Last Podcast On The Left - Relaxed Fit: Love Has Won

Episode Date: May 8, 2021

On this Relaxed Fit episode, we're taking a look at the (hopefully) short-lived cult Love Has Won, its online origins, and its godhead Amy Carlson — the internet messiah who was just recently found dead and mummified.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time. On the left. Why are you above your glass? That's when the cannibalism started. What was that? The fire. Did you see the fire of humanity?

Anger is the fire of humanity. When it brings out, it gives a nice char. What impression is it? Which brings out the natural sugars. I can't even place the accent. It's like Warner Hurtzog, if he never read a book. I am the Tibetan Rage counselor to tell you your rage is only natural. Welcome to the last podcast on the left.

Anger is the fire. I don't even understand why you're doing that. Turn up the flame. Turn down the flame. I don't know. I don't know. This is the last podcast on the left. I am Ben, hanging out with Henry.

Yeah. And of course, hanging out with Marcus as well. Absolutely. I, today is a relaxed fit. Yeah. I don't know what's happening. I think all of us are in different head spaces, which is fantastic. The fire of humanity.

All right. Anger. So today is a relaxed fit and we're going to dip our toe and do not do this to me, Henry. We're going to dip our toe in to a phenomenon. A phenomenon. A phenomenon. Is it safe to say new cult? It is.

Is that right? It's a fairly new cult. Old cult. Kind of cult that's over. All right. The cult that is ended. Either way, we are talking about love has won the new cult on the scene. High demand group.

High demand group. So love has won. Let's talk about it. We have received, I'll say straight up, we have received emails about love has won over the years that has, I guess there are a lot of people that have been watching this cult rise on YouTube. And normally we don't like to bump. Give them the old lesbian gazebump because internet cults, because sometimes I think

it gives them too much credence, like it gives them too much. Like, you know, if we talk about them too much, but I just, it's so nice when finally the leader could turn herself into a mummy, then we can start talking about it. You have to be careful with your signal boost, but let's get into this because I think it's very important. Yeah. I mean, love has won is a hopefully short-lived internet cult, not too dissimilar from the infamous Lord Royale cult that we covered oh so many years ago here on Last Podcast

on the left. It's just about 175 pounds lighter, especially once you turn into balsa wood. Yeah. I would prefer her over Lord Royale, I suppose. Just to give a refresher on Lord Royale, because that was like episode 76, Lord Royale was a former criminal named Raymond Lear, who was one of the first people to ever use the internet, specifically YouTube and Facebook, to attract and keep followers. This is my word to the people of Joplin, Missouri.

Oh, don't do it, Lord Royale. Your slides on YouTube are what caused me to send several tornadoes. Horrible Lord Royale, please stop doing that. He's back. Do you see? Oh yeah, he's back into play. Same picture of him on a horse, like honestly, get new shit. Poor, poor, poor horse.

Well, concerning how modern internet messiahs use the internet, it's specifically useful to them because their reach is amplified so long as their message catches on. They don't have to go from place to place recruiting people, but there's also another extremely useful tool that's often overlooked, the hyperlink. Whoa, wait a second, is this 1997? Whoa. Are we about to surf the fucking web? I feel like Johnny Mnemonic.

Using links to news stories and clips from Fox News, Royale was able to reference any news story featuring a disaster big or small and take credit on the spot, blaming any and all natural disasters on the world's unwillingness to accept him as the messiah. I don't know why we were so unwilling. I agree. He had the body for it. We've talked about it now for several years about how a body type really denotes importance to society, and a man's approach to a feminine body is what allows him to become more powerful.

Well, and Lord Royale, you know he was onto something because he kept on getting fatter. That's what I'm saying. He's accruing power. Indeed. Now, Lord Royale never really caught on past a quick blip in the news a few years ago when a promising NFL rookie named Adam Moema passed on being drafted because Lord Royale told him that there would be no 2014 NFL season because the world was going to end long before the first kickoff.

It turns out for the GM's this was a bit of a red flag. They didn't know if he had the mental capacity to be in the NFL. In these days, the International Congregation of Lord Royale, it's still going. Now they have chapters in Queensland, New Zealand, London, and of course, they still have their old home base in Baja, California. Oh, beautiful, Baja. Do you remember the shots from them all living in those weird little huts and getting grosser and grosser and grosser?

It's kind of funny to now fast forward almost 10 years to love as one, and they're doing the same shit. It's interesting. Doing the exact same shit. And Lord Royale, he's still taking credit. He took credit for the Reykjavik volcano to run out in Iceland. Remember that big ass hailstone that fell in Texas last week? Took credit for that one?

Fuck yeah, dude. Never miss a beat. But the International Congregation of Royale's online presence is still extraordinarily limited. Their Facebook group has never managed to break 9,000 followers, and their daily live stream, Scripture of the Day with Priestess Kelvin, garners at most five views per stream. I just really don't like that they have Kelvin taking a piss on the cross as their slogan, as their logo that's literally- Kelvin was never trademarked. He didn't make toys out of him.

Wow, look at how fatty he is on this horse. I'm looking at these pictures again. Wow. I think this is so good. And look, he wrote this, oh, his old, him just as Raymond E. Howard, this like headshot of him looking like fucking- The name of the article that Henry is referencing is Man in the Moon. Yep.

Man in the Moon. The Lord Royale story. I think it should be called The Moon in the Man. Well, in other words, Lord Royale missed the cult boat. He's never caught on, he's never going to catch on. Richard Ruff, his number two guy is still in charge, and he's still slowly but surely draining the resources from a small group of rubes that's getting smaller every year. Can I actually say though, what I do think is interesting about the internet cult, especially

what we'll see with Love Has Won, is that nowadays, like the idea of making a living on Twitch or making a living streaming, you can do it with only about 500 to 1,000 followers. You can really build a- I thought you were going to say with a butthole. If you have one, that's like a nice, that's when the big bucks come. But you actually, that's also, I think, one of the reasons why internet cults pop up so often and actually gain any sort of traction whatsoever is because they really only need about 500 people to get going. Absolutely.

And don't forget, with the internet, you are one click away from giving someone five bucks immediately, which reminds me to mention our Patreon. We have done so well with our exclusive interviews, but it really is easier now than ever before for these internet cults to make a little coin. It's time for you to follow the Ben Kissel Drink Bud Light and Maple Syrup, your way to real estate success. He's going to show you all of it down there because the Kissel Money Management is now going to become Kissel Soul Management.

Whoa, I love it, boom, flip it. Yeah, I mean, there's plenty of people on the internet who've been able to create successful internet cults, and it's with one of those cults that we'll be spending our time today. Okay. So I know y'all talked a little bit about the discovery of the dead body of cult leader Amy Carlson on this week's Side Stories, which that dead body was, of course, found about a week ago in the back of a trailer in Colorado long after Amy's soul has ascended. Thank you for making sure you got to do this.

It might have been more of a lateral move. And I found quite a bit more about this called over the last day or two, last day and a half, which I will now share with all of you in true relaxed fit form. Awesome. Especially if you go and watch, because their YouTube videos are all still up. We talked about it a little bit on Side Story. They're all still up. You can watch it.

You can watch the Colt grow, which I think is one of the more beautiful things about Internet Colts, is that you can really see it go from the beginning warblings of the streams and them just kind of talking low-fi, no set, no anything. Slowly get bigger and bigger, then deflate, then you watch it fall apart on YouTube live and then you watch them beg for money some more. And then you watch Amy Carlson literally turn into a pile of uncooked spaghetti. It really is bizarre. I'm going to channel my inner Henry Zabrowski, and I do think if you have a hog's leg, perhaps

this is a good weed episode. This is mokin' up, relax fit, relax yourself. Well, especially the video I watched of them teaching the little boy to roll blunts. They call them a little blunt rolling machine. It's this little like very dark video of all of love is one in a hotel room all smashed together. I believe they were in quarantine in Hawaii, and then they, because you had a quarantine, that's where they're, so we'll get to that.

Sure. In fact, in Hawaii, you have to quarantine for 14 days during COVID, because all this was happening during COVID, and they had a little kid rolling blunt on camera, and they're all like laughing about, oh look, he's getting good at it, he's getting so good, and then they're like, time for round two, and the little kid's like, yes, love has won. And then watched a five-year-old take a fucking snoop pole on this blunt, like a fucking, like he held it, he held it like a doledger, like he held like a member of fucking DMX's crew. He hit it, like a couple of, didn't fucking cough, and I applauded.

Well, he's got, oh, I went, holy fucking shit, I know that, and then I showed it to Natalie and she almost cried. Well, it's horrible. Child abuse in a way. Yeah. Two of them have been charged with child abuse. Yeah. Oh, and speaking of doledgers, I actually got to see the DMX funeral procession.

I saw the fucking gigantic monster truck with DMX's great, or with DMX's coffin on the back, RIP DMX. Wow, dude. How cool is that? They shut down all of New York City for an entire fucking day. So cool. It was insane trying to go around the city. That monster truck was fricking awesome.

It was awesome, and them all just like burning tires in the middle of fucking, because that's in court square, right? Where were they? Dude, well, we saw them, we were driving upstate to go hiking and we fucking ran past it in yonkers. Like they were coming out of yonkers and we thought it was just some dude that was driving a DMX fucking monster truck like this. And then you saw a coffin on it?

But I thought it was still like a decorative coffin. I didn't think DMX was in the fucking coffin, because the dude was having a great time. He was like fucking driving. Yeah, I'm in the fucker, y'all. So cool. Yeah, and then finally later we found out like, oh shit, no, we saw DMX's body. That's awesome. Yeah.

You know you lived a good life if you're in a coffin on a monster truck at the end of it. Let's get to it. I just hope that DMX. Yeah, I hope to be driving it. Sure. Yeah. But dead.

All right, well, let's get into Love is One. Amy Carlson was the leader of this small boutique cult. And among other things, this cult believed that Amy was a 19 billion year old being who was soon going to lead 144,000 people into the mystical fifth dimension. Great. Now, the trail from Amy's death to the founding of Love is One is a surprisingly short one, although it's not altogether clear exactly where, when, and how Amy collected her first followers.

But Love is One is one of the fastest of the modern cults to burn out. And it's a goddamn good thing it did because this cult showed all the signs of one day becoming highly dangerous and possibly deadly. And that's if the one disappearance linked to the cult isn't a murder. Interesting. I went through their Reddit page a little bit. There was a Love is One because obviously people have been, we want to give a big ups to those of you that have been following Love is One for years and no, have been like tracking

this. And you guys have a really good, there's a lot of good databases of information about Love is One. And they all say the same shit where it started innocently enough. Like one, one Reddit poster was talking about their brother. Some of the proud boys. Always. I guess.

Be very careful. And their mom got into it. It was the same thing, got in through it through Facebook. Was watching these videos because at first it's just some wide-eyed woman in the very first videos just kind of talking about Love is Free. Love is a choice we all have to make. And like, you know, you can watch your mom just being like, Love is good. We're like, yeah, mom.

That's like the fucking most generic shit anybody can say. And then she stopped watching the videos because she's like, they said this whole thing about we had to abandon our families. And I was like, oh, but it's almost Thanksgiving. And I've already cooked so much, I've been cooking for 14 hours and it's a week away from Thanksgiving. It's like, mom, there's only five of us here. I know.

But I just want to make sure everybody has their favorites. See, that's why you have an amazing mother who refused to leave you and Jackie and your dying father. It's like this, I'm going to cry now up until 2006 or so. Amy Carlson was living a fairly straightforward, if miserable life in 2006. She was on her third marriage. Cool. She had a DUI under her belt.

Mean she's lived it. Yeah. Who was it? 19. Hey man, we all got fucking treadmarks on her bodies. Right? Sure. She was a manager at a McDonald's and I don't know why, but I think I feel like she was

a manager at one of those Walmart McDonald's. Manager at McDonald's. Do you mean to say a kiosk McDonald's? Yeah. Interesting. Do you think that that's not a real McDonald's? Wow. They taste different.

They do. They do taste different. Interesting. I do believe that a kiosk McDonald's, and I know we have listeners that work at one of these and just tell me if I'm wrong, I do believe like, you know, in the priesthood when you do something wrong, you know, when you put a little suckle sucky and then they put you in a church in like Cleveland, like let's say you're in a church and then they put you some other church.

I think kiosk McDonald's is that if you've been sucking on any of their employees at McDonald's, they first shift you to a kiosk. Yeah. Well, maybe if you mess up too many McNuggets, they put you in the Target McDonald's. Which is the molestation of the McDonald's world. I agree with that. Be very careful. Don't mess up a McNugget.

And in addition to all this, Amy was raising three kids from three different fathers in the Dallas suburb of Rowlett. I think that three kids from three different dads is only significant because of the her ever shifting alliance to a father god that is inside of her cult. Yes. And the way that she completely abandoned all those children. Oh, yeah. But once Amy started delving into some of the more wooly-woo corners of the internet,

back when it was still new to the vast majority of the population, Amy, like many others, fell deep into a vat of New Age bullshit that essentially broke her view of reality. It's quite possible that Amy discovered some of our old favorites, like Biblioteca Pleiades, which if you'll remember Biblioteca Pleiades, it was known on the internet as a place that pretty much like combined wacky alien lore with like New Age crystals and vibes bullshit. What do you mean was, bro? Biblioteca Pleiades is still active, it's getting updated. I've used it on recent episodes.

I want to say I used it on the dangerous episodes of Brazil, the dangerous UFOs of Brazil. Like I used it. It's out there, bro. It's relevant. Yeah, that's why the content was so good. Yeah. Well, according to her family, Amy began meeting up with some of the people who shared these beliefs and after going out and meeting with them, she'd come home talking about Starships

and Anunnaki's and fucking Planet X and all that bullshit. All right. Kind of fun though, if you've taken with the grain of salt. Normally, these are my favorite people. Yeah. Then out of the blue, Amy left her third marriage, left her kids, left her management position at McDonald's and went no contact with most members of her family. You mean entered into her sacred cocoon before she would be released as the God Butterfly.

Well, you know this is serious because no one in their right mind would give up a management position at McDonald's. If you have that kind of power in that world, it's got to be pretty sweet. It is. You're in charge of the meat. You're in charge of everything. Now, the timeline between her leaving her family and her becoming a cult leader is muddy to say the least because as far as I can tell, there hasn't been any super deep journalism

done on the subject outside of a long form article by the Guru magazine, which ain't exactly the New York Times. Oh, great. Now we're going to have the Guru heads coming in. I mean, honestly, if it's not exactly the New York Times, what does that make it good? Yes. Yes. Wow.

New York Times bestsellers here. Okay. Don't besmirch it on this podcast openly. Okay. I mean, the Guru magazine did take a sensitive talking about where the cult ended up. It did interview them as if their opinions on the vortex nature of Colorado were serious subjects to be given a bit of credence. So they had their Rock Terrio reporter just fascinated.

Fascinating. I do actually have a little bit of an illumination, I think, of why she became a cult leader. Yeah. I saw one video where she talked about where she had to be carried in because her body had been deteriorated by alcohol poisoning, which is true. She was carried in, at first I thought it was worshipful, but she explained that she became obsessed with the Wizard of Oz. She was talking about how the idea of like the red shoes, she kept seeing the red shoes

in her mind and she said that she, that was when she was opening, channeling things. She said that she was talking to these entities called angels and that she asked her angels like, what should I learn today? What's the thing that I need to allow inside of me today? And they said to her, what the red shoes that you need have been inside you all along? And then she was watching this kind of Turner classic version of Wizard of Oz that had trivia on it. And she said the question came up that said, what do the red shoes mean?

And she was like, oh, fucking shit, I'm God, like literally, that was her jump. And also I think that being manager at a McDonald's does sometimes feel like you have the burden of the creator on your shoulders. In many ways you do. You have to feed the masses, interesting indeed, the red shoes are inside of her. Well, the trail we can follow lives on Amy's YouTube channel, 5D Full Disclosure. Amy began posting videos 12 years ago and the first like five or six videos are just videos of clouds that are all said, that are all titled Cloudship, Cloudship One, Cloudship

Two, Cloudship Three. Easy content. We were too hard. Yeah. That's true. And all those videos only have like two or 300 views each, not very many. But then on June 28th, 2009, Amy posted a video that claimed that she had a message for the world that was co-written by who else but Michael Jackson.

Yeah. And Michael Jackson had been looking over her shoulder, egging her on. And this is just three days after Michael Jackson had died. Go happy in times gone by, the ignorant. They are, Michael. They are. In the midst pictures of cute puppies, deers and rainbows, Amy relayed this message from Michael Jackson.

There is life over the rainbow. Oh. Humanity is going there. Shammer. All of you are coming home into the lie. Hey, Michael, how is it hanging out with Rush Limbaugh in hell? He is so funny. He's so funny.

And he came up and he's always talking. He says so many stories. He is funny, huh? Also, Michael Jackson, don't be offended. There is no hell. So he might, and so if there's a big Jackson head out there, it's okay. And then after giving the message, Amy assured us that any and all rainbows seen from June 28th, 2009 on were all gifts from Michael Jackson.

So generous. And that Michael Jackson was living from that day forward as rainbows. Which is why every rainbow ends on the ass of a nine year old boy. I'm actually really upset because that was, yeah, I was going to be like pot of gold. We have a massive group thing problem. But yeah, I get it. I think everyone visualize the kid. Just riding the rainbow.

Let's end this glorious road. It is not good. Not good. No, after that, Amy went dark for like two years. Oh, yeah. Do we know what happened there? She just gave up. She just no idea what we have no idea where she was.

Like maybe Mount Shasta, maybe Florida. She was in Yankee town, Florida for a little bit. We're not really sure. But she went dark for like two years. No contact with her family either. But on April 9th, 2012, Amy began releasing what were essentially podcasts on YouTube. And these were called the Galactic Free Press Daily Update. And the Galactic Free Press Daily Update was pretty much a countdown to December 2012.

Remember, world's end of December 2012. You guys remember that shit? Quant to quiddle all that stuff. Oh, absolutely. I do believe that it's interesting to see how the modern cult leader rises. That's why I like kind of going through this cult because you can really see that it takes someone, all you got to do is your homework, your cult homework. She understood immediately kind of instinctually,

oh, you attach yourself to something with the deadline. So then you have something to ramp yourself up to then shift. She seems to, I think, probably went away and might have listened to our show. Maybe. And armed yourself with information. This is long before we got serious with anything. In 2011, we were still fucking laughing at 911 calls. Oh, yeah.

As opposed to right now, where literally Henry just talked about rainbows and then ending up with a child's asshole and then Michael Jackson sort of sliding down the rainbow into a child's asshole. We've grown. We've grown. Yeah, no, that's a great point. We've grown as podcasters, as men. As men. Absolutely.

What is it with, truly though, numerology? Why is it that 2012 was such a big number? Like, why not 2009? Because of the misinterpretation of the Mayan calendar and what it all meant. That literally is it. Yeah. Yeah, that's all it was. Man, I remember 2012 was coming up almost like the year 2000.

Oh, for sure. It was like 2012. Well, and it was also 12, 12, 12. That's always fun. Yeah, it was cool. December 12. Yeah, 12, 21, 12. Was it 12, 21, 12?

It was 12, 21, 12. It was 12, 21, 12. It was 12, 21, 12. I'm having a stroke. Well, Amy said that the galactic alignment was coming because that's the other thing that she learned about cults is that you take something that's existing and then you put your own bullshit onto it. Your spin.

Yeah, and that humanity had less than nine months to prepare for the decloaking of spaceships, which would, of course, lead to what she called the mass awakening. So probably connected to cloud ships because the idea that she's already understanding stringing content. Yep. And what's crazy about this is that unlike cults of the past, we can actually watch this cult leader changing her bullshit in real time when the predictions don't work out. But you can also see from the comments back then, 2012, she was already gaining followers

way back then. Then sometime in October of 2012, other people began showing up on Amy's channel. Starting with this woman who called herself Rain, although all of these videos were sent to Amy from other locations. This right here, this is the very first video that is not done by Amy herself. Okay. Draco, my name is Rain. That's Angus.

I came here to help Mother Earth and humanity ascend. I live on Maryland's eastern shore in the United States of America. As a sovereign being, I hereby declare peace on Mother Earth equal heart. Namaste. Oh my God. That's the cult equivalent of putting a post on Facebook telling them they can't sell your data. Yeah.

What is happening? I declare peace on Earth and it's done. Yeah. And from there, more and more people began posting similar messages. The whole like, I declare peace on Earth equals heart. Mother Earth. Mother, you know, all of this mother stuff. And these were Susanna, Teresa, Colin, Missy Sunshine, Dr. Moe, Palin, Andra, Bill, Jessica,

Sherry, all these people all saying essentially the same thing. My name is Pyle Lynn Peterson and I declare peace on Earth, love, light, unity, the golden age is here. Let's hop on that train and let's get going. Okay. He's ripping off the Ohio players. Yeah. In many ways.

Okay. Then in November of 2012, Amy herself showed up with a weird old man that had a long beard giving a similar message. But in this message, Amy called herself Mother God and referred to the bearded fella as Father God. Hmm. This is Mother and Father God and the Earth allies and we declare peace on Earth equal heart.

Peace on Earth. You know, I love is that he didn't even have to take the time to put his lighter down. No, he didn't put the lighter down. He looks like a member of the family of Duck Dynasty, but he didn't think that there was going to be big money in hunting. But he's just like, I'm going to go off and do, I guess, maybe Dogecoin. Honestly, he is, he might be dead. He might be dead.

We're not really sure where he is anymore. Now, that's the first time another person showed up in a video with Amy Carlson and the declarations of peace on Earth kept coming for the next few months. But starting in January of 2013, Amy Carlson began doing long, involved video blogs, quote, anticipating huge energetic movements in February. She fucking blew right past 2012 because she was lightly dallying in 2012 bullshit. And then after the lip, she's like, all right, set the tone already got all these, but peace on Earth has been achieved.

Now it's time to get peace for Amy, which is money. Oh, yeah. From there, Amy began doing vlogs almost every day with titles like you are your final test. You are. You came to get your light back and you came and you came to bring it back. Incoming events and the bird tribe has returned to the planet. Oh, yeah, shit. Oh, shit.

Bird tribe. Come back. All right. She also began giving herself more names beyond Mother God. She started calling herself either the spider woman or the white buffalo calf woman. For the next few years, Amy appeared in videos by herself, building her own mythology. Well, because the spider woman is another sort of, I want to say she went to one of those Native American gift stores, you know what I mean, and something about the spider woman.

And same thing with the white buffalo calf stuff, because that's also supposed to be the telling of a big momentous occasion, almost like a messiah like story with the white buffalo calf that's born. And she attached herself right to it because she does have a lot of I'm 42% Cherokee comes up a lot. Like she has that type of energy to there's a lot of that of being like, oh, I should know I'm Native American and it's like, I feel that you might be from Wisconsin. Okay, then about six years ago in 2014, something happened for the first time.

Another person besides Father God, a young guy named Andrew showed up next to Amy in a video. Greetings. Love beans. This is Mother God. And this is Andrew, it's been a quick unfoldment, who has arrived with us here at Galactic Center Central. What you can't see in this video is that she has what I can only describe as a dollar store

Coachella Native American style headdress on and then it's very distracting. It is very distracting. Yes, it is. We are here live where the planetary full ascension is fully underway and the new paradigm. And Andrew is a big part of that, the new co-anchor. So what's happening right now is soul retrievals, which we've added. These are a part of the graduations taking place. And we're still doing continuing the implant removals tonight.

We have a live galactic high energy love party. So please join us. The link to the room is down below. That's where the link for the soul or the soul retrievals are as well. And then it goes on and on and on from there for about 10 and a half minutes. They all cost money. Soul retrievals cost money. I believe the love party was free.

That was just a stream show. I will give her the benefit of being the Tom Green of Colt Streaming. Because she really is a- Is her bum on the Swedish? No, she's a pioneer. Yeah, she was using Tiny Chat way back when. This woman's doing Zoom parties in 2014 to build her Colt. When she talks about implants, I assume we're not talking about breast implants and things like that.

Do they believe in everyone's being chipped and stuff like that? The exact teachings of the Colt are very muddied and they're all over the place. Because there is some of that. There is some government control. There is also a little bit of the idea that we're all star childs and that we have traces of being star children inside of us. And then there is also government control implants. Okay.

Yeah. I mean, this just gives you a little bit of an idea of the gobbledygook that she was talking about in the description of the video, like underneath this video that we just listened to. This is what it says. On behalf of all of humanity and ourselves, we stated out loud. We release and cut cords using AA Michael's golden sword to all illusion, all ego, all conditioning, all programming and set completely into the present moment of now together to

begin the new story of love everywhere present into physical manifest as starship captains of planet earth equals heart. We surrender to all love is our constant choice ever moment is loved through this constant choice. We are continually becoming the greatest grandest vision version of ourselves. We can be at every moment we serve love each other and all of creation every moment in the purest highest golden emerald violent pure consciousness energy for the highest good of always.

Do you want to do it, Kissel? What am I even supposed to do? You've got to say, sir, I'm just trying to have a nice time and like I'm here at an Arby sir. Sir, sir, I am just trying to have a nice time and I'm here at an Arby sir. Thank you. Thank you. It is.

I do think. I don't joke about that, though, but if you truly want to have a great conversation and get heartfelt, you do it over a beefy chi. You do that over liquid cheese. I don't know if you've had it in a while. No, it was not good the last time we had it. But also that was that was a roadside Arby's, which like McDonald's kiosk. I don't think it it doesn't hold up to screw me.

You need something with like a pure embankment. It needs to be its own building. I agree. But that is the exact type of they all learned from Marshall Applewhite. Yeah, it just seems it's such knockoff bullshit. It's word salad. Yeah. It's just garbage.

It's just hot. The weird concepts that mean nothing. And the more and more you give up to sit at this per inside of a stinky hotel room with this moron. And as she's warbling this shit, you have to kind of go like, yeah, OK. And I always think about it with because Shane Morton from your pretty face is going to hell. It was kind of like a kind of a mentor to me always said this when I was listening to all of the LRH tapes where he was he kept saying like, don't get caught in the rhythm.

He's like the cult leader always has a rhythm. And then when you get caught in his rhythm, you start dancing to his rhythm because that's what it is. It's just terminology that you begin to sound like a crazy person. If you try to explain it to everybody else that distance you from other people even more so because of their adverse reaction to you screaming like a maniac about a bunch of words that don't mean anything. Absolutely.

Be very careful. And she's also taken all kinds of like New Age terminology that have been around for years. She talks about like implant removal. What she's talking about is Archon removals. Oh, yeah. Like she's talking about Archons. Archons.

They're bad, baby. Yeah. I mean, shit that was even used in fucking by Grant Morrison and the Invisibles. This stuff in New Age lore and in Alien lore, like the Archons have been forever. She is trolling the internet and plucking out all of these fun concepts and building a cosmology around it. It still works. It seems a little hacky.

It is. It is. It's an extremely hack. It's extremely hack. And as you can hear from that video, I mean, shit has escalated with Amy. Yeah. It's been two years. Yeah.

And all of a sudden she has soul retrieval glasses. Yeah. I mean, she's built out an entire cult nomenclature. Like she's making words up. Unfoldment is not a word. No. But she's using that as part like we are having unfoldments today. This is an unfoldment when she talks about, you know, Andrew showing up.

That is an unfoldment. And Andrew is just a kind of, I'm going to say lost young man that is just fucking this woman. Yes. Yes. He's a handsome young boy. But yeah, you can tell he is extremely not stable. She also went and just fucking gave him a blowjob of his life.

I do believe that there was a couple of nights in a hotel room where Mother God turned on the full headlights. You know what I mean? And then she, he was like, oh, wow, wow, wow. There's a one thing I will say about Amy Carlson, sucking them off or eating Jell-O. Anything. Amy Carlson. Got it.

You know what I mean? She got it. What do you mean? She was attractive. You are so susceptible to cults. You liked L.R.A. No, no, no, no. And now you like.

Oh, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not a smoke show. I'm not a little bit, a little bit. But I'm saying that it's the opposite is that Amy Carlson of female, we always talk about how it's always male cult leaders and so about them basically trying to fuck everybody like half the time, right? She's like that.

And it's kind of nice. A woman's got one of those. The women have that now. According to other. According to former cult leaders, she did fuck most of the men in the cult and some of the women too. Oh, yeah. All while also being extremely homophobic by saying that it's one of the, it's pretty

much taken like a homosexuality, like the Scientology's view on it. It's like it's preventing you from reaching your full potential all while she, all while she was shoving a woman's face in her crotch. Fuck yeah. Now, Andrew is there as her co-anchor as she calls him for about a year and a half. And from what I can tell from the videos, Amy Carlson at one point, interestingly ends up in Clearwater, Florida and it's in Clearwater. She seems to marry a different guy other than Andrew in a beach ceremony.

Like all of a sudden Andrew's gone and then there's this other guy there that's like middle-aged dude, while the weird bearded father God narrates and that guy she quote unquote marries replaces Andrew for another year or so. But starting about four years ago, he disappears near as I can tell and the actual followers begin showing up right around the time that I think Amy moved to Crestone, Colorado. And again, I want to absolutely make sure everyone knows like this is a lot of shit. Like I think I'm not sure I'm not saying that this is definitive at all. This is just what I have been able to figure out from like looking at it a couple of days.

So do not take this as definitive and if anyone is a big love is love his one scholar out there, I ain't stepping on your shit. This is just what I've been able to come at us with resources because we'll update it to because I do love that like now that we're in it because now we've all invested hours in it because I've watched all the YouTube videos. So I'm here. If you know something about where the hell she was, I'd love to know. I also would love to know whether or not she did take a couple of Scientology classes.

Now I was unaware of Crestone, Colorado, but it sounds sort of like it's the new Sedona, Arizona. Henry, have you ever heard of Crestone? I have not. But I did receive another email about Crestone that says this is that it's become more of a darker edged Sedona, Arizona, that it's becoming a place where cults pop up. Okay. Interesting.

It's a cool days, seventies, Mount Chasta. I mean, watch out. We all know what happened in the movie Anchorman. When you get dueling cults, it could be kind of fun if they fight in the town square. I wish they would fight. Remember that when the news anchors all fought each other? Oh, it's the I remember. We remember.

I remember that. But I bet you Amy Carlson would have a great chance of winning because she would have all of her minions who seem to be young buff men. There are some young buff men, but then they get pretty skinny. Yeah. Yeah, they get pretty skinny. They're mostly girls that might have taught a yoga class at one point in their lives. They don't look like they don't have a lot of muscle tone.

Okay. Well, apparently Crestone, Colorado is known in the New Age world as a spiritual vortex with more ashrams, temples and Buddhist centers than anywhere else in America. An intuitive interviewed for the article in Guru magazine actually thinks that there's a dark portal over Crestone, which makes it easier for dark energy beings to come through. Well, the dark forces are actually attracted to Crestone because those dark forces are feeding off the energy of the wounded and broken people who gather there. I don't know.

I thought Colorado was supposed to be nice. Well, you know, that is a long slogan for a town. Yes. That is a lot to fit on a sign. I don't know about all that, but it certainly is in Crestone where the former galactic free press changed its name to Love Has Won and things took a decidedly darker turn for Amy Carlson. It is interesting because you did point this out on side stories.

If it's called Love Has Won, they've done it. So why have you done it? It sounds like it's an afterthought. Why do you think Love needs to win or Love must win? Wishful thinking, perhaps. See, by this point, Amy's cosmology was almost fully formed, and this is the story of Love Has Won and Amy Carlson billions of years ago. I think Carlson was the queen of the ancient civilization of Lemuria, which we've covered

extensively on past episodes. It's so homework. But that's just a very basic, anyway, okay, Lemuria, I've heard about it. Then there's a twist here. The twist is that back then in Lemuria, Amy's father was Donald Trump in a past life. Wait, he was also in a past life. It's Donald Trump's past life, which her father was. They only bonded over their love of McDonald's.

Yes. What the hell is going on? The colloidal silver. Love has won. They've never fully gone QAnon, but they hint at QAnon. They're very, very close. They're close. They like it.

They look at QAnon and they go like, hi, hey, what's up? Yeah, they're winking at each other. Yeah, they're going to have a couple of drinks at a party. Things were apparently going great in Lemuria billions of years ago with Amy and Trump. Alien Trump, the old alien Lemurian Trump, just like Donald Trump, but in the weird little like skin bikini they'd have to wear and big blowing staffs, that's kind of fun. But then Atlantis came in, Atlantis and the Atlanteans, they came in and they stole the crystal technology from Lemuria.

Then when that happened, the earth exploded and was overrun by Anunnaki's and reptilian. Yes. Wait, what? How did, but then the earth exploded? Nothing but facts. And ever since then, the earth has been run by Anunnaki's and reptilians who of course are a part of what they call, the love is one calls the evil one percent cabal. They're not wrong.

The evil one percent cabal is the minions of the Anunnaki and the reptilians and both groups are determined to keep the planet in a quote low vibration for whatever reason. It just sounds like someone is flipping the channel. It's just sounds David Ike meets Bernie Sanders. It is. What does she do? Like does she have to pay David Ike and Bernie Sanders for stealing their ideas? They shouldn't be mad because yes, this is copyright infringement and you say low vibration.

I say soul simmer. If it turns out that when Bernie Sanders was talking about the one percent of the one percent of the one percent, if it turns out he was talking about fucking aliens, that would be incredible. But the good news is that Amy Carlson is here to save us all. Oh, God. Thank God. Thank God.

I was so worried. According to her, she and Father God hatched a plan 19 billion years ago to save the universe from these dark forces and Amy has been reincarnated no less than 543 times to enact this plan. Yep. I mean, it was really tough because she didn't she didn't see mail in ballots happening. Yeah. It was tough for her to hold on to her power. Hanging chads.

Yeah. And during those lifetimes, Amy Carlson claimed to have been Marilyn Monroe, Joan of Arc, and Cleopatra, which is the hackiest fucking lives to claim. Yeah, you don't get to be all three. You don't get to be all three. She's just she's already said it though. How many? It was her.

How late? She said it, bro. You neglect to you neglect to realize the fact that she already said it. Yeah. How many people claim to be Marilyn Monroe? Sure. 10 million people. She said it on YouTube.

All right, and you know what, Ben, she's telling the truth. All those other people are fucking lying. They're crazy. They're liars. Yeah. She vlogged it. She also claims to have full recall of every single life she's ever lived and even claimed to remember being hung on the cross as Jesus way back when.

She also said Jesus. Oh, yeah, absolutely. She also said multiple times that she was brought back as children and that hundreds of her lives she was murdered as a child because everyone recognized how important she was going to be when she grew up so they killed her so she wouldn't fuck with the status quo. Yeah. You know, this is why never ask the manager at McDonald's like, what you thinking about? It's always like this.

Yeah. As far as Father God goes, there's been from what I can tell two or three Father Gods during the time that Love is One has been active, but the current Father God is a criminal named Jason Castillo who's been arrested for child neglect, criminal mischief, 2DWIs, and breaking and entering. Father God. Well, 2DWIs, you got to drive to the bar and drive back. This was hard.

How do you get back? You already talked to the cop and you should know you by now. Of course. So it's like, how do you already bust me for drinking and driving today? But also Father God is the biggest criminal to ever exist. So that actually works out. Metaphysically, Father God is contracted to master the lower planets and lower realms, while Mother God stays in the light realms.

What this means is that in their belief system, Mother God is God while Father God is Lucifer. And the year 2019 was the first time in 19 billion years that the two of them have been reunited on earth right after Father God did six months in a Florida jail for an unspecified crime. You know, he was busy at the time, you never know. But Father God, the newest Father God changed a lot of the tenor of the cult, it seemed to be, because like how Mother God was supposed to be in the ethereal realm, so she didn't handle all the day-to-day.

Father God, his job became to run the day-to-day of the cult and become the sort of line producer of the cult. And he also was the one who doled out punishments, because Mother God would sort of allude to punishments, but he, Father God, was the one starting to actually do them, which mostly involved verbal assault. Not so physical. Is that right? No, I don't know.

Beatings. There were some people locked in closets. Yeah, people forced to stand up for days at a time. They were starting to get more, like earlier about, yeah, it was absolutely ramping up. Someone was gonna die. Okay. As far as celebrity members go, Amy Carlson claimed to have been regularly in contact with Robin Williams, whom she believes is the Archangel Zadkeel.

And from what Amy said, Robin Williams was completely in support of their mission. Haha, I'm so smister happy. You are so talented, Robin. We gotta love Robin. You gotta love Robin Williams. You gotta love him. You have to love him. I've been told you have to love him.

I tried to make fun of him one time and it almost ended our careers. Everybody booed, I've never heard it a crowd turn on us faster. Wow. But of course, there's gotta be a darkness here and it seems like the place that this darkness comes from is the bottom of a bottle. See by 2019, Amy Carlson had attracted somewhere around 20 followers who waited on her hand and foot and did absolutely everything she said. All while, the pretty much their entire lives were being live streamed on YouTube.

Yeah, they had to get up at 5 AM, they worked all day, they were supposed to only allowed 4 hours of sleep and then they had to start streaming at 6 as soon as they got up. What was also live streamed was Amy's horrific daily consumption of alcohol. Former members testified that Amy would fill a highball glass to the top with vodka. Then she'd spread a little bit of water on top and she would down seven or eight of these a night. Okay, so that is a good, that's a seven-fifth, that's a seven-five at least. She drank off probably close to a whole bottle a night.

Yeah, okay. So she's legit. In fact, one of the reasons why some of her followers believed that Amy was God was simply because of how much she could drink. What? Then by that standard, Jake the Snake is the second coming, the eighth coming, if that's the basis then we're all fricking gods. One follower, Ashley Paluso bragged that if anyone else drank like Mother God, they'd

be dead. And another follower said that she once saw Carlson drink 24 tequila shots in a row. Dang. And it's not just hearsay and conjecture that Amy Carlson drank a lot. Because Amy drinks a goddamn much and since people were constantly live streaming her, and just because Amy was obviously an unstable person, she was caught on camera dozens if not hundreds of times out of her mind blitzed screaming and losing her shit. Oh my God, that is such a long-winded way of saying creating content.

You can like fucking tear me down, fucking kill me, I've been killed several times. Kill me! Kill you. Kill Roars. Fucking you. Put your mind, you're fucking done. Cabal over! And the spiritual ego whores, done!

If you're not connected to me, you're out. Thank you for your service. Connect in, done. If you're not, well, if you're not connected in, you're fucking done. You all bitches. No go home. No ET go home for you, bitch whores. Fucking battle me.

My own life workers, battle me, serving love, and bringing in new paredon, you fucking dick whores. I've always knew that God would come down and call us all dick whores. Well, it's, it's, it's, yeah, well, I don't, she also, she failed to mention that, yes, maybe she was Marilyn Monroe in a second life, but she was also Gollum apparently. Well, I also love that they were trying to set like, where should we film this? And they're like, let's go near the wind chimes. She is.

Because that would be really good for sound. I want to say that that is very, I think that is from Hawaii, that it looked like it was the background, it looked like it was from Hawaii. And if you notice, she is already becoming silver. Oh, she is. Yeah. You saw her. No, I'm not even talking about you.

Yeah, we'll get to the silver here. I'm talking literally turning into silver. If you see her face, it is becoming gray. Yes. And we'll get, we'll get to the silver here in a bit. Now dick horrors, that actually horrors was one of her favorite words. Sure. If you weren't, if you weren't for Amy Carlson and the plan, you were a whore.

And that was something that if you watch many of her videos, you can hear her drunk screaming whores over and over and over and over again. She would scream whores at cats. There's one video of her absolutely, there's one video of her abusing a cat, holding a cat and screaming whore in its face over and over and over again while blowing in its face. Cause cats hate that. Don't blow my cat's face.

Cats hate that. But her group member said that the video is fine. They defended the video saying quote, all animals know she is God. Yeah. So everyone should be terrified of her. I'm just happy they didn't say all animals were a bunch of sluts. Yeah. But all animals want to suck it.

But love is one, I will say, cause right before it, they were supposed to be no drinking and no drugs. No drinking and no drugs. Yeah. So she said that her use of alcohol, alcohol was fine because alcohol was medicinal. Medicinal. Alcohol is an astral painkillers. It's in natural, would you tell me that God would not put booze in a bottle without saying

it's a thing that is medicine for everyone? Everyone should be drinking all day. Yep. Yep. She's definitely making up the rules as she goes. Yep. She's a real Sammy Hagar man. Yes.

She can drive 55. No, she can. Yeah. You can see her ripping bongs pretty hard. She would drink an entire, like you know that liquid THC stuff that you can buy? Oh yeah. She would chug entire bottles of that shit and then just go on and on and on about weird, bizarre shit.

And all her followers are sitting there like, yeah, mother God, tell me more, tell me more. There was one video that they did that they straight up finally admitted. You kind of have to do mushrooms to find God. When they said this, they were like, being on mushrooms all the time really helps you recognize that Amy is God. So she's like if the dude from Heaven's Gate met Shunice, the YouTube personality, the man who like eats Vaseline for fun, like you step on Marbury. Interesting.

Amy Carlson also instilled a sense of persecution in her followers. During their live streams, they say that quote, humanity wants to kill mom. And they claim that there have been 539 assassination attempts on her during this lifetime alone. I think the call is coming from inside the house. I think it's up all, is the John Wilt smooth here. I think so too. I actually got a listener sent me a really interesting paper that talks about the concept of calling yourself mom to a group of people.

Like this kind of thing. It's the idea of bonded choice models. What is called the this self-ceiling circuit is what these groups are called. Like essentially what they refer to as a high demand group or cult. And one of those is that you create a maternal slash paternal connection to your followers. So then the word mom is so loaded. Yes it is. Because it has a familiarity and it has an emotional quotient.

So when you begin to call someone mom over and over again and you do allow that person to become your mother figure, you then also tie yourself closer to this person. Now it's not surprising of course that these people who came up in the New Age game had plenty of products to sell through a non-profit or quote unquote non-profit that they called Gaia's Hole Healing Essentials. Well they were officially a 501C. Was it Hole WH or just H? Heal that hole.

On their now defunct website they sold love butter assimilated with divine vibration. Okay. What's love butter? Love butter. It's love butter. What is it? Is it butter? It's a stuff.

It's a stuff. What is love butter? Rub it on yourself and you feel better. It's love butter. It's lotion. Yeah it's lotion. I got it. Yeah it's lotion.

It's like cocoa butter. Great. They also sold crystal wands but the most famous thing that they sold at least recently was collodial silver which they hawked as a COVID cure until the FDA told them to stop. Not so coincidentally colloidal silver was also being sold as a COVID cure by televangelist Jim Baker and who else but Alex Jones. I heard all the documents. It's so good he's back in.

He sold collodial silver infused toothpaste and mouthwash as a COVID cure until again the FDA told him to stop. Life from your grave. As far as the members who actually lived with Amy Carlson went, they lived a pretty typical cult lifestyle. All life revolved around Amy and when members were allowed to sleep it was only for 4 hours a night after which they'd wake up, do a live stream at 6am and spend the rest of the day exalting Mother God.

Amy also drained everyone's finances, collecting disability and social security checks from anyone who had them and she damn near got Tommy Hilfiger's ex wife Susie to leave the group a blank check when Susie appeared in person for a 2 hour live stream. It's this shit. It's the same thing that happened with Nexium. The idea of getting these just people that have access to money and nothing to do, no discernible career, the idea because they had the, I forget what, gin company that financed all of Nexium.

Seagrams. Seagrams. Yeah. And the idea was just the daughters with too much money that just gave millions of dollars to Nexium. Now this next thing, it's indeed rumor but a former member told The Guru magazine that last year a member named Robbie Foley mysteriously disappeared after he gave his $10,000 trust fund and his SUV to Carlson.

The former member said that he can't locate Foley. The group won't answer a single question about where Foley went and Foley, a formerly active Facebook user, hasn't posted since August of 2019, which is supposedly when he left the group. Is he dead? We don't know. Don't know. Okay.

And again, that's rumor. I'm saying 100% right now, I'm not accusing this group of killing a guy. I am. Point counterpoint. Yeah. As far as how the members treat each other, the same former member who reported on Foley said that members will tear each other apart on Amy's command for being quote unquote, lower frequency.

And they would get daily report cards for how much time they spent in the lower frequencies. When I was reading about the idea of, they kept saying that you have a contract, that you have to fulfill, that she kept saying to them that you've signed a contract. I don't know whether or not they, they did sign a piece of paper or whether it's sort of like, like, like Seaworth. I don't know whether or not it's a billion year commitment that they actually signed on a piece of paper or it's this bullshit that whenever you're with her, you're in a contract, some kind of binding thing where she's allowed to punish you if your frequencies

drop. Mm hmm. And unlike other cults where people confess to their sins in private so the cult leader can later use secrets against them, love has won members were required to confess during live streams, listing off everything they did to dishonor mother God. Now lower energy, that's the worst thing to have in the love is one cult and by the former member, I mean, that actually does, I mean, did they get low energy from Trump? It was that part of the fucking thing because she stole everything fucking else it sounds

like. Where's our original cult leaders, Keith Ranieri and his hack bullshit. And this shit mean like someone come up with a new idea, stop all piggybacking off the work of LRH. Why didn't he do all the heavy lifting for everybody? Point counterpoint. Don't start a cult. By the former members count, at least three people were kicked out for having lower energies

and not kindly kicked out either. One woman was dumped at a campground without a tent her bags or her possessions while others were sent to live in a tent in the woods that the cult called this tent desolation row and they were only allowed to come back after they transformed into a higher energy being. How does one do that? This is why I never hung out at like the comedy cellar around that like table full of comedians because it's too much energy. And I can't like what about like it sounds like calm energy is fun.

I like low energy. Dude, I didn't even like hanging out at the fucking backyard at the creek because there were too many assholes trying to fucking riff and roast each other. Honestly, Marcus, they were being human beings trying to make friends. We're survivalists. Comedians are survivalists and you get to the top of the raft. Everybody else drowns. The only way you get it is fucking laughs.

And the only thing that matters. I'm just, I actually have to defend those people who were just trying to be like personable and Marcus was like, shut the fuck up as you were changing. That's what I do. Plenty of people. There are plenty of people back there that I talked and had normal human conversations with. Well, the rest of us are clowns.

Okay, Marcus, and we don't know how to speak. Perhaps the worst was what the cult did to member Alex Whitten, who was found in May of last year naked and dehydrated in the desert with feet full of cactus needles and a head full of hallucinogens. I don't know how I fucking got here, dude. According to Alex's wife, Ariane, it only took six weeks of watching Love is One videos for Alex to be completely brainwashed to the point where Alex would drop whatever he was doing twice a day to watch Love is One live streams.

He was going to go to something. He was. Yes. He was looking for some sort of fucking escape hatch here. Then after Amy did quote unquote psychic surgery over the phone on Alex, his wife noticed a darkness descend. And even though Whitten had a wife, two kids, a six-figure job, no mental illness and no previous interest in spirituality or religion, he just fucking left one day last year.

And Whitten joined Love is One in Colorado. This is what I'm going to say to you right now. If you're miserable and you look at your family and you look at your career and you don't know what to do and you feel like you just want to abandon everything, I would just honestly say, like, I know it's weird, like get a hobby, like do a thing, like try to find a thing that you like. Try to find a thing you like. You don't have to abandon it.

What if you really like firearms? I mean, well, then you're in the right country. That's true, but unfortunately for Alex, Love is One didn't dig his vibe when he showed up. Man, you show up in this bunch of losers and you get rejected by them. That is so sad. He wanted to join the cult and they didn't let him. He appeared on just one live stream on May 21st, and then the Love is One group.

They tested Alex, or I think they just fucked with him. Alex later said that Jason Castillo, aka Father God, remember this is the guy that yells and screams and takes care of punishments. He told Alex that he could no longer handle, quote, the darkness on his own. And Alex needed to take on the darkness for the next three days. And it was at that point that they pumped the guy full of hallucinogens. Jeez. What are we talking here, like mushrooms, acid?

Most likely, mushrooms seems to be what they like best. As far as what they're talking about, I would say a lot of mushrooms that he did not know he was taken. Not too long after, Alex was found naked and tripping in the desert, babbling that he was communicating with Amy Carlson telepathically while, quote, walking to the airport, which is about a three hour drive away. Oh wow. Full of cactus needles.

Oh wow, it's like Amy Carlson was like his Google Maps. Oh, interesting. As far as what Love Is One was doing after they dosed to Alex, they did a live stream the next day saying they, quote, didn't like Alex's energy. And they openly laughed about him being on, quote, the wrong side of the mountain. And this was after they just let him loose in the desert naked and tripping, presumably to die. After the incident with Alex got a little bit of press, Amy Carlson got national press

when she appeared on an episode of Dr. Phil. Get the. Oh yeah, buddy. That was unimaginatively titled. My sister is running a cult with a bunch of followers. Dr. Phil, has it ever occurred to you that you're doing more harm than good? Yes, and I like it. He was even, even Dr. Phil was like tired in this episode.

Of course. It was kind of funny, but he was just like, so you think that you're God, huh? Oh, good. Okay. All right. Okay. Dr. Phil is also a victim of his own producers. Oh, I guess just gets put in front of you and you have to roll with it.

I'll never forget when I met Dr. Oz and he was trying to convince me that breakfast was bad. Like the concept of breakfast was bad. Yeah, it wasn't that the same encounter you had where he's like, yeah, this COVID thing will be cleared up in a couple of weeks. If people stopped eating fucking breakfast, it would have been. But just before that Dr. Phil appearance, Love His One had a brief scuffle with the locals in Hawaii.

Last August, the cult attempted to move to the island of Kauai and although details are scarce, we do know that they were met with protests, vandalism, and small fires because Hawaiians don't fuck around when it comes to outsiders. Well, also they are highly offended when you mess with their mythology. I do really think that there's a part of it and she came in and immediately announced that she was the goddess of volcanoes, Pele, and that she went for the, which is they don't like. No, I would assume not.

I would assume they take it kind of serious. We talked about a little bit on side stories, they take it very seriously and there was a Frankenstein's monster style mob that chased them out of Hawaii, where they showed up. Basically they try to do it because they are very conscious of who's moving to their very small islands. And when these guys all rolled up, they were scary, they were very, very scary. They are highly agitated, they are agitated people. They are up all hours at night screaming, playing music, doing drugs, running around,

and then her calling herself Pele was the fucking, the fucking, the straw that broke the camel's back. And then the mayor had to step in and being like, you need to leave. And then they got them out of there with a police escort. Wow. Yeah. And maybe the reason why the Hawaiians were a little wary when it came to cults is because this was the second cult they'd kicked out of Hawaii that summer.

That's great. In June of 2020, a polygamist cult called Carbon Nation, which, wait a second, is it upon? I didn't fucking get it until I actually said it out loud. God damn it. Carbon Nation. Carbon Nation. Carbon Nation.

I'm so pissed. I'm so mad. I just got nothing. But they're raised, got nothing to do with soda. Well they believe nudity, they believe they're polygamist, they believe in nudism. They don't believe in bathing, they say bathing is bad. But as a central tenet of their religion, every member is supposed to shit on trees. They're all the trees are so vulnerable in white.

That's all we learned is how vulnerable all of the shit is and then you move from wherever you're following your toxic bullshit and then you shit on the sacred Ohio trees. Why do they have to shit on the trees? I didn't look too deep into it, man. To the rules, bro. They're just like, they take the Charmin Bear ads very literally. That's their crater myth, is that the Charmin Bears came from the toilet paper vortex and now they're here and now we would never use toilet paper because a bear would never use

toilet paper. No they would not. Yeah, Carbon Nation actually almost didn't make it on the plane to Hawaii because they were stopped in Costa Rica for their overwhelming body odor. Oh my fucking god. They smelled so bad they wouldn't let them on a fucking airplane. It's not even about bathing, they don't think they just go into the water sometimes. You don't even have to think about it like bathing.

Just go have fun in the water. Maybe they are afraid of it. It's a hydrophobic cold, it's carbonation, there's no bubbles in the water. That's a good point. I guess there are bubbles but not the really nice stiff ones. No, yeah. And they got kicked out of, Carbon Nation got kicked out of Hawaii for breaking quarantine. But not too long after Hawaii, in September of last year, Love Is One announced that Amy

Carlson was in poor health and was paralyzed from the waist down and she proclaimed to the world that she had cancer. Now she looked absolutely awful and all the live streams done threw out the end of last year. But this most likely had to do with the fact that she was guzzling colloidal silver toward off COVID. So she was hammered, she was hammered the entire time. So this is, I mean we don't know what she died of but you know we'll get to that.

She was hammered and then truly guzzling colloidal silver which is, it's not good. No I can't imagine that it is good. She her skin was turning bluish gray. She was almost purple which is a symptom of a condition called argyrosis that results from extreme exposure to silver. That checks out. She looks fucking insane. She's becoming a tin woman.

Yeah. And while Amy might have indeed had cancer, it's also very likely that her massive ingestion of colloidal silver is what eventually killed her. Probably alcohol consumption, that's the other thing that they're saying. Well you can live for a long time. I think it's the silver. I mean I don't know. It's definitely a combo.

If you're drinking a fucking liter of vodka a night, you're gonna die at 44. I think so. I think it's the silver. When did Townsvans ant die? In like the 60s. Oh. No. You can't.

He had stints of sobriety where he tried to get off. I know that he did do that. So there were periods of time where he didn't drink, I believe. I think he was pretty drunk. He was pretty drunk. Yeah. He got pretty drunk. Well either way, let's just say you know what, let's compromise and say it was a combo.

I'd say it's a combo. I would say definitely a combo of drinking straight silver and vodka. Now as far as when Amy died, we don't really know, a friend of Amy's daughter said that she last saw Amy alive at a trailer park on Mount Shasta on April 10th, and a photo posted on April 14th, and this is, when I say April 10th, I mean about a month ago. Oh my god, okay. Yeah. And a photo posted on April 14th depicted her unconscious or dead in the arms of Jason

Castillo, aka Father God. And that same day, prominent group member Lauren Suarez said during the Love Is One livestream that Amy's vessel was quote, not sustaining. And after that, Lauren Suarez and other core livestream members that were in Amy's immediate orbit had not streamed since. What they did one like three days ago, where they did the very classic, she has ascended and we're happy about it, and how, and she was like doing this like purposeful, like very garish, scary to the level of like how, you know, like this is what she's always wanted.

And now we're closer to her than we've ever been. Like now she's everywhere and every single time you see, you hear a bird sing, it's her. Every single time you do this, anything that you like in the sky, that's her. You know, man, I actually have no problem with what you're saying, but could you turn away as I take a dump on this tree? I got you, it's my religion, it's my choice, please, thank you. On April 16th, Amy's family called an ambulance because during a stream, Amy was having difficulty breathing, her skin was fucking purple, as we said, and her eyes were rolling into the

back of her head. But the ambulance was told upon arrival that Amy wasn't there, so the ambulance left. Then on April 28th, just nine, 10 days ago, Colorado Sheriff's deputies were informed that Amy's body had been found at the home of follower Miguel Lamboy. Apparently, Amy had died in California sometime in the month of April, and the group laid down the back passenger seat of their Nissan and transported the body back to Colorado. Road trip! Road trip!

Finally, a car ad I can get behind. Do you have a call leader that's dead? Look at the convenience! Save it for our Nissan Reads! By the time Amy's body got to Colorado, though, it had mummified. Her eyes were missing and her teeth were showing through her lips, implying that Amy might have been dead for as long as a month, although, as I said, the timeline is very muddy. They also believe that they were purposely not telling their followers that she was dead,

because they had just sold a bunch of shit to their crystal schools, so they had this thing called crystal schools, so that's their training world, whatever it is all their bullshit is, and they already sold all of these kind of passes to it, and they didn't want to admit that she was dead yet, so they kept just putting her in the background, putting her in the background. I want to say they were like, Amy, what's up? And she's like, horse, horse, and just like, move your little lips and she'd be like, there's God, gone people, horse.

Weekend at Amy's, I love it. Dumb, Harry Potter. Miguel Lamboy wanted to go to the cops as soon as his friends arrived with Mother God's body, but the members wouldn't let him go unless he left behind his two-year-old son. So he agreed, but he returned very quickly with a police cohort. By the time the police arrived, the Love His One members had made a shrine in the back room out of Amy's body, draping it with Christmas lights and painting her dead face with glittery makeup.

You know what I love? Because you watch these videos, and these are like, honestly, relatively normal-looking young women that are kind of the majority of this cult, and you look at, there's something about these California yoga teacher-looking people becoming edgine. That is fascinating. They just managed to jump from normal hippie bullshit to lugging a corpse around and decorating it. That's a very big jump in belief that shows how far gone they were, which is why it's

getting- that's why it got our attention, and it's why it got the world's attention, because that was to mean, like, holy shit, I thought there was just some goofy Facebook nonsense where they're just selling colloidal silver and doing these weird workshops, whatever, but then all of a sudden, I mean, like, man, you guys put a fucking corpse and just drove it around for a month? I mean, they're rock and roll. They're putting glittery makeup on an eyeless, lipless corpse and draping it with Christmas lights and worshipping it.

To be honest, to be fair, she didn't have big lips in life. She had thin lips. You know, she didn't have like that. She didn't have thin lips. She had the Gwyneth Peltrow type. So those probably went pretty quick. This was a bother. I don't know.

I mean, it's just so weird. They then diagram between, like, religious extremists and then, like, hippie, like extremists. They're like, they touch tips. They're both not getting waxed. No, they're not getting waxed. It's just, it's such a bizarre, people are endlessly interesting, aren't they? They are. Yeah.

This was about a week ago, and since then, seven adults have been charged with abuse of a corpse and might be charged with the more serious charge of tampering with a dead human body. They've also been charged with child abuse, because two kids were present on the property where they were making decoration out of said dead body. And since then, both the Love Is One website and the Love Is One Facebook page have been taken down. But the YouTube channel is still going as of yesterday, with the international chapters

from China and Australia trying to pick up the slack. But their heart obviously isn't in it, and it seems that Love Is One will probably die with Mother God. It's weird, because you always wonder, how long can they keep moving the goalpost to keep things flowing? I don't know. Well, is anyone filling the power vacuum? Is there any other new leader?

There's two main women that are trying to, you can kind of see that they like the attention, but I wonder if they can. They were both on Dr. Phil trying to defend Mother God, and they do not do a very good job at defending. They're just kind of like, you don't understand what you're talking about, Dr. Phil. It's the same shit. Catch me outside. And there's Father God, too.

Father God is also around, but I don't like him. No, he's fucking all, because you can see him screaming at people as punishment. He's the type of guy that can get very violent and very fast. Well, he also took the Father God thing on very seriously. Is it good that she's dead? Yeah, absolutely. Because this called, yeah, you're right. I think it was going to be violent.

It seemed like it was going to get crazy. I think it could have gotten violent, but you know what's weird? Strangely enough, same thing with Rock, Terrio, is that the substance abuse actually like fucked with her ability to be a bankable cult leader. You know what's weird to say? Because she was getting so loose with the booze, she also was allowing the whole thing to kind of fall out of control and kind of do all this kind of shit, where I think that either way it was going to end like this, to be honest.

I think she was going to die of alcohol poisoning slash colloidal silver poisoning at some point really soon. But if she had not, she would have to have gotten sober in order to reestablish her true control over the group. And of course, that's a fate worse than death, isn't it? Yeah, they'll haul that clarity. And we got to watch out too, because you know, this fucking cult, like, it probably will die with her, but it might not.

It might not. It might not. After that, because they're not really charged with anything that serious. No one's going to jail for a long time. So they could pick this shit right back up where they left off. Also, a reminder to our listeners, if you join a cult ironically or you get interested in something ironically, it is actually that's how they get you. Yes, so they get you.

I mean, honest, that as we've seen, many jokes have gotten out of hand. Yeah. So be very careful who you trust and who you listen to. And if at any point you have to get up and move and go worship somebody who's a raging alcoholic and makes you live stream 12 hours a day, just be like, I'm out of here. Just stream on your own. You can also just do that. All right.

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