Last Podcast On The Left - Last Update on the Left - Episode 8 - The Bridgewater Triangle Re-Examined (Live at Sirius XM)

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

This week on Last UPDATE on the Left - the boys bring you a very special live recording from The SiriusXM Garage in LA, revisiting a fan favorite topic, traveling back to the land of the Pukwudgie, Bigfoot, and other forgotten beasts... the mysterious - Bridgewater Triangle. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

That's when the cannibalism started. Last update on the left. Welcome to last update on the left, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for coming out here today. I'm Eric Sarks. With me is Henry Zabrowski. Sure. And put your hands together for Ed Larson, ladies and gentlemen.

Please. How you doing? What's going on? My boy. Now, this is the first time we've ever done because we are just going to do our podcast in front of all of you, which sort of feels like I'm taking a shit and you're all watching. But I do think that this one's going to be good.

I think this is going to be fantastic. I think this is going to be really good. Welcome to last update on the left. This is our first, like, you know, we're going back through old topics. We did a couple of these. We did a little touch of John Bonet Ramsey. That's a bad way to phrase it. But we touched upon John Bonet Ramsey this week on the show.

And I got to tell you what, I think she's going to be all right. Do you all hear the episode today? Yeah. Yeah, if you want to hear something real funny, is that we record these a little bit in advance, and on Monday we recorded an episode, and we were right in the middle of it, and we're like talking about this guy,

we're like, watch this motherfucker die this week. Watch him die the second we hit. The second we fucking, O.J. Simpson dead today. We're like, in the living. I would say, yeah, finally. It took all. to do this? You know, he's doing great in heaven.

Him and Nicole Brown are join themselves. Is this having to reunite? Is this hard? Is there hard to start like that? Well, the update that we're going to do for all of you today is an old, I guess, poopery episode. It's got cryptids. It's got UFOs.

It's got Murture. It's the Bridgewater Triangle. Yes. The first ever American-based haunted triangle that's not. in Alaska, but Alaska is now new. Alaska's a new triangle. Bridgewater Triangle is the old triangle

from 1983. Yeah. Isn't that weird? It's only, it's from, it was born in 1983. It's been haunted for centuries. Yeah, it's been fucked up forever. Yeah, but then the guys didn't gather. Is it haunted unless a bunch of people get together and say it's haunted, especially with a

ton-ton-based accent. Tont-Ton, Massachusetts, which I already can hear. the fucking furious Massachusetts-based emails for all of their weird counties and cities and all of the names don't make any sense and they are never read as they are spelled.

I thought that we got in trouble last time for calling it Taunton or that we called it Taun-Ton and it was supposed to be called Taunton. It's Taunton. It's Taunton. It's not Taun-Ton. No, it's not Taun-Ton-Ton. I wish it was Toon-Ton because then I would be right.

But I did get, it's Rehoboth. you see that that's the that's the the far right is that a right angle that one the rohobah man it looks like a fucking like a black metal band rehobah it's not it's a shitty city in massachusetts now we covered the subject a ways back but the bridgewater triangle is actually such a massive paranormal and criminal hotspot that we had to leave a lot of stories out of the episode. And we've discovered even more events that we didn't even hear about back when we did our Bridgewater series. Also, if you follow the Bridgewater Triangle paranormal investigators YouTube page, you will see that during COVID, I think a couple of them lost their main jobs

and then hunting things within that the triangle became their new main jobs. And they honestly, they seem to be really doing well. They are a lot of, there's a lot of meth in the Bridgewater triangle. I think it might be all the wives getting together and starting all this stuff just so the guys hit the woods and get some hikes in. Yeah, yeah. It really does help for them to see a pine cone. It's the only thing keeping them alive

is them searching for a skunk ape. Well, to give a refresher, the Bridgewater Triangle is located within a 200 square mile radius, with three points between Arlington, Free Town, and Roboth in southeastern

Massachusetts. Since colonial times, it's come to be a hot spot for bizarre, mysterious, and sinister activities from cryptids to UFOs to supposed satanic sacrifices. And they also remind you a lot on this YouTube channel that it is not

just to the triangle. It does happen to bleed outside of the triangle to places such as Krikmamp or Rahmanam. Like all these other weird names I've never heard before. Doesn't it just make the triangle bullshit? No. Doesn't that just mean Massachusetts?

It's real fucked up. It is. It's horrible everywhere. It's just triangles are a fun, scary shape. We talked about this on the Alaskan triangle episode. How many sides does a pyramid have again? It has. We now know a pyramid has four sides and has a square bottom. First time I was right.

It was so cool. It was. It was true. We also pyramids, we know spiritually can be circles. If you're in the UK, spiritually a pyramid can be circles. You just have to allow that in. You have to stop fighting that information and just let it be real. Dude, Ed just fucking solved it.

It's a cone. A cone. It's a fucking cone. Yeah, man. You've had ice cream before, right? Yeah. Holy shit. I'm eating in a triangle.

I thought only pizza was triangles. Yeah, a circular cone is how it goes. Fill it with meat. That's what I say. That's from your pretty faces going to hell. and that has already been fucking co-opted. Someone stole that bit. Chili cone Gary.

Yeah, well, they used to do it back in the day at Disney. They had a waffle cone filled with me. Oh, they didn't? Chili, yeah, they said with chili. They did not actually put chili in the cone. Yeah, they did. I don't know what you want from me. Do they still do that?

They put chili on pizza? No, but they stole the cone with pizza. So they put pizza inside, but it's already, I guess, you know, there's a bunch of cone-themed restaurants. We have passed. Let's move on to the Bridgewater. triangle. Yeah.

We have not gotten to any content. We have not been going to the show. If you want to talk about comb-based meats, ask the guy with diabetes. Oh, I know. Hey, it's pre-diabetes. It's the prequel. Yeah. Hopefully it never turns into diaphetes.

Well, today, some claim that a so-called Native American curse is the reason why the area is so rife with both paranormal activity and murder. This curse supposedly comes from the brutal conflict. known as King Phillips War that was fought between the Wampanoag people and the European colonists in the 17th century. You know, who should have fought harder against the King Phillips war was Tom Hanks' people. Remember that fucking horrible movie? King Phillips. Who was it?

Captain Phillips? Captain Phillips? Captain Phillips? I'm the captain now? Yeah. Yeah. The one that took place off the coast of Somalia. Yeah.

Who was the other one? He was like the politician. King Phillips something? I think you're the Tom's Tom Wilson's War Yeah Great job Not a goddamn thing to do with any of it

We edit the show We look back after we record a lot of times And we edit Things out Yeah that's the thing You guys are seeing all sorts of shit You're seeing like Henry throwing everything Against the wall you're seeing me read everything

It feels really awkward But this is the way it's done This is how the sausage is made And to the future people listening to this I know you guys love live recorded podcast episodes. Yeah. I know the audience absolutely adores them because what they love,

because a lot of times when you're listening to podcasts, you're listening doing something else or you're alone or, and you've got a lot of stuff going on, right, that is kind of like part of the podcast experience. But mainly you're alone and no one's holding you. No one's, you're not having sex. You're not enjoying yourself. You're not at a bar. You're at an amusement park. And so when you hear a podcast

of other people laughing and having a good time in a room, you just realize, like, how empty the room is that you're in while you're listening to it. Yeah. Well, it's argued that the triangle itself was the reason why the conflict King Phillips War

was filled with so many beheadings and mass mutilations and such and such. And the strange happenings of the 20th and 21st century are simply a continuation of the triangle's influence. Yes, the fucking demonic triangles influence. Don't go near the trapezoids.

Now, inside the Bridgewater Don't want to go with there, you're going to end up kissing it, too. Don't go to the trapezoid zone, brother. You got to get married to Sarah this weekend, man. Now, inside the Bridgewater triangle is an area called Hockamock Swamp. In this place, people have seen vicious dogs with red eyes, glowing lights, and ghosts galore. In Algonquin, Hachamok translates to the place where spirits dwell. But in other contexts, it translates to mean the devil.

Hence, devil's swamp. Now, this being a highly forested way... What? Yeah, feel free to ooh and all. Yeah, you're like, oh, wow. Actually, Marcus, all right, it's Hockamuk. What did I say? You're saying the O.

You see, in Massachusetts, the only times they say, oh, is when they're having sex with their father. They are, they never say those words. They say it's Hakkamak. Oh, it's Hakkum? Hachk. So I shouldn't say, Hakamok.

Yeah, because Hakamok sounds like the Iroquois name for a pit we all spit Lugie's into. Now, this being a highly forested wetland, the Bridgewater Triangle has its own big foot. Disappointingly, it does not have its own fun nickname like Indiana has. the big muddy monster. Virginia has the wood booger. Have we never covered the woodburger? I had never heard of the wood booger

until today. Literally today when I was writing this bullshit. I honestly thought I knew every single iteration of Bigfoot. No. Woodbugger. How is he different? He's got allergies. Yeah, he's just a big Jewish guy

with allergies. That's my dentist. Well, instead, Bridgewater just has a big foot, large and hairy, described as looking like a seven-foot bipedal bear. And to be fair, it could just be a bear. It could just be a bear. Yeah. You roam the forests of Massachusetts, black bears, they get to be around seven, eight feet tall. Yeah, and they hurt their paw and they stand up, right?

And they walk around. Yeah, if they're taking a shower, if they're out there, you know, you never know with a bear. Yeah, they work in restaurants, too. But in one case, this so-called bear lifted the back of a police officer's patrol car while the cop was out on a call to investigate a complaint that the Bigfoot was rummaging around in someone's garbage. I wish you could see the Bridgewater Triangle paranormal investigators talk about how this girl I knew. It's like, all right, let me slide into it. Oh, you are, I there. Oh, you betcha there.

Oh, you betcha's the middle of the country, JFK. Yeah, you're like, oh, you are, you. Oh, come here, Marilyn. Okay. Come here, Marilyn. That's what gets me into Boston. No. Let me see you, Marilyn.

But they talk about how their cousin's sister's father was the police officer whose big foot mess with his car. And he said, I'm not going back to that Bridgewater. I can't do it. God damn it. I'm not going back to Bridgewater. He won't go. He won't go.

because he said that he was scared because he's afraid of his trunk get messed with again. But I just think the guy was hammered. Yeah. You know what's funny is I don't have a single fucking story that actually occurs in Bridgewater. No, because it's the title of the triangle. It is not the location of the triangle. It's the brand. Yeah.

Isn't Bridgewater outside of the triangle? There's three Bridgewater. It's where you look at the triangle. Oh, it's the viewing station. On the triangle. But even though it could very well be a really big, big bear that walks on its hind legs. The big foot hunter that keeps the torch alive in Massachusetts is Joseph D'Andre, who had his

first encounter in 1978 when he and his friends saw a dark-haired Sasquatch on the opposite bank of a river. After that siding, Joseph founded the Bridgewater Triangle Expedition Team, or Batette, for short, and he now leads frequent investigations armed with cameras and rifles. But since then, Joseph has never been. ever again seen another bigfoot. Decades of goose eggs. He has to meet with Batette and Batite.

He has to meet with these guys every fucking week after he saw Bigfoot one time. Everybody has to meet back up with Joe each week and be like, are you sure? Are you sure this is where you saw the Bigfoot there? And he's just been like, I know I was here. I know. You know, no one does anything. They better get food or something. Oh, man.

You know the guys of Batet of Big Tits. Even like, like, like I said, the magic of editing. Now, even if this big foot is really a big black bear, it still tracks with Bridgewater being an odd place when it comes to wildlife. Sure. Because a gigantic bear is not the only abnormally large animal to be spotted in the area. And to be fair, they're now saying that a lot of Bigfoot sightings, there's like a, did you guys see the research?

that they talk about how the sightings of bears with mange, like this kind of type of mange that affects bears. Like, it definitely is in the Pacific Northwest. It's in Florida. It's in, anywhere you see a big foot,

it is probably a big foot with, it's probably a bear with a skin disease. Right. Finally figured out, close the case on that one. But the thing is, is that, I feel like that's a normal occurrence. I also feel like there's probably a man to the mountain, but there's other animals inside of the Bridgewater

triangle that definitely don't belong there unless they were released by like a member of the Celtics when he was done with it. Well, there's a massive cat. It's called the Mansfield Mystery Cat. Yeah, it's a scary mystery cat. It asks its questions three and all of the answers are all. Hey, chicken, please. I'm a mystery cat.

The mystery is, I have sex with your family. It's said to be the size of a great dane, big fucking cat. Whoa, that's a big cat. Yeah. Oh, big cat, man. Yeah, big cat, me. Now, it was thought that the mystery of the mystery cat was solved in May of 1993 when someone found the headless carcass of an African serval cat.

But police themselves dismissed the theory. This ain't the big cat, because the serval, only weighs about 30 pounds. Not anymore. Exactly. Lost five pounds. Now, it's not just cats, though. There's other types of animals.

That they're on. Now, one of my favorite phenomena, as you guys now, is I love large birds. I love, but I mean bigger than normal birds. And I love when people see, quote, unquote, dinosaurs now. And there's something about the Bridgewater Triangle that for some reason attract. Teradactals. Now, I have a good clip from a lady.

Now, this woman, I want to say, is a, I'm not going to say she's not, she's not being seduced by the Bridgewater Triangle, paranormal investigators, but I think that she is, I don't know, she's involved. Flirting.

She's flirting. Like, there is some kind of, there's a, there's a tension. There's a sexual tension here. I think it's just finally someone didn't think she was crazy. I mean, this woman has yelled this story several times

at a wah-wah. So here it is. Kristen Evans tells her story to West Bridgewater Community Access about her taradactal sighting late one night in the town of Abington. One night I was driving down the street and something hit my car. And to my shock, my entire windshield was covered in, of all things, yoke. And there are pieces of shell about this big. all over my car. The next morning, my mother said, you're never going to believe what happened last night.

My friend and I were sitting outside in the backyard when all of a sudden we started hearing crashes. We ran out, and Kristen, we saw a teardectile. They saw a teardactyl. Of course, I was like, what are you talking about? She's like, it had dangley legs. It was massive. It was crashing through the trees. The trees are still broken if you want to go see.

So that happened around 10 o'clock. Long does this fucking story go on. This is the end of it. And then after that, you know, Tuesday's trash day. So we didn't. I knew. I went and looked and I saw claw marks by the recycling. And there was no way because Marty, he puts that out on Wednesdays.

No, no, it's a bad story. I don't know much about birds, but I know they don't shit out eggs while they fly. You know, what do Teradactyl do? Also, was it a weaponized movement by the teradactyl against this woman? I know that they had a lot of lost emus around theirs was probably just

some kid picking up an emu egg and throwing it at the car. I don't put past the youth of inner Massachusetts of egging this woman with a bunch of emu eggs. I don't put it past them. Look at the size of this fucking eggs. Oh, my God. I hit that lady's car with his fucking egg.

You know what's right? In fact, the suit, checks. A couple of windshields get in action. It's a kill a family. Yeah, it's very possible. Or, taradactyls. Teradactyl.

Or it's, man, can you imagine if it's just a guy in a fucking hang glider? And he got caught out there. And he's just literally, he's got a basket of him moving. Somebody help me. Is there anybody here? I see you there. That teradactile can talk. fly from your

But besides bears, cats, and the occasional obligatory big bird Strange animal noises have been heard around the shores of Lake Nip-Nip-a-Nicket, a.k-a-lake-nip. Let's stick to Lake Nip. Which lies within Hachemak Swamp. There, people have reported... Name things like fucking idiots. I think it's...

There's a lot of allergies. there. So I think it was a lot of old Native Americans with allergies. Just naming shit after making noises in their sleep. Well, Lake Nip, people have reported frequent monkey noises.

In 1980, several men traveling in a canoe saw little creatures milling about on an island in the middle of Lake Nip, although they saw them from a distance. These were not bigfoot sized, but were closer to red-haired orangutans,

who walked upright like men. The travelers paddled to the island to look for them, but found nothing. Oh, shit. Man, I was through that trailer for the new, the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes looks good. It looks phenomenal. Then all in that island just being like, do you know there are places outside of here where humans play baseball like we do? They're like, what? What?

Yes, yes, they leave it. They make cheese steaks just like we do. On this island. Our island. But out of all the mysterious creatures and creepy cryptids that have been seen in the Bridgewater triangle, none have reached the infamy of one of Henry's favorites, the ever-lovable puck wudgeys. Man, the puck widgees are still probably my top five cryptid.

I love them because... Top five? How long is your fucking list? Dude, you're far as cryptids. Because I still like... I think Bigfoot's probably still the number one. You know, Flatwoods Monster's sexy. We know that.

You guys seen the lawn of the fan art of the Flatwoods Monster? Very sexualized. Yeah. I also like, I like Moff Man because no one believes him. And then I also like, well, even though we're getting sued over it, have you seen this shit? Yeah. We know, we're changing Mothman red eye blend. We're changing it to the butterfly dude's blue eye blend.

This is going to be fun. I think you guys are going to like it. I was pretty proud of Butterfly, dude. Yeah, yeah, I think it's going to be good. Yeah, because, yeah. The Mothman people came for us. Well, the A... There's a Mothman economy that we did not know we were fucking with.

Yeah. And then all of a sudden, the Mothman people arrived and they're like, you think you can come take our cryptid fucking money? And I was just like, how much is it? They're like, we made $19. That's year. And I was just like, well, what are you talking about? There wasn't even West Virginia Mothman people.

It was Ohio Mothman people. Oh. But we now know. Ohio's the New Florida. Oh, my God, man. Man, how much... That's so crazy. They're taking the Moth Man from us?

Yeah. If they really respected the Mothman, they wouldn't take his identity. They put Statue of Liberty on condoms. That's right. You mean to tell me we're going to allow the Moth Man to be taken from us? The statue...

Is that true? Am I what I just said? What does? I don't know. I just believed you. I took it as fact. Yeah. But once you get down, all right, we'll skip this.

legal conversation, but then, yeah, then I like the puck woggies. They're up there because they're representation of my people. I don't think we need a condom that's like, give us your tired, your weak. I think some of us do. Yeah, I'll teach you out of read. You're definitely

going to be using a lot of huddled masses. The condom for the huddled masses. Are you dirty at the port authority? I once got offered a blowjob at Port Authority. It was awful. It was sick. How long job was awful?

Yeah, yeah. It was 6 a.m. I was waiting near the Ralph Cramden statue. Cab driver walked up to me. So, what are you doing this morning? I'm like, going Washington, D.C. for a show. He's like, do you like movies? I'm like, what kind of movies?

The kind they play right over there. You like blowjob? Yes, right. You like blowjob. Normally, if you were going to ask me. I just told him, I got to bust a cat. She's like, me. And then walk away.

You got a feeling it was a numbers game that day. Well, the Puck Wage is described as a hair-covered three-foot-tall hominid with gray skin, large ears, and long fingers and noses. Puck-Wu-Gs are mischievous little creatures who can vanish. and appear at will. They can shape shift into animals. They shoot poison arrows. They're prolific arsonists. And they can sometimes lead humans to their deaths in Hachabuck Swamp.

Man, it'd be cool. Hang out with a bunch. That would be the best crew to hang with. They're like whammies. What? Like in a... Press your luck. Yeah.

No whamies, no whamys. Whoa, the whammy is a puck wudgee. It's right. I didn't even think about that. There you go. Let me look that up. Well, the Pukwaji death lure is a light called the Tepi Wankas, which are souls of humans they've killed. These human souls are used to kill more humans, which are then ensnared and used to kill even more humans still.

The origins of the Pukwaji legend began parallel to the giant Mao Shop, who always made the Pukwajis jealous because he could get along with the Wampanoag people, while every effort the Puckwaji made to help humans backfired. That's why you shouldn't help people. The number one that don't ask you for it. Don't help them. Don't give you if you don't have extra. And then also too, man, don't extend yourself for people who won't accept themselves to you.

These Pukwidge's are wise. And so the Puckwajis gave up and decided they would instead play the tormentor to Mow Shop's role of protector. Now, at first they were just annoying. So Moushap collected as many. any puck wachies as he could and scattered them across New England so they wouldn't be as much of a nuisance to humans. Now they work the tolls. Give me a corner of you a fucking shit. But when the puck wudgeys returned, they did so with a vengeance.

Instead of just hiding shoes or chasing away deer, the puck wudgee showed back up and just plain started murdering people. Started kidnapping children, burning villages. Dude, where's my puck wudgy movie? Puck widgeys versus the cops. Oh my God. Puck widgeys are cops, man. Puck widgeys versus the chuds, dude. That's a fucking movie.

Save it next year, March Madness. In response, Moushaw-Shop sent his five sons to deal with the now-merterous puck wedgies. But Moushaw-Shop's sons were lured into tall grass and were shot dead with magic arrows. Enraged, Moushaw-Shop's sons were lured. crushed as many puck wudgeys as he could underneath his feet, but many escaped and later regrouped. They tricked Moushap into the water where he

drowned, and the Puck Wudgies have ruled the Bridgewater Triangle ever since. You'd be a cute Pixar movie. I think that's like a fun, dark movie. Yeah. I feel like you're part puck wudgy. Is it the back? Yeah, and the front, unfortunately.

Yeah. I mean, I'm not waxing. I don't care what the polls say. I don't care what the emails from Biden say. I'm not waxing my back. Once European colonists arrive and were told of the Pukwaji legend, they believed it wholeheartedly, except they filtered the story through their own cultural lens

and reclassified the Pukwaji as foot soldiers of the devil, the very hand of Satan itself. And hence, the legend lived on in New England amongst the whites for centuries. And there are still people in modern times who have reported in with these evil little creatures. In one example, a paranormal enthusiast named Tim actually had not one, but that's all we know of him. His name was Tim. I had a source once deep within the government.

Tim. He told me everything how I could catch the bus. Thank you, Tim. Tim had not one, but two encounters with these creatures, both in the woods and the without. One evening as Tim was walking in the woods. Tim was walking. He encountered a bright, floating light. Being an enthusiast of the paranormal, he excitedly took out his digital camera and tried

taking a snapshot. Oh, fuck yeah. I love orbs. Oh, hell yeah. It's an orb. Oh, is that my grandfather? It's an orb. But the orb suddenly disappeared and reappeared 30 feet away. off the path in the thicket. Yo, flirt with me there, Orb!

You flirt with me, I'm Tim. People respect me around here. I give people secrets. Now, obviously, this is one of the dead souls that I mentioned earlier. Yes. But perhaps unaware of the story of the Puck Wojee's leading men to their deaths in the forest, Tim followed the light. All right, there, orb, I'll follow you back to your home,

but simply because I'm lonely. Soon enough, though, he sensed that something was wrong. Tim sensed that something was wrong. Tim always does. something is wrong. But when he returned to the path, he found a two-foot-tall man walking towards him.

Hey, how are you doing? Tim, I've heard a lot about you. You like blow jobs. I do love a blow job. It is one of my favorite activities outside of looking for the puck watching. Tim ran in the office.

The direction. So the figure turned back into the thicket and disappeared. All right. Guess some guy doesn't like blowjub. I'll go fuck a rabbit. A few years later, Tim was in the parking lot of a grocery store. But we're still quite close to the woods. I see you woods.

I'm over here. I'm buying milk. As soon as I'm done, purchasing milk, I'm going to be over inside of you, triangle. He was in the car waiting for his friend. Weird. Like we had the parking lot conversation the other day. It is kind of strange. Like, just hanging out in a parking lot.

Unless you're getting a blowjob and you're in a, and you're sitting in a parking lot, that's suspicious. You never go tailgating for nothing? That's called drinking and driving. You getting pulled over and saying, just tailing, I'm just a mobile tailgate. Actually. Hey.

And in Massachusetts, they let you go. If you sing the song, they let you go. Well, Tim was in his car waiting for a friend when he saw that the friend was in the grocery store. His friend was picking up like milk or something. Oh, I thought he was like meeting the friend to go sit with him along with him in the car. No, no, no, I guess why I gave the context clue if he was in the parking lot in front of the grocery store. I just assumed he was buying drugs. That also happens in the parking lot of the grocery store.

Not a bad guess. I love orbs and cocaine. Well, that is when Tim saw the same small figure in his rearview mirror. Yay, buddy, I'd do it find you. I knew you'd sit long enough from you, suck your dick. As the puckwatch he stood there, staring, Tim's car turned on by itself and the radio cranked up the full volume. Sure people have. No reason.

Show people have. completely forgetting about his friend, Tim stepped on it and hauled ass out of the parking lot as fast as he could. As far as I know, that was Tim's last encounter with a puck wudgee. What about the friend in the grocery store? He left his ass behind. He just comes out out at puck wudgy sitting there.

You know, I met your buddy Tim and he wasn't that in the blowjaws. But I see you've purchased a lot of candy and maybe you might be interested in a blowjah. Give me a milky little piece of shit. You know, actually, I could go for a blow shop. Actually, I'm going through a divorce. I'm going through a divorce with my wife. You little man, you can suck my dick. Come with me to court.

Support me. In another story, a man named Bill Rousseau was out walking his Rottweiler named Samantha at midnight. As you do. That is a very fancy name for a Rottweiler. This is Samantha. Yeah, she'll bite your dick off. Well, he did that every night because he worked the late shift at his job. Yeah.

But on that particular night, Bill took a different route. And as they walked, Samantha started quivering and shaking. Then Bill heard a high-pitched wail saying, I want you. I want you. Kee Kee. Perfect

Pudgewaggy. Up ahead, underneath the street light, Bill saw an erect figure. Pudgy indeed. Three feet tall with a pop belly.

More like a fuck wudgy. Walking towards him. Yeah, I don't. It was also naked, but covered in hair three to four inches long. So obviously he could see his dick and ball. Yeah, yeah, it's true. It's true, but honestly

it's warm out. These are my clothes. I'm a buckwatchy. Man, that's interesting to think about those. If he has three to four inches of hair, but he could see his dick and balls hanging out. Five or six inch long dick. That's a thing. But for a three foot tall creature, that is a proportionally

massive cop. It's a fucking demon. Demons. Demons have big dicks. Or he could have been older and he's got the long balls. Yeah. That's the thing. You know that Warwick Davis is packing, right?

Really? Yeah. Like how many? Like, well, packing. How many? But he has like penises? No. Yeah, he didn't.

He's not bringing him in a case. I'm saying he has a large penis. Now, how many inches? Is it like a weird, like, a weird, like, holding dick? How do you know? You told me. Yeah.

Hmm. No, he's just got. Like, he's Warwick Davis, but he's got, he's got an Ed Larson on him. Ah, I see. So it's like a standard. He's got gigantic balls. Yes, he's got a standard penis, but he's small. Good for him.

That's how he's working so long. I actually think they would keep you from working. You think so? You're so confident. Why would you need to act? If you have a huge penis, you should do anything but act. Should be president. Be a professional baseball player.

Anything else? Slide too much in baseball. Wow. Fuck why G's. Now, Bill Rousseau, for some reason, thought that perhaps because of the creature's height, this was a hairy child. That was his first thought. Just another freak. Go to Harry child if I've ever seen one?

Oh, my God. Go to sleep, child. But as it walked towards him, he realized that it was old and it was speaking to him. It kept repeating over and over again. I want you. He was saying, I want you. If you didn't get it, the cadence became more insistent. I want you.

I want you. And the creature began beckoning Bill. I want to have you. I talked to you. I talked to him. Hey, I talk to you. The dog can watch. You're trying to seduce me, you hairy child.

I know you got the hair of an older man, but your boy. Well, terrified. Both Bill and the dog turned around. They didn't run home. They speedwalked home. Let's get out of here, Samantha. too good to be true. That is the only way I can do a Boston accent.

I can't do any other variation on it. Besides, just Kennedy, but that's great. Reportedly, Bill returned to the spot many times, but never saw the creature again. He was so freaked out. Why would you go back?

Well, you know, sometimes you get something kind of scares you at first, but then you get curious. Yes, yeah. I have sex with a small hairy child. That's what happened with Father Mike, who was my priest. But he just never went all the way through with him. Because I guess I just wasn't forward enough. I can't tell who's the cowardness situation.

You have to be. Oh, you got a problem with a little boy with the body like a man. Oh, is this too much man for a 10-year-old for you? Fly from your blade. Now the cryptids are all well and good. We need one more ingredient if we want to call the Bridgewater Triangle a semi-permanent full-on flap. We need UFOs. And luckily, the Bridgewater Triangle is full of them.

I do think of all of the domestic triangles. They do have the most, like, I don't know if you'd say recorded activity, but they have a fuck ton of witness. counts and people talking about like fires on Lake Huckamuck. You know, like, and Lake Nip, they would see these weird like flames and there's a lot of different like, you know, ghost lights. If you do listen to these paranormal investigators, which I do think a lot of it is fueled by grain alcohol, Mountain Dew and math, but they, but their hearts are in the right place.

Yeah, but they're seeing stuff. It's lots of people seeing the same thing, right? Yeah. Yeah. For the most part. I mean, there's variations. Okay. Yeah.

You could argue that maybe they're just telling the same story to each other. It just gets bigger and bigger each time. And maybe they just saw some weird shit at night. Don't ruin the magic. It's the Bridgewater Triangle. Now, the sightings started in the 19th century, but the first notable sighting came in 1908 when two undertakers driving a carriage saw a, quote, unusually bright lantern above the skies on Halloween night.

The hottest time for UFO sightings in the Bridgewater Triangle, however, was the 1970s. when seemingly the entire country was awash in both UFO sightings and general paranormal activity. I wonder how this lines up with Mothman. On time periods. About 10 years after. 15. Let's move on. The most famous Bridgewater UFO sighting occurred in the spring of 1979 when two radio broadcasters,

Jerry Lopez and Steve Sibratia were on their way to reign of Massachusetts for a night at the dog track. Completely innocent night. A couple radio DJs going to the fucking dog track in the middle of the night. I can smell that. Just like morning DJs at the night dog track.

I don't like to watch a race as much as I like to eat them. That's why I always bet it on the loser. Well, as they were driving, Steve saw an incredibly bright light just over the tree line and the light only grew larger as it got closer

to the car. The two broadcasters stopped the car and watched as a series of bright lights blotted together in the shape of an arrow and passed overhead, in a formation that was by Steve's guesstimate, the width of five seven forty-seven's wing to wing. Say it properly.

Five-sevens. Wang to wang. Jerry, however, remembered it being shaped like a baseball home plate with a series of lights on it. And something like a cord was dangling from the craft shooting off sparks. But they both said it was so close that they could throw a rock and hit it.

That was not the only, the other case that we covered with shitting UFOs was the Bigfoot UFO flap in Pennsylvania. Oh yeah, the Pennsylvania Bigfoot flap in 1973. Yeah. I remember that one. The craft then can. I just was like, mark it. Remember it? Shooting UFO.

Good work, Henry. Locked. Memory. Well, the craft then continued hovering over a field for a minute, then took off. And over the course of the next week, there were a series of sightings reported by other people in newspaper and radio stories. And it was only then that Jerry and Steve came forward with their own account. One of the strangest UFO stories out of Bridgewater, however, came in 2013 with a man named Jim Andre. Jim said he was on his computer at 9.15 p.m. when he suddenly blacked out.

and when he woke up, he was in the same chair, but five hours had gone by. You mean every time I'm in a hotel? Oh, he took literally how... A nap. I took a nap and it's scared. It's got to be UFOs. This is an extension of somebody's why they missed a bormitsfa. They missed something big.

He stood up and tried gathering his thoughts when he noticed an intense burning sensation on his right forearm. When he looked down, he saw a tattoo that resembled an Aryan gray, which is a hybrid I'm not familiar with. Has anyone heard of the white power parrot called the Aryan gray? What is the Aryan gray? I tried Googling it too. Is it a Nazi alien? I've never heard of a bird? The African gray.

No, not a bird like a gray alien. Not like a fucking parrot, you idiot. We're talking about you. I went alien, you went bird. I went bird. I thought that that was like an Aryan grain. I thought it was like a bird that you could teach the Zig Isle. I thought it was like a parent that lived forever.

You thought that a guy got abducted by a UFO and he woke up with a bird tattoo? Literally, that's what I read. I thought I was like, oh, he must have some. That's why I thought, oh, that's super wheel. I'd be like, that's fucking crazy. It's like the pot of margarita film. Just as crazy is the aliens tattooing themselves, because number of the That's revealing who did it.

Mystery's gone. If only they did it to John Biday Ramsey, we'd know what happened to her. It's just the truth. He's just like, oh, who did this to me? Yeah. Oh, I see right there. It's this racist bird? But the thing about the tattoo is that it wasn't bleeding as tattoos usually do immediately after they're done,

and it didn't heal like a regular tattoo. blistered when it healed, and his skin peeled like a sunburn. Like it was a brand. Yeah, and to this day, Jim is convinced that he was abducted, and for some reason, tattooed by aliens that night. Does he continue to have the tattoo? I don't know. I don't have his

fucking number. Yeah. He was tagged. Yeah, like, yeah, like, when we catch in it, yeah, we catch a fucking bear, we put a thing in its ear. It's the same thing. Yeah, but normally they don't have like somebody from Brooklyn and they're doing like stick and poke tattoos. Most of the time, it's like a weird.

indiscriminate piece of metal that's put in the back behind your nose or it's like put in your knee cap or put inside of your like your tit flesh where it's like this guy, it's true but the, I'm looking at Jim Andre racist bird tets it.

When you say an Aryan gray you mean entirely white gray? No, I mean an Aryan mixed with a gray alien. Yeah, it's an alien with the swastika on its forehead. Whoa, Charles Mason. Like a nor, I guess it would be more like a Nordic gray.

Yes. Does that make more sense to you? Thank you. Now there's a lot of oaky, spooky stuff going on in the Bridgewater Triangle. Granted, but there's also an inordinate amount of murder. And in the triangle, it tends to have an occult edge, or so they say. Now, we here all know that the satanic panic was just that. It was a moral panic.

And the massive coordinated groups of so-called devil worshippers who impregnated women just so they could sacrifice the babies didn't really exist. But that doesn't mean... Diet, die, nerds. That was I was looking to apply to next. That was going to be my retirement. But that doesn't mean that there weren't killers who used the concept of Satan to give their murder a bit of kick, guys like Richard Ramirez. In that same vein, you had a guy named Carl Drew, who was a Massachusetts pimp and self-identified Satanist.

It was said by witnesses that Carl Drew entrapped sex workers and held them in his thrall by involving them in satanic cult activities and threatening violence, possibly sacrifice if they rejected his so-called protection. All right, my sex workers for Satan, that I have brought from various locations across the country to hang out in my living room, we're going to play cranium. And we are going to get to the end of cranium. or I will murder you. Well, in confessions that were in all probability coerced, but still a good story anyway, these women said that Carl Drew made them watch as he performed ritualistic human sacrifices in a log cabin in Freetown State Forest. You know what he called the log cabin? What?

Carl Drew's cabin. Wow, man, evil as hell. What happens in there? Supposedly, one of the sex workers, Robin Murphy, shifted from observer to participant. And that's when another sex worker, a woman named Karen Mardson, went to the police. She called Carl the devil and said that she expected there to be consequences for going to the cops. And indeed there were, as Karen Mardson was murdered and supposedly sacrificed on February 8, 1980. Who knows if the ritual part is true, but the forensics did tell the story of a brutal murder.

There's something about a man with a mullet calling himself a Satanist in the middle of Massachusetts. that I just don't believe them. And they always kind of say that. It's always like a guy who kind of looks like Carl from Aquitaine, who's just like, you know, Mike Warren Key kind of has the, I used to be a Satanist, but, you know, now I'm different. But it's like, have you seen Satanus? This is the crowd of Satanus.

Like, they look like this. No, this crowd is far too attractive to be Satanus. Hey, hey, you see, there were some disappointed frowns. There are people, you guys look at. Well, Marsden's hair and face. fingernails were pulled out, her head was beaten with stones, and she was finally killed when Carl snapped her neck. Once she was dead, Carl allegedly persuaded Robin Murphy to slit Marsden's throat. Carl then removed the head, and observers said that they kicked it around like a soccer ball.

Finally, Carl had sex with the headless corpse, carved an X on its chest, and smeared Karen's blood on Robin's forehead. Does it hit differently when you get to look me in the eyes when I say this shit. I told you all we should have played cranium. They did play cranium. Oh my God, I forgot. One more round of cranium. But before Marsden's mutilated body was even found, Robin confessed to the police and

fingered Carl for both that murder and one before. You guys all giggled at finger. You all giggled at it. I was being mature. It was a test to see how many people are like, yeah, I do it all the time, like when I say titular, to see if he giggles. Of course. And he always does. A 69ed Carl for the murder.

Well, others testified that they were present at the murders or were told about the murders by Robin or Carl. But all have recanted their testimony in the decades since, saying that their testimonies were coerced. And besides that fact, they were all. on a lot of drugs at the time, so maybe the memories weren't all that. We're on crazy drugs. Ibuphrine. I took and a leave and I killed those women.

I don't remember. But even if all the satanic ritual sacrifice stuff was embellished or completely fabricated, which it probably was, it was with these murders that the satanic panic officially began

in America, making the Bridgewater Triangle, it's unholy birthplace. All of this dumb shit really does have wild consequences. Something happens, like, that is legitimately, like, it created a panic. It ruined hundreds of people's lives,

and it came from that shithead. Yeah, they really did. And it just came from people paying attention to the fucking Bridgewater Triangle. We should have been hunting for buck wuggies. Everybody that was in there killing people, they would have had so much more fun hanging out with and looking for puck wudgeys.

Well, staying in the realm... Jerry Child. Staying in the realm of reality, we spoke extensively on our original series about Taunton State Hospital, which is a mental asylum that also sometimes housed the criminally insane. And it's located smack dab in the middle of the Bridgewater Triangle. Built in 1853, Taunton was state-of-the-art for its time. Its 40 buildings had running water, a sewer system, central heat, and full ventilation. Wow.

Yeah. So it must have been a really nice place for all the people inside of it. kind of at times okay when they weren't getting you know plunged in ice baths to try to shock them out of their mental illness honestly i could use it i could do that to you today let's try it come over come on let's fix me so this attention to what we now consider basic human rights came from progressive

quaker policies in which the mentally ill were no longer just chained to a wall and left alone as they had been for centuries and centuries they did however still do lobotomies galore throughout the 20th century. Some of the patients at Taunton had genuine mental illness, but some were there simply because they were promiscuous, outspoken, poorly socialized, or they masturbated to the point where it was a noticeable problem. How do they lock up half of Massachusetts? Take a lap!

Take a lap! Yep, for that, you get claps, not laughs. But the most famous resident of Taunton was a woman or Taunton Mental Hospital. Totten was a woman who... No, I'm going to say Toin. Yeah, say Toon. Yeah, at this point. The famous...

Well, famous resident of Tointon... Was a woman who absolutely deserved to be there. She has one of the highest body counts of any American female serial killer that we know of. 31 people, and her name was Jane Topan. Reportedly, Topan fondled her victims as they died in an attempt to see the inner workings of their souls through their eyes. Women are fucked up. I didn't know that about Syria Keller. Obviously, men do horrible things, but it's actually nice to hear.

Yeah. A woman fondles the soul on the corpse. The last guy we talked about caught off a woman's head. fucked the corpse and you're getting weirded out by a woman going you know what's funny is that like pinch into fucking cheeks and you're like women are weird it's because if I met Carl and he

said he did all that I unfortunately I'd be like seen it buddy yeah people do it all the time yeah been there done that but with this this makes you feel icky no it's fun yeah okay it's fine I'm just saying it's great for women it's representation yeah you have a theory you stick to it

yeah and unlike many female serial killers she admitted to experiencing a sexual thrill from watching patients be near death, recovering, and finally dying, which is pretty much edging. But with murder. Yeah.

In one case, Topan poisoned a family's housekeeper, so it would appear that the housekeeper was drunk. Topan's plan was to get the housekeeper fired and take her place. And when the plan worked, Topan moved in and killed the whole family. Holy shit.

How have I never heard of Jane Topan before? God, I don't know. We should do this. Yeah, we're going to. This is a big episode. Yeah, we're going to do Jane Topan. We're going to do the satanic murders that we talked about earlier. I got like four episodes from doing this bullshit.

That's awesome. Yeah. Well, Topan died in Taunton at the incredible age of 84. Wow. They always last so long. Yeah. She beat out Ed Gein's life in a mental hospital by seven years. And he loved the mental hospital.

He loved it. Yeah. Yeah, he was 77, but, you know, women live longer. Less stress. Now, like many mental hospitals in America, Taunton closed down the asylum wing in 1978. Now, all do you go out into the triangle? Get out there, you crazy?

Enjoy the woods. But it continued to be used by the state to house juvenile delinquents and more recently recovering substance abusers. But considering how it was indeed an insane asylum, it's just as haunted as any other insane asylum. And it has the added bonus of rumored satanic cult activity due to its location in the Bridgewater Triangle. See, it was rumored that the hospital was actually closed because the staff were taking incapacitated patients into the basement to conduct saturday. Mutanic rituals and several patients were sacrificed when the devil would appear. No, I'm not here. I'm just here for COVID. No, please don't. I'm not crazy.

You go on the slab? Is my friend, he's watching? I mean, this isn't completely outside of the realm of possibility. Fucking Jimmy Saville did this in the UK all the time. It's real. reportedly there's still bizarre demonic markings on the basement walls. Yeah, I think about, we do have to do Jimmy Saville at some point. We don't have to do anything.

He used to sleep in the morgue with all the bodies and then he would go and he would, ah, God, and he would shower at the hospital. Like, he'd stop just to go shower at the hospital with the small hairy children. Mm-hmm. He was an idea, man. A bad idea, man. He did have a lot of ideas. Yeah.

A lot of energy. When you ever see somebody that old still jogging? Think about it. Be like, what are your other hobbies? What are you trying to keep, what do you need all this stamina for? One staff member said that as he stood on the last step of the staircase before entering the basement, he was hit by an incredibly vivid vision of devil worship,

complete with auditory hallucinations of drums and chanting, along with the smell of smoke. The vision stopped as soon as he stepped back, and he quit Taunton the next day. Staff members have also said that they've seen an apparition that they call the smoky man. He's a little over five feet tall and consists of a smoky, hazy cloud in the shape of a man. He's the smoky man. It's all we got on. Have you met that smoky man?

He's the weed dealer for the puck wedgies. Others experience something they call The Shadow Man, who sometimes appears as, you know. What? Shadow. Oh, it's a shadow man. And sometimes he appears fully formed. Consistently, though, the apparition is described as definitely a man.

It's a man. But his face is obscured. And he always appears in the corner of a residence room and stares directly at the terrified patient. Why don't you sleep? Go to sleep. Go the fuck to sleep. I can't do what I'm going to do while you're rolling.

Thanks. I want to do together. We're asleep. And so... Just keeps passing through. I just want to fondle and touch you. I'm just a shadow man. And so, considering how there are actually many stories that I didn't even talk about in this update.

Yeah, dude. So many. There's a lot of shit in this triangle. It's likely that the activity in the Bridgewater triangle will continue for as long as people inhabit the state of Massachusetts. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. We did it. Yes. Wow.

This is the first time we've ever done a straight up live podcast like this. And I think we did fine. We did fine. No, seriously, we've never done a live podcast like this ever. I feel like nude. Yeah. I normally choose to be nude on stage. But I feel like when Natalie sees me try to get in the tub, like that kind of nude.

Yeah. Like, which is a too nude. You know, you did naked comedy before. I know, but it's- And the same guy kept showing up every week. Yeah, yeah. I remember that. You just sat like that.

Honestly, I love a fan. Yeah. You know? I've seen you naked on stage a couple dozen times. But it's weird. But it's weird. What I'm using my body as a weapon, I don't feel nearly as a. vulnerable as this.

Yeah, I know. This is weird. I'm going to go home and take a shower. Yeah, I feel like... Because I feel like... It's nice, though. I'm glad you here. I trust you all.

Yeah. I trust you all. And I'm glad that you were here for this. Yeah. I can tell by your t-shirts. You're all right. And if you're listening to this in your car right now, I'm sorry you didn't have any fun today.

No. I'm sorry that you got a live podcast episode. And you probably were like, oh, you know, and because you're going to be mad, right, about getting it. Just get some fucking ice cream and get over it. Yeah, man. Go buy some bullets and think about how you want to use them.

I said ice cream. But I didn't say it again. I just said bullets because what's nice about is that you can just that, you can think, and you can write names and ideas on the bullets. You need a good pen though. Yes, you need a Sharpie. Yeah. Yeah, thick Sharpie. Because then to me,

sometimes I just get it out of my system and then I take those bullets and I throw it out in the trash can in front of the middle school. Just because again, it's just so they, it's out of my hands. Investigate him. Not me. I'm going to go right down the middle and say,

just go home and masturbate. Good night. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. You're all angels in disguise. Hell Satan. Yeah. And now we come to the point where I believe we exit first. Goodbye.

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