Last Podcast On The Left - No Dogs in Space: The Monks Pt I

Episode Date: May 25, 2023

No Dogs in Space returns with a brand new season, this year focusing on Experimental Rock and Pop! Starting with a little-known but highly influential band that emerged from the US Army barracks in Germany amid The Cold War. Join Marcus Parks and Carolina Hidalgo as they explore the formation of The Monks, the group's unconventional sound, and their impact on the subsequent Punk and Alternative music scenes…

Music Welcome to season three fuckers. Yeah, you fuckers. Okay, we're bringing a New York energy to it. We're now in California. Let's bring a Californian. Welcome to season three fuckers. I'm Carolina Hedoggo. I'm Marcus Parks. This is no dogs in space. And we're so excited

to bring a season three this season. We're going to be covering experimental rock and pop winded season two in. I don't know. Sometime before this season. And now season three has begun. It's the guy. We're going to experiment. We're going to get fluid with it. We're going to have so much fun. because we're going to experiment. We're going to get fluid with it. We're going to have so much fun. I'm excited. I'm excited to know what noise really means. It's goddamn right. We're going to be covering bands like Faust. We're going to be covering 13th floor elevators, Bjork, Sonic Youth, all kinds of wonderful shit. And more, we haven't even decided all the bands are going to be covering this season. And in addition to the bands that are experimental on purpose, we're going gonna be covering this season. And in addition to the bands that are experimental on purpose,

we're gonna be starting this season with a band that was experimental on accident. Yes, because that's my favorite kind. All right, let's get into it. Now, one of the joys of listening to obscure music of the distant past is that sometimes legends can spring up around these obscure artists. For example, it was rumored for years that today's band was made up of five GIs who'd gone A-Wall

in the mid-60s during the Vietnam War to record an album of Proto-Punk protest songs than they disappeared into the ether. I don't know where in Cambodia they found a recording studio. But apparently they did. I heard I heard most of the album was tracked in Laos. Yeah, of course, of course. That's why it sounds so tinny. Now that story, of course, isn't true because if it was, you'd have heard that story by now. But the fact that people thought it was true for decades speaks to the unique power of the music this band produced. Hell, that was the story I was told in 2007 by some guy I was working a fucking

temp job with in a musty warehouse in New York, moving boxes from one side of the room to the other. And I believed it because I'm gullible. I like that you were like, that text helps. Thank you, sir. Yeah, one side of the room to the other and then back again. And I wanted to believe this story. And of course, once I heard the monks, I had to go on some fucking blog on blog spot to find it. That story made sense. And I therefore kept believing that story for years. Now, that unique sound was absolutely the creation of five American GIs living in Germany in the 60s after their terms of service were over.

But that music and the band's distinctive image was helped along by two German ad executives named Walter and Carl. Rather than being a tale of AWOL soldiers sacrificing their lives on printable, the story of today's band is somewhat closer to what happened when the Velvet Underground came under the influence of Andy Warhol. The difference is that instead of English majors and experimental musicians like it was with the VU, today's band was made up entirely of former soldiers. The today's band began and ended almost entirely in West Germany during the same decade that

the Berlin Mall was built and Soviet missiles were moved in and out of Cuba. As a result, this band's energy could be described as Cold War rock. That's right. It's a reaction to the world past and future problems. It's serious, unhinged, but funny and absurd. Just like war. Actually hot and cold ones. I prefer cold ones with simple syrup and a lot of ice. Mm. T. Ha. Well, this band songs alternated between nervously euphoric tracks about nothing in particular and manically delivered screeds about kids getting killed in Vietnam. And they were all held together with screaming organs, asymmetrical compositions, and martial rhythms.

Unfortunately, though, very few people outside of West Germany heard their music even when their popularity was at its height, and it took decades for them to get their due. Some might say they're still waiting, but like a fish that evolves to survive on land and immediately dies before it's able to propagate its species, this lack of recognition doesn't make this band any less important to the history of experimental rock, even if it was all on accident. Absolutely. As we said, the best kind.

Absolutely. I love that. Yeah. How many like the flaming mo? Oh, right, right, right. Sorry. Or real things like penicillin as well. Now, while this band believed with all their hearts that their tension filled organ-fueled

debut album was going to rival I Want to Hold Your Hand in popularity. That's obviously not how things worked out. So when these Americans brought their sound to the clubs of West Germany, it was mostly met with confusion, outright hatred, and in some cases violence. But to them, they weren't always as bothered as you might think. Sometimes they were, sometimes they weren't, because these guys truly believe that they were playing the music of the future. Ironically, though, I would argue that this pan was exclusively playing the music of their present, songs that were entirely reflective of the experiences

and personalities of five American GIs living in West Germany during the 1960s. The miracle is that their one and only album still somehow sounds timeless, and that goes for the Aherd at 1967, 1997, 2007, or if right now is the very first time you're here in the month. Constipation! People cry! Complication! People cry! For you, people kill! Complication! People cry!

For you, people cry! Complication! People cry! For you, people go! Complication! People cry! People cry! People cry!

People kill! People cry! People cry! People cry! people die, people kill! Tell it will, people die, people run! People die, people run! People go! People die to the dead you! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I love it. This is mid 1960s in Germany. And this is them playing for German. Okay, so we got, I'm getting a little bit ahead. Because we do want to get into the context of the place and time of where this story is. So, as we said before, it's Germany. It's West Germany during the Cold War.

And these are five American soldiers who are stationed in a base, just inches away from the iron curtain, from the Warsaw Pact forces. And so a bit of a refresher, and also to some who may not know, World War II happened. The Holocaust happened.

It was all real and it's a shitty, shitty thing. Sorry, it's important, okay? And I'm going to point fingers as well, okay? I'm going to start with a Nazis and the incurable cut that was hit like that. So Nazis, of course, we know our bad, our ideology, everything they stand for, their methods are all sense of superiority and their stupidest plans for the world. Yeah, brave stance you're taking here. It's important to mention it.

So when the Nazis surrendered to the Allied forces in 1945 because they lost and they you always will lose. After the massive fuck up, that was the third Reich and the devastation that they led in their wake. Millions of people killed, displaced in exile with no food or shelter just left behind to rot. The entire country of Germany was bombed to oblivion. Yeah, and you're talking about like the German citizens, like these people,

like most of these cities like, Dresden is gone. You know, like that, they're entire cities all over Germany that are just fucking gone. Absolutely. And I'm not even talking about the Germans. These are people who are moved. The Nazis are asshole. They displaced millions of people for coming from different ethnicities. Of course, the Jewish population unfortunately suffered the most, but as well as other ethnicities in the communities around. Of course. So there are a lot of people. There's a lot of rubble. So this led to years of what the hell are we going to do with this broken country Germany? Right? There is this rubble. There is these broken people. We need to jumpstart a society. Get the government going. Figure out how to use money. What do we call the money?

And so the allies who beat the Nazis who are there to occupy everything, there were the Americans and the other allies or the French, the UK and the the USSR who are our allies at one point. Well, what happened and happening after a couple conferences was that the Americans had one idea and the USSR had another, the Soviet Union had a different idea. So of course, I'm simplifying this just a little bit. Tiny bit, but not too much. But this is going to be, no. So this led to the country being divided in two. The country Germany. West Germany, East Germany East Germany West Berlin East Berlin the

capitalist pigs versus the communist who eat babies Basically, there's a point of view for everything each group was we're just taught to fear and hunt the other Yeah, and when I mean divided into I mean divided like twins in a bedroom, okay? They drew lines Between East and West Germany. Come over to my side, you're back home, you're too over there. That's exactly it. There was a literal wall, the Berlin wall that was raised in 1961 because of all this crap. It was basically the USSR saying, hey, we have a question.

Can we sign a, like, this treaty with Germany and then you know maybe communism can really really take off in Europe and America thinking like that's probably a bad idea because we lose a foothold in Europe and then we don't want to leave because we also help you know beat the whole world war. That's basically it. We're all mean girls here. Okay. So the point is is that why are these two superpowers that came out of World War 2, the US and the Soviet Union fighting over parts of Germany?

It's basically for global influence. So, so this is the whole thing. Who's going to come on top? The US or the Soviets? And at this point right now, in 1961, we don't know. Absolutely, don't know. And both sides are so fucking scared. And that is the environment that these five guys

that are in the monks, this is the environment they are coming to in Germany. Do you believe in miracles? I'm sexy, thanks. Because that's a nice reference. That wasn't the reference I was going with, but that's a very nice reference. Because yes, these American guys

are gonna jump in to West Germany. Right now at this moment, it's not really going to matter, but when they become the monks, that's all that matters. Yes, because in the background, when they arrive in the background, Kennedy is sending military advisors to Vietnam. Vietnam is beginning. They don't know it yet, but we'll get to that later on in this episode. And especially next episode. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, destruction of the whole thing where the US and the US are each have bombs, atomic weapons that can destroy the whole world. And they have military bases with these warheads pointing at each other. And one of these military bases that have these weapons, of course, pointing at different parts of the world like the Soviet Union is an army base near a town called Geldon House. And that army, actually an army barracks called Coleman Cousern.

No, no one saw this, but I almost threw a chair across the room. It's for I took two years of German. I don't know what anything means, but I know how to pronounce everything. Okay. Goldman, Kessena, okay. Kessena means barracksacks. Okay, so they're at the barracks, right? Or they're about to get to the barracks. So this is where the story starts. It actually starts with a guy named Gary Berger, who enlisted in the U.S. Army in 1961, right after graduating high school in Bemiji, Minnesota.

Bemiji. They've done that. Gary, Gary, he's 18, right? And he wants to experience something that's not Bemidji, Minnesota. Bemidji, it's just mid, mid, like that I'm mid. Bemidji. Hey, you got it.

All right. Okay. Show's over guys. All right. So the US Army, they sent Gary to Coleman, Army barracks in Gellinhausen as a fuel truck driver. This is first class private Gary Berger who's been playing guitar since he was 10 years old. He was a big country music fan, played a lot of Hank Williams songs, grew up listening to the Grand Ole Opry religiously. But he was also into rock music of the day, Chuck Berry, Bill Haley. Big surf guy. Yes, also surf really getting to surf at this point. And while stationed in West Germany, Gary would practice his guitar by himself at the Army Service every weekend because they had a little Army Service Club where you can go and play Moracas and Kangos and stuff like that. He chose

the guitar. Okay. Go figure. But on one particular day, Gary Berger, who, you know, he just went to the front desk to sign up for like a room and a guitar. Well, the lady at the front desk said, Hey, there's this other guy who comes in when you do, and he plays guitar in the other room. So instead of using up two rooms, why don't you guys just use the same room together? Because she doesn't know that people play their own music. But you know what? She's trying to save space. I get it. I get it. It's an army efficiency. So army is so so Gary said, but and after an awkward afternoon of two guys trying to play different songs in the same room. Fucking bad thing. That's so it's like fucking hanging out in

a guitar center. It really was. But so this was a very weird situation. So Gary just decides, okay, you know what? This other guy he really could play like he's good. So he turned to him and he said, should we just try to play together? And that other guy that he turned to was Dave Day, the guy who would become the banjo player for the monks. Yeah. Well, you came up with, we'll get more into it later, but you called him the other day you called him the banjo drummer. That is the best way to describe Dave Day's eventual role in the months, the banjo drummer. Oh, there's a whole thing to it. It's very exciting. So Dave Day also, by the way, my favorite monk. Yeah. He's a solid guitar player who, as we said, later be the banjo player for

the monks. How cool is that? Yeah. In a hard rock band because the monks to me are hard rock band. Oh, yeah. Yes. And these are the first. These are the beginnings bands. Oh yeah. Yes, it did. It was the first. These are the beginnings of what we call heavy metal music. Yeah. That's amazing. And Dave right now, he's only 19 years old from Renton,

Washington. And he doesn't say much about his childhood, except that he grew up really poor and joined the army, partly to get away from his abusive stepfather, and to prove to his mom that he could be somebody. And because his hero and favorite artist Elvis had also enlisted. Beautiful ride Again my money all quick and dead In the early old time I got those up to three for the occupation jeep

I blew up From my jeep I head to the hills of my jeep And if I don't go, stay inside soon I'm gonna move up you We get a horse and feather And black and copper nickel for chow Yeah, Elle is awesome feather And copper nickel for chow

What does that even mean? That must be cold Must have been a cold breaker No, Elle was historically, and I was always there historically on very nice Mama's boy. Yeah, of course. No, Elvis and his mama is a romance for the ages.

I'm like, okay, all right, let's just go back to the story. I'd love to do Elvis one day. That's it. Elvis is one of my dream series. God, I'd love to do Elvis. We need to do Elvis one day. And then we'll do the fun conspiracies with our brother wives, Henry and Ben. Anyway, so after jamming together for a while, Gary Berger from Bemigi, Minnesota, who loves good old country,

Western music and Dave Day from Renton, Washington, Elvis, Fanatic to say the least, they figured, why don't we just start a band together? And since they're both guitarists in the same room, they decided, let's call ourselves the rhythm rockers working title. Now to fill out their sound, Gary and Dave recruited an organist with horn-rimmed glasses named Larry Clark, who served in Dave's unit as the company clerk. And I got to say Larry is now my favorite monk. I love Larry. Yeah. No, he is also adorable. Yeah. Larry was like a Midwestern type from Chicago. He never drank. He never smoked. He played chess and he read constantly. Hardly make some

of your typical rock and roller. But even though Larry was classically trained on the piano, it can fucking murder a show pan sonata. If you really wanted him to, his passion in the early 60s was rock and roll. To it, he bought himself a small portable electric organ specifically, because it had the same tone as the organ on a certain Booker T in the MG song. So when Gary and Dave brought Larry in to audition, he played one make or break song, his favorite song, arguably the greatest and most well-known rock and roll organ track in existence.

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1 tbc 1 tbc 1 tbc 1 tbc 1 tbc 1 tbc 1 tbc I love that song. That song is like, obviously it's iconic. And it is very much Larry Clark's song. Very much so.

His favorite song. And it's basically what you're going to hear at Larry Clark. Take that song, take that vibe, put it in a fucking blender, and spray it out all over the audience in the best possible way. Larry Clark is quite possibly my favorite organist of all time. Wow.

So after Larry played the song perfectly and was quickly hired, the band also added a drummer in the form of a soft spoken German craftsman named Hans. Hans was a civilian who had joined the band as a cultural experience to see what it was like to play American music with genuine Americans, calling themselves, as you said, the rhythm rockers working title. The band was only missing a bass player to round

everything out. Now Coleman Cassanna base was woefully lacking in base, in base players. I know. Welfly like it. Base was like. Okay. I'm sorry. You didn't get dirty. No, I'm not.

I'm keeping it in. But luckily the band peaked the interest of a former jazz trumpeter named Eddie Shaw, who would eventually come to be known as the base of hell. Yes. Trumpeter, Trumpeter. We don't know. Trumpeter. Trumpeter. Okay, turn. We don't know. Trumpeter.

Okay. So Eddie Shaw, yes. Who, by the way, is the author of our main source, Black Monk time by Thomas Edward Shaw, you see? And Anita Klemke. So this is why we know so much. Yeah. And of course, we'll list other sources at the end of the episode, but since we're, you know, only one member wrote a book based on the experiences of the monks, we're going to go by a lot of Eddie's point of view, just so you guys know. And quick side note, black monk time, the book, it's fucking great. It gets absolutely get it. Yes, absolutely.

He even draws a little, he draws a little, he'll autograph before you and draw a little doodle. It's fucking great. Absolutely. Okay. So here's where Eddie Shaw comes in. Now remember, Gary's into country, but loves rock music too to Dave Zilviskai and Eddie's thing is jazz. Jazz like like like Cisco, right?

Like Captain Cisco. Oh, jazz. Jumpalaya. Okay, so so Eddie's thing is jazz. He's big into Dizzy Gillespie. Miles Davis, Coltrane, of course. He started out playing drums as a kid and then switched to trumpet by the time he was 15 years old. And he's playing the trumpet somewhat professionally actually, like playing Dixieland jazz groups in casinos and events, parties, bar mitzvahs, weddings, what have you. And you'd be playing a lot of music

and a little bit something like this, a little something like Louis Armstrong fireworks. That sounds really old. It is very old. It's extraordinarily old. Wow. 15 years old. And he was doing this, you know, in the other room, he'd say the other room, Wayne Newton was turning his career as 12 years old. Yeah.

Yeah. And when he was 15, doing the nuggets casino Nevada. Name a Wayne Newton song. Fuck. I can't either. No, fuck you by Nate Wayne Newton. That's, that's, that was a good hit number two in 1970. Name away Newton song. Fuck. I can't either. No, fuck you by Nate Wayne Newton. That's, that's, that was a good hit number two in 1975.

Anyway, so Eddie Shah was from Carson City, Nevada. Total jazz man. He played drums in a jazz group at the Army base at Coleman, Cousin. Cousin. But soon, it's admittedly it's a tough German word. It is. Yes, at the Army barracks in Gellhausen. God, you're doing it.

OK. But soon, the guys that Eddie Shaw was playing with were discharged, and they went back home, so he was left with no one to play with. That is until one day at the service club, that same music service club, that's when Eddie Shaw heard a group of guys playing rock music in one of the groups. It was Gary Dave Larry and Hans, the rhythm rockers, freaking title.

And they're the most fun group of musicians around. Like there was even a line of people outside peering in the door, watching them practice. So Eddie stood there by the door with the others and he noticed all their songs were rock and roll songs and each song only had three chords And that's when Eddie shot realized rock and roll is not that complicated at this point It is not very easy at all Okay, so Eddie wanting to join in on the excitement

He went into town at Gellinhausen. He bought a cheap use based guitar and an old music store He taught himself a few chords and then on the next Saturday, when he knew the rhythm rockers were practicing in the auditorium at the service club, he walked over to the stage and like, he, like, it was just like in a movie. He like opened, pulled up back the curtain. He goes, looks like you guys need a bass player. Something. I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm like, mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, Larry Dave Larry and Hans all looked at him and they looked at each other like who's this asshole, right? But they gave him an audition anyways, because what you said before, they were woefully lacking

in base players. Yeah. At the whole army barracks, not one base player in sight. Nobody wants to be a fucking base player. That's right. I love playing bass. I love playing drums, but no one was, yeah, no one was know what you're pride. But this guy Eddie's coming in. So they gave him a quick audition where Eddie had to kind of dance around the fact that he'd only been playing bass for about a week, maybe

two at the most. They still allowed him to join the rhythm rockers working title. So once the band had five members and we're taking themselves more seriously, they began to re-examine their very dull name, chosen long before the other guys joined by Gary and Dave. It seemed, however, as if Gary and Dave were the only ones who had a real say in what they were called. See, at the start of Gary and Dave's musical collaboration, they played for thinnings thrown

into an empty guitar case at an off-base bar called the Fisher Tube, which was owned by a woman named Karen, a fascinating woman, named Karen. Karen had driven tanks during World War II against the Russians, probably near the end of the war, after Russia invaded Germany, and the only people still alive to fight were the women, the children, and the old men. Most of them, left in Germany, had been rightfully terrified of the Soviets, and the old men. Most of them left in Germany had been rightfully terrified of the Soviets and what the Soviets were going to do once they conquered Germany. There's a BBC documentary called Germany 1945 that is harrowing.

At the same time, it's one of those things. It's difficult. It's like, well, who did you vote for? But at the same time, no one deserves that. No one deserves that. No one deserves that. No. No. No. No. No. So a lot of these people they fought whether they still believed in Nazi ideology or not. If they ever even believed in Nazi ideology in the first place, this was perhaps why Karen loved Americans, partly because they drank in her bar, but perhaps partly because Americans were the new enemies of the Soviets. But regardless, Gary and Dave honed their chops in the back room of Karen's bar with her blessing. And this time seemed to give

Gary and Dave a feeling of ownership when it came to the band that never really ended. But it had also been Gary and Dave's decision to call the band the rhythm rocker. Right. I mean, I understand. It's a good first bad name. Yeah. As Gary Berger rightfully pointed out, the name sounded old fashioned even for 1963, which tells you how fast things moved back then in a cultural sense, just eight years before calling your band the rhythm rockers. It would have been cutting edge. It would have potentially even have been obscene, a sexual reference, rhythm, a rockin'.

But by 1963, it sounded like the musical equivalent of a wet noodle. And so Gary Berger said during a band meeting one day that they needed something more sophisticated when it came to their name. Something French sounding. He suggested that they use the title of their de facto theme song, Their Opener. That tune was from a landlocked, clovus, New Mexico surf group called The Fireball, who had some success with a song called, 1 tbc sdmg 1 tbc sdmg 1 tbc sdmg 1 tbc sdmg 1 tbc sdmg

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He never stopped loving Elvis and he never stopped loving rock and roll. But he also knew a good idea when he saw it. Organist Larry Clark, though, he wanted something that seemingly put a little more focus on his organ. Or he might have just wanted a name check his favorite song. He wanted to call the band Green onions. I know. I know. It's like what's your password, man? Immediately though, Gary and Dave responded in the sort of aggressive and immature way that seems especially prevalent in men in their early 20s. They told Larry that he hadn't been in the ban long enough to suggest a name.

And besides Dave didn't want to be in a ban named after food. And you know, and you'd think like, oh, yeah, that's a really good point. Like being in a ban named after food is fucking lame. But when you think about it, there's cake, corn, meatloaf bread, cream, peaches, the cranberries, the electric prunes, blind melon, the flambarito brothers, banana ram, hot tuna, vanilla fudge and tangerine dream Germany's own tangerine dream. And that's just a name of few. Don't forget hot chocolate. Do you believe in miracles?

Do you believe in the I believe in either way. We believe in miracles. Say it loud. You're such a thing. But even though food names were obviously the wave of the future, Dave didn't find food so rock or perhaps he just didn't want Larry to have a say. Maybe.

Likewise, when Eddie Shaw tried suggesting a name, he wasn't even allowed to finish his sentence because he'd been the last member to join the group as the bassist. So Eddie and Larry acquiesced. They called it a foregone conclusion, which an army speak meant that they didn't like it, but they had no choice but to go along. From that moment until they became the monks, the band was called the five torques. That's right. And now you listener, maybe at the part of the episode where called the five Torques. That's right. And now you listener maybe at the part

of the episode where you're wondering, I thought they were in the army. Isn't there a cold war going on? What exactly are our taxes paid for? Seriously, what are they doing? Right? Well, these are soldiers, not officers. Yeah. Right. The first class private was pretty much the highest they're going to go. Maybe they're, they're, they're, it might be made sergeant at most. Yeah, they're grunts. They don't give a shit. That's right. And like as I said before, Gary had been playing guitar since he was 10 years old. At this point, he's just following his instincts. You know, he's doing army stuff. Sure. But this is what like why they're getting into this is that they're following their instincts. Gary, especially, he's working on it too. Like while he's in the band,

he's also experimenting musically. He's trying out new sounds. He's getting into surf rock, of course. And same with Eddie Shaw, who played the drums trumpet and wasn't jazz bands most of his life, music came easy to him too. And he was drawn to it, just like he was drawn to the practice room when he first heard the rhythm rockers. And Dave, the other guitar player, remember, we were talking about him. He's the sentimental monk. He's excitable by nature. He wants to see other people happy. He lives to entertain.

He'll run laps, do handstands. If that's hard to show, you'll do nudity if it's essential to the plots. He just loves the show. I feel like Dave was the kid who would like eat bugs for a dollar. That's me. I, you know, like, they're all like a spice girl. Like he's sentimental monk. I totally relate to him. He plays for a plus any day. He just wants to be just like his idol, Elvis, who also just wanted to make people happy as well. Like Elvis,

historically, just a good mama's boy. Yeah, he's a people pleaser. Absolutely. And then there's Larry, the keyboard player, the organist. He also loves the show, but he also loves the idea of the band making some money. Yeah. Remember, he's the cool calculated one. And he's the one who's got it together, if you ask me. He's the Victoria Beckham. Would you say that? I would say that. He always, like you say, he always keeps a pen and a little note. No, no, no, he, I have a lot of to-do lists.

It's important, you know. He's who I call the business monk because he loves a good business opportunity and he sees something with the tour case. So this is what they're moving forward with. They're all into this. Like let's focus on this. Forget the army, they're gonna focus on this.

Yeah, no, no, they're starting to take it seriously. So pretty soon, if they started calling themselves the five tour case, the nascent monks got offered work playing weekends in the town of Gellinhausen at a place called the Maximbar. This was the only place in the area where American music could be seen live. So it naturally attracted a lot of GIs from the base. That, of course, came with its own set of problems. That's true. I mean, they're making a little bit of money. This is great. I at the Max and bar, but the Max and bar was an American GI bar, which could get pretty hairy sometimes. Every Friday, Saturday night from 8 p.m. to 11 p.m.

the place would be rocking. And by midnight, it's a shit show. I'm serious. So, okay, this is a typical Saturday night, right? They're playing and then it's around midnight. They're doing all these new dance steps while they play. You know, they're putting on a show. Dave was always about like, you got to do a show, swing your guitars to the left to the right, make a step, you know, all that kind of stuff. The crowd is dancing too. The men are moving to the music. The women are heating up the dance floor kind of thing. And everyone is just a little bit drunk. Just a beautiful little bit. Yeah, okay. But then without warning, you hear someone from the dance floor

yell, Hey, buddy, she's with me. And then you hear another guy say, fuck you. And then next thing you know, bottles and glasses are crashing to the ground. Tables are being overturned. One guy starts being up another and then 50 more spring up from that punch. And the next thing you know is an all-out country western, so loom brawl. That's what it is. The owner of the Max and Bar, hair, Schmidt. He runs to the chaos and he starts screaming for them to stop, but everyone ignores him. And everyone's just punching and pushing and sliding them down the bar. I'm not just imagining this all they're going down. So then the owner, he runs to the phone, he calls the military police, he knows the number by heart because this happens every weekend and every weekend, these drunk up American GIs totally destroy his bar and his glassware. Meanwhile, the tour case are

still playing. They're on stage because they'll be damned if they don't get paid for the whole set, right? Like, let's just keep going. This next one is, I don't know, it's called break stuff. I don't know. Right? For like,ously niche rap rock band Jacksonville, Florida. Anyway, crash pal, punch bam. You know, people are just dodgy beer bottles. A chair is thrown in the air and hits the back of the stage. The wall is staged narrowly missing Eddie's head. And then he looks over his shoulder and he sees the leg of the chair actually stuck to the side of the wall. Where the Star Wars can't eat it? And Hans, remember Hans, the drummer who's there for the cultural experience.

Soft spoken German man. Yes, so he jumps off his drum stool and off to the front of the stage. He just jumps off the stage and straight for the front door because it ain't worth it. The hell with this. I'll see you guys next week. That kind of thing. He's like, these guys are ludicicks. And then right through that same door, the military police finally runs in. They pushed her way through. They throw a gangster tear gas

in the middle of the dance floor that sends everyone scattering around the venue. It's chaos, it's energy, it's Saturday night in the Mexican bar and gale houses. It's gonna be like a 20, 30 minute bar fight. It happens. Eddie said, like, this is a quote, he said, these soldiers are trained to kill but really lack social grace. Like, yes, I know, I can see that.

And that's when Gary followed by Dave and Eddie, they finally put down their instruments and run off through the exits with their hands in their face, their eyes burning and coughing from the tear gas. And meanwhile, Larry, remember Larry, he's playing keyboard because he was the only one who brought a gas mask. Yes, you see every time Larry senses some kind of danger and something is about to go down, he would just calmly reach for his gas mask, put it on, check for leaks, and then put his

hands back down and keep playing the organ. And since usually he was the only one left after all of this, he'd be playing what he wanted, which was green onions by Booker T. Surrounded by clouds of tear gas. That's his solo. If that's not a Kafka-esque nightmare, I don't know what it is. Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du- Dude, dude, in the circle. Dude, dude, dude. And finally when the gas clears and the military police yell at Larry the quip playing the shows over.

He finally calling gets up. He goes outside. He pulls off his gas mask and says, I didn't stop playing harassment. That means we get paid for the full time, right? And that's when the owner, Hirschmitt Schmidt He would be despondent at this point But he can't band the GI's from the bar because that's how he makes his money Yeah, so every week it's the same thing and every week Larry tells the guys to bring their gas masks And they would say okay, but by next week they would rationalize that maybe they didn't need them this time

But sure, enough, they always needed them because some traditions are hard to let go. That was every Saturday, every single Saturday, every single Saturday, like, yeah, it's not going to happen. It's all like, yeah, I mean, it's happened, you know, the last four times we play it, but chance to get happen five. Bring your gas mask. Now, as the five tour case, the band became more popular locally. So their post commander ordered them to volunteer for a so called hearts and minds mission in West Germany. The band, of course, loved the assignment because they found that the better they got at playing

music together, the less it felt like they were still in the army. What a bunch of regular sergeant Bill Coast. Sorry, that's a 50 year old joke. But I do believe in play. So at the direction of their commander, the ban embarked on a mission called Operation Jingle Bells. And remember, for those of you who are familiar with the monks, it's not a bell marry movie. And Operation Jingle Bells, their one and only objective was to play Christmas music

for Germans in nursing homes, hospitals, and orphanages. But since these were daytime gigs, Huns could no longer be their drummer. He was temporarily replaced by a terribly intense New Yorker named Bob Rose, who certainly fit the stereotype of the unstable drummer. But as the tour case played out more and more, they began to realize that they could just stay in Germany as working musicians if they wanted to. They realized this could just be their life. Now, this was a bold move for a bunch of Americans in their early 20s, some of whom had only

the most tenuous grasp on the German language. I think only one of them ended up becoming language. I think only one of them ended up becoming fluent. I think a few of them were Roger was the only one who was like, I like my A&W cheeseburger and malt, sorry, anything, you know, they go bowling or something. But a few of them did learn. Yes. I think Dave's like, man, I want to, but no, Dave did. Dave did. Okay. They remember he had to, well, we'll tell you about this in episode two. It's a relearn English. But as we'll see, bold moves make up the core of what will become the monks. Now the decision to stay in Germany as working musicians was all but cinched when the band

was contacted by a successful booking agent from Frankfurt named Hans Reich. He told the five tour case that if they wanted the opportunity, he could book them for residence season towns all over Germany. The hitch the ban had, though, was that while most of them were about to walk outside the walls of Coleman, Cassena, base for good, drummer Bob Rose still had the majority of his service ahead of him. And since Bob was a little unpredictable anyway, The band found another drummer that Gary knew who was also getting out of the army around the same time as everyone else. His name was Roger Johnson, and he would eventually become the anchor of the future

monk sound. A Roger was a rough around the edges drifter of sorts who joined the army because he had no other viable options. When I say drifter, I don't mean like Henry Lucas drifter. Now just me a guy who just doesn't know what the fuck's going on. Yeah, he's just looking for work going from one place to another trying to find something. Yeah, he was originally from Weatherford, Texas, but had no desire to return. So it was a very easy decision for him to make when he was given the chance to stay in Germany as a working musician

in a rock band. And so, with their classic lineup complete, the Torque signed on for a series of month-long residencies starting in October of 1964 in the towns of Ziegen, Vombs, and their temporary home base, Heidelberg. Yes, they were heroes in Heidelberg. And they're out of the army at this point. That's right, they're out of the army. So they're putting on these shows and they're having fun.

They're making jokes. They're bantering with each other with the audience, doing dances, comedy bits, you know, all this while playing covers of Chuck Berry, Ray Charles, Beach Boys, you know, Gary would do the high voice for the Beach Boys. They would kind of try to harmonize. It's really fun. You know, and they sang and they also played songs like Route 66, Cadillac, Daddy Boy, you know, songs like that.

And they did this eight hours a night. Seven days a week. There was never a night off, but they loved it. Especially, and also the crowd. The crowd also loved it too. The crowd, they're from everywhere. You got American GIs here. You got white American GIs on one side,

black American GIs on the other side, German locals on one side, African students on the other, European students, Swedish people, Spanish people all over like everywhere. And the guys, the guys in the band, they're like 20, 21 years old. They're making friends of every one. They're going from table to table. They, they are free to roam through anything, through any groups of people. Like, this is like their fun, multicultural, like, this is their sophomore year abroad. They love it.

Yes. And they're also making friends with locals, tourists, sex workers. They were good friends with sex workers. Sometimes dated some. I also dated other local girls as well. I know Eddie got married pretty early on around this time. So they're at a place that's incredibly exciting, full of fun and outlandish characters.

Dave would go around from table to table asking like how you guys doing tonight. You like in the show, any requests? Where are you from? Want to grab a drink? Just bonding, getting to know people. And just drinking in this insanely gratifying culture exchange while everyone, the band, the customers, the wait staff, everyone is dancing and rocking out to their show's stopper song. What I say by Ray Charms. All right. You see the girl with the domine? She knows how to shit that thing.

All right, now, now. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Tell your mama, tell your Paul, I'm gonna send you back to Arkansas. Oh, yes, man, you don't do right, don't do right. Oh, play it for us. Some more hot pipes for Larry. Okay. So now the tour case, there are now just a few months into their bookings.

They're doing a whole 30 days every night, one city, and then going to the next. And it's all really fun. But when they hit a bigger city like Frankfurt, they realize what kind of competition they're up against. You see in Frankfurt, they had a month- long engagement at a place called the K 52 club. And it was a home club of Casey Jones and the governors, or at least one of the home clubs, because Casey Jones was pretty big in those days. Casey Jones was huge. Yeah. So a quick bio on who Casey Jones and the governors are Casey Jones. He's a lead

singer and guitarist. Actually, that's a stage name. His real name was Brian Casser, which is why he called his first band, Cass and the Casanovas. But they quickly broke up when Brian Casser, Cass moved to London or his band left him. I don't know, I've heard both reports, you know, in that considering his, the way he later treats the monks, I'd say the band probably left him. That's, yeah, you're right. You're right. So I would go ahead and say, seems like a bit of a prick. I've heard that. I've heard that.

But you know what, his band, the Kessonoma's, they were able to form their own band, the Big Three, who, according to legend, were one of the most rocking bands in Liverpool live bands. And that's saying a lot, considering the Beatles are from there and played alongside them and other shows. But the big three men watch documentary, some other guys, it's the best music documentary I've seen in a long time. That's saying a lot.

It's fucking great. Yeah, one of the guys, yeah, watch it. Yeah, the drummer from that, I mean, these guys are like an integral part of history. The drummer from the big three was asked to be in the Beatles after they kicked out Pete Bass, but he said like, fuck no, Cole Ringo. Yeah, that's Johnny Hunch and Hutchinson. Yeah, Johnny Hunch and Sim, by the way, is also a legend.

Yeah. Two drumsticks in each hand, and that's how we play N-SIG. Yeah, it's amazing. So you would sing with a fucking broomstick between his knees and a microphone taped to the fucking broomstick. They all did.

Yeah. Yeah, the big three, yeah, watch some other guys. It's a fucking great documentary. I don't, yeah big three. Yeah, watch some other guys. It's a fucking great documentary. I don't, yeah, I don't think it's gotten a lot of like, I don't think it's on any streaming platforms. You might have to find it on Vimeo, but if you Google it, some other guys, big three documentary,

you will find it. It's, it's fantastic. I cannot recommend that enough. Yeah, and it really rounds out like the early days of the Beatles too. Absolutely. So anyway, back to Casey Jones, but because right now he's Casey Jones now. He turned into Casey Jones when he moved to London, where he signed a deal with Columbia Records and released a single in 1963 as Casey Jones and the engineers.

And a little quick tip right before he'd recorded that, one of his engineers was famed, Eric Clapton, actually, that was just fantastic. Anyway, so, but then he laughed, because he could even handle Casey Jones. No, that guy's a bigger dick than I am. No, all I heard was Casey Jones was a bit prickly. He was an horrible person. He was just a bit difficult.

A brick, that's it. That's it, RIP, by the way. All right, so I'm not sure how Casey Jones is single did, but it did seem like he was ready to move on because he did move to West Germany in 1963, where he actually found very modest success. And he had a new band with him, a band from Bristol called the Midnight's who decided to come to Germany to enjoy Casey Jones as Casey Jones and the governess. To make them seem as British as possible since British beat music was becoming all the

rage. Like this song, their biggest single in 1965, You love me, well, don't you just know it's coming just know it's Baby, I believe I will, you left shooting, don't you just know it's coming Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hey, oh, hey, oh, Koo people. But I'm to say he's five o' one. Yeah, he's five o' one. But yeah, Casey Jones and the governors, they later played a bigger show, a much bigger show with the monks, like a couple of years later. And they took up all of the monks soundcheck time and then insured that when the monks went on before them, when they opened monks open for them, they insured in like a 2000 seat venue that none of the monks' amps were mic'd up at all. They couldn't hear anything. Nobody could hear anything,

but they absolutely humiliated them. For no other reason than Casey Jones wanted to be the bigger band. Yeah, so he's an absolute fucking dick. Yeah, and he always tries to put himself into history, which I understand a little bit. He's like, yeah, me and you know the Beatles We went to school together, you know, we used I told them to call themselves the Beatles

And I kind of said I was like, you know, I was once in a skiffle group of Bill Wyman, but he had to go and join the Rolling Stones Skiffle a bit skiffle good. Yeah, I had putting with Ray Davies ones RIP RIP anyways, so so now the the monks, sorry, the door case right now. So the door case, the door case, they have to compete with that because Casey Jones, he's pretty big. And also not just that, his performance was great, the showmanship. I mean, he did all kinds of tricks on stage. You know, you dance around, trolling, always seem to be floating in the air like the grace

of a fling, gazelle, and the music, you know, the music's loud and energetic and fun. You see, it has to be loud. That's the trick. And fast. Yes. And Casey Jones, he had a very loyal fan base all over Germany, especially at the K 52 club in Frankfurt. They were a tough act to follow. So the tour case really intimidated. They get on stage, nervous as hell. The audience is just sitting there like, okay, arms crossed, what you got. And so the tour case is just turn up their amps and all their equipment to, I'm sorry, 11. They make it as loud as possible. Roger takes out his new drumsticks that he just bought that afternoon in town in preparation for this show. Eddie Shaw described his drumsticks as just a little thinner than baseball

bats. And with that, they were ready to rock. But once they got going, they realized they couldn't hear anything because the louder the sound, the less they could decipher the notes that they were playing. Yeah, it just turns the mud. Yes. So to compensate for the shitty sound coming from the amps, Dave would just start running around the stage from one end to the other trying to hype up the crowd. He and he kept signaling to the other guys, Larry, Eddie, Gary, come on. Let's go.

Like, we got to make show. Muck show, mock show, always have to make show. But when the first song ended, it was just crickets. No one moved or clapped. Nothing. Then they played the second song, same thing. By the end of the tour case, first set, Dave was freaking jumping off a amp and doing the splits like Dave's brown.

And nothing, nothing worked. The audience is just not having it. One guy even yelled, you guys suck! As they walked off stage after their first set, and it only got worse because they were fired after their second set, and were quickly worse because they were fired after their second set and were quickly replaced with a German beat band that was just waiting in the literal wings of the stage. So the owner of the club, they still felt pretty bad for the tour

case. So he got him a free case of beer as a consolation and he just told him, dude, it's the songs. You guys are playing American R&B when everyone now wants to hear the Beatles and Rolling Stones. It's the songs you guys are playing American R&B when everyone now wants to hear the Beatles and Rolling Stones. It's 1965 now. Yeah. I mean, yeah, British music has already been huge for two years at this point. At least, yeah, absolutely. It's international now.

It's all over the club to establish and Dave, who is so horribly depressed over the incident of not being able to, you know, make show. He hit in the kitchen of the club and he drank most of the beer by himself. And if that wasn't bad enough, he and the rest of the guys had to wait until the band who replaced them were done with their set so they could go and retrieve their equipment on stage and go home. I've had to do that before. That's such a fucking awful hour. But Dave, even in his drunken stupor watched the German beat band play British rock and he realized, yeah, that is actually much newer and cooler.

That's much better. And that German beat band was playing this song from the Kicks. This really rock and song. I know it's a classic. You really got me. You really got me going. You got the side of a watermelon. Yeah.

You really got me going. You got the side of a watermelon. Yeah. You really got me going. You got the side. You got me going. You got me going. You got the side. You got the sign of a watermelon Yeah, you're really got me now You got the sign, can't be bent there

Yeah, you're really got me now You got the sign of a watermelon Oh yeah, you're really got me now You got the sign, can't be bent there You're really got me, you're really got me You're really got me Yeah, and it was true. The tour Cays, they wanted to compete, they had to update their repertoire. So the band got to work. Our stuff is old hats, let's change it around. Let's play some British rock music now, which is a faster punkier version of Old American Blue Standards Sure. But we can do that. We can play Rollover Beethoven, but not the Chuck Berry version. Let's play some British rock music now, which is a faster punkier version of Old American Blue Standards.

Sure, but we can do that. We can play Rollover Beethoven, but not the Chuck Berry version. We do the Beatles arrangement. Everything is more modern now. So the guys, they go back to Gellinhausen and they rework a new strategy. Here comes the A-Team theme song. There's a montage. Oh, thank you, because I forgot in production.

I forgot to ask you to put that in. So that's perfect. That's enough. Luckily, I know by heart. Okay. So the tour case, they get new equipment. I'm only 40 years old. I fucking swear. Oh, yes. I know. We know. So the tour case, they get new equipment, bigger amps, they buy matching shiny gold vests. Then they pick up English records, like the stones, the beetles, the kinks, of course. They listened to them, learn them, and now they're part of the band set list. And when they were ready, the torques went back to Heidelberg where they did great that

past winter, where there were heroes, and they killed it every single night. They were on, they were on fire. The venue they played in the, the Odin Keller, that was packed every night of the week. They were gods up there and making good money too. So when they saw that they had a nice surplus in the band fund, they decided to use the money to make a record. So they get in contact with this elderly man who was running this small two track recording studio in his house.

And with his help, they quickly recorded two original songs for a single. Yeah, original songs. Not like fuck not covers like Casey Jones, the record and fucking originals. Yes, Gary Dave being the original rhythm rockers. Remember, that was a working title. Then most of the songwriting themselves. And later on as amongst the other guys we contribute of course, but this is a tour case era.

So they recorded Gary and Dave's B side. There she walks and on the A side. So they recorded Gary and Dave's B-side, there she walks, and on the A-side. One of my favorites. It's really catchy. Boys are boys, and girls are choice. Do you let me hear their more than toys Feelin' something you gotta know Boy, she's girls like go, go, go

Oh, there's our boys There's our joyous, you know You know You know It's catchy. I can see why it's in an Apple commercial. It is? Yeah. So is it the Torque's version or the later Monks version that's in the Apple commercial? I don't know. I didn't ask. Alright, cool. You know, so the single, the original seven inch single of this, what we were talking about when they recorded it with the elderly man, the seven inch today, boys or boys is worth nearly $2,000

on discounts. Yes. Kasey Jones and the governor's EP for Doha, about six dollars on the market right now. So I mean, it's just, the numbers don't lie, man. Fuck off, dead man. Okay, that's not what we wanted. Rob, we'll talk about this post-production. I'm sorry to Casey Jones's family. Now, boys or boys at Torque's version, it's pretty catchy, although a much faster and better version would show up on their debut album a couple years later.

But since the original version still had a good beat with just enough bluesy American influence to go along with that British stuff they were playing, the tour case quickly sold out of their initial run of 500 copies. Mostly this was due to the efforts of the business-minded Larry Clark. Using the band as a real-time advertisement,

Larry sold each copy personally from the stage during shows using his organ as a store counter. Sometimes making a sale in the middle of the song by playing with one hand and making change with the other. Genius. Yeah, now it wouldn't be long after recording the single that the odd creative impulses that would define the monks began to make themselves known. And the skills necessary to translate those impulses would be born from the Ben's desire, neither mandate to mock shall. Mock shall. Make show is what it translates to.

It also means make it quick. In German. Yeah, if you watch any of that like that big three documentary or anybody talking about the Beatles in the early days, mock shall, mock shall Muck, Shell comes up again and again and again. And we'll talk about that in episode two, by the way. See, in the cities where the tourcaes were playing, the rock clubs will be lined up on a single drag and almost every club featured a band that was more or less imitating the British invasion sound.

Nevertheless, each marquee on the strip claimed that their band was the best show band in the USA or the UK of Deutschland. It's amazing how that one blog had the best bands from everywhere. It's like, wow. Everyone was famous. You know, the famous German bond, the famous Casey Jones, the famous Torque. When Jimmy Hendrix would come to Germany, they'd be like famous from England because he

lived in England. And the England was where he first got famous. That's where he first got popular. But at the end of the day, each band was basically doing variations on a theme. As a result, when people went out for a night on the town in a place like Hyde Leverg or shoot guard, they'd begin their night by peeking their heads into each club on the strip to see if the band inside caught their attention immediately. It was therefore in each band's interest to. In the words of bassist Eddie Shaw, jump, run, scream, sweat, and otherwise abuse

your instrument at all times during the entire show. At one point, the Torques even wore striped night shirts just to give themselves a clownish edge. And they even used a picture of themselves in these old man dresses on the sleeve to their boys or boys single. Comedy acts were a big thing with music as well. It was so competitive that in a very Ramones-like move, the Torques took barely a second pause between songs to make sure that no one opened the door to a silent room. That pace wouldn't stop for 45 minutes, and after very short rest they do it again and again and again and they keep that up for 6 hours straight every night. Within a few months the band knew the song

so well that they could have full conversations during the show without missing a beat. In addition they'd become somewhat jaded with the simplified lust of I want to hold your hand and all day and all of the night. And from the bands increasingly evolving perspective, the world in 1965 wasn't that simple. See these guys were recently discharged GI's in their early 20s in the American body count in Vietnam, which was made up of GI's and Marines around the same age as the band. That was rapidly rising.

It was scary even from when they were in the army. Like if they would have reupped, they probably would have ended up in Vietnam. Oh, yeah. Furthermore, they were living and working in post-war Germany. And while the Soviets had taken Berlin 20 years earlier, women like Karen, the tank driving bar owner that I mentioned earlier, love her. Yeah, love her. People like that often reminded the band that this was still a scarred and traumatized country.

See when you're reading about Nepal and racetrites in Vietnam and America while you're sitting across from Germans who had very recently fought under the Nazi flag, whether they believed in it or not, things start looking a lot more complicated. Therefore, wearing long night shirts and playing mediocre billhaley songs, somewhat began to lose its lustre. But that's not to say that the band went cynical and dark immediately or really ever. They still made show. Muck Shao. They're maturing. They're becoming more mature. Much more mature. But their style was starting to inadvertently move towards the direction of the data movement.

Very mature by the way. Yeah, the data movement had of course responded to the extreme violence of World War I with art that reflected the absurdity of a seemingly pointless casualties that ran into the millions as a result of that war. War! Goodness! Good God, y'all! What's it?

What's going on? Wait, wait, wait, what is it again? Sorry. What is it? Oh, right, right. War. Good God. What is it? Good for absolutely nothing. Say it again. Wow. War. I had to sing it again. Sorry. Continue. And to go along with their shifting perspectives, the band came up with a new sound, although it happened completely by accident. One day in June of 1965, when the band was hungover and rehearsing at a place in Stuttgart called the Rio Bar, Gary Berger had to go take a piss. He leaned his guitar against his amp, but since he was hungover, he forgot to turn down the volume. So as the whole band stood there in a haze, the tell-tale annoying hum of worsening feedback

began to grow. It soon turned into a screech, so Gary turned around and asked for someone to turn off his guitar. But instead, drummer Roger Johnston started beating out a low and steady rhythm on the tombs out of sheer boredom, something new to do. Somehow, the cacophony of the feedback

meshed with Roger's primal beat, and soon Eddie Shaw was joining in on bass with a perfectly fitted tasty groove. Gary then ran back to the stage, shouting that he couldn't believe what he was hearing. He picked up his guitar and twanged it as loud as he could while holding his guitar even closer to the amp, creating a screech and a whale unlike anything any of them had ever heard. In the words of Eddie Shaw, it was like discovering fire. Yes. Now after they bought

a bigger amp that could handle the feedback without blowing out the speaker, they found that the drums needed to be louder. But when they made the drums louder, they discovered that they had to overdrive the guitars, and the organ had to scream to be heard. Make it louder, that's a trick! The only sound they greatly reduced was possibly the loudest things on stage, the symbols, because the high frequency of the ride and the high hat didn't mesh with the feedback. This gave the band their brilliantly monotonous thump, it's like the sound of a heart that's beaten way too fast. As Eddie Shaw put it, they thereafter no longer wanted to do things that just sounded pretty.

Instead, they sounded like... Full of rights! I mean, it's a far cry from buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, a far cry from buzz. You guys had choice. Which I love as well, but something still have to be pretty all the time. They really don't. That's true. And this sound, nobody had that sound, at least not in West Germany. This is 1965. It's amazing.

It's fucking not, like barely anybody had that sound. The only people who had that sound in America were the fucking velvet underground. It's amazing. It's fucking not, not of it, like barely anybody had that sound and the only people who had that sound in America were the fucking velvet underground. There you go. So the monks, the turkeys, sorry, they're the turkeys still. We're almost there. We're almost there. So the turkeys, they kept having fun with it.

Sometimes when they were on stage, you know, to just mocking show, they noticed that the audience were paying attention to the band. Sometimes they're just sitting there like chatting up their friends or talking amongst themselves. So Gary would just blast them with a room full of feedback. Like, really fun, just to get their attention for a minute. And they would stop mid conversation, look around like just what just happened. Which pissed off the manager of the club, of course,

because in the middle of a song, like they would do like do a do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do or something like that. One of those really fun pretty songs, then it would just unleash a feedback. And then the manager would come running to the front of the stage to yell at them to stop. But by the time the manager got to them, they would stop and the song would continue as normal.

And like, oh, hey, did you want something? They would just pretend like they would just have fun with this shit, especially with the club manager. Why not? They made him run back and forth to his office like as a Bugs Bunny opera man singing You know the cartoon like And then he makes him say he plays Bugs Bugs Bunny's playing the banjo there, you know, one into N3 and four she dances all day long That's the best

Watch that. It's great. Okay. So the Torques, they like making things weird just for fun, especially when they didn't think anyone was really looking. I mean, they would get all serious and do their set as well as possible when they saw like a guy come in with a suit and order club soda. It was like, that could be a talent scout. That could be fine.

That's right. Music industry, wherever you were. Why not? You know, that it could be an A&R guy looking to hand out be fine. That's right. Music industry, where everywhere, why not? You know, that it could be an A&R guy looking to hand out record contracts. You never know, which is why it was kind of a surprise when two German guys and suits came into the club one night and said, Hey, we've been watching you guys with the feedback and stuff. Sorry, we were the drunk guys in the back, but we've been watching you very closely for a couple nights and we want to manage your band. The guys are more like Viva and Japan.

Viva make you the biggest stars in Germany. Yes, it was Mike Myers as a sprockets. So actually, their names are Walter and Carl. They were advertising executives who did award winning ads for companies like Volkswagen. They were big, but they weren't in the music industry, but they still knew how to market a product. Yes, they did. You see, they had this whole plan to find a rock and roll band with a unique sound who,

in the proper hands and direction, could become the biggest band in the world. And knock the Beatles off their prime position too. And that's what Walter and Carl said. They said, we can make you rich and famous. You will not want for anything. You just have to trust us. Yeah. Or not.

Nine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, fuck it. Why? Yeah, why not? Well, that was a really good joke. No, one might think that if you wanted to make money off a group, you'd steer them in

a more commercial direction towards what was already selling. I want to hold your hand is selling all of this, you know, very sweet, nice stuff for selling, make more sweet, nice stuff. But Walter and Carl took the more courageous approach. They were looking towards the future to what they believed would be the next big thing. Because after all, a lot of people did pass on the Beatles when they started coming up. Deca famously passed on the Beatles when they started coming up. Deca famously passed on the Beatles. So to encourage the band, the Germans attended practices

and told the band to mix up noise, meaning feedback. Once Gary gave them just the right kind of screech that tickled these guys and just the right way, they'd say, more, more. The rest of the band would then be directed to play louder to match the feedback. Everyone louder, everyone more. And finally, Carl would say,

now you are playing hot, so that's the way you should play. Jesus. No, with Carl and Walter encouraging them, the band began to think more seriously about how they constructed songs. Everything some members thought needs to be simplified just as the punks decided years later.

In bassist Eddie Shaw's case, he just started playing fewer notes, taking all the fancy out of the equation, even though Eddie Shaw was quite good at a bass walk up and down every once in a while. He was a fucking great bassist. To the point of not playing pretty anymore though, but not playing ugly either, there's something about keeping it simple and stark that allows for moments of lightning. And those moments usually belonged to Organist Larry Clark. Yes, they had to work together. So they pretty much had to throw away everything they knew in order

to work together and be together in this one particular noise, the sound of the future they were making. Yeah, yeah. One noise, like a chorus, like a Greek chorus. But the bravest choice when it came to the music itself was in the composition of their songs. Marrying the uncertainty of the cold war happening all around them in ways big and small, the band introduced tension to their compositions by playing verses in choruses for 11 bars or 17 bars instead of the standard 8 or 16. But simply this was effectively because people have a subconscious expectation for how long pop versus and courses are supposed to last. We're conditioned for it. We know exactly when it comes in, but when those expectations are subverted by sections that are far too long, the audience gets nervous, but they also

pay attention. That is the sign of good art is when you deviate things that the audience are trying, are expecting like the good, bad, and the ugly, and the movie. That is a perfect example of that. That's how things are good. That's how you make things good. If anyone wants to know, that's how you do it. So drawing on the German club experiences of needing to hold the audience's attention at all times, no matter what, the band decided to demand

attention negatively and aggressively while also remaining playful. They're like a badly trained German shepherd. The simplicity and instrumentation combined with this concept of tension would work best for the monks on their most well-known track, whose peak of visibility was when it was used as the soundtrack for the market zero scene in the Big Lebowski. Go back and watch that. You'll see what we mean. Yeah.

It was anchored by a bass riff consisting of five notes that aside from one small noodle walked up and down the E string for one part and stuck on one note for another. The drums are a simple Tom and snare loop and the changes come long after you'd expect them to every single time. And in keeping with their new theme of no longer doing things pretty, the band approached this song from an anti-beetle perspective. After all, this was the music of the future, and in the future, we don't sing, I want to hold your hand.

We sing, I hate you with a passion, baby. But call me. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town.

I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. Hey, why are you with a crash and baby? You know my head's of a lach, a baby, yeah, yeah A baby Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it Do it, do it, do it, do it, don't want to hurt your baby How do you know?

A baby Words Because you make me, make me, make me hate your baby And you know, baby, baby Oh, baby They make me hate you baby! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you!

I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you!

I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you!

I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! They kind of chose him to be the lead singer of the monk songs because before they would all take turns singing, you know, Dave is like, I want to do the Elvis song. Yeah, they're convincing. Absolutely. They all can sing. And of course, they all do like what you say, like Greek chorus kind of stuff. They all go together. And in the single, boys or boys, Eddie Shaw is singing lead on that.

But this is when they do a shift where they find that Gary's voice is the perfect, like temperaments, a perfect kind of pitch for it. It has a right attitude. So Gary's taking on this like crazy screaming kind of voice going on, which is great. It's fantastic. I mean, it's an insane fucking voice. It's great. I mean, it's one of those, you eventually developed polyps because this voice was so

crazy. So Hamburg's throat is what you call it, you know, with a C-A-R, he just messes with your vocal cords. Yeah. And nobody in history sounded like Gary Berger before Gary Berger. He is a true original. And hardly any, like I can't even take name anyone who sounds like him.

Now, he's so, like he's just such a true original and such a very, very nice man. Yes. Now with this new sound, the band certainly couldn't stick with such a non-name as the tour case, but nor could they go with the other suggestions band members had like molten lead fried potatoes again with the food. And my favorite, which I actually do like heavy shoes.

Heavy shoes. I love heavy shoes. Okay. The past towards the final name though actually began with the only member who ended up not really liking the name, partly because his father was like a part-time philanthropist. See Larry Clark had begun playing church organ intros for each song as a small joke, as sort of like sacrilegious anointing of each track. Actually, let's listen to what he used to do because when the monks ended up

recording their demos, they started every single song with one of these... Yeah, we're like an organ intro guy, the big. Let's hear it. The Princess, a syphilis, she cannot attend. Her menstruation is unfortunately out of control. Those are our vocal exercises every before every episode. Horrible. Queen and princess. Unfortunately.

A menstruation. So that's okay. Okay, that's definitely churchy music. It's very much churchy music and they started every single song like that. But even though it was facetious, it's still annoyed Dave Day. He told Larry to stop playing the church organ intros because it made them sound like a bunch of fucking monks. And upon hearing that, the managers, Walter and Carl seized an immemorable one syllable name and the band was from then on known as the monks. I love it. It's great. Now drawing on that one syllable aesthetic

and by following almost subconsciously into an army mindset, the band developed a minimalist, aggressive sound that made them resonate as if they were one instrument, a sort of chorus, as I said. They call this sound the Uber Beat. That means overbeat, overall. We got that.

Yeah. When they played live, the band would accentuate this solidarity by standing in a straight line with no members out front or in the back. They were in essence still a unit. They're still fucking privates in the apartment. Yes, they had their privates. And I think that was also when they were filming the TV shows. Yeah. But a lot of times they kind of had to just do with whatever. Yeah. But before the monk's son was solidified, the Germans had one more stroke of brilliance, which was arguably the secret sauce of the monks.

See everyone else in the band had found something special, whether it be Larry's wild screeching organ solos or Eddie's overdriven bass tone. But Dave Day days rhythm guitar parts were still stuck in the days of Elvis and Chuck Berry. And besides nobody could hear his fucking rhythm guitar over all of the other noise. Yeah. And he just didn't have a way out using his own instrument. So the Germans came up with a solution. The Germans being Walter and Carl, not the German government. I'm sorry, we had to make sure that yes. One day they walked in and said, Dave, you need to ban show.

It is an instrument of ugliness and beauty. It will take you to the gates of heaven, and to the fires of hell. Look at these drawings from 10,000 years ago. It's a penguin walks knowing he was dying. Warner Hanks, I heard everybody. We had him tied up and gagged until this moment. Please everyone. We're giving up for ground applause.

Yes. Thank you for coming. And so after Dave figured out how to amplify a fucking banjo to match the volume of the rest of the band, he took the, he took the shell of the banjo apart and stuffed two round microphones in there. They strung it with guitar strings. It's a six string banjo and they handed it to Dave and he played it as something that was halfway percussive, actually mostly percussive.

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Make your mind long, long time today. That was in a Coca-Cola commercial in 2001. Jesus Christ. I know. But I mean, but that song is such a prime example of the verse going for way too long, the chorus going way too long or not too long, but just a lot longer than you expect. Oh, how to do now. You expect to go on twice.

It goes on four times. You expect that verse to go on for 816 bars. I think it's like 19. It's very strange, but Dave Day in that song on the original demo version, like he plays along with the chords, like that bad ad ad ad ad and he plays all those chords. Yeah, on his banjo. On his banjo. But when it came time to record the album, we just heard the album track there. They brought it down to one single chord and just him going,

just to make, yeah, just and that's all they had him do. And it's what makes the fucking song. It's the anchor of the song. Yeah, it's like they're all parts of the same brain. Yeah. It's basically what they had to do. They had to, what we said before, they had to take away everything they knew to be a part of them, to be a monk. Yeah. And by the way, was it a Coca-Cola commercial? It was a power eight commercial. Sorry. Well owned by the Coca-Cola corporation. Well, just in case they got phone calls from Coca-Cola commercial was a power eight commercial. Sorry. Oh, oh, by the Coca-Cola corporation. Yes. Well, just in case I got phone calls from Coca-Cola again. You're going to have to answer the Coca-Cola corporation now. Again. Okay, so, so, so the monks now, they have the sound, they have the name, they're

on their way. I think Gary said it, it took several months for them to get this whole thing together, but they finally got it. But they're not done yet, because Walter and Carl took the monks to Frankfurt to get fitted with specially designed clothes created. I think it was either Walter or Carl, I don't remember which one it was, but they. This is where the advertising background really comes up. Yes, exactly. Like they designed the whole thing themselves, right?

They got these nice tailored black suits, a front flap on the crotch, you know, with a button up, no zipper, anyone who's ever been on stage understands why you shouldn't wear a zipper. Okay. You know what I mean. No, I mean, it's happened to me before. It's happened before too. Yeah, of course.

So anyway, so to look like a monk, you got to dress like a monk. So that's what they did. They put on all the all black. They're all only wearing all black. But there's more. One of the managers, Carl, he was a merchant mariner when he was younger. He brought a big roll of nylon rope and he cut them into pieces and he used them as ties for all the monks.

He put him around their neck, but not ties exactly. He tied them like he would use a special marinerers knot for each one. So each member had their own special knot. Next was the barber shop. The managers, they decided the monks are gonna have short hair, which the guys really didn't like. Remember, they were in the army for two and a half years. They had to wear crew cuts,

and now they were gonna go back to that. Like, they're not into this. But the Germans are like, yeah, the Beatles had, they had long hair. So yours is going to be short. You're as an anti-Beatle. You must look as if you're as anti-Beatle. They shouldn't just met up with Florian and Klaus, man, because they would have told a guy with this. They're geniuses. If you follow us, you will be an absolutely biggest stars and you could even imagine Tavillette. And they're like, okay, I'm going to write a song about the Autobahn. But anyway, anyway, so, okay, so it was not only just keeping their hair short, but then they got a little creative.

They decided, like, why don't we just shave the little bit off the top, you know, a little bit, like a quarter size, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. And then it kind of like, I'm not sure whose idea it was. It was definitely one of the band members maybe Roger or somebody, but one thing led to another and next thing you know the barber is shaving the whole top of their heads like monks or like like a like a fire truck, you know, yeah, yeah, Franciscan monks exactly like they're called tonsures. Yeah, that kind of haircut when the top hair and the top of your hair is like completely bumped. So the monks now they're monks now. Yeah. That kind of haircut when the top hair and the top out of your hair is like completely bald. So the monks now, their monks now, and it's time to rock and roll. That's right. Now

before the monks even played their first show as the monks, they believe that they were already big stars because their German managers were telling them that there was no doubt whatsoever that the world of pop music would soon succumb to the monks' sturm undrang. So after six months of preparation and encouragement, the monks debuted in the town of Heidelberg, where the tourcays had their biggest fanbase. This, as it turned out, was a mistake. What?

Instead of the micro-ed Sullivan moment the monks were expecting, they were met with confusion at best best and in some cases hostility despite the fact that the band considered some of the people in the audience as friends. People would really like look down when they would walk by on the street with the outfit and the hair and stuff. They maybe from far away, they'd start pointing and laughing and then when they got closer to the monks, they would just put their heads down, just shuffle through. People were scared of things they couldn't understand. It was one of those things,

one of those weird things that people just couldn't compute. Except for the older ladies, the really old, like, Oma, kind of ladies, with the shawl, and they'd be like, bless you, and they'd be kissing, you know, and everything. But it's like, oh, grandma, those are actual monks. Those are... That's a man of God over there.

No, grandma, stop it, stop it, put your dress down. Macana, Macana. Well, friend or no, the audience wanted the Torquees. They didn't want the fucking monks. And the people of Heidelberg couldn't understand why the band would ever want to change what already works so well. See, when the band played as the Torquees,

everyone was having fun all the time. They're smiling, they're laughing, they're playing mostly covers that everyone already knew, songs that were designed to make people feel good. But when people looked on stage and saw five guys in a line wearing identical black outfits and sporting tauntures on their heads, playing repetitive tense music screaming, you make me make me hate you baby, they were stunned and not in a good way. In fact, some Germans in the audience couldn't even look at the monks because the band genuinely disturbed them. But there were some in the audience

who got what the monks were going for. And the more the monks played, the more people responded in unexpected ways. During Oh How To to do now, some kids in the audience started hopping up and down and swinging their arms around. They're doing something that sounds like a combination of a pogo and a mosh years before anyone in London did so in response to the sex pistols in the damned. Yes. And these are the younger kids. That's what he specifically said, the the 20s and up

in 20s, 30s, whatever. They kind of just sat there confused, but it was the younger generation who were like, fuck it. I don't care. This is great. But the thing is, is that when they played it, even some of the monks didn't get it. They're just going along with this run, man. This is fun, right?

Yeah. Roger the drummer, he said that it was going to be hell. If only dancers they were going to get with these goddamn hoppers. But their German managers immediately saw the show as a great success. These men were actually very forward thinking. They had seen an entirely new reaction to pop music that no one had ever seen before,

that no one had ever brought out in an audience, which is exactly what they were wanting and exactly what they were expecting. But really, it wasn't just the costumes or the haircuts or even the music itself that was so shocking. It was also the new content. While the monks certainly still have more lighthearted songs like a reworked version of boys or boys and Higgled-A, Piggled-A.

I love that song. Yeah, the song's great. They had taken other songs into far darker territory owing to the consequences of the Cold War. Now the monks could have scurried around the horrors of the war in Vietnam, or they could have ignored it altogether, but instead they faced it head on,

jubilantly, maniacally, and bluntly. They didn't write about the war using poetry or clever wordplay like some of the folk artists did. Instead, they wrote about it like five dudes who just got out of the army and weren't fucking around. For them, this wasn't time for dancing around the issue. It was time to dance with the issue. No matter how uncomfortable it made people, the band was starting to come to the shocking realization that in Eddie Shaw's words, the government may not reflect the interests of its people.

What? The screaming incomprehension that followed was mocked down. Alright, my name's Gary! Let's go as beat time as Hatson as Spunk Time! Now we don't like the army, what army? Who cares what army? Why do you kill all those kids all over there and be a non-nathie or calm? My brother died and be a non-jamed bomb, who is he? Stop it! Stop it! I don't like it! He's still out for my ears, and pussy galore is coming down, we like it. We don't like the atomic bomb. Stop it! Stop it! I don't like it! bomb. Stop it, stop it, I don't like it.

Stop it, what you're meaning, Larry? You think like I think you're among, I'm among romans. They're Larry, Eddie Roger, everybody in the skulls. Be time is hot time, it's more time now, yeah, right. Bye! I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it. I promise. And that is where we'll pick back up next week. Yes. The recording of the Monks' one and only album, The Relocation to Hamburg, and The Trip

to Southeast Asia, during the Vietnam war that brought it all crashing down. Oh my God. Yes. Yes. I'm very excited. This is a two part episode. Of course, this is fantastic. Oh, quick sources and we'll put all the sources together at the end of the series like we

always do. But for this episode, we use black monk time by Thomas Edward Shaw and Anita Clampke and the documentary monks, the transatlantic feedback by Deep Marm Post and Lucia Lucia Palacios. Palacios, I believe. Sorry about that. And of course, ugly things, which is a classic and phenomenal fanzine by Mike Sats. And this is kind of how it all started like finding out the story of the monks much later

in the 90s. And ugly things, you can find out online just Google ugly things, monks, interview or anything like that. You'll find it. They tell the monk story with interviews with Gary Berger and Eddie Shaw. This is by Keith Patterson and Mike Stacks. Fantastic. It should win awards. It's amazing. Amazing. Psychedelicbabymag.com did a bunch of fun interviews with some of the members of the band, of course.

Check out the official website as well. And thanks to research assistant Patrick Fisher for helping us out with the info on Casey Jones and the governors and translating a bunch of German articles for us. Thank God he's German for this. And take it out. We got t-shirts on lastpockessmerch.com, women's and men's sizes. Thank you. And Instagram, we're on Instagram, no dogs pod. I'm on there. Carolina, Hidalgo, Carolina, danger, Hidalgo. And my name is Marcus

Parks on Instagram. Check out, especially the no dogs pod Instagram for notifications on when new episodes, and stuff, any update, tell and stuff. All of that. Yeah. And also just, you know, fun, cool ass music, a themura, you know, pictures of the dog. Who's sleeping right now while we record. She doesn't lift a finger. By the way, not a damn thing. Nothing. Just the face of the whole thing. And of course, at the end of every single episode in no dogs and space, we always play a track from a listener band. And this week, we've got a band out of Wichita Falls, Texas, which is actually pretty damn close to where I grew up. I spent a lot of time in Wichita Falls growing up.

Yeah. So the last picture show kind of stuff, right? Oh, yeah. Well, after city, he was right outside of Wichita Falls, which is of course where Larry went. Mertries from and he had a bookstore called Book People that I went to all the time when I was a kid. I've told the story before he followed me around the bookstore on a regular because I think he thought I was going to steal stuff I never did. Sorry, sorry. What's the fancy? The band is called it hurts to be dead.

Wow. I like it. It's a reference to return to the living dead, of course. The EP is called Old Habits and Die Hards. They're about to release a new EP, looked them up a little bit. They took a bit of a hiatus, but they're back and stronger than ever. They're playing shows. I know they've got a show in which talk falls coming up that I'm not sure if it's, they'll have played the show by the time

this episode comes out, but I know they play the Dallas area a lot. So if you're in the Dallas area and you dig this song, go check them out. Their name is it hurts to be dead. The song is killing me. It's punky. It's alternative. It's got a it's got a bit of a a ween vibe to it at parts. I'll say that and maybe that's just me. It's good. But you're a huge fan then. Oh, yeah. I dig these guys. The song is called killing me. If you want to contribute, you've want to buy their music. It hurts to be dead. Bancam.com. You can find them. They're also on Spotify. Thanks to everyone who sends so much music to us, so much. In fact, we have a hard time getting through all of it.

Thank you. And thank you for your notes. I'm trying to write back to everyone I can't. We're trying anything. Just say hi. It doesn't matter. We'll write back high. Yeah. And if you want to submit your band, no dogs in space at gmail.com is where you send a Spotify link, a band camp link, anything like that. We don't care what you play. We just care that you care. Yes. Here it is. Have a good time. Goodbye. Only all the wrong things I spend my evenings Pacing up for a try to confess myself that I don't need anyone to swear to God is true And now there's something that I can do I can't take it to Why can't I take the big thing? Forget about you

But I'm sleepy and I'm taking it to I can't take the big thing to But I'm sleepy and I'm saying it's true, I gotta dig, dig, dig, do Let it dig in the big space, I'm sitting over here I get so upset sometimes I get I will say everything I would want to do is say we'll say it to ourselves No, and on the wild we're just waiting on time I'll bring it to us, I promise the chance to say everything I would want to do is say we'll say it to ourselves No end of the world, that the world is trying to try But the truth is for you Please kill it me, I can take it to

And it's in a big space Forget about you But I'm simply waiting to see you I can take it to And it's in a big space I'm death over you I can't so well because that's a lie I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one.

I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one. I'm gonna go to the next one.

I'm gonna go to the big space, I forget about you But I'm sleeping, saying it's true, I gotta take that too Because I'm in the big city, I'm set over you I get so hard that sometimes I get I gotta take that too This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors, you can support our shows by supporting them. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to LastPodcastNetwork.com. you