Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 73: Ley Lines, Dolphins, and the Indigo

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

The boys get a little new agey as they try to understand how sacred geometry and ley lines affect our reality, try a little dolphin meditation, and explore the hidden power behind the 33rd Parallel.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? I'm so happy. That's good. Alright, should we go? Alright, that's Marcus, I'm Ben, and then we got over that guy, we got over there, we got that guy over there. Who is that fellow? He's mysterious. Hold your gems in your hand to feel the healing power of Earth's nodes. Yes, welcome to the age of Aquarius, my friend. I don't want to go!

Take a shut up, girls. I'm the president of the New Age. I feel like that's how everybody got laid in the 60s. Everybody, show me your butt. Yeah, we're going to do some meditation while nobody's got any clothes on. Is this still about protesting the Vietnam War? I don't understand why we're here anymore. The war is never going to stop unless we play groovy enough tunes. That's not true. The hippies lost! The hippies lost. War will always be around. I think today we're taking a departure from some of the Macabre.

There's some in there, but basically we're talking about energy lines and lay lines. Energy. Harnessing the power of the dolphins. That's a good dolphin, right? And we put some of the dolphin noises in there. Hey there, buddy. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Get off my ass! Dolphins rape. They actually rape, knowingly rape. But don't forget about the... The sound of a dolphin getting raped. No, the dolphin's bigger, friendlier brother, the whale.

Big whales coming to play. And also a group of the worst pieces of shit in the face of the planet, people known as indigo children. Indigo children. Let's get to this earth lines situation. Now, earth lines is something I started researching because we've talked about a number of times on the podcast. A thing called reptilians and the war going on between human bloodline and the reptilian bloodline. It's happening right now. I'm going to say right now, you can't even forget about it. You can't see it. You can't smell it, but it's happening, people.

But there's a number of people mentioned all the time that a part of what the war between the reptilians and humans is, is that it's occupying territory. The idea is that, you know, and they kind of blow this off all the time, and the earth is surrounded in this energy grid, and then a lot of important places like such as like Stonehenge, the pyramids, like various- Your Wi-Fi situations with your internet porn when you're watching it on their Amtracks. I'm trying to stream Dragnet again. Absolutely.

Loving Tom Hanks and Dan Akaro in it. Bring it back. You know, but it's- Detective Friday, that's a day. You know, that's not a name. Tom Hanks makes his cheeseburger phone. He just makes me think of fucking Juno, and I want to set the world on fire. That's sad. Sad, sad. Fucking hate Juno!

Let's get back to Earthland. Come at me! No, no, no, it's fine. You want to talk about fucking Juno? This is what happens when Henry talks about a romantic comedy called Juno, or a dark romantic comedy, I guess. Fucking hate Juno. It's a shitty town in Alaska. Okay.

That's good. At least we're getting closer to Earth and Earthline. So, basically, the idea was that reptilians have power over certain points where churches are, important churches, because they've been using the guise of the Catholic Church. What kind of churches? Like the Vatican? Things like that? Is that how it works? The Vatican is just a- The Vatican is just a gigantic trampoline room filled with kids' calm all over everything.

Haha, he's a tough trampoline with all the kids. Put your fancy statues with dicks, you can suck. Oh, yeah. That's what they do. They put all these dicks on the statues that priests can practice and suck on the dicks on the fucking statue. Are they little dicks on these statues? Yeah, really tiny little ones. Really tiny.

They can fucking fit the whole set in their mouths, and the priests are all laughing and spanking each other. Oh, just slap each other in the back. Congratulations. Good work, everybody. Now you can become the priest or a pope if you can suck off as many statues as possible. If you can make a statue come, then you can become pope. Ah, so, like, sometimes, like, a statue of, like, Mary might weep out of her eyes or something like that. But if you could make a statue, a stone statue actually ejaculate, you could be pope. You are pope. That's what the gray smoke is. It's statue come.

They just put all the popes, all the potential popes in one room, and the first pope to make a statue come win. Yeah, they play lowrider on repeat, and they just listen to lowrider and fucking blow the hell out of his head. I mean, there's a couple actual kids there to help them warm up. Oh, yeah, you have to have some eye candy, you know, no doubt. Or maybe they just start painting a bunch of kids' silver. I was like, is he a statue now? Stand real still, let's pretend. Back to lay lies. Yes.

So the idea is that Earth is surrounded in these sacred, powerful lines, this energy grid that the reptilians and humans can harness in order to fight each other. There's also this idea that the ancient Egyptians use these lay lies. Isn't there just, like, gravity and things like that? Like, that plays into it. Yes. Okay. In ways I don't understand. That's the thing, is that every single time I was like, I started getting the research of it.

I mean, like, so how, though, what do you mean by energy grid? What does it even mean? Right. And no one could tell me anything. Can I just say this when you talk about your research? Because Henry emailed Marcus and I some documents. Just stop with the green font on your black starry page. There's just no reason for it.

It's impossible to read these websites. I'm just trying. The words aren't hard. The situations are relatively simple to understand. But I just cannot wrap my head around who designed these websites. It's like the MySpace graphics on either side of the Dolphins just like going into the water. I'm looking like the North Star in the background of this page. And with the green, it literally hurts my eyes.

It's exhausting. Yeah. It's got the little Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy guide. I hate it. I'm putting out the tongue. It doesn't make any sense. The Domino's Noid is just jumping around the page half the time. It's just all the free clip art you could get.

Stop. It's normal. Wordpress me. I do have some information about the grid. Let's do it. All right. Reality. Mmm.

All of it. What is it? Is a holographic grid program created by consciousness that repeats in cycles and can be best understood by studying sacred geometry. Now. Could be clearer. Why don't I have gold pants? If that's the case, why don't I have gold pants right now? If I could make all this up.

Yeah. Why don't I have two floating boobs by my head at any given point? I want to record in a studio that looks like a post-apocalyptic Russian world. I want some coffee. I want some milk. I'm going to just reach over and squeeze the breast. It's just like next to me like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's up on me now.

It's up on daddy. I'm happy we get to create our own world. I studied a little bit of sacred geometry last night. By study, I mean I tried to decipher it for a good five to seven minutes. And what I found out is that sacred geometry is the sort of like that plays into lay lines and why certain sites in the world are connected to each other through different parallels. You can draw a line say from like Easter Island to ancient Samaria. Which is really interesting.

And there's a lot of theories about that. I was reading about that. There's a lot of people who say that, you know, that Indians just sort of like, they were just roads. These things were built on straight lines because they say how they worked in straight lines. And if they had to walk over a mountain, they would just walk over the mountain because they knew there was just the fastest way to get there. And then there's a lot of also, there's another form of thought which is this idea that the earth started off as a giant crystal and that like has rounded over time and it's become now.

And now the original lines that was the crystal that earth was at the very beginning like a gigantic grain of salt. Or a piece of sand on a never ending cosmic beach. Sure. And now it's rounded over time, you know, and now that those lines are still important for some reasons. So people didn't need the highway system that we created with our overreaching government. Instead of cars, they had their feet. And instead of shirts, they had bloody animal skins. And instead of marriage, they had rape.

Instead of hats, they had just big skulls that they find on the street. Which doesn't keep me warm at all. It's actually really heavy. Humans were bad for a long time. Oh, yeah. They relied on the Lord's highway system. I mean, they're not going to be perfect. I mean, we're just now starting to come out on the other side.

If at all. Barely. Oh, no. We just have Nikes and laptops now. Yeah. That's all we have. All we needed was distractions to keep from killing and raping each other. I just sounded like a communist leader for a second.

You're with your Nikes and your rebots. You'll listen to your tube visions. And I did mention the Lord's name, so let me just even out the show. Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Hail Satan. In physical reality, back to Gryds for a second.

Gryds are electromagnetic energy, thus creating polarity or duality of experience, always seeking to restore balance and forever, inspiring motion. Yeah, but what happens when I drop a bunch of pork out of my fucking tray? You cry? Well, I've already paid for it. Where's the balance then? The balance is you probably don't need to eat pork, and it's better that it's on the floor. I don't have any fucking energy grid.

Tell me. Well, I can or cannot eat. Yeah, that's right. I'm a new American Libertarian. Oh You can't tell me I can't put Nike's on Don't have any money sir you have to leave the store. I'll wear shoes you got shoes everywhere You need to tell me I just price tag these shoes that number is a price tag. I do what I want I'm an American. We're just gonna arrest him. Yeah, you know what well also in my study of grids I also found out about this wonderful occult

A concept known as the 33rd parallel. Yeah magic number 33 everything dies Yes, the 33rd parallel runs all around the earth and it runs through many horrible sites And it also runs through Tucson, Arizona where the actual Which is pretty rough. It's pretty rough It runs through the Freemasons were founded on about 15 miles away from the 33rd parallel And it runs through eight different death rows Around the world and what it said is that these death rows when they Execute these inmates the energy from the inmates quote-unquote bleeds into the 33rd parallel

And it can be used by the Freemasons who in sack in actual rituals Use that to gain energy for themselves. They're gonna figure out that carbon engine That's a big thing It's the death they had the death row in Mississippi, Georgia South Carolina Abu Ghraib runs through the 30 Highly used death rows. Yeah, it's not like you're floofy, you know, like nice California your mom and pop like mr. Mrs. Donaldson's death row Baghdad runs through the 33rd parallel Oh, yeah, and Bill Clinton's birthplace of Hope, Arkansas

Oh Great Bill Clinton And he by the way has been associated with human sacrifice for he has Sacrificed a newborn baby to achieve power and avoid being removed from office during the Lewinsky scandal. Absolutely I certainly did that and just not you know, not just money It's fine. You know Bill had to do what Bill had to do people were trying to chase him out of there I'm gonna kill a baby to be if you want to get a secret blow job Yeah, I mean look at Anthony wiener. He didn't kill a fucking baby kill a baby and that's what happens because what you don't

Kill a baby though, so we'll see if that Because then sometimes if you send an accidental dickpick of yourself and now to your millions of followers It'll just mysteriously disappear. So will a baby So what are some other horrific stories that? Situations that happened on the 33rd parallel Nashville runs through Nashville, Tennessee Oh, bad Nashville has a famous clock tower that is believed by a cultist to be a replica of Tran dimensional Stargate in Iraq It's just a rep. I'm in the real one. No, let me let me just like a plan 33rd parallel runs through Iraq as well

So it is in essence linking the 33rd parallel is linking Nashville to Baghdad And can I Nashville is also the possible home of secrets pertaining to the holy grail? Yeah, this is my question. This is my question. Is is what is there a picture? I just want to know is there a picture of this Stargate clock tower from Iraq It's the equivalent of the Statue of Liberty in Las Vegas. It's a replica. Las Vegas is in direct alignment with that I feel like everything is just on the 33rd parallel and the pyramids in in But what's that Egypt they run through the 33rd parallel and nine plus one plus one and 32 stories that is going to back to Tennessee that equals the pyramid on the US

Dollar with the missing 33rd story Someone just got really upset when all of his hero season 2 got deleted from his DVR Sat down and wrote all this. Yeah, and that is why these remote controls need to be made less Oil-resistant Barbara because when I'm eating chicken wings and my fingers slip slide and all of these remote controls I need grip marks grip mark grip bumps grip bumps think about it Barb I told you don't put my DVD collection all over your magnet collection and erases my DVD collection But my magnet collections like my children. Why are we together and of course it all comes back to the Jews? Oh, no, no, hello

The 33rd parallel has given you a bad rap. What are these horn devils doing now? Zionism may have been born on the 33rd parallel In 1840 an allegation was made that Jews were kidnapping and engaged in ritual murder of two Christians in Damascus Syria a city like Baghdad right at the heart of the 33rd parallel city Just like back no Damascus in Syria the site of the Arab Spring is on the 33rd parallel Well, I mean that I'm just starting to think it's all in everything the 33rd parallel It's a big parallel. It's a large parallel across the earth and a lot of bad things happen That's also happening on the 32nd parallel. It's a 30 second street in New York City two Christians getting killed

Yeah, that happens every day on every parallel. It goes through mitten France where Alastair Crowley once lived He's not evil. Yeah, Alastair He was a bit of a sex demon. Don't you think he had a great time? I mean, I don't know He had it all figured out had sweet not necessarily legal intercourse with they knew what was going on I mean, they did know what was going on the most victims do I don't think he had yeah Get to the top of the club. You have to sign the form and you get a card. No, no, what you doing Michael Jordan, buddy You read the newsletter. I mean, I did minutes of the meetings. He saw the pictures of the history wall

I mean, yeah, sure. I've read everything. I mean one actually a document that had to be signed I mean despite all the crazy stuff the actual like interest the thing that I find interesting most is the third about the 33rd Parallel is the connection with the death penalty. Yeah, all of the states that the 33rd parallel runs through is Allows the death penalty all the countries that the 33rd parallel runs through allows the death penalty Well, half those countries have the death penalty as a reward. I mean, that's Like a chicken and the egg scenario where it's like you could say you want to eat both number Trick question Henry came first. Have you ever made a chicken omelette? Mmm. Mommy and baby Yeah, it was just my favorite, but I'm bringing the family back together

But you could you could say that these 33rd parallel lines could maybe bring bad things out in people But also it maybe it's just a it's a self ratifying situation Sure Well, I'm one last thing about the 33rd parallel runs through Dallas, Texas where JFK was assassinated and every president Since 1944 has died on the somewhere along the 33rd parallel in a state that is bisected by the 33rd Parallel also It's where the 10 gallon hat was invented and everyone knows that the 10 gallon hat is the most racist hat That's right

And if you take a 10 gallon hat plus a 10 gallon hat plus a 10 gallon hat plus a three gallon hat You got yourself a 33 parallel gallon. Yeah, I got a three gallon hat all on my balls And yeah, I mean a 33rd parallel is a Masonic conspiracy And it could be because 33 is the highest level of Masonic Except for the super secret levels above it is it does anything to do with the Christ death at 33 or Chris Farley's death at 33 Yeah, yeah, I always think yeah I wonder if it also has anything to do with the stay puff marshmallow man's or any other sort of

Yeah, oh the longitude and latitude lines for the center of Jaluz Jerusalem add up to the biblical number of six No, it is more like Jaluz in them They're Jaluz and me Get out of Syria Israel. It's bad for all of us. Oh, yeah. Now. Thanks for starting World War three. We always love it Oh god, they're just like that little little brother who goes and picks their whole bully and then they're like Hey, can you go back me up guys? And it's like how about we don't yeah, that would be great So let's now take this so my research here began to take me into the world Deeper in the world of the new age now everybody there was before we even get into this part of this podcast

Pop the shirt off You cannot do this is like go stand near a beach Stick them toes in the sand because they're about to get a little relaxed. I was gonna say arrested If you're on the train, yeah, yeah, just leave your shirt on just do it Just take your shirt off and enjoy yourself depending on your current life situation Listen to Henry and then otherwise listen to me if you were in a spot where you will be beaten with batons Leave your shirt on my advice if you're driving pull over before you take your shirt off That's a good idea anywhere. You're listening to this podcast is a free speech zone. Yes, it is a free speech zone

I don't know if it's a free hairy navel zone So I was researching in a part of what they're talking about is that things that are especially sensitive to these earth grids Besides the ancient Egyptians and the horned Zionists Are the Tasking dolphins now the dolphins are They're sweet, right? They're cuddly. Don't don't don't do anything wrong. They rape. They but there's a lot of talk You don't get what how sensitive they are. They're there. They're incredible creatures There's a lot of people. There's a great website. You should go check it out called dolphin wave

Dot org really peaceful some great some great imagery on there some great midi files Really relaxing entertainment business has done a lot to push this sort of flipper version of the dolphin Oh, yeah, how innocent and a quote-unquote. I can't see my finger quotes innocent He is doing the finger quotes very tiny fat quotes Yeah, I's 97 font quotes Yeah, but yeah, yeah, Hollywood is definitely frame the argument in the dolphins favor why not whales? Oh, yeah, but there are some sinister ideas towards a dolphin before we get into the peaceful things Yes, that's reaching of reading a very illuminating article online about how

Yes the United States has been visited and has had contact with over 12 different races of Alien kind races or species species you could also say you could say races I mean, I don't know let's go species like we would never say, you know Native Americans is different species because you're gonna get put on a couple of Blogs, you know, so Not gonna like it. Um, so the I heard were Jezebel's favorite website. Yeah, no extra Podcasts and then I'm gonna put them on my blog because I have to ask the question who watches the watchman

There's a lot of belief that that one of these what is considered the most sinister and nefarious alien species the gray, right? Um, maybe descendants from these dogs. This is one of my personal favorite little theories out here How was the gray? A descendant of the dolphins using sonar to stun people right because they raise do you so yeah, and now as do dolphin as do dolphins Okay, now I know that do you do the whales do dolphins you actually they use their sonar So they get around I mean not done if they use it to find fish he says that they they kill fish with it They know they could I don't guys. I think you're wrong. I read this article. I read this article I forgot the name of the website. I'm gonna go to a I put it up reputable article

Needs. Oh, you want to look at a reputable article? Let's see if the dolphins sonar can kill fish I believe that it probably could a small fish at a short range Right. It's sound navigation. It's sound navigation Yeah, they send out the sounds and wait for the sounds to bounce off of other objects and come back the same way an echo bounces back to us in a cave Humans they can't use their eyes they can't use their iPhone whether I want fish they go to Yelp Their eyes are on the side of their heads They just walk around like a blind kid on 23rd Street banging around everything. Yeah, you know, that's kind of good help me

Help me, you know, hey kid. I don't know you. I don't I get to Chinatown. I need fish. Oh, yeah, no, this is a great website It's ww.qtm.net slash guy burr slash dolphins are grays question mark. I don't know. Oh, you're talking about the Wonderful article by dr. Richard Butler called. No, no, no, you put the doctor on there. It's just Richard Well, I assume when I'm reading an academic paper that it's gonna be written by a doctor Yeah, this comes from personal in a big investigation of over two dozen abduction cases in-depth interviews with over 50 Alleged abductees, so he's put in a skepticism. Sure general interviews with over 75 alleged abductee I just understand the in personal investigation in-depth interview general interview. What's the difference? I don't know. It's whether under his pants on I guess it's whether he has pants on or if they go in a second

I think it's phone handwritten letter face-to-face face-to-face Okay, awkward touch bizarre hug and then slowly know who's who's to say that dolphins couldn't evolve into the grays Yeah, that's exactly first. Let us examine the physical characteristics. The skin of a gray gray to that of a dolphin It's gray. Yeah, it's a response. Nailed it on earth The dolphins evolved legs and arms to function on land, but later returned to the oceans. Where's your facts? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if that is real They just got out saw a mountain We're like we're gonna go back and reverse a billion years of evolution

The eyes of grays are described as large and black with what appears to be a protective shielding covering the eye many earth Aquatic animals have developed protective under outer eye shields for the salt water use it is possible that this is a leftover attribute from the grays ocean origins. I mean dolphins eyes are tiny though Yeah, and on the sides of their head. It's not real none of it Just you know figure out some good. They gotta get those sweet glass now. We know this is this is really interesting All right now We all look at the behavioral similarities earth's dolphins use sonar to navigate and stun both pray and enemies sure the stun effect is of a

Which is spelled a ffe ct is a particular interest to us Dolphins can emit a very powerful and focused ultrasonic burst from the front portion of their skulls Oh, I thought I was gonna go fart I'm sure there's a fart joke now I don't they use this to stun pray and to stun enemies such as sharks and barracuda. I don't think they can do that No, listen, he said it right here I once saw a film of a group of dolphins using this ability on a very large Barracuda, it was on sci-fi at one in the morning. The barracudas called dolphin versus barracuda

It was swimming towards a bunch of baby dolphins Mario Lopez was there Hotel California dreams, yeah This beam can so now back to the grays and the idea is like this beam couldn't be controlled to produce a stun effect Is in the case of the barracuda there was always a physical paralysis and orientation. I believe this is the very same technique Used by the grays and abductions. That's case closed. Yeah, it's closed close it up indeed So what you're saying is that grays evolved from dolphins, but that's the thing though Citation, okay, they say it's like undersea creatures. Oh, all right, because I was gonna ask the question You know people say that you know humans are evolved for monkeys. That is not true

We are evolved from a common ancestor meaning that in order for this to be true Then dolphins and grays had to evolve from a certain ancestor and not Dolphins becoming grays see what I mean think about no There has to be a missing link in here somewhere we'll have to find it Yeah, we'll figure it out. Let's not go back to the cuddlier touch your side of dolphins and how they can help us Sure, they can stun large sharks with sonar and they can rape and rape no rape No, but they also have a nice dolphins are like the dolphins They're so sweet. Mm-hmm, and they're they're in touch with us and they're better than us

Why how are they better? How are they better than us because they're in the water and they got stickers you make stickers of dolphins Do you think that they have like human stickers like we have dolphins stickers and they put them on their little dolphin lockers They just like draw like crude stick figures of humans in the in the undersea dirt Yeah, and then cross them out to their babies, and they're like, yes, we must be scared of the humans Yeah, because yeah, because you imagine how delicious a fucking dolphin must be. Oh dolphins probably You're a dolphin a small child must taste a thousand times better bones not all formed yet Just a bunch of fat. So there's a lot of people that believe that these dolphins are very

Uh psychically connected to energy grids and we want to take everyone through a sort of Meditational sequence. We're learning about this. Why do they think that because they have just the way that they flow through the ocean I have no fucking clue the other but the other what I was also reading about is this this dolphin wave thing does this thing where they take Which just sounds wrong they take? Wheelchair kids and kids with cancer they put scuba gear on them. They take them under the ocean to go meet the dolphins Right, and then the dolphins come like you know jab their heads at them for like five minutes Yeah, then leave and then they take them up and they're like and their behaviors radically change And it's just like well

They just saw like you know a two-ton animal and it kind of like that their face Yeah, I'm sure they can barely communicate because they're locked inside their bodies because they got ass burgers I'm sure change something. Yeah. Yeah, you know, especially because they're already looking at us like we're a bunch of weird squiggly blobs You know one boy you're we're scary to them. He just so that when they see another thing He just kept on mouthing. Leave me down here Leave me down here life on earth is so so bad There's a lot of people think that we have a lot to learn from dolphins and let's let's maybe want to put on some music Yeah, yeah, and then we'll let's everybody relax

This is a medication off. Yeah, just you know pack a pack a bowl, you know Well, if you're so I can get a my tie if you suffer from headaches or if it's for a medical situation You got glaucoma, you know pack up a bowl. Mm-hmm. Take off your shoes. Well, just keep most of your clothes on I don't know why you're trying to get our are you always trying to get the audience naked? Do you this is how you relax? This is what I do you could fall you can be fully relaxed and slippers I will have everyone know that every 100% of information that is being that is being spoken on this podcast All learn come from naked research. Yes, we know that everybody frickin knows that Jesus Christ We're we are now going to delve

Into what is known as the golden water dolphin meditation for planetary healing Business man's tub. Is that it? Taft got stuck in a tub. I mean golden water. This sounds like a bizarre Bizarre business trip for peepie bucket. No, you go sleep in the peepie bucket. Ah, I'm already resting there It's so relaxing and so warm. It's like sitting in a bunch of hot wine Yeah, it's just sake isn't it? Let's go through preparation first because you can't do this half-cocked. You must be The ideal way to experience the meditation is while you stand in or near a body of water. Okay, mm-hmm That's good. But what if you're not near a body of water?

If you're not near a body water and you are doing the meditation indoors it can be done with a bowl of water Can't laugh this is meditation It's like it's like being near the ocean dip my toe in Place a clear quartz Imperial topaz or other crystal or stone in your choice of your choice They would happen to have like a shop online that I can order one of those just in case I need one They absolutely they absolutely that is interesting that would be in the product and service catalog section Dolphin empowerment calm

empowerment gracious Take over soon if you're indoors the water in the bowl and the crystal or stone can later be taken in Placed in a larger body of water to then merge put a stone anywhere with all the water of planet Earth The crystal will assist in anchoring and maintaining the energy and when Murray comes home from work And he sees the bowl of water just sitting at house You're gonna feel his work at 12 hours a day at the fucking male mixing You know your dogs eating up a bunch of crystals

Looking at with his tongue so now that you have your crystals and your bowl of water ready The meditation can begin. Okay begin by standing with your feet about hip distance apart and your knees slightly bent Close your eyes and take a few slow deep breaths. Is this how you shoot a free throw also dip your butt in the bowl Pick up the quartz with your butt See yourself surrounded by a golden bubble of protection just filled with golden white light Visualize the skies opening up above you and a column of golden shimmering light coming down and touching you on the top of your head I heard that our Kelly was saying the same thing to the girl tiny gold sparkles begin coming down the column of light I feel like this is how Donald Trump just designs all of his buildings

Now say please fill my body and energy field with any colors geometries tones or other vibrations that would assist me to raise my vibration and attain wholeness and wellness Wait until it feels complete. I'm just yeah, just try flax. Just have some flax. I love how sexy this is I'm a dolphin imagine it beginning to excite and energize all the water molecules in your body You see that where it is entering the ocean the water is beginning to glow Each molecule is being filled with divine love energy and is being reborn into its most pure and pristine form This is also this would also be a great monologue over a kick in like electronic beat. Oh, yeah, wonderful. Yeah The globe begins to spread out in every direction

This healing energy is cleaning up the pollution It is regenerating the entire ecosystem from the streams that feed the lakes to the rivers to the oceans all over the planet Hold this image for a moment. What what what? That cleaning that cleaning the thing with your brain. Oh, I see. Yes Suddenly you become aware that you are not the only person on the shore Who's there? There are hundreds of thousands of people all over the planet that are also standing with their palms outstretched They're laughing at your small penis. They're laughing at you. They're all laughing at your small small weird-looking balls Now that all the humans are connected with you

Send another beam of light out of your outstretched palm towards the ocean this time Imagine it finding and energizing a whale or a dolphin see it enter their heart and then spread throughout their body And then shoot at their ass Imagine them Beginning to glow with the golden light of love. Ah nice nice Mm-hmm. That's what they all the ladies deal with me, man post-coitus Yeah, shit out their ass

All the humans and all the cetaceans that would be whales. Okay. Don't know cetaceans. The study of whales is known as scyphology Oh, interesting. I've read Moby Dick. Okay. They are now one the radiance of this light becomes so intense You're all just like one blob. Yeah hammered together dolphin and whale blob. Oh, yeah, call it a dollop. Okay You've ever read animal man. It's like when bonobies fuse all those monkeys together. Okay, okay The radiance of this light becomes so intense that the entire earth is bathed in the golden light and it begins to radiate radiate out into the atmosphere around the planet the light begins to pulse in the earth the oceans the cetaceans and All of humanity are penetrated at the deepest level Feel what it's like to be one with the dolphins and whales feel the pulse of the golden light radiate. I'm drowning

I'm drowning. I'm a human after all shut up, and I want to be a dolphin. I want to be a whale Now that you have become one with the dolphins and whales. Tell them anything you wish for them to know I have my boogers You know keep a secret dolphin Sometimes I eat peanut butter when I'm in the bathroom Can we get these humans out of here already they gotta stop doing that goddamn chant where they come to meet with me I recycle so they come to tell me they're fucking secret. It's always something disgusting. We literally live in a large toilet covered in shit and salt Sometimes I wrap pantyhose around my fucking balls until they get numb

Dennis Dennis Raider here with us now is everybody doing these I just need to say something to the dolphins and the fucking whales. You know what BTK, we're gonna ask you to leave We're gonna have to ask you to leave. You're not a whale But after you've told the dolphins and the whales what you want them to know mm-hmm ask the dolphins if they have a special message for you Yes, you just pin her down and then you know they try to fight her first. No doubt. Hey, buddy Can you get me a Domino's Pizza? Because I'm not getting any fucking cell phone reception here. I mean I got this phone. It's a shell. It's just it's a big conch shell So if you could just how'd you find out about Domino's Pizza?

No, just don't even remember doesn't even remember. I'm psychic. It's an energy grid thing. Just get me a are you Jewish lovers pizza, please Yeah, have you met my wife? She's just a big whale You just little dolphin with the whale wife. Yeah, I can tell you must after you've asked The dolphin if they have a special message for you Mm-hmm, wait for a few minutes in silence while you receive their message It may come as a voice an image. Let's wait. Can we wait for an internal knowing? Oh, that's what let us wait Let's just wait

Do you hear anything from the dolphins yet, I mean I Know my stomach is a little upset from that sausage and cheese that's not the dolphin though That's just I thought that was the inner knowing that they were talking. No, that's your bad bad heart and your stomach problems. Mm-hmm Let's see you need to take your pills. You need to take a pill. Yeah, I Got something from a whale. What is it? What? Turns out whales love big black asses Yeah, great great imagery in my head right now Wait, how did the whales answer you yet? If you have not yet asked them because I asked them in general

We're gonna ask that Maybe I'm sorry you caught me and I want I want this is not a podcast We're rely to each other. We're all friends and I didn't get contacted by a whale And I'm sorry that I made that up and I'll never lie to our listeners or we're searching for truth I know I know and we start muddling up with lies No one's gonna believe it when we actually tell the truth now ask the whales that they have a special message for you wait For a few minutes in silence. Well, you receive their message Still getting that black asses thing. Maybe it's true. Maybe it's maybe it's maybe you're special. We don't know

Maybe they said it's an inner knowing. Okay. Yeah, I mean it could also be what you're looking at on your phone right now As we do the podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Now take a deep breath and open your eyes. Thank you. I'll knowing you have made a difference Oh my god I've given a penny to the Salvation Army Take your water and your crystal or stone and place it in a larger body of water Feel free to photocopy and share this meditation with other which I don't sort of say it's on a computer screen What do you mean photocopy in Sierra with others? You have to print it out if you're gonna do it

Don't you just keep it on your fucking computer? Yeah, how are you gonna meditate if you're staring at your computer screen all the time fucking GMOs popping up and telling you Have a new message. Yeah, you got it. That's it out I don't have to print it out getting a lot of emails not tons not tons of emails from getting a lot of newsletters Yeah, that is true. No doubt. They're getting a lot of updates. Do we have time to get into indigo children? Do we have time then? Yeah, we have a little bit of time. I mean, I just want to get into the most obnoxious This is the indigo children. This is this idea that there is a new race of beautiful magical children that have been started getting bored in 1980 and they are just

Just Perfect, okay, so now so we're just changing changing gears entirely. Yes This is these are things like the dolphins the indigo children have an an intricate immediate understanding of the earth's energy ability of sonar No, no, okay, not that we know of not that because they're mysterious and they hold secrets. Ah, yeah This is this idea of Various or your aura readers was like talking about how they're starting to see this new color They had never seen he started seeing indigo and you find out it's just kids that are just too fucking precious

for the world So do these kids sell there the next race of human mind? Do they self-define as we should also people say that they when you go to the end of that website go through some of the Facebook comments of people talking about Them being indigo children and they're just precious precious. They're just so happy. Okay that they they found it You get to do you find did you see the Facebook things? Well, do you want to go through the behavioral patterns of indigos first so we can know? Definitely. All right, you just just this is also just you know because you may be an indigo child You might be you are part of this saving grace of human kind if you're listening this podcast

I mean you're already one of the elite. Oh, you have ex exquisite taste. Oh, yeah You love comedy you love information. You love knowing how we will one day rule the world you pity us In many ways there's some of that there's that's in there, you know Well, they are born born feeling and knowing that they are special and should be revered Mm-hmm An indigo knows they belong here as they are and expect you to realize it as well These children are more confident and have a higher sense of self-worth Absolute authority the kind with no choices negotiation or input for them does not sit

Well, the educational system is a good example No, some of the rules we so carefully followed his children seem silly to them and they fight them rigid ritualistic systems are considered Archaic to an indigo child. They feel everything should be given creative thought They are insightful and often have a better idea of method than what has been in place for years This makes them seem like system busters adults often view an indigo as anti-social unless they are with other indigos often they feel lost and misunderstood Which causes them to go within the old control methods like wait till your father gets home have no effect on these not a bit The fulfill the father is Tom York from Radiohead. They listen to him

Oh, absolutely because he's you know super indigo expanding the fulfillment of their personal needs is important to them And they will let you know now here is how I don't know You mean you're a little prick Basically every negative quality that I have was just described. It's just describing like girls You might as well just call the show girls indigo children or call like it's like all of NYU's undergrad school every hipster girl I've ever met no doubt about that. Here's how you know that your child is an indigo child They are strong-willed born in 1978 or later Headstone parent number number four parent creative within an artistic flair for music jewelry making and pottery poetry, etc

Prone to addictions. That's you Ben. Oh, yeah, and me and me I'm pretty good with pottery too, but a lot of people don't give me credit for that You actually your jewelry is quite beautiful. Yeah, no one's ever just like a bunch of bent metal rods. Yeah Yeah, you could technically wear it though an old soul as if they're 13 going on 43 Intuitive or psychic possibly with the history of seeing angels or deceased people an Isolationist either through aggressive acting out or through fragile introversion Independent and proud even if they're constantly asking you for money Possess a deep desire to help the world in a big way waivers between low self-esteem and grandiosity

Bores easily has probably been diagnosed as having ADD prone to insomnia. I was diagnosed ADHD Yeah, or ADHD super indigo Uh-huh has a history of depression or even suicidal thoughts or a 10 and every day looks for real deep and lasting friendships Easily bonds with plants or animals if you possess 14 or more of these traits You are an indigo if you only have 11 to 13. You're probably an indigo in training And if you're an adult with these traits you could be a light worker and here is a this is from the woman Who created the term indigo child Nancy and tap? She she lives in the she has the fake career of telling people what colors their ores are and this is from her mouth

Usually each universal age is accompanied by a preponderance of people with that life color For instance now most adults are either blue or violet the two colors with the attributes most needed in this violent age of Transition during the next age the indigo age Indigo colors will be the norm the indigo phenomenon has been recognized of what's one of the most exciting changes in human nature ever Documented in society. This makes me understand the judges during the Salem witch trials because I just wanted like internally Burn her burn this woman the indigo label describes the energy pattern of human behavior Which exists in over 95% of the children born in the last ten years the phenomenon You know those kids that fucking harass you on the train

Yeah, terrible parents very indigo very entitled. Yeah. Yes, they're the reason America's gonna fail and lose to the Chinese and the Russians This phenomenon is happening globally and eventually the indigos will replace all other colors not true as small children Indigos are easy to recognize but they're unusually large clear eyes Extremely bright precocious children with an amazing memory and strong desire to be in Delive instinctively these children are the next millennium are sensitive Gifted souls with an evolved consciousness with come here to help change the vibrations of our lives and create one land One globe and one species their fat and w o the end w o

I agree. I agree. I agree. That's exactly what that's we just fucking cracked it. That's it And they're trying to go kids the new nw o they need to be stopped now if you see an indigo kid Fucking shoot him in the head. You suspect somebody being an indigo kid. Talk to him up on a rope He's exactly if he if he hangs and dies. He was not an indigo kid. Ah, I Got a feeling the indigos die real fucking easy real easy put them in Don't say put them in camps. No, no, no, no, no like sleeping camps like summer camps put them in a room full of bees Stung to death They're fat. That's it. We did their kids are dumb

They're fat and they don't have their brains are worse now because they're all downloaded immediately We had to remember phone numbers growing up things like that kids are dumber than kids or pieces of shit Now terrible creatures days the indigo build indigo children are starting to be born like I mean shit what 10 years before Henry Yeah, we born in 88 what? 87 84 84 yeah, we're all old. We're all old. Ah, you know your young soul, ha ha ha Certainly not 13 go to the I'm no indigo. I'm up. I'm a black. It's gonna be bizarre when you're 63 going on 12 This is a Facebook comments down there indigo children really used it really like to say lol

Yeah, you read the top one of that one fucking fat dumb ass at the very top had a doctor friend who was interested in us indigos So I is Chad Huffman 40 years old. Yeah Chad Hoffman at 40. Oh, all right. Good job Chad Hoffman So I thought I would get on here and printer something off since it's so hard to explain and I had must admit I became more interested in the comments people had to make oh wait, that's comments spelled wrong comments One person said he studied the whole DNA thing and I have to agree There's nothing that's going to show a specific DNA change in one particular group of people But I'm proof there's a new form human coming on this planet indigo children have no concept of

Capitalization punctuation. They don't need it. They don't need any of this It's just they don't need to wait till dad comes home because they're ADHD or ADD and they didn't listen in class And sometimes you have to understand, you know, but when you're not listening you're more important. That's what I learned I didn't listen either. I didn't do any work and I passed all the tests. I'm great Yeah, I'm an indigo child, right, right, right, right. I'm sure you picked up a couple of key punctuation marks, though. You Write a very good email I mean no capitalization on anything, but well, that's just to keep it fucking casual Why is the why is the first letter in this word more important than the second or the third of the fourth letter in this word?

Thank you. E. E. Cummins. Thank you. Well, it has nothing to do with our DNA He says no, no, it has to do with what has come instilled in our hearts one thing that scares me The real stuff is how the father worked too much whenever he saw you just gave you whatever you wanted and this is that One thing that scares me though is how it seems it's cool to be an indigo It's one thing to find out and feel happiness to find out it's possible that you're an indigo child But if you think it's cool, then you you're no more an indigo child than you are a yellow child I think that's racist That's just straight-up

Trust me you're calling yellow Now you're making it more It's not such a fun thing Can you imagine being so hyper sensitive intuitive that you literally can't watch the news or read a newspaper? Because you can't stomach all the negativity read What you can't read you can't read or watch what humans are doing to each other or have a hard time going into public Because you can feel what's going on in everyone's heads and trust me. It's not good most of the time We just get back to dolphin rape. I hate the indigo kids. I hate everything about this conversation

Don't get me wrong. It's a wonderful gift But it to truly be in a true indigo Translates into how to truly understand how much pain there is on the planet and what we have to do to change it all It's one thing and another thing to be one, but it's not ice cream and lollipops It's a disturbing privilege What is the use of these people there is none there is no like what is that I think we need to fight an act of They want to bring about the NWO. These are the type of people that are the foot soldiers for the NWO All right, they're watching the Mindy Culling project on television. You know what I mean?

They're that's what they're doing. I know they're I know it. What's the name of that show the Mindy project They're watching that show. I know they're watching Jay Leno. They love it giving him ratings They chose Seth Meyers to be the new late-night host. I know we want to eradicate Indigo children indigo are the problem from the world. I totally agree with you and they're the first It's the first war that needs to be fought in the you know global coming war with the reptilian and NWO over lords We got to start. I'm starting to think of these reptilians. No, what's going on? Stupid little indigo people they plant these little dummies so you're saying the indigo people are Disinformation made flesh. Yes, the indigo people are pawns used by the reptilian overlords that are going to be just basically meat

And softening the message get to the actual people in power. They're softening the NWO message. Okay. I got it. I got it All right everybody well, we got it Well, thank you so much for listening Hale gain I'll gain I'll say I'll say 10. Oh, thank you to Corey Griffin Oh, yeah, you're coming out to the my roast. It was very nice. It was so nice to see indeed Hale Satan hail yourselves everybody We'll talk to you soon. Hey, oh I'm a good