Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 516: The Pennsylvania UFO Bigfoot Invasion of 1973 - The Double Flap

Episode Date: December 17, 2022

It's time for the cross-over event of the year... This week the boys bring you the story of The Pennsylvania UFO Bigfoot Invasion of 1973, a "double flap" of bizarre incidents involving UFO's, Bigfoot, and a series of other unexplainable events that left citizens baffled, wondering: is Bigfoot flying these UFO's or is he part of a bigger experiment being performed by otherworldly beings?

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That's what that's honestly what we're gonna be talking about a little bit today And you'd be surprised if they make little black holes. That's nice about them Is that like, you know, it cleans all the stuff up around it. It's like a Roomba for all eternity. Yeah, very good Welcome to last podcast on the left everyone. I am Ben hanging out with Marcus and hanging out with Henry Oh, have you checked your Theatons lately? They're full. Yeah, oh my god Are your Theatons running? The most surprising thing about moving to LA the Scientology commercials Jesus Christ. They're amazing Well, David Miss Gavitch, you might think you know Scientology, but have you seen my wife? Speaking about hidden figures today's episode

It's all about the Pennsylvania UFO big-foot invasion of 1973 dog this story is from I can't believe that we haven't covered this already 1973 not so silent invasion. No, not so silent as you'll see quite a loud invasion in fact It is a very loud invasion. You feel like they could have used more cover Yeah, these this story man. This story is like it's old school and I kind of like it does I'm now with Stan Gordon. I've been like Pennsylvania big foot society is not Acknowledgement, I really do think that there is a skinwalker ranch deep in the heart of Delco. Yeah, absolutely Now when one thinks of big foot hot spots in America the first places that come to mind Pacific Northwest

Washington, yeah, the original home of the big foot might even think of the Texas Arkansas border the folk monster Okay, Texacarna. Yeah, Texarkana. Sure getting people mad if you put your mind to it But as far as the third most popular hot spot for big foot activity in America goes and that's at least according to the big foot field researchers organization also known as beef row boys and beef row Beef row beef row sort of won the great big foot society wars of the early 2000s. There was beef row There was bath row. I think there was beef row. I do think it was bath row. Yeah, and then we got peeps now We're gonna we're gonna be introducing you to peeps But it is you I think when it comes down to big foot hunting nay research societies, it's all about not quitting

Yeah So beef row is what we call it when the LPN crew and cast go out to sit court side of the Los Angeles Lakers It's beef row beef row beef row Okay We're the beef row. Yes. Ed Larson holding McNally. Sure. Jake young and I am the jerky You're you but you are still You're the lean cut

But if you want the third most popular hot spot big for big foot activity in America, you go to Pennsylvania my friend It is wild dude after reading stan gordon silent invasion I can't believe more people aren't talking about how many big foots are in the pennsylvania area. You can't believe it I can't believe it and I won't believe it. Well, I'm here put and just put a nuclear weapon into a silo making it closer to launch He just fell down a flight of stairs and he pooped his pants Perhaps well, so ubiquitous is the pennsylvania bigfoot that the state boasts multiple local bigfoot societies Devoted solely to the pennsylvania bigfoot. For example, pennsylvania has its own all-female bigfoot research team Adorably called monkey winch

investigation These ladies man, you know, I would actually as a bigfoot say that I'm not a monkey I am an interdimensional being I don't care what you are monkey You come over and you eat my pits buck pussy Not again. I don't think they're looking to have sex with a bigfoot. They just want to identify it But I do think at some point from some of the documents I've seen It might get erotic once they are in the situation the state that gave us john fetterman. They like them big. They do monkey winch investigations, however is merely a subsidiary of the current top dog in pennsylvania bigfoot research

That's the pennsylvania bigfoot project or the pvp pennsylvania bigfoot project sounds like a prog rock band Yeah, it really does but my favorite which reigned supreme from 1998 until it's abrupt end in 2011 Is the pennsylvania bigfoot society aka the pbs? Yeah, man, you gotta fucking they should have done those like give a tote bags. Yeah the ridge the real pbs does absolutely Well, the pbs was a non-profit no kill group Which is an important distinction in the bigfoot world because some bigfoot researchers are after hard evidence No matter what the cost and also just to clarify it's non-profit That's called a no profit

But actually we just did speak with the author of the was it the cryptid map the united states of cryptid United states of cryptid Great books super fun. It's really great. And he straight up we're like, should you kill a bigfoot? He's like, I gotta see a buddy So you'd be surprised how many people want to kill a fucking bigfoot. He was like a nice man I want to play with his guts And that's on our patreon check out that interview also Did you know the platypus used to be considered a cryptid until it was proven to be real? Yeah, the ocopy as well No, we're see marcus knew

You were educated. I mean if you've got a big bill all that sounds like a cryptid Now because there is such diversity in how people study bigfoot the pbs. Wait a second. What there's Not within the white men that do it. No, it is just diversity in method Yeah, uh-huh diversity in method of how you want to study bigfoot some people say yeah kill the bigfoot Some people say don't kill the bigfoot some people say trap the bigfoot so we can study it Some people say oh, we only want to observe the bigfoot in the wild like I said, there's a lot of diversity to method Yeah, there is Beverly's out there stretching out her labia trying to capture it that way She's got one labia attached to one tree. She's got the other labia attached to the other tree

She's covered herself in honey. I've been main one most of the time. She's mostly attracted bugs Poor poor litty Because there is such diversity the pbs had its own exacting standards for what type of person could join the pbs Ah before sort of like anyway go on. Yeah, like the rangers texas rangers. Yeah Before one could officially become a member and this is at least up until 2011 They first had to submit an application If the application was approved

Then the prospective member would be subject to a vibe test held at the next pbs Expedition hike function or public outing. You see how craig holds man It comes down to because you're hanging out because first of all, yeah, one of the things I think honestly Probably one of the biggest issues with a bigfoot hunt is guys that are like loud piers Because there are guys that go out there and you hear that full flow right here like And the guys are going oh, yeah There we go. You got that thing. That's a difficult guy. You got a guy the anchorman quarter guy That's a guy. You don't want in a bigfoot fucking function because he's doing the same thing

He's like smells like bigfoot stick and you're like, yep. We heard it Yeah, and you don't want the stinky pee or either guy who doesn't drink enough water and his piss smells real bad I actually i'm gonna push back on that I actually do feel like when it comes up because it's gonna make the bigfoot run Well, haven't you attract the bigfoot because you know these hunters they truly cover themselves in the urine of the animal They're hunting the deer piss so they can remain invisible. So maybe a stinky sp But also I feel like does bigfoot have access to a trend to starbucks that makes his pee european You're gonna mean that makes his pee smell like a cafe. Mm-hmm

Well concerning the vibe test after what was i'm sure an intense and awkward afternoon big feet or bigfoot Bigfoot's that's the nomenclature that we have decided upon that's first step Yeah, that's if you can hang yeah, and also second me and like they bring in a big guy I'd be like I think that guy's the size of bigfoot and if they say yes, you'd be like bigfoot's much bigger than that Much bigger. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, absolutely Well after the vibe test the group would meet without the perspective member present and decide if the applicant would be formally invited Hey, what do you guys think of greg? This is like when I fucking got with the libertarian party. Yeah, what do you think of fucking greg?

All right. Yeah, this is also about to quit this group in two months. This is also the libertarian party Oh, is it? It is If chosen the new member would then be placed on a one-year probation. I'm so sick of these assholes already What do you mean a one-year probation? Cause you gotta build up a rapport What do we do know about the paranormal if we've learned right like if you're going to research these kind of like weird anomalous situations You need to be able to hang yeah, but able to show up put up Not up because if you don't then you fucking you're just wasting everybody's time

You have the most of bigfoot hunting. We talked about this one thing with the author is that most of bigfoot hunting is sitting In a tent drinking atty light Scanning yeah, and you gotta be able to hang in there I understand it, but I also think they're just trying to have a lackey that's going to give them jersey mics every day Drive me around to the mall because I got another dui Like they're just taking advantage of a person and making them work for free. That's an intern Yeah, I actually think it's necessary for a functioning bigfoot society a non-profit interesting It's a non-profit and by the way, they don't charge dues free of charge

No shit The dues are the fucking you gotta hang out with all the bros. You gotta be able to hang not also the author We've been started interrupt Marcus. The author we've been discussing is jw auger. Oh, yeah, jw auger fantastic, man It's a really fun book. Uh, but that's a thing. There's no dues, but it is strongly encouraged that you contribute to the website hosting fees So there are dues and also like It's strongly encouraged like you're supposed to give at the museum except sometimes what I do is I go like Okay, and I act like I'm putting in the donation box so people think I am Yeah, and you know again, I've done it for the cameras

Yeah, those that's my most kistanza moment when I got a tip and I it's going to be a nice one And I'm like just want to make sure they see it. Otherwise it doesn't count Scan the eyes big high arc. Hope the five dollar bill as you're putting in the little basket That's awesome But if you pass the vibe test if you pass the year long probation Then and only then would the applicant become a full member in good standing in the pennsylvania bigfoot society Now the creation of all these bigfoot societies in pennsylvania They can be traced back to one of the rarest of paranormal phenomena

The double flap. Yeah, man paranormal back tits. All right See back in the early 70s pennsylvania was beset by an invasion of souls silent invasion In which both bigfoots and ufo's became ubiquitous confrontational and terrifying Legitimately, this is some scary shit. This is the scariest shit that's been seen in central pennsylvania since all of the fracking Like there's a like there's a lot of instability in the brains of people because of these paranormal back tits All right Now the history of this double flap was kept alive all these years by one man stan gordon. That's my boy Is he yeah, do we know enough about him for you to claim? He's your boy. I love him. He's still out there, bro

He's done 10 appearances on coast to coast. Henry is that that's considered a close personal friend by Henry I listen to a lot of I listen to a lot of him in the last week or so And he's fucking he talks a lot about bigfoot and his stories do match up. Does he have anything to say about sandy hook? He said something about like but he just thinks it was he thinks it's a beach resort Like he thinks it's one of those places you go to like what's it at like club med He's one of the guys that got into cryptids, but never made the jump into conspiracy He's smart enough. He's smart enough to see what kind of bullshit that is. This is a singular focused man He doesn't have time for conspiracies. The political landscape is a distraction from his real work. Okay

Now this guy stan gordon. He wrote a book called silent invasion about this two year long bother However, I will say that for a silent invasion There is quite a bit of high-pitched screaming and a lot of bullets fired Silence invasion. Well, if something is super loud, but it's like Uh, it's kind of like the same tone all the time. It's almost like it's silent. You're talking about. Yeah. Oh, like highway noise Yeah, how we live. Yeah. Yeah You know, it's interesting because he we there's he loved this shit and it's also you Kind of bungles my mind how many people in pennsylvania try to shoot a bigfoot in the fucking head. Yeah, you're shocked by that, huh?

It's just it was way more because especially after doing the folk monster talking about like like far more bullets flew There for some reason than in this story. And yeah Now stan gordon was a local whose interest in UFOs was peaked when a fiery object seen by multiple people crashed near his hometown of greenberg pennsylvania in the 60s This attracted the attention of both national media and the federal government According to stan an unknown branch of the military showed up and used a flatbed truck to cart away a mysterious Object covered by a tarp This incident instilled a lifelong curiosity concerning the ufo phenomenon in stan gordon to the point where he started a ufo hotline

For reporting purposes in 1969. I would love to hear the prank calls that that hotline got he has asked for people to be serious When they call because he says a lot of his time is spent Combing through a lot of obviously bababooies I don't know what to do man. I got like a I got like a UFO Oh But by 1970 stan was in the mood to get official

Well, because he was legitimate stan gordon was like he is a He was he's pure he's pure of hot Okay, he loves these big foots and UFOs and he's very very curious about them But he's also he's diligent and he's got this hotline that is continues to be open. Yeah Well in 1970 stan established the west moreland county ufo study group or We're cuff-a-sug It's not he Wasn't great with the acronyms

I have to wait a year of indentured servitude to get into that one also Cuff-a-sug. Yeah, you were cuff-a-sug Well eventually stan became the pennsylvania state director for mofa get it Why are you reacting like that means anything no man It's like it really is the turning nothing into something. Yeah, you want to step up. He got paid. Yeah to be a UFO investigator That is way rarer. I agree. That is way rarer than being a professional comedian You can make a living being a ufologist, which he kind of it was on and off. Mm-hmm Now the move on posting was actually a pretty choice position because unbeknownst to I think most people

Pennsylvania in the early 70s was the place to investigate and witness not only ufos But a massive amount of bigfoots. Okay. Oh, yeah, dude because stan gordon even his the UFO that got him obsessed Was this thing called the kexburg ufo, which now it's like that's a whole other episode We're gonna have to do but he really like kind of kind of like he got started like deep It's like if the first your first experience in the paranormal was like witnessing the roswell ufo like it's a big It's weird how he like he was at like the world series of UFO events. Look you fucking look at me like that It actually was a big deal for him. It's a big deal. I think it's great. Let's let's call it. It's the uh regi jackson three home runs

Yeah, that's yeah, mr. October. It's the mr. October You guys are overselling it. I was thinking you're insecure What I've never been insecure in my life never been insecure about my masculinity not once in my entire life Has that been true? And unless we're in fucking uh, Oklahoma city Well, that was different. Oh, that was different. That was a that we didn't belong there. No, no, it's why I left that area of the world Now that is to say when it became clear that a double flap was indeed occurring in the state San gordon was well placed to head the investigation

He claimed that between january 1st 1973 in the end of 1974 there were 278 incidents involving either a ufo a bigfoot or both and you can call bullshit all you want But if you read silent invasion, what you will see is that the amount is just the amount a lot Yeah, it's crazy. But the interesting thing is that stan wasn't just tallying incident reports and putting a notch every time Someone called up rather there were 278 incidents that gordon deemed credible with more credence given to people Who previously didn't believe in ufos or bigfoot? Can you buy him off? Oh, he's unable. He's teflon. He's already he is hired by mufun. All right He knows he can't mix all these strains of money, but most of it really is all done out of his own pocket

Okay, but of course this was as I said back in 1973 and while ufos certainly still ruin lives We've said over and over again that statement went double in the early 70s when one could be entirely ostracized from the community for publicly yelling I know what I saw Oh For an example of how even just telling your friends about a bigfoot can still be perilous in modern times Here's a clip from a fairly recent bigfoot news story in pennsylvania In which one man openly mocks his friend on camera when that friend tried backtracking on how much his bigfoot sighting

Freaked him out. Who would do what kind of friend would do that to another friend? Ready to give up. We found guys who allegedly saw the beast just a few nights ago Getting someone to talk about that on camera was not easy Well, why you go back in the woods you see animals in the woods. I don't know where to go. Let me let me try to jog your memory a little bit Tommy better get up here. There's something up in the woods. We don't know what it is. No You don't remember that? He could not experience us He literally couldn't experience one moment of genuine vulnerability in front of his old mother

It was also shows that they're real old friends But still man He was scared. He called up his buddy. He thought he could trust me. I remember that when you needed to throw your underwear out I needed you to be there for me, bro And the guy was telling the story. He just walks away in the middle of the interview just walks away And the guy making fun of him is a cop that is no shit 350 pounds easily Yep, good for him. Well, interestingly the Bigfoot did not just suddenly appear in Pennsylvania in 1973 As it is with most of the heavily wooded areas of North America

Sightings of the Pennsylvania Bigfoot date back to the 1800s when human settlements began encroaching on previously undisturbed wilderness in one report from 1859 Printed in the book Bigfoot in Pennsylvania, which was sent to us by fans Amanda and Zach A quote thing like a man, but Harry as a bear was seen in a cow pen quote sucking the cows And that's the most human of all because he saw a thing that looked like a tit And he went right in there. He knew because no one would judge him like they judge us. You know what? No one eats udder, right? I don't think you want to eat udder. I've never seen anybody eat an udder. It's just got to be rubbery

There's not can't be any there's no flavor there unless you braze it That's a whole different show. That's a whole different show and also we don't have any cows. We have we have some bowls though Oh, it's all this milk. Look at all this milk Well, that was the first reporting that you ever heard about Bigfoot's in Pennsylvania 1859 and from there reports of Gigantic Harry Wild men and wild women as they were called before the Bigfoot nomenclature came into use They came continuously throughout the decades following. It's a full book and it's a story after and it's news stories It's articles wild man wild man wild man. And now we just call them moon shiners. Yeah

But concerning the double flap of 1973 It is interesting to note that the UFOs came Before the Bigfoot's It's a real mixture and that's what I love about this entire story is that it is a genuine like And we'll keep unpacking why like why is it like this? But it's they're all right on top of each other. Well, there's a very interesting cause and effect and play it here But therefore one must ask a simple question. Yes Were the Bigfoot's piloting the UFOs themselves or were the Bigfoot's introduced by the

UFOs into the wilds of Pennsylvania as an experiment like putting a scorpion in a shoebox with a frog Just to see how the frog handles it the frog would do absolutely fantastic Chewbacca Reminds me of Chewbacca. What are you sure? Sure. Just let him have this This pilot is an aircraft. Well, the feeling is that that's one conversation because but you're talking about is a fairly materialistic Version of this We're going to get into the interdimensionality of this later on Don't you worry my friend because it also could just be clouds of electrons dog. All right And you got cold fusion like that's natural cold fusion is what we're seeing and we're going to get into it

Or could it be that the UFO sightings Introduced the idea of the paranormal to the area and it wasn't too far of a leap between UFO sightings and Bigfoot encounters And these of course are the central questions of this episode But I actually feel like the two experiences as we see in the accounts are wholly different Because the UFOs the sightings of course the Bigfoot Sighting in the UFO sighting happened at the same time which happens a few times But that's that that's when they touch tips. Yeah, because the UFO experience is way more ethereal

It's way more like because what people talk about when you see a UFO it makes you question your place in the universe It's way more of a sighting. It's more passive Where a lot of the Bigfoot sightings and this story especially they're kind of aggressive and they're way more personal and in your face And there are more up close sightings of Bigfoots In this story than I've seen in any one of the other Bigfoot Cases we've ever covered. Well, I would well, I would make a distinction here And I do make this distinction many times, you know over the course of this episode is that they are UFO sightings

But Bigfoot encounters Okay, and there we go. And that's the cornerstone of ufology and cryptozoology You are your own research With yourself but that's you are to actually again tripping upon an essential Question is that if if the paranormal which we kind of talk about a lot of times is a personal experience And maybe it's something that you can only see it is so unique and it's so expressed as was put in the book That I another side book I read called dark matter monsters by simian hind phd. Yeah, so he's a doctor. Yeah He calls it from

Oh, it says something like oh the oh Phoenix offline Yeah, which is actually it's incredible because the cardboard box It's a better guy outside of the hestation But he talks about it. See it's a hidden event Right, which is like the originally coined term hidden event as a way to talk about the rampant child abuse in the United States It wasn't really considered a crime since the 1960s until the 1960s But he says it's also like Bigfoot

Because it's an event that happens to only you that no one will believe that happened to you because you're the only witness to the Event it's an absolutely horrendous analogy. No, it's exactly the same. No, it's in the top of this book Yeah, exactly because you know, I'll know who else knows that you got molested the guy who molested you What do you think the only old person that knows that you saw a bigfoot? Is a big foot? Absolutely Here's this freaked out. We're freaked out by you, right? Think about how the molester feels understanding how much trouble you can get in

Yeah, we always have to think about that. I don't know I posits. I don't know the exact timeline here Or Pittsburgh Steelers Perhaps they were just seeing Terry Bradshaw on a bender in the woods Uh, Terry Bradshaw was a 60s player or 70s player? I thought he was the 7. All right, this is the early 70s Nope. No. whatsoever. I think you're thinking they either joined in United I think you're thinking Joe Namath with the hair because he had the hair No Terry Bradshaw No, Terry Bradshaw is bald as a coobold

I'm just looking at pictures of Terry Bradshaw now He might be the Pennsylvania big but only six for three there's also speaking of what I know what I saw He was hammered one time on Jay Leno dressed in a Santa suit going through a divorce openly crying Because he hadn't stopped drinking yet, and I cannot find the episode anywhere. They they scrubbed it Yeah, it was really was at his height 1974, but I feel like that would have made him to the Pennsylvania public He would have been like like oh my god. It's Terry Bridger Oh my god Yeah, okay, well the UFO sightings that preceded the year-long Bigfoot invasion of 1973 actually began in 1972

Near the end of that year witnesses saw glowing spheres of light and metallic material falling from the sky near high tension power lines Very common in UFO sightings Well, kuffasug collected these samples I use that acronym because I'm not gonna say the fucking Westmoreland County UFO society underground No In no way would you ever be long-winded during our the Pennsylvania UFO Bigfoot invasion of 1973 Oh a kuffasug collected these samples and sent them to a lab where it was discovered that while the metal was Mostly aluminum mostly the origin of the material was unknown

And also this is a lot of times we see with UFO parts right with a these quote-unquote metamaterials a lot of times It is earthbound material, but they're like but it's put in a way that no human would ever do It's kind of like the Bill Murray thing and Ghostbusters No human being would stack folks like this. Yeah, but it is that where it's curious It's the playful nature of the trickster phenomena, right? Which is I understand because I'm a playful trickster So I know what it's like and I'm always ooo fiddling and fooling. So they're like me You can't trust them at all However, I did see there is that great clip of Jack Valle taking some material that was found from a UFO

Into a lab into a put it under an electron microscope and they found that the isotopes in that piece of material We're far beyond anything that we have here on earth isotopes beyond isotopes. I see these are things I can't believe it's not isotopes. There's a lot of stuff that's kind of just said like there's a thing like coherent matter I was reading about like Scientists said that while sitting in front of a computer next to a big piece of equipment. I didn't understand so that's got to be true isotopes And not too long after that UFO sighting several reports came from the Greensburg area involving a quote strange high-pitched screaming sound Now those screams were paired with the sounds of something heavy moving through the woods

Which again negates the premise of the silent invasion But it anyway people reported seeing a very broad-shouldered creature about five feet tall chasing two dogs soon after That was followed by more high-pitched screams and several large piles of fresh Scat were found nearby Did they love the scat man did they investigate the Duke? Yes, they did. Oh, yeah, and it's it was Duke Oh, yeah, yeah, did they get any indication if it was a big foot? They did not they inconclusive Well, you had to say the real findings was that they found that they had found similar piles Yeah, but they were too large for a horse. Yeah, we'll get into the horse piles later on

We'll never and that's the thing is that the universe actually will get into the horse piles right now That's it. I've seen I lived in New York for 15 years and those horse cops They just shit right on the street and keep on going. Yeah a security guard near the University of Pennsylvania Greensburg campus He found those piles. He said too big for a horse. It's too big for a horse. How do you know how much horse shit? Have you seen I mean there? I mean, I feel like they are actually they might be around more horse shit than we are Pennsylvania the Amish are everywhere horse-drawn carriages. Yeah, but yeah, that's the meth dump But lest you think this large pile of feces is merely a frat boy prank The guard also found several large unidentifiable footprints nearby

You also must ask your question as to whether or not frat boys are capable of taking a lot of dumps in a can Perhaps a bucket of some sort. Don't pry and don't go into I mean, I'm not you're just gonna maligning frat boys out of nowhere I mean it they they pay for friendship and they make we love to each other Yeah, you guys are talking about an organization that does the exact same thing. Yes, but it's for Bigfoot And so it's different. It's better. Yeah, it's not just for school Yeah, they don't get like connections later on in life for high-powered jobs Yeah, it does the more you say that it does sound like actually that's the perfect thing for a bunch of frat boys to do

Is to stage your Bigfoot invasion because that's the single funniest thing you could possibly do And people tend to take it seriously and then you have a bunch of Bigfoot research researchers that are all like oh Yeah, we can these are no one can make prints like this. Meanwhile, they're all like elephant tailing each other like behind a bush Just like look at there. We like we fucking got him Yeah, it's funny. It is now one might say that five feet tall was by no means Bigfoot size That's what I was thinking. Yeah five feet is actually somewhat of an odd cryptid size Because usually they're either two to four feet tall like the chupacabra or the melon-headed children Or they're much larger like the ten foot tall flatwoods monster or the beefy moth man big sick old moth man

I think it's because it was a baby Bigfoot Oh, oh, could it be or could it be? I think it's a baby big slide But here's something interesting about this double flat that you'll notice as the story goes on and on See the more people reported Bigfoot sightings the more detailed the descriptions became and the larger the Bigfoot's got Oh, yeah Now if we stay on the paranormal side of things it could be said that these creatures Were pushing through from another dimension and the further they pushed the more detailed they became

This is a very John Keel way of looking at things astral hemorrhoids But the not as much fun but still fascinating explanation can be found from the psychological point of view See the way the human brain works is that our perceptions are guided by our expectations It's sure absolutely and that's why you can if you change your perception you could sometimes change your reality Mm-hmm these expectations are called prior beliefs and they help us to make sense of what we are perceiving in the present Based on similar experiences We've had in the past and that's either direct experiences or indirect experiences meaning something You've seen versus something you've heard. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, the brain is learning

It is it's very much learning. Yes, but sometimes the brain takes a shortcut when learning The brain uses these signals to make judicious decisions in the face of uncertainty Is that a trash can or is it a murderer? Is it a home? Are you seeing it for some if you're oscar Oh, and one could make the argument that the double flap was a case of mass hysteria In which people saw bears tree branches or shadows as bigfoots because they were on high alert For bigfoot. I know what I saw Absolutely. Yeah, I feel like something could maybe be bears, but you're seeing a face in your window

I know that that's like there's also the thing we see faces We see shit like things that look like human shapes often We we look for them in like chaotic backgrounds that we can kind of like make them with our own minds We can make those outlines with them We've been to uh, Pennsylvania quite a bit. Love it. Love Philly love Pittsburgh love all of Pennsylvania really in a lot of ways sobriety Now is this something that we must ask I just feel like how often have we all been drunk? Yeah, all the time, but I've never really truly especially in Pennsylvania, but I've been drunk

But I've never like seen something I didn't see because I was drunk. Yeah, I've never had that either I've never had the whole pink elephant phenomenon every time I see things when I'm drunk I know what I saw a lot of times. It's what I'm seeing when I'm drunk is the only time I really see that's unhealthy No, no, it's the only time unhealthy relationship Catch so I can finally know But if we swing back to keel I drive better when I'm drunk Because again, you get floppy and it's everybody else that gets all rigid and upset because you're coasting through a bunch of red lights

But if we swing back to keel It might also be that the big foots were indeed Interdimensional beings and the more people saw the creatures the more quote-unquote since the creatures made we filled out the details With our brains and our observation of them Well, not necessarily that we filled out their details But that's the thing when you first see a creature like this That's what a lot of people say about these interdimensional beings is that your brain freaks out because there's no frame of reference For that creature

But the more you see a creature the more you experience something like that The more your brain can actually handle it you can actually process what it is That you're seeing in front of you more details are perceived and more details are remembered or mentioned platypus Yes, absolutely or in this new book that I read dark matter monsters. What if these are special creatures? That have made managed to be able to harness the power of dark matter Right if bigfoot or any other cryptids can create bunched electron structures from the static in their long hair The compression of their huge feet on the ground. This is legitimate. This is logistical science legitimately weren't written piezoelectric effect in their bones or the vortical action of blood flowing in their cavernous arterial structure vortical

Vortical they would be able to create the itonic mesh structure that Matsumoto was assigned Another scientist says is the hallmark of neutron stars and the cold fusion process But they just retroactively put what an actual scientist had to say in front of a bunch of bullshit No, hidden events not child molestation. It's about bigfoot. All right, these creatures They'd have unique gravitational abilities through their ability to harness dark matter energies and now that quote-unquote according to otter author He says it he sees your reaction. I know is your reaction is coming and he says yeah, that probably sounds strange If you think about the encounters people report. They're often gravitational effects missing time and electronic

Anomalies if he just put his mind to anything else Yeah, yeah use your fucking brain people. He could have been money ball They could create bunched electron structures with their hair dude. This is fucking real dog It's definitely in a book We actually got some bad news about dark matter recently scientists think that we may never actually be able to see it No, of course we're making it up It will mean or remain theoretical forever Of course because we made it up because the math don't work right and that's why we made it up

It's because the math doesn't work So we need something to stick in there because they would make sense when it comes down to it We live in a chaotic reality that we could measure if we want because we change it just by fucking looking at it Was it vortal vortical? The cryptids can absorb and generate active neutrinos in the same way cold fusion reactors them. Oh man But when it came to the first wave of bigfoot sightings in pennsylvania 1972 prior to the larger double flap The early reports bordered on assault See after a family heard and felt footsteps outside of their house for consecutive nights a bigfoot allegedly attacked

One night the family and a friend of theirs arrived home late at 3 a.m. Who knows what they were out doing drinking And something suddenly lifted and shook the car Terrified the passengers stayed put But when they got out of the car after the shaken rumblin was over Yeah, they found that the vehicle had moved a fair distance from where they had originally parked Arnold Schwarzenegger from twin Whoa That was one of the stronger years. I thought that was kindergarten cop

He did it. I might have done it in both. He did it in cars all the time. He knows what he's able to do I mean he lifted the tree in commando. Yeah, very difficult. That was kind of cool Well another night that same family lost their dog when the creature attacked and killed it a lot of dead dogs in the story I'm sorry to say. Although the family had convinced themselves that they were simply dealing with a clever if malicious bear Yes, the riddler of bears Definitely dealing with a highly organized Mafia style bear the bear from the great outdoors very smart. Oh, yeah, bald. Heiny bear. That's what we used to call it Yeah, well, I thought the raccoons were smarter than the bear the bear was malicious the raccoons could talk

The bear was misunderstood. Yeah, the bear was misunderstood. Yeah, he got his little butt And then his head so spoiler alert. Sorry. I know sorry to interrupt that. It's already ruined that 40 year old fell 40 years old Wow But when this family heard the telltale footsteps a few nights later, they decided to go out and shoot the damn thing Oh, yeah Get me the dogs killed their cars This I understand why they they they have had they've been attacked

Yes, they have to defend themselves. Absolutely. But instead of a bear They saw a hairy six foot tall biped with broad shoulders and exceptionally long arms arms that hung down to the knees And this creature had a hairless shiny face like Anna Taylor joy who just met last night at the bar Like terry bratshaw He wasn't there. He wouldn't know what it was terry bratshaw Yeah, well knowing they were outmatched the family fled back into the house and watched the creature from the window Until it wandered away. They never started again. It's kind of funny knowing that they were outmatched. They had guns The big one just stayed in there. Yeah, I would have

Yeah, they got a firearms man. He was just scared by the dog. Yeah, yeah Not long after a group of teenagers encountered the creature several times over the course of one night When they described it to stan gordon They said it walked upright and fast. It had an ugly non-human face and long arms that again hung down to its knees And that is a descriptive that teenagers use nudge ugly. Yeah. Oh, it's uniquely beautiful And now we know that to be true 2022. I know if you say someone's ugly, it's because of their soul is ugly People are still ugly. Yeah, but we're not allowed to say that anymore. You can say that you can describe people You can describe people. Yeah, it's still allowed to describe big tomato-headed bitch or something

Well, interestingly one of those kids Allegedly had a paranormal awakening of sorts after his encounter with bigfoot and he wouldn't be the only one in the story Uh to have this happen to okay That's what this dark matter monsters talk about the the trauma associated with seeing a cryptic One month later the teen said he saw a floating glowing grayish figure of a man appear from out of nowhere in his room The figure walked through the wall and was never seen again. He walked through the wall. That's the thing. I know Neutrinos He was made out of fucking real neutrinos dawg barge electrons. He was made out of coherent matter. Did he climb through the window?

No, no The wall. Well, while all this happened in 1972 the pennsylvania double flap didn't truly begin Until january 1st, I just see me jumping up and down I got the backs and I got the fronts. Yeah, double flaps. I'm triple What's The bottom of my belly. It's the bottom of your. No, but that's not flaps. That's that's not flaps I think my titties are flaps and I have back folds

Yeah, I thought that I would do push-ups and get rid of but then they just accentuated them 2023 is a whole another year It is it truly is I'm gonna start doing Yeah, you're gonna start doing moitai when they start eating more time Well, that's the thing is that all of this happened january 1st 1973. That's when it began it began. Yo, okay Yeah, Henry's just choked on water. You're ready. You're ready to get in shape next year. It's our spanish moitai Yes, it was real good But before the big foots truly began their invasion in the spring

The sky was filled with UFOs day and night throughout late winter On new year's day a bright star-like object was seen floating above a barn near the town of delmont This craft moved by alternating between bursts of speed and moments when it would slow down very deliberate movement for more separate times in january A spherical pink object a bright orange egg and a cigar shaped UFO respectively appeared in the skies above pennsylvania Some like the star-like object would be almost ethereal But the orange craft was reported to have flown with extra wide contrails that implies a propulsion system while the cigar-shaped UFO

That had hundreds of white lights and it emitted an odd smooth humming sound. Yeah, by the way. Is this the hotline? Yeah, I got a cigar-shaped UFO One joke here, I wish that you'd take the hotline seriously it costs good money Now there was only one object reported in february a red spherical craft, but in march of 1973 There were 14 credible UFO reports. It's the amount of them that are crazy. I feel like that's the true difference Yeah, what do you think a UFO from uh from uh, uh, what do you think a balding alien calls it? What male male Saturn baldness? That's what you wanted to do. That's what you do real to come

That everything for yeah, I like it. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. It's enjoyable. You know, it's it's it's merch It's merch. Yeah, boom. Well the shape and size of each craft was different But the descriptions do track with the UFO types that many other people have reported around the world for decades Yeah, dome-shaped UFOs. Oh, yeah, cylindrical cigars. Nice. Blimp light craft. You don't get that all the time No, you don't small bb shaped ships micro UFOs, which we should talk about because that's a whole other separate A whole other episode of micro UFOs Truly what is interesting is that we didn't have this much tech as we do now So that is fascinating because now it's like gage your own guaranteed. Yeah, I like this is

70s. So yeah, it's cool stuff. You had football shaped ships You have larger objects that split into smaller objects. That's that's one of my personal favorite UFOs I love the larger objects, but that was a Hudson Valley. Yeah, that's the video that you played in our live show Yeah, they're shooting out the little like little ships little farts. Yeah Yeah, you had balls of burning flame and you had arrowhead UFOs and that's among others There were a fair amount of other shapes and sizes Sounding color-wise some objects hummed others were silent And all varied in color from red to orange to pink to white

In one case a witness said they saw an object's shift in size shape and color It's super weird and a part of it is because maybe they are again They're harnessing a technology that we don't understand but like they are they are literally morphing. They're the very creative Matrix of the universe there and they have at their disposal. Could be you're about to pass. You're about to pass this class You're one year apprenticeship is almost over. I can't wait man because then like I could stop doing the jerky runs I could stop doing all the bagging all the scat. Yeah, that's my big thing I'm really sick of bagging this scat because they are piles larger than a horse And it is shovels full. It's a lot. Yeah

When perhaps the strangest case out of those 14 sightings in March a witness said he saw five dome shape UFOs in the sky He said that he'd been in his house But had been lured outside by an odor so terrible that he had to go see what it was That's cold fusion materials burning off To my knowledge though the smell of ozo is more associated with UFOs terrible odors are more attached to the bigfoot and and demons And demons. Yes. Also in demons April was similarly rife with UFO sightings as was May But in the spring of 1973 a witness said he saw human-like figures descending from a UFO along a beam

Yeah, we are you working having a good time. That's fun man You know, you see all these aliens dancing on the the foot of a light and then they get to be in pennsylvania And by his report these figures were eight to ten feet tall classic bigfoot size And of course not too long after the witnesses saw the possible bigfoot's descending from the UFO The bigfoot side of a double flap began in May of 1973 and it would not slow down for a second until the following fall It is crazy But it is interesting that that that was the first sighting that incorporated a bigfoot And then from then on they were attached here. So the UFOs dropped them off. Well, that's the part

I mean, do you think they stunk up the UFO? I they might afford it in you. They might be getting kicked off. Yeah, they might been like, all right But we've had enough. Yeah, we stopped by a fucking glorg black planet. These motherfuckers stink and they all had to chili Well in a report that stan gordon said was the one that made him stand up and take notice A witness said that he was it's very difficult because he had issues with his knees A witness said he was cleaning his bathroom when he looked out the window and saw two shiny red eyes staring back Yes Only thing was the bathroom window was eight feet off the ground

And the telltale foul smell of the bigfoot was so strong that it penetrated the walls That must make him feel self-conscious Don't mind me. I was just gonna watch you go to the bathroom. I was just watching your poop, but oh man I guess that's all so bad. Yeah, you know a lot of bigfoot sightings happen in the bathroom And I'm wondering and I was wondering like what that is like is the does that on the sky does you? You're vulnerable, but I was thinking it's not necessarily a bigfoot thing I think and it's more of a human thing because sometimes when you're on the toilet you tend to look around you tend to just your board You're kind of sitting on your knees, especially 1973. Yeah. Yeah, you don't have a phone to play with and you forget your magazine

That's true. You stare out the window. Yeah, you got to read the back of shampoo bottles and stuff like that But then that gets boring. I actually wonder if the bigfoot just more like, you know, there's not a lot I miss about being you know, only half human I wish we had toilets Dumping in the woods is more fun than a toilet. The toilet's a it's a ball and chain in its own, right? I love my toilet. Yeah, well, you have a very nice one when stan interviewed the family living I accept the compliment. I still have yet to use it. I'm pretty excited Come settle up. It's worth it. It's worth every penny. I'll sit on that bidet. I'm not even joking

I think I was on it for seven minutes the other day. I believe it Well, when stan interviewed the family living at the house in question where the bathroom siding occurred Their teenage son reported another incident in which he was hanging out with some other boys from the neighborhood He said that they heard heavy breathing quote like a horse Then heard a large snort Seemingly from a horse, but that's when the bigfoot showed up. Oh, yeah, especially if you're looking at that scat You know, it ain't a horse. Does the horse does the bigfoot cloak itself to sound like other animals perhaps? Perhaps perhaps well standing up out of some bushes

It was apparently hiding behind the bigfoot was eight to nine feet tall and covered in black hair When stan later investigated the area He found a three-toed print 13 inches long and eight inches wide and stan naturally made the first of many Many plaster casts a lot of people say oh, it's like easy to make up a footprint or something. No it is well You'd have to be such you think you have to be a liar You don't have to be a liar to do that and no one why would you break everyone's hearts by faking it? That's one thing we've learned with the new era. No one lies. No one lies

But yeah, yeah, I saw pictures of the the footprint. It's good. It's good. It's clear. Yeah, awesome Oddly though bathroom peeping as I said, it became a habit of the pennsylvania bigfoot In august wakasa fog got a report from a man in beaver county Who said he saw an eight foot tall gorilla with glowing red eyes staring into the window of his privilege jealousy And again an odd footprint was found at the scene and that's another interesting thing about it Is that sometimes they would find two footprints sometimes they'd find one footprint sometimes no footprints And that's when I was carrying you To go to go uh make sweet love to that woman in gafer in a tent

Oh Well around that same time a woman reported seeing a nine to ten foot tall creature with a pear shaped head weird And she heard the strange high pitch scream of the bigfoot That's them recharging Oh, that's in the book. That's them recharging their retrinos the recharge the retrinos by Expelling yeah, would you want don't you want to kind of call them when I bring it in you're bringing it in You are bringing in by expelling it out. That's what it says in this book. Okay. It says it in the book I know it does fully

Explain it was it self-published Yes, okay because again certain things are too true For mainstream editorial processes and editing all right because these guys are like oh, what's the proof for this? And you're like I wrote it down. Yeah, my name is dr. Heim D Yes, well soon after a cop saw glowing red eyes the size of a 50 cent piece Which is quite similar to the description we heard when we covered the folk monster. Yes, perhaps not so coincidentally This is very interesting the pennsylvania bigfoot flap and the folk monster sightings

They happened at almost the exact same time and neither one had yet enjoyed national news coverage Maybe there's a crypt. Maybe there was also cryptid inflation Good happening at the time too many cryptids when it rains at pores However, the folk monster was completely devoid of any UFO sightings much less an entire flap single flap From there. No, you can't have a single flap a single flap would be a flap of you You're not gonna say a group of seeing a several series of bigfoot. It's not a flap. I guess it's more of like a a glerk Or like a gorsh

Well the flap and you have to have two you can't clap with one hand, you know But that's the thing I would say that the folk monster. That's one monster Flaps usually involve more than one craft more than one monster. Yeah, the folk monster was just one guy Yeah, that was more of a an experience an encounter. He was a visiting. He was visiting the area Yeah From there the calls to both stan gordon's ufo hotline and the local number for wakasa fog They increased dramatically because bigfoot sightings seem to be happening weekly. If not at times daily Rotten smelling bigfoots were killing chickens and dogs

Wandering cornfields hanging around caves and mine shafts lying in fields taking naps They saw multiple Yeah, and they saw one tear a six foot tall pine tree from the ground with its bare hands Wow What's strange though is that like the variations in the ufo's people also reported variations on the bigfoot Footprints would vary in size shape and toe number Fur would be reported as white black or brown and in one case a nine foot tall humanoid was seen by several people Wearing a shiny fabric suit. Oh very nice. Yeah

It was the 70s. Oh, yeah, you must have gotten like because you ever I follow like mba fits Like on the internet because the guy's really big guys That's what you have to do if they go to the big and tall store I saw all the we got uh, we went through the mail for the studio because we're used to live at the This is used to be your home kids. Oh, we got all this mail that used to have and it's all the big and tall stuff They try to they wrap your poor guts in I tell you what man They really could Up the fashion king size because it really does look like bigfoot hunter magazine. Yes, indeed

They definitely sold you ordered one big and tall shirt and they definitely sold your address to many other big and tall companies Yes, they did king size. Yeah king size. There's westmoreland big and tall Like yeah, there was something called like the beefy and long But there was a lot of guys weren't even wearing clothes. Yeah, that's a that's a special magazine Well, one of the most detailed encounters a woman said that she saw a grotesque faced creature Stooping down to look in her window the face was round and covered in dark hair while the nose was flat like a gorillas The eyes had no whites eyelids or eyelashes, but were bright red. What if they were goggles? That is literally a question. That's interesting. What if it's goggles?

The skin not covered in fur was wrinkled almost appearing burnt And of course the strange smell of decaying meat filled the house And it's different. It's interesting because sometimes it's decaying meat. Sometimes it's rotten eggs. Yeah, it's farts Yeah, and again several large footprints were found outside the window and cast were made That's why we got the plaster absolutely And another detailed encounter a witness visiting friends saw a horrifying face again peering into his bathroom window This witness said the big foot had a big head two pointed ears A deeply set ape like nose large growing red eyes and two big fang like teeth

Kind of sounds like he was like more of a bat squash. Well, we're gonna get to bat squash here in a second Yeah, and also the ever heard of dino beavers I haven't uh, I haven't heard of that one yet. You've not heard of dino beavers I've not heard of dino beavers beavers the size of a dinosaur dinosaurs and the size of beavers It's the same thing. No, no opposite smaller dinosaurs. Not bigger beavers. Oh, so you're talking about like a galamimus They were about the size of a beaver You call me? Plenty of dinosaurs were beaver size

Not now Because there's a we're gonna do a follow-up to skinwalker ranch, but they actually had an infestation of dino beavers Any bird is a dinosaur. So a pelican is a dinosaur. No a dino beaver Well, I'm talking about these detailed descriptions You see what I mean by the descriptions getting more and more detailed as time goes on And they get weirder and weirder Now by the summertime so many big foot incidents were being reported to the police that authorities Created a special code red signal to alert stan gordon. So he could take some quote-unquote pressure off the authority

They didn't do that. I know stan was very like basically all right You got one side of the story You got stan side of the story where it's like the police just were graciously they knew that I was an expert There was a signal for him It's a code red it's a code ready because he's like because in the end they knew that these cases were important They needed to be investigated and they need to have a guy you didn't have somebody they were making fun of them And I do think that there might have been another side of this story where they were like Please send this horseshit. Yeah to stan every single time they're calling me like you should be calling stan

Yeah, not the police department and then the hotline to this day is just stan's home number Yeah, I think stan would be disneyfying a little bit kind of what they did with rudy rudiger Uh, because they were kind of making fun of them there No, no, he said the code red I think that they did that to make him feel good the cops in this this story the cops are being I don't know why but they're being extremely nice to stan They are allowing him in the process He's going out like these cops are I guess bored or whatever. No because they started actively investigating all these ufo and bigfoot stories

And then they were like well stan likes this I mean, I think I would disagree that you know, they did not take this seriously No, they were all up in it very seriously because I mean It's not that crazy that people are calling the cops because some of these encounters were actually very dangerous Oh, yeah, in one case a bigfoot chased a car down the road emitting a crying moaning sound And another a bigfoot was just hanging out on someone's roof again wailing and crying. I'm gonna call the cops No, no, I honestly I don't honestly you call therapists because that bigfoot needs to communicate Yeah, it really does. We don't want to hurt the bigfoot now concerning the sound

That's another interesting detail Like the visual details the sounds made by the bigfoot evolved over the summer it went from a high pitch scream To a crying whale Oh, finally it's settled into the sound of a large baby crying. Well Someone changed my diaper No, it's scary though. I do feel like that that's one of those noises that that that would freak me out If you're outside, you just heard that But a large baby. Yeah, big baby, but I feel like it's that noise but louder

I'm seeing some tlc shows about big babies. Oh, yeah, that's different, but they don't really make crying noises. No, that guy was crying Yeah, I would imagine it's best probably what it sounds like. It sounds like one of the adult babies making a cry By the summertime someone captured the chilling wailing crying of one of these creatures and they played it on the local radio station Sweet according to later analysis the sound was within known animal range sure But could not have been produced by a man or a machine There's no way an animal ever could have made that noise But yes, it could have But no, it was in the rain animal could have but a man could not and a machine could not have no

Machine probably you could make a machine At the time, no I could make you a machine that sounds like a baby crying. Now you can sure Now at the same place where the bigfoot was seen on the roof that creature it came back and it started throwing rocks A big fucking rose. That's not good. While most of the other bigfoots had red eyes This one's eyes very interestingly glowed green. Yep irish. Maybe that's why he was so hammered up there But in the first of many incidents of tampering by forces governmental and unknown Though a kufasug investigator who took the reports of the green-eyed monster a dude named ken

He discovered that all of his bigfoot reports Disappeared from his filing cabinet soon after Oh my god, they're trying to shut it down. They don't want to talk about it because again It's a hidden event bigger than what I don't want to get involved in it because if they open it up You got the big foot of the Vatican right there. Yeah Now eventually odd people did show up in pennsylvania to quote-unquote investigate the double flap One woman named bevelly burns called up stan gordon's hotline to report that a bigfoot had ripped an electrical cord from her mobile home But it wasn't stan ken or any other member of will kufasug who arrived to hear this woman's story

Instead she was visited by a short heavy set man with brown hair wearing an all gray uniform According to his plates and i.d. This man hailed from ohio Oh, yeah, ohio the men in black turd The man is it? I don't know. We don't know. I don't know. I know something. We have friends that live in ohio Yeah, we do. Yeah The man however wasn't interested in bevelly's story. No all he wanted was evidence Where is the evidence? He took the hair samples bevelly had collected and took pictures the footprints outside of her mobile home

Okay, okay. It's good. I'm good. I'm good looking good But when a local boy scampered up and took polaroids of the footprints in the presence of the odd man That dude grabbed the polaroid and ripped it up. You give it to me old bastard You're shitty old bastard and you ripped it up and they're all like, why are you doing that? You just showed up, bro I was like, come on. Yeah strange and aggressive the man then inexplicably destroyed all the evidence Yeah, I think he said it on fire. Yeah He's like tiger king killing all those alligators showing you He's showing you we mean business. We met him black. I'm not entirely he's not wearing black and then black aren't fat and short

That's how you that's the thing is that you don't know that's what I'm just wearing my gray uniform But it's my title. I'm a man in black. No, that's my title. That's my position. You can't be wearing A hearty shirt and working at mcdonald's well, I don't know I mean that's the question if johnny cash is wearing an orange shirt. Is he still the man in black? The answer is yes. No, he's always the man in black. Always the man in black You for business about people who struggle. Yeah, I know that but he's still known as the man in black Yes, he also said it was thinning That's true. Slimming after he kicked the pills he put on some weight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and he almost got killed by that ostrich

He's so funny. Well after this guy the odd man burned the evidence He jumped in his car and sped away without a word And this is the only time anyone reported seeing this gray man But someone else did report that a strange guy showed up the next year asking about ufo's in an odd squeaky high pitched voice Again, it could be any ufologist that we've met The only other incident involving mysterious authorities was when a man in west newton reported that he'd seen and shot a big foot On his property. Yeah

You said it's that confidence. Yeah Any big foot blood any flesh? We'll get to the big foot blood here in a second But according to this guy men who seemed official arrived and removed the creature Yep So we're here you take it. He just gave the creature up. Well, I mean they he thought they were the authorities What's he gonna do? What made them seem official badges? Probably. Yeah possibly uniforms a really cool truck a hurried

Affectation where you're like, oh no, I must blow through this. Oh, so busy. I have four other bodies at this a big foot I gotta pick up today. Let's wrap it up You act super busy people think that you're important official. All right But even though the men in black seem to be taking a light touch this time around I'm saying comparatively This is a pretty light touch. I honestly think this is one of those things where the second amendment comes into play Where it's like they these guys are all very heavily armed. They are so they can't send the weird men in black Yeah, they don't want a ruby ridge here. Yeah evidence did however sometimes get mysteriously destroyed sometimes in the field One day stan gordon and his team were taking three-toed footprint casts near the green gate mall

Maybe he was headed towards the h&m. Yeah Well, that's the funny thing about this big foot is that he's not just relegated to the forest He hangs around the town. Oh, yeah Yeah, or they hang around the town. They're obviously many more than one. Okay Well stan and his team were waiting for the cast to dry when they had to leave to respond to another incident of high Strangeness such was the frequency of reports that year. I do believe this He said that his life was turned upside down for an entire year that there was so much paranormal activity That was being like called in and talked about that he was a full-time job. Yeah, I mean, they're basically the ghostbusters

Yeah, it's awesome. It's very fun. But when stan returned to collect his plaster casts Both the cast and the footprints were mysteriously destroyed. Well, you know, it's just there's foul play involved It's a mall bunch of kids out there. Yeah, everyone was making fun of you. Yeah the one potato two potato What was around this time that everything got even stranger and that was a trend amongst this entire flap Is that things got weirder as time went on it kept building this was about the time that the bigfoot whale Turned into those large baby cries Then someone in the donagal area Saw a bat squat. Yeah, that's why

Bat squat's basically a big foot cross with a mothman bat squat bat squat sightings not as rare as you might think You'd be surprised. You go seriously. We've talked about when we were just we were talking with that author You'd be the amounts of different shapes and sizes these cryptids can take it's it's fascinating So perhaps today bigfoot have sex with a bat then to make the bat squat I think that they existed solely On their own and these are dark matter monsters, man. Okay, they're just traveling between realms I would imagine that a bigfoot's genitalia is far too large for a bat. Well, they're supernatural perhaps Unless it was a very large bat. Yeah, or a very small bigfoot like those bats in indiana jones in the temple of doom

Those are big bats. Yes big bats Now the basquatch wasn't the only almost but not quite bigfoot seen in the area in the late summer Two brothers in Lancaster County saw a white maned bipedal creature with tiger-like fangs curved horns and long grizzly claws It sounds like an ant like kind of like uh, what's but it's like a yak man. Yeah, a swatch One must go rams rams watch Apparently according to a report taken by the society for the investigation of the unexplained. That's c2 A farmer also saw the white maned creature a few miles away just after the boys saw it And this happens a lot in the stories that one group of people or one person will see a creature

And then another person miles away will see the same creature a couple of minutes later It's real like that's one of those things what was strange and they and they all love the descriptions match Yeah, the farmer he tried to use in his scythe to kill the creature But the creature stole the scythe and ran away. I feel like yeah, you wouldn't don't use a hand weapon on a bigfoot No, a scythe isn't going to be nearly strong enough. No And allegedly the farmer found the tool the next day and the handle had been eaten away A giant gerbil now, why wouldn't the bigfoot eat the food that the farmer is farming? Well, we'll get to that in a second. Oh bigfoot's love corn. He's powered by his whales

And that is also how he fills his gigantic arterial system with the uh, the Coherent matter that he needs to do to exist vertical Vortical, yeah, vortical, but finally in september of 1973 someone else witnessed a connection between the bigfoot's and the UFOs the UFOs by the way have been seen less and less since the bigfoot flap began But they hadn't disappeared entirely A witness said that she saw a large rectangular metallic ufo Extend a ramp from a doorway and two large bigfoot's came down the ramp and walked into the wood Thanks for the ride. Okay multiple bigfoot's

Now perhaps because the UFOs seem to be dropping off more of these creatures September ended up being one of the most active months of 1973 for bigfoot activity Dozens of bigfoot's were seen looking through more windows. They killed more chickens and dogs They hung around mobile homes destroyed mailboxes bellowed yelled baby cried and generally stunk up the place with their trademark rotten egg Sulfur smell they're ruining the neighborhood. Yes. It really sounds like it is it is reverse gentrification bigfoot style Was there a paper mill around? No, no paper mills. However, there is a paper mill in texar canna And that's where the fart no smells came from there from the folk monsoon But concerning the smell a woman in jeanette said that she was walking around her trailer park when she caught the rotten egg

sent and threw up as a result Very sensitive. Yeah moments later though. She heard a loud vomiting sound from the woods That sounded similar to hers It's like the scene by stand by me from stand by me where everyone just starts puking on each other. Yeah, the pie eating content Yeah, that's how I feel. I don't like what I hear It makes me makes me kind of say I actually made myself a little nauseous. Yeah, absolutely. Well, this woman felt that the creature was mocking her The creature then bellowed And when the trailer part was later searched a large pile of feces was found along with an ear of corn

That had been hussed and eaten like a banana. That's gonna work pretty It's very difficult to imagine that you know the kernels to come come out of course That cob is also going to be coming out in chunks as well. Yeah Well, this is one of many trailer park sightings because strangely the pennsylvania bigfoots were particularly interested in aluminum sighting He kept saying this how like fascinating they're playing with it. They're poking at it. They're licking on it Well, perhaps it resembled the spaceship that they were dropped off for Well, remember that that metallic debris that fell that kind of kicked off this whole thing mostly aluminum mostly aluminum Now it's around this time that another bigfoot got shot

Or at least a man claimed to have shot a bigfoot who was stealing apples from the man's apple tree Oh, that's not a killing offense. No, it's not. It's literally a huck fin crying But this guy said that after he shot the bigfoot the creature screamed and ran into the woods leaving behind spots of blood But when the alleged bigfoot blood was collected and sent to c2 It was found to be nothing more remarkable than saliva mixed with apple juice Now that is it's a strange combination. Um, I don't know why I guess he just swished a bunch of apple juice in his mouth That spit it on the ground Well, I think he was eating the apples pretty fast and that just the apple juice that he created from eating the apples

He started drooling because I think bigfoot's drool. Oh, yeah Now in mid-september bigfoot sightings and UFO sightings began to converge Although the shape size and color of the UFOs wasn't any more consistent in the fall than they had been the previous winter Interestingly once the bigfoot's and UFOs began their convergence Stan Gordon started getting calls from government agents who told him that they were aware of the sightings and wanted to learn more See stan gordon might actually get a job with the government if he doesn't blow it all up Soon after they put him in contact with a government facility known as the bureau of sports fisheries birds and mammals lab I guess that's I guess if I were to trust the government with one branch

Yeah, we're gonna put towards bigfoot like that makes sense that totally makes sense the fishermen of the government Yeah, the the sport fisheries. Well, they make sure that everything's on the up and up Yeah, I would imagine it's probably a subsidiary of the game warden commission. I'll tell you one thing man You know the fishing world. It's up in arms. Oh, it's a big cheating scandal Cheating scandal they're putting weights inside the fish. Oh, bro. Just have you seen the clip? It's people freak out because there's millions of dollars on the line. It's a big deal And they say no they say okay We caught him cheating let him get out of here because they were about to kill literally running to kill him. Wow

Well, nothing Wow Come on now. Well, nothing came of that potential collaboration. He didn't get the job. No, he did not It's hard man. It's he he was you know what he was needed in pennsylvania. He couldn't go to dc Absolutely. Well after that the sightings again increased in strangeness Two teenagers in beaver county said they saw an eight foot tall white haired bigfoot carrying A luminescent sphere, but it didn't have red eyes and it didn't wreak. Yeah, man They like to play with the spheres like the ball from fantasy. Oh, yes

Because they also believe maybe that that's them ingesting dark matter because we can speculate that if cryptids are harnessing dark matter in their biology It's just that something in their bodies allows them to compress water and hydrogen clusters We can then imagine they might use minerals to do this or a particular mineral line Or an organ or surface that can accomplish what palladium seems to achieve in a cold fusion reaction Self-published interesting. Do you know what cold fusion is? I know that it's not hot It's not hot fusion It's about my answer too. I mean, I don't know either, but I just wanted to know if you know

Does the author of the book know? He said it several times hot fusion Hot fusion is needs a one of those little like you put the little wrapper on the cardboard wrappers Yeah, um, no, it's a hot fusion. I think is like what we tried to do. I mean hot fusion. Isn't that nuclear reactions? Fuck you, man. I don't know man. You guys are all coming at me. I don't know I am I put this I'm teaching here. Yeah, I know Well, the sighting of this seemingly more enlightened bigfoot coincided with the UFO sighting from the father of one of these teenagers He said that at the same time that his boy saw the big foot in one field

Hmm, this guy was in another field and he saw UFO projecting a beam of light down into the woods They're in two different locations and seeing two different weird phenomena Okay, and that again implies that the UFOs in the bigfoot were linked or unless they are the same phenomenon And then they present in different ways depending on what eyeballs witness the phenomenon But I the question I have about that though is that when people see these things together They all see the same thing. Yes, wouldn't each of them see something different if the perception is based on the individual person sometimes Vortals The answer is sometimes but not always because that's the entire thing trickster phenomenon

You never know what I am. You never know what I look like sometimes in the UFO sometimes have a dino beaver Fuck you. Try to put a label on him. Try to put the label on the unlabeled fucking I don't got my old Saturn boldness Honestly, it's fine But concerning the increasing strangeness a family at the end of september saw something unlike anything else witnessed They said that they heard the wailing cry of a baby from their front porch Okay, but when they went to see what they could see they were met with a creature that looked like a cross between a dog And a monkey. Oh, it's cute

It's a were monkey This thing had large round red eyes and a hump on its back It had long fur and a 12 inch ring tail weird amazingly though This was actually the second time that the matriarch of this family had seen the unfortunate jumbled creature Maybe it's her spirit animal. It could be But by october my spirit animal is a monkey dog that I've seen twice And you're just in a Mental institution as old as time beauty and the beast now by october neither the ufo sightings nor the big foot encounters

Were showing any signs of slowing down and it was concerning enough that locals began calling their state representatives in washington To do something. Yeah, man bring something even more ineffective in the senator Was vietnam happening uh winding down, okay There's trauma and there's some undiagnosed trauma and there's some boys that were left behind Yeah, there's some boys that wanted to be left behind because they didn't believe in that goddamn war Yeah, I ain't no had no quarrel with the vietnam Right. Yeah, we actually had an opportunity to speak with the man who played michael miers in the latest uh in the latest three halloween films uh james june

Courtney and he mentioned how oftentimes in vietnam people we become aroused From the killing from the killing. Yeah, so any people become aroused by violence. Okay. Well the way you look to me there I'm just really glad that we brought it into this. Very good. You check out that. That's another patreon interview Well as a result of them calling up their state representatives a pennsylvania congressman called up wakasa fog to get or wakafa Sog, sorry not wakasa fog. Don't get that We're gonna hear the calls. Yeah, the other one's a group that aids and abets in a whole series crimes Well, he called to get more information and two congressmen

It visited stan gordon with genuine interest. He's fucking that's the thing is that like on one side I'm like, well, they're listening to their constituents and they're showing up and also like you're so full of fucking shit You don't believe in bigfoot. Hey, man. You never know. I mean, it's more the ufos than the bigfoot That's really what it is because this wasn't too far removed chronologically from a time when ufos were seriously discussed in the senate This was like a peak of ufo conversation Yeah, about seven years prior future president gerald ford then house minority leader He proposed a full investigation to congress concerning a ufo flap in his home state of michigan These sightings had resulted in the infamous swamp gas explanation

Erroneously, yeah, erroneously made by legendary ufologist j. Ellen heineck who later regretted making the statement Under governmental pressure. He knew what he saw. Yeah, he did and we want to thank everyone who came out to our show in grand rapids The home of gerald ford. Oh, yeah Love him. Yeah, they love him. Yeah, he's all over the place. Yeah, and gerald ford agreed with j. Allen heineck's regret He called heineck swamp gas explanation Flippant. Yeah, it is. Flippant. Flippant. Wow. He might as well have said the r-word Now nothing came of ford's proposal nor was the pennsylvania double flap ever discussed in the halls of power in washington No, not once therefore bigfoot's continued terrorizing the citizens of pennsylvania

Unfettered throughout the rest of the year eating their corn and fouling their air. They love their corn. I guess so However, it was said that sometimes when the bigfoot ate something His scent would change from that of a dead animal to something more chemical in nature as if some reaction was taking place Like the mix of coherent matter with the very nature creative nature of the universe itself Yeah The proof is that it's written out. Yes indeed Well compellingly UFO sightings and bigfoot encounters in pennsylvania during the flap they see saw the more UFOs

You saw the less bigfoots there were on the ground and the more bigfoots you saw on the ground the less UFOs there were in the air There you go. Fucking supply and demand. Absolutely. Well, I actually think this discounts the mass hysteria theory because you'd think That both would get more and more frequent until it reached a pitchfork and torch fever pitch Well, it's the old old country buffet. If you see the meatloaf is still there, you know, the steak's gone Yeah, the steak's gone. You can get some meatloaf. That's when you roll in. Yeah, I mean, but weirdly I think that that is appropriate Because it's yeah, it's not a mass hysteria That the steak is gone and now I'm gonna have the meatloaf. I gotta go to the meatloaf now But there was a mass hysteria trying to get all the steak. Yeah, which is why you gotta go to the meatloaf

But concerning the convergence of UFOs and bigfoots on October 25th They were both present during an actual bigfoot shootout. This is a good one, man This is one like because there's so many sightings, but this is this is a fake one That night witness Steve Palmer and his wife were driving to his father's farm when they saw a large Round red UFO as big as a barn hovering a hundred feet above the ground A group of about 15 people soon gathered to watch the crap All of them swear that this goddamn thing was there. Oh, yeah, and it made this crazy noise And you had the cries of the large baby

This time though the UFO landed which was actually very rare This is the only time anyone saw one of these UFOs actually land Because when the bigfoots were dropped off, they would just hover above the ground and you know put out the ramp and they do Yeah, sure. Yeah, because yeah, because they're on their way because it was like one of those um, what do they think? They the group upers group group upers group group upers Yeah, uber pool Yes, I got it. I got it. Well after the UFO landed a couple of young boys decided to investigate with steve palmer They also brought along their 30 yacht six

Of course Yeah, and when they came upon the UFO resting in a field two eight foot tall bigfoots with no necks and long arms began approaching them Please we're totally with a lot of numbers. They could have been nice They could have been nice steve panicked started firing the rifle and continued his barrage even after the bigfoots retreated Steve claimed to have made three hits which steve could see because the entire field was illuminated After being wounded though one of the bigfoots was struck by a beam of light And after the creature rocked back and forth as if it was about to lose its balance, huh? It charged its

Thank you. Well got you. Weeble. Weeble. Weeble. Don't fall down, but then it hit a fence and fell down It is it's cause he's getting used to his corporeal form Sure, absolutely And that's when steve and the boys decided they'd better retreat as well And they finally ran back to their cars. They called the police who called stan gordon stan These guys are fucking just shooting randomly in a right and you go fucking end this Because one thing you stand and say which is again the lament of every round man Who is curious in this incredible country of ours where he says he has tried to show up and see these things on time

And he has never once seen a ufo or a bigfoot So he says like they're shooting at him right now stan puts his what I can only assume some form of illegally purchased police siren on the top of his fucking climate And then like we made noises with his mouth To code And by the time he showed up everybody's gone. Yeah, I don't know poor guy, but he made it out the next day And he was tired. Yeah I think it was an engineer something like that. He worked out like some he had some job. He had a real day job, right? Oh really?

So he came out to do some radiation tests with steve and a couple other wakafa sub members Now radiation tests are standard practice for ufo landing sites. You got to yeah, and more often than not radiation is found That was found in rendelship. It was found in court as is it the court has landing out in new mexico Uh, the court has ufo incident where that patrolman saw a ufo land and saw some of the Aliens around like the ground was all burnt. Yeah, I don't know if it was court has but is a lot of radiation was found there But there was no radiation here nor could they find fur footprints or blood from the big foots but There were shell casings from the shots that steve palmer fired. So you definitely shot at something

Yes, I do believe he shot his gun. He was certainly in a field firing a 30 yacht six. Well, not again not so But here's when things get really weird. Okay Well, prepare yourself. I am fully prepared while stan and his colleagues were taking their readings Steve Palmer started acting odd. He began moving in a herky jerky man He's doing a big foot shuffle. Yeah, but he kept insisting that he was fine Is he an alien? No, no, he started running around in a frenzy making loud inhuman noises Well, he swung his arm Can you hear the effort it's difficult. Yeah, he was just traumatized. Yeah people react to in to trauma in different ways

I guess so finally Steve passed out and this may not be trauma because the smell of sulfur hung in the air Well shit smells like shit he would have just farted a bunch No, I mean it's probably eggs for breakfast or eggs for dinner. Yeah, it was the egg hysteria of the time Everyone's going egg crazy in the 70s Afterward Steve only complained that his ankle hurts But his hands were tightly clinched and no matter how hard they tried opening his fists They couldn't get him to relax. Yeah, man. He had the big foot fits Wow

Now when Steve later talked about his experience in the field He said that he saw a manlike figure cloaked in a black robe wearing a black hat and carrying a sickle Okay, as always the apparition said that the world would end mankind wouldn't change its ways And then you got a vision of the world on fire Again again and again and again, I'd say that if aliens do in fact have this important message to deliver you take it to the president Yeah, don't just take it to the president. Yeah, go to the news. Yeah, you don't go to some trigger happy goon in rural Pennsylvania, but that's all about the slow Oh, you've all evolution of humankind one person at a time

One person at a time evolution You do it. You just go in you find the guy you fucking you have a lot you make that one guy now He's groovy. I mean he can't ungrip his hands ever again. He's got big foot fever Jimmy Carter would be the closest one peanut farms. I'm actually like peanuts. Well, he actually was the closest one I bet to seen a cryptid. He also was looking actively for UFOs. Jimmy Carter was obsessed with it And that poor cuck puts solar panels on the fucking White House. Yeah, I run No, he actually he said in the while he was in the White House that he saw UFO and some people point that part of the reason

Why he didn't get reelected. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, simple man. Yeah, it's the economy And UFOs well after this experience Steve Palmer claimed to plug into the world of the paranormal Where before he was just a regular dude He was now having visions of future events like plane crashes and then that shit would come true And he began seeing and talking to the ghosts of deceased in-laws that he'd never met when they were alive You know, he but I feel like a lot of shit just kind of came on board for him If you did have a genuine paranormal experience people do tend to flip out Especially if you are like a deeply materialist you live out in the middle of rural, Pennsylvania

You're not used to like dealing with the flights of the fantastic and when they appear in front of you sometimes Again, the more the more you talk about it the crazier your sound and then kind of turns into a chicken and the egg scenario Where you're up your own cloaca and you didn't know how you got there and they did decide the egg It came first And the thing is about Steve Palmer is that after this he actually worked with Stan Gordon for the rest of his life, but unfortunately Steve Palmer died before the publication of the book Oh, yeah, he really didn't have a chance to be ridiculed in real life That's that's unfortunate. Yeah, the weirdest thing though

He formed an intimate connection with birds From what people said no, you hear you're here now here now Steve could look at a bird and predict what the bird was going to do. Yeah, it's gonna fly. Yeah, it's gonna fly It's gonna shit on you. Maybe it'll eat something. You never know what birds are gonna do. Birds are the the essence of freedom No, birds are the easiest animal to predict what it's gonna do. I actually feel it's the opposite. No, it's the absolute birds are extremely Unpredictive. They're free. What are you talking about? You never know what a bird's gonna do. They're dinosaurs. Some birds fly in unison. They all fly in unison. No, they don't No, so how do you know?

Are outliers because I lived in a city of I had a pigeon infestation my last three or four months in New York City I intimately got to know the habits of pigeons. They are extremely unprotected He became Mike Tyson. No, I didn't because Mike Tyson loves his pigeons and I couldn't stand these pigeons And then I asked my landlord. Hey, can you get rid of these pigeons? You know, he said what look it up on the internet He said you take care of you know how you get rid of a pigeon jerk went off in front of all the other ones No, the problem is more pigeons start showing up. What kind of pigeons they are. You need to shoot him in the head Yeah, well, I can't fire a gun in New York City BB gun Nah get a machete either way. It's over now. You're here. Yeah, I'm here. I'm away from pigeons

But that's the thing is that from from what people said Steve would say hey that bird I'm gonna come over here and land on my shoulder and the road And it lands on a shoulder right there. Look at that snow brown. That's great Come on. That's my little guy right here. Hmm cool Steve though. He was the only one to actually get an official visit from the Air Force They asked him to describe in detail what happened to him that night and the day after They then hypnotized him to get even more information. He doesn't know what he told them Oh, and then they left never to be seen or heard from ever again. That's a lot outside work that the Air Force did

Yeah After Steve's encounter both the UFO and Bigfoot sightings began to wind down They slowed to a relative trickle by the winner of 1973 and by 1974 they became sporadic at best Yeah, there was a couple bigger sightings. There was like, you know another red object That was seen again landed in a field So a big feet come out of it. Bigfoot's came out of the thing. They went to go to a group of went up to a higher Like elevation to look at it and shot at it again Again, and then the UFO just blip just disappeared and the Bigfoot's ran into the fort. Steve's just convincing all these fucking

doves to suck a stick a little lower Look, I put some feet over here. It's really done here That wasn't the only time though that you had a gunshot and then a disappearance in December a man in Ohio pile Fired. It's a horrible time. The name of the town is Ohio Ohio or Ohio Ohio Ohio but it's it's Ohio pile. Yeah, so it makes it new metal. Yeah Yeah, he fired a revolver at a big foot But when the bullet made contact the Bigfoot vanished without a sound as if it was only a projection that it suddenly cut out

A bubble to be pumped. Yeah Perhaps coincidentally that guy's mother-in-law also shuttered a Bigfoot who was out on a front porch rattling 10 cans Two weeks later. Oh Reportedly when she fired her shotgun the creature also physically vanished except this time in a flash of light The UFO reports came less frequently as well and Bigfoot encounters slowly turned into suspected sightings by 1974 By 1975 the flap was at an end Wow, but that doesn't mean that the Bigfoot left pennsylvania. It did not It did not that but for it. It bought property

Just last year a mayor of a small town who's also a chiropractor He relayed a tale from 1984 to a gathering of the pennsylvania Bigfoot project at a restaurant in warman's did he bring up fractals? No, no, not fractals not Borticulars not dark matter not cold fusion Not electrons or neutrons. If you look at this if you look at the typical Bigfoot type creature, right? Their larger body would have a larger arterial structure than ours the fluid capacity would allow for hydrodynamic vortex action In the arteries and the veins would also be a source of charge Cluster generation that's what we have to get kissle going because he's got the big veins

Are all clotted up. Yeah, we gotta get you some Bigfoot. I'm gonna follow this self-published book to get healthy Okay, I got you well the mayor said that something walked up to his campsite He was sharing with his girlfriend at the time back in 1984 and the Bigfoot screamed in a tone that was both deeply guttural and High-pitched throat singing. Yeah, reportedly the scream shook his body so hard that the air looked like shimmering water Like he was standing in front of a gigantic bass amp And then he got into the pseudo science that is caraparactory Caraparactory caraparactory caraparactory Now the mayor wasn't the only one to see a Bigfoot in the 80s back in pennsylvania

A man named Rob Byers told a news channel that he and his family saw a Bigfoot when he was nine years old Faced with skepticism Rob Byers said quote I'm not crazy I served in the military. I worked in law enforcement. So it's not that I'm crazy, but I know What I saw. All right. No way a military man who's a cop would be He knows what he saw. I believe he does know what he thinks he saw and the more that you say it The more that is true of you. Yeah, because you know what you saw and if you find yourself in a position screaming I know what I saw you know what you saw

And it's everybody else that doesn't and that's why you're yelling it fantastic And of course there was the man we heard from earlier that was quite a recent sighting So while the double flap came to an end decades ago It seems as if at least a few bigfoots stuck around to make a life for themselves in the wilds and small towns Of pennsylvania, there you go and you can insert your senator joke because I'm too classy to do it I actually think John Federman. Is it appropriately sized senator? Absolutely, and we actually have a message here from officer kuznavi of the chestnut ridge because Not rich no this took with this took place within the chestnut ridge area

Of pennsylvania, which they're saying is the hotspot like this is the U of O hotspot of the middle of this country And so we have an actual officer here to talk about what you need to do if you see a ufo on top at this This week we talked about porn Pornhub had all of its little like what do people search chestnut know where to be found Interesting interesting Hey there, this is officer giznavi if you find yourself in a woods one evening And maybe you've had one too many iron cities lord knows I have and you happen to see a shimmering light in the jagger bush

And you think to yourself, huh? That must be one of them ufo aliens Do us a favor here at the chestnut ridge police department. Don't go willy nilly shooting your 22 In at that bush my cousin tommy did that and he shot his friend barbie right in the ass It hurt real bad, but now you could ride the incline right off his butt hole He's lucky he didn't end up in that hole of fame in the sky with myron cope Ha ha so here's a tip if you do say that shimmer wait till you see the green of the alien's eyes Then feel free to unload all the lead you want But if alien combat ain't your thing you should call our pal stan gordon at seven two four eight three eight

seven seven six eight That is a legit real number That's still alive stan gordon's what he has a ufo website called stan gordon's ufo anomaly zone You can call him at any time and also sightings at stan gordon info. Please for the love of god. Don't waste this. Don't I mean this Be kind UFO and give him a rank look at his website at stan gordon info Understand before you prank call this man. Just look at the man. Look at the pictures Look at the man. Look him in the eyes. Know that he is a human being

He's just a man that is a he he's he's a normal flesh and blood. Look at this guy. Yeah Don't fuck with this man. All right. He looks so nice. He's a nice man that is genuinely interested But if you do happen to see something in the greater pennsylvania area, yeah, send him a send him a lesson Give him a call keep him company. Um, all right everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening to this fascinating true story Yeah, this is as real as it gets. It is as real as it gets. Do we have any information that we want to relay to the fantastic listeners out there? First of all, so if you want to harness dark matter a part of what you have to do is be big enough to Stomp hard enough that you create the

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