Last Podcast On The Left - Last Update on the Left - Episode 15 - Casey Anthony Revisited
Episode Date: June 21, 20262011 was a year to remember: Osama Bin Laden got got, Game of Thrones premiered its first episode, and a young woman by the name of Casey Anthony was being tried for killing her own daughter in what a...ppeared to be the most callous crime a mother could commit. We haven’t talked about her since our series on the case in Episode 307 of the Last Podcast on the Left, but today, we’re diving back into the strange and troubled world of Miss Casey Anthony and the trial that gripped the nation. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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That's when the cannibalism started.
Last update on the left.
Bubbles.
Tiny bubbles.
Remember I tried that?
You know, she's still not a mom.
But you don't need to be a mommy to enjoy South Florida, the way Casey Anthony does.
Actually, I think it's better if you're not a mommy if you want to enjoy South Florida.
And you're also, you're kind of talking out of turn there a little bit.
She's a dog mommy.
Hey, hey, I forget.
I forget.
Yeah, she's definitely a girl mom.
Isn't she moving to Tennessee?
Well, that's a long story.
We don't know if she is yet because it seems that maybe the pressure.
The Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift style, will they, won't they?
with Casey Anthony
and the random fuck she met that
one time is really
it's too much for him.
Welcome to last update on the left
ladies and gentlemen
my name's Marcus Parks
You know, I went there
okay?
I didn't get my tent
re-separated
that was the worst
they were too close together
and looked like gurgly eyes
I figured up I took up my top
everyone's like oh hang on
is I'm fucking Mickey Mouse
I was like no
it's Casey Anthony
you fucking whore
And Florida's own, Ed Larson.
Ah, yes.
I really feel like in a way,
you, like, I'm happy you met Julie.
Mm-hmm.
The two of us are both like, you know,
because Eddie and I talked about this,
we both realized that both of our wives
are strong, Midwestern stock.
Sure.
Right?
We got, you know, like Pittsburgh is a rust belt.
Yeah.
Slow, clagely.
Midwest cousin.
Misswood cousin, Ohio, strong women.
Yeah.
Powerful women.
Kind of almost, I'm afraid of them.
Of course.
I'm afraid of both of them.
I will be a good man to Julie because I know that she could break my nose.
The whole point is fear allows love to exist safely.
But Eddie and I, we really could have ended up with one of these.
Yeah.
I think I had not ended up, done some time.
I think I could have ruined a year of my life.
With all of the body cam footage I want.
As you said about how moms.
I don't have as much fun in Fort Lauderdale, but I don't think that's true.
Because you know how many times they just let that kid just rock in the car?
Oh, man.
You know, that kid just, kids having a great time.
He's got the little slit open.
He can hear the stuff inside of the parking lot.
He's listening to.
Kids can go anywhere.
I grew up in tracks and casinos.
Oh, yeah.
You just have Florida.
You know, they let you at the bar.
My mom used to just.
There's toys at the bar.
I used to sit in the van and wait for my mom to get out of Joanne Fabrics.
Oh, yeah?
She's sitting there, man.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
That's kind of nice, though.
I asked to be in there.
Yeah, no, no, because it was better than being in the fucking fabric store.
Yeah, because I could honk the horn a bunch and get her in trouble.
Did she leave it in neutral by a pond?
No.
Unfortunately, no.
She didn't leave it open.
What happened?
He just, he was here, and then he's just in the water.
I don't know.
Apparently, they said that quarter pounders naturally floated in the lake.
And that's what it first attracted him to the waters.
I used to work with a bartender at the village poorhouse who,
criminally looked like Casey Anthony
would regularly get asked by patrons if she
was her. Oh my God.
Don't be advertising that?
That's the worst thing to get at.
Are you Casey Anthony? Is you moving to New York?
Anyway, I'll take two Budweiser.
Are you Jared Fogel? That's amazing.
Wow. I'm a huge fan. I never thought I'd get this opportunity.
Oh, of course, today's subject of the update show
is Casey Anthony. And men, out of all the people
we've covered over the years. Nobody, I think, has been a busier beaver than Casey Anthony since her acquittal.
You know, honestly, since the guy who shot Reagan, John Hinckley, John Hinckley's really thrown in there, Marcus.
Well, I mean, he had a long cooling off period. He did, he did. And I wouldn't consider uploading a bunch of songs to YouTube, like, busy beavering.
Yeah. God, imagine a Casey Anthony ukulele concert.
If this was fucking 2012.
Let's get lemon drops.
I'm sick of that.
Well, I can't quite remember where we left off when we talked about Casey Anthony in our series.
I'm pretty sure we ended it with like, you know, the theory of the whole Zanee, the nanny Firefox theory, you know, that she had actually Googled stuff on Firefox.
But the cops never actually looked at Firefox history.
They just looked at her internet explorer history.
And it had completely due with technological idiocy,
which is the reason why they fucked up and why she got off of got off.
But I think a great promo for Firefox.
It is.
Yeah.
If I saw, like, I was on like a Google meet today with someone and they were using Firefox.
I'm like, should I trust this person?
No, Firefox used to be the good one.
Yeah.
I used Firefox for years.
Oh, yeah.
But I think the thing that we kind of ended with was Jose, was Jose, was Jose,
Bias' book.
And we were talking about how it seemed
at the time, and recently, I believe
it was right after, we found
out that Casey Anthony was
sch-duppin, Jose. We just don't know whether
or not they were doing it while they were in court
or not. He obviously said never
it was after that it was all the
passion and the joy
of him getting her off of
obviously acquitted for murder makes
if nothing makes a lady
wetter than getting her acquitted
for murder. Or her children.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So she, that was the first time.
Now we know that that seems to be a thing.
Now, why are we covering an update in Casey Anthony?
I think it's because there are a lot of people that are very fascinated with her life.
Well, there was the huge documentary series that came out last year.
Yes.
Where the truth lies.
And originally that was supposed to be like sexy.
One of the original pitches for that docu-series was, and I'm not even joking,
I believe it was a confessional with her tits out.
Well, it was, which is an incredible.
Confessional with your tits out is one of the best ideas possible.
Jose fucking, Johnny, I'm looking at you, Arias, I'm looking at you.
Confession with her tits out would be a very interesting Netflix series.
Well, the story behind that was that in 2019, Casey said that she was going to be making a racy and explicit movie called As I Was Told.
And that was going to tell her side of the truth.
So it's supposed to be a sexy Ray and Ackman of her getting molested by her father?
That's what the idea is?
Well, she said there would be several racy scenes because she was with a few men during this time.
And they planned to depict how she became pregnant.
Oh, yeah.
So they were going to show her fucking a lot of dudes.
And this is supposed to be like, this is going to be low budget.
Wait a second.
So this was supposed to be the making of Kaylee, Anthony?
Yes, that was, well, that was going to be the first act.
That was going to be the first act of the first act.
the movie, I think, was her getting pregnant.
Getting Comden? Was she going to play herself?
Yeah. Wow.
Yeah. Yeah. She was going to play.
And the dudes were going to be, what, Tony Hinchcliff,
you got Donald Trump Jr. He's all the actors in the movie.
Well, a source close to Casey said, and it was probably Casey saying,
Casey's really smart. She has to tell her side, but she knows what audiences want to see and not sex.
Yeah. That is the two.
circles in front of your tent.
She spoke with several production companies before settling on one.
They were going to film in North Carolina.
It was going to be a low budget.
Casey actually said herself that it was going to be a low-grade movie.
But she was going to have full editorial control.
Wow.
And that's exactly what you want from a bartender from Fort Lauderdale is total creative control.
Imagine being in the editing suite with Casey everything.
Now, my tits like stooping in this one.
Oh my god, those were my breasts at all.
Those were my bath?
Where?
Is that?
Like that all the time?
Look, oh no.
I guess I'd sat on some pepperoni's at lunchtime.
Cut that, scrub that.
Let's take their pets.
Well, the movie would present the case in a new light and share how she followed the instructions of an unnamed man who told her, quote,
live your life as normal.
I will take care of.
of your daughter's body.
Her Xanax dealer?
She said she had no
idea what he did with Kaylee and was told
to hide Kaylee's death for
a month. The movie is titled
As I Was Told
Because She Was Doing What She Was Told.
Can you guess why the movie never
Made it to production?
I'm so flabbergasted.
I can't even imagine.
I've already paid for it.
I already bought a ticket this morning for this.
There's a full reason why.
COVID.
Yeah.
It ruined her if I did it.
Yeah.
I can't believe it.
It ruined my starting year for the Cleveland Browns.
And it was going to be big for me.
Report suggested that multiple factors, including the pandemic derail production.
Multiple factors.
Multiple factors.
But coronavirus was one of them.
Stopped any momentum the film had.
And it is effectively dead.
It is, it's wild, like what got her there.
So we know that in 2011 she was acquitted.
She was, again, ordered, I guess, serve a year for supervised probation for,
she did a check fraud conviction.
Yeah, she stole her friend's checkbook and wrote $600 and five checks.
Which obviously, she was, it was, as she was told.
She said they wouldn't serve, but she got some time served.
I guess she did a bunch of different stuff, but it's like, it's just kind of crazy that she got out.
And she immediately flipped it into a whole, like, inner life for herself.
She left.
Some people run and hide, right?
Like Carlo Homoca went and hid.
Yeah.
But also, like, Myra Hint.
with Meyer Henley's in.
I'm trying to think who's also like
totally like got out and left.
Leonard Lake's wife hid.
Yeah, cricket.
You know,
John, what's his name?
The, from the toy box killer.
His wife is still kind of out there.
Yeah.
And it's like,
but she kind of decided to live out loud.
No,
she really did.
I mean,
I think she,
that's the thing about her
is that she would say,
like,
I hate being on camera.
I like hate it.
Oh, yeah.
She takes every opportunity
to be on camera.
She was going to star in a movie about herself.
I know, I know.
Well, the thing is about the probation is that her lawyer argued, like, but come on, time served.
Because there was, I think, three years between the murder and the trial.
And the judge was like, writing bad checks is not the same as being acquitted of murdering your daughter.
It's a separate crime.
Yeah, you need to do your time.
But two months into her probation, a video diary was leaked to the internet.
leaked to the internet, quote, quote.
Yeah, she said that she's excited to be out of prison.
She was learning how to use a laptop and Skype.
Yeah.
And according to her, it's been a long time since I've had something to call mine, you know?
And it's surreal, like how many things changed since July.
And how many things haven't changed?
Things are starting to look up.
Mm-hmm.
And she did not mention Kaylee once in the video.
But they say that they did not release it whatsoever.
some people think that they tapped into her
Wi-Fi signal and got inside
her laptop. She's not a fucking Russian
delegate. No one tapped into
her fucking Wi-Fi and stole it. She put it
out there to test the waters to see her
comeback would start.
Literally, I do believe she posted it being
like, but come back to what? She was nothing.
Because she got addicted.
Look at Sarah Boone. My new
case, DeJure, that I love, the suitcase
murder. She killed her husband.
She killed her boyfriend, whatever.
Like, essentially by zipping them up in a suitcase.
film the whole fucking thing, you know, saying like,
and she's going like, Sarah, help, Sarah help.
As he's dying of oxygen deprivation inside of a suitcase.
And she goes, that's my name, don't wear it out.
And Sarah Boone, this was her response.
Sarah Boone, you can tell in her, she just actually was,
she's guilty of murder, obviously, very, she filmed it.
And so, but in her testimony, it's this little smile
where she gets this little smile on her face in between talking,
where you're like, you like being the center of attention.
Yeah.
And the one thing that Casey Anthony, most people I know,
because guess what we've, from all of our friends that are either famous
or have been through scandal, guess what they're like?
I want to go live on a farm.
Yeah.
I don't want to go anywhere.
I'm sick of you.
I'm sick of people.
I don't want to do this anymore.
You all, Casey Anthony got a touch of it.
And she was like, yes, please.
Like, that takes this very specific type of sociopath.
Yeah.
Well, one of the things I found was really interesting with the,
all the lawsuits that were filed against Casey Anthony after the trial.
Because if you'll remember correctly, I don't know if you know about the specifics of the Casey Anthony trial.
I would like to get a recap.
Sure.
Her daughter went missing and she didn't report it for 31 days.
And then finally she showed up to her parents' place and like, yeah, so my daughter's been missing.
And then they called the cops.
And Casey Anthony gave them a whole song and dance, gave them a number of different excuses.
and one of the excuses that she gave, she said that I think that my daughter was taken by this woman, Zanny the Nanny, Zanida Fernandez-Gonzalez.
And of course, this woman had nothing to do with the murder whatsoever.
Had nothing to do with anything.
But since her name got out into the press over and over again, Zanida Gonzalez, Fernandez-Gonzalez, so on and so forth,
she sued Casey Anthony for defamation.
As she should have.
Yeah, as she should have.
Because Casey told the Orlando police that her babysitter had stolen her two-year-old.
And then changed her story in the middle of, like, included the Xan-Nanee story,
but then included this story about how she was routinely sexually assaulted by her father
and that her father helped her hide.
All that kind of way later.
That's what I'm saying.
That's kind of where it transmuted into the trial where she was kind of then.
That was a big surprise.
That was a big thing saying that.
basically, and her father was also surprised to be accused of molesting her.
And then they essentially said, I brought a dead baby to, like a dead formerly drowned Kaylee to my father to help me cover up this crime.
And he said, absolutely not.
That did not happen.
Yeah.
And so Zanita Fernandez-Gonzalez, she'd never met Casey in her entire life.
She lost her job.
She lost her house.
She received death threats because of the Zanny, the nanny.
lies. Turns out Zanny the Nanny,
what that was was she was giving her
daughter Zanax to calm her down.
So she could go party. She basically could give her
a Zanny so she'd knock out and then she'd go to the
club and come back. Yeah, that's
where Zanny the Nanny came from.
But an attorney for Casey
said that she was distraught that she couldn't
pay her legal fees because she was going through
bankruptcy at the time. Oh yes.
But unfortunately she got a win
in this case because a judge
dismissed the Fernandez-Gonzalez case
and concluded that Casey didn't state
specifically that Fernandez
Gonzalez personally kidnapped
and murdered Kaylee Anthony.
And unfortunately a year later,
Fernandez Gonzalez was arrested for credit card theft
and grand theft for stealing a cancer patient's
credit card at a motel in Kissimmee, Florida.
It's been about 800 bucks in stores around Orlando and Kissimmee.
That's not even that much.
You know, that's an expensive town.
The second lawsuit,
this one I find fascinating.
There is a volunteer-based search
group out of Texas called Texas
Equal Search. Do you guys watch that
Texas Killing Fields documentary series?
No. It came out last year.
No, I didn't see it. There's this
area in Texas where just bodies
just keep popping up in the same
place. Like they just keep popping up.
Yeah. Well, they grow them in Texas.
Yeah. Every birth is a future murder.
Yeah, that's the idea.
Let's say this again and again. It's like, you ask why we don't
do Texas cases is just because they're brutal
and fucking just dull.
Like, it's just like, here's the body.
That's it.
Like, it's, yeah, Texas cases are absolutely brutal.
But this one single man started this group called Texas Equicurch that helps with, you know, finding missing kids.
And things after Casey Anthony reported Kaylee missing to the police, like, there was like a months long search for this kid.
Oh, of course.
Where there was, you know, the parents were sitting out, you know, they were giving interviews every day.
You know, do you remember the fucking Project Monarch yet?
Yeah.
There was a whole thing where people were saying that Casey Anthony's mother was an MK Ultra agent, like an MK Ultra sleeper agent.
We can't give her that much credit.
No, it's so hard.
It's so hard to get that training.
So did anyone ever get convicted of Kaylee's death?
No.
Absolutely not.
And so I guess it's an open case.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So there's no one, no one has even come close to being, like, another suspect is not even
can come close. I mean, because Casey Anthony
killed her. Yeah. I mean, she just definitely
killed her. But Equus Search
sued Casey Anthony for $100,000
because the company
invested $112,000
of their donor funded resources,
4,200 personnel,
and two years searching
for Kaylee Anthony when Casey knew
that she was already dead. Because Casey's
entire court case was like, yeah,
I knew she was dead. I gave her to my fault,
like my father gave the
body to me and then he got rid of it. And then
everything changed again.
And she later went on to do the Peacock series.
Oh, the Peacocks.
My God, the Peacock series was infuriating to watch.
The Peacock series, it's hard because I feel like a lot of, we're in this new age where
we want the clap back to the clap back to the clap back to the clap back because it's
in a never-ending series of takes in which we slowly but surely end up in a dystopian,
milk-filled shit country.
That's what this show is.
That's the goal.
That's one of our goals to stabilize it.
But this Peacock documentary is like they needed to hear from Casey Anthony and needed to hear her side of the story.
And again, it's about how often is this fucking story going to change?
Because it went from the Zanee the Nanny story.
Then it went to this accidental death of the family covered up into this house of horrors.
Yeah.
Which she begins to describe within this new documentary series is where Casey Anthony, where the truth lies, is like,
She lived in almost Joseph Fritzel-like experience,
Elizabeth Fritzel-like experience,
within a Joseph Fritzel household,
where she was retunely molested.
Routinely molested.
You've got to be careful.
You got to be careful around your father.
You get routinely molested.
And so he was routinely molested several times
by her father and her older brother.
Not just several times, like constantly.
Constantly, that Kaylee was also a product of,
rape, possibly incest-based rape.
Okay. Do we believe any of this? No. Ask yourself.
Look at Casey Anthony and you look at the way, I'll just say this. Their words are coming
out of her mouth. She obviously has been directed. She's Casey Anthony. And so the main problem
is like that she's Casey Anthony. And so it's the way she tells the stories, right? It's the way
that she does it and we're like, oh my God, it's this, when she gets serious,
but they comes into the world of Belko Fry.
And so you know that bad things happen to her because she's starting to talk like this.
And I don't fully buy that voice change.
And I think the main thing is that if this was real, would this not have been up front and center of this story?
Right? Would this not be number one?
Yeah. I'm getting retunum molested.
Right? By everybody.
And it's all happening. It just doesn't necessarily make sense.
It's happening to my toddler daughter as well.
And the whole story changed that my father, that Casey Anthony's father killed Kaylee on his own,
that he just killed her, smothered her while giving her a routine malust, right?
And then through the body and the bulls, the whole thing.
And that she never knew that Kaylee was dead.
she always knew that Kaylee was alive the entire time and actively searching within a 15-foot circle around her.
Oh, she's not in the living room.
I don't know.
Yeah, because she said that her father kept telling her, Kaylee's alive, Kaylee's alive, you just got to wait and she'll be okay.
Because he probably was telling her Kaylee was alive because he thought that maybe he was helping his daughter feel better about her missing daughter because he was trying to be a good father.
Yeah.
So he probably was saying she's still alive because he maybe was trying to help her and then she twisted those words again on her.
I mean, but 31 days before you report her missing, that alone is a crime, right?
Well, that's interesting. It wasn't at the time.
But since then, there's been put in states around America.
There's some variation of what's called Cayley's Law.
Because after a three-year-long investigation, coincidentally shortly after Casey was acquitted,
the Department of Children and Families, the DFC in Florida.
Yes.
I'm sure you're familiar.
Yeah, they love knocking on doors.
They released their report that concluded that Casey Anthony failed to protect her child from harm,
either through her actions or lack of actions, which tragically resulted in her child's untimely death.
While the report doesn't carry much legal weight, it is the first report of this kind to place the responsibility of Kaylee's death on Casey.
If Casey were to have another child, for example, the findings of DCF could be brought up in future allegations.
The DCF began their first review in 2008 when Kaylee went missing because Casey and Cindy and Anthony were very forthcoming,
but the Anthony's gave DCF investigators the cold shoulder once Kaylee's remains were discovered.
And Kaylee's death launched a second review when DCF received allegations of abuse at the hands of Casey.
The report verified three allegations of abuse, death, failure to protect, and threatened harm.
Did she have Xanax in her system?
Kaylee.
Yeah.
She was so, she was bones.
Yeah, but the time they got to her.
She was bones in actually how she, oh, God, how the body was found as a utility worker
had gone off into this wooded area that was very close to the Anthony house to take a piss.
Like, he just went off into the woods to take a piss.
He was on the job.
And he saw a garbage bag and he kicked it.
and Kaylee's skull came tumbling out.
Yeah, dude.
Good God.
Yeah, not good.
That's not what you want to win.
He also filed a lawsuit against Casey Anthony.
For a new pair of shoes.
Honestly, even a pair of kids will be fine.
He had a great name.
His name is Roy Kronk.
Yeah, he filed a lawsuit against Casey Anthony for defamation,
claiming Casey and her attorneys tried to shift the blame from Casey and Zanny the Nanny onto him.
Cronk claimed.
that Casey Anthony's attorneys called him a killer, a child snatcher, and morally bankrupt.
Additionally, Jose Baez, I always want to say John Baez.
I always do, too.
It's hard.
Jose Baez told the jury that Kaylee's death was an accidental pool drowning.
And if that were true, then Casey and attorneys knew their statements about Kronk were false, per his claim.
Kronk also sued the National Enquirer and bounty hunter Leonard Padilla for defamation.
because Padilla was the one who bailed Casey out of jail.
His her future paramour.
Mm-hmm.
And Cronk's case was stalled by five years because of Casey's bankruptcy filing by 2020.
Judge Virginia Hernandez Covington cited with Casey Anthony and dismissed Cronk's lawsuit.
Because Casey Anthony testified she had no idea how her lawyers were accusing Cronk of the crime.
Yeah, yeah, I guess you could say that because she was too busy accusing her father and everybody else.
Mm-hmm.
And I also feel like, well, this may be a good way to even chewhorn talking about how the, you know, the Menendez brothers might be up for a resentencing.
I think they're out in six months.
It's very possible.
They're saying they might be out by Thanksgiving.
We'll see.
I still think that now, but we're looking at, in that case, you're seeing that stories about their father got cooperated by material outside of it.
And still, I am torn about the idea about whether or not you should be acquitted for murder in general.
depending on whether or not
if the stuff with the father is true
they still shop their mother
in the face with the chast
you know like
it's so bizarre to be
but that's obviously
there's a lot of people that
don't believe it in that way
they don't feel that way and that's
but that's how I feel
personally I feel like
murder should be the line
I know a lot of people that
have had terrible things happen to them
and don't
kill anybody
yeah
And so I feel like that's like one of those where I feel that technically the ultimate survival should be you surviving and moving on and not committing revenge.
I think that if, you know, in a world, everything's eye for an eye, it makes the whole world blind.
George Gasson loves to publicly, like, let people out of prison.
I mean, the guy who tried to kill Chappelle in front of the Hollywood Bowl, he famously let out of prison, like the next day.
Yeah, he's just because that is one of those, I do understand.
trying to
change our minds
and know that it'll allow
that maybe the law
can change its mind
but I just don't know
if it's going to
put us in a good place
if everybody then
says
necessarily I got
if you don't have a
it's so hard to say
so sticky to say
if you,
ugh,
it's so,
it's hard to say
at any point
that murder is okay.
Yes,
you know,
it's like unless you are
a soldier,
like is the only time
that you are
directly defending
your life
or you're in a
situation like
Elizabeth Fritzel. Like if you get
out and you kill your captor. Well, Elizabeth
Fritzel, I mean, you can compare that
to the Menendez Brothers story. You cannot.
You absolutely cannot. Did Elizabeth
Fritzel get a Camero?
No, I don't think that she did.
It's hard.
It's, well, obviously
the other smarter minds
will speak upon this.
I mean, I can say with the Mendez brothers,
like I've been kind of obsessed with it lately.
And I do, like,
all the abuse, definitely.
I definitely believe all of the abuse.
Like that absolutely happened.
I don't know if their lives were truly in danger,
if they believed that their lives were in danger.
I don't.
I said, Ed, it's kind of hard when you add the mother into the situation.
Even if she did look the other way.
She didn't do it.
She was also being abused.
She was locked into the same system of abuse that you were,
and then you fucking killed her for it.
So it's one of those where I don't know.
But when it comes to Casey Anthony,
I think that we are,
I think that she definitely was released on a technicality.
I think, like, what are the, what's the difference between the Menendez brothers?
And this is just an open question saying this thing happened.
And that's why we murdered somebody, right?
So that's one thing that's so they're working on it.
Meanwhile, like Casey Anthony said a bunch of mess about her father and her mother.
And then technically, they're at least alive to challenge it, which is what they did.
So then they decided to take a lot of.
a bunch of lie detector tests.
Well, they had a response documentary to where the truth lies.
Because where the truth lies was, I mean, it was long.
It was also horrible title.
Yeah, where the truth lies?
That's so stupid.
Well, that was, that was a clever thing.
They were trying to be clever.
That means nothing, yes.
It means nothing, yes.
I think you kind of got the crux up.
Yeah.
It means absolutely nothing.
But yeah, Casey says, you know, that,
her father killed Kaylee when he was molesting her because she said that when her father molester her,
when she was a kid, her father would put a pillow over her face to keep her quiet.
And so Casey says that probably her dad was molesting Kaylee and was putting a pillow over her face
and accidentally killed her.
And he said that that came was corroborated by his sentence.
He said at the eulogy of Kaylee about how he'll always miss the scent, her like her hair
and the smell of her sweat.
She said a thing from working out, which he then double.
Not from working out, from playing out outside.
Yeah, it was like a weird thing that he said,
but it wasn't really like, it was just that he missed the smell of his granddaughter.
It's not a good family.
You know,
everyone's clamoring to be in the Anthony family.
I guess not.
I just can't believe she never linked up with George Zimmerman.
They're right next to each other.
You don't think that they didn't.
They've definitely been at the same parties.
Yeah.
They're all at Moralaga.
Yeah.
Yeah, but after that whole thing came out,
because it's the thing that the Anthony family
that they had no idea that any of this was coming.
You know, they never had any idea that any of it was coming.
And they actually didn't watch the series itself.
They said they were told about all the allegations later.
So they had their own special with A&E called Casey Anthony's parents
The Lie Detector Test.
Yeah, it was very, it's very,
Howard Stern-esque.
Yeah.
And it was, you know,
it was, again, long.
It was very long,
and they really drug it out.
And it's,
it's harrowing to watch
because you're just seeing,
it's just watching two people
in just such intense pain and grief.
Because they're just going like,
no, no, I didn't do that.
No.
Yeah.
God, no.
And just talking about how their life
has completely fallen apart.
Of course.
The, since the death of their granddaughter
and, like, you look at their house
and it's just this,
it is a mazalole.
Liam to their dead
granddaughter.
They said their life is still 99%
Kaylee.
Yeah.
And it's like there's pictures
of their granddaughter.
There's even pictures of Casey everywhere.
It's like they didn't,
they've,
all they've done since Kaylee's death is add more pictures of Kaylee.
So every single surface in the entire house,
everywhere they look,
they see a picture of Kaylee.
It's like they're just purposefully like just shoving the knife into their heart.
Oh yeah.
Now I know what to get them for Christmas.
Oh, this is a Kaylee.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, we're more of a, we like the guy that was the alien.
Yeah.
What if I accidentally get her a picture of Carmelo Anthony?
Unbelievable.
Confusion.
Much confusion.
But it's also like, you know, they both, obviously, their lives are destroyed.
Cindy was forced to say, like, I would have known if there was sexual assault happening
because it was our door was right next to her door.
And just like, Jesus fucking Christ.
And what is she going to do?
sit there and go like, oh, she's getting her good.
Now, they say that she drowned, right, Kaylee?
Mm-hmm.
But how do we know it wasn't a Xanax overdose?
We don't know anything.
Because the body was just bones when they found it.
Yeah.
But how do they even know that she drowned?
They don't.
We don't know anything how she died.
They actually have no idea how she actually died.
We know that there was tape over her mouth.
And we know that she was bound up inside of our back.
So something happened.
And it did seem like from what she looked at, I actually don't think that she was drowned.
I think she just had tape put over her nose in her mouth until she exphyxxiated.
Yeah.
And it was probably done by accident.
No.
In a weird way.
No, I'm saying like the death itself was an accident.
No.
You think it was a straight-up murder?
Yes.
You don't think she was just like using like Xanax and tape as a babysitter?
That is, that's not a good babysitter.
I know it's not a good babysitter.
You know it's a better babysitter?
Like a hungry Watweiler.
No, I don't, I think the tape was to kill.
I think that eventually she just, well, I'll get rid of her.
Well, she looked at her Firefox history has, you know, I can't remember exactly what it was, but it was,
you know, how long does it take to die
from asphyxiation?
It's like a very damning,
very, very damning evidence
that was not introduced at trial.
Yeah.
Foolproof suffocation methods.
Yes.
What she was looking for.
Yeah.
And that was on Firefox,
but the cops didn't think to look at it.
It's the term.
It's useless.
You know?
It truly is, it's like, it's such a
her hotmail was filled with awful stuff too.
Super terrible.
legitimately this is just an example of total she just got off scot-free and instead of living a life of uh she just went away she just would she should she just could have gone away she went parted in france for a while she does a lot of stuff she got into a big bar fight i know that i know that
in West Palm Beach.
Yes, I heard about that.
But that was, I mean, did she, like,
she probably just someone saw her and tried to fight her.
No.
They knew each other.
The woman that she knew was,
her name was Thelma Moya.
And Casey said,
it was at O'Shea's Irish pub.
Oh, yeah.
That's O'Shays is,
that's Casey's local.
Apparently, what it was said at first
was that they were having a fight
over an ex-boyfriend that they had dated
at the same time.
Moia threw a drink at Casey.
Casey threw a drink in Moya.
face and Casey described
Moia as her quote, arch nemesis.
Oh yeah.
That was her daughter.
And I vanquished her.
Definitely an arch nemesisor having a good time.
But Moia went on, she spoke with Fox News and said that the argument had zero to do with
their ex-boyfriend and clarified they're not friends.
They said the shared boyfriend is how they met originally, but quote, there's more to
it.
I wish to not say.
You know how that always is.
When always they say that thing of like, well, maybe I'll tell the whole story someday.
I mean, they haven't fully made it up.
And so back to the TV show Casey Anthony's parents, the lie detector test.
Like, yeah, they just go through and they, you know, and they build up to the lie detector test.
And they do a really good job of building up to it.
But eventually both George and Cindy sit down for the test.
both of them pass it with flying colors.
Like they actually bring in an FBI guy
to do the polygraph.
And they know the polygraphs aren't 100%
No.
I just feel like, well, because the thing is,
one thing I will say is that Cindy
had put the ultimatum, if you fail the polygraph,
we're getting divorced.
Yes.
Which, with a little pressure.
Also, yeah, it doesn't help the results.
So the fact that he's passed
while knowing that everything would be over
if he failed, to me actually
makes it a little bit more like good.
to make it a little bit.
Like, yeah, but we don't know anything about polygraph tests really, but we can't really say that they are reliable.
But it's with the mixture of the other.
I don't think that people with, I'm going to go ahead out on a limb here and say, with low intelligence like them could probably pass it easily.
I mean, they were, I mean, I think that they had a, I mean, they were very normal people.
They're just normal people.
Yeah, they're just regular ass normal people.
The most normal.
Yeah.
This is not, I, I, I, again, George.
Again, George Anthony's, I mean, you wanted to be goofy when he was, like, that was his biggest dream was to be goofy at Disneyland.
This is an opinion-based show.
How big are his feet?
Whatever we want.
They add, they do perform as six shoes.
But I, my opinion is that George Anthony had absolutely nothing to do with this.
Yeah.
I think that Cindy Anthony had absolutely nothing to do with this.
But it's my, that is my belief system because, and because, especially because they said,
afterwards, they try to say
that Casey Anthony's
pathological lying
is because of how much she was
molested, which seems to
also be a symptom
of you being a part of some massive
I just don't get it.
She just obviously is just a liar.
She's a full on pathological liar.
Yeah, there's, I know plenty
of liars that weren't molested.
And I know a lot of molested
liars who don't kill.
And you don't blame, they're fucking,
father for killing. You know what I mean? Like there's so many ways to not be involved in murder.
Yeah. And at this point, there's no way for Casey Anthony to actually get in trouble for a daughter's
death. No, it's over. It's over, right? Yeah. Statue limitations already. I mean, there's no statute
limitations on murder. She was examined. It was happened already. It was double indemnity.
Yeah. Yes. But the incredible thing is that like Cindy actually was friendly with Casey Anthony
until like 2016.
Yeah.
That was the last time
they talked to each other
or the last time they saw each other.
Cindy's father died
and so Casey came and like
stayed with him for the night
next morning.
They were just chatting like
nothing was going on.
I don't think like they were like
didn't bring up the murder at all.
I mean at some point I know that she's so
that she's like you know literally Casey Anthony
but you miss your daughter.
Yes.
No, that's what they both say.
They both say like we still like we still love her.
We still like want to be.
But we don't, but we can't be around her.
No, of course not.
She killed your fucking granddaughter.
And you are, and brought you into it and trying to blame you for it.
Yeah.
And the last argument that they had was, because that's the thing is that George and Cindy have Kaylee's ashes in their home.
And then Casey asked to come over for Kaylee's ashes and Kaylee's clothes and whatever.
Sidney said that she didn't deserve Kaylee's ashes.
She's correct.
And the ashes are the only thing left of Kaylee that Casey.
that Casey could ever give her.
Casey threatened violence and said she would show up anyway and take them.
She insulted Cindy for staying with her,
lying rapist, pedophile husband.
Cindy, and this is like, I mean, this is a fucking, like, bomb drop.
Cindy responded by sending photos of the garbage bag Kaylee's body was found in
with the message, you put her there.
Yeah.
And that was the last time they talked to each other.
Yeah, that's it.
Mons know how to do it.
That's a relationship ender.
Yeah, yeah, it's really hard.
And Cindy also said that she's going to scatter Kaylee's ashes before she dies so Casey can never get her hands on.
Now, piece of shit in me is like, aren't those ashes actually Casey's property if you want to go legally?
I don't know what the legality of remains are.
Honestly, I have no idea.
I mean, we all know that she don't deserve them.
But legally, I believe she could sue them.
to get the ashes.
Like, legally, she has been exonerated for the murder.
Yeah.
It is her child.
Yeah.
So, yes, I think legally she might be able to sue them.
I'm not certain, though.
Damn, it's so terrifying.
Well, it's just, you know, it's one of those things where we, as a society, have decided that that's what those decisions are made.
And we have to deal with the repercussions of those decisions.
And so in the world of us, she's called.
completely innocent, and we're committing slander.
We're not.
The entire episode of it, you know what I mean?
We're not. We're giving our opinion on what we think is up.
Of course, but you know what I mean?
That idea of like, I still, it's one of those travesties.
It's hard because the U.S.
You know, the Justice Department ain't always batting a thousand.
Yeah, because if this is slander,
then Norm McDonald would have been in prison for OJ jokes a long time ago.
Yeah, they just put him in career.
Yeah, but one of the last things George said.
on his special, him and his wife's special.
It's just like, it's such a weird thing to say about, you know,
someone who murdered their own daughter and then spent her entire time since,
like destroying her father's reputation.
He said, you blew it.
Yeah.
You blew it, Casey.
Yeah.
Yeah, really blew it.
And, you know, she's a fucking, she's out there.
She's going to eventually get some form of television show or pornography film or,
or get her boobies out and something.
Well, here's the thing.
I actually was thinking about that earlier.
I had an oldie fans or something by now.
now she's so she's starting to i think well that's the thing is that i have actually was wondering earlier
today like had this crime been committed in like 2018 and she was acquitted in like 2020 would she and
she was like you know in her early 20s would she have an only fans in 2022 2020 23 you say she doesn't
want to be a milf milf milk make good money that is true yeah and when she got it was uh you know society
we were actually kind of talking about this a little while ago before we started the episode
back then in that time period
in 2011 society she probably
would have done Hustler
I think that she was pitched
several things
but she didn't I think that the problem with Hustler
said she couldn't pee on command
and that's one of the big
things you gotta be able to do
for Hustler
oh you see this one that says she got this shirt
Casey Anthony was caught with this shirt that says
I need a hug and then you look it says huge
margarita
yes
man she is just
Florida through and through.
Oh, she's so Florida, she's moving to Tennessee.
Yes.
Yeah, because now she's like broke up another family.
Oh, wow.
She broke up this guy's family, Tyson Rhodes,
because, man, there's supposed to be something about her.
I guess you don't, you know, like that's now a hack joke,
but it's because you know there won't be any kids.
But I feel like I don't know what the deal.
Why would you want this type of attention on you?
Yeah.
I just don't understand.
People are broken.
that need this.
Yeah, this guy Tyson Rhodes,
he just left his family.
Like two daughters and a wife
for Casey Anthony
and they're moving in together.
In Tennessee.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah,
I guess she can legally leave
the state of Florida now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to legally go anywhere.
The only thing keeping her there
is the fucking Jimmy Buffett cover band
she loves so much.
It's so hard to feed
what you find your favorite.
Oh, if you've never been to vegan burger in paradise,
that is my favorite.
I love my acoustic.
versions of the world's worst songs.
Wow, he looks like a great-a-asshole.
Oh, yeah, buddy.
Oh, yeah.
He's got that piece of shit face.
Guess what?
His family dodged a bullet.
So I want to make sure that I have this correctly.
We're looking at the pictures of Casey Anthony
that were published on the Daily Mail.
There's a lot of pictures.
And in every picture, she's, almost every picture,
she's carrying a box.
Are they taking pictures of her moving out?
Yes, moving into this guy's house.
Moving into this guy's house.
She bought a house and then he's moving.
I guess they're moving back and forth.
It's something like that.
Yeah.
Where she gets it.
I don't even know how she has the money to purchase a house.
She has two homes.
My God.
I don't know how she gets that money either because she declared bankruptcy years ago because of all the lawsuits and the legal fees.
Did she ever write a book or anything?
No.
Well, she can't fucking write a flip book.
She can't figure out a menu.
I bet she got paid out the fucking ass for that Pekog series.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that Peacock series.
I bet she got a massive payday.
I'm sure she got more of a payday than her parents did for their show.
Oh, I bet they specifically...
Oh, yeah.
And I also bet you that they weren't...
If you were to find out that they took money for that documentary,
it might be very bad to the story of the parents.
So I actually don't know if they were besides like a little day rate or something.
I think most people are expecting this baby murderer to take that cash money and use it again
because literally it's her entire.
brand.
Yes.
She's now made it a brand.
Like that's again why I think she's so,
it's okay for us to comment on her
because she really has made it a thing.
She is making this like,
will they, won't they, about her own daughter's death.
Yeah.
Like, it's so sick.
Like, it's so, like,
you would keep coming back to it and you would keep
using it is just absolutely
horrifying. It's made by the same
entertainment company that
does the Olympics. Yes.
And the
NBA. Yes. Yes. Well, hey, at least the NBA
is used to babies being made and
forgotten.
It happens. Come on. These guys are horny.
They're on the road. Everybody wants that dick.
Well, the thing is about Casey Anthony is that she's like many of these people,
like she has made professional victim her entire thing.
entire thing is that she said that she's molested by her father he killed her daughter she's been wrongly
accused this entire time and that's why since 2018 she has been shopping around her own reality
show called Casey Moving Forward oh yeah that's right because she hates being on camera
she hates she's so shot yeah it's called Casey Moving Forward uh and she apparently had a private
Twitter account where she's been
boasting about, you know, like,
I'm having meetings. I've been taking a lot
of meetings. Yeah, she's been having Finst. She has a
finster. Yeah. And the tweet
she said that she was positive it would be a hit
and compared herself to Kim Kardashian
saying if Kim's family made it big
with so much hate, so could she.
Oh, she can. Oh, she definitely can and
she's a step away. She's like
she's going to be a
congressperson. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Like at this point. Well, it's the same thing with OJ.
Because she never like continued
to look for the murderer of her child.
Or, you know, she knew the murder of her child.
No, she knew the murder.
She said that the father murderer.
Yeah.
I know.
Well, he said she should never rest until he's put behind bars, right?
No, I guess she's just giving it up.
Yeah, I think that you don't understand that she's got to fucking go to slammies.
Yeah.
You know, because they got shotskies and, you know, they're doing $2.
Well's.
And that's big for her.
She's got to get there.
Because if she's not there, is it Shotsky Night?
The whole fucking Fort Lauderdale scene falls apart.
Well, the synopsis of Casey moving forward centered around Casey's life, including her West Palm Beach dating scene and her strained relationship with her parents.
This was apparently planned well before.
I actually think the 2022 Peacock series came.
It was a morph of this.
Definitely what?
Because what do we know now?
Of course.
Because they'd already kind of said yes to something.
and it started with the definitely started as a big old pitch where because you remember executives look at us and I include even us as people mixed with being entertainers as we're just a bunch of pigs that just like like to roll around and a bunch of fucking slop we're idiots right and so what they do is they looked at that triangulation and they're like of course the perverts and the rapists that are in our audience will love hearing the foibles of Casey maybe not getting along with her parents
after accusing them of mass rape
across their entire life, right?
So we'll just kind of playfully play with it.
But then that story, it's like, that's not working anymore.
Cut that storyline.
New storyline, that is how she views her life.
It's just like, and they just were, like,
and there were some executives.
They were probably happier.
Obviously, we're like, well, this is a sober look at Casey, Anthony.
And this is really going to get people going.
Well, Casey moving forward, one anonymous network execs saw the proposal,
and said, I think that's a losing bet.
And he said it would get it.
And I think he's absolutely right with this.
Large audience initially, but what's really interesting about her fucking life.
But you're talking about because you're talking about 2012 entertainment.
Nowadays, this is 2024.
This is a, this was a 2024 like a story.
These executives pretend like they give a remote fucking shit.
They cancel everything after two episodes.
They cancel whatever.
They dump shit.
They couldn't possibly give a lot more.
He's saying. He's not saying that he doesn't want to do it morally. They're saying that they don't think it's going to be good.
No, he actually said, he said, I hope someone else has the balls to buy it because I definitely would watch it.
That's all they want for us. Well, he said the thing is about it is that her life isn't interesting. It's only going to last a few episodes before the audience drops off. And the backlash would be massive.
Like the backlash would be absolutely huge. Wouldn't be worth it at all.
I don't know. It seems like all these guys love backlash. That's absolutely their favorite thing on the face of the planet.
So maybe they, I don't know.
It feels like they like it.
They think that seems to be featured not a buck.
Yeah, it just might be.
So we'll see you, Casey, Anthony, 2025 with last podcast and left and Casey on their brand new travel show where we go get appetizers at Irish pubs across the entire fucking country.
And then we test birth control.
Man, do you remember we actually, we did have a pitch many years ago when O.J. Simpson was still alive for Casey Anthony and O.J. Simpson to do you.
do a show together called the I Didn't Do It's.
Yeah, I love the I didn't do it.
And I'm going out there looking for the real killers.
Yeah, never stopping.
She should start a podcast with Bill Cosby.
Oh, and she's such a great storyteller.
You know, Casey, the first thing I thought of when I saw you was,
I wish I could put an abortion society.
You might.
See or give you a little bit of a sleeper-de-be.
Well, a bit of a Cosby Jr.
And that little pocket.
Well, maybe we'll have the same luck.
we did and we did our update on OJ.
Oh, yay!
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
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Oh, goodbye, everybody.
That's it. Bye-bye.
Now again.
Casey, call me.
Hail George Anthony.
Sure.
And the mother at least, whatever her name is.
Yeah, you know, sure, fine.
Yes.
Yeah, whatever.
George has been through enough.
Yes.
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