Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 542: The Fayetteville Incident - My Favorite Shape

Episode Date: August 11, 2023

It's UFO time... This week the boys are diggin' into the strange and bizarre story of repeat orb experiencer, alien contactee, & star of the potentially reputation-crippling, short-lived Discovery Channel series "UFO's Over Earth!", Chris Bledsoe and The Fayetteville Incident. 

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. Yes! On the left. Ha ha! Why are you fucking your glade? That's when the cannonball some started. What was that?

Oh, yeah! On the way to serious. The other day I was driving to the studio and someone was bent over right it was just like a thing And I was like near the sort of like you know homeless people right like this or whatever you call right It was in this little me Me yes people but he was bent over that he was bent over the this entity was Thing and the first thing I thought was like true pass. I was like man That homeless woman's got the craziest but don't could don't

But I was like looking at it. I was like wow And then like they they got up they like you know they stood up Holy god Oh, man, holy God. Yeah. What is happening? Right. Welcome to last podcast on the left. A place in the end episode has slightly more mystery than Henry seen.

What do we thought was a female, but it turns out to be a male body. Hey, which is interesting. Marcus Henry, myself, Ben hanging out. Yeah. And I wasn't displaced. Good for you, buddy. Why are you still a luscious ass as a luscious ass, no matter who it's attached to. We learn that from David Bowie, indeed, have we not?

But we've done episodes before on psychic vampires, right? We've talked about psychic vampires in the past. And now, obviously, you watch that show, though, what we do in the shadows. Yeah, great show. And they have a character on that show. Yeah, that is. Colin Robinson. But he isn't, because he's like a low energy. He's an energy vampire. Yes, he's the vampire psychic vampire. Um,

and we're about to do an episode about another one. All right. Well, there it is. I love this guy, right? I have no problems with Chris blood. So yeah, but the more I did I knew of down on my look, right? Trust is trustworthy guy. I had multiple near death experience. It's probably on you at some point. And then I went and they all wanted me to take a vision. And I told them I'm not into vision.

I am struggling. You can't do this the whole episode. No, you can't do this the whole episode. You can't do this the whole episode. This is almost like a holy MacNeely character. It was slow talking Morris. I can't feel it. I can't feel it. I can't feel it. You don't slow talking Morris. I can't be on this.

We're going to do this. Let's listen it. Let's listen at 1.5 speed. These experience they have don't a bar bar. All right. All right. Well, why are you talking like that? Well, it's because we're about to talk about the Fayetteville incident or is it Fayetteville?

I don't want to do do you do this already? Actually, it's an interesting story. It's an interesting story because Fiat was, of course, a French man that had a serious area during the formation of the town. It's almost somehow racist. All right.

Let's go on. Now today's story is widely known as the Fayetteville incident. So you're going with Fayetteville. I'm going with Fayetteville. And you need to turn down the, I know your asshole is burning. Buddy, I'm slamming out. You're heating it throughout the room. I'm sorry.

Yes, because I can feel your pain. I can't do I can feel it. Yes, I know there was 25 cent weight night and I know the flame and not Cheetah wings exist. And I was like, I do a hundred two orders, but you have to get 10 minimum each order. Anyway, I am that is the whole that's the kissel incident. Anyway, I am that is the whole that's the kissel incident. I can't even drink my rock star. I don't think I didn't turn your belly that bad. That's how bad it is. Wow. All right. The Fiatville. Fiatville. A today's story is widely known as the Fiatville incident because that's how it was introduced to the world in a move on produced discovery channel show called UFOs over Earth. I actually love that.

That's great. I like the name. It's cool. I like the name. It's cool. The move on did this psychic vampire dirty. Yeah. Okay.

That show aired in 2008 and only lasted three episodes. But over the course of the Fayette Bell incident episode, the subject of today's last podcast on the left Chris Bledso was portrayed as a man who presented himself as an honorable individual, but was most likely perpetrating a UFO hoax or attention. The best part of speaking at this cadence is So easy to make up lies because I have plenty of time to figure out the life. What it is that you want to say. You want to lie about this? Good Lord, you couldn't even be found guilty of a crime. I listened to three hours of this man.

And tell you that considering the story we're about to tell. Also, he probably said like three sentences. I do. And you, considering the story we're about to tell, also we probably said like three sentences. I do that time was dialed. Or that was hour one. And considering the story we're about to tell, I can see how move on came to this conclusion because it's well known in the UFO community that move on is more concerned with the nuts and bolts aspects of UFOs.

As a matter of fact, they kept inviting Chris Blood so out to talk about his experiences and then they would literally make fun of him. He would get heckled at these Mufon talks. Well, we'll get to that later on. Come on. Well, Mufon does not deal in any sort of Jacques Vallet or John Kiel style theories about the paranormal and they mostly ridicule the sort of 40 and ideas that we explored on our Mothman series. But when it comes to the story of Chris Bledso, I'd say it's one of those rare cases in

which if you believe him, it has elements of both a nuts and bolt story and a high-strangeness 40 and tail. Say what you will about Chris Bledso, but the man never said anything wrong about it. Say what you will. He seems like a fine gentleman. I know what you've said in private. And I won't let everyone else know what you've said in private. Thank you. All right, but I will tell you that he knows his orbs.

I believe that we watched a video on the stream. He was very articulate about when he was filming that orb. I know if you saw an orb and if you didn't, it'd be a lot cooler if you did. Thank you. Now for that, you McConaughey after a stroke. Now for our source today, we have Chris Bledso's version of the story, a better written the most UFO book called UFO of God, extraordinary true story of Chris Bledso by Chris Bledso. Oh, great. As you can probably tell from the title, Chris can be overly pompous at times,

and some parts of his tale are almost certainly embellished if not outright fabricated for the sake of a good story. But when it comes down to it, I truly do believe that Chris Bledso did have experiences outside the realm of known science at certain points in his life. At what point does someone

so corporate bomb their own life? Yeah. So thoroughly that you, you know, because yes, you could say mental spiral. They're on some kind of like, you know, they're freaking out. Everything's falling apart. You never know what life brings. And that the UFO stuff kind of comes along with that. But I, we always say, what do these guys get out of

telling these stories? Nothing. They just get their lives destroyed. We, I purchased two copies of UFO of God today. And because of that, just make sure the mailman didn't steal one of them. They're always stealing. Of course, yeah. They're like Nike's. Oh, yeah. They pass up my George. Yeah. You know, both in Jordan's two most clupted things from the market. But there's something to the story that it's got some weight because again, if it, if it doesn't, this guy is fucking jack. No, there's no way that's not, there's no way that's possible. No, no, no. But like many authors of his ill, Chris Berries, what are likely his real

experiences and a mountain of unbelievable stories that were most likely extraordinarily vivid dreams. The problems that he presents them as fact or bloodsoat times might be presenting gross embellishments of actual events. Because as we say, the true study of the paranormal is as painstaking and tedious as any other realm of science. You know, there's nothing sexy about the ball that rolls across the floor. Oh, yeah, there is. I mean, slightly sexy.

If you've been watching the ball for a long time, many, many, many hours, and then it is then moved by phenomenological movement. In the logical. Then you, I mean, that's gripping. I mean, he didn't lie. He didn't say he was a firefighter on 9-11 that saved a bunch of babies or something. He did say he's still his life, right? Yeah. I mean, again, it destroyed his whole family.

Yeah, for many, many years, what you want. Nevertheless, let's get into Chris Bledso's story, which involves Orbs, tiny aliens, the CIA, Pope Francis. It gets all the way to Frankie. And so much more or flaming hot wings brought up at all. No, no, you're providing that content. Geez Louise. Now, before we get into this story, it's important to note that Chris Bledso is what

you call a regular Joe. He's a typical white American family man through and through. He worked most of his life in construction and he speaks with a thick, thick North Carolina accent that somehow sounds like Matthew McConaughey. He does a man who I don't know how to hate when he is shooting the news. And I've noticed that's what kind of a text. I know. No, that's what I mean by somehow.

That's the thing. I've watched so much material now of Chris blood. So that I know that it depends on his confidence level. When he's shooting orbs, it turns it up. Oh, right, all right. All right. He gets a little higher in his register. Oh, when he's talking about the many trials and tribulations of his life, dips into

a bit of a forescump where you do because I do. I noticed he was doing a lot. I've been through many, many near death experiences. A lot. And at one time, I fell off the top of a construction area because I was following a dollar bill. Yeah, that is unfortunate. We never knew.

We never knew a lot. Right. We were like, $1 bills a dollar saved. If you can find that one on the ground ground pick it up if you can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he just keeps it off the top of a building. It's a keyless. You can really grab it. It's cartoon watching. It's one dollar. Well, as Henry says, he is one of the most excellent four fucking flaming hot wings for Wednesday, wing night. I feel like it's not worth it.

Oh, it's not worth it. I'm not worth it. Not everything has to have fucking flaming hot in it. Well, Chris is one of the most accident prone individuals I've ever heard of. Specifically, when it comes to fire. Yeah, he's been set up fire a couple of times. A couple of times. This guy is like seriously. You don't want to be within 15 feet of this guy. He is bad luck.

He's the lightning strike guy, just the guy who constantly just like, how does that happen? Six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, just the guy who constantly just like, how does that happen? Six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, six, no, luckless. Is the luck list? Yeah, that I would use to describe. Yeah. So every time we step off a curb in New York City and you kind of spray in your ankle, but you don't and you're like, whoo, but he breaks his long e-rolls into the street.

Born in North Carolina, Chris claims that at the age of two, he was drawn to a trash fire behind his home. Quote, draw. Okay, you got to do it. Okay, fine, I'll do it right. Quote, draw on to which that what he did not understand. It's a trash fire. I what don't you understand about the simplest things to understand even cavemen understood flames. How can colors be dangerous? What's his two? He's two years old. I understand that. Yeah. And even by two year old logic, you, you that hat feels like I'm getting high. He was curious.

You're curious. Well, Chris got close enough to the flames to catch himself on fire, which covered him in third degree burns, but he was two. He was a kid. So he grew out of it. And I knew they said, if I wasn't so young, I would be completely covered in a cobweb of mysterious scars. Yes. This book is bummer. Yes.

I'm sorry. It really sounds like it. Well, after that at the age of six, Chris fell off his bunk bed. He just faced on the bedside six, Chris fell off his bunk bed, hit his face on the bedside table, knocked out half his teeth. And he got, had to get 24 stitches. Interestingly, the blood so family doctor was a one Jeffrey McDonald who annihilated his family in a bizarre Manson family copycat killing that will get a full episode treatment this

November. Yeah. What the hell? How many people lived in this town? Well, by, no, five bills a ton, like 200,000. It's like size of love. It's a per capita. You got a home evacuator and a man who saw a bunch of aliens all in one town of 200, okay.

I don't know what's in the water. I don't know what's in that name, aquifer. But when it comes to Chris Blanco and his fascinations, he claimed that as early as he remembered, he's always been fascinated by glowing balls Tremendulous light. I love the shape of the circle It's easy to put in your hands. I was really interested First it was the moon he was obsessed with the moon First it was the moon he was obsessed with the moon Love the moon

What an exciting conversation we're having You know what I love like spider-man Superman you know you can fly you know what I love yeah about it basketball But not the game just the ball itself. Yeah Yeah, this is a guy love. I love our childhood together Yeah, first you you love the moon and then he had these golden art balls that his mother gave him He loved those that's great. You're my father's that's really nice. Then he started drawing circles You know, he's just drawn circles after circle after circle. He's drawn the moon. I mean he's doing anything circular look Mama look it's the moon. It's a circle. It's the moon. It's another circle.

And look, Mama, look, if you're watching the moon and saw it being like a nail, like a crescent moon. That's when I don't look at the moon. That's when I don't like that moon. Look at this picture, Mama. That's a circle. It's a sun. Yeah, but it's a circle.

Mm-hmm. All right, perhaps. Chris strongly hints. He was destined to one day tangle with the orb genre of UFOs later in line. Oh, so there's set them up for it. He didn't say that specifically. I'm just taking the hints like when I'm saying circles moon circles moons glowing balls loving all these. I think it'd be tits or no no, press aren't actually circles. No, you boil them down. If you boil them down, we're just gonna move on.

If you boil them down, we're just gonna move on. We're just gonna move it on. I'm drawing them, right? If I got a draw, the, you would be drawing them wrong. We used to it with the circle. You'd be drawing both of them. That's not how you draw. I don't know how to draw, but I know that's not how you draw.

You could do a long circle, like an oval. That's not a circle. You just said that it wasn't a circle. It's an oval. Yeah, that's right. It's like a circle. It's like, but it's not a circle. You just said that it wasn't a circle. It's an oval. Yeah. That's right. It's like a circle. It's like, but it's not a motherfucker. Geometrist. The Chris's first experience with high strangeness came one night after a service at his family's Baptist church in 1971 when Chris was just 10 years old. He said that he was waiting for his mother to pick him up when he quite

suddenly found himself locking eyes with a giant owl that stood just two feet from his face. And if you believe anybody else who have seen UFOs, any sort of these close encounters of the first kind, when you were just seeing these first kind, yes, these owls are heavily feature in the world of grace. And so, and it's the moth man of the orb, but you, it's, ooh, astute because moth man is also associated with owls. We talk about this. There's the mollock like the ancient entity that people talk about all the time. Every night at 930 for our talk and every night when we sit around our fire that we build in a parking lot of a seven 11. We always have these chats. And also owls are, people connected lots of the lady of Fatima.

Oh, the lady of Fatima. The team of which is a religious, there's something group hallucination, some say vision of a lady that's also going to come up a little bit, but not not much. I'm the man of Fatima right now. It's really unfortunate. I know, it really is. I've actually made a horrible mistake. There's a reason why Twin Peaks features owls so happy. You know, like owls, they've been

associated with the paranormal for centuries. Some such as ancient Roman, Pliny the Elder, describe owls as quote, The very monster of the night. The very monster of the needle. Why would anybody hate the owl? They clean up your rodents. They never attack. All they're doing is asking questions. Oh, in terrible night. Yes, and plenty argue that when an owl appears, it foretells nothing but evil. And sure enough, just a few days after coming face to face with a big hoot. This owl proved to be a portent of near fatal doom for Chris Bledsoh.

He definitely ties these two, but they were, they were far apart. Yeah, that's a little serious. The next thing that happens. And if you, I mean, if you love time, yeah, portents of doom have no time. My mom's on owl, my mom's on owl for some reason. She said, it's pop pop. Your mom just says that about every dead relative. Every single time an unanimal approaches my mother. She's like, oh my god, it's a grandfather. Yeah, and I don't know why. It's just a thirsty lizard trying to bathe in the pool.

You bought this. Well, strangely, this began a lifelong relationship between Chris Blitz so an owl. Just like big boy from our cast. We talked about this. Big boy as hour. Yeah. Yeah.

They're very smart. Apparently they actually make fairly good pets. Yeah. They have to let them be owls. Yeah. They can't let them play around with their toddler. No. No.

No. No. No. I don't. Why are they harbingers of doom? They scary. They're night. Yeah. They weird people't. Why are they harbingers of doom? He scary. They're night. Yeah, they weird people out.

They used to scare the shit out of me. They're big. They're bigger than you think there. Yeah, maybe. I guess I'd never really even fly right at you. Yeah, they do. Yeah. Well, while hunting dove with his family, Chris's cousin accidentally shot Chris in the

back with a shotgun at fairly close range, thinking that his 10 year old cousin was a dove fluttering out of the bushes. And the doctor said, if it was it for my youth, because I have 13 babies still in my body with your orbs today, I still seem to be attracting many tiny orbs. Yeah, are you just sort of looking in the mirror backwards and you just see 13 orbs that are technically just in your skull the doctor Said it was a miracle of God that these babies didn't affect in the amount of They may have affected your brain

I used my attitude so he's burnt to a crisp Yeah, he's shot in the head with a shotgun. Glemi's dead. Shot the shoulder in the shoulder. No, he says the balance are still just falling out of a bed. They still fall. Well, I mean, the pellets stay in there for a while. I got shot when I was a kid in a fairly similar fashion.

Nothing anywhere near this bad. I only got pepper by maybe like 10 or 12. And he's still in you. No, they're all. I just don't want to be behind him in the TSA line. Yeah, be be be sure. Can you just go? Oh, never mind. I have a bunch of bullets. Oh, this is just to know their terrible story of my pants. Like, sir, just get on the line. Get on the plate. Yeah. He had 300 bird shot wounds in his upper shoulder. And those pellets came near a half inch from his spine.

Chris believes that he should have died that day, but he said that he owes his life to the owl. Why? To the owl didn't tell him to keep the still got shot. I'm actually confused on that. He did. He's just he. Well, instead of seeing the owl as a harbinger of sorrow. Chris said that the giant owl kept him alive,

saying with a fair amount of grandiosity that the owl was an omen from God that Chris was destined for something important later on in life. He made it to this show, didn't he? He did. Yeah, he's in his what? 70s?

He's on 61 years old. My God. That's it. That doesn't look good. No, no, no. I didn't know much. No judgment. He's lived a hard life. I didn't do understand. He's been through quite a bit. Yes. But I saw it because it was weird. It was all next to each other. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So he's out there. He's a whole like UFO. God just got a re-release. He's been he's in the zeitgeist right now.

Okay. He really is and you know, and there's yeah, there's a bunch of wacky woo-woo shit going on here But I do want to stress that I do think that his initial encounter with UFOs is legitimate I do too. I just put it together Robert Bigelow the number one financier of Ron DeSantis was the guy who owns King Walker ranch Yeah, it's really bad. He's loved aliens and alien like activity is a life. Robert Bigelow will play a part in the story. Really? Yeah. Okay.

His antiphas tentacles get into all of the show. Weird. Are you fucking kidding me? He's the one that he loves him. He loves the point. Well, we're not going to get into it because he said he's now he doesn't like the campaign strategy. So he's taking his money back when he was the first funder.

Yeah. He doesn't like the campaign strategies. But the numbers are only going down. Well, unfortunately, this Omen from God did not save Chris Blanco from repeated accidents, not even close to being over. He keeps talking about all these stuff, but these UFOs protected him. They didn't do a heck of a lot. Now, more horrific burns. When he was 17, the radiator on his trans am exploded in his face, covered him in scalding hot antifreeze. That was probably his fault. Yeah. Yeah. You got to wait. You got to wait until it cools down before you take the radiator cap off. Because otherwise that thing fucking explodes. I mean, technically all three of these could

be his fault because you're not supposed to step in front of the person with the shotgun. Either, although I give him a reprieve on that one, he was also so it's just two out of three. He was hunting with three other 10 year olds. Right. Yeah. I don't know if they were 10 year olds. They were other kids.

Yeah. The book gives it more context about how like they took their father's guns to go out and hunt. He's just like, I was because my gun my gun honestly in many ways. If I could you marry the gun. You'd marry the gun. Yeah. Yeah.

Great. Well, I'm the yellow. I'm excited for the sex scene that they have coming up like the movie it. I'd go to the book. I'm the book. You're saying when all the children and the forest all these children gang bang the gun Cool I thought

That's cool, though. That's great. You put that together better than I do to it a penis shrinking penis does fit You the two I'll call it a tube The gun and it's kind of an or business You know little to the gun. It's kind of an orbusness. It is. It's circle. It's a circle. It's a circle. It's a circle. Soon after though, Chris married his high school sweetheart. He got a job with his dad working construction full time. Right. Right. tragically the sweetheart was killed in a car accident after a keg party a short time later.

Because he went and he saw her talking to her former high school crush, right? Even though they were high school, I don't really understand how it works. He saw her and he was so enraged, he left it a half. And then when she left after to get him, because they were all too drunk, I'm going to drive. Yeah. And she died yet. Extremely sad. Who's back in the days, you know, people died in car accidents like every other, like

you got a call that someone died in car accident. Well, it was also it was Deadman's curve. Yeah. So she died on Deadman's curve. And then also it was funny the way that they didn't change it. They just named it Deadman's curve. And then also it was funny the way that they didn't change it. They just named it Deadman's curve. So you know now, well, you're supposed to know now. That's supposed to be a warning. Yes, I know. Well, still in grief, Chris returned to work and had another accident, falling through three stories of scaffolding

after the structure gave way and bounced off each metal bracing crash through each piece of plywood on the way down like so much plinco many said I fell in a serpentine Bugs bunny But I imagine was amusing from afar. It does sound easy your whole life was amusing from afar, but as the object Was falling so horrible. It was bad. It was sounds bad. Yeah. Well, certainly after recovering yet again, Chris was introduced to the woman who had become his second and final wife. Oh, we don't know yet. We don't know. He's back on TV. Yeah. Don't be on that divorce. It's like 65. I figured after 60, you just stick it out. But I watched

the softwaite underbelly. One of my favorite shows that you interview with a divorce attorney said the saddest thing ever saw was a 92 year old man getting divorced from his wife of 50. It was like 60, 70 years. Just because he met a 50 year old that wants to suck his dick. And literally this guy was like, I was just praying that one day this feeling of being led by my penis would leave me. But we are just locked into this shit. Wow. Oh my God. Well, also you can just say no.

Just say no. Or just go get your dick. So we just go get your fucking dick sucked. And don't divorce after 61. No, after 50 years, you're allowed to get your dick sucked once. She depends on my who. Exactly. Live from North Laid.

Well, in 1988, Yvonne gave birth to their first son, Chris Jr. But of course, the birth did not come without its own name to son after himself. Of course, he was going to be a little idiot before it. No, at this time, life was going to continue on like this forever. But he had a good sense of how it was going. And he also around the time that his son was born, he was diagnosed with severe irritable bowel syndrome. Yes.

He had very, very bad IBS. And I'm not going to make fun of people with IBS. No, I do. I'm living it. You're doing it. But there is a thing about he, there are several senses when this book where he says like, you tell me how to keep the business alive when you're chained to a toilet.

It's 25 hours a week. And I was just like, that's what it is. That's what it is. That's a job. Severe IBS. Yeah, you can't leave the house sometimes. You're just shitting and shitting and shitting and shitting and shitting. But what if you don't eat as much?

I guess I want to get your bio shoots out of you in gunk and and crying your shoes. So it's dangerous. You're shoes. Yeah. Your your body absorbs your shoes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So you really got to make sure that I bring an apple or something. Oh, well, that's, I mean, that's why you got to get an asshole that can fold some clothes. I remember we took a good truth in Disney World and I bought a commemorative Aladdin Feds like half and one time after an IBS I called them session. I discovered my Feds was in the toilet on the shadow through your whole body. Wow. Well, that is hard out there. And if you're listening from the can right now, God bless. God bless. God bless you. Well, even more stress is introduced when Chris became a Deacon in the Pentecostal church. Oh, man. See, Chris, it converted from the Baptist faith because his wife was Pentecostal and the passionate, frankly uncomfortable services of the Pentecostal church

greatly contrasted with Chris's reserved Baptist upbringing. But despite Chris's awkwardness, when it came to Pentecostal worship, seems to me that immersing himself in Pentecostal, let's say Pentecostal theory. That wouldn't say theory. Pentecostal as a practices. Sure. Okay. They added a flare of the dramatic to his religious beliefs. They are much more.

I went to one Baptist church and I was like, this is real sad. No, Pentecostal. Not bad. No, I know. I went to one Baptist church. He was very serious and kind of sad and scary. Yeah, but then my grandmother was Pentecostal. And they do clap and sing, I mean, it's all wrong and weird. Yeah, but it is more jazzy. I remember I went to one of like a black Baptist church in Tallahassee. We went and it was a blast. That's black. Well, that's that black. That's totally different. It was awesome. White

Baptist church is horrible. It's that that's fire and brim. Yeah, I was brought up white Baptist and it was God fucking awful because it's and nothing you do is right. It's at the same time, extraordinarily boring, but also terrifying and guilt inducing all the same cool. The service that I saw the guy was you mean St. Tiva Weed at 11 o'clock in the night. The service I saw was all about original sin. So he was just literally was like, no matter how good you think you are, you are bad. And I was just like, I don't even think I'm good. Yep, yep, that's Baptist.

Baptist scary. It's fucking off. Wow. But even so, the stress kept coming. Oh, yeah. In the early 90s, the EPA shut down his dad's hog farm where Chris was working part time. They said there was a distinct, they were mad about how often these pigs were smoke and cigarettes.

Yeah. Well, I see environmental pick agency, of course. No, all their shit was flown into a river. Yeah. Yeah. And they were really caring about that. He definitely has a several anti EPA screens within his book. Yeah. Well, you shouldn't be able to just let your,

do you pick shit? No, it's very bad. Yeah, River, yeah. The river, it belongs to God. So does the sheet. Well, I think God wants all that shit in his river then. You know what I don't know. We don't know.

He works a mysterious one. He does. Of course, the hog farm, that was an extension of a previous side business of his father's that raised hunting and racing dogs. Oh, there's all kinds of stuff going on. Oh, yeah, he's doing a lot. They're running a lot of, they're running a lot of games back there.

It does seem like they're working. They're working too hard for not enough output. Yeah. Pretty soon though, even his father's construction business got in a hot water with the IRS over several hundred thousand dollars of missing cash. For some reason, Chris took on both the business and the debt, which only increased his stress and his IBS. Oddly though, Chris made sure to mention that his IBS, his career, and his reputation,

all took a steep nose dive on 9-11. Yeah. He blames a lot of it on 9-11. And 9-11. And there's truly no more context within the actual details of the book as well because I was like, yeah, he does talk about how 9-11 you destroyed everything for him. Is it because of the economy? I am.

But I think the kind, I don't remember. I don't know how like the construction business in five bill North Carolina was impacted. I mean, say what you want about 9-11, it was a boom for construction. He really wasn't like people lost a lot of money on that front. Yeah, he'd be like, I get it. We all were bummed. Yeah, we were all bummed. It was emotional. Yes. It was an emotional bummer time fall of 2000. He does seem like a bit of an empath perhaps.

He might be. Maybe that's why he sees all this stuff. Well, all Chris knows that by 2003, the cash reserves for his business were gone. And his IBS was so bad he couldn't leave the house. Well, all Chris knows that by 2003, the cash reserves for his business were gone and his IBS was so bad he couldn't leave the house. And so Chris sold the company, his dad had saddled him with. And after getting on the right IBS medication, he started working for his dad at a new construction business. But his dad had started.

Can I the fuck did he sell the first one if you just wanted to have a new one? I don't know. I think it's a shell game. It seems like he saddled his son with a bunch of I bad debt and IRS. Yes. So he could start his own business and then that business got sold and then he had to go work for his dad again. Yeah.

But the blood so family has been in this area for like over a hundred years. There's a street called the name after them and the blood so there's a blood so what they haven't you. But they are successful family. Well, they were just, they were just after them. They were just there. Oh, really long time. All right. Well, that counts. Now, as you can tell, Chris's life was completely luckless and honestly besieged with failure and tragedy from pretty much the beginning. Yeah. But it's still a fairly normal life. Yeah. It's just straight up boring and sad.

Yeah, really. But on January 8th, 2007, when Chris was 44 years old, his life and the life of all of his family members would change forever when the universe threw him into the deep end of the paranormal pool. Now, on that day, Chris, his 17-year-old son, Junior, and Chris' construction crew were finishing up a job when they decided to take an impromptu weekend fishing trip on the Cape Fear River. Cool, Cape Fear. At around 4 p.m., Chris decided to take a little alone time and went for a walk, but he soon found himself in the thick woods of North Carolina. There's a little bit of, you have to set the atmosphere here because you got to remember you said.

Yeah. So he says at the beginning of this trip, you know, they, they done, they were done with this construction thing. His job were like mindless crew. And there are the crew was like, we want to go fishing. And he's just like, I don't feel like fishing. I am struggling. Right.

And they win. Still went. And then they wanted to leave. He's like, it's getting cold. You know, we're going to go cold tonight. And They're like, we want to stay. We just got started getting fishing, right? And so he was like, I went to the field and I asked God to please bring me back to heaven. Like he said, he said, I was thinking the unthinkable. Suicide. It's very thinkable. Yes.

We all think about it. Yeah. Unless, of course, you're talking to your fucking insurance company in which case don't tell them that. Don't have your life insurance. Don't ever tell. Well, slowly, Chris began to realize that there was a strange rustling sound that seemed to be following from behind.

He soon reached an open field and found that the winter sun was quickly dipping beneath the horizon, but there was still a little bit of sunlight out. The rustling behind him stopped. Though when Chris looked up on a hill in front of him, he saw a sliver of reddish orange light, curious Chris walked towards it and found that the light was coming from a bright, floating, or no fucking way. Cool. That's my favorite shape.

It's a circle. Well, that's great. Chris kept walking, but when a second orb appeared, no way. You fell to circles. You fell to his knees in shock. Two circles in the sky. Thank you God. You've answered my prayers. I thought I wanted to die, but it really just wanted to look at a bunch of circles. Should I win this strip club? Again, press bunch of circles. Should I win this strip club? Again, Chris or not circles, not circles at all.

I'm not artists. They are circular, but not circles. That's a club you go to. You go to triangles. It's the whole other thing. Yeah. I think I need every check. Yeah.

Now Chris says the O and to his construction experience, he could accurately size up the orb at a distance of 200 yards. He knew they were about 45 feet across. Because it was crazy. I learned, you know, eyes are orbs. They are eyes are orbs. They are. You're sitting so in date, you're looking at circles through circles. Aren't you favorite shape in my head? It's fun, isn't it? Yeah. Suddenly, though, a third orb appeared. And somehow Chris felt that this orb was the one in charge. Yes, sir. Interesting. Why did he feel that way?

He just felt it. He just felt it. Yeah, you're going to get that answer a lot. I'm an expert in circles. In circles, circle like activity. Great. Okay. This is when the fear really struck.

So Chris took off running while the orbs sat in place. So if you're just looking at this from afar, you just see a man, circle, circle, circle, and then he's just running. I gotta go. He runs the dough behind some reads to try to hide. But Chris claimed that he felt the orbs intensely connect to his very being. And he subsequently blacked out. Oh, later on, hypnotic regression said that he went inside the orb.

Oh, yeah. He didn't really get much information on that. But yeah, he went inside. Oh, because there's a lot of stuff. He actually goes on to say that the one thing about Chris blood. So it was a lot of weird connections to various mysterious military people. Yes. Like Colonel John Alexander, who is the guy that was the, you remember the men who stared

at goats? We got a remote viewing episodes of long, long time ago, which we should probably redo at some point. But he, he has a weird connection to CIA guys. And he's like, there's certain details. I have neglected to share with the public because I will made a promise to my military friends. All right. Well, next thing you knew, it was completely dark outside. And Chris was running towards

the campfire. Once he arrived, his friends asked him where the helicopter had been. His son, Jr. had gone out looking for him, but soon returned. And even though Chris claimed he'd been gone for only 20 minutes, he'd been fact-been gone all night. This is where I start to believe, right? Because they all cooperated this. They also that he went, he went missing. He came back all excited because he was like circles. I saw circles. I saw circles. I saw Yeah, but he really was excited to tell them this thing that he just saw because he had this like weird, peaceful thing. He was like this kind of like one-on-one psychic experience with these orbs. And then they were all waiting and they're all like, we were scared as

fuck dude. We didn't know where the fuck you went. We just went looking for you. We couldn't find you. We didn't know what was happening. His son was like crazed, like just being like, you know, what is so much craze? A small weekend away. We found nothing but circles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I think so. He's so good. He's so good. He's so good. He's so good. Well, junior, he was having an experience all his own. While Chris was stuck in his missing time period, Jr. had his own traumatizing adventure, although his experience was far wilder and more involved than

what Chris had experienced. And Jr. remembered everything. I went to look for my day. I feel bad for being here. I really do. As we get more into the story, I really feel for this. No, and Chris Jr. too on these. He the story, I really feel for this guy. And Chris Jr. too on the, he's gonna be orange. He's gonna be orange. He's four years younger than me. He's four years younger than me.

And he, like they talk about on the Beanskin Walker Ranch and a couple of things like see, he's fucked up. Yeah. This whole thing, like destroy their whole family. Yeah. Jr. said that when he went to look for his dad, he saw the Orbs too. But when he ran back to tell the others, they laughed him off. Gather encouraged Juniors returned to the forest and to the orbs to see if his dad was

okay. So the love of circles kind of runs in the family. So why? Get someone. Yeah, interest. Interest in circles. Yeah. Chris came upon two of the orbs, but instead of staying stationary as they had with Chris,

the orbs moved towards Juniors so quickly as they had with Chris, the orbs moved towards Juniors so quickly that he didn't have time to retreat. Juniors dove into the brush to hide because the orbs were only 15 feet away by Juniors reckoning. He got a better look at their structure. He said that they seem to be almost alive after a fashion, featuring fiery red eyes that seem mechanical in nature, some sort of biomechanical organism. So the eyes open and closed like shutters, like the entity was almost blinking.

It's cool. I, you know, I believe that these albs are their own thing. Yeah. Could be feels a little fantastic. Feels like I'm a suck is brain out and take all the blood. But suddenly the orb opened and a group of no, the blood. But suddenly the orb opened and a group of no, the orb, yeah, open. It goes.

That's good. That's good. A group of small translucent beings emerged from the orb and innocently began. They're just kind of screwing around. You just pick it up sticks. They're walking about. They're having fun.

Well, Junior was paralyzed with fear. He watched these beings, and this includes like the overwhelming presence of the aura. He was like, wow, wow, wow, wow. Two hours, he was stuck down there. And this reminds me of something that you used to say, like when we showed the Freddie Freaker. Yeah, yeah, we showed the Freddie Freaker.

Imagine you see this funny thing in real life. Yeah. It's traumatizing. It's like, you think it's cute. Freddie Freaker, if you saw him like, on the grocery store, you'd be like, Freddie Freaker, but if he was in your living room, it would, you'd go to a mental hospital. Well, you lose your fucking mind. Yeah, you really would.

And that seems like that's the sort of thing that he experienced. But I believe him. So he saw this, huh? Yeah. Finally, though, he heard his father yelling for him, that broke the sort of thing that he experienced. But I believe him. So he saw this, huh? Yeah. Finally though he heard his father yelling for him that broke him out of a stupor and he rushed back to the campsite. But he got into like, that was a thing because as soon as he saw his son for the first time, Chris Jr. was like, he was like crying and chipping like, I can't believe you left

to me. You left me with this shit. And he had no idea what he was talking about because he just like, he had this really like peaceful connection to the Orbs. Yeah. It's a junior to not know. Now, Chris and juniors parallel stories freaked out the other dudes on the trip enough where they figured they'd all better get the hell out of that. Sure. But just as they were loading up the last of their gear, all of them saw nine balls of like gather in a circle directly above them. Wow.

They all cooperate this. These orbs flashed and descended across the nearby river where they pulsated with a blinding white and blue light. Somehow, one of the dudes had the presence of mine to say, maybe they should get the fuck out of there and do it quickly. Oh, yeah. Because Chris, Daddy Chris was saying, like, not like, you said, we don't got panic.

They're here and here. Like, he had like a peaceful experience, but all these guys were like, nope, because they watched the nine, watched all the lights gather in a circle, then come together in a point, then zip back out into a circle again. And they were, they bugged out multiple circles making a larger circle. I know. You mean, you know that every shot in many ways is many, many, many, many, many circles. Isn't that fun? Infinite. Infinite. Indeed, indeed it is, Mr. Chris.

But that is when the chase began. Whoa. As everyone piled into the truck, screaming at both each other and the orbs, Chris stepped on the gas. Problem was they had to drive through the field where Chris had seen his first three orbs. And sure enough, they were waiting at that same spot. The third orb, the one that was seemingly in charge, it settled in front of the truck in the middle of the road and began a terrifying display of light. Blocking their path all the while, the orb displayed spiky crystal-like protrusions that

began revolving around the object. Cool. Interestingly though, Chris described the object as tick-tax shape, which all modern students of UFOs know is one of the more common shapes cited by the military. And it's one of the more common that are caught on camera by military cameras. Tick-Tick is getting a lot of free press off of this. I don't wanna be appreciated.

What about Mike and Ix? Mm, it's more of a Mike and Ix, isn't it? No, well, Mike and Ix is more cylindrical. Yeah, Mike and Ix more of a, yeah, because Mike and Ix more of a pill. Yeah, it's pill-shaped. It's pill-shaped. That's what I'd call that pill-shaped. I say, okay.

I'm glad we agree on that. We won again. You can squish it. You can squish it. We're not talking about altering the reality here. But to not take any chances in trying to drive around or through the object, Chris jumped a ditch and drove towards a nearby mobile home,

looking for help of, I don't know why. I just need these poor mobile home people alone. Nobody was home. Yeah. And the tick-tack orb was still blocking the only exit determined to do something. Did they try to drive through the damn thing? Nope. Well, the term did do something.

Chris drove even closer to the orb. And Henry, maybe you can clear this up for me. Someone fired a gun at this thing, right? Yes. That's what he said. One of the guys fired a gun towards it three times. Three gun shots. Throw one of the fish at it. I mean, God knows because it mean, give it a get.

Yeah. Instead of retreating backwards, though, the TickTack pointed its nose at the truck and slowly creeped forward as if it was going to ram it. Uh oh. But the craft instead rose and passed over the truck, overwhelming the passengers with the sound of buzzing static. That's cool. It's like the dead lights. The Tic Tac then pointed its narrow and upward, shot into the sky in the blink of an eye and disappeared.

Wow. That was in a circle. It was more cylindrical. It was not a spot, not a spot. Not a spot. No, Chris stepped on the gas once again, but one of the other orbs is still keeping pace with their truck on the right. Once they on the gas once again, but one of the other orbs was still keeping pace with their truck on the right. Once they got to the paved roads, every man continued to panic except Chris, who claimed that he was quote curiously immune to the men's chaos, rage and fear. He's in charge. He's in charge of the foreman.

This is a he's never the first. He was not the foreman. No, he was like, even though it was like his own dad's company. He was a runner. His dad let him do stuff because he would like drive guys back and forth I see. Well, perhaps the reason why Chris was so calm was because he found himself in the same road where he'd seen the big Who when he was a little boy? Yeah, and sometimes Some see brains everyone's brain is different. Uh-huh. His brain is made for this. Oh, yes, yes, I Great. It's both super curious but also kind of dull enough, but I

Let it in. Don't let it in. Yeah, it also happened to be the same road where his first wife was killed They got to just stop with this road. It's just it's a hard road. Hey, man, yes. Suddenly Chris found himself overwhelmed by memories of the night of the car crash. And he slowed down to school zone speed while everyone else in the car yelled at yelled to get Chris to speed up. My wife died here. Oh, I could move fast. I don't care.

Orbs are dying. I'm my wife. Sightly left this earth. Long ago. Please God, Chris go. Well, Chris felt as if time had slowed down. And he slowed down. Yeah. And but time also slowed down.

And in his first dip and the more woo-woo-woo territory, he claims that the Orbs presence filled him with peace and whatever guilty felt over his first wife's death melted away. That's it. Is it possible the Orbs killed his first wife? No. No.

Mostly the string of the drive. But once a keg, if not a circle or a single cylinder, again, long circle. Salinder. Salinder is a circle. But if you look at the top, have the top circle on top and bottom, so it's still related. Interesting. No, you know, it's also a circle when you are surprised. Your mouth can be.

Oh, oh, not a perfect circle. Oh, not a perfect circle. It's almost as if circles are one of the more common shapes and existence. Yes, indeed. Glucky for him. Oh, he loves it. All. It's almost as if circles are one of the more common shapes and existence. Yes indeed. I'm lucky for him. Oh, he loves it. Absolutely. Well, as he's having his experience with his guilt being what melted away, all the rest

of the dudes are screaming and pounding on a seat, trying to get him to keep driving because another flying object, a massive rectangular craft with a row of square glowing lights had suddenly appeared. And what's Chris snapped out of it and kept driving at freak out speed, the guys discussed the order of who should be dropped off at home first. Yeah. Well, we got to be strategic about it. I'd go right to the bar.

You just got to go to the local town bar and bust in the doors. It's just kind of funny. I know what we saw because it reminds me of the same. You remember the same conversation when he was dying when he got shot by 10 when he was shot when he was shot at 10. Yeah. Where he was he was like fading and he was hearing the two people that were with him argue over like, do we tell anybody we did this? He was like listening him trying to cover up his death. He overworked too much. Oh, me.

Yeah. He heard, like everything you would never hear. You don't want him to never hear anything. Yeah, because he worked with Sir. They were just concerned for themselves. Right. Of course. Yeah.

Well, they eventually decided on a dropoff order, but there was no way to do it without a double back to where they'd seen the rectangular craft. And sure enough, once they got to the spot, the dark rectangular craft was still there, although the remaining men in the truck passed by unmolested. Yeah, that's, we just don't know that though. It's still fired. We don't know their past. Every single one of those people, maybe this entire thing is an allegory for a moralist. I know. I'm not saying molestate. No, I know what you're saying, but I mean, you mean like, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, molestire as in small towns, small towns, yeah, there were a lot

of people molest my small town. They talk, they talk everyone talked about it all the time. Top five activities. It was just talked about and talked about. Idol hands. Idol hands. I'm at Mouths. So, now after the other two guys were dropped off, Chris and Jr. returned home and turned on the TV, expecting to see wall-to-wall coverage of the mysterious crafts that it seemingly filled the skies around Fayetteville.

No, that ain't gonna happen. Nothing, however, had been reported. And the only indication that the craft had been noticed at all was the sound of a rare helicopter flying towards the scene. But even after all that, Chris's night of high strangeness was far from over, or so he claimed. His dog Rosie was going nuts and wanted to chase something out in the woods. So Chris let her outside and followed her into the darkness. Again to the same night. Same night. Good, and he's got balls of steel.

After coming to a clearing, Chris claimed that he was face to face with a three and a half foot tall glowing creature with red eyes and a glassy translucent triangle fixed to its chest first triangle. And you know what he said? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? This would have been around the same time he was like, yeah, yeah, 92 was Ross Perot. This was 2007. Yeah, dude. Yeah, that's right.

All story happened in 2007. I don't know why I was thinking for a second there that it was 1994 because it's pretty much like it. Yes, because the way the man acts and the way the town is, but no, this is recent. Yeah, 2007. Wow. That's right. Yeah, he would, but, but you know what?

Ross Perot's still alive. He was, yeah, he would, but, but you know what? Ross bros to life. He was definitely getting smaller and smaller and smaller. Mm-hmm. Well, terrified. Chris said something that I've never heard anyone claim to say upon meeting a possible alien captain. Okay. He said, quote, I'm sorry. You got me. I'm sorry for running. I surrender. Wow, he's fucking gave a total power. No, because he was in a frayed. He wasn't afraid. The dog was afraid. He was watching this thing. He was way more like what the fuck is going on. And he had to say a message to it. Yes. He's

surrendered to the phenomenon. Yeah. He's saying, I'm sorry for running. Yeah, I'm saying I shouldn't have ran. I shouldn't have ran. I like when you followed just a workout. But in classic alien fashion, the creature said, quote, You don't understand. We are not here. Do hurt you. We are here to help you. Oh, nice.

At that moment though, Rosie left to attack. The dog, however, found nothing but air because the creature whiffed out of existence just before Rosie's jaws snapped down. And yet the night still wasn't over. Oh my God. Once Chris returned to his house, he lit a cigarette and looked out of the blinds where he saw a creature much larger than the first slowly ambling towards the house.

And again, Chris, daddy, Chris was not like upset, but junior started shrieking. So junior and Chris saw this. Oh, yes. And junior, he started shrieking. He was so fucking scared. Yeah, it was so scary. Because those guys are all straight up.

They like, it's a dang invasion. Now, yeah, come in, you're coming. You know, like, so they thought they were all about to die. It sounds like an invasion. Sort of like signs. Like they did that with. Chris and Junior, therefore, got in Chris's truck and drove five miles away to a hay field

where they spent the night in their vehicle. Okay. Now this encounter got me to thinking about the whole phenomenon of aliens scaring the hell out of people, then telling them they didn't mean to scare them. Yeah, it also got me to thinking about how nobody who fervently believes in aliens

has ever had this sort of encounter. Chris Bletsow claims to have had. It's like every single day, say, if time I've said the words, I'm not trying to be offensive here. And then you're just immediately offensive. You ever tell me walk into a fucking place and they're like, it's here to rob it. And then I'm like, only of your Michael Obaltrow. Hmm. I think it's quite possible. If unlikely, that extra terrestrial beings don't visit people like Henry and myself because we already believe in aliens. Do you believe in aliens?

He's probably met like five of them. He won't even know. That's right. He's in North Hollywood bars all the time. That's true. If there are aliens drinking out of bar, it's in North Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah. They love te North Hollywood. Yeah.

They love teaky. They do. But they don't visit any of us because we already believe. Yeah. And these are horrors for it. Yeah. And these 101 contacts with people like Chris Bloodsoe might be a sort of ill-advised grass roots campaign to get people to believe.

It's kind of like how I had a friend who was gay, who one of his favorite things in the world was when he could basically suck off a guy who told him he was straight the guy with a girlfriend or he was there with a wife. That was one of his favorite things that was not anywhere near. No, no, let's mark us. He was his favorite. No, I said the same. No, what I'm going to say is that is nowhere near like odd. No, no, no, no, no, I said the been to downtown Detroit before. Like they want to see the change. They want to see them go, oh, them circles bit. Like they want to see it.

And they're in their horny for you. So you think you don't know your gay until there's a man's mouth around your cock. And you like it. You never thought about it before. I don't know. But I'm just saying, yeah, I'm just saying day like to make the aliens like to make the conversion. I think it's more like they try to find like one guy who is in a circle of people who also don't

believe in aliens. So they think if we convert this one guy, then he's going to go and tell all the other people who don't believe in aliens. Is this why they edited you out of ancient aliens? No, and then they come in and then like say you guys like in the other scenario, it's like if you try to suck off one guy within a friend group and then you flip the whole group. Interesting. Yes. Can we take a group break? I died.

I can't even tell you. I'm from North Korea. Now, both Chris and Junior were understandably shaken by the events of the night before, but as we've said, Junior was far more effective than Chris, junior grappled with his experience for years, played with nightmares and the eventual ridicule that came after their story became public knowledge. May I ask, what was it? So that was so because he just saw the little creatures, right? But why didn't, and why, why was he so scared? I, let me put it this way. This is, this might be a two big of a call here, but I think this is a shitty part of the country in terms of ideas, like the idea of idea, transfer, and

the people being open to things. And so I think that on some level, they, because they view all of them were, they were immediately as derided as consorting with the devil. The entire town said that they were, do you think they brought in demonic energies and that they were, they were basically cursing our town, but that's what they thought one level that they thought. At least the Pentecostals. Yes. That's one, I wouldn't say all 200,000 of them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's the other might push back would be small tons also of the craziest ideas of all people. But then the small town folks are like, that's just so she wears her sandals on her head. And she doesn't wear her monarchy. I don't that's again, it's not that it's a it's a 200,000 city. I understand. But I it's more like the two of them, too, both Chris and junior, I would say took themselves as men fairly seriously. And then they were Chris blood. So it's went through a lot of shit.

And his attitude might not have been super like, you know, the father obviously, his brain was cracked open by this. And that ruined the family's life because he began becoming like a preacher. We're going to get into it. But his son just wanted nothing to do with this. And everybody was just like, you know, like, you can't believe what junior says, because he will. He loves little green man or like he's they were just discredited every single opinion he had

on everything. And they always brought it up with no one would ever let it go. And it would just and then it just destroyed their inner life too, destroyed their family. Because the wife wanted nothing to do with it. She wanted, she was the truly like devout Pentecostal. And so when all of this shit happened, she was just like, she was not into it.

Not into it, okay? Well, Chris though, he leaned in from the word go. And for his acceptance, he claims to have received a spiritual and emotional awakening for which he's never turned back. This, of course, is when the story starts getting more unbelievable. A couple of days after the first experience, Chris claims he had another, and the same clearing where he'd encountered that first little small creature. On the second go, he said he found a brilliant light, and he crawled towards it holding a powerful rifle.

The light, however, was having none of it. And it electrocuted him with a quote, painful, prolonged zap that forced him to crawl back. The fuck? Finally, he was able to get it. If you swash them from the outside, you must have your sky. I thought I knew you. I kind of, I mean, I understand the neighbors. We're like, Chris is added again. Yeah. Finally, he was able to stand up and two creatures similar to the one from before appeared and communicated the sort of thing most of us experience on our first or maybe second hallucinogenic trip. Yeah, man. We're all just fucking part of the same system. Do that's a dude. Absolutely. It started us. Dude. Wow.

Completely true. It's real. Chris said he was hit with a turn of phrase I quite like because Chris is actually a pretty good writer at times. Yes. He can definitely turn a phrase. He said he was hit with an obliterating epiphany. Which is true. Because it would that epiphany would destroy his regular one. Interesting. He was faced with the singular ultimate importance of all living beings. After feeling the oneness, he looked down at his rifle and thought, what was this murder in two in my hand? So it really was the mushroom trip. It was.

Yeah. This is a guy who spent his life killing homies. Yeah. He's a man whose with his whole life was killing hogs and then it turned into construction and all that stuff, but he was just like, what have I been doing? No, he felt bad for every creature he'd ever killed. He killed hundreds. He just deals with a lot of guilt.

Yeah. And I wish I could say this to him, just being like, it's not your fault. It seems like some of it's his fault. Hey, Chris, and this to Chris, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. Well, what some of it's in this to Chris. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Well, what isn't all of it? It's not your life. It's not your fault. Okay. After the experience was over, Chris said he felt relief and understanding. And all of the trauma in his life had been pointing him towards a quote, benevolent end. And he

felt a calling to convey to everyone on earth what he called an extraordinary mission of love. I find it very interesting that this loving father, God, right, loving father, God always chooses, like he's always chooses a messenger and then fucks up that guy's life. Yeah, he's a person. He's a messenger and he's like,

you're going out there, you're my boy. Oh no, he's a joke. Yeah. Without a doubt. Now when you look at the first part of this story, right up until the point where Chris follows Rosie into the woods, this is a relatively plausible tale when you compare it to other group UFO encounters. Yes.

Multiple witnesses, same shapes that we see over and over again. Circles. Circles. But after Chris relates his further one-on-one experiences with alien beings, he develops something close to a Messiah complex that his friends, family and community were not ready for. And this was not like a fun, nice Meher Baba style.

Like one of like that version of it, it is a feverish, you don't understand what I know style, what he would happen to him. Like, I mentioned it before, Jacob's ladder type vibe. Big similar. Oh, so he really became a horrible dad. He got really nuts. I got really. I got you.

Some people in Fayetteville looked at Chris with pittier scorn because they thought he'd lost his mind after, by the way, he lost yet another business. Yes. And most people thought that he'd concocted an elaborate fantasy to give his life purpose after his life had fallen apart. And hey, even if that was the case, at least it's better than like joining a QAnon group. Absolutely.

Literally waiting outside of JFK juniors grave, waiting for him to rise up that are still like, you know, Chris is really lost his mind. He really got nothing. Right. But, you know, Chris is really lost his mind. He really got nuts. Right. But the problem was that Chris is assertion that he was on a mission from aliens to deliver a message of love to humanity. The problem with that was that it kept the subject of aliens on the forefront of junior's

mind. Yeah, and it only served to further traumatize this poor teenager. Yeah. Additionally, Chris's experiences put significant strain on his marriage to his heavily Pentecostal wife, Ivan. See Pentecostals are Christians of the type that believe Halloween to be an unholy holiday meant to encourage demon worship. You got to do Hallelujah at least.

That's what we have to do. Hallelujah. We were brought growing up, so we had, but we would do it. They would just cut off the sheets in our eyes. We were not little clansmen. We were holy ghosts. Holy ghost. Unbullied mom. She would let us trick her trick. Cause she do I like my candy. So she would let us trick her treat. You band. You need your candy. So we'll be totally go. We love that. It was fat. Then God. Like the first thing was, let's keep a fat.

You know how I got you then. Well, aliens are of course, without a doubt included on the Pentecostal No No Devilist. Yes. Besides that, Ivan immediately understood rule number one when it comes to alien encounters. UFOs ruin lives. So she would neither confirm nor deny Chris's story when asked about, well, what about that whole alien thing went on? Your husband get on.

She's like, I can either confirm nor deny. Okay. There's nothing to do with my philosophy. Mm-hmm. And for she didn't do the car about in the wedding vows, if I ever got married, tell death to his part or until you want to start doing a standup comedy or until you meet a UFO. It's really important. That's it.

And for a time, she seemed to choose her church over her family. Wacky as they may be. Yeah. Weirdly though, in the weeks following Chris's initial encounters, he claims that his IBS, poof, disappeared completely. That's amazing. He was literally scared shitless. Yep. Got all literally scared shitless. Yup.

Got all of it. Wow. But even though he could finally work, nobody would hire him because everyone thought he was crazy. See, this is the problem. So now he's broke, everything is gone, right? And then he enters into the, which if you will listen to Reddit,

the deeply lucrative worlds of UFO witnesses, which is I just, I still never understand because no one never it just is bad. So now he's kind of thrown into this world. I mean, my God, these people that appear on these alien TV shows, what are they paid? 250 bucks an episode. I would say at most 1500 bucks maybe 250 bucks an episode. That's it. Yeah, that's what I got. I mean, you're as a talking head, but there are certain these guys probably will be like the guys who are like the long-time Stats, maybe, maybe, maybe $1500, but it's not a lot. No, it's definitely not. It's not rent. It's non-union shoots. Yeah. Meanwhile, odd things continued to occur or so Chris claims during his long

Unendurable days of unemployment Chris spent his time locked in his study trying to remember every detail of his experiences at night because he's just trying to figure out what happened. Yeah. And no one will hire him. What else is he going to do? Yeah, just sick. Yeah. At night. Well, so that the statue, the thinker is unemployed. Yeah, he's unemployed. Yeah, he's on him. I can't believe I killed all those pigs. Yeah, I mean, they don't say what he's thinking about. No, what now? Maybe he has IPS. Interesting. Oh, he has to sit there and shit. The burden probably make him the best philosopher of all time. You know, they call him what? The stinker. Nope. Wow. Not allowed. Unbelievable. That's racist

against people with ideas. That's a slur for people with ideas. That is bad. Yeah. Oh, you can't call it a little kid's little stinkers. Only they stink. You're a little stinker. Little stinker is always as me shrunk down to when you saw me as a kid. I was a little stinker. With a ginger hair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was more of a ghoul. Yeah. Yeah. And we as we know you were good.

No, not good. Yeah. I was not a good as a child. I was not. I could see you being a very good. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was very proportionate.

Very proportionate. I was a shy, quiet, weird, large boy. Michael Myers. Yeah. That's why I love Michael Myers. And Jason and leather face. What night? Chris blood so slept alone.

Yep. But it soon came to be that no one in the blood so home was getting any rest for the return of the owls was upon them. The owls are the least of our worries. Oh, no, they'd come back. All right, the little round of eyes. One, wow. They do.

Another circle. They do everything. They do everything. I can point that light to circle. That light is a circle. Your head's a circle. Everything is a circle. This is not a circle.

That's an oval. You know again, you never get a different type of circle. It's not a circle. An oval is not a different type of circle. If an oval was a circle, they call it a circle. This is not a circle. That's an oval. You know again. Yeah, different type of circle. It's not a circle. An oval is not a different type of circle. If an oval was a circle, they call it a circle. Well, guess what, man? Fuck them. Whoever them is. That's great. We are good. That's fun. Like that. Inside joke, multiple layers that goes out to everyone who's listening, who's 55 years five.

You know, you like it. But Chris was convinced that this hooting was a kind of communication. It is a kind of communication. One owl turned into two, then a three, then a four. Oh, don't even get me to the last. I am Mr. Ow a four. I'm going to be there. Yeah, tell me how many licks. Just like you get to a certain. You're crazy. Damn you out. Until finally an entire chorus of ours showed up hooting and hooting all night long every night preventing anyone from getting a good night's rest for the remainder of the winter.

He might need to pick up the shotgun again and just pepper him once and get him out of there. I don't know. You just get one of those the noise makers that just sound like a shotgun. They're just owls. They should have a nice life. No way they live. They also have to get.

Yeah, you scare them away though. Yeah, kill them. You just scare them. Get a scare. No, I don't live the whole life. So to get get. Yeah, you scare them away though. Yeah, kill them. You just scare them. Get a scare. Yes, sure. Absolutely. That counts.

But somewhere around this time, 2007, 2008, Chris and Yvonne scraped together enough cash to pay for internet service. Even though Chris had begun selling off their possessions one by one to make ends meet because he was still out of work. Oh, man. And there's so much to the story. I even cut out the part where he's going through his possessions and he finds a CB radio and he turns it on and he like makes friends with a guy, 777.

Yeah, 777. And then he 777's got his buddy named ET. He's been like, that's an incredible coincidence. Yeah. Maybe like because he was so excited to meet a guy who said he was an alien. And then he just has these CB buddies and there's only friends. And he doesn't talk to you about aliens at all. He just talks to him about like life trucks.

Just about them. Marcus, you didn't cut it out. You give it a little redux. Yeah. That's good. I would reduce it. It reminds me of that Will Ferrell movie. Everything must go.

Yeah. I've never seen that. Mary. So he's just he's letting his life. His life is for sale. Things are not doing well. He's a phenomenal man. But once he was connected to the internet, Chris found a wealth of knowledge about UFO

and count. And this was help. This is good. No, this could be healthy. Well, this was actually a great release. He's not alone. Yes, not alone. And he said that this entire time, he didn't go to the library to check out any of you

books on UFOs for fear of the librarians judgment. They are probably really judge bunch. He's really sensitive. Well, they probably are a very judgey bunch. Now around the time that Chris got internet service, he also, wait, I'm so sorry to interrupt, but so was 2007 when he first got the internet. 2007's a very reasonable time for a man in Fayetteville, North Carolina to get the internet.

It's so long. It's a long time. He's a lady. I'm from a town of 23,000. I'm not. I'm not. No, that's not true, Marcus. No, that's not true.

No, this is around the time the internet really started to proliferate. It wasn't until like the iPhone came out that like people at home really started to get my broadband service. I don't know about that. I grew up in a much smaller town than this. Yeah, but you guys are coming from Wisconsin and New York and Florida. And I was just. I was a lot better. I don't know about that. You're up in a much smaller town than this. Yeah, but you guys are coming from Wisconsin and in New York and Florida. And I was so white trash and pieces places like Texas. When did you get it? Oh, we got

it where we got it like the midnight. You live in the lobby outside of you live outside of lobby. I lived in Rochester. Yeah. The smaller. Lobby was the last text connect. I'm going to say I did like the mom and pop internet place. Of course, but Chris blood So was just not ready for the worldwide web. Okay. I mean now could have gotten it earlier I think he could but he also was selling the Stools and faucets out of his own home in order for them to pay for this I would say people like Chris blood so 2007 is actually early adopter like it Yeah, a man who works up, a man who happens to hog,

who are about to get, you're to once say it's a town of 200,000. This is so big. Yeah, you could see the emails. They were about to get, they're all being like, oh, it was a plumber, boom, mission, but we're gonna get about your handwritten letters.

Ha, ha, ha. No, I think what, from what the study of the internet says, it didn't really become widely proliferated until like 2010 to 2015. All right. I'll take your fucking word for it. No, he's gonna fight on this. You see the news?

No, I ain't on this. Yeah. Now around the time the Chris got internet service, he also experienced the beginnings of the history channels switch over from history to all aliens all the time. Oh yeah. He saw a aliens all the time. Oh, yeah. He saw a show called the UFO files where he discovered such luminaries as

Stanton Friedman, RIP, big ups. Yes. But more importantly, Chris also learned of the mutual UFO network, AKA Mouthon. Mouthon. That's real. Some of them were actually very skinny because of lack of money for food. Yeah.

And also many wasting diseases. Yeah. So Chris immediately began writing out a story to sin to move on with the purpose of connecting with like minds and perhaps to obtain a full investigation on what happened to him. Now, it took weeks to get his story together, but after sinning what I'd was a far more coherent email than what Moofam was used to get. Moofam responded the very next day, requesting an interview and a full investigation. Yeah, they sent a guy named Steve. Steve. We're going to pretend like Moofam wasn't a dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I think it's this is actually when move on with the move on at their peak, do you think? I would probably put it close to 20 to 30,000 really across the world.

Yeah, because it was it was across the world. Maybe because it's like again, it depends on what level. Instant investigators probably only like between 500 and 1000, but just straight up remembered like people to like and that are in the organization, probably like 30,000. I think at the, it's very peak. But the thing is, it's so hard as an investigator is that you arrive right now. Obviously you got the land. You're the everyone's impressed. They're your official and the worst truly the hardest part, right? All the girls fucking wise. They can try to marry you. Yeah, many times Steve rolls in. He asks you about your orbs. You know, I mean, you're

like, oh, Steve, and he's just like, yeah, I'm gonna have to take a look at the telemetry of your orbs and private session. And then she's just like, yes, Steve, I guess I can show you some orbs, it's back house, my husband won't be home for over 15 minutes. I bet you'll have plenty of time. Plenty of time. Yeah, more than anything we're gonna do with the other 13 minutes.

I can't even fit my protractor in your vagina. Yeah, yeah, more like move on this dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, move on triple legs. Yeah, the same move on. They say, yeah, they say no. It certainly is not move on. There's a lot of sex happening. It's certainly no fun.

Now, if Vaughn wasn't so sold on bringing a bunch of UFO weirdos into their life, so Chris initially declined after his wife said no. But later that month, as Ivan and their four children were driving home from church, a cone-shaped, color-shifting UFO appeared before them, hovered in front of their car. Ivan was therefore sold on the whole thing. And after she told Chris what she'd seen, she relaxed into what Chris called a, quote, helpless acceptance, which I think is a perfect way

to describe what a lot of these people seem to kind of convey after they have an intense UFO experience. Yeah, like now I have to deal with it. Yeah. Now, Mufon was extraordinarily interested in Chris's story. And they kept calling the Salam on the idea of an investigation, but even though Ivan was finally on his side, Chris was worried that a moof on investigation might end their marriage for good. Yeah.

Right. I could. Yeah. Oh yeah. But as we'll get Joey Greco from Cheaters out there, you just don't need anybody up in there. No. No, not with these landers, not with the, that with the fear and installs and this seems

to be a very fragile situation at this point. But at the same time, Chris also felt that Mufon might be the only way forward to come to terms with what happened as he put it. And he thought that maybe having some sort of official process that might give some structure and some sense to his experience. And just somebody else to say, you know what buddy?

It's possible. It's possible. In keeping with the theme though, M move on only made things worse. Yeah. Good. Thank you. Move on. Now move on sent out an investigator named Steve. Hi. I don't like that name for an investigator. Steve. Steve. Steve is the captain of the quarterback. But down to one, you would want my name to be something else. I want to John. I'm John. John's. I was like a guy.

I go with a Lloyd. I want a nice quirky Lloyd. Lloyd. That's an Ernie. Yes. An Ernie. A Lloyd, just someone who's Harris be fun a little, little, little, little, little, little weird.

He's too into UFOs to care about hygiene. Yes. Exactly. What do you think about a Lawrence? That works. It works. I'm fine. I would see the little glasses. More of a, uh, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, It works. I'm like Larry. I would see the little glasses more to more of a, uh, of an edge of age and type background. I want a smart Larry, not a leisure shoot. Yeah. Absolutely. Number one thing we do know for a fact can't be Italian. No. No. I don't want too many

hands. Yeah. Steve was sent out to Chris's place in Fayetteville to begin the interview process. But once Steve interviewed Yvonne, he found that she had actually experienced far more high strangeness than what she'd even told her own family. She said that she'd had her own experience with orbs and shadow people in her kitchen, the previous Christmas.

But it kept the entire experience to herself because she didn't want to further traumatize her son. Yeah. This, however, had little bearing on how the bloodsoes would soon be portrayed. Yeah, they got him good. Now, as I said, Mufon had a show cooking on the Discovery Channel called, you have a phone's over there. It's the toughest title ever, but okay.

And there's also there's an exclamation point of the end of it. Give us all the over. Yeah. Okay, great. And they wanted to use the Fireville incident as the pilot episode. Yeah. Now Yvonne, of course, didn't want to participate,

but Steve from Moufon suggested that they could have their faces blurred and their voices distorted for anonymity sake. Okay. Unfortunately, though, the executives involved at the Discovery Channel didn't believe Chris's story and their perspective won out in the end. Oh, no.

Quote, unquote, that's bad. I mean, it may not be, may not be, definitely blamed on the executives. Yes. So it sounds like they got roasted. Yes. Chris was portrayed as a hoaxer,

but that wasn't even the worst part. Because, you know, it's a town of 200,000, but it's not like there were a ton of people in Fayetteville have a new F.O. experiences. There was no flap here in other words. Yes. And the episode itself was called the Fayetteville incident. So everybody knew who the fuck it was that they were talking about. Yeah.

And everybody in Fayetteville did blurt her eyes. Yeah, they blurt it, but it's just like, uh, no, we know who you are. Right. Yeah, it's not especially as soon as you cut him going, and then, oh, the old. You know, it's distorted. And the bloodsos, they're already known. No, it sounds like Chris, yeah. They were already kind of known as local characters. Right. Everyone knows this story already. So the blurring of the faces, the distorting of the voices didn't do anything

to hide the bloodshows identities. And the program, in fact, only gave people more ammunition to mock them. Oh, meanwhile, the bloodshows families seemed haunted both by the memories of what had happened and by seemingly paranormal entities. Although it could also be that this entire family was simply having a collective psychological breakdown. If the UFOs were real, which I still haven't got a hold out and say yes, I could see why it could chatter to the very fabric of your very reality.

But haven't we learned that humans are the true evil And all this is because the phenomenon is neutral dog. Yeah. Everyone had horrific nightmares every night. Junior ran away twice, made it to all the way to California one time. Oh shit. Yeah. They ran out of money immediately. They had to send a money to come back.

Yeah. Yeah. And Ivonne got so spooked one night after supposedly seeing shadow men in their backyard that she ran through a bunch of rot iron outdoor furniture and gashed up her legs. Yeah, they all fucked up. Now, these shadow people only appeared at night at first, but soon they started seeing them during the day.

They said they were translucent. Yeah, like like predator. Yeah. And the bloodsows once claimed to see an eight foot tall translucent figure in the yard. And an old truck from the 1960s You know the particularly loud kind once drove down their driveway making no sound whatsoever the sound is thinner here Whoa, what's that from? I said it. No

Look at you once movie quotes. Oh like that. That was a pretty good one Don't go down that right now. I don't know, I don't know. I don't wanna go down that right now. But just when things were starting to calm down, the Discovery Channel re-air. Oh, you opposed over it! In spring of 2010, the ridicule producers are fucking assholes. I technically, they're just hunting for residuals.

Well, I know. Well, they don't know. They don't know. They don't know. They fucking know it's destroying this bumpkins life. It's some fucking program director a discovery channel trying to fill a three hour block and say, I'm saying the executives. Oh, there it is. Oh, yeah. It's also from a perspective of a consumer. I want it to be real. I don't want it to be debunked. Have fun with it. Yeah. Well, you know, and how many executives were wrong? But how many times have we been

explicitly asked for a comedy, I know, fucking true crime slash paranormal show, and then we shoot a fucking thing that has been explicitly asked for, and then you give it to an executive and they're like, what are all these jokes? You want to know, you want to do that? How, how, you know, how many times we have done that as men? If you want to feel better, most of those people are now unemployed. That's true. I actually think executives are doing great.

Okay. Well, the ridicule returned worse than ever and the nightmares grew in strength. But then after years of what was nothing but bad weirdness, Chris claimed to have been given a reprieve. And here's where shit takes a massive left turn into something beyond a UFO encounter or paranormal experience.

It becomes something much more religious. Yes. From the years 2007 to 2012, his life was an absolute total fucking nightmare. Everything fell apart, but I am going to say it didn't get better. Even when it caught and caught got better. I will say maybe really maybe he needs a little religion. I don't know Maybe something kind of he had religion He needs something has to change. Well Chris claimed who had been visited by an angelic being that he called the lady

Who told him that all of his trials and tribulations were merely prelude to his ultimate purpose always He also gave him a little gave him a little Chihuahua creature. They had no head. And it was all prickly. Chihuahua. And that come from Mexico. It's very funny. You got to check out the Chihuahua song.

He gave me this. I'm not big a dinner to. You can put me in the cup. You can put me in the back. You can put me in the shoe. I'ma chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck, Chihuahua. Oh, God. That's just some in the back. You can put me in the shoe. I'm a cha cha cha cha. Wow. Oh, God. That's just some of the lyrics, but just the B in there.

It's not really perfect lyrics, but it's the B in that life. Yeah. You know, but no, he gave me a cup. That's true. That's just. Anyway, I can do it. But it's just true. This creature gave him, it's, it woke him up and going, all right.

And this creature gave him a chihuah him up and going rise and his creatures gave him a Chihuahua was this this creature was it was a shape of a small chihuahua without a head or a tail and it prickling the lure it's squirmed it was like I had no limbs or we're going back and forth and they said like that he was just like I don't want this I don't want it because then a quills of a hedgehog he can hurt his hands and he was just like I don't want it. And they're like, no. Pick it up, pick it up, keep it, pick it up. And then he picked it up and they were like, what the fuck is that?

He's like, what is it? And they're like, that's the symbol of human kind. The directionless creature that is human kind. And he ate wrong. That must be taken care of. And then he brought up that little monster Joao alien thing and it never comes up again. Never comes up again.

What he put, he, they gave it to him and he put it in his dog kennel. And I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I have it. Did you eat my alien?

Oh my god. Rover. Come on. I'm your friend. Well, from what the lady told them, Chris had made an agreement. Can you also, I mean, properly, the lady, the lady. You're right.

Okay, from what I'm not going to do that. All right, that's fine. No, I had to just kind of trigger in. I feel like I'm supposed to give money to a telethon or something. Well, the lady told them that Chris had made an agreement to spread the word of love and oneness around the world. And the lady said that that agreement must be kept. I don't know why. Well, because he said he was trying to take pictures of it. He's been trying to take pictures of the phenomenon. He's seeing orbs. He's seen that he said

these main issues that he wanted to go take pictures and they would all disappear. And the lady promised him that if you do what we ask of you, you'll be able to take as many He asked you. You're a shabby boy. You're a shabby boy. You're a shabby boy. He was a shabby boy. He was a shabby boy. He was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy.

And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy.

And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a shabby boy. And he was a. That's me. She'd done all that. I did. They, they, why'd you do that? They were all doing her bidding to fuck with you.

Thank you. Cheato Chris that he had to keep talking about his encounters loudly and often. And if he did so, the lady would protect him and that he'd be told everything in time. And she also told him, as Henry said, that they would eventually allow him to take pictures and film the orbs. And if you look at his YouTube page, he can now, he can now, he does it all the time. Okay. And he says, thank you to lady. We've showed the video get on the stream. And that was an orb. I just don't know why it was Chris blood. So out of everyone on her, what do you think? tasked with getting? Why was it Mary and Joseph? A simple man, a simple woe man.

But they seem to have their shit together. No, I mean, they're in a fucking house. She was nine months pregnant, she was homeless. I thought they were cool. No, I thought they were just like on the road and shit. You think people on the road have their lives together? Yeah, they're talking about their jugulars, jugalos. Comedians, rock stars. Lives together. Yeah, sales're talking about their jugglers, juggerlobe comedians, rock stars, life together. Yeah. Salesmen,

when you tell women, when I think of a comedian, I think, oh, that guy has his life together. Oh, yeah. I mean, look at me, truckers. What about your dad? He points are being proven and I am going to claim victory. I'm just going to claim victory. Now, a few days after Chris's first experience with the lady, he got a call from Mufon, North Carolina. They'd invited him to speak at a conference in Asheville. And despite his checkered past with Mufon, Chris agreed to attend.

At least somebody wants me somewhere. It is nice. But as he told his story about the orbs, the audience began mumbling and whispering. Orbs are stupid. What the fuck man, fucking piece of shit. It's supposed to be a safe space. Orbs more like a Forbes. Forbes, that's real clever. They're paying. They started heckling him.

Yeah. They started just fucking full on heckling. Oh, he can't, he can't deal with that. No, no. Suddenly, Chris found himself talking about his new experiences about how, quote unquote, this lady had just appeared and told them all sorts of important shit that everyone needed to get here. He was freestyle.

He was freestyle. No, he then just blurred it out. There was going to be a 6.8 magnitude earthquake in Baja, California on September 23, 2012. And then in fall of that year, the elections in New York would be disrupted. Yep. And of course, the earthquake did not happen. No. But the New York prediction was not far off.

He was not far off. Wait, he predicted a contentious political election. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What? But when it came to the New York City mayoral elections of 2013, I got two words for you. Sydney leather. He knew some land. Those orbs told him Elliott Spitzer was going to be super. No, not Elliott Spitzer, my friend. This is 2013. This was the election in which representative Anthony Rick Meiner is the winner.

Great documentaries, literally called Weiner. Yeah, it's a must watch. I remember that one of the best political documentaries ever made. Oh, yeah. He's claiming that he created that scenario. So then we call it in New York City. No, no, he didn't. He followed by the second worst.

No, he didn't know it. I would argue the second worst followed by the worst. But okay, sure. Yeah, wait, but 2013, that was the election in which representative Anthony Weiner, Fronter from air that year was exposed as a sexting cheater going under the name Carlos danger. Yes. His sexy Sydney leather. This was his comeback, by the way. Yeah.

Yes. Sydney Leathers, by the way, that was her real name. Yeah. And she did a small art. She would do a weekly article, a weekly post in the New York post about love and relationships. Yeah. She's sexy and fun. Yeah. Now that, of course, destroyed his campaign and handed the election to Bill DeBlasio or has been likes to call him Bill DeBlobio. You want some French fries? You're using a French phrase video. Um, it was also him taking a picture when he was

rock-carded with his infant baby. That was the main director's sex offender now. I knew he was going to take what I call a pokey baby. Picture. But more importantly, Wiener's sexting addiction continued and led to the confiscation of his wife's laptop after it was found that Wiener was sexting miners. Wiener's wife, of course, was Huma Abidine, who's on the advisory Hillary Clinton that was during the investigation into Wiener's malfeasance that the infamous Clinton emails were discovered. And those emails, as we all remember, derailed Hillary's campaign in the last days of the

2016 election. So while the 2012 New York City elections were not disrupted, the 2013 mayor elections were quite disruptive indeed. And now, and maybe you can believe the story about how circles are important. And to that point, James Comey, Bill DeBlasio, both six foot seven tall, graze, perhaps fascinating, fascinating. Indeed. Are you saying that because they have gray hair? No, perhaps they are indeed alien entities that can't do destabilize the entire nation. Yes. I'm just saying their pupic hair is gray as a fox. No, he did not specifically take credit for nor did he specifically detect any of this. You were just populated. I'm saying,

he's extrapolating. He's extrapolating. He made that. I'm extrapolating. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying Chris was put in a contact with a professor of religious studies at UNC Wilmington named Diana Pousolca using the fact that popular depictions of robed winged angels have nothing in common with the Bible's actual description of angels. This tenured professor told Chris that he had not been seeing UFOs at all over the years, but rather angels in their true form. How is fucking hanging out with like Mary Ann Williamson. I'm like, I want your window out. Oh, you see an angel. They're right now.

That's a angel. It's just so funny that like studying the paranormal is considered out of balance for the education system, but they're just like religion, have all at it. You can count an angel on the head of the pen or whatever garbage. And you're just being like, you went to nine years of school for that. For that study of religion is also the study of history. But when you start telling, but when you start telling a man, that you're seeing angels, that's when it kind of dips into maybe you shouldn't be

tenured. But she was a teenager again, as we talked, oh my goodness, we have a great episode coming up for you all very in the near future. I don't want to spoil it. But when you talk about history, you can look through many lenses. Oh, yes. Now, Chris immediately believed this assertion, not least because it made everything a lot less frightening.

It seemed to me everything sort of made a little bit more sense. He could, it's a religious aspect. He loved the angel because it fit into the box. Yes. That he had in his head that it was already there. Oh, God. But the most positive of the fact was that Chris's son, He loved the angel, because it fit into the box. Yes. That he hadn't his head, that it was already there. Oh, God. But the most positive of the fact was that Chris's son, Jr. also found comfort

because it fit into his box and his understanding of the world. Now Chris and Diana, the biblical scholar, compared Chris's encounters to her own research where Diana found parallels between Chris's life and those of medieval saints and mystics. But more important than their academic collaboration was the fact that Diana had connections in Hollywood.

And she figured that his story would make a great move. That's right. Every predator of every kind. He's surrounding them immediately. But seriously. But here's what's interesting. She did not have bullshit connections. No.

She actually knew Chad and Carrie Hayes The men who wrote the screenplay that introduced the world's first Christian superheroes. They wrote the conjuring Which is a great. There's a companion piece of the conjuring and a lot of us thought about it like that But yeah, conjuring They're religious superheroes. Yeah, okay cool See since the conjuring had done so much to change popular opinion about evil spirits and such, elevating Ed and Lorraine Warren to dangerous heights of respectability that they do not deserve. And not even respectability, also physical attractiveness. Well, that is true. Patrick Wilson is supposed to be Ed Warren.

It's incredible. I will say the old Chris Bl so often times, he does some criticism, I'm like, you know, I put a sort of fashion on mustache and a lot of people said, when they stopped me, I look like a young Mike Dicca. Young Mike Dicca. And he said, and he said that like bragging? Like,

Oh, good for him. I mean, they said young. Yeah. I'm not trying to be mean here, but the picture I saw of him when you were watching the YouTube, he looks like an old, he really looks just not looking. He's not looking good at all. But this is a picture of young. Look at this. This is Mike. You know, I mean, honestly,

not that bad. I mean, if you like a ham-based man. A lot of people do, they got. Well, this woman figured this religious scholar, she figured that the Hayes brothers could do the same thing in changing people's conceptions of UFOs into something more Christian, just like, you know, they change popular conceptions about evil spirits. Now, Chris decided to pray on it,

but since he didn't receive a sign, he declined to work on the screenplay, working title, Seraphim. Oh. But soon after he said, no, the oak tree on his property spontaneously burst into flames. Yeah. That's cool. That is agent did that. Yeah, probably no mess with Hollywood. No. No, accelerant was found and there was no evidence of lightning. So Chris took this as a definite sign, work on the movie, make the movie. The Flamin' Bush. I mean, this guy he's living the book of life. Yes. So Diana and Chris worked up a spec script, a spec script that was sent to the Hayes brother.

Written by Chris Blitz and a theological professor. And they had a meeting with the screenwriters. Chris felt it, it went pretty good. They went, but it went well. They gave me water. Yeah. I mean, you always feel they go fairly well. You know, I will say is, you know, three men who have been in a lot of meetings, don't ever think that it went well. It doesn't. It never does. It doesn't. It does. You find out that day. It's immediately you find out. Yeah. He hates us.

Loads us almost. Yeah, absolutely. We ended up arguing with him. Yeah. I have yelled. I did just recently say, I don't need this. Yeah. To someone.

Yeah. The project never got off the ground and Seraphim moved to the reject pile. Oh. But when it came to connections, Chris Bloodsoe's most impressive were not within Hollywood, but within the government itself. And this shit is real. That's cool. Around 2015, Chris became connected to the CIA

after he foiled a bonafired assassination plot of a world leader. I have no fucking clue if this is remotely real. But he does have strange connections. He does have connections to the CIA, the assassination plot. Not sure. I don't know. Jim Semy van, who was the CIA dude, he was the directorate of operations. He got fully involved with Chris Blitzho for some reason.

Same thing with John Alexander was the guy that was in charge of the, the program that would then be going to the men who stare at coast. We talk a little bit about this. Like the US sponsored search for remote viewing technology. Like how do we make it for us? How do we do it in a predictable way? But these guys got involved with Chris blood. So they heard his story. I think they commiserated with the fear of it mixed with the interest in the topic, but I, I start to kind of get into this area where like, was this man experimented on by the government? Like, was this man like literally like, he had some weird relationship with these orbs. We now know, no matter what

you think about these recent whistle, whistleblower allegations, the government put real money into figuring out some of this horseshit. So when they look at this guy that they might have gotten an accidental like connect to all of the, he's saying I can control these orbs. They go to it, both Jim, Sammy, Dan and John Alexander had full on visitations at Chris Bledso's property. They saw UFOs in the sky that Chris Bledso say we're going to show up. And they thought maybe they think in some way like, well, he can control. He has some kind of communication with these orbs. Yeah. And so it's interesting to them.

And if you're the government, there's no harm, no foul, no one worst get no one believes them. Oh yeah. And no one believes Jim Semivanner, John Alexander, they're all like professional mystery men. Yeah. All right. Now Chris said that in 2015, and this is concerning the assassination plot.

Just eight years after he got the internet. She doesn't. He and an unnamed uphologist were standing near the oak tree that had spontaneously burst into flames. Name Steve. He was hanging out by the old burnt down oak tree. Suddenly, from the tree came the disembodied voice of one of junior's friends who happened to be dead. He was dead. He was happy to be dead.

The voice said, Pope, danger, heads up, danger, Pope, modern Pope, Philadelphia. So you don't get any. Who was in a dead 1920s news man. Danger. One pop. Hey, danger. Hey, danger. Hey, danger. My head's a dangerous pope or the pope. That's a little closer to North Carolina.

Philadelphia. So Philadelphia, the pope is going to be shot in the head. No, we don't know it. We don't know yet. Now this caught Chris's attention because Pope Francis was indeed due to visit Philadelphia soon. My god, let me go to the Pope's calendar. He's gonna be in Philadelphia this afternoon. So Chris called up his friend Larry Frascala and held the phone to the tree. This is real. Yeah, he's just called his only Catholic friend. Yes, suddenly Larry

heard the tree say, Congress hit. And so Larry told Chris to come to Philadelphia immediately. Immediately. So they could work together to prevent the assassination of Pope Francis. And don't know why you never know what people are talking about at the booth next to you at a denny. No, yeah, dude, you never know in the Delta lounge, they have the call boxes. I can definitely see Larry for his skeleton. And they're like, we gotta get that fellow Delta. All right, now let's have the Pope. It sounds fun.

I mean, at this point, is it fair to say Chris is a little happier though? Because he's on a path. He's got something to do. He's not a putt happier. He's activated. Yeah. But just to drive the point home right before Chris left the tree said help help help Chris the Pope we need him

We need him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We just muffle up the tree a little bit Put some sand here on the tree The squirt on my boss Yeah, you're a tree. Yeah, you're a tree. So yeah, it explains it. Oh log balls Yeah, you're a tree. Yeah, you're a tree. So yeah, it explains it. Oh, log balls Chris and I've on took the next flight to Philadelphia rushing because Chris and Larry had only three days to solve the assassination plot and save the post life The movie. Yeah, this is the movie. This is the story that Chris opens the book with. Yes. Yeah, they stayed at Larry's house

Where much to their surprise they also found Robert Bigel. Didn't think I'd be here, huh? Yeah. Robert Bigelow just hanging out at Larry's place. Well, Larry was in this, Larry was connected to the CIA. Yeah, he was. That's what they said. Oh, yeah. But in the end, seemed like all that took to save the Pope was a call from Larry to his connections in the CIA. So this is what they literally thought happened is that he called the pope. No, he called the CIA. Yeah. Called the pope and then they were the popes. Then it's possible.

His secretary issues are possible. And then they they changed the Pope's itinerary and Philadelphia. I mean, that's what got rag and shot. They just put his itinerary there in the public. You can know exactly where he was. So maybe that didn't happen. Maybe you didn't happen. I don't just see that they're the only one.

That's the most plausible thing yet, though. But you can't just make that difference. Street, but Papa Franco, Papa Franco, Papa, we have to come Larry and Chris just called them. There's probably no, the C.I. H. Just cool. Well, from what Chris said, they tightened up security in the assassination plot was supposedly

prevented. And then they say that they couldn't quote arrested a guy later on who was supposedly planning because then he went the guy Larry. So Larry's just like, oh, there's this guy. We have to warn the CIA. But then he called this buddy John Alexander, the remote viewing guy from, from the United States government who been put Chris into a remote viewing process where he talked them back and he was just like, oh, God, I'm seeing, I don't see you in water.

Boat ramp. Boat ramp. And they had to go and find out like the these things gonna happen on a boat ramp and they're like, he's not coming by boat. He's coming like playing. It's the Pope. And the other guy say like water or say what he say. He's like, well, wave.

Oh yeah, because then the guy that needs to, John Alexander was like, all right, let me double check this with one of my psychics. So then they called another psychic up on the phone, put it on speaker phone, ran the same remote viewing exercises with the other psychic via phone. Okay. And the other guy was like, yeah, waves, scene waves, oh ramps waves. It all checks out. And how did that help?

We don't know because the assassination never happens. What is the people that we're going to assassinate the Pope were coming via water? Interesting. Phil and Zephyah is on the water. It could have been the ones that could have gotten inside of the engines of the Pope's point. Absolutely. And don't worry. Owls could be owls. Absolutely. And Pope Francis, very controversial. A lot of people thought he was loosening up the Catholic church being more open minded. I guess what? He didn't.

Well, he's a lot of talking. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. It's always so much you can do. I mean, yeah. But it was through this adventure that Chris became friends with Jim Simmy van. Yeah. The CIA operative. You may also know Jim Simmy van as the co-founder of the always awkwardly named to the stars Academy. That's why we eat a biz called the TTSA. The TTSA.

It literally sounds like a child psych trafficking. It's to the stars. We ship children directly with the stars. And the public face of the two, the, God damn it. It's so hard to fucking restore to it. You can't, you, it's, oh, the TTSA, the TTSA. The TTSA, the public face of the TTSA is no other, of course, than Tom DeLong. He got to hang out with Tom DeLong.

Oh, Tom DeLong, baby. And supposedly Chris and Tom DeLong had a meeting to long, baby. And supposedly Chris and Tom the long had a meeting. Oh, yeah. And Chris claimed that he'd collected some drippings that had oozed off the orbs, which is something that he had not mentioned once during the entirety of his book. There's information. This is why I've been saving all my liquid shits from the flaming hot to read the different.

Good. I'm going to send it to him, but it is because there's certain things he was not allowed to reveal because of his military friends, but he revealed it. He revealed it to Tom DeLonge. He only revealed it to Tom DeLonge. He revealed it in the book. This is Tom Secret unless of course the man's in bling-1. Blink-1.

Blink-1. Blink-1. Blink-1. That happened like five times now. Yes. But from what Chris said, Tom DeLonge took the goo to run tests, but the good one. Get a run test on this right now. Hey, Mark, come over here. Yes, I'm all copy. So I'm like, I like it. Like Mark, take a look at this.

You're just jealous that a rock star also got a new apology and went back to me to rock star because he could yeah That is cuz yeah, is that your plan? Oh, no that there's something in these trippings It sounds like a like an orphan like a British orphan boys version of Will you please give me some porridge song about the boys to a side of sad Adam song. Yes, mm-hmm Completely off the rails this episode's like way longer than I thought it was Goo never return. Oh wow, I can't believe yeah Tom to long never return the goo

But apparently it was classified. That's the cool was the good that classified the good. Classified. He's classified. And that's pretty much where Chris blood so stands today. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. No, because he is posting videos. Yeah, he's showing his orbs. Yeah.

And he did his best to warn us about COVID. He did great. He had some apocalyptic visions in 20 to Easter 2019 and he said like there's a plague or common. Well, he went straight to incredible and went straight to coast coast. And he has to say what he says in his interview, he says, I'm not tried to get the word out. And I went on several YouTube specials to tell the world about COVID-9. I'm going to start following them just in case you never know. You never know. God works and mysterious.

Everything uses strange, strange messages. He does. In the end though, Chris Pledso seems to be another man who had a highly compelling UFO experience but musted up with grandiose notions of saving the world and embellished stories of foiling assassination attempts on world leaders. But on the other hand, from what we know about alien encounters, a large percentage of abductis say that their alien abductors send them off with a mission to spread a message of love and peace,

but most don't actually do anything about it. Therefore, if you can say anything about Chris Platt, so it's that he at the very least puts his money where his mouth is when it comes to fulfilling the mission he was supposedly given during his alleged alien experience. I'm going to say after this entire fantastic journey, I've come to respect Mr. Blets. I mean, in any ways, I do. I think he's been through a lot and you know, he's like, and the ghost they say, he's still going to do it like that in the end.

Just at every spectrum and you made him dumber in the end. Dumber. I did it all for the circles. So the circle. You did not, you did not do it all for the no we know. No, no, no, no matter a fact,

monarchy levels have significant lead decrees. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, that was actually very interesting. So thank you guys exposing recent UFO. It's out there, you know, I'm theory. And of course, again, his YouTube page is active. It's out there. And compelling orbs. There's some compelling orbs.

There are. And I am a connoisseur of compelling orbs. Yes. I do think one of the videos that you showed again on the stream was a fly. Another one of the, I think it was just a woman's, probably boob to be an ignorant man. But there were a group being ignorant. There were a few though that you do have to say,

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