Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 666: Anton LaVey Part I - Hail Satan

Episode Date: May 29, 2026

This week, the boys celebrate Episode 666 with the only subject worthy of the number: the Dirty Pope himself, Anton Szandor LaVey - founder of the Church of Satan and father of modern Satanism - tracing the strange road that led from medieval Satan to carnivals, world’s fairs, burlesque, hucksters, and the early life of the boy born Howard Stanton Levey. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. Yeah. ...shaped molten lava cake in the world. Oh, they are. Remember only the people watching our Netflix can see it.

We have a cake here in front of us. The horn neck keeps falling off. I'm too allergic to care about you audio slaves. It's celebrating the episodes. 666 666 666 666 D da da da da da da da da da da da da It's a number of the fucking beast

Is that what that means? Yes Oh okay See I never learned 666 We never talked about the time You never got to that level of elementary school No no no Very difficult for you

Oh the candles out I get one satanic wish Yeah okay Yeah Henry you should do it Yeah you should do it It's terrible radio God damn. God, this couldn't be... Are these trick candles?

Or is he just that horrible? They were not trick candles. Welcome to the last podcast on the left to everybody. They were not tricked candles and it took Henry a full 15 seconds to do it, which is an eternity on radio. I had to reach across my laptop. It's episode 6-6. I'm excited. What the hell I'm supposed to do here?

We can't follow him. We're all in the GD radio book. My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with resident Satanist Henry Zabrowski. Yes, I carry the burden. They carry the burden of being the most sovereign of us all. Just immediately want to start making fun of you. I know what it's like to be to walk around, being wiser and more moral than everyone is.

That's really the key. He has a pitchfork made out of the forks. It's just three forks. And we have the man with no affiliation whatsoever. Ed Larson. I'm an atheist and proud. Good work. I am here as the devil's lawyer.

That is my literally his advocate. That's nice. Yes, that is my goal. The devil's advocate. Honestly, that's why Anton LeVeis started this whole fucking thing, Eddie. I saw the devil's advocate at a birthday party for myself and freshman year of high school, and I was a hero because there are boobs in it. That sick fuck has got you jumping from one foot to the next. Look, but don't touch, touch.

But don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow it. And that sick fucking asshole is laughing his asses. Actually, for Henry's birthday this year, I got him a bumper sticker that said, She's got a huge, she's got a huge fucking ass, and you got your head all the way up in it. Yeah, honestly, it's like, and that was an improv line. It was, yeah, and everyone on set reportedly had to keep themselves from laughing. Of course, it's incredible.

He's an amazing actor, except when he does a British accent. You ever see Paterno? Jerry! Jerry, you fuck those kids. It's Jerry! Who are? What's his chair? Do it in here.

Oh, you got it? You can't tell me. Oh, ah, you may to tell me, you had that kid. Where? Inside of what? Jerry, you can't go around calling yourself the tickle monster. Who are? So for this, what we assumed to be, our 666th episode,

we decided that we would fully explore the life of the father of Satanism and the creator the Church of Satan itself, Mr. Anton Sandor Lave. And I already got my defensiveness out in our production call. Nice. About an hour of it. But we did it. We did it good because this is obviously very

close to the chest. So you like him? Like is, there's no like here. Okay. It's not about like. It's about respect? No. He gave me the permission to not like or respect him. Oh, that's the best part. He freed me. Like Charles Buchal.

I'm going to go ahead and say up top that it is our aim to not get too bogged down in philosophy during this three-part series because while Anton LeVay is certainly one of the most important occult figures of the 20th century, he's also one of the most important cultural figures as well. So today, any of you can go to a last podcast live show and yell, Hail Satan. Hail Satan. You can yell that in unison with 2,000 other weirdos of like minds. just because it's fun. You don't have to be a Satanist or anything like that. You just want to join in. It's important to remember that the last witch trial in America

was held less than 100 years before Anton LeVay founded the Church of Satan in San Francisco. I think it was held in Salem in, I think, like, 1878. Pretty fucking late. Yeah. Wow. So there was already, slavery was already done. Yeah.

And they're still doing witch trial. Like, let's get one last witch trial in there. Hey, listen, we don't get to do anything fun anymore. All right, I don't get to have a man this property. I don't get to beat him to death. I mean, I got to burn a woman. Which trial? That trial.

There, wolf. For almost the entirety of the first two millennia of Western Christian society, nobody in their right mind openly said that they were a Satanist. Being a Satanist was not something you claimed. It was something that was accused. And more often than not, an accuser. was a direct precursor to a horrific and painful execution. But as the Western world began to rapidly evolve into a more secular society in the 20th century,

especially in places like San Francisco, where Anton LeVay founded the Church of Satan, enough of a balance existed between secular living and religious belief where something like the Church of Satan could both exist and serve a purpose in the culture at large. Therefore, the story of Anton LeVay is not just the story of the world's most successful circus carny, although that is certainly a massive part of it. Almost all of it. This is also the story of just how much culture began to speed up in the second half of the 20th century and how Anton LeVay matched and at times surpassed that acceleration.

But because American culture did change so quickly, this is also the story of the reactions people had to those changes in the decades after the founding of the Church of Satan, both in the secular and religious worlds. Christians who took Anton LeVay seriously destroyed countless lives during the satanic panic that crept into American life in the decades after the founding of the Church of Satan, while Satanists, like Richard Ramirez, who completely misunderstood Anton LeVay, they committed horrific murders in Satan's so-called name. Both, of course, completely missed the point of Satanism, or at least Satanism, as I personally see it. For me, Satanism is like the carnival from Wince Anthony's.

Anton LeVay came. The whole thing is set up to be a little unsettling and a little scary, but it's also supposed to retain an element of goofiness, an element of play. If you don't believe me, contrast the sinister Church of Satan black masses in the 60s with the silly little red devil outfit that Anton LeVay sometimes wore while he was doing them. Point is, just like a night at the carnival, Satanism is supposed to be all in good fun, important but not serious. But that's just my opinion. And for the record, I'm not a Satanist. If you ask five Satanists what they think Satanism is, you'll get five different answers. And if you think your way is the only way, then again, for the best of my understanding, you've missed the fucking point.

Honestly, thank you, Marcus. Because that's the big issue here that we're going to be covering in this whole series is what is the point of Anton LeVay? Sure. Right? Like, what is the point of covering them? Because even Alistair Crowley, his like direct predecessor is like, he was way more of a poet. scholar, writer. Mountain climber.

All of that, right? He was way more of a serious student. Anton LeVay picked up the golden path and said, this shit's dumb. I know a way to do that's better. And there's just something about this that it holds true for every Satanist. And that's why what I love is that we're going to do this topic. And we're going to get angry emails no matter what.

Because it's the him. It's him. It's on episode. And it's also it's him. And other Satanists argue. And that's the kind of the whole idea is that he's trying to tell you, Here's the stuff. Now go.

Even me as the Pope of the Church of Satan. It's not that serious of a fucking role. Exactly. I always saw Satanism as like a form of atheism. Well, he actually then, I reclarified, because I've always kind of said this as a shorthand. And that's a way to say it as a shorthand. But I know that within, if you reread the Satanic Bible, you see that.

Read? Yeah. Takes a couple of times. It's a really bold assumption you just made there with Edward. If you reread it. He specifically says, this is separate from God and all this shit. This is specifically, as we'll get all into it, the Church of Satan, Levayan Satanism, is all about making fun of the bastards.

Yeah, it's a lifestyle more than a religion. Yes. A philosophy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an asshole lifestyle. Yeah, you called him success. Was he successful? Like, did he have money?

Oh, yeah. No, he had money. He lived a pretty good life throughout. And when I say successful, I mean more notorious. Okay. You know, like successful as then he had the goal of bringing the Church of Satan to the world. He wanted to, like, he is, I would call Anton LeVay the most successful local character in the history of the world. Okay.

Because that was his really, because we're going to get into that far more in the second episode. But really, his main goal was he wanted to be the weirdest guy in San Francisco. And he was. That's weird. Exactly. It's like Big Lebowski puts him in the run him for weirdest guy in the world. Yeah. You know, and it just kind of grew from there.

And it just got bigger and bigger and bigger. And it grew to the point where, like, Anton LeVay, well, he's a little bit lazy. Like, to the point where he's like, I don't want to deal with this anymore. Oh, it's never supposed to be all that fucking serious. And then it got serious. And then it got unserious and then it got serious again.

And it got an unsurious. And now we're back in a serious point, which is why recoverate the fucking first place. Now, as is befitting a man, sometimes known as the dirty pope. Anton LeVay was what you'd call a complicated character. He wasn't a shiny beacon of morality. He was the founder of the Church of Satan.

Did Anton LeVey hobnob with neo-Nazis in the 70s? Absolutely. And we'll cover those incredible idiots in full on the next episode, along with the reason why Satanism was attractive to said neo-Nazis. And how that disease of thought will also go on to fuck up the whole thing to begin with. Additionally, was Anton LeVe a bad husband, partner and father? Yes, yes, and yes. But again, he's the founder of the Church of Satan.

He's not going to be Pedro Pascal. He should be there. No one's saying that we should be modeling ourselves after Anton LeVay. But shortcomings aside, Anton LeVay is still an incredibly important figure in the cultural history of the 20th century. His is an important tale to know if you want to get closer to understanding the modern world. How did we get here? That's always the question. But even besides that, even after you feel,

factor in the many, many lies Anton LeVay told throughout his life. His story is still utterly fascinating. There's no reason to let facts get in a way of a good story. Yeah. Is that his quote? Oh, no, that's just truth. I think that's... But before we get into the full life story of Anton LeVay, I think it would be helpful.

And also, you know, it's episode 666. Yeah. Let's do a short history of Satan. Say, say, this is what I want. It's just so everyone. has a full concept. Oh, Louis. Yeah.

Old scratch. I love old scratch. And, you know, but this is also to give everyone a full concept of just how transgressive the founding of the Church of Satan was when Anton LeVay hung up a shingle in San Francisco in 1966. It was a big, I would call it a big leap. So the image of Satan as a red devil with horns and a pitchfork, it's a relatively recent invention. Prior to the 20th century, Satan could appear as green, yellow,

blue or black. He could take the form of a serpent, a beast, a goat, any manner of monster, depending on which artist was painting him during what time period. Yeah, just a guy going, I'm sick of painting goats. Now he's a bad. While most images of the devil throughout the second millennium often came from painters working on the behest of the church, the little red devil image of Satan is thought to have come from the street puppet shows of the late 18th century. Puppeteers gave Satan a flashy color that made it easier for children to pay attention to the story they were telling in their puppet show. I mean, you know how it is with the kids?

Like, oh no, it's the devil! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Now, when you combine that red coloring with the moustachioed Mephistopheles character from the 18th century play Faust, you had an image that looked great in print once color printing became common in the 20th century. And so, the red pitchfork wielding Satan with a little curly mustache, He became a popular character in advertising.

He popped. That's where the Red Devil comes from. It comes from advertising. And the Red Devil, therefore, took his place as simply the latest iteration of Satan, going back through a history who was about a thousand years old. But it seems like Satan as the goat, this is just my personal opinion. Seems like Satan as the goat is made a big comeback. Again, because of shifting mediums.

The witch. Yeah, we went from static images to moving ones. And, you know, Red Devil Satan looks fucking. fucking stupid on screen, except for maybe insidious. That red devil's cool. Yeah, it does look stupid, though, but it's still scary somehow. Yeah, it looks stupid and scary. But goat Satan looks fucking awesome on screen.

Has anybody seen Hexen? You've seen Hexen, you know, like, that devil. Yeah, that's the devil. That's incredible. And the return of the goat is also due to Anton LeVay. But Baphomet will not appear in this series until later. You know, like, it's just funny, because as we'll get into it now, Satan was not even that big deal to Christianity in the very beginning.

For about the first thousand years. Yeah, like he kind of got retcombed into the villain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he hated heaven. Well, there's many ways. He's, again, he's a great foil to God. Yeah. And actually, that thing about him hating heaven and all that, we'll get into that here in a second.

Okay, cool. There's a whole, like, it's, I find, personally, I find the history of Satan as a figure, fucking endlessly fascinating. Because you know how I view it? Like when you say it, like you really see, because I was reading about Irving Berlin's writings about Satan. He wrote several songs about Satan. There's a couple of things. And every one of those songs are like these old pieces of material before the modern

inclination of Satan kind of position Satan as people. Like Hoy Poloi. Like the people of the street. And there's something about that. He's always been connected back to us versus like the ruling class. Well, not always. Really since the late 18th, early 19th century. We'll get to that here in a bit.

I always looked at Satan as a figure that existed to make sure that Christians were scared into morality. We'll also get into that because this whole thing is an evolution. It took, seriously, it took thousands of years for it to get to this point. To me! And I'm the very end of the process. Now, if you look at Satan as he is actually portrayed in Christian history, he has no set form, even in the Bible. He's a shape changer. He's positioned to oppose God as a serpent, a dragon.

Sometimes he's a everything creature with bird feet, lizard hands, short, sharp claws. Sells apples. Love that shit. I love that fucking shit. One of my favorite late medieval depictions, Satan showed up as a hideous green monster with unusable batwings and a face on his butt. He's trying to tempt St. Augustine. He's got a bulk of vices and he's showing it to St. Augustine going like, you like that one? Yeah.

You like that one? You want that one? How did I blow you with my ass? Hey, I kiss my mother with that ass. And St. Augustine is holding up his hand, like, no, no, no, no, no. I will not give in to your vices, devil. As cool as you are. In the face, of course, represented the belief that witches had to kiss the devil's anus

in a sort of heretic homage. In the earlier days of Christianity, Satan was actually portrayed as somewhat of a bumbling buffoon. He was the Washington generals to God's Harlem Globetrotters. Satan would try time and again to tempt man, but because he was such a buffoon, he would fail in the face of God's great power and man's unbreakable faith. He was a trickster at best.

And we also got to get tricked into a contract. Like that's the thing too. Mark Twain would use him as a kind of funny character. But even way before Twain, way before Twain. Because then you could probably connect them to the same other mischievous characters of all those kind of folklore,

like Ananzee and these other types of things that were like Loki, like this idea of chaos, of something coming that's like both that, because the chaos is tempting. Yeah, of course. And, you know, he's also linked to, you know, the satyrs of Greek mythology, you know, the horny goat man and all that shit. Like, there's a lot of different characters came together to kind of, and Loki, of course, is a good one, too. Just making me think of 120 days of Sodom. Let's read it together.

When did he learn the fiddle? That was actually? It's 73, I believe. Yeah, but honestly, it was after his period playing the clarinet. As we all know, the most evil woodwind. You know the difference between a fiddle and a violin? Fiddles played by a racist. Yes, I heard that.

I had heard that. I thought it was just because I was too fat to play the violin. Now, eventually, the church recognized that Satan was being wasted as a simple foil. As someone who was just like, yeah, God's great, Satan sucks, whatever. It took about a thousand years, but the church realized that Satan was far more useful as an adversary. Because if Christianity had a villain, someone actively working against God on earth, then the church could attribute man's actions to Satan himself. Because I believe, didn't Judaism at the time, before all of these things that kind of came out of it,

they didn't have a set devil from what I see, from what I know from my cursory research. The golem was what I was always told. Well, the golem is like an anti-reality. It's like someone's making, someone's being God in the face of God by creating a man out of dirt. Galza, homunculus. A homunculus. Yeah, yeah. I know, like, in Islam, like, their devil is like Shetan.

Yeah, Shetan, which is more of a genie, like a gen. A white man. White devil, white devil, white devil, white devil, white devil. Let me guess. Well, if the church could make people believe that Satan was meddling in earthly matters, then it made criticism of the church or its members far easier to dismiss as the work of the devil. It seriously took them a thousand years to come up with this idea. And that evil fuck who came up with that idea got the bonus of the year.

The Pope was like, oh, fucking shit, Francisco. Here's a bunch of boys. Thank you. It also made Christianity a more active religion, because Satan gave people something to do. It's something to fight against, which is the same principle, of course, that led to the rise of QAnon, which also is centered around Satan. But from identifying people as Satan's agents on Earth, it wasn't too much of a stretch to convince people that anything allied with the devil was too dangerous to live and must therefore be executed. What that meant was that before the 20th of the 20th.

century, how before the mid-20th century? Fucking nobody willingly identified as a Satanist. If people did confess to Satan worship, they were either insane or they'd been coerced into confessing through torture or the threat of execution. And often,

they'd be fucking executed anyway, even if they did confess, because punishments kind of varied from panic to panic, judge to judge. It's kind of up to the guy. Yeah, you can burn, you get hanged, get squished. Yeah, even in Salem. There were some people who confessed that lived, some people who confessed that still died.

Interesting. Yeah. It's really up to the whims of whoever. It's almost like none of it's real. It's almost like it's all made up. It's almost like they just did it to kill people they didn't like. Yeah, yeah. And in Salem, you know, a lot of times it was, and it also became very useful for people.

In Salem, for example, like, I want that guy's land. He's not going to sell it to me. Call him a witch. Call his wife a witch. Yeah, so I'm consorting with the devil at night. Yeah, so I'm consorting with the devil. and then that guy's dead, you buy the plot of land from the town, all good. See, I would just be like, you saw the devil?

Wow! Now that's all to say that Satanism didn't really exist until Anton LeVay created it, at least as a religion. But what's extremely interesting about all this is that Levean Satanism isn't really based on the biblical Satan, because relatively speaking, there's not a lot of Satan in the Bible. In fact, the word Satan is used less than 60 times in the King James version of the Bible, which is insane for someone who is, according to the church, supposed to be one of the main characters of the story.

This is when, like, they glide to us about, like, Drew Barrymore and Scream. Or, like, when they do that thing where they show the guy, like, in the trailer. And they're all like, oh, man, Benicio del Toro is going to be amazing as Magneto's brother. And then he's fucking shot in the head in the first scene. And you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, they barely even used them in the sequel of the Bible. Yeah, very little. Yeah, it was just actually, I think it was one scene, you know, when Jesus is out in the desert, the 40 days and 40 nights.

And even that was a hangout. That was like a hangout. That was a loose, long discussion where they were just chilling out. Oh, yeah, that he sucked his thorny cock. That's one of the lost trackers. Yeah, and even in the Old Testament is just, you know, him, you know, tempting Eve with the apple. And then the bet that, like him and God gambling. over Job. And also, God was scary enough.

Yeah, God was fine. So, instead of using the Bible, Anton LeVay drew far more inspiration from Satan as he was depicted in arguably the best piece of fan fiction ever written, Paradise Lost by John Milton. Basically, LeVay taking from Paradise Lost, it's no different from someone who, like, say, if this week started a religion based around Neil Gaiman's depiction of Lucifer and Sandman. It's the exact same fucking thing. You don't think that fucking happened. You don't really don't think that somewhere deep within the folds of Tumblr, that there is not an entire society devoted to that?

Yeah. So this is the Milton that Donald Sutherland's talking about in Animal House. Yes. Yeah. I'm with you guys. You got it, man. You got it. You got it.

It's coming along, man. Right from your blade. So in Paradise Lost, Satan wages a war against God and loses. But Milton expanded the story. of Satan far beyond what's mentioned in the Bible. In Milton's version, Satan makes the best of his punishment after being sent to hell. Instead of suffering

for eternity, Satan transforms hell into a place where it is, quote, better to rain in hell than serve in heaven. Fuck yeah, dude, he's like fucking John Tafer from Barr rescue. You can't rain in hell because then they'll put out all the fires.

Yeah. That sort of comes into the, you know, the movie the Devil's Rain, which is personally one of my favorite, like, satanic exploitation movies. Anton LeVay was actually a, I believe, he was a consultant in that movie. It's the only movie he's ever consulted on for Satanism. Yeah, it's incredible. Ernest Borgneye plays a satanic cult leader.

He's fucking awesome. And Ernest Burt and then disavowed the movie from then on because he was such as, like, it was his thing. He got scared by what he did in the movie and by hanging out with Anton LeVay. Because just the idea of Ernest Borgne and Anton LeVade hanging out, I want to smoke cigars, and I want to hang out with that one drink bourbon with him all night. Well, Milton's version of Satan is so influential that lines like the rain and hell one, they're often thought to be from the Bible.

A lot of people think that this shit that was written about in Paradise Lost or like fucking Dante's Divine Comedy, the idea of like the circles of hell. People think that that's from the Bible. It's not. It's all fiction. It's all fiction. Like the Bible. Yeah, the circle.

The circles of hell that's from the divine comedy that was written in the 14th century. This is really helpful, actually, because I really didn't want to read the Bible. This is all you got to know. It starts wet and's hot. Yeah, this stuff isn't from the Bible. I mean, all this stuff about reigning in hell, it comes from a blind Puritan dictating verses to his daughters in the 1600s. Now, even though John Milton was indeed a Puritan, his reworking of Satan in Paradise Lost, was a great inspiration to writers in the Romantic age like Byron and Shelley, who wrote poems in the late 18th and early 19th centuries, reimagining Satan as a romantic figure who is opposed to God, but not opposed to humanity. They used Satan as a way to criticize the power of churches and governments while championing the values of reason and liberty,

which is very much in line with modern Satanism. This is what you'd call non-theistic Satanism, where it's all about myths and symbols, rather than it being a religion where God and Satan are actual supernatural beings who meddle in our affairs. In Levine Satanism, Satan is not real. He's not some guy, which is something that I cannot fucking stress enough. No, it is the spirit of human potential. That is kind of how he puts it all together. What Satan stands for is humanity and our freedom and our ability to be free from all of what we assume are built in, hierarchies to reality. Like that's kind of what this is all about.

The story of the Garden of Eden it's about releasing two pets to the street. That's what it's about. It's about the snake saying you understand that your pets here, right? Yeah. And yeah, life's better as a pet.

And it really sucks being out there in the fucking world, but you have freedom. You have the freedom of choice. You have the freedom to do whatever you want to do. You get to fuck. Yeah. Like literally you get to fuck You get to eat

You get to play music You get to do all of the things you want to do You don't just sit And you also gotta gonna work Yes Yeah Yeah Tell me fucking about it

Yeah there's a lot of bad shit that goes with it It's very difficult But the point is like you're so And Satanism also kind of gives a bit of a framework Of like well and here's how We all do this together Can I ask a dumb existential question That obviously doesn't have a real answer

Okay Is hell on earth heaven's a place on earth and you know if that's worth like all right so if hell exists and it's like a part of like humanity does like if there's like

another like planet with a bunch of aliens do they have the same Satan or do they have a different Satan? Oh my God I don't know. We're fully and I don't know and I've read all the side stuff. I've read all the books. I've read the Peter Hillmore. Honestly, they had a

wasn't that the plot of an episode of Pretty Face? Doesn't an alien go to hell? That is literally, yes. Because it gets abducted. We take the alien and it comes down to hell. Then the alien gods come and pull it out. Yeah, because he dies on Earth and he doesn't know what it is just to anyone who dies on Earth. It doesn't, yeah, it's great.

According to the early, early Christians, they apparently there was a place that this could have been. There was like this, apparently some valley that they would kind of like, they pinpointed it for a while saying, hell's over there. But, no, does not, technically, according to all of this, you would leave planet Earth. Yeah. Okay. And you'd go to another realm. Yeah. Now, ideally, you know, concerning morality, concerning the rules about what you do when you're out and about, out of the garden of Eden, Satanists like Anton LeVay in the symbolic vein are supposed to do as little harm to others as they can possibly manage in their pursuits of pleasure, knowledge, and technology.

power. One of the central tenets is that you're not supposed to hurt anyone else unless they hurt you first. Never cross into another man's territory. But when Anton LeVay brought the worship of Satan into modern society, even if it was just as a symbol, he also introduced the possibility that one might interpret worshiping Satan as worshiping the concept of evil itself as Christians see it. LeVay, therefore, accidentally also gave birth to a whole crop of theist's, Satanists, who believe in Satan just as fervently as a Christian fundamentalist believes in God. These are people like serial killer Richard Ramirez, who did harm in Satan's name because he believed that's what Satan wanted. It must be said, however, that theistic Satanists are

incredibly rare, evil Satanists committing ritualistic murder that happens in novels, TV, movies. They're portrayed by Christopher Lee or Ernest Borgnine. But Christians committing murder in the name of Jesus, Well, that's just the history of the Western world. Whoa, Marcus, come on. I just called how they won. Whether it be the Crusades, Manifest Destiny, the Spanish conquest of South America, the Spanish Inquisition, the Iraq War,

the murder of gay people in Africa, or millions of smaller atrocities throughout the last 2,000 years, far more people have stained humanity with blood spilled in Jesus' name than Satan's. This, of course, is partly why today's fundamentalist Christians are working so fucking hard to prevent your kids from learning our action.

history. Satan is still an incredibly useful scapegoat for the people in power, and he's still an extremely effective boogeyman to use when people are questioning why they're being told to kill other humans. For a worryingly recent example, we can go to our latest war in Iran. Earlier this year, over 200 American soldiers across all branches of the military reported that they were being told by their superiors in the United States military that the Iran War was a precursor to Armageddon, that they were there to trigger the final battle between God and Satan. What this tells me is that Satan as a real enemy is primed to make a big fucking comeback. And whether you're Christian, Jewish, atheist, agnostic, or whatever, you really aren't going to like the world that's made when

these people start using the battle against Satan as an excuse for their actions. Never forget that most of the people executed as witches at Salem were themselves committed Christians who pled their innocence and faith right up till the moment the rope wrapped around their necks by their good Christian neighbors ended their fucking life. It has happened before and it can happen again. And that's why I is the resident troll fucking shithead of this show still call myself a Satanist because we are at the precipice of another religious war within the United States of America. It is happening right now, just like we said before, and we have to really think about this.

Because, yes, there is evil theistic Satanists. We're not going to go into right now, order nine angles or seven, six, four, or these other things. That's still, that's kind of modern. But the real shit is the fact that several hundred million people believe in another fake character called God that is killing the rest of us. And so that's what I kind of think the scales are not even here. Yeah, Satan never killed everyone on earth. Never, not once.

Not once. Again, we are in the middle of history right now. Like, that's why we're talking about this is because, you know, Satan has always been a very powerful figure, at least has been for the last thousand years. Satan has been an extraordinarily powerful figure. And we're about to see how powerful that figure really is again. So if the war against Satan and God and Iran is supposed to bring on Armageddon, does that mean we're going to lose to Satan? Or do we got win? No, we trigger Armageddon and God kills everybody.

Except for the super religious and he turns them into ghosts. So we should, in that theory, be on Satan's. Yeah, we have to kill God. We need to get the lance of launching us. We need to dig up, Lilith. I know how to do it. I'm watching Alleghen again. I know how to do it.

It's in the rebuild. All right, cool. All right. Call my friends. I'm going to stab God in the heart. Now, part of what Anton LeVay was trying to do with the creation of the Church of Satan was to banish the superstition around God and the devil so we could avoid such whoopsie-dos as the Salem witch trials.

Of course, it had the exact opposite effect. LeVay recognized that the modern world required an evolution of religion because Christianity had become too brittle and restrictive to serve any actual purpose in making our lives better in any meaningful way. I don't know about you, but the church never did jack shit for me besides give me night, and make me feel guilty about masturbation. Didn't stop me for masturbating. Fuck, my brother Thomas still calls me Little M in my goddamn 40s

because I masturbated so much in my youth. But because of the church, I would beg Jesus for forgiveness so I wouldn't go to hell every time I did it, which was a lot. And that was a lot of wasted energy. And the church gave me the bonus fear of being terrified about just the possibility of being gay, because I knew being gay wasn't a choice, but if it wasn't a choice, then that meant that being gay was a guaranteed ticket to hell. So even having a fluid thought was absolutely fucking terrifying.

In other words, the modern Christian church can really fuck up a kid with even half a brain who has an interest in things outside of their immediate sphere of experience. The modern world does not fit with the modern church. So I absolutely get what LeVay meant when he said an evolution was needed. The church actively hurt my family. It actually forced my mom. mother out of it and they shamed her for the divorce after her first husband beat the shit out of her. They shamed her for it. And then I'll always remember when I went to the priest

and I was trying to ask him what his purpose was. And that was the first time anybody ever called me a little devil. And you wonder why I'm fucking like this. Yeah. The bishop at my church that I was an altar boy for, he ended up banging a bunch of boys. Sucky, sucky, and then they fired him or moved him up to Michigan. And then I found out recently, because I looked up the story and the guy they replaced them with, he fucked, fucked a bunch of kids. Hey, if it's not broke.

Now, are you sure the M wasn't for Marcus? It was both. He was very, it was what you'd call a double entendre. It was a pretty funny brother joke. He was a very funny, it was a very funny brother joke. It was both Little Marcus and

Little Masturbator. Don't worry. He clarified. Oh, we know. Oh, yeah, sure. I can't wait to hear it again, I know we'll hear it the next time I see him. You will. Now, what's interesting is that Satanism is a self-declared religion, defined by an intentional, religiously motivated veneration of Satan. That did not exist in any meaningful form until Anton LeVay created it in 1966. That's part of what, it sounds

like it's not true, but it is. Yes. And it's what makes Anton LeVay such a fascinating character. I mean, yeah, he could be a little douchey. He was certainly abusive, and he was definitely too comfortable with fascism for my personal taste. Yeah, he started a religion. Yeah. But he also pushed culture into exploring its darkest corners by shining lights into areas not normally seen. In other words, he was a Lucifer, a light bringer.

And for that, his story certainly deserves to be told. And honestly, I also know people, I'm already hearing my history, people, scream about the Cathars and other, and he's like, listen, we're talking about actual church of Satan put together. Cathars were a weird branch of Gnostics. The Gnostics also believed in a devil god that created this physical realm, but that's taking this back to a context level in which we will all starve to death. If we continue to go, if we start from the beginning of thought, we could talk about it. Yeah, I chose.

I looked at it and I said, no, we don't need it. So Satanism is younger than Scientology. Satanism is older than younger, yes, because Scientology is 50s, Satanism is 66. You probably learned a lot from Scientology, to be frank. I know that he did go, well, we'll get on a lot of difference. I don't know about him and Elron.

He got hubby-deby? I actually don't think he, to be honest, I don't think he ever met with Elron. I don't see any of that They would have been buddies. No, honestly, I don't think they would have been two opposing forces. They would have hated each other. I think they literally would have gotten to a physical fight. Yeah, a pretty good bitch.

slap fight. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Now, before we get into the full story, let's acknowledge our sources today. Our main two were The Secret Life of a Satanist by Blanche Barton and Born with a Tale by Doug Brod. Out of the two, go with Born with a Tail. It does a fantastic job of sifting through Anton LeVay's

many exaggerations and lies. And in fact, we'll probably talk to Doug Broad in an interview here soon. Oh, yeah, also, read Nightmare Alley. Yeah, oh yeah, we'll get to Nightmare Alley later on. So without further ado, Let's get into the life of the dirty pope, the black pope, the devil's pope himself, Anton Sandoor Lave. I just want to say, Riggier, Satanus, welcome to today's black mass.

It's truly one of the most evil, diabolical things that one can do. Anton Lave is so funny. His accent is to him. Hey, Rijia Satanus, hey, you want to listen to the clipee a little bit? Yeah, I know. This is this is called Clown's Lament. I don't want to hear this is called Clown's Lunch Order. You know, I'm just sitting here, and, you know, I got a lion, and I love my line,

and all of my neighbors are saying, oh, the lion's too loud. I'm saying, there's a lion. Why you fucking mad? Okay, let me just guess. Hey, hey, hey, nice to meet you, let me guess. 195 pounds. Right? Yeah, I'm good.

That's amazing. Yeah, I'm really good. Yeah. I'm really fucking good. Now, like almost every occultist in modern history, Anton LeVe's life prior to his fame is difficult to parse, because almost every popular 20th century occult, was at some level a showman who knew that a bit of self mythology is important.

I would put it on a scale, right? Because then I'd put him, because Alastair Crowley was sort of like, Alistair, HPB a little bit more on the serious side. He's way on the other showbiz side. He's on the circus side. Oh, very much so. We're going to get into that. Like, he is a fucking carny.

Yeah, I know that Mr. LeVay does not sound as good in the song. No. Mr. LeVay. It doesn't work. Well, a bit of self-mastrovy. mythology, it gives these guys, it gives their ideas a bit of a hook. Because humans, for one reason or another, they're far more likely to listen to someone if they believe that person has led a special and unique life.

Americans love the chosen one. And so, Anton LeVay was born Howard Stanton Levy on April 11, 1930. No, you never call me how we. Never call me how we a damn you to hell, like 19 curses on you. He had a full head of black hair, strange amber. eyes and an actual tail, which sounds like we're starting with the lie, but in this case, the wild claim is actually true. Some people are born with an extra vertebrae at the end of their spine, something called a caudal appendage. It appears to be a tail. And while most people today

just remove it, Anton LeVay catch his tail throughout his formative years. In those early days, Anton was called Thoney by friends and family, Tony Levy, which is a very normal name. Likewise, Anton LeVay's parents were fairly normal middle-class people from Chicago, named Gertrude and Michael. LeVay, however, claimed that his maternal grandmother, Lubba Corton, would regale him with tales concerning the mysteries of her Eastern European homeland. LeVay described his grandmother in the Satanic Bible as a so-called gypsy, who told him tales of the vampires and witches who populated her homeland of Transylvania. I love Transylvania.

Although we now know that she was from Ukraine. She was not from Transylvania. Also, if you're going to write a Bible, you can't put your grandma in it. It's not really a Bible. That's the thing. We'll get all into it, Eddie. I'll explain it all. Well, Luba Colton's brother was known as Anton Sandor.

And it was this name that little Tony Levy would take years later after also tweaking his last name just a little bit. He had to sound a little more evil, a little less nerdy. no one is following Howard Levy into a black mass. Honestly, the balls. I would have loved to have heard. Obviously, you need a magical transformation. That's a part of what this is too.

He knows you need a magical transformation in order to appear to people like you've had a magical transformation. So you have to change your name and look. It's kind of like, it's just boilerplate. But Howard Levy, the Pope of Evil Howard Levy such, it's like almost more powerful.

Yeah. Hey, hello, everybody. and enough egg salad for everyone but no one bowl of it is poison. I love that great comedic actor, Eugene LeVay. Oh. If his name was Eugene LeVay, he would have been eaten too much pussy

in order to be an actor. Oh, yeah, Gene LeVay. Hey, Gene, hi. Gene LeVay sounds like a man who invents a pussy eating machine. Here we go. It's diesel. Same brain.

Since Anton LeVay was indeed the founder of the Church of Satan, one of his earliest childhood experiences that he wrote about years later had everything to do with the development of his sexual fetishes. Namely, namely, Anton LeVay was a committed urophiliac, meaning his fetish was urination. He liked it a peepy, man. He love it a peepee, man.

We are part of a urinurine. Hi, I'm Peeb Abdul. It's Janet. Well, Anton claimed that when he was five years old, a little girl coaxed him into her bedroom at a birthday party. But when the girl's mother caught them and scolded the girl, she peed her pants, which LeVay claimed set him down the, quote, fetishistic sexual path towards water sports.

LeVay further wrote that he believed that men born in different areas, would have different fixations. LeVay's type, for example, came from the beauty standards of the 1940s. He wrote that if he had a type... If I had a type? It was a fleshy, heavily made-up mall with pale, translucent skin.

Who pissed the panties? When he wrote, he purposely put a period after translucent skin with pale translucent skin. Who pissed her panty? He would talk about it a lot. Like, if you look at him too,

because it's true. There are so many other romantic ways to write it. And he's just couldn't. He's like, I know, I just like it too much. Pes and pale, translucent skin. Get you peeped in a pants. The only time either, he's like, and then when I was 11, I was collecting bottles.

And I saw a lady's bathroom, and there was a hole in the wall. And I watched the women urinate. He did. He did. Now, while Anton LeVay was born in Chicago and spent a lot of time moving around the American West during the first 10 years of his life.

And we all know Chicago women piss the thicket. I know that for a fact. Yeah, that's actually what Mallort is. Yes. It is Natty Light Piss. Despite all this, Anton LeVay was more or less a San Francisco native. In 1940, when Anton was 10, his family moved into 8. Redwood Avenue, where his father sold car parts and his mother worked as a typist, which is hardly a recipe for evil.

In fact, LeVeigh would later describe his parents as people who were completely devoid of religion, people who held no strong opinions about anything. He called his mother a flibbertigit. Oh, yeah, flibbertie jibbitt. Yeah, I love that word. She was always rearranged in furniture or making her family move house constantly, even though his father hated moving. LeVay, meanwhile, was a bookish child who hated sports, which comes to. as a surprise to no one. What do you mean?

What are you saying the coolest guy in the world? He had to stay away from places where he could beat up. Piss their panty. Unfortunately, his head was shaped like a football. So if he had anywhere near a field,

just start kicking him. He got Charlie Brown. He was a strange-looking boy who grew into a strange-looking adult. Has big ears, narrow eyes, that football-shaped oval head. But instead of being a shirt,

LaVay said that he took pride as a young boy in being an outcast. Strangely, he said that the one place where he found community in his youth was the boy scouts of America. Specifically the Cub Scouts. Love the Cub Scouts. He earned his bear badge. Always had fantastic things to say about the scouts. You know what I'll say about Satanus and LeVey and Satanus in particular that it is considered to be a positive attribute is being very handy. Yeah.

being very self-sufficient. Being independent. Yeah. So the idea of being able to like tie knots and do something. I feel like that's kind of like a, every single test of Anton LeVay's life is like every scene way he learned it, instead of like learning to be a part of society, it's like he saw it all and he saw like the bits and parts of society he kind of wanted to adhere to. Like he very much immediately understood as a little boy like, I'm going to guide myself and I'm

going to do whatever the hell it is I want to do. He was a brilliant person. I mean, and that's, that is one of the things that you see throughout history, like, especially in, like, cult leaders. I mean, Anton LeVay wasn't a cult leader. No. But you see, like, people who understand systems, especially humanity, those humanities, like, just societal systems, those are the people who change things, you know, or those are the people, they either change them or they use those systems to get laid, like Keith Renary. Yeah. You know, he understood systems perfectly.

Anton LeVay also understood systems and how society worked, but he used it to figure out how to be independent and then to tell other people how to do the same. Let's see, peepee in panties. He did like the peepee in the pants. And he did get to touch Jane Mansfield's boobies. He did. That's a huge debt.

Really? Pretty massive. Oh, yeah. We're going to get into the whole Jane. Yeah, he took credit, not credit, but he felt that he accidentally killed her. Really? Long story. Long story.

We'll get into it later. All right, all right, all right. Now, since Anton LeVay was comfortable being himself, he had no trouble making friends. His house was always full of kids whom LeVay would organize into secret societies with mock military orders. And he would become enraged when other kids broke character or lost interest. I don't want to, like, obviously say that I have a lot of similarities. But this is literally the shit I did. Yeah.

This is all the shit that we did. We only got together and made little clubs. Like me and my boys, we'd get together and, like, my mug. couple girls. We make these like monster clubs and we had like all these like mystery clubs. And it was always that. And it was always the evil president. This is so what's better than, you know, being similar to the toy box killer. You know, yeah, I except I wish I had a boat. Well, basically throughout his childhood, Anton DeVay did whatever he wanted. He didn't like school,

but he loved studying. So he ditched class to study his own interests by focusing particularly on biography's history, adventure novels, and crime. That's more. I would say that's what I relate to more. It's just like, yeah, fuck school. I'm gonna go do my own shit. I was just better at it.

I was better at the stuff I read that wasn't math and science. Yeah, I was real bad at that. I was bad at those. Yeah, I actually did, I was like fine at math

in the beginning. And then it was like, once we got to like abstract concepts like calculus and stuff, I was like, oh, this is not gonna, I'm not gonna, this is not gonna be a part of my future.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was so bad at it that I like, I suspect my father may have bribed one of my teachers. Oh, you're, I gotta say, you're, your mother certainly cares about your school. Young man. I get to see your father fucking your teacher. You know, like, giving your teacher sexual favors.

It was either that or everyone in my class was so fucking stupid that she just passed all of us. I think that was far more likely. I fucking, I did real bad at school, and now you understand this completely. And now you write term papers for a fucking half your living. I feel like I've learned more in the past two and a half years than I did in high school. Yeah. I'm not a bad teacher. He's cool.

Well, by the end of it, LeVe had made heroes from wildly disparate corners of human history. People that LeVay would later call de facto Satanists. These people are extremely important to the development of Satanism as a religion. They included Al Capone, Rasputin, Frederick Nietzsche, Louisiana politician Huey Long. adventure novel's Jack London, and a fairly obscure character from the Ottoman Empire named Basil Zaharov. Known to his friends as Zed Zaharias Basilius Zakharov was a Turkish arms dealer who first showed up in history as a pimp at a Turkish brothel in the 1860s. Are you like a hairy or too hairy? Are you like you want to see face or not?

Canoffice. Hey, tricks on you. It is a bag of salt. All right. Yes, do anything you laugh. But at the end, free apricot. Oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, it bind your loose. Well, at the same time as ZZ was working as a pimp, he was also making money in the Istanbul Fire Brigade as an arsonist who would set fires at mansions, the brigade would then.

extort money out of the wealthy owners before the fire brigade would put out the fire that they had started themselves. You'd be such a strange, bad day for the fire to not be put out, huh? Kind of crazy how the fireman he brought it in a fire basket.

Don't know how it type us are. Yes, name's ZZZ. Yes, yes, I'm faked everything. I'm mad at everything. By the 1880s, ZED was an armed salesman trying to unload second-rate multi-barreled machine guns and steam-powered submarines. It actually doesn't make sense.

Hey, they kind of worked. Yeah? Yeah, no, the earliest submarine. They were a hole in the top. The earliest submarines were used in the Civil War. The American Civil War. Oh, yeah, the monitor in the Merrimack. Those are steam-powered?

Yeah. There's a dude with coal, like shoveling in the bottom of... Most people on board would faint. Where did the steam go? The big pipe. Oh, so they still had like a snorkel. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's not going that deep.

But when I say submersible, I mean, it just like goes right underneath. Yeah, they aren't going against like the U-boats. No, I mean? Like, this is very early submarine technology. Not Red October. Okay, no, no. These early submersibles would get so hot that the crew would faint, but ZZZ still managed to sell six steam-powered 19th century submarines

to the Greeks, the Turks, and the Russians. Now, as an arms dealer, ZZ truly was an evil individual, even if he didn't often hold the gun that did the killing. It said Z-Z, and you know, every idea has to, you got to have someone who did it first. There's always going to be one guy who comes up with the evil idea first. And Z-Z-Z was the guy who came up the idea to sell arms to both sides of the conflict, conflicts that he himself would help provoke. You know, there's a lot of people that say, there's nothing innocent in war.

But I tell you, there is the gun. It has no mother. It has no father. The gun goes to the home in which the gun needs to go. There is no gun flag. You know, you say, you see. Did indeed sell weapons for three decades to every side of every conflict in Europe, Asia, and South America from like 1890, up until like 1920. Like ZZ was there and all of them.

And that's a violent time in human history. That's the best. You can just wait for everyone to kill them, kill each other, and then go collect all the guns. Sell them again. Yeah. You got you. Put it all together. In World War I alone, ZZ, sold millions of machine guns. He was a true merchant of death. His zeal for selling weapons, I would describe it as almost manic. His greatest ability was the instinctive understanding of when to offer bribes and who to offer them to. And his wheeling and dealing made him the modern equivalent of a billionaire by 1920. Now, to me, ZZ is no different from the DuPonts. He just has a lot more fun with it. So, Henry, what is it about ZZ that makes him a de facto Satanist? How does he influence the development of Satanism? I think that when he's reading it, the reason why it becomes attractive to Anton LeVeigh

in the terms of Satanism is that that very central evil idea is actually also about freedom. Right? So, yes, obviously, it is the opposite side of freedom. It's like, you know how we always say, like, the internet's truly neutral. Yeah. You cannot call it good or bad because it just exists. It is the collection of our subconscious. I kind of view it as the same way when he see somebody pluck an idea like that out of the air.

What that is, it's a societal loophole. Like, he sees this thing that is a loophole that no one else is kind of is considering. And he's making all of the money off of it. And in his mind, I am just a. I've arrived because war has given me a purpose. Sure. Like, I am not here. I wouldn't be here if there wasn't war.

And if these guys aren't all willing to buy these guns for me, I wouldn't be here. So there's like, for me, with Satanism, there's a lot of that. Satanism, there's a lot of... It's like breaking the system. And they don't evangelize. Yeah. It's about you choose it. You know, you go make it, you go choose it.

So there's a little bit of that. Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Yes. Yeah. And so Anton LeVade saw that. this guy had taken advantage of a loophole in the system, and it's not necessarily that he admired all of the death that ZZ

brought. I bet he did as a young man. I think he thought it was kind of cool and fun. Probably. Yeah, but he viewed the idea of someone who's like, I don't have a country. Yeah. I'm a billionaire between all the lines.

Yeah. Yeah. He was fond of saying like, hello, my name is ZZ, and I have $16 million. Yeah. All he wants to do is be ZZ. Yeah.

Now, out of all the influences that led to the creation of the Church of Satan, the one thing that Anton LeVay credited for his success in creating the church was the showmanship he learned from the many world's fairs and exhibitions that his parents took him to see in his early years. Fares and exhibitions were massively popular throughout the first half of the 20th century. I mean, the ruins of world's fairs dot this entire country. The Whigsphere in Knoxville. You know, like the big globe and queens. Yeah, or the two things from the Men and Black movie. Yeah, yeah.

Also in Queens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, the, the skeletons of these things are still everywhere. And Anton LeVay believed that basically he was in the right place at the right time to absorb all of this. All the fairs he attended, it was the 1939 Golden Gate International Expo held on San Francisco's Treasure Island that had the most lasting influence. There, Anton LeVay had what he called his first satanic awakening. while he was at an exhibition called Sally Rans, nude ranch.

Yeah, baby. Is that the type of awakening you would think it? I mean, yeah, sure, probably some kind of awakening. You know, but it shows to me how serious we're supposed to take Satanism. It's always remember these are the influences. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that's a very good point.

A ranch in San Francisco? On Treasure Island, no less. Oh, come on. Now this awakening, did not come solely from the topless cowgirls who spun lariots and pitched horseshoes for the crowd, although the nude rant show itself was indeed one hell of an affair. In fact, it was led by one of the 20th century's greatest opponents of censorship, a woman named Sally Ran, who is another of LeVay's de facto Satanus.

I mean, you know, a lot of times you look in the past at a person, and you're like, oh, you know, like, you know, standards were different. Sally Rand was fucking hot. Fully modern person. Yes, modern hot woman. Yeah, Sally Rand had gained fame in the 1920s and 30s for popularizing the fan dance, playing peekaboo with her audience while teasing them with massive fans made from ostrich feathers. Starting in burlesque, Sally Rand became even more well-known when sound was added to film,

which made her fan dancing act a national craze. Because, yeah, she could do the fan dance on film, but it's not as good unless you have the... You had the music to go along with it. I want to move now. But fucking butt-fucking was invented to that music You think about that

Like this type of dirty sex Was invited You're like That thought butt-fucking was invented in Greece Yeah, it was Yeah, it was But Sally Rand was most famous For appearing nude in public

To make a point Six years before LeVay saw Sally Rand's nude ranch In San Francisco Rand had made a splash at the opening day of the 1933 World's Fair in Chicago after she was hired to make an appearance as Lady Godiva at the Chicago Artist Ball Dinner. Hot! She's white!

Hmm? Cassandale, it's chocolate. Oh, it's chocolate. Yeah, yeah, no, no. Goddame it. That's Mrs. Godiva. Well, it had become a tradition at World's Fairs to have Lady Godiva processions. Lady Godiva processions, of course, come from an 11th century.

legend in which a noble named Lady Godiva rides naked on a horse through the streets to protest the oppressive taxation levied by her own husband. And so Sally Rand was paid $25 to take part in the World's Fair as Lady Godiva for the artist dinner. But Sally took it upon herself to ride a white horse naked through the fairgrounds themselves on opening day. And this is an important lesson. Since she did it with so much confidence, the secure. security guards just assumed that she'd gotten permission. And they just let her do it. Yeah, that's how I got into plenty of places.

Yeah. How we just walked into that con where we just said, we're talent. Yeah. Walk right in. Yeah, Sally Rand made it all the way to the hotel with a dinner was supposed to be held. She even tried her luck one more time. She tried riding the horse into the building. But hotel staff refused to let her in on the horse.

So she had four artists carry her inside, still nude on a table lifted above their heads. Fantastic press. Huge spectacle made Rand even more famous, and while she was convicted of indecent exposure, she had the conviction overturned a year later on the grounds of free speech, which made her an early and important opponent to censorship.

Wow. I hope she still got paid. She did. Actually, Sally Rand did really... She got even more famous after that. She started touring, I think, with, like, Balero or something like... She actually had a fantastic life and a great career. Hell of, yeah. Just being basically an activist and an entertainer at the same time. I never heard of her before, but I looked her up when you said she was hot, and I definitely

recognize her face. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, we all see her face. Now, how is she a de facto Satanist? So, number one, Anton LeVay, despite what he would do to his wives and his daughter, worshipped women. Yeah. Loved women that were in his wife and his daughter.

And he saw truly, you know, Sally Rand is an example. of what would be the satanic ideal of the woman's body. And I think largely, Anton LeVey even said this. If we read the Satanic Witch, you start to understand that Anton LeVay projected himself

in his own mind outwards as a busty woman. Like he viewed in his mind, like you know I said a big tit energy? Totally. Yeah, he had a cape on? Yeah, sure, right? But he viewed himself as like,

my powers as a man can only be harnessed if I imagined myself as a busty woman. and use the same wiles as a busty woman, but as a man. And so what he... It's actually great advice. It's really great advice. It is.

That's what the satanic witch is all about. And so when he first saw Sally Rand, I think it was the first time he saw how a woman's just presentation was so transgressive and so powerful. She had not to say anything, nothing political, nothing. The whole crowd snapped and watched. And watched this woman totally free and nude ride a big animal. which is also heavily into Satanism.

The idea of like that we're all animals. We're no better. We're like we are just literally primates. There is no real human part. Sometimes better. Sometimes most of the time worse. Most of the time worse. So I feel like when he saw that,

it's this idea of like he's looking at his mother. Yeah. She's not Sally fucking rant. Like the first time he's like, that's the first time he saw. What's the first time you saw a woman? Like you saw that woman that changed the thing inside your brain. That's how I view Sally ran.

And that episode. It became like sort of this ideal for him of like, look at the inherent power she just has. Yeah. Just living. Makes a great point. Like if you, like the whole stupid awful like alpha mel shit, like you do go for that, the masculine thing. All you're going to attract are other awful men.

Yeah. But with the, if you have like the big tit energy feminine, you attract everyone. Yes. Yes. It's about making. So essentially satanic witch is a whole long thing about sort of, well, I'll don't do this to me. I'll get there. I'll get there. It's fun. It's just, it's kind of fascinating.

Do you think that when Sally Rand was on the horse, she had to change her name to Sally Ride? And then she blew up. And then she fucking exploded. Christopher Cola. That's the other one. Sally Ride, she made it? She made it. Yeah, she died recently.

Oh, well, then she didn't make it. Well, she had suicide. Oh, well, I'm sorry. I guess. So small. She did commit to a stitch? No! Oh, okay.

How am I supposed to know? I don't know. I was like, what you see on the moon? Live from North Lane. Now, by the time of the San Francisco Fair attended by a young Anton LeVay, Sally Rand had been fighting censorship for years. In February 1939, she had already led hundreds of scantily clad women on horses in formation through downtown San Francisco, and her nude ranch had been somewhat of an extension of that performance.

This, of course, is where Anton LeVay saw Sally Rand. And just seeing Sally Rand was amazing in itself. But that was not the so-called satanic awakening. LeVay saw Sally Rand, but he also saw his Sunday school teacher seeing Sally Rand at said nude ranch. LeVay later wrote that after seeing his Sunday school teacher enjoying topless cowgirls, Despite this Sunday school teachers often repeated claims of higher morality, LeVay saw the hypocrisy of Christianity,

which was his first so-called satanic epiphany. I love his satanic epiphany came from some do go, Habana, hama, hama, hama, hama, hama, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, no, that's the greatest set of calories I've seen since I left Michigan. I mean, yeah, admittedly, this seems like incredibly basic stuff. off in 2026. It's the sort of thing that any of us could have pointed out when we were kids. And that makes it easy to dismiss. In fact, you could easily make the mistake of dismissing all of this as childish or a little too edgy for its own good. Yes. But you have to realize that this was not a

common way of thinking in 1939. Wasn't even really a common way of thinking in 1966 when LeVe actually founded the Church of Satan. It is basic. But it was people like Anton LeVey who laid the groundwork that birthed a more modern way of looking at the world. Basically, Anton LeVay is the duck soup of edginess. Here's what I mean. Duck soup, the Marx Brothers movie from 1933. It was so funny that everyone who came after copied everything about it. So what was once an entirely new way of doing comedy, it soon became the standard.

So this thing that changed everything, it came to be seen as hack, even embarrassing, because it is seen as so obvious in the modern world in the wake of everything that came after it, such as the paradox of Satanism. The way I'd even put it, which we'll cover this, Satanism is an introductory philosophy. It's the first thing that should get you going. It's inherently four, even Anton LeVay even kind of says it.

That's why the Satanic Bible is so simple. Yeah. It's that he wrote it for 15-year-olds to read. It's super easy. It is very, very easy to understand. It is such a quick read. But yeah, you're supposed to move on from it. You're supposed to expand.

Yeah. Now, Sally Rand's nude ranch was not the only event at this fair that influenced Anton LeVay. Sorry, I get that out. All right, now we can go. Another exhibit that LeVe said was full of satanic undertones was the full display of babies and incubators on the midway. These were live, premature babies. Live tonight. Premature babies on the main stage.

They don't go-goo, they don't gaga, but you will, seeing these live premature babies. Oh my God, you can see that one grow an arm. When I went yesterday, I saw four die. Oh, yeah. Wow, what a wonderful pre-mey explosion. It sounds like a crazy thing, but these events, these exhibits existed because there weren't incubators in hospitals. Well, there were incubators in hospitals. This was to show off the new incubator technology. This happened a lot. They would do guys in iron lungs when they first put people on iron lungs.

They would just treat that as a freak show and people would pay money to go see the guy just sitting there in an iron lung. Do something to fucking brutal. Just be like, take me home. No, I'm sorry. You're at the show. These were live, premature babies and incubators in a modern hospital setting, but it was housed in a wimsically themed building in the middle of what was basically a large entertainment complex. It's like putting a cancer ward in the middle of Tomorrowland at Disney. I'll go, though. I hate to have to get the lightning lane for it. It really is.

Imagine walking into a room at Disney and it's just a bunch of people in chairs getting fucking chemotherapy treatment. It's the same shit. I mean, it would make sense, though, for Tomorrowland. If it was an advancement, it's kind of like the Adventures of Inner Space. Also, just know you, you just called what hospitals are going to be, by the way. Just so you know that? Yeah. You've just, we have just put into the zeitgeist what's going to happen.

And eventually, people are going to be getting their chemo with Disneyland. Can you imagine Donald Duck giving you your chemo? Yes, I can. And it's the only way it's going to happen. Dude, character meet and greet chemo. How is that not a thing? Dude, write it down. Right it down.

Spider-Man. Write it down. I'm writing it down. I'm mailing it to myself. Dr. Strange brings you chemo. Copyright. We should get 11 to do it since we're on Netflix. And it's great because she's got, she's, um, let's continue.

I want to get one of the guys from Dark to do it. That's my favorite Netflix show. That's super weird. I want to get that one with a dear Zachary. Can we get that lady? Also, that's why I chose Tomorrowland instead of Toon Town. Yeah, yeah. It's not going to make sense in two.

No, it doesn't make sense. And in front, it goes, boink. Hey, if you fucking tell me for a second that Roger rabbits, my oncologist. You ever played the Deer Zachary drinking game? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, beer Zachary. Where you drink a beer and blow your brains out? Well, as Anton LeVay saw it, beer Zachary, we have to do something with beer Zachary. Just pouring fucking beers on a dead baby.

Every time you get sad drinking. I started drinking before. As Anton LeVe saw it, this incubator baby display, it made a mockery and a spectacle of the most delicate and vulnerable life forms on Earth. These were babies on the cusp of death. You think preemies are bad now. Imagine a preemie in 1939 trying to survive at the fair. Give him more lead. Yeah, this baby is weak.

He needs more lead injections. Not lead? Lithium. It's lithium that makes a baby grow. I already gave them all the mercury we had. I mean, they basically made dying babies a freak show. And Anton LeVay absolutely loved the contrast for him. This was Satanism writ large.

And when Anton LeVay hit puberty himself, the freak show element he'd enjoyed as a child wasn't quite so funny when he realized that he would have to show his vestigal tail to the other young boys in gym class. Again, not surprisingly, Anton LeVay hated gym class. Hey, listen, no, I don't do a... I don't do jumping jacks, okay?

I'm inherently evil. That is one of the most joyful single exercises I refuse to do it. I'll hang a rope. He also began developing a hatred towards jocks, and this is a direct quote, young men who found themselves unusually well-endowed. Just to head just like, I hate boys with large penises.

They do whatever they want. They do whatever they want. The rest of us are normal. The rest of us have to think of other creative ways to use the penis. Make it longer. Make it appear longer. Mostly, though, Anton was nervous about showing his tail to the other boys. The tail had become even more of a problem when it became inflamed when LeVay was 12 years old.

He supposedly had to have it drained of fluids to relieve the pain. This, of course, did not endear him to his fellow children. In college, my roommate had to get his tail drained, and he had to sleep on his stomach for a week, and then I had to, like, give him bong hits from over the side of the bed. It was kind of fun. That's really fun. It's a good friend. Yeah, yeah.

That's a real good friend. That's great. Now, Anton LeVay was too old to be a boomer, but too young to serve in World War II. He was only nine years old when the conflict began, and he was 11 when America joined the war as a full participant. By the time of the war is in, though, Anton LeVay was 15, and one of his uncles had been hired to rebuild air strips for the army in post-war Germany. Since Anton looked up to his uncle, and since this was 1945, he actually joined his uncle on the trip overseas. He's like, yeah, fuck it, go to Germany. And there, LeVay was exposed to German expressionist films,

like the cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Metropolis, and Nospharatu. And that'll change you. It will. No, it very much will. Especially going from here to there and seeing how different it is. Yeah, and also just being in post-war Germany, just the devastation of it and the destruction of it. Post-war Germany was nightmarish in every way.

But these films, they were masterpieces of ritual and occultism. I mean, you look at the, like, look at Metropolis, the rituals of Metropolis, the occultism of Nassveratu. Yeah, that was the first sequel. Nospherat, too. Oh, sure. I hated Nosphorus. The jagged angles, the harsh lighting, the dark shadows, all that stuff that typified German expressionist film. Those would become massive inspirations when Anton LeVay began constructing his own satanic rituals.

And when he began pretty much putting together the aesthetic. of the Church of Satan. Now, besides this interest in film, Anton LeVay was also a fantastic musician. He's almost musician first up in terms of abilities. Yeah. He learned brass, woodwind, strings, and keyboards at a young age. Quite appropriately for a Lord of Hell,

he taught the accordion, which had exploded in popularity in the 20th century. As someone who has tried to learn the accordion, like, it's hellish for the person playing the accordion. Even I love accordion. I love how it sounds, but it is maddening. Oh, yeah. My father tried to teach me, and I didn't take.

I wish I had done it. I wish I had fucking learned. Wasn't he one of those guys that could just, like, hear a song and then play it? Yeah, yeah. But since LeVe was such a natural talent, he dropped out of his junior year of high school, soon after his return from Germany, to play obo full time for the San Francisco Ballet Orchestra. That's awesome. He also threw himself into the study of painting, classical music, philosophy, and, of course, magic.

But lest you start bullying him. now. What's there to bully? Yeah. If there was a bully, he wouldn't exist. No, I know. It's just perfectly normal, healthy boy behavior. LeVey, yes, being second chair, obo in the San Francisco Ballet Orchestra.

Healthy growing boy. Well, LeVe attempted to counterbalance his extreme nerdiness, because he did have this idea very early on. He knew that he had to counterbalance that. Like, he did have these very nerdy interests that one could see. as weak. He counterbalanced it with appearances. You know, that's also another important satanic thing. Well, Satanism and appearances are one and one. That is the idea is that appearances are everything. So it's like the fact that he even understood that, like that's a huge, that takes self-consciousness to

understand you're a nerd. It does. You see the Satanist that started with the eyeliner? Yes, probably. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. I would say, I would say so. Yeah. Almost like Cathars had something like it. Well, LeVay attempted to counterbalance his extreme nerdiness by letting his hair grow long. He dressed in leather jackets. He wore the infamous zoot suits of the time. And with his new look, Anton LeVay intentionally sought out the reprobates of San Francisco, the gamblers, the pimps, the prostitutes who populated the Bay Area's pool halls and bars.

Cool guys. Cool, fun guys. This was Anton LeVay's uncle's crowd, his uncle Bill. Although LeVay gave no details, which means he could be lying. about all of this, LeVay supposedly traveled with his Uncle Bill to the newly established desert oasis that was Las Vegas when he was a teenager to see how him and Uncle Bill could make their way in Sin City. Supposedly, Uncle Bill had been a bootleggar in Chicago for Al Capone during Prohibition, and Uncle Bill also allegedly had connections to the infamous Vegas gangster

Bugsy Segal. Anton said that in Las Vegas, he watched criminals exploit the natural foibles and vices of other men for fun and profit. That's why it's great. That's why Las Vegas is fantastic. These criminals, LeVey claimed, taught him that everything is a racket, including the church. The crafty man, LeVay wrote,

figured out how to work the rackets himself, so he didn't wind up as a slave to the crooked politicians and the bosses of our modern world. He wrote about this in the 60s, still true today. The crafty citizen refuses the routine of going the work,

where he stagnates at a deadly dull job, having his lunch when he's told, all to draw a wage that is barely enough to sustain this humdrum existence of factories and offices and commutes. Burn it to the ground! I mean, it makes

a lot of sense. And so, instead of living the life of his father, his mother, or even his criminal uncle, Anton LeVay, took a fourth route. He took inspiration from one of those people he read about when he was a kid and he joined the circus.

Very good. Very good, guys. That's a song called Blazes and Flames. Oh, that's fucking awesome. You know, I actually just met a guy who ran away to the circus. Yeah. At Zach Began's Haunted Museum. Yeah.

It was in this like freak section. He literally was like, he told his whole story. He was like, I was 16, I needed to get it out of my fucking parents' house, and I left and I joined the circus. in fucking 20 with like 30 years ago. Was he an exhibit or? No, yeah, he was in it as an exhibit. I thought he was just a guy hanging out.

No, he was doing like the nail in the nose big. But he was like, I was like, man, that's right. You could still just fuck off and join the circus. Oh, is he one of those Jim Rose guys? Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, probably I am. I remember them. Now there are two men from the world of circuses,

sideshows, and carnivals that are incredibly important to the development of Satanism, men who are both at the top and the bottom of this particular inter-examers. Latter. So let's start with the man at the top, the great showman of the 19th century, P.T. Barnum. Yeah! Barnum was, of course, another of LeVay's de facto satanus. Born in Connecticut in 1819, P.T. Barnum was the eventual co-founder of the Barnum and Bailey Circus, but that actually came near the end of his life. Barnum had a massively influential and fascinating career prior to that in which he had a hand

in shaping America's image of itself. But since P.T. Barnum was a reflection of America that reflected itself right back. His story is far darker than what you're probably expecting. Yeah, I feel like P.T. Bartum could have had his own series. Oh, yeah, dude. Like, honestly, he is, I actually wonder if he's worse than Anton LeVay. He's definitely got more depths on his hands. Yeah, he's got a fair amount of death.

Yeah, P.T. Barnum is a, yeah, there's a lot going on there. True American. He really was. Now, P.T. Barnum got into the sideshow business at the age of 25, and his first attraction was an elderly enslaved woman. In 1835, long before the Emancipation Proclamation, Barnum was offered the purchase of a black woman named Joyce Heth, who was supposedly 161 years old.

Barnum had been told that Joyce Heth was George Washington's nursemaid, born in the 1670s, and Barnum figured that he could sell this law. even though Joyce was probably no more than 80 years old because Joyce could actually tell a pretty convincing story when you got her in front of a crowd. That was the whole thing. That was the crux of it, is that Joyce could sell it.

Oh, so she was like the first time an artist got their art stolen from them. He had a great record producer. No, he was a manager. 100%. No, I mean, the people who managed attractions in the 1800s, that's where the fucking management for actors and musicians, that's where it comes from.

Barnum was living in New York City at the time, where purchasing a human being was illegal. So he, quote unquote, leased Joyce Heath from the man who had enslaved her for the price of $500 for one year. Joyce, however, would not survive that year-long lease. I don't like my RAV-4. It's fucking awful. Just had to get in a round four joke in there. It's had to do it. See, Barnum considered Joyce to be too vigorous to convincingly play a 161-year-old woman.

So he put her on a strict diet of eggs and whiskey until she appeared to be no more than muscle and bone. Barnum also decided that there's no way that a 161-year-old woman would have any teeth left. So he decided that Joyce should have all of her teeth removed. He convinced her to agree to having her teeth pulled while she was drunk on whiskey. Then a few days later, Barnum removed all of her teeth under the guise of, no, no, no, but you said yes. You were drunk, but you said yes. So we're pulling all your teeth out now. Let's have Hugh Jackman sing a song about that.

Let's just say this storyline was not in the greatest showman. It was it? It was not. This is Hugh Jackman's part? Yeah, and guess, yeah, he played PT. It was a fucking life story of PT Barrow. Yeah, this was... I didn't even know that.

This was cut. This was all cut. That's so funny, because if you even look at him, he's so fucking battle-toe. You know what I mean? Like, he's so gross. He's so ugly. That's so funny. Yeah, and it gets worse from here.

Oh, yeah. This is before he even took her out on the road. Like, this is just getting her ready for the show. With his attraction ready, Barnum flooded New England and New York with ads about Joyce Heath, claiming that she was raising money to purchase her great-grandchildren out of slavery. He made her perform 14 hours a day for a never-ending stream of yokels, which naturally caused her health to fail within just a few months, because even if she's not 161, she's still probably about 80-85.

And just know she's still working because she certainly has a great deal of great-grandchildren. unfortunately, you're going to have to pull the night shift. But instead of slowing it down, when Barnum realized that she was probably going to die, he announced a final death tour at an increased ticket price. What did you say, PT? Last chance! Last chance to see George Washington's nurse made. What do you mean last chance? I'm here. Why is it last?

What do you mean? This is my final tour. Is that a tooth in the back of your mouth? No, no. It's a sin. Barnum, at the same time that he was announced in the final death tour, he also sent an anonymous letter to a Boston newspaper, claiming that Joyce was an automaton made of whalebone, springs, and rubber. This brought out even more people.

Did you hear, Joyce? No, no, I'm, I'm Joyce. I'm Joyce. No, no, no, you're a robot. Don't be confused, you're a robot. Oh, come back, I'm going to put some batteries in her ass. When Joyce, of course, died a few months later, Barnum charged 50 cents a ticket for Joyce's public autopsy, which was held in a Manhattan bar where 1,500 New Yorkers shuffled past to see if Joyce really was an automaton. And by the end of it, Barnum had made...

Yeah, when they find out? That she was a lady. Oh, yeah. Skin and bone. They found out... Not one person was in that line. It's like, listen, it's just a lady. I don't find the ticket.

Okay. Spoilers. No, that was the fucking 18th century version of spoilers. Hey, buddy, we're all online here, okay? I want to see that old black woman's viscera. I know it's a lady. Obviously, it's a lady.

Now you still think it's a robot. That's because you're hopeful, old man. And that's why we're doing this. By the end of it, Barnum had made the modern equivalent of $1.5 million off of Joyce Heath. And this is when Barnum was 25. This is how P.T. Barnum got his start.

Everything came from Joyce Heth. Now, Barnum never did say the phrase that is most often attributed to him, that there's a sucker born every minute. What he actually said was that the American people like to be humbugged, which is to say that Americans liked being tricked. No. Barnum, therefore, made a lifelong career out of fucking with the American public. He called himself the Prince of Humbugs,

where Barnum really made a name for himself, though, was in Manhattan, where he opened his infamous American Museum, which was basically a collection of oddities, freak shows, and general entertainment. It was not what you would consider a museum museum. It was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it wasn't stupid and boring. It was fun and cool. Yeah.

It is actually one of those, like, it's in my top five. Like, no, they asked, like, if you could time travel to any time and see anything. Barnum's American Museum is in my top five. Oh, I'd be there in a fucking. I'd be in a fucking heartbeat. Yeah. After tracking down oddities like a plaster copy of the Cardiff Giant, a working replica of Niagara Falls,

and a monkey torso glued to a fish tail that he called the Fiji Mermaid. God, I love her. Barnum began advertising free rooftop concerts at the American Museum to attract crowds. He also hired the worst musicians to play these concerts, which caused the crowds to spend money to get into the museum to escape the noise. Once inside, a customer would see posted signs, saying, this way to the egress, which, and of course everyone wanted to see what the fuck the egress was. The customer would then walk past all manner of exhibits to go through a doorway that finally promised the aggress, which would of course lead them outside the museum.

Because most Americans had no idea that egress was simply the Latin word for exit. Yeah. That did you get fuckers? You fucking idiots. I mean, it's crazy. You fucking idiots. It is one of those things that are like, one of the fucking. fucking asshole and that's hilarious.

See, that's the thing. After seeing the aggress, the customer was then forced to pay another entry fee to get back in. And while you'd think this would really piss people off, those who fell for it would oftentimes tell friends who were going to Barnum's for the first time that if you did nothing else at the American Museum, you had to see the aggress.

It's just too fucking good. He was right. Americans love that we do like being tricked. We do. We like it. And the reason why he's a de facto saying. Satanist is because of that. If you listen to Petey Barnum, like a lot against up personal choice. He didn't make it mandatory that you showed up at the 161-year-old like woman fucking tour, right? He just said, I got one, right?

Everybody showed up. Well, I would say the American Museum, his later stuff is more the Satanist stuff than the slavery, the slave-owning stuff. Well, yeah. That's not good. Yeah, bad look. That's what you mean. It's bad optics. This trickery still happens.

I mean, you go to the Magic Castle. They trick you into eating a really expensive shitty meal. It is a bad meal, but the close-up magic otherwise is good. They don't touch your wife. It's actually really nice in there. But these, like, he's a de facto-sadness because in his mind, I am providing only what people are asking for. It's showmanship. It's big showmanship.

You wouldn't call. You wouldn't need me. if you guys all didn't like this stuff. That's a P.T. Barnum point of view. And he turned things around a little bit. He tried. Even though Americans might like to be humbugged, they really don't like it as much when people brag about it.

And P.D. Barnum almost lost everything when he wrote an autobiography in the 1850s, detailing exactly how he had tricked, portrayed, and swindled his audiences over the years. God, that must have been so much fun for him. It really was a lot of fun, but when people read it, they were very angry. Magicians shouldn't tell their secrets. They really shouldn't. And that was another, I think, Anton LeVay learned that. Yeah, because look at somebody, you know, every time somebody breaks character, as soon as they break character.

They're done. But Barnum knew that Americans also loved money. So he gave a series of lectures called The Art of Money Getting, which turned his reputation around so hard that people convinced him to run for office. Barnum actually ran as a Republican in the lead up to the Civil War and advocated for the citizenship of black men and women. And while one could cynically say that he was changing with the times, Barnum actually became a staunch abolitionist in his later years, who I would like to think was trying to atone for his youthful evils. Yeah, he could have doubled down.

Evil, son of a bitch when he was a kid. I think he probably just saw the writing on the walls and he was just trying to stay in charge. But I'll say, honestly, that wasn't that popular of a view. Yeah. Like, it really wasn't. Being an abolitionist was like, was still like an intense point of view. I think it's just Pete De Barnum, like the thrill. I think he likes being on it, but I do genuinely, in my heart of hearts, I think that there was like,

because he said this in a quote about like, if I could give anything back at the end of my life, I will. So he rebuilt Bridgeport, Connecticut. He did all these things. And so he kind of like did this thing being like, hey, I am trying. Like it was like at the very end of his life, which is the most you could say about most human beings. It really is. He fought against the railroads. He's a bad person.

Either what you do. but then in the end he tried to say, I'm sorry, and then he fucking died. In the last 20 years of his life, he did try to turn things around, which, yeah, which honestly is more than we can say for almost anyone we've ever talked about on this fucking show. People liked what Barnum was selling when he ran for office, and he served as both a member of the Connecticut legislature and the mayor of Bridgeport. He died in 1891, having become personal friends with Mark Twain, Queen Victoria, who fucking loved freak shows. Queen Victoria loved them. She was the naked one, right? No, no, no, no.

Was she the sex-crazed one? No, Queen Victoria was the absolute opposite. She was the most buttoned-up, sexless monarch to ever exist. Which one was the super horny one? Sally Rand. The super horny queen? Wasn't there super horny queen? Not in England.

I don't think in England. Side story is L-P-O-T-L and G-M-L-C-COM. Send me a list of the corneous queens. I think you're thinking of Catherine the Great. Yeah, that's exactly what I think of. Freddie Mercury. So send me pictures. Side stories, L-P-O-T-L-G-Mel.com,

send me pictures of the horniest queens. Yeah. Yeah. And also, Abraham Lincoln. Good friends. Oh, they're going to say horny's queen. Yeah. Yeah.

Abraham Lincoln. Also, a super horny queen cannot be denied at all. Oh, rail spinner. Oh, yeah. Catherine the Great. That's the horny one. Yeah. Okay.

Good for her. It says, AI is telling us that Queen Victoria was super horny. It's because we asked about horniness and AI is going to lie to you. Yeah, it's going to lie to you. It's going to tell you what you want to hear. Yeah. Now, that's P.T. Barnum. That's the guy at the top that influenced Anton LeVay.

On the complete opposite end of the carnival spectrum, Anton LeVay was also greatly influenced by a 1946 novel, which explored the dark side of show business as it was in the mid-20th century. This novel, filled with Carnie's femme fatals and grifters, was known as Nightmare Alley. Also made into a movie a year later. Don't watch the Bradley Cooper one. Watch the black and white one.

Yeah, the 1947. Yes. I did like the... It's fine, but if you watch the... You got to read the old one and read the book. I'll watch it. Well, the author of the novel was a man named William Lindsay Gresham

who'd volunteered to fight in the Spanish Civil War in 1938, very much an Ernest Hemingway type, looking for action. But after Gresham's fighting was done, he had a chance meeting while waiting to be sent back to America. He had drinks with a mysterious man who told Gresham about a very real and very disturbing carnival attraction called The Geek, the most disturbing attraction of all. Usually, and again, this is very real.

Usually, the geek was an alcoholic who had been driven so low that he was willing to be put in a pit, day after day, or cage sometimes, usually a pit, where he would bite the heads off chickens and snakes for the carnival going public in exchange for booze. usually well dressed as some sort of wild man. Geeks were worryingly common amongst carnivals and side shows across America for decades. They were very popular. Extremely popular, yeah. I wonder how that ended up translating into being a nerd. Yeah, I'm not, I think at one point, like, geek was more of a, just a person who was unpleasant to look at. Like, nerds were smart and geeks were just, like, unpleasant people.

Yeah. In the beginning at least, but they soon became conflated. And I'm just talking out of my ass there. I might be told me wrong. It's interesting because it comes from an old term for just a clown, a German clown called a geek, meaning a fool or simpleton. And then eventually it turned into the geek, which then became a term for an ugly person. Really geek means like ugly, pinheaded, eyes too close, fucking mouth too big, arms too long. Yeah.

Yeah. You's gross. Yeah. That's cool. But he stole this story from a strong man that he had met, and he took the entire thing. Now, with about Nightmare Alley, it's not just about show up this. Yeah. It's about the literal world of magic.

Yes. Of actual ritual magic. Oh, God. Which is the thing about Nightmare Alley that makes it really interesting because what Anton LeVay realized, much like happens at the end of Alistair Crowley's works, you realize that he says there, it's not from out there. It's from in here. Mm-hmm. Now, the story of the geek haunted Gresham after you returned from Spain, and this was in addition to everything he'd seen in the Spanish Civil War,

which was pretty goddamn grisly all on its own. But when Gresham's inner demons couldn't be cured with psychoanalysis, he became obsessed with tarot cards, all while he worked as a writer, churning out true crime stories for pulp magazines. Put all this together, and you got the makings of Gresham's novel about Carnie Life, Nightmare Alley.

Now, Nightmare Alley captures the occultism of Carni life, specifically the fortune-telling trade. As such, it became an obsession for many occultists. The magic of the carnival is, of course, the bait and switch, where talented tricksters use their gifts to part the vulnerable public from their hard-earned cash. But they also give them something in exchange, Marcus. They give them hope. And lessons and entertainment and have filled their hours.

That's what the nightmare alley is supposed to be about, is that you get into this idea, but it's really you have to make sure you don't start to believe. Exactly. That you are fully in charge. Really, like, the phrase for entertainment purposes only is very important to surviving the modern world. Very much so. And they also sold popcorn, I think. He did.

They did. Well, just like the spiritualist of the 19th century, 20th century carney fortune tellers offered hope, but they also offered a gamble. A fortune teller might change your life for the better. They might make things worse. Or they might leave you right back where you started. But that was only if you said yes to what the carney was offering. And that's another satanic thing. You got to say yes.

You choose. Now, Nightmare Alley blew the lid off what carnies were really up to. Because before this novel, there was very little literature about cold reading. Well, I mean, cold reading is pretty common knowledge nowadays. It's when a fortune teller appraises a person by their body language and their clothes to make a quick judgment on how to gain their trust and pull them further into the fortune teller's game. A lot of the, what do you call it? Like, you know, cold reading is said to be

very common amongst like the, what's that guy's name? John Crossing, John Edwards. Crossing over. But cold reading is the heart of all occult. Yeah. Cold reading is the heart of all occult ritual and enchantment is cold reading. And Nightmare

Alley is all about cold reading. Yeah. Which is the no one wants to, was, that's like what HPB did naturally. That's what Alistair Crowley did naturally. That's what LRH did natural. Yeah, and that's why there's so much of it in Long Island, because they're all fucking judgy pricks. What do you mean? There's a lot of cold reading

in, and, what do you call it? Well, you're talking to the Long Island medium, yeah. But there's, it's not just them. Well, yeah. Rob, am I crazy? It's everywhere. You know who it's for, Eddie? It's people like my mother. Former Catholic women that have become witches. Well, in Nightmare Allie, the main character is a man named Stanton Carlisle who learns cold reading and passes himself off as the great Stanton. He naturally charms the rooves out of dollar after dollar.

When Anton LeVay read Nightmare Alley, he found himself spiritually connected to this character, not least because Anton's given middle name was Stanton. Furthermore, in the novel, Stanton Carlisle eventually becomes a religious figure, Reverend Stanton, pastor of the Church of the Heavenly Message. But also, what's important about Nightmare Alley is it begins with the geek, because Stanton looks at the geek and he feels pity revulsion at the geek and he watches and he's an alcoholic himself but then he meets this woman and they go up and he becomes this reverend and all this kind of stuff and guess where it ends he's right back in the pit yeah he's the geek I saw the movie it was nominated for an Oscar yep but the reason why but that's the key here is that what happened is that the wizard crossed the Rubicon died in the chapel of mysteries and then was left because he wasn't prepared. He wasn't prepared to

cross the chapel mysterious. Well, Anton LeVay thought Nightmare Alley was fucking awesome. He did. He did not see it as a warning in any way whatsoever. The warnings the very end. Yeah. Well, Anton LeVay, after reading Nightmare Alley, he quit high school, he joined the circus

as a roused about and a cage boy, supposedly, and began working with gigantic deadly cats, supposedly. And it's with LeVe's time in the circus, his supposed career as a crime scene photographer in San Francisco, his distinction is America's first ghostbuster and the development of the Church of Satan itself that will return next week for part two of our series on Anton LeVay.

Yeah, fuckers! Hell Satan! Six! Six! Yeah, yeah. Fucking, man, I'm going to listen to the... Oh, we got to put fucking um, butthole surfers on. Yeah.

Really? Oh, yeah. Satan, Satan, Satan. Man. Durdard. Do you. Honestly, great work, Marcus. Thank you.

You as well. I think that... You comported yourself nicely. Didn't I? Yeah. I feel really good about me. Yeah, you've been excited for this for all of time. I was nervous.

Yeah? Yeah, of course. Really? Because there's a lot of... Because we're about to wade, you'll see. We're now putting herself out there. As you said before, you're going to call yourself a Satanist. You expect to get punched in the face.

Yeah. All right? And that's a part of what we're going to do. We're here celebrating Satanism for a couple more weeks. We're going to eat this cake lady in the tramp style that Rob has just brought back. What plugs do we have? Go to patreon.com slash last podcast on the left if you want ad-free episodes. And if you want to watch the stream, last stream on the left, every Tuesday at 5 p.m. PST.

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And Pittsburgh, the Carnegie Music Hall of Oakland. We're here having fun, Iron City. Join ourselves. We're going to go down the Stillers. We're going to go. You know how you'll see you're out there. All right. Come on. Saturday, June,

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Just go to edytunes.com, and you could find all the dates there. And we will be having more information about our. Halloween sound effects album, Frank Jansen's revolting repository, Vagasy's Sounds Volume 1 and 2, the first printing sold out very quickly, but there is going to be, dare I say it, a second pressing.

That's right, that don't. Just wait, don't, don't, don't buy the secondary market on discogs just yet. Don't just do it just yet. There's going to be a news pressing soon. And we're going to have announcements about that very soon. Hell, yeah. Thank you all for selling it out.

Yeah, thank you. And that incredible band, mass for trash. I wonder where they came from. Oh, yeah. I wonder who those people, weren't those incredible mysterious people? Incredible songwriters and screamers. You never know who those people?

I screamed. It was fun. Yeah, it was great. He was the lead singer. Fun. Well, Ash is the lead singer. I assisted. I just wrote it.

I'm just part of the think tank. Ash Gordon, of course. Yes, of course. And Isaac Hanson. Ash Gordon. Yeah, and I knew when Rob was Googling who was the horniest queen, definitely brought up a drag race story.

Of course, they always do. Yeah, yeah. You know, and they're, A lot of them are very rarely horny because of how much their penises hurt. Hmm. I don't know. I don't know. I really don't remember them.

It's season eight. Yeah, that's a long, that was a different person ago. I'm rewatching it, you know, right now. You know,

we just start season six. Holy shit. Well, funny. Season five. Who's the best season ever? Best season ever. Fantastic.

Well, we all know this. Well, Hell Satan. Everyone. Patreon. Now again. Give me stuff. Hell Satan again.

Hell Satan. Verse 666. You know what? In the name of Satan, give me your money. Give me your fucking families I don't care Just give it just give it to me

I'm gonna take it I'm gonna do with what I need to do with it Okay I want to eat it is a little chocolate I'm doing it Hey daddy it's amazing It's amazing what it you can do When you have a big piece of brown That's what I like is a big piece of brown

That's delicious That's really good Two slagers Thank you for. Thank you, too. That's actually incredible. It's really good. That's okay.

It's like Satan made it himself. Oh no. Oh, it's filled with shit. I was gonna go to heaven and now I'm not. No, you're going to fucking hell, dude. No one needs to see this. Bye. Bye, fuckers.

Leave us alone. Leave us alone. You get the fucking lawn.