Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 679: My Lai Massacre Part IV - Making a Massacre
Episode Date: August 28, 2026This week, the boys descend into Gold Star Territory, concluding the story of the My Lai Massacre with the horrifying events of March 16, 1968, as Charlie Company descends upon the village of My Lai a...nd carries out one of the darkest atrocities in American military history. From chopper pilot Hugh Thompson’s heroic attempt to stop the slaughter to the massive cover-up, Seymour Hersh’s investigation, and the trials that followed, we examine how the truth of My Lai finally reached the American public… and how nearly everyone responsible walked away. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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There's no place to escape to.
This is the last talk.
On the left.
That's when the cannibalism started.
Sometimes I wake up in a bad mood, you know, and I just get a little angry.
You know, I'll go outside and I'll destroy a pile of ants.
I'm saying I just do it.
Hit it with the hose.
Hit it with the hose.
Sometimes one time I cooked up a bunch of grease and I put it on the ant pile and I watched all the ants die.
I didn't.
This is a confession.
I love what we're doing confessions.
I do love to kill flies.
Okay.
I love killing flies.
I actually like to kill flies.
All right.
Bugs in the house, dead for sure.
Yes, except for spiders.
I save spiders and I take them.
I don't save every spider.
See, I really enjoy watching spiders eat other insects.
Like the other.
So I actually, I keep, there's a lot of spider webs around my house, massive spider webs.
I watch them.
So I can watch them eat my insects.
enemies. Oh, that's nice. On top
of question. Okay. We had a little bit of a
sidebar when we did brighter side yesterday. Sure.
Better. All right.
Before we get into
all how horrifying today's
going to be. Sure. Yeah, yeah.
Best War
Four films. Oh.
Because we were talking about this is that so right now
in my mind, right, it's like obviously
from the American perspective, World War II, Vietnam,
have the best war-based
films because obviously masks can go
fuck. Here's the problem. Here's hate
match. Yeah, we all hate match.
Yeah, World War ones too sad.
Civil War. The music sucks.
You know, that's why
I think Vietnam War wins.
The soundtrack alone. The movies
are cooler, but World War II
might have made better
films. I think, yes,
Vietnam does have the better soundtrack,
but World War II has the better plots.
Yeah, save and private Ryan.
You got
Apocalypse now
is the best plot. It is. No,
And you know, that's my second favorite movie.
I love Apocalypse Now, but overall, I think World War II just has more opportunities for different types of stories.
Because Vietnam is one story.
Yeah, you want to see almost every person who gets killed get killed in the World War II movies.
Yeah.
In the Vietnam movies, you don't want anyone to get killed.
Yeah.
Or sometimes you want that one guy to get killed.
John Berringer.
Yes.
Always.
Oh, and here we are.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're here on Me Lie Part 4, and I must say this is the longest script I've ever written.
Great.
And we're going to get all the way through this, and we want to say thank you for joining us in this wonderful trip down through the jungle.
And I just got to say, Marcus, I've loved every minute of it.
Thank you.
Me, lie, you tell the truth.
Eddie, stop it.
Eddie, save it.
No, I don't think I'd be able to make jokes.
No, we're not allowed to.
We are not allowed to.
We will have to figure that out.
So when we last left Charlie Company,
it was the night before the mission
that would take them into the village of Milai.
Charlie Company was acting on the orders
of Task Force Barker,
which had been charged with clearing out
the Viet Cong soldiers
who were supposedly hiding
in a civilian heavy area of South Vietnam
called Pinkville.
Now, in addition to their general task
of conducting search and destroy missions
within Pinkville, Task Force Barker had gotten intelligence that the hated and feared
48th Viet Cong battalion had retreated back to the province containing Pinkville after the
Ted Offensive. That's the Kwang Nye province. Sure. But before we get into the massacre itself,
because fucking Christ, we can't start with the massacre. Let's talk about where they got the information
that sent them to Milai. It is, as it's been with this whole series, another important piece of
the puzzle when it comes to how all this happened. See, in March of 1968, the Army
had received intelligence that narrowed the location of the 48th from the entire Kwangnai province,
specifically down to the village of Milai.
This intelligence, however, had been obtained through a CIA-backed initiative within South Vietnam called the Phoenix program.
Ka!
No, they're more of a scream!
Because it's on fire.
Yes.
He's more of a scre than a car, yeah.
Also, Pinkfield, better-ne-
known as Puntang.
I get them out now.
Really honestly, you got it.
No, it's great, you got to. You got to. Offload it.
Peaks and valleys, my friend. Peks and valleys.
Now, even though the CIA had been in Vietnam as advisors since the mid-1950s, they had just
started the Phoenix program in February of 1968 when they obtained the information that led
to the Mili Massacre. From 1968 until 1972, the CIA coordinated operations between
the American and South Vietnamese militaries. Amongst other activities, including assassination,
Project Phoenix involved the brutal torture of North Vietnamese soldiers to obtain information,
and that torture was conducted by both South Vietnamese and CIA officials. Over 26,000 Vietnamese
people were killed as a result of Project Phoenix, that's through assassinations or by, you know,
dying during torture, and this was all done with not only the blessing of the CIA,
but with their direct training.
How would they torture them?
I'm about to get into that.
It's weird.
Great.
Now, the Phoenix program was under the command of a CIA veteran
called Robert Ramsdell.
Now, Ramsdell wasn't allowed to say,
hey, y'all, CIA here.
So it was said that Ramsdell was sent to Vietnam
as an advisor to the special police branch
of the South Vietnamese government.
Personally, though, Ramsdale had quite the high opinion
of himself. He considered himself
the hub of the CIA's
wheel in Vietnam. And like
any good company man, Ramsel
was not afraid to get his hands
dirty by torturing North
Vietnamese prisoners himself.
Hubba, hubba.
Let me get in there.
A doctor named Margaret Nelson
testified during a congressional hearing
in 1970 that as a part of the
Phoenix program, she had treated
dozens of Vietnamese prisoners
who had been tortured by electricity
with wires that were attached to their ears, nipples, and genitalia.
Prisoners were also tied up and suspended from rafters, upside down, were left there for
hours, and many were beaten so badly that they regularly coughed up and or urinated blood.
And as it went, it was Robert Ramsdale, working on behalf of Project Phoenix, who showed up near
Pinkville to interrogate a North Vietnamese prisoner using these tactics in March of 1968.
allegedly Robert Ramsdell used a branding iron on this prisoner's stomach during the interrogation
and he even cut out his tongue.
Seems counterproductive.
Yeah, I don't know what you're going to do.
You get one of those boards until he gets to A, you know, C, yeah.
I figured you could also take like those sign language interpreters we had at Midsummer Scream.
They were great.
Ma'am, have you ever worked for the CIA?
Yes.
But by the end of it, the prisoner had given Ramsdell the location of the 48th Viet Cong Battalion.
Ramsdale contacted Task Force Barker with this intelligence and told them that the 48th Battalion
was headquartered at a village in Pinkville called Mili.
You know, it's crazy.
If you look up the Phoenix program, the first thing comes up, weirdly enough, it's a Japanese RPG
created by creative intelligence arts.
Interesting.
That's weird.
That is weird.
It's, yeah, it's by the CIA.
Yeah, it's the only Japanese
Phoenix-related thing I know of is, you know,
a Phoenix attorney at law.
Whoa.
Yeah, ace attorney at law.
Stop!
Objection.
And now, at long last,
we have arrived at the massacre itself.
So the operation that resulted in the Milai massacre
was an early morning affair.
After Charlie Company got a night's rest
following the rousing pep talk
in which their captain, Ernest Mad Dog Medina,
had promised them revenge.
and told them to kill everyone they found,
the first platoon boarded nine helicopters at 722 a.m.
Now, all you got got your phone chargers,
you got your, you're ready to go, you got your plugs, right, everybody had breakfast.
Has everybody downloaded their podcast?
Yeah, make sure we're not going to get,
you're going to need it when we're airbound because they don't have Wi-Fi on these yet.
That's probably what happened, though.
They'll skip breakfast, a little bit cranky.
You know what?
Yeah, Snickers could have helped you.
Well, to put everything into perspective here,
this was actually the largest military operation happening in all of Vietnam that day.
Colonel Barker had actually borrowed helicopters from other units,
and all the airspace around Milai was cleared of any other traffic.
In fact, before the first platoon even arrived,
between 60 and 100 artillery shells rained down on the village of Milai.
The CIA had given it.
them intelligence that the 48th battalion was there. So the army was doing everything they could
to soften the village up before sending in the troops. This was standard practice.
They literally thought they were going in for the fight of their lives against the hardest
fucking killers in all of Vietnam. Oh yeah. And they're incredibly green. Yeah. They're very green.
They're three months into it. To catch any Viet Cong that might flee the area,
Task Force Barker had also set up blocking positions north and south of Mili. That's all to say
that as far as the army was concerned,
this was 100%
a legitimate mission
that was expected
to be a massive battle
between American soldiers
and a deadly battalion
of VC.
One member of Charlie Company
even remembers
that their commanders
frame this operation
as having,
and this was his words,
shades of Iwo Jima.
As such Charlie Company...
God damn,
Iwo Jee.
As such, Charlie Company
was told to pack
triple the regular
amount of ammunition when they went to Mili, and they were told that everyone within Mili was either a VC
or they were supporting the VC. And so, after two months of Charlie Company being mined and
booby-trapped and sniped by an unseen enemy, two months of multiple fatalities and dozens of
casualties that had resulted in a fair amount of lost limbs, Charlie Company were told that they were
going to be facing the enemy head on in Mili at long last.
But as anyone with half a fucking brain knows, intelligence obtained through torture is rarely, if ever, correct.
And what Charlie Company found when they got to Milai was not in any way shades of Iwo Jima.
Instead, Charlie Company's actions would contain shades of a different World War II event.
The Holocaust.
Yikes!
Does it help?
Yeah, it does.
Did it help?
Yeah, yeah.
Yikes.
Not the eyes.
Holocaust.
Hold on.
Are you saying we shouldn't have cut out the tongue of the guy?
Wow.
I feel like, that's a boner.
That's my new nickname.
That's my new catchphrase for today.
That's a boner.
That's a real boner.
I like, Jeezel, weasel.
Yeah.
Oh, great.
I'll see I'll save that.
Now, Charlie Company did know that they were going to encounter a civilians that morning.
Mili was populated by around 700 people, and most of those villagers
lived in thatch-covered huts that the G.I. is called hooches or houses built from red brick.
So this is like the size of the town you grew up in?
Actually, it's a little larger. It's almost twice as large as the town I grew up at.
Fucking crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, we could have done it real good, huh?
We could have killed all y'all.
You don't even know.
Really could have.
Yeah, really could have.
This operation, however, was on a Saturday.
So Charlie Company were told that many of the women and children within this village would be gone
to market at nearby Quangnai City.
So the GIs were not expecting to find a lot of civilians.
Some, but not a lot.
So, minutes after the artillery stopped their barrage, the first platoon landed at the
LZ just outside the village of Milai, led by who else, but Lieutenant William Callie.
Cali was not the first to kill someone that day.
In fact, people had already started dying before Cali and the rest of Charlie Company
even landed.
See, after the artillery had begun, hundreds of civilians.
had started running towards the direction of Kwang Nye City.
But if you'll remember, Captain Mad Dog Medina had given very specific orders the night before
about such a situation.
He had said, quote,
If they're running, they're the enemy.
So, the helicopter gunships opened up on the fleeing crowd, killing dozens.
Helicopter crews would continue to shoot and kill fleeing villagers throughout this mission,
and by the end of the day, between 30 and 50 people would be killed.
by helicopter crews while these people were simply trying to flee the carnage that had begun
their Saturday morning.
Do you think maybe like Medina like bit his cheek earlier that day?
Because I did that the other day.
I was eating a ham sandwich from upstairs.
Thank you for providing sandwiches.
Your cheeks are getting too thick.
I know.
And I bit into it.
And I bit my cheek.
And then, you know, and then you, every time it gets swollen and then you keep biting it
and you just get angrier and anger and angrier.
And then I went home and I yelled at Ernie, my dog.
And he didn't deserve it.
He's a good boy.
This is one of the other puzzle pieces of how Mili happened.
And they're all important.
Yep.
Now, Lieutenant Callie's orders when he got on the ground was to secure the landing zone for the second wave of helicopters.
Before Cali even landed, a pilot had told him that the LZ was hot, meaning Callie was under the impression that they were going to land under VC fire.
There is, however, no evidence that any shots were fired from any Vietnamese person that day.
needed Tony Hinchcliffe.
He would have torn
to pieces. He's a killer.
But because Charlie Company were told
that they were landing under fire,
Cali and the rest of the first platoon
jumped out of their choppers that morning
at 7.30 a.m. and immediately
opened fire on every Vietnamese
person they saw. They started by
firing directly towards the village
because they were told that the village was
full of VC and most of the civilians had gone
to market. They also did not
want to get pinned down at the landing
zoning by enemy fire. This happened fairly often in Vietnam, but there was still no returning fire
at all. So Cali reported the LZ as secure. The helicopters then went back to base to get the other
platoons while Callie and his men entered the village of Milai to find and kill the 48th Battalion.
Quite quickly, though, it became apparent that the 48th Battalion was not there. The villagers had
actually been in the middle of breakfast when the artillery started. But not a single villager was showing
an ounce of resistance towards the American troops. Callie's platoon walked further into the village,
but found nothing but old men, women, and children. Everyone was cowering, terrified. And here,
we have the moment on which this entire story turns. Charlie Company had every chance to radio back
and say, there's no VC in me lie. Scrub the mission. It's a bust. But,
Charlie Company was already keyed up. Their heads were full of vengeance and fear.
And according to the recollection of one Charlie Company, GI, a couple of the so-called
crazy guys in the platoon turned to Cali and said that these villagers must be VC because
Charlie Company had been told that everyone in the village was VC. So, following orders in a way
that only McNamara's morons could, Charlie Company decided to leave logic and basic human decency
behind. Just as commanders manipulated body counts to get the results they wanted, Charlie Company
interpreted their orders to get what they wanted. They had been promised revenge, and they were going to
get it. And so, after one soldier introduced the idea that all the villagers were VC, the GIs
just started shooting the villagers. And once the first civilian was killed, it was too late to turn
back. Charlie Company had committed. And once they were committed,
the idea that everyone in the village was VC,
then they could justify any action they took.
They were not committing war crimes.
They were following orders.
And those orders were to not stop until everyone was dead,
and the village was destroyed.
Jeezel, weasel!
I'm really helping.
This really feels good to be of service.
This is what I would have done in Vietnam.
Thank you for your service.
This is my Vietnam.
You're talking about Vietnam's and how inappropriate is to say that this is my Vietnam.
But finding humor in Vietnam is my Vietnam.
I always thought like a situation like that, if I was ever going to Rikers on the bus over, I'd be like, hey, everyone, welcome to Yikers Island.
Okay, now, everybody, before you want to beat and rape me to death, you're going to want to line up.
I needed a line up just because, all right, I needed to do this in an order.
I've actually brought name tags in a year and I got a pen.
All right, you can just write that down.
Big guy, too, Mr. Pile driver, tiny guy.
Ooh, you got a big penis.
Thank you.
Live from Northland.
Now, the massacre began with various one-on-one murders, as if the soldiers were trying it out to see how it felt.
At 7.35 a.m., an old man climbed out of a.m.
hole, waving his arms in fear. One of Callie's men shot and killed him. And soon after, another
GI shot and killed a man who was standing dumbfounded near a rice patty. From there, members of
Charlie Company just shot anyone they came across. One GI killed a woman running across a field
carrying a child, while another woman was killed carrying two children. Two young men were killed
the same way, just casually shot, simply for existing within the village of Milai. By the time the
helicopters returned to the village with the second and third platoons at 8 a.m., Callie's platoon
had killed 17 more villagers, but the massacre was just getting started. Now, things could have
turned around even at this point, because after 40 minutes on the ground, there still had not
been a single shot fired at Charlie Company. But since Callie's platoon was committed,
the platoons who came after them were committed as well. So instead of stopping, Charlie
company escalated the cruelty to the next level. Once the patoons got to the houses where the
villagers were hiding, GIs began entering homes and pulling people outside to interrogate them.
After gathering one group of villagers, the GIs, without warning, just started stabbing the prisoners
with bayonets or shooting them. From there, the GIs began expanding on their methods of murder,
as if they were serial killers, speed running their experimentation phase. What started as shootings
and stabbing soon turned into methods of murder so varied that one GI said that he couldn't even
remember all the ways that Vietnamese people were killed that day. Concerning the use of grenades,
for example, GIs took an old man and threw him down a well. Then they dropped a live hand grenade
inside after the old man to finish him off and poison the well water. One survivor who was just a
child at Milai remember that he was huddled with his family inside their house.
when a grenade bounced inside and killed everyone but him.
He was left covered in the gore and blood
that had once been his parents and siblings.
He just had to wait.
He just had to sit in it
until the Americans decided to leave.
Entire families were slaughtered that day
and not just with grenades.
Another survivor who was just a child at the time
saw his parents and grandparents shot dead in front of him.
Each was shot one by one.
The GI doing the shooting even shot this.
kid's three-year-old
brother directly in the
head. Kids had exploded
right in front of him.
This is more like Columbine
than war. Yeah. It's
a spree shooting. It is very much a spree
shooting. It's literally shooting fish in a barrel.
It's kind of way they described it. Well, the way they described
the other fight against the Americans.
But you wonder if somebody
already had a Vietnam. Do they get
a new Vietnam? Like,
you know, like if you've been through Vietnam
and you're like, you know, I was in the old
Vietnam, but I got to say
replacing all my current apartment's furniture
with IKEA furniture, that's my
new Vietnam.
And do you think that when he goes to sleep,
he's like, you know, at night I'll go back to old
Vietnam, but then I wake up
to my brand new Vietnam.
Yeah, because the furniture is
so poorly. It's so difficult.
And it's Swedish. What's a buryirkin?
You know, Hinderer, I've been thinking about it. You should work for the
VA. Thank you.
Hey, listen, here we go. I got my Ho Chi Minh puppet.
I knew the Hoche Men puppet. They're
love it. At the BFW
I can do Hanoi Henry's appraubrable.
They don't mind it.
They seem to encourage me.
Throwing money at me.
There's this other guy,
we're doing shows together.
It's Hanoi Henry and his name's Baghdad Barry.
Is there Baghdad? Yeah, I love that guy.
He's funny. Now that's common.
Sad um
Hussein.
He's sad.
Stop it. You're blowing my shit.
You're blowing my shit.
Now the two children, I just mentioned, they only survived the slaughter of their families because the members of Charlie Company either didn't notice them or believed them to be dead because children were not in any way exempt from the slaughter that day.
A group of 15 to 20 children were found huddled together in a temple, kneeling and praying.
But a group of GIs found them while exploring the village and they executed the kids on the spot.
But even to this day, some of the GIs and Charlie Company will maintain on camera, no less, that their orders were to kill everyone in that village.
And it wasn't their fault that children just happen to live there.
Certain Charlie Company veterans, therefore, claim to have no regrets as to what they did that morning because they were only doing what they had been trained to do.
They said regerts, though.
No regrets, because that's super funny.
It's very cute.
It's a maze balls.
That's a lot of them said.
Super amaze balls.
Now, I, of course, don't agree with the no-guilt part, but this GI does have a point that these guys were trained to do exactly this.
And members of Charlie Company had seen examples of this happening on a smaller scale for months by this point.
And they'd also been doing it for months.
They've been escalating little by little.
In fact, the men of Charlie Company had seen soldiers get rewarded over and over for doing just this sort of thing.
But as far as we know, it had never been done on the scale that it was done in Mili.
But it could have.
It might have.
That's the crazy part.
There might be worse situations than Mili.
Yeah, because they killed everybody.
We might know.
They might have just killed everyone.
Well, we also just firebomb places.
So, who knows what happened then.
Oh, well, we know.
Yeah, and there are, I mean, you know, there are pictures of little girls running down the road,
naked and covered in napalm because all the clothes have been burned off.
So, yeah, we know.
But yeah, thousands upon thousands
of thousands of villages were burned to death
Oh, mentioning that picture, that reminds me,
I've got to change the background on my laptop
Because I've had that for so long
It's just like burn on my apple
Yeah, I get it, I get it.
That isn't to say that some GIs didn't...
Changing it to Kathy Ireland.
Oh, good.
Oh, Kathy Ireland now or Kathy Ireland like 1994?
But her head's a cheeseburger?
Yeah.
It's a little more pleasant.
that is to say that some GIs didn't regret what they did in me lie
one G.I. named Varnado Simpson, who finally died by suicide in 1997
after he just couldn't fucking live with it anymore, Simpson said that he personally
committed atrocities against these villagers. He said that he cut their throats,
he cut off their hands, he cut out their tongues, he scalped them.
He said that he lost all direction that day. But he also said he was not
But he also said that he was not the one who started this carnage.
He claimed that he was just following the lead of the other GIs.
And the brutality of their actions just continued to increase as the massacre went on.
It starts with stabbing.
Then it moves on to something bigger and something bigger and something bigger.
Can I ask you, though, Vernardo?
Can you do QuickBooks?
I know that this is like we've been asking you your flaws in this interview,
and I really appreciate your candle.
We really just need to know if you can work with Microsoft Teams.
I'm more familiar with slack.
Well, we'll cut you some slack.
I will let you join the matter what you've done.
Well, these GIs, they were soon realizing, perhaps even subconsciously, that they could do whatever they wanted with these people.
Every ugly impulse, every violent thought they'd ever had, every shred of anger that lived in their souls.
It could all be unleashed on these people in this village at...
this very moment.
And as far as they knew,
there would be no consequences.
Now, do you think there was, like,
one, like, nice soldier
that hugged somebody to death?
Yeah.
Lenny.
Yeah.
Oh, Lenny.
Oh, God.
Private Lenny.
I don't know why.
They keep running from me.
Now, the great irony here is that
since Charlie Company
became so immediately focused
on murdering civilians,
they actually missed
the one VC who was
actually in the village.
A deputy commander in the Viet Cong
hid when he heard the artillery,
and this guy could only watch
as the GIs murdered the villagers.
These were people he knew.
Eventually, a group of 80 villagers
were herded into a plaza
by three GIs, and at
8.15 a.m., Callie
radioed from his position and told
his soldiers to, quote, waste them.
The three soldiers stood 15 feet
from the villagers.
imagine that, 15 feet away and emptied four clips each from their M16 rifles before all 80
villages were dead. They reloaded four times each. This tragically would only be the first
mass execution of the day. There were actually so many bodies piling up that some villagers
survived simply by hiding underneath the fresh corpses. The VC officer's mother and sister,
in fact, survive by hiding
underbodies and ditches. In other
words, Charlie Company had not only
committed war crimes, they had
even failed to complete their mission
to kill VC and
VC sympathizers.
But don't worry, we made a bunch more.
Yeah, the thing is, like,
no one ratted this guy out?
Which guy? The one VC.
No. Well, that's the thing, is that there really
wasn't time. You know, like,
They probably weren't even listening.
They weren't.
I mean, by this point, the interrogations had stopped.
And it's just, it's getting to the point where it's just, the mission does not matter anymore.
They, they know that there's no VC here.
They're just taking the opportunity.
Now, after a long while, a GI and Charlie Company's second platoon finally radioed Charlie Company's commander, Captain Mad Dog Medina, and told Medina that there were no Viet Cong in the village of Me Live.
The only people there were elderly villagers, women, and children.
Medina, however, he was also committed.
So he ordered the platoon to keep going.
Another group of civilians were lined up in front of a drainage ditch.
And again, the soldiers executed them as if they were members of the Einzad's grouping,
liquidating Jewish populations across Eastern Europe in 1939.
And that's an important thing to remember here.
Names of these perpetrators were not Heinrich Oscar Adolf or Reinhart.
This is done by a guy's name,
Bill, Ernest, Herbert, and Fred.
These are Americans, through and through.
Yeah.
Less than just a couple decades later.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So it's not like they weren't alive to know.
I think also it's really just due to the unpopularity of the names Heinrich Oscar Adolf.
It's Adolf didn't care.
And there's not a lot of Heinrichs anymore.
Like, Oscar could have been around.
There were plenty of Oscars in Vietnam.
Yeah.
I had a dog name, Oscar.
That's a nice dog name.
I bet you there was an Ed.
Yeah.
What, you think there was an Ed Nazi?
No.
No, in Vietnam.
Yeah.
Oh, plenty of Edds.
That's what I'm saying.
A lot of Eddies.
A lot of guys just like you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
God damn it, Eddie, your legs.
You're gone.
You're out of your legs.
Thank God.
Yeah.
Otherwise, I would have just lost some of Debbie.
Yeah, thank you.
Send me home, please.
Bring me my basket.
And I bet all the Henry's were Hanks.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
A Hank is a good name for a gay Henry.
Side stories, L-P-O-T-L-G-M-L-G-L-G-L.
Thank you.
Now, once the bodies began filling that drainage ditch,
Lieutenant Callie ordered more people to be tossed in the ditch and shot.
Not all of those thrown in the ditch, however, died immediately.
Several soldiers remembered seeing a very young boy covered in blood
crawling his way out from the pile of murdered corpses.
Those same soldiers watched as Lieutenant Callie grabbed the kid,
threw him back amongst the bodies
and murdered the child with his rifle himself.
Well, he specifically absolutely hated children.
He did, yeah, and he took the opportunity.
Is that true?
Yes, yeah, he hated Vietnamese children.
Oh, that's right.
You brought that up in the last episode.
Yeah.
Now, while some soldiers focused on murder,
others began the task of systematically destroying the village
as per Captain Medina's orders.
They poisoned the wells, scattered the food stocks,
and set fire to anything that would burn.
focusing particularly on the village's hooches in houses.
Once the domicile was set on fire,
more villagers would run out to escape the flames,
and those villagers were, of course, shot one by one.
The GIs then moved on to the livestock,
and the livestock slaughter was used as an opportunity to experiment.
One G.I. stabbed a cow to death with a bayonet.
Another group pumped a cow full of bullets until it killed over.
Another G.I. used a grenade launcher to blow up a water buffalo at point-blank range.
One of those situations, you know, the, I always wanted to try this.
Yeah, literally, yeah.
That's what Mili was.
I always wanted to try this.
In one bizarre scene, a soldier was just seen chasing around ducks with a knife.
But one has to wonder if this guy merely found something to focus upon so he didn't have to participate or appear to disapprove of what the other soldiers were doing.
Maybe it was part Labador.
Yeah.
I hate these ducks.
I can't believe how they decimated my stale bread collection
Well, I mean, if that was this guy's plan
It was a good plan
You focus on pretending to kill the ducks
So you don't have to kill women and children by the hundreds
Yeah, I'll kill a million ducks
Yeah, oh yeah
I'll kill a million ducks before I kill one person, yeah
Yeah, are there any reports of like soldiers
Like
I thought you were going to ask me
Is there any number of ducks that you would not kill
Yeah, like what's your maximum?
amount of ducks. What is the count
of ducks? We've got to get to the real problem here.
It's like 4 million Vietnamese and I want to say
about 28 ducks.
It's like I got all this orange sauce. It's just burn in a fucking hole
of my pie. It's China. Hong Kong and we actually technically, we
invented it. General So was
an American. Well my question was any
like sold, any of our soldiers killed
by our soldiers? Like not like
trying to stick up for people?
Not on this day.
But we'll get to what they tried to do afterwards later on in the episode.
Okay.
Now, the slaughter of the livestock only served to show just how much these GIs looked at Vietnamese villagers as animals,
which was exactly what they've been trained to think since boot camp.
The guy who killed the water buffalo with a grenade launcher immediately handed it over to another GI
who used that launcher to fire grenades into bunkers full of people.
Then there was the group who'd killed the cow by shooting it until it collapsed.
While the cow was still dying, a woman poked her head out from behind some brush.
Those GIs turned their fire from the cow to the woman and began pumping bullet after bullet into her body long after she was dead.
One G.I. remembered that you could see this woman's bones flying in the air, chip by chip.
The GIs did it wordlessly because the questioning of the villagers had stopped altogether.
The soldiers in Milai were now focused completely on slaughter.
technically general so is it was Asian I just wanted to make sure I corrected that
so that people weren't all over me once they stop the show because you know we do a little
minor corrections you know obviously sometimes we speak off the cuff here yeah sometimes
you know maybe we're not super correct when we come up at it but I just wanted to be
transparent and say yeah he is he was Asian and then it was brought over by Peng
Chen K yeah okay thank you yeah but was most popular in in America it was yeah popularized
Yeah. And Pad Thai was also, like that was made for the American pallet. Yeah, yeah. Until the nut allergy
fucking came through. Ruined everybody. That's Thailand's Vietnam. Yeah. The nut chowel, nut allergies.
Now once it became obvious that there was going to be no resistance from the villagers, some members of Charlie Company decided to take their victims down into the next level of hell.
Some GIs were going through victims' clothing, searching for money,
while others were raping villagers with all the brutality that they'd applied to the murders,
and, of course, killing the women just after.
Some GIs were shouting and yelling throughout the massacre, obviously enjoying themselves.
Some were even laughing and joking, and as one G.I. who was there put it,
when someone laughs and jokes about what they're doing, they're usually enjoying it.
The laughing and joking, quite unfortunately, also included Charlie Company's commander,
Mad Dog Medina.
While Mad Dog didn't enter Milai
until Charlie Company had totally secured
the Ville, he participated in
the ultraviolence immediately
upon his arrival. One GI
said that as soon as Medina showed up,
he made a beeline towards a Vietnamese
girl. He knocked her to the ground with his
rifle butt and shot her in the head.
Mad Dog was absolutely
enjoying himself, because after
another GI saw Mad Dog Medina
grab a woman by the hair
and shoot her in the head with his pistol,
Medina remarked that he'd sent her to, quote,
the big rice paddy in the sky.
Now, are you sure just because he was laughing,
he was enjoying it?
Because I'm not enjoying this.
This sucks.
But we are laughter.
But you're not actively, if you were actively murdering and laughing.
I think that's the difference.
Yeah, that's a difference.
Yeah.
For me.
Yeah.
And we're all enjoying this on some level.
Well, I'm interested in history.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're right.
Yeah.
Learning about history is my Vietnam.
Actually, you know what?
I'm going to go sign up for the serious contract.
Yeah, if you could please.
You can re-listen to it.
Yeah.
You can read listen to it.
It would be pretty great.
Now, as incredible as this may sound,
there was actually a photo journalist
embedded with Charlie Company
during its mission that day.
But this is only unbelievable
if you forget that Charlie Company
was actually sent to Milai
for what was supposed to be a legitimate battle against the Viet Cong.
This is supposed to, and it was supposed to go well.
This was supposed to be like something to make people feel good after the TED offensive.
It's like, look, we're getting back at him.
We're doing something.
And then the guy's like, oh, no.
Oh, no.
And soldiers in Vietnam, however, were so used to journalists being along for the ride
that guys in Charlie Company either totally forgot that there was someone there
documenting everything they did that day,
or Charlie Company was never told that the journalist was.
there in the first place. But even after the soldiers realized a photographer was there, they still
didn't change their behavior that much. Well, I think it's because they thought they were following
orders. And he was an army sergeant, so they probably thought he was on their side. Of course.
When the photographer, an army sergeant named Ronald Haberley, came upon a group of soldiers
surrounding a group of six villagers, three women, two children, and a man, the soldiers
actually waved him over and say, hey, take a picture, take a picture. The photo Haberley took
in that moment, a photo of absolutely terrified children clutching an old woman.
And this old woman's fate, I've never seen a face like this in my life.
It is the utter essence of anguish and disbelief.
That photo became one of the most important photos of the entire Vietnam War.
It's up there with a guy getting shot in the head, little girl naked and covered in napalm.
For so many Americans, this was the photo that made them ask, what the fuck?
are we actually doing here?
But photographers are supposed to sort of stay,
like in this state,
they're kind of supposed to be,
like, not involved, right?
No, they're not supposed to be involved.
The goal is, like,
you're supposed to stand from afar
and be an objective view in.
What are you doing right now?
Are you criticizing what he did,
that he took the picture?
No, no, honestly, I'm mostly, like,
just trying to explain, like, the idea of, like,
that's why he didn't step in.
That's why he wasn't saying stuff.
He's literally just like, oh my, he's, he's like, he's like, click.
Like, it's like the movie Civil War.
Oh, no, there's no way in hell that this guy could have done anything to stop anything.
Yes.
And, you know, it's hard, though, you know?
Like, I mean, he did what he could.
Yeah.
And you're about to get into it.
Yeah.
I mean, what's not often said is it soon after Haberley took his photo, those soldiers shot
and killed every single one of those villagers.
Haberly witnessed soldiers cutting out tongues and scalping,
person after person.
And most of the photos he took that day
were of dead bodies,
but those photos were taken
with his own personal camera.
He knew what was happening that day,
and he knew that it was fucked,
and he knew that people had to see it.
Because he took the photos
with his personal camera,
this allowed Haverley
to avoid Army censorship,
because they absolutely
would have confiscated
and buried his photos,
had they known
that he had taken pictures that day.
It's because of Haverly
that we have no doubt
as to what happened in Milai.
It was far more important for him to take these pictures and document it than it was for him to make some sort of futile stand in which he'd get shot in the fucking head immediately.
But to that point, when Haberly went back to America and showed the pictures of the bodies piled up on the road,
or pictures of children who lay dead from bullet wounds to the face, he did not get the reaction he was expecting.
Instead of outrage, the people from the local civic groups that he showed these pictures to, they responded with outright.
right denial. They refused to believe that this could have happened at the hands of American
soldiers and some even accused Haberly of faking the photos altogether.
How fucked up would I have to be to Photoshop this shit?
It's 1968. I know like pose people like put it all together and being like, yeah, now
I'll take down the U.S. Army. Like no, he was a soldier. I understand. Okay. I
in a way, like, you know, I don't think they're correct, obviously, but you see something that's so
outrageous.
Yeah.
That's so crazy.
You're like, this cannot be true.
Of course.
This is too far.
You're fucking making this up because you believe in America still.
We see it all the time.
We see it with people with crimes and people refuse to understand why they will do it.
And so they'll come up with many different Byzantine other conspiracy theories around it to try to say that
there's somebody in charge.
charge. Try to make it make sense. Try to make it make sense. If I was alive during then,
it would have taken me a little while. I'd say probably a week of reading ship before I fully
believed what happened. Sure. I understand that. So crazy. Yeah, because it's fucked up.
Now, out of the hundred some odd members of Charlie Company who entered me live that day,
only two GIs refused to participate in the mass murder. G.I. Roy Wood, for example,
actually vomited when he saw the men in his platoon shoot an unarmed Vietnamese village.
in the head. The other soldier in Charlie Company who refused to participate in any way was
G.I. Michael Bernhardt. And sure enough, he was almost killed for it. In the weeks after the massacre,
and this is how people took care of troublemakers in Vietnam. You don't just shoot a guy in the head.
What you do is you do what they did to Bernhardt, what Cali specifically did to Bernhardt.
You send them out on long assignments all alone. Or you make them walk point every single time
the platoon goes out to the countryside of the jungle. Pointman,
That's the guy who walks at the front of the patrol.
Somebody's got to do it.
And sure enough, time after time,
Bernhard was given that job.
Guy who's walking point is the one who's most likely to be killed by a booby trap,
a mine, or a sniper.
Bernhardt was also refused medical treatment when he came down with a condition
called Jungle Rot, which was similar to the World War condition known as Trenchfoot.
Jungle rot was caused by bacteria, common in tropical climates.
It invades the skin, painfully and chronically,
turns the skin half a dozen.
colors. Go orange sometimes. It can lead to amputation, and while jungle rot itself is not
fatal, it certainly weakens a soldier and leads him to mistakes that could get him killed.
Lieutenant Callie, of course, refused to let Michael Bernhard get his jungle rot treated
in the weeks after Mealai. So it is safe to say that Callie was doing everything he could
to get rid of anyone who had objected to what Charlie Company had done in Mili that day.
Did you have something Edward? You look like you very much wanted to.
to say something.
I mean, I was just, you know, I had like a little quip that I was going to say if I was
Bernard, you know, right on my shirt, like I had a double white shirt underneath my green
shirt and just be like, say, a V-C-OK USA behind me.
You know, that's all. That's why I didn't say it.
It's good.
That's why I kept it in.
But I'm glad I heard it, though.
I liked it.
I liked it.
Callie, however, was not the only one who tried silencing men who objected to the massacre that day.
And that brings us to the only hero in this entire story, helicopter pilot Hugh Thompson.
Now, Hugh Thompson had been a young funeral director when he joined the Army in 1966 with hopes of becoming a pilot.
He earned a spot flying helicopters, and he was shipped to Vietnam the same month that Charlie Company was, December 1967.
Now, by the time Charlie Company marched into Milai, Thompson had flown a fair amount of missions,
and he had remained, by all accounts, a decent and honorable man.
So Hugh is the type of guy that people like to think of when they imagine the ideal American.
I mean, when people talk about the ideal American, they do exist.
It's just the problems that people start to think that every American is like this, and we're not.
No, no, no, no, no. It's like one out of a hundred.
They're all named Hugh, I think.
Pretty much.
And a lot of them are just working in a nice job, you know, just loving life, volunteer firefighters.
Yeah.
No, it's like Q Thompson.
He was a funeral director.
Like, that's...
No, you have...
Funeral director is a job where you take care of your fucking community.
Yes.
Growing up, Hugh Thompson had been a literal Boy Scout who always stepped in to protect other kids when they were being bullied.
And he acted no differently on March 16, 1968.
It's a man of principal.
See, Thompson was not on the ground with Charlie Company.
So the reality of the situation had to dawn on him moment by moment as Thompson circled Milai in his helicopter.
When he saw a group of wounded Vietnamese on the ground, this is well into the massacre,
he assumed that they had been accidentally shot in the crossfire.
So he dropped a green smoke grenade to mark them for pickup and removal to a nearby hospital.
Thompson then flew away from Milai to refuel, but when he returned at 9 a.m.,
he found that the people that he'd marked with green smoke, they were now dead.
They had obviously been shot by somebody in his absence.
Thompson, however, I mean, it took a bit for him to reel out, like, well, that's kind of weird,
but I guess maybe somebody, I don't know what's going on here.
Maybe somebody freaked out or maybe something, yeah, God knows, you know.
He continued on and tossed another smoke grenade to mark another wounded woman.
But then Thompson watched as a group of GIs, led by Captain Mad Dog Medina,
walked up to the wounded woman.
Thompson himself saw Medina put a boot on the woman before shooting her dead.
Man, he must have been fucking haunted by giving anyone the benefit of the doubt.
Oh, yeah.
From that day forward.
Thompson then saw one of the ditches where Callie had ordered the mass execution of so many civilians.
Because, you know, he's flying around up in the air and he sees like, holy shit, that ditch is full of dead bodies.
Yeah, and he's the only one that really understands death, too.
These other guys are new.
They've never really been in a battle like anything similar to this.
He'd worked at a funeral home since he was in high school.
He'd been around death for many, many years.
So he understood the finality of it.
And it's at this point that Thompson felt as if he had no choice but to get involved in a moment of incredible bravery that he would continue throughout the morning.
Thompson radioed the ground troops and told them that if he saw them kill one more woman or one more child,
he was going to start shooting GIs himself.
Thompson actually backed up that threat
when he saw a group of women and children
huddled together as a group of GIs approached them
with obvious murderous intent.
Thompson landed his helicopter and told his crewmen
to aim their weapons directly at the GIs on the ground.
One sergeant in the murderous group told Thompson,
hey, all we want to do is put these people out of their misery.
And that tells you that by this point,
all pretense that the villagers being VC
have been dropped. This is just murder.
That's like a crazy new validation
that kind of comes out of just in the process of murdering.
Like it kind of like even kind of continuing to say like
oh no, there's a good here.
Yeah, there's a good here.
There's a positive here.
Don't worry. Like you're actually hurting them right now.
Yes. You're keeping us from saving them.
Yeah. Put you out of your fucking misery.
Yeah. And that, however, is the moment
that Lieutenant William Callie showed up.
After arguing with Hugh Thompson for a bit,
Cali tried pulling his old trick to get soldiers in line by telling Thompson, quote,
I'm the boss.
But Thompson didn't give a fuck what this sniveling little coward had to say.
Instead, Thompson radioed for another helicopter to land and pick up the civilians who were just about to be murdered.
And the other pilots, they did what Thompson asked.
Callie did not have balls to open fire on Thompson.
but he did complain after Thompson left
that Callie was the boss
not some helicopter pilot
So funny, he couldn't stand up to him
In the fucking in the moment
Couldn't do it
After he killed a hundred people
And he wasn't even
He was not done yet
Because he needed to prove that he was the boss
To prove that he was the boss
Oh yeah now he's tripling down
He ordered the GIs around him
To return to the ditch
And make sure that there were no survivors
Yeah because that's where all the bad people are
In the fucking ditch
Yeah
Yeah, well, I mean, at this point, it's all pretense is gone.
You know, it's now it is kill everyone.
Yeah, it's free fire time.
Yeah.
But that was just the first time that Hugh Thompson squared up against his fellow soldiers on that morning.
After leaving Cali, Thompson spotted a group of about 10 villagers running towards a bunker,
and they were being chased by several Charlie Company soldiers.
So Thompson landed his helicopter right in between the two groups,
and he told his crew to open fire on those.
fucking bastards if they open fire on me or the civilians.
And as the crew trained their guns on their fellow Americans,
Thompson was able to coax the villagers out of their bunker and get them on to another helicopter.
After those civilians were safely away, Thompson and his crew returned to the ditch.
One of Thompson's crewmen spotted movement amongst the bodies.
And when they landed, that crewman found a child crying and clinging to his dutch.
dead mother. The crewman reached down and pulled the kid out of the body pit, then sent him to the
South Vietnamese Army Hospital in Quangnai City. That child survived, and he's still alive to tell
this story to this day. Now, after all the houses were burned, the food was destroyed, and the
livestock were killed. The GIs that had laid waste to Milai were more or less drifting aimlessly by
10.30 a.m. That was around three hours after they had arrived. One G.I. named Herbert Carter,
Just watched as another GI named Fred Widmer wandered through the village shooting wounded civilians.
Widmer asked for Carter's 45 pistol, and he used that pistol to kill a young boy by shooting him in the neck.
After killing a few more wounded civilians, Wibmer stopped only because the pistol jammed.
Wibmer handed the pistol back to Carter, but when Carter tried clearing the jammed round, the gun went off,
and Carter accidentally shot himself in the foot.
it was the only American casualty suffered at Milai,
and it was described on the official report
as a hostile gunshot wound.
I mean, it was because he's a piece of shit
killing people, and he shot himself.
Now, not too long after Carter shot himself in the foot,
Hugh Thompson returned to base in his helicopter
to report the massacre to his superiors.
Eventually, word of what happened reached the head of the task force,
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Barker,
and Barker radioed,
Captain Medina and said, hey, knock it off.
It's been enough of that.
Medina, in turn, somewhat came out of his ghoulish haze, and he became frantic.
Start telling us, men, we got to get the fuck out of here.
When one GI radio that there were still three men alive, Medina replied with orders,
no, no, no, don't kill them.
There's been too much of that today already.
So they knew what they were doing.
Weird.
It's so fucking weird in a way.
Like they're all like,
uh-huh,
like they just come out of this haze,
yeah.
They were in a trance, man.
They were probably,
I bet they don't all remember it.
Probably not.
A lot of the guys,
like,
there was that one guy's like,
I don't even remember
all the different ways
that people were killed that day.
Yeah,
to a lot of guys,
I bet they did kind of look at it
as like sort of a dream,
sort of a haze.
The shooting was over by 11 a.m.,
which is when Charlie Company
broke for lunch.
Thompson, meanwhile,
filed an official report
to Colonel Oren Henderson.
Colonel Henderson was the guy who had ordered the creation of Task Force Barker.
That was the guy who had also created Operation Body Snatch.
He was the guy who incentivized the killing of civilians to beef up body count reports to his superiors.
As such, Colonel Henderson was already in the process of covering up the massacre by filing false reports based on what Charlie Company had initially radio back to base early on in the mission.
See, at about 8.40 a.m., after Charlie Company had been,
in Milai for about an hour, they had reported back to base that they had killed 84 Viet Cong
in Mili. Now, Charlie Company knew this was not the truth, but as I said last episode, that was the
story of Vietnam. In reality, Charlie Company had murdered over 500 civilians and left them to rot
in the open air by the end of the day, and Naria VC was among those dead bodies. But because
Colonel Henderson had received reports that Charlie Company had killed Viet Cong, he followed their
lead and reported what Charlie Company told him, all while ignoring the reports of helicopter
pilot Hugh Thompson.
As far as Henderson was concerned, like, well, I got Maddogged, I got Medina telling me one thing,
I got Thompson, telling me another thing.
It is his choice as to, like, which one he's going to believe, which, which report he's going to
give to his superiors.
Medina's a captain.
Yep.
Yep.
And just as it was with Callie's dissenting GI.
Thompson's superiors were soon sending Thompson out on one dangerous mission after another.
And this was after Thompson had made it clear that he wasn't going to let Milai go.
So after Thompson came out of his meeting with Henderson that day, he was like damn near in Yosemite Sam mode.
Like he's throwing shit around.
He's fucking yelling this goddamn army is, you know, it's a bunch of bullshit.
And that's the thing.
While Thompson had not been shot down once before Mili, his mission's.
after Milai were so dangerous that Thompson was getting shot down over and over and over again.
His chopper went down four times in quick succession.
Fourth crash shattered his fucking spine.
And it's not just Thompson they're being sent out to get killed.
It's his crew.
It's the guys that are with him.
Yeah, they got nothing to do with nothing.
No.
Now, Thompson barely survived Vietnam.
But the army had certainly done everything they could to get Thompson killed before he could return to a
because Thompson had every intention of telling everyone what he'd seen in the village of Milai,
and he also had the intention to talk about how the Army had done absolutely nothing about it.
Nope. I understand that Mili itself is a lot to take in.
What? Marcus, I think that this is one of the, God, I've been having a blast.
It ain't over yet.
Charlie Company was not the only unit in Task Force Barker to commit a massacre, nor were they the only unit
to commit a massacre in Task Force Barker that fucking morning.
See, while Charlie Company were destroying Milai,
Bravo Company, another unit in Task Force Barker,
they were bringing their own special brand of hell
to a nearby hamlet called MeK.
Mee K had only 100 residents,
as opposed to Mili's 700.
But while the massacre at Milai had a higher body count,
the massacre at Mee K was far, far more brutal,
and unfortunately more inventive.
See, Bravo Company had been sent to another nearby village
on the morning of March 16th, 1968,
just in case the 48th Battalion was over in this other village
instead of in Milai.
But Bravo had come across an area that was heavily mined and booby-trapped.
Within minutes of landing,
Bravo Company's lieutenant was killed,
and four other GIs were seriously injured by Viet Cong traps.
So Colonel Barker scrapped their mission,
and sent Bravo instead to the village of Miqui.
Miqui had the same escalation as Mili,
except in Miki, Bravo Company got more imaginative.
In fact, one G.I described Miquet as a shooting gallery.
And keep in mind, this is all happening at the same time
that the massacre in Mili was happening,
and it's happening about a mile and a half away.
So you can hear it.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Mm-hmm.
In Mee-K, one soldier used his machine gun to literally tear a woman in two at the waist using just a stream of bullets.
GIs found an infant at M.K.
And they used the infant as a target in a marksmanship contest.
The baby was only 10 feet away when the first GI took a shot with his 45 pistol.
But when that GI missed, he got six feet closer.
His second shot also missed, which caused all the GIs who were sitting around.
watching this. They all roared with laughter. So the GI got right on top of the baby and fired the gun,
point blank into its head, causing the skull to explode. Soldiers in Bravo Company then threw dynamite
in the houses and even had a contest to see which GI could blow up a house with the shortest fuse on
his dynamite. By the end, Bravo had used 150 pounds of TNT to blow up 30 houses in the village of MeeK.
The women and Miqué were also raped, and any who resisted were hit with a rifle butt until she gave up before ultimately being murdered.
And all Bravo Company murdered up to 100 civilians, at least 90, almost completely wiped the village of Miquet off the map.
And yet, this part of the Milai massacre, perhaps the cruelest part of all, is rarely mentioned when people talk about Milai.
There was no mad dog Medina or Lieutenant Cali and Bravo company to lead these men astray.
This was just men being monsters, as men often are, in times of war.
And it shows, without a doubt, that the American military and its civilian commanders had created the conditions for these massacres to happen twice on the same fucking day, just a mile and a half away from each other.
So we're asking, so, you know, if anybody's asking, was Milai a singular event?
we actually know for a fact that's kind of crazy that even just on the day itself.
It was not a singular event.
A mile and a half away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was just the craziest event.
It was the largest event.
It was the one that they could maybe get some attention on too.
You know, like the idea of that level, they can finally, maybe somebody will pay attention.
Yeah.
It took a long time.
And the pictures, yeah.
If you were saying, the photographer being there helps a lot.
Yeah.
I'm surprised we even know about me, Kay.
Yeah.
Well, they had to write that shit down.
Somebody wrote it down.
Someone wrote down, pinning the baby to the wall and shooting it in the head?
A lot of this stuff came out through testimony later on.
And some guys eventually just said, as the years went by, like, I have to talk about this.
I have to get this off my time.
I cannot die with a secret.
I have to tell somebody.
And Vietnamese survivors as well.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
There were survivors at both Milai and Miquet.
But yeah, the fair amount does come from Vietnamese survivors.
And so after Bravo Company finished their massacre at the village of Miquet, they joined Charlie Company after their massacre at Milai.
And the two companies, oh, and also, sorry, by the way, Army investigators, in case someone out there saying like, oh, well, you can't, you know, the Vietnamese or the enemy they're like,
Army investigators went to both locations and did forensics.
Oh, yes.
So, and there were many, many, many, many people who said even in 1968, like, yeah, we killed.
a lot of babies in Milai
and Miquet. Yeah, they're villagers.
Yeah. Even if they are the enemy, they're
fucking villagers. They're just villagers. They are
civilians in the war. Who cares if
they are VC? They're fucking
villagers. They got nothing to do with this
shit. Well, what I'm saying is that in case
I'm not yelling at you, I'm just mad.
Well, no, I know. What I'm saying, like,
well, that was Vietnamese propaganda.
You know, like, you can't go off of what the enemy says
or what, you know, anything. Like, that's, I
know what you mean. But there
was proof. We're clearly the
ones you can't trust.
There was proof for all of us.
And so after Bravo Company finished
their massacre at the village of Meeke, they
joined Charlie Company after their
massacre at Mili. And the
two companies walked the coast of a
nearby river burning or
dynamiting every home they came
across. They continued
killing people. Now it's just
out. The devil's out. Yeah. They're just
jealous they can't afford waterfront property
themselves. They're like, I don't
never have a home.
Now, people say that America didn't know about
Mili for another year, but that's not
strictly true. See, on
March 17th, the day after the massacre,
the Milai mission was the subject
of a glowing article in the New York Times.
The article claimed that two companies of American
GIs had caught the North Vietnamese troops
in a pincer movement, resulting
in 128 dead
Viet Cong soldiers. As far
as anyone in America knew at the time,
this was exactly.
what had happened on March 16th,
1968 in the
village of Milai.
So, worth the wait?
Ah!
I don't want to go to Vietnam.
Yeah.
Maybe that New York Times journalist
was just celebrating St. Patrick's Day
a little early.
He's like, I'm going to get this article done so I could
finish my Guinness.
Oh, yeah.
But that is the Mili Mekar
That's it. So let's now get into the cover-up.
Oh, fun. Oh, great.
Yeah.
Yeah. Honestly, it's good to know because this is where
this is where, you know, the big sins of America
really get stained in there.
Now, the cover-up to the Mili Mekhur was simple and quick.
As I said, the cover-up again as the massacre was still happening
when Charlie Company radioed back to base
to report dozens of dead Viet Cong.
But because the military were now on a ride
that they could not exit.
Of course, that riot came to measuring victory by body count.
The army couldn't reprimand the men in Charlie Company for what they'd done
because then the entire fucking system for victory in Vietnam would fall apart.
So as Charlie and Bravo companies hung out together in a literal graveyard
as the sun went down on March 16th,
they laughed and joked about how they were probably about to get a whole lot of praise
for murdering all those women and children by the hundreds.
And in this, they were absolutely correct.
Correct. Captain Medina actually promoted Lieutenant Callie to First Lieutenant, and Colonel's Henderson and Barker publicly praised Charlie Company for defeating such a, quote, large force of Viet Cong soldiers in Mili.
And a lot of this is obviously the beginning of the ass covering.
By the standards and practices established by Task Force Barker, Milai had been an extremely successful mission.
So the people above Barker did not ask questions when Barker delivered reports of great.
success in Milai. And so Charlie Company returned to routine search and destroy missions for the
rest of the year. But something had changed in these formerly gung-ho killers after they'd
instigated and participated in a massacre. Word of Milai had already begun to spread on the day
of the slaughter itself. And before long, Charlie Company was known in Vietnam as the guys who'd
killed a lot of women and children, but it reported 128 VC killed. It must be said that this was
not something that the other GIs in Vietnam were applauding. Yeah, this is kind of a, it is,
this is where it's kind of fascinating. So kind of watch how that affects the other soldiers that
hear about it, because I'm certain there's a lot of guys that have killed a lot of VC and have
seen a lot of action that were like, I can't, like, how would you do that?
Yeah, why are you doing that?
And also, when they go home, even if it's just for leave for a little while before they come back and they're called a fucking baby killer, it's these guys fucking fault.
Yes, they're getting the bill because of that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And really, like the Kuangnai province was, it was kind of special within Vietnam.
Like, it had been known since, you know, the days of like the Chinese occupations, like people in Kuangnai hate invaders.
They do not deal with invaders.
They do not, like, they have a special thing of, like, the invaders cannot come in here.
And so, yeah, like, they were always, you know, unfriendly towards American soldiers.
And so it was very tense.
But across the rest of the country, most other soldiers were like, Vietnamese kids are great.
Like, how could you kill these fucking kids?
Like, they're just people.
It's kind of like the best part of what we do here is meet normal people.
Like, we're finally here.
Because some of them, when they did have relationships,
ships with villagers. It was like all, you know, the slightest humanity that they could experience.
Yeah. And if you only watch the Green Berets, John Wayne, fucked one on that beach.
Yeah. I'm going to marry that little boy. Come with me, man. You'll be my new boy wife.
The task force Barker was disbanded in mid-April, which partly came as a result of reports from
Robert Ramstow, who is, if you remember, the CIA officer in charge.
of Project Phoenix.
Thank you.
Really good.
See, Ramsdell reported a sharp drop in VC activity in Pinkville after the Milai mission.
This meant that Ramsdell had essentially created a problem in Pinkville by reporting
faulty intelligence that Mili was harboring the 48th battalion.
Ramsdell then decided that the problem he created had also been solved.
and he decided that by using reports from Task Force Barker.
And Task Force Barker was, of course, killing villagers and reporting them as dead VC.
Again, this is fucking Vietnam in a nutshell.
As it turned out, Barker and Medina were both subpar leaders, to say the least.
And other officers began to notice, especially after Mi Lai.
One officer called Charlie Company the most rag-tagged, undisciplined horde of soldiers in all of Vietnam.
You mean, that sounds like fun.
That's like John Candy.
That's right.
They go two months without haircuts.
Yeah.
That's what they said about Charlie Company.
That's the worst thing they do.
Honestly, I'm really offended.
Now I'm offended.
And while two months without haircut sounds a little silly,
considering what Charlie Company did,
they really were an absolute fucking mess.
They didn't shower.
Their discipline was lax, if not non-existent.
And Charlie Company rarely provided cover for other units in Vietnam.
They're fucking cowards.
So everyone in the Army were basically hoping that Charlie Company would just fade away, and their crimes would hopefully fade away with them.
Neither wish, however, would come true.
Now, while the story of the Milai massacre would take a while to reach American soil, it was exposed almost immediately within Vietnam itself.
Survivors of the massacre made it to the nearest city a few days later, and a report was soon published in South Vietnam, mind you, that 480 civilians,
have been murdered in Milai and another 90 have been killed in Miqui.
I mean, that's the thing about Miquet.
It was reported days later.
It was not a secret.
These numbers were actually on the low end.
But even so, the American military could not have created a stronger propaganda piece
for the North Vietnamese if they had actively tried to do so.
Yeah, they just made like a million V.C.
Yes.
Because this is in South Vietnam.
Yes.
It's not where the enemy lives.
No.
Yeah.
By mid-April, reports of the massacre were distributed throughout Hanoi and North Vietnam and then to the rest of the world.
But the U.S. military again and again dismissed the reports as communist propaganda.
The military just kept referring back to Colonel Henderson's report, which stated that 128 Viet Cong had been killed.
To guess, 20 civilians had died in the crossfire, but, you know, collateral damage.
That's what happened.
The military did actually lightly investigate, but their investigation didn't really go beyond just looking at Henderson and Barker's reports one more time and saying, yep, looks good to me.
We have investigated ourselves and we have found ourselves to be entirely innocent.
Congratulations yourself.
Congratulations, me.
You're right.
Thank you.
Thank you, me.
Thank you, you.
God damn, I'm awesome.
Could use a haircut, though.
Yeah, it's one thing.
And for that, I give you two demerits.
And so by March of 1969, one year later, Milai was in the rear view of the American military,
and the military were hoping and praying that it would be just another forgotten atrocity of war.
The officers who'd been in charge had been given other assignments,
and most of the GIs who had participated had either gone back to America having fulfilled their duty,
or they were running short on their service in Vietnam.
But while nobody who had participated in the massacre in Milai went to,
the press that year, mostly because many of them were well aware they had committed war crimes.
A lot of them woke up every morning and wondered, is this the day when people are going to find out?
The soldiers who had heard about the massacre while they were still in Vietnam, they were finding it difficult to stay quiet.
Specifically, a GI named Ronald Ridenauer had heard about Milai just a little over a month after the massacre happened from a guy that he had trained with who had been assigned to Charlie,
Company after basic.
This guy was named Charles Groover.
Ooh.
And when Groover and Ridenauer
were catching up one day in
Vietnam, Groover asked
Ridenhauer if he'd heard about what Charlie
Company had done in Pinkville.
I tell you it was, man, it wasn't
like my name.
I tell you well, man,
it was nothing Groover about, man.
No, Pinkville is not called Poon-Tang.
Hey, no, I gotta tell you, man.
It's false information, brother.
All right, listen to this fat guy.
Tell me that.
When Brittenhauer said, no, he hadn't heard about what happened in Pinkville.
Groovers...
Oh, fuck, yeah.
I tell you the whole fucking thing, man.
Lider J. It's going to be a long night.
Come on, let's go, dude.
Have a fucking smear.
Groover spilled the whole story, saying that Charlie Company had gone into a village and killed everyone inside.
And Groover himself had seen a soldier shoot a little boy point blank.
Not Grover at all, man.
So Grover was involved?
Groover was there.
And that's, well, you know, that is the biggest fucking question when it comes to Milai, who did what win?
You know, like there was some, there was around 100 guys.
They say that there were two who didn't participate.
Do that means 98 participated?
I don't know.
Like, you really don't know.
It's so hard to prove, you know, who did what when.
Also, anyone who keeps their mouth shut just as guilty in my fucking eyes.
Very much so.
Now, Ronald Ridenauer was understandably haunted by the story he'd heard, but after a year of living with it, Ridenauer couldn't stand it anymore. In the spring of 1969, Ridenauer wrote letters to the Pentagon, the White House, and 24 congressmen pleading for someone to investigate what happened at Mili. To the military's credit, someone in the Pentagon read Ridenauer's letter and came to the realization that there was a lot of shit happening on the ground in Vietnam that he wasn't
to. See, as I said, the guys on the ground in Vietnam were routinely lying and telling their
superior officers what they wanted to hear. And that bullshit kept traveling up the chain of command
all the way to Washington. So there were a lot of military men at the Pentagon who had never been
to Vietnam. They only knew it by reports and stats. And of course, you know, any sort of anti-war,
anything that you hear that is negative about the war, you can only say, ah, that's anti-war,
it's communist propaganda. It's bullshit. In fact,
they thought, like, Nixon was convinced that the anti-war protest, all the anti-war movement,
was entirely backed by communists.
He thought there's no way that Americans could be against it like that.
They were not, by the way.
Yeah, communists don't pay anyone, especially protesters.
Yeah, yeah.
He had a bunch of brown uniforms and everybody eats salt.
I know about communism.
And I don't want to fucking hear about it, okay?
I know everything about it.
It's borsh, boots, and ass.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you wanted to get a communist to stop talking, just say, I know and I agree.
And they just turn off. They just stop.
These guys in the Pentagon had no idea about the realities behind all those body count numbers.
So when Ridenauer's letter landed on the right desks, men in the military and men in Congress sure as shit started asking questions about me lie.
Lie from your grave.
And by the summer of 1969, a colonel in the Pentagon started tracking down members of Charlie Company who had rotated back to America.
Based on their statements, this colonel actually had Lieutenant William Cowley shipped from Vietnam back to America just for questioning.
Immediately, they took this seriously.
No beatings? Just a questioning?
Yeah.
Yeah, just like, well, you know, that is, that is vaguely serious, I guess.
It's very, no, if you're bringing brought back to America for questioning, you're fucked.
Yeah.
At the same time, journalists Seymour Hirsch had begun his own investigation into the
Milai massacre.
And once Hirsch sunk his teeth into the story, there was no way that Mili was going to stay hidden,
short of the CI killing Hirsch and calling it a suicide.
They don't do that.
Yeah, Marcus, they don't do anything like that.
Yeah, they never done that.
Never, never, ever.
A heart attack's impossible to fake.
Well, let's just say they're, I will say they're not great at it.
But, yeah.
Well, by the time the Meleye story first hit the presses in September of 1969,
Lieutenant Callie had already been charged with the murder of 109 civilians.
And by November, Army investigators, as I mentioned, had returned to Milai.
There they found three mass graves containing the bodies of up to 500 people,
and those bodies did indeed belong to mostly old men, women, and children.
And by the way, it wasn't the Americans who would put all the bodies into the mass graves
after the Americans left, the remaining villagers came and cleaned up the bodies the best they could.
Around the same time, Seymour Hirsch published his expose on the massacre, Mili 4, and it caused outrage the world over.
If we want to be real upset, give that a read.
Yeah, and with that, the Army's hand was forced.
They had to find out not only why this massacre happened, but why nobody knew about it until well over a year later.
So the Army chose a lieutenant general named William Pears to head what came to be known as the Peers panel.
Like Hugh Thompson, General Pears was a decent man by all accounts.
And under his guidance, the panel compiled enough evidence to file charges against 15 men for both the murders and the subsequent cover-ups.
So it was a trial of their peers.
That's the best I could do.
I wish she couldn't have been there, I mean.
what I would have given.
I'm sure someone said it.
Anybody?
Anybody?
Yeah, he's just saying, I'm like, all right, well,
I'll just go back to the CIA.
As far as what President Lyndon Baines Johnson thought about all this.
Baines, please.
Of course.
He was actually well out of the White House by the time the Milai story broke.
While LBJ was president when Mili occurred,
he had declined to run for a second term,
because Vietnam had completely
and utterly defeated him.
And honestly, LBJ had made the right call.
It was his decisions, and the decisions made by his cabinet that had made this war so
fucking brutal.
Coincidentally, though, LBJ had announced his decision not to run again just two weeks
after the Mili Massacre, although LBJ did not have any knowledge of Mili at all.
But since Robert F. Kennedy was assassinated in April of 1968, three days after Martin
Luther King Jr. was assassinated.
fascinated.
1968 was a wild
fucking year
in American history.
Insane.
It's a crazy week.
Yeah.
The Democrats
did not have a
strong candidate to
run an LBJ's
place.
That paved the way
for who else,
but President
Richard Nixon,
who'd been waiting
in the wings for
another chance at the office
ever since he'd
lost the California
governor's race in
1962.
He had said
you didn't have
old Richard Nixon
to kick around
anymore.
And he did
actually decide
he was a lawyer
for a little while, but man, when the opportunity came back up, he could not resist politics,
could not resist getting back in.
Nixon fucked up in Vietnam like every president before.
But Nixon was special because he had fucked things up in Vietnam before he was even elected.
See, Nixon actually sabotaged peace talks between North and South Vietnam in late October,
1968, just before that year's presidential election.
There had been a path towards peace in.
1968, but Nixon had backchannel to the South Vietnamese government just days before his election
against Vice President Hubert Humphrey. Nixon told the South Vietnamese that they would get a better
deal if they held off on peace talks until after Nixon was elected president. So peace talks
between North and South Vietnam fell apart just before the election, which was of course bad for
Hubert Humphrey. Richard Nixon was therefore elected president by committee.
literal treason against the United States.
And that's not my opinion.
LBJ is recorded, saying that son of a bitch Nixon committed treason.
LBJ knew about the back channel because the CIA had bugged the South Vietnamese government
without the South Vietnamese knowing.
Everybody's just the fucking everything.
Everybody sucks.
And LBJ couldn't call Nixon out on his treasonous acts in public without revealing that the CIA
had committed to espionage against one of our allies.
So LBJ let Nixon go.
And Nixon continued escalating the war,
just like every president before him,
all while constantly talking about finding a path
towards a so-called honorable peace.
Well, if LBJ was about to fucking get out,
why didn't he rat everyone out anyway?
Well, it wasn't about him, it was about America,
and it was about the CIA.
You know, it was about America's influence.
image because, you know, it's, yeah, it was only in recent years that the rest of the country,
or the rest of the world, uh, realized, and funny Freudian slip, the rest of the world, uh,
realized that America does spy on its allies and we've been doing it for a very, very long time.
Because we told everybody we didn't.
Yep. We told everybody we didn't. And, you know, having a bug and, you know, the president,
presidential office of an allied government is a massive no-no. I call it a no-no.
Yeah, big no-no. Yeah. So, yeah. So LBJ did what he thought.
Again, what he thought was best for America.
And in reality, it would have been best if he would have ripped the fucking band-aid off and said like,
oh, no, Nixon is a, he's treasoness.
He's committed treason.
Honesty's the best policy.
It is.
Do we think if Hubert went by Hugh, he would have had a better chance?
Hugh, no, Hugh Humphrey sounds worse than Hubert Humphrey.
Yeah, you're right.
Hugh Humphrey, is that not the character from Lolita?
Like, literally, I don't remember.
Now, after Seymour Hirsch broke the Mili story
and leading national magazines and newspapers covered it further,
some Americans were starting to realize
that there was nothing honorable about the war in Vietnam.
Other Americans, however, decided that they
just weren't going to believe that Mili happened.
This unfortunately isn't anything new in America.
The Internet may have made this worse,
but as we're about to see,
America has been comfortable with cognitive dissonance
for a very long time.
Even though there were fucking pictures of the bodies and testimony from the GIs who had actually done this, all this was being published all over the country, the initial and formal polls revealed that most Americans refused to believe the allegations as to what happened to Mealai.
In fact, the first paper to publish photojournalist Ronald Haverly's photos got calls criticizing them for printing documentation about what happened in Mealai.
just as it had been with people in Ronald Haverley's hometown,
readers of this paper, I think it was the Cleveland Plain Dealer,
they were alleging that the photographs had been faked.
Yeah, I saw an interview with Haverley,
and he said that he has never let go of the guilt of not saying something sooner.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I bet.
Hold on to his whole life.
Yeah, he considers himself one of the bad guys.
Yeah, I know.
It's fucking horrible.
I tried to say horrible, but then I said,
offerable.
Offerable.
Now further polls about Milai were even more disturbing.
A Time magazine, Paul, showed that the American public considered Milai to be by a margin of 65 to 22 percent an unfortunate but unavoidable side effect of war.
A similar margin also rejected the idea that Milai proved that the Vietnam War had been a mistake.
But again, to be fair to this incredibly complicated time in American history, almost 50,000 Americans had already died in Vietnam by December of 1969.
A lot of families had either lost sons or at an even larger number, a much, much, much, much larger number were dealing with kids who were coming back with lost limbs and or shattered psyches.
For many Americans, it was unthinkable to consider that their sons had not only died for nothing, but it died for something that was morally wrong from the very beginning.
So, while many people saw Milai as tragic proof of America's overall mistake concerning the war,
Mili also became an extension of America's shared sunk cost in Vietnam.
That inability to face reality was unfortunately being shared by more and more Americans every day in 1969.
The more kids came home in boxes, the more people did not want to believe that something like Mili could happen.
Because then it's all for nothing.
Yeah, it's all for nothing.
And, you know, and shit, just think about this, you know, like, there's...
Everyone knows somebody who knows somebody who was in 9-11 or died in 9-11.
And that was, you know, that 3,000 people dead.
This is 50,000, you know, and that's 50,000 killed.
And it's not even counting the hundreds of thousands who came back wounded.
How about this?
Me-Lai is one-six the size of 9-11.
Yeah.
Wow.
Jesus.
Yeah, so me-lis.
Yeah, so 9-11, six me-lis.
Yes.
That's great math.
What fun is it?
Common Core?
I like doing math by Meilis.
Yeah, me, Abe.
Same from now on.
Now on, that's how I'm doing it.
In memory of them.
Now the trials to convict the perpetrators of the Mealai massacre, it's the same as everything
else in this story.
It was fucking complicated.
By the time the trials began, 25 GIs and officers were charged with something related
to the massacre, and each of those cases had to be tried and proved individually and
fairly.
These trials had all the same standards as a regular court trial.
So while a GI could certainly testify that they saw a fellow soldiers shoot and kill villagers,
it still had to be proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the charged GI had actually pulled the trigger.
And that's very difficult.
And then there was the matter of the charges surrounding cover up.
This was even harder to prove because who's to say who knew what and when they knew it.
And this is all during the so-called fog of war.
and it's even harder when you consider all of the lying that it already happened in Vietnam.
And so as Army lawyers began working on what they could prove, cases started falling apart.
And by the time they actually got to who was going to be facing a court martial from Eli,
the number had gone from 25 military men to just six.
God.
Now, only one officer faced charges for the cover-up.
That was Colonel Oren Henderson, the man who ordered the creation of Task Force Barker.
See, Hugh Thompson had told Henderson what had happened at Milai directly, and Thompson had done it on the very day of the massacre.
But Henderson was a man without a single fucking shred of honor.
He just lied.
He said, no-uh.
Thompson didn't tell me nothing.
I heard the fucking testimony myself.
You know, he just said, nope, he didn't tell me.
Uh-uh.
Of course.
So Henderson's court-martial became case he said she said.
And Henderson, who had incentivized the killing of civilians, ended up,
walking as a result. He just perjured himself and walked.
Didn't Thompson write it down that he, like, told him?
It's still, he said she, there's no, you know.
Yeah, just writing a report down, don't make it true.
You know, it doesn't mean that that's what actually happened because he has, on one hand,
he has Medina's report, Henderson does, and the other hand, he has Thompson's.
And so which one is, he's like, which one am I supposed to prove?
How am I supposed to know?
Well, Medina's is covered in blood.
Yes.
Well, speaking to Captain Matt Doug Medina, he also dodged any sort of.
punishment. He went to trial. And this is, you know, many GIs saw him kill civilians. Thompson saw him
kill civilians. It was argued that Mad Dog had created the conditions for the massacre. He knew that
civilians were being killed and he had failed to stop it. Medina faced 175 counts of murder.
But a jury also sent Medina away as a free man because the prosecution could not meet the burden
of proof. Didn't have the courage to put down old yelor. Yeah. The others who were charged for
Muli were GIs like Sergeant
Charles Hutto, who became the
poster boy for the just following
orders defense. A psychologist
painted Hutto, I think it's
Hutto. It don't matter. Yeah, it don't matter.
A psychologist painted Hutto
as, he was a country bumpkin. He's a
roob. They said his rural
upbringing and his lack of basic education.
He's a Bumpkin. He's a Rumpkin.
He's a Rumpkin. Poop butt. Yeah, his rural
upbringing and lack of basic
education made it impossible for
Hutto to determine the
legality of an order.
Now, we don't know if Hutto
was one of McNamara's morons. We tried
looking, couldn't find any evidence of it, but
going off of the defense's argument, I'd say it was
a safe bet. His last name is
Hutto. He wasn't one of
McNamara's maestro.
Well, it was argued
that Hutto did not have the ordinary
sense and understanding
to exercise the right a soldier
has to deny an
illegal order. An illegal order, like
say, go into a village and kill a bunch of women and children.
A person in the Army is supposed to say no to something like that.
The defense claimed that Hutto followed orders blindly because he was basically a fucking idiot from the sticks.
And his jury agreed.
Hutto also went free.
I also agree, but it doesn't mean that he should go free.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, it's just like one of those things.
People, they charge him a manslaughter.
How about that?
Just wait until we get to Cali.
So, G.I.
after G.
was acquitted, but in the end, someone
had to go down for Mili, and it seems
like everyone was most comfortable
settling on the one guy that
fucking nobody liked,
Lieutenant William Callie Jr.
Callie's trial was one of the longest
in military history, and during
the five months he was in the hot seat,
he became a sort of cult-like
folk hero for the shitheads of America.
For people of our generation, the
closest comparison I can make is
the Trayvon Martin murder trial of
2013. Yeah, he's a good, he's a
proto George Zimmerman. He is. If you're old enough to remember that trial, then you probably
remember how a lot of shitty people either lionized or made excuses for defendant George Zimmerman.
Jim Zimmerman had, of course, shot and killed an unarmed teenager named Trayvon Martin in Florida
in 2013 because George was scared. He was super scared about his kid. He was super scared. He was
super scared. He was about the hoodie because about hoodie, hoodie means when you see somebody
in a hoodie, you're like, oh, there's a criminal.
Oh, it's a criminal.
It's not a perfect one-to-one, but the support that people gave to Luke King...
Also, by the way, George Zimmerman is homeless now.
Oh, fucking wonderful.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
He couldn't.
He sold the gun that he killed Trayvon with, and made a bunch of money off it, and beat his girlfriend.
But then he spent it all.
So I'm glad they let him out.
And they spent it all.
Now, it's not a perfect one-to-one here, but the support that people gave to Lieutenant
Callie in 1968, who...
Lieutenant Callie murdered an entire village because he was also a wee-we-skinned.
It was similar to the support people gave to George Zimmerman in 2013.
Mostly the thing that links these two cases is racism.
Both Zimmerman and Cali saw their victims as things to be feared, things that were less than human.
And their supporters believe that the actions of those murderers were justified because those supporters share those same cowardly racist opinions.
It's insane how much everyone could be so passionate about right and wrong.
but it just goes away
what's killing children's involved.
Yeah, yeah, right?
It's just like, it's wild.
Now, now, shades are gray.
Yeah, we don't really think about the new wall here.
Now, one of the most bizarre features
of the Mili story is the music
that was released around the time of Callie's trial.
But it may not be the type
of Creedence Clearwater Revival
fortunate son protest music you'd expect.
Lieutenant Callie and the Mili Massacre overall
created a kind of
mini genre of music during the Vietnam era.
I think 91 songs is enough to call it a mini genre.
91 songs specifically referenced Milai.
Most of them were specifically about Milai.
And these weren't album filler tracks either.
These were fucking singles.
And out of the 91 songs released about Milai,
the songs written in support of William Cali
outnumbered the anti-Calley songs two to one.
Now, these songs do acknowledge that the massacre occurred, but they all find a way to justify it,
claiming that Cali had actually been under attack, or he had just been confused that day.
Either thing is not a answer.
No.
Those, of course, your standard Pete Seeger folk songs to Crying Milai.
You know, last train in Nuremberg, I know you enjoy.
I like that.
I enjoy it.
Yeah, yeah.
But the most interesting Mili songs are the ones that are.
pro-cally, but against the war.
Now, I say interesting, not correct, because from those artists' point of view, Callie himself
was just another victim of Vietnam.
Pro-Cally anti-war songs like, hang on, Bill, by the country artist Rick Riddle, they
take the position that Cali was just following orders, and that the real criminals were
the men who gave those orders and sent these boys to war in the first place.
But they did the orders!
But then they did the orders
But the order, yeah, I know.
I know.
Yes.
I know.
But also, you know, go get them.
Yeah, go get those guys then.
Yeah.
Well, other songs like Set Lieutenant Callie Free by Big Bill Johnson.
Kind of on the nose.
Yeah, he was also, Big Bill Johnson also known as the singing drywall man.
And he's the guy.
I look to it.
If I need spiritual guidance, I love anybody whose nickname involves drywall.
I mean, say what you want about him, but I bet he could really fucking hang some drywall.
Oh, I bet you can't see any seam, right?
No seam, huh?
Right there, huh?
I still hate you, but.
God, damn.
Right, you can't deny it.
You can not deny the power of my spade.
He loved the name, the singing drywall man so much.
Like, I got that from his fucking obituary.
Yeah.
And the singing drywall man will now go down as the dying drywall man.
man.
Would they make his casket at him?
She rock?
She rock.
Yeah.
Well, set Lieutenant Callie Free by Big Bill Johnson
portrays Cali as a
Jesus-like figure.
He crucified, they said.
Callie was punished for all the
sins of the war. And honestly,
I mean, it ain't a bad song if you like
this era of country music.
Yeah.
But I will say that it is a
bizarre feature of American
culture that a fucking
massacre would have dozens upon dozens of songs attached to it.
Let's hear some big bill for a second, just to give you a taste,
because this shit is, it's surreal to listen to.
It's upsetting.
We're a sick, sick, sick society.
Remember can in Tally do a tree.
We're a sick, sick, sick, society.
If we don't set
Lieutenant Cally free
The Americans are tired of a war
They can't be won
How much should we get to hear?
All right, we can take it
Well, it's just
The lyrics are, it's fascinating
Because, you know, he's saying we're a sick society
If we don't set Lieutenant Cally free
But then the next thing he says
Is we're tired of a war that can't be won.
It's probably.
No Cali anti-war.
It's more like trying to explain that Callie is, it's almost like what you were saying,
that Cali is just another kind of symptom of the problem in a way, but he's so in that way,
he's kind of innocent.
Yeah.
But it's all, but that the thing is about it is that it also completely discounts the lives
of the Vietnamese people that he killed.
It's like, it's like they're not worth it.
Like, oh yeah, it's not worth.
They're just Vietnamese people.
Like, who care?
Why should we ruin this?
It's that whole thing like, do you really want to ruin this young man's life?
It's like, yeah, I do.
Fucking the Murdox.
Yeah, yeah, or Brock Turner.
Yeah.
Fucking, I do.
Yeah, I like the, um, the Milai incident by the Shaw.
I sent it to you.
It's a reggae song.
It's a bit too happy.
I've been really, it's honestly been helping me process all this.
But there's a lot of really good reggae songs about Vietnam, including Vietnam by Jimmy Cliff.
It's a phenomenal song.
Incredible song.
It's so weird.
It's so relaxing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the other side of it, because, you know, all the pro-Calley songs are, of course, all country songs written by white artists.
But the black artist, there was a soul artist named James Armstrong.
He wrote a song from a civil rights perspective.
Very simply and truthfully, that song was called, Thank God Callie wasn't black.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty, you know, it's just regular soul.
Oh, yeah, the old Betty White defense.
But the most popular pro-Cali song
And the most popular Meilai song overall
Was the battle hymn of Lieutenant Callie
By a real piece of shit named Terry Nelson
This song was featured on Nelson's album
Wake Up America
I'm sleeping
And Wake Up America was no shit
Released on a label called Plantation Records
Yes
Don't worry
There's definitely a Confederate flag on the cover
No
Oh you have
Oh, you better believe it.
That's how I know to buy it.
There's no reason why otherwise they go,
I've got to see that a ripple flag.
You've ever heard some ribble flag polka?
Nelson's song certainly isn't good enough to play.
You know, you heard one battle him, you heard them all.
Oh, yeah.
But the gist of the lyrics is this.
Nelson believed that Cali was being unfairly tried
because the civilians killed at Milai were ultimately collateral damage.
And Callie was only doing what he had been told to do
by his commanding officers.
America, therefore, had no right to punish
Cali or any other soldier for anything
they ever did, just so long as
their actions fell under the
just following orders umbrella. In other words,
Nelson would have made a fantastic fucking Nazi.
Phenomal.
Nelson's song, however,
sold over a million copies
and peaked at number 37
on the billboard charts.
For a battle him?
Come on. That tells you a lot.
We got too many crackers in this fucking
country. Yeah, dude.
Booze and Tai'i Yellow Ribbon.
There's a couple of big songs that were kind of like that.
A ton of them.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
There were a lot of big Vietnam, but country songs.
Yeah.
But to show you just how divided America was at this time,
the battle hymn of Lieutenant Cali shared the charts that month
with one of the greatest protest songs ever written.
And it was the same month, what's going on by Marvin Gay came out?
Marvin, thankfully, charted much higher than fucking Nelson.
It's one of those interesting things where talent still always kind of win.
Most of the time.
Yeah, I mean? Where it's like most people
like their hate, hate drove them
to do the Lieutenant Callie song,
but then they hear what's going on.
They're like,
goddamn it's just fucking nice grooves.
It's really good.
That baseline is revolutionary.
Incredible. It's breaking all these barriers,
color barriers.
I hate, I ain't after my color barriers.
Now, Nelson, your song's great,
but it's hard to fuck to.
All right, no.
I gotta say it ain't the first time I heard that,
so I'm just gonna remind you, go to the beat.
Oh, shit, I'm off.
Now make sure a wife lacks a regular thrust.
Like you're a broken machine.
You want to be like a broken hoeing machine.
Oh, just like Lieutenant Callie, I fired too early.
Yep.
Me wouldn't be the first one of my fans to do that.
Despite all the songs in support of Lieutenant Callie, his crimes were in fact very real.
Well, it could not be proved that Captain Medina or Colonel Henderson had specifically ordered the killing of civilians,
nor could it be proved that they had intentionally concealed the murders afterwards.
Prosecutors could prove Callie's crimes.
They were able to prove that Cali had personally participated in, ordered, and or caused the killing of unresisting civilians who were under U.S. control.
Take them all up and hang them.
Sorry, go ahead.
I didn't mean to interrupt.
The body pits, for example, pretty clear example of what happened as a result of Cali's orders that day.
So on March 16, 1971, coincidentally, the third anniversary of the massacre, the case went to the jury.
After 79 hours of deliberation, the court came back with a guilty verdict, finding Callie responsible for the murder of just 22 Vietnamese civilians, because 22 was all they could prove.
He was sentenced to life in prison doing hard labor at Fort Leavenworth, but Callie's conviction was an extremely unpopular decision.
The White House received 5,000 telegrams after the verdict, and those telegrams were in support of Callie by a margin of 100 to 1.
Well, who's going to write in? Good job. Good job locking them up.
I just wanted to take a little moment to say, thank you.
It's so hot.
I wanted to personally thank you for doing this.
And here is a $5
McDonald's gift certificate.
This is why you've got to leave
positive Google reviews.
Seriously, guys.
These motherfuckers are out here.
You just understand, you only get the negative emails.
They don't get positive emails.
This is just, this is the story
of what I deal with on a
day-to-day basis. Because how
do I know what's proper
criticism or not when you guys
only send an email,
when you're angry.
After getting these telegrams,
President Nixon, in a recorded conversation
with Henry Kissinger, about Lieutenant Callie,
said,
Most people don't give a shit whether he killed him or not.
Direct quote. And in this, Nixon was absolutely right.
After the trial, 79% of Americans
actually believed that Callie
should never have been convicted at all,
much less sentenced to life in prison.
Also would like to take a moment here
since he came up to have a moment of silence because this just came down on my news desk.
Nancy Kissinger died today.
Wow.
Just now, Nancy Kissinger died 92 years young.
Yeah.
Cicerox goodbye.
Yeah, semen poisoning.
They both lived so long.
Yeah. Evil is really strong.
Yeah, he died last year or this year?
Yeah, a couple years ago.
Yeah, maybe a couple years ago.
You might be that in COVID?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I never got him.
I'm glad I'd give that thing money.
Mm-hmm.
I don't care.
It's bowel cancer.
I support it.
Now, it may not come as a surprise to hear that Lieutenant Callie did not end up serving life in prison.
Three days after the conviction, President Nixon himself ordered Callie removed from jail and placed under house arrest.
In August, Callie's sentence was reduced from life to 20 years.
And upon appeal in 1974, Callie was released on bail before getting his sentence reduced again,
to 10 years.
And since Callie had already served three years
by this point, he was therefore
up for parole.
Parole was granted in short order,
and Lieutenant Callie was set
free in September of
1975.
He stayed out of the public
eye for the rest of his life. Guess where
Cali moved to? Just guess.
I mean, I know. It's Florida.
Yeah.
Where every hated American
goes to be forgotten. It's Florida.
It's not so much I want to be forgotten. I just want to be celebrated for being a bad person.
So I'm going to go to Florida where they like.
Callie was so forgotten that when he died in Florida in 2024, his death went unnoticed for three
entire months. This is a major figure in American history.
Yeah. 91 songs written about him.
Yeah. And people had forgotten about him. Three months he was dead before someone finally noticed.
Just like screaming Mad George.
Wow.
Yeah.
I tried to watch The Giver last night in his name.
You had a gun.
It's a terrible film.
Terrible, terrible movie.
Sure, but his band The Mad is fucking incredible.
Yeah, he was in the New York punk scene in the early 80s with the Beastie Boys before he went and did all the fucking amazing makeup shit.
Really?
Yeah, he started, he did all that makeup shit on stage at like CBGB.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
No, the Mad is fucking.
They're one of my favorite hardcore bands ever.
Man, a lot of talented people are fucking dead, man.
That's true.
That's true. But he has a wonderful legacy of turning a woman into a cockroach.
Oh, yeah.
Now, by the time, Lieutenant Callie was released from prison, most Americans simply didn't care.
People were actively trying to forget about anything having to do with Vietnam, because
by September of 1975, the Vietnam War was done and dusted.
Nixon had pulled out American ground troops altogether in 1970.
after years of extremely low morale amongst American ground troops.
And that low morale had been partly due to Mili.
See, despite Cali's supporters,
58% of Americans held the opinion after Callie's trial
that the war in Vietnam was morally wrong,
and these Americans favored complete withdrawal.
By 1971, GIs in Vietnam were refusing to participate in combat
because it had become common knowledge that the war was lost.
Fragings, that's soldiers
murdering commanding officers, usually forgiving
orders that might get GIs killed.
Fragings greatly rose in
1971. And his future
failed presidential candidate John Carey
put in his speech to the Senate
in 1971, speaking as
a Vietnam veteran.
No, no, dude, no, I've got a fucking
Kerry that will kill you.
Please do it.
How do you ask a man
to be the last man
to die for a mistake?
Amazing.
That's amazing.
Thank you.
You're so good, I almost fucking hit you.
Wow.
I hate John Kerry.
Yeah, we all do.
We all do.
You helped kill a bunch of people.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
You're right.
As far as South Vietnam was concerned,
we had left that country in absolute fucking ruins.
We'd not only killed or helped kill a lot of Vietnamese,
we'd also left behind rampant unemployment and runaway inflation.
The South Vietnam,
were worse off than when we'd arrived in nearly every single way.
Then, when Nixon resigned as president in 1974 as a result of the Watergate scandal,
leaders in Hanoi saw the opportunity to go big because Nixon was known to still do a few bombings here and there,
even after we pulled out ground troops.
Just for fun.
Just to keep loose.
The North Vietnamese launched an actual invasion into South Vietnam in December of 1974.
And even though President Gerald Ford tried to be the sixth U.S. president to throw good money after bad into Vietnam, Congress finally said, fuck you.
And by April of 1975, Saigon finally fell.
Bye, Saigon.
See you next time we're on vacation.
Yeah, next time we're in vacation in Ho Chi Men City.
That's what it's called now.
That would have been the only thing that he did.
Joe Ford.
Yeah.
Oh, he fell down.
Yeah.
He fell down, and then he has that thing.
Yeah, he drank beer.
He drank beer.
Yeah.
And he had that big head.
Uh-huh.
And then he was, we went to, what was his library?
Where is that?
It was in Grand Rapids.
Yeah, we could see it out of our window.
Yeah, it looked like a used car lot.
We know, but it used the back rooms.
It's truly, and you know what was really nice about his national libraries.
It's a really good place to be inside a building.
Yeah.
Like if you need to be inside a building, that's a building.
It's right there.
It's right there.
You can walk inside that.
No elements.
He's responsible for one of my favorite Dana Carvey bits.
Joe for a dead today.
Theater 84.
Pour apart by a wall.
Now, history has shown that the domino theory could not have been more wrong.
Other Southeast Asian countries actually became more anti-communist after Saigon fell.
And Vietnam actually ended up fighting yet another war against fucking China.
before the 70s were even over.
If you remember, China had once given North Vietnam weapons to fight us.
And according to an email we got, the Vietnamese as a whole have a far lower opinion of the Chinese than they do the Americans.
It is interesting.
Well, it's because they were there for way longer and did way, way horrific shit for very, very long.
Very long time.
But concerning the whole reason why we fought this thing, the Cold War, it's actually possible that had we just let the Soviet Union do its thing and trying to take it?
or support other countries in the pursuit of spreading international communism, Soviet Union might have fallen even faster.
See, after Vietnam bloodied America's nose so badly, the Soviet Union decided to support communism in Afghanistan, which soon turned into the Soviet Union's Vietnam War.
Rambo 3.
Yep.
America.
Yeah.
Wow, that is Rambo 3.
That's history.
Yeah.
So you can learn history from Slice Stallone.
Yeah.
Slice Stallone loves the Taliban.
He loves the Taliban.
Well, America, of course, stayed as an advisor and weapon supplier during that conflict by back in an up-and-common Afghani warlord named Osama bin Laden.
I wonder what he's up to now.
Blub, blub, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo.
He's kissing Ariel a little mermaid.
And that just goes to show you that fucking everything is connected, everything.
But in the end, the Soviet Union's 10-year war in Afghanistan was the final nail in their coffin,
and the threat of international communism, therefore, died in 1991,
no matter how much certain people in this fucking country
seemed to want to believe that the threat of international communism is still real.
It's not.
We're doing it again.
We're talking about it again.
Now, I will 100% concede that we definitely got a few things wrong throughout this series.
We're not historians.
We're just podcasters who like to talk about the things that we find interesting.
And the weekly release schedule that we locked ourselves into years ago,
requires flying by the seat of our pants just a little bit.
We do our best, but sometimes we do tuck off the cuff.
And I do also believe that, yeah, sometimes we make mistakes,
but also I'll say sometimes with historical episodes,
it's up to interpretation.
And in certain books have certain perspectives,
and certain historians have certain perspectives.
So we do our best to choose what we'll find is entertaining here as much as we can
and what makes sense to us and what works.
But, yeah, we're not historians.
Yeah, what makes sense to us?
And that's a big part of it.
Yeah, before this episode, I thought Charlie Company was just hanging out with my nephew.
Just continue, please.
Please, just for the God, you have to continue the show, okay?
We're so close.
We're so close to the end of the episode.
Oh, yes.
But mistakes aside, I do believe that we at the very least showed in this series that Vietnam is full of incredibly important lessons.
And if we learn those lessons, America could be a far better leader in the world.
and a far better country in which to live.
We learned, for example, that America can be arrogant, self-centered,
and entirely unable to admit that we've made a mistake,
even when it is incredibly obvious that we have made massive errors in judgment.
That being said, those flaws are also partly why many Americans don't learn the lessons of Vietnam.
See, it's hard, if not impossible, to say that we could have won that war,
and there are even fewer people who can make a good argument
that we should have ever even gone to Vietnam in the first place.
There certainly aren't any sane people who say that we fought this war in a way that could be
considered ethical or even halfway decent.
So to talk about Vietnam is to talk about America making a mistake.
And if America made a mistake in Vietnam, then it calls in a question, a lot of shit America has done.
And let me tell you, this country has made a lot of fucking mistakes over the years.
So people who don't want to learn the lessons, they don't talk about it.
Vietnam. But in the end, that is the crux of Vietnam. And it was the crux of the conflict between the
people who supported the war back in the 60s and those who were against it. See, on the pro-war
side, you had a lot of patriots who were saying that we had to defend America's actions
no matter what. If America did it, then it had to be the correct decision. On the anti-war side,
you had a lot of patriots who loved America, but knew that we could do better. People fuck up.
That's the nature of people.
But one of the things that makes a good leader is what you do after you realize you have fucked up.
The Vietnam War persisted for so long because so many people could not even admit that they had fucked up in the first place.
And unless you admit to fucking up, you can't do anything to fix those mistakes.
And I do think it's our jobs as vaguely enlightened new generations of specially guys to be able to make,
to make mistakes and then say this was a mistake.
Say, hey, I fucked up.
And then be able to come back and say, hey, I wish I could take this back.
I wish I could do more.
I wish I could do better.
Because we've talked about how many times on just on other stories about how redemption has to be possible.
But you have to choose redemption.
You've got to find redemption.
And it's difficult.
So, like, yes, we all talk off.
We all just do whatever we do.
And it's just, but it's important.
This is, it's important to be able to acknowledge mistakes and then also move forward.
I love America.
I'm always going to love America.
I think I'm very fortunate to be living here and growing up here.
And I think also that has to come with knowing that we have done some of the worst shit this world has ever seen and accepting that and figuring out how to move forward from that.
And much like the police, if we want to believe that we're held to a higher standard, then we have to hold ourselves to a higher standard.
Exactly. If you're going to pretend to be better than everyone else, then fucking be better than everyone else.
Then you have to be better than everybody else.
Yes.
Now, today, we're in a fairly similar situation.
with a fairly similar split in opinion
about what we're going to do about America.
A lot of Americans have fucked up in recent years
by voting a bunch of psychopaths and criminals into office.
But at this point, 10 years down the line,
it is what it is.
Like I said, people fuck up.
It's what we do.
But maybe we can apply a lesson from Vietnam to 2026.
See, America could have saved itself
a lot of pain, anguish, and treasure
if we just admitted that Vietnam was a mistake
years before we finally pulled our last people out of there in 1975.
And the last American to die in Vietnam indeed died during the fall of Saigon.
But we knew with absolute certainty by 1967 that we had fucked up by sending troops into Vietnam.
But we kept sending more troops to die and more troops to kill because we could not admit our mistake.
Had we admitted our mistake in 1967,
me lie would have never happened.
And to that point, I'm sure there are people listening right now
who know that America fucked up in the 2016 election
and fucked up even worse in 2024.
You may even be one of those people who fucked up.
You fucked up.
You felt the effects of those elections,
no matter how much you try to ignore it.
Just like Robert McNamara and LBJ tried to ignore the mistakes they made.
But if you're having a hard time admitting to this mistake,
just remember that it is,
far better to admit you fucked up and act accordingly than it is to continue marching towards a future
that has the potential to tear this country even further apart than it was torn during Vietnam.
More people will get hurt. More people will be falsely imprisoned. And more people will die.
But I'd like to think that if Americans took the time to truly search their souls about what they've
supported over the last decade, they will find that stubborn pride is a poor substitute for
basic human decency.
If America had learned that lesson
way back in the 1960s,
it could have handed its children
a far better world
than the one we have now.
Instead, over 50 years later,
we live in a world
in which we are still
dealing with the consequences
of the Vietnam War,
and that will likely continue
for a very long time.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Y'all's Vietnam, man.
I gotta get the fuck out of here.
man. Get out. Get out now.
Yeah, dude, I just want to say it's nice to catch latch chopper out of Saigon.
And I'll see you fuckers over in California, I,A, where I will be starting a new thing called ketamine.
I'm making it up and selling it out. And I'm certain it's going to treat the 70s and 80s great.
Yeah.
Also, I will see it, because we did good, great work, Mark.
Thank you.
And I will say everything that it's like, because we get a little tiny,
wrong as we go.
Sure.
But this was like, you put so much work into these scripts.
Thank you.
It's a lot of work, a lot of thought, many years of thought.
Thanks to Joel and Rachel, our research team for the great work they did on it.
Also, thanks to Carolina for helping me out on a couple of these episodes and reading them
and saying, like, that doesn't make any sense.
And we will put out the list of sources too.
We'll also put out the list of sources.
And I also want to say that if you really dig this area,
era of history and you want to see what people were doing in America during all this time.
The new season of No Dogs in Space premieres on September 10th.
Great.
With a five-part series on the New York Dolls.
Nice.
And this will be great.
It's punk 2.0.
Yeah.
We're covering a hell of a lot of pie.
And we're coming back.
We've got the episodes recorded.
But we are, we're going to.
Video.
And video.
Yeah, we've also got, we've been filming, just like we've been doing it with last
podcast.
We're going to be putting them on YouTube with a lot of visuals.
We've got a bunch of really great shit comment.
I cannot wait to show people what we've been working on for so long.
Hell yeah, that makes me not want to frag you.
Thank you.
Yeah, we're going to get on right now.
Oh, good name for that.
And no dogs.
Fraggle Rock.
Go to patreon.com.
Slash, my guest, and laugh.
You can listen to the show ad free.
You can also get to see last stream on the left live every 5 p.m.
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also except for the next two.
Yeah.
But then you're going to go and see
us on Netflix right now.
Yeah, go for it.
Elk you on the left for all your social
fucking media needs. You don't have any.
Go to YouTube and see us all, do all of our
stuff. We've got new episodes
of VTM coming out.
Bloodbath 77 is coming out.
They are coming out even though we are on break
and then someplace underneath has got new stuff
coming out. LPN Romantasy,
the Foreign Report. LPN TV
is going strong. Go check.
it all out. Also, Henry
was just on brighter side talking about the
brighter sides of Vietnam and it got a little unhinged.
So you really want to check that out. I'm pretty happy.
It was also on YouTube. It was a lot of fun.
It was good to be. It was surprisingly fun.
The whole time it's just me raining in
Henry and Amber.
You guys are powerful together.
Yeah, wow. I will say
you know why I've never put them
on the same show ever.
They were never on a chuckle hut together
on a table, ever.
I'm the reasonable one.
most of the time
was me dialing back
Amber's
whatever random fucking wicked
fruit she got on Vietnam
stuff that Amber
quote unquote learned about Vietnam
is worse than anything
you wrote today.
Do not put anything.
Do not put these two in a room together
on microphones.
I knew that.
I was the calm one.
I was the real.
I mean, I was the calm one.
I was the logical one.
I did say the story
about shooting the rocket launch of
through the nurses.
Spoiler.
Spoiler.
Go ahead and listen to it.
We're also on YouTube.
It's on The Brighter Side LPN on YouTube.
I'm hitting the road.
September 11th and 12th.
I'm in D.C.
Finally.
And then Henry and I, in September, we got some shows now.
We're going to be in Norfolk, Virginia, and in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Am I really going to go to Virginia twice in two weeks?
I'm sorry.
What am I doing to myself?
You're going to like it.
It's the home of Thomas Jefferson.
Monticello.
Yeah.
And then also September 27th, I'm going to be in Milwaukee.
If you want to see where I'm going to be, go to eddytunes.com.
You want to see where we're going to be.
Go to the last podcast on the left.com.
There's a lot of fun stuff coming down the pipe, especially in October.
I'm loving everything that's going on these days.
And I love you, boys so much.
Thank you for taking us down this fucking journey.
Yeah.
Thank you all for coming along with me.
With us on this, this has been fun.
I've been wanting to do this for many, many years.
So it's nice to have it done.
Can I go on vacation?
please. Yay! Hail Satan. Again. And let's never go back to Vietnam unless it's on a first-class plane ticket.
Flown by Hugh Thompson. Hail Hugh Thompson. Hail Hugh Thompson.
All right. Goodbye.
