Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 617: The Black Knight Satellite

Episode Date: April 25, 2025

Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Last Podcast on the Left. This week, the boys are launching into the void to discover the truth behind the Black Knight Satellite. In 1998, an image of an unknown object was captured by the ISS floating just outside of Earth's atmosphere... Was it just space junk? Or could it have been something... more?! Captain Henry T. Zebrowski cracks open the possible "cover-up" "blanketed" in mystery and takes our crew where no man has gone before, retracing the history behind the mysterious object, probing the many theories behind it's explanation, and diving deep into it's bizarre connection to author Phillip K Dick. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

In prepping for today's episode, I was rethinking about the Montauk project and how funny it was the idea that Duncan Cameron Had a focus to keep the time tunnel open, right? So anything if he sneezed yeah, if he farted in the middle of the thing, it's sort of testicles itching another Montauk boy Gone. Yeah another Montauk boy And I was just thinking about the idea of like but it's also like in New York So how do you avoid the dent then then then then then then then then then from all of our neighbors? What are you talking about? You never dealt with that? Oh with the reggaeton? Yeah, you turn No reggaeton is hey, no, no, no. Mine is the no better.

That that that nothing did it. That's because you live off of fresh pie. That's my family. It's my family lineage and you can't come back to me today because today I'm in charge. That is welcome to last podcast on the left. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Marcus parks. And today I'm handing charge that he is welcome to last podcast on the left Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Marcus parks and today I'm handing the reins over

Once again, I've handed him over to Ed Larson in the past and he's knocked it out of the fucking park But today I'm handing the reins over to mr. Henry Zabrowski. My goal is in field home run My goal is one of those bunts that confuses everyone. I see the second basement and he just keeps going. That's the idea. And that the man somehow has been allowed by other teammates to score. Well, I got a feeling you're going to be called out at home. I always am. Of course we have the skeptical Ed Larson here. Hey, how you doing? I am ready to learn whatever Henry throws at me.

But I am a little upset that you feel like you couldn't hold your concentration during a fart. I will. I'm not me. Farts don't phase me. Oh, no. I'm talking about Duncan Cameron. I'm talking about turtlenecked Long Island psychic.

I think that man doesn't even know he farts. No. Yeah. Another secret admission. All it is is just his fuel. It's his psychic fuel coming out the back end. So today I wanted to cover something short and sweet from my very first lead episode of Me. No man, I'm short and sour he's sad tasted you know like a pickle you left on the floor yeah I'll cover the shit and come and we but that's just again that's my judgment on me

and I'm better than this yes but today I wanted to do something a micro topic that we could cover very easily because I don't wanna go too far into the lore, I don't wanna ruin people's weeks. We just did that the last two weeks in a row with the Montauk Project and I decided to add a little bit more confusion to everybody's life. By covering a subject that I was just personally interested in and wanted to know the backdrop

of, and it's amazing how much you can learn and also not learn in a short period of time. Okay. Now, today's episode we are covering the Black Knight satellite, which is, you know, it's huge. The Martin Lawrence vehicle? Yes. Yes. It is. The Black Knight satellite is actually, it's Black Knight 2.

It's featuring Dave Matthews from the Dave Matthews band playing his, playing a white woman. Yeah, the song satellite. Go ahead. Satellite. Satellite. Satellite. Does anybody got? Gina! Dude. Yeah, the song satellite Satellites a great song to get finger bang to if you haven't done it yet, right? But night swimming satellite night swimming both great songs to get finger bang to buy some guy

You'll never know again. See I thought you were saying go night swimming get finger bang to satellite I don't know what night swimming is yeah swimming there's a quiet now that's a finger bang song that's a finger massage song no it's like a slow insert you've never done a slow dip that's what I call it a slow dip oh okay yeah I was gonna say cuz when you say finger bang yeah you know that's like yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm fucking digging tunnels no matter what I'm doing I'm doing it romantic Cuz when you say finger bang, yeah, you know, that's like Fucking digging tunnels no matter what I'm doing. I'm doing it romantic. Oh, yeah, and that's a difference between us, isn't it? Well, the word bang is no there's no romance and bang Yeah, for me if it's finger banging you're good. You're definitely listening to new metal you listen you're just you're disturbed your Papa Roach

Side stories LP O TL at gmail.com, what is your soundtrack when you're finger banging? But today's topic is very interesting. There's a lot of ins and outs mostly ins But tonight we're gonna decide and we're going to because it's up to the audience. Yeah, right It's not up to us. What's real and what's not real, right? Because I refuse to do that for you I won't do that for you because guess what? You're fucking adult even if you're a child Because if you're listening to this you should be an adult But if you're a child listening to this now you're an adult go out there buy a pack of cigarettes

Get into the workforce honestly looking for the 10 year old to start working. I mean Enzo is definitely listening. Mm-hmm He's an 11 year old that came to my show in Panama City. He's definitely listens. He drove himself Enzo a dude honestly come work for us Today's all about objects in the sky, you know, I like my shapes some shapes are more distinct than others You have the jellyfish which I love Saucer shapes everybody likes to think about cookies and milk Which I love. Saucer shapes, everybody likes to think about cookies and milk, saucers wobbling on the ground.

Named by Kenneth Arnold in the 1940s because of the way they moved on top of the water. He said it was like a saucer on the water. Okay. Kenneth Arnold kind of kicked off the whole flying saucer phenomenon right before Roswell. He was a pilot that saw a bunch of shit in the sky, a lot of flying saucers in the sky.

And that was back when things were still sort of taken seriously. Oh, yeah. Oh fuck We don't know what the hell this is and they wiggle like this sometimes. They're s-shaped sometimes. They're pogo shaped Sometimes they're shaped like orbs and sometimes they're shaped like your mama's panties But this is Very large coverage Yes. Exactly. Very large coverage. But the Black Knight satellite is something distinctly different.

It looks solid, scary. It looks like a Batman vehicle, right? In the sky, that's what's awesome about it. Now what is the Black Knight satellite, you ask? Good thing you asked. 13,000 years ago, an advanced alien civilization left a probe in Earth's orbit to keep an eye on the social hairless apes that have recently evolved into an organized group capable of molding the environment to their will. So this is like pre-Noah. Definitely.

That probe. And in the terms that we're about to head into we call it Antediluvian thank you for the flood before I got wet Now the probe this probe could record events and communicate updates to the booties constellation It's either booties or boots 103 million light-years away and that probe could very well be the black night satellite or It's a blanket Could be either one 5050

That's what I think. I think the odds are straight down the middle. Now. What kind of blanket black? No, this story is a blanket a blanket black no this story is a blanket it's not made out of like linen no no no it's a blanket in the most broad of terms it's a fire retardant blanket oh you're just trying to say the word it is a retardant based blanket made from retardant and used to be a retardant Now there are some people that don't know what this the reason why it's floating up in the sky It's like and it's a good spurs So this was seen at first by the modern audience in 1998 now It is viewed as a piece of space junk at first when this came out. There was this picture. It's labeled STS 0 8 8 dash 7 2 4-6 6 in the NASA archives

When you look at it's cool-looking. It's this picture of Here they kind of added like a blur to it to make it look a more UFO II But if you actually look at the picture It's pretty fucking dope because it looks like this weird mysterious spec right above our pale blue dot And you could see why when people first saw it when it Was published in 1998 everyone was like what the fuck? There's something in the sky right and in 1998 like America was very much like into X-Files Like aliens like you saw the gray alien independent stays only three years old yeah

Yeah, aliens are everywhere people are primed to believe in the late 90s back when we still had What do you call it? Hope? Yeah faith and this is because it seemed interesting This is one of those things why UFOs were the gasoline? Behind the internet because people were like all the og boards most of them were Ufology boards. So when 1998 when this hit the internet were ufology boards. So when 1998, when this hit the internet, it was like deepened in the conspiracy realm. And there were several other pictures of it, if you believe people that have been, have made the black knight satellite their entire lives. Now, the reason why it was so interesting was because it corroborated with these old ideas of people seeing things in the sky and getting messages from things in the sky

over a long time ago. Now the first thing was seen in 1953. Dr. Lincoln LaPauze of the University of New Mexico discovered an unknown satellite orbiting Earth. LaPauze reported discovery to the US Department of Defense who contacted Dr. Clyde Tombaugh. Now it's reported, Defense who contacted dr. Clyde Tom Bach now It's important to know now dr. Clyde come Tom Bach big guy in space industry. Okay. He's Pluto's agent He discovered Pluto. Okay, so Pluto obviously had put on a I believe it was a bringer show And a did show like he kind of went there because that's big you guys don't know in the space entertainment industry What a planet has to do

Is first of all be willing to do nudity And then you have to put on obviously dramatic monologue comedic monologue dance song Yeah, and she she did all that Pluto's a woman. Oh, okay. Yep There's a fucking woman first of all fuck you. Yeah. Yeah, Pluto's a lady and that's dr Clyde right there. Dr Clyde had the wherewithal when he saw Pluto's huge debts He knew Pluto was gonna make it real far in the solar system But Pluto was a planet and then they took its rights away as a planet and then gave them back exactly

It's re a planet. No, it's not. Oh, it's not a planet. It's not a planet. Absolutely not My very energetic mother gave us nine. Yep exactly Don't know all we know is is that Pluto it's not good enough anymore. It's been cut really All right, but dr. Clyde was he would knew dr Clyde was the first person they called right because again who knows the space industry better than him ain't nobody right except for dr. Jupiter Tom Bach confirmed the existence of the unknown satellite But his findings were never officially released to the public too intense for everyone and it's like the late 50s Yes

This is 19th midnight 50s the Army Office of Ordnance Research Investigated the claims of La Paz and Tom Bach but declared declared the unknown satellites, quote-unquote, did not exist. And that's the beginning of the government cover-up. It's November of 1954 in Chicago. Radio DJ Jim Mills and his guest, ufologist John Otto, they attempted to then contact these rumored unidentified satellites orbiting the earth believing that they could get a response your refrigerator running They sent a message to space and this is what they sent this is Jim Mills I invite you and those in flying discs listening to stand by for a message from the friendly people of earth

blind discs listening to stand by for a message from the friendly people of Earth. We desire to communicate with you. We will hold a 15 second period of silence for you to cut in and speak to us through the transmitter. At 1125 PM, Mills shut off the microphones in the studio for 15 seconds. You want to hold for 15 seconds to see how long that is. Extremely long time to have dead air. Yeah, yeah. Right, extremely long. Yeah, you would not know, you would not know.

When Mills and Otto came back on the air air the switchboard lit up with calls from listeners all saying that they had heard the aliens reply In what way would you guess Eddie? I? Guess telepathically no sleigh bells Jingling a bird they said it sounded somewhat like a version of jingle bells Bells jingle bells jingling. Well, I read both I read that it was a it was it was sleigh bells But I also read it may have been erroneously reported that it was a version of jingle bells I am getting corrected in my own episode jingle bells Jingle bells jingle all the way jingle all the way definitely a fun a fond of the dog version

Oh my god, there's corgis on the moon It's a fascinating story behind that it said it actually is a very fat, but the whole story behind this is the barking dogs It's like early sampling. It's incredible stuff behind this is the barking dogs it's like early sampling it's incredible stuff. What we're really gonna get into today. This is turning into a no dogs and snakes slowly but surely. Getting pulled to the side. So you know with people one of the two of the people that called to say hey we heard the jingle bells the original doublemen twins oh both of them called yeah because they actually survived the experiments of Mengele I guess that's why they got chosen is that he would put you know, obviously

He'd slice them in half. Yeah, and then have one eat spearmint and have the other eat Barry and see if the one could taste the other in their asshole And also they were just regular sisters Marie and Mildred Meyer who had recorded the alien message apparently. The story brought the attention of the CIA's Office of Scientific Investigations who interviewed the Meyer sisters and confiscated their recording. Later the CIA claimed the recording was just Morse code from a nearby radio outpost and destroy the evidence.

What about the sleigh bells though? Gone. What was in the Morse code message? Something about how, oh, you better not be Jewish or Santa's not coming to your house. What is it? The CIA Office of Science Investigation? Yes, scientific investigation. I'd never heard of that.

This is another one of those like, if we were to open the top of any one of these intelligence offices They always have like mini groups think about what OSAP was what a tip was all of these things with inside That's how they keep you from understanding what all the other different parts are doing Yeah, cuz a tips a part of the NSA right it would know it's all technically. It's Pentagon. It's pen to their DOD Do D okay, so DOOD's got his whole old Realm of shit the NSA it's got its whole realm of shit CIA's got a whole realm of shit each one some again some of The best co-workers I've ever had Truly some of the most bright

Fair and diverse group of people here Now this next one is where you could see, so in 1957 the Soviet Union launched Earth's first official satellite. So this is just three years later. Sputnik. And followed up with Sputnik 2, which was honestly great, a lot more nudity. And the first and then right behind it, trailing behind Sputnik 2 was Lakaha, the dog, the dog. So they swore, they totally believed, and they said that they thought that Lekha, they did a whole thing about how that's where

the barking was coming from. Yes. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. Holy shit, she can sing! You know what that is though? In dog, that was please help me, oh my god, help me, I'm burning up inside of this capsule now I thought Sputnik was Russian it is oh, I thought you just said it was American

No, we're watching so these bees went up in the sky So this is like the first man-made satellite to go into space These are the first satellites that we put up into space Yes, the human is counting the possible black knight satellite that might have been there for the last 13,000 years. It came from somebody else! It could just be like a fucked up rock. Hey! But maybe that fucked up rock used to have a life of its own. So yeah, they said that like, they said Laco lived up there for 10 days, definitely didn't live more than 5 hours.

We know that. But the fact that it lived at all showed that something could live in space. So good work, Lekha. Yeah, and I think they send up what? 70 some odd dogs in all. Oh, yeah. 71 more dogs. Yeah, but only 17 died according to the Soviet Union. You know, people always complain when people put their dog on a hang glider or take it scuba diving. It's not worse than this. I don't think that's good either. I don't like it when people, why do people take their, their pets to extreme sports? I mean, if they're chill, sure. If they're not chill, don't do it. What do you mean if they're chill? Like then it's fine with being deployed.

I saw this golden retriever paragliding the other day and I was like, that dog's happy as fuck. It's not happy. It's frightened. It doesn't know what to do There's this bulldog that skateboards. He loves it. That's different That's cute as hell and that's ground base, but it's still extreme sports But you don't but you can't put I can't put Georgie on a hang glider You couldn't throw couldn't handle can you imagine throwing car me into a hot air balloon back? No, no dog is called drivers really cool calm golden retrievers

I feel the only one that ever could have done it was airbud and he's dead It's in his name. He died He died in the sky. Yeah, okay. I believe he died at the hands of his owners. I Think it was CTE from Being a receiver Yeah he killed his mommy and daddy with his weight machine I didn't think about it, they never did give that dog a helmet No no no no no no, once it got into the hard drugs, because that's the thing everyone wants

to meet Air Bud but no one wants to be Air Bud Oh god the years of Air Bud and Lawrence Taylor together, my god Give me some of that cortisone shit. Yeah, come on You know, I you know, I'm good for it So it's but like when Sputnik inspecting to earn a spotlight Sputnik I Hate having the outline Sputnik and Sputnik to were in orbit, many scientists observed the artificial satellites, these artificial satellites. People were now looking at the sky for the first

time en masse quite a bit and with a paranoid view. Dr. Luis Corrales of the communications ministry in Venezuela spotted Sputnik 2 over Caracas and Corrales saw a second unknown satellite shadowing Sputnik 2. Now people are starting to see weird stuff in the sky. In the late 1950s to early 1960s more and more scientists started studying space to find intelligent life. The search for extraterrestrial intelligence, the SETI program was founded. Project Osmo was started by Frank Drake of Cornell University and she a lot of guys know the problem is that we're working on

our Concepts of what an alien would use this technology. Yeah, so we assume we use radio They'll use radio so they start getting deep into using radio technology to kind of mine The space to see if they bounce something back Which is again? It's one of those things that it does sort of happen. It does happen. There's these thing called LD ease in 1927 Norwegian engineer

by the name of Jurgen Hals was doing some radio experiments and discovered signal echoes that appeared sometime between some time between 1 and 40 seconds after an initial radio transmission was broadcast So we're shooting shit out into space. Yeah, LDS. It's what long Distance like long delay delayed radio echoes long delayed radio echoes Yeah, he's heard these are they're called long delayed radio echoes and they when hail first identified them They have been happening on and off ever since so we sent out a radio first identified them they have been happening on and off ever since so we sent out a radio signal and

Essentially like about a minute or but even up to 40 seconds before like whatever it bounces back in this weird way We don't know what's bouncing off of a lot of they all were saying that was bouncing off of hidden things in the sky Could it bounce off the moon? Yes, it probably is Bouncing off the moon, but we don't really know some but this is where some people believe the black knight satellite comes in Yeah, we're still kind of unsure exactly what it is Some people think it's like a like a geodesic thing or like it might be something We are something on the earth there might be something about the magnetic field We don't understand but super thick part of the atmosphere. You know how that is Yeah, is it still there? Yes, and we've like gotten up close to why have we ever tried to land on it? Or now we're we're kind of no. Oh, no the black knight satellite. No, we can't find it. It's already

Basically, it's already gone. If it was up there, it's gone. Okay, and so now it's like or it's moved out of orbit It's like, you know, that's kind of like depending on what you believe about So what I was more of a spaceship than a satellite you're getting it But also the key is is that we're past a lot of this technology now a lot of now We're changing the way we're doing things We are I think we're starting to understand that maybe super advanced race wouldn't necessarily Work with radio signals But until then you know at this point in the story though. We're not there yet. Well. It's sort of the idea of Does it the idea that like nuts and bolts?

UFOs would take far too long to get here because the scientific principles that nothing can travel faster than light and Traveling at light speed it would still take you know years upon years upon years for anything to actually get here so it's kind of stands to reason that if UFOs do exist if it's nuts and bolts UFOs coming from other alien civilizations then they would have access to technology that we don't have access to they would have access to scientific knowledge that we haven't discovered just yet. And maybe don't understand. Yeah, so they probably wouldn't radio waves are probably far be like they're far be if they are nuts and bolts UFOs they are far beyond radio waves. Yeah, but at the time we don't know that.

We assume that radio waves is the far bleeding edge of technology that we're on so we're trying to kind of talk to this thing back. We believe that we're talking to something, and it might be sending something back. Like, signals have been around, and the idea of signals being in the sky have actually been around for a very long time, technically before we even started doing these massive,

like, space exploration projects. It starts, technically, with Tesla, Nikola Tesla. Now we're all the way back here. I keep dialing the story back. Yeah, well, I mean, of course you have to. It's one layer after time because now it's like, okay, how does this connect to the Black Knight satellite? It's up there.

Like let's say at the very top of this, this is some object that is sitting in our lower orbit That's just been there hanging out 13,000 years 13,000 years first time We've ever noticed it it could have been there before that and it's also weird because when it was first starting when people were Noticing things in the sky They said where most things when they float around the planet earth satellites man-made satellites they work on the equator line planet earth satellites man-made satellites they work on the equator line It wasn't until many many years later that we can do what's called a polar version of the circle links Yeah, that goes around the prime meridian. Yeah, it goes up and over and over instead of around around

There's a there's a the the idea that it's normally goes to go to college and he's better at this than you Just hard to go to high school at 2.0. It's all about what's real What's real what's not real I don't know So click let's just say the black knight said like this is the full rollout of what it could be So let's say it's been monitoring Earth for thousands of years. It's in low Earth orbit. It can shift from low to medium Earth orbit, but none of our artificial satellites are necessarily capable of. Right? So it means that it's controlling itself. If you look at it from the side, right now, now just seeing the picture of the black

night satellite that we have from 1998, it looks like this solid floaty thing. It looks sort of like a rock. Yeah. Right. So this is what we're saying., it looks like this solid floaty thing. It looks sort of like a rock. Yeah. Right, so this is what we're saying like... It looks like the, sort of like the obelisk from 2001. That's what John Keel was all wigged out about. According to John Keel, ufologist and paranormal researcher who wrote the Mothman prophecies, my boy.

Yeah. Right, he also wrote a great book that I ended up then buying and reading called Disneyland of the Gods that has like a whole chapter on this This is so he believes that something left something behind to talk to us or say hello to us as Evidence of we came and visited your planet a long time ago one day You might have the technology to see the rock that we left to say hello and maybe that's as far as it goes To see the rock that we left to say hello and maybe that's as far as it goes Or is it signaling back to some other big group of bad scary?

Slash just aloof aliens that we don't understand and might not necessarily know what our agendas are or care It is intimidating looking it's cool looking. Yeah, it's cool. Look like a friendly alien ship I'll tell you that no it doesn't but maybe that's their view But black is also slimming. Yeah, and it's kind of dope You know, I like a matte black car when they do that. I think it's cool I like a Batman mobile looking car now I don't want to throw you off and if this does just shoot me down and we can Earth all right Four billion years old. Sure. Okay. Dinosaurs 65 million. So we could have had full on civilizations, not necessarily human, but other kinds of

creatures that could have lived on earth at some point. It's become, you're getting into Graham Hancock territory. Yeah. So this, if everything on earth from that is like, you know, sunken into the earth and turned back in the magma because of time, magma. Yes. This is sitting in space. This could be something from an ancient civilization. Dude.

Yeah. Yeah. Fucker. Yeah. You fucking idiot. Yeah. So fucking fucking talking about this species of aliens might be called the watchers. Yeah.

Right. All right, this species of aliens might be called the Watchers Yeah, right and they exist primarily in another dimension beyond the bounds of the space-time continuum like Galactus Or the Watcher but real the Watchers both seated earth with life and interface with humans to help steer them towards cultural Advancement this is where we get into those hazy things I still think that humans on their own could do quite a bit with their thought processes But I don't really know why I don't think they necessarily need alien help But I don't think that necessarily doesn't mean that aliens didn't come and say hi Yeah, so these guys came they arrived in earth

Let's say the Watchers arrived in earth 40,000 years ago They interbred with human women because of our fucking awesome big succulent butts Because you've seen aliens. Yeah horrible bodies. No butts. No, can you imagine? Well, if you're talking about grays Yeah, if you're talking about tall whites, that's a different story all the guys still know butts. Yes, what if? Humans I know we always say the humans could be aliens But what if we're half alien half Neanderthal? This is what Eddie's got right there. Yeah, you're about to be on Joe Rogan's podcast You're about to be on in the cabinet for the US government. I'm just asking questions exactly

That's all we need you to do. You gotta do man You know, I know some people say that asking questions can lead to misinformation, but I'm willing to give that a shot All I know is I love meeting miss inner information But you never want to meet her husband mister information because he hates what you do with it's man's planning. Yeah The watchers they have great knowledge of toolmaking mathematics agriculture and laws they gave it all to humanity You could tell because if you look on the code of Hammurabi Marcus and if you go to the section that's in the Brennus Museum you will see there's a UFO on it and that's proof yes the proof of the Watchers can be found as godly depictions of flying

saucers on ancient cave paintings throughout the world we've all been there oh yeah this is ancient aliens territory without a doubt. They're also known as the Cuckers. Okay because they watch from space. In the original Star Trek episode who mourns for Adonai this is all from Joel by the way this little section here. This is a race of godlike aliens who claim to visit earth during ancient Greece and pose as God so they could receive the power from being worshipped. Do you know that one? I'm not a big TOS guy, original series guy. Yeah. I'm more of a, well I'm next generation and deep space nine. You ever watched the original series? Yeah, I've watched it here and there, but you're afraid of the unbridled masculinity of James T. Kirk?

No, it's just a mostly dull. Yeah. But he kissed those ladies. He did kiss those ladies, but you know, you can see ladies getting kissed anywhere Yeah, like you're in your house. Yeah, you put up a mirror kiss. Yeah. Yeah, I can kiss my wife any anytime painter green That's also a possibility. I can also look up. He's getting painted green and getting kissed on the internet very easily And then it gets it goes further than that. Are you searching for that now? I? Just looked up green-skinned women kissing yeah, yep, it's pretty prevalent I'm a next-generation deep space not nine guy, and I love strange new worlds So this was so John keel obviously was a huge proponent of this

He believed he very much believed that there was like a seeding race of aliens. I still believe that that is a, it's a very simplified version of what could be a very complex biological component to our universe. Sure. I think that it's a lot more mysterious than that. I do believe, which is what John Kiel said, which but he's entirely correct if there if they were Communicating with us over any volume of space-time it probably would need to be psychic because of quantum entanglement Which is what when quantums become? What they call it spooky action at a distance it's this idea that one of the weird things in quantum mechanics or whatever is that ostensibly two particles can possibly be in the same

place at the same time because of the intransient way that matter exists right essentially I'm I can't wait for the letters on this the The idea is that you can maybe, it's kind of, during the woo-wee, to woo-wee woo-it, you can match a frequency in your brain to some other frequency somewhere else in the universe, and then you would instantly be able to speak to each other. That's really just the most goopy way to say psychic communication. It's the idea that radio waves travel

at the speed of light, but thought has no upper limit yeah thought can travel instantaneously or so the theory goes it's like right now Hillary Clinton naked done I just thought about it yeah Warwick Davis defending Casey Anthony in jail too late I already saw naked maybe that's the only ability I have defending Casey Anthony in jail. So you mean that case appeals. Yeah. She got convicted in that world. Yeah. And Warwick, Dave Willow is her lawyer. The way I, the way my brain put it was that Casey Anthony after going to prison smuggled Warwick Davis in to act as her personal bodyguard and her pussy. Yeah

But no, I just mean paid off a guard and then oh I thought you'd with him No him with a large sword Acted as her personal bodyguard in a women's prison. That's the power of imagination, isn't it? Back to the black knight satellite speaking of the power of the imagination To get deeper into the mystery of the Black Knight satellite. Speaking of the power of the imagination. To get deeper to the mystery of the Black Knight satellite, however, we really have to talk about Nikola Tesla. We're back here now. I was gonna ask, but I didn't wanna,

I was like, if he's moving past it, I'm just gonna leave it there. No, we're back. No, I'm not. We're back. Thank you, Joel, for the help me with this outline. Nikola Tesla was one of the more important figures in science definitely

develop many things The electromagnetic wave technology that allowed wireless communication that we all use today indeed He also got majorly flamed by Edison and I think largely Tesla was just a weirdo And they didn't they gave him a lot of judgment Yeah, you got a goth he was he was too beautiful for this world He was too precious. Yeah, Edison was probably just like a better hang No, Edison was a fucking bastard, but he was an American just cuz you're a bastard doesn't mean you're a bad hang He was an evil. Yeah, I bet you yeah, you're right

Because if you're just hanging with him every once in a while a bastard's actually kind of a lot of fun Yeah, it's only when you get close to him. Yeah, if you're if we're talking like a night out. Yeah, I'm going Edison dinner Maybe Tesla. Yeah, like Tesla might be better for a nice dinner Tesla's breakfast Edison's after dinner drinks. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. I like that's a good way to look at it and PT Barnum's at the hotel room after all of the hotel lobby, yeah Look at it and PT Barnum's at the hotel room after all of the hotel lobby. Yeah Waiting for you. So Tesla who also worked in Colorado Springs, which I did not know he was in his laboratory in

1899 He happened upon the mysterious radio signal test the nearly sight Man's now having sex with my father So he was watching his signals because he's bored and he's fucking a weirdo and Tesla believed that there was a greeting of one planet to another from highly intelligent beings Tesla intercepted dozens of strange radio signals, which he initially believed were from Mars Became to understand that they were from much further away This made him is inspired and developed technology capable of sending radio signals to other planets and it sort of also ruined his entire career.

Because he came out saying, big deal, I'm talking to aliens, they gave, they sent this triple message where it was knock, knock, knock, and then he sent a four knock response and got nothing. But there, now there's a lot of talk about whether or not, like he did pick up something weird, and there have been people who've tried to recreate this same experiment and have gotten this weird chatter back, but they believe that it might come from literally weird space signals bouncing off of Jupiter. Could have been from a pulsar fluctuating or something,

or it could have been from other radio technology experiments that were happening at the time, because that is what's super interesting about it is the fact that there were there wasn't all of these Signals flying through the sky at the time. Yeah, so when this popped up it really felt like really fucking weird Yeah, or it could have been Aliens black night satellite now. Yes, how does something bounce off of Jupiter? I thought Jupiter was just gas Jupiter's gas, but it's solid enough to get bounced off of gas can actually be bounced off of in space Okay, cool. Oh, yeah, very much so has to be now This is what Tesla all of this then comes together when black night is then seen later on and this idea of the there's something

Talking to another planetary race outside of us like kind of all gets souped up So now like this is all of this to be said is like this is why the black knight satellites started to Sort of accrue conspiracy theories around it once 1998 like that kind of set it all off because what then unearthed Was even more weird legit information about what was going on in the sky and in space at the same time. By the 1960s the USA and the Soviet Union were competing in the space race. In January 1960 both the US and the US and Soviet scientists discovered what they believed to be an unknown satellite in what they called the polar orbit of the earth. Neither nation have been capable of launching a satellite into polar orbit. In addition, the polar satellite was believed to be 15 tons and the heaviest satellite launched at the

time was only 1.4 tons. There were many research establishments that confirmed this thing. So that was the first time we saw something in the sky we didn't know what it was, right? New York Times, Newsweek, Life Magazine reported on this heavy polar satellite calling it the Black Knight, which is where we get the name. There were countless reports from professional and amateur astronomers, radio operators about the Black Knight, strange radio signals, and these long delayed echoes. People are all getting these like weird things, watches to things in the sky. Partially is just the amount of now eyeballs looking at the sky, especially since like the lead up to this, having the whole space race go on in the United States, all over the world,

like everybody's got space on the brain. Yeah. And everyone's also super paranoid because of the cold war, because the Russians got the Sputnik into space first and we don't know what Sputnik can do We don't know what anything is it what the Russians are capable of so people are staring up at the sky Looking for shit, and they're very paranoid about what's up there and alien entertainment is that an all-time high huge. It's huge It's good like people love sci-fi. It is a part of the whole mod movement But then they get to so now we show back up so Clyde Tombo Pluto's agent. Yeah, he just beat all of these allegations at the time for sexually assaulting mercury So he he believed earth he himself believed that earth had an unknown satellite similar to the moon

But much closer to earth and low earth orbit Tombock observed the black knight was apparently and he was able to he said that he could adjust its orbit and move into medium earth orbit Which is what I used to do, but now I am moving into extra-large Yeah, but back where you belong. Where I feel comfortable. The picture we were seeing of the Black Knight satellite, is that the only picture that exists? There's a couple of other quote unquote,

there are other pictures that exist. According to some conspiracy theorists that when you watch their videos, there's some that say like, yeah, that one got debunked. That main picture got debunked, but there are other pictures from other sources that they say exist of it And you just depends on whether or not you believe that those pictures are real or not and the Hubble can't see this thing Hubble's got other things on its mind dog

No, it's cuz it's not looking at us Hubble's looking out. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, Hubble's looking out the rest of space trying to find shit out there. Oh, and the hubble's in space Yeah, I was in space. Yeah, okay You can't turn the hubble around and have it look at Earth No, dude, you can't fucking turn that shit around dude, because honestly you just look like shit You ever taking a selfie on the toilet? What about the observatory like the big fucking? Yeah, we have there's giant telescopes all over Earth. We had been able to spot this thing once. It's quite like telescopes all over Earth. We haven't been able to spot this thing once. It's quite like, think about how big space is and how small this object might be.

We don't know. 15 tons. Yes. We could spot our own satellites. Because we know where they are. Yeah. It's very big. Very big. Things move very fast up there. February 1960, the US government identified on radar a dark tumbling object in Earth's orbit and the Navy experienced what they said was another long delayed radio echo The Defense Department dismissed the object as space debris

Time magazine published an article about the unknown object speculating that it was the often rumored black night satellite So got a lot of coverage this whole story was pretty legit It was speculated that the object was a Soviet spy satellite Soviets like ain't us. Of course. Why would they say it was them? But it was revealed true It was revealed in a follow-up Times article that the US Navy program dark fence was on the lookout for all satellites US Soviet or other and the tumbling object was actually a piece broken off of a US spy satellite, Discoverer 5.

Nevertheless, the initial article had spawned a rabid curiosity for the Black Knight satellite. So it's like, this is true! There was stuff floating around out there! Yeah, we didn't know what it was. We didn't know what it was because we were trying to shoot stuff into space as much as we could, especially at the time, and some of it just didn't work. Some of it died as soon as we shot it out. But it stays in orbit for a long time. You tell it reiners the atmosphere and burns up. Oh yes, because this is very common. Space debris, which is being seen, misidentified

by astronauts throughout the 1960s, many U.S. astronauts reported seeing strange things in the Earth's orbit. Astronaut Gordon Cooper made several launches into the Earth's orbit from 1963 to 1966. And he saw multiple unknown objects. Faith 7, when he did that flight, Cooper saw an unknown object that was confirmed by a hundred other people who spotted it on radar. In 1966, Cooper was on another mission orbiting Earth when he saw a green glowing orb that was confirmed on radar by the Australian Muchea observation station. So people see shit out there all the time.

Drives me crazy though. You're out there, you're an astronaut, you're orbiting space, you're looking for shit. Take a fucking picture. I know like if we don't, we miss an alien because like holy shit that's an alien, you know, we don't take a picture. You're out, that's what you're doing. But what you're doing but the problem out there patrolling space take the fucking picture but I think the problem is that the cameras are not as good as we wanted them to be and then when you went to go take the picture it

would look like how when you know you know everybody is a professional photographer on July 4th taking a pictures of fireworks and they're like oh and that's awesome oh and then later on you have to go watch some guys video of the fireworks because you're caught in an uber pool with them And he's like see these right here. This is the fireworks before I watch my daughter die My daughter died asthma my arms She died of fucking asthma and then you're looking at the fireworks and it's just little fart blips on it Yeah, an astronaut is telling me about his daughter died show me pictures Astronauts telling me about his daughter died show me pictures

1966 so, you know, he's not gonna bring like a Camera technology isn't quite there yet for sure But we're also like we're currently cruising out there all the fucking time, you know, Katy Perry and Gail King got back this morning Gail King got back this morning. They should have stayed. You should have left her up there. Except Katy Perry again. She's still my choice. Yeah. Speaking of fireworks. There you go. We're getting, we're getting sued. Now. So what cracks me up is I watched the morning show and like when, when I was watching the morning show and I was like, this show is fucking jumped the shark is when they sent Reese Witherspoon the space and now it just happened So I'm actually a fucking idiot. Yes, I thought that was ridiculous. Nope. No, no, no again I say just let him keep going send another blaster

So this is all of us is very interesting eventually Cooper would come out and he'd say that he didn't believe in the black knight satellite He'd have to come and recant that he said he saw things. I think this cuz guys got to him But I mean they're fucking up being a bitch about it. Yeah, that's right said well There's been plenty of astronauts over astronauts kind of go one of two ways, you know, they either like yeah I saw weird shit out there and I can't explain it or they say there's nothing out there that we can't explain If I can't identify it that just means I didn't know what it was It doesn't mean that it's necessarily alien or anything like that There's a lot more interesting things that could be in space and in the air that are not necessarily

Extraterrestrial life sure I think if an astronaut goes up there sees some shit and comes back and tells us that makes him a bad Astronaut yeah, you keep it yourself all right because that's your one job working for the government. You're up there finding secrets I think it's cuz they all the space changes you they always say it. Mm-hmm space changes you makes you taller makes you taller But it also it does it gives you a there's an aloofness They say that there's a I forgot one of the I think was buzz Aldrin talked about the depression Yeah, I once said there he was name was Frank Call me buzz. Yeah, give me five beers. They call me drunk all Yeah, give me five beers. They call me drunk all the way. That's stupid. Dr. Ronald Bracewell of Stanford University eventually would publish articles about the possibility of communicating between extraterrestrials and other star systems and the difficulty because of how big space is.

Bracewell theorized that a satellite could send out radio signals to see if any were reflected back, which could be the result of intelligent life intentionally reflecting the signal to indicate communication was possible. So imagine like it was just popped up there a long time ago as some observer thing and whatever was attached to it's long dead. But maybe that's one way to look at it. Maybe whatever purpose that thing served a long time ago, it is now over and now we're hearing the echoes of it constantly bouncing around our ionosphere. Maybe that's up meant. Again, or is it a blanket? There's a lot of people that still think it's a blanket. There's a belief, there's obviously we don't know where these other alien races are and

where they might be. I still believe that it would be highly ignorant to say that there's not another physical alien race somewhere in the universe. I think ignorant more self-centered as well. Unless of course the internet, unless the universe is something that we don't know what it is either and we know or if reality is something that we barely understand. We don't even really understand what consciousness is and why we have consciousness and why we can't find other consciousness

because we also don't know what is the prerogative, what is the evolutionary prerogative of consciousness. We don't know. There's a lot, there is also people that believe that maybe these radio signals and all this good way of talking about this is also super wrong or we're looking at it all wrong. Maybe it needs to be math.

Dr. Hans Fruenthal in the Netherlands, he believed math was the most plausible form of communication between alien beings, and this is not a joke. He created a language of what you would just say, beeps and bloops. So you go beep, beep, beep, beep, bloop, bloop, bloop, close the counters.

Yep. Yeah. But it's with beeps and bloops and they can easily form simple mathematical Formulas that would be understood by alien life and repeated back sounds like binary. Yeah Yeah, but it's beeps and bloops makes it blue. Yeah I think that typing out the words beep bloop and typing that a lot and just be I feel like that's affecting some of the way We're taking this seriously or not I think yeah Beep bloop if we could get a better more scientific word than beep and bloop We do goodbye and just call binary. That's what you'd say by now. Yeah binary audio cues. Thank you. Yeah

be a Thank you. Yeah be blue Come backs be AC's see this was also like this was one way to do with you But the main thing that all the centers around is a Scottish insane person, but the name of Duncan Lunen Yeah, amateur astronomer and anybody can be one. Yeah, that's the best part. You just gotta buy a telescope and get drunk Not wear pants. Hey, if you're serious about it, because they're Scotland because they all wear skirts. The 1970s Scottish amateur astronomer and science fiction writer Duncan Lunen collected all of the known strange radio signal events and

long delayed radio echo instances from history. So he said he put all of these things together. He did a lot of years and years and research. And he plotted out all the data onto a graph. And he said a star map emerged. So this is what he believed was being pinged off of the Black Knight satellite. And he collected all of these things. And that's what the Black Knight satellite is doing. So this is the message.

Luna found that the data points, they led to the star Epsilon Butis and within the data there was also a message Stata our home is oops and boots which is a double star We live on the sixth planet of seven coming from the sun which is the larger of the two Our sixth planet is one moon Our fourth planet. There's three or first and third planets each have one. Our probe is in the position of Arcturus known in our maps.

Right. So in his world, the aliens are Scottish as well. Shockingly, Duncan Loonan believed the aliens had been on Earth thousands of years ago and had left the Black Knight satellite behind with a message that could be translated once humankind had developed significant technology to do so. So the idea is that it's just there until we can say hi. And then when we say hi, guess what it said? Nothing.

Well, we didn't say hi correctly. Well, I guess. Or not quick enough guess what it said? Nothing. Well, we didn't say hi correctly. Well, I guess. Or not quick enough. So it might be dead. I mean, who knows? Lunin shared his findings with several of his peers at the British Interplanetary Society and the Vice President, Kenneth Gatlin, replicated Lunin's work and found the conclusions to be credible. He said, alright, I'll take a look at your data points then.

Ah, fuck right. That's some cool ass fucking data points there. Ah, it's ill, it's in here. I'll take a look at your data points that I fuck right. That's the cool I smoke a thing the boy's a Fuck you Sounds like a peer. Yeah Now epsilon beauties is a hundred three million light-years from Earth. That's far Yeah, Duncan loonan star charts displayed the position of Epsilon Butis from 13,000 years ago, which places the arrival of the Black Knight satellite at exactly 13,000 years ago, and suggests

the aliens of Epsilon Butis are capable of traveling several times faster than the speed of light. Isn't that real fast? Coincidentally, between 11,000 and 13,000 years ago was also when the lost civilization of Atlantis fell. Oh. Anti-diluvian. It's got to be real. In a matter of days, you get in there,

people are trying to dig it out, they made a nuclear bomb, they blew themselves up, had crystals or heads. Where do they think Atlantis is? South. And... Ha ha ha. Of? Us.

Which is down. See to Duncan Lunen and his friends, the placing of the Black Knight satellite in orbit made several kinds of sense. Several kinds of many different types of sense. For one, it would ensure the satellite would last for thousands, if not millions, of years. Because in orbit it would not be satellite would last for thousands, if not millions, of years. Because in orbit it would not be affected by weather and geological disturbances. There's nothing in space.

They can just hang out there. Except for all of our satellites. A lot of stuff. And two, by being in orbit, the only way it could be accessed was when humankind had advanced technologically and culturally enough to handle the possibility of alien life because it knew couldn't protect ourselves from ourselves This seems to be a bit of a contradiction though. What? Fuck you how fucking dare you well, I just come with me on this. Yeah, I'm asking a question How do the ancient alien theorists? I guess how do they balance that idea of?

Aliens have been visiting us for millennia and giving us all this technology and so on and so forth with we have to wait until we're Sufficient like culturally advanced enough to accept the possibility of alien life. It's a very good question I still feel that the these are people as soon as I hear Two words pyramids of Giza. Mm-hmm and Glecky teppi. Yep. I shut it off What's good lucky techie lucky techie is a with a blackie take its well tech. It is interesting. It is a a Much farther along advanced city than we thought humans would have developed when we found it.

So we found this city underground. It was very well built out, which is like, it's considered now, it might set the benchmark for when we started building organized cities earlier, but that doesn't mean that it's, when you look at Gleblecky Teppi, when it is a, it's still made out of the same stuff as everything else. It's not like it's made when you look at go blackie teppi when it is a

It's still made out of the same stuff as everything else. It's not like it's made also. No, it's it's in a place Like that, okay, but it is it's where other old stuff is in Turkey. Okay. Yeah right next to mashed potatoes My favorite town in Turkey, yeah My favorite town in Turkey. Yeah, they're my juvier breath I don't want to be reminded of my breath I don't want to think about my kids is not about this. I like other tips. I like outsource tests my wife's So it was possible, maybe, that the Epsilon Butis aliens, they scour galaxies looking

for life, and when they see something that's got life in it, they leave a Black Knight satellite behind as a way of collecting various species into the Galactic Federation as like a bookmark, as a marker. I still think, again, all of this is, there are still like maybe more interesting ways to explain this, but just like they came and they made them, they are still like, maybe more interesting ways to explain this, but just like, they came and they made them, they, you know, because I do believe it is a double standard Marcus. Yeah.

I don't believe in the ancient aliens concept. No. But I also don't think that that doesn't, that doesn't necessarily mean that we have not been maybe visited by something. Oh yeah. I mean, I think we've been visited for decades and centuries and millennia. Just what it even means.

But I also believe the humans are perfectly capable of building anything that is on this earth. Oh yes, of course, because I think that that's what happened. Yeah. Because you'd be surprised if you throw, if you have time, what it can do for you. Yeah, and no laws. No laws.

But also, they didn't, more of those we now know had artisans working on them. And a lot of it was more that if you're an artisan, your son can be an artisan whether he likes it or not. And he's gonna show up, he's gonna be trained in it, and he's gonna work on it whether he wants to or not, because that's his job. So, after a few years, after Duncan Loonan

proposed this Black Knight satellite theory, that this is the pin-in point, like all of this stuff is all coming together for him. He took it all back, believing the community had taken it too far, because he couldn't get, it's the audience that ruined it. That's what he's saying. As it often happens.

It's what happens, man, like tool. It's the audience that ruined it. That's what he's saying as it often happens. It's what happens man like tool It's the audience that ruined it. They are awful fans. Yeah Oh, and I know there's lots of listen no like this is but it was too late now We're already the public had been prepared for the possibility of alien life since the UFO sighting started in the 1940s Maybe now this is where the cover-up is really beginning in 1973 science fiction author and ufologist John McVeigh analyzed the long-delayed echoes and concluded that they also thought, he thought they were from an alien probe orbiting the moon, which helped to explain why LDE's seem to appear and disappear at random

when the probe was behind the moon, no LDE's, and when it was in front of the moon, LDE's come back because it was hiding behind the moon. That makes sense. Sound fragments. So, John McVeigh and Dr. Ronald Bracewell, they worked together to catalog LDE's and separately confirmed they held coordinates for a star map that led to Epsilon Butis. McVeigh wrote a book called Man and the Stars about their work, which allowed amateur ufologists to make more connections, including possibility that the LDE data lined up with Stonehenge and the Great Pyramid of Giza.

And that's where I check out. As soon as they're all together hanging out, like Stonehenge and Great Pyramid of Giza, like I do wish they could hang out. I think they'd like each other. Yeah. Yeah. There's multiple Stonehenges, right? There's henges.

There's henges. Yes. But Stonehenge is the capitalist. That's the big one. That's the best one. That's the bane one That's the best the Ariana Grande of that and we still have no idea how Yeah, we do how dragon? It dragged them drag them not drag

They would do is literally they would dig them up from the sacred area They had a special rock that they wanted and they legitimately would take these giant slats of wood and they would dig them up from the sacred area. They had a special rock that they wanted and they legitimately would take these giant slats of wood and they would lay them out in front of it and they'd drag it along the slats, move the slats in front of the rock, drag it along the slats, move the slats in front of the rock. It just took a very long time. It had to have taken like a hundred years. Well that's the one thing that I think modern humans can't wrap their heads around is that like when you don't have like

Anything to do. Yeah, you got a lot of time to kill and strut and that's your purpose in life That's just some smooth ass rocks, too They would have had to like really smooth them. They did and like and they were probably a lot smoother Then we see them now They're not smoother now with the rain. I'd say they're less, they are probably more craggy now than they were. Cool. Have you ever been? No, I've always wanted to. It's like, it's like an hour and a half outside of London. I keep meaning to go and, but now it's like sad because I believe it's literally because

of Ozzy Osbourne. You're not allowed to go near it. Did he piss on that too? I think he did something, something like that happened. I forget what kept people from going. You can't go to go near it. Did he piss on that too? I think he did something something like that happen I forget what kept people from going you can't go to Stonehenge Yeah, you don't look at it from a hill you can't walk around or anything like that Like you have to look at it from a distance. Yeah So now finally this whole story brings me back to something that makes me extremely difficult Which is the story behind Philip K Dick and his visitations from an ancient alien source.

Now, this is not going to be the entire Philip K. Dick Valis series. Because I have been reading the exegesis. And it is hard. Yes. It is very hard. He gets very scientific. And he has gone insane. So it's a lot of it. He's the world's smartest man for those of you They don't know Philip K. Dick. He wrote some of your honor, right? We wrote the movie

Yes, the the book that the rain runner space. Yeah flow my tears the policeman said He also wrote a man in the high castle Philip K Dick probably one of the top auteurs of The American century. Yeah, I love him in 1974 Philip K Dick received a series of mystical and prophetic visions Downloaded into his brain Maybe via the black knight satellite which he called valis the vast active living intelligence system PK day wrote them this download as it's an 800 page novel this exegesis pkd by the way

That's Philip K. Dick. Yeah, that's pkd just so everyone knows not everyone knows your shorthand They give all along I don't tell you yeah, all right I've come such a fast and Dallas that's in Texas That's in Texas. P.K.D. interpreted much of his visions downloaded by Valis. So he saw a pink laser shoot into the center of his brain and it blew up his whole fucking it blew him up. Right. Like he started understanding time isn't real. He saw himself in Roman times under like that as an ancient Christian and it

he literally devastated him and destroyed his life. He saw this thing, it was a whole Christian iconography he applied to it. The Black Knight satellite revealed to PKD that had been placed in orbit by these three-eyed crab clawed beings from Formal Hout, a star in the Pisces constellation. And that's where the Jesus connection comes from, is this idea that the Pisces constellation, the fish, is what was the Spirit God inside of Jesus Christ came from. The alien that inhabited Jesus Christ came from the Pisces constellation. Okay. That's why he gave away all the fish. Oh, he couldn't sell it. The Jesus fish, all that stuff. So Pekide believed Soviet scientists were, they were going to

try to reveal Vallas' secrets. He was obviously very, very paranoid. PKD said his download from Vallas began his visions of St. Elmo's fire which is like a pink he said like a plasma ray um he said he would describe it to an abstract of vossely kandinsky you know what those are no kandinsky's yeah yeah look him up show him eddie show eddie what is a velocity kandinsky kandinsky is an artist oh okay i thought it was a thing. No. Nope. It's his stuff.

Looks like this. That's a shot in his brain. All these blobs. Oh, OK, cool. All these blobs shot in his brain. I love that. We all do. That's all very cool.

I wish it was real. I mean, it's art. It's cool. So Pekide, he came to all. We call these aliens much how John Kill called them the Watchers. And many people have talked about the Watchers. He called them the Builders. He thought have talked about the Watchers He called them the builders

He thought valis was a benign entity in the protector that helped him in his remaining years and one day after the download Peaky day was singing along to the Beatles Strawberry Fields forever and valis changed the lyrics in his brain into a warning Your son has an undiagnosed right inguinal hernia. The hydrocell has burst and it has descended into the squirrel sack. He requires immediate attention or will soon die. That's the key. Or will soon die.

And was that true? Yes. PKD rushes son. And was that true? Yes. PKD rushed his son to the hospital, and it was true. Furthermore, this is one of those weird things that was true. You don't know whether or not, do we know more things in our unconscious than in our conscience? Like, are there things that we can know without, like,

without woo-woo-woo stuff? But can you maybe be noticing things about your son that you are not? Consciously processing somewhere back here you're processing and then all of a sudden It's like a eureka moment when the unconscious touches the conscious who knows yeah, or is it a robot from space or? Simply following your gut exactly yeah, yeah, that's the idea. What is the gut? What is the gut? Yeah. That's kind of what we're saying is survival instincts.

But there are some people that really do believe, and it was an ancient psychology, and now this concept of people, you'll still talk about this. I do not know there are people that are walking around, they don't have a voice in their head. Yeah. They just got nothing. Yeah, no internal monologue.

No internal monologue. There are some people that still believe like and kind of idea of like where does the internal monologue come from? Who is that? Who do we talk to who is the observer? It's just thinking But what is thinking if you're talking what is thinking Eddie? I mean just rationalizing shit in your head trying to figure out a problem You need to get more, I need him to have more generalized anxiety. Yeah.

Yeah. So this is like, you really should read all of his books. So PKD, he put- What if I just read one? Yeah. Read what Android's dream of electric cheat. You would like that. You already know the story, it's very short.

You would like it. You have fun with it. It's actually, you'd be surprised how strange PKD is if you actually read it. It's like not straight up and down sci-fi at all. It's very, very weird. Or the man in the high castle, it's got Nazis. Man in the high castle is wonderful. It is a...

It's an alternative history about if the Nazis won. I know. And let me guess. Let me tell you. Yeah, let me tell you. Guess what? What? It's not good. Not good?

No. I know. And let me guess. Let me tell you. Yeah, let me tell you. Guess what? What? It's not good. Not good? No. No. The most recent evidence of the Black Knight satellite. So for those of you that are wondering, go read Radio Free Albumeth, The Divine Invasion,

The Transmigration of Timothy Archer, and Valis. That is the Valis series. It all talks about... Valis is a very touching, scary book about a man you're watching. Because essentially it's a hidden autobiography. And you're watching Philip K. Dick wrestle with this thing of like, am I crazy or is this real? And he's the smartest man in the world.

And he is tortured by this. He's too creative for his own good. And he died of a brain aneurysm not too shortly after yeah I mean there was a you know He would sometimes if correct me if I'm wrong here But I like he claimed that like man in the high castle was he actually traveled to that like he could jump Dimensions and he actually traveled to another dimension in which he saw you know the Nazis won and then came back and wrote the book Yeah, he did a whole like he believed in this emotional truth.

He started to really believe that every one of his books were from a real alternative future. Sounds like he's like the only guy who can remember his dreams. He really had lost his mind. He's just also great. Philip K. Dick is a cool, what an amazing character. He's fucking, he was a big dude too. He's a fucking huge man.

Now the most recent evidence of the black night satellite is a photo. We know that we now know it's from the ISS 1998 the NASA STS 88 mission had the space shuttle Endeavour Transporting modules for construction of the ISS and one of the astronauts snapped a photo of the black night satellite So this is what I'm asking. This is what it was. Yeah, that's what that picture was it You see that one that picture is what I'm asking for. This is what it was. Yeah. That's what that picture was. That's what that one, that exact picture is? Yes. Okay, cool. However, now we're getting to the bummer section.

There are a number of skeptics who claim that the Black Knight satellite photo is actually just a photo of a blanket, space trash. Officially NASA says the object is space junk. Space junk number 025570. And that actually burned up in the atmosphere a few days after the picture was taken. The thermal blankets were used to cover the trunnion pins on the modules and won't happen to float into space. Allegedly. During spacewalk. Astronaut Commander Robert Cabana even reported saying, Jerry one of them dumb newcomers got

away from you my friend So did a blanket go missing yeah, yeah, okay, so it's probably the blanket or NASA engineer James Oberg and cosmonaut Sergey Krikulov also claimed the black knight said a lot photo is just a photo of a lost thermal blanket Which looks like an alien object because there's no gravity in space and something like a blanket will maintain its shape But not Sergey Krikulov also claimed the black knight said a lot photo is just a photo of a lost herbal blanket Which looks like an alien object because there's no gravity in space and something like a blanket will maintain its shape If you look at also there's a bunch of AI breakdowns where they try to say look at solid Oh, you could see but it could maybe very well be a blanket. I don't know

I could see why people would think it's a blanket because of the ruffles and stuff Oh, yes Because there's a lot of stuff that Most people believe the testimony from the astronauts saying that it's part of a cover-up, maybe. NASA removed the photo of the thermal blanket from their official website, leading to even more cover-up speculation. They dumped it in the trash.

I mean, just keep it up there. No, but that's the thing. They have to go and make it extra mysterious by deleting it. And it turns out there's, you know what, it's what's fucked up though, which is true. There's a lot of trash in space. Tons of trash is true. There's a lot of trash in space tons of trash There's a lot of trash a lot of satellites don't even work anymore. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah

And they some of its left up there some of most of it burns up in the atmosphere some of the crash into the ocean in 2006 a spatula Was lost during the space shuttle Discovery's mission to the International Space Station in 2008 astronaut Heidi to the International Space Station in 2008 astronaut Heidi Stefanishnum Piper like a single spatula Yep, single spatula was lost. Oh, yeah, sounds like someone did something they should have done and fucking hid that shit That's my thing. I just throw that special. Yeah. All right evidence. I just want to do This astronaut lost her grip on a tool bag during a spacewalk And it was repairing jammed gear for a solar panel the bag bag weighed 30 pounds and it had $100,000 worth of space ready tools.

It could still be, it's still be seen on radar. Oh really? Oh yeah, which is pretty funny. Yeah, you can snag that thing. Oh yeah. You can make a cool hundred grand. That's some good ass money, dude. Like I always think about that meteorite.

I can't believe that movie wasn't made. That's gonna crash somewhere. That's got like 12, it's like a meteorite made out of like $12 billion worth of gold. Yeah. We don't know where that is. In's like a meteorite made out of like 12 billion dollars worth of gold. Yeah We don't know where that is in 2007 a 1400 pound tank of ammonia Was thrown overboard from the ISS because NASA said they needed to free up room on the shuttle's return trip to Earth It was in orbit for a year before it burned up in the atmosphere

NASA developed urine recycling systems. They used to just dump their pee. Why not? I actually think I missed that What just said shooting pee and and D? Did they shoot the feces as well? Yeah, of course Why would you not shoot it in the space because I think it's you great You can now recycle it like they now recycle the urine to drink a drinkable water peepee water the urine to drink drinkable water. PP water. Shoot in the space. Come on, shoot in the space.

It's crystals out there. Little twinkly stars. This is actually- Twinkle twinkle little star. But this is actually truly interesting. 2012 classified documents were unsealed regarding US spy satellite program Corona. Interesting name. Which operated from 1959 to 1972.

The spy satellites would take photos over the Soviet Union, then dump the film back to earth by parachute. There were at least 23 Corona spy satellites in medium earth orbit between 600 to 1000 miles above earth. So it is quite possible that a lot of these unknown objects that were spotted during that time period were our own secret US spy satellites. Okay Yeah, I mean that's one of the things about where we are today And like just as far as information disclosure goes and as far as belief goes is that there was so much

Shit in the cold during the Cold War so much secret shit going on Oh, yeah We didn't want the Russians to know about and the Russians do what doing so much secret shit that they didn't want us to know About that all of us were lying all the time about what everything was Yeah, so it really did just erode the trust of the public and China started launching shit Yeah, and they're not telling the truth either. So now we got like fucking billionaires launching shit. Yeah. Lord knows what they got up there. Yeah. But the I guess the point is that, you know, this stuff is where conspiracy breeds because people do notice that they do see it. Of course. The government can't come out and say, oh yeah, that's a spy satellite

because we need to check out raw stuff on Dawn, you know, every six weeks. So they lie about it and conspiracy breeds. And that's where we are in the 21st century now think about what we just dealt with with the balloons yeah the chinese spy balloons we had to deal with all of this where we had to make a big deal be like oh i can't believe they're spying on us when we've been doing we've doing we're watching them from space of course they're doing the same thing we're all spying on each other all the time yes and think about that i mean the drone flap was what five months ago yeah no one's fucking talking about anymore It's already gone. It's gone. It's gone. It's over because it probably was an AI pilot at a drone program

Yeah, quite could be but that's the thing we didn't no one told us what it was No one told us that yeah, and it was just there and it's gone and now it's in the ether That was five months. That was five fucking months ago. You gotta tell me lifetime ago. I'm still thinking about it I can't get a straight answer out of Henry anytime. I'm just used to being ignored, but it's because mystery is important, Eddie. Sometimes it's all about answering the questions because not every question has an answer.

Some questions are just there to postulate. Why was the airport shut down? That's a good question. It's very scary, Eddie. None of us will know. But the Black Knight satellite mystery remains. In in March of 2017 the Daily Mail published an article that claimed is reported by Secureteam10 YouTube channel that the black knight satellite was shot down by the elite Illuminati UFO hunters so good night black knight satellite, and thank you for your service

So I find I think anything at lakes that makes people look to the sky is is fun. And I think that, yes, obviously, this can be very easily debunked and torn apart. But there's still something about the mystery of space. It's why we do this. It is as mysterious as the, you know, like the bottom of the ocean. We don't know what's going on. That's why we got all the stuff and crack and all that kind of stuff It's the same thing as up there and until one day we master space, which we will never know

The mysteries will continue. I think that's great. I mean, I love knowing about it But uh, you know, it does seem like a blanket now that we're really talking about it Blanket look at it real hard. It does. Yeah, it's got a blanket now that we're really talking about it. It's probably a blanket. Look at it real hard. It does, yeah. It's got a blanket aspect to it, yes. I can't see that. When you zoom out, it looks like a rock. But yeah, when you get in there.

But I do want to do, I do want to one day have proper, I want to do something where we make Tesla look cool again. Well, that's impossible now. Yeah, actually it is impossible now. That poor, poor, like it's just poor sad man. Poor sad. Just still his reputation and his name is just shit on and shit on and forever. Like it's not like forever run. He's just like, what? He sees like what's happening now. He's just like oh what the living fucking hell What I saw people gonna be talking to angels

Thought he was talking to angels So you know but I am right now Two angels any Marcus. Thank you for letting me lead this episode I want to thank Joel McKean our head researcher. He helped me write this whole fucking thing I needed it obviously and you know again just helping people ask questions Honestly, I hope I get to a point where I learn about every single fucking alien thing that's coming and it's good that it's I feels good I'm glad we're doing this right before contact in the desert Yes

Because we're going there and it's always good to know a little bit more so I can ask questions whenever I'm talking to these people Absolutely, so it's very it's very helpful. I'm for those of you that are single out there. It helps you flirt Yeah, this is the kind of stuff you got to flirt with that contact I think yeah, I think that's advice for the ladies not for the men not the men need men men just know Can women arrive? Women should go to contact in the desert. No, there was plenty of women at contact in the desert. They're all selling crystals. Staff, yeah.

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We are next so when we're doing is gonna be Toronto, but that's already sold out on May 3rd. So make sure you, if you can't go to that, we got Atlanta in June, Salt Lake city. What I, my first time doing a big outdoor show. I'm very excited for that. It's going to be interesting. July. We basically do one a month except for in August we're doing two. We're doing Durham and Charlotte. And then we're going to keep coming and we've got, we've got cities booked once a month for the whole rest of the year.

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full weekend in Key West, which is going to be a fucking blast. I don't know if people go to Key West anymore. I fucking love that place. It could wash away at any moment. Yeah, so this might be your last time to go. It's the only way. Yes. And then make sure you come see us in May at Contact in the Desert, which is the last day of May and then the first two days of June.

That's going to be a fucking blast. You love it. It's like a goddamn cruise ship. I can't wait. We're all talking about it. Oh yeah. Then come to Crime Wave at Sea slash last. This is, we got a lot going on, don't we? this whole fucking year is booked booked solid. Thank you Henry. This was so nice. Yes. Thank you

This yeah, I appreciate you like taking time and doing that because I feel like the alien stuff has been slept on lately And it's such a major part of the show and thank you for that. We're bringing it back Yeah, I don't care what anybody's with your goon shirt. How is your gooning going? poor yeah, I We're bringing it back! Yeah. I don't care what anybody says. With your goon shirt. How is your gooning going? Poor. Yeah. Hahaha. I'd just go, man. I'd just go.

It's more of an aspirational shirt than it is. It's to inspire others. Goon. Because I cannot. Hahaha. Goodbye. Hail gooning. Hail Ean.

And hail Philip K. Dick. Yeah, it's my boy! PKD.