Last Podcast On The Left - Relaxed Fit: True Crime Round-Up - My Other Car is a Sex Doll

Episode Date: January 5, 2024

Well... Vacation is OVER! It's a New Year and the boys are back - so go ahead and put on your comfiest pair of stretchy pants because it's time for a brand new Relaxed Fit: True Crime Round-Up to get ya right back in the swing of things! Starting off - the boys break down Pornhub's most searched "keywords" state-by-state, THEN - a Wisconsin woman brings her gun along for her MRI - accidentally gets shot, a scorned Wife delivers a "one-punch death" in Pune, PokémonGO Shooting lands former Pennsylvania City Mayor In Prison, more modern-day Grave Robbers CAUGHT, and MORE!

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And we've got Henry Zabraski who's working on news as Ben Jetty get it in a red machine because his women's concealed handgun to fight. I'm trying to get it into that's how you lock it in Mm-hmm And my name is Marcus Parks and my new year's resolution is to get more in tune with the earth. You need like bury yourself alive. You already dig daily. How much more is it just rolling around in soil? No, that's the problem though, is that my house only has so much dirt. And you can only dig so much because that's a thing. I planted a lot of stuff and it's all like doing really well. My flowers are blooming. They're beautiful. Everything's the thing. I planted a lot of stuff and it's all like doing really well. Like my flowers are blooming.

They're beautiful. Everything's going great. But now I can't dig no more. Marcus Parks Community Garden. You are slowly but you're allowed it. Honestly, the more connected you are to flowers, you're becoming Kate Bush. This is becoming real.

You put the bush again. Oh, you don't think she's got. Oh, well, I'm talking about it as an actual one that you plant in the ground. No, no, no, what she sits on every day. I'm talking about pews. I'm talking about big crazy pews. Come on, man. Come on, Jack.

Dude, a pew. Well, today we got a true crime roundup. It's also relaxed, but we're going to be talking about various sundries strange things, we're going to be talking about some stats that have come in. Look, I think say a lot about this country and a lot about the states. I do. I honestly, and you, you don't know what is revealed by the tibetan, the computer. And I have any little computer day because I forgot it. Yeah, I got it. You know, it's very decorated. Henry isn't this friendly. You know, no, no, no. But, but I know because then we were actually talking about this before the show because it's like

You could have just kept the computer and I could have not had the computer, but it feels weird because I'm the other guy with the computer. Yeah, I also planned nothing. So you should have the computer. He also planned nothing. I planned nothing. Yeah, it's computer. Get away from it. Yeah, I feel it's nice because they have just some emails where you're in there actually I will just say I'm afraid I don't like being inside of someone else's computer because I don't want to know what goes on inside of the back of your fucking lizard It's surprisingly boring. I know it's just mostly like you probably your what's your main porn search my main porn search? tits Like he's a man who just arrived in a time machine. I don't even need a search. It's just whatever's in front of me.

I ain't all that pretend. I like what's popular. Yeah. You do top 40? Yeah. I did top 40 porn. I did the Taylor Swift, a porn. You know.

Well, it's on our minds. Let's say before we get into some crime, let's get into some stats. Okay. Porn hub. Okay. Well, yes, they are quite a bit of crime going on. I'm porn hub. There's a lot of crime. There's a lot of crime just in general, but I feel like this tells you a lot about members of our of our constituency. Of course. So you know, they released all the stats of the years, what the for the year, what the top searches are. So I mean, it's not anything that's surprising. Milf, hen tie, so on and so forth. And droid made a 1000% gain on search.

Now, did you go on, I mean, did you go on porn hub and look up Android and see what that even means? Uh, because I don't know if it's just like, and because I, part of me wonders is about Android friendly VR porn. Well, it is just the search term Android So what comes up is something that you care if I do this on here. Oh, you know, there's the private search I just want to see and I've never heard of that category before I just want to see what it is. Yeah, is it people fucking robots or is it like people?

This is for work from I want Rob. I want everybody's employed a mark. This is for work. I mean, shows up on the thing. This research for the goddess. Isn't anything we talked about in the office not doing microphone. Well, Android is often combined with

video game searches. Oh, yeah. So they want like sexy robot Android 18. Android cosplay. Android roleplay. So that's an already dressed up as a beep booo robot. Yeah, interesting. Yeah, but no tin foil. I mean, there were past tin foil, bro.

What do you mean? They look like people now. Yeah. No, they don't. Yeah. Well, I mean, when you put the fake skin on, they look like people who we have like real dolls, but they're not doing anything. So they can go out and get a job or whatever. They can't protect the house. They just lay there, get fucked, and then have to be watched out. Arguably a job. I guess they do. Arguably a job.

Pay for a job. Roman Borg. Payting Roman Borg. It's mostly a service. Yeah. Well, the most interesting part of these stats is the United States top relative searches. And these are terms searched more often in each state

when compared to all the others. Okay. It's not like which relative they want to fuck. No, but there is that. There is quite a bit of that as well. Yeah. You know what's funny is that there's not a lot of states that have that relative fucking like the whole step brother step brother steps as an incest. You never hear step father. Why is you here in gay porn. It shows up in gay, they also have the gay searches, shows up in gay porn.

Daddy is also very large, very tall on the list. For the street. They very long on the list. There was a fucking video I was searching for for the stream that I had found and someone deleted and was looking for it for a long time. I didn't think about the connotation. And so the video, again, if you can,

if you know what this video is, please send it to side store is LPL gmail.com. Your computer is going to explode. Yes, it's just, but the video was of a man, and this was real. He was caught masturbating in public, and he's all video of him masturbating, but like real lazily, just masturbating public. But then you see him being arrested, and he's continuing to be masturbating. And then he continue him to be back.

He gets into the cop car and someone's filming him trying to suck his own dick inside of the cop car, right? Cause fully erect. I don't know. You must have been, you know, you're already in there. He must have had a red bull. But then I looked all that up, right? I looked up man masturbating cop by police.

That's going to be a lot of people. Yeah. It's really like very graphic and a lot of people. Yeah, it's really like very graphic and a lot of it's not that video. Because one of the top searches is also both in gay and straight is uniform. Comps, firefighters, soldiers. Yeah, that's, that's the popular for all time.

Dude, show up dressed like a cop, you know? They take the clothes off, you know? Yeah, one of our parties, the fucking practices blow at them. But there's no state that. But there's no state that has any of those like top. What you considered like that one of those top searches, one of those things that you would consider like, all right, no blue lives matter. Oh my God. You both matter.

No, it's stuff like, for example, like, okay, some of them do make sense. Utah, Mormon, sure, Utah searches Mormon more than anyone like, for example, like, okay, some of them do make sense. Utah, Mormon, Utah searches Mormon more than anyone else, New Mexico, Native American. Wow. Okay. More than anybody else. Wyoming, God. Really. Yeah. I can see like the outsiders. Yeah. There's a little something special. I could definitely see some ranch, Goth. Here's also another interesting one in Nevada. The top search term is Vegas. They're already there. Well, you know, that's where all the debauchery is. So if you're at Henderson,

you're not gonna search Henderson. You know, you're gonna get a win for it. Hit you Guinness out of it. You're not gonna be sit searchin' heavens, but you know if you search Vegas, you kinda get a little charge and someone's like, Hey, sit down, sit down, go to Bernabé Jazz Bet.

I remember some of the weird porn I used to get when I used to go to Vegas and they would just straight back in the day in the 90s. They would just hand you porn in the streets. Remember that? You know, there'd be like little stars on the nipples and stuff. You know, like they would just, I would, I would be in like 12 and be like, what? I guess I can look it up again on his computer.

West Virginia, they'd be into that nip slip. That's their biggest one. Wow, that's kind, that's interesting. There's, there's some very, very specific ones. Like, for example, Texas, creamy, really, just simply creamy. I mean, they like ranch. If there is a, when that was where ranch is mostly a condiment is in Texas, right? Or Wisconsin?

Oh, ranch is also a very heavy condiment in Texas. Yes, very much is. Yeah, you often put the two together. North and South Dakota are strange because they have different search terms, but they're similar. South Dakota, their top is sour sex. Is shower sex. Okay. Because sour sex is bad too.

It's just drinking cemetery. Yeah, because sour sex is bad too. It just, yeah, that's pen cemetery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes, dad is bad off. She's done turns sound. But North Dakota, loud wet sex. Interesting. Okay. So, you know,

like, glu, glu, glu, glu, glu, glu, glu, glu, glu, glu, glu, but he's like, I don't know. I would have never guessed that'd be so clean. But wet sex is kind of like, yeah. Loud wet sex. Glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish, glish,

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Interesting. Ohio very interested in seeing men with small dick. Explains a lot. Yeah. That's where all my new families from. So it really does explain a lot. Ask your father and mom. Oh yeah, that's right.

I should. We're planning a call of FaceTime on Christmas. I feel like this is a good time being like, hey, pop mood. You call them a special name? No, pop. Oh yeah, I didn't know. Like, that's one of those weird things about calling your wife's father a thing.

Yeah. Cause it's like, we don't do dad, right? Dad's weird. I don't call my dad dad. Yeah, I mean, like, what do you call Carolinas father? Roberto. You call him Roberto? It's his name.

You don't call him like, senior hidogal? No, I just call him Roberto. we're on first name, babe. We're friends. We should make a new name for that guy. Like you call him like you do with your grandpa. Like you call grandpa like pop is cool. Yeah, pop's a pops. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, being like, it's wife maker.

That's a wife maker. Hi wife maker. I changed. No, that's what you say the first time you meet him. Yeah, I changed my dad's name from dad to pop when I got a little older. Hi wife maker. I changed my mind. That's what you say the first time you meet him. Yeah. I changed my dad's name from dad to pop when I got a little older. Yeah, sure. Yeah, pop is good.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do take my earlier statement about no cops being on the most search relative search list. The district of Columbia. Big ass cop. Big ass cop?

Like a cop with a big ass. I think it's a cop with a big ass. I think it's a cop with a big ass. I think there's a cop. There's gotta be a guy. There's gotta be one. I think there's a woman. I think there is a woman in the district of Columbia. There is a police office.

Do I have to look at this, I'm doing this again. I'm not looking it up again. I keep the safe search on. I know, I just wear out work. I mean, it's fine. If it breaks you, buy me a new computer. No, I'm just, you know, New York has a weird one.

Body swap. Body swap. Yeah, I feel like that is like a convention, because there's certain like freaky Friday. You know what they're, there's four conventions that we're outside of, right? That we're not as interested in like, 80 of that, for the term free use. Yeah. For people being like, that's a common term. I guess that is on the thing, that is on the pornography systems.

And I feel like something that feels like one of those. It's like a category that we don't understand as a category. Yeah, I guess that's the one that, and I love our people in Oklahoma. You know, I love you so much. I've got my families from Oklahoma. I've got friends in Oklahoma, you guys are great, but the term, what they, what they Googled in relative to everybody else was sex dick.

Sex dick. That's it. That seems uneducated. Wow. Sex with, dear. What's sick? Because I know how I Google search. And it always that it was like that's how like when I did that one of you was like, man, masturbates caught by police continues masturbates.

Well caught by police. You know, like, too many details. It's a lot of details, but it's a that thing of like, I guess just type and you just need that dick. You're looking to see dick having a sex. And so you just go like, I need sex dick. Sex dick. Mississippi is the biggest furry state. Oh really? sex. And so you just go like, I need sex. It's sex. Mississippi is the biggest furry state.

Oh, really? I guess it was a peepie for PPI. Hmm. You think it's got anything to do with the river? Yeah. An old man river. I would never guess the Mississippi to be furries, though. I would never expect them to like go out and buy costumes in Mississippi. Well, imagine Halloween's boring in Mississippi. True.

I'm not anymore. You'd be surprised. I do find that a lot of our listeners that talked about being into those types of lifestyles that do kind of actually kind of come from a place where there's like less stuff to do. Oh. Because it's a beautiful hobby if you're into it, right? Like you get to make all the costumes. You get to figure out because again,

what is we've been chastised many times before? It's not just sex. Yes. A lot of worries. It's a rubbing and like just hanging out. But it's just a lot of just hanging out. It's just not being a person. Yeah. It's being a sexy fox.

I was at a very interesting trip once in Boston. We were doing the cop roast and we're staying at the Hilton. And during while it was at a very interesting trip once in Boston. We were doing the, the cop roast and we're staying at the Hilton and during while I was at the Hilton, there was like a video game convention there and a furry convention and WWE was in town. So the bar was nuts. Oh yeah, but it was like a bunch of cops. It was like everyone was just getting hammered. Just one bar of the other. I'll give you a shit. You know, he was a disaster. He was, everyone was staying away from him.

He was being real scary. He is. Yeah. He's also continues to be very large, man. Yeah, the furries were all over the place. And I got to say they're all sweet. Oh, of course, they're all so kind. Of course, they're kind very, of course, they're sweet.

I would imagine there's a bit of a vent diagram between the furries and the video gamers. Yeah, yeah. And the video gamers were doing like a magic of a vent diagram between the furries and the video gamers. Yeah, yeah. And the video gamers were doing like a magic card game. I don't think it was magic though. And they were like, I'd never see it. There was like a hundred people surrounding them in the lobby and these two dudes are battling

and people were just fucking screaming and shit. I can only imagine there's like thousands of dollars in magic cards getting put back for the party. You're gonna end up with the understands. Tens of thousands. Yeah. You're gonna experience a lot more cons in the next couple of years. And you begin to see all the flavors.

It's fun. There's many, many flavors because I find that the anime cons are interesting. They're more genuine fans, but they are a little bit more reserved. You know, and it also depends on which kind you go to. Some cons are more fun than others. Wondercon is more fun than San Diego Comic Con because Wondercon is more focused on like nerddom and like getting together talking about that's an Anaheim. Oh cool. That's where I found like the Star Trek society and like sat and talked with him like about deep space nine for like 30 minutes and it's so nice. I'm like, I'm

what can be just supposed to be. I'm about to do, oh, you're pretty face going to hell panel and in Raleigh. Oh, I think it's called, it's like the anna matrix, con or something like that. January 5th through the 7th. I'm going to be there. Hell yeah. And while you're there, make sure to search bubble butt. That's the number one for North Carolina. See, that makes that a set.

Now, is that like for shitting from too much barbecue? No, bubble butt. You don't know what a bubble butt is. I know what a bubble butt is, but I also know what bubble guts are. And so I feel like they can be both. No, a bubble butt. I know what a bubble but is but I also know a bubble guts are Yeah, I feel like they can be both go a bubble but I know it is because You could slap going straight down. Yes, but I'll say the tour listeners a lot of times it's fake Sometimes it is so what hey my name You know bubble but the difference you don't unfortunately you don't have bubble butt. You don't because you just got the bottom comments I've had throughout the years.

Desperate. Desperate men. It's the, you actually have a good lower half of butt, a bubble butt in a side stories, LPLG, mel.com. You think it's up top? It also connotates the round of the beginning. That is true. I have more of a rump than a bubble butt.

I have an ample rump. You've got an ass. You got a butt like to me, a bubble butt, like, yes, I agree with what you're saying, but you do have the greatest test is like if you slap straight down from the back, you'll hit it. Yeah. And that's a lesson straight from Telehassy floor. Yeah. And Henry's you, you just miss. You fall over. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's my ultimate trick. All right. Well, I'm glad that we did. You know, now that we have what's Florida? Uh, Florida's very, uh, broad fantasy fantasy. Really? Because they seem so creative fantasy.

Yeah. That's so weird. Disney world. That's fucking crazy. Yeah, there's a lot of Disney based porn. Well, of course. Oh, yeah. Can I meet? And I also take it back. There is one step mom. However, it's specific step mom. It's California. It's here.

Asian step mom. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, we're on the Pacific coast. Yeah, man. They see it a lot. Yeah. Makes sense.

And Idaho is Dildo right, Oregon's nudist and Washington essential sex. So that takes care of the entire West Coast. Just type in sensual sex. Yeah, how like what do you Luther Vendron? Oh, the suicide rate so high. It's rated all the time. You just want to love.

He's go, right in it. Darn. Darn. Darn. Darn. He puts his accent on down. And then it's like sensual sex.

I want a soft curtain. Well, it's mostly just that the backgrounds are nicer. There's like sensual sex. I want a soft curtain. Well, it's mostly just the backgrounds are nicer. There's not as much pounding. Well, they pull that out and I'm like, ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Yeah, it's not. Yeah. You know, the sounds, yeah, they got a sound guy. Soft, you're lighting.

Gives him the whole thing. It's called like porn for ladies. It's like the whole thing. Yeah. Sintual sex. Yeah, where it's not just, yeah, ripping and gaping. Yeah. Yeah. Some of it's petting whole thing. Yeah, sensual sex. Yeah, where it's not just yeah ripping and gaping Some of its petting and kiss you know who loves ripping and gaping that's Connecticut double vaginal Oh

Just for them commuter state Lot of time in the car to let your mind wander you know what's Alabama? I bet two can get in there. Alabama fingering myself. Yep, fingering. Just do it. What is wrong with you guys? How lazy are you? It's also a very, very long search term. Kentucky's is really fun bouncing boobs.

Longest time horses anymore. Yeah, yeah, honors. I got to, I'm sorry. I have to, I just have to know Hawaii, Hawaiian. Good for them. Yeah, that's kind of proud. I love that kind of selfish. Selfish.

Yeah. Why? Surrounded by it. Love yourself. It's an island country. Think about outside the box, man. No, man. Love yourself.

Love your people. Be your people. I know. I'm just saying, you know, they keep a local. They're a lot in Hawaii, though. Alaska does have said Alaska loneliness, sex doll number one. Oh, wow. Man, you would go online to watch somebody else. Fuck a sex doll. Well, you can't afford it. That's true. They're expensive. A good one's very expensive. Not a cheap one. If you're just tired, you get a car for a sex doll price.

Yeah. You really can. I guess. No, yeah, because the highest end like $14,000. I think that's like you need one. Yeah. I do also love Nebraska. Nebraska is this very simple. It's very innocent. Rub. Rub. Honestly, it sounds like more about barbecue. Also, now I want to get a fucking bumper stick which we should sell as merch. My other car is a sex doll. which we should sell as merch. My other car is a sex doll. That is a great bumper. The train market. Maelan, the episode to ourselves, we own it now. It's our trademark trademark trademark.

All right, deserve. I'm your friend. Let's get to some true cry. Yes, please. Speaking of shooting the butt, we got to do it. Hell yeah, good job. A newly filed report by the Food and Drug Administration describes an incident in a Wisconsin hospital Let's get to some true cry. Yes, please. Peek it as shootin' in the butt. I gotta do it. I know, yeah. I know, yeah. I knew he filed a report by the Food and Drug Administration describes an incident in a Wisconsin hospital

where a woman was shot in the buttocks after bringing a gun into a room with an MRI machine. You've ever had an MRI? Yeah, yeah. But when I was 16, I did. Yeah. Yeah, horrible. I've had so many of them.

Yeah, they said, you know what? I thought I was gonna hate it more than I did. Yeah. Yeah, I really did. It was that, you know, it's just like one of those things. I was like, all right, I'm doing this. They pumping the thing where they're like, Seluré, Seluré, Seluré. I think the type of music that drives me

into a homicidal rage. Yeah, and like massage parlor music. I hate low five beats. I hate low five beats. Hi, or the worst is the Delta. Like when you waiting on the plane, the Delta that waiting music or it's trying to relax you where it's so like, yeah, yeah, you never go. That's what I'm gonna fucking take off the fucking top of this plane.

Virgin was always cool. They play like Michael Jackson and shit. Yeah. Yeah. But is that cool? So he brought Halloween. You know, Halloween was. So do you think she brought the gun in there just because she felt unsafe?

I think she forgot she had the gun on her. How can you have the people just fucking carry guns everywhere they go? It's crazy. I mean, it's the hospital. Do disease old Jewish guys. I know in South Florida, they're always strapped. You would never think it. My dad was my dad was always strapped. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So many people are, oh, it's such a, it's become such a crazy thing in our society. So everyone's just assume everyone has a gun. Yeah. The 57 year old woman brought the concealed handgun into the room. The gun was attracted to the magnet of the MRI and fired a single round which hit her in the right buttock. Small and superficial wound, however, and she was healing well shortly afterwards. Yeah, but now she's going to buy a new fucking

MRI machine. Well, no, she just shot herself. Yeah, it's quite the God. Yeah, quite ridiculous. Like, well, fuck that honestly, you're the moron you deserve whatever bill you fucking get But she's just extremely lucky didn't hurt somebody else she really is and she had been asked throughout the screening process You pack him. She's like do you have any objects containing iron and the woman said no no I got mine from a 3d printer I'm gonna fool everyone. Because I feel like that's a part of it. It's like you can't.

But what is she thinks gonna fucking happen? Don't you have a hospital gown on? You think I got a cap to fucking nurse? You have this big daft and this flappy thing on your body. Your ass is hanging out. Where's the gun attached? Last time I got an MRI, I didn't have to put on the hospital gown. You didn't have to get in your underwear?

Mm-hmm. No, not the last time I had one. You're really? Yeah. You're just going clothes? That's what they put me in there for. I was in that fucking thing because they were trying to figure out the long COVID and trying to figure out the headaches, trying to figure out if any of my fucking nerves weren't working.

What about like your zipper? Was that a problem? Is it a wonderful problem? And then they'd go there and we're like, well, your lungs don't work, but you gotta real long skinny dick. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. It stays long, but it gets thicker. It does get thicker. But the idea, oh God, you got this fucking, it's just scared your paranoid, man. Oh yeah, man, if you're just, the gun becomes a sort of safety blanket to you where you just can't have it on you at all times

because you never know what might happen. Yeah. And they just need to have it. It's probably precious to cheat with the fucking thing. Yeah. This is my brother, my babysitter. I love my gun. Yeah.

Cause I'd be also cool. You just leave the gun home with the kids, right? So then they, yeah, watch it. If they're ever in danger, they use the quote unquote babysitter. That's how most children get shot. Because they find the gun when the daddy's at home. Cause I found my dad's gun. I'm not a father at home alone.

Yeah, yeah. Real lucky. I didn't kill anyone with that. Oh, yeah, cause it was a big gun. You played with it a lot, right? No, yeah, I played with definitely play with the gun. Yeah, of course. Yeah, cause you know why I found it?

Because they kept it right next to where they hid the Christmas presents. You can't hide the Christmas presents next to the gun. I always knew where they hid the Christmas presents. And so like I looked up there and then there was the gun. And so I grabbed the gun and I played with the gun. The gun was definitely loaded. It was big revolver.

This is a good notice all you parents. Guess what? In case you've forgotten being a child, they know where the presents are. Yeah. They look for everything. They know where they are. They've already found them. They found whatever garbage, whatever horrible pictures you and your wife took back when

you were fun, they found them. They found the drugs. If you got drugs hiding somewhere, they found them. It's just how it is. You need to save. You got to have a safe. Yes, have a safe. Yeah. No, but then It's just how it is. You need to safe. You gotta have a safe. You have to have a safe.

Yeah, no, but then he wanted to have it fast. Well, then you, then he should be packing. If he's got that gun on him, he should be on his belt. Yep, no, it is. No matter what. You know what I always say for that? Like, because Julian Iverlick legitimately

talking about getting a gun and like trying to figure what I was, and I figured if we ever did get a gun, I would get a shotgun in sand pellets. Would you say that way? Like if I ever got for a bit, I ever had to shoot somebody. They would live. Yeah, the rock salt.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's why I'm getting one atomic bomb. So as long as I have one, I just have one atomic bomb. I don't have to do anything ever again. And we'll be nice. You know, it's not negotiable. Imagine I'm a Henry non-negotiable, Zabrow.

You know, you could sell it. Probably gets a good money. The Lord of Brinkmanship. Nobody, because as you don't have the atomic bomb, you can lose all those wonderful atomic bomb fucking, which you get from it, dog. Never. Never. atomic bomb you lose all those wonderful atomic bomb fucking which you get from it dog. Leverary. Leverary.

Let's move on to the next story. This one is one of those accidental death stories in a shocking incident. A 36 year old man died after he was punched in the nose by his wife after he refused to take her to Dubai for her birthday celebration. He tracks. If you feel like you need to promise, this is India, but the idea you have to promise your wife to go to Dubai, which is actually doesn't sound like

it's super great. No, I mean, it's kind of, it's very expensive, you know, and it's, you know, the fish tank looks great. It's a city built on modern slave labor, which is kind of hard. And then they put a lot of, they pump a lot of stuff in there and it's weird. You can't drink.

Yeah. You can't really hang out unless you go like into these like private clubs. But I do believe that means you were also subject to being arrested at any point. Right. Possibly. I don't know. I don't really know how that works. It just seems like a headache to have at least in time.

Well, you have to know somebody. You have to be connected. Long Beach is right around the corner, you know, and just if I can go there. Yeah. But yeah, so what happened? Did he like the nose thing going to his brain? I thought that was a myth. Well, as for the primary investigation has been revealed that the couple had a fight because Nikiya, that's the husband's name, did not take Renuka to Dubai to celebrate her birthday

and did not give her expensive gifts on her birthday in anniversary. Renuka was also upset that Nikiya was not giving a favorable response to her wish to go to Delhi to celebrate the birthdays of some relatives. The police further informed that during the fight, Renuka punched Nikhil in the face. The impact of the punch was so hard that Nikhil's nose and some teeth were broken. Geez. We have you bleeding, Nikhil lost consciousness and died. I feel like a strong as this woman. She's also incredibly strong.

That's the show date. The position. It's remembering to, you know, it's good to remind our audience is that you have to be really be careful when you punch somebody in the face because I actually think it's not even as strong as you think. It's more about the angle. And it's like the honey spot. Yeah.

The honey spot, the right angle with the right amount of force and not surprise, surprising somebody like pop it in the face. You be surprised what can happen. You think she had brass knuckles? No, I just said juice punched. I don't know if she had brass knuckles and not say, just fuck straight full on fist. Man, she got a weird time in prison. Yeah, that was going to challenge her and try to get punched by her.

Yeah, she kills another. Yeah. Like, that should become one punch. Oh, man, Stonehenge. Yeah, she comes like the lady Roberto Durán. Oh, Stonehenge Conna. That would be his Her name. Yeah, Renuka Conna's like Stonehenge Conna sounds fucking badass. That's right. They try to say that like you would have to So apparently in Dubai you Traveling to buy a woman what I'm now obsessed with this the

Traveling to buy the woman. What, I'm now obsessed with this. The, I guess tourists can just wear regular clothes, but for the most part, if you're going to any form of mosque, you have to dress traditionally, especially as a woman. But it's just weird because it seems like it's, like a schizophrenic lifestyle where they do

the profess to take care of the children. Just camel's next to Lamborghini's. I don't even know how, how to deal with that. You know, like, it's just, it gets a critic in the fact that they, you know, they want to bring in Western tourists. They want to bring in the Western element while also maintaining that they must live by, you know, Muslim values. Yeah, there are the people there that is at theocracy.

Yeah. Now where is Dubai? Like I know, it's it's not its own country. It's in the United Arab Emirates, I believe. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. And it's a city in the in the UAE. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I just don't just don't realize that there's so many cooler places. So you have to buy torsor, love to go. So you can drink in Dubai, but you have to like go to a special place. Like literally you have to go and find a place. Yeah. It's like when I drank it back that it was on the, um, it was on the, uh, the base. I always forget you into Baghdad. Yeah, I brought you dirt. Yeah, that's great.

I got that dirt. He went to Baghdad, but Baghdad never left him. Look at him scarred forever. The mortar shells. And I made it, I made a, a mental choice to not make a joke there. Yeah. You look like a guy who's been to Baghdad. Yeah. If you're watching a video right now. You can see.

Yeah. In the end of the bar, you ready for this? Baghdaddies. I was gonna get Baghdaddies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very cute. Apparently, the big thing, they do brunch on Fridays in Dubai. So fucking weirdos.

Yeah, that's why I get weird, dude. That's not what this supposed to be done. Mm-hmm. I think they have different weekends than us. Whoa, that's why I get weird, dude. That's not what it's supposed to be done. I think they have different weekends than us. Whoa, and they got Abu Dhabi, that's where normal went. A normal Abu Dhabi. Yeah, he nailed it on Abu Dhabi. That's what Garfield was always trying to do, is that he was always trying to sit

and normal to Abu Dhabi. That's a great joke. You put this cap, right? He put this living creature in a box with no holes, and they always caught him right before the mailman picked it up Good Crazy cat go He does whatever you want

You know, where's the dangerous place I want to go? I do want to go to Yeah, I'd love to go to Morocco.. I want to go to Cairo. And I want to go to Morocco too. Yeah, I'd love to go to Morocco. I hear both those places are fucking great. I also definitely want to do the Passion of the Christ Tour. Oh, yeah. That's how I view to go down there. Like, it's my view. It's hard.

You've got to get the cross on the road. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh. I feel sorry for me. Miss Daddy sucks. Do you know who my father is? Wow. I mean, yeah, the one punch kill. sucks. Do you know who my father is? Wow. Yeah, the one punch kill, like it does, it doesn't happen often, but it does, but it does happen. 80 people is between, it's actually, well, and actually this is in India.

80 people have lost their lives from one punch since 2007. There's a lot. I mean, there's a lot of people in India though. Oh yeah, they're like number two. Number one, number one. Oh, they're the most popular nation in the fucking world. Way to get them. Yeah, man. That's crazy, man.

Because like, one punch is one thing. Like sometimes like someone will punch you and then you fall and hit your head. Yeah, that's one thing. But this is just a punch kills you. Well, that's number three is that like, it happens in one of three ways. First fatal damage can be caused to the brain.

The force of impact can cause the tearing of veins to the brain leading to fatal internal bleeding, which is, it sounds like what happened to this guy. Yeah. Secondly, a person who has been knocked out can stop breathing and they die of his fixation. Oh. Or third, even a relatively ineffectual punch can knock

somebody over and cause them to bang their head and sustain a fatal secondary injury. So it seems like this guy is considering the amount of blood they mentioned in the story he probably died from the first. Fucking wild. Did you like your surprise? Do you think she just looks at her hands and is like, what are these? We're seeing. I'm a man.

Do you like these hands? I hate. I hate. I hate Nils. Well, you know, it says here, it's not as good Dubai. It's not as conservative as you thought. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It sounds like a travel website. No, it's no way any. It says here. It's been like, oh, you can leave your belongings wherever you go because yes, some people may find their government administrators strict, but they said that in yes, it was sort of they do use the term ruled the city with an iron fist. But what it means is that there's no crime.

It sounds a lot like Scientology, unless you've heard it from us, don't believe it. Curious. Curious. The, in Iran, I remember they have the, uh, the finger chopping machine. Yeah. Where they, they put, they put your finger in and they chop it off and get called stealing something. And I always thought the ultimate thing to steal would be the finger chopping.

Now see what you do with it. Now see what you can do. Meanwhile, it's been like, we will just use a shibotar. We have more than one. So yeah, this woman, uh, she has been charged with murder and we'll see if there are any developments in the future. Oh, you're not allowed to swear in public. In Dubai.

No. How? They fuck him if they hear you, they arrest you. And then you're also not, no public displays of affection. This is demolition, man. No, man, no. It's not it's conservative. You think I read this somewhere.

It says here, it's an enjoyable experience. Go experience the ease of the slave driver life's following. It's incredible. Well, I got a fun story that Harkin's a little bit back to our necrophilia episode. Grease. It's not necrophilia. It's necroph theft.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. An investigator with a Los Angeles County medical examiner has been charged with stealing a gold necklace and rare coins from two dead people while on the job. It's fucking Johnny Dough. Yeah. It's got to happen daily, right?

Yeah, it happens all the time. They just don't get caught. They don't get caught. It's also like, it's I still feel like it's frowned upon because what if the spirit of the thing follows you? I would imagine that these people don't really think a whole lot about the spirit world. Way to you, cop, we have some stories coming up in 2024 that I'm very excited for me to that will teach you a couple of lessons about stealing things and removing objects from the dead that don't belong to. I think that, you know, what they should do is just get a bunch of fake necklaces.

And just always have them. Just let them go. And you can switch them. Yeah, you don't get about what my mom used to do, where she was like, Henry Thomas, you gotta make sure to wait, have two wallets. And then you have one wallet, keep your money in your shoe, then you keep a spare wallet that has,

which is one card in it, so they don't think that that's fake. But then you have another empty wallet. In case you have to run Henry Thomas, because then what do you do is you throw the wallet, and then you run in the opposite direction. Yeah, but didn't you get mugged four times? Very much so. You should've listened to her.

It was before I did that. I had no money. I had a disc man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had nothing. I can't believe they took the disc man. It was like the last month that a disc man was like a thing. They didn't take the disc man.

I always remember the guy's face because he literally was like, what am I gonna do with this? Yeah, because he asked for your iPod, right? Yeah, where's your iPod man? I was like, I have a disc man. And then the look of disappointment in me me that he had it's been like damn You don't have a fuck I live in your neighborhood. Yeah, bro. I'm here dude I'm fucking I'm scared man

You would meet together Let's go rob some other false We don't have anything man. Let's just fucking go dude. Let's go. I'll show you where the rich people are. It's not here. Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office announced Wednesday that Adrian Munoz, 34, had been charged with one felony count of Grand Theft and one misdemeanor count of petty theft. Prosecutors said he stole a gold crucifix necklace off the body of a warehouse worker who died of a heart attack on the job this January.

Unbelievable. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. That bothers me actually. Yeah. As much as I don't believe in God at all. Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're fucking warehouse worker and his family know that he has his necklace. So, don't be buried with his gold necklace.

Yeah, that's his necklace. Yeah. After the family reported the theft, investigators searched Munoz's desk and found antique coins along with the receipt that belonged to a man whose death he had investigated in November of last year. This is the beginning of a horror movie. Yeah, this is just a guy rifling through the pockets

of the dead and taking what, I mean, who knows what else he took? Because, you know, if you believe back in the day, there's some people that purposefully have left money with the dead because, you know, the old way when you'd leave the coins and the high bars. Yeah, so they can pay the man on the rid of sticks. Yes. The fairy man on the rid of sticks.

You pay, Cairo. Yes. And then, because it gets if not, so wanders the planet earth. The venom wanders the banks of the River Styx. Yeah, and then it shows up at your fucking house, right? Steals your belt, like I had to deal with. Still on that fucking belt thing.

It was still one of the weirdest things that's ever happened. The more interesting story to me is like, who died with a bunch of ancient coins in their pockets? Are you going? That's the thing, man, if you collect coins, like there's a chance you fucking die on the way home from the coin store. Yeah, which there a thing, man. If you collect coins, like, there's a chance you fucking die on the way home from the coin store. Yeah, which there is one around here.

I, you know what, that's one other thing. I keep it. It's kind of cool. I'm trying to not let myself get an ancient coin collecting. I feel like it's something that I would really enjoy. How much is a deblood? I don't know. I haven't started the collection.

You're going to become a numismatist. Is that what a man who collects coins is? Yeah, you fucking nerd. Coins are great for Barry. And not to talk you into this, but like, they're like, I'm looking at how much is in the ground. How much is an old to bloom? There's what I'm looking at. How much is an old to bloom? Actually, I do have a bunch of pennies. And maybe I should bury those in my garden. Why not? That's a good, that sounds like a way to kill three hours. Yeah. The standard Spanish to bloom has an average US price of $4,000. Damn. Park your

money in some de bloon. The old absolutely. The government's going to come after you. They don't know you got this fucking bucket of de bloon. We're slowly becoming closer to the end. We're just selling gold for cash. But we don't even have a service attached to it. We're just telling people to do it. I'm worried. There's a $45,000. Damn. I remember 1972, 1972, 1972.

When I got my mom's life insurance money, my buddy's dad was like, buy a bunch of silver, put it under a bed. This is all all the old New York people, though, was around my mother's being like, what if he just put it all in one giant gold frame? And then you put a family picture in it and no one knows that all of your wealth is in one gold frame. The most fucking stupid Queens idea. I heard my wife stupid. When I was at the house burns that well the gold melts and then you get that puddle.

Yeah, right? You'll find the puddle. He's on the fire fire. Look you get that puddle Yeah, right? You'll find the puddle. You tell the fire fire look for a golden bottle. That just so you know that's fake But it's got a lot of emotional importance to me, okay? No, man, you can get into balloons. I feel like if you get into coin collecting I just you we talked a little bit about this you and me the other day about like you do have like you do obviously like You like collections. I love collections. Yeah, we went to the Rose Bowl flea market the other day together. It was nice. We had a boys and teaking day. That's very sweet. I like that. It's

nice. Still though, this shit's fucking expensive. This is 18 grand for a fucking coin. Well, I have to pay 18 grand for a coin. I can just be like, Hey, you got any old Kennedy half dollars? Well, yeah, this fucking what's the budget? Wow, this is a fucking 17 grand quarter. It must be two sided or something. I gotta go through my old fucking change. Oh, yeah. No, you've given away thousands of dollars without even knowing.

I tell you that we've got niece. Yeah. She found my old baseball card collection and she opened it up and she was like, Uncle Henry, can I have this? Like all the kids, school thing, baseball cards are like fun now. And I was like, yeah, sure, all right.

And then I was like, well, on a second. And I pulled it out and I went through some of it. And I found this Boba Benea rookie card from the Pittsburgh Pirates. Wow. And I fucking looked it up. And it was like 750 bucks, right? And I was like, give me this fucking call back.

It's like, it's a game. It's a game you're playing. You know I'm stupid. She was just like, I didn't know that they be worth a lot of money. I was like, this is fucking, yeah, I didn't know. She knew. I remember when I tried, I got all my cards back. You know, I like do giant Tupperware bins of cards.

I'm like, what the fuck am I going to do with these things? And I called up a couple card stores, and they all are like, it's worth it. No, most of it's worthless. The rest of it's probably worthless. Most of it is because in the 90s and 80s, they overprinted everything. But the old shit still is a lot of money.

It's the thing, I got a Michael Jordan rookie card that was given to me by a pedophile because he was grooming me. Cool. But that means I also have a Dominique Wilkins rookie card. Oh, yeah. He's on his worth it. And the Michael Jordan, I mean,

I'd never had a suck his dick. I never got a luster. Oh, it's another predator. Yeah. But Audrey Johnson's like, oh, he's the human highlight machine. Fuck. But I never got my luster,

but I did get a very valuable basketball card out of it. Did I still have who you gonna sell? Uh, baby, someday, I don't know. I'd take it. Yeah, I'm not gonna give it to you. Michael, get a buy it. You can buy it. You can buy it from me.

Let me fence it for you. No, buy it from me. No, give me, I'll give me a big. I'm not gonna give you a big. Give me a little big. I'll go well, I got a guy. I'll go down by the fucking wharf. I can get a guy.

I don't need to. Baseball cards are very easy to sell. I got your guy, I'll go down by the fucking war. I can get a guy, I don't need to baseball cards are very easy to sell. I got your guy. You want to see that? I got the guy. Let's just say his name is, let's just say his name's Tony. Tony, Tony, the baseball card dealer down by the war. Yeah, my guy.

Yeah. So San Francisco, because that's the only war if I could think of it. It's little San Francisco. And like, you're a bit of little San Francisco. It's the only war if I could think it's little San Francisco. And like, you're a bit of little San Francisco. It's called Skid Row down town. That's pretty much all we got with the guy you stole the gold cross. He stole the coins and now, and now, but now they're in the process of investigating like what the fuck else did this guy steal?

Of course, because there's no way that's the only thing you saw. But that's the beginning of a horror movie. Never steal from the dead. I know that is like one of truly, I very few rules. And that's one of them. What if they've been dead like a long time? I've been dead like 100 years.

Then it's archeology. You less he has grant. You can steal from his shit. But I think that's why archeologists don't get paid a lot of money because they're cursed. Then they should get paid a lot of money. No, it's the opposite. It I think that's why archaeologists don't could pay a lot of money because they're cursed Then they should get paid a lot of money. No opposite. It's that that's you like you get you get your jollies Mm-hmm, right? That's all they're doing it. I do it for the sexual pleasure. So are all museums like haunted then I

Would I find that you've seen Indiana Jones Museum. Yes But yeah, it's scary to museum of of night. You know, if I could bench stillers him. Anything, he's getting things come alive. I would find the energy to be haunting. When we went, we had the private tour of the British Museum. The British Museum's definitely haunted. There's just, there's just a concentrated energy there

that is, it's, it's wild. Yeah. The museum that I went to in Stockholm that had the entire remains of an entire medieval battle like all of their skulls and bodies and like they Fuck it. They showed like this like they showed a dude skull with the wound and it showed you exactly how he died Like this was the weapon that they used this was how the fucking angle came down. I was you embarrassed already that they used, this is how the fucking angle came down. God, was he embarrassed already? Yeah, that was all the time.

Oh my God, all the time, people just can't file him through. It's fucking guy refuses the fend of stuff. Yes, we'll see. Now yeah, now he's blazing throughout the ages. I'm not from North Korea. Well, I got a story that's a bit of a, it's a bit of a blast from the past that somebody's finally

paying for. Okay. The former mayor of Oceola Mills. Do you know Oceola Mills in Pennsylvania? No, I don't know. She was sentenced to prison time after. Oceola Mills. Oceola.

That's a Florida word. It's a, I figured it out. The digit is word. Oceola. But it's happened in Pennsylvania. She was sentenced to prison time after firing a gun at Pokemon Go players in 2022. Man in 2022, yeah, after the craze. It was after people still do it.

Oh, yeah, of course, it was still Pokemon going. Yeah, Ida Reems was sentenced Monday. May your dreams. That's great. May your dreams was sentenced Monday, December 11th to up to one year in jail, plus 18 months probation. That's it for her. One year for attempted murder.

Well, for her 2022 outburst against two people playing Pokemon go outburst. It'd be different if you drove past them and I don't know what a good slur is for Pokemon people. But the idea of driving past it, yeah, I guess going, no. They're shooting at them. The incident happened at the community food bank on Lingle Street in the original criminal complaint. Police listened to the Niamo Monkall and said that Reem's audibly told the duo to get

out right now and that she would quote, fucking kill them. This is at the food bank at the food bank on Langel Street. Right. Just she worked there. Yeah. I'd she was just there. Well, community food bank is probably where you do you involute hearing? Well, the man said that he and his friends were playing Pokemon go when Reams came out

of the community food bank, noticeably intoxicated and started yelling at them. It is kind of offensive to be like running around a food bank, trying to catch Pokemon with your iPhone. I will say, I get not saying that she did the right thing. It seems like it was public land. Yeah. Can you get fucking liquor at the food bank? I think she brought liquor at the liquor bank.

Yeah. Yeah. What's the fucking liquor grocery store? Well, but after the people called 911, heard her saying that she'd fucking kill them. They heard two gunshots in the call disconnected. Yeah. So they thought that they were the police thought these kids were fucking dead. Yeah, she's fucking shit and get killed when they showed up.

Yeah. But you know what? She respectively stood down as mayor of Ossiola Mills in 2021 because she said basically she won enough. Hold on, hold on. She was the actual mayor. She was the former mayor, two term, two term, popular. Yeah, 27, one in one in one in 2013, one re-election in 2017.

I like her because she's real. I think there's more to the story. I think so. I think these kids did something. I think he's blaming the kids. I think these kids set her off and we're not learning about something else that happened. I think that Mayor Reams should have taken the opportunity to be above. She is out of line.

Yes. She shot at children. Yeah, but I think that because you know, gurney are beloved PA here. Tears out. They're a Pokemon go person. Yeah, of course. And there's nothing wrong with being Pokemon go person. Do you think that Kelly deserves to get shot at? I'm not saying that man.

Kids know rock doesn't think so. I don't think so. I think there's more to the story. The thing is they're following the Pokemon's right. They're going after the Pokemon's grab it or pussy and shit. Like, I was up bitch. I used to be the guy. that way nothing. We don't know. It's all hearsay. So I put in the yard. Also, I believe you do need permission from the Pokemon people to put a monster in the side of your pussy. Yeah. Here's what's interesting though. I found another report that said that

referred to the two people playing Pokemon go as two men. Oh, cool. So I don't know if their kids are not. This is besochist. Okay. You put your sand in the game. They might be able to order that because we're talking about them like they're like, it could be 18. But guess what, man, whatever gets you out of the house,

it's just Pokemon go. And they were just in a parking lot. So it you're allowed to be in the parking lot. It's not like they're frallicking on the front steps of the food bank. Go businesses have to approve. Is not real with the Pokemon goes? Like don't they have to do the thing? But like, yeah, you could have one of the Poke monster things in my

establishment. Like, that's okay. I think you have to have, if you go inside. Yeah. Yeah. So it's outside. It's fine. It's a parking lot. Yeah. It's a parking lot. But they just walking through, looking for the monsters. So I just walked wandering around the parking lot looking for the monster. Yeah, I find it offensive. How many are a pro harbour? Through a lot. Not Let me look it up Pokemon go Pokemon go to Pearl Harbor There has to be right because don't they have them everywhere. Yeah, but they're just in the water

Poke yeah Pokemon. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Pokemon. Okay, here we go. Okay. Pokemon spawning on military base question. As is well known, Pokemon did not spawn on most, if not all military bases without a lure module at a poke stop. Because the most something was a change because I just caught three within five minutes that spawn without a lure and

Not at a poke stop on a base where they never spawn before so these Pokemons are Jumping into our military bases. We got a fucking stop this shit. Yeah. Yeah. This is not good We're getting invaded from the inside from Pokemons. I have some interesting from the inside, from Pokemon's. I have some interesting further information about this case. And you were right, Ed. It might be a little more complicated than we thought at first. In January 2023, a plea required, she served seven days to one year in the county jail for these charges.

After this was rejected, she was back in court in March for a sentence of four months home detention. By the way, she's got cancer. She wants to die in peace. Okay. This was also rejected in the case scheduled for Joe. She doesn't want to die in war. Yeah. But when the trial was set to begin in October, officials discovered neither of the victims were available to testify. One had been subpoenaed, but didn't show up record. And the second could not be located after he was

released from state prison in an unrelated case. Oh, these are bad dudes. That might actually be, wow, you actually might be right, they might actually be bad guys. At that time, District Attorney Ryan Sayers commented that the victims have been hostile since the beginning of the case, which was one of the reasons they withdrew two counts of aggravated assault at that stage and offered the other two plea agreements.

Interesting. According to the affidavit, Reem's called police saying she was in the parking lot at the corner of Curtin and Lingle streets. She claimed to, oh, okay, this is where it gets a little dicey. You don't really know with this. She claimed to him and we're looking suspicious. So she asked where they were from and why they were there.

Do not know the races of the people involved here. But she explained that she was quote, receiving a lot of harassment in this town. And she was quote, unquote, done adding that quote, it's going to be bad. She was clearly intoxicated. So I think this may have more to do with her being just a paranoid person, thinking that the town's out together. So it's really fucking drunk. And then I think there might be a lot of assholes in this story. Yeah. I think everybody's, I think the only person that's okay in this whole thing is Pikachu at you.

Because there's a lot of rules here. Apparently they were showing up on military bases. Pokemon goes for showing up on military bases and they were having problems because people were getting car accidents on military bases while playing Pokemon go and actively serving in the military. I see. That's a bad idea. Yeah, but it's also just, yeah, it's data aggregator.

Yeah. Free training. I'd say, you know, capture. See, I think it'd be cool because I think Poke Balls. Right? Yeah, that's a thing. It's not Poke Balls. That's part of it. That's what I like or something else. I like a Poke Ball.

Of course, who doesn't? Yeah, but a Poke Ball. I mean, is that what that is? This is what they call it? A Poke Ball. Yeah, they capture the monsters in them. Do they wrap? Yes. Yeah. Okay. And there in them. Do they wrap? Yes.

Yeah. Okay. And there we are. There we are. I don't really think about this. Beek a chews, man. I got one last story. Yes. You can find anything inside a worn couch,

including a Florida fugitive who spent weeks on the lamb for a probation violation for the sale of fentanyl. Cool. Please have been searching for Stacey Usher, 39, since early November for allegedly breaking her probation by selling fentanyl and unlawfully using a two-way communication device. So apparently she was barred from using a cell phone. She was recently named the Sheriff's Office's Ward of the Week with her mug and charges posted on social media on Tuesday her game of hide and seek came to a crushing end when

she was found stuffed tightly inside a couch where she tried to evade capture by burying herself under the cushions. Just a bunch of immanims. Sounds like what's his name, Danny DeVito from Always Sunny. Yeah. I want to show you. You see this woman. A picture. And just immanims.

Oh, she's. Wow. I see champion has been felled. Because that's a hard way to go. How long she thought? I guess we got on an air eventually. When a fentanyl really comes into play, yeah, it's his idea of, I'll just be a couch.

I'm a couch. I'm a couch. You can't arrest me. I identify as a couch. As long as I was concerned, you're not the furniture parties. What is fentanyl do to you? Like, what's the high? It makes you super relaxed.

It's like coating, oxycodone. It's not necessarily a high as much as it is a numb. Then why don't they put it in blow? Isn't that counterproductive? It's all bad. There's a reason why. I can't remember exactly what it is, but there is a reason why. Why do they actually look it up?

I do, partially I think it's because I hate that you forgot your computer. Why is Sentinel in cocaine? How is cocaine? Why is Sentinel awesome to cut cocaine with? Well, I know that the reason why they cut fentanyl with cocaine and why it's a big problem is because cocaine and heroin are both dependent on plants. They have to be made from coca seeds or coca beans or seeds or a chemo, which is coca plant or poppy seeds, where fentanyl can be is like meth, it can be manufactured anywhere.

Oh, basically. So they can manufacture fentanyl, they can manufacture meth, but cocaine and heroin, that takes a lot more production. According to this ABC news article, it's because number one, fentanyl is not old, doesn't always kill people, just a lot of times kills people because it depends on what your, what the purity of the fentanyl and what the your tolerance levels are. Also apparently just straight up fentanyl's cheaper.

Yeah. And so they use it like, they use to use baby laxative. Yeah. But actually, baby laxative actually sounds like a much healthier off But you know, like you should shit your pants. Yeah, I never shed my pants I was full of baby laxative in the late 2000s. You also I didn't think you ate it I think it's when a fat guy does a bunch of cocaine that the diarrhea comes into play. Yeah, they're good already laying No, yeah, how many dogs can you put in you know, you weren't doing that seriously.

Or do you like the only guy who got fatter on cocaine and heroin? It's crazy. You I think it a feat. It's impressive. It's probably what kept him alive to be honest with you is that he was actually eating food. Could be. Yeah. So you learned a lesson here today.

We learned a lot. Their computer learned a lot. Yeah. Yeah, your search history has definitely been altered. Yes, which I really happy for, but you know, just don't do it. And for this New Year's Eve, if you're going out there and you're going to have, if you're going to try to do a little, a powder there, all right, you're going to be the nanny of your group.

Get those test string strips. It's the test strips. It does. It's a test strip. It's a new day. It's a new day. You can get them on Amazon for fuck's sake. Yeah.

And I hate Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. No, we're just don't do the coke I'm yeah, yes You know what works for me? What espresso espresso. Yeah, yeah, just one nice so nice Have a couple of fucking you have a little stew. Mm-hmm. You go. You have a little pasta You don't mean that little espresso or the end sleep upside down. Yeah Thank you for joining us. A new year for all of us. You know, and I think it's important. We're going to fucking blaze the last year.

And then set fire to the new year. I think that's important. Where it's like, everyone always says like, oh, 2024, this is my year. Be like, no, right? Be like, oh, 2024, this is my year. Be like, no, right? Be like, no, this is no one's year. And it's gonna be a real, it's gonna be a real one. I mean, they have been getting progressively worse, even though the pandemic's kind of over.

But every day, we talking about, we know like six people with COVID right now. It's true. It's true, you're right. Yeah, it's ripping through it's out there. Yeah, but 2024, you know, maybe we'll get one positive take though is that every day is a new opportunity To fucking fuck something up. Oh, yeah, man. Fuck other dumb shit up. Make new good shit up. That's right. Amen. Oh, yeah. This is gonna be great. That's gonna be awesome. Yeah, yeah. Let's

get through this year together. Yeah. God. We will Australia. Australia. Yeah. We got that little bit. And we're in the process of booking a shitload of dates here in America. Merck in the next few months. So we will be announcing tour date soon. I'm getting healthier. You know, I'm a fucking long COVID. It's still there. It's so fucking with him, but I'm getting better. Yeah, well, it's planning and doing it right, rather than, you know, killing us.

Yeah, rather than saying the going out blind, like rather than blindly going out without knowing exactly what's wrong with me and trying to do it and almost dying in the process. Yes, yeah, that was a bad idea. But also check out Operation Sunshine or new comic book is out there. Issue three had just come out. Yes, please get it from your local comic store. It is out. It is out. Yep. Go and check it out. We love that we put a lot of work into it.

We can't wait for you to read this entire fucking thing. We had a great show with the knitting factory. I know that we did. It was unbelievable. And I think that's it for now. And then And I think that's it for now and then in Probably towards the end of January twitch.tv slash LPN TV is gonna have a full Pantrowed of new material. We have new stuff to developing Or we're going to do a full-core press and like I can't wait for you guys to see what is cooking up in the LPN Labra tools who put good good games coming. It's gonna be fucking sweet Yeah, a bunch of new shit, so. Hell sweet Satan.

No, and how game? Hell Mayor Reims. Yeah. Ah, I don't know. I don't think we know. I mean, we don't know enough about Mayor Reims and who she considers suspicious and wise. The views of the world and do not reflect the views of the last part of the town.

I love you. You literally say, Hail Geek. Who cares what she did? I can't believe it. Excellent content. I explain that in our book. I explain it in our book. It's explained.

And which make a great Christmas present. Last, I forgot to get some of the Christmas gifts. Yeah, last book on the left. It's going to be in order. It's still out there. I've only seen some of the Christmas gifts. Yeah, last book on the left. Yeah, go on the right. You can order it. Still out there. I've only seen it on a couple of discount shelves. I think it's a fair amount of remainders out there.

So go to A-Books and get it on discount. Get it. All right. Bye, everybody. See you next year. Yeah. Yeah. This show is made possible by listeners like you.

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