Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 80: The Citizen's Hearing on Disclosure

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

The boys address the former Canadian Defense Secretary's claims that there are four distinct species of aliens working with world governments and cover the Citizens Hearing on Disclosure, a recent three day event held in Vegas featuring some of the most credible witnesses yet gathered in one place.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Why? What's your glib? That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Hey, I have a question.

Hello. Um, about, can I ask a life question? Oh yeah, sure, go for it. Um, either one of you, do you ever wear your underwear until it does it like fall off your body? Or is that, is that when you know the underwear is done? Like you can't get it off of your body? No, like, like I went to put a pair of underwear on last night, and I just put my foot through it. Like it was, I don't know, like it was phyllo dough.

Yeah. Like I had to wrap myself up like a piece of baklava. Is that what you do? No, no, no, that's Marcus, and then I am Ben, um, man, the guy to my left, he, uh, he's a little ripe today. Certified underwear tester, Henry Zabrowski. Yeah. I just feel like if you're a second guy, oh yes, we've all got loose underwear. Sure, normal underwear. And we've all got loose underwear, where the elastic is a little like, poof, poof.

Oh yeah, yeah. And it feels like Oprah's belt. Yeah, stressed out, full of work. They keep saying they're like, oh no, Oprah, this is genuine constricting leather. And she's actually a rubber band, so that she can gain and lose as much weight as she wants. Sure. She's like, these pants fit, because she's made out of rubber, all of her clothes are made to shrink to her body. Oh yeah, no, there's a bunch of fetish sites dedicated to it.

But I also think that I just don't, I just don't pay attention enough to my underwear to know that the fabric is degrading. I wear underwear until the underwear itself comes loose from the elastic, completely. See, I feel like that's grosser. I mean, I just think you gotta change your underwear, you know, just every now and again. I have literally 70 pairs of underwear. Oh good, that's good. I keep getting more, but I don't throw out the old ones. And I don't know that the old ones are old until they literally disintegrate off my body.

Well, that's fine. That's normal. Let God sort it out. That's, that's nice. You have the full circle of life, the, the life cycle of- Chill all, burn all, loot all. Sure, sure. Like, I'm like the Japanese.

You sort of, yeah, your nuts are like unit 731. Yeah, no, I go and I get, I take all my underwear and a lot of times what I'll do is I'll cough on my underwear to see what happens to it. You know, get sick, go find a bum, rub it underneath the bum's armpits, then I cut it up with a scissor, and I go scream in the way, no one can hear you. Mangala and unit 731 have nothing. Now the scientific experiments you conduct on your underwear on a daily basis. We're doing a very serious podcast today.

We do, it's all aliens all the time, we've got a whole series of things to discuss, and this one is intense. Aliens are real. It's official. It is entirely official. We've had this video posted a couple of times. It's posted on our own Facebook page, this, an admittance from the minister, a former minister of defense from Canada, who basically comes out and says like, we are working with

aliens right now. Yeah. We are working, and this kind of was a precipitory to the very beginning of the citizens' disclosure meeting that happened in Las Vegas, Nevada, outside of the Camelot casino there, the one that's like a big castle. I stayed there when I was a kid. It was great fun. Very nice.

Excelsior. Excelsior. By the way, it's called Excalibur. I'm sorry. Not Camelot. I like Excelsior's better. Of course, Henry is referring to the former minister of defense of Canada, so I'll tell you one thing, not busy, not the busiest minister of defense in the world.

Let's hear what he was up to while he was getting his massive waves of alien sightings. And of course, this elderly fellow's name is Paul Hellier, and he spoke in front of the Canadian parliament, and a lot of them mocked him, and a lot of them made fun of him, but he was saying some very powerful things. Because that's a problem. He would also, every time someone brought him a new UFO thing, he would like look at the sighting report and go, Hellier! Hellier!

Hellier! He's like the white Tyler Perry. It is. Hellier! Hellier! Hellier! You want a beer? Hellier!

You've got your bleed aliens up in the sky now! Hellier! Shit! Is that Medea? Is that what she sounds like? So cock up! Badat! I got it!

Binasa! Oh, you know I'd be wearing a dress, but I'm a man. And once again, we've gone into Miss Cleo territory, so give Henry a call at 1-800-OVER-WAIT, going to die soon. It's a long number. So let's hear some words from Mr. Hellier himself. Yes, Paul Hellier. Seeing yours, is that how you say it?

No, it's honorary Paul Hellier, not scenery. Although I was Minister of National Defense, I had sighting reports of UFOs. I was too busy to be concerned about them at the time because I was trying to unify the Army-Navy and Air Force into a single Canadian defense force, and that itself was a kind of battle to the finish, so this was not high on my agenda. Well, you know. But about ten years ago, I started getting interested due to a young man from Ottawa sending me material on the subject.

I told him I was too busy to read it, but he had confidence that someday I would. What did the odds he had sex with that guy do? What did the odds he wasn't banging this young man from Ottawa? That's the problem. Every sale time you get a tip from a young man and you are a high-powered politician, yeah, a lot of times the tip is, oh, you got to get the good ice buckets at the end of the hotel highway, but sometimes the bad ones leak. It's like, thank God, now we've got something to keep all the old Scotch. I keep a boot underneath the bed, roll around, and I like to pour Scotch all over the bed

and have my new young friend from Ottawa roll all around in the Scotch bed. I go, oh, you're my little Scotch bun, and that's how I call him. And then, oh, I play his dick like it's a flute. And by the way, he did succeed. Oh, you're like an alien to the boy. Oh, that's good, boy, yeah. You want some flapjacks? No, sir, we don't eat flapjacks anymore.

Oh, well, I made the maple syrup myself. That's an alien. Oh, that's just another young boy prostitute. Well, why don't we play abduction later on tonight, grandpa? That'll be fun. Yeah, boy, let's play a game of abduction. I want to be the alien this time. It's got a fun game.

You can't say anything. All right, you're paralyzed. I'm going to lift you from the bed. I'm going to push his flashlight right in your eyes. I'm going to take a big old funny knife and cut out your butthole. All right, let's go. They always love coming to this hotel room. Have I shown you my tall thin what?

Looks more like a gray, sir. Boom, alien jokes. All right, here's a couple minutes more into the hearing. We've completely mocked our number one source for alien information. Except for that, there are just a couple of things that we've talked about that I'd like to refer to. And one was that we were referring to them as they until this morning when Linda Bolton Howell, I think she was the first one,

actually named three different species. I don't think we can any more refer them to them as they, because they're not an amorphous mass. They are different species and consequently may have different agendas. I don't think we can say that they all have the same agenda any more than we could say that the United States of China and Russia had the same agenda. Our real interests may be very similar,

but as of now our perceived interests are still quite far apart. Absolutely terrifying. He goes on to say from here that we are actively working with three different species of aliens. He goes on to name the Pleiadians. He talks about reptilians and he talks about the Nordics, not as the, you know, the tall whites. Yeah, the tall whites just like his pecker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they were beautiful, not like all like a twisted, you know, diseased branch of an old tree. Yeah, they're what Hitler and his followers worshiped. Yes. Yeah, because they showed up and then they decided not to work with them. The Nordics decided not to work with them. Yes.

The Nordics decided not to work with the Nazis. Oh no, no, no, there's a flip. They decided not to work with the aliens. The aliens came in 1942 and offered to give them the rocket technology and they're like, no, no, no, no, you're just a bunch of space Jews. Space Jews? They called them space Jews, huh? Yeah, but I'm sure I'm saying it as nice as I could say it. Sure.

I'm sure that there is some weird cryptic one word, German word for space Jew that is something that sounds like star rat. You know, I don't want to say star rat because the NSA is listening. Perhaps that's why Hitler wanted to go to the moon so he could make little moon camps. Oh, you just want to know the moon because we all need a vacation home. Steyl-na-steyl-rat. Indeed, indeed. That's star rat in German.

Did you just look that up? Yeah. God, you're on the ball. He's good. But Paul Heller, yeah, it's very interesting stuff and he wants 90, what was that? No, he's the most high powered person to ever come out and say that aliens are real. He just came out and said it. It's tacitly agreed on.

All the governments know it. We're working with an alien. We got Glip Glop making the new family van somewhere in the Pentagon and he is not getting benefits. First of all, I think that that's a civil rights thing. I agree. If the ACLU was on that, they'd be like, oh, you mean to tell me he can't get a week's vacation? But at the same time, when Glip Glop has got to put on his plastic suit in order to pretend to be a person, he's going to Disney World, you know he's got to be hot.

And where he's from, up on Serpo, which we should have covered today. I totally forgot about. Yeah. Alien race. It's a very alien planet with a lovely group of Ewok type aliens that live on it. Okay. Now is Serpo a hot planet, a cold planet? They said it was a relatively temperate but dry planet.

Oh, okay. Sort of an Arizona-like planet. Yeah, they sucked on plants. Serpo sounds gross. Okay. They said it's like a permanent like Adobe planet. Okay. The whole planet's made out of it.

It's like Tatooine. I think they mean Tatooine. Like when they were talking about it. I think they meant to keep bringing up Tatooine. But this stuff's really crazy. It's mind-blowing. The most terrifying point of it all is when he says that they all have their different agendas. Oh yeah, because that's what we talked about.

That's to me probably the main reason why the government is not talking about aliens. This is what I believe in. What the hell are you, he wants 95%? What's 95 to 98% full disclosure and he just equates it to the idea. It's like sure you're going to be shattered. You know humans are going to be upset. Just as a child's upset when they find out the tooth fairy isn't real and Santa Claus isn't real. So you know it's going to take a small adjustment to realize that we have to be big boys now

and grow up and realize there's aliens all around us. It's a whole new level of diplomacy. It's going to take a long weekend for people to understand that there is a bunch of, there's a bunch more reality. Have a barbecue, talk it over, everything's going to be fine. Play some Scrabble, everybody just chill out. Don't worry, there's a new arrest development on the fucking Netflix. You can watch it every time you get upset. Think about the aliens, just watch your fucking favorite old show get run through the mud again

so that everyone can pretend to like it. Watch Cheers, you know, not good. No it's not. Watch the television show Cheers. The biggest show biz blowjob I've ever seen in my life and it angers me. The rest of the development, it's fun. It's a conspiracy. It's not a conspiracy.

No, just watch Cheers. No, but it's very true because that's what we were talking about. It's like there's been several, there's been mentions before we've been working with up to 12 different alien races. Each one's got a different, they have a different agendas. And there's, you know, you've got the reptilians that, I mean, their sole purpose is to fuck with David Ike and then you have the Pleiadians whose sole purpose is to like help Scorpio take people to the pyramids and built them of thousands of dollars. But I really...

For thousands of years ago. No, I'm talking about now. Oh, okay. What is the name? Oh, uh, Cobra. Cobra. Yeah, not Cobra. Cobra.

I'm sorry, not Scorpio. The Pleiadians, the Light Aliens. See, I mean, we know about this. We did an episode on it about that. Of course, we know about Cobra, of course. Who was our savior before we found Lord Royale. Yeah, by the way, praise Lord Royale. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much for today. You know, we have an edit tornado hit Brooklyn in a week. And I just want to say thank you so much for that Lord Royale. You're a wonderful man. I'm just wondering what the Canadians did to deserve all those floods. Because obviously, Royale did it. Oh, no doubt. We'll have to ask him when we get him on air.

I'm sure we can find him. Just keep housing those evil beavers. Yes. That's the problem is that beavers are their agenda. That's what no one's talking about with the government as far as I'm concerned. That's very, very true. So all of this leads to discussion of Dr. Stephen Greer, which we talked about, who put together the serious documentary about the tiny alien baby. Yes.

That he quote unquote found. But it's, which was an incredible documentary that's really the perfect example of everything is going on a modern UFO theory right now. So if you haven't watched it, watch it. It's great. But Dr. Stephen Greer, who also believes he could speak with aliens by shining lights at UFOs and he thinks that they have psychic congress with them. Sure. Which I was listening to a Coast to Coastist. I forgot his name.

The guy who was the former editor-in-chief of UFO magazine, he's like, Dr. Stephen Greer runs a cult in a cult. He doesn't like them. He hates them. That's one thing I've also, like, this specific research bout I went through, they all hate each other. Right. All of the different UFOs I'll just hate everybody else. Well, they're fighting for a very small piece of the pie here.

Yeah, for that tiny piece of a pie filled with dead flies. Oh, yeah. That's a good pie. I mean, that's what you get when there's an entire scientific field based purely on speculation. Yeah. I mean, pseudoscience. I mean, I'm not going to say that. I will not say that.

But nonetheless. Okay. So the Citizen's Disclosure meeting started on May 13th. It was led by Dr. Stephen Greer, and this was an opportunity to get some of the highest caliber, like, most, what's the term? Like, we're getting high-profile alien witnesses and abductees. Not just local yokels. Credible. Yeah, they're credible.

These are people who are showing up, and they're putting their reputations on the line to talk about some cockadoo stuff. Well, I don't know if they would appreciate that cockadoo term. No, but you know what I mean? Like, when you show up and you're like, you know, and when he laid me down on the table and he stuck his finger in me, like, you can't be a curl when you're taken seriously after you've been raped in a starship. It seemed to me like there's a lot of new information coming out right now. Obviously, this hell-year situation was different than the Citizen's Disclosure hearing. But he did the keynote speech for that.

He sent in, well, he sent in a video. He's very old. Yeah, exactly. And so he sent in a video, and one of the, there's a couple of really compelling stories that came out of the Citizen's Disclosure Act. First of all, I would also say go to Citizen'sDeclosure.org. I believe that's a website. CitizenHearing.org. CitizenHearing.org.

And honestly, I would say give them money. Like, I want to give them money. You're going to say give them money. Give us money. Well, give us money. Why are you making them money before you make us money? Well, these are people that are actually going to make a difference in the world. Oh, yes, I see.

Never mind. Let's get through some of these stories. Yes, let's hear some of these wonderful stories. Well, first of all, so everyone knows, the Citizen's Hearing on Disclosure, what it actually was is that they hired former congressmen to come to this. That's the most sketchy thing of the whole thing is that they paid these congressmen $20,000 a pop to show up. Yeah.

But a couple of them were, I mean $20,000 isn't even that much money when it comes to taxes. So they seem relatively convinced for $10,000. Yeah, because the whole thing is sort of a, it's like a practice run for when they actually get to the point of going in front of Congress and testifying. Yes. But I mean, I support it fully. It's a great one. It's really cool.

Like what they get, the caliber of witnesses that they get is unparalleled. It's pretty amazing. So what was the name of this first guy we're going to talk about? So this first guy, I mean, they had everybody possible, but a lot of military guys. And the military store that like really jumped out at me was a former 25-year Peruvian Air Force pilot. His name is... Clinko Martinez. Oh, Clinko Martinez.

Very good. Every time he gets out, just a bunch of coronas pop out of his fucking... I hope your eyes like papayas. Interesting. I mean, not that far off. It's Colonel Oscar Santa Maria. Ooh, I like Oscar Santa Maria. Santa Maria just sounds like a thing he said when he saw the alien.

Yes. In 1980... Santa Maria! Look at the... Oh, no, I did have to buy bananas. You know, flying with bananas is dangerous. It's bananas. Part of the banana family.

Yes. I don't... I really don't know the difference in the place. I'm a part of the George Clooney family. Just being a human. Yeah. Sort of. So in 1980, Colonel Oscar Santa Maria was ordered to take off and shoot down...

I was fucking, by the way. From head to bar and like, what's your name? Oscar Santa Maria. It just sounds like a guy who's wearing like a scarf for a belt. Oh, definitely. Yeah, why not? Why not? We call those sashes.

I forget. Yes. He was ordered to take off and shoot down a sphere-shaped UFO that was in restricted airspace near an airbase. The encounter lasted more than 20 minutes. He said, quote, these were 22 minutes where we went up and down. It went around and it was trying to avoid me while I was pursuing it and I was trying to fire. When I first fired, these were bursts of 30 millimeter shells. A single one can destroy a truck.

And I shot... He's just shooting plantains. Just shooting with plantains out of the... It can destroy a whole forest of bananas. It was amazing. He said that he shot 64 and nothing happened at all. He said the possibility of not hitting my target was practically impossible. He said, I've won awards for marksmanship and that's why they sent me up there to chase this thing.

And the possibility of missing it was zero. And this thing was 30 feet in diameter, had a dome on top. No engine, wings or windows. And he said, I tried different positions when it went up and had supersonic speed. When I moved to the side of the UFO at 1.3 Mach, it stopped. And then in a matter of seconds, it achieved Mach 1.2 with no engines whatsoever on the outside. And he said that's something that absolutely nobody can do. And he said when he landed, he met with intelligence officers.

They looked at all the catalogues to see what possible spy object that might have been. But there was nothing similar. Like a military Sky Mall they were looking at? They were like, let's flip through it. This one looks like a lightsaber. This is pretty cool. It's not the dog feet warmer. It's not our fake Bigfoot statues.

I love that fake Bigfoot statue though. I want to buy one. Tom, can you buy me one? One day, I will purchase everything in Sky Mall. I love Sky Mall. Because I've never met anybody with the movie glasses. No, I never have and I want to. No, of course not.

Those people ride first class. If you know someone reads Sky Mall, if they've got movie glasses, and where they go, they can unroll a putting green. Because I'll tell you, they sell so many great putting greens in that Sky Mall. So they looked through the catalog of military things. They looked and they found absolutely no technology in the entire world that was similar. But on the other hand, I think this is interesting because in Peru, as we all know from our research into ancient alien technology,

that Peru is where the Mayans are also where the, what are they called? They found the tiny airplanes. They found the tiny airplanes, the Nazca lines. Those are also in Peru. Which is also very interesting. You just can't tell what it is except you're from space. You have to know that you're making something that's going to be seen from the sky. Yeah, there's a lot of UFO activity around Peru

and has been for hundreds of thousands or thousands of years. A lot of this activity is connected to natural water sources. That's a big thing. That's why civilizations were built there. Civilizations were built there because the water was easy to be found. It's in the middle. It's like jungle, then desert, then mountain. They just wanted to find a place where they could just stick their foot in the ground and get it wet.

Right, because that makes sense. Which is always like, so you just wonder, how did people stop in the Middle East? How did anybody stop in the desert and choose to live? To live. At one point it wasn't a desert. And then it's like, if you go and then it's just like, well, my mama's there. I can't believe it all the time.

You know what's the song? He is getting drier and drier up in here, yacht mood. Yeah, I enjoy that you completely got yourself out of having to do a Middle Eastern accent by just faking themselves. All right, I think it's better that we just stick with that. Oh, Parmesan cheese. They don't use Parmesan. I don't even, I'm sorry.

They use goat cheese. I'm not a diplomat. God, I just wish somebody busted through this door and be headed to you right then. This is a great story because it's a dog fight with the UFO. Yes, it's great. And it sounds like the UFO is just kind of like playing around. Playing around. He knows, whoever's inside knows that there's no way that this primitive technology can hit him.

It's great. There's a lot of the same behavior seen and another thing that's covered at the, what's at the citizens disclosure hearing, which is commonly referred to as the Roswell of the UK. It's the Rendlesham Forest Incident. And they had two of the, basically, the events took place on a U.S. Air Force base that was stationed in England. Again, the same exact thing. It was kind of in the Stonehenge area, like what they were talking about. It's like, it's a natural water foundation.

But the other thing was, another, a lot of people talk about the gigantic burst of sightings that happened after humans got the ability to harness atomic power. Once we figured out how to drop the bomb, we started seeing aliens all over the place. And then we were having a discussion last night, pretty boo-soaked. But we were saying, like at each other, top volume, that it's just a matter of maybe just perception changed and we started seeing more of them. But there's something connected with nuclear armaments. Well, now this is something that I was just thinking about.

As far as, it seems like these technologies, these aliens, have an unbelievable ability to just avoid all, like they're just like, they seem like they can avoid and their defenses are extremely high. But do they have any military capability? Do they come down here to get our nuclear technology? No, I think we just came down here to just, it's just a part of maybe, it's like the civilization has come online to begin. It's the steps of either, the more new-agey idea is that we're either headed towards our ultimate destruction or it's the first steps toward galactic travel and atomic power is like the first step towards that.

And that if we don't change our ways, that we'll just destroy ourselves because it's just kind of this idea that we, like every race has these pinnacle things, every species of every intelligent life, like all over the universe, like comes to these sort of crossroads where they can either destroy themselves or evolve. And that all starts with you people. So take a look in the mirror. Yeah. Put on some Michael Jackson.

Put down the burger. Put down the burger. But it does seem like their defensive capabilities are always better than their offensive capabilities because I've never once heard of an alien spacecraft bomb in, you know, Idaho. Yeah, so this is again, so the Rendlesham Forest, there was an Air Force base there. It was housing nuclear weapons. And basically we watched, like at the citizen's closure, they had a man there who was a guard at the base. His name was Peniston.

Peniston. Peniston. I know it sounds like Penistown. But I will say his name is Peniston, John Peniston, and his supervisor Charles Halt. And they had one of the most detailed descriptions ever of a UFO landing. Essentially they were on guard duty. They saw lights out in the forest. Again, it's a nuclear base, so the alarms were raised very quickly.

They went out to look for it. And basically Peniston came up to, now I can't help but think of Peniston. Peniston. What's going on Peniston? That's fine. So when Peniston approached the craft, he found that it was a triangle. It was 9.8 feet on each side. Okay.

And then he touched it and it felt like glass. And basically he shows all his original notes that were, it is cool to the touch, making no sound. You're also, you seem like you're describing a Cambodian slave boy as well, which is kind of interesting. Cool to the touch did not make a sound. We had different trips. Delicate of finger work. Indeed. And then he also etched in his notepad the weird writing that was on the side of it, which is also this like strange triangle with two circles on either side of it.

It was incredibly eerie and like basically showed up. They looked at it and then zipped out like it just left. They came back the next day, the next day. So they went back. They reported their officer like to their higher ups. Basically saying, we saw this thing. They're like, well, we don't know what it is. It didn't, it didn't set off any like a bomb so we don't give a shit what it is.

It happens again the next day. Basically one of his supervisors, Charles Holt, is like, fuck this. I want to see it. I want to see the fucking alien. So they went out and he followed a blue light out into the forest. And the idea is that he brought all this radiation gear out with them. And basically the site of the first, the first landing, which first of all he took casts of the landing indents. Like these like weird circle marks in the ground.

And that he has, I mean, they just, I mean, they look like paper mache ball sacks. Yeah, they're just holes there. It could have been his weird, sapphic, erotic. You think he's put his nuts in the soil. But I just say that. You think that's happening? Big, beautiful, thick nuts. Okay, good.

Plump. I find it interesting that you went with nuts instead of breasts. Oh my god. Something you want to say. Something you want to say, Henry. It's fine. Do you know this hell-year character personally? Have you ever been to his hotel room?

Hell-year. Hell-year. So I, so they went and he followed this light out. And one of the more interesting things is it's like, so as far as the Citizens Disclosure Act, they were telling the story. John Peniston now has, god damn it. John Peniston. Peniston. Peniston.

It's, it's Peniston. How many times, how many times have you heard Peter's tell? So he went at the Citizens Disclosure hearing and he was talking about basically, since that day he has been diagnosed with very severe, I forgot, with like, he's apparently riddled with cancer. A bunch of cancer. The government will not, the US government will not release his medical records from the time it was happening. It happened in 1980. They won't release the entire medical records while he was serving at that US Air Force Base in England. But they'll release some, some of the records, but specifically not the records of during this site.

Just that time period. Which is very bizarre. From 79 to 82. Yeah. When he served there. And it's like, he can't get his benefits. It's like, it's becoming a legal matter, but they're like, it's classified. And they're like, why the fuck is it classified?

Like, it doesn't make any sense. Right. Basically, because he was heavily debriefed when this whole thing went down. He said that, they gave him truth serum. They gave him sodium pentothal, which is like, he says, he doesn't remember what happened. A lot of them were just like, there was apparently a lighthouse a bunch of miles from there. And they're like, you saw lights from the lighthouse. And he's like, no, I touched a UFO.

And they're like, you saw lights from a lighthouse. No, no. Touched a UFO. Oh my God. I saw lights from the lighthouse. And then exactly as the, as the commander slowly pulls a gun pointed at his face. There's a branch of the US government called the OSI. Was it OSI or was it US or UK?

OSI is the, and that's the intelligence organization that predates the FBI and the CIA. Yo, no, no, I think, or is that the CSS? There is a bunch of these fucking guys. It's the same thing with the NSA. We're just like, what do you do? You want to go to the NSA and be like, hey, y'all, what exactly goes on in here? And they're like, come with me. What?

The Department of Acronyms. That would be good. Oh my God. And they open up, the NSA opens up their back like vaults. And it's just Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. Come with me. You'll see. This is beautiful.

So we're going to play some of, so Charles Holt went out to investigate this UFO. He was, it's pretty crazy. He video recorded the, he audio recorded the entire sighting. And this is some snippets from it. Right at this position here, straight ahead in between this red light again. Watch straight ahead off left left right there. So there it is. Hey, I see it too.

What is it? We don't know, sir. It's a strange, small red light. You'll see on maybe a quarter to half an hour, maybe a quarter and a half. And that's where Charles is. The light is gone now. It was approximately 120 degrees through outside. Is it back again?

Yes, sir. So we've got the flashlight set. Let's move on to the range of the terrain so we can get a better look at it. See if we can get the star scope on it. It's still there. All the binary animals have gotten quiet now. Yeah, we're having about 110 to 120 degrees from the side out through to the clearing now. Still getting a reading on the meter.

About two clicks. Three to four clicks. Getting stronger. Now it's coming up. Hold up. There we go. Four foot off the ground. I just turned the meter off.

I've got to say that again. About four feet off the ground. About 110 degrees getting a reading of about four clicks. Yes, sir. Yeah, I think it's something other than the ground. I think it's something valuable. It's a tree, right? We had fun the first night, but we've seen more than 150 or 200 yards from the site.

Everything else is just deathly calm. There's no doubt about it. There's some type of strange flash and moonlight ahead. Still, I saw y'all contingent too. Weird. It appears that you may be moving a little bit this way. Yes, it's right. It has been.

Still, it's coming this way. It's definitely coming this way. Because of the shine off. There's no doubt about it. This is weird. And that was just the first. Basically, this whole tape is 20 minutes long, and I just want to go again to the very end. So one thing they were saying is that while this light was raising up and coming at them,

is that it was dripping. It looked like it was dripping other lights coming off of it, which is really weird. And this is the, when it basically disappeared for a little while, and then it showed up again right on top of them. Yeah, it's, it's, it's really, and that is, it's just real. These are the most credible people that you could have talking about this. These are guys that worked as security guards for a top secret nuclear base. Like it's not even on, it's not even just like hanging out in Georgia.

It's like you're in another country. These are the, the John, John Penestown had worked for seven years. It was a seven year veteran. All right. All right. I just think you, you know, really with that, with the radio communication, anything sounds very intense. I would like to have the, hear them have the conversation of who farted?

Who farted? Who farted? Coming in first. Who farted? Who farted wins? Who farted wins? That must be an extreme military violation to fart instead of a cockpit. All right.

It's very offensive. But that was some of the more illuminating things from the citizens disclosure hearing. They also talked a lot about just Roswell in general. It's, it's real. The phenomenon is real. It's happening. It's the one thing that is real for definite. But yeah.

So there's a bunch of different, bunch of different things going on with aliens right now. Do we want to discuss the more religious angle? I'd say let's save that. You want to save it? Let's save it. Okay. Let's save it.

Yeah. Yeah. Because we've got, we could talk a lot about that. The whole thing. The religious angle. Like that's a whole different episode. Because really, I mean, that's why this, this story, this sort of idea of aliens has become full, has come full circle.

Everybody with all, all different ideologies and all different walks of life are very interested in the alien conspiracy. Well, I also like the idea of like Dr. Steven Greer is very much of this idea that the aliens are here to help us. Right. And then there is other ufologists who are just like, where are their lab rats? You know? Yeah.

But it's, and I like the, we were talking about a little bit, we'll briefly talk about the fact that, you know, ufologists, ufologists are shunned by the scientific community. There's no one less respected by anyone in society than the religious UFO experts who believe that aliens are angels or demons. Yes. I mean, just look at the Nephilim. Yeah. It's in the Bible.

There was a, I remember reading this one thing where it's just like, and the angels made it with humans. They made giants. And he knows like, why don't there no more giants? Because everybody can see a giant that have to be smaller, they have to make themselves smaller. Think about it. The exact logic they're like, why aren't there giants anymore?

Because they stop being giants. They stop being giants. I see. You make that choice. I get it. There aren't any giants anymore because there aren't giants anymore. You're in giants. All right guys.

Well, I'm right here. Please leave me alone. We want to hear some hard evidence of real alien channeling. Let's hear some hard evidence. But Henry, I want to ask you really quick. What is your thoughts? What do you think the aliens are coming down here for? A piece?

Just anal probes to help us out, to destroy us? What are the aliens? These are another, I think aliens are just another just sort of innocuous phenomenon of the universe. They may or may not have an agenda. I mean, I'm sure that they do. I'm sure anything that's conscious and is looking at another conscious species has some kind of idea of what's going on.

But I think largely they look at us like a bunch of pink blobs that they cannot understand. And so they, or, I mean, my nuttiest, I think my nuttiest belief system is that I think that we could be working with aliens. I think that we've got, I think we've got Gleep Glop. We've got Gleep Glop working. Like and he is sitting in there and he's, but that's the thing is that he's just working on new iPods and he's just like, you know, everyone hates the graph search on Facebook. He's working on it.

He's from Pleiades. So whenever you're listening to that entire Shania Twain collection you have on your iPod, thank Gleep Glop. Thank Gleep Glop. He did it. He's allowing you to do that. I think there's a lot, and I think that we, the main problem is that there could be some sort of communication going on where they show up because I know that there's an idea

of like, I think we were talking before with the blue book and the red book and the yellow book and they would show up and he's like, here's the history of humankind and they'll show them this thing and like, show them the whole history of the universe and they're like, we got the voice, you know, like, I'm talking about the Christina Aguilera show. Oh, the voice. Yeah. You want to watch the voice? We've got all the TV that you could want and he's just like, we traveled the galaxy

to come here. We love your TV. That's what Nick and Phong's. Nicki Minaj is like super cool. She's on the voice. She's on the voice, you know, getting stoned with aliens. They're like, I never knew I could be so groovy. So you're saying-

When you had to do clip cloppers, you just got to loosen up and dance a little bit. Right. Becky will never like me. I don't have a penis. Well, she might like you. It's a new kind of girl out there. So they gave us nuclear technology and we're giving them bad reality television. They gave us Wi-Fi.

Okay. I think that they- It seems like a fair trade-off. We stole it from them, like their spaceship landed at Roswell and we took it and we built it up and then there may have been one alive, one alien alive and he was just like, I'll give you all the secrets and I think he just made- All the streaming porn you could want. I just think he's been giving them the run around for 60 years.

He's been singing like a canary. No, I'm sure he's like, we'll just, you know, we'll, I'll just give them porno and bad reality TV and I won't tell them the true secrets of what I can do. The most important lesson is that the universe is a lot bigger than we thought it was and it's not, actually it's not bigger, it's deeper. It's that there is, I don't know if it's intrinsic meaning, but I think that there are many dimensions and I think that it's, fuck you, Jesus, you laughing me? I'm not laughing.

I'm not laughing. I mean, I'm laughing because I just like determined it's not bigger, it's deeper. Like that's what I would tell a woman if I had like a super tight vagina. If you're a chick, I'd say there was like a super tiny type which was like, it's not bigger, it's deeper though. You know, it'd be like, it's not a grower, it's a shower, just got to get in there and really figure it out. But I, it's, there's something to it.

It's the same thing with the idea of elemental magic, when you, you can control your environment apart of what aliens kind of show us is that you, you have to, it's, it's the first thing is to sort of open your perception and that's how you can change the universe. These aliens have kind of harnessed probably this idea that there is a direct connection to, to the thing that goes inside of it, like our psychic energy to how the universe functions and then like maybe that's a part of where they're, God knows, maybe it's gravity, however they're flying their spaceships or poking through universe and like the dimensional fucking fabric in order to pop into our world.

Wormholes. Wormholes. Wormholes. It's wormholes. I really do believe that wormholes are the most plausible explanation or the most plausible way into interstellar travel. It's, it's, it's quite possible, but the idea is what they're also talking about now is the strapping a bomb to the back of a, of a rocket ship and just shooting, exploding

the bomb and then it shoots the rocket ship up. Huh. Sounds dangerous. Oh. Well, if we ever want to get late again, let's just move on from this conversation. What do we got? We have some more, we have one more thing to listen to. Now guys, we've covered a lot of serious stuff.

I think this is probably the most serious stuff that we'll cover today. We did make Helly-era pedophile. He was, I mean, just, he said, I guess the boy was a bitch. He said boy. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you can have a 22 year old boy. Oh, you can have a 40 year old boy.

Yeah. Well, it's more like attitude. Yeah. He's gonna be a 48 year old boy if you gotta know, skip to your stuff. Sure. Yeah. I think once, you can't be a boy after 25. Age is just a number.

You know. I'm just a little bar. You're a 55 year old man at the sit-go. Intrigued. So, this is, so when alien entity finally decided to speak out loud, and I hope all of you are mentally prepared to hear this. It's pretty shocking stuff. Get prepared.

Don't tell people to take their clothes off. Don't not take your clothes off. Damn it. Oh, no, we lost the feed. It started out like with me, kind of like the gifts of tongues. And once I met them, it just, everything, whether there's more to it, you can go and make that letter into a box, you know, and just kind of fine tune. So, the basic form would be like, there's no core to it, it's easy to know what core

is to it. And that was, I'm placing a blessing on all the listeners right now, then to go into their language and be more like, this is how you order a soy ventilate in alien language. It just sounds like what's his name from enemy mine. Oh, yeah. Yeah, just that like clicking, it just sounds like a guide, like a Spanish guy trying to speak Chinese. Trying to speak Mandarin, but like faking it.

Probably yeah, he's just sipping on a milkshake and just like gurgling through a milkshake. I mean, but still it sounds more, it's a romantic language, right behind French. That's good, what did you, what did you say, Gaigor? I don't know, I hope I didn't call some aliens here. I think you did. I think you just called a bunch of aliens a bunch of dipshits. Oh, Henry! You're here!

You're here! I mean, I will say though, it's more convincing than any speaking in tongues that I've ever heard. I agree, I actually really thought that was awesome. Tungo-waka-toe-ko-pikata-laka-sigabaka-laka-bal-toe, get that bun! And Marcus apologized for you calling them a dipshit, so I think we're gonna be fine. The world's at peace, everyone, so don't worry about it. And yeah, in a later episode, we'll get into the alien, the more religious angle of the

alien theories. The only true religion. Satanism? Hail Satan, everybody. Thanks so much for listening. I'll gain the truth is in my fucking shoes. It's not in your shoes. I made it fun.

Magustalations. Magustalations. Magustalations. I don't even know how the truth would be in your shoes. If it's written on my feet, you gotta be a bit of a fetishist, enjoy. My toenails are painted. Let's get out of here. All right, all right.

Hail yourselves, everybody. We'll talk to you soon.