Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: 60-Foot Robot

Episode Date: August 6, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a 60-foot Gundam robot takes its first step, a Lori Vallow update, Annabelle the doll flies first class, a Zaborowski opens fire, and MORE.

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started Yes No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm a real skater boy now I know all right. I'm not even sure how to start this show because it's a brand new It's a brand new creation. It is just like Henry Zabrowski is a brand new creation every day We're all made in in God's image and apparently God now has green hair Because Henry Zabrowski you've decided to go full. I'm not gonna say Jared Leto joker because I don't want to be rude

I am I was it broken. What do you have the tattoo that said like broken or mistaken? Oh, yeah, damage. Thank you I think overlaid over fucked and over sexed that would be the problem with that version of joker If there's one person that is over fucked on this planet, it is Jared Leto That is true and it is it is destroyed him as an artist It has he is not he it is too easy for him It really is so Henry Zabrowski coming at you now with green hair You'll be able to watch that of course on the adult swim stream We do once a week before this my shit. Yeah, honestly was to be on unlike many people. Yeah, I'm bored. You're bored

sure looking for a Change looking for a judge Natalie was getting her hair dyed pink right from Sonia They were in that bar friend Sonia who they were in the century check her out. Yeah, she's awesome I'm gonna be putting up her UFO video soon and the last guest of social so you can see that But they were getting their hair dyed and I was sitting there thinking like I've always wanted to dye my hair green Uh-huh. Um, I don't know if I'll ever act again So there's a part of me sitting thinking well, why don't I just change something I could do it It was in my bucket list to dye my hair on the bucket list because the cool people always did it

I never I was had like too much control of my impulses when I was younger right now I'm more free so I just sat a fucking micro dose some mushrooms. I got my hair dyed No, this is like an inner experience Henry Zabrowski inner experience Henry Zabrowski welcome to side stories everyone I am Ben with inner experience Henry Zabrowski the massive indictment that I do have Here is that this is what you thought cool people did. Yes, you thought they dyed their hair great I didn't know I didn't know that anybody could okay. I just was thought I was just kind of a fat goober Oh, it always felt like not you don't want to be you know you want to be like big booger coming through town. Oh My hair is green because it reminds me of the lettuce of my favorite sandwich. Yeah, did your mommy have sex with the music next guy

But no now I'm just a scared boy and making things complicated for all the girls in the neighborhood I love it man. People see me out there. I have a skateboard in my possession. I don't use it You know, but I have it for other reasons for bits. I have it for bits And you know, it's fun to just post up in front of like, you know, you just go by the front of the Jewish day school Sure. Yeah, you go by the 7-eleven hanging out front just going like yeah, you guys gonna sketch today Yeah, absolutely. You guys gonna do some tow tow slides. Yeah, and you don't feel like people think you're an undercover cop to you Yeah, so tell me young people do you have any mescaline? I'm just asking because I'm interested in experiencing mescaline

You know, I think this might be the year that I do mescaline just to derail everything Honestly possible the micro dosing of shrimps is fun. It gets it in there makes things all giggly There's just nothing to do outside of our homes. There's no way to go. So now it's about going on to the inside I started doing a little bit more. I'm trying to get more into meditation trying to find and Entreverse the chapel perilous. Wow. I think you're saying the same sentences Jared Leto says to get laid I'm looking damn it. You don't get me. That's why I have this these teeth I'm not as bald as I thought I was no the green really does bring out It's just turns out your blonde hair, but that's what my father said is a joke for years

He said I'm not getting bold. I'm getting blonde and I didn't realize that you might actually there might be some truth Indeed the Bob Dylan Henry's of rouski story But back in blonde. What was the name of that stupid ass thing that he did blonde on blonde on blonde, of course Referencing bush hairs. Well, you never know what's gonna happen here at the last podcast network No, and you never know what's gonna happen in the world. Um, there is one story this week It did not get covered by anything that mattered because we don't cover real news here, but we will There is now a 60-foot robot Mm-hmm, and they call him a Gundam. It's not he's that called a Gundam. It is a gun. It's a Gundam

Okay, which sounds like something you find between your hole and your sack Mm-hmm a piece of Gundam 60-foot robot in Japan took its first steps No, that's what happened. It's not what happened I was a video that you watched well shows how interesting about how porous the idea of objective truth is isn't that something? Because you look at this Gundam take its first step click bait title says 60-foot robot takes first steps first step I go and click on this. Yes. Yes. So you're okay. First of all number one I saw that headline and I immediately I

Called my gun guy because now I have a gun guy and I said you need to bring over the ARs You need to bring over any kind of grenade launchers. I'm not fighting the place. It's not gonna fight you I'm fighting the robots. It's not gonna fight you. That's what it is No, you have to join up with the sensitive teens that are To be trained by their lineage in order to fly these robots and technically you have to find those That's what I'm doing I'm trying to get on the side of all of the emotionally complicated teen pilots that are gonna be have to become one with these things I have to say with your green hair

I have never felt more like a father tried to yell at his son about robots and then just having a totally Opposite reaction coming from my son and then I say how did you come out of my balls and say I don't know dad You must have been three years old because I'm 36 and I have a fucking mortgage These are the things I choose But it doesn't even take a step it they prop it up. Yes very cool, right the flaps open up They've got the dick flap go. Yes, that opens up cool. I saw that I was a hell Yeah, and I saw another thing had the arm go up. I was like, oh damn here it comes Okay, this is the future I wanted and then it lifts up one knee like it's doing a cardio vascular test

Okay, and you know what that's the first step into overall human destruction. It's a 60 foot Robot, why do we need a 60 foot robot? It's also a human. It's in like human form Because it was there if they designed it at the Gundam factory in Yokohama If they I don't know why they did this I don't know why they're doing this we're in the middle of a pandemic and now all of a sudden What do we need 60 foot walking robots? Hey, man, guess what it is definitely socially distanced Well, that is true. You get up inside there. It's one person. That's very difficult in all the different stations But I'm saying it didn't take a step. It can't even stand on its own. It's just up. It is held up

Yeah, not yet. Do you remember when Oprah first interviewed like the first like robot female that could talk and it was just like a weird robot Face and they showed a robot print. Oprah, I don't care what anyone says. I think that your body is beautiful Well, it is unless of course she's on the Lolita express going to have sex with children But we're not gonna talk about that right now. They technically debunked that she was on another plane It was another plane where I guess it was just given. It was like off the wagon train where it was just given Booze to people who had quit alcohol. Okay. Well, that's totally acceptable Oprah You're back in good graces Yeah, give people a car and everything will be fine unless Lori Vallow gets involved because Lori Vallow believes that Oprah's the head of the

Zombie demons like the head of the people slowly Coring out people's souls. I listened to the first like the deposition where they played a bunch of evidence like the first kind of It's preliminary. We're dying your hair while doing this because then you are Jared Leto from Joker No, no no Jared Leto's Joker. No, I would and the only way I'd be Jared Leto's Joker Is if I was like talking about pumping in poison into an aqueduct in order to destroy a city But also like getting my grill fixed and getting my fucking get my dick shorted. Yeah Well, you gotta be able to sneak into those tiny places. What's not tiny also Lori Vallow's kid apparently was a red suit They are a red outfit. They found them in we're hearing all these details that just make it more human and more real and also

Equally sad as we know that story to me, but what's not real is this 60-foot robot? They say it's gonna weigh 25 tons Henry. Yeah, so you're walking down the street All of a sudden you think you think it's annoying walking with me down the street with my big thunder clappers I like walking down the street because you you scare all the ruffians for me I scare sure I scare people now imagine a 60-foot robot This is you're not gonna have this thing on a leash. This isn't a dog's tail This isn't gonna be like your number one buddy going to fetch you a beer at midnight This is a 60-foot 25 ton robot that we are unleashing on the world in the middle of a global pandemic

Why is this happening? Why does everybody want the end times to be upon us? I'm saying that this is the hopeful future that we will use these Gundams What do you use them for to fight against exterior threats now are those so those exterior threats? What if that's what if that's us also this is happening in Japan, so this isn't even an American product So right now your fourth Gundam manufacturers have just taken such a huge amount of power They just filled them they could send one of these over to the Middle East next thing you know We got a 60-foot robot in charge of a rock. You don't find the Japanese to be more empathetic I think the Japanese are a wonderful people, but you look what happened with Umshan Rikio

They can also be convinced to kill well They had a lot of ideas and a lot of ideas involving putting humans in vats and forcing them to eat cabbage before they die I believe all science should be free and I think that all things should be experiments upon and see what can happen Right this idea of a 60-foot Gundam is more of the opportunity. We're the we're the Petri dish No, they're not gonna come for us, but I think the most I think that Wait Gundam will be fun is that yeah, it can be actively used against people when it comes down to it We have to beat it with heart. We have Not a good it's not a cartoon

That's I mean you got to think like a cartoon if cartoons are becoming real then we have to switch our Visage to one of cartoons use the Lex kind of cartoons and know that we have to beat it with heart So you want me the most powerful member of the planeteers Was the stupid one with the monkey the one that we all hated the one with the least amount of power that we dislike actually heart It wasn't Mowgli. Are you talking about are you talking about captain planet? Yeah, I'm talking about planeteers. I never watched that propaganda. I never watched it I know I hated clap captain planet. I knew what they were trying to do I'm very pro environment, but I knew what they were trying to do. I thought it was cool

I like the character now you have green hair just like captain planet. That's me I'm the new captain planet on the same shape. Well, Henry how big so I'm six foot seven and again You know you look at me sometimes and I can see you like a cartoon fox with your with your fork and your knife And your plate just getting ready to eat me. No, I don't want to eat you. I know what you eat I know it goes into your body. I eat what food eats Henry Zabrowski I'm six foot five the hand, you know, and you know the size of the hand in this Gundam robot How big six foot five cool

So that means no cradle inside of it like a little puppy. Yeah, but it's not gonna be soft and warm like no I'm gonna crush you to death. Yeah, that's what it should do But I don't know if we come at it with heart, right? You understand what does the robot doesn't have any heart? Okay, so the pilot's will John Neruda John Nerita He's the head of design. He explains that special considerations about the types of materials and motors have been taken into account So it could weigh less so the weight restriction is like a curse That's what he had to say So I do relate to the Gundam when it comes to the weight restrictions and I think we need to stop

I mean the Gundam robot I would I agree with that because it comes down to this Gundam is gonna get body dysmorphia And I want to say body dysmorphia is one of those things that you don't know you have until all of a sudden You're looking in the mirror sucking in every day when you wake up and how is this Gundam gonna feel? It's gonna feel really bad. It's gonna start hating humans. It's gonna be like you all call me so fat You said I was 25 tons of nothing and look at me now But that's why we have to be nice to it So anyway, this is taking the internet by storm

No one seems to be talking about it in mainstream media because they're complicit in the creation of a device That's going to end humanity as we know it. Also. Why did they have to paint it the colors? Because it's cool So they got this is where you get you become a frumpy front pretend You're being one because when it comes down to this is a celebration of science and the ability of us entering a Sci-fi world that if we're gonna be in one already. We're already in one dystopia. I want the giant 60-foot sentinels as well Can you tell me one sci-fi movie where things were better? Hmm one just any sci-fi movie where you're like, you know what that makes sense

But this is what we've been talking about is that the dour and dark versions of earlier sci-fi has we have been we've internalized it No, as our gen as this generation we have expressed it on to the world where actually there should be more examples of Nice sci-fi what but there is not one and this is the world that we're living in That's the energy that this that this robot is going to be watching non-stop destruction of humans by Robots you're gonna be hands of robots. We're gonna make next thing. You know this thing is wearing a mega hat You know, it gets political. That's where I get involved I don't want it to be I don't want it to be political, but I'm gonna say you're gonna think you're lucky stars when a Triangle-shaped thing called an angel

Arrives above our planet and it sucks the pilot into the sea of its worst memories But how is never good enough for his own father sure how he was never but he'd same time that causes the Gundam to go into a Personal crisis because he is doing Psychologically with his pilot the two of them together the goal is the Gundam robot meets man in a way that is truly Harmonious is that if these outside agents quote-unquote outside agents a lot more man That's it did but again It's because it's stress the system in a perfect another system lawnmower man Actually could have been really helpful deity on the internet the whole point of the robot

I thought was to eliminate the angst of being a human being the curse that we all have been given no That's to be a person I don't want this robot to feel if all of a sudden it starts feeling emotions are Usually channeled into anger. I will say that that is a short-sighted vision from a tall man Said it comes down to these Gundams can learn a they got a man and man in technology. You're supposed to merge Well, whatever let's move on to it in a man and technology supposed to merge It's a man who lost his penis to a blood infection as a new one built on his arm

This is the kind of biological engineering that we need in this country This man has a penis for an arm now and that could only happen right here in 2020. This is a British man And at first that's the reason why I want to say he looks so sad Because he's got really big bags. They've been beaten down by the Queen But I think the reason why he's been so beaten down extra by the Queen is that he had a he had a blood infection You know his penis just fell right off. It fell off. That is not even an exaggeration I don't like it. Um, this is what he had to say. He said I had struggled for years with an infection in my perineum Which I think is a fancy way of saying cat. Yeah, it's the car. It's the hole inside of the cat

Yeah, but I had no idea what could happen. Of course, you didn't have any fucking idea what would happen if you did You would have been like, let's pause this video. Yeah, and let's really let's say let's get to a doctor And maybe you could say this in a British accent so it'll sound nicer, but then he says when I saw my penis go black Let me read this okay I'll read this whole statement so you could see what it sounds like from his perspective just to understand what it's like to walk in his moccasins, okay? Oh, I had struggled for years with an infection in my perineum, but oh no idea what could happen I saw my penis go black. I was bizarre myself. I was like a horror film

I was in a complete panic. I knew deep down it was gone and I was gonna lose it So he just looked in the mirror one day saw his penis go black and realized he was about to fall off But your dick doesn't just start going black. No, it starts in stages And so you watched it slowly turn black like a villain from the never-ending story too Where all imagination is gone in your perineum and so it is slowly dying out from lack of imagination The penis slowly becomes black. He watches its transform and then it just goes plop Yep, he said he was completely gutted and then he said quote Uh, he was completely gutted when his penis quote dropped off onto the floor

But his testicles remained intact almost outtaunt him Oh, yeah, just pulling it on to each other like of a family in the holocaust hiding an attic I mean like oh, no, if they come for the top shaft, would they come for us? They will come for the balls. Also, how did the balls survive? They sold out the dick That's what this is all about. They sold out the dick Yeah, the the gastoc- the gaskako came to get him Looking for this but they have so on the new york post Which I love the new york post again

This is where you get your new york post news They so the penis is attached to his arm and now we do would think Okay, we got this this guy lost the penis. We're gonna grow a new one attached to him Well, she apparently gained two inches so that's reverse of the british curse. Yes, indeed And so he got this thing attached to him. You think that they'd think of a way to make this like not embarrassing Right or not like to call. I mean he's got a dick growing on his arm But they are kind of like hey, let's just like let's try to just just a little bit. Sure. Let's try to make this subtle So I think that they just joined it to his arm

But according to your post it has a blur of it just dangling from the bottom from his elbow like he is Uh, he just looks like john holmes at a natures convention. What if he gets it aroused? Can the dick get hard on his arm if so? You don't need sex robots anymore. No ladies dick arms also What a powerful new way to clothesline someone in a wrestling match. That's a perfect way to fucking throw them at you It's like it's called the fucking arm throat And instead of doing you remember the great american elbow. Was that what it was lex luger? He had the steel plate I mean he didn't but that was the theory that was the idea. He had a steel plate, but he just had a

Elbow he just had a yeah, you just had an elbow But I remember thinking that it was true that he had a steel plate. We had to we were told that yes And I was like, oh this they've never lied wrestling doesn't lie. It's all real But then now I understand imagine having that and the guy comes through and then you could fucking choke him with your cock Because he comes through like make them gag. I think that's absolutely wonderful. It's better than the mandible claw To choke him out with your cock the guy can't really complain because next thing you know He's going to be seen as a problematic character. You just have to take it You got to take it down to your throat and you got to get the three count

So, okay, so yeah, why did they question here to you Henry is you're talking about it on his arm Why did they put it on the forearm? I don't know which is um, it's a very visible part of the arm You could put it when you should probably put it in a place where you could cover with a shirt That would really help. Um, so when he says here it's like for two years after losing more pain I felt this shadow of a man my life literally fell apart because I had no self-confidence I drank too much. I didn't see family and friends. I just wanted to face up to it Which I get can you imagine just everywhere it's showing me like how you doing Doug and he's just like sit on have a cock Which has got to be a lot. You know I mean without that sir

He talked to a doctor. He talked to a doctor professor David Ralph who is what he calls himself the penis master Now the phallus expert he said he created a bionic penis for Andrew Wardle who was born without one So to me if you're born without one, that's a lot. You just don't get one. You just don't get one No, and so according to McDonald's. He's like it gave me glimmer. I hope that I could go back to being a normal bloke And so fortunately he received funding for the procedure because it would eventually allow him to urinate properly Not just perform sexually so this was huge. He wanted to be able to fuck and piss Okay, which I get the reason he got the universal health insurance that they have over there and the uk Is because of the pee they like they didn't care that he couldn't fuck they were like but the guy can't piss

Yes, so we need to help this guy piss Which is I mean it's nice. It's nice, but it definitely was a trojan horse To get your cock back. Yeah, because I think the biggest problem here We talked about you can't just say like it's like an aesthetic thing No, I don't care like the whole thing is just the bulls being AIDS. I just look off. I'm selling berries if I was him I just keep the dick on my arm because I think that's unique It's fun and you can show it off at parties if you show your dick off at parties when it's on your crotch That's a felony. Yeah, you show your dick off when it's on your arm

I don't think that that's illegal at all and now this is a whole nother gray area of loss side stories lpotl at gmail.com What if he goes around just flapping around to kids faces and he's been like yeah, dick, but it's on my arm Yeah, then he's a hero and if not he gets all those fucking comedy tours canceled. Well And that's the biggest and that's the biggest uh, that's the biggest penalty of all isn't it but I This one he said this one quote that I really really love was that when he finally got the funding He said it was like every christmas at once Yeah, I guess it would be yeah, he said he was so emotional because he got a new start Yes, indeed. Well, what we talked about this in the last room in the left too where somebody had lost his penis

I forget how I think it chopped off or something. He chopped it off or something like that sure And um, it just seemed now. Maybe it's because I never lost my penis No, I just don't think about it that much which might be cliche Maybe a little bit of a stunner because guys yes, you do talk about your cock quite a bit as you get older You kind of stop because it stops working so much. So you don't have anything to brag about I don't think about my the physical penis as much as I would think about sexual activity But if I didn't have a physical penis, I'd be thinking a lot more about why is it not there Because every time you have a sexual thought then you're like, oh, that's right

I also have a dinghy that doesn't that doesn't exist. So what's the point of even having this thought? I guess it's like dreaming about food when you know, you're in the middle of solitary confinement And you know, you're not going to get anything but the love just stop thinking about it But I'm certain that we have audience members. I'm certain of it. You're certain that we've had on it We have audience members that lost a penis And if you have how many people I don't know lost a penis our audience isn't that large I don't feel like it has to be like how many people have lost a penis. I don't know. I'm gonna I'm gonna look it up Google it quick google ask jeevs

I'm gonna do an ask jeevs ask jeevs I can't believe ask jeevs is still around but it is it is folks But if you lost your penis or you lost function of your penis, I want to say that there are still Availabilities to you to have sexual encounters and it's maybe it's just like getting a finger up your b-hole So you can feel the inner orgasm that women apparently love I know I I understand that I mean I women love the inner orgasm But I don't know if a man can have the same orgasm without ejaculating That's the problem

I think it goes inside of your tummy and it ends up filling you up and next thing you know You dilate the marshmallow man exploding everywhere. We are not doctors and we have no clue how Anything about biology or gender or sex? Let's see. Well, we have five celebrities who had horrible things happen to their penis Let's see. I want to hear at least one. This is this is a men's health article. Sure So that's on lockdown. Oh, well Shannon Tatum apparently somebody poured some a mix of Boiling water and river water down their pants. So that's Channing Tatum. Yeah, Johnny Knox Yeah, Johnny Knox has done horrible things to his penis on purpose. He did it for comedy. Yeah, Channing Tatum is just whatever

Oh, apparently, uh, this Hugh Jackman went to take a piss. He forgot he had the Wolverines 10 inch claws on He cut himself in the process on his big ol cock. I think that was a cover up for him just like Blowing two guys inside of a tent Up there on set. That's still up for debate. Ray LB. He's an MMA fighter He came out of the youtube describing his uh, he had a horrific penis injury All of these are like during sex his girlfriend bounced a little too high Can you imagine that having someone so excited to have sex with you they bounce too high It's ever been like that. No, he fractured his penis bone and then of course we have and uh,

Andre Christbearer Johnson. He's a rapper. He's with Wu Tang. Uh, apparently he was high on PCP And uh, he cut off his own penis. That's a lot. Yeah, so that wasn't good. I mean again, that's a decision that you made I actually remember that story It is a decision that you made So I don't know what to tell you about that Well, you imagine if you're high in PCP all of a sudden you're looking at your cock and your cock is just like kill me Kill me. Get rid of me. It's actually sweet, but he's correct. The penis is always the problem. It can be. All right Well, nonetheless, we'll see what happens with this guy. I'm assuming at some point his Johnson

Will be back and it's uh, well, I want to see pictures of it Well, it's reattached. I want to see fucking pictures of it because I want to make sure that the uk tax dollars are going to their Full benefit tax penses. Well, all I know is I understand them having to pay for the penis because of the piss problem Yeah, but he did pay an extra 65,000 bucks for those two inches He paid extra money I think they lowballed him Honestly, that's a lot for that. That's that is less than I thought it would take to get two extra feet inches on your penis Hey, man, I'll I'll do it right now because now I'm just tugging and tugging and tugging and tugging and I think I'm making it small

It's very possible at the very least thinner He said they were happy to listen regarding the regarding the doctors He's like they were happy to listen to what I wanted to what I wanted it to be like which was amazing I want it to look like a smile I wanted to have an extra nub on the end so it could really get into a g-spot And I also want it to contain within it $1,000 If they pan down to Jared Letters Joker and you just shot showed his cock with like a Joker smile. Yeah Why so serious that made him that would have made the entire thing

He can he says not many people can say they have a designer penis But now he can can't he in the saddest way possible Isn't that I know he's gonna have to beg someone to look at it. Yes, he will So how'd they do it? They used a skin flap on his left arm And uh, yeah, so they created a urethra and stole two tubes inflated with the hand Science is huge and science is so big so so so crush right now. It's just amazing that human beings I've actually come full circle already today. It's amazing that we can build see death Causing 60 foot robots, but yet we can also build a penis on a man's arm. Isn't it? It's one large quilt, isn't it?

It's all hailed within God's quilt Um, this is so quickly if you want to look up in interesting phone call lori valo de bell They're starting the hearings now if you go and listen to it Natalie gave me she's like deep in this she's deep in this whole yeah, and she gave me a tip of looking at the east Idaho news youtube channel and they do a really good breakdown of all of the different hearings that are happening and An evidentiary shit, and they do a cut of a 20 minute phone call of lori valo's friend her best friend Melanie gibb who's been very open to talking about everything who knew Who knew that these kids were dead, but didn't say anything because god

Basically was in there so convincing her that lori valo might actually be the chosen one There was like a section there her friends a little kooky Uh, i'm not gonna you say a little kooky. I say complicit to murder. Oh, okay See, this is why i'm not a prosecutor once things got like heated those Melanie gibb did a call into lori valo and chad daybell for the police She was wearing they recording the call and basically Melanie gibb finally does the thing being like i think that you might have something to do with jj and tiley being miss in the most like

Non-direct way and lori valo is like no you just need to understand our ways like it's this very interesting call But the interesting part of the call was the flip where finally melanie gibb is like okay I just i just don't agree with you on this issue On the murdering of your two children you don't agree with the issue Well because lori valo had was building this inner story that she was being persecuted from the outside and people were trying to kill her And so she had to hide her kids So she said the reason why she didn't want to tell anybody She definitely did that yes, but she said she didn't want to tell anybody where the kids were because she said then it

Created a plausible deniability so that nobody could be forced to be burdened with the proof of where her kids were I will say this is the nicest thing that lori has done if you do kill two people don't tell me tell me nothing Tell me nothing plausible deniability should be my middle name. I love that don't tell me I don't really i mean like even though i want the luciferian lamp light of all Knowledge i want to see it at the same time if we were like if we are on a podcast and work together Don't tell me don't after and then it will do a whole episode if you're a listener and you've killed people don't tell us Don't tell us unless it's really funny and if it's an alien then yes tell us as well of course But at the same time don't unless you guys need some proof and need some pictures unfortunately

I think i also think that the need for empirical evidence is really getting overblown but we'll get into this What are you talking? It's a long story. I've had an inner experience You just dyed your hair and you've been micro dosing mushrooms. Yes It's inside not outside But millie gibb finally at some point was like i'm gonna have to put my foot down on you're gonna have to tell me Where jj and tiley is and lori valo who's just been like girl. What's going on girl? Like she says all this stuff when she calls up and like what's up, you know And finally she's like i think that you've become in league with the devil

And i feel like maybe your soul is being overtaken by the forces of evil as well and so you see the sore on i just turn So if lori was free miss gibbs is on the chopping block Yeah, she would be fucking on the pile So we found out a couple of new sad details as i mentioned earlier seven-year-old joshua jj aka jj value Valo he was dressed in red pajamas placed inside a black plastic bag Uh several layers of duct tape also secured a white plastic bag Around the boy's head. Oh my goodness. They they threw this child out like produce and that's the strange thing about this story It's like the characters that are still alive are so insane and so over the top

I can't believe this is happening in idaho. It's uh, this is the most i don't want to say the word exciting But intriguing story to come out of idaho Ever you look at the history of the Mormon church In the history of the fringe world of the Mormon church and you realize this shit's happened So many times there's just so many of these there's actually a lot of weird stories in that part of the world That kind of gets swept on with the rug because we don't really see them and a lot of it You can kind of see the basis for why for a hot second Melanie gibb thought lori valo was legit because of how much they talk about

Like testifying and people prophesying and getting visions and seeing all the stuff within this world And you've been taught that this shit is actual concretely objectively real for so long at some point Don't you it isn't your brain kind of massaged and It has been trained to view these things as like well, maybe the revelation has come and maybe this is real for a hot second And absolutely my parents used to say don't no need to go to school. You never know when Jesus is coming back Hasn't come back yet, but you know what? I actually thought that was very nice of them I love sleeping in to this day to this day to this day almost to a massive career detriment

But when it comes to lori valo, I I see that because a lot of people who are More susceptible to religious belief are also susceptible to conspiracy thought. Yes, this sort of has the perfect little combo You also can you imagine if lori was correct? And then you're like and she's my friend. Oh, dude. Hell. Yeah, bro This is awesome. So I get it if you're if you're miss Gibbs. It's like it's a fuck of a lot more exciting than just being in Idaho, yeah, I mean fuck. Yeah, honestly, it spices up the life It's why it's why other people get into math. She got into becoming a new Jesus She definitely did which I think is more dangerous in many ways than math And of course those are not mutually exclusive a lot of people who get into math also become new Jesus

Why isn't chad talking chad? It's the quiet one Chad was the brains and the the skeleton also chad very similar to joseph smith Which I was not not and I were talking about this last night chad daybell has a way about him that he is He's the humblest of the humble and the real joseph smiths with a hat in hand just been like well I'm just a simple man one of those simple things about the arcane just the odd I just know the rocks need trees trees need God Like this kind of weird shit where he just says that stuff and lori ballo is kind of the fire

lori ballo is because what we talked about on the episode last time she's a south dakota 27 oh, absolutely, of course if you want to see some good old-fashioned Here's some more drama if you want to see more old good old-fashioned high school drama But taking place in the world of paranormal Go to the ghost adventures crew facebook page and see zack zack baggins talk major shit on the and the owner of anabelle The owner of anabelle where they were he's got to do a long argument about how number one They had to pay for first-class tickets for them to come and let's set this story up for a second All right, so that's lori ballo. We will keep you updated as that story continues

So zack baggins, of course, you know him from ghost adventures ghost hunters He screams at a lot of ghosts not a bad guy for my understanding I love zack and we love his show. I mean, I'm endlessly entertained by his show anabelle Obviously, you all know this massive movie franchise the uh based off a real doll and the stories of ed and Lorraine Warren they had Investigated anabelle the demon was attached to this doll. You know, yeah, you know, so it was put in a case Right like just like in the movie. This is real in the war museum. This is the rake of the andal though It's anabelle

I don't know. I'm just as puzzled as you are. Okay, all right, but they put it in a case, right? It says under no conditions. You're supposed to open up this case. Okay. This is the the warrens did that the warrens did that Okay, it's in and it's been there forever, but tony sparrow. I guess purchased anabelle inside of this case And so while they were saying that you can't even open this case created the movie franchise I don't know. I think that's jason blum. I think that's like more blum house. They actually made the movies Okay, tony sparrow just owns the just bought this creepy doll. Yes He owns the doll anabelle. So he was trying to court like a 14 year old goth chick And he was like, I think I know the exact thing to get

I know what to do because I heard this demon inside anabelle is really good at fingering. Oh my so this is I just love this this story just because it's really fun because they got really really upset because Tony sparrow had claimed the anabelle being purely evil and demonic. It had the power to cause a man's fatal motorcycle accident Just for talking to her from outside her protected case, right? So tony sparrow. It's like this is an incredibly dangerous object and then only be done a certain way. So so somebody who rides motorcycles I would so I would assume almost every day went to go speak to anabelle. Yes, and then that person died in a motorcycle Okay, a motorcycle accident. Is it possible that that person was drunk? Is it possible that person was just Driving too fast

No way. No way. There's literally no way Then a hammered man went up to anabelle and all knocking She didn't fucking even fucking kill me think it burned me. Yes, you can kill me. I'm a grown man I'm a grown man and then it was like I'm getting on my motorcycle I'm getting out of this haunted lame-ass fucking shit. That is my scene in any horror movie I ever get cast in Like midnight it'd be like I'm throwing peanuts at you now. Yeah. What are you doing now? What are you doing now? Did you fucking bid it to me? So

He said you can't move this doll but to go investigate it what he did was he took it out of the the case with oven mitts Put it in your briefcase. Okay, so the supernatural Vagans he fought the superman the supernatural stop by oven mitts and stop by oven mitts You know the same thing that like brownies like anything like cookies and anabelle You just handle them with oven mitts. But isn't he just highly vibrating ghosts? I just like brownies. Yeah, I do. So they Got anabelle put it in a briefcase. He then made zack vagans buy him first-class tickets for him and anabelle To sit in a chair if I was on a plane and I found out I couldn't get my first-class ticket

Which I like to get into discount. Yeah, I'm just so freaking big. It's very hard for me to sit I would tear that doll apart and the entire mythos would be destroyed Because everyone would just see it's just a fluffy little fake anabelle Frickin raggedy and all until of course he pulls up another raggedy and all from his back pocket Just like the guy who sold you the Sasquatch foot. It was like this is the last one Yes, as you were walking away pulled out another one because I think there's plenty more fake things out there I paid for the experience of being sold to That's that's how you're the greatest scam customer ever with any luck. You'll love it through the experience. This is just fun

But so I feel like a casino and they just like take all my money. I'm like, thank you. Thank you It's great But we talked about this right before we were recording I would have a hard time getting on a plane where anabelle was just sitting in a seat even though I don't particularly believe in the powers of anabelle. I wouldn't do it I would have a hard time knowing that anabelle was like I would be like Is this like a high power like like one of those like when they transport criminals I don't like on air it but ghosts. Yeah, I had a great movie idea

Honestly, it's an amazing movie idea. I just watched the documentary on danie trejo I love those con air scenes who was in danie trejo a real icon Uh when it comes to what you can be if you put your mind to it. He's five foot one. No kidding Uh anabelle if I found out that she was on my plane, I would have to go full karen I would demand to see the manager. I would say I want to discount. I can't believe you even think about that I didn't bring my sage. Right. I'm sitting here with no protective mirror to bounce the demonic energy away from me I need to be prepped. I need to have fasted Yes, I normally am crammed with food as soon as I get there. We're we are known for our airport abilities

I miss I miss airports. Is that weird to say that I miss airports No, I was thinking about the denver airport the other day and how fun that was Yeah, so much. Remember then we were stuck in chicago here and we had all those fun We did that little like so much fun tour of the chicago here airport. We missed our plane And then the next day I took a shit that uh dan fogler an amazing performer He had to walk into the bathroom after I did that and he was devastated and it was death but this is uh It's there's more story here, but basically zack baggins was feeling sick just being around anabelle

He didn't know it wasn't supposed to be moved from the thing then he thinks that anabelle forced him to psychologically touch her foot Because he said he got an evp. He got an evp recording while they were in the room of thing going touchfoot touchfoot grab So then he had to do it Yes Zach I love you, but you don't have to listen to every single demented doll that tells you to do something That's how we got to this level. I know so the same. You're not gonna. He's not gonna follow his ghost gut No, you do have to deal with that's what that's where the bread

Is buttered that's where the quality programming is made also. Um another so that's it on ghost tea That's all I got on ghost tea is that we're gonna see how this plays out. We're gonna see if tony spare a response So so this is an online fight that's going on Oh, yeah, this is all facebook and so anabelle is just in a tug of war right now between two Ghost hunters. Do you feel like anabelle is more annoyed with humans than we are scared of her? If I if we could read anabelle's diary right now, it would be eviscerating Yes, it would be like all of these men are telling me what to do with my body They're kind of treating her like john bennett. They are stop putting this kid in the show

Let the kid grow up. That is really true. This is a anabelle's become a little honey boo boo Anabelle's gonna get molested. I think that yeah, doesn't didn't everyone from that show get accused of molesting everybody It was molesting everybody It was like it was not safe to be under four feet tall in that house. No, definitely not very sad anabelle's what six inches tall Yep, and then fucking warwick davis just went over that one time and they just were all sucking his dick Oh, my they thought it was a boy until he came and they were like, oh, this is a man's come Well, absolutely warwick davis, of course the greatest One of the greatest character actors in the whole history of films leprechaun is a

Sung hero leprechaun is one of my favorite movie franchises ever And one of my favorite leprechauns is leprechaun in las vegas because he just does a bunch of fun stuff And you bite somebody's toe off It's the funnest I love I love all of the leprechaun films and we forget that the very famous actress Jennifer aniston was in the first leprechaun that was her big break and then they put her on the cover of the movie after And she tried to get herself cut out for so long But you know what I will also say if you're looking for movies right now You know what I did we did a back-to-back of unfriended

Unfriended is really creepy. Oh, I've watched that one. I love unfriended That was the one it was all done with the computer screen, right? They did a great job I'm a found footage person that Natalie and I are found footage people. I love it You know what was really fucking good was host on shutter Oh, I'll check that out host on shutter. We genuinely scary It's only an hour long and I mean honestly, it's like The term horror movie set on zoom makes me want to set my fucking house on fire I hate the word zoom. I never want to hear it after this. No, I'm done with zoom

It's gonna that by the way if you're investing right now in zoom. This is not cmbc um, but get out Early next year. All right. Well, there we go. That's what's going on with anabelle and I really hope that these two I'm going to call them nerds I hope that they don't fight because let's be honest as far as nerds go zack bagan. Oh, he'll fucking rip him apart He'll rip him apart jack bagan's jacked. Yes. He is. He's very big Um, and I will I want to briefly adjust how many times I was sent this story Um of a man who was quote-unquote not handling the pandemic. Well, uh, his name is adam

Zabarowski and I had many people that were all like Your cousin Well, it's very possible. It's possible if you think about the similarities between the names This is polish racism But he went and apparently um, he has been uh, he's really been very upset. Uh, he went to a cigar shop Adam Zabarowski, um, he was told to wear a mask inside of the cigar shop, which is ironic I mean in the 35 year old he angrily refused instead. He grabbed two stogies Stormed outside and then he pulled in a handgun came in and he shot at the clerk

So he didn't even shoot at the clerk. He shot. He didn't shoot the clerk, right? But he shot at the clerk And the only way to describe it is that his Eyeballs are so close together. It looks like you're about to kiss If you see his mugshot his if his his eyeballs look like Jim and Pam from fucking the office Okay, I have a I have a shot of this guy now Absolutely doesn't look like your traditional cigar shop guy never understood the point of a cigar shop I went to one in Brooklyn and I was halfway through the cigar. They got really nauseous, but you can't but you can't this is not

This is not Adam. This is not Arnold sport snager like Lisa Rinner cigar shop like this is not A fancy one. No, he called it a cigar shop because it says cigars on it But it's where you go to get trucker porn and rolling papers. Well, that's the whole point of a cigar shop Yeah, so we fired two rounds in the air and one at the round one round at the shop clerk This is in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. He would up would up now authorities obviously they were like well We better go address this and uh, he wasn't too happy with that No, so it led to a what we're gonna call a bit of a scuffle with law enforcement involving an ak-47 So this guy really he was taking the uh, he has a con you he was like I got a constitutional right not to wear a mask

Which isn't necessarily true But apparently he did feel vindicated constitutionally to shoot at a bunch of people including cops And including a poor person who works at a goddamn cigar shop. Everybody who's just trying to live a normal life, right? Not related to me. He's not remotely related related to me. He's not as a broski. He's a zada rouski I don't know who those fucking people are. Well, he's not as a broski So I can't speak to his inner mind, but I will say he did get the fun Um instead of wearing just wearing a mask and buying cigars and having a normal day He got the fun like second place prize of getting shot by the police

Yeah, that is really fun because he got shot in the buttocks And the leg by the fucking cops so that being an asshole Um, and that's what you got. He played stupid games get superpriced. Well. No, he was going through quite a bit of drama This is the people are upset. I know you're not. I'm upset too, buddy. I I understand I got my hair green. I know what you're up to. John Waldern John Waldern revealed that Zabrowski lost his job saying Zabrowski. It is Zabrowski Borowski Zabarowski Zabarowski. Okay. It's Zabarowski. This is Wow, this is the most polish I have ever had to be

Zabarowski and what a different name it is than Zabarowski It is different different lineages because he probably comes from fucking rag people and I come from a technically a duke Yes, of course Do okay. Oh you Zabarowski are just the best comedian on that side of this table So he was according to John Waldern who we have to take his word for because he's being quoted Uh, he says he just wasn't dealing with the loss of his job

The loss of his child Just not handling the pandemic will so he had a threefer lost a job lost a child plus the pandemic I'm not saying that he wasn't upset not for a reason. No, I know I'm just saying Didn't you just want to go to the cigar shop in the end? Didn't you just want what you wanted from the cigar shop? I would give him more credit if he had the cigar in his mouth the entire time that he was in a shootout with the cops I think there's something cinematic about that. That's fun. Yes Um, so according again to this fellow that they're quoting for I don't even know why waldern

He says I know his dad and know his mom and I know adam for what I hear with all of these allegations This is not his typical behavior. So he didn't usually go After going into a cigar shop and getting yelled at for not wearing a mask that wasn't normal for him So I do it. We do have to tell the judge that like this is I think it's important. There's a blue It's a blue. This is a little blue, but what are you gonna do? But yeah, he got a couple of shots. So maybe now, um, he'll cool out Inside of the jail cell and then he'll probably get covid in jail. Uh, yeah, no, he definitely he definitely will And then we'll see what happens to him. Yeah. Well, either way he did

He also stole the cigars, which we should talk about that really makes me upset. That was the first crime It makes me upset. Yeah, um, we did a little bit. I'm not gonna quickly say this one thing Um, apparently bcality is legal in wyoming. So good for you guys. Is it legal in wyoming or is it just not illegal? Yeah, it's not like promoted. That's what I'm saying. Why the fuck a horse in wyoming? Hey, they got to get the stoners in colorado over there somehow And you know, someone can just take the right amount of edibles and really think a horse's butt is perfect Well, the pussy does look weirdly similar to a human pussy. I don't even want to know how you know that We're not gonna. I'm not gonna look it up. I'm not gonna look it up. Um, but why why are we talking about wyoming and bcality?

Was there a story this article? They're trying to figure out how to make it illegal You just write it. You just you just scrap something you you're sharpie something out or you're sharpie something in There's some people holding out saying hey, what if we fall in love with the chicken? So there's advocates There's advocates there's advocates for everything. These are lobbyists. The horsefucker lobbyists are huge in wyoming So someone is like looking at their dog being like hey brindy, you know if this law passes They're gonna take you away from me. So you better go down to the courthouse. It makes our love illegal And then the dog goes Please stop raping me. You have to dog a dog

So anyway, uh, wyoming you probably want to get on that. Yeah, that would be a best idea get on that You're gonna just want to do a little change aru. I just a bit just a little bit um, there's a jillain maxwell is not begun fully speaking yet, but she is Basically named prince andrew and his name bill richardson and a a hotel Chain owner. I don't know what that means. I I some guy probably the dude who owns all of the the guy who is actually in trouble already the guy who owns the casino's um Richard grimmelton Richard grimmelton. Um, dr. Dr. Suckin dr.

Connie suck a kid. No, not Connie suck a kid I actually think he is in jail for having sex with a horse. Wow Well, whatever glane is going to be saying she will be screaming it to whoever will listen And fairly soon the nice thing about all of this disgusting stuff is prince andrew the heat Is being turned on but thankfully he medically cannot sweat That's what he said. That's what he says his whole thing. I said he can definitely innocent He's sweating right now. He is he said that's how he's innocent because the uh was vg the girl that has been coming on saying everything She basically said he was on top of me and I remember his sweat and he was sweating and heaving on me

He's like that's impossible then because I cannot sweat and if you watch that interview You can visibly see him lying through his bizarre british teeth. No, that's just me glistening Yes, indeed. I was sweated with a mister prince andrew No matter the the royalty that is in his blood, which really just probably makes him Inbred in many many ways He is shaking in his weird little boots right now get him And glane maxwell is going to start naming a bunch of names And we'll see what happens obviously the you know

It's so weird to see all of these stories that we've been talking about for 30 years trend on twitter Like bill clinton is a pedo and it's like we have been new everyone knows all of this stuff Yeah, but I guess that's the one thing with glane maxwell Um, she's going to be telling us a lot of what we do already know but at the same time purpose It's exactly it's the other side where it's like it's all of this stuff that's already quote unquote known It's kind of what happened when does it become so mainstream that we just don't do anything That's what we've very successfully have done that Yeah, travis and I talked about this on ablegans top pat regarding like you know the bryanna taylor stuff and obviously

We need justice for bryanna taylor, but at some point it becomes so What's because the reason why those police officers have not been arrested is because they technically did not commit a fucking crime Not according to legally their shit is because they deleted they deleted the crime part of it from their report They didn't report on themselves committing a crime and so they didn't then the crime doesn't exist Interesting how that works. I wonder if the last four years have done Is it I wonder if it's done permanent damage to our idea of what is a breaking story or if it will revert back to normal I don't know because right now we're in the middle of goes back to normal I don't think I don't even know what that means anymore. I think when you let it green hair

I've got green hair. I mean it's gonna have to go back. I mean once auditioning just really picks up again That's when it'll but I mean you didn't First of all, you do have a lush amount of hair, but this you did put it through a challenge This is your hair is very difficult. No, this is a gauntlet. It's hard for the phallics for the follicles I spoke with the ones in front I spoke with the hairs in front and I said like listen, this is gonna be big This is gonna be a big movement. I don't know if you're I don't know if everybody's gonna be making through making it through this Right. I did like a d-day talk

And the one the very front they all knew that they were the first out of the boat Yeah, yeah, and if they get shot just human heroes and they're heroes and they've sacrificed themselves for the the Body politic interests of Henry Zabrowski and that's our job is to sacrifice them. I'm the leader the brains the president They're my infantry My hands are my guns my feet are my boats. My belly is the mess hall Well, I agree and your body is vietnam. I think that that is wonderful and I'm happy that your hair is gonna stay strong So we'll see what happens with glade and we'll keep on following that and again every every source that we have is also gone

Through about 18 different channels. So who knows what she's actually saying I have no fucking clue And you've seen the redacted documents that they made the list and then they fucked it up so that you can copy and paste it onto a Pay aren't you just word it just get all of it It's god that's incredible But is it done on purpose and there's the other conspiracy thought if they doing it so then she can get fucking a mistrial Because all of this shit comes out and then she just walks free again And we just we let her out of the cage. That is the problem. We will see what happens and uh, yeah, bill richardson, huh?

Okay, he's loving it. You never know what's happening. Oh, is he it's boring in new mexico? Yeah Well, I've heard it's a lot of fun if you like to do drugs Yes, absolutely And of course ellen dirshowitz if you want to watch this is a little bit more top hatty But if you want to watch somebody try to justify being a pedophile Well, ellen dirshowitz has been doing this shit since the 90s. He was like a vintage at it It's like he had that op-ed ready to go like he knew when she was gonna get arrested He was gonna drop this op-ed. He also had an op-ed in the mid 90s being like, why can't I fuck a 16 year old?

They can get abortions. That was He's great What a classic guy Oh, just by a lawyer. He's a lawyer 11. Um, all right. Well, let's do hero of the week In honor of the mba restart and in honor of my new LeBron James shoes, they're nice LeBron James is this week's hero of the week because he is committed to helping felons pay off their debt to society in florida allowing them to vote in 2018 there was uh, there was an act that was passed the florida's florida rights restoration coalition

An organization that helped push a 2018 ballot ballot measure that restored the rights of felons to vote However, there was a small caveat which is you have to pay back every single legal fee that you have to the state of florida For those that don't know you basically pay for your own trial These people don't exactly come out with any money whatsoever. So really it was a modern day poll tax It was just another way to exclude felons from being able to vote Of course, we're not going to get criminal justice reform if the people who are most brutalized by the criminal justice system Can't vote so LeBron James and people in the florida rights restoration coalition You are this week's hero of the week doing good

Helping getting helping to get this democracy where it should be which is a democracy for all not just a few So there you go king james. That's huge. Good work Good work to mr. James. Yeah, I'll do it too. I'll fix it. You'll we can fix it. We can donate to this I'm not a fix people if you have any cash, but you donate to florida rights restoration coalition or we can trust the lebron james You know, he's gonna he's gonna help. He's gonna help take care of it. All right. Here comes a story This is a listener story that comes out of the this is this is just more information that I thought was interesting Okay, the slender man episode reminded our listener of an unnerving Unnerving conversation that they had with their six-year-old son

For context, I would say our six-year-old has a healthy interest in mythical and magical harry potter level creatures and monsters Mostly dragons werewolf zombies So it's not unusual for him to want to discuss them with us It's also pretty usual for us on drives longer than half an hour to play simple guessing games such as what's my favorite animal Which is nice, which is what I'll do with myself. Absolutely. What is your favorite animal? spider Okay, that's an insect. Does it count? I don't know Does it I actually don't know there's a lot of spiders here in la though, which we're not going to talk about this

But I did see three in my house. I don't know what to do with you have to live with them Yeah, you do no they do and they protect you they take care of the stuff they eat the bad they eat the bad insects That's what I said to myself. Yep. I crawl on them crawl around Natalie hates it, but I love them They're kind of cute So a few weeks ago we were driving back from my parents talking and playing as we do and our son asked us if we know about Quote-unquote siren head. We both are a bit confused if we've never heard of its creature Considering that he's learning to read we wonder if it's a character from a book and he's mispronouncing the name No, so we asked him if it's a character from tv

Which would be unusual because unfortunately we're very familiar with every stupid kids character So we know everything. You have to be what she said no So we clarified is it indeed the siren head and we asked where he had heard the name and he tells us some boys at school So that they knew siren head personally siren head is this new Weird creature on the internet. That's very scary. It sounds like lamp head is another version of it It's a very similar to a slender man type or I even go as far to say a s man Of a certain Italian descent that we're not mentioning as much anymore

We're not going to say the name We can't say the name because I get scungy Lee man. I wish that you would stop This is why i'm going to die in the warm because they'll be like, yes scungy Lee, man You know, you think i'm scared of it at times You think i'm scared of it at times? I'm just saying that i'm trying to keep this at bay. This is not about the memification of scungy This is not about the I'm going to say I almost said his name. It's not me. It's not the Memification of him which I think is is one thing that's something else besides it. I don't know if there's more

Memification is that you mean an expert? Yeah, that's right. They always change it They always change the actual pronunciations of words. Um, or if it's just something but s man The s man, okay, and it's not that i'm shutting it down because I want people to not talk about it I'm just saying it's something that it's becoming truly scary to me As a person I I know I know because I don't know I just haven't been able to eat god knows you haven't you haven't been able to drink whiskey or smoke weed You've been so scared. It's the opposite. Yeah, it's the opposite. It's actually I've doubled up

Because I'm not scared. I am which is true but I want to know I just was listening this wondering if anybody else that was A parents of children that have heard of siren head I want to know if anybody else had heard of this. So this is like a new thing that kids were into I love it. Henry mate. Do you mind if I I have a small listener email? Please about chihuahua's? Oh, this story is sad. So this is uh, so this comes in here from pp hair crafter Which I can only imagine is something that is sexual and uh interesting in nature Um, he's he's talking about how I'm fostering jerry's little chweenie and he was talking about how he adopted a dog

And his name was lump, which is the cutest name for a chihuahua. I love lump So he was chilling out with his buddy and she was like, maybe it's his wife whatever and uh, or her wife Okay, so they were talking and they were like, I wonder what the history of the chihuahua is So this is what they say in the email the earliest the earliest traces of chihuahua's date back to the mayan empire The dogs were used mainly as food, but also as sacrifice to the gods. Yes, they're fucking set But they're tiny. Yeah, what are you gonna do? It's not a lot of meat. Not a lot of meat Um, so the dogs were food sacrifices sometimes a blood sacrifice Sometimes they would set living dogs on fire as an effigy. You could imagine a chihuahua on fire

I get why that would be entertaining for someone in the mayan culture obviously very sad But they would be mad as hell They would love that story in the beginning of it, but this is why they maybe are they have the collective unconscious memory And that's why they shake all the time and they're scared and that's why they'll mess you up too They were said to have healing capabilities and were maybe the first version of quote a hot water bottle Which means they would just put chihuahuas on their head or they're tummy if you were having cramps Uh chihuahuas had a very similar fate with the Aztecs as well second verse same as the first that is the long fucking frame Eventually someone was like could we not light them on fire and just snuggle them eventually still maybe at this point

Our chihuahuas feel the need to be living hot water bottles That'll just set up shop on us because hopefully that means we won't a set them on fire Be eat them see slice their throats for the gods or d all of the all of the above Hail lump. So there you go. The chihuahua has been through a lot. So leave the chihuahua alone. That's so cute That's my winning shakes and wants to be cuddled. Absolutely human water bottles never even thought about that. Wow, but very good also the got a email about the The non deer of lano, texas where people are saying they're saying one thing

It could be attributed to was exotic hunts in the area where people go and get I remember driving through texas and seeing a field of zebras And apparently you could go and people bring things like These weird crazy animals like all these like weird like the shimitar horn onyx or oryx the fallow deer red stags They would bring these foreign type deers And so you can go hunt new animals So maybe it could be a release of something like that especially if it's chronic wasting How many animals do you have to kill before you're like I need a new animal to kill? Whatever takes you to forget that you are impotent. I'm trying not to eat pigs

Well, do go ahead man, but they are already dead. Well, not the ones that are alive You're right, but I'm not Personally killing a pig the one I've eaten you've already been killed and maybe milked depending on where you get it From steve's pig milking farm. I'm gonna say these other cool letters for next week because we've already been yapping for a long Oh, right. Well watch out for the 60 foot robot folks. It's all happening. You're gonna see it It's I'm I'm leading the resistance. I have always had this fantasy of being John Connor I'm leading the resistance against the robots. I don't know how far we're gonna get. I don't know Maybe I'm not the leader we need

But maybe I'm the leader we deserve. Well, you definitely could be the guy that dies first and people are inspired by Isn't that the plight of all great leaders? Yes. No, no, all right everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening I hope you're doing all right out there live every day knowing that you could just die you're here I didn't know that you could do just do this. Yeah, you can people do this all the time And it's kind of fun. It gives you like and then but I keep getting scared when I look in the mirror Like what's happened to me? You've changed. You should have died your mustache I was afraid. Yeah, because I was afraid it would burn

I didn't want to burn my left. Um laugh Yeah, laugh again, find something to laugh at you know what I you know, I don't watch a lot of comedies But I'm loving that shits Greek Shits Greek very good. It's what I watch in between all the horrible other things that I watch It helps slide it in. It's a nice little it's a it's a nice like a sorbet. It's very fun It's very fun. Catherine right here has the funniest human beings ever. She is Eugene Levy the whole crew and you gotta crew You got to love somebody even if you have to build your own lover I mean, let's say you're alone in this pandemic. Let's say you're six foot seven big

You're just big and it's hard to love all of you. I have two dogs I'm just saying it's hard to love all of you But maybe you need to build something that can be there You know and you can put lumps on it then make it look like the breasts you want No, I already have a little I got my little Jerry. I mean you cannot have sex with it No, you can't have sex with it. No, it sucks I mean, no, it's just it's a cute dog that you cuddle him you play with them Yeah, if you're having sex with that ruins the vibe

Yeah, it wouldn't be good for anyone. No, no the dog would then would it all be just just trustful of you and then It would be dead Henry. It's a chihuahua. You think you pull out all this guts. I'm not talking about this Well, that's it. That's your triple l for the day for the week that you're gonna make that triple l just making things complicated I'm skater boy. I know what you girls look around here. You know, I mean they got their little They're not the a-shirts. I think they're called now. They're wearing their ties I don't know what people wear anymore. I don't know what kids wear Clothes, hopefully yeah a hundred out of a hundred times. All right, everyone. Thank you for listening. Hope you're doing okay out there hail yourselves

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