Last Podcast On The Left - Relaxed Fit: The Trinity UFO Crash

Episode Date: January 28, 2023

It's UFO time and this week the boys are connecting the dots in the trickle of soft disclosure, digging into a piece of UFO history dubbed "Roswell before Roswell" with the 1945 crashing of an avocado shaped ship just 100 miles from the famous UFO capital of New Mexico, The Trinity UFO Crash.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left That's when the cannibalism started Man Disclosures soft and only getting softer Disclosure it does sort of feel like currently the UFO news We're gonna get into it. The UFO news kind of feels like you know when you're too drunk to have sex You're folding it in. Yeah, I'm sorry Sorry, baby. Yeah, I'm sorry. I ruined everything baby

I don't kind of feels like that. I know for a fact no one at this table has the ability to fold it in Because it is not hard. It is in Folding this thing anywhere. I'm including the balls So what is it I know it's like putting all the balls Dogs in the bathtub. What is balls in the vagina? I think it's called putting the Louis Anderson the been the kiddie pool Oh, thank you so much for listening a small reprieve after learning all about the trouble team in this trade Don't we have to learn about something that's real It's nice to do it's because it was a current issue

But this is also a current issue because we're watching the enveloping and the opening up the gaping Of the the eye hole into the goods of the UFO world. We're looking at the very colon Yeah, UFO information world rate. Did you see the most recent footage of the orb? There's a new arm. There's a new Jeremy Corbel Jeremy Corbel just put out another picture of a flash of a chunk What he it was some sort of another official video that he showed you he teased us with a slice He did indeed. It's like it looks like a metal orb. Okay. Yeah, it looks like Louis Anderson getting into a hot Today's topic the Trinity UFO crash and the slow

unfurling of UFO disclosure Now for the last few years students of the UFO phenomenon have been tantalized by the soft disclosure movement everywhere It's spearheaded by the United States government. It could definitely use more wet t-shirts. Yeah for some reason I don't want to see a ufologist Tantalize well think about it. You just say you're you got home from a long day of work right doing what you're get the uranium mines Every day all you do you got your pickaxe looking for that glow because you know that glow means if it's glowing It's showing in my wallet. That's your uranium fever A fever called cancer you think the people that mine for diamonds keep the diamonds

They don't just go back to work. They barter. That's what I would do I'd be like now I'm negotiating because I'm the one with the diamonds and then all of a sudden a guy shows up with a gun He's fucking shooting the back of the head. Right. It's unfair But you get home from a long day Uranium mine, right when you know that your ufologist house husband has been hard to work, right? That's how you follow just does not work. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's he's working. He's thinking Yeah, and he's at home And that's it but we decided to do surprise because he knew he had a long day, right?

So first thing he does is he sits you down in your favorite little uranium bloodline chair Because you have to sit in it because if not you can contaminate the entire house. That's a lot trick Yeah, then he comes out. He brings you a nice little glass of kianzi and you notice he's only wearing his suspender They're just hooked into the flap of apron flesh above his penis Oh, right because as you know as a ufologist you have four bellies because I have my top belly I have my belly that reaches like kind of underneath my belly like a shadow belly, right? It's a hidden belly kind of a vestigial belly Then I have my pubic mound that I consider a belly as well. Absolutely. You can store nuts in there

And there truly is a little then another little tiny little pouch just under that so and that's all the mystery that is me Yes, indeed. And so that's how a ufologist tantalizes. Is that one fold goes up? Oh, what's that pink kind of brown another fold goes up? Oh getting gray You never know what's underneath there and then he brings you a bunch of borscht because again, that's a no-cooking food Well, isn't that fantastic? All right the Trinity UFO crash. What's the thing is the students of the UFO phenomenon? They've been tantalized. Okay, the American public on the other hand couldn't give a fuck about soft disclosure And this is of course, I think it's due to all the shit that's gone down over the last six-some-odd years Oh, fuck you! What has happened?

What is going on? Have you seen this? Thank you for being here, Mr. Leno. Well put another way if the soft disclosure movement had begun in say 1996 Americans will be losing their fucking minds with excitement and wonder like it was the first 30 minutes of Independence Day Do you don't think that Bill Clinton wasn't in the fucking basement of the White House trying to figure out how he could put a Put your put a picture of a UFO in the news and not talk about himself in a cigar inside of that woman's vagina Well, think about it. He was desperate for disclosures. Cigar, umumma.

So was perhaps that foreshadowing maybe Monica Lewinsky's pussy as a black hole His cigar is umumma and when he inserted that said cigar a cuban into Monica It opened up the third world. I think boom. That's why we have this alien spacecraft with us today We should have got him on having the illegal cigar That's where the crime was. That's all they smoke is the Cubans before the embargo buckets of buckets of them They were sending buckets of them. Yeah, hypocrisy. That's the real crime Well, as it is the soft disclosure movement which is changing the study of the UFO phenomenon before our very eyes

Oh, yes, it gets buried in the day-to-day media noise even with regular coverage from reputable sources like the New York Times But the thrust of this episode is one such article That's the hump of it and you are truly are like I love the fact that I got you now You got me talking about on the show and the live show we've talked about how like I have recruited you But it's not a bit. It's nice because you were like, oh, this article is interesting and I was like, I'm a reaching It's so it's so he's making his own little UFO choices New York Times Wow, it wasn't even the New York Times. It just finally clicked You know arguably the New York Times is that it's political weakest point in the history of the New York Times

Well, yeah, it's for the UFOs now. Yeah, now it's for the UFOs. Yeah, so the New York Times has become the weekly world news No, it's not no, but that UFOs are real news now. It's real news. That's the thing. You're you're you're misunderstanding because the purposefully obfuscating weekly world news had one proper article every single store every single Little week there was something real accuse me of being the up. I'm starting to think you're the up. Yeah No, not at all. I'm just simply a what would you call it a contrarian agent? Wow, it's like muddying the water. I can't deny that otherwise it'd be proven your point exactly. So yes, I am whoa All right, well weird bad. That's bad. I also just have to get this off my chest

I just want to see a commercial where it's just a minor going through and finding a diamond in a crime Because he's so happy can feed his family then getting killed and having a rich European man steal it from him And then it just says he went to Jared Oh, yeah, that is the entire fraudsters Fronsters did a whole series about how the diamond and tree is fake Really, yeah, but yes, good luck to Jared's. Well, just last week the Times covered an amendment Buried in the new defense bill that requires the Department of Defense to review Historical data related to unidentified aerial phenomena UAPs, which is the fancy new acronym for UFOs

Well, so this story this is not about this episode is not about the fact that this is in the New York Times This episode is about what's in the new defense bill I wonder if they're gonna be able to shave a little bit off of that nearly trillion-dollar budget They're gonna find the money. This is literally like how they did it because again you say fancy new word for UFOs It's specifically done to be an acronym. It's a it's not a word. Don't confuse But the word for it is specifically to distance from the topic, right? It is made to like sound like a thing. That's not a thing unidentified aerial phenomena means nothing Yeah, right. It's just like anything. Oh, it's what they did with but UFOs

They felt like because that's a non serious term This is how they use it to make it government so you can get a budget behind it to be fair to the government You'll kind of ruin the term you know, it's too late. It's got a connotation to it You can't you can't get rid of it really there's a smell to it It's that very six that third belly smell Well introduced by Wisconsin representative Mike Gallagher who declined an interview request from the time he's just thinks it makes him gay Republican the amendment requires a written report detailing the historical record relating to UFOs and the United States dating back to

1945 two years before the alleged Roswell crash and I still I cannot stress enough I really want the audience to know this is an amendment to the defense bill. This is not This is not speculation. No, this is fact What's because there they are uncovering a lot of shit because they have they're finally opening up the coffers of All of the various like military people that have called in said that they've seen shit Did they kind of hidden or not fully looked into but this is like a new list of Sightings and experiences that they're filing so I want to see this list that they're looking at starts around 2000 like it's in the 2000s

So you're looking with sightings and sit from the last 20 years. No this one right here. No, this is going back to 1945 Yes, but they're the the money went into then the new sightings and that but now what they're trying to create a whole aggregate service for it Because that's what shock fillet is doing in a very he talked about it in a very boring three-hour podcast I'm just so happy the US government and the military is taking into consideration The people who are traumatized by CNU of foes, but not getting the respect they deserve now If you were assaulted it within the military No hotline Call us right now

You gotta be careful. May I ask this? Is it best to move that Roswell is the Richard Reid of UFO? Sightings Richard Reid, of course the shoe bomber that they set up they give him a candle wick and they were like we got you Yeah, because they set him up and he literally was walking like a flame Is it possible Roswell was a recreation of what happened in 1945 so that they retro-interneated it and then got the press because of that Hmm, but that that no I don't think they had they have like Roswell was a purposeful cover-up if you listen to Uh, what's his name that actually went out and found the cover, you know who found the wreckage and Freeman

Yeah, I'm talking about the guy who actually found the records the guy that's in the photo It's holding up what is supposedly a debris from a UFO crash But it's actually just a weather balloon because he showed up with the debris from the UFO crash And then they said like no no no don't show that show this he's like it's a fucking weather balloon They're like, yeah, we know fucking show it and told him that it's a fucking UFO And then the New York Times continued that fucking bullshit at the very top of this article about the news the news citing The Jacques Valais has been sitting on like a big stinky egg Which is a story that happened before Roswell. That is very interesting this this trinity crash

But it is it's very frustrating because at the top of the New York Times. It's like, uh, You know, but hey, we're in a top secret weather balloon crash and created the Roswell's stew. It's like, fuck you, bro It wasn't a weather balloon man Interesting. It's like when your favorite adult porn star who has sex with men on camera and you find out she's a lesbian And then that's why she hasn't been responding to your dm Got it Well back to the amendment This requirement has a deadline the requirement for the report of june 2024

But the reason why it has such a long timeline is that it requires a full review of all u.s. Government information including classified documents and it's significant because the government is finally taking Historical reports of UFOs seriously rather than just recent military reports and footage They're looking at the historical reports, but they're leaving the hysterical reports behind And I want to talk about the erasure from comedy And the government and how I am we are all being cancelled from being funny anymore Yeah, the chatbot's going to take our jobs anytime now anyway, but I actually think june 2024 isn't long enough Yeah, a year and a half. That's not I think they almost gave themselves an out

This is like bill clinton saying I'll talk to you for two hours and then he debated what the word is is They can't do anything within 16 months. You don't think so. I don't think so I think this is actually them being like case closed once again, but they can sniff around a little bit technically They've already been working on it. Yeah, so this is like a thing that is there are continuing it But I do feel there's a little bit of that This is like that's why like we're excited for this new breakthrough and soft disclosure, but it's not necessarily Like gonna necessarily like it's still the government. Yeah, it's so hard because there's such douchebags Yeah, well just listen, let's unfold it a little bit more

You might change your opinion just a little bit because this is building upon what has come before this report will be generated by the DoD's new all domain anomaly resolution office Uh, it's called arrow arrow arrow. I like that though. Yeah, I don't yeah. I do like arrow arrow I don't oh yeah a arrow and that's a new acronym that I just I'd suggest y'all get comfortable That's good. Oh, yeah, I don't because that's good We're gonna be saying that because a tip was technically like that's not that's defunct and all sap is also long and dumb And oh, yeah, yeah, also George Santos's father died in Roswell. So maybe show a little fucking respect man I will never respect that

Well arrow replaces the airborne object identification and management synchronization group Which in turn had replaced the Navy's unidentified aerial phenomena task force They do such a good job of hiding shit inside of acronyms. Yeah, but what's different here is that the Navy's ua ptf Say properly You have to thank you. Yeah That was sort of a hodgepodge and the a o i m s g the alms. Oh, I'm scared. Yeah, that never had a director Which tells you that the Pentagon either didn't care didn't want people to know Oh, or didn't want to know because it would have resulted in more work and less certainty

Well, over the last couple of UFO episodes and I've heard people talk about this too often. We're uh Ufologists they show up in a little town, right and after a while like they're like Let's say there's ufo flap and there's like there's a lot of stuff happening Especially after we just covered the Pennsylvania bigfoot ufo invasion And yeah, do they show up in little towns for like a court mandate because they can't a lot of times They can't they're no longer legally allowed to drive. So they just live there live there Yeah, um, but the police are like Sick of taking these calls and they don't mind letting these nerds set up shop and take the calls for them

They're like, all right. Yeah, you fucking do it Which I sort of feel might have been the general sentiment Amongst the military industrial programs you do it about All right, you guys can handle this shit Some of you guys are into it the the more wacky ends of it like osap and technically the that whole group Which was just a arm of a tip which a tip was the actual secret program, right? And the osap was just a chunk of it, but they were like dumping a bunch of money into creating essentially theoretical patents on technology that we don't exist yet

That they are sort of extrapolating from the weird little bingbongs that they're seeing in the sky That they are seeing like oh, maybe these are like gravitational engines wormhole traveling and they're preemptively trying to patent this shit without getting it And so the but the military industrial complex is like we're already too busy blowing up people in caves Why don't you guys just all do this also Henry? I'm sorry. You just canceled this 30 years from now because that's a racial sturdical aliens bingbongs Just because they do say bingbong bingbong when they walk we didn't know that I'm gonna tell you all right now that is wrong though. It's all about being you know why you have to be wrong So you have room to grow to be right? There you go. So that's what this is all about So this is just the beginning of my learning chapter. And so that's why preemptive. I'm sorry for everything preemptive

I am now an adult that was me just as a little boy a tight little a 38 year old boy Absolutely, but he does remind me we shot that little special that went absolutely nowhere in Stephenville, Texas and one of the people that was just a local guy great guy But he was the hub and he would get calls 24 7. Oh, yeah, because the police had to drink Yeah, they couldn't handle it. I feel like there's a little bit of that and then also we've talked about in several books There were skin walkers of the Pentagon that uh George nap wrote that basically talks about a lot of these guys are just evangelical and they don't want anything to do with it They don't like looking at they think it's scary

Then there's the also the wing of the evangelical party someone that actually works at serious I was speaking with him. He thinks it's all god Oh, yeah, he thinks it's all like angels and shit. So it's very bizarre You I don't think it would be the end of religion because people as we learned in 2016 you do Yeah, you just wrap it back the pope the new fancied little slipper popes. You said I can't wait to baptize an alien He can't wait to suck a fucking little aliens mound right before he can get to it He can't wait to fucking molest these things Well, there's also the other side of it is that there's those that believe they're angels

But the larger side of it and this has been going on since the 70s and 80s I've got a whole collection of these fucking books are Christians who believe that these are demons. Yeah, that's the obvious It's just so funny. It's anything. Yeah, it's literally just anything They don't know what it is and then half the rest of them are being like there's cloud blips You see that cloud pussy I saw the club bottle. Yeah. Yeah, that's just a weird-ass cloud call me alien call me demon. Do not call me bingbong I said, I'm sorry. I've grown. I've learned I really hurt when you call me bingbong But anyway, I've got to go

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Well, with Aro, there is a director. His name is Sean M. Kirkpatrick, and he's a former chief scientist at the Missile and Space Intelligence Center, known affectionately as Dr. K. Kirkpatrick has a depth of expertise in scientific and technical intelligence, space policy. The moon should not be allowed to vote.

Research and development, quote unquote, acquisitions, and a specialization in space, counter space, mission areas. Man, I've been having so much problem with just the, the counter space wars I have in my kitchen alone has just been absolutely ridiculous. I can't get a pasta maker. That's actually really good, good job. I can't get a pasta maker.

You can't get a pasta maker. That's great, good for you. In other words, this Dr. K, he is no Luis Elizondo. And that's saying a lot. Yeah, he's a heavy. I mean, they're bringing in a serious man. You're saying this side, because we'll technically Luis Elizondo was the,

for those of you who don't know, he was the outspoken former member of ATIP that came out and helped, quote unquote, leak these December 2019 videos. In December 2017 videos, the Tic Tac, the Go Fast videos, he helped put them out to the world. But a lot of people believe that Luis Elizondo claims to be a lot more important to that ATIP program

than he actually was. And then sort of just was the guy with the videos that talked to Tom DeLong, that got Tom, but then Tom DeLong also has been like endlessly worked by these various intelligent ops that I don't think he has any fucking clue what he wandered into the middle of, which is why I think he's very happily going back on tour

with Blink 182. Thank God. Also, Foo Fighters will be replacing Pantera in Berlin. That's great. Yes indeed. Pantera should not be around anymore. I know. It's over.

It's done. Yeah, it really is. It's a shame. It is what it is. The Abbott Brothers made Pantera. Yeah. All right. Well, what they've actually appointed here is someone who might give answers one way or another,

but that's if you believe that the government is ever gonna give a straight answer. I'm fucking, even just an idea is so stupid to me. Like that's the thing that's like, I get it why everybody's excited that they might be taking a more legitimate look at you, but also again, it just allows them to bring it closer in.

It allows them to bring it closer in. It allows them to just be like, oh, hey, yeah, definitely. UAP. And they don't want to maybe talk about the fact that we might be losing to China and the drone war. Like the drone arms race. No, we're getting smoked. But the thing is,

we got to start taxing these fucking UFOs. We're coming into our airspace. We're coming into our airspace. We're coming into our airspace. Okay, well, let me add another layer to it. The Defense Bill requires the new office to work with the intelligence community to identify anything related to possible UFO sightings.

If you want to hear a conundrum, you can use it. What's the word? Military intelligence. It's a, that's a AXIMORA. That's a good name for you, man. You call me what? They do have the smartest minds in the world.

Yes, I know, I know, I know. Let's add one more layer here. Let's make this a three layer cake. Let's make this a fucking dulce leche. Oh, yes, I hope you always hope that we're gonna say that. Kirk Patrick may or may not be perfect for this job because he worked with the CIA in the past,

which may or may not be a good thing. Hard to tell. The thing is, is again, it is very hard to tell because again, if you have worked for the CIA, you don't retire. Well, he's worked with the CIA. What does that even mean? Is he a caterer?

I mean, it must be so horrible being a waiter for like one of these events at the CIA be like, do you want the mashed potatoes? I may or may not want the mashed potatoes. Do you want the meat just put? The fucking mashed potatoes? Have you heard about the issues with the fast food court at the CIA?

No. There is issues. I was reading a little into this. Yeah, what issues? Well, it's a food court at the CIA. So at this place where you go, where you go eat lunch, there are varying degrees of top secret clearances all at lunch that you have to figure out how to navigate

and that it's actually extremely difficult. Like let's say you pop out for a smoke. So you don't get the spaghetti if you're like not top secret? It's more complicated than I want to unpack it for one of our episodes, but it's just this basically, there is a way for people to have to sit.

There's like fights and shit because there are people that are having conversations in there that other people are not allowed to hear. There's also stuff like, let's say you work at the fucking because I want to say they have like a Burger King. Like a McDonald's on the side of the CIA. Like you're just a guy, you have clearance. You make hamburgers at the McDonald's

inside of the food court of the CIA buildings. And so you walk outside for a smoke, like truly, you can't get back into the building. Like it's all these like weird human things. You can't go eight hours without a cigarette. That's a really the big problem. I used to have that. I couldn't go in.

I know, but you're still, you're half nicotine now. Well, you're deeply addicted. But it is just, I'm on set three of the patch though. It's just those fun little, the humanity of it, of like trying to deal with all these layers of top secret bullshit. And it's, again, you're just trying to get your fucking breakfast freedom.

It's, yeah, it sounds like just like super smart prison. It is, yeah. Well, additionally, the office is mandated to create a process for people to share information regardless of classification without stigma. But perhaps most importantly, it mandates that I'll be fully staffed. Although the government definition of fully staffed

might differ from the private sector. However, considering how disgustingly massive this defense bill is, some work might actually get done here. But that's if Auro figures out the game as to how the people who actually benefit from this massive defense bill get their share. I think in the government, fully staffed means like when Matt Gates adopted that full grown man

to have sex with, he was fully staffed at that point. Fully staffed, yeah. Now, since this new department is based in the DOD, Auro is focused on objects seen in and or near military bases, training areas, special use airspace and other areas of interest. He's going to get real annoying, real fast. Do you let these, you fall just to run around

these fucking airplanes and shit, man? It is going to be hard. We're in a new glory day for military creativity. So I wonder what they're going to be seeing then because there's a bunch of new stuff that we have that is just like tangible. Well, that's the things man made. These are historians.

They're looking at historical accounts. They're not going out to the air force base and seeing what's on the tarmac now. They're pulling through old reports, going back to 1945. And that's where we're going to arrive right now. Whoa. See, the reason why 1945 is so important. Because of the goddamn war.

Yeah, kind of. I was coming to an end. The goddamn war. I was coming to an end. I mean, we're quickly going to go into another one. Yeah. Well, it's because the study commissioned the defense bill is not starting with the 1947

Roswell crash, which is often seen as the first major on the ground incident in the United States. History. Yeah. That and the Kenneth Arnold, his sighting where he said he saw those where the term saucers came from. But that's not on the ground. No.

That's up in the air. I'm talking about crashes here. Okay. Rather, it's assumed that the study is starting with the far lesser known Trinity incident in which a UFO allegedly crashed near the White Sands missile range in New Mexico just after the detonation of the world's

first functional nuclear weapon. Problem was Bing Bong had a little too much to drink. Bing Bong was a little hungover. I need you to say the B word and honestly, quit it with the hard G. Bing Bong. Quit it with the hard G.

Okay. I am a Bing Bong. I can say Bing Bong. But there's a couple of flags here that show why this story is specifically very interesting. Yeah. It's because it literally the crash happened on essentially a missile testing site.

Like it happened. Near a missile testing site. And it caused full on physical damage to things that were like, and people saw it. They went and they saw it and say what you all about the crash. But there's something to it because it was weeks after the first ever atomic test.

And those were still just really our baby nukes. Yeah. Those were just like infants and they were swaddled. They didn't even get to grow up. They weren't mervred yet. They weren't adults. Yeah.

Now this is interesting because UFO researchers are well aware that UFOs have been drawn to nuclear testing sites, weapons storage, and power plants from almost the moment humanity harnessed the atom. From the Indian Point nuclear power plant in New York state. That's the Hudson Valley sightings to the

nuclear storage facilities in England. The Rendlesham Forest incident. Now this is really in the realm of nuts and bolts UFOs. Yeah. So this is giving some credence. I really do this story specifically. Give some credence to this idea that some of

the phenomena is connected to this are fucking our nuclear programs and they're obsessed with it. And this is like the Mufan base. Yeah. This is like all nuts and bolts, nothing. Yes. Yeah.

But that's also not to mention the encounters that may have occurred and say China. We know almost nothing about UFO encounters in China. It must have happened, right? They had to have. Of course.

Yeah. And I'll also admit that I'm not quite familiar with what occurs in other nuclear states. I don't know what happens in India or Pakistan. I don't know what happens in France. Well, I actually know that I believe,

well, France, I know for a fact is very up front about their UFO research. Yeah. Because that's where Jacques Vallet works out of. He works for the official French space navigation, which I just think they're just sending bread to Mars.

I don't know what they're doing over there because they feel, but Jacques Vallet works for them and they openly research UFOs in the French government. I think the French are probably the best at it because the one thing they love to do is relax. And they take it seriously.

Did you see? They tried to raise their retirement age to 64 instead of 62. And it was like 20, 20 Minneapolis. Oh, yeah, man. It was like people were like, absolutely not. I try to love the French.

Oh, yeah, man. I got refused a walk away cappuccino. Yeah. They just don't do it. You're supposed to sit in trails like I multitask. My life is a grind life. You don't tell me to relax.

I'm here. We saved your ass in World War II. You get into that whole world. And then they punch you in the fucking face because the French are tough as shit. Yeah, they punch you in the throat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No people on earth love writing and

protesting more than the French do. They hold their government? I have immense respect for them. Yeah, they hold their government accountable. 62, they just get the tight. They just get to walk away. Great to the buttermilk. Wow.

What we do know is that witnesses in high level positions in America and Russia have said that UFOs were able to control nuclear sites remotely, arming nuclear missiles, or futzing with power plant operations. Seemingly just because they can. There's no, you can't, no one's been

able to figure out the logic behind them coming in, flying over a fucking, flying over one of those sites in North Dakota, arming a nuclear missile, and then leaving. Jacques Vallée calls it a control system, which is a thing I'm still trying to understand. He says it comes from computer scientists, but this is this idea of like, when you watch

years long set of phenomena, right, you can eventually begin to sort of chart it. And he talks about how UFOs work in waves, like we talk about flaps, and he said the reason why it does that is because it's trying to, if it is psychically generated, which he believes at half is, it's about us all trying to learn

a lesson that we're not getting. And with the nuclear, that's where they, that's the only one, they're like, you see, that makes sense, as it has to be also like a random test group too. But it's, I don't know, like Jacques Vallée, sometimes I understand, like I'm a Vallée head, I'm a Vallée girl.

You're a Vallée girl. So I understand some people are not into it, but it is, it's interesting. I just don't know for a ready man, I was flipping through the channels, and Ben Carson was on Fox News, I was listening, because I just kind of like hear what that Moran has to say, he calls it Q theory.

He says many people that pursue, that subscribe to Q theory will say this. So I don't think we're ready. No, no, we're not ready. I feel like we, I feel like we were more ready like 20 years ago. Very much so. I think they're gonna, we are,

I say we're real lucky if they're not full on nuts and bolts UFOs. We're real lucky. Yeah. If it's a psychic phenomena. I would argue we were more ready 30 years ago. Yeah. They should have just come in.

Yeah. They should have been there then. Yeah. Because they could have gotten to bop it. Yeah. Oh, bop it. That would have saved us. Twist it.

Yeah. Pull it. That's my mother. But when it comes to the Trinity crash, it seems like a UFO was simply investigating the site where the first nuclear detonation had occurred just one month prior. And this craft accidentally crashed

in the deserts of New Mexico. And today's source is the new Jacques Valais book. Trinity, the best kept secret. Not anymore. Trinity is the best kept secret. Perfect. Honestly, his accent is very thick. Yeah.

Nice. Yeah. It's almost impossible to understand him without subtitles. I fall asleep. He makes me fall asleep. Good. That's what people say about our show.

Yeah. The book's a bit of a mess because it required a lot of padding to make this story into a book because it's not, it's not a long story. No. But it still gives valuable new information on a crash that I've only heard mentioned

in passing for years. And that's mostly just because the UFO is kind of shape weird. Yeah. It's a funny shape, which they thought was really fun. And also the struggle to hear Jacques Valais say avocado or no. It is maddening.

As far as where this crash occurred. And I'm not counting. Oh. Is it ever going to go? Yeah. Sounds tasty. As far as where this crash occurred, it was 18 miles north of the Trinity site

outside the small town of San Antonio, New Mexico. At a ranch worked by a man named Faustino Padilla. Faustino had a son named Jose, aged nine at the time. And Jose had a friend named Rimi Baca. And it was Jose and Rimi who were the main witnesses here. And they're seven and nine years old. But there were also certainly adults

who witnessed the craft on the ground before the military took it away. Okay. Now the Padilla family were among the many Americans who were adversely affected by the detonation of the first functioning nuclear weapon. We just did it out loud, man. We just did it on top of where a bunch of people were living.

Yeah. Right in the middle of New Mexico. That was the Trinity test. Yeah. Jose Padilla's mother, Inez, for example, she was looking out the window when the blast occurred, just looking out the window. They didn't tell anybody that they were doing this.

The flash blinded her in one eye. They give you a month heads up if they're going to start filming something in your neighborhood. Yeah. If they're going to change the parking. They put up a sign like three weeks ahead of time. Just so you know, we're going to be filming girls here. Yeah.

And they didn't mention this to anyone that was living. You're going to think about going on vacation this weekend. Great weekend to do it. It does seem as if, number one, they didn't care. No. And they didn't know maybe that's what we'll talk a little bit when we eventually do our Manhattan Project series.

But they lied about not knowing. Yeah. About what the radiation would do. And they didn't want to tell anybody that they were doing it because it was really, really secret, but except it was a really big explosion. So it's very difficult to hide. It's not like a thing.

It's like a thing you think you do like underground, or like something you do like, which we eventually did. We put out in the oceans and irradiated the oceans that we made. Everybody's favorite. SpongeBob. Oh, SpongeBob. I thought you were going to say the bloop. I thought you were going to say Godzilla.

No, SpongeBob. Technically, that's the kind of what they're saying is that's the underlying kind of subconscious storyline of SpongeBob. And they were all created by nuclear waste. Oh, interesting. No kidding. Yeah. Well, Remy Baca remembered that after the Trinity test,

a dust that had the consistency of snow or flower covered the desert. Later, it was discovered that this material was highly radioactive. Yes. And isotopes were found in cow milk, game, chickens, eggs. It was in everything. Don't worry. The government cares. Wow.

Well, I think that they could just deduce that nothing good was going to happen. Even if they didn't know anything, I don't know what bad is going to happen, but we know nothing good. You know how they tell? They literally go and they look at that windsock. That is the complete truth. They're like, let's see where that windsock's going.

All right. It's kind of going that way. It's fine. I'll kind of go over that river over there. That's fine. Rivers moves so fast. Rivers moves so fast. It'll eat it up.

Well, we're going to discover this later on. We're going to look at this later on because we've got a big series in the making right now. But I don't know if they knew about Radioactive Winds. I don't know. I don't know if they knew that when you explode an atomic bomb. They had to figure something bad was going to happen. I think that the most you can say that is good is willful ignorance.

I think the most you can say that they just went like, we'll figure that out. We'll figure that out. Yeah. It's like all the people getting really sick in the plutonium mines in Washington state or the plutonium factories. They might have just, and they knew radio, like they knew the radio. Yeah.

They knew that radium was poisonous for decades before that. It turned the entire town of Springfield yellow. Yeah. Well. Simpsons. Funny. That's right. Springfield.

Yeah. But they knew like there was actually, they used to sell like radium water way back in like the early 1900s because they thought that radium was good for you. And look cool. Until all those ladies that were painting little radium numbers on watches. Or one soldiers could see that what time it was in the trenches. Their faces started literally falling off. That good.

All I know is I need to have a small rock star energy drink break. Now this is full of, oh, 14% radium. Yeah. Ooh, that's why you have a healthy glow about it. There's this incredible story of one of the radium ladies, one of the girls who painted like she was licking the tip after every single number that she put on. They didn't, cause it tastes, cause they're like, oh, it's like calcium. But yeah, like radium actually goes into you.

It does act like calcium, except it goes into your bones and it lives there. It never leaves. So this woman, like she had this huge tumor on her face. She's fucking good. And the doctor went to examine her jaw and it fucking just came off in his hand. That's not good dude. I'm just going to say no jobs worth it. No.

Except for being a TV personnel. Yeah. That is worth it. And then after all of these ladies died, of course the company that ran that, that made the radium watches came out and said, you know what? We tried doing a good thing by employing all of these handicapped women. And it turns out they just put their, they put their, our goodwill back on us. Wow.

Wow. They seriously, their, their fucking excuse was they was already like that. Yeah. They were already jacked up. You mean, yeah. Yeah. We hired a bunch of fucked up people. Right.

So now they're all going to be ours all mad about it. And she's like, well, the winner would tell you about that. Sorry bro. I'm French. Well, he went to Jared's. The thing is that no civilians in the area, when they did the Trinity test, no civilians in the area were told about any of this. They knew that it happened.

Oh my God. The only people who got compensation were the so-called atomic veterans. Yep. There were Marines who were placed in trenches only two miles away from the blast. The men eventually developed one or more of 21 different cancers making it the Camp Lejeune of its day. You know what I really prefer is I love cookies and cream cancer. That's my favorite.

I like cookies and cream. I like a praline and hazelnut. Oh wow. Very fancy. Yeah. Life from your grave. But as far as the UFO crash went, it occurred on August 16th, 1945, exactly one month after the Trinity test and exactly a week after the second atomic bomb was dropped on Japan.

Because now we have extras and we got to blow them off. Yeah. No, dude, from Trinity to Hiroshima is like two weeks. Why didn't they just go to Japan and see what happened? Because isn't that... We weren't allowed. Are you mean the aliens? No.

Us. Like why didn't the US government drop... Obviously after we dropped the bombs, why didn't they just go see what happens after you drop a bomb? They continued to do the test on civilians in New Mexico. They didn't. Well, I mean, well, they actually did more tests in Monument Valley after that. But that was just to get bigger and bigger bombs.

Yeah, let's make them big bombs. And show everybody we're working on it. Yeah. Well, that's what we were talking about before the show is Monument Valley. A lot of the people who worked on those old John Ford westerns, they all got cancer because there was still so much radioactive dust in Monument Valley after the test. Still safer than working with an actor that shot somebody. Remember that guy?

He directly murders you. Well, on the day of the crash, Jose and Remy were riding horses to check on a cow that was about to calf. They tracked the cow to a rocky area, hitched their horses and continued on foot. And after finding the cow, they were having a nice little lunch of tortillas and apples when a thunderstorm blew in. Along with the thunder, though, they heard a loud bang that sounded entirely different from a thunderclap.

And these guys are lived next to a missile test range. So they've heard a lot of different banks. I really do think on some level they know it different bang because they just watched the world's biggest bang. Yep. And it coated all of them with powdery death. Yeah, I do want to know what the realtor was like. So anyway, it's a really good deal.

It's super cheap, right? Well, why? Don't even worry about it. Don't even worry about it. So anyway, they found a large, solid object. Obviously, whatever had crashed there. By Remy's recollection, the bang was similar to what he heard during the nuclear test a month prior.

But with details like that, it's important to note that we're dealing with the memories of a seven-year-old and a nine-year-old. Who were they? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Remy's seven-year-old and a nine-year-old told 60 years later. And they were also next to an atomic bomb.

I feel like there has to be, that has to shadow most of the things that you will do for the rest of your life. I mean, also if you live next to an airport, you don't know if it's a 747 or if it's a new one of those bus planes or whatever. I mean, I don't know. They hear bangs all day. I couldn't really differentiate. Well, unless you look in here for bangs and look in here for planes, because some people

They're all day and he's gonna look a seven forty seven Seven you just got hired at the uranium factory Thank you but nevertheless just because weird shit is seen in her by a child that doesn't automatically mean that the weird Shit didn't happen. Just like you'd listen to the words of a child who happened to be present at the scene of a crime Now Remy and Jose were smart enough to not approach the crash But luckily they had a pair of binoculars Kids super fun kids. Oh, yeah, man. You're out there and this is the best adventure in the world. It's awesome

I'm jealous. Yeah, there's seven nine-year-old with a couple of horses and binoculars and a UFO crashes That's awesome. They also just led at seven and nine-year-old is out there with a bunch of horses You grew up in Queens and your father was a cop surrounded by mafioso Yeah, like if I could drive a car at nine, right? I could drive a car at nine, but I mean a lot. No, I could drive a car at eleven But he's in a horse harder than a car much much harder I think your mom just had made you have so much spaghetti so it would weigh you down so you wouldn't kidnap I think yeah, she was just excited to make me half dough I was her experiment Henry no keys a brows key

My body is different now and it makes me sad You look good. No, you do we had that we had like a 20 minute long conversation before the show you you look great Yeah, you yeah, you've been coming. You look good melting. I got four bellies Bellies it's fine. So just fucking ants and look at them. They have all movies made of them Oh with my favorite comedian Woody Allen God, I miss him He needs to eat well, he's got it. He's he's glowing an alec or on vacation right now And yeah, they were talking about how you say how you said molester you make a molester would I'm sure they have a fun time together

Looking through the lenses the boys could see that the object was shaped like an avocado Which was an appropriate cultural reference for the boys. Absolutely, but the object also had a hole on the side The craft was also emitting a high-pitched sound which Remy compared to that of a dying rabbit Known far and wide to be one of the worst sounds on earth. What is a dying rabbit sound like? A lot like that. Yeah, I've done it on the show before people Yeah, I know. Yeah, yes indeed But what was even stranger is that the boys claim to have seen little creatures Climbing out of the ship's hole from Remy's memory the four foot tall creatures looks sort of like praying mantises

They had big bulgy eyes gray skin and needle-thin arms Jose however described it slightly different although he also described them as insectoid in appearance Fucking Eddie Redmayne's Don't shoehorn your hate for it Jose said that the aliens had pear-shaped heads that were in his words too big cool They looked like fire ants standing up. That's what he said So got fire ants on one side praying mantises on the other guys I can see that baby grays. They see all the time being described as insect-like in their behavior

Yeah, they were again gray, of course, they both described in his gray There but their eyes were sideways teardrops. They weren't bulging the the two boys saw that differently Jose also said that their mouths were baby mouths. That's how he described it The noses were two tiny holes. They had tiny ears and no hair pretty standard gray. Yes But you could also I mean you say like wow he saw that in 1945, but in reality he told this story in the 2000s which meant that he would have seen alien grays since then in the 90s Everybody saw like just the alien gray had the 90s. We will say we have like they were forced to keep this quiet They didn't want to talk about this for a long time

They did not even didn't want to come up with the story and they but there's something to the idea of it If you saw an alien if you did see one and then you saw one later, you'd be like, that's a guy Yeah, I feel like it's a formative experience Like if you do see if this is real and you saw a crashed object you saw it be like I feel like this would be one of those Memories that would stick with you. Yeah, right It would be like if you saw something as a child and then all of a sudden that alien was gonna become a supreme court justice And you'd be like now I remember. Yes That would be incredible. Yeah. Oh aliens on the Supreme Court. Why not?

I mean, they might they already are on the Supreme Court. It would be so much better But what's most interesting about Jose and Remy's experience is that it shares a fair amount with the aerial school incident That occurred decades later and an ocean away in South Africa during the 90s Like the kids at aerial school, which we covered last fall. I believe yes Jose and Remy had slightly different perceptions of the creatures They observed that the creatures glided instead of walk like they're not real mm-hmm And they also claimed that the creatures transferred a feeling of pure sorrow The kids at aerial school also said that emotions were transferred like they were radiating them

Well, cuz they just crashed a really expensive plane perhaps. Honestly, yeah, and they're worried about insurance. So they're just like, oh shit Oh my premium is going up. I'm really big bang this This is why they call us bang bang bang This is all pretty close to what the kids at aerial school in South Africa described 50 years later Now one may say that these images were optical illusions You might even say that the feelings are some sort of weird Misremembered and misplaced trauma remember these kids had seen the world's first nuclear explosion a month prior. There's a lot going on Yeah, yeah, but from what the two men said many years later when they were finally interviewed about their experience

They said that they watched the creatures for hours until it got dark Then they went home sat there with their binoculars watch these creatures walk around doing weird alien shit Just literally screaming at each other Furthermore the boys returned to the crash site a couple of days later to find that the avocado-shaped craft was still there Undiscovered by government agencies. This wasn't just like a fleeting experience They measured the craft by stepping it and they determined that it was between 25 and 30 feet long 14 feet high it's similar to what we estimate some UFOs in those new videos taken by the Navy in the Air Force It's that's about the size we estimate them to be it is interesting them at least

Yeah, Raytheon has now come forward. They're the guys that developed the cameras for these for our battleships and shit And basically they're designed to look at jets and they're designed to look for enemy military technology But they're trying to come out and say like listen when you send us these to the way that what you needed for these cameras We didn't develop them to look at UFOs So there's actually limited data that you can extract from these videos that is actually credible now Raytheon is apparently starting to get Instructions as to like what to look for like how to build a camera that can see a UFO You'll be able to do it then mm-hmm now after the boys returned to the site They decided to tell Remy's father Faustino about what they found so Faustino and his buddy Eddie a local police officer

They took a ride out to the site and brought the kids along so cool. This is a great day Yeah, this is like a couple is like two days like this is a great weekend. This is awesome Yeah, well while they were driving out of course Faustino and Eddie they're like we don't see it. We don't see it and the kids are like I swear it's out there It's right over there and they found that the closer they got to it the more visible it became Yeah, he was like fucking in on cloak mode Yeah, now once they arrived at the site Faustino and Eddie told the boys to stay in the car and Allegedly the adults got out and went inside the craft whoa

They were only gone for ten minutes But when they returned Jose and Remy said that they were almost like different people and they told the kids to never tell Anyone what they'd seen there ever they said what was weird is that you walked into this avocado shaped craft? But somehow it had a flat ground and it had all of these things along the wall So we come we were talking about a little bit for the show It is interesting the dream-like quality a lot of the even just the tech the way they describe it in these scenarios And this is what Faustino and Eddie described to the kids. Yes, okay And that there there's something about like because the way the aliens glide gonna go to aliens glide the way that it sits there

Cuz it's it's kind of almost cartoony in a way It's egg-shaped they see avocado, but it's basically shaped like an egg and it has like a kind of a cartoony hole in it because it hit a radar Like a radar pole like it like it would should cause damage to which which is also completely real But it's weird you go in and it's like a half-done craft It's all kind of half between our world and something else It's something that there is components quote-unquote missing what would be in a thing that would make a thing move That would really had no steering wheels. No dashboards. No plate. No cockpit like just like it's very interesting I love that type of shit. There's something about their connection

If it is indeed real the nuts and bolts aspect doesn't need real these creatures Just kind of live in a thing that might also be kind of half-alive also Henry when all of this is Said and done and you fully become a ufologist and everything falls apart your wife leaves you when you're dead broke and Marcus I won't help you cuz we're busy already gone. I'm You can headline at cockpit And it's good. It's a fantastic new club in Florida. It's inside of a Delta flight You can do it while Hey, hey, you know when you shouldn't let me say that's brown, huh brown, huh?

Well upon returning to town Eddie presumably reported the crash the authorities somebody had to and seeing us how this was literally Just a month after World War two ended literally a month Wow You know people were still pretty fucking jumpy. Oh, they didn't get over it in 30 days. Yeah Do you remember with it? We'll cover the story about the not the Weird fascist to try to overthrow FDR at all type of shit. We had weird shit on American soil that was happening Yeah, I mean people thought very much thought that there was like, you know enemy craft enemy ships Any kind of like enemy weaponry because Pearl Harbor, you know, I mean shit There were Japanese ships off of the coast of California

Yeah, I mean there were shit. There were German ships and the Atlantic Ocean, you know, people are jumpy as fuck still raw Mm-hmm, but before the craft was taken away Jose and Remy returned for souvenirs as children or want to do Of course, maybe they had a little shop in there. Yeah. Oh sundries Well one piece they picked up and capped was a piece of aluminum that would return to its original position after they folded it A sort of memory metal sound familiar very familiar very common That piece was used to repair a windmill and was lost but that was far from the only thing the boys took Yeah, they just took the stuff out of it and again memory metal is what we saw during the Roswell crash

Which was fake using the fake fake fucking Weather balloon fake weather put into the photo op Okay, Jose and Remy also claimed to have recovered a large amount of fibrous string I love saying fibrous string very fine. They described it as spider webby are kind of like angel hair pasta Don't do me. I'm hungry. Yeah, and jock filet speculates that this may have been fiber optic cable But then he was also incorrect because fiber optic cable is something a light travels through and it only goes through one To the other but this shit glowed in the dark. Yeah, because that's the thing is that it glows in the dark You know what they did with it. What they used it as Christmas decorations. Yeah, they put it on their tree

For like decades they would but it would go in a box and come out December 1st And then go back in and they used it for a few decades and then threw it out I mean, that's all that we're gonna do with this stuff. We're just gonna use it for mundane everyday activity 5g What do you mean? 5g what but what do you mean by that? You're looking at me yours. Give me the side-eye. You just said 5g and gave me a side-eye What am I supposed to infer from that? Nanotechnology

Well, that's the thing is that they didn't throw out or repurpose everything Jose also recovered what he thought was a spinning metal bracket from the UFO site and he Kept it. Yeah, he took it that thing. He called it his treasure. Mm-hmm. It is treasure comparable to nothing I've ever seen because there are pictures of this thing the bracket is 12 inches long weighs about a pound and has holes For fast it's super wheeled. Yeah, we wheeled because don't connect to nothing. Don't do nothing Yeah, don't do nothing and you know 12 inches long only a pound, you know, that's pretty intense man Yeah, and yeah, and when Jacques Valet analyzed it. He found that it was made of Aluminum aluminum. Okay, like most material found at UFO crash sites are made of aluminum

Which isn't all that weird because a lot of most of our planes are made of aluminum Well, Jacques Valet talks a little bit about because you know art sparts were was the famed pizzas of UFOs that art Bell Supposedly had on him that he supposedly was it was given to the to the stars Academy that Tom DeLonge's hard at work at right now He's really he's he's figuring out where right now we now call these meta materials and We Chuck Valet has some of these meta materials from a Basically UFO exploded above a beach in Brazil and all of these chunks of shiny metal came down and he got one And he's basically it's pure magnesium. They said was weird. It's again is that it's not that it's it's all earthbound metal

It's all stuff that can be found here, but it's the way that they put it together. It's sort of like sadly It's like it's the bill Murray no human whatever stack books like this, but it's true It's like they are too pure like you'd have to like go and get it made at a lab for it to be as pure as it is It's just again. It's just weird. Yeah, I mean I feel like The metals of a of another universe might be similar to ours, right? No, we found any unique hyper unique metals Well, there's a titanium that's technically real and not real. That's what Bob Lazar talks about. There's like the element like 151 I think that just might be a rhombar. There's another it's like an element 151 It's one of these numbers that's like again

It's it lasts for a second in a lab and then it goes away. Yeah, I think there might be unknown elements out there But I don't know if there's it but you know meteors fall to the you know the earth all the time And I don't know if they've ever found an unknown element in a meteor You know like there's some meteors out there like there's a meteor out there. That's made of solid gold. You know, it's crazy We're talking about the ultimate heist. Yeah, the ultimate heist, but then everyone's like then we'd all be rich I'm like, no, they just changed Exactly, but inevitably three days after the crash a military man showed up and actually asked permission To install a gate in the fence around the Padilla Ranch so the military could recover an

Experimental weather balloon Tell the weather by looking outside I know it actually I do knew do know that they do need a lot of weather balloons because it is a missile missile weather Testing site, maybe check out like the immediate weather are they're doing but still whatever well They have I mean they have that excuse it shows you they have that excuse in their back pocket when Roswell occurs two years later We love the weather It is interesting weather patterns. Yeah, now they are very in meteorology meteorology Yes, and so most meteorologies fucking made up. It's really not and so they really work hard

After the site was cleaned up by a couple of young recruits They just sent a couple of dudes out there and I can sweep up and the craft was taken away to parts unknown Probably the white sands missile range. That's the thing and there it becomes an atomic secret versus a regular secret That means it goes away. I also think that's the smart way to do it. They're new recruits They don't think that they would even be given a job with full responsibility They also don't know enough to give a fuck. Yeah, they're gonna do it below their brains out somewhere in a parking lot We don't know if that happened. It's not American history X. We'll see Remy and Jose took Faustino Padilla's advice and they didn't speak of the UFO again

Even after the Roswell crash even after that happened two years later and only a hundred and fifty miles away They didn't talk about it to anybody else. They didn't talk to each other about it They remembered it, but they were just fucking mums the word. They understood that this was dicey. Mm-hmm And by the mid 1950s both boys had moved away from San Antonio, New Mexico, and they didn't reconnect until 2002 and then when they reconnected they was like threw out like ancestry.com or something like that They finally revisited what they'd seen as children. It's like, do you remember that? You remember? We saw a fucking UFO So there were in their 70s then. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and somehow an ufologist named Paolo Harris Heard of the story and conducted extensive interviews in 2010 and

Jacvele joined in to help write the book in 2020 and had it not been for the efforts of these two men this incident would have been lost which I think begs the question We always have namely how many of these incidents have occurred over the decades in which the witnesses told No one I know there might be a fucking UFO in an abandoned barn in Nevada or fucking Utah or New Mexico Or some just waiting to be found and I feel like it's a J. J. Abrams movie Further and further away from understanding the past as well I mean you have DeSantis who doesn't want to teach African-American history a.k.a. history Controls on the chopping block. I don't know when we're gonna get to UFO history

You controls the present controls the past you controls the past controls the future Yeah, bro getting fucking mind-blowing here, dude I also think that there is a reason why they are starting to put money into these programs I really do think they must have something that is my most truly I know it's maybe funny to say my most fringe beliefs is that is that they have an Object that I have something that one of these stories is real and they got something in a hang That's not your most fringe believe What do you think is my most fringe believe?

We cannot say that I know what it is You probably don't even know what it is Am I a mystery to myself? According to Valle, government teams returned to the Padilla Ranch crash site in 1953 to scrub the site clean finally they get someone copped in on there All right, oddly though in 2017 and something that sounds like a pot detail in the invisibles Valle claims that someone planted poisonous vegetation on the spot where the craft came to a stop

Particularly they planted cockle burrs and deadly nightshade which almost sounds like someone is mixing science and the occult Or perhaps someone just believes that there's some sort of connection between UFOs and something a little more witchy Well, they don't want you digging there. They don't want cattle going in there, right? So they made a poisonous I guess that would work. I don't know. I mean, I guess that would be good Well, let's you forget the US military has in the past employed occultist Oh, yeah, man, the fucking Washington sees a pentagram dawn temple of set founder Michael Aquino is the biggest example Of course, although I cannot stress enough that my mention of occultist in the government here is not in any way an endorsement or a Reference to QAnon. It is merely fact

It is theory. There's also a flip here because one day we will do our occultists in the intelligence community stories Because there is like yeah, then some talk about all together all of those scenes like data aggregator Like groups for the CIA and the NSA out of there But to further argue the point that these were planted intentionally this nightshade these cockle birds They were new to valet in 2017 where he's before when he'd gone out to the site There was nothing there and he only found them within a 30-foot radius of the crash site and nowhere else nearby Okay Trinity is by no means the only site of a UFO crash nor did UFO crashes end with Roswell plenty of crashes have been witnessed since and

Even as far back as 1897 a UFO allegedly flew over the town of Aurora, Texas hit a large piece of equipment and Exploded into a shower of aluminum and silver debris Then now the one because I know Lubbock also had a Lubbock lights. Yeah, that was in the 50s. Yeah Yeah, that was just more of a sighting. It was a sighting. Yeah, it was a it was a mass sighting But yeah, that was one of jail and Heineck's early discoveries or not discoveries, but studies Yeah But in the post nuclear world the crashes or at least reports of crashes increased

Significantly at each site metallic fragments were found and most commonly those fragments were discovered to be made of aluminum or Magnesium but it's also the evidence that physical evidence is so weird because it's dream equality as well Like they talked about like the indentations in the ground at these UFOs and when they land and that they are obviously Extremely heavy, but then they can lift up without making a noise again if you believe witnesses and then the concept of like when they do leave Stuff behind it's not like a plane crash because plane crashes Like you remember when they did the rebuild when there was a big TWA flight that crashed And they like there was that whole like it was a warehouse like filled with stuff You know the one that was shot down. Yes. Yes. Now we know that for a fact

Right and so not for a fact, but we know it. We know we know it. Yeah, but it's not a fact Yeah, that was trippy. That was real life men in black stuff It is but it is weird to think that that like that think and crash and this like so you have to put the Poultry evidence is such a small amount of evidence and then it goes in these dubious areas Mm-hmm. And so while the Trinity UFO incident may not be the most well-known crash 1945 may eventually come to be known as the point in which UFOs became truly interested in the human species And then it was Jody Arias That butthole brings a lot of aliens to the yard

However, it could also be that the study starts in 1945 because it's a nice round number Oh, and it has nothing to do with the Trinity crash. It's nice. It's an odd number. No, it's yeah, because it's one nine It's a round number. I didn't say even It's a round number one plus nine is ten fives and zeros are the roundest numbers Technically, it's a really good number because one plus nine is ten four four plus five is nine nineteen, right? So ten plus nine is nineteen one plus nine. That's ten. That's actually one. It's a really good new logic It was even it would be round No, no round numbers are physically round numbers that appear to be round because you know zeros got the big it's round

You sell more you sell more if you if you make something nine ninety five versus ten dollars. Yeah, it's nine ninety nine And the nine ninety five is better My nine five is better. Yeah, because it's a nice round number No, because people No, that's because the study is that you don't even really see the only numbers he sees is on the roulette table I don't know but for the answer as to whether or not 1945 is just a nice round number or if it has something to do with the trinity site Only time an arrow

Will tell uh doctor k doctor k Dr. K our life is in your hands. Dr. K is our life's in your hands. Dr. K our life is your hands And this is the son our life is making right now That's a dying rabbit. This is a dying rabbit noise. I told you Why is it wasting all of its final moments like that because it's trying to call other rabbits in the help No, I don't want to hear that anymore. Yeah, no when I was a kid. That's what you um, if you're out god damn it Please turn it off. It's like the death rattle of a Please turn it off. He's gonna explode. That sound is called social media. Yeah. No, no

It brings back so many fucking memories because like back when I was a kid They would when you're like hunting if you have to like hunt coyotes If you got a coyote problem or something like that Is that you get the fucking sound of a rabbit dying and you put it on a loudspeaker And you play it at night and then if you do that then it attracts scavengers like coyotes and you just sit there and just I would rather listen to Jonestown. I'd rather hear the Jonestown tapes. Yeah, I don't and I don't like Death in animals not anymore. I don't like death in general for for most people. No, man Sometimes you got to fucking embrace the fucking reaper

Yeah, I do man. I'm afraid of the reaper, man I feel like if everything goes well your last word just like oh, no, we've talked about how sad or it's gonna be Oh, shit. Yeah. No, I just don't want my last words to be wait Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait? Oh god, I think my last my last sentence was like get on with it then Yelling I want to dye on my feet That's cool.

That's a good one. Can you make it a jumbo, please? There you go. The next customer that orders a jumbo, I'm going to shoot them in the fucking head. I'm going to shoot them in the fucking head. May have a jumbo, please. This was really fun. I'm glad that we're getting into the UFO disclosure.

Next week, we're going to be doing something. We're going to get back into some old-timey history that is going to make you not happy. Well, it's going to make us happy. It's going to make us happy. Let's just say I'll give you a hint. Donor party on the water. I can't wait. Oh my God. I can't wait because guess what?

Donor party on the water, it is a BYOH. We covered something. Bring your own human. There you go. We did. What was the one that we covered that was on the water with the mill of USS Indianapolis? Also fucked up. It's kind of a combination of the Indianapolis and the Donor party.

That's actually a pretty good way of describing it. I can't wait. I really, really can't wait. Thank you guys so much. Thank you for going to see page seven of whizbrew. They're having a really good time on tour. It's a great show. I saw it here in Los Angeles at the bourbon room.

It's a fucking great show. So go ahead and check it out. Super funny. And I don't think we have anything else to plug. Because the last comic book on the left volume two is finally shipping to you. Yes. It's finally shipping. We've seen pictures of it.

We're getting it out there. It's happening. The next one, when we do the next one, it is literally, we've already spoke with the publishers and they're totally into it too with Z2. That is, we are putting it out when it's ready to come out. So you're going to make sure you got it. And you were, we're very excited because volume two, it's got a lot of great shit in it. And volume three already has a bunch of really cool art and work in it that we can, I want you to say.

I've already written a story for volume three. I've written an alien story for volume three that will be continued in volume four. And we've got some amazing artists working on a variant artwork as well. I bet we got one guy not going to announce it yet, even though I've seen it that it's going to blow your fucking mind. Dan Lee. Dan Lee. We dug up his bones. And now we're going to teach him how to write.

Because he also never, we teach him how to draw because he never drew. We'll also teach him how to write because when he, when you let him write his own characters, they were incredibly sexist. Was it an alien? They were awful, incredibly sexist. No condoms, man. Yeah. Yeah. I make, I make them disappear.

I'm talking about fucking stripparella. What's wrong with stripparella? Hey, it's a job. Stripper by night, superhero by day, where there's not a lot of crime. Yeah. Her superpowers. Right. So then you could sleep during the day.

Yeah. Her luscious boobies. She can make men say whatever secret they have. That's true. But yes, that's what Stanley made when Stanley couldn't steal his ideas from Jack Kirby or Steve Ditko. He's horny. He stands nice. He was.

And there's a lot of issues with that as well. Yeah. There's many issues. Yeah. Thank you all so much for listening. We'll see you in the land down under in August. Can't wait to see you all then. Thanks for supporting all the shows and our new little ventures on Sirius.

Thanks for all the calls. Y'all are wonderful. And yeah, just keep on supporting all the shows here on the network. The stream will be starting up probably within the next three weeks. I've already got some fun videos. I cannot wait. Man, I've been mining those again. The internet has provided.

There's been a lot since we've been gone. Oh yeah, dude. No, it's thick. I think people have gotten crazier and dumber, which is a combo that we need for our stream. Yeah. And I have a theory for that. I'm not going to go into it now, but there's a very much a theory as to why the entirety of the world has gotten both crazier, dumber, and meaner all at the same time.

We're going to get into it. Bing bong, baby. Bing bong. All right, everyone. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan. Oh, good. My good.

Delation. Hail me because you know my body needs it. That's right. Hail my fourth belly. Hail your fourth belly and look to the skies. You're not going to say anything. Just going to give me another look. 5G.

I need to go.