Last Podcast On The Left - Relaxed Fit: Buried Alive

Episode Date: June 6, 2020

On this week's Relaxed Fit, we talk about the history of being buried alive, escape artist Bill Shirk, the Amazing Joe, and the Spanish porn star charged with manslaughter in connection with a toad venom ritual.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left There's a lot of unrest in this country right now and there's a lot going on but marcus really reminded me of something that i to be honest i feel like more people need to focus on during this time period what's that um marcus talked about the there is a select group of people in this country that are very very they are disappointed and they are i'm going to say disenfranchised uh-huh by by their load size by their load size is in laundry loads that don't have clothes to fill a laundry machine what do you mean load size um dog meat c-minux c-minux so we're talking about limited amounts of cum we open our show which we have ads right the ads

that we've sold sure um with an ad this is how marcus talking about marcus pitched this to us he's like he literally just like you can we all come in we're all be like oh police brutality oh do all the shit marcus is like what if we made all of our loads big right i feel like my character is being maligned at this moment i feel like i feel like the Henry is painting it like i care more about cum than what's going on in this country right now we can first of all we can care about multiple things at once we can if you are if you do suffer from limited cum marcus did make us aware there is a product it's on porn hub advertised right now it's called c-minux and they did do a great demonstration they did a great demonstration where they put two shot glasses

next to each other and say guys would regular cum come like this and then they put it in one shot glass is like you want more cum and then they just can't fill in the other shot glass come like substance um it's merely a part of a conversation it was a part of the research process in which i saw this and we'll talk about it later i don't know who needs more cum either way this is last podcast on the left relax fit i embed with marcus obviously henry as well yes yes obviously i am here but and i think it's important because if we can i feel like because female orgasms get to last for like a minute or something if we can extend the male orgasm to past when racism is beaten sure we can actually maybe save this country yeah well you know what

uh orgasms and love and sex are wonderful things and indeed it can bring a lot of peace this episode obviously as we've alluded to there's a lot of problems going on in the world right now a lot of problems in the country if you want to listen to henry and i discuss this you can listen to side stories abling its top hat we're going to keep you up to date on what's going on with all of the social unrest and all the politics involved in what's happening but this episode we really wanted to spread some joy spread some laughter and remind all of you laugh laugh laugh it's the thing that can cure us all like that it's also it that's how i realized that sometimes i'll do that to kind of get it out like i'll go but you know you sound like the main you sound

like the main villain from i think it's called minions what the hell is the name of that dumb cartoon despicable me yes yeah yeah i sound like the police commissioner yes indeed it is also the 10-year anniversary of our first show that we all did together called round table of gentlemen uh rest in peace kevin barnett bird luger r.i.p forever so this episode marcus wanted to bring us back a little bit and share a few stories that our stories that we definitely would have talked about on round table and i'm assuming cum will be involved once again yeah if not the size of different animals genitalia well that's exactly how i got to the that's how i got to the semen x ad because i had to check out the work of a person that we're going to be talking about in one of

these stories okay is that what you tell carolina i had a conversation with carolina about semen x and she said you don't need anymore interested a conversation but ben i can't i can't do the news story until you you bring me in i don't even remember how i used to bring you in and now and now for a story from newsman marcus parks i think that's it that's it i think i believe so that's it spanish porn star nacho vedal is under investigation for manslaughter after a man died during a ceremony involving toad venom oh now this this story came out like i hated when we do side stories and something like this comes out like the second after it always does right it's meaning like god damn it now i'm looking up nacho vedal right now what does this guy look like is this a have

we seen this guy nacho vedal he's like a rocko safredi type i don't know who either of those people are i don't focus on the man the problem is that all i ever see you know what i hate about male porn stars is the balls with the seam yes you know what i mean like the big horrible taut like brown gray balls look like they're they were sewn together by the fucking dr frankenstein yes it's it's never good when your balls look like it could be a character from nightmare before christmas um i also saw a p i saw a penis so big the other day the balls were on the top i swear to god i don't know how that happened but okay okay so he's known from i because i want to get into the details of this case because i'm not exactly certain what happened

i know that he's done scenes for tushy he did a movie called anal in the dark which that's got to be dangerous because i don't even find it i'm just sticking back remember oh big tit cream pi 36 oh my goodness and of course milk maids love those girl i hopefully they all had fucking insurance yes indeed and he's a part of the spanish porn scene and i started getting into the spanish porn scene and what sorts of awards they give away you know of course the the spanish have avians just like we do sure it's called the ninfas oh and in 2000 the best spanish film bowls and milk bowls and milk which was followed taking semen x if you could make it look like a whole bowl of milk and then have a bunch of cats around it i think that you're making too much semen i would think so

and i also i definitely want to watch the 2003 winner for best spanish film hot rats see now neither of those are attractive titles but what about cereal fucker five well now why would you have sex with cereal is somebody dressed as captain crunch is it is it little people uh that are snap crackle and pop what is happening here well vedal and two other individuals were arrested on may 29th they were arrested on suspicion of manslaughter following an 11 month investigation damn the actual death happened last june all three released provisionally and investigations continue police have not named the man who died the names of the other two people a man and a woman who were arrested along with vedal were not made public these people were

involved in a large ritual like it was supposed to be some sort of like shamanistic ritual the spanish porn star was the shaman okay and one of the guys involved in this shamanistic ritual died from inhaling toad venom from the buffo all valerius do we know you guys know a lot about ritual is toad venom is this something that would be commonly used in a sexual practice i've never heard of venom being used like this snake venom toad venom i also didn't really know that toads had venom i thought there were nothing but cute uh little jumpy creatures but is this a sexual thing this was not a sexual ritual oh this is i bet you at a certain point because right here if you look at this also known as the colorado river toad or the sonoran desert toad the amphibian

releases a venom called five m e o d m t which is known to have hallucinogenic effects so i imagine what they did was like you're supposed to get like a hit of it or a certain level of hit of it where it allows you to just see nine dicks right okay so it is about expanding your own sexuality it is like that simpson's episode i believe homer licked a frog had hallucinations now of course homer licked that frog he did not shove that frog up his asshole do we know did they just take this frog stretch it out and shove it up their buttholes do we know what happened you gotta milk the toad i don't want to think about it i don't want to think about it no you have to milk the toad okay who you're doing to you milk the toad for dm t who here has the smallest

hands samantha samantha you're un milking the toad duty oh that's perfect because i just got off the set of milking the toad for and the toad is just i think i'd be a good porn star called the toad i believe i saved my whole body right and he got into a new weird arcane like swamp porn where it's all just about like a cajun woman is lost out oh my goodness oh where am i i don't know oh yeah ribbit oh my gosh is that the is that the toad couldn't help but notice you look lost in the swamp man i'm so lost i'm so horny and lost oh my god why am i so horny and lost oh it appears that my compass is looking for a direction oh my gosh i'm so horny i'm getting horny right i'm more lost than ever before did i say direction yes i meant erection i'm so much

hornier than i was and i'm also more lost than ever before good very good we'll have sex then yes i'm hornier than ever and i'm more lost than ever before that's really very good let me let me clear some of these leaves oh what's that oh oh my god ben kissle never mind toad get out of here get out of here nacho vedal has his own website with his own merch instead of buying a nacho vedal dildo which of course you can you can buy a nacho vedal dildo that is molded after his penis you can also buy does it come covered in liquid cheese i had to do it i am sorry the audience would have been a set if i didn't you can also buy a scented candle that is made from a mold of his penis and the scent vanilla tobacco oh oh when i'm glad it's not fucking dick shaft i don't know

i think vanilla tobacco is the smell of balls my question is is that will we ever achieve the peace that we can only be found inside of little white chicks big black monster dicks 15 i don't know if we'll ever find that equality in this country and we're searching for it yes we are mm-hmm well you got that's the that is the murder story as far as roundtable goes all right but hold on a second so the person took too much dmt and it was a drug overdose it was a drug overdose was this person forced to take it or no because this is okay it's a manslaughter it's a manslaughter this is a grand law i have never agreed with these stories where you're doing drugs with a bunch of people and then one person has an overdose and they blame other people it's like

it is up to you the individual to know how much you can consume and if you make an oopsy on dmt you might die i don't think that this person who died would want these other three people prosecuted and as far as i'm concerned that needs to be taken into account mm-hmm they said it was absolutely accidental then you should not charge nacho his dick belongs in the pictures not behind a cell unless you believe that the power and the compelling nature of nacho vedal in in that scenario right like that he shows up he has taken over your mind he's filled the room with scents of vanilla tobacco in dickshad he has shown you the secrets of how to make i'm gonna say i'm gonna put good like think about this you sat there maybe he sits you down he's like have you seen have you seen

up at commerce 75 have you seen slut woman's day off i hope she does get a day off and you can see just the seer puppet master ability has to make her shriek and come because slut woman was supposed to have a day to do stuff in her home and catch up that was the purpose of slut woman's day off you know i was in there and she's back at work exactly i if i'm a producer slut woman's day off it sounds like it would be her at a desk job slut woman's day off she should not be having sex with anyone that that movie is fundamentally flawed and i don't like that but wouldn't be incredible if a slut woman's day off it was just her down at the food kitchen yes given soup helping people cleaning homeless men every once while give them one a handy

sure randomly so they don't expect it absolutely well the thrust of the man well thrust pun not tended the thrust of the manslaughter charge is that nacho vedal was acting as a shaman and he told this man who was a fashion photographer i know what i'm doing the toad venom's gonna be great we're gonna do this ritual i know exactly how much dmt to give you trust me and nacho vedal did not know how much dmt to give the fashion photographer he gave him too much and therefore nacho vedal is said to be legally culpable for the death of the fashion photographer i am not repeat not going to victim blame but you tell me that someone who convinces someone to do something that may not be safe the profession that does that the most is a fashion photographer

this is a lie for a living you're a fashion photographer we say like no no no no no no no the magazine really they want to see your nipples like we do that's so i anyway it's unfortunate that he passed but my official decision you got to let him go accidents happen accidents do happen okay so are we saying free free nacho i don't know i want to see i want to be before we side with nacho i'd like to see a little bit more about like you know his social media history i don't think that he's done before we come out pro nacho vedal the justice is blind to social media i mean just in what we have here i say free nacho just so you know nacho vedal in 2000 2001 and 2003 one best actor for buttman's anal divas face dance obsession and back to evil

all right so now this is another place where i have to point that you should only win the award if you're doing something that's difficult if buttman was in a if it was buttman goes to the vagina wow that's unbelievable but but man is he's an anal that's that's where buttman belongs how how hard would it be to maintain an erection while holding these people i you know this is when when we were applauding at 7 p.m back in the day in the pre the pre fucking riot times when we were applauding for good things well people still think a lot of times of the male porn stars the bravery they have to get to just keep it up for the hours that they have to keep it up it is not easy we have met a few male porn stars and they are shook there's PTSD because

they got to inject it with stuff it's not fun we've got some male porn star listeners yeah yeah we got guys listening right now and good on you sir good on you all right so free nacho that's my consensus henry needs more information and marcus neutral neutral god damn it i will say tom and pistols like like a little bit shorter than me he's the he's the coolest guy in the world i mean it's uh he's most peace mostly penis tom and pistol the porn star who is slightly shorter than you the coolest guy in the world he's cool he's a real guy he's a cool guy but yeah man it's gonna be a lot but when you have such a big penis thing you're so small which is why i'm so thankful i'm thankful that that the that the universe just gave me what i got because

that's very maintainable absolutely but i feel like does he get dizzy how much blood's getting in there honestly it's possible side stories lpotl at gmail.com let us know if you're a male porn star out there do you ever get dizzy after the flow of blood goes to your enormous cox let us know okay well let's move on to our prepared piece for this week oh what do you mean that last piece wasn't perfectly prepared what are you talking about mr parks this one is called buried alive for fun and profit oh biggest fear ever okay this is actually a tough one drowning or being buried alive drowning you rather drown easily drowning easily absolutely of course yeah definitely wow if you think otherwise i mean that's straight i just like do you like i don't even like the idea of being

halfway choked well but what about if you're buried alive you can talk to the worms you can talk to the snails you can sort of befriend the underground creatures and they're not all predators if you're at the sea there ain't no flounders out there there ain't no guppy it ain't an animated series you're around sharks and whales if you're if you're buried alive you could make friends with an earthworm if you are talking to earthworms or earthworms and underground animals you already at the point of brain death i mean it's already too late for you but you then you've spent hours of the screaming and the struggling inside of a grave yeah like it takes what it's three three and three it's three days without water okay what three months are you talking about the

herman kane economic plan the nine weeks yeah no three weeks without water like without food and three days without water yeah i think yeah i don't take any of that don't don't take our word for any of that now i'd like to think that most of our listeners already know the origin of the phrase saved by the bell because i know i'm on a walking on time yeah you know what that's all i remember from that theme song in hindsight they should have been meaner to screecher that's all i'm gonna say behind side yeah i'm i know we probably mentioned it a few times during our long tenure here in the podcast world but to give a refresh the phrase comes from the 19th century when the general public had such an overwhelming fear of being buried alive on

accident that inventors cleaned up on live burial prevention i'll tell you what i still haven't stopped being afraid how many people how many deep sleepers have been sacrificed we're gonna get into that well in the case of the bell strings would be tied to the deceased person's limbs and neck and those strings would be attached to a network of bells above ground that would ring if and when the living person trapped in the coffin started thrashing around that's gotta be scary because you know you're a grave digger you got into this not because you wanted to be a part of the emergency services you wanted to go like real slow and you just wanted to fucking drink your sherry right you want to drink every old school boo boo's

and dig graves if you hear that bell going that's the one thing how many of them are gonna really jump how much paperwork is that you know what i'm gonna in their defense that ain't my job all right like i bury i don't not bury it's like the hippocratic oath for doctors you do no harm but if you're if you're a grave digger you're not allowed to undig that's against the order well once the bell started ringing the cemetery watchman was supposed to jump up and insert a tube into the coffin through a tube shaft and pump air underground using a bellows until the person inside could be dug up and saved i think there's something fatally flawed about that method as well i think well the tube shaft would be metal so it would be apart from the digging process i don't know why they always

attached it to the butthole just to fill them up you who doesn't like to be inflated like a bike tire do you remember we saw these in Edinburgh yeah when we did our cemetery walks they're fairly well constructed like these are big ass tubes to get the the get all of this fucking air down there to save your fucking ass all right well the problem was that since bodies naturally swell when they decompose the bells would often give off false alarms prompting numerous hurry disinternments followed by disgusting disappointments and also that's how the pervasive comp the per the idea of the vampire was constantly adhering they'd go fucking dig it out and then they just see like an emaciated corpse and they're like yeah cut it off cut it's hand off and they're like done without

that sir that's the green man this is also what happened in jason lives when he killed a horse shack now while the thought of being buried alive with only a series of strings and bells to saviors terrifying there were very good reasons why the 1800s were the heyday of methods such as this see in those days cholera a disease which causes death by dehydration due to excessive diarrhea spread quickly amongst the populace so burying those who died from cholera within 24 hours of their death became common practice to prevent further spread i love shitting but i don't want to shit myself to death no you know it's a bad way to die can i just death by chocolate is never good no this would be more of a death by milk if you're lactose intolerant can i just say

though the first time you you do the diarrhea yes i'm saying that it feels good yeah it feels good we've all said this we've been saying this for years that's your time that's like when you have diarrhea it's like you're taking fucking back time from your fucking boss absolutely sitting there being like oh you gotta work because you can go i gotta make and then they legally can't make you work because what do you do to shit your pants in the cubicle are they you how would you ever get hired if you were afraid to go into the bathroom is you gotta make i'm gonna make because then if they try to fire me i say well that's my culture that's what my hungarian people said if you're an employer out there now add another question to your interview do you refer going to the restroom as

going to make if you do you're not hired however it was discovered that some people who were thought to have died from cholera were actually just unconscious with a very low heart rate and sometimes those people would wake up after they were thought to be deceased oh okay but this is my question how would they get less dehydrated when they're buried underground how would they like wouldn't wouldn't if you're if you even if you just have a small pitter patter once you're buried underground wouldn't your heart just be like i tap i give this the curtain this is the curt angle ankle lock for my for my arteries once the suffocation starts that's when the body starts fighting back with fight or flight like it's like it starts fighting back automatically

the person is probably still unconscious but it's like uh one of those things where say somebody's in a coma and you take a pillow and you're gonna suffocate the person in the coma who knows why i'm not asking but you go and you put the pillow don't you fucking even dare ask my motives comes down to this is between me and my family so you go and you put the pillow over the person who's in the coma that person is still going to struggle when do you think that doesn't mean they're going to wake up but they're still going to struggle something in the lizard brain is still going to struggle against being suffocated is that true i think so you know i i think you because you don't see that when you take them off the systems right a lot of times they go and it's kind of boring

if you kind of unfortunately it would be more interesting if if you shut off the systems and they went like people with the dnr you know i mean if they found out that when you turn off the system you went like i'd seem to remember in movies people who are in comas it got smothered they had some they had a bodily reaction movies don't lie movies don't lie it's on camera i think we all know the only way to resuscitate somebody within a coma is to play them the theme song for animaniacs that will wake up anybody at any time no matter their condition terry shybo always mentioning her now most of the stories that you hear about being buried alive are apocryphal meaning we can't confirm them and it's not like people were being thrown into coffins all willy nilly in fact the word wake comes from the

days when people would wait with dead bodies to see if they would in fact wake up because sometimes they did interesting most of the time though dead was very obviously dead but natural phenomena such as swelling voice box activation through air escaping the lungs and death erections were usually the culprits when people appear to be not quite dead my god that would be amazing if they went to go check to see if your grandpa was dead and then they just like they're going they're like we think actually he might have passed and then they all look down and see the and he looked at the grandpa's face and he goes wink it's like one last one just cut to grandma being like could you not have sex with your dead husband please granny we got the grandkids right here

you don't want to do that because you know it's gross but yeah we talked about this on the show natalie's job is that my very end of life she needs to smother me to death with her breasts now that's how it goes you don't want to have sex with a dead body with an erection because most of the time when you do that the fluids that are inside of the body will come out through the mouth and i want to thank semen x for the amount of cum that i was able to vomit on my deathbed wouldn't that be crazy having fucking sex with the dead guys last erection and then very last like a fucking fade away shot at the buzzer you get pregnant 75 years old not even joking is that possible i don't think that's possible i think semen dies with the body because as soon as i

believe in the human spirit yeah and a lot of people would think like oh that person's still alive because after you die sometimes air escapes the lungs through the mouth and the body will go uh like he's having an orgasm but very rarely people would be buried alive in 1867 a 24 year old french woman appeared to die from cholera and as was thought to be prudent her body was buried no less than 16 hours after she died but after a fair amount of dirt was thrown on her coffin the gravedigger started hearing knocks from the coffin from the leg excuse me excuse me please sir excuse me uh sorry i dig i don't know i said no don't do it yeah you're gonna have to wait there when the coffin was opened it was found that her heart was still beating and her

eyelids were twitching but because she was still near death and nowhere close to a miraculous recovery she still died the next day oh man you still get the bill i feel like you still end up getting a bill for fucking burying her unbearing and then reburying absolutely it's a double burial does someone just come with a does is there's someone waiting in the wings at a cemetery that just has a bow and just like that all right there's another one she's gonna be taken anyway just shoot your head because of this story and a few others that were as we said apocryphal and no better than urban legends the fear of being buried alive became in the victorian mind a very real possibility even fairy tale author haunts christian anderson used to travel with

a note card that said i am not really dead and he'd place it on the dresser next to every hotel bed where he slept oh isn't that nice we have a goth stain with us today and he specifically requested that his arteries be slashed prior to burial to make dam sure he was dead it was in his will this guy was a children's author so excited that doctor must be so excited to get that mean like hell yeah i could finally do something metal there was even an organization founded by two anti-vaxxers in 1896 called the london association for the prevention of premature burial and one second this shit's been going on since 1896 anti-vaccine the anti-vaccine music movement yeah i'm yeah that they were all against the smallpox epidemic and tell smallpox started

coming back and then even when smallpox started coming back they're like i don't know about that what they think smallpox was just like a bunch of like actual tiny asian people fighting us inside of our veins like what are they talking about like smallpox because it makes your face look like it look like it has face buds they were both anti-vaxxers and one of the guys said that germs don't exist well hey man i wish yeah no he said that i don't believe in the germ because the germ theory was somewhat new back then and he was like nah i don't believe it but they put most of their time into the anti-vaxx movement and the london association for the prevention of premature burial okay one of those guys actually stipulated in his will that there had to be unmistakable

evidence of decomposition visible before he could be cremated i'm not against that i guess because we got to be sure he had to be putrifying he said okay i mean there's no no need to insult the guy but that's fine well such the la ppb funded the development of safety coffins that included cotton padding so the not quite dead person wouldn't hurt themselves thrashing around feeding tubes in case they woke up hungry and in some cases escape hatches and panes of glass so the living could check for condensation i mean you're flat screen tv and there now you got me sold i mean in the end it's just a tiny home tiny homes are just the the worst type of thing in the face of the planet whoever it's just like i want less like home i don't understand the tiny

home movement that show makes me visibly upset i physically want to get i get sick when i watch tiny homes do you ever see the one with the seven foot tall basketball player in the tiny home with his his like tiny girlfriend why would she torture him like that we're not it was all it just shows just how much i mean he wasn't making that decision no one safety coffin constructed for duke furdenand of brunswick in 1792 had a lock on the inside and the only key that would open that lock was in the dead duke's own pocket you just imagine he's buried alive he's just like god damn it i knew i forgot something i gotta stay in the moment that's me every single time i lose my phone now usually it was better for all involved that those in the medical profession just made sure the

person going into the coffin was dead before the coffin even came into play yes because all those safety doodads are a little ridiculous for something that is essentially made to rot was there some religious reason why they wouldn't mess with the corpse because in my opinion you just go old school mob you put a mirror under their nose you you stick them with the pin was it something like don't mess with the body no not at all okay sometimes those methods didn't work because you really just have to do what hans christian anison asked to do is like slice the corpse's throat and some people are like super chill about that sure and some people get really mad if you take their aunt fucking karen and then you get going to show with like well make sure she's dead i'll

cut off one of her breasts and just slap her in the face with it you're like whoa dr simons seems a little extreme maybe just fine don't worry me i bring in my don't worry i bring in my associate the bone splitter yes i will cleave the breast yes well you're really not all that far off and doctors in the 18th and 19th century developed all sorts of methods and tools to test whether or not someone was really dead these methods have all been gathered on many websites but the main source seems to be buried alive by jan bondison who is absolutely a last podcast approved author dan bondison has written all sorts of awesome books that i have on my bookshelf at home as you see we have here a giant dead kissle get a 24 case of bud lights open every one of

them slowly right beneath his nose then order chain wings and play football if he does not wake up he he truly is dead concerning the methods for testing death one of the most popular was the tobacco enema i was not that far off marcus does this make you you're already in the enema club this is kind of make you tingle you like can you imagine just how much fucking rush you get a nicotine going up your asshole just cut to us at marcus's house for like new year's eve party and we're just like opening up the cabinets and we're like what are you doing with all this red man chewing tobacco marcus you don't even chew tobacco oh that's too wet to light on fire you need the smoke from it you know like you need dry tobacco even if it's going up your asshole well

it's the smoke that's what's going on it's you're not just shoving you're not just fucking shoving chew up your fucking you said tobacco enema you don't think everyone thought that in my mind you take a bunch chew and you get one of those cold brew sets like spring hill jack set me love your cold brew good work when you do is you take that cold brew set from spring hill jack coffee fill it with chew make it and then that's how you get a fucking like you fill it with water that soaks and then you take that water and shoot up your asshole that's what i figured and the next thing you know your asshole is playing baseball in the major leagues it's hitting 300 and it hit the game winning home run of the world series well back in the 1700s people believed that a reliable way

to resuscitate an unconscious individual was to stick a tube in their ass and blow a bunch of tobacco smoke into the orifice that's actually in my father's will it was such a popular method that smoke enema kits were kept in public buildings with such ubiquity that they could be compared to the defibrillator kits found in most office buildings in america today all i know is if i'm dead you don't have to make me a reverse chimney you like i don't i don't need any more humiliation there was even a rhyme which went as thus tobacco glister breathe and blade keep warm and rub till you succeed and spare no pence for what you do may one day be repaid to you you just know there's some poor kid who is just like may i have a puff of it

just like stop smoking all the corpses assholes please it was just a fucking tobacco stained asshole calamari that's the only thing i think about is like the pig asshole calamari but it's all covered with fucking chew juice but these were these were like that's these are the medical professionals of the time right like this isn't like local yokels no dude this is like i mean this was as ubiquitous as stop drop and roll oh my god they taught the tobacco enema rhyme to kids they taught it to everybody just so you know like if someone passes out you can grab the nearest tobacco enema kit and fucking blow smoke up someone's ass and wake up like do you remember how back in the 80s we used to have to have to have a house fire plan

yeah of course do you think they had the same thing with you just like and young billy you will man the tobacco enema machine and you have to choose the sun to be like remember if i ever appear to be dead son you want to remove my patriotic trousers you want to spread the back door of my of my man the office and then you son ought to make sure your father's dead that's a lot of responsibility i mean you know he's alive if he starts blowing smoke rings out of his ass because that is a talent that could get you on the 1990s Howard Stern show but the problem with using this method to ensure that people who died of cholera were really dead cholera was a diarrhea disease spread by diarrhea being everywhere and tobacco enemas

sometimes resulted in poopy mouth what are we doing here are we fucking siphoning a gasoline from our dead parents yeah because sometimes it would just be you know you like the tobacco you got the tube you like the tobacco you like a cigar a cigarette or a pipe or whatever and you just take a puff inhale and then exhale into the tube which went into the asshole like you're siphoning gas what are you talking about there's no machine that can do this well that's the thing is that there was another smoke enema device that used a bellows yes that was called the double blaster i think nacho vidal actually was in double blaster 5 9 and 14 oh wow they got up to 14 huh i'll have to see how that series ends it didn't take off though it didn't the double blaster

didn't take off all the people getting cholera kind of put them off the tobacco enemas for a while but the lingering influence of the smoke enema is the phrase this guy's blowing smoke up my ass that's where it comes from wow i'm alive buddy hey buddy i'm fucking alive here stop deal with the bellows okay that's i was trying to sleep outside i'm a god i am being enforcedly divorced from my wife another method for testing death was tongue cranking in one case a doctor claimed that he revived a young woman by rhythmically yanking her tongue with forceps for three hours straight okay so three hours fucking straight three hours straight just yank yank yank yank yank yank yank yeah i mean it's kind of fun to treat her like a toad and she eventually woke up so mortuaries

engineered a device that yanked the tongue for them but okay i mean honestly that i'm happy it worked that's good that's good but i guess it's the idea of making a whole sheen that just does tongue pulling that i feel like immediately is used for other purposes because i feel like you're sitting there and you're lonely in the corners of when does the tongue pooling eventually become a coroner's penis pulling machine well pretty pretty soon the more high-end mortuaries however dabbled in galvanism introduced by scientist luigi galvini this method involved hooking electrodes to the body which would make the limbs twitch and convulse hopefully waking up the unconscious being in the process i can't believe you was able to stumble i can't believe he was able to stumble upon

this while making linguine that's an amazing amazing feat but that's so much fun to get a dead body and then you could put it just like let us try to see if it can dance and then you set up all of these electrodes on it and just zap it and they just sit there and like watch the limbs flop all around you're like yes he is dead yeah i mean honestly you could do a kick-ass corpse version of river dance remember when that was all the rage get him kicking have a little good times with it you know the nice thing about dead actors you don't gotta pay them no man sometimes you gotta pay their families though uh actors don't have families in her however we are we actually most of the time if you're a good enough actor a lot of times you'll end up acting your way out of several

families and then you find a family towards the end of your life that you settle on absolutely however the machinery for galvanism was expensive and would just as likely kill as save but on the plus side the public demonstrations of galvanism with the twitching limbs and promises of restoring life were a huge inspiration for mary shelly while she was writing frankenstein okay cool but speaking of mutilating the body sometimes physicians would simply snip off fingers or toes what is this the beginning of the movie dark man what is happening even if you do wake up you're like couldn't you have just punched me why do i have a toe anymore they're just they're really going for it they'd pour scalding water on the body sometimes because they thought a dead

bot and it's true a dead body will respond to wounds differently than a living body well yeah does it have to okay the point right of all of this is to awaken the body right can you tickle the toes can you do something that is less mutilating if they are alive well they've done all that first they tickle the toes first i didn't see that i didn't see that in the documents or they'd burn the person's nose with the candle they figure if a bird of flame to the nose and wake them up nothing well and it's all to see if they would twitch just a little bit and if they twitch just a little bit and i go okay that person's still alive don't bury them yet okay am i wrong here this was like 130 years ago right not long ago at all so like our great grandparents probably had this done to them

on their deathbed something like it or they were just slapped around it just depends on what your level i think of money and importance is right it depends on which hospital you ended up in oh so the rich people get their fingers cut off as if they've committed a crime against the mafia i think they got they get that treatment the poor get that treatment oh it's if the rich people get the zaffid machine and the tongue pulling machine i don't think any are good well perhaps the dumbest of these methods that would most likely kill the person they were trying to save was the needle flag i don't even okay all right then 1837 the french academy of sciences offered 1500 francs to or francs however you want to say it to any young scientist who could invent a foolproof death

test where am i going to find 50 people named frank well the winner actually came up with the method it's so simple you wonder why there was even a contest in the first place he suggested trying a new invention that people were using to diagnose respiratory disease called the stethoscope to listen for a heartbeat and if there's no heartbeat then the person's dead okay that's fucking stupid that's not fun at all you need to tell me i don't get to slash a corpse throat or use the tongue puller dr. zebrowski that is much more reasonable than when you've been doing which is openly spreading your ash cheeks over their genitalia and seen if they like it they see if they'll rise the occasion because people have said that if you just look at just my butthole

you could imagine a sweet 18 year old co-ed but it's just the rest of me that spoils the fantasy but that was the winner the losers were for the most part fantastically stupid and a singularly named german scientist named middle dwarf came up with what was possibly the dumbest of all yeah of course my brother older dwarf and i got my younger dwarf and i'm behind the middle door so i do a middle door problems you know i don't get enough respect no one pays attention to me i don't understand why i was stolen by that little girl middle dwarf devised a method that involved a long sharp needle attached to a little flag and his theory was that if you really wanted to see if someone was dead you'd plunge the needle into the patient's heart and race for the flag to twitch if you kill them you

kill them if it didn't the patient was dead if it did then you just stabbed a living person in the heart with a needle and then you got to deal with that well i mean it's he invented the game risk which i think that's great yeah it's like it's he used the langers deli version of making sure that someone's alive i don't want the same little flag that's put inside of a six-foot italian sub to be the line between me and being buried alive honestly you got to keep the tomato in there the lettuce and i understand the purpose i understand the purpose but if we were yes if i was experimenting with some form of vor where i was going to be made into a giant sandwich then yes that would be appropriate oh amazingly a doctor named severin icard actually tried it on a dead child icard had

declared the child deceased but after the family expressed doubt he jabbed the needle flag into her heart and seeing no movement declared her dead again of course making it stranger was i now declare this child part of icard stand this of course was the end of the needle flag because the family accused icard of killing their daughter if she wasn't already dead they said if she wasn't dead then she sure as fuck is now this man is the only man dominant this man is the only one dumb enough to ever get accused of murdering someone dead and after a slew of bad press the needle flag was banished forever from medical science thank god icard however actually went on to invent another method for testing death in which a piece of paper placed near the mouth of the

deceased treated with invisible ink would be activated upon decomposition to show the phrase i am really dead just fucking use the stethoscope yeah wow but that was useless too because decaying teeth would produce the same chemical that activated the ink in european dentistry in the 1800s was not exactly what you'd call fantastic can you imagine just fucking imagining i just imagine your teeth as a bunch of rotting corpses inside of your mouth like little lions of of dead teeth is becoming gray and brown it's been like there's a lot of people who say that i have terrible breath and to those people i say how how are you thank you richard rumeris happy to have you here with us at this stinky breath meeting this guy you know maybe he was smart it seems as if he's

overthinking it yeah in a weird way right like it seems like that is such a roundabout jack assy way to figure this stuff out yeah well i mean that's a thing i think a lot of these scientists like they're looking for something to do yeah and they're looking for a way to feel relevant and so there's a you know that's like come up with as many inventions as possible and maybe one of them will stick everyone thinks of thomas edison honestly um they were looking for a place in history as well like this is a time period where i think maybe i'll talking a little bit about a school about this but it seems to be this is a time period when they were actively trying to make the medical profession like legit right because people were scared of doctors for

so long because they said they were a bunch of grave robbers and uh essentially uh serial killers that would use her bodies as experimental fields and they were correct yeah up to a point but then it gets you know but maybe if we came up with something that really helps society would help make people less afraid of the doctors and the morticians and the undertakers but when it involves just sticking a tube up a guy's asshole smoking a cigar into it making him some form of big old stinky hookah yeah i feel like that's when we're getting to the point where like i don't know if this is helping a real a real butt limbaugh i feel like at this point we watch horror movies like human centipede yeah but if dr. deeter laser was around in the 1800s he would be a doctor yeah

like it wouldn't be a horror film yeah it would just be like maybe it'll work if we shit if there's three people two taking dumps in one person's mouth uh maybe that will kill cholera no it did not as far as the other entries in the death contest went one guy invented a pair of nipple pinchers to test the pain centers of the deceased while another claimed that there was no greater test than placing leeches on the patient's butthole you're right nipple clamp nipple clamp guy is still in business like that family is having fun that's just him going like squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze oh yeah i can't wait to do this to my fucking self but the guy putting leeches on the patient's butthole it does sound like number one he's had a he's got a bunch of leeches that he thought he

could sell right back from bleeding and he had to find a way to move these leeches where he's like oh you can put it on your assholes yay we'll put on your assholes and if you don't scream you know i mean the big thing is that if the guy doesn't scream when you tell him you're going to put a bunch of leeches on his asshole then you know he's dead or it's a guy that's who is just just trying to hurt people it's very possible also if you're a leech i think your first words are when you look at the butthole daddy daddy is that my dad because it looks like a mouth of a leech or how many pics are leeches just like about to be put on an asshole i'm just too old for this shit pics are needs to make a movie about leeches they need to show love to the leech they've

saved a lot of lives truly i mean they're creepy but they have saved lives yeah the leeches make yeah if you got a necrotizing wound yeah you put leeches on it it'll eat all the dead flush away yeah you want to know wait that's maggots maggots whatever yeah and they still do that that that is actually uh yeah there are medical maggots well i don't know what school they went to but that's funny funny thing about all this panic over the dead really being dead though is that it actually gave us the word morgue it's there's a lot of words when it comes from the funeral industry all this like panic about the dead being dead a lot of shit comes from this yeah born from the french word mulegale which means to stare it comes from the days when peresian morgues were

essentially side shows man we miss a lot of fun parts of history we miss the darkest part when darkness was entertainment yeah that's what that was this time yeah as opposed to now we have shows like live pd you know we're so now we don't like to see violence we're beyond it we're fancy now yeah yeah sophisticated yeah we didn't have people saying writing t-shirts that say burn bundy burn outside as he was electrocuted no we're very more sophisticated mm-hmm well back then unidentified bodies were displayed behind glass so the public could view them by the thousands and this like all the and this like all macabre gap and this like all macabre public gatherings in the past can complete with a jaunty atmosphere that included souvenirs and food vendors yeah pastry

specifically uh okay now okay now are we talking savory or sweet pastry i'm i'm guessing savory oh all right i'm in i prefer savory pastry pastry as well you know there was a kiss on great great great great great kisses i'm just here for the pastry i don't care for the display of the dead but i do care for how deliciously some to us the chunks of sausage on these wonderful hand pastry to do the hike off the color of the nails of the cake you know i'm going to say and i don't want to be anti-american but when it comes to the pastries we're the only ones who do it sweet i mean we don't we're exclusively sweet you're literally no it's not true no that is not true no that's not true we vented the hot pocket we did not invent the i yeah we invented i we

invented the the the idea of a microwavable savory pastry yeah in europe the savory pie that's the traditional pie yeah but is it microwavable in two minutes and ten seconds no it's does it dude does a shepherd's pie or a uh wonderful kidney pie does that have a crisping sleeve i don't think so doesn't have one it's the crisping it's full of cancer the crisping sleeve is cancer inducing so we did sort of take the crisping sleeve from the nazis but besides that hot pockets are innocent i don't actually don't know no they're not they burn more mouths than chocolate they burn more mouths than coffee that's what i teach you patience that teaches you fucking teach your big throat teach your big fucking stinky ass fucking gullet kissle some patience to just think for a second

before you fold the hot pocket into your whale mouth because if it gets cold it's no longer good and if it's too hot you can't truly taste it you only have a 15 second window to eat it it's like a banana it really is it really is and that's why it's controversial well this practice of viewing bodies was eventually frowned upon i don't know why but maybe somebody recognized someone in the unidentified section and freaked out in the act of viewing dead bodies as a form of entertainment became taboo once again the germans took a cue from all of this with what came to be known as waiting morgues except the germans called them lichen houses which literally translates as corpse house this is a strange time though uh was it lichen house lichen house it actually sounds

that's the softest i have heard a german word that's softer than morgues house or corpse house so i mean to their credit they were it was kind of nice sounding yeah i mean lebensraum has a lot like that sounds like a nice word but it has a very dark history to it yeah a lot of stuff that you find out a lot of stuff in that time period you find out really does because technically lebensraum means living room which is nice i mean i like my living room you know but i don't think that my living room needs to like go past like into poland and like all throughout europe you know i mean that's where some people's families were a part of those systems yeah absolutely with a lot in the lichen house corpses would lie on trays surrounded by fragrant flowers to hide the smell

of decomposition which is where we get the practice of having flowers at funerals today what the fuck it all comes from this weird ass time yeah even though the smell issue is largely taken care of but yeah that's where flowers at funerals come from because the corpses used to stink really badly before modern embalming techniques before using flowers they used to just cover it in stew so the smell of the marinating onions and beets would actually cover up the corpses but apparently it just ruined stew for about a decade where they never once stopped eating stew but then when the stew stocks dropped that's when all big stew got involved because big stew was like a big arm of the feudal system at the time i love stew but the purpose of the lichen house was

to wait for putrefaction i.e the liquefying of a body because once something putrefies you know it's dead did they bat on it like marble or something well it was a week it takes it took about a week in german germany you know it it's different times for different uh seasons different seasons different climates you know someone will putrefy much faster and say columbia than they will in norway sure according to i hope so yeah according to records however not a single person was ever discovered still alive in a german lichen house definitely not because if they were they were immediately killed immediately killed long before these tests were made however horrific stories of people being buried alive did exist although as we know record keeping on these

sorts of things are unreliable take for example the story of alice bundon in 1656 bundon was a body not so well liked alcoholic who one day decided to experiment with poppy water which is essentially opium juice oh sure cool she became so intoxicated on this poppy water that she fell into a sleep deep enough where it was indistinguishable from death that is not good no that is not good that's how jackie's been talking about it recently she's on like a new cocktail for sleep she's like you really got to do this thing that i've been doing i was like oh what do you be doing she's like i take like 10 milligrams meltonin a couple milligrams of indica edibles i do this this this and then i just sleep for like the dead for like 10 hours i was like you would be buried alive

yeah i think it's called the maryland minn row is that it it seems as if maybe they wanted her dead and they wished her dead to the point where they just said let's pretend you're absolutely right let's just bury her yeah and the excuse they gave was that like oh wow this is like the height of summer and boy she's gonna start stinking so fast we better get her in the ground like now like now now today now this is our chance get it out yeah they fast-tracked the burial a few days after she was buried though a couple of boys playing in the graveyard heard a voice coming from under the ground it was alice blundin who had finally sobered up from her opium bender hey i'm supposed to go help i'm supposed to go to the store so it's a feast of hope but now i'm

already put to date help just waking up hungover in a grave she was probably pretty grumpy but by the time someone believed the children and the coffin was exhumed alice blundin was a bloody mess having torn out her own mouth into a muddle of bloody gore in the panic whoa oh jeez how does that even happen how do you tear out your own mouth trying to gas like just gasping and just fucking tearing trying like it's a weird primal thing that you know people say like happens fairly often in these cases but it's scary as all this is there have also been people who have buried themselves alive for fun and profit oh now plenty of indian yogis have buried themselves alive for extended periods of time and survived through slowing their breathing

and heart rates did david blaine did it he did do it that's a thing is that this these techniques were adopted by escapists like david blaine and more famously harry houdini for buried alive acts throughout the years and Hannibal lector in the first animal or in the silence of the lambs but many times escapists have discovered that they are no houdini that's rough man that's a bad way to find out that you're not one oh no i'm a real poudini in 1977 a radio dj for wxlw indianapolis hold on you have so radio dj okay he moonlighted as an escapist this is my thing if you're gonna be an escapist and you're gonna threaten your life i feel like it should be a full time pursuit yeah you're gonna drive radio you're up at 4 a.m like you got you're too tired to

come up with all of the back up plans hell no your escapism i tried telling that to bill shark live mornings wxlw indianapolis by day a dj by night an escapist in 1977 usually that just means alcohol and i have to be drunk by 7 o'clock because i gotta be up before i gotta be up before because you tell me i just got an earlier night than you do friend yeah this thing is i'm getting peak drunk at happy hour so i'm actually saving money if you're thinking about it well this guy bill shirk buried himself alive for 79 hours with a 10 foot python two tarantulas and a rattlesnake it's such a morning zoo thing to do hey man this is the trying to fuck it he got a car of a corner for yourself in this life i know that one went great though it did he did it for charity he even

got a donation from jimmy carter and it did it did pretty good great and building off that small amount of fame shirk starred as himself in a movie called the escapist which had pretty much the same plot as u h f except it was a radio station and the final act was shirk escaping from a straight jacket while being hung upside down from a helicopter 1600 feet up and he actually i'm remaking this movie i am remaking this as a fucking i drive time radio dj that is so funny yeah that's the idea of like everyone cheering the the radio dj as he's offering from a helicopter 1600 feet up that's a great way to end a movie yeah i like this i i'm i'm getting that he releases the fucking straight jacket and just plummets straight down to the ocean wow let me do you

guys want to hear the crawl that went at the beginning of the escapist to kind of get you up to speed on the uh the story i love to absolutely bill shirk had dreams dreams that he and his brother harden will become masters of escape like the great houdini then harden was critically burned in a high speed powerboat crack up what the dream was put aside now shirk is faced with the loss of his small radio station to a huge financial syndicate he is forced to revive the dream and to learn there is a time when dreams become nightmares i need to fucking see this movie the escapist starring bill shirk in a theater near you summer 1983 you know i am totally in love with this movie i love this movie but shirk's luck almost ran out in 1992 when he performed a stunt

in which he was buried handcuffed in a plexiglass coffin under seven tons of dirt and concrete on the 66th anniversary of harry houdini's death i'm gonna put it this way all right this is the thing right now you guys haven't heard this a long time right but this is this is a primer right when i go in there it appears to be dead what i need you to do all right and this is bill hulkin you know bill love bill love you bill i'm looking at you i'm looking at you toby weather guy yep yeah toby listen hey bill i'm going to make you laugh really quick it's 69 and cloudy toby i'm gonna miss you because if i don't survive what i'm gonna need to do to make sure but did i live i need you to spread old open my fucking asshole you need a light of marlboro

light i want you to blow it in there mix around my life right uh all right toby yep ha ha got your cotton all i know is your last word should never be i guess it's a young man's game this too it seems a little too old to be doing this yeah it almost became the date of his death as well because while the concrete was being poured the lid of the coffin very visibly collapsed under the weight yeah i'll play the video next time uh it's my mandate on last stream on the left uh it's fucking terrifying i think this is pretty famous right yeah i recall you thankfully though a backhoe quickly dug him out covered in wet cement but still alive and today you can buy his dvds from his website for the low price of 40 bucks a pop and don't forget you can also watch nacho in backhoe

where indeed she does do it in the butt his dick so long he could pull his dick back behind his balls and fuck a woman from the angle of his ass she put her pussy up against his asshole his dick is so long that his dick goes past his asshole into his pussy it's a great movie i love that scene where he's going to the bank and they don't know he's having sex with a woman at the same time they don't know she's got a donkey costume on it just looks like he brought his donkey to the fucking bank because that happens in certain ways it's horrible to masturbate too because you don't really see anything but the amazing joe however was not as lucky as bill shirk so bill shirked he did survive he survived and went on to do stuff he still does stunts to this day he's still around

oh yeah i want to talk to i want to talk to bill shirk we can want him for a fucking patreon interview i want to speak with him we absolutely can talk to that he's he's got a whole website i think bill is available great yeah he owns his own network of radio stations in indianapolis yeah he does good good for him he hasn't said anything too horrible right no he's a radio dj in indianapolis he hasn't said anything horrible at all Henry of course he has well the amazing joe was not as lucky as bill shirk he got too cocky uh yeah on halloween 1990 joseph burris aka the amazing joe tried the buried alive act in fresno california at a miniature golf course in go-kart track called blackbeard's family fun center oh yeah i think i've heard of that yeah named after a famous

rapist of murder yeah of course yeah blackbeard yeah it's always i think of a family fun yeah you're a horrible father can't we just can't we just play mini golf do we need this right now it's committee i'm just gonna tell you all a little lesson about blackbeard now it got so black the exact same thing happened to the coffin lid it collapsed but this time the amazing joe who said he was better than houdini just before he went underground didn't have a backhoe and he was drowned in wet cement in a seven-foot grave right next to the go-karts well oh that is just not good no it's you have to have safety precautions in place yeah what happened he didn't have him he was too he was cocky yeah can there be a legal precedent that if your name is the amazing whatever

and you are buried alive in a uh see a concrete that you set up yourself that you change the name legally afterwards to like the mediocre joe yeah or the unfortunately now dead joe because i don't think that you're that amazing if you've become a part of the infrastructure of a miniature golf course no by your choice with any luck they can kind of sculpt it to make it look like Han Solo Han Solo look at that it's kind of cool today though there are actually people of our generation burying themselves alive for fun under the supervision of a startup called monochrome these people invite others to participate in their performance art piece by being buried alive for 15 to 20 minutes okay but i would assume that this is done safely it's done safely of course

it's done safely in 2010 they actually took it even further for a concept called the six feet under club in this art piece they parked a dumpster full of dirt across the street from a church then they popped a coffin into the dirt placed a couple inside with an infrared camera buried it and projected the sweaty copulation happening inside the fuck coffin on the opposite wall fuck yeah dude this was that is the most goth shit of the face of the planet there's so many girls and men that would fucking freak out for something like that we were in a recession we had so much to do in 2010 this is san francisco what does that mean i was there was more recession that's what they do in san francisco they're freaky man that's what they do that's how they protest that's how

they live all right and from what people who are at the event said the couple who participated which included a hetero couple and two female sex workers with a strap on came out satisfied having completely and thoroughly fucked the fear away great i love that i love that i think peaches uh sings about that and one of her songs uh fuck the pain yeah one of her yeah one of her serious songs talking about the nature of love well i really hope that i am not uh buried alive we'll make sure we will make sure it won't happen we'll put a pineapple up your ass we'll make sure nothing happens to you thank you all so much for listening and learning with us on this episode it is so strange how these common phrases such as a television show made for children saved by

the bell come from the macabre this is we talk about this all the time where it's like are we in like the strangest timeline where true crime is super popular and she's like i think folks have been into this stuff forever yep uh we might be more we might be the least true crimey people yet i mean for this timeline to happen everything had to come before so there are other timelines where uh none of this no one ever got involved with true crime wow so remember when you hear saved by the bell or what's the other smoke up your ass smoke up your ass smoke up your ass i love the yeah man i feel like we should go back to doing it we could i bet you could in la you could find someone to give you a tobacco enema before the sun goes down yeah you just i'm gonna put it in my

will you have to go you have to go to the brothel milton burl's brothel and yeah they'll just do that for you for six hundred dollars what's great about milton burl's brothel is that if you have old school marble points you can get a fucking handy from any one of those old jewish men that's in there man because they'll they'll take it i kind of wanted the canoe all right thank you all so much for listening our hearts are with you we hope you're doing okay staying safe please stay safe and keep keep the movement flowing uh act blue it's a good way to toss some cash at this point in time of the various different sources uh there's a lot of shit going on and we're gonna do our best to keep you abreast of the situation as far as we can tell and you didn't even laugh when you

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