Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Alien Autopsy

Episode Date: July 30, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: UFO disclosure news, a serial killer on a military base, zombie deers, and MUCH MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started The scunjili man In a lot of ways I've been getting a lot of feedback on it talked about slenderman this week almost Almost too much feedback. I must say a scary amount of feedback. I think to be honest I'm not that I was surprised because of simply just the folklore behind Scunjili man and how so many now the people are connecting the dots the folklore is you Finding a squid and onion bowl of soup on the street. That's the folklore. It's getting bigger than this

It's getting bigger than that. It's getting bigger than you. I I don't know what's truth or what's not anymore. What are you talking about? I know last night? Yeah, I sat Again intrusive thoughts wondering scunjili man. When is he coming? Sure? Have I done this? Have I created if I unleash this and then people are already showing me I got one letter Immediately describing the fact that they had already had people having dreams. I think they are just against the Italian people No, that is you're gonna get a lot of responses from Brooklyn from like I've seen a squungjili man He always steals my pizza. All right. I got this letter here. Yes. No, this is huge. Sure

This was huge. I reminded a listener of a story that they believed that that was suppressed in their memory Them and their brothers They were playing in the backyard. We do have to start the show. No, you must hear this. Okay You must hear this. Yes before we even start the show. Uh-huh. They must have been six or seven at the time Which would have made their two brothers around eight and thirteen. This is highly detailed. Yeah So as they were playing they heard their dogs go absolutely nuts like thinking there might be some kind of wild animal in the thick woods in between Hours in our neighbor's house. We scan the tree line after a few minutes We went back to play but then we heard rustling in the tree now

It was difficult to hear since the dogs on the other side of the tree hadn't shut up yet, but we could hear these branches Kind of parted and we saw the way to you see this. He saw uh-huh. He said that he saw that what was making the noise There stood what looked like a man It's my recollection to this person's recollection. It was by average height of a man Totally perfect height for what a man should be it was about five foot seven and look down at his he had these great Sneaks on these kick-ass J's these beautiful the Air Jordan 5 the grape retros Wow such beautiful suede Beautiful suede on those high quality. I said I noticed that his face was made out of some kind of Italian dish Oh, it was made of squid Wow in onions and the smell alone because that's how you could tell like the skunk ape the smell

It's the smell the smell alone made all three of us just throw up on the spot We immediately ran for the house and as we ran we could hear the creature in the non-mistakeable Italian skunk Skunk Uh-huh. Oh Okay, great Welcome to side stories everyone. I am Ben with Henry the creator of Skengeli man I didn't think it was a real. I hated a

collective unconscious moment With everyone would love the only way that we can solve or debunked when Geely man squid Geely man is To find the person who lost that wonderful wonderful squid Wonderful onion soup somewhere some place around California Someone is looking for their soup and we need to find them and get that soup back to them And that's the only way that we can kill skunk. Geely man once and for all honestly I don't know if we can kill him because also what will the kid do?

What will the kids do? What do you mean? The kids just found out about this a week ago when their parents were listening to this episode in their car and the kids Really wanted to listen to Justin Bieber, but their parents were like no It's my car my rules when you get your own car you can listen to whoever you want But Henry you need to go to you need to go to a restaurant and one day you will again and then I think all of this all of this Excess energy that you have that you're taking and funneling into the world and dare. I say a dangerously negative way How is it coming because all this guy does is breaking to your home? What does he do to the children you haven't even talked about that? I don't know

We don't know if you got me to use to get it's a true There's real news this week. There is real news. The truth. Okay is neutral kissal. All right There is no qualitative nature. That's why we're here right now in the dumbest timeline in the history of timelines Yes, the truth is fragile truth is and how the people that hold truth to be sacred need to work harder, but we do have Massive news this week. Henry Zabrowski is gonna put on his move on investigator hat. Although now move on. I think the hat's gone It's gone. What's the other company? It's gone. There is no other real one the Henry Zabrowski UFO company Henry the untitled Henry Zabrowski Project featuring UFOs. I know of what you love lanyards. It is strange and I'm happy. You're not a cop So UFO disclosure. Oh

Yeah, see you can smell it more than the onions coming from a squingee Lee soup. It is everywhere It's becoming mainstream the UFO. We've recently had a whole bunch of new documents released and the Pentagon Well, it turns out they're they're willing and ready to talk What you makes me suspicious Well, that is the ultimate irony as soon as anything becomes official it no longer can be real in the mind of many conspiracy theorists But I you know we talk about reparations and that we can have that conversation a lot Do we talk about reparations a lot? Do you and I? But anyway, what I'm saying is

In this case, I think the federal government needs to provide reparations of mental health Help to every single ufologist that has been demonized criticized Damn near euthanized because of their ideas and now the Pentagon is just gonna say hey You were all right. Meanwhile, those people already lost their family. That's why there's a lot of bitterness in the ufological world If they really wanted to help the ufological world They could weaponize sex workers and send them to the homes of these lonely lonely men Oh sure just to help them just give them a leg up just just to talk a lot of them Just want to talk so you want to you want to do what?

Dr. Evil did in Austin Powers and you want to get fembots. Is that your solution? I yeah, I think fembots would help a lot of the problems in this country. I actually agree I totally agree. Okay, definitely better than handing someone a Pepsi That is what a current reference. Thank you Kendall. Yeah, it is a current reference. Yeah, it is Let's get to the truth. Let's get to the truth. We've bought we've bolly gagged enough. Is that a word? I don't know so my week started with our friend Sonya Sentry who is a hairdresser model she's done so much of the credit stuff in the creative world Yeah, and she was working on set for unsolved mysteries with Doug Sackman friend who helped create Trollville

They both worked on Trollville They were worked they were both a part of the art department for unsolved mysteries and in the middle of shooting this and as we know The unsolved mysteries had an episode come out that was all UFOs and it was great It's up into Berkshires Episode four was the best episode of the series even though I do love all of the I just miss my UFOs in my unsolved mysteries I miss Robert Stack and they do a little they show his face. I know it's nice but Sonya said that while they were shooting she shot video of a UFO and you know

We were having a socially distanced hangout and kissles backyard and sitting there being like what are you talking about? She showed me this video and it is Like a cartoon UFO I have never seen I'm talking about full Pipe plate Flying saucer that they saw that everyone was like, okay. Yeah, whatever, but it was like if I saw it I'd be I was just my knees were above my hips. Yeah, I was so happy It was almost as if we were back in Glasgow and someone was playing fiddle music and we looked down and all three

Of us were dancing just instinctively this UFO footage that I saw as well It was pretty cool It was super dope and that was the beginning of the week and then as the week sort of went on it was Everywhere and all of a sudden on the tip of everyone's tongue Much like a schoon jeal how I don't want to hear about it now New York Times has in December 2017 They were the first ones to come out with the newly released the leaked Tic-Tac video the gimbal video of these supposed UAPs that the Pentagon at that time was like and they since went on to claim in

April of this year to say that these are actual official videos of what we are calling unidentified aerial phenomena These UAPs and we saw that's where the classic tic-tac video came out now Now what we're seeing here is a slow rollout of new news will be In December 2017 when that article was first good first came out in New York Times they revealed a program called a tip which was a UAP investigative branch of the Pentagon some for somewhere head deep inside the US Navy right supposedly was an operation from 2007 to 2012 which and then it was quote-unquote shut down Henry do I do I have to ask this question that's on the minds of every single person listening man woman and child?

Did they call it a tip because they're not giving us all the information? I'm not giving us all the goods They're just giving us the tip. I Wish that they had that level of creativity But they don't okay seriously don't but what they said so they said this thing this program was over I mean in last month what we see marker Rubio who's a part of the was at the council for Senate intelligence Was this bullshit that you know you know what he's on yeah Rubio? He's in the National Intelligence Committee, so he knows that's national intelligence, so you know it's full of stuff But you know with the one interesting thing when it comes to them

They're all talking about this not necessarily from the ufology perspective not necessarily from like the beep-boop-boop click-click-click Aliens they're like yo China's got all of this stuff China's got all these new weapons and all of this new space I mean it's insane. There's so much stuff here. Okay. I just this is it's just the beginning because is that a smoke screen? for a double smoke screen of the United States has a UFO sitting in a hangar somewhere and they're trying to crack the Secret of what's inside that UFO versus it is other countries and they can't let them know how far they are and they're all Positioning against each other, but let's let me let me try to roll this out Okay, roll this out the advanced aerospace threat identification program was supposedly ended in 2012 under senator Harry Reid It was given these 22 million dollars that basically went to Robert Bigelow and his program called bass

Which I forget what it stands for okay now Bobby Bigelow. This is this man is very famous We've talked about him before but isn't he a little controversial as well. I It's not controversial. He was just a man and he made billions of dollars in the budget hotel industry He tried to create space hotels. It didn't pan out, but he was also super into the paranormal Okay, purchased famous UFO hotspot skinwalker ranch He has several other ranches that are within the Utah area that are supposed to be these hot spots of UFO material He was trying to create a tangible like essentially a zoo for bigfoot supercopper slash when to go slash fucking Skinwalkers slash UFOs slash ghosts. He was trying to create a place essentially

What they were doing in Beetlejuice Goulay wanted to do yeah, so all that being said With the United States government came out with this New York Times article that came out I want to say was like three days ago. I believe it was July 23rd Yes, the headline is no longer in shadows Pentagon's UFO unit will make some findings public by Ralph Blumenthal and Leslie Keene now They are the ones that have been kind of following up on the story for the last couple years right what they are saying what this Hinted towards which is it's just a further

Like revealing of okay, so a tip was one program. They said they stopped it What they're saying is is that they gave a nod to a budgetary here into another inner pentagram program that what now is Just called the UAP task force. We have no clue what that is There's several people who say that the a tip a tip never stopped and it's people like Eric Davis who is Essentially raised dance from Ghostbusters if it wasn't played by somebody who had the charisma like Dan accurate He is the charisma of Dan acroyd. I love it. He doesn't have that but he's got the mind He thinks he's very important They went and they had a meeting in the Pentagon

Okay, they had a meeting where they were all trying to suss out who's got these what they are calling meta materials So the US government is now coming forward and saying okay we are taking whatever this is serious and Harry Reid was misquoted in the original article saying which started the whole flurry of all the activity Yes, Harry Reid saying that we had a downed UFO and that when we had now that we have it We need to show the world This material and what we got out of it and he he immediately put the brakes on it Even though all of the articles already started coming out saying you misquoted me

I said if we do have something like a crashed UFO, we should be more open about our results So that's a pretty big if there and this has been and Harry Reid sort of by Government by the government standpoint Harry Reid has been on this for a minute He was there in 2007 when the program was begun and that was the Defense Intelligence Agency That's what it was the DIA that had that program Robert Bigelow had his own company called NIDS that he created on Skinwalker Ranch with NIDS all horrible names all these Well, how is it like it seems like a somehow a slur against children who died young? I don't know why what is wrong with this

I think you could call the fat man with the Mufon lanyard a NID NIDS was one group that disbanded but the DID and the DIA saw things that were going on inside of Skinwalker Ranch They were really interested in so they created a program called aww sap with Bigelow as well and that's where Harry Reid got involved and then it all kind of morphed into a tip with Luis Elizondo and We see his leak is what led to the December 2017 release of that article now the main crux of all of this if there is an inner debate within the ufological world between

Scientists and kooks alike about the concept of does the US government Specifically have a downed UFO or have some form of what they call these metamaterials, right? Which is this this bullshit that comes off of UFO so this goes back from the 50s in the 50s And the the nightcap talked about these things called drops or falls From UFOs and they said this is from 1950s. These things have been floating around for fucking 70 years. Yeah damn All right in 1950s They said that when UFOs would pass over they would see the experience chunks of metal Would fall off and when these things would split as they commonly do or explode as they've been described

Sure shower the ground what they said was very thin wire-like filament that they people have kept For the all over the years and now an art valve famously had a collection of them called arts parts now ttsa has said Arts parts come on. What is it? Oh, it's your cock again, isn't it? Yeah We know that seems to be the only part art that you're showing us ever here at arts parts But thank you truth is out there, but it's also right here in my pocket So basically so you got stuff falling from the sky so now I can make a Joe dirt reference because of course Joe dirt He thought he had himself some massive military grade weapon turns out it was just a bunch of dookie Are we talking about nothing more than a bunch of crap here or is there something significant falling from these skies?

We don't know we don't know the people like Jeremy Corbel who created that the new Bob Lazar documentary Who's been working with George yeah, he says that he got a hold of some of this meta material that appears to just be frigging like Aluminum straight up like aluminum fold it in weird ways all these things where they are not necessarily exotic material Okay, they're made in different ways and we would make them But it's this kind of middle world of what the hell are we looking at? I have a question when it comes to Harry Reid I want to read this quote and I want you to answer from the UFO perspective Does Harry Reid is he helping in all of this because he seems almost to be an unwilling participant as well like

Everyone who may actually know something about UFOs. They never want to be involved in the story It's always the people who are totally tangentially tied to Marco Rubio's second niece Because they have a they have a they have a nephew that maybe went to lunch with her one time at a seventh grade party like The people who are really involved always seem to sort of back away when It's because the UFO world's incredibly toxic and destroys everybody who touches it. Ah, that makes sense So this is what Harry Reid had to say About crashes and objects of an unknown origin. He says this is after he studied all of this and whatnot He says after looking into this I came to the conclusion that there were reports some were substantive

Some not so substantive that there were actual materials that the government and the private sector Had in their possession that is a straight-up long quote from Harry Reid He believes that it's possible that we have our own little Tony Stark out there and if the private what Henry What is scarier to you the private class the private sector because you know, that's the billionaire class Yes, or the government having these materials globally Chinese government rushing government What's scarier to you private sector ownership or or public sector? The problem is is them getting together That's the problem is them being on the same team It's because they are now that that's kind of where the the tension is right where people are really

Where people are getting uneasy especially with the government involvement is their Whole mission and this entire thing the government side the Pentagon is using this whole thing as potential R&D, right? All they want is a weapon where the private sector if you something like Robert Bigelow who seems to just be Mostly fueled by curiosity where he is trying to but it's it's these kind of connections But I which weird is these kind of Misquotes and these kind of dancing around this idea right that it seems like What is going to come out like if and so if this UAP task force comes about which it seems like it's going to

These are the people that are from all different branches of the government and their jobs sort of take a look at all of the sightings the people in the U and the military have seen all of these weird shit that they may have found that they may have to buy from the Private sector they may have to or they have already incorporated it or they already have it what they are going to do is they they're Looking for some to form of they gotta find a reason why they're giving them money Well, and we have a lot of different people talking here this astrophysicist the student Eric W. Davis He's also referenced in the New York Times article that is Ray stance with no charm He was talking in 2007 when he worked at the program He said that the materials that he had researched they he concluded we could not have made them ourselves

Where is it at though? And then he also and then he's also the one who got the who had the terms Off-world vehicles not made on this earth He says the Defense Department Agency has those and that that sort of off Off-world vehicles sort of went viral and that was sort of what people were seeing all over the internet This has been around since 1945 people been saying that they have some sort of down craft but what if and I don't know it just seems to be they're dancing around the point of we have something and And we don't know what it is

And then I think that all of this is going to end up that the big ole UFO disclosure is gonna kind of be a Fart it's gonna kind of come out. Okay. We'll tell you what we know We don't know anything like we don't know what the fuck it is. We don't know where it comes from We don't know why it's here. It doesn't seem to be directly fucking with us, but it is there And it goes into our most private airspace I am gonna say that I think you're not appreciating the power of a good fart quite enough You got in your gassy your gassy. I know the country is gassy. We've been gassy for for 70 years We need some gas x we need some gas x we need that we need to be poked

We need to be floating all around the theater and land right in our seat So we can watch the spectacle ahead of us Henry Do you think that we are now living in a world that already has? UFO technology, I mean we talk about like the rise of all of that say that but I think that that's another weird That's something else. I don't think that that is true I think that the stuff that we are sick weak. Nobody can do Whatever that tic-tac in the video did nobody can do it. They can't stop at a dime. It kills everybody They can't move against the wind. There's no propulsion system. They run cold. We don't know what that shit is

We don't know what I gotta I gotta DM him from a DM from a listener saying that her brother was on one of those ships And they saw something mysterious in the sky then an alarm went off and everyone was forced to go back in She said that they told him what it was, but he did not tell her what it was I don't know what to make of any of that stuff They are because you're just so common that they now have behavior that is Almost like you can describe it You can be like the way the tic-tac video when you listen to Fravor talk about the guy who spotted tic-tac And we're just like it bounced back and forth like it was one of those little like balls one of those super balls

And they just go ping-pink-pink-pink, but this is not the first time that we've gotten close to the fucking To disclosure quote-unquote the UFO trail dot blog spot comm talks about how this they were talking about disclosure being imminent in 1958 after Nikap did a whole presentation to the u.s. government so that we're not in unprecedented times when it comes to UFOs, but I Think that it's going to be a lot for people to handle If they it's just this deeper deeper game because then there's a whole conspiracy worldview that the entire UFO

storyline from 1945 like all of the bullshit has been staged by the CIA to cover for Experimental airplanes flying in the sky which seems to be a lot of course. Yeah, because of how many people think but I mean I just don't know where we're at. I just wonder like I have never been so certain in my life Truly that there is somewhere in a hangar a thing That they throw people at like Bob Lazar they take Bob Lazar who to everybody who's a kook That he was this kind of this dude that was outside of the box as a weirdo fucking guy that he put up jets Fucking engine on a Honda and they saw him and they've had this thing sitting in the hangar for so long And then every once in a while they'd be like maybe this creative guy

He'll know what to do will bring them in throw them in front of the technology See if anything comes out of it when nothing does and they fucking cut them loose They scrub them and now everybody just calls him completely insane, right? So the Senate Intelligence Committee again, it has voted to require US intelligence agencies and the Defense Department To compile a detailed public analysis of all the data they've collected at the very least that's very cool But as we know when the federal government releases documents, there's a lot of oh, oh, what's the key word? Redactions a lot of things are redacted. So it's going to be redacted and there's one note that is very interesting George Knapp wrote an article about

One of the weird things that got declassified which seems to be one of the main goals of whatever bass was and Whatever the new UAP task forces, it's a human centered study apparently on skinwalker ranch when it was taken over by bass hmm the people that were working the actual like security and And IT and all of these people doing not like UFO or paranormal research I mean there is this is a ranch, right? So there has to be ranch hands people who are just they're doing every day odd jobs maintenance all that kind of bullshit

They had to get piss tests and they had to get MRIs on a regular basis They were being studied basically bass revealed to them the day themselves were being studied as Human detectors of the phenomena which sounded innocent. Okay, but what George? That's to me. I would be like, what was that again? Oh Baby, I'm 38 years old they all they blew it over they basically acted like it wasn't a big deal So they're like, no, we're just doing this is kind of do diligent quote-unquote control group Yeah, my buddy's also my buddy also is a gardener and he just yes He's never gotten piss tested or he's never he doesn't need an MRI

I mean like it doesn't really make sense. Not a good enough gardener. You're too good of a gardener I got to see where the good gardening comes from but what they are saying is is that actually They are there seems to be some evidence that people who come in contact with these things get sick and They are actually testing humans to see our reactions To these objects as a sort of like can we retro build the sickness and And use that as a weapon. Is this also compiling like a COVID conspiracy as well? No, it's like this is different There's like cancer sick. They don't know what it is

It's this thing where they're starting to say like we are actually going to be doing more studying of the humans involved in this shit Then the even the UFOs themselves and it's becoming a localized problem. We I I don't know what the hell is going to happen over the next year I don't think a UFO is going to show up on the White House lawn, but we might see That what their version of disclosure is which is a big ol mommy and daddy don't know what's wrong Which we wonder what what is that going to do to society? I think for the most well That's because we're now so used to a government that doesn't work that like maybe that's fine You know, I agree with you in the in the sense that we have been waiting for so long We've been edged so long when it comes to UFOs sci-fi. I think that people are ready

There are some people who are just going to go batshit insane and completely freak out But I think surprisingly enough a lot of people won't care I was on I looked on Twitter and I hate, you know, okay I'm not going to go down that rat that ranty rabbit hole But I thought maybe Twitter would matter. Maybe maybe this would be a big hashtag trending Not really big at all like people at the same time still They don't they're so obsessed with their own lives, which I understand you got to do what you got to do to live But I don't know if it's going to be that big of a deal to people. Well for a lot of people

I mean, it doesn't affect your day-to-day necessarily unless your person is constantly questioning reality and then by then you're mostly only one of those people if you've been smoking Rawson filled Joints to try to go to sleep But instead you start watching a movie in the back of your fucking eyelids a movie You don't want to see buddy. That's not going to work. You're not going to be able to go to sleep I tried to do that yesterday, but then I just ended up watching the Danny Treyho documentary Which was very interesting and I love Danny Treyho. I do love Danny Treyho

I also think they'll be gone in the dark documentary is not helping me in any way shape or form sleep because he specifically just Doing it's just it's I does feel like at night. We're not like, okay time to watch our rape show. Hmm. This is fun Yay, so the Senate Intelligence Committee. I was just read this one quote here from them This is the committee. This is what it states in its bill It says the committee remains concerned that there is no unified comprehensive process within the federal government for collecting and analyzing intelligence on unidentified Aerial phenomenon So they are at the very least reminding me a bit of post 9-11

Obviously completely different circumstances, but in the sense that they are now going to start speaking to one another as agencies and I mean, obviously we saw the CIA and the FBI when they work together. They can get their man That's the idea, right? Yeah, but we'll see what comes out of it because in the end They are very carefully wording everything everyone except for Donald Trump is wording everything Properly, yes, exactly. It's just anyway, that's a fucking monster Um, but I the everybody else is saying this stuff around talking about like either unmanned vehicles Unknown aeronautics like these very specific terms that they're the main thrust of this is to see if these things come from North Korea China or Russia, right?

That's the main the main idea because there's a lot of people talking about cuz like same thing like the That's they're out anyway, right? Because you see how the Roswell story turned into it's a it was a ship Filled with surgically altered kids with Down syndrome The Russians sent to us to destroy us with UFO fever and that the Rendleship forest was a Russian prank some sci-op where they put LSD Into the food and everybody saw this ship near playing all these games Which I won't un-acknowledged because the Russians are tricksters, right? They like to fuck with us mentally. Well acid the latter is much better than the former involving Down syndrome children that

Obviously were killed by the Russians in order to do. I don't even know what I don't know The only thing it did was gave our sir Arthur C. Clarke a career. You know, I mean it helped Isaac Asimov. Is that the problem it created sci-fi fever? I think it helped us I don't know it truly helped us to go to the moon. So whatever they did. They did it. It was opposite Well, thank you and what a trip it was to that moon. We loved hanging out there and as you can tell we loved it So much we never went back don't it gotta go we already did everything. Yeah, I mean there's not I mean there has to be the fact That we even that's what I'm talking about about lack of interest There no matter what space is still an abstract idea in the minds of people fortunate enough

To think about it like most people we just don't you don't got the time you got a lot of shit You got to do you got to pay these bills as everybody knows the rat race is very real They keep us ass rats because they see us as rats We are forced to be inside of the capitalist structured reality that money is real But we haven't even gone back to the moon and we know you can get there like we can't even and everyone's There's no titties on the moon You can bring the titties to the moon honestly, I would love to meet the brave first topless woman on the moon How brave would that woman be? You know who I you know who I you know who I I vote for as my candidate for that

Nadia white Nadia white. I think that would be wonderful. Check out Nadia white go to her only fans You know these adult film stars. They're struggling like everybody else all they want you to do you can go pay them some money Jerk off tip them have a good time for quite a lot man Just jerk just help help a little bit, you know, and you jerk off and you get a thank you and it's kind of it's kind of nice It is kind of nice. So Christopher Mellon speaking of Melons all right We're just such we're so good at radio so good so good at this. He is a former top and I got intelligence officer

official When it comes to all this is the disclosure and stuff mr. Mellon says it further legitimizes the issue He talks about the research on the topic He says that in itself is extremely important people can talk about it without quote fear of embarrassment Which I think is actually the biggest thing that's happening though is you can't talk about it Which that's the first step like we are just getting in that's why it's a tip Because now you can talk about it with not without having to like go through divorce like without having to go I mean you could still go through divorce. Well, that's not hold you back

No, no, absolutely. If you want to go through the divorce. I say go have the divorce go find an alien and hopefully love finds you there But that is the most important thing in many ways is that now as a society as a culture This is a mainstream conversation. I believe MSNBC Fox and CNN not those represent anything that's actually true or factual But that isn't air quotes mainstream We are talking about this with out being considered, you know a total and utter quack, but Henry the flip side of that is is this Cultural appropriation is your right. You are right. That's right. I'm sorry Paranormal racism

They are taking the hell they are that's what happened, right? That's why people are so mad at Tom DeLong and Luis Elizondo They're so mad. Tom DeLong is just he is just mildly handsome. That's why we've got the lip ring I think still he's got tat sleeves Luis Elizondo looking like he's on the cover of GQ in the New York Times with the good lighting You have such a different behind him. I sent you that picture being like they're trying to discredit this entire article by this guy And you're like, no man, that's a cool looking guy He's a handsome guy and I'm like what is going on? He's handsome. I thought he looked handsome I'm not necessarily gonna take all the advice about international let alone global or interspace affairs and

Much love to the memory of Stan Friedman, but Stan Friedman dresses if Humpty Dumpty was a civics professor, okay? Yeah, and Humpty Dumpty Elizondo. That's great has some style, right? They're trying to do this But that's what they're mad. He dresses like I do. They're all they're all I mean then I take it back I re I fucking retract my statement They are taking the spotlight Which makes a lot of the old-school true believers really really upset Richard Dolan's upset Steven Greer is upset because they're taking it from them. They've been Authorized for years, but now everybody in their mother is talking about it hot women on Twitter talking about it people

Are they like all of this stuff's happening and and they are getting They got left in the dust because in the end TTSA is more than anything a production company They are just making television shows and they're making content, right? They have a hold of some of these metamaterials, right? They're not doing anything super significant with it, but this new UAP task force I don't know where the bitterness comes from because That's what we've been looking for all these years. What about that? disgusting attempt to make fiction a Reality when it comes to like the Space Force logo, which is obvious or Star Trek logo

Like we are in the middle of this is a this is a fucking chaos magic ritual that we have been a part of for a long time We have a TV man president. We're in a future dystopia We're in the beginning credits scroll of a zombie apocalypse The zombie apocalypse film right now and so I wonder like it's this other kind of mental trap Where are we just trying to fulfill a sci-fi movies version of? Life well that definitely seems like it is the case I mean again, that is like not a lie go check out the Space Force, which is like it's they're just reallocating funds from the US Navy and the in the US Air Force and they're just renaming it

They gave it a new logo then Steve Correll and all them get to make some funny little fucking cute television show about how cute it is And so they all get to do it and everybody gets to make money Well, don't forget Henry Stephen Colbert goes there so I know that he goes there He goes I mean Steve that but I mean like they it's just Find the truth for yourself and know that a part of this is they're trying to bottle the magic of Reattle of that reality is it more complicated than we think it is. I think they're gonna have a really hard time pinning down a physical Like nature to the quote-unquote proof. I think they're gonna have a really hard time like even if they have a whole craft

I don't think that that was ever the point. It was never the point was to try to figure out like how these things work We are just in a we're we don't know what we're in well know what our circumstances are We just don't we don't it just shows more and more how little we know about the world around us as the NBA is currently in Preseason for lack of a better term heading into the playoffs. I feel like our preseason for this was Fox in the early 90s having alien autopsy caught on camera and all of those things It was perhaps preparing us because I'm ready to see the real thing because you know we everyone watch that on Fox That was one of the biggest shows ever and obviously fucking real as fuck. I was all I loved it I loved that it's that special

So just lastly going back to mr. Mellon He says if they don't respond of course in in reference to the government if they don't respond to something like this what we do What do we have an intelligence community for we are talking dozens of incidents in? restricted military airspace Over a year so the military It doesn't matter to them if this is thing is from Mars from Venus or from Russia They want to know what's happening over? military military airspace and at the very least they are going to try to find out the truth and

Maybe that is maybe the truth is indeed that of fiction. It is out of this world Well, we will keep you updated on everything going on in the UFO world. This is again just the beginning We are just having a conversation about the military opening up investigations into what they have We haven't even talked about what they have. It's all speculation and we'll see I mean maybe We'll see it gets blown up. Maybe everything is just like alright here is here it is But of course knowing the way that governments work. I don't think it'll be that I don't think it'll be that transparent Although the private sector I could also see Elon Musk tweeting a picture of him with a new Alien, but that's that's the reason that's what's weird because I expect it from Elon Musk

I expect it from the private sector. I want them to leak it, but there that's why I wonder Maybe they never had it to begin with maybe they had something and then as soon as they had something It's like that knock knock knock g-man's at the door. It's like they knew already That where the shit was because they've been watching it like watch it crash watch where it goes like who knows? I don't know who knows But I will this is not the only story this week. Obviously. There's many many stories. This was just My entire mind. Yeah, I was taken over by the story. I was a serial killer at Fort Hood Apparently around Fort Hood. We don't know three different soldiers have been found dead soldiers have been found around this Texas army base

Within a month. So three different people there was private major morta was found unresponsive July 17th And vicinity of Still House Hollow Lake did know they don't know the the cause of death There was a another woman that was found dead which was Fort Hood soldier Gregory Morales was found dead And then there was Vanessa Gillian That was in July 1st who's another soldier specialist Vanessa Gillian was found dead and they don't know what the hell is going on They're trying to say that they don't know That if there's a connection or not, but members of Congress joined advocates for women Tuesday to continue to call for changes in the way the military Handles sexual abuse and harassment following the death of Gillian whom investigators believe was killed and dismembered by someone stationed at the same base in Fort Hood

Fort Hood does not have the best track record All right. Well, so we will yeah, we'll keep you updated on all the true crime news next week I think the aliens were the thing that was the thing to do today. I'm also in Wisconsin just on a different note A man was hoarding his own coins for 20 years Jim Holton He brought him to a bank to help the coin shortage that evidently we have in the country So there you go. Nice guy. Why do we still have coins? I don't know so you can hear somebody coming from behind you who We should have mandatory bells

But why why do we have coins? Well, I mean it's important just garbage. No, you need you need a guy actually like coin money You go to the casino. They give you the 50 cent coin. That's a very cool coins. Those are chips No, they give you the coin. No, you don't know Henry They give you that they give you the coin for 50 cents because they don't got they don't got 50 cent chips That's what I'm saying. Why have any sense? Why have any of that? Well, it's very important because then you can have writing errors and then you can put it into your wallet And you can have a savings account that like rounds up, you know

Get rid of that. I don't think that that's a good idea because I'm gonna be like a three-year-old to you I'm gonna be like whenever I'm gonna be the replacement for whatever your son could have been why because then everything is gonna be priced over It's gonna go up if it's the dollar fifty now. They're just gonna raise it to two. They never raise it They never lower it to one Make money worthless. You are indeed a child in this situation Jim Holton He turned in two decades of saved coins to the bank in Wauwatosa This is fucking this is real news. Yeah, the other big story I found was Teenage boy dies from bubonic plague after eating marmot

Okay, so you want to be careful when eating marmot well speaking of marmots. Let's just do hero of the week All right, this hero of the week is an unidentified woman I have no idea who she is but she is my savior little Jerry Seinfeld Of course the Dash on Chihuahua, which I look after in love. He loves to escape I don't know why he has no I like he has everything at the house. Yeah, everything truly his life is A precious gem. He does not want for anything in this life never and but he finds an opportunity to escape And he will I had a cable guy come over humble brag I now have internet don't at me and he moved the gate and of course Jerry

He's like oh shit this guy moved the gate. He doesn't know there's a perp in town There's a con around and I'm about to dip out of this prison. So Jerry runs away I don't know that he's missing for a little bit because I thought I just assumed he would be here Long story short. We're frantically looking I get a phone call from the animal hospital a woman has returned Jerry He's got a little chip. I get the phone call I do not like him chipped in the first place because it is the sign of the beast but in the case of dogs It's very good. It's important. He's not being made to vote I know he's not like the factory workers in that Wisconsin town who wanted to get their food quicker at lunch

She were forced to chip themselves in between their thumb and their pointer fingers I'm sure that that does not feel good now and maybe they've all been laid off as well So that's just a reminder of how horrible corporate overlords connect. Nonetheless, this person was not horrible at all She had Jerry she delivered him eight miles away to this animal Hospital to this animal clinic and I just want to thank her for being such a good Samaritan I gave her some money and she didn't even want it, but I said, you know what you deserve it And so she's this here. She's this week's here of the week if you know her tell her I don't know her name. That's the whole story

That's all I know about her is that she's incredible and if you have ever returned a dog or a cat You're also a hero of the week. It's to anyone who has ever helped anyone return any kind of animal whatsoever Including a child you are hero of the week This is very wholesome and it is nice when someone just doesn't steal the animal because Jerry's so cute dude It's so I swear to God so he would run away in New York By the way, I don't know what's going on with my old apartment in New York But my boy just showed me a picture the windows are all smashed in now. Yeah It's like the beast was gone and everyone celebrated and went through your thing

It's like when Scrooge dies and they just go and they steal all his stuff. I was the only one protecting that house I just want to make that clear for 15 years That was in the family the LPN family and I was the last line of defense and now the kids are running rough shot all over it 656 Metropolitan Go there. Go visit whoever's there. No one's there. The windows are all busted out. All right. Well, I got some letters All right, let's do letters. So here we go First of all great a lot of responses on the Vaughn deer. Oh, yeah talking about these big bloody deer Right that were the people saw which is I think is interesting there

I also got a good explanation from I got a couple more sightings of these Vaughn deer So whoever said the first letter you are not alone Oh Cool, here we go Let it go You remember that frozen horrible movie. Oh I didn't see frozen. I last said I will try to watch it on a plane to shut it off Well, that's good. You're not so yeah, you're a grown-ass man with a mustache

I'm trying to connect more to my inner child. Yeah, but you wouldn't have watched that as a child. No, I didn't want No, I wanted to see breasts get split open when I was a child Yeah, we used to just watch like meatballs and porkies which are extremely pro problematic films. Here we go. I Live in Western PA and like most of Appalachia or Appalachia We get the weird not deer. I don't know what they are other than not deer I've had two sightings of not deer one was close-up and the other was driving the close-up sighting was deeply Fucked the deer was driving No

The close-up sighting was deeply fucked since it was broad daylight and both my sister and I saw it at the same time and Saw the same not deer and this was less than a yard away First not deer are bigger than a common white tail deer, which is fairly solidly large animal to begin with oh, yeah Second if you get close to a white tail, which you could do you could just see in their eyes They have like half a brain cell not deal not deer just feel Smarter than deer the not years I saw close-up was about twice as big as a normal deer and the wrong color sort of a mossy green and gray The joints were all messed up and it didn't move like a deer the way the eyes were set in the head

We're also deeply wrong like deer have eyes set towards the sides of their head This did not the antlers are also far larger and tangled with something red that dragged It just stalked by my sister and I about a yard away from us walking out of a rotodendron bush in the yard Oh, yes, I always love that rotodendron bush Rotodendron bush. Yeah, that's That's what they call me my college days. I make up jokes. How many jokes do I have to make up in a show? Probably at least 13 14 of them. This is an incredibly large rotodendron bush It's like 40 feet high and it's several pines beside it. It's the border against the road

I didn't think it crossed the road It just came out of the rotodendron stalked past us further into the backyard and went back into the woods Also saw some shit. They also saw fucking they saw one cross the road as well So that was one this other bloody deer cryptid when my dad was stationed in Germany And I would frequently might what we would frequently go camping my with friends or by myself at campsites in the black forest region Oh, love the black forest apparently. It's nice. Oh, it's beautiful. Yeah, I'd love to go. I'll take you. Oh, no One of those castles, you know, it does sound fun. We drink a lot of me. Oh, that would be some big sausages. That'd be fun Yeah, I saw a lot of spooky stuff out there in the woods

But usually it chalked it up to the nerve of being by myself at night in the woods sure one night I crawled out of my tent to take a shit. I was about a half mile walk to the campsites restroom facility So I grabbed my small shovel and baby wipes and headed further into the trees And you get fucking you gotta bury your shit All right, I don't know it's important to bury your shit so people just don't step on it No, I know well, but you're in the middle of the black forest Maybe it's more so the deer don't find it or the not deer or well, I'm sure we'll get to so it's extra dark in there It's black forest. You can step into shit. The next thing you know

You made some Thulean upset some ancient Aryan and the Nazis start again. Yeah, okay, it's possible Now after digging my hole for shit, I tugged my flashlight under my chin It did my favorite outdoor pooping position the sloth. They said Google how a sloth poops It's the best shit that you could take this is advice from our listener Great as I was baby wiping and burying the fruits of my flavor I heard the sound of something large moving through the forest There aren't a lot of dangerous animals in this part of Germany, but wolves small bears and deer aren't uncommon Though they rarely come close to humans and I didn't want to take a chance

So I turned up my flashlight crouched low to the ground and got as still as I could The creature came down a game trail I could barely see in the moonlight But what I saw looked much like a deer but taller than an elk with a broader frame The skin looked shrunken almost like a mummy's against a clearly defined skeleton that had the same long curving horns The other listener described where my experience differs and that there was a man-like creature Riding on the deer things back and it is similarly long and a mummified look to it I could clearly see the creature's rib cage in pelvis and its face was like a skull with skin stretched over it And it's smaller curved horns on its head, but could have been some sort of headdress. I suppose. Oh, yeah

Very weird very weird indeed one good example of it Oh, there's one good maybe explanation for it. Okay There's a thing called chronic wasting disease that deer can get or zombie deer disease Yeah, I thought you were gonna get more paranormal with it. This is just extremely sad. Yes. Yes This is very common amaciation I degeneration They don't know what an abnormal behavior which could lead to some of the other characteristics noted by the listener the strange-shaped antlers could Just be normal antlers with the points broken off due to lack of coordination or aggressiveness with other deer the bloodiness Can be explained away similarly either this similarly either?

Similarly either this boy got into a fight with another buck and gored its appointment a gourd its opponent or it got a taste for flesh I was eating meat. They occasionally turn carnivorous deer and they eat birds small animals depends on how much Brain damage they have yeah chronic wasting disease in Wisconsin. We heard about it all the time It's very dangerous and that that's a sad conclusion to the idea If it really is something it says is that it doesn't explain them being built huge Okay, that is a thing that is does not know that makes sense Yeah, it's the big ones and the big big big oldie the big antlers is something that also Something with chronic weight chronic wasting disease would not have and finally the fact that this deer has been seen by several folks over several years

Would be impossible with CWD as that this disease unfortunately kills its host within a year or two of symptoms appearing So who knows all right there it is listener emails the Vaan Deer. This is I mean this is shocking stuff. We're constantly Expand I my brain is getting expanded yet interestingly enough dumber But we are learning more isn't that my entire life My entire life is just jamming information into my head that makes my sleep worse and my relationships more tenuous Absolutely stressed All right everyone will thank you so much for listening. The truth is being exposed

Where is it? Nobody knows but you can find it yourself be be I Cautiously optimistic and also be skeptical, but also open-minded can we feel comfort with dissonance and No, there are things that are gonna make they're not gonna make entire like Lockproof Sits some things are going to be just beyond your fingertips and they I guess they and there's that Robert Browning quote Oh, if Dothman does not reach for the heavens it means what is the purpose of the heavens? Absolutely, I feel the same way about the chicken roller dog at 7-eleven just behind the glass you want to get there you see it But of course you can't but at the end of the day. Thank God you couldn't you can get it. You could just buy it

Yeah, but it's not good to do that. So you don't want to do that. All right everyone. Thank you so much for listening All right, you gotta live Everyday look towards the skies sure looking at your feet look at the skies You never know where you're gonna see you never know what you're gonna if you're gonna see something in the skies It makes your neighbors afraid to speak to you. That's perfect And you got to laugh laugh at the idea of anybody saying oh Well

Why are they just show up and make all the everybody be happy with each other to be like Well aliens got a fucking shit to do on their own days. All right, they gotta live their own lives So why don't you live your life to yourself? Yes, absolutely. They've got to live uh, chortle and uh, and love you gotta laugh they get a laugh you gotta live and you gotta love Knowing that the only truth that's important is the truth that's down inside of your heart I'm very happy you said hurt in that pants, but I'm guess I am growing Physically, well, you look great to me buddy. All right everyone. Oh also we have to we'll be remiss if we don't mention the merch Sure on behalf of our merch technically our manager is doing his job by reminding us constantly to mention the merch

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