Last Podcast On The Left - Episode 88: The Vile Vortices

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

We explore the Vile Vortices of planet earth focusing mainly on everyone's favorite disappearance zone: The Bermuda Triangle. Tune in to hear theories ranging from Pleadian space networks to Atlantean super weapons plus a thorough examination of Japan's feared oceanographic anomaly: the Dragon's Triangle!

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started Oh Ben kissle. I have no idea who the guy to my left is today. He's backward speaking little person weird headed guy from Twin Peaks. I love your wonderful red velvet suit. Where'd you get your suit? Slowly into my impression of Swedish people. That's what it is. That's what Swedish is. That's how we'll know it is. Reverse little people speaking. You flip the words and then you

are going to know what these people are saying. Okay. So Björg is Gjborb. Gjborb. My theory is going to need more work. It's possible. I am going to say it's bleary eyed ten o'clock in the morning and I'm waking up. I want to give a shout out to 1990s television Twin Peaks. I'm on season two episode ten. These guys assure me that it only gets better from here. I'm fully engaged watching this program. I've tried to watch Breaking Bad. Sure. I try to watch Mad Men. Every single time I sit down to watch one of these shows. Where's the devil. I just end up watching Twin Peaks again. I've seen Twin Peaks all the way

through about six times. The best. I love it. Yes. Yeah. Twin Peaks is absolutely phenomenal. Kyle McLaughlin is handsome. He is a dreamboat. Sherilyn Finn. I want to suck on her calves until she's just bones down there. Oh that's right. Yeah really. Give her the piranha treatment. God she's a fantastic. Nibble on them bones. Yum yum yum yum yum yum. Speaking of piranhas that brings us to the oceans. Today we're discussing a well-known phenomenon. Do we have the cue? Yes. Marcus cue it up. Today we're going to be discussing everybody's favorite vacation spot. You're stressed out of work. You've had a long hard week. Sometimes you just

want to get away for a little while. That's right. Oh I think I see Bermuda over there in the right beyond the clouds. Wait a second. What's that green phosphorescent cloud? I've just been sucked into the Bermuda Triangle. That's right everybody. Today we're discussing the myth, the life, the legend of the Bermuda Triangle. It's Kokomo a place. I don't think so. I think it is. Kokomo was just like the name of a fancy drink. Yeah. I'd have a Kokomo on the rocks please. I'm here with my family and I've got to learn how to smile. It's the name of Brian Wilson's brain demon. How is that right? Kokomo says we got to put

together one more vocal right spinner. I can't go to sleep tonight. More waves. More waves. Henry Zabrowski and Marcus Parks as usual have done some crack research on the subject of the Bermuda Triangle. So let's start it off with missing persons. It starts off in the world of mysterious disappearances. Now we did a whole episode before this on mysterious disappearances all about like the freaky deaky shit that's going on inside of a national forest. Situations. But we found out the underlying cause of that is the fact that they are MK Ultra training facilities in these places and these kids are just you know guinea pigs

for our fucking government. Sure. NSA. That's right. CIA. FBI. 9-11. Was it an inside job? Well it wasn't an outside job. It was sort of an outside job to some degree. There was contractors involved. It was outside an inside job. But there was some there was something else to this. Somebody in the office was talking about it. A hybrid job. A hybrid. Double job. Just follow me here. It was a big job. It was a large job. So it's listening to Coast to Coast AM as you can imagine as I do. I'm sitting on my leather couch. I'm wearing an Amani suit drinking a fluted of champagne. Oh okay. And of course by Amani suit you mean your skin

with no underwear? I I'm just trying to paint a different picture. I feel like people have this sort of idea that I'm some kind of slothful person. No I'm not. As evidence from the pictures that you've posted. I'm just being a slothful person. Robert Stanley was a guest on Coast to Coast AM and he came and he was Robert Stanley. Robert Stanley is another let's call him an amateur investigator. Okay. Now made a living being a UFOologist. I try to get some information on the man himself but he's actually very difficult to pin down because I don't think he has the past. Oh all right. You know he's like one of those

guys who's like he just made up a new name for himself and just sort of doing UFO stuff. Right. So he came out and he started talking about how he has been well he runs this really actually awesome website called Unicus magazine and has done a bunch of stuff for UFO files and he's like he's been out there. Unicus magazine. Which is awesome. It's a great collection of articles. Okay. But he he started researching this this phenomenon going on Puerto Rico about these bodies going missing from graves. Now there's a bunch of people that were saying well this is a place of a very strange you know they have like a

santeria and all these weird religious practices there there could be witchcraft all those things. Yeah. Uh-oh. Oh Henry just broke down. What happened? You were talking so well. It goes to Louis Anderson just walked through me. Louis Anderson is still alive. Oh come back. But combo with these missing bodies are going on with there is a escalating number of UFO sightings happening around Puerto Rico and around the tropical islands. Now number one you can imagine the graves they need to relax right. They spend all day pouring out fucking cows assholes. All they want to do is they want to sit on

the beach and you know and they want to you know they drink of my tie and just enjoy themselves. It's Key West you know. That's right. You know anything goes. Margaritaville. Even the grays have to have some fun. Kickback relax every now and again. I don't know how the sand interacts with the weird membranes around their non-eyes. I think they got a lube it up quite often. Absolutely. Yeah lube up the eyes. So they're going to the islands. Right. But what this correlates to is a story that he had but basically around the the the the Caribbean on these these things called vile vortices one the most famous being the Bermuda

Triangle. Okay. And that he was speaking with a friend of his that will go unnamed. Well he called him Eddie but he said that he's a formerly like famous coast-to-coast guest. Right. And he wouldn't tell George the name. And George was like now you let me tell me you're not gonna giving the name here on the radio. Wow. He's just like you know it's like I'm afraid Georgie I got this story under very confidence so you can't. Secrets secrets. Stanley's got him. And so Eddie was a test pilot for the I believe it was the Navy. And he was testing it was a new Eddie was not a monkey. He wasn't a man all the way. It was a weird

thing. He was a monkey with human hands and feet. Oh one of the fun things we got from. So it was also the precursor to M. K. Ultron. Right. Right. They made a big job. Lots of shit. This is a big episode. Right. Okay. So Stanley's discussing his friend Eddie discussing the Bermuda train. No well Eddie Eddie was talking about him when he was a test pilot and what he he was testing the brand new what was brand new at the time at 14. Right. And he said that he was taking it only stress tests which was like trust it's chestings how far the engine can go. Like basically all these dangerous things that do well flying. So

the stress test for the plane for the plane not for him. Right. He was stressed out cucumber. Oh he was cool. No these guys are astronauts are don't get upset and don't get don't get like never. So they're saying I was reading a thing about when they were before the first moon landing when they went to go test these astronauts and they were like did you have no trouble sleeping is like no no no no just getting on a bucket and going on the moon and they're like well cool. They're right. Although there was that one female astronaut who really freaked out wore her diaper across the country. Sorry. So that's one

astronaut who kind of freaked out. Well they don't freak out as far as flying goes as far as life goes. They're not good at it. It's only good at being an astronaut. Yeah. And once you're not an astronaut anymore you don't count in society. Well let me just get through. So he basically he was he had done a bunch of tests on this plane already. A couple of civilian scientists that his like black ops bosses did like did basically didn't introduce him to came in and put these special measuring things on the wings of this plane. They're like just so you know you know you may see stuff out there when you when you

travel through what is now known as the Bermuda Triangle. He's like you're gonna see some stuff. What year was this? This was in the year. Hold on one second. It's a terrifying thing for your boss. 1975. Okay. 1975. I mean in 1975 people were seeing things everywhere. Every acid was all around. So he was flying through and basically he flew right into a gigantic green fog. All the devices that were newly hung up to his planes are going apeshit. As he comes through the outside of the fog he has lost all he's like lost two engines his plane is dying. He sees an island out in the middle of the ocean and he crash lands on

him. Right. And so he comes out he gets all shit out and out of the forest walks this beautiful Polynesian woman. Oh yes now she is his like totally he's like it seems like a primitive island there's like nothing going on but he would he notice that there were no like bugs and there were no like rats and there was no things like that it was like really calm beautiful weather and she's just like come with me I'll show you to your shanty and he's like what and she's like speak solo English they start banging right he's on this island he says he was on this island for like eight months he's there he's banging he's banging this

one he's got a family back at home well I mean when you're on the island you know it's fine he never knew and so he he's fucking tearing up some bush on the island he's talking with the tribal leader his girlfriend on the island gets sacrificed to a volcano god on the island it's sort of a I feel like we're talking about Joe's Volcker what Joe versus the story and he comes up to him and basically they're like what they knew is like his radio wasn't working he couldn't get in contact with anybody and they're like after they kill his girlfriend his island girlfriend they're

like well it's time for you to go home now and he's like well what do you need I'm having so much fun yeah I was doing great just give me another one that you see you get the feeling he just like put the batteries back in his radio he's like oh it works now all right I'll be leaving I mean he said that he took them out on a boat with his radio they took him out on a boat and went back out through the fog and came on the other side they went back on another canoe and when he looked back the whole island just went and just disappeared he came back to the United States he radioed they picked him up he was debriefed for a

year and this top in Pearl Pearl Harbor which is I've also now heard several people who go missing in these sort of like time shifts or whatever happens they end up at Pearl Harbor Air Force Base and deeply debriefed and he was there for a long-ass time because he's missing a seven million dollar test plane yeah like one of our top secret planes is just sitting what he says on an island that disappeared in the middle ocean and then eventually he revealed to George know who he was he didn't say it was on air he said off air but it was like this is really amazing and basically tied into this idea of the

Bermuda Triangle now where things get kooky-dooky right was there Robert Stanley has another theory altogether now the big thing is is that UFOs have seemed to be connected to this type of phenomena for a long time of course the first theory is just the original Bermuda Triangle theory that you know we just flew through this is what Robert Stanley this is where the UFO angle even comes from okay Robert Stanley comes out and he's just like what goes on on the earth is that we used to be a gigantic crystal we used to be a boy was I a deck of tea John or whatever the fuck that's called right we used to be a

gigantic dragon we used to be a giant Dungeons and Dragons diet for you fucking to translate right to everyone right and then when the edges fell off it created these would like when we round it out into a spur we all of the into a what a spur that's how that's how mathematicians call oh I see okay deep circle oh that's a circle what's the stuff in the middle there's a spur there's a spur and so okay during these point during the what they have these points which was the former intersecting lines which we've talked about before the lines yes and these and there's a 12 of these that serve as a

sort of wormhole that could possibly be used by alien life to come in and out of dimensions into our dimension and the premium triangle is hot spot it's a hot spot well there are 12 of these around the world these are called the vile vortices and they are essentially if you look around the world they are at certain points at all over the globe to make a sort of 12-sided die and there is there all over the world there's some there's one at the Algerian megalith of course the south of Timbuktu there's one of the Indus Valley in Pakistan and what are they doing this is my thing with Robert Salem's also talking about

researching other disappearances where it's just like a buddy's walking the forest and he's like hey Greg I'm gonna get pizza and he turns around Greg's gone you know I mean that's what happens and want pizza that night but the two most famous vile vortices by far is the devil's triangle or the devil see in Japan and the Bermuda Triangle don't go there ever see it belongs to him but I've really got to get there please be respectful I've got to go well we'll get to the the devil see here in a little bit let's stay over here on our side of the globe first yeah our home our home grown spotted did the fucking

weirdness so geographically the Bermuda Triangle goes from Miami Florida to San Juan, Puerto Rico and up to Bermuda I'm giving you background music I was like okay I'm gonna let him sing for a little bit yeah and it yeah it goes from the Florida keys over into Puerto Rico San Juan Puerto Rico and then up into Bermuda I think you're just talking I can't I can't do this I can't work like this it's gonna be difficult when Henry actually has a brain aneurysm like I don't know if he's having an aneurysm Henry has a brain aneurysm yeah no this keeps you alive Marcus that's the bizarre thing that is true this does keep me living I

just sit here and watch you get living at Henry I mean I love my life anger is human fuel that's right that's what my father kept saying well you're full and he hit me over and over and over again not enough not enough so the Bermuda Triangle has been a strange spot for occurrences for debt for centuries upon centuries Christopher Columbus himself said in 1492 when he sailed across that he saw strange lights off in the distance although I'm a drop of a pizza yeah he was Italian right he was it not yeah he was Italian the Mayflower that he

came over on right yeah Christopher Columbus sure I don't know he was Italian the name of the Santa Maria the Mayflower was the pilgrim at what he was an Italian with Spanish bosses which is now the terminal opposite of pizzerias here and here's an Italian with Spanish bosses times have changed for the better although we now we now think that the lights these off in the distance we're just natives on islands that he hadn't raped and killed yet oh but he's getting there just a just he's getting around to him he's a circle in a row and pointing and laughing at us he seems like a nice man bring him up bring him bring him

over to the island and then of course later on as we started keeping more records of what the comings and goings we started noticing a lot more disappearances right disappearances didn't really start getting going until say let's see here when was flight 19 flight 19 was possibly it was the one incident that caught the attention it's an amazing story and the one thing about all of these disappearances obviously we're gonna be discussing in our discussion some different 1945 1945 was flight 1945 flight 19 you know we'll discuss different theories and things but one thing these disappearances these

are facts you know everyone knows absolutely you know that these are you know they were in the papers you know somebody went missing and mothers and especially father's lost their children flight 19 was five separate planes yeah flight 19 was five planes five Avengers that were flying out over the Gulf of Florida and they were just on a routine training mission and then one of the captain's this guy Edward Powers he had to he went into the right he if I can tune into the radio and he said I don't know where we are we must have got lost after that last turn his last words were cannot see land we seem to be off

course yeah he says everything looks strange even the ocean and another pilot says it looks like we're entering whitewater we're completely lost and then there was a final crackling matter fine they're just like a yeah oh yeah what's that there what's that Bermuda come on Kokomo did he say you know what this remind dad I'm gonna write a song I'm gonna write a song Betty and then after that there was another ship sent out to search for him which immediately disappeared yeah disappeared without a trace and after this this was the they did the largest search of like the

largest naval search since World War two and they didn't find wreckage they didn't find a bit they found no wreckage what's what they still haven't found any wreck they found nothing although it is you know it's in these in the ocean that in where the Bermuda Triangle exists the ocean is so amazingly dangerous choppy the waves are so high right that even five airplanes could would be sunk within an hour I was watching a really interesting experiment because they were talking about like what goes on and around the Bermuda Triangle is these crazy crosswinds right the storms pop up there in a second yeah and they were

doing they were showing this thing called pyramid waves which is when two streams of wind come at each other they create literally like gigantic like it's like a spike of water shooting up from the ocean that like just flips boats sort of like an or like a like a bidet type situation okay yes absolutely like yeah if there was a giant up there and it just washed all his fucking dookie crumbs now is that a theory that there's just a large giant with some dingle berries no added to the list we'll put on the list yeah that's the that's attributed to the last podcast on the left theory of the Bermuda Triangle the

large giant with the dingleberries hanging from his but one thing they say about the again also about the if the floor of the Bermuda Triangle what's really interesting is that there are some places where the water is really shallow and then also some of the deepest like parts of the ocean and this is what causes this sort of bizarre what happens with shifts what that well that also causes the bizarre waves but what happens more often is the theory that there is volcanic gases that are escaping from the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle literally gigantic fart bubbles yeah yeah methane bubbles their huge

methane bubbles that come under and these methane bubbles what they do is they make the boat heavier than just shoot into the water I saw an experiment done on this where they did they took a boat out in the water they push the bubbles and of course it's going on because it's right next to fucking Mexico and you are gonna make a joke about something from the bean factory yeah I will say this about flight 19 though not to disparage the mystery but the pilot that was in charge of this training mission this was the fourth time that he had gotten lost he's kind of a Gomer pile yeah I feel a bit of a Gomer pile keep

they knew what sort of situation they were getting in you need to have a Gomer pile pissed off at him at first like fuck he's lost again of course yeah why do we keep putting goofy sanders up there every every important mission goofy he's got a terrible sense of direction you know maybe we shouldn't have him on a plane or flying a plane I feel bad for the person who had to go and do the mission following all these you know five people have died hey go look around the area where they all crash you know what we're gonna need to be a American patriot uncle Sam doesn't have

enough blood in his hands for the day so we're just gonna throw you on out there so now there are many different theories yeah as to why these both commit now we were to kind of address kind of the natural what would seem to be obvious right theories but then we've also already kind of being theory the Mexican bean theory which is also very true right bunch of cows in Middle Earth something like that in Middle Earth yeah whatever you know causing all the methane gas now let's just say this right let's say all the theories are true right so we've got UFOs possibly abducting people right that is another

theory UFOs are abducting people and they are moving to the which also explains this idea of time shifts because one thing that was interesting they were talking about with flight 19 and another when the US USS Colossus went missing that these ships experienced gigantic swaths of missing time like they'll like by the time they they figure out somewhere where they are they have lost according to their star maps and they're positioning in the speed they're traveling they're like they're losing like 30 minutes at a time yeah so just smaller small increments of time which very much so explain that's a

part of that that gives towards the the theory that it was an alien abduction I've got another story that corroborates our man's story from earlier at least not as far as the island goes but definitely as far as the fog goes this was in 1970 a guy from Florida named Brew Gernon junior no no he can't have a flight license can he fly a plane his brew like a beer no my name is brew my middle name is Scotch whiskey smell like whiskey Gernon junior I've got planes you're making up the words you made up your name you do you think you pay me you know actually why don't you take the plan just go crash it right

into the ground for us but you want him his father brew Gernon's just senior oh wow and they're proud I feel better for Mrs. Gernon oh really feel oh she's drinking the most and his no doubt about that and their friend Chuck Lafayette we're flying towards the been Mimi been but mini island in the Bahamas and noticed a strange elliptical cloud which he later called the electric fog it was hovering about 500 feet above the ocean here's an excerpt from a story here's what he said yes upon entering the cloud we witnessed an uncanny spectacle it became dark and black without rain and visibility was about four or five miles

there were no lightning bolts only extraordinarily bright white flashes that would illuminate the entire surrounding area interesting the deeper we penetrated the more intense the flashes became so we made a hundred and thirty five degree turn to the left and headed due south out of the cloud the remarkable thing is that we did not come out of the storm 90 miles away from Miami as we should have we had traveled through 100 miles of space we're in Cuba and 30 minutes of time and a little more than three minutes wow yeah they traveled the equivalent of 30 minutes of travel as far as like distance and it

only took them three minutes to do it and three minutes in the electric fog is something that actually does happen out there it's a meteorological phenomenon that's tied into electromagnetism and what it does that it clings to an airship and when the pilot is actually in the cockpit it seems like they're flying through a fog bank but the thing is that they're not flying through a fog bank the fog is attached to the plane absolutely because it's like a with you it's a cloud of electrons like a kind of mix up what's going on with your engine and there's a lot of things so it's a it's another weird phenomenon that

happens in super choppy water also mixed with like heavy sort of like electrical activity in the sky or is it a fucking like the opening doorway to a time portal is it no vial vortices I must say it has to be okay so we we have the Henry's of Browsky theory that this is a portal with the vial vortices so what would be what would be the point of a vial vortices portal well if you listen to Robert Stanley what he truly believes is that it may possibly be these these wormholes these places like the Bermuda Triangle and the Devil's Sea are in fact sort of like escape hatches that will eventually be used by

Pleiadian forces to help humankind leave Earth when the reptilian shadow government finally enacts NWO and they will use these escape hatches I'm saying it's not as credible as he wants it to be right but there is some truth there's some truth to it is the fact that he said those words and when these people yes yes that he did say those words when they when they have these sort of you know time lapses do they experience any paranormal activity that do they have any contact with with reptiles or aliens or anything like that or is it just more like what happened most people the actual bleeding anything the credible

witnesses that come forward they say that they have no real experience of the time passing it's just this happens and this happens right which is also very similar but that's similar to abduction scenarios where people just like wake up and like you always hear that story of someone driving in the car and they look up they see you a phone and then it's all of a sudden they're off the like the side of the road and it's two hours later and they don't know why yeah and the vortex theory there is some sort of scientific truth to this and that Einstein postulated that a curvature of space could cause even light to bend

through it and some theorists believe that time as a force of nature can also be warped based on your location and the Bermuda Triangle one location on earth with a fabric of time is so thin that travelers can slip through it and emerge on the other side of a completely different time I know we have just placed Robert Stanley on on the intellectual level of Albert Einstein you know these are indisputable undisputable and you know what I do have something from a website called my lot calm from a scientist okay as living hell zero one oh he's a scientist he's a scientist that's a gamer tag he's about

he's also he is 14 years old amateur you a follow amateur you sent away for and he he postulated a question mm-hmm to which dare for more answered here's what the question is for more it is him just these balls hanging out of his fly it is written dare for more dear for more no no I didn't dare for any actually yeah you chose dare you chose dare I haven't chosen anything since I've been here for the month hate this game I hate sleepovers yeah you're making all the decisions for me okay here is the question as most of the people among you know that the great scientist Einstein discovered the secret of the Bermuda

triangle and solved its mystery but why didn't he tell it to anybody was there anything that human beings should not know about that specific region or is every question raising in mind should not be answered I love that you're reading this as if the man is wearing clogs or did he not do so for the betterment of mankind what do you people say about this and dare for more responds thusly first of all what do you mean by you people I mean yeah exactly I feel what do you mean you mean people with their science or just like hey the kids Pakistani all right it's fine it's fine he means he means infidels infidels

there for more says well I think there may have been two reason either I'm Stein didn't find anything oh that's right I'm starting yeah this is pretty remarkable or the thing he had discovered should not be known by every man for Bermuda triangle the main reason I think is that there is a very strong gravitation power of earth which takes in everything yes honey I've got a great plate I got a great name for a bagel store I'm Steins bagel I was so close we're over we're done no one's going to I'm Stein bagel somewhere deep within his garbled English is a speck of truth he

is then and by the way he capitalized the thing and the main reason yes of course like Hunter Assamson he would yeah in order to do Gonzo journalism it's Gonzo journalism what's the speck of truth do you think in the man there is one theory that may or may not sure tie it all together okay which is two scientists named Dr. Paul Wainzig and Paul Lee knows that it's key they started interested they were a scuba diving scientist couple which is God knows the muff hair going on in that relationship and so I think limited muff hair to be honest with you I think scuba divers are totally I don't know I don't even know

so they went down there shaped now for a long time there have been a merry theories Mary Mary theory Mary now see you just lost your train of thought and just went to an Asian accent that's what I do we haven't gotten to the devil see yet I'm so good so the number one theory that would so far is vile vortices vile vortices but where this could be there could be an origin story for that part as well yes which is these two scientists found what they believe to be a gigantic translucent pyramid at the bottom of the Bermuda Triangle now there's some people who think that it's like it's a gigantic submerged USO

unidentified submerged object a submerged object and if you watch anything about the devil's triangle or the Bermuda Triangle they will say USO over and over and over again in order for you to be convinced that it's a real thing could be a bunch of trash but they just say USO where it's just like you could even just just I don't know what I don't know what is about USO but it tries me nuts well it's it's just the same thing as the shows that we put on for soldiers and it's confusing I don't like that it's USO is taken find a different name that's for our boys that's for our boys who are hiding the

secrets of USO's from us oh they don't have any secrets they're pawns in this massive game of chess and so they found this translucent pyramid which they took several grainy pictures of which they said they've lost the rest of the footage and then there is more there's there's so there's several theories around this glass pyramid it's right it could either be a submerged UFO an underground Apple Store an underground Apple Store that's possible a Trump village you never know he's loving it down he's loving life they live with the quaps you fight you fight octopus that's your Donald can't fire the octopus you

fight you fight you fight you fight you fight you fight I got eight hands my brain my brain is done for today and so there's but then there's another theory that a guy named Fraha real quick what can you fire a squid you fight squid and an octopus out of work wow that's sad sad day of the Brita triangle oh my there was a man there's two people that do sort of astral projection work named Fraha and Marlena okay these two Germans Martina Martina I'm sorry Martina and basically they projected themselves into this glass pyramid and what they saw but there were two open hands and a gigantic crystal in the middle of it

right and what they have sorted to believe there's they have that one episode where they talk about there's two machines at the bottom of the Bermuda triangle and one is this one is that there may possibly that this that this translucent triangle is what a lot of people believe that pyramids are across the world are gigantic batteries for free energy they're Tesla batteries and that what's going on at the bottom of Bermuda triangle is that the flood of Atlantis happens so fast when when the ice age was over and Atlantis got flooded it got submerged and its power stations are still on they're down

there in the ground and they're on and they're making shit happen they're making energy shoot up and down this would explain the bidet like actions all these types of things but then there's what what is true is what they or what they say is true is what they took pictures of the top of it they said it's got this hole built into the top of the pyramid the very point of the pyramid and that water rushes through this this hole and creates crazy wave effects and that again maybe someone put this there in order to protect the true relics of Atlantis because that's the other theory as that Bermuda triangle is

the former ruins of Atlantis right that is evidenced by the discovery of the Bermini Road also known as the Bermini wall straight rocks it's just it's straight rocks yeah but it's it is a it looks to be a man-made road that is deep deep it is almost a mile it's half a mile under the water now this is something I'm really into I think that this is actually probably true and I do I do sort of give credence to the idea that there was a advanced race of people before us yeah and this is where they lived because why not you live in Bermudan she's gonna be beautiful yeah I take it back it was a half a mile from

Bermini but it was only five meters in deep in the water so not that deep but it is it seems to be a constructed stone pathway that just runs straight into the Bermuda triangle there's a lot of shit going on a lot of stuff and there's another theory that says that that big hole is where a gigantic Atlantean power crystal known as the Tueo stone oh Tueo okay and they're just making that up well now we're getting into Edward Casey when he believes that he's from Atlantis but he's he learned all that by sleeping on his couch yeah so eventually Atlantis will rise and California will sink into the ocean burn to the ground

so but I do but this is where we've now mentioned about three things that we could do an entire episode on entirely like Edgar Casey we're gonna do its own as episode the Palladian I mean they're giving us help they're trying to reach out to us so those are the theories we have the vile hordesies the graze in the the graze trying to hold the portal off for the Palladians and in Mr. Casey here with this theory of we're getting a little deep here yeah it's a little deep but I think surprisingly we've been coherent this whole time I if you do think so please send us an email yes please rate our coherence on the scale

of Ben to Henry very awesome and so we have three theories done are there any more prominent theories in the paranormal oh yes yes yes there was one more also from the the alternative theory from our friends Franja and Martina I'd like to do a reading of this story that they had while they were they were basically with these are two these are two again highly sexed German that's right they are using asher projection in order to speak with aliens told a very sad story about the graze yeah okay about they did sell they didn't tell a story about how the graze are actually just very sad and then sadly they're

they're slaves to the reptilians because a long time ago essentially the reptilians destroyed them put their planet without them knowing it and well they found out I'm sure no what happened is the reptilians into the old flip a roux and showed up and be like well we're the only ones who can help your planet now so in order for us to save your race you have to be our slaves and they're like right right I mean well he's just eating his wife's pussy I mean the craze do sound like a subservient alien race if that's the way they sound before we get into this tell me about tell me what the mantis race is

well what I've heard now I've now heard the mantis race about four times yeah which is another one of the 13 alien races that we speak with on any given basis and that what they are is they are just actually really hard to get along with because we literally cannot as much as we can understand the graze the draconians the Pleiadians the Nordics and the Nussians we look at the mantis people and there's something about their aura energy that makes us nervous so they're this is what Martina says her muggins no it's everyone else is talking and they look at the mantis dude he's going like that is tenets I

know you're just like how do I speak with this guy yeah at least learn how to play spades with this gray dude yeah you know like that dude is I don't know what he's doing he's going like yeah you're chewing on lettuce I mean that's the row and bile up all over a burger that we got to play it on white castle sliders because you try to be friendly sure new 12 races of friends here right and he's shooting fucking acid all over anything so we could slide into his thorax and that's why foreign policy is so hard there are tillies no one's judging him because they're like oh we're all one giant cosmic race get over it

guys put a mask on yeah just grossing pits yeah do something nice for everybody present yourself but a muzzle on that monkey by the way I wanted to say thank you everyone for the boob comments when Henry posted the Richard speck video man he's got some classic tips we've never had such a sexually charged comment thread man's fields holy lord yeah you put it you get a mantis man with those Richard speck like titties and I think they would make it acceptable oh yeah and as soon as he creeps you out saying it has the blue panties on oh that's great to hear yes all right so this is one last theory for

the about the vermuda triangle let's get to that voting in private session Martina was directly from to start being pulled into space where spaceship was placed during the next 10 minutes a couple of aliens showed up among them and mantis and gray those beings were friendly yet we didn't know what the appearance meant the very court came into Martina's mind does that make any sense yet slowly it became clear that the spaceship has been caught in a time space great of course Martina was moving along the time space great until she reached a time space bending a sort of chute which is connected towards the

earth are you even blown she was heading towards the center of the chute relocating herself in Atlantis apparently there had been a machine installed in Atlantis causing this time space grid to stop and spaceships are from interesting the earth we think it was only a set that ships of benevolent aliens you're five such a being Arnold Schwarzenegger this machine has been stopping positive aliens on helping us since the times of Atlantis apparently it is functioning in the family of time I mean that a problem it doesn't exist anymore yet he was there working back in Atlantis it is a collage of access we're

not sure though during the sessions the bird reflux suddenly came into Martina's mind too at the end of the sessions the bird reflux stop came up we couldn't figure out what it meant then the place of the machine showed up it was a Bermuda triangle this was another aha Martina saw sea ships passing by my association the disappearance of ships in the Bermuda triangle was a side effect as the space-time anomalies caused by this machine it was unavoidable by then a grade showed up helping us Martina was getting close to the machine it was placed inside a great hall and walls of the building were

covered with gems and other things and Tina stood in front of a big tube of issues some parts have been bowed down apparently this was the core of the machine all together cooperating our destructiveness we destroyed the thing successfully the bird checkmate came from somewhere so basically he just claims to have saved the entire world he stopped the ships from disappearing because the Martina went down and shut off the space-time anomaly machine right it was keeping benevolent spaceships from entering earth and helping us in the Pleiadian the Pleiadian idea of helping us from the the reptilian shadow

government so Francois and Martina's Tina Martina Martina on ha ha ha Tina and Martina yeah they saved us they saved the entire world they entire human race thousands of dollars thousands and thousands of well they they ask is a positive UFOs able to help us now I don't know it's just an elaborate scheme I don't know all right so let's let's hit the hero the devil's triangle the devil's triangle oh and then where I put my feet then it's hot side the devil's triangle oh how I rough to take a roughly ripped raft out onto the dip triangle and oh my god no very interesting the devil's triangle

interestingly enough sits on the exact opposite of the earth it's one of the vile vortices it's on the exact opposite of the earth from their Bermuda triangle it's like the Bermuda mouth is the Bermuda triangle is the mouth hole and the devil's triangle is the poop hole well the devil's triangle is never mind the devil's triangle has to be the butthole yeah that's why I call mine after yesterday how many burritos did you eat yesterday no I did I mean much healthier okay good you look good yeah you look great thank you so the devil's triangle yes it would make sense that it would be the butthole because it is the

more violent and the more dangerous of the two okay by far and this is where we're seeing UFOs out the fucking cackle and in fact they have been seeing UFOs there the very first recorded actual like print like put down on paper record of a UFO it's incredible came from the devil's triangle which is also really interesting this is in your 1803 right you know three 1844 1844 the first one's in 1825 the next one's in 1835 and the next one's in 1840 a lot of stuff together there's three of them there are three texts which show the and these are the sorobune no what's really interesting about this documented

alien sightings over the devil's just in terms of like the true countless pictures of what they saw these giant metal orbs that are showed up on the beach and multiple people saw but this also came during a time period when Japan was completely closed off to the rest of the world they were doing an isolationist period so they have no stories coming from the outside there they were not influenced by anybody when they saw these gigantic metal orbs we didn't kind of start with the idea that the devil's triangle the one thing about it is that the bottom is is heavily like volcanically active yeah like they are

they're so the fart gas theory comes really heavily into play and you're right no it's not near Mexico so your bean theory is a bit defunct well no they're having rice I guess I've never heard of a Japanese farting no they don't they don't oh we know far yeah fish don't fart taboo in taboo we come oh kamikaze oh I did a kamikaze too hard and I got to be in a kamikaze too hard can you imagine getting a shit streak in your samurai costume I mean that's the thing I honestly is a dime ahead I got it I do not believe the Japanese fart that I do I can see that theory but there are several stories that

even predate that story that it was like when the Mongolians were attempting to take over Japan for years and years and years it was like the emperor of Mongolia was obsessed with taking Japan he wanted it real bad they several times they went through their gigantic the talk about our modus were destroyed by weather yeah in the devil's triangle or the dragon's triangle and a part of that came to believe that they the Japanese came to believe that there was a dragon living in the bottom of this part of the ocean that was protecting them and then also if you fuck with it too much by going around it you will get snapped

up in his cross yes indeed any any sort of crystal like pyramid situations going down in the devil's triangle or is that the Japanese pretty much just say it's a dragon it's just a dragon they they began and ended with dragon oh okay I mean you know when you start off at the right answer when you call everything a dragon everything you don't understand a dragon then it all becomes a dragon I mean I you can't disagree with it and it's an absolute fact so we want to go into the Utsunan booty it refers to an unknown object which allegedly washed ashore in 1803 okay and you know later accounts are in 1825 1835 1845

according to the legend an attractive young woman arrived on a local beach aboard what they call the hollow ship big tits slamming ass not looking like that what you want her to look like I'm not sure if she looked like I can make her look like anything I want my brain okay just take a time out any one of you girls no no no don't say that to the audience there you're creeping them out a little that's either creeping them out or encouraging them both are bad both are bad I better take this samurai diaper off yeah yeah it's getting full of streaks and toots fishermen brought the woman inland to investigate further but

the woman was unable to communicate in Japanese to which the fishermen returned her and her vessel to the sea where it drifted away will you keep her I mean that's that's your lady now I don't know why would you want more respect see you but I mean just because you can't speak Japanese or whatever I don't know what she looked Japanese but she couldn't speak Japanese and the boat in which she showed up and was very mysterious looking if you look at the different metal sphere it's a giant metal sphere if you look at the illustrations and they are classic UFO design right one question that I have right after reading

that or after watching this is that that you could answer this for me Henry why has UFO technology not progressed all that much well it's not much you're maybe looking at the fact that to them there's so such thing as time so what you're looking at is a bunch of different they could all this kind of like a weird you're welcome but they can all come from the they can all come from the same time period in their world to us and our time periods are varying wildly so it's like you're basically we could be looking at the same crew with like 40 ships all right because if you want to give that theory because the one that

you see in 1803 is also one that you see in 1976 like it could also be a part of their it could also be a part of the aliens intention to show us the same symbols over and over again so we recognize who they are it's possible that they don't just don't have that many spacecrafts as well right they could be pulling a stunt much like the Russians did during the Cold War where they just flew the same four planes or they could live for millions and millions of years right it could be and they might have a small fleet you know they built things the last back in those days yeah back in the future back in

3999 I remember that totally so the devil's triangle versus the Bermuda triangle let's go death count total missing persons which one of these triangles is the overall dominator of human souls well they had the thing about the the dragons triangle drag devil see is that they have swallowed up gigantic like military boats like they have a thing called a coyota more room number five more room number five no no if you want to know Google Lou Vega mombo number five live our hell but they say that they did that went to go investigate a series it's a gigantic fleet of rescue boats want to go again

research like go look for and look for the reason why a bunch of boats are going missing a devil's triangle and then they disappear yeah it in two years from 1952 to 1954 the Japanese lost five military vessels wow and crews lot the crews that were lost told over 700 people and then they sent out a whole another boat with a hundred scientists on it and that fucking disappeared to Japan they're like 40% science but what makes that place different than the Bermuda triangle is the number of UFO sightings that are seen of UFOs coming out from the ocean and a matter of fact there were so many the Russian

government put together a fact-fighting team to go and research the UFO problem and that they sent a they sent a barge that was buzzed by UFOs for like a week so as far as portals go you would say the devil's triangles a more active portal for the for the aliens because there are a lot of people who talk about how like that kind of volatile volcanic activity like those volcanoes could be vents to another dimension if we if you want to get groovy like that yeah right and we do and some people say that the the time vortices are acts complete accidents of nature and that we never know when we're gonna fly into one of

them some say that the wormholes are gigafractions of a square inch so gigafractions of a Gigafraction so tiny they're tiny tiny is a beautiful woman's feet some people call them bind them it's a root practice space windows space sure yeah and other you know in these wormholes could also be some people say that these are interdimensional travel stations for aliens to travel towards us from other dimensions other travel stations and from other like kind of a yeah just a portal according to the Pleiadians the earth was specifically put here is because we're at a center of a bunch of different like a nexus of wormhole

highways that people can get here and that we're some kind of gigantic archaeological like zoo some kind of like weird zoo of you know species and plants and I definitely I bet the reptilians don't do podcasts no we're here for that's why the human race is worth saving yeah I mean as far as the earth goes you can't do a great zoo non-financial podcast that's right that's right we don't want money yeah how we do well you know you give us the Pleiadians really want to help they'd send a check all right all right well let's not request the Pleiadians to give us money they're saving us from the

reptilian overlords and the overall assassination from a series of grays so it comes down to you know what I think the big thing about Bermuda Triangle and the devil's the devil's sea is a stop taking fucking boats that's what that's what you guys are from the episode stuff but planes don't seem to do around it you can't use them you can't take the big cargo all right let's just wrap what is even big cargoes anymore just what are we taking like beanie babies cars beanie babies cars don't we make them where we get them don't they make them at the store where you go buy them do we have nap time music for Henry do we have that

other song that I sent I hope you find it right quick yeah give that well this has been a very fascinating episode I've done there's a lot of stuff in there oh there's tons of stuff we had to be with you don't know as we took a week off because Ben was very sick I was very sick my but my voice is back now I feel strong always kind of feel like a little like we have to get back into it oh it was wonderful no we learned a lot about the devil's triangle and of course the Bermuda Triangle and if you guys have any theories of your own of course please email cave comedy radio I also ask Jackie's boyfriend Doug's father who

stationed in Guam to ask yes and he asked a bunch of questions about the devil's triangle while he was out there and basically he said that it was a everyone just doesn't go you know like don't go the government has put a specific blockade on that area that's what's really interesting too is that they don't go but a lot of it's got to do with the fact there's a tremendous amount of volcanic activity on the seafloor definitely and of course we mentioned the Palladians quite a bit in this episode and I believe the next episode we've never fully committed in an entire episode to the Palladians may

have a whole different side of the story that we may not have been too aware of as yet yeah so we're gonna crack you know get into that case on the next episode and Marcus is unable to find the song but that's who's saying the song with Barry Manilow Barry Manilow I was searching for Neil Diamond oh come how do you confuse the two that's ridiculous so we'll have Barry Manilow take us out to hail Satan everybody hail Satan don't go to Bermuda unless you want to relax and definitely not go to the devil's triangle it's full of dragons and now this is I feel like is a song that really captures what the Bermuda

Triangles all about Magusalations Magusalations, hail me, hail again, hail yourselves everybody we'll talk to you soon this is a nice song I can see you throwing a beach ball up in the air kicking around some sand kick it Barry I see a green fog we're heading into white water I can't see land this is the best why is it this is the closing song for every television shows credits we're coming for you Barry's coming for you