Last Podcast On The Left - Episode157: Nazis and the Occult Part 1 - Severe and Annoying

Episode Date: February 17, 2015

It's part one of our coverage of the occult roots of the Nazi party, from the seemingly harmless teachings of Madame Helena Blavatsky to the nefarious Thule Society and beyond.

Hey everyone, if you haven't yet be sure to go to podsurvey.com to take a quick survey to help us get some advertisers and to help us Keep this podcast free. That's podsurvey.com slash last really helps us out a lot. We appreciate every single one of you There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started Can I just start off by saying number one that Hitler just wasn't any fun Like true truly not any fun and my question is is that at some point in the middle of the rally When they're holding the flags and everyone's marching in the swattska shape

There's no one turn to someone else and someone like hey man. Hey, I think that maybe we're the bad guys. I Think we're the bad do bad guys march this well though. I don't think so When I look at the when I look at the reels of the Americans they're laughing and playing guards how Hitler I found one Very good, I'll go back to my bread store. Here we go. Yes. Oh, here's your chocolate till you reward for juice sniffing Hitler and the occult all right welcome to the show. That's Marcus Parks. I'm Ben kissle today's episode is great It we're studying the the occult connections of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi party. Yeah, basically their occult origins Yeah, I know there's a lot of you know

Um, hookey spooky dumb shit connected to the occult Origins of the Nazis, you know between this hookey spooky dumb shit, you know, like, you know, we'll talk about this stuff You know like a possible reptilian influence them talking with UFOs and stuff like that But actually in real life the real occult beginnings of the Nazi party are So terrifying and so real and chilling that it's that's enough We don't need the conspiracy side one could almost describe them as hookey spooky dumb shit Yes, a lot of this stuff. Yes, there is a very real basis for the Nazi party as far as occultism goes Some of this stuff here. I'm just gonna go ahead and put a little bit of a caveat on this

You know a lot of this stuff some of this stuff may be true, but I wouldn't go right in a book report about it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah bring this into your American history class next week I would say like um, well the last podcast guy said that Hitler could levitate at any given Wednesday But that's actually entirely true Yeah, I would say for this episode usual you can take this podcast as gospel. Oh, yeah The topic believe it or not a little sensitive and the other thing too So is that we are not going to necessarily break a new ground in the Nazi world Because you know a lot of people have covered them, but again, I just want to just reiterate it again. They were not fun

They're not funny guys. They're not funny cool guys. No well well dressed Hugo boss. Was it Hugo the dressed? Yes, it was I got to say They looked good Another thing about the Nazis, okay? Yes, how much bad shit they did but link about the good things they gave us such as The VW bug yeah, I don't like yeah, it's a terrible car, but it's cute No, I like and the girl I had a crush on in college drove one and I loved it I thought it was really cute the VW bug is amazing technology And it proves that the Germans knew how to get a lot of people into what looked like a small space exactly because my head I

Lee way in there when I'm sitting down because I guess they did the same sort of like illusion at Auschwitz when that made that tiny shower that like 50 people in there And now we have to have a morning moment and all right And that was very sad and that was awful. Yes, I don't like libraries. Germans got rid of those. So that's good books I don't read them burn them Another good thing that the Nazis did were the those pantsuits Sure pretty fucking tight-looking. Yeah, just a I mean I watch an old documentary about the Nazis And I'm like one of all those cool Williamsburg hipsters do it

I Forward well I had a bit of a time researching on this one because I would I would go down certain roads on the internet Well, first of all, I was gonna base a lot of this tiptoe tiptoe around I wish that you could put something on your computer or your Google searches Google searches That just let's the NSA know that it's just like doing research You know I disagree with all this you mean like the Pete Townsend filter. Oh, yes the pedophile Pete Townsend No, I was doing research on little boys wieners for a book. I was writing. It's called a little boys wieners

Oh, oh, oh how I love to suck up. It's an under the coffee table book. That's where I suck them see Well, I did find like there were a lot of holes that I went down Where I would be following a Nazi occult hole and it would say it sounded just for absolutely fucking fascinating And then I'd find out it was a campaign for a tabletop role-playing game That happened three separate times. There's tabletop role-playing games involving Nazis Colic and Thulu. Yeah It's called Delta Green. You're also just gonna straight up see the Nazi Party is is the the absolute darkest side of Nerdum run rampant. Oh, they're fucking nerds. Yeah, they're pieces of shit

Party poopers. They're straight-up party poopers. Oh, yeah, and they are they are the guys that like will go like you saw in high school That would bring their homework to a party It's like all the Hitler wanted he got everybody together. They got him in uniforms. They got him flags. It was like a risk game It really was and that's why Dylan and that we would bring up the Columbine all the time But that's why those nerds loved him so much too big old trench coats and wearing eye makeup and whatnot. Yeah I sure I'm we gave them what they were looking for and so I want to say fuck the Nazis. We got them right in the pants Oh, yeah, we did and the nerds the nerds attract more nerds because I had a book that I was extremely excited about Called the Spear of Destiny

It was called the Spear of Destiny and I was reading it and it was fantastic And it was all based around the fact this guy Steiner was a friend of Hitler's and the Hitler had Again, it's like it's a real loose thing to call like Hitler's friend. I don't know. He had many friends Well, he had a couple people were just scared to not say. Oh, yeah That's a stupid mustache like they're like trying not to say that blurt that out loud or like step on his shoes I mean as far as jokes go, I guarantee you Hitler got the most laughs out of anybody in Germany. Yeah That's such an amazing premise not hacky at all

Let me tell you this is about isn't it weird when you go into an elevator and you are you are with someone else? And it's so awkward Just say hello to them. Hey, Hitler. Tell me that one again about how women drive versus how guys drive. Oh, yes Then women they drive the car. It's let's me put on makeup. Let's me I sit in period blood Wait a second, let me get this ruler. I have to measure your nose. I But I laughed This guy Stein was supposed to have known Hitler and he was supposed to have gone over to

England to be Winston Churchill's right man a right-hand man as far as the occult workings of Hitler's mind Uh-huh, but I did a bit of research on the guy that wrote the uh that wrote this book And who would have thought that a guy named fucking Trevor Ravenscroft would be unreliable But Ravenscroft at least he kept his first name. Maybe But Trevor When pressed he said that he was a student underneath this Steiner guy and that Steiner was writing this book when he died And the spear of destiny just to catch people up is what they believed is a is a powerful Talisman and that Hitler had which was a spear that was used to cut the side of Jesus Christ

We're gonna go into further detail with it. Yeah, we're gonna go into further detail with it but this guide Ravenscroft was pressed in an interview when some of Stein's family members said I've never heard of Trevor Ravenscroft Ah red flag I never heard of this guy. I don't know he had studied with my husband for how long absolutely not No, no, no, and you remember house, and he's like it is I travel Ravenscroft And he's got like a velvet fucking cape on and a fedora Well, ah Will you join my guild in World of Warcraft? I called it Galadriel's Galadriel

Yeah, you remember a Ravenscroft if you ever meet a Ravenscroft you'll remember Oh, you'll remember cuz he'll give you a single red rose tell you to meet you meet him by the graveyard of the Cross stones of midnight. Oh, that's great. It's like the bachelor, but you don't want to actually marry him Well, it turns out that this Steiner guy not only was not Hitler's close friend But had only seen him once at a hotel in 1940 But Trevor Ravenscroft never knew Steiner and when pressed in the interview he said well, I do kind of know him I've been talking to him through a medium and that's kind of like how I am really close friends with Al Sharpton Yeah, I've seen him. I saw him once in a restaurant and I've been talking to the faucet

Dressing it as it's Al Sharpton. Well, that's nice. I'm sure the faucet doesn't appreciate the negative So now let's get it Let's start going back and seeing some of the the the Scookey-pookey fucking eggs that the Nazi party came from and it start with One of our favorite songs one of your favorite songs. Why is it mine? You know I can just see your opa and your grandmother dancing together at the wedding Very nice Henry Your father was an NYPD officer who was a racist only this job made him racist

There it is just the regal the flag so I could see the flags Oh, it's it'd be so pretty if it wasn't so evil. Oh, you even oh, I just want to see oh, the colors are nice I don't know. Oh It's just oh the boots are so shiny. Oh, it's gotta be gotta be shiny We're listening to Richard Wagner right now Now this was the fucking pop beats that Hitler did like did his fucking beatbox dancing to back in the old 1920s Oh, yeah, we'll get more into Hitler's love of Wagner and how Wagner one of you know But one of the best composers and opera writers in the history of man helped to inspire the Nazi party now the Nazi belief system

An amalgam. Let's call it a hodgepodge. I'm all grown. It's an amalgam a Jim jumble Jim jumble Jim jumble It was based mostly in Teutonic mythology ancient German mythology But it also brought in other things such as Tibetan beliefs that brought in certain Atlantean beliefs and their entire goal was to create a new religion a religion of blood As they called it and they call it the original religion of blood because basically kind of spurred off There's several different beginnings of it You know, you have the Atlantean the idea that that the Teutonic people came from Atlantis

What are these Teutonic people look like if I was if one was to show up right now? I think I'm sitting next to Beautiful red-headed Kind of soggy looking bodies. Honestly. No, no, no, you would be you would be forced to be working in some sort of factory You wouldn't be killed, but you would definitely use your strength But they your half-beast type blood would probably be used to lift boxes Yeah, but you say from the camps, but you could use so much more with half-beast type blood No, you'd be a part of the auction schluffin. Yes. Well, it sounds kind of fun And so the idea is that there were the religion of blood basically came from about keeping that blood pure that pure white

blonde hair blue eye up to light brown pale Complexion and at the very beginning when you will go into deeper detail, but you know, we came from the Atlantans. We did not me I'm Polish. All right I had your grandfather's fucking shoelaces tickle on my grandfather's back in the middle of Poland in the day I Sure as a brouskes found a way to get out of it like you found a way to get out of the subway by doing a Chris Farley We worked on the radio doing Vodaville. Yeah, exactly Fuck you man. My ancestors were fighting in World War one

I had two great-great-grandfathers fighting in the Great War against the Kaiser We got his right in the pants But the Atlantans were a group of space white people that came that were like nine feet tall blonde as the Sun and Super psychic they could jump like a hundred feet and basically they said over time the The muddling of the race quote-unquote is what the reason why white people are no longer psychic. So they look like Dirk Novenski Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, actually. That's a very good way of putting it So let's talk about the mood of Germany it was sour. It was very sour in the 1890s in the eight

Let's go back down to the 1890s to the beginning of the second German Reich This would be the Germany that was led by Kaiser Wilhelm And this is also a Germany that was coming out of the aristocracy from land-owning aristocrats Into the industrial revolution now when the industrial revolution came all of a sudden all these hoi-toi Aristocrats who were able to keep the peasants down. All right Now had all their power taken away from them because the city's industrial. Yeah, because the city's became like slums It used to be that only the fancy people went to the cities But now it's like Dieter's von Dilsdark

Fucking dildo company that used to be made in his tiny fucking hut in in Cork's lock and now get as being made in a Factory in the middle of Berlin And so right people are moving to the cities now to follow the follow basically follow their jobs Well, there's always ebbs and flows with like white flight and now I remember when I first made my first dildo Oh, it was nine feet long and it was made from a felled york tree And oh if I so course but I just the grip of my sweet girls sweet vagina It smooth the dildo to a polished hue You you put it in women to smooth it like an old-school pencil sharpener is sauce sauce smooth

never Change So they you do it and my world come back come back I will say out of all the products that the Germans have created. I would not trust them in the dildo game Oh, no, they were sensitive enough. They were not looking to make orgasms No, no, no screams though. Yes So that is why the aristocracy was not happy in this time as far as the lower classes went There was an influx of Slavic people at this time because Austria was not part of the Germanic peoples at this time

It was part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. So in comes the Slavic people And with that the hatred of the darker races and the Slavic people and this is very important The Slavic people were heavily backed by the Catholic Church Making the Catholic Church something that the blonde-haired blue eyes Germanic people came to hate looking for a third way That was the other one of the only things that the Nazi party did right was basically canceling Christmas They canceled Christmas right and they got rid of the Jesus element of Christmas and made it a festival lights where people just gave Presents and fucking got drunk and they brought back the summer solstice of parades They perfected Christmas then they got rid of the baby Jesus. I will say

Slavic it's a tough people to really get behind The name they have a they have a rough name. They have a rich history They're a full of people at the folklore you got stone soup came from that place Golem came from that. Yeah stone soup will fill you up for a couple of months So what came from this period in time especially from the peasants was something called Laban's reform Which was a return to nature very hippie-dippy type stuff. They were vegetarians. They believed in communal living That it was very much a return to nature type of movement, which is just like the exact op I mean like the Nazis were just what comes out of this by the way

This is a full 30 40 years before the Nazi Party even began basically they were on the right track Germany was on the right track to be like we're gonna fuck and we're gonna be cool and modern and like have like big cities filled With all different cultures. We're gonna be like, you know, free love have a good time And it's just like they let the fucking they let them win. They let the bad guys win They let the hippies win. No, they didn't their hippies got stumped like they do Sure the reason why we're starting so far back and the reason why we're giving you guys this background information because in my opinion This the occult roots of the Nazi Party It's the only thing that makes Nazi Germany makes sense

Yeah, cuz then you see what cuz honestly when you were when I was researching it when I was good watching the videos that we were setting back and forth the This thing sends a chill up my spine because when you watch the the Nuremberg rallies from afar and you watch the philosophy go from this esoteric backwards occult stuff to Actual practice you see the madness that was happening. It was a group Fucking delirium. Yeah, that made people do what they did right Yeah, and so these people the the lower the people in the lower class they started to form cults essentially Based around astrology based around nature and the aristocracy They started to form secret societies based around the writings of various mystics at the time the most

Influential of which was madame Helena Blavatsky. No, she was a real Kathy Bates. Yeah, Blavatsky. Yeah I love a good Blavatsky. She was like, you know, I think that literally the term broad was built on this one possibly She seems like a strong woman She was a Russian philosopher and occultist and she established a research and publishing Institute called the Theosophical Society She defined theosophy as the archaic wisdom religion the esoteric doctrine once known in every ancient country having claims to civilization Wow, it sounds exciting One of the main purposes of this theosophical society was to form a nucleus of the universal brotherhood of humanity Without a distinction of race creed sex case or color, which is the exact opposite of what she ended up doing

Yeah, it's a little bit ironic there. Well, Blavatsky. She really she gets a bad rap for being The I think what Blavatsky is like, you know how we wouldn't have nickel back if we didn't have nirvana Sure, Blavatsky's like nirvana. I don't know but then some of this stuff is straight-up races, right? This is the problem with all the cult teachings is that as soon as you get to like it's the beginning is always really cool You'll see and then the time you get to the seventh race It's always white people and they're coming to save the day And it's always in a way that you're like, but that's not killing everybody. Is it necessarily save in the day, right? There's sort of a Stephen King sort of issue with a lot of the occult. They just don't know how to end the book

Yes, you know, and so they're always like what are we gonna do? And then I'm not sure Milan's like make them sleeping the whole time and then Stephen King is like I don't make them The Jews were bad, you know something. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, well that's he needed to work on that third act Oh, yeah, right, right. So in 1888 she goes to Tibet and she's taken Underground under a to be ancient Tibetan temple to see a sacred text called the secret doctrine Which describes the hidden elect the great white brother, you know what? I always like a boss, but all of these documents that always say that how white people are like super like, you know a super superior They're always super secret and no one else can see them

It's always like now. They're in the other room, but you can't see it But I'll tell you exactly what I saw it now. It was a lot of a lot of we got a lot of Kate Hudson's going on Wow Mormonism the the golden plates and all yeah, it's key Yeah, secrets are the key to all religions and all occult. That's right She claimed constant telepathic communication with these hidden masters who would reveal to her the occult history of the human race They reveal to her seven races five of them right here. You've got the astral race Which is the highest which is where we started from yeah, that's where we started from then you've got the Hyperborean race who they were a lost race from a vanished continent

Which is kind of what Plato and Aristotle talk about how like there was a land of giants and basically you Astral like the way to sort of say it is that basically we showed up as a bunch of spirit energy through do you remember that giant on the giant Jewish star on Mars that everyone filtered through yeah like all the souls and they all go shut off to earth That's where all started okay like in Mario It's called like a tetrahedron. I forgot what it's called is the three-dimensional Jewish star. Yeah, that was used I'm David star David used as a hyper-dimensional traveling device and they all shot to earth and they became they came in this astral form and then they

Solidified into the hyperborean race. They developed atomic power and blew up their own continent essentially okay That is exactly what that is Mario galaxy. Yes Yeah, exactly what they do in Mario galaxy. It's all coming together. Then there's look the Lemurians they sound terrible. They interbred with animals and eventually disappeared. I see yeah But then they also you know, but that also just they flip it to being like they hearted They started having sex with people who didn't have blonde hair. Yeah, then there were the Atlanteans The Atlanteans of course psychics powered by mysterious energy source killed by flood We did all episode on Atlantis that you can go listen to and then finally there was what she called

The race of hope. Oh, the Aryans I don't know any This is also through her writings is where it's really started coming up the the first use of the Germanic Version of the swastika. Yeah started happening Which was this this this symbol which is supposed to be that it was like a symbol of power It was a symbol of victory a symbol of victory of our overall and she said that the Aryans You should be she connected the same a symbol to each one of these races and she connected the swastika

So they just co-opted it because that's the thing about the swastika it had existed far before the Nazis and in all of this Oh, it's such a hard argument to make at a party. You know, I mean I mean technically the guitar existed too, but then Jimmy Hendrix really brought it to life, you know Yeah, we'll get into a lot of the occult beliefs of the occult origins of the swastika on our second episode But the swastika there is a lot behind that one. It's a fascinating symbol But Madame Blavatsky also a rough thing to say out of context, but it within the podcast. It's fine It was in the podcast. It is a fascinating symbol. So Madame Blavatsky She inspired a guy named Guido von List now Guido von List also invented the leather jacket

Why you were nothing but a wife beater and he was just hanging outside a malt shop flipping a coin Hey, look at my abs. Hey, I can bounce it on my abs. I call this. I call this the scenario Of course, he does sound like he must look like the situation that's what I mean That's what I'm doing is I know play on that play on that right before the situation there was the scenario There was the there was never an ab Until Guido von List came around invented the first ab Austrian German nationalist ultra-nationalist Guido von List

He cherry-picked from Madame Blavatsky's Madame Blavatsky's teachings and he mixed the Theosophical doctrine on the evolution of humanity and on the root races, you know the Aryans and whatnot And he combined that with nationalistic and fascist ideas I eat the Germans are the Aryan races because what well Madame Blavatsky actually says that she said that the Aryan races they originated in Persia That they originated somewhere else but Guido von List looked at Madame Blavatsky's like Actually, it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it was

Levatsky alive during the time Guido was alive or did he take her teachings after she left? I think that she was dead. Yeah, this was she wrote that in the 1880s and Guido came by what now? What was this 1910? Yeah, well this was like late 1800s early nights, so she wasn't there to defend her No, I did not mean that we should kill all the people who don't have blonde hair No, but also she did that because it goes back into the other Philosophies and the other ideas that they talk of the Sumerians talk about it is that white people just showed up in the Middle East Yeah, that's what they say is a white people showed up and they came from space There's a lot if you look at people in the Middle East

There's a lot of very white looking individuals there, especially in Iran in places like the good ones, right? Is that what you're trying to say? I'm not saying that so Guido von List he created a philosophy called Ariosophy and He also was very inspired by Darwin and Darwin was definitely I mean we'll get more into him when we talk about eugenics They flipped all they flipped everything like these guys they flip everything they twist everything And he believed that World War one was proof that democracy was destroying the world well, especially because

We took off we took out the fucking Kaiser and like that was what he wrote all of his stuff was based on the Luntz guy. There was another guy. Yeah, which we'll get to him in a second Yeah, but it was the same thing of like they were like, oh, well now we'll war one We're gonna win World War one and Germany's gonna unite the whole world Ba-ba-ba we got this thing I saw it in a psychic vision and they got fucking got their ass handed to him Yeah, and they fucking and it was all wrong. I do feel like we went back in time We could just talk to Guido von List and he would just be preparing for his fight against M. Bison Sounds like a street fighter character that was just totally rejected. Yep

He said out of World War one the German Millennium War began He said let the German people realize their strength and they shall not be men, but God's Oh, and he was very inspirational frontline soldiers in World War one they used to pass around a lot of his writings in The front lines of World War one because that's all we're cuz also again We'll tell I mean we will probably bring it up next episode but talking about the swatska He started there that his philosophy started getting people on the front lines like what they would do is they would wear a little Swatts to get talisman it became a good luck symbol Yes already now like and this is again

This is 30 years before the Nazi Party and so that's that that it's a long time coming Yeah, this is a whole very much a long time coming List also believed in the almond shaft, which is a society of ancient Priest rulers they preserve the occult knowledge of Aryan ancestors But Christianity forced on the Teutons drove the almond shaft into hiding and these traditions Toons is funny like a farting carton family like a bunch of tomatoes that fart honey roll up the windows We're driving through the Teutons territory We don't fart we have a paper mill we have a paper mill it's a broccoli cloud dude

The broccoli cloud comes from Mount Pupin Oh, no, it's not it's Mount Pupin look at it in toon town No one will take it out of toon town no one will take the gymnast's coming out of toon town seriously because they smell of thoughts But what about their air dancing? Unbelievable so these traditions and symbols however The two of the Teutons the two towns they were preserved by the ross accrucians the Knights Templar and The Freemasons oh, yeah, but the problem again is that the Freemasons were technically a Christian establishment

Well, that's what happens that later the Nazis would destroy all Masonic lodges Saying that they were controlled by the Jews which is the flippity flop of that because they weren't at all But anybody that was anything religious they just called a Jew so any sort of a cult that's what the Nazis eventually did is that any sort of occult Society or belief that wasn't specifically and completely in line with the Nazi occult belief was destroyed So we're gonna see and when did they start eradicating them the masons and getting rid of their that was in the 30s That that was after 33 after Hitler took power So World War one so it was after World War one long after World War one. Yeah, yeah long after

And then this guy we don't enlist he was inspired or he inspired this guy named Jörg Lunds von Liebensfeld Oh, good name. Oh, yeah, man He was a former monk and the founder of a magazine called Ostara now didn't but then Rocky beat him in Rocky for I think so Yeah, he was able to beat him But I mean, I think I was cheating a little bit. Yeah, and Ostara was definitely he was the biggest influence on Hitler's racial beliefs because Ostara was widely circulated in Vienna while Hitler was living as a dirty little artist living in boarding houses barely able to Feed himself and Hitler went scrambling around looking for all the back issues of Ostara

And what Ostara was about was that German need to go back to it sort of like its Empire days It needs to be an order and and power and and and basically like militarize and the idea is that like right? There was a there was a pure magic bloodline that meant that Germany was supposed to inherit the world Yeah, and Hitler loved it also because the centerfolds of all the boots. It was like you'd open up Oh, that's a good boot I love that boot But so base it was just a very pro-German magazine that was being circulated very Anti-Jews yes very anti-semitic

That's like that is that is mostly the thing that comes through because they become the scapegoat Because they say like you know what you're gonna like a lot of these philosophies said that is because the Atlantans started having sex with the Jewish people and that started muddling our abilities and so they Did and that because I started going deeper trying to figure out why was the Jew? Why was the Jewish race chosen? Why was the Jewish religion chosen to be so maligned and they were just like it's just literally out of habit Yeah, I just like everybody else did before and there's even a word for blaming Jews. It's called pogroms But they were successful in the in society up to this point the Jewish people

I mean they were necessarily persecuted they were able to have you know, they're doing businesses and all this point in history I think the biggest pogrom before that would have been the Spanish Inquisition and before that it probably would have been the black plague As far as Jews getting blamed for things but in German society And German and Austrian society at this point the Jews were doing great Yeah, because I mean that was the whole thing there, but I don't know why it started with the Jews But what it used to happen back and way back in the old Bible days, you know They would get kicked out and they would just have to go through everybody's trash That's the only thing they could use and they would refurbish everything

They would go to market and resell people the things they threw away. So they were just naturally like in business No, it's it's and they were also banned from being in a lot of Manufacturing type of jobs and being a lot of trades and things like that. So that's how the Jewish people came to be in To sorts of things like finance and basically the Nazi Party came out of a group of butthurt assholes Yeah, I had a chip on their shoulder that like basically made everything happen And it's just watching what had like it's like if Gamergate got Sponsored by a fucking army. I still don't know what Gamergate is, but I'm not trying to get into it So actually Luntz claimed that Hitler visited him in 1909 looking for back issues

And Hitler door. Yeah When into into solitude because everyone kept on going up to him and trying to talk to him about things leave the guy alone Hitler and Hitler later claimed in Mein Kampf that these years in Austria were the most vital years of his life And that he learned everything that he needed to know to lead the Nazi Party during these years Oh, it goes he would spread the magazines around his men's boarding houses. Yeah, and again It's just this there's this weird phenomenon. It's like Hitler's this annoying severe fucker And at all doesn't look area at all really brown here and stuff and he's handing out these magazines

And then it's like all of a sudden I bet people are just like oh, I'm so fucking sick of it's Adolf Hitler is everywhere And then all of a sudden he's in charge and they're like what the fuck and then you have this like bitter nerd Who's that's like everyone who ever gave me the splashy splash of the toilet water when I was in the men's boarding room You Brandon and you Tucker you are going to the camps or you'll never give me a veggie again Will you I mean all you have to do is consistently tell people that you're right and eventually they're gonna come around I'm sure somebody there's somebody in this country right now who does believe the whopper is the best hamburger in the world I'm sure of it and can't beat it can't be you tell me you tell me you better than the king of goddamn burgers I mean, I can't argue with that. You know that the burger King himself was chosen by God

He's his blood lineage. I drink the king of beers. I drink I eat the king of whopper and that's and that's you know But I do use hunts ketchup because it's cheaper. Yeah info for John Kerry though, don't So lunch he actually got fucked over by Hitler after Hitler came into power because when Austria got annexed by Nazi Germany in 1938 lunch thought he had it fucking made because this Hitler guy had Loved his readings loved his readings espousing his ideas all over the place, but as soon as Hitler took over he banned all Issues of a starra from you wanted all the credit for it. I wanted all the credit absolutely And after the war lunch, you know finally after Hitler was deposed

He got a little mouthy He said that Hitler not only stole but corrupted his idea and he also accused him of being quote inferior racial stuff And gets where that gets you in the concentration camp That's why he waited until after the war to say anything after ww to lunch got a little revenge Yeah, yeah, no, it's cuz he fucking yeah, he got like that survivors guilt And we'll say not not the best at throwing zingers out there He is probably inferior. I mean to be honest he already did he fucked up because in 1904 he published in fucking a theozoology theozoology yeah, and this could be his theozoology could be said to be the Nazi

Party religion and that's exactly what they chose that was like Theo huckstable type Yeah, you got to take your jewels and you got to take your gypsies and you got to cut their penises No, well, I know that's I know he's black He's telling us that we should hate all blacks, but I you know, I believe it's the Aryan races got the superior knowledge You see because they were chosen by God and they came from Mars you see it is almost the it's almost a quiffle Because at this point whites tan whites and pale whites didn't like each other now So it is almost the exact same as Hitler. You know what it's called an eight of cotton And now you could argue who is having a worse PR year

You've got to say the got mentioned the got men of the of the superior race They deserve to have all the gold in the world kill the jewels you see Oh He didn't want to kill the Jews he just wanted to ship them all off to Madagascar But the promise of Madagascar and they literally he was just like they will be literally pick bananas and send them to us Yeah, cuz dream people love bananas Madagascar is a fun place lemurs are talking elephants are hanging out with rhinos I know the documentary I watched it Madagascar Yep, he also advocated for the sterilation of the sick and the lower races as well as forced labor for castrated chandles

And of course he believed in the gotten mention as Adolf Cosby mentioned and he said that the Atlantean split between the pure Aryan and Beast Jewish races he said the decline of the dramatic people came from bestiality with the lower races as Henry said earlier By breeding with their inferiors the Aryans diluted their blood and lost all of their psychic ability Growing a very religious My parents used to always discuss sterilization and eugenics and how that was the beginning of birth control and how this is where it all Starts is where you know basically what happened with birth control was like people started to sterilize themselves and the government no longer had to do it because Technology advanced, but I mean it all comes from that's like straight up wrong though, right?

Not real. I mean the science is actually very similar, you know, it's obviously yeah, it's wrong. Yeah But the problem is I mean, I don't even mean to laugh going into the statement But when I started watching this again when we say all this shit this shit is nutty. Yeah, it's really stupid The whole things bonkers, you know, it's like it's total garbage. They Managed to do it. Yeah, they managed to take it from this wackadoo philosophy and made it We and that's I was like thinking about today It's like if Jeffrey Dahmer had an army if Jeffrey Dahmer had a fucking panel of admirals and advisors

It's like but it's that idea of like you can like if you think about it Hitler because Hitler started going nuttier later on the line But if he started believing on we can make a bunch of fuck zombies out of these Jews and instead of having having instead of making the Concentration camps be like how far of a leap is it from just gassing them? Then it is to like drooling holes in their heads and trying to fuck them in a field. I think BTK would be better Yeah, I think BTK Dahmer was like he's still just the same time just like well, but if you could just give me some cheese Yeah, Dahmer has a problem. Yeah, he can't really be a leader. No, he's a it is a heart of hearts You know, he did I just I just want to have I just want to have a good sandwich Yeah, well launch he was also the lunch

He was also the one that came up with the idea for breeding camps using Aryans as stock and he called The women in the breeding camps called them brood mothers and they loved it was this a reward for somebody like oh I did all my homework today. I'm going to the fuck cams. I'll see you later I got to stick my dick in the hole and I hope that I have the blondest child And then I get to chocolate and then I get to go to university. Well, I've done racial biology Interesting. Yeah, they just love a camp for everything, huh? Oh man This everything was way organized. Everything had a fucking roll call, right and lunch you of course huge nerd to him The Knights of the Roundtable and the legend of the Holy Grail were very very real. Yeah, this guy

He believed that the search for the Holy Grail was in fact the search for racial purity and in 1907 He founded the order of the new Templars and this movement was supposed to further the racial self-confidence By doing pedigree in racial research beauty contests and the founding of racist future shite sites in Undereveloped parts of the earth and the rituals that they performed were all based on monastic teachings, but they also used Luntz's own songs prayers and readings that he wrote himself. Oh Songs are really really good. This is a this this this style is what's going to go on later to be used to pick the SS Yeah, the SS are heavily pedigreed. Oh, yeah, all the prospective marriages in this society were racially vetted And he was quoted as saying

Parliaments will no longer decide our fates in their place will be the wise priest kings of the secret orders Yeah, so this is all this is like 1907. This is all you know, so he was a very famous person this lunch guy in certain circles I mean, he's famous like how Henry's famous. Oh, yeah, one day I'll be able to sell a TV show But from now, I'll do guest spots and people's houses being a priest king and seeing how white they are Right, right, right, right. Okay, so let's catch up with our man Hitler. All right So Hitler wants to come to my birthday party. I have sent several invitations out Do you not know that RCP is very important to deciding how much crab cake I need to make it is a very important thing What year are we going to?

We're going way back into a let's say him about 15 years old So his beliefs expanded throughout his encounters with various mystics and a cultist throughout the years But it all began with one young boy's power fantasies involving medieval times and opera He supposedly had visions of his destiny as the savior of his people starting at the age of 15 What are you talking about with these camps more casserole, please All right, I will have a second helping until I will go to my homework, right? So basically you're he's stewie from So August Kubizek said in his memoir young Hitler the story of our friendship

That actual book that was published, okay He said he conjured up he conjured up in grandiose and inspiring pictures his own future and that of his people He was talking of a mandate which one day He would receive from the people to lead them from servitude to the heights of freedom a special mission Which would one day be entrusted to him, and this is what is now known as the secret Secret picture your future picture it think about it You know and Hitler studied all this these Nordic and Teutonic mythology and folklore stories, and he worshipped Wagner Wagner

Wagner was the touched Wagner. They're like, I'm Wagner No, you you will not be the talented one. All right. I'm okay with it because I just like the sweep with my broom All right, very good. So Hitler worshipped Wagner as a supreme prophet of the German people Wagner was the guy he wrote like right of the Valkyries. He did the ring the character Parsifal however was the most important one to Hitler Wagner adapted Parsifal from a medieval legend in which Parsifal was the Aryan Christ figure Hitler said out of Parsifal

I make a religion and the way they did the two is that he went to Wagner's house in a really nerdy fucking field trip He went to his house and like Hitler like begged to be let into Wagner's like room And as we've I guess we've gotten to know about Hitler is that like if you really want something He can be real annoying until he gets it. He just gets it. That's right He's so they like let him into Wagner's bedroom and he was went there and he wept And that's when he had his vision of being the ruler of Germany. Mm-hmm. Yeah Yeah, this is like if someone made a religion out of I don't know fire flyers. Yeah If you have something really into fucking yeah, what's that movie? What's that show with the

The girl with that the hair there were debating about her hair Felicity Felicity Felicity's a hell of a show so in Parsifal Richard Wagner he identified the holy spear the spear of destiny With the two items that appear in the medieval poem Parsifal a bleeding spear in the castle of the grail and the spear That is wounded the Fisher King and the opera's plot concerns the consequences of the spears lost by the knights of the grail

And its recovery by Parsifal and having decided that the blood on the spear was that of the wounded savior Wagner has the blood manifest itself in self in the spear rather than on the spearhead as Henry said earlier the spear of destiny was supposedly the spear that the Roman soldier pierced in the Christ side in a moment of mercy and Supposedly the powers of the spear of destiny rival those of the holy grail the legend associated with it Says that whoever claims it and solves its secrets holds the destiny of the world in his hands for good or evil But losing it would bring immediate death. You know, that's what I that's what I pretend is happening every time I play with a Rubik's Cube. Yeah, that's what I was going to say is a Rubik's Cube on the end of it or something like

I can't get all the colors right, you know, you can just you can just heat it up and take off the sticker That's what we were doing. Yeah, we talked about the other day. The other thing is, you know, also, uh, maybe the secret is It's a hey guys, uh, it's just a stick That's good. That was interesting though that you mentioned the merciful stabbing of Jesus A lot of people assume that the person is just trying to hurt him more. No, it was just so he could suffocate faster Yeah, I thought they were doing it to check if he was dead to see if he was done like a piece of fucking pork You never know Anyway, it was Jewish maybe a piece of turkey pork is the closest thing the human meat and the steak you can just touch it by

Softness you could tell if it's medium or rare or something pork. You have a fucking cut right in there Yeah, and you have to be careful make sure to cook your pork So the spear of destiny actually does have a long varied military history Charlemagne the great carried it through 47 battles, but he supposedly died Immediately after dropping the relic into a stream. That's not real though, right? It might be Who knows so is that though? That's the proof that we'll use today. I'm just like no one said it ain't It's supposedly Napoleon sought the spear and its powers, but it was smuggled to Vienna out of his reach Napoleon was also afraid of cats. Yeah, and a lot of things were out of his reach very nubby very nubby hands

And the spear itself was kept in what was called the treasure house in Vienna, and it was sounds like a trip club Yeah, the treasure house for sure. It's also a very like obvious place to hide everything. That's important Yeah, it's like why didn't you call it like Martha's room or something that no one wants to go into and have a big woman outside Being like y'all want to come in here because I'm showing my pussy at two o'clock The name of the place I think we're gonna call it the things you should want to steal and we're gonna put everything important in there And it's great and we'll make it all glass. Yeah, perfect for doorknobs at every door That's great in case you miss one no locks because we trust people Well Hitler did take the spear when he annexed jar

This is the funny thing about the spear one of the weird things about the spears because there is a lot of this mystical stuff Surrounding it, but it is historical fact that when Hitler annexed Austria One of the first things he did was go to the treasure house in Vienna and take the spear and take it back to Nuremberg Which was said to be the spiritual center of Nazi Germany Yeah, which is where he held all his rallies there and there will hold in there would did like literally hundreds of hundreds of swaths Because all fucking imbuing the power of victory in the famous rally at Nuremberg. That was a film by Riefenstahl Triumph of the will over 36,000 swaths to come represented in the triumph of the will you'll discover you're gonna hear that statement a lot

Yeah, that is the Nazi magical sentence. That is this idea of like triumph of the will We will use our will to oppress others and it's it's really great for either taking over countries or getting a return at LL Bean because they fight you they are they fight you because they're always asking why you return and why you return right and you Really got to have a Hitler-esque Determination to get your $60 triumph of the will LL bean is one of the worst So there was a guy named Buechner. He was a very respectable man He's written two books about the spear of destiny. He said that he was contacted by a former U-boat Submariner and the pseudonym captain by the pseudonym captain Wilhelm Bernhardt

He claims that the spear that is currently on display in Vienna is a fake for Bernhardt said that the real spear was sent by Hitler To Antarctica with other Nazi treasure where they were working on their disc ships in order because they've been working with the gray several times Trading technology back and forth because you remember in Antarctica. They had the super secret Nazi base We're only the whitest of the white and the biggest breasted women went because they were making brooding brooding circles there And but it was for when Germany it was his summer home Oh, he was gonna be after they won the war there He was gonna go to Antarctica and then it's isn't a cold. It's quite cold in it It is summer it's summer summer cold though

He loves the cold. Oh, I see and the other one is and then the true castle. He did have is in is in like two hours north of Los Angeles On the beaches of California. Well, there's a half-made Nazi temple that fucking are All of the fucking sympathizers over here in America. We're building for Hitler. Oh, Jesus. Oh, yeah It's totally real you see a gigantic swatts that get carved into a mountain waiting for waiting for Hitler So we can get his fucking grapefruit and surf surfing waiting for Hitler like Godot So so let's get to World War one now and what when World War one begins the people of Europe for the most part Fucking love it because it really creates a sense of militant nationalism in a lot of these different countries because at this time Europe is very fragmented. There's been, you know, so many wars going on back and forth

so everyone wants a country their own especially Germany Germany wants to bring Austria and And Germany back together to bring it to a whole Many there's many German. It's German-born Austrians people are native Germans that live in Austria that that feel that they are being rejected by the Slavic government And so they're getting this chip on their shoulder, but now we're seeing with World War one. It was this huge called arms We're gonna fucking do this. The Germany's got this huge army way organized. You got the fucking the Kaiser He's looking good with his mustache He's looking great and then they got their asses handed to him and the whole thing it carved up

And then that fucking the bitterness is what made the World War two happen fucking Hitler and his fucking crybaby antics Yep. Well Hitler looking to bind himself to Germany. He goes and enlists in the Bavarian armor He spends 45 months fighting in 36 major battles He gets the iron cross twice and there is some debate as to what Hitler actually did some say that he was an extremely brave Message runner that they called the Austrian And they also said again. He was aloof. Yeah, it was not a fun guy Like he wasn't like the joking guy hanging out He was always a pain in the ass always a pain in the right

But when he would talk sometimes about his racial beliefs and the trenches there were some people who listened there were Definitely were some people who were saying fucking right on because people had already been here in this line of thought for about 15 years They'd already been blaming the bad luck of the German people on the Jewish people and he was just kind of reiterating it And he's got all these fucking all-starra magazines and his fucking backpack But he brought all the way to the war. Mm-hmm. Good to have something to read out there So the Germans lose the conspiracy theories began they say the capitalists stabbed us in the back But most importantly the Jews stabbed us in the back That was the big that was the big phrase going around Germany at the time stabbed in the back

The Kaiser who was thought to be the supreme example of Aristocratic blood of a Aryan blood he falls Germany goes Democratic all of these occult societies they can't believe what's going up the whole place the Weimar Republic happens All of this like crazy shit like now Germany goes from being the Germanic ideal Which is total organized like fucking empirical crazy shit to being a total chaotic mess Yeah, and out of this comes the thing the the fucking birth nest of the Nazi Party Which is the the secret occult society known as the Fool's Society the fool. It's a perfect storm It's a perfect story really like Hitler because because of all of this do this bitterness

They're looking to the occult now. They're looking to like there is Matt. Let's use magic Let's use this kind of thing ritual and the Fool's Society is it is that is exactly on every level politically it works out You have a victim which is the German people in their eyes You have the the aggressors which is the Jews then you have the religious people who can look to these You know looking at these writings and teachings. It's a perfect political storm to get Hillary into power Yeah, absolutely in the Fool's Society. They were a secret society There was an offshoot of the German order They were the Berlin Lodge of the German order fool comes from the word Thule which is the name for the legendary Aryan

Homeland they said that the truly initiated could establish contact With the Aryan beings the beings of Thule by means of magic mystical rituals The masters or ancients allegedly would be able to endow the initiated with Supernatural strength and energy and with the help of these energies the goal of the initiated was to create a race of Superman of Aryan stock who would exterminate all Inferior race and if this was written by Alan Moore, it would be a great comic. Yeah, the story is very Engaging especially to a young disenfranchised German youth. It's comic book nerds run amok It's like if fucking D&D was real

They think it's real and they get happening and then the cookie the cookie-do side of this story is the idea also is that there was a German Chancellor in In China that was doing a sort of visiting thing there And we talked about this with the Palladian's episode and a couple of things about this group called the Green Society He met which is a group of monks in China who believed that they were that racist monks in China. No, okay, what? Monks in China just sounds racist it kind of does monks and China sounds like a Wisconsin enclave. It's like Welcome to monks and I don't know how China yeah, and so they

Went and they it's a group of monks who believe they speak to a panel of dragons Hmm quote-unquote possible reptilians that told them about the coming of the Aryan race and that they need to do whatever They can to help them and basically they sent all of this information from this German Chancellor who went to the Thule Society and Basically gave them all this stuff and that this is just direct on tap from fucking David Ike's fucking iguana's friends These people were serious about their Aryan Extremely, I don't think we need to have that caveat in there. I think we know that how serious they were about this and how fucking Precise they were about it in order to be a member of the Thule Society

You had to date your Aryan linen Aryan lineage back to the 30 Years War which ended in 1650 you had to you had to prove that you are pure Aryan from 1650 until 19 and then they would also measure your head to see if your head was the proper size like Legitimately, and you didn't have any lump. I just had a bad doctor at birth. That's why my county was a bad doctor Oh, man, you couldn't even be ugly you had unless you were a hitler unless you were a hitler had one way to survive his Own policy was by the leader Well one member of the Thule Society He decided to extend his influence into the lower classes and he founded a discussion group that eventually

Evolved into the Deutsche Arpaiter Parte, which means German workers Yeah, and they would just hang out and talk about shit, and then the German Army sent Hitler in to be a spy Yeah, and them because he thought it was like they literally thought it was a sort of like liberal group because they call it a workers party They thought they're all talking about bullshit, but Hitler goes in there It's all this is all said everybody by the way. Yes picture Hitler in a French made outfit It's so dusty in here Any of these books that buys you have them. It's so you need to get rid of your clutter Wait a second. What was that about the Jews?

I'm sorry. I've never been a major to my name is out of Hitler Yes, and it said that the Thule Society the people who created the German Workers Party have been searching for a German Messiah who would unite Germany after the humiliating defeat of all I don't want to step on any toes But it seems to me that maybe I mean, I don't know Well The German Workers Party had a lot of occultists in its group That were very influential to Hitler and his occult beliefs the first one was Dietrich Eckhart He was the wealthy publisher and editor-in-chief of an anti-semitic journal with journal which he called in plain German

Which is actually written in very complex German Which was very ironic he was also committed occultist and a master of magic and as an initiate We're talking about David Copperfield David Copperfield. Yeah He expressed his anticipation in the of the German Messiah in a poem He wrote months before he first met Hitler in the poem Eckhart refers to the great one the nameless one and whom all Consents but no one saw but I just don't really understand so all these people met Hitler and they're immediately like this is the fucking Bobby Bonilla of the hit of the Nazi party for the very first time that he spoke He went to the he went to the meeting for the very first time

He just kind of hung in the back and then somebody that was speaking Mentioned something about Bavaria about how Bavaria needs to go off and do their own thing but Hitler comes in and does this impromptu speech about how Germany, Austria, Bavaria, everything should be united how we must have one single living room We all get together one night a week finally have dinner together We will sit we will watch some scrubs and we will have a good time and play some board games I love that idea But no they watch it basically he came out with the whole party line like you just spit out the media party line

Yeah, and they're all like holy shit. Yeah, these full society guys are like this is exactly who we're looking for and in fact the soul So the whole society they assigned Another I guess spiritualist magician type to Hitler to develop his speaking abilities because he had a natural speaking ability He knew how to captivate people, but he did have a very learned teacher teach him how to Arrate and I wonder what was Del Close doing back then The founder of improv well, we all know that Del Close is the secret teacher of all of these people who act at quote-unquote Sandy Hook quote-unquote the Boston Marathon these quote-unquote Tragedies that these quote-unquote survivors are quote-unquote crying at Del Close is the man behind the entire movement

Yes, and That was the other thing too is that he It's he was a theater teacher was assigned to him. Yeah, the theater teacher and you ever seen those pictures of him practicing Yeah, it's pretty amazing. It's pretty amazing. It's very hilarious And this is so common not to get all top hatty, but Rick Perry just signed the number one The theater teacher in the country to help him with his debates. This is what politicians have done forever He's gonna lose yes, because you know at the end of the day Yeah, cuz I don't need him to go like oh like big frowny face with like a lip

Fucking flower like a like an old-timey sad clown every time he sat but back then larger theatrics worked And I had to because of this to the didn't have talk easy. Yeah, exactly So Eckhart you probably he exerted more influence over Hitler personally probably more than any other person in the Nazi Party In fact Party in fact Hitler ended mine comp with the words and I want to recognize among Nancy heroes that man who as one of the best By words and by thoughts and finally by deeds dedicated his life to the awakening of his of our nation Dietrich Eckhart his theater teacher. I Also love the nerve. I love the Eckhart lay dying. He wrote Follow Hitler. He will dance, but it is I who have caused the tune

I have initiated him into the secret doctrine Opened his centers in vision and give him some means to communicate to his powers. Do not mourn for me I shall have influence history more. Just just the ego of these theater teachers Well Eckhart was at the theater teacher. Oh, it was a different guy. I thought it was just close buddy Yeah, it was the magician. He meant Well, they're all hanging around the fucking donut holes the day don't also do oof. I've never had a donut hole Sometimes, you know, it's the best part about a donut hole is that sometimes I'm not in the mood for a whole donut. Right, right, right? Yeah It said that that line right there was evidence the Eckhart put Hitler in a communication with dark forces that may have indeed possessed

The future of fear and he's talking about the two songwriters. They wrote the powerful song fireworks and also teenage dream Oh, man. I love those Katy Perry's people behind And there were a couple other guys, too There was a Rosenberg Alfred Rosenberg He was inspired by the protocols of the elders of Zion and introduced it to Hitler Which is a fake pamphlet that was written by the Russian government in the early 1900s It basically said the Jewish people were the problem again and they found out that they thought it was real and it was a real scientific Thing saying the Jewish people were inferior to white people, but it was fake. Of course. They're all fake. It's all fake

Then there was Carl Haushofer who was really big in the Laban's reform Or he was a big believer in Laban's realm, which is belief that the east belonged to the German people living room living room Yeah, that's why that's pretty much why Hitler started with Poland And why they started to move east throughout all those countries because they believe they also the big thing was that they could go To Poland because they can walk in backwards until and they were leaving If we go in after 4 p.m. They'll be drunk Great then probably the biggest one the one that a lot of you, but probably have heard of Rudolf Hess He was Hitler's second in command from 1933 until

1941 and in this party Hitler found a group that shared the same opinions that he had been reading about in a Stara talk in a other world where one of that's about for years within months Hitler was the head of propaganda Within a year the DAP had swelled from seven members to 3000 and the DAP had a new name the National Socialist ish Deutsche Arbeiter Party aka Nazi Party. Yeah, and I got to say it was not a fun party None of these guys looked fun. They're all pretty much dickheads Oh, man, they all look they all looked mean Jesus Christ Just wait until we get to Heinrich Himmler on the next set. You want to talk about the ultimate fucking evil

Oh, yeah, he was the fucking guy. He was the concentration camp fucking architect Yeah, but he was all you know what he was before that a chicken farmer with stomach problems The Heimlich maneuver is that Heinrich Heinrich Himmler The Himmler I'll tell you that I'm ready walking backwards Just tell them they're leaving. That is funny. So we'll come back in next episode What we're gonna we're gonna get straight into eugenics. We're gonna get it's gonna get pretty hairy It's gonna get really hairy. We're gonna get into the SS. We're gonna get in Heinrich Himmler

Some of the wacky occult hijinks that the Nazis tried during World War one None of them. I don't know if the words wacky or hijinks Wacky just in terms of you know, like wackier than what we do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah much wackier than what we do Yeah Wow awesome. What a great episode super informative and amazing that Starting from 1890 all the way up. I know it's gonna kind of remind you again. You know what we still fucking got him killed Hitler They're dead. They're all dead. Well except for the one that they just found that was over in Argentina Yeah, he looked at 98. No, yeah, yeah, Syria. He was doing great. He was eating up bananas, but that's some slip through the cracks

Yeah, he murdered a lot of people in Syria. Yeah, we never done going never caught a mangle either. Yeah, well You never know And then there was all those Nazis that we brought here at Operation Paperclap We ended the war. We ended the war. It's done. Yeah, so that was good. Well, I mean technically Russia ended the war We got the Japanese though. We did though. Yeah, some stuff. Then we go and don't think about don't forget about Pearl Harbor We got that. Yeah, I mean we didn't really get Germany or rut German Japan through but we were sending a message though Yeah, yeah, we got we got our feelings felt my grandfather was in Italy Yeah, so he was just slamming down Pete's my great uncle was in the batan death march. So think about that. Yeah

That's not the March you want to be in no, no, no, no, I like the month of March when you say we're going to the death March What does that mean as it sounds? Okay I wanted to be alive March that my buddy's gonna live March cuz we're gonna take the alive March over to the second chance alone We're gonna have some beers and then we're gonna go watch Rocky 3 Death March it is for you. All right, everybody Let's do a hail yourselves hail Satan How you hail Satan Satan would have done something about this cuz God didn't do fuck

How about stop of the Nazis who you truly did not you know the spear of destiny? It's said in DC Comics lore that the reason why Superman in Green Lantern and Batman The reason why they couldn't involve themselves in World War two was because Hitler held the spear of destiny. That's all it took That's a superman after all And yeah, go at the t-shirts, of course Yeah, cave company radio comm slash last podcast on the left is where you can get your last podcast on a left t-shirt We're gonna be coming to England, of course In late March go to gigs and tours calm and search last podcast on the left to get your tickets for that

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