Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 632: Psychic Bigfoot & the Star People

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

Do you ever feel like someone is watching you? Have you ever felt the presence of a mysterious hairy entity reaching out to make contact and guide you? You may have encountered the elusive Psychic Bigfoot. This week, Henry guides the boys deep into unknown territory to investigate a cryptid so powerful that it's spawned an entire subculture of new-age Sasquatch-worshipping mystics... Open your mind, Open your heart, Open your spirit... to Psychic Sasquatch. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. 

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. Who was that? How's that? Oh, shit! Ah!

Henry, I can see that you're, are you in a sort of meditative state in this moment? Are you talking to someone? Sasquatch in. Sasquatch, that seemed like a Sasquatch out. Henry out. Okay. Susqueach in. But you're blowing.

Henry out. But you're breathing in when you're saying, and breathing out when you're saying. Sasquatch in. Henry out. Okay, yeah, there you go. There it is. I would like to first thank you two

ignorant city people. Okay. For joining me today on our journey. Yeah. Because I have called to the four directions and they are arriving now. The spirits, the swamp knolls,

all the fay, every single thing that's there, but one. cannot see. Now the four directions is north, west, east, and south? Correct. City dweller. What about up and down?

Depends on where you're... That's north and south. That's north and south. North is up, south is down. Yeah. And when you say one cannot see, do you mean that we can't see one of them or one of them is blind? We are all blind in many ways.

Welcome to the last podcast on the left. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. Galactic language is... are super important. They have to be brought in before we can even begin kama kama kama kama kakakikis. So you're cosmic language.

You need to slow down. You're speaking too fast. It's sounding almost exactly like the sort of tongues that I heard speaking in the four square church that I went to back in Texas as a child. Yes, but what the four square church didn't have was a bunch of weird 65-year-old women

with armpit hair and no bras. I think you might have had that. It did not. Those women were covered. My name is Marcus Parks. There were bras of plenty of that four-square church. I'm here with the, I guess, galactically fluent, Henry Zabrowski.

Oh, I am galactically loose. What I am doing here is that is an opportunity for me to show you what interspecies communication is and how important it is to with your best friend every time you get a chance to and I'ma-lack-a-laki-bukey

and I would imagine I'm also speaking with the monolanguaged at Larson Mono-language Barely Barely monolinged Now before we get started today Henry

I have to ask you How much do you want me to ridicule you Like how much do you want me to Do you want me to take this seriously? Yeah because this is a Henry led episode. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just want to know what direction you have for me.

Well, do you want to see Bigfoot by not in technically not seeing Bigfoot? No. Well, then you might not want to listen. But I will say you might help you, it might help you to open up to this. Because you never know what you let in when you properly gape yourself to the universe. I'll gape you, bro. Yeah, fuck at it. So you're saying that today we have the possibility of,

letting something in. Something beautiful? Something... Earth-shattering. Something dangerous. Is it going to be dangerous? Only dangerous to your paradigm. Is Bigfoot a gape ape? Yes. Today's episode. I used to have a t-shirt that just said

grape ape, but I had to stop wearing it because any time I wore a hoodie over it, I mean... We all know. The G became obscured. We all know. And everyone's just like, is that your nickname? It's a lowercase all right? Yeah. No, it was all capital letters, so yeah, I had to stop wearing that t-shirt.

Hey, what do you got? Hey, just so you know, at least you gave them warning. Can I borrow it? It was far too small for you. I don't know why a shirt that small was made for a man named Grapey. Now it's time for me to bring everything back to normal. Welcome to last podcast on the left. My name is Henry Zabrowski, and I have written a script that I'm going to read today.

Yes. With help. so let's go through it now today we're going to be talking about a very important topic a lot of people have theories about bigfoot sure book foots it's a square way to say it's a squatch it's a proper way to say it's a squash now every people have asked us here like why have we don't we save it save it so a lot of people have asked us why haven't you done a big giant bigfoot series and largely it's because of how elusive the subject matter is.

And a lot of people can't even decide what Bigfoot is. And today we're taking a very specific track. Today, there's a lot of theories, right? People say it's a, it's an ape, some form of missing link. Those of you that are more science-based, right? People say, is it a pre-human? Is it a post-human? Is it a time traveler?

Exactly. Is it an interdimensional being? But does that make it all something else? Or is it something that you cannot see literally? even if you wanted to. Yes. That's what we're covering today. How do you make a podcast blurry?

This way. Normally I do it with a little bit of, it's called bourbon. Now this might be a question that's answered later on, but if you cannot see Bigfoot, if Bigfoot is indeed invisible, then why does he need to have, he or she need to have a bigfoot form like the form of a large hairy being? If you can't see it, then how do they know what form it takes? Because it's awesome and you're ignorant. Yeah.

Ah. Let's go now back to the script. We all know about Bigfoot. Skunk ape, folk monster, Momo, the wood ape, swamp ape. Yeti, Yowie, Saskatch. But do you know that all these various bigfuts are actually extraterrestrial

humans known as star people? Yes. I do know. Good work. Almost all cryptozeological and most UFO adjacent sightings actually belong to the same category of phenomenon. And they are hard to pin down.

And it's not because their lens is blurry or they haven't updated the app or it's because it's a bear with mange it's sick or it's like some kind of fat hairy guy that's sick or maybe it's because you're a strange daughter called that morning it's because

the star people don't reveal themselves to just anyone okay so they're not invisible all the time no I mean well they are unless you can see them okay a person must be pure of heart spiritually open

and have intellectual intentions not clouded by mainstream science. Ah. I want you to remember that term, mainstream science, because that's the villain here. I'm guessing that all of us being vaccinated precludes us from ever seeing star people. Oh, buddy. Yeah. So we're never seen star people. Buddy, that's the reason why I go to my vaccine shedder.

Have you been in, have you seen my guy, Greg? I have not. No, but where does he operate out of again? It's right under the 101. I go and I see him. He says, he does it all anally over Zoom. Yeah, he sucks it out. Yeah, he puts his butt hole at the Zoom camera and he takes it from you.

It's actually, it's great. It's only $500. If you've been to school, you can't see Sasquatch. Well, unless you've been to the proper school. Oh, okay. Then the star people, so just so you know, if you are pure, star people in Bigfits will appear to you, all right? Starting with telepathic messages, then they will appear as seemingly benign shadows in

your peripheral vision, then eventually is a full-on encounter with UFOs, extraterrestrials, Bigfoot's, and even fairies in tow. And then eventually therapists and social workers. And one of, yes?

So I'm guessing that, you know, we know with extraterrestrial encounters, they are often extraordinarily scary to most people. So is the psychic bigfoot track a way to have a positive experience with extraterrestrials.

No. It's both, right? Sort of. It's neutral. I would say it's almost entirely neutral. Neutral, okay. One of the leading figures studying this phenomenon is Jack John Quaouni Lapsoritis, and he has an associate's bachelor's and master's degrees in holistic health, herbalism,

dowsing, anthropology, psychology, conservation, after studying at various community colleges in the Midwest, University of New Hampshire, University of Wisconsin, North Adams State, and Williams College in Massachusetts. He even studied dowsing at the Wisconsin Society for Psychic Research in Milwaukee. And would you believe that he got none of that debt refunded? Oh, no. He's like $150 in the hole. Oh, no. Yes. How will he ever recover? I honestly, looking at his current lifestyle, I don't know. Yeah, I was going to ask, so it is not, he did not, he didn't not studied dowsing at the University of Wisconsin. Oh, yeah, sure. It was just on the grounds.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What is dousing? Dowsing is when you look for water with pieces of wood. It's looking for the wet spot. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, college is great for that. It is. Jack was raised in the 1950s. That's why I learned how to do it. That's what I did. You know, old-fashioned dick old radar. Jack was raised in the 50s, accustomed to hunting, fishing, and trapping. when America was great, meaning there was no public utilities or things to do.

By the time he was 25 years old, he had backpacked around the world to 40 countries. Do you have an idea how hard it is to fit a 20-year-old in a backpack? Thank you. Jack Cowanee is an expert in the field of bigfoots or foots. He likes to call him foots? Futs. Because he can't be saying big foots all day, ain't got all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

BFs. Well, again, if they're big foot, sometimes they are just foots. I got a question about this, by the way. Bigfoot's, they're huge, right? Yeah, massive. Seven, eight feet tall. Why not call them big hands? Because that's not what you see.

You see the big foot. Honestly, it's true. It's because you see the big foot. Oh, it's from the markers. From the tracks. Yeah, because it all comes from the tracks. Everything about my guy with big foots, like when you talk to these people, if you want to have conversations about dermal ridges.

Dermal ridges is key. For hours on end. Key. Then talk to a big foot hunter. All right. Jack Cowanee. And by the way, would you say that these people are, because, you know, Bigfoot hunters, we've talked about them a lot in the past. This is very different than Bigfoot.

These guys are distinctly anti-Bigfoot hunter. Okay, so they're more Bigfoot enthusiasts. They're Bigfoot gatekeepers. Yeah. Because they don't want people to just find Bigfoot because they believe people do harm to Bigfoot. They believe they need to be the middleman, specifically, Kawhouni Lapsaritis specifically says he's a middleman between society and the Bigfoot. So if they are so protective of the Bigfoot. foot, why are there so many

YouTube videos talking about it? Because they're the only ones who can see the big foots. So they're trying to bring the message of the big foots to all of us. And so that's because they're pure enough. Jack Lapsiritis with his very long January 6th ponytail and his Benjamin Franklin glasses

is legitimately the most pure man you've ever met because he's allergic to money. I understand. I was reading the YouTube comments on the video you sent me and there was one guy who really cracked me up. He's like, I've seen Bigfoot. This guy's full of shit.

Yeah, it's my favorite. It's my favorite. I love the fighting here. The fighting here. We're not there. Today's peaceful. There's no interwars today. As a matter of fact, one of the big reveals today is that they're all a lot more close than I thought they were.

Now, Jack Cowanee is an expert in the field of Bigfoot's. He's devoted its life to documenting Bigfoot's encounters in which the experiencer received telepathic and psychic messages from Bigfoot's and aliens. Sure. Jack Cowanee has documented well over 200 of these encounters from a wide variety of reputable people. This, of course, according to Jack Cowanee. He also has personally had 75 Bigfoot and alien encounters continuously since 1979.

Wow. Ted Morrie gets to the next five for free. Oh, I like sandwiches. Yep. And they do, but a lot of times you leave hungry. Continually since 1979. So that means every year there's been At least one.

Dude's seen an alien right now in that YouTube video. Yeah, okay. He's literally seeing one right now. He sees them everywhere. Yeah. That's the key, too, is that when you live with Bigfoot psychically, you don't get any room from Bigfoot. So that means that Bigfoot are around us at all times. Here's one right here.

Wow. Could be sitting on that air for your fire. So Bigfoot watches me jerk off? Yeah, like Santa Claus. That's great. Now, Jack Cowanee has documented many. of his Bigfoot and alien encounters from himself and others in his two books, the psychic

Sasquatch and their UFO connection and the Sasquatch people and their interdimensional connection. Jack channeled his works from the Grand Elder Sasquatch, who chose to trust him. I'm just glad he didn't get in contact with the Grand Wizard Elder Esquatch because that guy's an asshole.

Did you know that there were Jewish Bigfoot's and it's a problem? Hey, come on! Hey! Foot squits! Now in Jack, Wowney's second book, there are four distinct types of saucequitch. The Sasquatch people who look ape-like with conical heads and brimium with psychic and spiritual power. Are Marianne-Henderson's.

Yes. The ancient ones or star people who look like Sasquatch, but with a human face. Like our Ed Larson. Like a Laboooo-Gobo? Gotcha. The dog baboon-faced forest giants, they're hard to see. So they're dog and baboon-faced? Sometimes. It's both.

Can be. One is more baboon-esque and one is more dog-like. But they're both forest giants. Forest giants, but oftentimes they stoop to hide their real height. But they're invisible, so why are they stooping? Because the people that can see them don't want to be frightened by them. Ah. Yes. So they hide from the few people that can see them, but even though they're invisible. Yes. And even though they've chosen these people to see them, but they still... They don't want to overwhelm them.

Ah, look at Lapsiritis. Lapsuritis is one bad IRS report away from killing everyone. However, and then the original orangutan-faced skunk ape. But that's in Florida, we're not getting there. Okay. However, for most of this episode, you just need to know the classic Sasquatch and the human-faced ancient ones, aka the star people. And I believe that the wookie from Endor might have to be involved, but I do have the stuff saying the W-word. That's just because I was talking about that.

I was talking to that Grand Wizard Bigfoot far too long. Yeah, well, the wukies are from Kashik, by the way. Oh, really? Yeah. Is it the actual planet? Yeah. Yeah, Kashik. Really? Yeah.

Well, good. There is a wookie planet, of course. I'm pretty certain that they would hang out with that. They blew it up in the fan fiction. Would I also feel like, where is my wookie movie? We've talked about this. Where's my entirely wookie movie, entirely not in wookie language and no English? Actually, they did do that.

In the Christmas special, right? Yeah, the Star Wars holiday special is actually entirely in the wookie language. needs a redo. Very, uh... Well, the first part is. It's tedious. It takes a long time. I don't know.

I was really high when I watched it, so it felt like it lasted an hour and a half. And the clanker, uh, slur actually came from that as well, which I do not know. Also, so if you're incorrect about that, is this going to be full of lies? Well, these lies, Eddie, came straight from books. So they were written down. Now, one may ask, what is the difference between Bigfoot and a star person? First, check their IMDB Pro. In reality, in reality, there is, thank you, Eddie.

You still sitting somewhere around the 1,200s? Yes, still under, deeply below out of Adolf Hitler. In reality, there isn't a difference. They are just different versions of the same extraterrestrial human race known as the ancient ones. A Bigfoot is hairy all over, has a beast-like face, and it's between six and 12 feet tall. A star person is hairy all over, has a human-like face, and is anywhere between three and 22 feet tall. That's a big gap. Huge gap.

But almost the same. A star person can also be hairless with an otherworldly face between three and six feet tall. These are more commonly known as the Greys. Write this down. You wrote it down. I have it in front of me. Exactly. I'll email it to you.

You did. Side stories, L-P-O-T-L-G-Mail.com. I'm telling the audience. So when they say star people, star people include a variety of... different things. I agree. I believe I view the star people as Bigfoot's managers. Oh, okay. They're the bosses of

the Bigfoot's. They are the ones that the Bigfoot's directly report to. Tall White's, uh, Pleadians. Star people. Star people. They can all be under that, which I think is almost a bigfoot racist term for other ETs. But that's a deeper conversation. We're not ready for. The star people, they're always waiting in the sky and they like to come to meet us.

But they're afraid they'll blow our money. Yeah. It's actually, David Bowie was not. incorrect. He was not incorrect. See, all ancient ones have psychic abilities and can telepathically communicate with any living being. There are clues within all ancient earth people's mythologies

that the ancient ones have always been on earth and have always interacted with those who are spiritually able, have a warm heart, and lack fear. Additionally, their blood should also reach a certain threshold of Mountain Dew content. To attract

a Bigfoot or a star person, you must not. Now this is key. Okay. You must not be actively searching for an encounter with a Bigfoot. All right. It's like the ghost for Mario Brothers. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. Don't look at you, though. Okay.

And then you're in danger. They're so psychically strong that they can sense anyone who means them harm and anyone who has less than noble intentions, such as to make money. All right. Yes. The psychic bigfoot's and star people can also sense if you are a hateful person who doesn't

have a relationship with God. You know, and honestly, in the end, Jack Lapsaritis does seem to be writing about one specific guy. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like this, that one guy, Jerry from the South, Denton, Jiffyloob, he's not seeing Bigfoot. He doesn't have a relationship with God.

Yeah, he doesn't know. He can't be there. He's not pure enough. Christian God is like, which God are we talking about here? It's real loose on that. But I let me just say, and I'm not seeing a heck of a lot of Jewish interaction with the star people. I see. I'm guessing. it's Gaia. Gaia is the, I want to say, is the fake Native American version of God.

That's God if you met God at a trinket store in Milwaukee Mall. Okay. Yeah. And that's also where these people work. That's where they work. Because, again, they can't go to see Bigfoot for money except they do now. You know what I mean? Yeah.

It's whatever, let's take a consensus in Sedona, Arizona, and whatever those people think is God, collectively, that's who they're talking about. And I'm pretty certain. I want to say it's Dr. Phil. Bigfoot's in the star people have been on Earth for millions of years and know it's true history. They know that humans are causing great harm to the planet.

Their mission is to activate every special individual to spread the good word of the star people in hopes of changing hearts and minds to save the planet Earth. Special people like Tila Tequila and Azalea Banks. Truly, truly, truly special. The one of the positive thing you can say about all of these grifters is that they genuinely

love the planet Earth and do want to help. And they want to do anything to help, but anything that helps. Yes. They got good ideas. A lot of people do. Good intentions. Everybody does. Yeah, good intentions, but they spend all that time on psychic pigfoot. Instead of helping their children with their homework. Or like recycling things or like doing something you could do for the environment. That's fine. Community gardens, stuff like that. It's fine. sometimes according to an ancient one named Holotti that Jack met in Hawaii Star people, Sasquatches, and humans

have been known to interbreed Because they were all genetically Basically the same Oh yeah, like Hagrid Yep He loved to fuck those kids No, I know Hagrid was the son of a half giant Oh, I thought

It's Hagrid was the son of a giant lady And a regular man Because I just have assumed that Hagrid had Gatians At Hogwarts Which is why he lived outside the school No, he's just too big to be inside Oh, that's why. Yeah.

And also, he got that little girl killed. Oh, that's right. That's worse than you. Spoiler. But it wasn't his fault, really. Let's not talk about it. Hagrid's got nothing to do with this story. That's fiction.

Jack repeatedly references the differences between Sasquatch and humans to be the same as the difference between types of Asians. Oh, thank God. We all know what he's talking about. You got your electric Asians. You got your jumping Asians. You got your subterranean Asians. tree-dwelling Asians, all types of Asians, all different and special. Only the most non-racist and most racist can tell the difference.

So we're fucked. Yes. Jack officially includes the description of fellow Bigfoot Star People influencer Sunbo True Brother, who transcribed a trilogy of books entitled Cisquatch's Message to Humanity. Spoiler, a lot of the messages are me hungry, can me get a Popeye's chicken sandwich? These books were telepathically sent to Sunbo by Camus, a grand shaman elder Sasquatch,

who also wrote, Hell as Other Bigfoot. Starting on September 28, 2015, Sunbo True Brother, began receiving telepathic messages from Camus, the great shaman elder Sasquatch, who had a desperate plea that needs to be shared with all of humanity in hopes that his knowledge will allow humankind to evolve past

our current destructive mode of existence. Camus, the Grand Elder Sasquatch, was nominated by the Council of Grand Shaman Elder Sasquatches to reach out to a human who would hear the message and work hard to, quote, raise humanity's vibrations to higher levels of consciousness. I mean, my problem, I mean, it's the same problem as always with all of these stories is that these aliens or big feats,

big foots, big foots, they all tend to reach out. It's like they all tend to reach out to the person that is least likely to be listened to. The person with the most amount of time to talk. No one ever reaches out to Bernie Sanders. No, Bernie's busy.

Bernie is busy. We didn't even listen to him and he was staying real shit. Exactly. You're right. Exactly. I think people are more ready for this message. Humans and Bigfoot's used to live in harmony and were actually bioengineered by the star elders to work together as a

balanced twin life force that would thrive on Earth. Okay. Of course. There were many attempts to create this powerful twin life force that died off. The Bigfoot's carry ancient star elder souls which help them foster soul growth on Earth, which will allow Earth to eventually become

an intergalactic hub of spiritual consciousness that would be home to countless species of aliens like Raleigh Durham International. Yes. Squatches were engineered to have superior strength and resistance to various climates. Their thick fur protects from the cold and

from insect bites. Their long arms and legs allow them to run, jump, and climb much better than humans. They can see in the dark, and they can hold their breath for a very long time. And according to Sunbo True Brother, they sound like this. Woo! So it can all sound like an owl?

It's somewhat. Okay. No, I'm not doing that. So your unaware camper could think, wow, that's a deep voice for an owl. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, he really doesn't sell that hard. Whoa, wow. Sunbo True Brother, does the Bigfoot influencing in such a spectacularly lazy way that I love him. Yeah.

And he's talking to a woman named Regina Meredith that would go to drop the fucking bomb on him that her Sasquatch mentor, actually, he predicted Hurricane Katrina. Wow. But he didn't want to tell the news because it's so hard for them to pick up the fucking. Yeah, he hates Chas. You need a booker. So you predicted Hurricane Katrina, along with the National Weather Service, who knew that the storm was coming for like five days before it actually hit. And, you know, there was like, a lot of warning that like, get out, get out, it's coming,

it's coming. Turned out it was the only Bigfoot with that app. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The news, because they just talked about it for, like, days before it actually hit landfall. The one thing I will say about these interviews, is the lighting was surprisingly great. The Regina Meredith has a far better production quality than she has any

right to, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was real well done. I could hear them properly, but I will say, at the end, when they're like, well, we have to wrap this up. I'm like, no, you don't. Well, Sunbo, yeah, definitely.

Sumbo Troubethers got a hard out at one. He looks like Jiminy Cricket from Always Sunny. He is Chimney Cricket from Always Sunny. This man is a whole white guy dreads. Yes. Oh, this is, ha ha.

He's not white. He's Sasquatch people. And he's part Cree as well. Well, they say that. The Sasquatch people also have like the meth-picking scabs that he has all over his face. Very much so. He's busy. He needs the energy.

I'm just going to put this out there, guys. I went looking for Sunbo's True Brothers, actual real information. and it has been fucking deeply scrubbed. I went looking for his real name. I couldn't find it. He says his real name doesn't matter since all the things that he's seen has changed him too much for his old name to matter.

But the only record of him I could find was weird, hastily made videos of the rainbow gathering from 2012 where he was 20 years older than everybody else there. So it was one of those where I just think he's one of those fun, weird, 35-year-old men that started to show up

at a place where there's a bunch of teenagers. Oh, look at him. He looks exactly. Jiminy Cricket. Like rickety cricket. It's exactly like he really does. Holy shit. And I don't mean to talk mess because this is Rob's favorite guy. All right, back to Siski.

Right from your blade. Back to the truth. Cisquitch are the most developed entities in the universe in regards to psychic powers. Telepathy, mind reading, remote viewing, hypnosis, astral projection, dematerialization, teleportation, shape-shifting, mind control, and the ability to impregnate beings with a soul. The Sasquatch is a true interdimensional being and can utilize all of their powers at all levels of existence.

Because the ability to impregnate beings with a soul, so they couldn't impregnate like a rat? Does a rat have a soul? They could give it one? Oh, see, I was thinking that... I couldn't impregate them with an actual, like, being, but just the soul. Yeah, they're not physical. Yeah, yeah, so you can only, they can only put a soul into somebody, not actual, a key of soul.

They're selling Kia souls. The ability to put a soul within a being, not the ability to impregnate beings, only exclusively beings with souls. These six foots are only physical like 5% at the time. Okay, so you're saying that they can put a soul in a spider. Yeah. Okay. I'm the one with the outline. See, now this is the reason why someone you will.

never. It's, by the way, it's fine to say, I don't know. Oh, no, I can't. I have the outline. Here's why someone,

I want you to understand, you will never find physical evidence of the Ciswitch. Cascat, fur, and their corpses. Cisquatch and the star people can live for thousands of years.

And when they do eventually pass through the veil, their bodies become completely immaterial. Oh, okay. Oh, that's why we never found their bones or anything. Exactly.

Yeah. Cascatch, however. What about their scat, though? And thank you for saying scat and not being thank you for being very what happens to their scat it feeds the plants

this is why you'll never find it I need that honestly I need that bumper sticker the key though honestly one of the worst things about this and then we're obviously the most guilty of this is Sasquatch is acceptable to psychic

damage and can be seriously harmed by insults and ridicule. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Eddie. They are kept alive through the brave humans who know the truth, who hold enough space in their hearts for the Squatch to thrive. If there were ever to be a coordinated effort to physically capture Bigfoot, the psychic damage would be so powerful, it would quickly lead to complete Sasquatch genocide. Ah.

All right. The famed film footage of Bigfoot captured by Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin is a double-edged sword as it allowed more humans with the capability to help Bigfoot to discover their true purpose but it also could have started a wave of hunters out to destroy Bigfoot's everywhere

and think about the people who activated that into purpose and how that helped them and how that Bigfoot changed their that Bigfoot footage changed them into Bigfoot people and how much damage that is. Yeah. It is like after Jaws came out, everyone killed all the sharks. Absolutely. But this is all from Sumbo True Brother.

Gotcha. We're not going to go and get all into all of his experiences because they're even more vague than anything else that we've talked about before. What would happen if you shot Bigfoot in the head? Just disappear. Crazy. Yep, that's right.

Just fucking tripping out right now. It's cool, fuck. Shoot him again. His soul's still dancing. So now let's dive back into the world of Jack Cowanee Lapsoritis and his encounters with Bigfoot's and Star People. Currently, actually, I'm on the second cycle of my meds

my current bout with chronic lapsiritis. Which me good luck. As of 2017, Jack Cowanee had been researching Bigfoot's for his entire life. 65 years, with over 300 documented encounters. Jack Cowanee has visited over 40 countries, including England, East Africa, Japan. East Africa, did you just forget which country you went to? It was in the East section. He said, by the coast.

Australia, Colombia, Brazil, Russia, and India. Most of these adventures involved collecting information about the region's Bigfoot. Jack also lived with many indigenous tribes across the globe. He did a lot of sit-ins. He audited a lot of tribes. I got it. That almost makes you Native American. Do we believe that he traveled?

Yeah, I believe he got on planes. Jack Cowanee's first psychic experience with the Sasquatch was in 1979, and the experience triggered a psychic and constructive. spiritual transformation in check, which caused him to leave his job as a hypnotherapist to devote his life to understanding Bigfoot's and aliens. We think he was practicing in a mirror. Jack Cowanee would go on to speak about Bigfoot's and star people on over 420 radio shows. He would write two books and be featured in 23 others, as well as contribute to dozens

of magazines. He will never stop collecting and discussing Bigfoot. foot encounters. Everyone has tried. Now, before you raise to find Jack Cowanee's contact information, which is readily available, remember that

mainstream science will not back up your data, as they're always working to silence truth seekers who have experienced things beyond the typical scope of knowledge. Mainstream science... And I appreciate how you capitalized mainstream science. That's how you do. It's the only way to...

That's how I know how to say it. mainstream science. Where do you find his information if you could want to talk to him? God, Eddie, you just knock on the door to his house. He doesn't have a phone. See, they would say, mainstream fucking science refuses to accept the existence of big foots and star people, and they will hire government agents to discredit you

and scare you into keeping your mouth shut. Guys from the IRS and CPS. Yeah. CPS does show up. up at a lot of Bigfoot hunter's houses. Quite a bit. When Jack Cowanee first encountered Psychic Bigfoot in 1979, he knew that he had to dedicate himself to changing the world, despite knowing that mainstream science would mock him and

his work. It should be kept in mind that many mainstream sciences today were once considered fringe science that was openly ridiculed. For example, in the 1700s, the French Academy of Sciences refused to believe meteorites existed because they had never seen a rock fall from the sky. You can justify anything with this. Okay, cool. It's just the hill I die on.

Because back then they knew everything. Everything. Everything. And it's so strange that we're now trusting them saying, we're trusting their view of science back then, but we're not trusting the view of science now. Just because it's mainstream doesn't mean it's coal. Got it.

It's like Dane Cook of Science. Biology's the Dane Cook of Sciences. Mike drop. Thank you. Now it's a race against time. Jack Cowanee and his peers have been doing the hard work of collecting data from all sources and combining mathematics, adult contemporary science, spirituality, and religion into a unified theory of the universe. Adult contemporary sciences. That, of course, that is the main export of Sedona, Arizona. Dr. Barry Manilow actually taught me a lot about navigating in the ocean.

I like young adult science. Some people really do I like free science It's really having bebop It's about the vaccines you don't take It is a race against time though Because of man's folly The earth is suffering

From lethal weather patterns Ozone depletion, geological upheaval, unending pollution deadly untreatable disease And political violence And they're not wrong That's all true That's all very true

These changes are a part of the great purification, which will lead to biblical revelations, of course. Okay, so it is Christian God. Obviously, very obviously. It's been nothing about it. I've been heard Allah once. The star people are true and bigfuts. They're the true Christians.

And they know that the end times are real and imminent, and they are working hard to help spiritually develop enough humans so that we won't go extinct. And if they really wanted to help, honestly, they would lower the bar of only who Jack likes. You know, because it's only four people Jack personally knows. And he enjoys. And the thing are pure enough to see a Bigfoot. And so those are, so at the end of the world, once, you know, the end times come, the seven Seals break.

Mary, Susanna, Holotti, you know, Sunbo. Yes. Does Jack know Sunbo? We'll get to that. Okay. Of the 500 Bigfoot and UFO encounters, Jack Cowanee is documented, including hundreds of personal encounters. He has come to the conclusion that they are only trying to help. And the more people who are open to listen, the better chances we all have of surviving,

the impending apocalypse. The number of encounters keep going up. So during the course of the episode, yes. I was going to say something. Just know during the course of this current last chunk of this episode, he's already had 320 additional sightings. Oh, okay, good. As mentioned earlier, Bigfoot's are actually humans of extraterrestrial origins.

They represent a pure form of life that embraces the spiritual and the scientific. Bigfoot's and star people have examined mainstream science and find it lacking. It attempts to force many things into one box. Or as Jack Cowanee puts it, Mainstream Science is a cobbler mutilating a foot just to make a shoe fit. The last time he had to put a bunch of things in a box is when he was fired from his job. No, I quit being a hypnotherapist. Fire from his job, evicted from his apartment, divorced from his wife.

Can't go to supercuts anymore. The alleged objectivity of mainstream science is actually a disinformation sire. Okay. Right? They are actually incredibly subjective. Mainstream scientists are afraid of the true nature of the universe, and that has clouded entire fields of study, you fucking rubes. Plus.

Who's running the sci up? I think, honestly, it might be IRS. And the IRS and CPS. They are the most dangerous organizations inside the U.S. government. Yeah, by the many videos that I've seen on YouTube, or excuse me, on YouTube, on Instagram, many of these men who believe in these things do have a lot of problems with CPS. They do. And they are

definitely all trying to get their kids back while wearing funny hats. You know what it is? It's because they're wives don't understand. They're mainstream wives. So, Kowani, he's American. Pronounce it correctly. Kowani.

Kowani. He's American. Oh, yeah. And Sunbo's, he's Canadian. He's Canadian. Okay, good. I just want to make sure Neither one of them are indigenous people. No. But they sure like to sound like it. Plus, the court world order and governments, they have too much invested in quote-unquote

mainstream science, so they are constantly working to, quote, not upset the political and financial apple cart. Right. Leave the apple carts alone. So the mainstream science. So if we were to let Bigfoot into our hearts, then Bigfoot could cure our high

blood pressure. And mumps. And mumps. Yes. Oh, definitely. In a rearview mirror. Jack Cowanee's 650-plus telepathic encounters have happened because he is open-hearted and open-minded. Those who want to hunt, kill, and dissect Bigfoot's for science, will never be able to catch or even see Bigfoot. Because Bigfoot's are so psychically powerful. They can tell what a person holds in their hearts and minds. The Bigfoot's might allow you a glimpse, but you will never understand their true nature.

But if you want to go around a world, it's 20 bucks. I was wondering, sexually, the Bigfoot, is the Bigfoot threatened by human sexuality? No, they're intrigued by it and they love our women. And they have interbridged with our women when they are physical, the 5% of the time. But what about female Bigfoot's? Are they intrigued by males? Oh, you might hear a little bit about that coming up soon. Sunbow, I'd imagine.

Oh, no. Ye old Jack. Oh, he likes to fuck. If you're searching for physical proof of Sasquatch, you're starting in the wrong place. Okay. Psychic Bigfoot exists as a part of a holistic ecosystem, just as plants, insects, birds, and animals interact together. All life works together on a physical, psychic, and spiritual level. And once you understand the spiritual psychic language, you will be able to speak to Sasquatch.

But first, they must contact you. And to hear the messages, you must understand yourself and be one with nature. It's like a, it's like hinge in a way, because you guys who like, foots don't even, they didn't even try. They're opening messages. It's just like, hey, hey. What are you doing? I think it sounds like that more. Can you actually do more correct the...

No. Thank you. In 1979, when Jack Kowahouni had his first of nearly 800 encounters, he had contacted four different psychics, and each one you'd used a pendulum on a map to divine the location of Bigfoot. All of the pendulums landed in the Pacific Northwest around Mount Hood,

70 miles east of Portland, Oregon. So Kowahouni traveled to Mount Hood, found Bigfoot footprints, 12 inches long, stitches as wide, five toes, No claw marks, so definitely was not a bear. Not hood. Is he part of the clan?

No. There's no clans in this big foot. Is that why the hood? There's a shaped like that for the cone. They're all codical, yeah. Honestly, this is a longer experience. I did not know there'd be self-hating

Sasquatchez. There might be. Now, Jack Kowahuny continued scouring the area of the forest without fear. One night in his tent, he heard a large, by beddled creature walking around.

Jack Kowowni stuck out of his tent to try to take a photo, but the creature disappeared instantly. Bye-bye. This was the first of many, encounters that showcased Bigfoot's ability to dematerialize. Over several days, the same thing happened. Sounds of footsteps, growling sounds,

and nothing there when Jack tried to photograph it. Jack Cowanee consulted his psychics once more, and all of them warned Jack to steer clear of a cave nearby. He knew that they were pointing out the lair of Bigfoot, and he mentally prepared himself to enter the cave anyways. I'm coming in. I'm going to do it. But then he remembered that months earlier a psychic told him

that he would find Bigfoot's cave and that Bigfoot was an extraterrestrial who's on a scouting mission for more advanced aliens. The psychic warned Jack that if he interfered with the aliens work, there would be dire consequences. I don't know in there. Yeah, because stuff, consequences like, he might

need to get a job. Jack Cowanee decided he would not enter the cave after all. Then he felt a lightness and relaxation. A genuine feeling of relief coming from the beast that had been sneaking around his campsite. This is how I always feel when I don't enter a cave crack open a nice cold open can not going inside of a cave this guy loves when he doesn't

have to do something he's just like it's the option to back out so the big foot was coming to his campsite from the cave every every night he's trying to see what kind of guy jack is will jack want to just is that all he wants is a picture am i just justin bieber to this guy or does he actually want to know the secrets of the universe okay so the test is if jack just sits there while the Bigfoot wanders around and growls. Yeah. A lot. If he just sat there, quiet as a clam, he'd be right.

You'd already be in the cave hanging out with him. Oh, okay. So you can't want to, again, yes. You can't want it. But that's the thing is that if he did want it. He did want it. Let's just say maybe his story doesn't line up a lot. Yeah.

This would explain why you've never seen aliens or ghosts. I mean, to be honest, I'm also genuinely frightened. Oh, really? I am genuinely frightened. Bigfoot psychically heard, knew Jack's decision to not interfere in the star people's important work. Bigfoot knew Jack was no longer a threat. From this point on, Kaownee and Bigfoot did not fear one another. After this event, Jack Kawhony would see Bigfoot and the Star People a thousand times over many decades.

I thought it was 700. It's getting bigger and bigger. Sometimes Jack leaves out an opened jar of peanut butter, dried fish, or salt licks for Sasquite. Salt licks. Salt licks. That's so, that's so. that's so that's disrespect from leaving a salt lick out

and when he first did that he selfishly hoped to get Sasquatch's fingerprints to have them analyze by scientists which when Sasquatch never touched. Oh so that means the Sasquatch just leaned over the salt liquid just went well you know how easy it is to get fingerprints off of salt. Yeah so easy

and honestly not mention the huge factoid here what you learned. Sasquatch is keto yeah. As soon as Jack gave up on the hopes of proving Sasquatch was physically real, Sasquatch started eating the peanut butter and leaving bouquets of flowers as a thank you. Squatches sometimes play music by banging large

sticks against hollow trees. Coahony will join in by playing harmonica. I guess it's more blood on the tracks versus Highway 61. Oh, okay. I want this weed. He's on. Bigfoot's have had many psychic powers, including extraordinary healing abilities, which includes

physical, mental, and spiritual healing. And sexual. In 1987, Jack had a severely herniated disc in his spine. Oh, fuck it. Yeah, dude. I actually probably think it was from not fucking. And mainstreamed medicine, doctors,

they were astounded how bad it was, and they were absolutely dumbfounded as how to fix it. They all said, I've never seen a back before. It's like this man has been hunching behind bushes, watching bears attack trees for a long time. Doctor, this man is a loser. After months of agony,

Kowahuni reached out telepathically to Bigfoot and asked for help. Jack lived around the north, Umcore River in Oregon. And sure enough, three star people, hairy talls with human faces, arrived and they put him under anesthesia and healed a spine. How proud is that Jewish Bigfoot mother of her soon-to-be Bigfoot anesthesiologist? Have you met my Jonah? Now here's Jack's description of these events.

When I had a ruptured disc and was unable to walk, I was in a wheelchair in horrendous pain. I told if I didn't have surgery, I'd never walk again. And the ETs came and took me two nights in a row. And I was walking normal again without any pain whatsoever, which the doctors were shocked. He had no idea what was going on. Of course, I wouldn't tell them. So I developed a relationship with the Sasquatch people.

I've written two books. That's it. Yeah, yeah, boom, done. He wasn't faking it. No. No. And you know what's also, I will. say.

And he definitely is not walking around with a crippling oxy addiction. No way. Not those glassy eyes. I, Kowahouni, he really is, I don't know if it's just because he's been saying

the story for so long, but he's so good at just flat face. Yeah. If I could describe the opening ceremony of the psychic Bigfoot conferences that I saw

the other day from 2022 to really describe that there's a way that non-racist sentimentality becomes the most racist thing you've ever seen in your life so fast at a Bigfoot conference. How so? Because everybody goes,

hello, my name's Kathy. I've channeled the ancient spirit of Kamenamonlea and he sounds like he has a message for you all. And they're all like, they've just never been to Europe. You know what I mean? They've just never left Tennessee. They just pass around a pencil. box to put cash in coins and it's literally and they're all like Bigfoot needs all

the help he can get getting a guess a car loan will you take turquoise yes after this procedure koani asked what they did and they refused to answer although Coahony suspects it has something to do with electromagnetism after the procedure

a lady Sasquatch with large brush showed up to check on Jack's spine the anesthesiologist's mother huge tits no ass At some point, Jack was living in Tucson, Arizona, and his landlady's daughter was pregnant and sick with a clampsia, which causes seizures and can result in a serious heart problem. Jack decided to reach out, tell path to lead to the star people,

and asked for healing for the landlady's daughter. They obliged, showed up, scared the shit out of her, healed the daughter by ending her life and the disappeared. In 1988, Jack and a friend they were searching for Bigfoot near Roseburg-Oragone, and they didn't find anything. However, in the summer of 1989, Jack went to the same location alone, and a beautiful, green-eyed, ancient one presented herself and declared her intention to mate. Jack was stunned by her perfect figure.

She was five foot nine with an hourglass figure and large, full breasts. No mention of how much hair she was covered in. The unnamed Bigfoot woman with a human face expressed to Jack that her parents were mad that she kept having premarital sex. and she was so lonely needed Jack to have sex right there. Drack, who incidentally, had just broken off an engagement and happened to be single. Oh, thank God. Though he wasn't feeling particularly horny, he did agree to have sexual intercourse for scientific purposes, which is also what my wife does.

Here comes the Bunsen burner. I imagine this is how Petty Marshall and Rob Reiner did it. Just this idea that he, because he didn't want to, he had to have sex with that big-titted, Bigfoot. But he implied that had he been a normal amount of horny, then he would have had no problem having sex with. But he just at that moment wasn't feeling it. Yeah, but he still overcame it. And that more just shows how much power Jack Cowanee has

over his fucking rock and cock. Yeah, and he just happened to be single. Oh, yeah, he just happened to be single. In Sedona, Arizona in 1991, Jack got liver cancer and refused to get traditional. Of course, in Sedona. I knew Sedona was going to come up at some point. Has to.

I think that you have to go there at this point. He contacted the star people. Two of them showed up at the foot of his bed one night and telepathically told him. You have cancer and will die if you do not treat yourself soon. But that is your choice. You can choose to live or die.

You have the power. Yet you are needed during this time of the great purification would term all and destruction will reign. You are an herbalist and understand natural healing. Use the herb chaparral And you will recover quickly

So you can continue to do the work of the creator All of this is your choice So we make no judgment or demands It is your life We are here to be supportive And offer guidance and knowledge It is your will to accept it or not Kind of rambling start people

Yeah, I got Give me encouragement or not Edit. The star people lectured Kowahouni for an hour before they left. Let me start then. Koani made herbal blends that included chaparol, which is a shrub native to the southwest, and took the concoction three times a day for five weeks.

Coahony also received several healing stones from Sisquatch, and at the end of five weeks, officially cancer-free. So it's just that and healing stones, and you're good. Boom, digity done. Now somebody might ask, if Sasquatch has these amazing healing powers, Why don't they use it on everyone who is sick and in pain? Yeah.

Yeah, it seems like they have all of the knowledge to cure everything. It's just like right there. And it would also seem like if there wasn't so much sickness in this world and that we weren't all so worried about our bodies falling apart and we weren't so, you know, of course, sad about that, you know, it caused us so much turmoil that maybe if they gave us the ability to heal ourselves, then the world would be, in fact, the peaceful place that they're yearning for so much. You'd think that would be a natural progression.

Well, those poor suckers are out of network. all right some people so what are you are you in cobra no what's that i'm on sesquot you want if they heal everyone that's just more people to kill them uh yeah it's just more people yeah uh honestly it doesn't really he just chooses randomly who he decided he said this in this interview that he chooses to randomly send psychic bigfoot medical help when he remembers to wow and that's it he's got to be near jack laparitis well the sysquatch have a type of Hippocratic Oath where they will only help people who believe in Sasquatch and who explicitly say it's okay for

Sasquatch to heal them. Jack Cowanee's friend's wife, who did not believe in Sasquatch, was gravely ill. And even though Jack and his friend pleaded with Sisquatch to heal her, Sisquatch refused until she asked for help, which she did eventually. Then she was visited by glowing orbs overnight and woke up completely healed. So, why is Bigfoot such a bitch. It's because there are people

that are racist against Bigfoot. Let's hit, Jack, break it down. It's about what's really out there, no matter what people look like. In fact, I say in my book that there's racial discrimination going on with the Sasquash people and with the star people, the ET's, because they look different

and everybody looks different, you know, and here we can't even deal with racial issues in this world, which is disgusting to me. Why we haven't outgrown that and learned to accept. I love mixing with all kinds of races and meeting or talking with them in a grocery store or something more than I do the regular man on the street. Is there another interview happening off camera? Yes.

No, I don't like to speak with regular men. I prefer to speak with others from other races. He's so racist. I'm not racist at all, but you know how it is. There's regular men, which is, you know, me, we don't, regular, and then there are others. And I prefer to mix with those others in the grocery store. I like advancing them and approaching them and saying, you're an other. May I speak with you about your otherness?

This is what I'm talking about. Now I get it. Now I get it completely. That's literally the entire vibe. it's all Elizabeth Warren with a headdress on there we go from your grave

Sasquatch can also help with mundane things in 2003 Jack was looking for a new house but he couldn't find one he liked in the location he wanted Jack searched for six weeks nothing was right then one day Cisquatch appeared

and asked why Jack had Sasquatch for help you're a broker Jack said he didn't want to bother Sasquatch with something so pedestrian and I guess he reluctantly asked his squatch to find him a new house and wouldn't you know it two days later jack found the perfect place oh my god first is back now a new place easy that's amazing yeah man it's crazy

one-stop shop yeah and is there any reason why saskatch is spending all this time on this man he's special uh he's special and he's different oh in 2010 jack koani was driving and he psychically was able to tell that the tie rods were about to break sure certainly not the sound of the engine not everything you hear is a psychic thought guys I just want to say that just remember everything that you hear or see is not necessarily a psychic thought it just occurs through instruments that go into your brain

that make us just a thought there's just a thought thoughts yeah so he went to a mainstream mechanic oh no but the mechanic insisted there was nothing wrong looks fine to me Jack went home then he went back to the mechanic the next day this time the mechanic was stunned

your shit's all fucked up The tie rods were completely broken, and it was an absolute miracle that Jack had been able to keep driving. Wow. It turns out Jack and the Sasquatch were using telekinetic powers to keep the car operational until he could reach the mechanic. Well, it seems like you must have been using telekinetic powers to keep this thing going until you got to me. God damn it. You're the smartest mechanic I've ever met. You must be one of those fringe mechanics. All right, but I still take real money.

Oh, wow. Wow, quite expensive. I'm a what you call a holistic mechanic. I use natural energies to heal your car. Cisquatches and the star peoples have access to memory stones, which contain more information than a computer. Sasquatch can travel through dimensions at will, existing in several dimensions at the same time, which is why on the rare occasion, when a hunter sees a siskwitch and fires at them, the bullet passes through them, and they remain unharmed. The red glowing eyes often associated with Bigfoot sightings are proof that they are multidimensional beings,

as the red allows them to see through the electromagnetic fields of our dimension. This multidimensionality... You're having a real hard time with this part. This multidimensionality is also why Bigfoot's have the ability to dematerialize at will, as well as make their own footprints disappear. This also explains possums and cats. Okay, good. Sometimes when Cowanee is talking to a friend who is a psychologist,

an astral Bigfoot appears, and their psychic vibrations are so powerful that Coahouni loses the ability to speak. His psychologist commented that when this happens, they can tell that there's another being in the room with them. And then they charge him double. Bigfoot's can astrally project anywhere at any time. Some

people see a ghostly apparition of Bigfoot and sometimes they're even caught in photos and videos. Sure. Bigfoot's do tend to get attached to people with strong psychic potential because they have the ability to change the world. Do change the world.

and a man of sunshine in your universe Do they enjoy the movie Phenomenon? Oh yeah Yeah These guys are online They were first online And nobody knew Spoil alert

It's a brain tumor Yeah he does But at least it gets shaved by Kira Sedgwick It's all I think about And those chairs Oh yeah I remember that yeah Michael was another movie from that time It was

It was like back to back right after Pulp Fiction. Yeah, he just destroyed his career. Yeah, his white man's burden. Yeah, and Broken Arrow. Oh, I like Broken Arrow. That was a good one, actually. It's really bad, but I love it.

Chris and Slater is also very good in that movie. He was. Could we do the, can we just talk about Broken Arrow? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Or the 90s career of John Travolta is really fun. Like, I know a lot about it. I've seen a lot of these movies.

I get it. It can be overwhelming to understand all of Bigfoot's incredible abilities. I feel like by the end of this episode, I'm going to be divorced. That's the goal. That's the goal. But if this helps your puny brains understand, you can think of them as ascended masters. However, Jack presumes you already know who the ascended masters are. That is a, we all know who they are.

Who? A Bigfoot that befriended Jack Cowanee told them that Bigfoot's were the first humans to populate Earth. Many millions of years ago, when dinosaurs rained. Oh. Star people seeded Earth with a variety of humans. Bigfoot's actually taught several species of ancient humans how to use fire, and they taught them the Bible. Eagle contributions. They gave them a practical skill, and then we gave them fake make-believe.

Oh, yeah, he's going back and forth. In fact, paleontologists have mislabeled the fame astropoliticus known as Lucy as the beginning of modern man. Modern man was seated by star people, and many primates involved in hominids separately. Paleontologists have also mislabeled the giant ape ancestor, gigantapithecus, as a hominid cramming it into Darwin's theory of evolution, despite it being evidence of the Sasquatch race. Quit wasting my time. Charles Darwin, suck my dick. I got a glap a nut for you.

Hell yeah. Fucking get him, dude. Yeah, man. Come against Charles Darwin. Come hard. Yeah, fuck you. Eating all the do-dows. Yeah, man. Puckinging out with turtles all the time. Leaving none for us? Yeah, man. Your penguins suck.

A Bigfoot named afted to now told now to see Sasquatch communicator Kathleen Jones and seated humans and Sasquatch live alongside dinosaurs millions of years ago and then the 1930s dinosaur and human footprints were found

in the Pelluxi River in Texas some of the human footprints were 25 inches long that makes them a big foot So that means then humans and dinosaurs didn't live together that means the humans

and bigfoots lived together Yes big foots and their giant ancestors because we also know that they're also giant creatures that are actually the ancestors of the big foots

So there's bigger big feet Yes Bigfoots They got small or over time, just like cell phones. Humans are the result of star people hybrid breeding programs. However, God damn it.

Major scientists are too busy worshipping Darwin's theory of evolution to see what is right in front of them. Many of the elders, the squatches that Jack Cowanee has spoken with, have confirmed that the folklore of indigenous people is the real history of Earth. In addition of modern humans that were bred in their current form 7,000 years ago, the star people bred all sorts of creatures dragons centaurs minotars mermaids giants

any folklore or mythology about fantastical creatures is actually true Lord of the Rings is a documentary So why are we talking about bigfoots Because that's the guys we got around now Oh so minotars are extinct Oh they're extinct Eddie Oh okay please there's footage of mermaids

I've seen it Where I put so I showed some on stream. I saw some footage yesterday on the Instagram real. They do that all the time now, though. Mermaids, they always make them way ugler. They label ugly things as mermaids all the time, not the cool, titted things we see.

Jane Goodall, who's still alive. Yes. Is a perfect example of a person who was aided by psychic bigfoot's, because she is able to telepathically communicate with chimpanzees. She is obviously pure of heart and very open-minded, though she was not completely fearless because she collaborated

with mainstream science. Up until the point she got her pussy eaten out by Bubbles. He's a romantic. The Sasquatch is... You gotta warm up. You can't just get right into it. No, eat her pussy, man. Kiss her a little bit. Hey, bubbles. When you have that date with Jane and I, don't forget to eat her pussy. She loves it.

You're right, Michael. I don't know why I did that. I guess because you're me. It's because you got to be me. I have to be you, so I have to fucking act out Michael Jackson talking to Bubbles before he goes on a date with Jake. Don't

Again, that's, don't forget to find the little man in the canoe because that's what Jane Gudo likes. That's a good lesson. I'll try not to bite her fucking mound off. Yeah, yeah, that's a thing. Give them enough cigarettes to just eat the pussy off. You want to toss mango in there.

Can you get a vagina transplant? Yeah. Sasquatches have told Jack Cowanee the path humanity needs to take. All war and serial violence needs to stop. And can we also include assaults on waffles? All pollution of air

water and earth needs to stop. All bureaucratic greed and political corruption needs to stop. Okay. And the population needs to drop substantially so nature can heal. I guess the Sasquatch is also endgame. Yeah. Also, everybody needs to have a personal relationship with God and Jesus Christ.

Anybody everywhere except for Jim of that goddamn Jiffy Loob. Dirty ass, morally bankrupt, damn for hell, Jiffy Loob. Now, you may ask, it seems like all the Sasquatches are good, but are there any evil Sasquatches? Yes. You ask the question. Yes. You're right, Henry. Good question, Henry. They usually are working in coordination with the government. Sometimes mainstream saskwatches are recruited by corrupted star people. The good Sasquatches and star people can exile bad squatches to live up their lives in isolation and they can diminish the squatches psychic powers so they cannot do harm. Would it be more of a punishment to make them live amongst people like work at the DMV?

No! Come on. But enough about that. Let's dig into some Bigfoot encounters that Jack Co-owned. documented. Mrs. Jones spent her summers in a cottage in northern Wisconsin. Her husband always dropped her off and went back home. In 1977, Mrs. Jones was reading a book on her porch when

Bigfoot used telekinesis to make her book fly out of her hands and land 50 feet away. As she walked back to pick it up, Bigfoot spoke telepathically, apologizing for startling her. I'm sorry. Was that a thought? Or did I hear a

that. When she got back to her book, she saw a large, hairy face and chest hiding behind tall bushes. As she looked at Bigfoot's face, he gave her a wide, two-thee-smile. Hello! Mrs. Donald! Went back to her book.

But Bigfoot kept talking to her telepathically. Hey, is that book good? What is the book about? Is it about men? Is it about men with big muscles and chest? Because I like men with big muscles and chess. Over time, they became friends. And they talked over many summers. You see, Bigfoot's are actually very curious about us, and they want to

get to know us, but so many people are closed-minded and filled with fear that they don't accept the telepathic communications for what they are. A friend request. One summer evening, Mrs. Jones was smoking a cigarette and she noticed two strange, shadowy men in her yard. She ran into the house and locked the doors.

As she shivered in fear, she heard a man scream, God, what is that? Let's get out of here! And the two men fled. Mrs. Jones unlocked the front door, opened it, got the tell-tell waft of rotten eggs, evidence of Bigfoot's physical presence. Bigfoot telepathically explained that the two men intended to cause her harm

so he scared them away by appearing in his full physical form. Me and Mrs. Jones! Mrs. Jones! And in the summer of 1979, Mrs. Jones saw a classic saucer UFO. She reached out telepathically

to Bigfoot and asked him about the UFO. Bigfoot told her, it's none of your business. The next summer, Bigfoot informed Mrs. Jones that he was leaving the area, and they would not speak anymore. Listen, baby, you don't know me no more. That was the last encounter of Mrs. Jones ever had. That's so sad.

I find that real sad. Just everyone like, listen, this whole thing, it's over. You know, Mrs. Jones, I know you're looking for someone who's strong and never weak. It ain't me, babe. I got to get going. You got to try something here. And the last experiencer we'll talk about today is White Song Eagle. is what she made when she found out she was white.

A now deceased white woman from Indiana who live with a Bigfoot named Toluki and his family for a year in the 1970s. White Song Eagle claims she's an adopted member of the Mayama tribe of indigenous Native Americans and that she has had telepathic communications with Bigfoot since she was a child. I want you to just take a look at this picture

of just how white this woman is. This woman is named Diane. I have been unable to find her. this woman. Oh, wow. She is dressed like Disney's Pocahontas. Oh, my God. Yeah, she looks like she's at the mall. She bought a Native American costume from Spirit Halloween store. Very much so, and she's in front of a backdrop of a waterfall. Oh, my God. I love her. Oh, yeah. And by the way, and it's not,

and that's not an actual, like, waterfall in nature because she's standing on brick. Very much so. Yep, it is fake. Yep, I love everything about it's fake. I love her. Now, White's song, God, you know, if anybody, if you could be Native American just by wanting to be one, she'd be one. White Song found Toluki to be the most beautiful creation, a human soul in the body of a gorilla, with three toes and fingers, brilliant blue eyes, and long white hair everywhere. Tuluki's wife was Talil, who has dimples, gorgeous lips, a round tummy, and big breasts. Is there any Sasquatch who does not have massive Raquel Welch breasts? No, I can't.

The idea of being, I think that they run flat, big tops out of town. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think if you got an A-Cop. Are those the ones that are evil? And they get, so they get bullied into being evil. Jealous. I'm glad your breasts have hair on them, because I don't want to be attracted to them. No, they came for you.

I thank Christ. See, I'm glad I'm not attracted to my own tits. White Song taught the Bigfoot family how to speak words out loud. And instead of just telepathically. And their favorite words were to say were, shit, God damn it. And you're not a Native American. White Song always lived without fear. She kept her third eye open.

So Bigfoot's were naturally drawn to her. Also, it collected flies. Tuluqi could sense that White Song would be a valuable addition to their mission and psychically allowed White Song to perceive Bigfoot's in their physical form. White Song claims to have other Native American powers that allow her to stand between this world and other dimensions. So she could see Bigfoot's and UFOs anyway. It's called being hammered on Canadian Miss. She also claimed that Bigfoot and the aliens are extremely secretive,

and it was her secret duty to keep their existence hidden from the rest of the world, not counting her book to Lucie a Bigfoot account. Yeah, it sounds like she talked about the existence of the Bigfoot's quite a bit and in great detail. Very much so. She's like it's an entire personality or entire identity is... Native American powers is also racist. Yeah, absolutely. These magical Native Americans, yes.

You know, these Native Americans, they can fit through a keyhole, they can wink and go up a chimney, and they can smell corn for 25 miles. And ever since I got sick, I TP all over myself. Now, White Song's time with Tuluki, they're very, very important,

very special. Tuluki's whole family grew to love White Song. She learned that Bigfoot's can shape shift, teleport, turn invisible, and jump dimensions at will. Tuluki is on Earth performing a mission for the star people, as most Bigfoot's are defenders of the planet

and are doing their best to stop capitalism from destroying everything. And they are crushing it. Well, at this point in history, man, capitalism has never been on more of a back foot. It is on the way. Bigfoots are very cautious about getting to know new humans, which is why they try to scare them away first.

And that Tuluke tried to scare White's song away many times, threatening to kill her often before she decided if she was worthy enough. I'm going to kill you. I don't believe you. I'm going to kill you. You being funny. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you.

You're fun. You're fun. You're funny. Oh, you have. Yeah, you're funny. You're my pussy. He also claimed, apparently Touluki said he claimed to have her 23 me results and he was super happy to release it on them. Taluke is weary of trusting humans because they become dangerous at night when they drink alcohol.

Sure. Now, as we wrap up, I just want to talk a little bit about how the fact that this is not going away. It's still out there. Jack Kowani's speech. He made a speech about. Bigfoot in 2017. It's on YouTube. If you watch it, you can see how broken this man's mind is. As he shifts, topic, big sentence throughout 90 minutes, the biggest takeaway is Jack is convinced that there are gangs of murderous hunters out there tracking Bigfoot hoping to kill

them. He also claims who have spoken telepathically with Bigfoot over 1,000 times. Jack believes Atlantis is real because some deep sea divers found square formations on the sea floor, and quote, squares don't exist in nature because everything in nature is around. Oh, I thought you were going to say cool as hell, man. No. No. fucking squares. Jack says his ask his friend, sent him a psychic dog, the dog named Comanche,

reads Jack's mind and talks to him, saying such as stuff, saying stuff as I want water daddy. He called the dog calls him Daddy. Yep. Jack says he's telepathically communicated with a hawk, a raven, a bear, a wolf,

even a snake. Wow. He's like son of sand, but racist. Oh, way, oh yeah. Jack claims that there are seven types of aliens he's encountered, you know, and he doesn't know

he kind of gets all stuff, but I just want to, to come back around a little final message here. Okay. This is all still going on. It's going strong. The last psychic Bigfoot conference I saw run by Sunbo True Brother, the last one I saw was 2023. And I went

looking for Sun Bo True Brothers' real name. I could not fucking find it. If you find it, please email me. Side Stories, L-P-O-T-L at g-Mel.com. I want to find out what his regular person job was. I'm going to guess his name is Jacques Leclair. Something like that. I think in Canada, they actually let you just, they pay you

to be a Bigfoot psychic. Yeah, they're like, You just stay over there. Yeah, you say it. You go in Sasquatchewater. That's part of their budget overall. In many ways, I think we all have something in common with these broken people and white-collar criminals. Who wouldn't want bigfoots in their main group of friends? Sure.

Oh, yeah. There have been many, many low points in my life where I wish I could have prayed to Camus for help, where I needed the grand elders to sort my shit out, and I got nothing. Why did the Ascended Masters choose these fake Native Americans? Americans. Good question. Well, maybe the rest of us weren't on the right cocktail of over-the-counter meds and personal tragedies to be on the Sasquatch vibration. Not enough colonial silver in our diets. Maybe the rat race has left us hurried and stuck on the wheel. There's TV on the gas stations, plastic in our ovaries, and swing music is not going to come back again. We've lost touch

with nature, and we maybe can't be in the wise man's world anymore. Or maybe these transracial psychics are right. And we just need to relax and just start seeing Bigfoot everywhere. Make Bigfoot your roommate that no one else can see. And never back down no matter what they take from you.

I like it. They take away your job. Your kids. Your kids. You're definitely taking away your kids. Oh, first thing up. Yeah, yeah. You'll keep your job way longer than your family. Yeah. I mean, you can't have kids and talk to Bigfoot. Bigfoot will eat your kids? Exactly. Bigfoot can't teach. They're not ready for the truths of Bigfoot's. And this is some pretty perky-tetted Bigfoot women that I'm looking at right now.

And that's one big, one big slopper. I don't know if perky's the word I use. Well, the perky, there's two different images that we're looking at right now. They're perky on the left. The ones on the right are, those are hangers. She must be older. Yeah, those are knee cleaners. Oh, but one thing I wanted to tell you is that now all of these guys, White Song Eagle, now she's dead now. But Jack Lapsoritis and Sumbot True brother have created this. of like psychic bigfoot media company

called Ironwood Log Project. Fuck yeah, dude. Fucking get it. Words all together under, they have just decided. Because they think they also be. And she'd be filled with that iron log. Klam,

pamp, pia, pia, pia. Everybody in a circle, it's looked like for a while what was happening was that they were, they were like competing and then they realized why are we all fighting each other role

on the same team? Let's put all of the psychic bigfoot grifters in one event. It's like the Montauk project. Yes. Wow. Ironwood Log Project. Well, check it out, ladies and gentlemen. It's out there.

Psychic Bigfoot, he's there if you want it. But also, if you don't want it. If you don't want it. But if you want it, then you're not going to get it. Can't get it. So what was the point? Don't want it enough. Yeah.

If you think hard enough, you could be dumb enough to think you're talking to Bigfoot. Or just start talking to Bigfoot. Yeah. Just start talking to Bigfoot. You don't know what shows up. Patreon.com slash last podcast on the left. if you want to see those big foot breasts. We're going to put those up.

We should do that for some people can jerk off from. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't Google it yourself. Wait for us to show it to you. And, of course, if you want to watch us live, do the stream. Last stream on the left, every single Tuesday at 6 p.m. PSD, 9 p.m. E.ST and all the rest of the stuff we got going on on YouTube.

It has been a long time since I've done so much mind-meltingly dumb research. Thank you. This is ours. Yeah. Because Rob was also a big psychic, bigfoot guy, and he was sending me stuff, and I can't not shout out Joe McCain and Grant Gordon, who helped me with the script this week. I desperately needed their help with these crazy people. That's great.

And almost like, there was a couple full sentences in this thing. Yes. There was almost several full thoughts. And, of course, come out and see us on tour. We're coming to all sorts of places over the next few months. That's right. Go to Last Podcast atollF.com, and you can come see Last Podcast. podcast on the left, or side stories in all these great cities, St. Paul, Kansas City, Milwaukee, Oakland, California, Redway, California, Cleveland, Ohio, Columbus, Ohio, and Portland, Oregon.

Oregon, thank you. I'm very sorry. I didn't realize the proper pronunciation until I listened to you. Squitch. Oregon. Also, remember, it's never Sasquatch. Squash. Squash.

Squash. All right. Oh. Congratulations. everyone is now dumber. Hail same. Again. Hail, uh, I guess Bigfoot.

Yeah, yeah. Bigfoot is in no way affected by this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bigfoot's not listening to any of these people. He's still safe and fake. Mm-hmm.