Last Podcast On The Left - Relaxed Fit: True Crime Roundup - The Cheesecake Killer

Episode Date: May 26, 2023

Yeehaw! It's time for another True Crime Roundup! This week the boys are breaking down the story of Viktoria Nasyrova, the NYC woman who tried to murder look-alike friend with poison-laced cheesecake to steal identity, an Australian Bouncy Castle Business Owner caught burning down competitor Bouncy Castles, Indiana lifting its ban on throwing stars, Police fatally tase a 95-year-old Great Grandmother in Australia and MORE!

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The left bed Henry Ed Marcus. Woo, woo, true crime round up. Yeehaw. Oh, I was going like, please. Woo, woo, woo, woo, round up. Rounding up the criminals. Hey boy, this is going around up some criminals. That's what they always do.

They always do the like, boys, get your tightest batons on. We're going out there to get some criminals. And hey, be careful out there. Be careful out there. Be careful out there. Oh, fantastic. First up, a story at a New York city. A woman has got 21 years for trying to kill her doppelganger with poison

cheesecake. Now, we have tried to cover the story on side stories a couple of times, but we get sidetracked by the cheesecake. We really, it has been on more than one occasion that Kisal has then got into what kind of cheesecake is there a drizzle, is there a gram-packer bottom? And you're like, there's a bunch of other info. Also did she make the band when she walked

over the Brooklyn Bridge for P-D-D-E? What? MTV's making the band. I remember that. They had she walked over the Brooklyn Bridge for P. Diddy. What? What? MTV's making the band. I remember that. They had to walk over the Brooklyn Bridge to get P. Diddy a bit of cheesecake from Juniors. The Juniors.

That's right. I remember because that's the, but nothing to do with music. No, I always remember the Juniors over by the Alamo draft draft house. No, I think it was the original junior. Oh, down time. Brooklyn. Yeah, we're going to the barbecue joint. The Negro over the Brooklyn bridge to double downtown Brooklyn. And you're the Alamo draft house right next to the Dallas, barbecue. Yeah, but the

Alamo draft house is so new. Yeah, so much. It's a newer reference. I just remember the Jepelle sketch when he's when he's like they make him carry him and stuff as as as be did you remember that? Yeah, I do remember that. That was fun. I don't know where to go from that. Remember that other sketch? Remember when Chris Farley asked Paul McCartney if he was dead. I remember Stuart Smalley. My brain is already filling with all of his shit for next week. Next week is going to be fantastic along with this episode.

Well, this story, I'm going to make sure we get through this shit. We're not getting sidetracked on juniors. We're getting through this episode. Well, this story, I'm gonna make sure we get through this shit. We're not getting sidetracked on juniors. We're getting through this story. A Russian woman living in New York City was sentenced to 21 years in jail for poisoning her similar-looking friend with sedative-laced cheesecake, then stealing her identification and other valuables.

Hot girls poising their friends. What's her name? Her last name is Nazio Rova. Nazio Rova. How you spell it? Because I'm gonna look up and see what Her last name is Nazio Rova. Nazio Rova. How you spell it? Because I want to look up what she looks like. Nazio Rova. It's M-I-L-F. Oh, yeah. Russian. Yeah. The last name is Nazio Rova. I don't think you need a sedative for cheesecake. Cheesecake itself, rich, dense, creamy, dairy. It is in itself a sedative. She poisoned them. It wasn't just making them sleepy. No, I know, but you know, yeah, she was highly, it was poisoned with a highly potent sedative that she

hope would cause this woman to die. And then she scattered pills around her body to make it look like a suicide. She didn't even understand it's death by chocolate, not death by cheesecake. No, I know that this woman was a dominatrix. Yeah. At one point, she was a dominatrix. Before we get into our background though, let's get into the crime itself. Nazurava brought cheesecake over to beautician Olga civics home on August 28th, 2016. The two were close in age. Civic was 35 and they were also close in appearance.

They both had dark hair. They had the same complexion. They had similar physical traits and they were also close in appearance. They both had dark hair, they had the same complexion, they had similar physical traits and both of them are Russian speakers, although the woman in question is Russian and the victim is Ukrainian. And if you look at them, you can see, yes, same eyebrow structure, one has a bit of a plumper face,

but the same eye color, which I actually think is really interesting, but you know in Russia, cake cheeses you. Okay. No. Well, Niziova, I mean, she actually was pretty clever I actually think is really interesting, but you know in Russia, cake cheese is you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to bring a single person a full cheesecake. No, here's what we, what she did. She brought three slices. She sat down. She herself ate two pieces of cheesecake. That is so big, guys, so big and clumsy.

I always force the food everywhere I go. I'm always consuming and grasping. So wait, she ate two thirds of the gift herself. Yes, she ate two pieces of cheesecake first. To show. Then the third slice after she showed her how yum yum yum. Cheesecake.

Oh my god. The whole level of the different crime I always get them go and fish. So this she brought three cheesecakes eight two in front of this woman and this woman's just sitting there like why the fuck you bring cheesecake to eat it by house. Then she offered the third slice. I could not possibly eat three slices of cheesecake? I have ordered that diarrhea this morning. I believe it. When you think about that, you watch this woman,

power two pieces of cheesecake. Honestly, it's more of a dare. It's more of a dare. No, no, hey, no, hey, I want one, two. Yeah. Right. I guess so. And so after this woman ate the third slice of cheesecake,

which was poisoned and you know, good on the Xerova for figuring out for keeping track of which ones are poisoned and which one. They should be embarrassed. Yes. I'm sure that one just is like a giant pee on it for poison. Oh, so, my God, I will say that the Russians plutonium, very good poison. Oh, yeah, although I heard the sushi is kind of good. The approach. Well, I believe they're using that's what somebody said. I believe it's polonium.

The stuff that they've been. What does I say? Uh, Tony, but plutonium plutonium. Well, it's because it's, it, they use a powderized version of radioactive material. You just saw another guy that was speaking out against the, uh, war currently the Ukrainian war, uh, you rush versus Ukraine. Uh, another guy just mysteriously fell asleep and didn't wake up on a plane. Uh, very, very sick. That's the way you get. he was a critic of the war. And apparently, it gets you, it makes you real allergic to polone.

That's so bizarre. Also, a bunch of people just jumping out of buildings. Yeah, they really are. Or are they? They need Ace Ventura on the case. Well, the woman who was the victim here, she felt sick after eating the cheesecake and went to lie down. She soon was violently vomiting. She was sick after eating the cheesecake and went to lie down. She soon was

violently vomiting. She was floating in and out of consciousness. And she was terrified that there was something wrong with her. Civic said that the last thing she remembered before passing out was seeing Nessarovia walking around her room. The next day, a friend of civics discovered her unconscious in bed with pills scattered around her body. She is like an immario doctor game. You when she goes, she can be the biggest they pop out the verb. Jane, if she was trying to commit suicide, she would take them. No, no, but that's the thing.

I guess it was just some sort of pill explosion. Oh, attack. Oh, she was sleeping a night through a handful of bills in her mouth. So she was taken to the hospital for treatment under the assumption that she had tried to kill herself. But once she returned home, Civic realized that her passport and employment authorization card were missing as we're a gold ring, another unspecified valuables. Man, that's why you always got to make sure we know, you know, again, we're not trying to encourage murder here, but complete the job. Like this is all the thought that she did seeing things through. You got a way to round until she stops breathing.

But then you're there way too long evidence mouse. Technically, you feed her a bunch of the cheesecake. Once she's passed out, you put a plastic bag over her head. You duct tape the plastic bag around her face and she doesn't fall. No, but then she just die. You remove the bag at the end because now she's dead. I wonder if they could tell. Now, you just use a pillow. Plastic bag is way too much. There's way too much residue left behind on that. Depending on if they decide that it looks suspicious. If it just looks like a suicide, you know, you write a letter next to a going like, I will never ever be smoky.

No matter what I do. Like you write a little thing to say, let her you make her really sad. You push her lips down so look like she's drowning. That's a good point. That's a good point. No, but I think if you have the pills scattered around, if you have the cheesecake,

if you have all of this, then I think you take the chance with the pillow that quite possibly no one is gonna look into it, that they're just gonna say, like, okay, another suicide. Let's move on. Is this not true when it comes to Marilyn Monroe, that the pill bottles were full?

And that's why people think the CIA killed her. Wasn't there something in the place? Where there was like a bunch of pills, and then they're like, well, if she took all the pills, why were there a bunch of pills there? We should probably do an episode that some people, killed the death of the element row.

I think we did. Didn't we do like an extra like after the JFK? Didn't we do like an, No, we never did it. We never did it. We never did, we wanted to do it. We wanted to do it, and we may one day. And so there you go.

I love it, great. I therefore, I will not have an opinion on on it because I have not looked into it enough to form. There's a lot of stuff in there. There's a lot of stuff we don't know because again, yes, one of the pill bottles could have been filled. But she probably could have burned through a bunch of them. She was doing them habitually. But then it was kind of surprising. But she built a certain tolerance over period time. Why now? Why true crime Why true? But why is she? Wouldn't she would Joe Namesh? Yeah. She was with a lot of the boy. She was, well, yeah, she was with Joe Namesh. She was also with what's his name? Who wrote Arthur Miller? Yeah. Yeah. And you know, he was a rocket in the

sack. Yeah. That the Arthur Miller thing doesn't make any sense to me. I've received it. It looks like he is he off. Yeah. He is he is he a handsome guy. Tropic a cancer, Tropic a Capricorn. Okay. You wrote some very sexy novels. That's Henry Miller. Oh, Arthur Miller is an unattractive playwright. But it was a real. I thought, Marilyn Monroe said that what she loved about him was his intelligence. Marilyn Monroe was a type of person that really Marilyn Monroe was a construct. It was a normal dream. Yes. She was a very bright lady. And she actually was a construct. It was a normal dream. You just met. Yes. She was a very bright lady. And she actually was a, uh, felt that Arthur Miller brought that more out of her and took

that side of her more seriously. I mean, he also loved Jumbo and the Bumbleies, but that's kind of, that's a part of it. Now, I mean, I feel the same way about Anna Nicole Smith and she was the first person that we watched die for our entertainment. Did you see the new guys on all of our hands? Did you see the documentary? No, I mean, I watch. I love her. It's very sad. The documentary is very sad. Did they go into the clown video? Well, the clown video is classic, but that

the clown, remember the clown. She was dressed as a clown talking to her daughter who was also dressed as technically she was being fun mom. But she wasn't being fun mom. She was so incredibly fucked up on pill. She can barely talk. What her intention was to be fun, mom. I see Henry, because what I remember, you got a confused look on your face. I remember way back in the days when we used to do those live shows at the Creek and the Cave and we used to show videos that you are that you wanted to show the end of Nicole Smith clown video. And I argued against it, saying it was too sad.

She said, no, no, no, no, no, no, people are going to love it. It's going to be great. What happened when he showed you? I know people got really sad. And there was a strange silence that settled into the room. I have to have a palate of many styles and flavors. And this was, and this was actually before I was ever on stage with the two of you. This was an I was still back up in the booth. And I got extremely sad. I got to rock it. I got to rock it. And you even even says your sad clown footage

of Anna Nicole Smith, she was a wheeling a toy baby in Paramount to house. But at the time, I thought things that were really sad were really funny because of us. Because I was angry. Now I'm way more like this. I am saddened. Yes.

I'm saddened. Of course, her lawyer Howard Stern Yes, and we've all grown up for the years like for example. I don't find the video of the two Russian guys Swirling the grandmother I don't find that funny I That's why that video is funny because of her noises Still the saddest the saddest celebrity video ever leaked was David Hasselwald even that he's not hammered He was about holding a mirror up to him with the her new bodyguard momo who bodyguard is saying that Ed and Colesmith

Actually played up the pill diction way more for the cameras, who bodyguard is saying that Ed and Nicole Smith actually played up the pill, Diction way more for the cameras, which I think is actually not true. And I think that she had a massive political addiction. I really think that Harvey that Howard Stern character

lawyer was speedener. And he went out to another story. There's some people say he was actually kind of a weirdly good force in that home for a period of time because he was, but it all came down to the weird

baby thing. We don't know who the father of the son was. It's a long story. Jerry Springer's dead and we'll never know. That's right. Let's get back to the cheesecake. Well, the next day after of course, she came back and noticed that all of her gold was gone. It was the passport was missing. FBI came in, tested the cheesecake residue and the empty dessert container. Fat ass fucking New York detective. He's made it finally. He's like, you made it here on me today.

Today. No, I'm finally my ex-boycee. She comes to the pool. Hey, man, Big Bird. Man, Big Bird's both detailed here. Both detailed, I'm both detailed on the case. Both detailed has a book in Marcus's office. Yeah.

One tough copy. It is a single dumb, I read a page. It's the dumbest thing I've ever read. And I do love how like your New York political references will forever remain in the year you moved away from New York. That's how it is. Like the mayor will always be build a blog. Yeah, like it'll never change.

Well, once they tested the pills and the cheesecake residue, it came back for Phonazepam, which prosecutors describe as a highly potent sedative. It is available for prescription in Russia, but not controlled in the US. Oh, weird. Yeah. She laced a slice of cheesecake with a deadly drug. This is what the attorney said, the district attorney cats.

He said, she slaced a slice of cheesecake with a deadly drug so she could steal her unsuspecting victims most valuable possession, her identity. I mean, it depends on the identity. Yeah, but isn't the identity still what you make it? Like isn't she still going to fuck that one up? If she fucked her old one up, I think that she was hasty. Yeah. And I think that she was hasty. And I think that she didn't fully think all of this through. Most people who do identity theft don't,

I think that it's a common problem. No, but identity theft. They get the identity. And then you're like, what do I do now? I like the guy that just, I just had a guy breaking in my, he tried to get through my amics, blah, blah. But he went through my wayfarer, Cady, but broken in my wayfarer account.

And what did he buy? Three big grills. It was like very strange. I guess with intent to sell, like, do you get that? Can you pull a guy over and then looking back and see his three grills in the back and you're like, well, actually, this is now, you're kind of a propane dealer. You get arrested for selling grills without a license. That's why you always just want to have like an eighth of weed on.

And if you have like an ounce, I think you're going to distribute. Yeah. And I always take it out right out of my ass to show the count. That's where I keep it nice and warm. Yes. This Russian woman, she had reason to steal an identity because at that moment in 2017, Interpol was closing in because she was wanted for a 2014 murder in Russia. No shit.

Where was Franz Ferdinand? Interpol sounds fun. I think about that. That's very good. Very good. Yes. Very good. It's good.

How draw? How draw? Draw. Interpol, I think if I could choose one agency to work for, Interpol sounds pretty fun. You could just travel the world and you get to find real criminals. This isn't the fucking, you know, this isn't traffic cop. We are in post office cop territory. Oh, post office, you'll find a real criminal. I think the Interpol would be a very difficult job to get. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You have to know multiple

languages. You have to be like a true. So much. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Nasrovia was accused of killing her friend, Aula Alexenko, and stealing her life savings in Russia. In 2014, the following year, Interpol issued a red notice for Nazrovya's arrest for murder. In other words, a request to law enforcement worldwide to locate and provisionally arrest a person pending their extradition or surrender. You know what I would say if I stole a bunch of money

from a Russian? What am I gonna do with all these roubles am I going to do with all these rubles? What do I do with all these rubles? It's a serious question. I asked you this little jit question. As you probably should answer it before, you do all the murdering in the ceiling. Rubles, great name for money. I would take the name a ruble over the name dollar.

Yeah, all about the rubles. A life is all about the rubles. It's about the rubles you make along the way. That makes any sense. Actually, just about having a job. I'm looking at this woman and she's interesting because beautiful face. Very beautiful face.

Very beautiful face. And not as beautiful as the woman whose identity she tried to supplant. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking the woman she was trying to take, the identity of was actually way hotter than she was. Way hotter than she was. So is that the problem? So is that the problem? Is that a problem? I'm thinking. I'm thinking the woman she was trying to take the identity of was actually way hotter than she was way hot. So is that a problem?

Is that a problem? I think so. I know you should, but why would you steal someone's why would she steal an uglier person's identity? It's proven scientifically that life is easier when you're attractive. It's to show your humble. You know, but I think actually I think stealing and attract a person whose identity is more attractive than you. But I think actually I think stealing and attract a person whose identity is more attractive

than you, I think that's actually better because then you can just say, Oh, what happened to you? Oh, I let myself go. Yeah, I got that. You know, that's a solid point and I have some personal evidence. I don't believe it. No, I'm stressed and mad. I would use my middle brother, Chris, the model. I would use his ID when I was underage.

And I was very heavy. You think I'm a little trubby now. You should have seen me 75 pounds more, but I was able to just be like, yeah, I put on some weight because they look at it and be like, we're about the same height, ish red hair. Yeah, I put on some weight and then they got shamed and they didn't want to be like, well, you're a fat fuck now. So they would just give it to me. Did you have my hairline changes? I just tell the police officers was you can see my skull and brain are expanding. Also, why does TSA not understand that people grow facial air? They don't like it. I don't have any fucking facial air in my photos.

They're immediately. You're like, like, like, someone has been lot. Yeah, you're like, Oh, he must have been growing to me. Oh, someone was radicalized. And you don't understand that you just were radicalized, meant like you were made super cool. Nice. In the 80s. Well, this woman, Nazrovia, in New York City, once she arrived after murdering her friend in Russia, she was not a model citizen. While she was in New York City, she was working as an escort or a dominatrix, which that

is not a bad thing at all. That's the purest thing about her. That is absolutely the purest thing about her, but she would sedate her clients and rob them of their jewelry and other possessions. Yes, it's the thing. Honestly, when it comes to sex work, when it comes to being a dominatrix specifically, the key word is trust. Yes.

And I don't like that she was drugging all of these people, No, smack their balls, you know, gaped her buttolls, but please leave their finances alone. Honestly, just help everyone, help everyone. Yeah. It's been an ongoing problem in New York City for many, many years. Escorts, dominatrixis, et cetera, et cetera. Stealing watches from clients, stealing money,

using their credit cards. They have a bunch of crows. It's kind of fun. Whether gambling on the fact that it's highly embarrassing to be robbed by an escort or to be robbed by a dominatrix. That's why I haven't been robbed. What you got to do is you got to raise the prices for yourself, understand that the market bears higher prices for Dick Sucking and Dick Mangling projects.

Like you can get in there and set you set your premium high Mm-hmm dick sucking really isn't even that common of a practice within the art What do you mean? Hey, so many condoms and then sometimes they just put latex gloves on you Are you? Latex gloves over the latex glove full of a bunch of lube and he's used that it's condoms are expensive. They are I can only speak about other people's experiences that they've told me. Oh, Oh,

Nasravia has been sentenced to 21 years in prison for the cheesecake attempted murder. However, she said, quote, I am not the killer. I'm woman. I am woman. I went on that am not the killer. I'm woman. I am woman. Whoa, I went on that side.

I'm a guy. I am woman only woman. Whoa. What the fuck does that mean? I mean, bring in transgender issues into this. No, she's not a killer. She's only a woman. I'm only a woman.

What does that have to do with anything? She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes, which actually that's Billy Joel's already shown what it means to be a woman, which is inherently a murderer. Women can kill. Women dukk, there's books called women who kill. She can do as she pleases. She's nobody's fool. So you can ask for forgiveness straight on that.

Tell me straight up. No, tell me. Do you think we're gonna, you know, do this forever? Wow. Uh-oh. Wow. Only a woman. I just think that's a horrible excuse.

She doesn't only woman. I'm only a comedian. That's what that's a horrible excuse. She doesn't only a woman. I'm only a comedian. That's what I say on every turn. Yeah. All right. There we go. And so we have successfully covered the cheesecake killer story. No, we actually kind of know what the story was. Yes. I you know how she got the inner pull request put out. They actually they were looking for and they found a red light camera where she was driving with the corpse of her friend in the front seat of the car just sitting there dead. No, you met my friend. Oh, name is Burnima.

Yes. And we go to beach clubhouse together. Then we go, we make fun. These are two white house. Oh, that would be very fun. It would be fun. All right. Right from your play. So for our next. All right. Fly from North Korea.

So for our next story, let's head over to Australia. Okay. Mm-hmm. Down under. A jumping castle operator has been jailed over arson attacks on his rivals. Let's see. We're here again.

Okay. This is, I want to say bouncy house culture and the business behind you. Is there a high-money? I, oh, yeah. As we'll get into it, there is quite Melbourne at the very least. Melbourne, Australia is big in the bouncy house business. There's community, but it's, I would say, 10 gentle to car needs.

Right? Yeah, yeah. The amusement industry. Yes. And then if we are dealing with these with car needs, right? Amusement, yeah. Yes, amusement people, these carnivalies, right? Yeah. Yeah. Amusement people, these carnival people, um, they have sometimes, uh, reputations of ill repute. Well, they're

in growth, but that's what you want, because then they also have to be carnies forever, because it's the only job they can legally have. Yeah. And also, don't we give them a lot of power over our lives? Oh, yeah. We literally give it all up to a bunch of absolutely checked out 16 year olds that have been up all night drinking gasoline out of the tilt or well, that's why the interesting thing is with the car. You want to make sure that they're just right and fucked up enough to say loose. To stay loose, stay present, but then also they can, they can focus because again, the worst time or the most dangerous time when an alcoholic or a drug addict acts out, usually they don't got what they need.

Yeah. Keep them drunk. You got to keep them kind of drunk. Keep them a little messed out. Yeah. And it's going to be a vicious cycle for the carny too, because once carny's on your resume, I mean, you can't, you can't really do anything else. It's a little, it's different.

I can, I guess you can go to sort of this probably an executive carny sweet. I'm sure it's a lot of it. Where does it just so lay? It's going to be lateral moves for a carny though. For a while. Yeah. Well, James Balcombe's desire to be number one in Melbourne's jumping castle game has seen him jailed for up to 11 years over a series of arson attacks on rivals. Well, that's the opposite of a mouse.

You gotta take these guys out of the knees. The county court of Victoria heard the balcony whose company awesome party hire was ranked number one on Google after he commissioned the attacks on rival businesses. He was arrested after he ordered that his own shed be burnt down. What I'm fucking talking about. That is real. He is a bouncy house. Lex Luther. So this is arson. Yeah. The court heard that Balcom had commissioned a man named Craig Anderson to burn down his

own factory called kangaroo flat. As he was concerned, police would be suspicious that he was the only bouncy house guy who's building hadn't been burned down. So he's thinking like, okay, the cops, I'm gonna be, seems the only one who isn't burned down. So I gotta make them think that there's some sort of bouncy house criminal who wants to take down all of the bouncy houses in Melbourne.

Okay, who do I pin this on? Who do I pin this on? I'm gonna get to the guy who, it's real terms of stable houses. Yes, it is. The bad thing is that all these guys are coming for the bouncy houses. This is when we tell the police because of how fun a bouncy house and a boring, a normal,

structured houses. Man, can you imagine if you were forced to live a normal life in a bouncy house? Yeah. How horrible would that turn out to be? I feel like that's one good would you rather? Like would you do it forever if you got like $20 million? But you have to live in a bouncy house for the rest of your life. Yeah, you know, I bet you you could make a work. Oh yeah. For $20 million. I mean, that's the thing is that sleeping about that's where you sleep. Well, you have to get your laptop in there. There's

going to be that's where your bathroom is going to be going on vacation. There's going to be a lot of parameters here though. So like, okay, so bathroom wise, like is the bad. I know you're shitting you out on the grass or inside the bouncy house. But if you have $20 million, can you install a porta potty outside? One of those really nice ones. That's what I would like to train this. Yeah. Everything has to be inside the house.

So you have to live in the home. I mean, you're using, you're using just pots because that's the thing. If you're using anything of weight, you're going to pop the bouncy house. And if you pop the bouncy house, killed. And then you know, if it never pops. Also, I don't know if the term commissioned is the proper term for what this man was on. He didn't come, he's not painting the Obama's.'s no he was just cold to go blow up my bar This guy because they're sitting there cuz they're both they both in clown makeup You were being a little bit of a bouncy houses These are bouncy house people these are not clowns

I can't fire to his own Fucking he's wrong. I did I Can see where Henry's coming from. I do think that the carnies and the bouncy house people are definitely in the same sport, the same ballpark. But Ben, I do also agree with you where I think that the bouncy house people probably look down on the carnies. I also think the clowns look down on both of them because clown clowning isn't art. One of the oldest arts of all time. And once they still think of it very serious, like comedy is very real. Standups look down on sketch people

and collectively we all look down on people who do improv. Absolutely. There always has to be somebody below you in a structure. And then improv people, I guess they just, they just look down on anybody else. They look down on the guy who thinks he's funny at the office. Oh, he doesn't do it on the weekends. Now like me, having sex with my students.

Well, the court heard that Balcom, that's the bouncy house company owner. He's bouncy, Malcolm, bouncy, Malcolm. Well, three days after that March 2017 fire, the guy who he commissioned to burn down his own factory, he got arrested. They caught him three days. And then he named Malcolm as the instigator of that blaze. And then once he gave up that information, Anderson spilled the whole story into like, you know, this bouncy house fucking caper. You guys go step by, and you think it does. It's the deepest story, a Melbourne. You know, you were fucking imagine that too, because of course you're fucking bouncy house. The sass is going to flip.

He's from the bouncy house to muni. I agree. Not stable. You know, I love Australia. I love the Australian people. Of course, great. But I have been a little bit disappointed in their lack of criminality. When I was growing up, it was like they're all criminals. They're all crazy.

But now they're all, I think there's, I think they've been subdued by the state too much. Well, there's been a lot of well, they do have effective control over the, you know, the are automatic rifles and automatic weapons. I think they closed the bars early because some dudes may or some kid got fucking that was in and it's getting. They are figuring that out. But then the rest of them, like, honestly, we had Ned Kelly. Are they violent enough? Or they violence in an in character?

There's a lot of violence. You got the Snowden murders, which we're going to cover this year. There's a bunch of stuff. There's a lot of fucked up shit. Wolf Creek is all based off of real stuff that happens out of the outback. Well, Australia, after Martin Bryan, they sort of lost their taste for it. Yeah, you know, that's pretty. It's like here, It's not like here.

We keep it alive here. We keep true mass violence. Fresh. Yeah, we keep it fresh and we keep doing it bigger and better ways, new ways, new places, new locations. You don't know where it's coming from. That's interesting irony of the human mind. If it continues to happen, don't we forget faster?

I do. That is an interesting irony. That is. Yeah, because what was what was the last shooting? Yeah. What't we forget faster? And that is an interesting irony. That is. Yeah, because what was what was the last shooting? Yeah. What was the last shooting? Yeah, named the last mass shooting. I shot an audition yesterday. All right. There we go. There we go. There we go. Be a zoom. That was the improv. Yep. Well, welcome. That's the bouncy house man 58. He's 58 years old.

Is this a 58 year old's crime? Yes. To me, this seems like a 43 year olds crime. I don't know how the guy got busted in three days for burning down a fucking barn. I think 43 years was when he was a car. He could be. Well, he appeared on Thursday by video link from prison in the county court. And there in court, he was jailed for 11 years. The judge Stewart Bayless said that while Balcom's goal may have been to advance his own business by orchestrating the arson attacks, the damage had extended far beyond that. The judge said, quote, it impacted the lives and livelihoods of others, cause significant loss suffering and emotional trauma.

Okay. See, I love it because they call it, they're, we call it bounty house. They seem to call it a jumping cast, a jumping cast. Well, it's a jumping cast. I think It is. It is. That's similar. And I'm looking at James Bell come and like, I feel like with God, I get it on some level. Do I want to burn down every other podcast studio that exists? Yes. Absolutely. Right. Well, just to make sure that we're the only ones. Yeah. But I also know that that there has to be there are others so that

people can come and say, Oh, that's how it's done. But see, this is the balance is why there's three of us. If it was just me in charge of this, I could very well see me in the same hands as James Malcolm, who definitely looks the fucking part. I, he looks like, he looks like bubbles from trailer part. He looks like he's got a, he's one of those, he's one of those guys that when you were a part that used the four steps on his head and he went on to the home and it never went back. He's got births fucking hair companies blond. He looks like, oh, that's good.

But no, I, that's why there's balance. Yeah, that's where there's balance because that's the things that first you said, I want to burn down all podcast studios and I said, yeah, that sounds great. And then Ben made his argument. And that way I got to think about the two's opposed sides. And then that's when I can decide like, no, Ben, you're right. He shouldn't burn down all of us. It's almost impossible. It's too easy for us. We need the the challenge of being the number 35 podcasts in the world. Yes. Indeed.

It's almost impossible to find these places because they're recording live from an undisclosed bunker, three, three, fourteen Wilson road in Austin, Texas. Oh, God. I think we've got to start over the address. Guys, we got to move again. Well, the judge said that Balcom was so set on destroying his rivals. He told his burn man to return to businesses

when the initial fire only caused minor damage. Yes. One business was targeted three times before the fire was deemed, well, good enough. I actually think the man shouldn't be in prison. The burn man should be in prison. They're both in prison. They're both in prison. They're both in prison.

You know, you know, you know who needs to get together in a fucking suicide squad of fucking evil business, man, is that we got to get this dude. We got to get Joe exotic out of prison. He I agree with that. He teams up with Papa John to break Joe exotic out of, out of fucking prison. That my friend is the gay suicide squad that could possibly be. What would you do it? Gonna be out of bounds. There's a prison escape right now in Ohio, by the way, lock your doors, hide your, hide your, hide your sons.

I don't know what they're incarcerated for. But when it comes to Papa John, garlic butter, maybe the greatest residue to slip right out of jail. Three germs, one you'd see, Maybe the greatest residue to slip right out of jail. Three dreams. Three scaps slowly and senior power. Papa John's garlic butter. It's gonna help you smold it down and make sense. And I know Papa John's, you know, issues.

Yes, but let's fucking not forget the pizza. Papa John's is going downhill. It's gone. It has a matter of fact on their grub hub. They don't even have a picture of pizza. He definitely was a picture of the pop pop some pizza fucking. And that's yeah, that's like that's tangential to pizza. It should mean pizza should be centered. Honestly, he was the Tony Stark of of greeced men. And of course, that's why Tony Stark is no longer allowed to do conference calls. When I was a delivery driver for Papa John's and the fall of 2001, yeah, that's right.

September 11th. I was there. I was from the front line. I was driving for Papa John. Yeah. Who ordered second? Hey, guys, we have more of Tristan or one. Did you guys order the pizza anymore?

Yeah. No, no, no, no. I wasn't driving on for Papa John's on September 11th, but you know what? I was driving on September 12th. So is it okay? Of course. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no Jones guys. Papa John. Wow. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's weird. That's really true. I did it first semester until I went back to I took a semester off from college radio and then I delivered a pizza to one of the people, one of the executive staff at the college radio. She paid me in quarters dimes and nickel. Oh, God. And then while she was counting out all of her quarters dimes and nickels, she said, you know, you should really come back to the radio station, the spring and the spring.

We all wondered why you didn't come this fall. And that's why I'm sitting here today. Seriously, it wasn't. I'm 1000% serious that if it was not for Papa, John's this entire podcast would not exist. How are you? I wouldn't have gone back into radio. Honestly, I'm so shocked about how central Papa John says,

bit, they are in higher shock. I'm telling you, that garlic butter changed the game along with a little pepuccino. I'm just so happy that what you saw wasn't a woman who was obviously borderline homeless forced to pay with coins. She was, she was, she was a, she was a, she was cheap. She was a college student. So you saw and you said, you know what I want quarters to and you got your quarters and you got your quarters. Got my quarter.

You were probably making more money as the delivery driver. Without a doubt for the radio station. No, I made more. Once I became underwriting director the next semester, I actually made more money than I did at Papa John's because people in Lubbock tip for shit. And we also had a couple. We were also on kind of like the shitty set. Like we had shittier people. Like we were the trailer park Papa John's because people in Lubbock tip for shit and we also had come we were also on kind of like the shitty set like we had Shitty or people like we were the trailer park Papa John's yeah, which was out because that's the thing you waste 30 minutes Trying to find the fucking trailer, but there's one of the goddamn numbers earn order I know then it's 93 then it's six then it's 14 and there's always somebody that's flagging down because they see the fucking

Popper They're going hi hi here's my order. I paid that's my pizza And then he gives you fucking ten bucks and then you get back to the fucking store and they say hey the guy fucking Apple Valley trailer Park didn't get his fucking piece gotta go like out there You gotta go back out there and you know, I really honestly play a lot of this region 9 11 And I also think the part of this is that I cannot believe you didn't use this to go deliver IEDs and Afghanistan. Indeed.

Pop it in the house or in the trailer. Yeah. Well, back to the bouncy house. Mm-hmm. I love this story. I love this story so much. So so the idea of like, because why do you need to set fire to bouncy houses? Don't you need to just pop them?

Yeah. I was going to say, can't just a needle just, yeah, with a knife. No, that's a thing. They might be able to rebe, they might be able to just order more bouncy houses very quickly. You want to destroy the infrastructure. You want to destroy everything about the bouncy house business. But for when he gets out and starts doing this again, I think you should use a knife and slide, you basically slice the bottom of the bouncy house overnight. And so when it take, when you've already rented it and it opens up, it deflates and then all

of a sudden they're all mad at you, leave them one star recommendations on it. That's how you properly tank the business. Yeah. In a way. Yeah, it is. But most of the time though, he was unsuccessful. Most of the fires, they just kind of pittled in and out. But for A&A jumping castles, the, the burn man threw a malt off cocktails through the window. And that fucker went up and flames destroyed 110 bouncy houses. What the fuck, shit, it's like an outwits. That is horrible.

Byrg, that was $1.4 million in damages. In bouncy houses? That's a lot in bouncy houses. Yeah, the couple that owned the place, Michael and Alene Andrew, they had to close their business and they bought now both work casual jobs in childcare. The insurance didn't cover it. The whole thing went up in flames. You totally destroyed these people's lives.

Because I bet if you do arson on somebody else's business, these insurance companies, the best, they never won pay. So they see it being arson, and I bet you they just flip into the people who own the business. And they said, I bet you you said fire to your own things Moomo, we're like what's just like we're innocent bouncy house Yeah, they're just bouncy house people also now they work in childcare and I'm sure they're fantastic But it does seem like it could be predatory. What are you talking about about who do you think bouncy houses are for yeah?

That's what I'm saying. Are you just are you gonna do the pedophile thing again? Where you call everyone pedophiles just because they work with children? Well, he's just saying, I just don't think he trusts bouncy houses. I think come on, come on. I like to see kids bounce. You don't think you don't think that people in the bouncy house profession have a slight more inclination to watching children jump. I don't know.

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Yeah, the entire world doing the thing again where you just call on somebody you don't like a pedophile I don't do that. He doesn't even know if he'll dislikes the bouncy house I'm neutral. Well, there's a fun little code to this story. Welcome before he was arrested. He was charged with 11 counts of conspiracy to commit arson. He was released on bail, but he failed to show up to court for final directions hearing. His lawyer handed over a fake medical certificate saying, oh, he's sick.

A warrant was then issued for his arrest. And he was found living on the other side of the country, the other side of the continent in Perth, running a fraudulent stamp operation under the name Paul Johnson. It's just so much harder to run all these scam businesses than you just go get a job. Yeah, yeah, it really is. Also do people, how do you do counterfeit stamps? I don't think government issued. I have no idea. It's Perth. It's a really understanding. You know when we went to Perth. Yeah,

it is. It's out there, man. It is. It is. It is weird. Did they call them Perthlings for a reason? Yeah. Do you remember the smell? It's fair. It was a beautiful place. Beautiful city. Yes. But it's strange. A lot of statues. Yeah. I remember a lot of statues. There were a lot of statues. Yeah, but it's strange. A lot of statues. Yeah, I don't know how to statues. There were a lot of statues. Yeah, but it was the smell. The smell was all like. I don't know.

There was an odor amongst a group. A certain group at the. He said, now he's accusing everybody of being stagged. He said, those are the odor. He said, I'm gonna sit on my arfans. No, there was,

there was an odor amongst one group of our fans during the meet and greet. I got those emails. They were like sorry for being the smelly Perth. They were just people. They were. But it was unlike me. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying it was unlike any smell of ever encountered my life.

It was unique. Manual labor. Hard working. You know, like nothing smells like puttually. It's sort of like that. Sure. Yeah. It was like that. It was a patchouly like scent. No, this hippie dipty man. Yeah, man. It's a different kind of cram man. They really rub all sorts of crystals. Absolutely. Light from your blade. Next up, let's come back to America for the next story to Indiana. They're lifting their ban on throwing stars. Whoa. Finally out of all the issues in Indiana, I'm surprised they took the time to ban them

in the first place. I actually, I can't believe they're finally lessening some of these horrible, horrible anti-Ninja loss. I agree. Because I hope that that starts a wave of this country to bring the ninja back because I love a good ninja. It's another attacked class. It really is.

Anti-Ninja legislation really has been a problem in this country. It's out of control. It's out of control. I'm just super excited for the big. And I say this with love, do we fett midwestern fuck who now can throw his ninja stars? I love because they're going to be so funny because they're going, you know, there's nothing better than a chunky ninja. I love they are funny.

They're fun. And you know, if you can, if you can be sneaky and chubby, that is pretty impressive. Basically, if you guys see guys that are professional dark players, you can tell if you watch their whole bodies, a lot of times me shit, right? Because your dark players, it's great. It's the best love a good dark player for a pot belly. That is a core. Because what it is is the movement actually starts with your toes. And then you start a wave across your body that ripples through your body up to the arm

steps it boom. Dark flies across through right throwing stars say muscle. I feel like it'd be a proficient thing. It's like a bowler to drink and man's professional sport. Also, why can't we have throwing star? Fuck the darts throwing starboards. Yeah, you can't. It's your local bar. Oh, your local bar.

That's that's that you have to trust your client. Well, well, actually where this is coming from, this is actually coming from the lobby that is, that does involve a fair amount of drinking, depending on where these businesses operate, comes from the axe throwing lobby. Big axe throw. Yeah, yeah, they're trying to diversify.

Yeah, they're trying to diversify. And it was actually a senator named Linda Rogers, who pushed for the legislation. She approves of the final version. She said, no matter what type of recreational activity, you want to make sure there's safety precautions in place. And she said that she knows these businesses will certainly make sure that that's the case. She found a monster energy drink collabying association. Next up, they're going to bring

back lawn darts. That'll be fun. Those are talking about your kids, Ed. Dude, my grandpa had lawn darts and that was awesome. They were in deathly as a bad dangerous dad. It was so much so powerful. The throw of true javelin at nine years old. Yeah. Yeah. I remember we went to the Renaissance fair just a few weeks ago. They did have a fault like they had axe throwing and they had throwing start throwing.

I remember that right here. There's a sake bar. There's a throwing star range. That is real. There's an American bar that is a ninja theme. Sok a bar is San Bernardino. Oh, let's see if it's still open. But yeah, right here. Look, you can see it has the, oh, no, this is just a click of a funny fake video. But Ninja throwing a throwing star to a man. They was unsuspecting. These were from American Ninja too near the Brooklyn brewery there in Brooklyn. Mm-hmm. They have a bar that where you can throw the axe and I tried to do it.

And you know, you throw it once and then that's your good. We got to do it right. I don't, but you don't. I didn't. And then it's just like, I don't want to throw it again. I did it. I did it at a red and fair back in like 2008. Yeah. I didn't get it. I didn't. And then it's just like, I don't want to throw it again. I did it. I did it at a rent fair back in like 2008. Yeah.

I didn't get it. I didn't understand. I didn't really understand what the appeal of it was. You know what I'd rather do? I wish that there was a bar concept where you'd go and they line up like, you know how Home Depot has the window like kind of sets up and they give you a cinder block. It's fucking awesome. And you just throw it through a brick like riot bar.

Yeah. And you can do all that stuff that you do in a riot, but you get out of your system. Like, I love it. That would be sweet. Yeah, you call it definistrators. Yeah. Yeah. I love it, man.

That's worth the test. Well, the guy that's behind this, or the guy that really is very excited about it and is talking to the press about it, his name is Ryan Guston. He owes the flying squirrel acts throwing in Speedway. He said, we get people coming and every day asking us about it. Yeah, he just fine to find a way to get rid of these throwing stuff and he's planning to start a throwing star league after Indiana lifts its band. How do you guys have throwing stars? I could throw over. You just act the time.

This guy looks like a human throwing star. Like if you look at him, oh, I can see him. That is a white ninja. I love a white ninja. There you go. I've got some alternative medicine. Very much so, very much so. Yeah, but one more thing about the throwing stars, they will, however, be dulled.

The sharp edges will be dulled. What? What's the point then? You can't, you can have points, but not, uh, nine faggets. Just throw rocks then. Well, I was supposed to stick to the ball. I can be pointy. It can be pointy.

Like, is that right now there? Do you trust me or not, state of Indiana? I thought you just made this legal. No, you made that do this is what the legalized was a piece of metal in the shape of a star. This is the Delta eight of weapons. And it's worse. That's so much worse. Just make it either do one or the other. I want to go to Indiana. Believe this kind of fucking governmental control. We need to go to the Capitol. Yeah. I agree. And take this whole system down.

Yeah. Oh, no, that's what gustan says he's going to do. That's what he says he's going to do. But the legislation on this out, I'm not going to go to the gustan's fucking place. No, fucking. This is very Indiana when the legislation was first proposed this session. All they want to was to just have it recreational businesses, but house lawmakers broadened the bill before signing it into law, allowing them in quote almost any environment. Look at the guy's the energy ex throwing championship these guys are just I love you know, it's a it's a bow. It's a ballers body. It is a baller body, man. Everyone's got to find a community of their own, don't they? They do. How many of the shereekin community do you think was at January 6th? Oh, man, there's a cross over there.

How many Whitenin just were there? There's a cross over, but you know what? I actually don't think many, they're going with more Celtic style violins. Sure, sure, sure. They ruined Thor and other fantastic mythos. They very much have, but they're tempting to, but we don't let them. We won't let them take it. No, not at all.

Well, for our last story, let's go back to Australia. Oh my God. New South Wales, new police minister has spoken out after being accused of being missing an action after a cop tasered a 95 year old great grandmother. You give that guy a purple heart. What did this woman do to deserve a taser? Actually, I think COVID did give him a purple heart.

Oh, well, first of all, she has dementia. She weighs 95 pounds. She had been holding a steak knife when she slowly approached the police officer at the Yalim B. Lodge and senior constable Christian White, 33 blasted a taser on Mrs. Nallan to collapse to the ground knock her head and suffer a bleed to the brain. She is receiving end of life care in most better. Yeah, you can't taste it. No, she's 95 pounds, five foot two, 95 years old. Well, you can't taste her.

You know, the only person that could taste her me and Michelle fight for when she was cat. Oh, man. I was good. Remember that? Yeah. Kissed the person with the taser. So this guy had a, he had a projectile taser.

He had a projectile taser. Oh, so he didn't even have the balls to do a close up taser. He shot her from afar because she was approaching like one of the creatures from it follows. She was slowly shuffling towards him with the steak knife. Are you cake? I saw that where everything is. Can everything is freaking came back to him as well. And then wow, we just take and then wow. Yeah, he pays. I mean, he's pays me grandson. There was another case of it. Like a 93 year old dude in Texas who got

tays, we got to stop these old people. Don't need to be tays. I do feel like they just cops are like, well, I didn't shoot him. I know they've got beaten him with the stick. I don't know if they have a guns in Australia as far as the cops go. I didn't shoot him. I know I could be with the stick. I don't know if they have a guns in Australia as far as the cops go. I don't recall seeing them. I remember the cops having guns. They just had automatic weapons.

Yeah. I can know with a let old of a legity, you could just grab her by the shoulders and push her down. You could do it with your Russians. Flying knee. Honestly, takes out a woman. You could throw a head, a lattice at her and she'd fall down. Or like, you just back away.

Pull the carpet out, trick her into going into the bathroom, lock her in, wait until she calms out. So many things, so many things you can do. All you got to do. There's no way you can, like, she's in a backup, I got out of his room. So what's going to happen to this cup? I don't think he should have a badge anymore. He absolutely shouldn't. No know he's on administrative leave He's thinking real hard about what he's done. He's 90 the woman was 94 pounds five foot to guess this guy's size

6 foot 7 325 pounds of pure American male. Even though he's Australian six foot one 300 pounds Holy you know to be honest though. That is the size of a man who is too lazy to take down a gram. Because he is that's six one three hundred. He's round. That's big. Do you think that maybe we've just given this guy? I mean, we've got a thousand pounds too much credit, but he's like, my hand is too strong. Like again, use my hands on the woman because I'll break her brittle bones.

No, you sciences gentle, lulling call of electricity. Uh, you know, but that's the thing. I said, I said it to I said it to simmer. Can you set it to different settings? I'm sure. Probably. Yeah, because I bet you there's a cause especially like you've seen those guys. Well, you don't like remember that one story?

It was like, you've seen that that viral video. It was the guy that was like roided out and then the cop shoot him with the projectile stunners and it's that, that's that, and then he teaches the guy just stands there and he goes, I'm coming for you, son. And then they just go in. That's scary. It's great. You should look up that video.

You do not have control over the strength of a taser. It's not. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I thought you'd set it to like warm or you'd set it to stun to stun. No, no, you don't have stun or kill or anything like that. That's Batman's utility belt. Yeah, I feel like there's a mark it for this. Yeah, I agree. There should be levels of the shock that everybody gets the same old lady. Yeah, old lady, you do a lady setting. Old lady setting where it's mostly just like saying like, you know, like, you know, girls

are wearing pants now. Yeah, right. You're an inch shocked. And she's just like, oh, that's a good thing. You know, you can just scream that. Yeah, say a bunch of stuff being like, they, they eat ass now. You would eat an ass is great grandma. And then you're like, no, no.

No, that's one of the biggest myths of all time. These old people are perverted. Yeah, well, oh, that old people don't have sex. Oh, they have sex. Oh, that's that. I always don't know if they're like, to be honest, I feel like they're sexing each other, but I don't know if they're like rimming each other.

Oh, I think that they, I think that they do. I think that they have done it all. If I make it to 85, I'm retiring for meat and ass. Okay. No, no, no, no lingus. He's retiring age 85. All right. Well, what the big controversy in Australia is right now, though. Of course, everyone's shocked, well, to excuse the pun, over the use of this taser on the grandma.

But what everyone's really mad about is that the police commissioner, a woman named Karen Webb, has declined to release the footage. Not only is she declined to release the footage. Not only is she declined to release the footage, she says that she won't even watch the body cam footage of the incident. Wait, she's got to watch it. She has to watch it. Now she said she won't. She says that the investigation is going to go any faster if she watches it or not. She just didn't want to. So she's not going to it will go faster because she'll have evidence to see what it's what actually happened. It's not watching the Oscars because I don't want them to exist. But they do. They do.

Well, not for much longer. But the nice thing is, if they did, okay, if they did release it, what do we see in here? You're seeing that the body can get in taste. An old woman getting taste, yeah. I kind of like a left up to the imagination because you can just like see like, you know, like, yeah, you know, kind of funny. It's going to be funny. It's going to be funny. You know, it's very sad. It's going

to be funnier in your imagination. Absolutely. Yeah. Because I'm actually just for some reason, picturing an elderly bug's bunny in a dress contest. Yeah. I don't know why. Yeah. That's what I see. I don't need to see an old woman suffering. I looked up to elderly people eat ass. And then this came up a woman's areas turn me on when they lie in their stomach, legs spread ass in the area here dinner bells. Nothing better than soaking wet pussy dripping down to a tight ass better than cake sticking to fingers in the G spot rubbing the clip tongue and ass usually leads to orgasms for her

me as well. And older body is like the greatest playground. If it means better orgasm for the girl that I'm willing to do whatever she wants. And that was an older person that wrote that. No, I mean, it's misspelled. Oh, it could be. It's Brian O'Rigan, former freaky lesbian feminist. All right.

Well, there you go. Isn't that absolute fantastic? 499 questions on Quara. So they really have. Yeah, they answer questions such as I saw my husband licking my daughter's butt should I confront him? Why does my husband insist that he wants to lick my butt? My boyfriend has been rimming my butt hole recently and he loves it. Is it really the only problem? I saw my I saw my I saw my daughter rimming my husband or saw my husband rimming my daughter. I know my, was it, I saw my daughter rimming my husband or a son my husband rimming my daughter. Yeah, my daughter, my husband licking my daughter's, but are there any ass licking pictures available? Yeah, just a prop.

Yeah. It just is. Are there any ass licking pictures available? Well, I mean, you think you don't have to go to Quarer for that. You think you could Google that first. Yeah. And there are a lot of my husband licks my vagina and anus after I'm done urinating or defecating before letting me wash. Is there anything wrong? I really enjoyed and

love him to the core for that. Sure. Just have fun. Why are you on core? I'm here now. Got some news Friday. I'm getting my bidet installed. All right. Well, there we go. There we go, hungry. You can't. No, no, don't drink it. No. And Henry, I got the same one you guys. Yeah, I got the one that opens up and says,

give me a little bit of sand with you. I got the same one you guys. Yeah, I got the one that opens up and says, give me a little bit I don't want my to listen to something like Keith Morrison Friday 2 p.m. I love Keith Morrison Keith Morrison Morgan Freeman. Who would you rather have as the god voice in your head? Like Keith Morrison because you're Morgan Freeman was happy sex with his granddaughter.

That's not true. There you go, you idiot. You're perpetuating a math. You're perpetuating a math. You're perpetuating a math. You're perpetuating a math. You're perpetuating a math. Yeah, Marcus, you're perpetuating Slander, sir.

You're perpetuating Slander. You're perpetuating Slander. I'm gonna go with Morgan Freeman then. He had a sexual relationship with his step-grandfather. Step by step, baby. All right, everyone. Is that it? Oh, that's it. That's it. That's it. I other than the other guy who got hit by a car after

he helped a bunch of baby dogs across the road. 11 year old saw it. Yeah. Teaches you to fucking not watch your own goddamn back. You can't keep yourself out. No, he's a victim. It's very sad. Well, he's not a victim. He is. No, he crossed the street when he shouldn't have

and he got hit by a teenager. And that teenager is not traumatized because she killed a guy. And she was not a fault at all. He was crossing the street without looking. He was helping ducks. He was more concerned with helping baby ducks and now girls now has to live with a duck. Maybe he needs to think about why some husbands

are licking their daughters butt and whether or not they need to actually give you anything to intervene all right. All right. A man. This was a good light week, but you guys got to know we are heading deep into historical territory over the next couple of weeks. A massive historical story and I'm just going to give you one hit. 20th century history.

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Okay everyone, thank you so much for listening. That's it, ailer's help. Hell yeah, game. But good as a laze, oh. Help me, dirty old fuckers. This is good, it's good, it's good, loose. Yeah, it's broken loose, that's fun. That's why we gotta do these true crime roundups.

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