Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 582: Aliens Attack Part I - Phil Schneider

Episode Date: July 19, 2024

Extraterrestrials usually tend to come in peace... but sometimes Aliens Attack! This week the boys head deep underground into restricted territory as they discuss the life and death of one of the most notorious names in the world of extraterrestrials & conspiracy theory - former US government geologist, DUMB engineer, and survivor of "The Dulce Wars" Phil Schneider.

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Why, fuck your glades. That's when the cannibalism started. Who was that? All I need is hands that they'd already got on us That's what this is about dawg. That's what today is about dude. They don't care about us man. They don't care what happens to us dude. They wanted to bite us up for the alien's dispensation friend. Dude. Fucking two fingers in the air.

Two fingers in the air. Like you got no torso and you just don't care. Two fingers in the air. Peace sign but with a pinky and a ring finger. My penis is like a hot dog and I just don't care. Well, good last podcast on the left. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Marcus Parks. I'm with the hot dog penis Henry Zebrowski. I can't fold a napkin but I can disclose the truth to the American people I bet he could do more with those fingers than you thought

not according to Mrs. Schneider well he was missing the wrong fingers mm-hmm the and I'm also joined guy who can titty fuck his own balls. That'll help the algorithm. It's horrible. It's horrible. And on today's episode, we're going to start the first of a two-part series, Aliens Attack. No! I'm one of you Amazing man, this is a we never got to the story incomplete and now it's time to finally do it Yes, it's a part of a series of alien attacks, but we figured that would help the medicine go down

Yeah, we're gonna examine three cases in which Extraterrestrials have actually attacked human beings. These stories involve small scale skirmishes, accidental injuries, and full on battles involving green berets, alien grays, and one brave soul named Phil Schneider. And it's with Phil that we'll begin today's episode. Now I know we're going to get into it, but how is an accidental injury war? You Oh, Hey, a lot of tax. Yeah. Technically he started the Dulce war, the Dulce war. All right.

Let's just start. Well, the accidental attack is going to the accident. You know what? Fuck. I wrote that wrong. I wrote that bad. Thanks for pointing out my bucket. It's been a long month man.

Patty Hearst melted my goddamn brain. You're lucky I can put string three sentences together. That's what man, that type of magnifying glass like research, the sore on eye of LPN is now upon this even more important topic than Patty Hearst. I don't care about the politics involved. I don't care about how important the time period was or how important that story was to true crime of the fabric of the country. In general, it's horse shit. Today we're talking about a man who was made out of ice cream that is fighting for the

rights of the American citizen. Two fingers up for Phil Schneider. Come on, two fingers up! Also, Phil Schneider, according to the FBI man that he spoke to one time, was called the bravest man to ever live. Oh, so who was this FBI man? Oh, his buddy! Does he have a name?

Governor... He didn't want to disclose, due to the sensitive nature of their friendship. The untruth of it? Nope. Phil Schneider is an interesting case. Now Phil Schneider is someone that has come up here and there throughout the years on last podcast, but he is particularly attached to the deep underground military base known as the Dulce facility near Los Alamos

Which was as we all know the site of the Manhattan project. So it's a real place It's a real city and aliens work inside of there making chimichangas for the local displaced They like chili burgers there Green chili burgers to be exact not just like chili like you put chili on oh no green Chili's made into a sauce and put on the burgers. They look phenomenal I adore green chili burgers now Phil is your classic old-school new world order conspiracy theorist Yeah, he is a geologist and engineer by trade Phil claimed to also be an important figure in NATO who helped construct deep underground military bases,

which are unironically referred to as DUMBS. But I do think that's kind of more of a feature than a bug because they give it a silly name because it's a way to wash it over. But there is an entire world of deep underground military bases that are incredibly important to our intelligence services. Phil resigned from his post in protest after attending two United Nations meetings at an underground base in New York City in which he learned that the New World Order was collaborating with otherworldly beings

in their pursuit of the alien agenda. By underground base in New York City means he was screaming on the subway. Hey, a lot of truth happens underground. base in New York city means he was screaming on the subway. That's also where it's legal to have an erection at a train station. I just got word that apparently it is illegal to walk around. Turgeon in Utah. Yes. Yeah. Not in God's favorite state, California though. Where my erection points the way towards the best cold brew in any area that I'm in. Tie a flag to it, they said.

As long as it's an American flag. Following Phil's resignation, he spent two years giving a series of lectures in various hotel conference rooms across the country about government cover-ups and secret alien agendas. This is pre-internet. It had to be small audiences and it had to be small venues because as he said multiple times, I am doing this illegally, I am doing this against my better judgment, I am doing this in the face of pure danger. That is a very good impression. Thank you.

I spent hours watching him. I wouldn't dug up all of the stuff that was left of him because Oddly mysteriously a lot of it was taken off the internet. Yeah, he sounds like Jesse Ventura with a cold He does sound like a more degraded George Norrie Well in these lectures Phil detailed the underground battle which took place during the construction of the dual safe facility in August of construction of the Dual Safe Facility in August of 1979, in which members of the American military along with private contractors engaged with alien grays and came out the other side with only three survivors, one of them of course being Phil Schneider. I'm one of the only survivors left, I'm the only one brave enough to talk.

My other friends have committed suicide by the government and suicide by diabetes. It is an unfortunate circumstance of being one of the only people to armor the radioactive nature of the truth. These lectures, however, all led to an alleged assassination in January of 1996. Like all the great conspiracy theorists, Schneider was reported to have died by suicide, but many in the UFO community believe that Phil was murdered by the government because of the secret information he was revealing to the public. Do you know if you put the number 58008, the calculator becomes, magically, the word boobs.

I know the things they don't want you to know. And so to see how Phil's life turned into this wild ride, let's get into his full story as it was told in the book. Very subtly titled and I appreciate that you put it all in there. Phil Schneider, one of the bravest whistleblowers of the 20th century with overwhelming evidence to confirm that the Oklahoma City and World Trade center bombings and nine 11 were false flag attacks by Arthur Berkeley. That's under one. And I actually do think it goes under F for false flags.

If you are going to put it into a library, three decimal system. Yes. There's a lot of sources about Phil Schneider. One was all there was a great documentary set by our friends friend. Now our friend Darcy weird. Darcy. I watched it.

It's guys. It's fun. It certainly relies quite a bit on RT for its sources, which are, you know, Russian propaganda. That's how else we get the truth about America. They didn't mention that he lost all his fingers. They said toenails, but not fingers. He got it to him.

Now, turn my foot into a crisp and open me up like a fish. Yep, just lost three fingers on his left hand, but I don't know why they didn't mention that. Two fingers up. So Phil Schneider was born in April of 1947 at Bethesda Navy Hospital in Maryland to two German immigrants named Oscar and Sally. Now Oscar was a U-boat captain during World War II who sank an estimated 68 allied ships, but Phil Schneider and anyone who writes about Phil in a positive light are all very careful

to never say that Phil's father was a Nazi. They specifically never say the N-word. was a Nazi. They specifically never say the n-word. Instead they say that Oskar Schneider either served in Hitler's Navy or the even more innocuous German military. Oh yes. Oskar had that great quote, you boat me Nazi. Eddie Tunes. He was a mysterious fellow in his own right, Oskar Schneider. Now it seems as if Phil Schneider was destined for a life of high strangeness because he said that his father had worked on secret Nazi time travel experiments in his capacity as a master machinist. I'll use that as a knowledge of 10.

That's not a term to be taken lightly. A master machinist can take a chunk of metal and make it into a lamp. He can take a chunk of metal and you can make it into a gun. You could take a chunk of metal and you can make it into a time traveling interdimensional ship. He's a master machine. He did actually say that his father could take a hunk of metal and turn it into a gun. Yeah. I did hear that quote as well. And you know, good for him. He's proud of his dad. Well, makes one of us.

Well, for an example of Oscar's handiwork, one of his experiments involved the weapon called the Glock or the clock. The Glock was designed to be a glowing rotating contraption that was rumored to have an anti gravitationalgravitational effect that was used for both Nazi time travel and presumably Nazi UFOs. Do you think that's why Hitler killed himself? Cause they went into the future and saw that he lost and he was like, I might as well just kill myself. Well, fuck.

So since Oscar Schneider was involved in these Nazi time travel UFO experiments, he was recruited by the United States government during operation paperclip along with other Nazi scientists like Werner von Braun He is asked for by name Mm-hmm, but while Werner took America to the moon Oscar Schneider was allegedly assigned to work under the sea assisting in the development of nuclear submarines Now as far as Oscar Schneider's involvement in Operation Paperclip, that part may very well be true. We took him up. He did work for the US government.

The witness relocation program. He definitely was a German soldier. Wink, wink, wink. Yeah, I don't know. Hitler's army isn't much better than saying he was a Nazi. Well, because he just reminds me of Mikhail's Navy. So all I hear when I see Hitler's army, I just see like a bunch of weird dumb Nazis going like, Oh, like falling down in trenches and stuff and going, Oh no. And like

Hitler's pants falls down while he's visiting FDR and he goes, damn you Colonel stink. Like that's all I see. When it came to stuff, it's a little harder to prove. Oscar Schneider was also allegedly assigned to the legendary Philadelphia experiment in 1943 with the legendary Carlos Allende ha ha ha ha ha the Philadelphia experiment was allegedly America's attempt at creating invisibility technology by making a battleship disappear but instead of making it disappear they sent it into the future 40 years before it was brought back to its correct time, which if I remember correctly, caused a fair amount of death and madness amongst the crew.

Well, one of the, what are the telltale signs of like that they, they merge with all the metal. Yes. And that is, that's what they say is connects Oscar Schneider to all of this is that there was some information going back and forth about guys with transistors found embedded in their bodies and they were stretched and they were included in the metal is that there was some information going back and forth about guys with transistors found embedded in their bodies and they were stretched and they were included in the metal. I did not carry the one. So you guys haven't done a Philadelphia experiment a million years ago, but now I have new stuff. So we always get to it again.

It doesn't go away. Yeah. But the thing is about this story is that it contradicts Phil's claims because operation paperclip didn't begin until 1945. Philadelphia experiment, 1943. So Oscar Schneider, if he was a part of operation paperclip, could not have been involved in the Philadelphia experiment because he was too busy sinking allied ships. Yes. This is more indicating that Oscar Schneider had documents from this time period that he

was not involved in the Philadelphia experiment itself, but, but, but he was consulted later as in like, what the fuck happened. That is, that is the contention that they are making and that he just had documents on him that quote unquote proved that the Philadelphia experiment was real. There was a couple of things on the documents that say stuff like operation big sky, uh, there, which is kind of one of those again, long old school, old head conspiracy theory connecting back to Philadelphia experiment titles. There was also this stuff about how asking for special medical officers

to come down to go look at these like top secret, essentially victims of some massive top secret thing that went wrong. So if the Philadelphia experiment was real, wouldn't the ship have appeared for a little while in 1983? It did. That's what they say. That's what they say. Whoa. Yeah. They said that it appeared like in 1983 and I was like, Oh, what the fuck was that? And then, you know, and then it went back again. That's what they say. Whoa! Yeah, they said that it appeared like in 1983 and everyone was like, oh, what the fuck was that? And then, you know, and then it went back again. That's what they say.

That's fucking awesome. It is. The Philadelphia experiment's fun. We might do it again. The Philadelphia experiment, it is really fun because it's connected also to the Montauk project. That's really where we got to go next. Rob and I were talking about this the other day.

We're going to go into Montauk project because I got a bunch of books. Rob gave me his old books yeah the Montauk project because he's from Long Island and he was made by them yeah I mean stranger things is just the Montauk project meets the Goonies okay yeah they stole their entire buck and cosmo their entire like world from the Montauk project now either way Oscar apparently kept his entire past a secret from his son Phil, including the fact that Oscar was born in Germany.

Apparently Oscar Schneider and his wife had perfected an American accent before Phil was born and maintained it until the day they died, telling their son that they're just from California. We are just from far, far east. California. We are from from far, far east. California. We are from Fresno! While Oskar Schneider only revealed his Nazi past and his involvement with various top-secret operations to his son Phil on his deathbed. So you made it all tell me we weren't the first pacific pilgrims?

Daddy, I can't believe those betrayal, but he did claim forward with a bunch of other information This is where he revealed he was in that he was in an intelligence ops and he was Essentially stolen from the German government and given to us and and that essentially it would be up to Phil to carry it on Now after studying engineering in college Phil built a reputation as a gifted geological engineer. And while it doesn't seem like he intended to follow in his father's footsteps, he ended up being involved in military operations anyway through a job with the Morrison-Knutzen Corporation.

So he did work for one of these big weird engineering firms that had government contracts, so that does track. But before this, it's kind of muddy. There was a FOIA, there was a FOIA request that was made a couple of years ago. And then eventually all of this stuff was declassified in 2021, which actually I'm kind of glad we waited because a lot of stuff came out about Phil Schneider that, I mean, it's not that it's debunking him it just it adds to the soup it's adding some saffron to the soup. Let's just say it paints a much more three-dimensional character than what was previously presented to the

conspiracy community. So essentially Phil Schne. He was What he called a self styled geologist and self taught man, right? He loved rocks more than he loved having sex with a woman. Yeah, so people are dumb as rocks He's smart as rocks And guess what if you've met rocks have you met some smart ass rocks? But Phil Schneider does seem like the type of guy who's gonna argue with you about the fucking difference between a rock and a mineral Do you understand that a better all so much more to gain? so much more to give But Phil Schneider

So he said he was he wanted to teach himself how to be out Geologist and he loved rocks and he was going to school But it was before he went all the way into becoming a geologist. Right now we know that he got a bachelor's and we know that, I don't know really how far he went off to that. We know that he was recorded the IQ of 163. Which is high.

That is very high. Strange guy. But according to these leaked documents, he had a run in with an FBI before any of this started. So at some point, because he was interested in rocks, and he was interested in funky rocks, that he wanted, he asked around, and I guess somebody, I guess there was like, he had several roommates that discovered that he bought this, like he brought into a, this is a two bedroom apartment in Portland.

He brought in a hundred pounds of all of this rock-like material that he purchased from just some guy. He got connected to somebody else. He brought it into the house. Eventually, a lot of these two roommates got really suspicious on him and called because it seems like getting really weird because they're like, what's wrong with these rocks? They smell weird. All this is weird.

I don't feel good. Turns out he had brought into their apartment 80 pounds of radioactive material that he stored under his bed. This is all according to real FBI files. He did. He did. He did. The FBI get called saying,

we think somebody's trying to buy, someone's trying to create a nuclear weapon in an apartment building so they show up Thankfully when you do read FBI records Which I do love you can feel sometimes a sarcasm in it where you could definitely they arrived expecting this guy to be Osama bin Laden and all of a sudden you walk in and it's a some of it shit And all of a sudden you walk in and it's a sobbing shit He's not the Rosenbergs here Yeah, this guy is not gonna destabilize everything you have to essentially very very sick men now He was less at this point um yet all these rocks. They were highly radioactive

They're like this is against the Atomic Commission essentially we could put you in the Hague for this This is like a war crime international war crime. Yeah, and he's just been like, you know, you could go ahead I'll take my funky rocks. Just fucking glowing Deeply irradiated himself. So remember that keep that in the back of your head. Yeah, you deeply irradiated himself and his roommates Can you imagine your roommate fucking irradiating you? Can you imagine your roommate fucking irradiating you? I'd be really mad. Oh yeah! I'd be really upset.

They found literally a, they had cell changing amount of radiation, not just in the apartment. The bed had to be thrown away, it had to be given to the government to get away. They threw away the bed! They had it, the apartment building itself was radiated. The parking lot of the apartment building also had trace amounts of dangerous radiation in it They pull all of this stuff out which led to him saying I'll kill every single FBI agent Let's try take my funky rock Which he said several times the FBI had to come back and say is it true the same roommate that

Essentially gave you up to us for having nuclear material is also saying you're going to kill a bunch of FBI agents and he was like, I would never, I would never do something like that. I'm just a bat that leads rocks in a way that others don't. Take a look at these two fingers. I don't even know for a fact that this is something that counts for me. This is long before he lost the fingers. This is when he's just a dude.

We'll get to that. Life from your grave. Well Morrison-Knutzen had a lot of government contracts and when Phil was working for them in the late 70s, they were allegedly working for the US Army Corps of Engineers constructing deep underground military bases. And so, since DUMs, deep underground military bases, since they play such a huge role in Phil's story, let's explain exactly what they are, how they fit into conspiracy thought, and what the reality of DUMs actually are.

According to Richard Souter, author of the book Underground Bases and Tunnels, the US government has been building deep underground military bases since World War II. Once again, the technology for building and maintaining Dums came from the Nazis, or allegedly, because from what I've come to understand from studying conspiracies for well over a decade now, conspiracy theorists tend to almost revere the Nazis as having superhuman intelligence when it comes to technology. Is there a reason why it's because it's also making them appear to be that that's how dangerous they were? I think that's part of it, but I think this also may go some way towards explaining why so many modern conspiracy theories involve the Jewish folk.

But considering how Jewish people have been at the center of conspiracy theories for centuries, the reverence conspiracy theorists show towards Nazi technology might be a feature and not a bug, if you know what I mean. I don't. Because they love Nazis. Oh, yeah. Sure. Okay. Yeah.

Because the Nazis didn't like the Jews. Yeah. But either way, the technology developed by the Nazis was allegedly perfected by nuclear physicists at Los Alamos Who built nuclear powered tunnelers called TBMs or tunnel boring machines? These machines essentially vaporize rock using flame jets water cannons vibrations freezing guns plasma guns electron pulses and Nuclear melting beam. Yeah, dude. They fucking hate rocks.

This supposedly allows the TBMs to tunnel up to seven miles in a single day. You know, there is theoretical nuclear drills. Sure. We just don't know whether or not they're actually being used or not. We know that they do drill gigantic holes. They do because there are some of these bases. We know we, they drill them out. We know Phil Schneider developed the technology. We know that he developed the technology. He said it. He said he made other hell known other

hitherto deflagration methods that have simply been stolen by every single international boring company you've ever met. He calls it deflagal. Was it deflagal? Flag elation. It's fucking that's real. Is it deflagal Asian? It's the it's that it's the using the heat and water to blow away the rock on the outside of a drill.

Oh, I thought that was how they made your hat. The flag elation. Stop my flag. I'll eat your ass ass I wore this for Phil but these tunnels bored by the TBMs are said to connect the deep underground military bases through a series of magnetic levitation trains that travel faster than Mach 2 we over 1,400 miles per hour these trains connect 131 Dums in the United States, and they connect some of

the 1,477 Dums that exist worldwide. The express that you take from Rhode Island to France is amazing. Oh yeah, it goes under the ocean? Oh yeah. Well not through the ocean. Oh, because, um, fish. Now 131 Dums seems like a lot of Dums. But conspiracy theories aside, there are at least two very real Dums in the United States

that are byproducts of America's Cold War with the Soviet Union. Although they aren't really Dums because they're inside mountains, although technically they are under the ground, even if that ground is high. The ground is higher than us, but it's in the ground. So yes, it's underground. That's how I would put that. Yes. But you know, they say this, I do believe.

Lockheed Martin's in the dump. Yeah. Oh yeah. We, we, they use natural rock formations that are already hollowed out and then they put things in them. That's a part of the, one of the ways that they do it for real. The lesser known of these two bases is the Raven Rock Mountain Complex, nicknamed Harry's Hole after the president who had it built, Harry Truman.

Oh, cool. I think that sounds disgusting. Of course. Let's all take the family down to Harry's Hole. Yeah, ride that train through Harry's Hole. All right, my sweet little daughter, let me lower your feet into Harry's hole. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Waste deep. Hmm. Head first. How long does it take to build a dumb, easy split three months, pippin it out. It's easy. It's not popping. He didn't say three months. Yes. Poppy cock and poop or that's that's Bobby. Cock is other poppycock disease. You'll make an underground military base for under another

two weeks. He loves saying poppy, cock and poop. Easy to do order an Amazon prime. Well, the idea with Raven rock located close to the white house in Waynesboro, Pennsylvania is that the government could still operate should Washington come under attack nuclear or otherwise According to Garrett graph and God yes the author of a very respectable and factual book called Raven Rock the story of the US Government's secret plan to save itself actually here this book is fucking incredible Yeah, it feels like we should do an episode on this like that's interesting Yeah, I listen I've actually had this book like on my shelf for a while now wanting to read it. Cause I hear it's just fucking, I

hear this book is absolutely insane. But Raven rock is a massive freestanding city with three story buildings built inside of a mountain. It has a medical facility, a fire station, a police department and a dining hall that serves four meals a day. I am angry because the Chinese food is not nearly as authentico as I thought it would be. I had a wonton the other day and I almost threw up. I can't believe what kind of institutions going on in there. Luckily his hands of chopsticks. Yeah, his too.

That was my eating fingers. See Raven Rock was created at the dawn of the Cold War in the late forties, where not only the government, but a select number of civilians could escape should the Soviets launch a nuclear attack. I'd love to see that list because you know, it's like not you. Like who goes down there in the pit? Yeah. Dean Martin, not Jerry Lewis. Get him out of there, dude You know when I was going through today, I thought you're gonna say that Bob Newhart died, which I'm very sad about We're all very sad. I almost I couldn't even continue. Oh, I can barely speak Bob Newhart could barely speak as well

I was looking this up. So Dennis Quaid for some reason is playing Reagan in a new like right-wing Quaid for some reason is playing Reagan in a new like right wing, like Reagan's an amazing movie. Like ideas that like Reagan's is guess who's playing Frank Sinatra. How old is he? Is it what's an older man? Older Frank? No. Yeah. Yeah. Harvey Keitel. Scott staff. Oh my god, that got to well on the stream. I feel like what is he going to do? How would he physically be able to sing like Frank Sinatra? Yeah, we had a stranger in the night. He does sing like 78 year old Frank Sinatra.

But yeah, that was when he was going like, blue eyes looking at me, nothing but blue eyes. Do I see? Well, at the time of Raven Rock's construction, the Soviets didn't have a particularly large nuclear arsenal and it was estimated that the government would have at least an eight hour warning before the bombs were dropped But when the Soviet bombs became Soviet missiles the eight hour window shrunk to 15 minutes and the plan to save the locals and the Government became a plan to save a small number of policymakers

I'm just gonna make a little desk over in Raven Rock just in case I'm just gonna kind of maybe we'll go check it out. You know like oh, I got my favorite snacks in there Now when the Soviet Union collapsed in the 90s Raven Rock powered down just a bit, but after 9-eleven Raven Rock expanded again and today it can hold anywhere between six and ten Thousand people and the complex is staffed every hour of every day skeleton crew But still it's ready for a fucking avalanche And there's great and if there's nothing I know better about our government I know that each one of those 10,000 spots are saved for some of the most vulnerable members of our society

the congressmen And it's the most and they deserve it. They just deserve it They deserve for as much as they sacrifice for. They just deserve it. They deserve everything. For as much as they sacrifice for us. They sacrifice so much. Every day I pray for Nancy Pelosi. I hope she gets a free ice cream from somebody. They gotta do, but they can't really save everyone from the government because they're

so old and useless. They gotta like procreate and make new babies and stuff. Eddie, unfortunately, those are the only ones that are getting saved. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you know, the Democrats are always thinking ahead, right? Oh yeah. They always got a plan. They're always thinking like, no, no, no, we don't need all these. Let's think about the young generation. You know, that's the Democrats are always thinking. Yeah. Like young guys, Nancy Pelosi, Chuckie Schumer, Joe Biden, loving these guys. Yeah. The you cool. Yeah. Rapping all day. Well, the other deep underground military base that's far more well known is the Cheyenne

Mountain Complex, which was built in Wyoming during the 1960s to serve as the headquarters for the North American Aerospace Defense Command, aka NORAD. Now, NORAD headquarters were created as a joint American-Canadian project to track Soviet bombers and missiles, and is therefore designed to withstand a nuclear attack. But as opposed to Raven Rock, NORAD headquarters only have dorm-style facilities, although according to the Washington Post, it does have a subway franchise. Oh great. Jared Safe. They couldn't get a Jersey Mike's.

Nobody. No, that's two states. Well, yeah. And it's, you know, fresh meat. You can't get fresh meat down in NORAD every day. It's not freshly sliced. It's not Jersey Mike's. That's right.

I see that fucking billboard on the way to work every day. Can't eat the Vito. Now Phil Schneider claimed that all of the funding for building these deep underground military bases, which again number 131 in the United States alone they come from black budgets which are funded by CIA drug operations Now the last part is true the CIA have funded some of their operations with drug money many many operations with drug money It's still in drug money or they're selling drugs and using that money selling drugs and using that money Yeah, and stolen money and human trafficking money. I feel like they can have that. They definitely

do. But no, it has been proved. The CIA has been involved in drug, the sales of drugs in order to fund their own projects. That's true. Yeah. That's something. Oh yeah. Very much so. Yeah. But if Phil is right about where the money is going then the CIA must be selling a hell of a lot of cocaine Yeah, because deep underground military bases cost anywhere between 17 and 19 billion dollars putting the cost of America's domes at nearly two point five Trillion, but you see also according to Phil is that because of alien technology, these things are getting cheaper and faster to build, which is why we can pump them out three a year. And it's actually only cost on a quarter of that a lot of times because

you got alien concrete, get alien Mazers, you got alien workforce, which is super cheap because they don't know what money is. And they only use Bitcoin. Yeah, they use Bitcoin. Yeah. What's incredible is that you're like saying all this stuff like Phil Schneider's like still saying it today He said all this stuff 30 years ago It's still being said right now But Schneider was well aware of this math and he said that Dums are so important to the government that 28% of our GDP is spent on building and maintaining them. Schneider claims to know all of this because he supposedly had the highest security clearance

possible, RyoLite 38, which is 38 levels above top secret. Yep, that's absolutely true. It's right next to Xylitol 69. The other most super secret ways to get out of a building. You can't even believe it. These are people taking upside-out stairs That's crazy believe you know they have walk of haters walk of haters are real go sideways various places ah but he says he was the Possibly the only man that has been given this clearance. Well, it actually does increase with each lecture Yeah, so first started with it's the only man then it's one of five and then it gets it doesn't get more specific

Because then he said it was like the conflagration of several Navy SEALs Several senators out of some others true crack eyes crack eyes little rock surfaces Now is this a real thing level 38? Past top secret is that I am looking it up right now. I am Oh, right Oh, right 38 is actually it is he does a good job of Using terms he looks him up. Well, Ryalite is a rock but that does

Happen a rock not Iraq a rock. Ryalite it's an igneous rock okay yeah from magma it very well it these are all initials oh this is confusing buddy yeah I know I'm sorry super confusing I try to look you know what happened I actually just flashback because I was stoned three days ago looking this up and just the level of, just what comes out of it, these like layers and graphs and these things. No, I don't know. Okay, great.

Yeah, it's a lot of answers on Quora, but not much other than that. It doesn't really matter because he's purposely working under the wrong social security number so he can hide Mm-hmm. Oh, I thought he was forced to work under the wrong Social Security number You thought first mistake Now out of the hundred and thirty one domes that Schneider says were constructed in America since World War two Phil claimed to have been involved in the construction of 13, and since he had such high clearance on black budget projects for 17 years, he was

privy to some incredible earth-shattering secrets. For example, Phil said he attended a UN meeting where he learned that 5-foot tall grey aliens were actually the heads of the UN and dictated the new world order policies and all the leaders of the world and NATO are controlled by the greys. I just feel like it's a lot for one meeting. Yes. It's a lot because even what we get to cover in one of our meetings, so small. Very small.

You don't get to a lot of stuff. No, but he learned all of this in one meeting and when he told his geologist department about what he discovered, they all supposedly quit in protest. Well, I'm going to go study rocks in Mexico. Do you think they might have quit because he seemed insane? No. That was my thought. Well, also you're working in a school. He is a geologist and he's coming in and he's saying he just came back from this un meeting and they're like How mm-hmm? You know, how'd you get there? Mm-hmm? Why were you there? You talk about rocks? Yeah, and he's just been like you won't even believe outboard rocks are to the nation

Oh, what's happening? I'm a little out of control. I should be like, all right stalactites That's all I gotta say Ellie, you know my friend Ellie's a geologist. Oh, yeah, stalactites? That's all I gotta say. Ellie, you know, my friend Ellie's a geologist. Oh yeah, that's right. She's gonna hate this. Phil also said that Ronald Reagan's Star Wars program was a literal space defense plan to fend off alien invasions, jointly developed with Soviet premier Mikhail Gorbachev. Now I don't know how that's

possible if all the world's leaders are controlled by Greys, but that's what Phil said nonetheless. But what Phil definitely knew was that the new world order and the alien agenda are one in the same. And according to him, their plan is to eliminate seven eighths of the world's population by 2029. So according to him, most of us only have five or so years left. Hey, we'll find out. But this is it's interesting because the concept of a new world order, I've always found like he has a Christian stripe in his ideology. Most of these guys do. They always do. So this idea of a new world order destroying boundaries of countries. I don't really understand how it necessarily helps the alien. The way he ramps it up is that he talks about these treaties that we have signed with various alien races and that we have the

DeGate treaty which is still our favorite. Yeah. The one where Eisenhower had the emergency, he faked an emergency dental problem in Florida, he went to a meeting with an alien, they signed an agreement that for a certain number of humans and animals that we are going to volunteer to the aliens, that they then will give us a certain amount of technology. And he's saying that we sign a deal with the devil, and this is kind of where this begins,

is that that's where all of these mass disappearances are happening. Yeah, we're giving them to aliens. Well, because the aliens ended up going back. They took too many. We said you can have 20 and they took 30. And you go out, you can go out there. You can say in the contract, you say, well, an alien is as, as thick as the paper inside on. So who represented the aliens and read the contract? A man named Valiant Thor. Well, Val Valiant Thor, the guy who worked with he was one of the human interests from with alien origins.

He is from the planet Venus. He's purple. He lives the age of four hundred ninety. He can't he can't be in our atmosphere because he's got a disease on his skin that'll kill all of us. He's a lawyer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's a lawyer. Yep. No, he works for the government. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, big on contract law, good to pepper dine. That's his thing, man.

It's all contract law in space. That's what actually, that's a big thing people don't understand, is how important lawyers are to the galaxy. As far as who's aware of all this, Phil Schneider said that everyone in the military above the basic grunt enlistment level Has knowledge of the alien agenda which if true means all you fuckers listening right now I've been keeping the truth from us for well over a decade now not about ten of you though I've gotten several emails about the truth over the years about what's really going on. That's nice. Yeah, and I read them And I've even let it pepper in every once in a while.

What I've learned over the years. I'm glad we can help spread lies. Say, oh, no. No. No. See, it's all about stories, Eddie. Telling stories. But even though aliens supposedly control everything,

Schneider said that they can't understand human speech because we talk too slowly. Just like how we can't understand whales because they talk too slowly for us to understand. Fucking idiot whales. Dude, just slow ass speech. You can't say shit, you fucking stupid whale. Eddie, Eddie, have you ever heard a whale sped up? It says fucking nasty shit I'm licking your mama's pussy My tongue's the size of an elephant and so is your mama Man a lot of DMX's wraps were ghost written by whales Yeah, the jo whales could bark. You know that? That's what?

But no matter the method of communication, aliens had their own underground underwater bases on Earth for at least half a million years, but it's only recently that we've been able to fight back. For example, the nuclear tests at bikini atoll between 1946 and 1958 were as far as I can tell sustained assaults against an underwater alien base Assaults that were carried out with the blessing of the Japanese because they've been losing people to street-level alien abductions for years Yeah, dude, we should never have allowed aliens to rent vans. Street level talk. And so America was forced to build their own deep

underground military base. Forced. Both to defend themselves against the alien threat. What else are we gonna do? And to also work with the aliens but also to work against them. With them them while also working with them. Well, there's multiple types of aliens. Eddie's getting it. There's 11 races of alien. This is true. We got you're true friendly. There are four of their antagonists. We got several that have left to go handle matters on their own planet. It's nice. But you know, the Subaru Subaru star system, serious star system. No, it's it's poli eighties. Yeah, I know. It's fun. Oh, I know that. It's fun. Yeah

It's where all lesbian DNA came from Now most of these bases are supposed to have been built underneath established military bases like area 51 or Los Alamos Oh, I will say there's a little bit of a the idea of alien bases Los Alamos. Oh, I will say there's a little bit of a the idea of alien bases It's a little bit off the mark Marcus because it's not that they have built or constructed bases Is that they just use our natural caverns to live in? Yeah, and they are there already So when you go down there when they say I just feel like it's now I said nothing to the contrary I just feel that when you say the term alien bases, the audience might think that the aliens themselves are doing construction.

No, these are the aliens' home. This is their vacation homes on the planet Earth that we are gentrifying using our military apparatuses. This is like what happened in New Hampshire with the lakes. This is like what happened in Minnesota with the lakes. They got lots of lakes in Minnesota. But a lot of them can co-opt it. The state birds the mosquito.

But that's a funny, that's funny, but it's also a problem. It's a problem. It's a growing problem. But that's what we're doing here is we're moving in on these precious lands and using them for bombs. So they're living in our tubes? Yep. They're living in our tubes and we're blowing them out the tubes.

And we went there to go and we weren't testing bombs. We were just blowing shit up on islands. Well, as far as the bases that we built, Area 51, for example, has nine underground bases underneath the 140 square miles that encompass Area 51's restricted areas. Other bases, however, are built in plain sight, like the DUM that's supposedly underneath the conspiracy-laden airport in Denver, Colorado. Phil Schneider was also a big OG Denver International Airport conspiracy theory guy.

He was, yeah. All this is possible, Phil says, because military technology has advanced approximately 44.5 years for each single year of civilian technological advancement, which is why the military was able to make a ship disappear in 1943. So it's like in 1996, military technology was 1200 years ahead of what we had at our disposal. Like we had 14 4K modems and fucking VCR TV Combos whoa and they're with the government have fucking like Baldur's Gate Baldur's they have Baldur's Gate 12

No, they had elder scroll six fucker We gotta go to the government dead balls. Get 12 and I'll bet these last two fingers on it. You won't be able to play boulders. I used to have a hand and Liberty hand perhaps this high. You know, I don't think we've told the audience that Phil Schneider was missing fingers. Oh, I thought that was well known. No.

Well, I wanted to get into... You've been showing, doing a visual joke of two fingers. It's because we haven't gotten to his service in the military yet. That is true. Was he a waiter? Do they have restaurants in the Army? They did at Romstein. But do they have waiters?

I'm sure they have waiters. I think that, well, I think it's more they got the sloppers, you know? Yeah, they got the guys who flop the shit on the, I mean, it's all cafeterias, I think. Yeah. And I think it's a civilians come on the base, like work at the, like the PX, like the generals have a waiter. Yeah. I imagine the generals have an attache.

Oh, what is that? A waiter. Oh, but perhaps this highly advanced technology is why these deep underground military bases, much like nuclear power plants and nuclear missile silos, are often associated with UFO sightings. And here's where we get to Phil Snyder's involvement in the alien-run Dulce facility. This is really the heart, obviously the heart of his story and why, and why he would go on his talk Dulce facility. Now stories of UFO activity around Dulce, New Mexico are by no means exclusive to the

lectures of Phil Schneider, nor do all the stories involve a massive underground base full of aliens. Rather, Dulce is just one of those UFO hotspots that seem to dot the landscape of the American Southwest. Many roads, however, do lead to Dulce Base. It's because our deserts are our most powerful spiritual center. For example, back in the late 70s, a state trooper named Gabe Valdez spotted a UFO in the sky and soon after found a mutilated cow.

Near the cow he found abandoned gas masks, which to Officer Valdez was a sign of government involvement. Most bizarrely though, when the trooper examined the mutilated cow carcass further, he found a dead fetus inside that was not a cow, but a human-monkey-frog hybrid. Oh, it's well done cooking. Yeah, this is gonna need about another 20 minutes, 325. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is all there, this is about a rare.

After that, Valdez became the go-to cattle mutilation guy in the Southwest. Not too long after finding the human monkey frog, officer Valdez attended a public meeting about cattle mutilations held by US Senator Harrison Schmidt, formerly of NASA and currently the last living person to have walked on the moon. Now not to go. Well, I mean the Chinese were just there last month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a dry buy.

But did they land? Yeah, they landed on the dark side. They planted some shit like we own the dark side of the moon They went back to China. They walked around on it. I believe so Yeah, China's all up on the moon, it's probably not good, but it's fine But my question is if a monkey now, it was an uncrewed spacecraft uncrewed. That was uncrewed. Yeah Stop lying to me. China. But the, but if a monkey human frog comes out of a cow, is it beef? Oh yeah. Oh, if I'm eating that's eating. Oh yeah. If I'm eating it, it's beef. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'd say to eat it. I mean, to be tactical. It was a human monkey frog, human monkey frog, not a monkey human

frog. Something else. So it was mostly human. Human half monkey frog. Cause the other way it's a monkey alligator. Now you're learning. Wait till we do the Montauk project, man. You're going to be so angry because that is just straight up DJ Skrillex with animals. Well, at this talk by US Senator Harrison Schmidt, because that's the thing then that cattle mutilation in the seventies was taken fucking seriously. Dude, it's I will all of the capital P phenomena It's still taken very seriously because it's it's big money and very expensive and it's still largely extremely mysterious

Yeah, well at this talk Valdez was introduced to a fascinating man named Paul Benowitz So I hope we can one day cover on his own episode. Oh, we I have a book on him We are I know I kind of know what to do with him Paul Benowitz is I hope we can one day cover on his own episode. Oh we I have a book on him we I know I kind of know what to do with him. Paul Benowitz is a is it actually an extremely important person in UFO lore. Yeah but through Benowitz Valdez was introduced to a woman named Myrna Hansen who'd also seen UFOs in the area. That's when they brought in psychologist and fellow cattle mutilation enthusiasts, Leo Sprinkle. Hello everyone!

It's me, the sweetest ufologist who's ever lived. Hope you like rum raisin. Sorry, it's just my clone. Meet me at the Dairy Queen. Reporting, Dairy Queen reporting. Suck your dick first. This guy's crazy. Oh, we got reporting Dairy Queen reporting This guy's crazy I suck my dick the other day for fucking strawberry If I remember I think his name was Reginald Leo sprinkle. I just recently was watching to see you guys know We'll cover this a little bit on side stories missing 411 just finally did a UFO episode

We should even tap dancing around for fucking ever since it started coming out. So since he started developing it David Polides but sprinkle comes on. Yeah. And I'm so sad because Natalie first of all she's like who the fuck is Leo sprinkle. And I was like baby you did it. Yeah. It's you followed you in a nut, dude. But I was so angry. He

didn't have like a mint green top hat and a handlebar mustache. That is what you should do. At least suspenders. Oh yeah. I think he's just afraid that if he dresses like that, he won't be able to go near an elementary school. Well, sprinkle was flown out to new Mexico to hypnotize Myrna Hansen, and she reported recollections of being abducted and taken to an underground base nearby where she saw body parts floating in vats. Now that happened. As far as her recollecting it, as far as her being hypnotized by Leo Sprinkle, she did

say that. As far as we know, this in 1980 was the first time that anyone mentioned Dulce base and possible alien encounters therein this is 13 years before Phil Schneider started talking about it And there was also a book when we did our series in the Dulce base a long time ago One of the things that we used as a source was a book called the Dulce Wars Underground alien bases in the battle for planet Earth I know you took it from biblioteca Pleiades essentially biblioteca Pleiades had stolen the entire

Story from this book. They distilled it down. Yes, which is written by Branton Branton Branton and the forward was by commander X So this came out then this was it but no one knows who Branton is and I actually kind of believe that Branton and the forward was by commander X So this came out then this was it but no one knows who Branton is and I actually kind of believe that Branton is Probably the fake name of the CIA officer that put together a lot of this story Well, that's the things that they said that the name of the guy was Thomas Castillo I think yes Tom was one Thomas Costello was one of the guys Yeah

And it has been proven from declassified CI documents that Paul Benowitz was the victim of a very real Disinformation campaign in which he was fed false information about aliens that eventually drove him to a fucking mental asylum This is the and I mean this is me very serious about There is something to be learned about Paul Benowitz's involvement in UFO circles and the attachment to this story. I do believe that the Dulce Bay story is an allegorical, like there's meaning here about what's actually going on and but Paul Benowitz is proof that a lot of these people within these UFO communities are manipulated by intelligence services or are members of

various intelligence services. Now that is interesting. So in one way, that's why everybody says, oh, all of these stories are fake. Oh, they're an op, blah, blah, blah. Aliens are just some kind of smoke screen for something else, which I guess makes sense. But I actually think that there's, they've already, they already do that using the media, using various other ways. I always kind of ask myself the one question. It's like, okay, if you have those are bullshit and aliens aren't real and any sort of understanding we have of them are mistaken and wrong, then normally you could just kind of let Phil Schneider's Phil Schneider themselves. Like you can essentially have them come out and ruin stuff or maybe

fuck stuff up as it is because they're maybe sort of unreliable as a person to talk about it And they're already They're already flooding the zone with nonsense But if not if the UFO community is constantly being kind of used by the CIA program or the CIA is is embedded on these places What is it that's so important about this story that you're putting all of these resources into fucking with these fat nerds. Yeah. Like what's the point of fucking with all of these nerds if it's all BS to begin with? Like so I don't know.

That's where it falls. Yeah. Question. No answers. But back in 1979, Paul Benowitz claimed that he had intercepted electronic signals in Dulce, which he believed were emanating from deep underground. And the 1980 sessions with Myrna Hansen and Leo Sprinkle seemed to confirm his suspicions that something

was going on at Dulce. It is and there's something was going on at Dulce. And that's the thing is that there was something going on there. He did pick up some and but there is the possibility that these people were sent to these people to muddy the waters with Paul Benowitz. And then now it's 2024 and we're still talking about underground alien battles. Well, Dumbs are still a big, there are a lot of weird shit happens underground. Now allegedly Dulce is one of the two bases created as a collaboration between the US government and alien nations where technology can be exchanged. Additionally, it is a bio genetic laboratory where alien human hybrids are created

and experimented upon in one of Dulce bases, seven underground levels, two words, Taylor Swift. Yeah. How's that work in plant plant made? She does German DNA splice with stupid elf bullshit. She is a tall white. She is the area. But these levels are security, human housing, laboratories, mind control experiments, alien housing because they can't be together. Genetic experiments, cry control experiments, alien housing, genetic experiments, cryogenic storage, and the mysterious Nightmare Hall, which may or may not be the birthplace of the human monkey frog. I wish you'd stop calling me a nightmare and stop calling me a human monkey frog American. I hope you will do all you can for office as the same group human monkey frog fans so that everybody knows we're people too. Halfway.

That impression was riveting. But before the collaborative Dulce base was allegedly constructed, the underground caverns below Dulce were already the site of a base that had been used by reptilian-humanoid hybrids and alien greys for 500 years. And this is where Phil Schneider says that he enters the story. In August of 1979, Phil Schneider, working for the Morrison-Knutzen Construction Company, was a part of a team that was digging four large holes in the desert in the course of constructing a deep underground military base.

It is kind of interesting how they are made. Because they do drill like holes and then they burrow out from the holes. How else would you do it? Come out of an angle and drink the milkshake. Yeah, I the milkshake. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not an engineer. But in one of those holes the equipment kept breaking, so Phil Snyder was sent down into the shaft to diagnose the issue. Oh see now I do find it interesting because he's like in a spacesuit right essentially. Why is he going underground in the spacesuit because the fumes so that's also

What's really interesting about going underground? If you go to certain places underground like I was reading what that's like one of the super dangerous things about like cave diving and in Unknown cave systems because you could go into a little area that you think is filled with air but it's like filled with a gas that will kill you. Oh like the canary in the coal mine. Yeah. I gotcha. Fly from your grave.

Now Schneider was unaware that they were building a seven-story two and a half mile deep structure on top of a pre-existing alien base full of alien hostiles. That's partly why Phil Schneider was so pissed off all the time. You gotta give us a hands up. But it does seem like he knew there was some sort of danger. Is either that or he just had a fucking Walter PPK pistol on him at all times. He's like, I used to say I was there on the sciences aspect. So now my job was more about educational and technical support, but I had my trusty

Walter PPK puzzle because when you're wearing an underground space suit, you can't be lugging around the big pieces of metal the other boys like to bring around. He said it wasn't loaded though. Yeah. That's it. And which makes it even more bizarre. He was loaded. Well, no, it wasn't loaded. He had the ammunition, but the, he also had the gun, the gun and he had to load it. And that's why he, it was such a problem for him.

Hey man. Hey, you just never know when you do a bad job at work. It's a good way to get out. Boss wants to see you. No, if there me now. If there were aliens down there, that means that someone in the government knew that there were aliens in there and that they were drilling down there. It was like, let's see what happens. Well, there's some, like I will kind of there. You want me to try to tell you how vaguely make sense was that they, we are in cooperation with alien grace and we do work with them. And this are in cooperation with Alien Greys and we do work with them. And this was in cooperation with the Alien Greys.

But according to them, this began with a conflict downstairs. So at first it was all okay. And then something happened that had a, there was a conflict between, there were green berets and a black berets, which I've never heard of. They existed. Yeah. But you said that they were there in camp this line already where they've been having some problems with the aliens that are downstairs.

Essentially what happened, it was like, we talked about this when we were in Denver recently and how we were downtown. And when you see that one, like when you're in an old, when you, when you're in a downtown area and it's all like skyscrapers and stuff, but then you happen to see like one place that's like an old, old house that whoever is decided, whoever lives there somehow still is still alive and will not sell. They don't care what anybody will do. Some of my favorite people in the world. I love it.

Very, very stubborn people. Those were the world. I love the very very stubborn people. Those were the aliens They were not wanting to leave Because they couldn't go back home because of all the rape charges It's too hot at home I can't go back, I can't go, my ex-girlfriend is there I won't be able to work at that tattoo parlor anymore." But it was indeed lucky that Phil was armed, because just as he got to the bottom of the

tunnel, he saw two seven foot tall grey aliens whom Phil described as smelling worse than the worst garbage you can imagine. Phil opened fire and killed both of them, but just before- It could have been nice! It could have been nice! But Ed, they smelled bad. Well he said like, well that's also, it's kind of interesting, because if he did, so according to him-

He could have started the alien war! Literally. Yes. If he came out of the shaft, he said what he saw was so horrific and so terrifying that he instinctually reached for his gun and shot it. It instinctually loaded his gun and shot it. Oh, golly, golly, golly. While he's wearing a space suit.

Yes, he said that's why it was very difficult. To load the gun instinctually. Ed, put your finger in the trigger if you've got a space suit. Yes, he said it was very difficult. That's why it was very difficult. To load the gun instinctually. Ed shoot, put your finger in the trigger if you've got a space glove on. That's what he said, it was very difficult. Phil killed both of them, but just before one of the grays died, he waved a hand in front of his chest, and a blue beam shot out and struck Phil. As Phil put it, the beam literally opened him up like a fish. Can you say it right? Open him up like a fish. And burned off his toenails as if he was struck by lightning.

It also blew off three fingers on his left hand. And indeed, Phil did have just seven fingers which he was all too happy to show off during his mini-lectures. According to Phil's story, he thought he was a goner, but a green beret who'd come down the shaft just after him shoved Phil into the construction elevator and saved Phil's life just before the first battle of Dulce began. Yeah dude, that guy sacrificed his life for Phil and then he got blasted into pieces. How many aliens were down there? Well, the ensuing melee killed 66 secret service agents, green berets and black berets. And Phil claimed to be one of only three people who survived As far as Phil knew the other two spent the rest of their lives in custody

Somewhere in Canada. Well one of them died. That is true. One of them died. Then one of them was Paul Benowitz The what about the other 66 we would have heard something about this in all of time, but they're all now they're all dead Granada. Yup. They died in Granada. E. coli. E. coli went through the camp. Now, Libya.

Bats. They would get their fucking bodies back and they would be giant raiders. Dude. They'd be charred. The waters of Camp Lejeune. That's what this is all about, dog. That's what Lejeune is all about. You may be entitled to compensation. But concerning the blue beam, Phil said that his lung was blasted out of his chest and he was in isolation for the next 400 days. And just like Phil had only seven

fingers, many people confirmed that he did have a massive scar across his chest. Now this is where it also gets a little muddy. So some of the FOIA stuff. Muddy is a kind way to put it. So the FOIA stuff that came out revealed that he might have received a schizophrenia diagnosis at some point where he was also doing some form of self harm which I guess can be put with a lot of good spring. He made the scar on his chest.

The guy that ratted him out to the FBI said that he cut his own fingers off for attention, which is like, that's a lot, right? I don't think it's real. It's very fancy as an assurance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think. I actually think that there's a more prosaic kind of explanation that it's also mixed with all this,

which is, now that we know for a fact, I think it all makes a lot of sense that he was irradiated by an extreme, uh, he was exposed to radioactive material for a month plus. He's probably holding it a bunch. Oh, it was all over my radiator rock. And he brought them on tour with him. Uh, and, uh, he, I believe every lecture that he had, he'd like bring out like a radiated rock. He probably held it with these three fingers. Yeah, he did.

Yeah, he was, he'd always be like, I'll sayonara's really hanging with the, I got it with the lobster. Now, in his speeches, did he show the scar on his chest? He did. He would show the scar on his chest. He would show his hand. And then, but I think literally he was melting.

We think that he was slowly dying. He was riddled with cancer. He had MS. He was covered in scars. They said that he might have. It's that is the thing where the fingers are just like they they're cut off. Well, he was missing a lung. Oh, yes. He was. You can live with one lung. Well, actually, they, they're cut off. Well, he was missing a lung. Oh yes.

He was meant, you can live with one lung. Well, actually, no, that's the thing. I'll get to that later as far as like whether or not he was actually missing a lung. Yeah. He said he was not really sure about that. He just, now that I think about it, he just said that he was missing a lung. But no, he was the melting man. Yeah.

But it's also, yeah, it's also very possible that he just had schizophrenia. It is possible. Who knows? Yeah, because when Phil's ex-wife Cynthia first met him, she said that he had a horrible memory because of the medications he'd been prescribed after suffering several accidents during his work as a contractor. Now, one question I want to ask you, the FOIA request that when the roommate talked about Phil cutting off his own fingers, do you know what year that report's from?

76. 76. Okay, so that's like... Three years before the Dulce story. Long before anything else. Yes. Long before any of this shit. Yes, he said that a lot of his self-harm happened during his college years.

Yeah. And there was like, what you'd call but these are like his missing years. Yeah for the Dulce Incident but after Phil got married he stopped taking his meds. Yeah, man, cuz he's better dude Yeah, yeah now that you're married, you know, you have to worry about being nice all the time And that's when Phil suddenly began to It's not true. It's not true at all. It's not true. And that's when Phil suddenly began to remember what happened to him at Dulce, along with all the other, let's say, creative details about his past. Well, the creative details about his past were also readily available. They were starting to get passed around in various conspiracy theory groups.

I'm talking more about like, yeah the creative details like like attending NATO meetings. Oh he started that you could see those details get added in each speech. Yeah. The speech says the same for the most part because he really only toured in 1995 and in that speech like there's several versions of it and they become more specific and embellished each time he does it. I will say that I watched some of his speeches and he didn't seem crazy. Well that's why he is... Because a lot of times these people you look at them like the guy we saw at the contact in the desert. You're like, oh, crazy.

Well it's because of the hat. Yeah, well yeah, the hat was horrible. This is, I think I would even generously call him odd. I would say he was a bit of an oddball. Like I got the impression from him. I think sometimes when someone delivers something with a lot of intensity and a lot of confidence, then that can mask a lot of their symptoms. And Phil Schneider was he was a very confident man. Yeah with his with his delivery

But I also think he was a very sick man. Yeah, in many ways I think he might have been a very sick Do you think that's where his like high level of intelligence helped him out basically and confidence I think that he was very smart and I think he was all a little bit and then he was also mentally ill Yeah Now being married to Phil was predictably difficult as there aren't a lot of hardcore Conspiracy theorists out there who were able to maintain a healthy marriage. Sex is too good. Drives women insane. Natalie's barely hanging on. Why do you think I didn't get into NASA? They've been bugging my home hearing how good I am at it.

Well as such Phil and Cynthia were only married for three years from 1987 till 1990 but even then Phil still only talked to his ex-wife and a few select friends about his experiences and didn't say anything publicly for another three years. Well she she fought him for him to the very end and she wrote a several rebuttal letters saying that he definitely was all it was all real. Phil however said everything changed when his friend Ron Rummel was found dead from a seemingly self-inflicted gunshot wound in an Oregon park. This is honestly where things did change for him.

Yeah, 1993. Yes, this was a real buddy of his that ran a thing called the Alien Digest. A series of newsletters called the Alien Digest. He was the publisher and writer was it doing well It was getting around yeah It contained accounts of aliens in the government and rumble was about to assemble all his newsletters into a book And Schneider believed that rumble was suicided by the government before he could publish now part of the reason why? They believe that he before he could publish. Now part of the reason why they believe that he died by suicide

Rommel Rommel and why then this would go on with Fell to carry this on is where the story increases past the Dulce base. When it starts going into the real hard-edged conspiracy theories that we see even now. That now and that, so once he started getting past the Dulce story he started talking about the idea that these underground tunnels were going to eventually be used for when the United States would

slide into martial law. Once the New World Order came about, once the alien leaders revealed themselves, there would be martial law declared against the United States. Prisoners, then we put en masse underground. We shuttled back and forth with these giant trains. One thing where that started leading according to Rommel was that children were being zipped back and

forth and these giant trains tell me when it starts to sound familiar by FEMA and these various what they call these slave trains these things with shackles and he and so eventually this evidence that Rommel would become obsessed with they would he would pass on to Phil Schneider Phil Schneider would take this evidence and this would start to connect Phil Schneider to the same terrorist group that helped Timothy McVeigh plan the Oklahoma City bombing He just started to touch into that world and if you do listen to a lot of what his stuff It's a lot of calls for violence. Yeah, Phil does call for violence quite often. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Schneider also claimed that 11

of his 22 best friends at all supposedly died by suicide. 22 best friends, 11 of his 22 best friends, 66 people. It's weird that it's always like the two numbers next to each other. Do you remember the guy used to come on the train? I, hello everyone, I am not a person begging for money. All I need is $13 and 47 cents to get a ticket to Bergen, New Jersey. Like, like it's that. Yeah. Well, I also looked up some statistics on, you know, some suicide statistics when it come to a schizophrenics and schizophrenics are ten times more likely to die by suicide

than people without paranoid schizophrenia And it seems like a lot of conspiracy theorists and a lot of people like fell Schneider Do have some symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia Which is why you know because they say like conspiracy theorists like they die by suicide all the time like it's the government That's getting to them. I think it's more the case that a lot of hardcore conspiracy theorists are like, they die by suicide all the time. Like, it's the government that's getting to them. I think it's more the case that a lot of hardcore conspiracy theorists show symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia and are isolated and are therefore at a much higher risk of dying by suicide than the regular population. It's not that the government's doing it. It's just, that's just how it fucking is.

And it's kind of nice. That's where Q is kind of nice. Cause then you get all friends. See, that's the problem is that once they become at once conspiracy theories become extroverts, they show up at the white house. Yeah. Which we don't need. No, no, stay down there.

Stay down there and you stay down there. Would you say the clinical term would be loose in the goose? That's what January six was. Loosen the goose. We are getting loose in the goose. That's what January six was loose in the goose. We are getting loose in the goose up in the boat. Ladies and gentlemen, God damn it. I don't care. I don't care. Just vote for whatever. I will literally vote for a tub of ravioli. Doesn't matter as long as it's blue fucking vote. And so after Rommel's death, Schneider cut up his security clearance card in disgust and decided to go public about Doms and the alien agenda with a lecture tour. But according to Phil's friend, Al Beelick, I guess he had left-handed scissors.

This is the ultimate conspiracy. They will not allow me to destroy my connections to the CIA. But according to Phil's friend Al Beelick, Phil only shared 1% of his total hidden knowledge before he too was killed. To wit, before his death, Schneider claimed that he had been victim of no less than 13 assassination attempts. During one attempt in September of 1995, Phil claimed that he was shot in the shoulder by an FBI agent and only survived because he returned fire. Another time he said all the nuts from his front tires had been removed. I think actually I think he would probably wouldn't have been able to get higher in 10

miles an hour before the tires fell off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, this is, it's interesting cause he just keeps adding to how many times he got killed. And he said he's getting shot at and he's getting shot and he's in the, and according to his wife, there's evidence that he got shot on his autopsy photos, but the only autopsy photos I found are the really rough ones. They're really rough. They're really rough. They're not even autopsy photos. They're crime scene photos. Yeah, they're rough, but the, but I just, it just kind of looks like a scar. But because of all these alleged attempts, Phil Schneider told a friend that if it was ever said that he committed suicide, then it'll have been because he'd been murdered

by the government for telling the truth. Can I ask you this? This might be uncomfortable, but do you think that people like him and maybe like Ron Rommel, his buddy, do you think in any way that they die by suicide simply because of the effect that we'll have? That like a conspiracy theory's death, much like how Hunter S. Thompson took his own hands and he took it because that was his thing, right? When he wrote his suicide note, which is extremely sad, but it was really just about taking control and changing, stating your narrative. And that for him, that was like a Hunter S. Thompson thing where something like this is like, if a conspiracy theorist really wants to make a splash, they could essentially, if they don't maybe fully understand

that you don't get to experience the splash after you're dead because you're so hyped up on it that I wonder whether or not it seems almost attractive because it actually gives you a conspiracy theorist end. I don't know. I mean, it's because look at how sad Alex Jones is slowly dying on the vine. Yeah. Well, Bill Cooper really did it right. Bill Cooper got into a gun battle with a cop and died like a dog in his front yard. Like a real piece of shit. into a gun battle with a cop and died like a dog in his front yard. Like a real piece of shit. We all know how much cops love killing dogs. But I think like if you're, you know, you dedicate your life to this, you're schizophrenic

and all of a sudden you find out finally that there is no evidence to support my insanity and then I'm gonna create the evidence. Oh sure. The only way I know how to. I agree I think it could be very attractive. It's possible I mean it's impossible it's also I mean it's but it is at the same time impossible to speculate on someone's motives. Of course. For you know dying by suicide. Oh of course. You have no why unless they leave it. Nope you have no idea why these people do this. Marcus we We're just having fun. We're just having fun speculating on suicide motives. Well, as it worked out, Phil Schneider was

indeed found dead in his Oregon apartment in January of 1996, kneeling face first in the seat of his wheelchair. According to Schneider's friend, Mark Ruffiner, Phil was assassinated because the two of them were about to talk about the possibility of maybe writing a book together about the new world order and the alien agenda. And Penguin was clamoring random house. Couldn't wait to get their hands on it. Time magazine was there.

Phil's ex-wife, Cynthia also believes Phil was murdered. She's she's sad. Yeah, she makes me sad. Likewise, a server at Phil's favorite restaurant, a truck stop diner in Aurora, Oregon, said that Phil was constantly talking about people trying to kill him because of his mission to reveal the truth. More soup! More soup! I need a black coffee and I need noodle soup because the government, they're gonna get me any... Do you have, I don't have this money.

Think about it. I'm a veteran of the Dulce Wars. Peace, brother. Think about this. Furthermore, some of Phil's friends said that Phil was hanging out with some unknown blonde woman just before his death. After hearing this, Cynthia Schneider consulted a psychic who said that the blonde woman was actually a government agent wearing a wig and she was involved with Phil's death along with two to four other men. No one's running train on anyone. There's no sex happening here with one woman and four ufologists. I hate to tell you this Mr. Schneider, but I'm not Susan. Wait a second.

Your ass is the best vagina I've ever experienced. Additionally, will you marry me? Big bear of a man. Will you cure me of this sadness? Please tell me you're from the government. Well additionally, the crime scene and Phil's autopsy were both unusual. No wounds were found on Phil's body, but mysteriously there was blood on the floor. And that's true, I've seen the crime scene photos.

There is quite a bit of blood on the floor. It's weird. He could have coughed it up. He might have, but as far as the autopsy went, it was determined that Schneider had strangled himself to death with his own catheter hose. But the, I didn't even know he was in a wheelchair, much less he had a catheter. Yeah. He had like Ms. Like, I also saw him when I think he was missing a leg, right?

At that point. Cause I saw, I did see in the crime scene photos that a false leg was in the background. Yes. The kind you put on a stump. He had a fucked up foot yet. Cheech your own foot. And then he had his foot in the fryer. Well, yeah, that's what the aliens did is the only, and then he did have Ms. He did have multiple cancers. He did. And it's because he was irradiated for fucking six months. Yeah, he'd been exposed to a lot of radiation. I really think that that's exactly what happened. And then he was, at the end of each lecture, he'd show this super heavy could only be made by Aliens metal.

And then they're really kind of talking about that's kind of like a... It's kind of like a crime in a way where he poisoned people unbeknownst them for many years. That's how the holiday inn sign turned green. But the autopsy seemed to have been rushed for it made no mention of his plastic sternum, the metal plate in his head, his tracheotomy and the fact that he only had one lung or at least the claim that he only had one lung or at least the claim that he only had one lung.

I think at some point they're like, let's get through this because he don't look good. He'd been dead for a week when they found him. It also made no mention of Phil's bizarre genitalia. According to his ex-wife, Phil's penis had been sliced down the bottom from tip to back like a hot dog bun. This affliction was due to massive injuries and an infection that Phil had incurred while working as a construction engineer in Vietnam. I tried to fuck a staple gun. He sliced his own dick open. I don't know what happened.

But it don't happen by accident like that I don't think so. No not normally. Are you born a ziplock? Yeah, unless you're climbing over razor wire naked or cutting your dick open. Yeah, it's hard to do I think that it's it's hard to accidentally do he saw It's a weird man. Yeah strange man mystery Phil must full of mysteries as a weird man. Strange man, mystery, Phil of mysteries. Finally, those blood samples taken from the crime scene quickly went missing and no further investigation was made into Phil's death. In fact, Phil's cause of death was listed in the local obituaries as a stroke

and Phil's own brother, a police officer, told the rest of his family to just accept the coroner's report and move on. And all this might have a good reason. Basically that there's, there's some evidence to show that it was autoerotic asphyxiation. His penis was filleted. How was he fucking jerking off? He could have been poking his butthole. Eddie, you want to know? Actually, I think Eddie might have a really good point there. I mean, I don't know, buddy. I think I-

They're just saying that it didn't look pretty and that when you are choked in the manner in which he was choked, so if he was murdered, it would have made sense that the choking knot would be behind his neck, right? And he would be garrotted. There was some word that he was choked with chicken wire he was not one of the big truly embarrassing factors

is that he was he was choked by his own catheter yeah it's really really gross it's in the photos yes and the knots in front but the thing is the knots in front and the knots in the style of a noose like not, which is what they use in autoerotic asphyxiation because you just kind of tug on it and it holds its place. You tugged and it's holding. The whole point is you're supposed to dip it. He dance on the very ragers that is of the sky of the Grim Reaper so that you come big, right?

And then he might've had somebody there helping, that might have been the blonde woman they were probably talking about, could have maybe been some form of sex worker. And they may have been accidentally hit in the face, may have accidentally, you know, there might have been something, you know, Something going on. Or he died in front of her and she left.

Oh, very much so. Like what happened with Jabalushi and Chris Farley and all those other fat charming men like Phil Schneider Yeah, who died well before their time. Yeah, but that might have been where the blood came from maybe some guess the blonde woman Someone may have gotten accidentally hit in the face I do believe it could just slide out of you if you dive Asphyxiation is this really break the bones in your neck or whatever. I'm not certain. I have no idea. I've never done it

Well, that's well breaking bones in your neck. That's usually from like hang relation with your hand Strangulation with hands the thyroid bone. That's usually yeah like hand. This is more like slow The Epstein trigger. Yeah And that's the story of Phil Schneider and his alien attack now this story is And that's the story of Phil Schneider and his alien attack. Now this story is, I'm really happy we finally got into the nitty gritty of this and how slick this is, but we're about to get into some real warfare. Join us next week as we cover a near deadly Canadian alien encounter and a good old fashioned shootout down in Kentucky for Aliens Attack Part 2.

Woo! Man, love love you Phil miss you buddy Hope you're doing good out there man. I don't know wherever you at Phil I hope you're up in heaven hanging out with Ronald Reagan and and oh who's new there who just got there? Oh, yeah, Bob Newhart He gets to see Bob Newhart live! That is a Bob Newhart fit. That's old. That is old, but what an episode, Marcus. Good work.

Thank you very much. I did the best I could with all of this nonsense. Wait, I do think that it is important to see. I have an idea. Well, it's interesting because, I mean, it is kind of a look into how, you know, paranoid schizophrenia might have, you know, because Phil Schneider is one of the architects of modern conspiracy thought. He's one of the smaller ones.

Oh, yeah. He's no Bill Cooper, but he's definitely one of the guys that was floats around that he was one of those guys that gets brought up again and again. He's one of the big usually when people bring up Phil Schneider, it's not in context of the Dulce base. They bring up Phil Schneider as an example of like, this is a conspiracy theorist who was suicide. That's what they bring up. Like that's, that's how they hold him up as like a man who was suicide. He got too close to the truth. Cause he was saying really, then he was really, honestly, he was calling for violence and he was asking for

it. Yes, he was calling for violence constantly. He's one of those people that's always calling for violence. He said that we needed a violent uprising in the US government and he said that was the only thing to do it. Of course, he's only talking to a room of 70 year olds and none of them were ready to go. I, my most fringe belief I'm starting to come across now in my mind is that something like

the Dulce base is a perfect allegory for what is currently being revealed by the various new laws that they're trying to write in to protect whistleblowers that are coming forward with UFO information inside the US government. Charles Schumer, I floated this a little bit on the UFO stream this week, but there's this new language coming out in this new law that's put together by Chuckie Schumer that's all about, you know, creating these protections for whistleblowers. But there's a couple of things that are really curious. One, that the U.S. government would create protections for people that reveal that we

are working with non-human intelligences both within and outside the government. And two, that we have some form of ship on hand and we're building technology off of it. And what is interesting about it is that whether that is disinformation or not, that is a little dog whistle to what they might have heard in closed doors, this idea that we might be, this rumor, this idea that we're working with the non-human intelligence.

I went to a private talk with Lou Elizondo. He talked about how the proof that we're gonna see maybe one day is that the concept of this is that it's way different and way weirder than we have any language for that we don't know what we what it is my Idea now is that I was reading this thing about Lydia Fairchild a woman born with two sets of DNA She actually it's like a whole long story should look into it's very fascinating We found out that we don't know how often it is that human beings can be born with two whole separate lines of DNA. We actually all of our legality systems are based upon DNA testing these days so it's

it's really weird. We're in this kind of weird area with it. What if there's a there's a way that there are things walking around that look just like us and are us but are from another dimension but if you pop open the hood they're completely different. Yeah. Oh man. Oh no. If I ever, if I ever commit suicide with my own catheter, just know that I did it. I thank you.

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