Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 82: Secret Societies

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

The world of secret societies is revealed, from the Bilderberg Group to the Tri-Lateral Commision and ending in the place where all the elite go to play: Bohemian Grove.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? Your thing, George J.B.B. George J.B.B.B. Are you implicating our former president in 9-11? I know for a fact that I'm just going to go ahead and say that 9-11 was a black mass. Are we recording, Marcus? Yeah.

Oh my god, people just heard that? Welcome to the show, everybody. I better call the council of foreign relations because it's covered up immediately. It's the last podcast on the left. I am Ben Kissel. With me is always we have Marcus Parks. That is Marcus Parks. And then I am Ben Kissel. And then with, I usually say you first. So this whole thing got screwed up.

There's a guy on my left. Come get your hot dogs. Are these slinging hot dogs? I'll get your hot dogs. Hot dog salesman, Henry Zabraus. Hot dogs? How long have you been a hot dog salesman for, Henry? I've fucking seven minutes. Seven full minutes?

Just started it. Have you sold any yet? No, no, you know, because it's just imaginary. You know, I don't have any. You don't have any hot dogs? No, I'm busting this open. That's what this whole fucking podcast today is about. It's about not hiding behind illusions.

Right. It's not hiding behind characters like normal. This is the real me. That's you. Henry Zabrowski. Hide yourself. Take the secrets out of the closet. And put them on a bed.

And put the lights on the bedroom. And see the secrets that are on top of the bed. This is what happens when we record late. And Marcus and Henry have had a full day of research. A full day of pantless research today. That's correct. Secrets are out the window. We're exposing a little thing we like to call secret societies.

Lukey spooky secret societies. They're going down today. Henry tells. One at a time. One at a time. The only way to take down a secret society. One at a time. I will verify that I was naked in that picture I posted on the Facebook page.

No, you were. There's a picture on the Facebook page. Marcus posted of him. The research center for last podcast. And then Henry also posted a picture of his research center. I was researching. Yes. And your naked leg was in it.

What is wrong with your foot? It was just a bad shot of the foot. It's just your foot. A bad shot of the foot. It was just a picture of your foot. I spent two hours playing basketball. Right. Henry walked into the studio today limping.

And I was like, what did you do? Play basketball? And I said, yes. Two hours. For two whole hours. I can't believe basketball players do it. For how long of the games? Six hours?

Something like that. Yeah, about six hours. I'm not really sure. No. So when you were playing basketball today, well, let's. I just heard my groin muscle. Okay. And did you make some layups?

Did you make some shots? I did. Okay, good. It took you like 35 minutes to make a single shot. Exactly. Of course, that's Jackie Zabrowski. I'm not counting minutes. He asked if I made one.

Right, and you did make one. I did make one. Again, secrets busted. That's right. That's right. Framing the information is the name of the game. That's correct. I agree.

Secret societies out of the shadows. That's right. Arguments on your terms. Into the streets, out of the shadows. Let's get the first one out of the shadows here, Henry. Which one do you want to discuss to start us off? Okay, so I did some real readings. We got some fun stuff for you today, but also, I kind of got deep.

I kind of got deep in there. Were you naked when you started your research or did you just slowly peel off your clothes? That's how I do my research. Where do you go? That's how I research. You start clothes and then peel away? Is what Beethoven did. I don't know.

Beethoven would do, he did everything naked. No, no, no, no. He would have been arrested. He would have been killed. Did I just read that in a porno magazine about Beethoven? No, you just read that in your brain skull and then your words just said it. So I researched what, basically, I wanted to research current secret societies and how they are affecting our public life today.

In 2013, how they're affecting us now. Because now we have, because we're going to cover a lot of stuff. Of course, it started with a way, way back machine with the Bavarian Illuminati. Bavarian Illuminati. Which was in Germany in the 1600s and even before that when the reptilians first combined with human blood in order to create the super strength that formed the super secret groups like the Galileans and the original, the Hittites. We know, we know, get on.

I know, I know, I know. But what I wanted to start from is true documented secret societies that are going on in society today. And so the first one I want to cover real quick is the Bilderberg group. Now is it possible that the Bilderberg group is meeting as we speak this evening? They already met two months ago. Okay. They already met, they do a meeting about once every two years.

What it is, it's a super secret meeting of... Jews. No. Reptiles. It's reptiles. That's even worse, Henry. No, no. This is, it is various European dignitaries and titans of industry and like, you know,

Steve Jobs would go when he was like, you know, of this realm. Right, right. And people go all the time. And then Peter Jennings went once. Okay. They go and they, they go and they meet in these super secret locations and they have these, what they call open discussions. Now specifically...

I feel like you really gave Peter Jennings a lot of credit there, by the way. The news anchor Peter Jennings... No, because I was the one that stuck out on me. Jennings, of all the people, I can't believe they got that news man from the TV. But we're talking about when, when we're going to talk about Bohemian Grove a little bit more, Harry Shearer went to Bohemian Grove. Harry who? The guy from, this is Spinal Tap.

Oh, Harry Shearer. Yeah. Yeah, we'll get into the roster of Bohemian Grove later on. Okay, I apologize. So let's get into the Bilderberg group two months ago. So there, there's three central real groups that operate behind the shadows that are not just the CIA and the NSA. First of all, NSA, go fuck yourself.

Sure. I'm just going to put that out there. I got the bomb! I got the bomb! Come get me! This is public record, so... It didn't work! I'm fairly certain the drones have hovered overhead as we speak.

That's great. So it's the Bilderberg group, it's a council on foreign relations and this trilateral commission. Sure. Right? Which are all, the reason why they're considered secret societies is because there's no direct roster of all who's involved. Okay. There's a lot of like, you know kind of who's there, but you don't know who's in all of

the meetings. Right. There's no roll call. There's no... There's no roll call. There's no notes of the meetings. Because the whole point of these meetings is that they have this thing called open-ended discussion, which is nobody writes anything down in the meetings.

So it encourages free talking. So everyone will show up. I actually quite enjoy that. I've seen that, yeah, because they're saying, you know, like that's where they could finally get off their chest. Because you know what? We're going to get these monkey people to build new pyramids. Yeah.

Again, we're going to take it easy. We can finally say that. Yeah. You know Peter Jennings brought a flip camera, brought his iPhone and tried to whip that out of one of these meetings. You mean tell me. We can't say anything we want here. No, Peter.

No, Peter. But thanks so much for coming. I gotta tell you, I don't like arrested development. Whoa! Hey! Someone get that on record. Somebody get that on record. He's going to be blacklisted from the industry.

I don't like it. Well, you're not hip, Peter. You're not hip at all. So if I asked you, the Bilderberg Group, Council on Foreign Relations and the third one, Trilateral Commission, what's the major difference between these three? All right. So the Bilderberg Group is essentially dealing with, it deals with European union things and corresponding, European union stuff corresponding to like NATO agreements and stuff with America.

And what is a real document that came out, now normally what people say is like it's just a friendly discussion. Like people get together so old friends can fucking chancellors can slap each other on the back and fucking, you know, Bono will be there and they'll be like, Bono, see you dick. And he's just like, all right, all right. You know, that's pretty good. That's how he sounds.

Yeah. Yeah. I've heard you too. Generally they talk about like gigantic issues that all these countries have to deal with where it's like. So more global issues. The Bilderberg Group deals with like the symposium this year was all about food supply. Okay.

And they were all talking about, you know, the certain areas, it's kind of where the Monsanto thing started with getting flown into this idea of making GMO based foods in order to feed, you know, millions and millions and millions of people. Of course, check out the Monsanto thing. That's where they're making vegetables that don't need water and things like this to stall. No, the way they're selling it. Solid starvation in Africa.

Absolutely, the way they're selling it is that, you know, we will be able to grow it anywhere. This is food they'll grow on in any surface, in any climate and stuff. But what they're not saying is that what they're doing then is making the environment addicted to growing food that way. And then therefore, because they own the patents on the food, the only food that can be grown can be owned by the Monsanto company and then they're the only ones making money. And then if you're a farmer, if you don't have the Monsanto seeds, you're out of business

and it's illegal for you to farm. It's illegal for you to farm. And so what these guys all talk about is that they have a sort of open discussion about, you know, either food versus population or like water supply or the idea of like destabilizing countries and like destabilizing countries like the entire economy. So they're using this as sort of a weapon, like the most biological of all weapons. They all sit around and they talk about things that they all talk about like ideas. But then what goes on beyond like behind the curtain is the fact that they're lobbying

various chancellors and political people to all align their countries towards making sure a certain end result happens. That's the sinister side that may or may not exist. The one thing that is written in a fucking ink and been put out there is an example of what the Bilderberg group does is a thing called the DC-DC Strategic Trends Program from 2007 to 2036. Okay. DC-DC Strategic Trends Program.

This is what I was reading today. I got him. I had so much more fun than you did today. No, I got fucking serious. No, but what this basically states, what it is, is they contracted a private military organization in the UK to create this document saying like, what's going to happen to the earth from 2007 to 2036, both like climate-wise, population-wise, like politics-wise and stuff. And they got this think tank together, and they wrote this entire document, and basically

they're starting to tick down the things that it's already predicted, like it predicted flash mobs, which is what was going on in the Arabic Spring and all that kind of stuff. And basically what it's saying is water's going to run out, food's going to run out, those who are controlled the water are the ones who are going to rule the planet, those who are in charge of the food are the ones who are going to rule the planet. And that what we need to know is, you know, we need to lose people. Basically what it says is we need to lose people, which is, as we know, as we've covered many times, the NWO's ultimate goal, which is to reduce the population in order to make

things easier technically for everybody, but really it just makes it easier for the drones to see everyone. Which is why Alex Jones believes the government's making us all gay. No, of course. The government is making us gay through juice boxes. Well, thank God I wanted to, well, I would give to wear a little mermaid hazy shirt, roller skates just fucking singing and dancing. We won't see Henry without a fruit box from here on out.

Everywhere we go. It's just interesting. Why do you think they call them fruit boxes? Oh, I don't even like the pun. I'm sorry, everyone. I'm soup boxes. Because I'm clean. Yes, yes.

I like that the people, you know, with the Arab Spring, they use a flash mob to like, you know, force democracy, and here it's just like a Spike Jon's video. Yeah, it's just like make fun of the Friends theme song. Right, exactly. No, we're wrong. We're dumb. We should go to Washington and have an actual flash mob. We're letting it get to this point.

We are giving it to them. And so there was that, and I'm just going to, so that's just one example of what the Bilderberg group does. The Monsanto. Look into it. Read about it. Alex Jones is obsessed with it. We're going to talk a lot about him.

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I had tacos at three o'clock. I put on pants to talk to the delivery man in order to get my tacos. When I got back in the thing, I ate my tacos with no clothes on while reading my second document. Interesting. The Trilateral Commission. The Trilateral Commission is a combination of its US, British, and Japanese forces coming together to all kind of, like, again, talk about the world.

We're going to get together. We're going to talk about what's going on in the world. So they talked about the European Union when they was made in 1975. The Trilateral Commission, again, is a very super shady, just sort of think tank that the government was using. And what they wanted to do, they wanted to talk to a bunch of people and basically say to them, hey, tell us what democracy is going to be like in 10 years. And so they went ahead and they wrote this thing called the Crisis of Democracy.

When did they write Crisis of Democracy? In 1975. Oh, okay. When you ask about what's going to happen with democracy and they turn that in. The Crisis of Democracy. Right. Yeah, I was expecting this. That's not great.

It's like, what about the Good Times Democracy Parade? Yeah. It was canceled. Oh, I see. What about the Democracy Hot Dog Grill and Lemonade Competition? Patton's Denied. Oh, that's my kind of democracy. Nothing but hot dog grills and lemonade parties.

But they wrote this document, which again I read about 50 pages of, it's 160 pages deep. Read it. Read it. Get it in your fucking heads. All right. If you want to be alone, just allow Henry to read it for you. I've been waiting all day to say this information.

We're going to get to the fun stuff. We will. This is the best stuff. I love this. So the Trilateral Commission wrote the Crisis of Democracy and with the Comises of Democritus. All right. Let's take a breather. Let's just take one breath.

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Wait a second. There's steam coming out of my pants. This is bizarre. He's a clockwork boy. It is 117 degrees. Ow, I believe I was just hit with a lugnut. Lugnuts are flying off. So the Crisis of Democracy.

What that basically says is we have too much democracy. What they're discovering is when they, during the student revolutions, the student put like all those. 1960's clogs and the machines, all that stuff. Yes, it's like when all that happened in the 1960s, they were like, well, it's destabilizing the government's authority over the country. It's good for democracy. It shows how much democracy we have because everyone's freely exercising it. But the problem is that John Adams even said that is that all democracies die. You know, the whole point is that as

soon as you get, you know, look at a Montessori school, you got all these kids like cutting papers and circles. None of these kids are going to be scientists. A Montessori schools are the worst. They are where liberal, idiot parents send their kids and the kids create the curriculum. It's like kids draw on the teacher's checks and they're like, thank you. Thank you for this. That's great. Jeremiah shows a lot of hope and promise. My face is covered in permanent bark. Jeremiah doesn't have any pants on. Yeah, exactly. Oh, it's where the Indigo children go. Exactly. It's Indigo children. Yeah, Academy. It's awful. They create the worst human beings on the face of the planet. And so basically,

there's so much democracy, it's all going to fall apart. So in order to do this, we have to, what engenders democracy is a wide perspective. It's a lot of information. It's having a lot of education. It's looking around and being like, it's being able to empathize with a bunch of people and it makes decisions a lot harder. And one thing that they did say that was interesting was that like, you know, a university whose teachers were chosen by the student population, it makes the most democratic university but does not make the best universities. Just like it doesn't make the best parents when the child tells the parents what to do. Exactly. It doesn't. But what they said is that we need to limit

our education. We need to stratify it into exactly what we have now, which is, you know, it's classrooms made with buzzers, like the idea of each period being delineated, shuffling people from class to class. You break people down. You make an educational system that's essentially a prison system in order to get people used to being subjugated so that they are then easily led. See, I said this every fucking day when I was 13 years old, a freshman in high school, and I just got suspended for it. But it's the absolute truth. That's the whole thing. It's like, I didn't, I didn't understand the science project. And then the teacher's like, well, you're 45 minutes is up. So I guess you're an idiot. It's like

what Dr. Phil or Dr. Drew does with celebrity rehab. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. The season is seven weeks. And everyone's just like, I need to stay. I still love heroin. Well, we're wrapping up the lights and the sound stuff is going to go back to the rent. They're paying over time right now for the grip. So we're just going to have to scooch yet. Just get and I think we did a good job today. I killed my baby. I used to be on Rowe Ferdinand's sons. Yeah. Well, these guys are union. And, you know, they're about to hit golden hour. And frankly, we can be doing it with a budget. Yeah. So I'm just, I'm very so. So that was the second trilateral commission of schools. Yes. But okay, but it was interesting, which

you said before, though, they were saying that education would if people were highly educated, democracy could work. No, they're saying the problem is, is that the problems with any government is there being too much drama too much knowledge because too much democracy means that everyone's running all over the place able to make crazy decisions. And you, you, you won't be able to, you won't have your fun little polling programs that won't be able to tell you how each fucking district's going to vote. And you won't be able to tell, like, you won't be able to have us like a bunch of fucking sheep's tied to a goddamn fucking fence. So the notion I don't know how she's are kept. I guess they're tied

to a fence. They could be, but that's what it's for. It's to keep us good and fat and happy. And believe me, when I am a tacos, I was really happy. So the government could have just invaded your home, like a whole slot team could have taken me out there. So as long as they were like, there's tacos in the showers, you know, to be like in concentration camps and be like, you got al pastor. Yeah. So basically, I mean, you, you know, some people, you just need free tacos. And that's really all I need to do. Whatever. Yeah. You know, I mean, that's what I understand. People ask me to do nine internet videos a day. Sure. You know, if you could just give me tacos. Yeah. How much money in tacos have you made

with all your internet video experience? Even anything. It's $19. Thank you. Your tacos today. Thank you. It's not so bad. All right. Yeah. So, uh, democracy works when the, when the public is ignorant and stupid. Yes. That's what we learn. It's just much easier to run the country. And that's what all of the reason why I'm even bringing these things up is because I just, it exists. The, the, I know that it's, you could extrapolate it to any extreme. You could say that this is the NWS plan and you can't sound like a crazy person, but the fucking building box are there and they're right in front of your face. It's a government. I mean, this is a government, uh, you know, uh, it's written down. So, yeah, this is a, this is

a piece of, this is government research. Yeah. Crisis of democracies. People are too intelligent. And it's what we're already talking about with the unit 731 and everything. It's like the government will go ahead and do horrible things to get information in order to continue their fucking war machines. They will do it. Yeah. All right. So we covered two out of the three and then we got a council. And then just the council foreign affairs and council foreign relations, you know, Dick Cheney made a speech to them like right towards Danny's are fucking evil piece of shit. But again, this was just more of a, oh, we're going to hear from him. Yeah, I can't wait. Uh, but he, this is a more, quite a life. He would

have fucking, he's like the penguin. He really is. Um, although I think he hates penguins. You know, that's, oh yeah, of course. Yeah. Do you remember when he was in the wheelchair and he had that big white brand white hat on? He is adorable. That was my favorite fashion choice. I mean, he shot his friend in the face. Yeah. Anytime he's smiling, someone dies. He's a bond villain. Every time Dick Cheney dies, every time he smiles, somebody is. When he was in the wheelchair, there was a dead cat underneath him. I mean, that's amazing. I like the smell. Yes. That's his pope array. So real quick, council foreign relations. What this is, this is a think tank to help America deal with, uh, talking to other countries

because we don't know how to. Right. And the main thing that they did is essentially they framed how we delivered the information of JFK's assassination out to the world. Okay. That was where they started from. And now, you know, Donald Rundfeld was a member of it and Dick Cheney was a member of it. All of the most evil players the last 10 years were all part of it. And there's a large theory out there that Rumsfeld was the reason that JFK got assassinated in the first place, him and, uh, him and the, uh, HW Bush. Was it? Oh yeah. HW Bush was a member. I was in the CIA because of the CIA and what they all did. Yeah. Yeah. And Prescott Bush, the great grandfather of the evil clan, he stole Geronimo's skull

for skull and bones. And that's who's coming up next. My favorite fucking crew, a fucking animal house knucklehead. That's right. Skull and bones, of course, it's sort of been bastardized over the years with some shitty movies. I believe it's called Skull and Bone. Every piece of material I read about skull and bones today featured, there's like as pictured in the 9 to 9 movie, the skull. Sorry. Sorry. No. Who was the star of that from, uh, it was, uh, from varsity. Now what was, I couldn't give a fucking rat's ass. It's for the guy from what's his name or something. Yeah. He's got a, he was in Mighty Ducks. Joshua Jackson. Joshua Jackson. His career is going. Everyone was just like, as pictured in the skulls. And

it's like, don't do that guys. Don't do this in your research. But Skull and Bones, Super Secret Society in Yale, uh, for all of the grooviest leaders of America, they all started there in college and, um, they, it's the only thing mysterious about skull and bones is the fact that so many of the dudes that were in Skull and Bones turned into presidents and leaders of industry and like, like, edited editing, editing, editing magnets. Henry Loos, the guy who made Thai magazine and all that stuff. He came from Skull and Bones. Um, what was some of the, the ceremonies in Skull and, uh, Skull and Bones? So one of the ceremonies is that one of them would apparently, you can't hear too much about that. They, none

of them will say anything. What's really interesting is look up John Kerry talking about Skull and Bones. John Kerry went to Skull and Bones. He was in Skull and Bones and he did an interview where they asked him directly about Skull and Bones. He's like, Oh yeah, yeah, no, it is. It's the secret, you know, but you know, that plays, uh, very well into David Ike's idea of the illusion of choice. I mean, in the 2004 election, we have, uh, Bush and Kerry running against each other with the, uh, insane notion that they're somehow different. I mean, these are both members of the same return, the same pen. Yeah. Exactly. No, they're like, they are disgusting. Right. Sorry. By the way, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I just

have to say this, uh, Marcus lost his shirt by lost. I mean, he took it off because he's sweating profusely, which was fine because Marcus's body isn't hideous, but then Henry saw what Marcus did and, uh, chose to follow suit. So now I'm surrounded by two shirtless men and, uh, dare I say, this is what they look like when they're doing research. It's, it's, it's, I'm going to keep mine on this, you know, movie shirt. He blocked the fan. Oh, it's very hot. And it's a sweaty shirt. Oh God. Okay. It's going both thick with my soup. Yes. Anyway, this is a good episode. This episode is, thank you for listening. Yeah. I'm so happy that we have listeners that love us and understand us. If you really

want to feel we're going through, go into your shower, right? Now go into your bathroom, turn the shower on hot, sit on the toilet and turn off all air conditioning and you'll just sweat profusely. Yeah. It's a song. I guess. Yeah. She's do it. Gain 75 pounds. I can walk on my shoes. Right. Right. You know, okay. So let's go. Yeah. Let's go to some creepy things that the skull and bones did. Skull and bones. So they would do it. So only the only thing these guys keep really fucking tight about this. They don't talk about this. Come up in a presidential debate because every time they do it, they laugh it off. Watch it. Look up politicians responding to questions about skull and bones every single

time because they always laugh about it. They're like, yeah, I know I was in it, but then they all fucking, they don't even mention it. They just jump right over it. I got John Kerry talking about it right here. Let's do this. Yeah. Let's play it. You both were members of skull and bones. A secret society at Yale. What does that tell us? Not much because it's a secret. Is there a secret handshake? Is there a secret code? I wish there were something secret I could manifest. 322 secret number. They're all kinds of secrets. But one thing is not a secret. I disagree with this president's direction that he's taking the country. We can do a better job than I intend to do it. What a jackass. He just jumps. Well, yes.

So tell us a secret about the skull and bones. Oh, well, it's a secret. So he's a one thing that's not a secret is that I disagree with this president. No, I definitely need to speak with George Bush, but I know it's like, I have never seen a dodge like that. That was a ludicrous like, like Nia. What is it? Nio in the matrix dodging all the bullets. Just I mean, the man almost broke his back. If it's a, if it's a nothing club, then why don't you just say something about it? Yeah, just say something. But apparently the traditional skull and bones, the procedure is that if anybody brings it up, you're supposed to walk out of the room. Yeah, we're not even supposed to hang around. No, but so think about this

idea, though. Do you think that this is all just a big practical joke? I mean, do you think that they this is just pulling one over on the people because nothing actually happens? There is the idea that I think it, I think it's a, it's a happy medium between the two. I think that there is a lot of dumb fuck shenanigans because they're like, I'll talk about some of the stuff that happens, right? So like one of the ceremonies is that one of them will dress up as, what they do in one of the hazing rituals is one dresses up as a pope, one dresses up as a Don Quixote type character. They said the one with the bassist voice dresses up as Don Quixote and then one dresses up. It's, it's the pope and one dresses up as

the devil. Oh my God. So what are we going to be? Henry, you're definitely the devil, but Marcus and I both have fairly bassy voices. I think you're the Don Quixote. I'll be Don Quixote and he got a lot of ladies. No, I mean, you know, I mean, you're thinking of Don Juan and that's the different person. All right, let's move on. So I mean, you're the pope, Marcus. I love being the pope. That's who I wanted. Yeah. I'd love to dress up as a pope and just shit in a bucket and tell people, I got stinky hot dogs, stinky hot dogs. Cause that's a little pope does anyway with this shit religion and 93 degrees. Henry turns retarded. Well, let me tell you what Jesus is savior.com has to say about the skull

and bone. Please let's hear it. That's Jesus. Jesus dash is dash savior.com. If you want to visit yourself, Freemasonry, Skull of Bones, Russa Cureshians, the Council of 13, Judaism, Mormons and other major occult and religious groups. I'll have one thing in common and that is the evils of Zionism. That's, uh, no. Oh, no, they're onto them. I always like that anti-Semitic twist. Every time. I've been ready. Well, it's, there has only been one Jewish member of the Skull and Bones was a famous athlete in Yale. They always sure to have one of the top athletes and they would try to have like popular dudes and then big part years. It's the 15 that they choose every year out of each senior class, but the only

Jewish guy they ever had was a Jewish athlete, uh, a basketball player. It was white, of course. They have had one black guy, I want to say, but normally they are Protestant. They are male. They just started allowing women in there because John Kerry, thank God, he went out there and he, he, you know, he stuck a leg out for the ladies John Kerry. Thank you, John. But basically they just flog each other and beat each other. And the most famous thing that they do is a thing called CV or cannubial bliss where they lay down in a tomb and they, uh, it's basically in a coffin that they have and that they rattle off their entire sexual history. This is right. And this is now used for black male.

That's what they say. So that you can never go against. Which is like, come on. Do you really, what did, what has fucking like George Shelby, but I guess they raped a bunch of people. I guess they did mostly. Yeah. But I mean, John, then again, I don't even give John Kerry that much credit. You know, I don't think he rapes anybody. I, except for Kathy O'Brien. Yeah. He definitely raped Kathy O'Brien. She was made for it. Kathy O'Brien favorite tool of MK ultra. Well, we'll get to Kathy O'Brien in just a second. Yes. Yes. Um, so this is, but I think that there's somewhere between two. I think that they do a lot of,

because that's what we talk about with all of these things with the Illuminati with, uh, you know, with Satanism, it's big ritualism that's a, that, you know, they say is empty and bullshit. They say, oh, this is, we're having fun. We're putting on costumes. Sure. But there's something to the human consciousness that releases a specific kind of energy when you perform these rituals. Definitely. It is a, it is a thing that you're doing. You change the energy of the room. And they obviously have some kind of pull because all their dudes fucking become president. Right. So it's, they're doing something. Something's happening. Yeah. Whether it be a Rolodex or summoning the devil, like a large Rolodex, or they actually, or that's like,

what? It is a large Rolodex. It's like all it is, is looking at the Rolodex and it's just like, oh yeah, Georgie makes great pizza. He can run Spain. There we go. I made a phone call. You're running Spain now, but the election isn't for six months. Oh yes. You've already won. Don't worry about it. No, that's, that connects back to the Bilderberg group too, where they say, you know, Obama went to the Bilderberg group and he hung out for, he hung out for a week and fucking had some cocktails and had some yucks with Jan Schlicker, like fucking the dude who's making, you know, wax babies in Germany. Well, that's the change I can believe in. That's good. That's great. I think that Obama's, I'm gonna go, I think he's evil. I think I've gone full. I think

I've gone full around. I think he's the Illuminati. I think David Ike was right. He's a lizard. He is one. That's not even funny to say. He's real. Again, Henry doesn't have a shirt on and I'll tell you, when he bounces around, oh my, I can see the burritos. Why are you discrediting him, Ben? Are you a shell? Do you want Obama to be a disinfo agent? No, no, no, don't, don't turn on me. You shirtless, dear fucking ad hominem arguments, attacking the person, attacking my body size when my voice is filled with the music of truth. I am, I am. I'd like to see the egg in your face when the fucking flap shoot out of Obama's neck and he spits poison all over everybody, had a fucking lizard? Come at me. Sounds like a Jurassic Park character. I think if you go into

the NSA's office, there's just a bunch of eggs and nests and fucking sun lamps because the lizards can't get fucking hot. It's just that because he really is a terrible person and an awful human being, but now- That's how I know I'm flesh and blood human beings because I'm sitting in this room sweating so hard. It's miserable. Yeah, you're not happy. Yeah. Barack Obama's up there cool as a cucumber. He's got lizard skin. I mean, he has, he has arrested more people for espionage than any president combined before him. So that's- He's got a Nobel Peace Prize. Yeah, he's gonna have to give that back soon. We've discussed this many times. He's got a Nobel Peace Prize. He got it, you know, because what people gave it to him. He's Loki,

the master of trickery. Loki for the Avengers, of course, the great Thor character. All right. These are the end days. Okay, Alex. All right, yeah, sure. All right, what if they are? Bring them on. Yeah, what are we gonna do? I hope it is. I don't know. All right. All I know is that the end days every night is taco night. All right, so let's move on. Wonderful stuff. So skull bones to suit. Do you want to do cover with their favorite fucking summer camp experience of the Bohemian growth? Yes. Every summer. All of the world's elite. Let's go serve it now. Everybody's earning now. Come on to the Bohemian growth with me. They go to sunny northern California. I bet you they love that song, by the way, but they think the Beach Boys are just a little edgy. Oh,

yeah, every single time they're cutting a smile into a dead girl's face. Sure, yeah. Play that song again, Obama. About 2,000 of them descend upon a little place called Bohemian growth. Bohemian growth. Where the sunsets are cool and the beer is hot. Weird. I really kind of wish it was opposite. Everybody, we're making a paella. Come around to the owl statue if you want to kiss John Kerry. Yeah, I'm over here. Does nobody want to kiss me? Or everybody hop on to Kerry. We're playing the hop on Kerry game. I'm sorry, John. Nobody wants to play. Only 69. I can't drop 69. Do we have to continue to invite John Kerry here? Because no one's touched him in our past like 12 meetings. Come on, ladies. Don't you want to ride the long nose? He's really

changed since he lost the presidency. Well, first I'm going to tell you what the mainstream says about Bohemian growth. It's from a great book that I have called Cults, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies by this guy, Arthur Goldwag. Well, this guy is kind of a party pooper. He's kind of a party pooper, but he still gives some real great details. Why do you say he's a party pooper? Because he's going to see goldwags over everything. There's goldwagging over there. Goldwagger. Jesus. Yeah, he's the guy who showed up just being like, oh, this is Yingling. I only like Miller Highlife. Pepper Jack cheese. Get it, Goldwag. He's Goldwag. Pepper Jack cheese. I like cheddar cheese. Well, every summer, of course, one of the big points of it is for all these people

to get together and to speak off the record. They have little speeches to each other out by the river. So much fucking evil stuff. Just get a recorder. Get somebody writing something down. And they've been doing this since 1880. Okay. Another thing that they've been doing since 1880 is they have a little play that they put on for each other. I love the play. So in Bohemian Grave, they put on a play and they meet once a year. It's an elaborate musical. Of course it's a musical. He's got a cast of hundreds. And in fact, in 1996, George H.W. Bush and Clint Eastwood played a pair of lakeside frogs. Clint Eastwood and George W. Bush. Makes me sick. Together. Well, here's the plot of the play. How do I get an audition?

This is my role. How do I get in there? You just want a role, right? If they want to see someone do a play. You got the chops for it, buddy. Here's the plot of the play. Care is a cruel task massacre that the club members have fled to the pastoral precincts of the Grove to escape, hoping to replace his tyrannical regime with an easier going way of life. The pageant reaches its climax when Care's effigy is incinerated in a fire kindled by the lamp of fellowship. But not before the arch enemy of ease and beauty mocks its tormentors from his beer. Geek, beep, geek, beep. Nerdler, nerdler. Here is his tormentation. Fools, fools, fools. I am Lord Ryan. When will ye learn that me ye cannot slay? Year after year, ye burn me in this grove. This

is gonna be so boring. Lifting your puny selves of triumph to the stars. You're sitting around just like, when are we gonna make the next item bomb, guys? How much ayahuasca? How many drugs do you have to do to make this worthwhile? When again, ye turn your feet towards the marketplace. Am I not waiting for you, as of old? Fools, fools, to dream ye conquer care. Oh, this is my favorite part coming up. My favorite part is coming up. Yes, most observers have characterized the ceremony as, quote, hokey and quaint. They love it. This is, yeah, because they're just aching to start murdering the boys. When do we murder the boys? And here's one of those situations where it's like, if you're like a black American and you hear this information and you've always wondered like,

why, why doesn't the government relate to me? It's because this is what they do. This is how they party. An orchestra performs daily, gourmet food is served. Of course. And many of the guest cabins are equipped with pianos. Of course they are. That's wonderful. Fucking, it just, this is my favorite part of it. What a waste of life. Longtime member Richard Nixon, who's telegram to the Bohemian Club after he won his second White House term, it said, anybody can be president of the United States, but very few can ever have any hope of becoming president of the Bohemian Club. Why? Because it's the devil himself? Yes. Because what you don't see, what it doesn't say in that is that they burn the human effigy of care in a gigantic owl statue named after the ancient pagan

god, Moloch, who was god of the night. Yeah, what's the, what's the, what's care? Care is the impersonate, the idea of, it's care equals responsibility. That's what they're talking about. They're talking about running from the god of care, running from the god of responsibility in order to, and using fellowship, using a bunch of white dudes sitting in a forest, fucking a bunch of boy prostitutes, and they're gonna get away from it. I think Obama was at that meeting because he definitely runs from quite a bit of responsibility. He really took, took a liking to that care burning. That's for damn sure. Well, Nixon was captured in an unguarded moment on his oval office tapes, describing the scene at Bohemian Grove as quote, the most faggy goddamn thing you

could imagine. Nixon's still my favorite president, you know, out of all the reptiles, out of all the evil beings. He does say somebody, you know what I think, I think he was human though. He's just bad, but he looks very reptilian. That's great. I mean, let's not do this. Let's not do this. Let's not do this. I, I, no, it's, you know, it's just a fuck party. Okay, so we have the Bohemian Grove. So Bohemian Grove, and we've had some heroes try to infiltrate Bohemian Grove. We've have had heroes infiltrate Bohemian Grove. But before I get to the biggest hero of all, I want to talk about another man named Richard McCaslin. Okay, Richard McCaslin was he was an ex marine and one time stuntman at an amusement park.

What's the bigger? We don't get the heroes we want. Yes, the heroes we deserve. He donned a commando style uniform with the name Phantom Patriot stitched on it, armed himself, armed himself with an assault rifle. Oh, that's not nerdy. A sword, a cardboard piece of paper that just says we'll work for food, a pistol, a cross, several styrofoam balls. He called his flame orbs. Indeed. You passed one. Plus more, flame more, plus more, flame more. Just walk faster, honey. Just walk faster. Is he following us? I've put you in an enchantment of entanglement. You can't move four squares unless I spin the guessing circle. We're going to start running now. Guys, we can't play the game unless you follow the rules.

He also had a fireworks launcher and he broke into Bohemian Grove determined to kill any perpetrators of human sacrifice that he could find. Unfortunately, it was the middle of winter and nobody was there. Right. So he just set some buildings on fire and received an 11-year prison sentence. 11 years. Not so bad. For arsons. I guess. I actually don't even know what. He just wasn't spirited away. Yeah, it was a molok. The great protector didn't come and turned him into a gigantic sack of balls. Well, I hope he went, I hope he got hired back at his stunt job. You got to know if you're trying to sneak up on Bohemian Grove, the first thing you got to do is listen for the Calliope music. That's because they always have a wicked carousel in the center

of Bohemian Grove. That's step number one. And if you had read the fucking literature, you would have known that. And they're always in their underwear, so it can't be that cold. You know, they're always naked in their underwear. They're just wearing yacht pants and shoes. Yeah, of course. So our stuntman, he was inspired by the man who's not afraid to tell the truth. You mean you're talking about the tip of the spear? You're talking about the lion of truth? Oh, my. I'm talking about the last true American patriot. John Claude Van Damme. Alex Jones. Alex Jones. He's our Luke Skywalker. Indeed, he is. We are all his father. The Libertarian Luke Skywalker. Is he Libertarian? I say he's somewhere between Luke Skywalker and

Chewbacca. Yes. He's got the mind of Chewbacca and the body of a human. You're very attractive. Ooh, getting turned on over here. So I know that this was my first introduction to Alex Jones. I first knew about Alex Jones through the Bohemian Grove stuff. Yeah, the all Bohemian Grove stuff and how big of a joke it was. Because he brought the camera in there. He got footage of the owl, the owl ceremony. But let's listen to some of the documentary about Bohemian Grove that Alex Jones did. Now, this is, is this the part of the documentary where he talks about how the ice machine doesn't work on the hotel? There is a lot of documentary and most of it's him sitting in his hotel room just being like,

I sent for a cot eight months, eight hours ago. Right. I called and I called and I asked for a cot and I still have yet to receive it. And I will also say is that I am not getting East Spian classic on the television on the TV. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's a conspiracy. It's a conspiracy. The original is two hours long and a YouTube user was kind enough to edit it down to say to do as he say to remove the boring because he busts open Bohemian Grove, but he also sells three air conditioning units over Craigslist. Oh, Craigslist. Yeah. So there's a lot of that. It's a lot of him, him with his Craigslist dealings talking about negotiations, but then also trying to get to Bohemian Grove them saying, no, no, no, him going back out. Yeah. Using technology

that, you know, really, uh, you need to tell me this is the only major American city that doesn't have a subway. I'm looking for a $5 foot long $5. I've got a $35 food budget for the week. Well, Alex, what kind of foot long do you like to get? I like a meatball tuna tuna. I never, I never heard of that. So you, there must be at least 750. Call it the Bohemian Grove. You do. Why is that? Because it stinks to the core. Well, I believe that it probably would meatball and tuna sounds like probably the most disgusting sandwich I have ever heard of in my entire life. So, uh, our guy here on YouTube, he edited all the boring parts out and the, uh, his finish 14 seconds. It's nine minutes and 45 seconds. Uh, but we're going to play some of the hits.

So, uh, so yeah, let's get into this. Our activities have been engaged in going back to 1873 and are not some new fanciful whim of the trendies on the West coast. Presidents from Howard Taft to Herbert Hoover were on the membership roster, not to mention later, famous war general Dwight D. Eisenhower, later to become president. The roster of the Bohemian club reads like a who's who of the elite. Look at this photo taken inside the Grove, back in 1963. There you'll see Ronald Reagan and sitting two people over from him, later to become president, Richard Millhouse Nixon, Bush senior documented member. And then of course there's his son. Now the last four generations of Bushes have also attended the Skull and Bone Society at Yale, well known to be

steeped in the occult. Well, that does give you an idea of what Bohemian Grove is all about. Well, yeah, it's definitely, um, yeah, it's the Mickey Mouse club of all the most evil white men in the world. And like most members of the Mickey Mouse club, these people get drunk with power, turn the drugs and become absolutely insane indeed. Well, now this is an interview with a man who used to work at Bohemian Grove. Now I clean all the floors and I mean every time I went and I took a mop to the cabins and I got to say jam everywhere. Was there a lot of come on the floor? No, no, it smells like strawberry rhubarb grape jam. Really? Mostly? I think it's some kind of breakfast. Did you just mop the table as they were eating breakfast? All right, here's the man

who was there. What do you think about Bohemian Grove? I used to work there. You used to work there? Yeah. And now you work at Camp Meeker? No, I don't work. Yeah, I live in Camp Meeker. Oh, you live there? Yeah. Well, that's great. Did you ever watch the cremation of care? No. No. What'd you do with them? I just worked there. But I mean, you never saw March Around the Red Rubs? No, no. Oh, really? That didn't go on? Yeah. Okay. And that's when he like just politely walks away from him. And Alex knows of course is, do you see how scared he was? See how scared he was? Yeah, he was terrified of you. To give us the real information. We know for a fact that we got a guy right there who's got all of the, he's seen the ropes. He smelled the satin.

The fattest and ugliest people of our society love to do the bum rush media, Michael Moore and Alex Jones. Because they're scared because you could scare somebody really easy. Alex Jones is a very scary guy. They're monsterish men. Yeah, I'm not telling them anything. Yeah, I will be terrified. Michael Moore looks like Crang. He does. Yeah, he looks like he's just got little fleshy barbs on the side of him going like, yeah, what about the American worker? What about the American worker? Maybe it's not fair to them. Michael, Mike, how's your home going in Michigan? How's your mansion? I don't know. I really don't get past the stove. Well, it's been really great to have you here, Mike. Thank you so much. You can't eat fruit or

candy. You know what? You're irrelevant now in American politics. So we're just gonna have you leave. We never invited you here. Oh, Michael Moore, everybody. Michael Moore. Let's continue with the documentary. Enjoying themselves has even been written about in the gossip column of the San Francisco Chronicle, writing that a man on his own often gets invited back to the camp by gay bohemians. Even 100 year old animals have admitted the homosexual activities. After escaping the sheriff's department, Mike and I traveled high into the hills to wait until dark in the beginning of the cremation of care ceremony. Okay. That's what I wanted to know. We got into a hot air balloon so I could see what the trees look like above it. But what we have discovered is we ran out of hot

air. We don't do well with less oxygen. The basket came loose from the balloon, sending the balloon up to the stratosphere. I blame my tuna and meatballs stuff. I'm doing more of a George Norrie impression. But that's fine. Here's some talking about the cremation of care. He's looking at this and there's a program apparently for the cremation of care. Of course. Looking at it. First off, I wanted to draw your attention to the program that was given out to the spectators or the viewers. I guess an occultist would call them novices. Figure of a human body burning in the flames. In fact, I've shown it to people that are experts in anatomy to actual doctors and they say that the anatomical size is that of a baby or small child. Notice how large

the cranium is in comparison to the torso. That is the ribs. Understand, ladies and gentlemen, this is from the program itself given out to the establishment lackeys witnessing the sinister activities. This is what I'm going to say. There's probably something going on there. There is something going on. Do you think Alex Jones hurts the cause? Yeah. It's figuring out. It's figuring out what's going on at Bohemian Grove. I think they love him. I think he is the Bohemian Grove's favorite comedian. And they just watch him. They might just watch him and just be like, look at his doing. Look at his doing. And this is my last podcast on the left listeners and listeners to our program

that we're going to be doing tomorrow at 10 o'clock on Sirius. Or today. Today. This will be 10 o'clock today on Sirius Radio. July 10th. They listen to us for the goddamn truth. And we need to start defuncting all of these insane Alex Jones myths. I'll never know. But at the same time, like, I guess it's no matter what, it's a part of the scene. You can't be mad at him. He's a friend. He's a guy. He's in there. He's a peer. You know, for all the shit he talks about David Ike though, kind of makes me upset. Yeah. Because I like David Ike now.

I could argue. I would argue. And I will argue that David Ike has more rational points than Alex Jones on any given. I mean, he's just actually, I mean, no, no, you know, no, but he's still like, I mean, it's still 16 foot lizards, but it's, it's something, you know, at least he says a lot of stuff. Alex Jones is just looking at pamphlets saying, it's like, I have shown this to several experts in anatomy, which is just like dudes looking at like a guy looking at a ditty magazine in the gas station. It's like, what does that look like to you? So would you consider yourself an expert on anatomy? It's like, yeah, I look at a heck of a lot of tits on the magazines. Oh, that's great. Well, then you definitely know what the human body would say. This looks like a

baby. Mm hmm. I think it is. It's tiny like a baby. Definitely. Well, now let's delve in to the really dark secrets of Bohemian Grove. Yeah. My this is from Kathy O'Brien, who we briefly mentioned on our MKUltra episode, because she is a victim of MKUltra and Project Monarch. I mean, she got brought out to the grove. She got brought out there. Yeah. There was another, there was a, I was reading about another MKUltra. Oh, there's Project Camelot, which is going on right now, which is another disclosure agreement, disclosure program where people putting together, trying to get people to come out and talk about their experiences with MKUltra programming. Very interesting. And there, there has been revealed about Project Isis using interdimensional travel between the

Rockefellers in the other dimension and the Rockefellers here. Okay. They figure out how to make someone live forever. Oh, who wants it? You tried explaining that to me one day. I don't think we ever got it ironed out. What I'm gonna say is that all the points don't come together. It's like a connected drawing that says you're supposed to make a dog and it just makes like a big bunch of lines. That's right. Connect the dots. But real quick, let's do the reminder on this Monarch situation. Project Monarch is the precursor to MKUltra. Okay. It is, it's what the program was called. They flipped it into a bunch of different names. And that was one of them. It was a much cooler than Project Monarch. Absolutely. But Project Monarch was used because

they use the butterfly image. I mean, part of it coincides with, you know, Caterpillar turning into butterfly. And then they would use the butterfly image in their hypnosis. Okay. Cool. Okay. Well, that, that makes a lot of sense. Now that what I'm about to, I know about this stuff. What I'm about to talk about, this definitely makes sense in from the Caterpillar to the butterfly because sometimes they burn the fucking Caterpillars. Oh, that's not good. How could it ever become a butterfly? I would be so bad in a first date now. I just feel like I was listening. You were telling me about a date you went on and you, when you brought Satanism into it, she did not want to hear about sexual abuse whatsoever. She runs a baby clothes store.

Well, she runs a store. It was a gal. She's a wonderful woman and she's very attractive, but she runs a baby store clothing store. And I didn't realize that that meant she probably didn't want to hear all about the tenants of Satanism. You know what? My blooper, my bad. You know, I, and I understand exactly. Which is weird now is when I walk by the store, I'll like go in and I'll like make eye contact with her and she goes like stairs to the ground and like pulls the curtains down. Yeah. No, she's terrified of all of us. Of course. Of course. So she should be. What Kathy, Kathy O'Brien says is that MK ultra sex slaves were routinely brought into Bohemian Grove every year. Oh yeah. Cause they got that snap and pussy. Snap and pussy. What is a

snap and pussy? Who wants to snap a snap, snap, snap, like two boards slapping together. Oh, I see. And we know that there is human sacrifice going on at Bohemian Grove. How do we know this? We know this. Do you just not listen, Alex Jones? Do you just not listen to what he was saying? Oh, I see. We now know this. Okay. Yeah, we know this now. Hey, I'm just here working for the government. Did I say that? So we need to get a sound effect that is just this disinfo agent and just go like, disinfo agent. She says that what goes on there includes satanic rituals, torture, child sacrifices and blood drinking and the other sacrifices. It's blood tasting. Sure. Sure. Let's get with it. It's classy. They spit it out. Do you think somebody's upset? They're like,

yeah, it was just a tasting. I only got like three ounces of the blood. I really want to like a couple of gallons, but you know, there's such prudes over there. And the other sacrifices included slaves of advancing age or with failed programming. Cool. So it failed program. Is it an MT Ultra program? Yeah, an MK Ultra. Oh, I remember this talk because she talked about how they would bring them up into the, they would, uh, sacrifice. Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah. She also, uh, talked about the different rooms that they have at Bohemian Grove. Okay. They have what's called the dark room. And is it, uh, it's actually very bright. Yeah. It's a funny thing. Yes. The leather room, the necrophilia room. Well, that's just obvious. Yeah. They could have called it anything.

They could have called it. Yeah. The John Doe room. Creative names, right? And then there was one called, this one's creative. It was called the underground lounge, but it was spelled U dot N dot der ground. The U N. Der ground. U N der ground. I just don't, that one, I don't, that's a stretch. You know, that sounds like a bar in Williamsburg. Yeah, I'm sure that it is. But they have like ski ball and gourmet hot dogs. Yeah. And some botchy ball and overpriced beer. All right. So, and she goes on to say that while she was a child, she was raped, abused, and tortured while at Bohemian Grove. She was tortured and raped by Pierre Trudeau. I mean, yeah, of course. Long time Prime Minister of Canada. Sure. She was raped by Gerald Ford while he was president.

And she, but she didn't say one thing about his amazing coleslaw. Yeah. I mean, you need to tell me you're going to get raped all this time and not get some of his delicious radish coleslaw. Gerald Ford was one of the putziest, most clumsy president we've ever had. I don't know if he could rape. He'd fall off the bed and just start laughing. This is also where he, she was raped by Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan. Yeah, she said that she was raped by Dick Cheney many times in the most brutal fashion. Of course. I bet, I mean, he raped somebody. Yep. He shot a man. Dick Cheney is a fucking serial killer. And they also pulled in slaves to play the most dangerous game where they released ice tea into the forest and they had to go hunting. Yep. They would let them to,

they would allow them to escape. And then that's when the hunt began. This is surviving the game. Barack Obama riding a white horse with a fucking net gun. Yep. Out there. She's like, I'm going to get a real old one, Dick. They're just like, you get them. You know, I'm so happy you're here. Unpredictable. What were you going to say, Dick? What were you going to say about me? Nothing, man. Just go out there and be one of us. Be one of us? It's hard for me to even say it. Three hunters that preferred to hunt with guns, George Bush, Dick Cheney and Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton. Him too. Bill Clinton. Oh, Bill Clinton's in all these. But who did the harpoon guns? You didn't tell me one person didn't have a mace. That's Warren Buffett.

Every second I just thought of what's his name from Margaritaville. Jimmy Buffett. No, Jimmy Buffett has been to Bohemian Grove. He's there. Let me get you a list of musicians who have gone to Bohemian Grove. You got Jimmy Buffett, Steve Miller. No, I refuse to believe that Steve Miller has been there. These are facts. Do you think you wrote the Joker there? Probably. Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, he's definitely going there. And Mickey Hart. Of course, the Mickey Hart Pant. They added that like that. And sometimes even Mickey Hart shows up. Maybe these guys aren't so powerful. He was a pretty shitty group of musicians, right? He was in the Grateful Dead.

And he was also in the Mickey Hart Band. I knew that about him. I knew that. I'm doing this whole electric spoon thing. Rat is on a stove. All right. You know what, man? I think you've taken entirely too many drugs, but I fucking love what you're doing. And Kathy also says that when they were caught, they were brutally raped and sometimes killed. Sure, sure. And if you didn't know, I mean, you can. It is a public place at times. Okay. So you can do reviews on the internet about you can yell bohemian grove. You can yell bohemian grove. I wasn't raped once and I ran through the woods for hours. I didn't see one bush. Oh, I didn't see. I didn't see. I was told Mickey Hart would be there doing the same thing with like going to Hollywood. Like I went out. I went to

plan at Hollywood. I did not see Bruce Willis. I did not see John Claiborne. And I got to straight tell you, my mozzarella sticks were soft and they were overpriced. Well, I'm going to give you two reviews from people who know the truth. Okay. And two reviews from fucking shills. Oh, okay. And on these reviews, what do you say? Shills like that. Disinfo agent. Whoa. Bring in a little true. And so you can on these Google plus reviews, you can give ratings for appeal facilities in service. Okay. So this first restaurant, I guess. Yeah, probably a plan in Hollywood. The first guy is named Samuel Thompson. Appeal. Port affair. Facilities. Port affair. Whoa. Services. Port affair. Wow. What are the services? The rape.

That it. Yeah, he just got violently raped. He's like, what kind of services this I want to see one from Prescott Bush. Excellent to great. Excellent to great. I love the boy horse. Although I will say one of them was poured affair. And then that boy's dead. Oh, yeah. That's Bobby. Toothless Bobby. Bobby Weir. Yeah. He was in that band. Here's what Samuel Thompson has to say. If you worship nature, why massacre dark skinned peoples and plan to remove 90% of nature's humans? Why the nature God you worship is not the true nature spirit. The higher spirit that created her will destroy you and holds you to the account. The wayward other spirit that was not is not and will not be will lead you into oblivion where you're headed to have fun while you can. You have plenty of time to

suffer the results of your foolish choices. He is cross and he is the axe that's already laid to the root of the trees, not the true trees and living trees of nature, but the false trees of anti nature, the bushes and such like hillbilly bushwhackers. Now this is the thing. In order to make you feel better, that guy also gave you a thumbs down on your web series. Yeah. So I'm sorry. I do want to say their chicken and waffle brunch was pretty tasty. Pretty fantastic. And I couldn't believe the delightful bluegrass band. Unlimited syrup as well. This one's from John Doe. He knows not to put his name on that. Absolutely. You can't throw yourself out there and just be another fucking caterpillar for the grinding machine. I agree. Fucking NSA. If you worked there and this

is a country club, why is it one of the only places in the United States not on the map? I own private property, but somehow I can get on here and see everything on my land, but here it's all gray. We will not stand for the higher power. We the people are anonymous and we stand together. The Lord is the only higher power and we are after every piece of every piece of the 13. Praise Jesus and keep it out your butt. Hail Satan number one. Hail Satan. Jesus. That's a problem is that they all sound like morons. Yeah. Absolutely idiots. Hail Satan. Jesus. And now from the shills. Okay. Atmosphere. Excellent. Oh. Decor. I bet. Excellent. Nice. Service. Excellent. Who's he trying to fucking fool? I mean he had a great time there apparently.

And this is in all caps. The bohemian grove is the most incredible place I've ever been. The people are honorable, dedicated to the prosperity of the United States, the environment, and the world. Unfortunately, most Americans do not have access to this exclusive club. May the force be with the leaders of the bohemian club. Join me in thanking all of them for the dedication and hard work towards peace, prosperity, and the future of the human race. Godspeed. Peace on Earth. Is MKUltra building Yelp reviewers? Is that what happened? Is that what this is all about? A nice seamless review? Is Yola's Mexican restaurant using MKUltra now to have people brag about the burritos? Oh my God, that's so funny. That would be such a great idea for them just turning out and just being like,

what we need, guys, what we're looking at is like, yes, we're raping tons of boys in order to make a portal to get Satan back on Earth, but the thing is that how do we look on social media? Think about how many likes are we getting on Facebook? Right. And here's one last one from just a Google user. A Google user. He said, overall, excellent. Oh, great. He had a good time. He says, work there for many years, no devil worship, no sacrifices, no gay orgies, just older gentlemen camping on a retreat and playing dominoes, playwrights, music, acting, great food, great job. People make up stupid things because they are draft dodgers and welfare recipients. If it wasn't for these people, we'd all be eating rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner, living in concentration

camps. They are the reason the free world is alive and well and Americans have freedom. USA is great on top. USA. USA. USA. Try the trick and waffles brunch as well. He loved it. Unlimited syrup. Wow. Oh, I need to go. Oh, well, that's great. Okay. You know, everybody likes something, you know. You have to like something, indeed. Where are we at, guys? We're at over an hour here, so we've got to get out of here. What I have for us at the very end, I have the song that they sing. I can see why they like this. Yeah. Well, it feels like Bohemian Grove. It does. Hail Satan, everybody. Hail Satan. Hail again. Break the bonds of our leaders and owners. I

indeed. Do not be a slave to the NSA. That's right. Magustalations as well. Read those things I talked about. That's right. Join the club of never having sex again. Indeed. And of course, hail yourselves, everyone. Hail yourselves. Magustalations. Don't forget, tonight, 10 p.m., Serious Radio Raw Dog Channel 99 will put the number on the Facebook page for you guys to call in. Hail me. Of course, hail yourselves.