Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 77: Japanese War Crimes

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

In one of our more disturbing episodes, we delve into what are arguably Japan's worst among many war crimes: The Rape of Nanking and Unit 731.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Oh, yeah! P.T.S. P.T.H.D.

That's what I have right now. You're conquistador, Henry Zabrowski. My nuts are like, they went 12 rounds with all of them. P.T.S. P.T.H.D. That's what I have right now. You're conquistador, Henry Zabrowski. My nuts are like, they went 12 rounds with old iron mic.

I was on a six and a half foot Clydesdale named Tinkerbell, slammed my balls for an hour and a half. Did it get hard at all? What? Did I get hard? Yeah, did you get hard? No, of course not. No, of course not.

I'm not one of those guys who gets hard when you smash his balls. All right, welcome to the show. That's Marcus. I've been sitting to my left as a man who gets hard when you smash his balls. This is my bow, man, Henry Zabrowski. I rode a horse to the studio today. Oh, yeah? Yeah, well, you know, gotta get them doggies back in the stable.

Is that it? Is that what you're using for? You're a cowboy. Yeah, technically. Technically, yeah. Marcus, you've ridden a horse before. Many times. How did the nuts feel after a nice horse ride?

It's not the nuts so much as the ass. It's my taint. It's my taint. It's my taint. I was on the biggest horse they had, which is named Tinkerbell, and it's in that fun. It's cute. And one thing is that when you're horse riding in New York, you have to go through fucking Brooklyn.

Like, you were literally, I'm on a six and a half foot Clydesdale in Brooklyn, and we're going through, we're going through the roundabout at fucking whatever it is, Fort Hamilton over there, and like, we're going through and it's like, cars just beeping at us, and dogs go like, it's just a drag, and they're just like, this is the most dangerous thing on the face of the fucking planet. You're living like Woody Harrelson, an urban cowboy? Yeah. So you were just around cars?

Yeah. Yeah. And just bouncing over there. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Like as you're walking, it's like, and of course it's walking over like crack sidewalks, and it's slipping and sliding all over the place, and it's, and it's itchy. They're like, oh, it's itchy today. And I was like, I'm itchy today.

All right, but I'm not fucking 3,000 pounds carrying me. Did people treat you as a liberator, rolling through the streets about to take over Brooklyn or Brooklyn? No, I felt like I was, I was the true symbol of like everything that is wrong with America, whether you're a wild, beautiful animal, this amazing free stallion that we fucking just strapped a fucking leather cage to, and then they plop a 220-pound fat American on the back of it. Got my Batman hat on sunglasses, and as a, and of course, going through Prospect Park,

everyone's just like, like pointing at the, it looks like a fat guy up there. Everybody's taking pictures. I'm like a celebrity. I like what you said yesterday. I was like in the scene, Django Unchained, when Jamie Foxx was riding the horse, like, wow, one's on a horse. I can't believe that. That guy's on a horse.

What a sad day for that horse. So how was work today, horse husband? Fat man. Oh, yes. We don't talk after fat man days. He gets very upset and very sad. And then we were going with our, with, with my girlfriend's six-year-old nephew, and he's just like, yo, plump, he kept calling me plump.

God damn it. I can't get any respect. Well, speaking of atrocities, holy Lord, we have some lined up for you guys today. This may well be the most serious subject I've ever researched for this week. So we are, we started on just war atrocities, but we narrowed it down to the Japanese. Now I don't want to be racist. Sure. Okay.

I don't think it's appropriate to do, but when we were on the train, like talking about it, I looked over and I saw an Asian guy, listening, and I was just like, yes, right. So where to begin, obviously we're going to get to a thing called unit 731. What do we want to start with here, Marcus? Because the blood and the gore, let's go back, let's go back to the way, way back machine, get on in there, strapping your fat seats and, uh, and listen up to some whores. I mean, if you really want to talk about why the Japanese were so fucking terrible, I also think that because there was also the post war relationship we had with the Japanese

really affected how the entire world looks at like what actually happened during World War II. I mean, we got bigger numbers than the Nazis. Yeah. In terms of hills. Yeah. Like really going into it. Cause I sort of had a clue cause it's like I had seen clips from men behind the sun and

then I sat to watch men behind the sun and, um, I had to shut it off. I literally couldn't get through it. I watched, I've seen real human death on the internet and I could not watch it. Check out men behind the sun, literally Henry Zabrowski, the Henry Zabrowski that puts himself to sleep by dreaming of Satanist parties that involve anal penetration. This is what puts his eyes to rest, could not make it through more than 45 minutes. Yes. Yes.

Cause yes, a satanic party to me is like a Cinderella's ball and I'm looking for a shoe. You know, that's where, that's how I feel before going to bed. No, it's not. Yeah. Let's, let's get into some of that. Let's go through some of the highlights, some of the Jose Conceco bits. Let me give you this first of all, here's a body count of Japan. It's anywhere from 3 million to 10 million, 10 million.

And that's the most likely 6 million Chinese, Indonesians, Koreans, Filipinos and Indo-Chinese. And I did, you know, I did a lot of research on three alls policy, kill all, burn all, loot all. That's what there was in China. They totally, they were there like, we made a promise. They didn't sign the Geneva convention, like in 1929. They were like, we promised though, to be, to be nice, like we will be, we wrote a big promise and then they, when it went to China though, they were like, throw the promise

out. Right. We're getting them. We're getting them good. Well, because they saw anyone who wasn't Japanese as subhuman, all Western races, especially the Chinese. That's ironic though, isn't it? Absolutely subhuman.

And I noticed, I saw in a lot of the research like this, we have to be careful. The Nazis, that's what they thought about them. Yeah. Well, the Nazis and the Japanese were strange bedfellows. They had a mutual respect for each other. In fact, Hitler and Hirohito, the emperor of Japan, were friends. They liked each other. Of course they were.

Yeah. Yeah. They were watching fucking, you know, I love Lucy, I love when she's going to a cafe and she's eating all the chocolates and he's like, oh, you know, what I write, I write to do, is I write to take as many of these Chinese people and they're really making me. It's sushi. I make them into sushi.

Is that what we're eating? That's great. Yeah. They were cannibals. Unit 731 is responsible for just 300,000 deaths on its own. That is one building. Yeah. That's one building.

I don't know why there's such discrepancy in how many deaths they actually think they are, because I found in just case after case after case, there are so many bodies in these ditches and in these holes that they just don't know. They have to guess. It's like, well, how big is a human body? How much does a body weigh? How deep is that hole? And they have to do body math.

It's like when you have a jar full of going. It's also a name of a Bala Abdul album. Yeah. Yeah. This is my question. When you were covering right now, this is just World War II. This is from the second Sino-Japanese War up until World War II. There was like the late 30s, right?

This is the late 30s, but the second Sino-Japanese War goes right into World War II. Man, they never stopped. Let me tell you about the Straw String Gorge Massacre. Yeah, that's fun. Sure. Yeah. It was the single largest massacre of Chinese troops. It occurred along the banks of the Yangtze River in December 18th.

The Yangtze River. What happens there? Japanese soldiers. Such nice music, though. Japanese soldiers took most of the morning, tying up all of the POWs' hands together. That's hard. That's a long job. You can't just get a temp in there to do it.

No, you can't. Absolutely not. Bad job. Because they'll make it last longer. Sure. They'll just be like, oh, well, I've got to make this last overriding. I mean, especially when there are 58,000 of them. Roger, go out there and tie 58,000 hands together.

58,000? Oh, my God. What am I going to get these expense reports done? I guess I'll write them in human blood. Yeah, this is a fate worse than death. And then when dusk came, they divided them into four columns, opened fire, unable to escape. The POWs could only scream and thrash in desperation.

It took an hour for the sounds of death to stop, and even longer for the Japanese to bayonet each individual POW. And then they all dumped them in the river. You see, they're just so thorough. Apparently, what the Nazis would do with Jews, they would just shoot them and then just dump whatever state they were in into the ditch. And then later, at Typing Gate, this is the kind of customer service that you've grown to expect from these people.

Yeah, the Nazis were lazy. You know, it's just so nice to just see there's a tradition for it. Can I get a bayonet over here? I'm dying very slowly. Can I please get bayoneted over here? It's the city. It was actually kind of nice, thank you. And then in another incident at a Typing Gate, the Japanese troops gathered 1,300 Chinese

soldiers together, blew them up with landmines, doused them with gas, set them on fire, and then those that were left alive after were killed bayonets. Where was John Rambo? Love bayonets. I mean, they're just bayonets and swords. They are living the Rednecks dream. The Rednecks would love a group of people to get to do this too. Yes, indeed.

And possibly the worst thing, as far as just general warfare, that the Japanese did was the Rape of Nanking. Oh, right. Let's get into the Rape of Nanking. And that's the thing. They just like, you know, when it's called the Rape of Nanking, it's like, I feel like if you could, like, sort of trust it up to be like, you know, the gentle hug of Nanking. Sure.

You know, like the slow dance of Nanking. I've heard about this Rape of Nanking, and I really don't know that much about it. They raped all of Nanking. They went and they just went and they raped it. So it's not a clever name whatsoever. They really just raped the entire time. Very literal. There is a lot of this, also with the Comfort Women and stuff like that.

It's not just rape. It's also murder as well. It was a six-week period in 1937 during the Second Sino-Japanese War. 300,000 people were killed in this thing. So they went to a town of 300,000 people. They looked at it and they're like, we're going to rape it. Yeah. We're raping this town.

What happened is the Japanese had started the Second Sino-Japanese War against China because they were essentially being dicks. They just wanted Japan's, or they just wanted China's resources so they figured we'll just go in there and kill everyone. And in fact, war wasn't even declared at this point because if Japan were to declare war on China, then the United States would have stopped giving steel to them because we had a neutrality. That's unbelievable.

We're so good at that. We make so many good weapons, the strongest bayonets. I could see the general selling the fucking bayonets to the Japanese being like, you can break a thousand rib cages with this bayonet and he's like, oh, I never see something so different. Yeah, Russians are just sending over frozen rubber once. Yes, they're hard when they feel them, but this is a thaw out. They're very, very soft.

Either way, we're making tons of money over here. This is the funniest thing about the Reap-Nan King that's ever existed. I mean, I would say it's inappropriate, our behavior. We cover stories different than the mainstream media. This is rough. So in August of 37, Japan invaded Shanghai. The Japanese thought they were going in for an easy kill. They would just tear down all these fuckers and be done with it, but the fighting was

fucking brutal. Yeah, urban hand-to-hand combat, but they got it. They took down Shanghai. Yeah, I will say, the fighting was probably very cinematic and beautiful, though. Oh yeah, them only jumping up and standing on tree branches and bouncing off their swords and stuff like that. It was like, eh, gimme, gimme, ah! You guys were like, yeah, summoning aliens and stuff.

That would be great, prettiest war I've ever seen. I could see that anime. That's good, yes. I am a fan of anime. Yeah, that's okay. I know you are. Let's just keep going. So after the Chinese lost the battle at Shanghai, they fell back to Nanking, all of the government

officials, the elite troops, all of that, they all fell back to Nanking. We're just like guys with big fancy hats on. And they tell me they're guys named by the elite troop, it's because he's got a gold rim fedoron. No blood in his hands whatsoever. Yeah, absolutely. The war is exhausted. Oh, I almost got blood on my prettiest sword.

Very upsetting. And so, of course, they fell back to Nanking, and the Chinese again decided like, well, we can't have all of our elite troops dying here. It's a very symbolic thing to have the elite troops alive. Right, you want that in war. They fucking, they took most of our people. They do so much on circums... Like they do so much stuff like that where it's like, the one thing I'll just, I'm sorry,

is like after everything was said and done, they went to Emperor Hirohito, like to basically be like, well, we know all this shit's up, the only thing that we need to keep people from being prosecuted for war crimes is we need to do this thing called, I believe it's called like do deku. I forget what the name of the actual term is, do kabu. We'll go with dekabu. And what it is is a formal apology in which one puts his head on the floor like they bow down so low that their head's on the floor and that's to show true apology and he wouldn't.

And so they all got charged with war crimes. But that would have been... All you had to do... That's all you had to do is put your head on the floor. But that's how seriously they take apology. You know how like when you had a girlfriend, you'd just say, I'm sorry, like it was the third word out of your mouth? Always.

Yeah. I apologize every morning. It's not like that in Japan. Every morning, five times a morning. Yeah. In fact, if a Japanese or the Japanese took people who surrender, they took POWs to be subhuman again, because to surrender in Japanese military culture is the worst thing that you can do.

Yeah, because you could damn forever. Yeah. You could damn to the afterlife. You're just... You don't want that. And in fact, when Japanese POWs were returned to Japan during World War II, those motherfuckers were sent to Unit 731, which we'll get to later. Yes, we are.

I can't wait to get to Unit 731. Yeah. I just feel like once you hear the things, it'd just be like, no, no. So most of the Nanking's defenses were gone. And in a press release to foreign reporters, the Chinese announced... Like when I'm with the ladies. The Chinese announced the city would not surrender and would fight to the death, and they gathered 100,000 soldiers, most of them completely untrained.

Of course. They're farmers, by the way. And to prevent civilians from fleeing the city, the Chinese boxed in their own people. I love it. He ordered troops to guard the port, the defense force blocked roads, destroyed boats, burnt nearby villages, went Scorched Earth outside of Nanking. And of course, once the Japanese got there... It all fell apart.

It just fell apart. I love that when governments force their people to fight like they're human chickens. So it's just a long battle. Like it was a battle... No, I mean, it wasn't really a battle. It was more like a total war. It was a rape and pillage march to Nanking. And in fact, things got so bad once the Japanese got there.

The Chinese soldiers were murdering other Chinese people to get their civilian clothes. So they would be immediately murdered by the Japanese. Because there was these two Japanese officers. This isn't what's going to happen. When America finally falls apart, we're going to be killing these McDonald's employees because they're the only one that's safe. Because they're the only ones who know how to use the fry later. There was a killing contest that started on the March to Nanking between two officers.

You know, you got to have that day go by quick. Yes. The contest was a race between two offers to see which of them could kill 100 people first using only a sword. And in fact, you're talking about a fucking game. It was covered like a sporting event in newspapers in Japan. Really? With daily updates.

They take things so seriously. I mean... They're just such good competitors. That's the thing. It's an exciting event, you know. I would definitely put... Who won? Do we know the winner?

Uh, we do not know the winner. No. Johnny the skewerer, Yakimoto. He's like, oh, I got five and one. I don't know why I don't know my sword like a cartoon. You're the best. So, once they captured the city of Nanking, Emperor Hirohito put a member of the Imperial Family in charge, this guy, Prince Asaka Yasuhito.

And they put him out because they said that his attitude was, quote, not good. Not good. Not good. So, he got in trouble for having a bad attitude after all this? You would not have made it. What? If you were working for the Japanese government... I would have been all smiles.

No, no. I would have been like, how wrong is it to a man's intestine? We would have asked a scientist, put it out to him first. It's scream long. Yeah. So this guy goes in and he allegedly issued an order to kill all captives. He later says that he didn't issue that order, that somebody issued the order in his name and forced his name.

Somebody else did. Yeah. Somebody else did. However, after the carnage started, he gave no orders whatsoever to stop it. He's like, well, horse is out of the barn. Just keep going. Do you think he said that old Texas saying? No, I think he said, it's like, Wednesday, race, space from the bear.

I don't know. Oh, right. We'll just continue on killing them, sir. I have no idea what you just said. So there were a lot of Westerners that were in Nanking at the time. Get out of Nanking. That's my first objective always. Number one.

This is like, if I'm in Nanking, I can better be on my way out of here. The boots on out of there. Yeah. I've got, this is an eyewitness testimony from Reverend James M. McCallum. Hide your kids. Hide your wife. I'm just sitting there eating my McDonald's. The first bedroom intruder.

Yeah. Actually. Yeah, this guy would have been a YouTube star in this generation. Oh my God. Yeah, we need to auto tune this once you read it. I know not where to end. Never have I heard or read such brutality. Rape!

Rape! Rape! We estimate at least 1,000 cases a night and many by day. In case of resistance or anything that seems like disapproval. Whose documentation? Drain it, stab or a bullet. People are hysterical. Women are being carried off every morning, afternoon and evening.

The whole Japanese army seems to be free to go and come as it pleases and do whatever it pleases. There are a lot of, this is, that's, yeah. But you know, we can't do anything about it because I'm just sitting here preaching the good words of Jesus Christ. I mean, I ask God to stop it, but I can't believe, you know, I am, he's busy making stars and aliens. Sons were forced to rape mothers, there was a lot of forced incest, fathers were forced

to rape daughters. Well you've seen their porn, can you imagine what it's like in war? Yeah, one pregnant woman was gang raped by Japanese soldiers and gave birth only a few hours later, monks who declared a life of celibacy were also forced to rape women. How do you look at your mother after you're forced to rape her? Yeah. Like that's just gonna be awkward from there on out. You know, this is what I gotta say, you know, in a world where Satan would let this happen,

it just makes you think that maybe Satan doesn't exist at all. It's sad, isn't that sad? Here's another eyewitness testimony. This one's bad. This one's specific. They're all bad. This is bad. This is a bad one.

Yeah, the other guy just mentioned how a thousand women were raped every night, but then they just didn't count them during the day. Like how many raped were there? Many. Many during the day, at least a thousand. I mean, I couldn't tell because I was learning how to make guacamole. Yeah. How did you learn of this new guacamole?

So how were the people over there in Nanking intriguing, hungry for guacamole? On December 13th. I know you're being raped there by your son, but could I perchance interest you in some guacamole? No, no, flout us? It's a muddler. Okay. On December 13th, about 30 soldiers came to a Chinese house at number five, Singh Luku

in the southeastern part of Nanking and demanded entrance. The door was opened by the landlord, a Mohammedan named Ha. They killed him immediately with a revolver and also Mrs. Ha, who knelt before them after Ha's death, begging them not to kill anyone else. So it was a Ha, Ha, Ha, death? It was a Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

life like you're done did I not know I'll put my head on the ground right now I'll apologize right now all right I just put my head on the ground everything's fine Mrs. Hall asked them why they killed her husband and they shot her this thing don't ask right never ask right Mrs. Asai was dragged out from under a table in the guest hall where she tried to hide with her one-year-old baby after being stripped and raped by one or more men she was bayoneted in the chest and then had a bottle thrust into her vagina the baby was killed with the bayonet some soldiers then went to the next room you can't rape a baby yeah you

can yeah you can all right we'll go there's not can we just live in a world where you used to uh they used to cut the children open okay thank you are great thank you god but this I'll tell you what this is haha it's called our hot pack it all right Jesus it's a hot pocket that was a hot pocket term originated from that's the first Jim Gaffigan the man King Jim Gaffigan is talking about a different kind of hot pockets okay okay god okay we've even gotten to unit 731 get there soon some soldiers then went to the next room where a Mrs. Asai's parents aged 76 and 74 and her two daughters aged 16 and 14

they were about to rape the girls when the grandmother tried to protect him the soldiers killed her with a revolver the grandfather grasped the body of his wife and was killed the two girls were then stripped the elder being raped by two to three men and the younger by three the older girl was stabbed afterwards and a cane was rammed in her vagina why why do it why the younger girl was bayoneted also but was spared the horrible treatment that had been muted out to her sister and mother the soldiers then bayoneted another sister of between 7 and 8 who was also in the room the last murders in the house were of Haas two

children aged 4 and 2 the older was bayoneted and the younger split down through the head with a sword wow they just like they were just they were doing the old John Belushi thing with the kid there was a old John Belushi the bit with the samurai chef ah yes yes and that pregnant women were not spared no of course not why at this point why would even entertain the idea that anyone's get yeah I think they just got it out they just got a trend going they got on a roll and here's another testimony from Tang Junchun the seventh and last person in the first row was a pregnant woman the soldier thought he

might as well rape her before killing her yeah he pulled her out of the group to a spot about 10 meters away as he was trying to rape her the woman resisted fiercely the soldier abruptly stabbed her in the belly with the bayonet she gave a final scream as her intestines spilled out mm the soldier then stabbed the fetus with its umbilical cord clearly visible and tossed it aside well there you go I mean this is a different kind of birth I'm really just glad that he didn't do that like really deep apology in order to like wipe all these crimes away I'm really I'm you know this is I I'm so upset after reading like

reading about this like last night it's just it's so fucking bad all right so in fact the Chinese had a specific trumpet sound that when the Japanese heard it it meant kill all Chinese the year I found out about the the whole ditch thing is that there were a thousands were led away and mass ex executed in a hole called the 10,000 corpse ditch and yeah and the estimate that they have it's anywhere from 4,000 to 20,000 it's like when you go into an old-timey candy store and there's a bunch of jelly beans in a jar and if you guess how many jelly beans are in

that jar you get a free can so if you guess all the number the amount of corpses are in a ditch you get the name in the ditch yes you get to be king of Nanking and finally the reason why people think this happened I mean it did happen it did happen why there's a lot of revisionists who say it didn't there's a little there the nationalist movement in Japan is so strong that it's and they're a legit part of it of the part of the government there oh yeah they and they're trying to there's so many it's not in the text when unit 731 was shut down one of the head doctors of unit 731 became the head of the censor bureau

well he was the ministry of textbooks like like literally they got to rewrite the textbooks yeah okay so now the people that weren't killed in Nanking you could argue the people that were killed got off lock because the other folks I mean a lot of people were killed after the horrible things I mean everybody there was there was 10 million deaths yeah so there was 10 million of in in that area it wasn't in it's not even counting what happened in Japan when we showed up yeah because when we showed up I mean we got them good yeah but the thing this is that I mean we got real good

when it comes down to it's just like I mean what's really sad is it's more like I mean they didn't technically know about all those other stuff when we did the thing that we did but thank God that we did the thing that we did I don't know what you're talking about I went to school Wisconsin it's not in our textbook yes I remember that I love Japanese people though I still think that they're beautiful people and I love their culture you know but they're just such horrible murderers and we are too we have every every culture has its own we

got the Native Americans we got the Native Americans have you seen a feather headdress I mean I I read about I read up on some Native American massacres and one time we killed 150 men women and children all right because one of them stole a horse absolutely and we cut their heads we'd stick our hand up their head and make like little of a joy like I'm your friend bear and they're like make them suck you dick so Jeff Dunham started yeah all right but let's get back to the Japanese yeah POWs they're brought to let's go to unit 731 let's go to unit 731 yeah okay so you think you've avoided death you get called off

you're hauled off to a camp everything is going terribly but you're alive and then you you visit you go to hell which is unit 731 unit 731 is arguably it's like a it's it's it's like if Joseph Mengele's workstation was like a blown up into a thing the size of Disney World yeah it's like they put their top minds into this program unit 731 that was for the testing and perfection of biological warfare yeah and as a matter of fact from the research that was done at this facility all of the scientists involved were granted immunity because America took their research from them like same thing we happen to operation

paperclip we took all of the most devious minds of this century and we employed them yeah we employed America and that's and really unit 731 did a lot for the advancements of biological biological warfare and but also but then in weird pharmaceutical ways as well but it's like let's I guess we could talk about where it was in charge of a guy guy named it was a shiro iso yeah who was in charge of it who was just you know following orders and he was giving some to and if you've seen the film men behind the sun that's what this that the entire movies based upon this and what I said before it's like we'll talk about

some of the more specific tortures but yeah let's just let's just do that before yeah yeah well it was officially known as the epidemic prevention and water purification department that's the things he also made a water for purification like system so that works really well do we think is is Britta to thank for this maybe literally maybe Britta could be the fucking like me I get fresh crisp clean water and 10 million people only 10 million people had to die for it yeah yeah I love the future oh absolutely well they did dev they had some things in common with mangal I wouldn't be surprised if this

is show character and mangling got together at some point to compare no yeah and had fucking biscuits together yeah and watch old Disney cartoons of course and just a bizarre experiments like they do by a large and they they cut the hands off of a subject and then switched the hands on the arms and then sewed them back on just and they don't use anesthesia because they never use anesthesia will affect the results what they would do is like a lot of times it's like they basically they were working on animals for a long time until finally they were like well we will get a lot more effective results if we start

using humans and so they started bringing in Chinese POWs and but your word humans does not exist they called them logs marudas the term maruda is it is it's I would say one of the most evil concepts I've ever heard on the face of the planet I'd say it's it's it's more evil than the Nazis because the Nazis at least called them Jewishly the Nazis at least said like you didn't you know like yeah they said a thing they called them a people I mean maybe it's more evil because they knew they were people and what they did to them but the Japanese the way they work is they're they're very compartmentalized they can

look at it and be like they're very much so believe that like we're here we're helping the country we're moving forward we're gonna win the war we're gonna use biological weapons to win the war and what they did was that they call these people logs and they would go to each other between things and be like how many logs did you cut today and it's like I caught I cut five logs today which was a term for by the way they thought it was funny yes that was like logs that was a joke because they told local people that it was a unit 731 was a lumber mill which that's why they called and it was I mean they did have some

laughs over there there's no doubt about well of course yeah because everyone's under sitting around there and be like he was like but yeah but they would do is a they would give these people diseases they would they would weaponize the disease and figure out different ways to give it to them it's like anthrax and smallpox and like varied and highly infectious like diseases and then they would if the disease tick hold and then they would just slice them up and with no anesthesia they would tie them down and they said that you could hear for miles that people screaming like I'm not dead yet like don't don't don't cut me

don't cut me I'm not dead yet and they would come because they believe that the anesthesia would affect how the disease was working right so they would just cut them open and read through like look through their guts and see where the see where the biological weapons traveling through the body and organ by organ they said one person's organs were swelling bleeding and disintegrating before them a good sign and then yeah oh this works well yes and they would do vivisections on people constantly and with men women children 70% Chinese and then the movie men behind the Sun there is a scene in which a vivisection is

being done to a young boy and there is a rumor that it was he actually human body was used which is a very vivid scene and then there was another scene where they fed a cat to a room filled with rats and the rats just killed this cat they said well that definitely happened they fed a real cat to these rats but they said that they drug the cat out of its head before doing it so didn't even know but it's still just like guys they drug let's calm down yeah all right you know I should have a thousand doing this kind of stuff you can see what's a vivisection vivisection is cut it's it is a fancy term for taking a knife and cutting

someone's belly open okay yeah and so it's playing well you know when you dissect a frog sure that's a visit action yeah but literally like the most chilling part of the movie behind men behind the Sun is that like after the cat scene and then they there's also very true when they did the pressure chambers they would put people in pressure chambers and increase the pressure just to see when they pop you know just to see when that's the thing what what are you learning about yes people would pop and this is the research that we took from them because it was and literally I was watching a

documentary a scientist being like you know because you just can't get that kind of research information here in the states like yeah I know because we're not there was a great monsters there was a very interesting YouTube clip that Henry sent all of us and it's 20 minutes long and one of the guys who was at 731 came to apologize but there was another fellow which is also just like blows my mind that's what they and they're like this means a lot they're coming to apologize and it's like you should be getting fucking money you should be getting something there's no money but there's another character in this

documentary who was living like a king drinking beer eating Kobe beef no remorse no apology and so would you do it again he's like yeah I do it again in a heart it was like his glory days did you watch that I wasn't able to watch it this guy's a monster he was like if the Nazis were persecuted it's like if you saw Himmler hanging out at fucking you know getting fondue at the melting pot and him just going like I love the Seguda you know like just smiling and laughing with a girl sitting on his lap there's another torture scene that I have no idea what medical thing this was supposed to solve there's a woman she's

tied up her arms these are all true these are things that happened yeah a woman's tied up she's outside I think it was very very freezing temperatures 10 hours yet 10 hours outside a man just continually throws cold water in her hands icicles forming knocks off the icicles does that for 10 hours they bring her inside dip her hands into a slightly warmer temperature lift up her hands and then the doctor just pulls her hands right off of her bones yes her muscles are just like oh look it's pink evening groves yeah he just gives her just gives her a reverse glove and he just tears her hands her yes the scariest

part is that afterwards it's like they're listening to officers like oh yakuza I bet you 10 beers that you couldn't you can't get two live specimens for the end of the day oh well if it's female specimens you know that yakuza will be able to do it you're like laughing you know it's like super Japanese he's the worst racist there's like a bunch of like little boys in it or just like we just want to do it's good for Japan or just like you know that they're not human they're like it is true these most of these kids like the guy that came to apologize to these to the group of Chinese that he

viciously murdered he was 13 years old at the time when he was watching this woman get her hands removed and watching people go into pressure cookers yeah you're 13 years old I was just you know really getting into us playing magic playing magic you know getting into Batman things like that and this man was just learning how what it takes to make a person shit their intestines like that all kinds yes some of the other experiments subjects were deprived of food and water to determine how long it took them to starve to death oh that's normal they were experiment upon to determine the relationship between

temperature burns and human survival they were placed in centrifuges in spun to death how cool would it have been though if as a human race like none of this stuff killed us yeah you just sit in a pressure cooker just one dude just did it forever and he just like harness the power and he came out he just like busted open the doors you're gonna be an x-man yeah that would have been better if that was real yeah x-man would I mean I think that if we there were x-men they could have stopped I mean I suppose that's what they that's magneto story right he was a Jewish yeah it's constant you can't get so angry that he

learned how to get a little control magnets yeah this is a thing um no there's none of that there's no help for humankind no we're just spinning towards a grave yes we are we're doing it to ourselves they also and no wonder the aliens keep looking and avoiding us mm-hmm well you know I mean when you're injecting humans with animal blood and injecting them with seawater just to see what happens they don't like it turns out I mean I feel like every one of these pieces of researchers ends with that sentence they didn't like they didn't like it didn't love it and none survived none you don't like I feel like it's a

thing again it's just like what what good is it if none of them survive none of them this is one of them they just remove the stomach and then attach the esophagus to the intestines yeah just to see justice just to see it's like a gay not a game of operations you know and they're just laughing about it you look it looks funny there's a you yeah it looks really weird and I used our project it's like me photoshopping they didn't like how I do photoshop dumb shit on the computer they tied people to stakes just threw grenades at him yeah shot him with flamethrowers just to see what would

happen like how long does it take to burn alive with the flamethrower so far away do you have oh it's two minutes very good yuck amudo do it again but that's just all the shit they did just for fun yeah goofball stuff yeah that's just goofball stuff I think the real goal of unit 731 was of course the biological war the biological warfare was pretty fucking insidious and they killed up to 300,000 Chinese using the using what they just 400,000 it's all numbers at this point you know like here it's just you know like shame on you Dahmer yeah you didn't do fuck all you know you didn't do anything if you

were work for them they would have called you a pussy yeah it would have been not for that long maybe I mean maybe he would have stepped up this game it's a problem he would have retired to a lovely career living in the living in the foothills of Mount Fuji like enjoying fine Kobe beef he would have been a scientist that's a big band I mean Dahmer was a little scientist he was a little doctor in his own right you know he just didn't have any training that's the sad thing if you would have had training and well if he wouldn't have been such a horrible alcoholic I would have stayed in college and in the army

which he was fine in both yeah until he got drunk stay in college guys stay in college if you want to be a mass martyr if you want to be a serial killer stay in college get a job with the government work in the military and you can kill whoever you want to kill yeah the Japanese were really big into the plague okay they bred plague fleas where they would in great they would infect prisoners with the plague and then they would put them in enclosed spaces and then these fleas would breed and then they shove the fleas into ceramic bombs and they would drop the ceramic bombs over targets in China so when the

ceramic bombs exploded the plague fleas went everywhere and it makes me the Chinese civilians a lot major hard-on the bubonic plague the Japanese anyway major hard-on it reminds me of the senior wicker man but the Nicholas Cage version I am I am sick it's good you know everyone listening who's working at your office job and you're having a rough day and your boss is an asshole and you can't get that Excel spreadsheet to open up properly just remember what we're doing better oh they also gave okay they also gave poison candy to children that's funny that's straight-up comedy they also do that weird thing

where they would like attach a dollar bill to a fishing line and they were just like pull you down the street they're like I got you we also got some great practical jokes and then the gum that turns your mouth black I love it instead of die the way we use it they was filled with rats blood sure all jokes start off really seriously yeah yeah and then they took out their swords and then to chop them and chop their tongue and rip their tongues out of their mouths pop their eyes oh gosh yeah oh my and that's where the fake dookie came from as well real dookie from the people shooting themselves after they were murdered and they used

anthrax typhoid dysentery cholera they also injected people with gonorrhea and syphilis and then studied the effect of Williamsburg if you want to do that oh yeah and the United States our entire alibi I mean we had we had these people we know exactly what they did we chose to let them go our alibi was that we feared that all this biological warfare would get out we'll get to the Russians mm-hmm it was cold it was more cold war shit right we took all the information garbage yeah we just we were fascinated by because they didn't got to do it themselves they wanted a new like oh you know what we could we can use we

could take advantage of these fucking this fascist governments horrible medical history we could use medical torture no we just took it and then we just let them all I don't know why we didn't just take the information and then just like imprison or murder all these people who are psychopaths we like held up our end of the bargain interesting fact the only people who actually prosecuted these unit 731 people the Russians yeah nobody nobody prosecuted them no like they were they never heard these guys they prosecuted because there were some Russian prisoners of war there and there were I mean there weren't a lot but

there was a fair amount of Americans died it unit unit 731 oh it would be thrilled to listen to they were like this guy was basically I was a reading one story but a there there was one troop of Americans that like basically the commander got cut off from the group and like lost him he was like alone in the woods and he got discovered by these guys like literally it was like he was hanging out and he saw these soldiers come up and he thought they were just like normal like soldiers so he like surrendered to them they took him straight to unit 731 and just like yikes not great yeah anyone who surrendered there

was I think I read that if you were a German POW you had a 4% chance chance of dying and if you were a Japanese POW it was at 30% yeah yeah we're messing around yeah they got every POW is just subhuman so the lesson here is don't get lost in the woods you know stick with your troop the western unit 731 yeah guy general sound isn't growing trees guys don't go out there looking for stuff like oh I'm gonna go fresh spring roll pickin no no no no no you need a no no stay out of the forests of Japan grab a rope all hold the rope at the same time because there are guys out there who still think the war is

happening yeah so let's quickly like now that we've done is it time to maybe let's go on a lighter note what I realize in researching a lot of this stuff is there are a lot of people who see this stuff and it was like man that'll make a fucking killer band name yeah so let's go through some of these some of these bands that are involved that are about genocide that are named after genocide yes yes here is a song called release me from units 731 it's gonna sound like Sarah McLaughlin I bet oh what are they saying not words it's very derivative of cannibal course how do you know they're all so exactly the same

I feel like I'm in a pressure chamber listening to that all right what's the other one they listen this this is fine no I mean it's not that wasn't that bad next we've got demise of the humanist by maruda oh it's not the same song no it's a different song similar style the guitarist is different it's on the guitars really you're listening to metals in the guitars and the drums and the orchestration of how do these guys order coffee at Starbucks all right that is maruda I said I wanted an iced vanilla like an extra shot latte that's our bass player I just don't know how you sing like that I don't know either you

could argue we have listeners of the show who perform in bands like that I really like I'm it's it's interesting I will say this I want to do something funky when I went to the yeah but I went to the monsters of metal concert or the masters of metal it's a man I saw testament they work metal musicians work their asses off yes I get I maintain that metal musicians are the best musicians in the world they're athletes really hard it's hard it's a lot of classic lows are classically trained what's banging they're doing some construction it doesn't matter I'm building a unit 731 next yeah Marcus has

an extra construction project going on we'll be recording that they're very soon guys this is the things like I just you'll feel like it's like the aerial Castro thing we're just like so the construction going on it's like the toy box killer it's like yeah sounds gonna we're gonna open up this door there's throwing something next door I don't know what all right Marcus what's another one another one this is a song about one of our subjects today okay by a band called blood tsunami oh and the song is the rape of Nanking let me get it oh okay well you know what you hear one huh I just it's a lot of sound it is

a lot of sound it is pretty fucking sweet man did it it is pretty sweet actually yeah I'm gonna have to check out these bugs you know me guys I like this band I'm still gonna say we did have a battle of the bands kind of I can't believe that there is so much complaining about this site but like you know like I understand we keep the guys in Afghanistan we keep them up all night you know like we like water boredom we don't do we don't we it's nowhere near oh it's not nearly done before in the past oh no all right one more band one more band let's go for a band called Adolf and the oh Hitler band just feel

like dancing on a platform yeah one of the YouTube comments is that it's a crime against humanity how catchy this song all right all right thank you user ghost 649 nice all right everybody well I think we have to wrap up this episode yeah guys yeah keep that in the other that's nice hey guys don't go don't go raping any towns all right don't go raping six don't do something over a six-week period that can be called a rape for the entire six weeks all right that's a lot of rape that's a month and a half too much too much maghustalations hi all me hi all game and of course hi all yourselves ever

hail Satan and may Satan never let something like this ever happen again please come on I'll pray to him nightly to make sure remind me to tell you guys about the cathars sometimes you're like oh my