Last Podcast On The Left - Relaxed Fit: Transhumanism Part I - A Chimp None the Less

Episode Date: April 23, 2022

This week we explore the sometimes sticky topic of Transhumanism, the belief that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology, this week focusing on the biological aspect of Transhumanism, starting with the elusive and highly debatable phenomenon of Humanzees.

So first of all, I want to start today's episode by naming the traitor to the human race. Wait, what? This is the person who kisses the other on the cheek, but for a golden coin. For a piece of silver. It was for a promise of immortality. That's what this person did it for. That's the only reason why they allowed COVID-19 into their system. Because yes, I did.

I did allow COVID-19 in my system. I did allow it, but it was just to see how strong it was. And it was just to see how the graphite would work throughout my system and how it was graphite. What does graphite have to do with the cobalt? The cobalt. I knew that I eat enough flaxet, I would shit it out naturally. But I know Marcus has problems with his butthole. And that's why I think to the research that I have done this week,

because Marcus allowed me to do about a fourth of the research, everything total research for me to present here on the episode today. Due to Marcus's weakness, that we now know that this is the problem. He is now mostly cyborg. Thanks for my research. Marcus, I know now for a fact is mostly cyborg. I am completely human. From your smell, you are mostly human.

Marcus, I'm sorry. You have went to the other side. Welcome to the last podcast. On the left, everyone, I am Ben, hanging out with cyborg Marcus Parks, who is full of COVID and Henry Zabrowski. So somehow our friend got a little bit ill over these past couple of days. And Henry, you've weaponized that. I have.

You've decided to not take it. You've decided not to say, oh, do you need anything? Would you like some hot soup? No. No, instead you've decided to demonize your friend. You've gotten the offensive. You've attacked me while I'm at my weakest. When you're the most vulnerable, this is when it's time to come for you.

Because he's on a shelf. I'm just happy just in time for Alex Jones's bankruptcy. You've become him now. I am. I'm sliding it. I'm sliding into position. But we know for a fact that all of this is built by the criminal intelligence agency with the military industrial technological offense. I believe the term that she uses and this idea that we are a part of an ionized environment

that no human can escape. But today, today's episode, it sounds bleak. I'm a little bit concerned that this is going to be somebody's first time listening and this is going to be their favorite moment of the show. Finally. Transhumanism. That's what we're discussing today. Yes.

It's a big topic. It seems like a large one. It is very large. And so today we were going to do an even deeper dive into transhumanism. But I would say that this is more of a, this is a COVID fit. This is a relax fit beginning breach into transhumanism. Okay. Transhumanism part one because the topic which you discover, which is fun because we had

our big pot. We, you know, we don't like to show you how the sausage gets made here. Absolutely. We want you to just be experienced the magic. From us at all times. The snap of the beef. Yes. So we were planning to jump into a historical series, but Marcus, of course, allowed the

technocracy to take over his body. You're blaming him. He didn't do anything wrong. And so we were technically quite ill. We have begun to be stressful couple of days for us. Yeah. I really put a lot of effort into like, you know, getting this shit done and like showing up for this, you know, for us.

Oh, you want to fucking, oh, you want an award from your friends? You want to print your reward? Oh, the millennials. A small amount of empathy would be nice. But I did say, I'm privately on the phone. I was very nice. But this is chapter one of transhumanism, because again, what have we discovered? This was a topic we were beginning to research.

And we got a lot of this stuff for the first chapter, which involves a lot of monkey cum. Oh, wow. Okay. But you'd be really surprised how big the topic gets and how wide branching it goes. But it does start with monkey semen. It starts with monkey cum. Yeah. Let's get into this.

Ape cum. That would be scientifically correct here. And we always, of course, are scientifically correct. Yeah, we pride ourselves on that. That data was downloaded into Marcus by the criminal intelligence agency. Interesting. Well, to put it as simply as possible, transhumanism is the idea that humans can be in control of their own evolution.

Yes. We have the power to take ourselves the next level of existence in both the mental and physical realm. I'm getting spider legs, dude. That sounds awesome. I'm a little bit upset. Let's just say it holds true. We started in the water and then we kind of like out there.

And then, of course, if you're in Texas and you're a dolphin, you'll get ridden to death because they don't know what to do with any kind of sea creatures. No. Why didn't we keep the gills? Because I would love to be able to swim. Marcus. And I would love to be able to not need to snorkel. Marcus.

I wish we would have kept the gills. He's never snorkeled in his life. Yeah. No, you never have. No. Lungs are more adaptable to land. Gills are more adaptable to water. Why do we keep both?

You can't have both. Nobody has both. This is all part of the technocrizing of this podcast. Okay. Well, I'm sure there's like three animals that have both and we'll get a bunch of emails. Actually, the fucking Plata Bumpa Bump has the fucking gills and mums. I am open. I'm open to corrections.

We have been too defensive on side stories. Help potlgmail.com, what is the Plata Bump Bump and why can you not fucking? It has one testicle and a large vagina. There are in essence two approaches to transhumanism. One is technological in which we use computers, nanotechnology or robotics to take us to the next level of evolution. Yes, because maybe there is an overarching belief, which I do agree that we need to somehow embrace technology with our own biology.

We have to come together if we ever plan to travel the stars. Okay. The other, which we'll mostly be focusing on today, is biological in which we combine our DNA with that of another animal to make us something more than human. More human than human. I love you, Rob. I love you, Rob. It's fucking sweet, dude.

I realized I should have taken a note out of Henry's book, but instead of telling people to smoke a bunch of weed and roll up a hog's leg, this is a whiskey episode. Oh, yeah. You're going to want to pour a little bit of whiskey. You're going to want to look at your kid, but not, but look through them. Technically, you're a robot I made. Yes. I definitely think you want to pour yourself a nice McKellen 12 on this one.

Now, for some reason, certain biologists in the early 20th century became obsessed with the idea that the next level of human existence could be achieved by joining our DNA with an animal which shares a common ancestor with humans. Because those guys were horny and metal. I guess. The animal was the chimpanzee. Oh, for certain. No, if these scientists wouldn't they believe in evolution?

I thought we already did all this. They do. There is a lot of conjecture about where these ideas came from. One was a philosopher by the name of Nikolai Fyodorov, who was a futurist, and he theorized this concept, this idea of, and he came from the, what time period was it? It was the 1890s. Okay. And he was really interested in this idea of the perfection of the human race and society

using things like he wanted immortality, revival of the dead, space and ocean colonization. Oh, that's going to end well. Oh, it is. Because his idea too, one of his most extreme ideas is that immortality cannot be achieved until not only is every person on the planet able to live forever, but every person who has ever been dead has also been revived. So, because he believed in immortality. Yes.

I don't, I can't, we're, we're not doing great with people that are alive, let alone if we all just have to have the undead, and then of course the undead lobby is going to, they're going to bond. I don't even know what their issues are. But he started this idea that you can use technology, that we will use technology to join together. We will join with technology and we will become our own gods in essence, is that we've been given this consciousness, this inventor's mind by the creative agency of the universe,

and that now we are the creative agency of the universe, and our goal is for us to change ourselves and to change the world. And there's all, there's things that are locked into that, which is, again, maybe the total and absolute control of our living environment, so that we eventually merge with the robots, become robotic in essence, and then can travel infinitely across the stars. I hate to break it to this guy, Gogur, that's what we've done, we have Gogur. We can't even perfect the dick-sucking machine, you know what I mean, like we can't even perfect it.

I would argue with that. I think we have perfected the dick-sucking machine. Well, yes, because your blood's thermos, which is the most disgusting thing of all time, the flashlight. It's using your hands, it's using your emotions. You can't have the machine that can possibly know how to suck it in a way that you could tell by looking in your eyeballs. I mean, I've never used the dick-sucking machine, but the ads look pretty promising.

Wow. Wow. See? Wow. See what happens. People say I'm the one who's going to give up the human race. Marcus is already there. Now, as the story goes, the most infamous example of combining humans and apes came out of an

old story from Soviet Russia. As was reported in a paper called The Scotsman in 2005, a Soviet scientist was allegedly ordered by Joseph Stalin to combine humans with apes. With apes. Whoa. Skip me, my man apes. Wow. Allegedly, Stalin said, quote, I want to know an invincible human being, insensitive to

pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food that they eat. Man, I don't know. That seems bad, man, because he's just talking about how, I feel like we should, if a human bonds with the ape, I don't think that we should feed them bad food. I think we should have some of the best food around. We'll get into this a little bit, because I actually agree, and he is actually, I think incorrect in this idea that chimps would actually eat bad food, because they are very similar to us.

Absolutely. And they get mad, they want higher quality shit. Yes, they do. Except you can't teach them to get used to a certain level, which is actually very sad. Well, that's what we're getting used to as well. I mean, obviously Taco Bell has brought back the Mexican pizza, but let's not be hypocritical here when it comes to the lower quality of food within our fast food chain. Chimpanzees should also be allowed to have liquid diarrhea.

They should. But the reason why we started with biology is because that seemed at the time period, the science we had the most control over, like this idea that we were really heavily invested in biology, especially from the ideas of Darwin coming all the way up. So there was a lot of this idea that like, this is the first like science we can wrap our hands around. The idea of going to space was too far off. And the idea of all these other far flung ideas, the futurist ideas for transhumanism

was really far off. So it's like, first of all, it starts with this section of it, being like, well, what if we fuck with what we have here? And the idea that Stalin wanted super soldier man apes, it might have been a fun meeting that he had, but it also does seem to be a little bit of American propaganda as well. I'm starting to think we need more women in the sciences. I just feel like there was not a woman in the room when Stalin was like, let's have men fuck a bunch of apes, make mapes.

I just feel like someone could have been like, we don't need to do that. It just sounds like one of those meetings that's like, it's the very end and he's like, anybody has anything else. And then the one guy who didn't talk is like, what if we combine man and ape to make super soldier? And then he's just like, that's fucking great. That's great. Fucking shit.

And Ben, by the way, the preferred nomenclature is human Z. Human Z. Oh, okay. Yes. Human Z. Well, in 1926, the Politburo in Moscow allegedly passed the request for human Zs to the Soviet Academy of Science with an order to build a living war machine, i.e. a man combined with a chimpanzee.

I don't think that's it, what about it, what about a draft? Well, there's a lot of other ideas that maybe there's another, again, I think a fake idea that they thought that they could engineer the perfect proletariat as well. Slowly but surely, seeding this man ape, easily more controllable, happier in any given environment. I just don't think that's gonna be true. I also don't think it's going to be true. I think that you'll just give a chimpanzee more for you will. Yeah.

This is not the worst idea in a physical sense, because chimps are, as we all know, extraordinarily strong animals capable of ripping the hands and faces off people they don't like, as we all remember from the chimpy face-ripping stories of yours. You remember Travis the Chimp, no one forgets about Travis the Chimp. Don't forget it. I don't forget that ever. Too much red wine. Absolutely.

That was the problem. It became a real caffeine. What? And you also have to be careful with these chimpanzees just fucking, they do whatever they want. Yes, especially if you get them hammered. Additionally, Russia had lost quite a few men during both World War I and the Revolution that came around the same time.

So there was intense pressure to find a new labor force and a new military force, specifically one that wouldn't complain. But I also think that's a bad read, because chimpanzees complain constantly. They throw their shit, they throw their literal shit when they are mad. Absolutely. I mean, I don't have a lot of experience, but you think about Bubbles. Remember Bubbles? Bubbles, well, honestly, Bubbles was complicit.

Well, of course he's complicit, a lot of upkeep, a lot of secrets. He knew sign language. Absolutely. Bubbles could have said something about those kids. Absolutely, he could have. This of course was coming at the same time that Russia was embarking on its first five-year plan to fast-track industrialization, which, as we all know, resulted in famine that killed millions.

And of course, as Henry also said, oh, this sounds a lot like American propaganda, even if part of it is true. I mean, Stalin did kill millions of people. There was a massive starve-off, and it was very bad over there. But again, it's more about their goals. A starve-off. Yeah. That's what you're calling starvation.

That's what it is. A starve-off. It's a fun reality show way to talk about famine. Yes, very much so. But Stalin, you know what I want to say? It seems to be Stalinist communism. Maybe I'm wrong. It seems a lot about broad strokes, not a lot about the little details that are the millions

of humans that are involved in the gears of the system. Right. Maybe I'm incorrect. But at any rate, according to the story, the job of creating a so-called human z was given to a highly regarded scientist named Ilya Ivanov, who had established his reputation under the czar back in 1901 when he founded the first center for the artificial insemination of racehorses, which is still a big money business, as we all know. How many animal com stories do we talk about on Roundtable?

Oh my goodness. 25? 25. After the beers were flowing, we couldn't stop talking about semen. And there's also a lot of money in semen. And there's a lot of interest. And specifically pig semen. Oh, we know.

Yes. And Marcus comes from pig royalty. You understand how much pig comes from? Pig royalty? This is another one of the Zabrowski lies. He's a cattleman. He's a cattleman. He's a cattleman.

No, he slapped his pig with the little sticks. He slapped the pig with the little sticks. What are you talking about? Yes. My nephew, Callan, yes, he did slap his pig, Mr. Jenkins, with the little sticks. And he made it go on the thing. But that's what you do when you're a kid. Yeah, he made it go on the thing.

You don't make him pig royalty that makes him a fucking kid that grew up in rural Texas. You need to watch Pig Royalty, Kissel. No, I know. I'm looking at it right now. Yeah, he's right here. He's rare. But back to the story, Ilya Ivanov, he is what I would consider to be more so, he's like a modern Dr. Frankenstein in a way.

This is where, you know, with last podcast, we talked about the human element. I think there's a human element here is that a lot of this man-ape research was done by simply a very curious scientist who figured out a way to get it subsidized by his government. Because Ilya Ivanov has obsessed with this concept of cross fucking, making animals cross fuck and do all these things. We'll get into it. We'll get into it. Yeah, yeah, we'll get into it.

Well, in 1926, Ilya Ivanov was supposedly sent to West Africa with $200,000 to conduct his first experiments in impregnating female chimpanzees with human semen. At the same time, a center was set up in the country of Georgia to raise these human zes when the experiment paid off. There's a whole infrastructure working. But when impregnating chimps with human sperm didn't work, Ivanov returned to Georgia to try it the other way, impregnating human women with chimpanzee semen. I was actually going to give them a little bit of credit, I was going to give them a

little bit of credit for, because it's such a stupid idea. No, man. It's definitely a male idea. You put a yam on her pussy. No, that is not. I'd say you get those chimps in there, man. I don't even know if... I don't think chimpanzees like yams.

You put a little hammer and sickle on there, man. Get a little hat, a little Russian hat, get them right in there, man. But now, of course, I'm very disappointed because I do think it's like, okay, this is an idea, let's go fuck, you know, but now it's very bad. It is. If you're a turkey baster, they're not actually having men have sex with chimpanzees or chimpanzees have sex with women, it's just, I mean, it's invasive, yes. It was thrown out there.

Okay. It definitely, at some point in a meeting, was like, couldn't we get them to actually fuck? Right. Someone like once, like, I guess if we just shave one of them, he could look like my husband. Oh. I said the big problem is, the big problem of this whole thing was finding volunteers. Yes.

During this second. I would imagine. Yeah. But we'll also get to that. Okay. It's also something to get to. Well, I have an off when he couldn't impregnate human women with chimpanzee sperm. That was another failure for him.

What a fright, huh? Just like, you go home and you're like, God damn it, honey, I couldn't do it. And then all the monkeys in Georgia died. Okay. They just all just fucking, yeah, they all died. They didn't have fun. Because they were... Was it suicide or...?

I know now about like, I was watching this documentary about wrangling brothers and the idea of how they used to have to bring exotic animals across the world to get to wherever the circus was, is that, let's say they needed five lions. They'd package up 30 lions to see which ones would make the trip because a lot of them just died on the trip. Yeah, I would imagine. So these monkeys, they would go and get as many apes as... Yeah.

Whatever, man. I'm not dealing with that. I don't know. I don't know. I'll be a stickler on that one. I'll be a well-actually guy on that one. You fucking cyborg. I...

Who... It's this cyborg talking to me. It's like Siri over there with his little page boy haircut on. And then I... Again, no reason to demonize our friend. He's a little bit under the weather. That's really... We did start...

Right before we started, Henry just said he was going to attack Marcus the entire episode. I'm sorry. I don't know. You are living into that. Because I would not be... Yeah, because I would not be able to defend myself properly. Oh, that's always... Shoot for the king.

Whenever he's sad and alone. So he packaged up like 108 to go to Russia. It was actually 700. Oh, my God. And it got something like 20. That's horrible. It's a very bad group. Oh, my Lord.

It's a very bad group. Well, at the end of his rope and with all the Georgian monkeys dead, Ivanov supposedly contacted a Cuban heiress to lend him some of her monkeys so he could make a last-ditch effort. How horny are these monkeys? Well, what is going on now? I didn't realize that this was so common. Yeah.

Well, I mean, that's the thing. It's a woman in Cuba with a bunch of apes. Right. And so he's like, hey, Soviet Russia, Cuba, we're kind of... We're friends. Yeah. We're friends. Give me some apes.

Give me some of the apes. But when the Americans were made aware of the plan and the New York Times reported on the story, the Cuban heiress dropped out, didn't want the bad publicity. I've had enough of this. Couldn't handle the heat. I keep the apes. As what we learned from the Alan Moore BBC masterclass that we've been taking, Marcus and I, is that back in the day, the worst curse that could happen to you would be become

the subject of a bard's tale. Oh. A satire. A satire. A satire. Forever. Wow. Indeed.

A powerful message. Powerful. Well, so the whole thing failed. Huh? Expensive blunder. Didn't see that coming. Those apes did. Hello.

Well, for this expensive blunder, Ivanov was sentenced to five years in jail, which was commuted to five years exile in Kazakhstan. Oh, Borat. And there, there he reportedly died a classic Soviet death falling sick while standing on a freezing railway platform and dying of a subsequent stroke. Yay. I didn't know. That's the classic Soviet death.

The death. The death. Dying on a fucking freezing. Yeah. Dying. Yeah. It's on the fucking death certificate. Dying like a fucking dog.

Dying. Now, nobody knows where the Scotsman got the quote from Stalin directing his people to create humans, these soldiers and workers, because nobody has been able to find a shred of evidence that Stalin ever said such a thing. Yeah. But even if Stalin wasn't specifically looking for human chimp soldiers, everything else in the story is true. Yeah, buddy.

Yeah. I love humans, man. Nice. There is an idea. Yep. We've done it. We've thought about it. And in the end, this story is really about one man's obsession to fill human women with

chimp calm. Well, that's... I am a simple man. I am a simple man. I have but one goal in life. It's not that simple though. Well, no, you'll be surprised because it is a romantic meetup, the calm in the egg. All he takes is, yes, a bit of struggle to get calm, to pin chimp down.

You get his crackle. Yeah. You give his crackle a four, five, six, nine thugs, right? Very difficult because of his thrashing and biting. Right. And then a woman, she's always kicking and saying, no, my baby will not be mutant. And I say, shut up. It's for Russia.

And I go in, I pin up her legs up to the wall, like fucking... I take her toes. I clip her toes to a thing above the bed. Oh, my goodness. I shove it right in there until... What's the point? Hmm. I simply have all of this calm, I must get rid of.

I see. Yeah. I mean, Ivanov really was obsessed with creating a human chimp hybrid. And were they just getting the come from random employees? Was it like Monday? He really did try to impregnate chimps with man come and women with chimp come. Multiple times in multiple locations. Multiple different time zones, different temperatures.

Wow. In addition, he also had the assistance of some of the most respected scientific organizations of the day. And while his motivations weren't about creating a race of workers and soldiers for the Soviet Union, his motivations were decidedly Soviet in certain ways. According to one read of the situation, Ivanov was trying to discredit religious belief in creationism. Dude, this is the fucking honestly. The most metal thing I've heard from a scientist like what he wanted to do.

I agree with this read. Essentially, if Ivanov was able to crossbreed a chimp with the human, then he would have proved Darwin's theory of evolution, which would help the Soviet Union's quest to stamp out religion forever. Seriously? His actual statement was, with this experiment, we can kill God. Fuck it! I'm not sure if that's... Bye-bye, Jesus!

That's all the joke. Well, it doesn't seem like it didn't work. That's for sure. I also don't fully... But I feel like it might make me believe in God more. No, no, no. It's about this idea that like, because they're all saying, you know, the core of that central belief is that human beings are special, celestial, handmade thing by God to be in their image and whatever.

Or this idea is that if we are enough genetically close to a chimp, it's just showing that like, oh no, that we were just one of many races of standing, like standing ape that ascended to this level that if we can crossbreed with other things that are close to us, that shows that there were probably many strains of humankind, which now we know from archaeology that there were many different levels of humans. But at the time, they were trying to like, prove it, prove it, but the proof was in the pudding. Do you think this is why Tom Cruise has his fish fetish, perhaps? I think he has that fish fetish just to show that I think, again, it's about him being able to get hard for the fish, and that shows mastery of his body. You know, I went into a YouTube poll of Tom Cruise who I could see having an idea very similar to this,

and I have to say he does his own stunts. He does. And they're quite difficult. So this is where you've landed on the Tom Cruise fish fucking scandal, on the blind items, is that he's fathoming sex with fish to prove that he has mastery over his own body so he can get hard, if he can get hard for fish, then he can do anything. I can do anything. I mean, there's a certain truth to that.

I see that he can do anything possible, like that he shows, he hung on the side of a plane. It's not easy to do. Fly from your plane. A roast as dark as the night, perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad ravings required for your podcasting. Don't mind the red eyes. He's just trying to warn you of the bridge. The bridge. Finally, from the caffeine-addled brains of Spring Hill Jack Coffee and Last Podcast on the left,

we bring you Mothman's Red Eye Blend. Yes, delicious Panama beans, go to lastpodcastmerch.com to order yours today. Well, let's get back to Ilya Ivanov. Yes, let's get back to some serious stuff. Absolutely, some science. As far as who Ilya Ivanov really was, he was actually a master in the field of animal hybridization and artificial insemination. He was responsible for creating such hybrids as the guinea pig mouse and the zadonk,

which was a hybrid of a zebra and a donkey, or you could call it a zedonk. Oh, is there a zedonk? I'd say zedonk because it's zebra. Yeah, instead of a zedonk. Yeah, it's like I've actually, Natalie now had a big thing about whether or not it's human zee or human zee. I would say it's a human zee. That's what she says, human zee. Oh, no, it's working on tatters.

Yeah, I'm sleeping in the car. By 1910, Ivanov had presented his idea of a human zee at the World Congress of Zoologists, which considering his reputation and how much success he'd had with the zadonk, this idea was met with a fair amount of curiosity and intrigue. Do you not think that there was no crosstalk of people or just like anybody who's been like, I think this guy just likes watching animals. Oh, they must, but I think they all liked it. I guess so.

But I don't think anybody's that charmed. I'm charmed with the idea of a chimp making love to a human woman. But I say this. No, that's the thing, Henry. They're all accepting that no one is making love to anybody else. Well, that's worse than. Why? That sucks.

It's artificial insemination. That's what they're excited about because that's science. It's dispassionate. No, I mean, that's ridiculous. Science is very passionate. I've seen, I know people that are in the sex work community and it's dispassionate. They know for a fact that they can do, they both have fun and don't have fun. They both, it is a job.

So if you get a professional chimp porn actor with a professional woman sex worker, you did say make love, which has some. Make love. Make love. It doesn't work in the lab. I don't know. It's just a lot of crunchy khakis there in this zoology meeting. And I would like to know what zoologists talk about behind closed doors because I bet you

they still have conversations that can get a little icky. They call us a bunch of cucks for zebras and giraffes. They're like, no one gives a fucking shit about a giraffe. Look at these guys out here watching like at some kind of TV show. This is a master zebra cuckoo. Remember, Ilya Ivanov was Russian. By 1917, the Russian Revolution had occurred. So Ivanov needed a good angle to get funded, a good communist Soviet angle.

Yeah, he had to pitch it. Yeah. And since he approached the Soviet government with his humancy experiment as a way to validate Darwin's theory, thus striking a blow against organized religion. A spirit to the heart of Christ. I don't know. And in my opinion, I think in reality, he really just wanted to fill chimps with mancom and women with chimp com.

Darwin be damned, but needs must when a man has a passion. I do agree. I think this is an example of the scientists. This is the true example of fascinating. Like it's just a man watching from the side. He just wants to see it happen. Yeah, scientists gone wild here. Really some stuff happening.

Yeah, he's just trying to get his fucking idea off the ground and he's selling it. Every scientist has to sell it to the fucking board. And he's got my money. He's got my money. I want to see these fucking chimps babies. Do they care what kind of cum it is? Or do they, anyone's cum will do? Or do they try to get the smartest of the smart cum?

They kept it just apes like chimps. No, but I'm talking about the human cum. When it comes to the... Oh, it was his. Oh, it was his. I am more than certain because we know this for a fact that in America when we had, there was a new documentary series that's about this, so that people going into, there was a whole time period where people were going into, with fertility problems and fertility

doctors were using their own semen to inseminate these various women that had problems conceiving. So I cannot believe it would be anybody else but besides like, hey, rigor, have you jerked it today? Did you jerk it? No, no, good. Good, good, good. You haven't yet. Let's get your top cream.

Right. Let's get the food. I need greens, man. I need you to get your fucking greens. Yeah, I have some pineapple there. All right. Kind of like Spider-Man. They can kind of web it out.

Yeah, I mean, he's making his own science. I can't be that one, right, Marcus? It was probably like amongst the community. Right? It was probably their own. Yeah. It was kind of, you're mandated. Like is it like, oh, it's Monday.

Oh, my damn to come. Yeah, because they're not trying to raise these things to be college professors. Like these are soldiers. These are workers. They're not truly concerned with, you know, how much thought they can put into a dissertation. Yeah. And honestly, I'd use one professional golfers. Yeah.

I'd use a comedians come. Oh, absolutely. I'd use a presidents come. Sure. Okay. So as I said, Ivanov first tried to impregnate a chimp with human semen in Africa. But as we mentioned, that failed. So he headed home to impregnate women with chimp semen.

Okay. And surprisingly, five women actually volunteered for the program for reasons unknown. Although we may put the word volunteer into quotes. He was trying his best to, from what I was reading is that he was trying his best to find a volunteer. He wanted someone to be willing to it because the way he pitched it is again, we're at the forefront of scientific discovery. This is the most incredible chapter in humankind possible. Such a drastic part.

Will you be the mother to the future of humankind? And then they're all like putting monkey calm up inside the monkey. And he's like, ah, yes. Now you understand. Oh my goodness. Okay. But they, they did basically, I think in the, in the. They were kind of forced.

Yeah. Okay. However, the apes that Ivanov had brought with them from their native land didn't do too well in Georgia, even though the climate is somewhat subtropical for Eastern Europe. All the apes soon died except one. And by the time the experiment was finally ready to go, only a 26 year old orangutan named Tarzan is left. And he soon died of a brain hemorrhage.

What is going on? If you have to come enough for five separate pregnancy. Oh my Lord. Experiments. Tarzan. You're going to pop a vessel. I guess. You mean like that's him every day being like, I can't come no more.

Look at the left of the gym. Also 26. Isn't that like super old? Not really. Actually for apes and captivity, it's about 10 years from death. Usually apes and captivity on average live around 30, 35 years. He's probably over it. He doesn't want to come anymore.

He's done. He's like, I'm not. I'm not. 35 to 45 years. Yeah. Oh, I'm looking at one right now. They're ready to fuck. No.

Look at his lies. Nobody fucks me, man. Oh my goodness. Well, Ivanov tried putting in another order for apes. But before the apes arrived at the facility, Ivanov fell victim to the widespread purge of Soviet scientists and was exiled to Kazakhstan where he did in fact die of a stroke. Now before we shame Ivanov too much as a mad scientist, it's important to know that he was not the only scientist who had this idea.

I actually don't know if he is a mad scientist. I could see him being immensely happy. Just doing what he wants. He's just truly, he's a pure scientist, I would say. Yes. Where he did not really care about the sociological implications of what he was doing. He was just happy to see. He didn't ask if, while we were asking if we could do it, we never asked if we should.

Now, here's the definition of that. Yeah. When it was discovered that humans and chimps were far more similar genetically than we'd ever imagined, a German sexologist named Herman Rowlater. That just sounds like a fake thing you tell to a foreign person. I always, whenever I think of a sexologist, I think of a Herman. He tried going through with the experiment of inseminating chimps with human sperm. His partner in this was a Dutch zoologist named another Herman, Herman Mones.

Herman paging Mr. Mones, paging Mr. Mones. But while Rowlater remained a respected name in sexology after the experiment was rejected in the planning stages. We have finally found the clit. Oh, wow. The Dutch zoologist was fired from his teaching position for even participating in the preliminary stages of such a wild experiment. Honestly, I don't know if they need to be fired.

I agree because a zoologist's job is not trying to keep it to the animals. Keep it to the animals. So you think that bringing the people in, that's where he broke zoologist's protocol. It's good for the other guy. This exologist should actually have a zoologist around to be like, hey, how can I make this ape harder? Right. Like, what are apes like?

You know what I mean? That kind of thing. But the zoologist shouldn't be there with the fucking goggles on, like testing out there, being like, ah, yeah, get her girl. That's what I think. The sexologist is allowed to be a professional pervert. I think they need someone around to be like, what you guys doing there? Just like everyone needs a what you guys doing there guy.

Because I'd be like, oh, you guys are fucking that. And then I would say, and I would say, you tell me and say it out loud. Oh, I'm putting cum inside of this ape. So you have to say it out loud. You have to say it out loud. Does it sound like you're doing something good? What are you going to do in there? Transhumanism.

Okay. And it must be said that all of Ivanov's research was not met with applause at every corner, even in the Soviet Union. Apparently the Soviets were fine with him filling chimps with human cum. But filling humans with chimp cum was a bridge too far. Oh, whatever, man. Whatever dude. It might be, yeah.

But what really got Ivanov in hot water in the end was not scientific ethics, but scientific politics. Yeah, man. The president Stalin wanted it to be his cum. Yeah. I know this isn't a gold star episode. Maybe it's like a milky star episode. There's a milky way.

It's just there's a lot of cum here. Oh, yes. We warned the audience. Okay. Yeah. And I'm not done yet. No. See, Ivanov had gotten swept up in the eugenics conversation, although it was argued that

his area of research was in so-called positive eugenics. Oh, I love that spin. I love that spin. Yeah. Well, that's when parents with good, quote, unquote, good genetics are encouraged to have more children, and that's the end of it. Sure. But as we know, eugenics by its very nature cannot be positive.

If you are encouraging so-called good genetics, then by definition, you are discouraging so-called bad genetics, which is a conversation that ends at the most innocent side for sterilizing civilization, and at the worst, complete genocide. It also doesn't work. I've seen beautiful parents with some of the ugliest, dumpiest kids. Oh, yeah. And most of the most successful parents then have a child that is then completely woefully unable to be a singularly successful in society.

Yes. And then they become monsters. But if you do want to see, quote, unquote, bad genetics just on fire, and you just take a trip down to Disney World, and you just take a look at that experiment is well and good. You have a vengeance now against Disney World. It ruined my experience of Disney World, and we will never go back. Isn't that too bad?

Very good. Well, since eugenics was a central tenet of Nazism and therefore, fascism, which is an absolute enemy of Soviet Russia and communism, Ivanov was seen as a community of eugenics scientists that needed to be purged from Soviet Russia. Well, this is where he also got trapped up in maybe even like how propaganda from other places will fuck with you within your own home because this was this idea of what I kind of hinted at before, which is they thought that they could re-engineer the perfect proletariat like this idea that was attached to him that may or may have never have come from inside

his community, but it was that idea of like what we'll do is seed the world with this DNA and have more and more half monkey half people that will then fuck other people and then like more and more thin out human DNA into perfectly controllable chimpanzee. Yeah, well, that'll be a fun conversation to have with the folks who are getting married there. Well, Ivanov was actually one of the lucky ones because many of Ivanov's contemporaries were simply shot instead of being exiled to Kazakhstan to die freezing on a railway platform. But while Soviet Russia abandoned their plans for a human Z, there were reports that China

actually attempted a human chimpanzee crossbreeding program in 1967. Obviously the head of a Chinese hospital claimed that a chimpanzee female had been impregnated with human sperm. I mean, we've thought about like that. We thought like what about the infant then? Oh yeah, man. There's a lot of thought about it. Because it would be kind of weird if you were like my birth mother is a chimpanzee.

You keep it alive for the seven days that it will live and then you throw it in the garbage. Oh. Is that science? That's science? That's science. Yeah. Well, this is aborted science.

According to this hospital officials account, the experiment was cut short by China's cultural revolution. Very scary. And the scientist responsible for impregnating the chimp were sent to a farm labor camp for reeducation. You know that they were probably fucking killed and the chimp, three months pregnant, died of neglect. Probably best.

Probably best because I just don't think at this time period, I think especially after the cultural revolution, I don't know if we were ready to raise the human Z. The culture before was all for it. And then they were like, let's not be born. They weren't given a choice. Hmm. Yeah. They weren't given a choice.

No. But while a human Z was never successfully created in a laboratory. We don't know. We don't know. Okay. I've seen Hellboy. Allegedly. Allegedly.

Because there was another. I mean, because what was his name? Gordon. Gekko? Gordon Gekko. There was another. Gordon Ramsay. No.

Gordon Gallup. Gordon Gallup. In a lab and again, it lived for seven days and then it died on its own. I mean. It died on its own. What a horrible life. Yeah. Of course.

Yeah. It was alive for a second, but I imagine those seven days must have been trippiest. Fuck. But I don't know if it happened. I don't know. Yeah. But while a human Z was never officially successfully created in a laboratory. Okay.

Thank you. It was suspected that a human Z had somehow been created in the wild. Yeah. In Noah's lab, dude. Yep. Well, all right. That's what the arc was, man. It was a fucking transhumanism lab, bro.

It's a fuckboat, huh? Yeah. That's why I'm going to name my new program, Noah's Arc. That's fantastic. It's every type of chick with vials of my penis. That's epstein. I'm sorry. I'm so excited for your.

It's international waters. Well, to wit, a performing chimpanzee named Oliver, captured in the Congo, was believed to be a human Z bred in the wild. Program, man. Missing link, dog. Well, they shouldn't have given it that nerdy name. He's going to be made fun of in school. No, man.

He was fucking huge, dude. Okay. Now, admittedly, Oliver did appear to look more human than most chimpanzees. He did. He had a flatter face. Mm-hmm. He walked bipedally instead of on his knuckles. Like a dude, guys.

Or bipedally. Like a fucking bro. He's a dude. He's like my fucking bro. He's a dude. And he reportedly preferred human females to chimp females. Who wouldn't? Just be very careful.

Who wouldn't? That's dangerous. And sometimes, you know how it is being super tall. Sometimes girls will just give you a shot. I mean, I don't know, but they see this new dude, this new type of guy. He's a cool guy. Yeah, you don't know, man. Does he skateboard and stuff?

He can't talk. Okay. Gonna rip your tits off. Well, according to one of Oliver's owners, a woman named Janet Berger, Oliver became attracted to her when he turned 16. Not good. Which prompted her and her husband to sell the horny ape to a New York attorney. I know what to do with this horny ape.

Yes, indeed. I know what to do with him. I take him to law school. Absolutely. I regularly roll Giuliani there. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna clean out the neighborhoods. So, I mean, she must have completed the circuit, right?

You're blaming this on her. You're fucking disgusting. She's an animal. You're disgusting. It's an animal. So, it's like... I think he really likes to fuck. Yeah, he was grabbing her tits and had a fucking big heart cock on him.

He was getting erectioned. I don't... Okay. Yeah, he's not flirting with him. He's not flirting with her, dude. It's not cool. He looks across the dance floor. He's still a very aggressive animal that is like actively trying to have sex with her

that's treating this woman like she is another chimp. I see. Like, it's... He's not writing her fucking love notes. Yeah, man. They're not writing love notes. They're not going to do the in and out. Aw.

No, it's not... She's sharing a fucking malted... A chocolate malted at the fucking malt shop. They're just sucking on straws together. Yeah, sucking on straws. It's some fucking spaghetti in a back alley. It's a great... This is something the way that you fling your dookie...

You fling your dookie, it's so funny. What a date. Oh, man. Scientific episode. Yeah. There's a lot of research in this. So much research, yeah. Well, the attorney who bought...

I love Oliver. All right. 16-year-old Horny S.A. Kind of living the dream. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Okay.

Well, the attorney who bought Oliver was... He got him. He killed him. He killed him with a rat tout. It's the date. It's just this big, huge, erect animal. And this tiny woman. Wow.

Oh, God. I never know what's going to happen. I'm really sorry, guys. Yeah, well, I've been under fucking COVID pressure for a week. It's like starting to lift off now. No, yeah, no. It's nice. You're like, I talked to you yesterday.

You're like, you're the first person to talk to in seven days. I'm just so happy the entire time you were researching this. I mean, honestly, at least this is... It's not MK Ultra. No, it's not. Well, the attorney who bought Oliver was Michael Miller, who met with Oliver after reading about him in the newspaper. Huh.

He paid $8,000 for Oliver the chimp. Okay. And he met with him at various events, like the Explorers Club banquet. Just because he was horny. That was it. There was like this. Well, he had to get rid of him.

They had to get rid of him. And they're looking at this thing. You know what I'm saying? The attorney, he's just like the fact that it was such a horny ape. That's what... It's not just he's a horny ape. He also looks like a dude and walks around like a dude. He put a little suit on him.

You give him a cigar and you got a show. I go see that show now. Absolutely. Now, remember when we played that fucking theater in Oakland? And there was that monkey who sold out an entire week at that theater? Was it Esther or something like that? Yeah. It just would do...

Yeah, it would just like... He'd play the piano. It was awesome. It's a great show. It was just a tiny spider monkey. I mean, imagine you get a chimp that looks like a dude. Yeah. Huge cock.

Yeah. Apparently. In the next year, Michael Miller flew Oliver to Japan to appear on TV, followed by a three week tour of the country, exhibiting behavior close to human. Look at the monkey, isn't he great? Okay. After that, Oliver bounced around various owners

and even spent time in a small cage at a research facility. Yeah, that's... But thankfully, Oliver ended up at a sanctuary called Primarily Primates, where he died there. He died at the age of 55, 20 years longer than most apes in captivity. And he died right next to his loving chimp girlfriend named Raisin. Raisin. They found each other in fucking at the very end in his retirement community.

Primarily Primates was one of the first ever reserves for former performing apes to go live at the end of their life, and like around a fucking tree. But he was seven years in that research facility. And they didn't know what to do. And it's interesting too, for something that really was like... Because they don't know what the hell he was. They don't know what the hell he was.

We'll get into more details about it. But if something was so close to human, and it really was, he did kind of exhibit that thing, that weird and Kenny Valley thing that some chimps, a certain high performative apes do, where they are a lot like us. They could experience empathy. There's a reason we don't need them, I think. Yeah, I mean, they don't taste good.

You mean that's the reason? Yeah. Maybe because it's... No, no. We should have killed them out a long time ago. They're our only competition besides the octopus. Absolutely. Not in the octopi.

Very, very successful. I don't know if they should be farmed though. No, they shouldn't be. Too smart. Hey, what's up everyone? How you doing? Ben Kissel here with Henry Zabrowski. Yeah, it's me, man.

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Because it's adept at imitating human behavior, it looks more human than most other apes, and it's obviously attracted to human females. But that's not scientific proof. The scientific proof for dubbing Oliver and official human Z was all in the chromosomes. It always is. Look, Chad Hanks.

Nothing could save him. Nothing could save him. Nothing could save him. Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks, beautiful people, both physically and internally. Chad. Yep. But even Tom Hanks.

Colin. Exactly. One sleepy cum. One alert cum. That's all it takes. Well, humans have 46 chromosomes while chimps have 48. So logically, a human Z should have 47. Oh.

Right down the middle. Split the difference. But when Oliver was finally tested, it was found that he did indeed have 48. In the pudding. It's in the pudding. So in the end, while Oliver did look and act more human, and he did have a predilection towards human women,

he was still a chimp. An odd chimp, to be sure. A special chimp. But a chimp nonetheless. They think he might have been a crossbreed between a gorilla and another type of chimpanzee. They think he might have been that. There is also a real, there is a case to be made

that something like him could have been the thing that led to humankind. The idea that they are missing link. It just showed this, this, these little bridge steps that, you know, these qualities pop up. And eventually if that thing, and there was another human Z style thing, and they fucked, they make something that was even closer

to a person and other things, they all fucking they make even something closer to a person. That's how we get kissle. Yeah. Me, I was genetically engineered by Polish scientists. Oh yeah, I could see you in a lab there. While it's been proved again and again that human Zs don't exist in the real world.

Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. That hasn't stopped science fiction writers from exploring the idea that human Zs may one day populate the earth. From your mouth to God Zs. Let them take the fucking wheel, man.

Absolutely. Specifically, a 2000 science fiction novel by F. Paul Wilson called Sims explores just such a notion. I imagine that they must have, in some way shape or form, cleared the word Sims, or this was self-published. Oh yes, indeed. Yes.

I believe if this is 2000, this was right around the time that the game The Sims came out. I think that came out first in maybe 99, 2001. It doesn't matter if it's copyright on Chimp fucking. It's very different. It's different. It is different. But it did win the Libertarian Science Fiction Award.

So when it comes down to it, it really is a... It was operating on its own prison. Absolutely. Well, in the book, humans use gene therapy to cure most deadly diseases. And apparently their first idea after curing all diseases is to create a slave race of part chimpanzees, the part humans that they call Sims.

Helper race. I just feel like they're greatly missing automation and robots and stuff. Oh no, it'll get there. Okay. Well, as far as plot goes, the Sims have been a part of society for a while, but are beginning to realize their plight.

And it all begins with a group of human-z golf caddies who decide that they want to unionize. And the real villain of the story here is, of course, the unions. Oh my goodness. That is what they're really upset about. Best Libertarian Science Fiction Story of the Year. Goodness. Well, really, the author's note at the beginning of the novel

says it all, Henry, if you would. Sims takes place just around the corner, time-wise, in your town, your country, your world. And they seem like science fiction, but it isn't. For right now, as you read these words, someone somewhere is altering a chimpanzee's genome to make it more human. This is David Mamet's new book.

Right now. So it won't be too long before we all come face-to-face with the same issues, challenging kinkies in Sims. This is what you're wasting your time writing, huh? Well, I mean, that's really all about... Wow, you really toned that down quite a bit. You switched the tone on that,

because I imagined it to be much more like a Rod Serling. Sims takes place just around the corner, time-wise, in your town, your country, your world. The former was more accurate. For right now, as you read these words, someone somewhere is altering a chimpanzee's genome to make it more human. Right now.

It's not a baseball announcer. It's not like Bob Euker. It's urgency to it. I see. But humanities, of course, that's just the biology side of things when it comes to transhumanism. Yes.

There's also the technological side, which, you may not be surprised, has been twisted by certain conspiracy theorists as a possible path to a dystopian future for us all. We will definitely need to do a chapter two of transhumanism to really get into the details of where all of this goes from, because much like the beginning, humble beginnings of transhumanism with monkey cum,

there is an actual, like, normal idea of this concept of we will join ourselves with robotic technology. We will join with technology and we will move on. Ray Kurzweil, who is the guy that created the idea of the singularity, this idea that he believes by 2049 there will be an AI that will actually be able to function like a human mind, and we will use that to travel into space. But it mostly seems that the way Kurzweil has mastered

is the power of hair technology, because he went from bold to the most free-flowing, beautiful Kyle McLaughlin Papadour that I have ever seen that really shows the power of the future. Absolutely. One of the leading paranoics in this field, the field that transhumanism is a dystopian reality, my God, is a woman named Elana Freeland.

She's written a trilogy of books on the subject that ended with a book called Geoengineered Transhumanism, how the environment has been weaponized by chemicals, electromagnetism, and nanotechnology for synthetic biology. That is the entire title. What a pain in the ass. You have to write that entire title on all kinds of...

All the other books. This is the other two books in that trilogy. Under an ionized sky, from chemtrails to space-fence lockdown. Chemtrails, harp, and the full spectrum dominance of planet Earth, because that's what she's focused on, this idea of the full spectrum dominance of planet Earth. Yeah. Her general idea is that for decades,

the government has been controlling the ionosphere with phased array heater blasts... Space-fence! ...and contain an ionized atmosphere. I'm taking this slow. Power the world, like an antenna! Like an antenna. An ionized atmosphere in which chemicals, nanotechnology,

and symbiocinergies... Yep. ...are continuously laid by jets, drones, and rockets in the name of so-called climate change. In the clouds with nanomachines to make them brighter so they reflect more light. Okay. And that thing is...

But guess where it goes, man? You think it stays in the fucking clouds, you fucking asshole? I have no idea. No, man. It drifts down to your little precious pink lungs. I just... Okay. Well, basically, this is a chemtrail conspiracy.

In which the air we breathe, the soil we grow in our food, and the water we drink, have all been commandeered as an advanced team of biotech and big pharma for what Elana Freeland calls human 2.0 transhumanism. She might be onto something. Monsanto?

Don't even give me. I mean, she's really... She's not onto anything. No, okay. No, no, no, no. She is a very sad woman. She's a very, very sad broken woman. She was zim-sad.

She had all these ideas. I've listened to hours of her speak. She is very upset. Yeah, she's busy. She's busy. Well, combined with what else but vaccinations? Well, you mean... No, Marcus, the Wuhan incident.

Very intriguing. Because it's... Oh, it's not just the COVID vaccination. This stuff goes back years and years. This goes back to the 6th century. Wow. This is what she says. It goes back to the 6th century when they invented,

basically, how plagues were always invented by warfare. They're all... It's all bio warfare. Biological warfare. Yeah, and it was all been. And they use the same story we talked about in the Black Plague series as the invention of plagues in general. Yeah, but combined with what else but vaccinations,

all of this is in preparation for the software phase of the Brain-Computer Interface, or BCI, which is about to go into effect after decades of quiet war preparation. And all of this is somehow controlled by something called a space fence. Space fence! All right, hold on now.

Is she in any way anti-Semitic? Not yet. Fantastic. So then I'm going to say this. She might be onto something. She might be onto something. No. I don't know.

No, she's not. The word elite is thrown around quite a bit. And there's that. I have not gotten to the Rothschild chapter yet. Let me know when you do. Yes. Yeah. It's going to get anti-Semitic at some point.

It always does. Well, it's definitely anti-Chinese, and it's anti-humans. It's anti-herself. Well, then I'm not for it. Yeah. She's very upset all the time, very sad, and very afraid of everything.

Now, how could she be terrified of everything? With a YouTube channel, though. She has a YouTube channel, so isn't that a thing? Well, she doesn't have a YouTube channel because she doesn't have any form of technology in her home.

She must be. She does everything. I don't know how she... What the fuck does that work? I've seen her do on-camera interviews for other YouTube channels. She has about 40 listed. She's got, like, a secret TV in the closet.

You know that. Who put together her PDF of recoveries and remedies that tell us that Wi-Fi and 5G are breaking down the cells and chemicals in our body? Well, it's because the Wuhan incident. They wired all of Wuhan with 5G

and then released COVID, which has... They released COVID-19, right? Which is the receptor. What you have to do is, what she says here, it's autosuborea, which is the concept of creating chaos

in order to control the solution, right? Because then the vaccines put graphite in your blood that the 5G can use to track you. Even though you already got a phone, it doesn't really matter. No, no, no, it's to track you, bro. Because what it is,

is a sleeper cell inside your body. So when they finally will get to 6G, that's GGG. GGG. That's 6G. Go, go, go, go, go, go. They are going to go in there and they are going to be able to

zap into your blood and then turn you into a robot from the inside out. Got it. Okay. And that's about it. As much as my cove of brain could handle with this.

For more on space fences and in Chemtrail transhumanism, Henry, please, turning it over to you. Okay. So this is what I'm going to do here because there's not a lot of, it's not going to say

there's not a lot of things that make sense. I'm just going to read you a little bit of what she talks about. No, Alana Freeland is a very sad person. Who is very, seems very, very upset. And her idea is essentially, is that using,

it starts with Chemtrails, which is that they have been seeding our environment with these various elements that are going to slowly but surely replace all of our molecules in our body with machine particles.

The nanoparticles. She sounds like Richard Chase. It is, it does begin to sound insane. It's a different kind of paranoia. It's strange because it's such a, it's a very controlled paranoia. And it's not as like manic as Richard Chase is, but it's like,

if you read her that PDF of recoveries and remedies, like she believes in every single conspiracy theory that exists. It's exhausting. And it seems absolutely exhausting. Absolutely. It sounds like it's a very difficult life

because she believes that. And she believes in gangstocking as well. Very low. Absolutely. More gallons. Don't even, you've ever read anything into more gallons disease? Is that the more gallons

and the heavy metals and all that shit? Yes. And that they, from Chemtrails, these things work your way into your skin. It's this weird fibrous thing. She says more gallons is a sign that you have been chosen by the U.S. government as a trace agent.

Like it shows that you get these things. Is that cool or bad? I don't think you get any benefits. I don't think you get to go to a Quantico and like go ride the horses. Yeah. You don't get to stop paying taxes. No.

Of only. That's, you know how you stop paying taxes. You just stop paying taxes. That's what they learned. But Jesus. Or become a priest. Or become a pro. Oh man.

I'm so upset. So I just started, we just paid taxes. You can still do it one day. But so her main thrust is that we are trapped in the agenda of a, an occult military industrial complex that believes that we have to turn,

we have to gain mastery for what she calls full spectrum dominance of the planet Earth in order to spread across the galaxy. So it's the idea that we need to turn the planet Earth into entirely the technological being, that we are all networked together, main out of nano machines, and that we will spread out amongst the stars.

Because it's about this idea of like, human beings need to evolve into this thing in order to do it. You have to gain total control using things like harp, chemtrails. You slowly seed the world with these nano machines that will slowly replace this piece by piece by piece. Okay.

What the space fence is, was the space fence was talked about in 2017. It was under the Donald Trump administration where it was this idea to combat global warming. Where it's in order to, because that's where it comes from, is that global warming is of course not created by pollution.

You have to be such a fucking asshole to even think that. Well, I do, I think that's it. But in order to never fuck with the corporation's bottom line in any way, shape or form. Sure, that's true. What they have figured out is the way to maybe acknowledge climate change

but not acknowledge global warming. Like what we'll do is, we'll create what they call a space fence, is that we will go up in space and we will drop essentially like nanoparticles, like shiny things, like little tiny microscopic mirrors. This is a very stupid explanation.

Side stories, L-P-O-T-L, gmail.com to help me actually explain it. True. But the idea is that these particles will create a cloud around the planet Earth that will reflect the sun away from us. And what she's saying that that is one of these programs, is the insidious program that allows these machines

to then drop down into our world and then get into our lungs, so slowly but surely we can be replaced into robot material. Now, because she calls this... I know we're quite there yet. Oh, I don't think how far... No.

No, no, no, kissle. They invent the weather. The U.S. government has total control over the weather. They have total... They have terraformed everything. She already said... She said she's been watching the California wildfires for the last four years.

She's... You can't fuck with her. She's been researching on YouTube for three years. Yeah. Three years, dude. She's been watching YouTube for three years. What about the military industrial complex? Has it gone to a fucking library one time,

but she's been watching YouTube for three years? That's where the nanomachines are. If you look at her book... Okay. See, you have the very end of you. See how many pages? I thought she didn't have any technology in her home. I think her computer is made of wood.

If you... Look at the page count. Look at the page count right there. See how many pages? The Geoengineer Transhumanism. 834 pages of this book. Geoengineer Transhumanism. And this is what she says is the final rollout, right?

Okay. So the idea is that they are going to completely geoengineer the entire planet and get total control over it. Okay. And that we are a part of that. And this is a... This is one sentence from this book. Okay.

The transhumanist Trojan horse. We enter the decidedly occult precincts of eugenics-minded global elite bloodlines and secret societies that have sought for millennia the technology by which to turn the human masses into symbiosynthetic biology, golems, or humanculi from the magic human head brain and second brain to the genetics of the recently bold. COVID-19 occult assault on the human genome.

The intent being to replace the natural human body and brain protein carbon with a nanoparticle silicon polymer graphene-based hydrogel brain computer interface. That's BCI. For total artificial intelligence, AI, cloud domination over any and all future attempts to individually develop or fine-tune free will. If you tell me if she's in a sundress with big boobs

that you wouldn't sit there and listen to her talk. Oh, of course. I mean, that's the first date material right there. Absolutely. Because the whole point is that she acknowledges the mystical property of free will. That the one thing that they don't want to talk about if you read the Kabbaldi and everything is mental,

the universe is mental. This idea that we know in our heart of hearts that we generate reality with our own specific brain, with our brains, right? Right. With our free will or observations of society, what it does is that we can change, according to this and also mystical thinking, that you can change the world

simply by thinking about it and announcing. Changing your behavior. Sure, absolutely. And she says that that's reason why they have to fully mechanize us so they can take away the property of free will. So that we will become one roving force headed towards the stars. The metaverse.

Nobody, yes, the metaverse, nobody fighting against it. Right? Huh. I know it's starting to make sense to you. She's got a lot of thoughts. That's for sure. Yes. And that's what we got.

That's what we got. Because remember, it's not called half scale dominance of the fucking planet Earth. Full scale. Because the US government can do shit. They can make their own Birkland currents. They can make their own toroidal forms. You can't even.

What are these words? She says stuff in here that is wild dog. And I paid for this book. Wow. How much was it? I gave her fucking money. It was $15. I gave her my money.

And I read as much as I could. Because she even just talks about just how insidious this is. Across and above America. Pulse signals streak to and fro. Power lines glow. Toaster ovens and electric lights and hair and clothes dryers emanate, exude, lead. Cell phone, laptop and wireless frequencies pulse

billions of times per second at low power. Human and animal bodies and brains attempt to pulse at their ancient natural frequencies. But irradiation drowns out the Schumann life cycle of 7.83 hertz. Neural conditions like ametrophic, literal scoliosis, ALS, Lou Gehrig's disease are on the increase. Along with breast and testicular cancer.

Same as all because of the phones, dude. And we're helping the breakaway civilization. And I am no longer able to go out to dinner tonight. Because of what has happened here. Well, I think that's fantastic. All right, a little introduction to transhumanism. Oh, yeah, sorry. This is my research in the more gallons.

Absolutely a lot of disease pictures there. Very fun there on Henry's laptop. But that's just the beginning of it. I mean, obviously I think that when we really do, we'll do a chapter two because what we really need to talk about is fucking biohacks. We need to talk about fucking. We need to talk about biohacks.

We need to talk about, because those guys who put chips and magnets in their fingers will get deeper into Rick Kurtz file. Sure. With all that's fucking about. Well, that'll be really exciting. Okay, everyone. Thank you all so much for listening.

Are you excited? We have a lot of material to cover here. Check out the comic book. This is fucking huge. Soul plumber. Also, check out the series. Soul plumber is over. It's not over.

I actually saw. It's there forever. I saw an issue on eBay for $35. $35, wow. Don't buy it there though. I have a pile of them in my house. Keep on supporting. If you can find me and I have them on me,

I'll just give them to you. Yeah. I had to buy my own at the comic book store. Why did you have to buy your own? You never got any. You never got any of them? I never got any. I got piles of them.

I had to buy my own. I bought mine at Action City Comics in Brooklyn. We run like a well oiled machine. Absolutely perfect. Thank you all so much for supporting the shows on the network. And yeah, anything else? We're going to be on the road. So you know where to find us there.

And yeah. All right, everyone. Do you? Where are we? We're in Buffalo next week. We are in northfield. Northfield is going to be great. It better be.

I actually got a bunch of people from the surrounding area. Northfield is another casino gig. So that'll be fun when we stare at people who have no idea who we are and why we're there. I want to shout out to the at Foxwood. So when I was walking to the elevator, a lovely woman, she was going in the elevator. And she was like, we're coming to see y'all tonight. I'm so excited.

We're here for my girlfriend's birthday. And it looked down at, she was holding two full buckets of fireball shots. And I was like, I wonder if you made it to the show, ma'am. And I hope that you did. I hope that you made it. You enjoyed it. Casinos and fireball. Casinos and people who love fireball go together.

That has graphite in it. Well, it's all a bunch of bad decisions mixed together. Casinos, man. But next week, we shall be, as we originally scheduled, we will be hitting the high seas. We're very, very excited. It will be very good. And then we will come back.

I feel like we should just turn back around and just do transhumanism too. And do the next level of all the technology shit, because there's so much more to come. Let's see what the reaction to this one is. Okay, everyone. Thank you all so much for listening. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan.

Hail game. Magus dilations, everybody. Hail me. And that shows, man. Marcus is sick as a fucking dog. You still pumped out a six-page script. Where do these other people have any fucking excuses for now? Well, I don't fucking know.

I've also been doing it for 12 fucking years. That's my boy. That's my fucking boy. My fucking doldrum. That's my fucking job, bro. Yeah, I did. Fucking show up for my job. Fucking NEM fingers, man.

We're in a fucking COVID, dude. No, I know. It's fine. No, it looks great. We would not make him do the show if he was, like, dying. No, I mean. No, no, no. That didn't do it last week.

No, yeah. Last week, we got the, yeah. Yeah. My teeth are getting yellower. All right, guys. Which is weird. It might be the lighting. It has to be the lighting.

But yeah, my teeth seem to be getting a lot yellower. Yeah, ooh. Yeah. Interesting. Quit all smoking and all that. I don't know what it is. Yeah, it's like I lost weight and I look worse. I actually drink less coffee now.

I do. I drink, like, espresso. Well. It's just a little bit of it. No, no. What are you going to do? Let me know. Refuse to get him whitened.

Goodbye. Bye.