Last Podcast On The Left - Relaxed Fit: The 2nd Decennial Last Podcast On the Left March Madness of Murder

Episode Date: April 3, 2021

Monsters both real and imagined are pitted against each other in this grand tourney of twisted souls. But it's anyone's guess who will be crowned the winner. Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left That's when the cannon blows them started I got my radio boys on we're good to go here. Hey, how you doing this? Are you doing good this morning? Yeah, it sounds like you woke up on the right side of the bed am I good? Am I correct ladies and gentlemen? I tell you what you just got to be thankful that you wake up at all these days Sometimes the darkness just gets closer and closer to the center of me You know sometimes I'm more shadow than man You want to start the show like that?

Sometimes I wonder will I come to a natural end? Or will I finally get to free agency to choose the end of myself man? I love this new 95.5 DJ. He really sells the rock Work is hard. What's up, everyone? How you doing? Welcome to the last podcast on the left I am Ben hanging out with Henry and of course hanging out with Marcus today's episode It is nothing but goofy fun times a little bit of sugar in this sour sour world of ours It's a wax fit. Oh big back. It's big old wide-cut jeans Big old wide-cut old Navy stretch jeans

I was a size 38 until finally I caved and now I'm a size 40 and honestly it feels really good because my pants fit Nice lying to you. No, they just keep moving the weight size. They'll say whatever it was They were I was just buying glorified sweatpants at some point and now I'm back on to jeans So the weight loss is going well, but today's episode. We are this is gonna be so fun We haven't done this episode in 10 years, which is referred to as something Marcus Decennial this so this is our decennial Decennial decennial March Madness of serial killer slash Crazy fake characters that we love. They're going head-to-head in a March Madness style tournament

My friend, this is the second decennial last podcast on the left March Madness of murder live from the last podcast propaganda and education center in This is technically our 10-year celebration even though there's been no like post about it There's no presence. It's almost as if it just went into the shadows of the night No one seems to care, but we care because we've been doing it for a decade and we are Excited to do something just silly as fuck So we wanted to kind of update what we did 10 years ago because now we know a little bit more About serial killers. We've watched a lot more horror movies since true. It's a lot more Fucking lives. I feel like we have a little bit more know-how

But I feel like maybe and I'm just gonna this is about total transparency is that this is gonna be obviously We're gonna talk about like you're gonna try to hold my opinions up to a highest theme in this episode The last five days I Didn't realize I've been washing my dishes with laundry detergent Instead of dishwashing pots and so all of my dishes have tasted bad my wall all my drinks have tasted bad Right soap and I didn't know why I thought it was just I got bad dish washing liquid, but honestly I've been washing it I didn't I'm I'm stupid. I've been poisoning myself in my game You've been poisoning yourself and your family which again, I do want to say guys 10 years

Thank you so much for being with me and thank you Triangle of trust and any advice out there the only advice that I have ever given anybody is Surround yourself with people you can trust and surround yourself with people That have your greater outcome in mind Because that's what you want. You don't want negative people you want people you can trust and that's why we're here 10 years later Talking about things that we've loved to talk about forever. Yeah, and then 10 years later. You grow into enemies I think we're gonna have the Huey Lewis in the news. That's We're neighbors right now, it's great

All right Marcus, let's kick this thing off Well the tagline for last podcast on the left has always been the horrors of the world both Imagined and real so what we're gonna do is we're gonna get eight killers from the real world and eight killers from the imaginary world Okay, the eight from the real world are Carl Pansram. Yeah. Yeah, Catherine Knight. Oh Belle Gunness Big guns Richard Chase. Oh squirrely spaghetti man. Oh Oh, Jay Simpson

Harold Chipman and Jane to Pan they're gonna have to actually do a mini battle before we actually get into their battle makes a lot of sense Both nurses who killed Casey Anthony great. Okay. I'm gonna say Casey Anthony That's gonna be the dark horse of this whole thing. You think he doesn't have a lot going on But she's gonna be the dark horse. I'm telling you know, I agree. I'll fucking cut a bitch, especially if it's under five Absolutely, and number eight is Albert fish low energy Strong I always put of this group. I would put him in the Jeb Bush category Yeah, well, he's all about the fundamentals. Hmm. Not too exciting to watch but he gets the job done

Under the imaginary banner we have the leprechaun Yeah, bro, technically the leprechaun has never killed anyone who doesn't deserve it. Give him his gold back You took his gold. Yeah, and that's right. See you that's racist to take an Irishman's gold could be You know what I want to say is interesting And I don't know what this says but you know the two of you were the ones that chose these Contestants and the leprechaun was the only one that both of you chose Indeed, maybe that is relate to someone when someone steals our money. We've also got Victor Crowley from hatchet fame Pumpkin head. Yeah, my boy. The gremlins. I can't do team. Okay. Hold on a second. This is the gremlins

Yes, this is the gremlins as a group But we do have to make a decision Are we talking about the group of gremlins from gremlins one or the group of gremlins from gremlins two? Because the group of gremlins from gremlins two they got the bad gremlins. They got the brain gremlins There's a lot of gremlins that are gonna give them advantage. This is Mike. This is alright I submitted the gremlins what I believe is that we're talking about five gremlins. Okay, right? So this is five gremlins Um tech we could do you depended me you you tell me is it too much of an advantage to give them Electro gremlin spider gremlin lady gremlin

Goofy gremlin. You remember the silly guy gremlin. Yeah, flash your gremlin What about the one who just flashed and showed his gremlins? That's gremlin one Okay, he has to be he has to be there because he was the only one that was in both movies. I guess Yeah, so do we want to do gremlins to gremlins or do we want to do gremlins one gremlin because they are more uniform and gremlins one I think it's more uniform. I think we need to go with gremlins one because if you put the electric if you put the electric gremlin in there It's over. I mean that yeah, we're all fucked. We're all dead fantastic. Yeah, you've also this one this next one This is one of Ben's picks. It's Hellfire and brimstone

Okay But came is still a real man. Yes, but no Glenn Jacobs This is the brother of the undertaker who is from hell who helped undertaker kill his family who survived the fire No, actually undertaker tried to kill him in a fire, but he survived so he is truly from hell Okay, speaking of from hell Pinhead. Oh, that's kind of ooh Centabytes are very strong. We're gonna get to the ground rules here in a second of which pinhead is definitely gonna be a part of the ground Rules. You've also got the shark from Jaws

Excited about this because how does the shark get to land? There's a lot of different elements here It needs a car a shark car and finally Candyman, okay So by the way, I have heard good things about the new Candyman movie. So fingers crossed. Hopefully it holds up I'm only seeing in the theater from now on. I'm holding out. No new movies at home Everything's gonna be seen in the theater as soon as I physically can get into it. Fuck my couch Fucking couch. I'm sure you had a lot of sex with your couch over this past year. Indeed. Yes So we pretty much have two ground rules to consider here the ground rules are do we allow supernatural powers and

Do we allow weapons? No supernatural powers. No powers This is hand-to-hand or is it actually one-on-one basketball? Okay, so Marcus you're gonna have to make this decision and I'm assuming that Marcus you will decide who wins and Henry and I will Argue over the the fights, right? I will also have my input But but mostly yes, it will be me who comes down to the decision comes the decision You're that you're the judge. You are the Dan Acura. You have a penis for a nose. This is gonna be nothing but drop I would say I believe that special powers should be able to be used because they are used in the films And it is up to the opponent to find a way to find a bit of a way into the armor from their opponent

So I believe that supernatural power should be used I believe that the they are powers of being that if there are powers that are allowed to be used I think though technically the arena should take place on the planet earth You cannot transport someone to a new place So wherever your powers are that has to be whatever works in a room Separate from their source of power like they can't just you can't go into a Cenobites world If the fight's got to happen here, I got you it's gonna happen at our performance center But I say also no help so pinhead is pinhead no more said no Cenobites to help him out

You know unless it is of course a team effort in which case, you know the gremlins that five gremlins is what we're dealing with there But if I have gremlins they each one only pretty much has the strength of each one probably has the strength of Mookie Thompson the comedian our friend Mookie Thompson support everything he does. All right, those are the ground rules So we are allowing supernatural abilities not allowed to teleport different lands And for the most part it is going to be mono in mono, but what about weapons? I mean, are we gonna give fish a knife? What do you mean? No weapons. No weapons. So Candyman's not gonna have a hook. He's got to have a hook Otherwise, he's just nubbin it. We have to have weapons guys. Why are you trying to limit the fun?

We need weapons. However that being said, how about this only weapons that can be handheld You can't call in a tank. I think you can't call in a tank But also it has to fit the person that does it like Richard Chase. His one weapon should be a blender That's it. Okay. That's perfect. Yes. It has to be well within the realms of possibility for that character Like yeah, I'm not giving a chain saw to pinhead, but many sets. That's Leatherface's weapon. No, he's got hooks He's got hooks. It has to be a character specific weapon Okay, so those are the ground rules supernatural within its bounds within the earth realm and Weapons that are specific to that murderer. All right

So how we're gonna do this is we're gonna do at least in the beginning in the in the first round We're gonna do one real person versus one imaginary person and how we're gonna decide that is I have two cups here Two coffee cups. I got a lot of guys on the left mug and our midtown scholar mug That's a little like a rip off like it's the last podcast of the left mug. Did you just buy something from Zazzle? No, someone said this to us in the mail like many many many years ago. I just Whatever sense. Yes. Yes. That was it. Yeah, this is when people made merch for us And of course our midtown scholar mug. Thank you to all our friends at Midtown Scholar who have provided us with so many books over the years Yes, indeed. Thank you very much. So let's start this motherfucker off with round one

So our first matchup is gonna be Albert Fish Versus Pinhead All right, Henry you you will begin Albert Fish arrives into the arena first of all he shows up the pinhead However, he will appear Albert Fish is Immediately pulling a rose stem out of his dick to start just to show how little he gives Fuck

About the he doesn't care about the hooks because Cenobites come at him with the hooks pinhead comes up with the hooks stabs in his body Albert Fish is coming in his pants So as he is coming every single time the Cenobite is torturing when pinhead is torturing him He's coming is coming is coming right? Eventually the pinhead he gets frustrated right because oh, I need to tear the flesh asunder from this don't assume what my my I don't know but I say Albert Fish on in pinheads frustration gets pinhead to commit suicide Well as someone who is defending pinhead pinned and of course the knower of all things the man who is the epitome of evil

He understands that if he uses his hooks on Albert Fish Albert Fish is just gonna come So in this scenario pinhead sits down with Albert Fish and they talk about sports and surely Albert Fish gets so upset that he's not getting pleasure through any of pinheads unbelievable hooks He shoots himself in the head because pinhead uses self-restraint and Knowledge to know the one thing that would kill Albert Fish is to not feel any pain at all But can't Albert Fish start to take the boredom from talking about sports and transmute that into sexual pain and Eventually watching the football and watching them and crash into each other and he just thinks oh how I wish I was that football

Like that's all in each he puts himself in the world. I think Albert Fish can come up on anything. I also believe that pinhead Let's not forget. He's just a British soldier. So perhaps pinhead. Maybe no, let's just keep pinhead is pinhead But because he's a British soldier, what do they know how to do? They know how to play fun games So let's see Albert Fish approaches him and says let's play that game where you Insert a series of things into my rectum in my p-hole and pinhead says sure let's do that But what does pinhead put in there a little grenade and then what does he do pulls the pin? He's entering illegal weapons Okay, so what we're talking about here is we are talking a we're talking a concept of nature here

We're what we're talking about is like two men whose nature is absolutely perfect for each other I think pinheads nature does not let him Give Albert Fish anything but pain Oh takes it and the other thing about your other argument bed is that you say the Albert Fish takes out a gun and shoots himself Albert Fish never used guns. So therefore a gun is not gonna come into play. Therefore Albert Fish takes it Well, all right. I got to remember the parameters. I did make a couple of fouls on that a few times Because also imagine the actor playing pinhead and Alfred fish just like slap-fighting each other

They're the same bodies. They are the same person Yeah, when you take the costume off a pinhead, he does look he's very British looking I love pinhead when he's just that little British man and like you're gonna grow up to be a powerful demon one day Don't worry about it. All right. So Albert Fish wins the first match Fight to we have Casey Anthony First oh, man, who's it gonna be? Hellfire and brimstone

Because undertaker burnt down his family Mortuary when he was just a kid. Oh my god, these matchups are crazy and then you're going first here Yeah, you're you're in first. That's gotta be Okay, yeah, you are so big Number one Casey Kane is very big because Kane is straight up from hell He is traumatized and what does that trauma do for him when he hears that you murdered your daughter He's gonna get triggered and he's gonna be so full of rage that you did that to him He's going to raise his hands up and collapse them down towards the Satan towards hell itself

plumes of smoke flames flames like Madeline Khan from the movie Clue shoot up Casey Anthony is distracted because of course. She's used to DJs. What do DJs like pyro? So she's looking over at the pyro King grabs her by the neck and says this is for your daughter Chokes slams her to hell picks her up tombstones are one two three which in the wrestling world is the equivalent of death All right, Henry. What do you got? What do you got? Casey Anthony? First of all reads this guy fucking up from a mile away Knows for a fact. Oh, he's one of these guys that has like a fucking. I was a baby problem I have baby problems. Yes, her weapon is her is Kaylee. That's her weapon

She goes no, no, no, no, she's singing a Kaylee at the very top Kane is bewildered See what is even happening here? Um, I do have to maybe concede that power that Kane has is probably bigger than Casey Anthony Because I don't know what Casey Anthony does besides just psychological torment But she shows him trying to get him distracted trying to get in and while he begins to weep his big giant man tears She comes around she doesn't he doesn't know she has googled how to suffer gay a huge man And but she did it on fire fox so he didn't see it with the saran wrap and wraps around his head while he's distracted I don't think weapons there might be two weapons. Uh, well, I don't know. That's a thing

I think I think any of like if you have an arsenal of weapons Yeah, that arsenal is gonna be available Kane is from hell I am telling you he's gonna defend Kaylee's honor and he's going to kill Casey Anthony because he too was traumatized as a Child, let me ask you this though, Ben when you said that Kane sent Casey Anthony to hell and opened up hell Isn't that breaking one of the ground rules? Oh my god No, that was metaphorically that was metaphorical oh now I see oh, he's a poet now That was she no she is just in the force unfortunately been I do have to disqualify Kane for bread for bringing the hell He brings it out about it's out of bounds. He's

Casey Anthony is going to the second round and she's gonna be facing Albert fish later. They're even fucking think you know me I See there's a I see there's a judge bias here. Oh, it's not a judge bias I'm just saying there's rules that got to be followed. Are we not excited about the Casey Anthony Albert fish matchup though I think we are we'll see what happens All right next up we have Catherine night yeah scared versus I gotta get this one pumpkin head Oh

Pumpkin head destroys Catherine night by making Catherine night look into her own soul and realize what a horrible mother is pumpkin head She is a pumpkin head has zero issues destroying Catherine night Also, she is mildly sexually attracted to him because he's one of those big burly guys. He gets Big fuckers Easy thinking now take out Kate. You know time more ginger pussy Pumpkin head has sex with her and he explodes her off of his off of his penis with his own semen Exploding through her head there for killing Catherine night because of her sexual desires I can't debate it

When it comes down to it Catherine night shows up. She's made a full dinner for pumpkin head She thinks it's the only man that can take her the only man that could possibly understand her At the same time though my one question is pumpkin head only works when he has Revenge the other spell of revenge needs to be placed upon Catherine night So maybe we can tie it in that somebody like like a cat Casey Anthony or something knew beforehand What was happening in the competition and she set it up and created the vengeance She did the vengeance spell against Catherine night on her own knowing that Catherine night if they ever met up would fucking stab Casey Anthony to death

Well, it is possible that Catherine night versus any other other opponent might win But in this case as I make the case for pumpkin head I think he's got the emotional battle one I think he's got the physical battle one and when it comes to pumpkin head He can muster up revenge fairly easily an account that he's a disformed person who much like Jason Voorhees was Tormented in many ways by the general public Yeah, I think pumpkin head takes this one pretty easy Yeah, you can't can't argue with that one there great. All right, so for the final matchup in the East Conference

we have Bill Gunness Versus Victor Crowley from hatchet This is a bruiser fight here. This is a long fight Wow, okay. Oh, I've got to say you look adjusted like a one of me husband's He's got two axes, right because if we're gonna do this, this is a full-on axe fight. Yes, it is Audiences on it's fucking feet dude. Everybody is watching this. They've been waiting for this Bill Gunness Fuck it. The 300 pounds of Swedish fury coming for

Victor Crowley Victor Crowley obviously very strong I do wonder who would tire the other person out first one has powered by the Revenge in the power of the supernatural, but Bill Gunness wants that money and she's already she's still alive And Bill Gunness does know how many endorsement deals she's gonna get if she wins this tournament. Oh, I could see the Bill Gunness cow milk and loafer from Nike They're a performance loafer For someone with as swollen of a foot that Bill Gunness has well

Don't give her a shoe deal just yet because Victor Crowley has something to say about it number one I you say I will give Victor. I will give Victor Crowley one axe He does come however with his own kiddie pool because he's used to the swamp life. Is that acceptable made Victor have a kiddie pool? Yes, acceptable guy. I submit. Yeah, I submit to the swamp. Yes The swamp is if if if Jaws can have water then he can have a swamp He's around himself in a kiddie pool by a swamp. Bill Gunness. There's no possible way that she can swim There's nothing that she can possibly do when confronted with the water Therefore yes, she attacks yes, she attacks hatchet

But as we've seen with the Victor Crowley rather but as we've seen with the hatchet series He can take an axe to the head. He can take an axe to the back You damn near have to behead the guy Bill Gunness short stout like the mayor from Nightmare before Christmas She's not even gonna be able to reach it up there at some point. She's gonna get tuckered out She's gonna start thinking about you know beef stew He's gonna take her and drown her and Victor Crowley continues his reign of the swamps But this is where I still believe because Bill Gunness is smaller than Victor Crowley much like my plan to eventually kill Kissel if it ever comes down to it You poison the man through his feet

You have to get down where he can't see you and he's grabbing at you and he can't find you Bell Gunness does the standard you ever seen the Swedish roll. She boo. She can roll like a sonic hedgehog She has his ability to roll. I believe I would give her that I would say that she rolls around and is able to attack Victor Crowley If I if I may make a correction though Bell Gunness was six feet tall Like this is a bruiser battle hatching Victor Crowley from hatching he is about six foot seven That's a big difference that is a big difference and even if she did try to stab Victor in the toes He's just an old redneck monster. He's got steel toe boots on he's dressed

He's ready for a fight and what I just there is Crowley wins Drowning Bell Gunness. However, I will concede well doing it. He is crying Man I gotta say he makes the case Victor takes it Yeah, I mean honestly, what are you gonna do you have to come up? I mean she it just it all comes down to speed and it comes down to endurance And I just don't think that Gunness has it Victor Crowley was in three different movies three movies And what he has is that ability that he dies and then comes back like I could definitely see Bell Gunness Killing him first out thinking that she's got it going on a victory lap

Shooting out the t-shirt cannon saying like I'm for Bell and then when it turns her back around He's back up the audience isn't letting her know It's like it rustling with a person like celebrates before that they should be celebrating that all of a sudden Victor Crowley's got a hatchet right up her pussy. Wow That's a that's a great concession speech Henry great He does have a really good move where he does stick his hand all the way up the woman's vagina out the mouth You remember that scene? I Love the whole hatchet series fantastic. So with our elite eight in the east

We got Casey Anthony versus Albert fish and pumpkin head versus Victor Crowley Casey and Albert fish the worst lunch date You've ever seen what would they possibly talk about? I think they have one thing in common All right, well, let's move over to the west and see what happens over there So now this time Ben you are gonna be defend defending the real Henry. You're gonna be defending the imaginary Okay, good. All right, so for the real we have Richard Chase Versus the shark from Jaws So now technically these are our opposite picks right like I picked Richard Chase kiss I'll pick the shark from Jaws

To kiss I was trying to say before the show that the shark from Jaws is traveling in a tank of water So someone has to get into the tank of water with a shark and fight a shark Has no Jaws doesn't even know its name is Jaws Giant shark that kind of knows it has a bad reputation. It's already Uh Richard Dreyfus. No, it didn't eat Richard Dreyfus. The other a quaint Quaint black like a doll's eyes like a doll's hey So we already got him so it's youth to the taste of blood You'd love somebody's skinny if you could see all of his victims and the rest of the film

It's all like anybody that's squirming and screaming Especially somebody who's screaming because I think that really when it comes down to it's more just how Revved up and blood crazy will Jaws become because and the sharks we know are driven mad by the sense of blood So anything that is anything remotely got sent in with blood will drive a truck It was a shark crazy and who's not more covered in blood than Richard Chase Okay, Chase is slathered with blood and if he gets into that Pool being like oh, what a nice puppy like he's so excited to meet this dog. He thinks it's a dog He's seeing a dog the climbs in they're going like oh big bets for the puppy because Richard Chase doesn't understand that

This is even a fight Understand that's a fight Richard Jaws his eyes have rolled back into the blood orgy that a shark goes into Richard Chase doesn't stand a chance Richard Chase is a man who loves what wombs? What has a bigger womb than a shark? Richard Chase wants to be fully enveloped inside of another being he is almost biblical He's almost like Jonah in the whale therefore Richard Chase because he loves blood so much finds a way Can we give him a knife? Yes He finds a way to slit the side of Jaws not the mouth of just enough for him to scurry in there Start to really start consuming the inside of Jaws kicking out some of the extra mint kicking out some of the nonsense

Next thing you know, he is in the womb of Jaws. He is now with the baby. He is comfortable He sleeps peacefully and Jaws slowly dies as a human takes over his body But this is only if Richard Chase who is so muddled in his psychological terror his unmedicated Absolutely unbridled schizophrenia. He does not remember that in order to subdue a shark You need to punch it into the nose Which is the only way he would be able to even get to the belly of the shark is if he knew if he had some sort of Cognizance of how do I stop his blood frenzy his blood twist Richard Chase doesn't see it as a shark He doesn't see the he doesn't see it as a person. He just sees it as as an entity filled with blood

All he sees is a sack of what he wants. I don't even think he registers is I don't think he registers He might be in over his head here because it is a live shark He's too crazy and as we have seen time and time again the power of insanity can never be understated That's right And I think Ben makes the case here. Yes. Wow. I think that Ben makes the case that Richard Chase truly is I mean, he's in the zone. He is absolutely in the zone. He finds a way inside He finds his way inside and here's what I'm gonna go ahead and say

Is that he's in the west there's all kinds of magic over in the west leprechauns there Richard Chase comes out of the fight with shark powers Okay Moving forward with an addition This is actually upset Is that what do you want to say? What are sharks powers that it can't sleep? He can't sleep if he stops he dies Yeah, he can't sleep he has to constantly be moving

Yeah, so that that means that Richard Chase is now back in the green room running around in a circle making sure that he doesn't die And and more teeth seven rows of teeth for chase. Okay Now he's got mouth power now. He's got mouth powers But he also has to constantly keep running. He can't stop moving So it's it's a good thing and a bad thing. It's a strength and a weakness So chase so so chase goes to the next round with shark powers Can we just give one shout out to the endangered great white shark and how now there's one last this one less of them now Because of this because of this cruel game

We all decided to play Absolutely because sharks need to eat I talk about this family all the time She watches the nature videos and she gets upset when the when the predator eats the very quote-unquote innocent prey But guess what they got to eat and the innocent prey just killed a creature that it had to eat and so on and so forth Until it gets to the mosquito, which is truly just a pest Next round next fight we have Oh now this is the number one seed right here. This is the guy. This is the man to beat carl pansram. That's my boy

That's my fucking boy. You want to claim him? All right. Yeah And that's carl pansram versus Candy man Wow This is I want to watch this fight I want to watch this fight because I also imagine carl pansram with a big hook But I think in this case so who's fighting for who?

I'm fighting for pansram. You're fighting for candy man. Now. I would say about candy man. First of all candy man He's filled with rage. Yeah, he's filled with rage people don't understand his plight. He suffered Absolutely much like carl pansram in his way Right because both of them actually come came from a world of pain They didn't really understand kind of their circumstances growing up and transmuted into wanting to commit Acts that would cause nothing but pain But the one thing that candy man has that carl pansram does not have Is

thousands of bees candy man When it comes down to it, you can be as strong as you want You can be as strong as physically as you want. You could be there. They're they're going back forth. They're trading blows back and forth Obviously pansram guy months say they have the same reach Probably similar although with the same eye candy man gives him a bit of a snike and snicking back and forth fighting fighting fighting Comes down to it. Kenny man releases the bees. There's only so much carl pansram's big powerful mits Can stop the bees and he's just unsculced

By them and taken over by them eventually Well, I think that's a fantastic point henry if carl pansram ever got to the point where candy man could even release the bees What do we know about candy man? He's a romantic. What do we know about carl pansram? He is the opposite Let's say carl pansram looks at candy man and says this is going to be one of my what do they call them? What was his hobo lovers? Yeggs. This is gonna be another one of my And candy man because let's be honest It's 2021 and candy man is fluid because all he does is love. That's all he wanted to do

He's actually fluid carl pansram says candy man candy man candy man candy man candy man candy man comes And he's so taken back ejaculates. You mean no, I mean arrives arrives Candy man arrives and is so taken back at the sheer physical beauty of carl pansram The yes indeed he may ejaculate at that point and at that point carl pansram bends him over Penetrates his candy anus and continues to ride and ride and ride until candy man Literally says he would rather die. This is where I got you. I don't think candy man's a bottom Yeah, that's possible. He was tough. Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's a tough one, but I also oh man

That's carl pansram may have just drawn a bad seat to start with I think so because I think he did because he can't He can't overcome the bees. He just can't there's nothing you can do. What would he possibly do? Oh Thousands of bees trying to swat the bees. They're too busy fucking and sucking each other to fight the bees It's like a team with no endurance going against another team that's doing full court press from the first fucking half Oh, man Wow, it's not my decision to make I can't believe it because honestly I thought carl pansram was gonna end up going all the way

But it really shows you when it comes down to it's down to the it's down to where you drew It's it's out on this first round because if you get look at carl case the anthony We all counted can't see anthony out, but she made to the second round actually fairly easily. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah All right. Also, carl pansram is bald. It probably Triggers candy man reminds him of everything that happened to him while the horse. Yeah Yeah, all right, and this is what it is. Hmm. Sorry for the pansrammers out there, but People are upset next fight we have uh, we have a mini fight before we get to the actual fight Harold shipman versus jane to pan who's winning in that in this wild card

Now they both have they both have needles right full of poison Yes, because physically neither of these people could hurt a fly. No, they're both just a herald shipman It's literally the most boring serial killer to ever be. It's just he's just quiet and it's why we've never covered him We tried and then found that it was the most boring fucking story we've ever read in our lives because he's just this blank Person that killed people the most cowardly easy way of doing it and he was just this fight, you know I mean, it's all cowardly, but he just did it all for either money or whatever and then who's the other person Jane toppen she has she killed 31, but only confirmed 12 and I am going for jane toppen aka jolly jane

I could see them. I think that this should come down to a physical fight Yeah, I think they should have come down to a wrestling match And if it does come down to that then jane toppen takes him easily our herald shipman's the most tired weak boned Like he can't do this. He can't fight. He's not a doctor I'm taking a look at some of the murders here from jane toppen. Yes, the average age seems to be 73 However, she did kill somebody at the age of who was 48 years old Um sarah meyer conners. I and she killed a lot of men. Yes, they were better written But that is not easy to do

I think that herald shipman is also so lonely even the sight of a woman who is speaking to him or addressing him in any way We'll just get all scatterbrained as he's attempting to figure out what he feels in his loins Jane toppen just like they did in freddy versus jason double spike to the neck injects him with the poison and uh shipman is sleeping Like he's always wanted to be sleeping before I just want herald shipman to be gone I know like how what an insult to be like yeah, bro. You killed 240 people this story is dull Like how does he have to be? Yeah

And so we have jane toppen going against The leprechaun. Oh, I'm not even gonna argue for jane leprechaun Leprechaun That is an easy fight dude war. David's going 110% dude Okay, but the question is would jane toppen being she's a humble person died in her 80s Everyone liked her apparently while she was alive until they found out about all the murders Would she steal leprechauns gold coin? I say she's fine. She has a job She doesn't need the leprechauns gold coin if she does not steal the gold coin

What's the motivation for the leprechaun? This is all predicated upon the idea that she doesn't need that money I think leprechaun has already been dicked by the last podcast network Uh propaganda and education censor knowing for a fact that I think that what it comes down The reason why he's fighting to begin with is because we have his gold We're basically saying we're all that he's gonna win So Lucas is that sanctioned the gold is something that if he wins the tournament he gets Yeah

We have his gold because he would be here if not. We have his gold. So he's coming for us So jane, I'm sorry jane just actually committed suicide. She again. I feel like a lot of my matches end with the person just ended That's what happened here All right, so leprechaun advances. All right. Yes My boy and in the final matchup in the west we have the there's only one man left OJ simpson. Oh, wow, okay And it is so it don't like I just like the footage of me defending oj, please And oj we have him fighting

The gremlins, okay Oh my god. All right. Well, I already This is where honestly when it comes down to this is where we get into the sticking point where if this was gremlins to gremlins OJ would have a fighting chance because one of them would be wearing a blonde wig And he would go for them immediately Well, we know for a fact that the because the gremlins famously just like oj hate waiters So it really just comes down to where are where is there a waiter near them? I don't know because oj simpson regularly help, you know, mr. Electric

How many times he busted through how many different massive massive offensive lines? He has fought through some of the hardest funds. There was terence mcgonthor The he was the linebacker from the toronto bj's there was um, you remember the toronto blowjobs How many he had to fight for that ball All every sunday and so now I feel like I wonder if oj simpson fighting the gremlins I wonder if you would not be able to take that same intensity And from the grid iron and bring it to the field. You're supposed to be pro gremlin. Am I pro gremlin? You're pro gremlin. Yeah, and but we also but before you go into that

We have to make a decision which oj are we going with here? Are we going nfl oj murders oj or twitter oj? We're going trial oj. Yeah trial twitter. Oh, I think twitter oj is actually car car chase oj That's when he was at his most powerful car chase All right. So this is what I say oj simpson. Yes, he killed ron goldman and cold brown horrible two people he killed I think he could have easily killed six more people because of it because of his athletic prowess Because of his unbelievable Unbridled rage and he has the head the size of a satellite oj simpson being a pro athlete given enough time with a knife Which i'm assuming we're going to give him. I think he's slowly

Not even slowly I think he is more athletic than the gremlins and is able to decapitate every single one of them within 10 minutes time But also the gremlins do nothing but mischief and have nothing but plans So when it comes down to it is that is there not a sheer psychological edge that the gremlins would have because they have a plan Well, you don't think that a football player has a plan. He has an offensive plan to go kill all five gremlins They have one of the gremlins actually this is pre gremlins too But they actually they know that they could do this one of the gremlins Where is a blonde wig and a dress another one of the gremlins that's a waiter out there?

Yes, so he chases at them not knowing that they have dug a hole and have put A form of covering on the hole that is that's different because that's taken us out of the arena If hell is is taking us out of the arena. So it's taking it down It's fine because it's him falling in a ditch Hell is a different dimension a hole in the arena is a lot because it's still in the arena It's a hole in the arena Well, then oj would just jump right out of it Have you seen him avoid tacklers when he was with usc or when he was with the buffalo bills five people five gremlins?

That is nothing for oj simpson. He's a pro athlete But what's in the hole? gunk Nothing but nothing but gunk well motor oil you got motor oil and soup and it's filled to the very top of it oj falls into it He struggles because I mean, I don't know. I've never seen oj swim All right. Well, this is what you have seen him swim and make a gun. He does swim and make a gun Fuck he can't swim and then he's also in that frogman show using that frogman thing that was aborted

Yeah, he can take a lot of bullets. He can take a lot of pain. I say this as well oj simpson kills four the one gremlin left standing He frames him for the murders that gremlins arrested and gotten out of here. Yeah ben made the case oj simpson takes it Damn And that was and I thought the gremlins were a lock on that one I thought there was no way but oj was gonna take over the gremlins But that's real. It's a sheer stopping power. The gremlins does not actually meet somebody that Uh, you know, he faced the buffalo bills. Was he on them? He was on them. Yeah. Well, he was in the He had to see them in the locker room every day. Oh my

So in the west our elite eight is richard chase versus candy man And oj simpson versus the leprechaun But before we get to that we have to go back to the east and we have to discuss Casey anthony versus albert fish. All right, who gets what I'm gonna give ben albert fish and Henry is gonna take cacy anthony albert fish just had to be he's just been torn us under By the by pinhead, right? He's had he's had he's so he's so fucking Out of calm. He's been already he calmed for like 25 minutes. He's tired. He's old There's only so much that he can stand right there's only so much physically

That he can do I gotta get my spunk machine back working Like he comes down to he's tired. There has to be an end to his libido. Casey anthony young fresh if she's not hung over Because it really depends on what she's been like before but i'm gonna assume she has been preparing. She knows this I think when it comes down to it She will smother albert fish to death fairly easy once he does one of those sits in the ground But he sits in the chair just being like i'm just rusted my eyes which every grandpa has done But then they're deep asleep and she smothers him to death with the pillow Man, this is tough. I must say

We know they both hate children. So that is maybe a common ground Perhaps elbert fish begins the conversation. Hey, why are we fighting? We both hate kids. Let's sit down. Let's have a nice time What do we know? Casey anthony likes Old men look at the people that she's dated now. It's albert fish says. Oh, I've been in some legal trouble myself Yeah, they tried to get me for stabbing and eating this girl over there in new york a few years back What's going on with you butters her up trying to make it seem like he's sympathetic towards her Next thing you know as she gets warmer and warmer and cozier and cozier Maybe she sees him as the father she never had or did have but accused of rape and no longer has because she's horrible

Um elbert fish then says Puts his hand up his ass to find only the most toxic nail The yes, maybe he is out of cum, but he's not out of poop And indeed that nail is poisonous now gets her close as he says let me whisper something in your ear Punctures her even the smallest puncture next thing you know, she's dying of fecal bad bad problems Fecal bad problems. I've heard of those. I want you to this been like, oh, that's where he's fallen into her fucking trap But what weapons she is dating do you think that she is dating any old man for him to live?

No, she is dating an old man. That's the ultimate booby trap She is dating old men just to wait until they die of natural causes which she won't even get to She will try to kill them as fast as humanly. I only I push back judge the ultimate booby trap is indeed Elbert fish's asshole if you fell in that in vietnam You would die it is full of toxins. It's full of poisons Casey anthony she doesn't hate old men. She hates young girls I think grandpa is tired and confused kasey anthony takes it just because he's out of cum Out of cum out of cum you're fucking you're not in the runnings anymore. You got to be bristled filled with cum

In order to make it you remember this is second round. So there's a second round Yeah, you got to take into account how hard they worked in the game before Okay, elbert fish can see it's of course. Yeah, elbert fish is dead. So next up we have it's an imaginary round Ben you are gonna take crowley. Okay, henry. You're gonna take pumpkin head. This is gonna. This is fucked. Oh my god All right, this is this is a long ass fight. It's a long ass fight They fight for a long time because you know pumpkin head has his natural talents. He is a demon. So he is Powered by the by supernatural abilities. He's incredibly dangerous And the one thing that pumpkin has

Over victor crowley is the fact that while we may not have seen victor crowley's end yet Is that what we know about pumpkin head is that it is immortal until its vengeance has been achieved So when it comes down to it, this battle might last a week When it comes down to it We don't know unless pumpkin head is specifically has a revenge plot that he's been sent after victor crowley Specifically, which also means he would fight victor crowley until victor crowley was dead for Certain pumpkin head. We know is immortal until he figures out his he ends his contract much like tucker crawlsom Victor crowley, however again somebody who is a relatively sympathetic figure someone who was deformed and teased his entire life

Perhaps that sways pumpkin heads opinion of him a little bit. I don't see where pumpkin head gets the massive Pumpkin head's a mindless mindless demon pumpkin is not mindless pumpkin has he's he's got I wouldn't the last time you watch the films pumpkin head is mindless. He does not care. He has one He's a job. He's a job to do well bigger than what he thinks Well, then doesn't someone with a mind beat the one without so victor crowley outsmarting pumpkin head using his axe to get Pumpkin head just maybe drop his guard a little bit smashes pumpkin head in the face It's gonna take a lot of wax But as we've seen victor crowley can kill up to nine people who are just simply trying to go on a swamp to her

So yeah, but it's one but also pumpkin head He I don't think he loves fire They're right. I remember nothing to do with fire. I do Victor crowley lights him on fire Okay, you just you can say that he can light him on fire, but I would say they do fight each other. I just It's just strange. It's very very tough. This is a toss-up. So I'm just gonna have to go on style pumpkin head looks cooler Pumpkin head takes it. All right. That's how it is That's just life. That's life. Some people just fit the roll style over substance

So our uh, so the final in the east is gonna be pumpkin head versus kasey anthony All of this I want to see every one of this. All right. So now let's go back and find out what our final four is gonna be like In the west, uh, we're going canyman versus Richard chase with shark powers. All right. Who do we got? Who am I who am I batting for you're gonna take canyman? Okay, Henry you take Richard chase with shark powers. All right. Well number one the problem With this whole scenario is I don't think that Richard chase could stare in a mirror and say anything other than gibberish Um, so candy man might have a difficult time being summoned. Hey new friend new friend

Uh candy man looks at Richard chase and is just so unbelievably upset that he's even allowed to roam the streets Just so Unbelievably upset that he was tortured and killed by a town's folks simply because he loved a woman that was not It was not appreciated. His love was not appreciated that level of rage looking at Richard chase Him just with the privilege of a of a man who can do whatever and walk around the streets without anyone judging him Until he guts a woman and steals his baby her baby candy man looks at that so upset with his situation The bees aren't even needed candy man simply calls Richard chase close Richard chase starts licking his nub because he sees the blood

This is fun ice cream Yes, do you enjoy that child? Very happy you do as he licks the nub candy man raises his hand Hooks him in the back all the way through the neck just like a fish hangs them on the wall All forever to be Dead see I view this unfortunately Carl pansram

He was burdened with logic And burdened with the bitterness Right, that's kind of what Carl pansram to me. That says Achilles heel right is that he's he's bitter He thinks is all that's been put upon him. Of course Richard a Is unbothered unfettered by any of these human concerns. He's so bothered by every concern He's only bothered by how much blood he doesn't have and if his feet are backwards Which to be honest if they're not real problems. He doesn't have real problems

He is not even they're not even hollywood problems with Richard has he has narnia problems He has problems that don't exist So what we have is candy man unleashes the bees tries to get into his head Richard it's not even affected by bees. He's like Oh thousands of bunnies like he doesn't even know what a bee is if you showed him a bee he'd be like That's a fun car like he'd say he doesn't know what he's doing Candy man and am just simply but that could be chaotic nature of Richard's attack now with several rows of teeth

I'm not quite certain how he kills candy man But I do believe it won't be as easy as you think it is Richard chase wants to nest in a pile of blood candy man doesn't have blood. He has another bee word bees For his entire that's what runs in his veins are bees Where's the blood other than the nub which is used to trick Richard taste to get him in close and then claw his head Richard honestly might be very confused and then cut open himself look to see why don't I have bees? That is also true that's true and candy man takes it for that reason Oh, wow. Yeah, damn

Yeah, I guess he's got himself out of a victory. I know you know what you need to do You know his powers can be good for his powers can be used for multiple things But I think he's just too sporadic. You still have to be focused and candy man is very focused very focused All right, so this next one we got OJ Simpson versus the leprechaun I'm going to be nice on this and Henry you take the leprechaun. Thank you and Ben you take OJ Simpson. Okay leprechaun's been Vegas Where OJ lives so is yeah, exactly. So this is what I think

Said he knows We he's been following OJ for a long time because number one OJ loves to steal You don't think at some point when he was stealing back his own Heisman award that maybe there might have been one piece of leprechaun gold Somewhere inside of that box that he stole. I don't know when it comes down to it He's been he's been tracking OJ for a long time and I think he's got OJ's number He knows Vegas back and forth. He knows Fremont where they cheat Vegas He knows free the Fremont where OJ hangs out. He knows the art district where probably OJ doesn't go But he probably is a regular at one of his bars and has followed him and his nose OJ's move again

I think that this is classic tiny versus big tiny Overestimate you don't know because again. Yeah, OJ's got his fucking stop and power. He's filled with rage Uh, but I still think the leprechaun driven by his mad need for his own gold as he looks up in the amphitheater And he looks up to the la booth where we're at with our big cans on Doing our playway play as we're watching it all fight amongst us. He looks up I hold up a bag of gold coins. He knows it's his gold coins. He's driven He just knows he's got talk about focus because we said last time sometimes the focus to be the killer I think OJ once he's done killing that blonde gremlin

He shot a shot. He got the leprechaun here. I think leprechaun goes to town on OJ I think this is leprechaun all the way. I think that you're very confused about what uh, OJ Simpson's friends said leprechaun had of his you think that the leprechaun is upset when someone steals his gold coin Imagine how upset OJ is when someone steals his memorabilia. So we have OJ Simpson who believes the leprechaun has his memorabilia Who cares about the gold coin? He is so livid and he wants that signed rookie card back because then he can try to sell it because he's broke because he murdered those two people So OJ Simpson's blind jealous greedy rage Flipped the switch as we've all seen it's possible. He learned how to shank in prison. He looks a little little leprechaun guy

And I'm sorry. It's over with there's no way leprechaun survives Is the heisman not unlike the you the undertaker's urm Where if the leprechaun has control over his heisman could he not control OJ Simpson like is that like a source of his power? Which is why he so desperately needed it back I think if the heisman could control OJ Simpson, he wouldn't have murdered those two people Yeah, because I think the heisman would have been like that's bad for the brand And so I'm going to say blind rage OJ thinks the leprechaun has something to his

And he goes after him and once again, of course, it's OJ Simpson with the knife covered in blood and I think OJ Simpson Stomps the tiny man And goes on to the final four Whoa Why are you surprised I'm insulted. Yeah, I know this is actually I am very surprised Hey, hey, I'm just calling them like I see them. I'm just calling them like I'm seeing them

I'm being I'm trying to be fair here. I see it. I saw you have those two. I those two scales So in the final four we have Casey anthony versus pumpkin head and candy man versus OJ Simpson. Oh my god. Wow 90s represent So let's go. Let's go to let's go to the final in the east Casey anthony versus pumpkin head. Henry, you've been doing pretty good with Casey anthony so far I'm going to leave you with Casey. Okay, and then you're going to take pumpkin head I mean This is are we really going to have this debate because I think we really know with the final

What we really got to get to because when it comes down to it is that yeah, Casey anthony She's now been fighting she she she had something to fight for when she had to get albert fish, right? Because she was trying to get albert fishes money if she should get it. You got this pumpkin head in front of her Obviously, she's just been like, uh, yeah, you look like shit pumpkin You know that don't even get your fucking nails done pumpkin head. You look fucking ratchet as fuck Where are these fucking? Oh my god. You don't even use toner Why would okay? Well then number one now. You're just insulting pumpkin head. Do you have how was how is she gonna be pumpkin head? I'm gonna get my roommate nick to do

All right pumpkin head Why was pumpkin head even summoned because a father was mourning the son of his the loss of his son who got killed in a car accident Lance Anderson Exactly Casey anthony murdered her child. Do you have any idea how aggravating that is to pumpkin head? He hates it And he gets revenge on the behalf of parents for a long time that being said Casey anthony also being the perpetrator and the mother He has to think about the grandparents and that gives him

As well that gives him some rage so it works. He might not be as full of rage as he would be but pumpkin head sees what casey did And he says i'm gonna take my revenge and absolutely destroys her rips her limb from limb leaving her just a bloody stump with with um half of her face Henry you got anything to rebut that i don't i don't You know as much as i want to see a fucking casey anthony oj simpson final

It looks like i'm gonna Yeah, i know man just to have that last last true bit. That's just what i wanted but You can also do an executive order and say we're going with the best and making an ojah I don't know how she kills pumpkin head I mean i can't in good faith Argue this win. I can't do it. Yeah, unfortunately, and i can't and i can't in good faith You know, we were all wanting the reality show to happen, but pumpkin head Unfortunately has to take this one pumpkin rips her breast off the final

Yeah, your rips her breast off your rips her arms off. He absolutely mutilates her. That's what happens I mean, that's what happens when pumpkin head feels is if you did something so horrible He must take revenge for society as a whole and wouldn't be nice honestly His missionary would love to see it. It really would yeah, so the west final candy man versus oj simpson God, this is tough and i'm gonna say Ben you've been doing i'm gonna i left kc anthony with henry. I'm leaving you with oj. Henry you take candy man I mean candy man He wants this w

Yes, i think it really is when it comes down to this that he really wants this w and i think that candy man While oj has two victims candy man is countless In some of the worst neighborhoods in the world Right people who can fight shirt. He's killed people who could fight for themselves Kind of kind of but also anybody who calls his name you called him you called him Yeah, and i'm i think that because of just sheer experience with mayhem

Candy man can eke out a win against oj simpson. I think again you have a lot of abilities here It gets the bees. We don't know if oj simpson's allergic to bees Because i feel like that's one of those weird Achilles heel that oj might have he could be allergic to bees He could be straight up afraid of bees Well, i'm gonna break this out a little bit more in a social context when it comes to candy man As i said earlier he was in love with the white woman and that's why the town's folks killed her Look at oj simpson. There was a racial component obviously there as well I think chip on his shoulder candy man has looking at him

No because candy man looks at oj simpson as a role model and a hero because oj simpson did what candy man Always wanted to do get revenge on white people When he killed ron and killed nicole despite the fact that they are too innocent victims and oj simpson is wrong about everything But i am saying oj spits all of this nonsense. Look i've been treated bad. You've been treated bad This is why you got a hook for a hand. This is why they took all of my awards away from me candy man We're the same dude. He gets him in close and i've obviously with the knife once again Destroy his candy man stabs him in the neck now the bees I don't know oj is gonna have to rely on his speed

But if again if you've seen him at usc if you saw him with the bills I think you could outrun the bees circle back Take care of candy man and if anything candy man might not die, but he might just say oj. You're good with me I just feel like you'd be surprised how fast bees can go oj and candy man actually have kind of There is oj even if this is bronco oj. He's been retired for a couple of years He's not as fast as he was yes, but they all say his head is the size of a mac truck That was his only complaint about cuba goody and junior playing him was his head wasn't big enough

My understanding is candy man normal size had yes full of bees But more head to sting. Oh, that's also a point and I think that's a good point there because I did Google is oj. Simpson afraid of bees. I did not get anything back But I did not get anything to say that oj. Simpson loves bees If he loved bees if there was one thing that said this guy loves bees Yeah, if it was something like you know oj. Simpson is a secret beekeeper

He can talk to bees then maybe we'd have a different story here. He's not allowed to have bees candy man. No He can keep bees. He can keep bees. He's allowed to have bees. Yeah bees are not a deadly weapon Can oj. Simpson fly like he did in the Hertz commercial? actually That's breaking it out. oj. Simpson flew in the Hertz commercial marcus because if you can fly That is a no contest. Hertz commercial is not canon because if soon as you kill a woman in real life your commercial abilities don't count anymore Yeah, yeah, you can't fly anymore. Yeah, unfortunately that we are still going with oj in the real world

We're not talking about nordberg here. We're not talking about the frogman here We're talking about oj. Simpson and in this case candy man takes it wow I just All right. Well, whoo. We are at the finals. I did not see this finals coming, but I guess I really did works. I had money on pans ram I uh, I really did have money on pans ram, but when again, it comes down. I actually thought that comes under the bracket I thought the shark was win the win. I really thought the shark was gonna win myself

I thought gunnis was gonna make it much further But you know that you get a bad draw and that's the way it happens. So we have in the final It's pumpkin head versus candy man. Oh my god. It's nice because it's both of our picks It's a modern pumpkin head and he's candy man. All right. So ben you're gonna stick with candy man Henry, you're gonna stick with pumpkin head final arguments. Oh my god I'm going to refer to my same argument basically that I said before is that pumpkin head is literally literally

Immortal and cannot be killed until this revenge has been taken But that's what I mean when it comes down to it a fight is only over until one of them is dead So when it comes down to someone has to either Compassidate pumpkin head or figure out a way to you because the only way to get pumpkin is you gotta you gotta chain them back up But I don't think that candy man has what it takes to chain pumpkin head back up because pumpkin head He doesn't get tired He doesn't get tired. He doesn't again. He has no emotions. He's not weighed by anybody's concerns He does not care about his own past. He has no he has no he's no baggage

Candy man's got all this baggage and it comes down to it He sees one woman that looks like that person for what was her name from candy man? Yeah, absolutely. I don't know. Do you remember that actor? Of course the fantastic actress Yeah, Tony the actress virginia madsen virginia madsen. He sees one virginia madsen looking woman Candy man's gonna get all fucking distracted because he's gonna be like He reminds me of my whole love And I think pumpkin head will look like a phantom of the opera. He does All right, so he's too much. He's too romantic to fight that long

I think in the end he longs to go back To where his loved ones were in the in his after realm and then maybe pumpkin head could actually kill him Maybe he'd actually be welcomed back into a place where he could see his old Loved ones again. And so maybe in the end he gets tired enough to give it up and say, all right, I'll go Thank you pumpkin head for releasing me point counterpoint point counterpoint and multiple counterpoints after that You mentioned how pumpkin head is a omni bean demon Candy man's dead So he's also in hell

Also, what is one word that you would use as a Venn diagram of similarity between pumpkin head and candy man? That word is revenge Candy man is upset because he wanted to fall in love with a woman and the town did not allow it pumpkin head, however He's just he's really just a hired hand. He's not even super upset that this guy's family died Candy man is much more invested in actual revenge because he truly felt it He truly knows what it's like to be demonized. He truly knows what it's like to be criticized and killed by a community because of that Pumpkin head has no reason to hate him because candy man is more full of revenge and righteous in the nation than pumpkin head

So pumpkin head He's just like a hockey goon who has been fighting all season who gets called in to have one more fight and it's just like I'll do it. I'm big. I'm strong. I'll fight But his heart would not be in it because he would actually understand the plight of candy man Therefore candy man has more anger and rage than pumpkin head therefore candy man wins Because pumpkin head is also not full of bees candy man wants it more Candy man fucking takes it What the what's in a decade tournament candy man coming an upset victory?

Dare I say for the heartbroken candy man? Wow, I think this is just fantastic I am going to honestly people are screaming at their podcast right now People are mad people are upset I think there's gonna be a lot of people out there that agree with me that pumpkin head was I think these are done soft killing machine I think his lack of an emotion is would allow would allow him to carry through but i'm not gonna fight the judge Well, the judge the judge has made his decision

Well, the judge also the judge is also judging that me thinks that perhaps somebody put pumpkin head in as a ringer So he would always have an argument. So his guy would win It sounds like pumpkin head was a ringer I didn't figure it out until the very last round, but it sounds like pumpkin head was a bit of a ringer on Henry's part Well, what I came down to it is that I definitely ended my list with pumpkin head and I was just like Pumpkin head's gonna win the whole round. I figured out your ass. I know what your ass is all about I wasn't really gaining it. It was just more. I love pumpkin head and I want pumpkin head to win Well, thankfully for our purposes. There is no rhyme or reason to this entire thing

No, it is absolutely capricious and based on personal feelings that we have for each other. Yes, I love that. It's like the stock market Yeah, it really is. All right, so we'll do this in 10 more years when we're still staring at each other And maybe in 10 more years Casey Anthony and OJ Simpson can make it past the final four Into the finals and we can see what that matchup is like Just to see him on the couch together OJ and Casey 10 years from now. Oh man, you want to talk about a 4d chess match between those two How long is it gonna go on before one of them finally? Oh man, I could see OJ marrying her just to fucking get it done

Just neither of them ever admitting to either of their crimes just both agree and be like, oh, why are two innocents in this fight club? Well, wow. Well, thank you all so much for listening. Hope you're doing well out there And I hope you enjoyed this. We'll just call it goofball this little goofball episode and uh, yeah We're really excited. Our next series is going to be really really It's it's not so much intense. It's kind of almost like an action movie We got a couple action movie podcasts coming out, which I'm really really excited for Uh, and we Marcus and I have plans about a year's worth of shows Yeah, so we'll see how they hold and I think that you will be excited by some of these topics

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