Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Alien in the Garden

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - Pennsylvania man (and terrible musician) arrested after allegedly killing his father and displaying his decapitated head in YouTube video, UK woman finds mysterious "alien baby" in garden,  California Woman convicted after fatally stabbing boyfriend 108 times during 'weed-induced' psychosis,  Listener Cryptid Stories, and more!

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I love TikTok, the crocodile is my favorite TikTok. That's the only one he knows. There's no place to escape to. This is the last on the left side stories. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yeah. Eddie, what? I think you're living a lot of money on the table. I Eddie What I think you're living a lot of money on the table and we talked about this today coming in what do we do?

Are we are we live? Yeah, I'm leaving money on the table. You are well then give it to me You gotta be no no no no it's figurative. It's figurative You gotta get into okay the big bopper impersonator space I mean who's asking for it. I'm ready though. I think big bopper impersonator space. I mean who's asking for it? I'm ready though I think big bopper I think the big bopper has he's got to come back Why because novelty songs happen there needs to be more novelty songs. Oh, yes for sure I miss novelty songs. I think it's fun to do. I kind of like the first hip hop in a way

I think it's fun to do. Kind of like the first hip hop in a way. Sure. Chantilly lace. Yep, that's singing. Con-dun-dun. I face. Yep. Funny tale.

Confident. Hangin' down. Absolutely. Chantilly lace by the Big Bopper is the first rap song. There is no way it's not. Nothing in the world like a big-eyed girl. Make me act so fun and make me spend my money. Make me feel real loose like a long leg.

Just a girl. Oh, baby, that's what I like. It's the side stories. I'm Henry Zabrowski. This is Ed Larson. My money make me feel real lose like a long leg It's the side stories I'm Henry Zabrowski. This is Ed Larson. I don't know if you could tell hire me But I will come to your wedding and sing that song. I'll get a crew cut I feel like the big bopper glasses. He's underrepresented. I will slap your mother's ass He he we again in character. Yes, he's the offensive lineman of 1950s pop He needs to be out there. He needs to be character, he's the offensive lineman of 1950s pop. He needs to be out there. He needs to be represented.

He's the Gronk man of 1950s novelty songs. If you would have lived, imagine if you would have got like super dirty, like in the 80s. I think he would have died. You think he would have died anyway? There's so many ways that the decade would have killed him. When your first name is big, you usually don't last long. No, you don't. It's my veins that are small. I got the heart, the size of a pumpkin. No, they say there's a blockage in the widowmaker artery. You know what I like. It's triglycerides.

But no, he would be dead. You know, like there's no way, because his real name is something like, yeah, is JP. JP Richardson. JP Richardson. That's who the big bapper is. You have to change your name to Big. Big Bop-Bop. But yeah, no one ever says anything about him. There's no, there's no, there's no beautiful rendition.

We haven't had somebody come forward and play him in a sad Oscar movie. Yeah. Well, there is no, mean, what do you who cares? Everyone he died with was more popular than I know it Look at him. Yeah, look at him. He's got a flat top. Yeah He looks like he definitely has cigar mouth and he you could smell from under his belly from by feet away from him How old was was the big bopper when he died? I want to say he's like 21 there. You know what I mean? He looks like he's a 35 year old man. Yeah, but he was super young when he died. He was very, very young. The big bopper JP was 28 years old. He looks like a longshoreman. Yeah. He is very, very thick. And I'm certain he

might have been, I know looking here, there might have been some sort of some problems here. He might have been a weird man. I mean, I imagine he sounded weird, but I feel like it'd be great It'd be great for you. It's good. Yeah, no, let's find out more about him and then someone write that up for me You could Go ahead and do that. I just think that it's important to have some representation from some people because yeah La Bamba was great, but Richie Valens. Yeah, he was his sort of like, you know romantic figure But the big bopper no one wants to fuck him. Look at him. You have the same veneers.

I do. And his are natural. We've got the same thing. Like he's got the big teeth. There's gotta be. There's women that want to fuck that. Yo, for sure. There's there's men that want to understand that. I don't think big bopper had any trouble getting laid. I will, you know, it not until once he the hit came and then he was fine

But he does look like everyone's husband. Yeah, which I think is great. No, he definitely looks like my uncle Ronnie There's no question about it. And he's 28 here. Oh, he's got his 28 years old. He looks like yeah President yeah, and then when he died though, he was like more popular than Richie Valiant's and I guess like everybody holly He was he was a big guy. He was big. People were into his shit because again. Shanty-lil-nays and pretty face. You do it almost better than I do. But you look like it.

You would have to like maybe if like I would mouth it and you would sing it. That'd be great. That'd be the way to do it. I want to do this. Yeah. Two man buddy. Two man big bopper. That's our show.

Yeah. Yeah. It takes two men to be one big old bopper All right, well we got a lot of fucking things to get into I'm gonna update you on things that you were not a party to okay I don't but I need to learn I explained them to you before cuz Marcus is working this week brought you into side stories to obviously go over the the the truly most important news to obviously go over to the the the truly most important news of the day. What we did learn was that we got the toxicology reports from the three young men that died in Kansas City. Now this story is very...

Wow, no I mean yes the bark was found. They each one of them had a red bark around them but no unfortunately it was fentanyl. So these three young men, Ricky Johnson, Clayton McGeaney and David Harrington, they were discovered outside of Jordan Wilson's home in Kansas City, Missouri. Now we were covering it as if it was a big old mystery. What did you think it was? Well, the Wendigo. I thought I said. Always apparently the Wendigo was just the strain of cocaine that they got. Yeah, the end of the night when to go. Yeah

This way you really help They were found outside they were frozen death in the backyard of Jordan Willis's home for a while There was a bit of mystery because oh, there was just celebrating the chiefs. Oh, they didn't get to see the chiefs win the Super Bowl Why guess I saw they've got they've had plenty. Yeah, but in terms of sports, but not enough life It's actually very sad. So they were found outside frozen. They thought that maybe they had died mysteriously in the night. There's actually some comparisons to that. I believe it's pronounced the Diotlov. I might be wrong. The Diotlov Pass Incident, which is a story from the 1950s, 60s in Russia, a bunch of skiers, they went in the middle of the fucking literally was this place called

like, don't go there mountain. Okay. Doom, literally, I think it was called, and they all froze to death and they were found naked, disrobed, some of them with their tongues missing and it's just like long, like there's a lot of mysteries about what happened. Very true detective. But these guys, they were just found dead outside and so for a while people thought that maybe it was like, we thought what was weird is that why didn't they fight to come inside? Why didn't they go run looking for shelter? How could you freeze it so quickly? Because this was before there was any sort of evidence of foul play because there's been no charges, still no charges. But we kind of figured once the toxicology reports come out because we didn't want to just

say that it was fentanyl. Yeah, they were trashed and they died because it makes it good sad. It's really sad. And I know I will say and I've been saying this before the show, I've seen more open cocaine use in the Midwest than any other region of the world. Yeah. And by the time it gets to the Midwest, they're putting fentanyl in it. You know, like, I mean, in Florida, you got a chance of it being more pure. I don't know. Down here, you got more of a chance of it being pure. but by the time it gets to Kansas City, even like Wisconsin, I mean, what are we, are you gonna sit here and pretend like no one's fucked with that Coke?

The only way I'm gonna trust a Coke dealer is if I could see his nipples and he's got a big hat. Yeah. Alright, I want him to have a big white hat. I want him to be like, I want him off the boat going, my friend! Like, that's what I want to see him. Open shirt, like little spectacles, big pantyhata hat. That's where I want to get my cocaine. I little spectacles big pan of my hat. That's where I want to get my cocaine I don't want to get it from some guy named Ryan. Yeah at the at the thirsty dumper You know in downtown shabuigan, but you know like that's not where I want to get it, but these guys are thirsty dump. Yeah, it's great. Honestly try

the dump But these guys are, it's really sad. So they obviously, they were, they did a little bit, they got a bad batch. But Jordan Willis had owned the home. He's now in rehab. So he went, he mysteriously left the house.

That's a good time to go. But there's still no, yes, but there's no criminal charges flying around yet. So we don't know where the the cocaine came from I believe at this point that the cops just knew a bunch of information that we were not privy to which is why there was no Criminal charges passed around. There's probably some evidence that one of the deceased brought it. We don't know yet But now we know that that mystery is Unfortunately closed with the saddest news of all this that is something, you know that that nose is unfortunately closed with the saddest news of all. Yes, that is something, you know, that nose candy

took you all the way to Mount, no, not here no more. Isn't it crazy that fentanyl is worse than Coke? It's so weird. Coke used to be the drug that killed people. It already was killing people. Yeah. Like it already was doing well enough. I'll never really understand.

I've had people, I'd get reached, I got reached out a couple of've had people, I'd get reached, I got reached out a couple of times people talking about how like, true, it is not in a drug dealers, like it is not to a drug dealers benefit to put fentanyl in their drugs. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. They don't want to kill their clientele. Yeah, they got to get the people back to buy more. But we have to, I do think we need to rigorously test our fun in this country. And you have to remember that.

I think it's important to have Narcan available. If you want to do this shit, you got to have the tools. This is it. Now, unfortunately- You get the test strips on Amazon. It's not fun anymore. You're going to have to bring a fanny pack. Okay. And if you're going to go out there,

you're going to bring some stuff. Just test the strips. Man, we're so lucky. Well, you never really did any drugs, but I did a, not like a lot. Man, we're so lucky. Well, you never really did any drugs, but I did a, not like a lot of cocaine, but enough. And I'm so lucky that it, like, cause I just, you know, you do it at a bar.

You don't think about it. No, I saw my buddies do it very casually. I did not know a lot of people who they were like deep in it. That's even kind of the, that's who it kills though, with the fentanyl. It's not really killing the hardcore users as much as it killing the guys that are just kind of doing it on the weekend Because you're not used to the levels and they had 30 times of three men had 30 times a lethal dose

So they got a big old chunk of it and fentanyl is basically like morphine, right? I think so. It's not good Yeah, it's not like you don't want it. You don't want to be needing it either. You know what? I want to charge Pfizer I'm so sick of this shit You don't want to be needing it either. You know what? I want to charge Pfizer. I'm so sick of this shit. Just charge him. How is it getting out there? If it's like an end-to-life type of drug, right? This is a part of those things I have no idea.

I have no idea how it works. I think people make it. People go and they make their own version of fentanyl or there's probably runoff or fentanyl. There's factories where you probably buy some of it. I don't know. I don't know how that works. I don't know where I get my fentanyl. Yeah. You know, because like when I want fentanyl, there's factories where you probably buy some of it. I don't know. I don't know how that works. I don't know where I get my fentanyl. Because when I want fentanyl, I get it straight from old Newman's farms. My locally raised fentanyl is some of the finest, most delicious

crocodile that you can get in America. Paul Newman's own fentanyl. It just goes back in the society. Would be a great, yes,l. It just goes back into society. Would be a great, yes, because then he gives it back to charity. Yeah. So not only do you get to know your local fentanyl farmer, get to know him, get to smell his soil, meet his wife. Yeah. That would be incredible, but no.

Unfortunately, it's hard to guess. That would be, how about we just get some better drugs? I just think that people are so sick of this. Why people don't need to die from drugs? I don't know. I don't know. I understand. It's hard out there right now. Who's inventing drugs these days? There's, I've not sick of this. People don't need to die from drugs. I don't know. I don't know. I understand it's hard out there right now. Who's inventing drugs these days?

I've not seen new ones. I think there was a new one that's called like Coco Crisp or something. But then we, by the time we hear it, it's got a Boomer name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's applied by the news and it's not a drug anymore.

It's always something else. They're like, this new drug, Wicked Spaghetti. And you're like, I've never heard it. No one's selling it. You know, like, and then they've just come up with their own dumb name for it. I don't know how that works. But no, it makes me, it's hard because I just smoke weed.

I do a little bit of hallucinogens. You know, I got my, such a mean, such a mean. I got that, man. I'm fucking good, I got taffy. My lion's mane. Yeah. I'm up on that shit now. I'm already scared enough just living life man

I just don't why you don't need to see the other side. Just get casually fucked up. It's hard I do get it because again people are upset. Yeah, it's hard out there job markets intense You're gonna want to do some cocaine you're gonna want to hang out with your buddies You're gonna want to go to disco night at the fucking at the thirsty dumper. That's right You gotta want to go down thereco Night at the fucking, at the thirsty dumper. That's right. You gotta want to go down there. Yeah, you gotta say no to fentanyl. Thank you.

Yeah. Say no. I say no. The fentanyl. And we're gonna get that tattooed on our bodies. And so that's an unfortunate end to what I thought was gonna be a much more exciting mystery because I was exciting for proof of the when to go. Man, just fucking whoever owns the factory where fentanyl is made, jam it down their throat.

We gotta go get it. We gotta go to the factory. Actually, they should take the fentanyl anyway, I believe. I actually feel like that might make it funner and cooler. I mean, it's only one way to find out. It makes your butthole drool. You find a rich, rich white man pulled out his pants. Yeah, I'm used to it. Fill his butt with fentanyl. Honestly, if I don't drool. You find a rich, rich white man pulled out his pants. Yeah, I'm used to it. Phil is buff with fentanyl. Honestly, if I don't get my fentanyl every day,

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classic side stories of The Wednesday of the week. Okay. There's always the best story of the week comes up. Humpty Humpty now this is again, maybe it's not good to call it the best story of the week But I do think that it is compelling and fucked up. This is the story of Justin moan I do think that it is compelling and fucked up. This is the story of Justin Moan, 32. It's a Pennsylvania man, quote, unquote, allegedly shot father with gun, purchased the day before decapitation. He decapitated his father.

I'm going to go out there. You said allegedly? Yes, it's still allegedly. There's a video of it. Well, there's video of him playing with a severed head. So this man, Justin Moan, 32 years old old he now faces charges of first degree murder abusive a corpse in possession of an instrument of crime which is actually a really fun crime name yeah yeah because it's like because what else could be none checks everything yeah grappling hooks yeah

anything could be an instrument of crime I view it more like you know like you say what do you do to spray dust in I because honestly man let me fuck cool Chiba driven like Cat burglar using fucking weed smoke to see where the lasers are Yeah, and then that's how Snoop Dogg. That's my pitch to Snoop Dogg But then you just get too lazy to rob the person exactly And then you realize life of crime is not for me actually, you know It's good you know, it's for me man fucking life of music because music's the one thing that hits you and you feel no pain My oh man. Yeah, you love your flute music Don't get me started we're gonna get to it. Um, so the Pennsylvania man

He did what he did was is that he was agitated this guy Justin Moan a real I'm gonna go out there. I'm gonna call him real piece of fucking shit and he looks like it So he He was a very spirited young man. He looked like a father. Someone pulled a pencil out of a pile of glue. Yeah, I hate him. Yeah.

He looks like Stephen Crowder if he was put through the fly machine with a gecko. Yeah, you know, like sometimes you take a nice long dump and you look down and it's like taupe for some reason. That's bad. That's what this guy looks like. Yes, he does. He looks like a beige shit.

That's a very cholesterol ridden shit. Yeah. And that's what he looks like. But he purchased a nine millimeter handgun on Monday. Just the day before he shot his father with a levitone homie share with his parents. No waiting process? Oh, buddy, how he waited long enough?

32 years. But I'm saying when you get the gun, you gotta wait like three weeks, right? Oh, hi, not this guy. He got right into it. So he was arrested in Middletown Township They were called to the police officers called to his home run 7 p.m. Tuesday after a woman reported that she had found her husband dead And that was his mother. So he was living with his parents. No shit. So he was a Full-on I'm gonna say maga enthusiast. Okay. He was really against Then this is why he he beheaded his father was a federal worker for 20 years is that he is beginning to

Mobilize his own militia that he called moans militia He wanted them to go and attack every federal building and kill judges, kill Biden. He gave out several judges addresses and it was all in the name of number one heavily disagreeing with Biden's ability to cancel out student loans. Real bitter about that, which is again there's ways to go about fixing that if you want. You got to do it in the booth. So does he want them? No, he didn't want them. He thinks that students are lazy and everyone needs to pay back their loans because he attempted to sue. This is amazing.

He made, you see, he did something like, oh, close to a million dollars in college loans. This is up until the murder of his father. And he attempted to sue the university for giving him two loans. He said, basically, because you're making me pay these back. He has sued everyone. He sued his employer.

He was with a company that fired him. He sued them because, quote unquote, they wouldn't give him the supervisor provision that he wanted because he was a man. And not because he's a fucking asshole. In a lunatic. Yeah, and bad at his shit, right? And so then he goes on to this.

Trying to form a militia. You don't usually give that kind of a... Well, this is where he might be. He said they believe that, investigators believe that Justin Mone was of clear mind at the time of the alleged murder, but he is not. So if you look at, they saved the video.

So after he killed his father, he beheaded his corpse and then displayed it on his YouTube channel, where he made a call to his Mones militia people that you can hear him say like, we're gonna rise up and we're gonna kill every judge that we can get our hands on. Here's the first 20 seconds in which he displays this video and then basically displays the,

which is we're not gonna show, but the decapitated head of his father in a plastic bag. Yeah, okay, I'll look at it, but we don't have to show the people This is the head of Mike moan a federal employee of over 20 years and my father great And so what he did was that he showed this video and then goes on a long Rambling monologue. Do you think he made it like so it was like, you know, like for children, you know? What did he make it? How did he put the warning?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a little thing underneath it. He like, maybe harmful to children. Some misinformation. But he, he came out and he, yes, he said, you know, tried to activate his militia and he was trying to get people, but he was also trying to point people towards the fact that he's an artist. Yeah. And nobody understands him.

And he's deeply, he's racist. He's sexist. He's everything, but he's also artistic. Yes. And here's some of the music that he had put forward. Now he's saying that because he wished that people would understand it. This is the messages that he has created that he wanted put forward. Now he's saying that because he wished that people would understand it. That the messages that he has created, that he wanted people to understand,

that against people, we're just too fucking stupid. Okay, you're too fucking stupid to get it. I feel stupid. Yeah, you're too fucking stupid. You're big dummy, you walk around playing with your feet. Yeah, I got cheeseburgers in my pockets. Yeah, that's all you do, right? Justin Moe knows that.

And so he's, you're a part of what he's at war with. Okay. Okay. I mean, I am, I think I get into XY business? How do I get into podcasts? How do I do sketch comedy? You gotta remember, you just gotta make stuff. Yeah. Right? Because guess who's making stuff? This guy. Justin.

This guy's made three albums. Three albums? He is so utterly delusional. Wow. That he's sold them all his way through. He made this up. And they're on Spotify? They're on Spotify.

So I would actually put this to on Spotify? They're on Spotify. So I would actually put this to you. You might need some motivation. That's the thing with these MAGA fucks. They're good with paperwork. Yeah, well they just sit around all day because they're unhirable. Yeah, yeah. So let's play this video just a little quick.

Yo, you're Justin Moe. I heard you were gonna be here. My name, I'm Wama, Wama, Wama, Wama. I heard you were gonna be here My name, I'm wam, I'm wam, I'm wam, I'm wam Wanna smooth this blood away I hate this guy He doesn't like a Black Lives Matter movement I heard you say I'm a Black Lives Matter movement

He blames the far left woke mobs on his lack of artistic success, but he still likes weed No, I want to write you saying this stalker gave him weed. Oh Here are my friends It's really earning that name mode All right, I hate this guy yes in that name mode. You're wrong. God. God. God. God. God. God. God.

God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God.

God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. God. crazy, but he's the I don't know if this is this is no longer is all ripped from Spotify. Oh, so a lot of it might have been

deleted at this point. But yes, he had sued the federal government multiple times for allowing him to take out student loans. He had a 2023 he was seeking within $10 million arguing that his loan allowed him to get a college education, but that he could not find a satisfactory job as an over educated white man to repay the loan didn't work. I mean, that's it. It's systematically. It's just he's just that.

Do we know anyone who uses their degree? Me? Yeah. Really? I'm a BA in theater. You're not in theater. You do talk radio. Hmm.

But is it not theater of the mind? See, after he said that he struggled to find a full-time job, everybody did. He also alleged his education in poor financial situation and it made him a target of quote-unquote Affirmative action and reverse discrimination. I think it makes you guilty of being a pale loser Yeah, you just suck bro. You just didn't do it right no one likes you We're the fucking you were fine dude You have a horrible attitude and a thick neck in a no talent. Yeah, and now you're going to fucking jail So he is going well, we'll find out again allegedly

What do you mean allegedly allegedly I know you're being responsible, but he fucking killed his dad You know, it's really fucking scary about seeing a decapitated head in a video, which is it's been a while since I've seen one. Yeah, because we see it all the time. It's faces of death and like when the rotten dot com was around. I was deep in this material for a long time. And I really I'm like, I'm kind of I don't watch it as much anymore because I have a more release on life. But yeah, it's just it's one of the fucked up things about it is that you kind of expect death to be this sort of like dramatic Moment because for you it's this extremely dramatic ending journey towards oblivion, but it's so weird how

Permanent and quick and subtle death is dude. We were talking about this This is help people relax one of the scary and, like what made me like realize like death is terrifying was when I saw saving Private Ryan in the movie theater when I was like, you know, 17 or rather old I was when that movie came out. And a man shot his brains out in the theater. Yeah, he was just like, all right guys, you think that's real?

You think nobody, you think nobody. You guys thought that was intense, all. Oh fuck, yeah, see what hell, yeah. But during the D-Day when they're going up and they're, and they just like, at one point a dude gets, he's like, he's talking and then he gets shot three times. And then he's just immediately dead and he just slumps over and it's just like instant dead. And I'm like, yeah, there's nothing glamorous about that. You know, absolutely. And that's why our boys in blue are allowed to get on Delta

flights early. Yeah. And I'm glad that they are. The military. Yeah, they got boys. That's a big difference of the cops and military. You know what I mean? They knew what I'm saying, right? Yeah. And they fight for my freedom to be wrong. That's right.

That's right. They love that you're wrong. Woo! Teflon, baby! Teflon! I've been seeing comedians that'll need a little white flag. Yeah. Then you go like, no, no, no, no, no, no, white flag.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Was that tire? Yeah. It was an accident. Yeah. It's all right, everybody. Yeah.

I'm just sitting here talking and whatever comes out of my mouth, you know, I'm wrong a lot. People say that. You know, when my father passed away the first time, because my dad died twice, right? And the first time he died and he didn't know he died, you know, and like he like, he woke up the next day and the nurse, he was in the hospital and nurse was like, rough night last night. Huh? And then he's like, what? No, I'd have been sleeping my life.

He's like, what are you talking about? She's like, you died. You were dead for like three minutes. And then that's what everybody says to apparently you just don't know you're dead. And then actually on your way to death, it's actually kind of nice. Yeah. My dad said, uh, then I asked him, like, you know, anything? And he's like, no, there's nothing. So, well, now we have that. Enjoy your drive time to work today.

I hope you guys are inspired. You know, get your nose to the grindstone. Make sure you go work a solid 11 hours today and then come home and the experience, nothing. Put on, just watch your telephone all night. You know what I mean? And do that day after day after day, year after year. Really sad.

But he also, according to Justin Moe, and sadly he was also an author. I have any one could be an author this day. When I was watching CNN, the other day, there was like multiple commercials to print your own book. And it's just like, that should not, like how are there multiple commercials for me to write a fake book and rinse it?

That's how you'll see as we go into more UFO territories and shit, is that that's how truth is disseminated, my friend. Yeah. Although I didn't make me want to write a book. Yeah, of course. Yeah. I kind of want to do a bathroom joke book. Anybody can.

We should. We should write an old school. Do you remember that? Yeah. But we were our favorite. Truly tasteless jokes. That was what we had. But we had it's not. Oh yeah. Yeah.

I love this. We, my dad still collects those every year. Yeah. I buy him a toilet reader. Yeah. Yeah. That's his favorite place. I think, I think, I think that's something I need to happen.

I'm gonna put that in the universe. Let's talk about this. Yeah. I love this. This is self produced. Yeah. I want to do toilet books. Yeah.

Except it does promote hernias. Well, it does. Yeah. Because sitting on the toilet for two months. Okay. We'll put a section on it. Every 10th joke would be like, get off the toilet. Stand up.

Yeah. So yeah, one of the books that Justin Moan wrote was called The Second Messiah, where it is loosely based on the life of author and musician Justin Moan. Oh, he calls himself the second Messiah? Yes, he does. And he does say that he was, yes, he was a Messiah.

I think he had mental health issues. Jesus moved out very young. Yes, he was, yes, he was a scientist. I think he had mental health issues. Jesus moved out very young. Yes, he was. He moved out very young. Yeah, he really did. He was traveling for years. It was like almost like 27 years he was traveling. They stopped selling his book on Amazon too.

So his Amazon bio was Justin Moan is an author of seven books and musician of three albums and one single. Oh my God, you go search for it and there's a picture of a fucking dog. Yeah, dog. Sorry, couldn't find the page. Oh, yeah, got Roro, the mistake dog, which is very funny. So Justin Moon, so funny.

I know I want to watch this murderer read this murderer's book about how he's a Messiah. But here's a picture of a dog. Are you looking for a homophobic manifesto? Sorry. Oh, no. So funny. All we have is pause. You will find your antishemitic screens here.

But yeah, his bio. Justin Moen is an author of seven books and musician of three albums. His life story is unbelievable and there may not be enough words to describe him, but one may begin to understand his complexity and experiences through his art. He only wishes to bring positive change to the world. And so now he's going to be bringing that positive change to the federal penitentiary.

I'll see how he makes- I'm gonna fuck his ass up. It's gonna be a lot. But yes, the deeply racist home phobic So, you know, let's just hope he gets a healthy needs. Yeah He is gonna go he's going to go to jail. I have to go full-airy in but if they'll take up if they'll take him They mean he might not his blood might might not be stronger. Yeah, no, he killed his father. So it's fun They're probably be crying. Yeah, they're like you'd be like that is all you know, it's killing your father The father's the most precious memory

Sorry Video again a little bit dog say I'm sorry. What you looking for pipe blonde plans? All right, so that's again, that's the serious news that guy's uh, gonna go to jail again. Don't be a shithead This is like the second time I've been on side stories and there's like someone who mutilated their parents because they're losers Yeah, it's very it seems like it's just happening all the time. It's a common occurrence I would say in terms of getting to capitated as a parent. It's often by your loser child would say in terms of getting decapitated as a parent, it's often by your loser child. You know, if you're getting decapitated. It's been a while since we've had Vlad the Impaler around.

But Vlad the Impaler, he was an impaler. He didn't really chop anyone's heads off. Actually, a lot of it's pretty exaggerated. Really Vlad the Impaler? Yeah, we went to do an episode series on Vlad the Impaler. We wanted to do it, but really just gets into the sort of like the rumor machinations of the Hungarian military from the 1600s and it's like fucking bury me alive.

Turns out he had asthma and he was Vlad the inhaler. You like this? So would you like your Patreon dollars to go towards? Okay. So we got a couple other things. Here we go. See we got a lot of- we got a lot of show to do. I wish I was a bat. Gurgh! Hey, I mean I've traveled oceans of time, see you.

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And we want to be in the studio. Yeah hot potatoes ready to fucking shoot and reload and shoot all over each other Okay, but since then I've got all of these messages of really really insightful People talking about the Natalia Grace case. Okay, so I'm gonna Haunted by yeah, we're gonna talk about what I learned. There's a lot that what we learned But the one of the other things that's why I love our audience. Our audience like just knows a bunch of shit. I don't got to do jack dick. Because you guys are smart. It means a lot. Thank you. But so this guy out NASA, this also flooded my inbox. Was it Natalia Grace herself? No, she has yet to show. No, this is just as important and just as real as when Talia Grace went through.

Okay. Look at this baby alien found in a garden. Whoa! Now several people have found this. Now there are a lot of people that sent me pictures of this. What is I assume? That's a big head. It is a it's a baby alien that was found in somebody's garden and Yeah, it looks like a fetus that believed in itself But it is an alien baby the OP people who posted it there was a there was somebody had posted it on reddit They immediately had their stuff They they're gotten it all taken down the men in black are trying to shut the people down.

Yeah. Talking about this. They had apparently there was a, this was from user Quincy Jumbo on Reddit. I received a message from a friend with this original picture attached yesterday saying her mom's friend found this thing in her garden. She was 80 years old, found this alien baby, right?

Wanted to ask about it, but then she was so... Whoa, was it Lou Sirigamortis... Was it Lucifer Rigor-Martis? Was it Jellied? Yeah. You saying Jellied or Stiff? Yeah. I haven't heard that. It's looking stiff.

Okay. But they... I see it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Look at it, it's got a little nose. It's just like a little glimpse. It's got little eyes, it's got a head, it's got little ear holes,

and it's got a long umbilical cord, it's got two spinal arms, and it's cute. And it's, and I think... It is kinda cute. It's cute and it's got a long umbilical cord, it's got two spinely arms and it's cute. And it's, and I think it's cute and it's fun. Is it a breast? I think it's, yep. Wow, there are little tits. Yeah. Why are there little tits on that?

I don't think it's an alien. I think it's just some deformed Mon-Talk monster creature. I don't know. But so this image, the lady went and then posted it. Did it come out of her? Was she holding this in her? Exactly, yeah. For decades.

Oh my God, the abortion never took. Oh, I knew I felt something swimming around in there. Every once in a while I'd be like, do I want chicken parm tonight in here? Actually, we're feeling where the cone. You're like, oh, I'm gonna have, wait a second. But no, my tul lips ruined my two lips. So she said that she posted it to this old lady.

Where is the actual body? It's in it's in Joliet, England. But does who's seen the body? These people. But have the cops seen the body? Have the fucking they showed it to who fight who the the you know James Bond people This is a mushroom reddit subreddit not even the hallucinogenic mushroom. This is mushrooms. Yeah Yeah, no, but no one's actually seen the body. There's no doctor here. There's no there's no

Someone holding it like what they do with it. You left it in the garden left it there Yeah, they got to what for like a raccoon to find I don't know You know what I don't know this might be a raccoon. I'm gonna say you right now There hasn't been a lot of follow-up. Yeah, the the alien was posted right? I'm saying the alien baby was posted The old lady then was like oh, what is this? She put it on the mushroom subreddit. So, see if it was some kind of mushroom or fungus growing in her backyard. Yes.

People then started tearing her to pieces on the internet, saying how dare she shut things down and that she's a part of the government and she's a CIA shill and she doesn't want people to know about the alien in her backyard that she showed people. Well, how do we know it's a baby? It could be a full grown alien. You're actually right. It has tits. It might be. Babies don't have tits. That might be the hottest alien we've ever seen and we don't know. That's the only alien we've ever seen. That could be right there. That's the Angelina Jolie. I could be two thousand years old for what we know. Oh yeah, look at the swinging tits. Yo, that was small. No idea.

We don't know if it's got a snap and pussy or if it had a butt hole right before it was fucking completely deteriorated by time. We don't know. All right, the original posters, they have taken all this down, right? But they're saying that the 80 year old woman is not coming forward with this information quickly enough. Oh, yeah, she's taking her time. Yes, but they deleted it. They took it all down but I'm saying this is big. I saw mushrooms. I took it all down, but I'm saying this is big. I am saw. It's mushrooms. Mushrooms?

Do I put it in the sauce? Ow. No. Why can't I be with my husband? Where is my husband? Federal repentantry for rape and murder. We don't know if that's true. Allegedly.

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Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Alleg's what Marcus has in his garden. No, no, that's like This is the UK. These are weeds. Yeah, it's UK. That's what they consider plants. There's nothing here that is anything that can grow and be edible. They think clouds are a sunny day in London. You know what I mean? They don't know. They eat food. Yeah, but it's kind of gray. Like the salient. The apples are brown. The potatoes are red. I think this is the form person. The apples are brown. The potatoes are red. I think this is the form person. The bananas are green.

I fell out of a person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This might be a straight up. This might be a Lucy. That's what it's called back in the day. You know that? Oh, yeah. If a fetus becomes unmoored and just slides out your pussy, it's called a Lucy.

That's fucked up for all the Lucy's in the world. Yeah. Well, you know, it's spelled L-O-O-S-E-Y. Yeah. Yeah. Something fun. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Loose Lucy. Yeah, but if your name is Lucy and you spelled it

L O O S E Y you're probably waving in front of a Walmart. Yeah But no this guy is definitely It's an alien and the trying to shut it down I hope that it finds a home But I hope where it doesn't go is the Ukrainian orphanages that I was told about this week, because guess what? Not a happy place. No. A lot of people said that too because I asked on the last episode, last podcast and left,

is there any such thing as a happy Ukrainian orphanage? No. Or a Romanian orphanage that's nice. And they said no. Do we still have orphanages in America? I feel like we're done with orphanages. Do we still have orphanages? I don't think they, I don know, I might be an idiot if we have orcineages wouldn't be cool to do a comedy

Tour all orphanage just the orphanages. Yeah, very fun orphanages in the United States have almost disappeared Yeah, they have not been in 60s. So now what do they do? Did they just foster system? Do we just band them together into Korean style pop groups? That's a really good way. I guess TikTok stopped orphans. Yeah, because now they have something to do. You know, they dance. They do stuff.

They become the Kia kids. Have you heard of the Kia kids? No, I haven't. It's very boomer to boomer fear. The idea that kids are learning how to steal Kias on TikTok. Who cares? I mean, people who have Kias. Yeah, but you know what I'm saying?

It's like, I feel like it's the same- You get the insurance. It's probably worth more than, you know, then you can get a car that's not a Kia if it gets stolen. Yeah, but what if you got to get those organs to downtown or Patrick Ewing's going to die? Well, first of all, you're going to need something bigger than a Kia if you're holding Patrick Ewing's organs. You know what I mean?

You got, then you're in a clutch position. You got the, yeah, I know when you- You didn't even have to have you're in a you're in a clutch position You got the yeah, I know when you need an F 350. Yeah, you might you might need a hammer Yeah, the key kids are out there, you know kids are like your poor men gangs of pickpockets and honestly I feel like that's what keeps kids together. Oh, I don't think this is enough proof to make me feel like this is an alien This is no it could have been made in a 3D printer. As far as I'm concerned. You're right. I'm just gonna say straight up that you're right. This is the truth section of the story

where I say it is probably just the thing. But me as me, capital H, Henry, capital Z, Zabrowski, that's an alien baby. I want an 80 year old woman arrested. I wanna find out where her husband is and let's fucking wrap it up that's an alien baby. I want an 80 year old woman arrested. I want to find out where her fucking husband is and Let's fucking wrap it up. Send me the baby. Yeah, send me the baby. I'll adopt it also you plant put it in fertilizer You already it's your garden. It's not a garden by the way. It's just a bunch of shitty grass That is not even grass don't attack these people's gardens. It's not even grass. There's no reason to attack the person

Look at that. That's not grass. It's just grass Those are shitty little lily pads. I believe that's clover. That looks like stuff that shows up You're like, oh good. I don't have to plant more grass because this shit makes people think it's grass. That's UK salad That's what they eat. You think so? Yeah, they got no greenery over there They're even pine cones and they're drinking eel oil. I'm sorry guys. No wonder. I'm so hammered. Here's a great place It's a culture place, but the greens there look like that. They have a place called slug and worms Something like that isn't it called like slug and leaf side stories LP otl gmail.com. Why do you guys like slug and leaf? This place is like it. It's actually kind of nice. We got a terrible name I wish I could eat some slugs slug and lettuce slug and lettuce Terrible chain in the uk but delicious

food terrible name it's a cocktail bar it's a great okay it's great though i've been there a couple times on a salad shop no but they do like a nice salad they do a nice salad in there but get why are you putting a slug on there yeah i used to be a salad boy and one time i used to have a salad last night i did have a salad last night yeah well i was eating pasta i had two salads i'm ready ready to say that's how I get through it Yeah, the order a second salad. Yeah, yeah, perfect Yeah, yeah one with beets and barata. Yeah, you did really good. Yeah, I was really proud. But there was ham on the salad Yeah, but it's different. I will say that I was what am I eating this out for there's no fucking ham on it

Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham But that's yeah, you can't be blamed for that. That's called your fuel. Yeah. The ham is fuel. I had to, you know, if you're gonna get me to eat lettuce, cover it in ham. Yeah.

If you're gonna get me to eat ham, cover it in lettuce. You ever eat ham salad? Ham salad, I'm not into. Dude, it's so good. I'm not a sensitive. I know, I would bring some home from, I'm going to Sensei this weekend. It's funny that I'll bring some home from there.

But I'll eat pimento cheese, which I like. Yeah. But it's basically pimento cheese is essentially the ham salad of cheese. Yes. Yeah, yeah, ham salad's good as fuck, dude. See, ham salad, who actually now? I go to this place in Cincinnati,

shout out to Bridgetown Meats and the ham salad at Bridgetown Meats. Bring me some ham, bring me some ham salad. Can you actually, I don't know if that can travel. I might, oh, who knows, I'll find a way to figure something out. I'll talk to them. If I order a ham salad. Can you actually, I don't know if that can travel. I might, oh, who knows? I feel like if you able to figure something out. I'll talk to them. If I order a ham salad in a restaurant in LA,

they're gonna give me a little kid. No, no, you can't, no, this is like a Midwest food. You can't get the ham salad here. No, no, no, no. No, there's too many people, it's against their religion. It's kind of like a savory pudding. Yeah, this is religion in Cincinnati. Yeah, oh yeah, and then, hmm.

Yeah. That's not good though. No. It's gonna kill you. Oh, for sure. Just like a whole thing. yeah, that's not good though. No, it's gonna kill you. Oh, for sure. Just like, no, that's why I only get like half a pint whenever I go to Cincinnati three times a year. And then I snored it. Remember, Eddie, this is all the ham salad. You're gonna be able to get this quarter. I want more. So I know. But I'm just remembering you. Okay. Install the ham salad we're going to get half a pint.

Yeah, that's it. And we're cutting ourselves off four ounces. That's enough. Yeah. Cause then it equates to if you get it once a quarter, that's a pound a year. Yeah. We know what thing I'm not eating as much bread as I used to. And so now I'm just eating spoonfuls of ham salad.

I don't know what's worse. I don't know what's worse. I don't know what's going to lead you to the wheelchair faster. It's main line in that shit. Yum yum. Honestly defy all expectations bro. You gotta make sure this Lipitor is working. Yeah man, why are you taking it?

If there's no point. That's how I feel. I'm putting myself in anxious situations. I want Zola. So now I'm just like, I'm dodging him, eating out of traffic, just get my heart rate up. Oh, maybe we shouldn't kill the sentinel people. Why?

Because they probably make Lipitor too, and I need that. Yeah. That's the problem. That's the whole, the whole overall society. Also, fentanyl is supposed to be used, I believe, as a medical grade, anesthesia. Yeah. I believe. Yeah.

Let's do this one other. This is a story that I don't even know if we should end on the story because this story fucking makes me really angry Okay, um, this is to paraphrase the norm McDonald joke Murder in California has been named legal again. Remember me that like the OJ OJ California woman receives no prison time for stabbing date 108 times and setting a terrible precedent because this woman who is named by the name of Bryn Spetcher, faced four years in prison. Four years? Yes.

After Ventura County jury convicted her of involuntary manslaughter. That's 25 stabs a year. It is just, which honestly, we should be all allowed then. We should be all allowed. We should be like per year per stab. You get, I feel like ones a lot. Yeah. You know, if you can stab somebody once legally a year, I think that ones a lot. Yeah. You know, if you can stab somebody

once legally a year, I think that's a lot. Well, you still get a year. Yes. You still get a full year. You get one whole year. But this guy, so they're saying that she did it due to a cannabis induced psychotic disorder. Oh, fuck you. So we need to not need this. I just don't know. It is sending a really bad precedent. Um they said that she was quote unquote involuntary intoxicated when she killed Chad omalia insisting that he pressured her into taking a quote unquote third hit from a bomb. From the bomb, right? Then the 32 year old fell into a drug induced dissociative fugue like state after a quote and

quote adverse reaction to the weed and stabbed Chad O'Mealia Repeatedly before turning the knife on herself. She also stabbed her dog's death now The reason why they're saying she went into some form of unconsciousness because because she stabbed the dog Which is hilarious? Because they're like because she was known for her love of animals. I mean, like, she killed a guy. Yeah. But they're all like, yeah, yeah, people kill boyfriends. Fuck yeah. That's what boyfriends are for.

You gotta fucking kill your boyfriend. It's like, hold on. So this woman, the judge is like, she stabbed her boyfriend. 108 times. Times. But she also stabbed her dog a bunch, so maybe we should let her go. That's actually kind of crazy, right?

If you think about it, this judge hates dogs. I feel like it's one of those things where he's like finally one less dog What if they made her a dog catcher? That's love your energy, but we're trying to just catch him officers arrived to find Chad Molliah He was in a pool of blood and spetcher was screaming hysterically They tazered and struck spetcher several times with a baton before disarming her. They said that she appeared possessed And I feel like it's a really bad idea. Is she Drug-tested like this is just weed. I just weed. I have seen people flip out on weed

I'm not saying that we we'd is still a psychoactive substance Yes, it does fuck with people's brains. It does make you there's some people that shouldn't smoke weed I completely agree. We got a buddy. I've like he smokes weed and like we got to go find them Yes, I know those guys. I know those guys, but it's that's not what this is. I just feel like it's really crazy I don't know if she got drunk and did it, she'd be in prison. Every single drug I've ever done, cause like, yes, I have not done cocaine as I did cocaine one time, right?

But I've done a lot of hallucinogens and I've done a lot of downers and I've done a lot of weed. I know it's, I'm awesome, right? I'm fucking, I'm really cool. I'm like sliced alone. Yeah. And I, you know. You had a rough week. Shout out Carl Weathers. Golly, I'm really cool. I'm like sliced alone. Yeah, and I yeah No, shout out Carl. Oh, yeah poor Carl. Weathers. Yeah, Carl Weathers had a rough week

Yes, you know, I mean sliced alone is fine. Yeah, you see the documentary. Yes I saw a good portion of it He really is so funny But you hopped up on Iver Beck, though. He's just absolutely I easy Drinking out of water bottles and like drink out of water dishes and shit but I The idea that you go into a fugue state They've argued fugue states over many things they talk about it with borderline personality disorder

They talk about certain things the idea that someone had slide into you know what that is Like the idea that basically you black out, but your body's been doing stuff for a period of time. And on and off people have been found guilty and not guilty for crimes associated with the fugue states. We were talking a little bit about the idea of sleepwalking crimes. We're like, that one guy went to jail for life,

but they still said, because the defense was saying it was a sleepwalking murder, that he stabbed girlfriend. Same thing like wife or girlfriend, but stabbed her dozens of times, nearly decapitated her, woke up screaming, wondering what the hell was going on. They hit through the book at this motherfucker. Yeah, right. We're like this guy, this lady gets off in this cannabis induced fugue state. Side stories, LPOTL, GML.com. I have, please, I know that people have had adverse effects on weed and they do pass out and they do, things do happen. But has anyone ever been so deep into a drug

that you have woken up and not truly known what you've done? If she did, Coke? Mostly it's alcohol, I see that. Yeah, if she was on acid, they put her in prison. Why are they letting her go for weed? I don't know. I don't know. Cause the idea idea that like they're trying to set up this idea that there's such a thing as cannabis and do psychosis.

But I just feel like how many times I've been in the throws of like tripping really, really hard. And while I'm in one world, I do. I am also sort of outside of the world. You know what I mean? We're like, I am. You can see yourself. I'm to see myself.

I know that I'm on drugs. Yeah. And I'm and I'm. That's how you can see myself. I can see myself, I know that I'm on drugs. Yeah, and I'm associated. That's how you deal with it. Whenever you start flipping out, you remind yourself, oh, I'm on drugs. But I would love to know, side stories, LPOTL, gmail.com, have you ever been in a fugue state?

And can you get a magnet there? I'd love to find out because that's what I do when I travel from state. Yeah. West Virginia is a fugue state. It's a fugue state. That's a really upsetting story because I think it's going to set a bad precedent. Yeah. First of all, like, we... it doesn't need this.

No. We're trying to get it legal right now. I mean, they're doing it for the Congress. I'm thinking Grandpa Joe might do it. He if he came out Tomorrow, they may be clear. I will make weed legal. He would win Somebody asked me if I'm holding and the answer is gonna be absolutely. Of course. I am. Let me be clear It's absolutely true. I'm holding I'm holding myself up. My head is actually far heavier than it looks But you know the this guy like I

They could we could get it this year. That'd be great. We make a lot of money. Please. And also last prisoner project, we're working, we still continue to, we're a partner with last prisoner project, and we love the idea of getting people out of jail for crimes associated with weed, because now this woman's gotten away with actual fucking murder. People are in jail longer for smoking weed than she is for getting high murdering somebody. I just don't know, man. That doesn't make any sense. Someone please explain it to me,

because I don't understand how you prove a fugue state. And I guess the way they are proving it is as she stabbed the dog to death. But my question is, is that why not? In my mind, she stabbed the dog to death, they'll look how crazy I am. That's like what she's doing. You know what I want?

You want to prove it to me? Fucking smoke this blunt right now. You're in the middle of this courtroom. We got a bunch of fucking bailiffs around. All right, here we go. Here's an axe. All right, here we go. We got an axe here.

We got a rapier here. We've got this stuff here, right? I want to see, actually, you prove it to me. All right, we got some moon rocks. You're gonna fucking flip out. This shit's fucking 36 fucking percentile THC, bro. You got this stuff here, right? I want to see, actually, you prove it to me. Oh, we got some moon rocks. This shit's fucking 36 fucking percentile THC, bro. All right, let's see what you got. You got fucking crystallines on there.

It's got some nice, snorly fucking purpley hairs on there, dog. You want to fire it up or fucking get it down. How good her acting is. If she starts foaming at the mouth and starts like banging her head against the ground, you know, it would give her some fucking treats and she'll be better

But like apparently people say though that they they find that us playing with humans like their dogs and court people get angry Whatever that's what I'm saying. Yeah You can't do the axiom of what's it's the idea of like when do you see your your son smoking and you make him smoke the whole back? Yeah We could do that. Yeah. And with weed, it would just be a great night. Yeah, man. It sounds awesome.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we gotta smoke the whole back. Oh my God. Oh my God. You're stash, man. All right, dude.

That is the one thing I'm sad about not having kids is being able to steal their weed. Oh, don't worry. We'll steal our friend's kid's weed. Yeah. Like when seen as kid, like it's weed. They're going to be scoring us the new stuff. Yeah. When wicked spaghetti hits the fucking streets, we're going to ask hero. Yeah. Like what's this wicked spaghetti about? How do we get some? Yeah.

But he's going to be getting into, I bet you by the time that we're at there, the one our friends kids are getting up there, they're going to go all into like, they're going to really have finally figured out binaural beats. Binaural beats. You know what binaural beats are? Is that just like sound that makes you like hide? That's kind of cool. It doesn't do anything. I've been listening to Hawaiian music. I feel like that helps.

Yeah, it's because you're, well, you smoke a weed while you're listening to it. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, man. That's stupid. Now you just have state specific memory. That's right. It's time you fucking listen to Hawaiian music.

You just listen to white music and be like, man, I was still in the last time I heard this man. Yeah It was a lot like that. Yeah, man, I love that shit. Oh, I'm a All right, let's hear it. Let's let's get some listener emails. What do people say to us? What do you mean? What are you said listener emails and I said, what are people saying to us now? I understand so we get a little bit of stuff back on the haunted dolls. Uh, I will say, what'd they say? I got a lot of people, several, true, more than, more than, I'm more than one. Did Robert write back? Yeah, yeah, yeah, being like, fuck you, bitch.

I served in the military. What did you do? Yeah, I don't believe what you said is true. You come here, I'll fuck you up. It's a little weird. You come to Key West, you guys get shoes slipping in Key West, I did you do? Yeah, I don't believe what you said is true. You come here, I'll fuck you up. You come to Key West, I get you sleeping in Key West, I'm gonna fuck you up. Oh shit, I got the fucking, pulling my card in Key West. Some of the haunted dolls,

they said they have several listeners have reported becoming cursed. Oh really? After listening to our series. After just listening. Yes. Nothing's happened to me. Good people looking up pictures of Peggy Robert one listener

Nearly shit their pants It's awesome. Well, there's sound unhealthy. No, they're listening someone needs some blood work No, they had they nearly shit their pants that has happened to all of us. All right, and I love them for that Because you know what that takes vulnerability. Maybe they have worms Check the shit. Yeah, you know shit for worms. If it's writhing around, then yeah. And then one got their car stuck in the snow. A few listeners got migraines, headaches, and dizziness. And again, that might be something

about to do with dehydration. Yeah. But at the same time, Robert Dahl did it. And you need to go apologize to him. Yeah, well, yeah. Even listening to us. Like if you were screaming about him, I mean, like luckily he was, you know,

when I didn't call him Robert, I think he knew that that was't, that was a mistake. He knows you're new. Yeah, I'm new. Yeah, you don't know this stuff yet. By the way, I talked to my friend who went and saw Robert the doll since we've did the episode. And they were like, I couldn't take a picture, but like, they like, they like, they said they could see him whenever they close their eyes. Yeah, it's freaky man. Going in there too is freaky. You're walking into this vestibule of a home that is ran by an adult. You haven't been there yet. No, I want to go. I would love to go.

I've never been to Key West. Key West is a lot of fun. I want to go. Yeah, we should go. Be careful at the rooftop Garden of Eden bar. Bunch of naked old people. Oh, but that's why you need to be careful. I was like, oh, Garden of Eden. That sounds like fun. And I went up there. I was like, oh, Gardner beat. And that sounds like fun. And I went up there. I was like, oh, I'm the youngest person here. And I have clothes, you know, but I like their freedom. Yeah.

That's not bad. Like, I want to see this. That's actually not bad. He has a rooftop bar. Oh, yeah. They are naked. They are naked. Yeah.

Wow. Look at that. There's some that is some that is a mature woman. Is this? Yeah. It's just I like that though. I like that. Honestly, you're selling me on this. No, I think because my algorithm has decided I love gilfs. It was a mature woman. Is this, yeah, is this? I like that though. Honestly, you were selling me on this.

No, I think because my algorithm has decided I love gilfs. It was a good time. Don't get me wrong. You know, I took my shirt off. I can hang out with these people. Definitely. Yeah. That guy's dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a bunch of penises there. Wow, they just, yeah, lots of breath. She's tight. Yeah. They're keeping it tight. Well, you know, these, you know, also, it's a lot of people who, you know, come in town. They're like, okay, I guess if I'm QS. Yeah, I'll know these you also it's a lot of people who you know come in town They're like, okay. I guess if I'm QS. Yeah, I'll show my dick and balls to a bunch of people while meeting conch fritters

Yeah, exactly. I'm not yeah, you're not going you know, you're not gonna see these people at the Ralph's You know, you do but they have clothes on well, that's what I'm saying. It's a good vacation thing Yeah, see naked people when you're out of town. Mm-hmm and see cloth people when you're in town. Yeah, um Did not look like a garden. No either. No, no, it doesn't yeah Making people when you're out of town. And see clothes people when you're in town. Yeah. Did not look like a garden either. No, no, it doesn't. Yeah. No, no, no, no. It looks like a patio.

But there were a couple of guys that looked like that little alien. See a couple of guys whose dick and balls look like the little alien. All right, here we go. No, this is called the Chungus. The Chungus? Yes. Tell me about it. I live in South End Essex in the UK.

South End is at the mouth of the Thames River and has huge mud flats. What are you bragging? Our local cryptid is Chungus, a swamp man who looks made up of kelp. However, he could be a person in a kelp ghillie suit. Very much deliverance in nature. I couldn't tell you his size or shape or height because it's always at a glance. I imagine he's six foot. When in the water never seeing more than his head and shoulders.

So this guy's seen him all the time, he says. I want to see this. I'm going to look at some. This guy says the chungus among us. See I've heard of the big chungus is a type of internet meme. Fat bugs bugging. It's a fat bugs big chungus is a meme. Okay.

I heard it from my parents with all my friends. I have memories of being out in the mud flats going out to paddle board, swim and surf. Sounds beautiful. Yeah. The landscape is bizarre because it gets very quiet. And no one is out there, so usually it's isolated in the sun because you only do it on the hottest days. It becomes quiet and very still. Think like a mud tundra. It's very, very flat.

What a beautiful beach. Just brown mud. Love that country. We all have these memories of being out there usually when you isolate yourself from the group and fall off in the distance. A humanoid figure gets up and runs parallel to yourself. I don't think two people have ever actually

seen Chungus, but everyone gets a bit weird when you've been out all day. It especially gets heavy when racing the tide when it's coming in. You can see them pop up and then dive into the solid flat mud and pop up somewhere else. This is dangerous when if you stray from paths or known routes, you can get stuck in deep, deep mud. You hear people freaking out running saying that they're being chased by a Kelp monster or naked seaweed man Please please advise not going out on the mud flats It is super dangerous if you don't know what you're doing because there's special paths

No water and this tide comes in very quickly and you can get cut off so easily loads of people have to get saved and there are always Casualties be scared of the mud. We talked about while we got a mud Yeah, we're talking about muds bad. Yeah for mud. We talked about a while, we got it. You remember when we talked about how mud's bad? Yeah. For weeks we talked about how mud was bad. Well now I can't even walk my, it's been raining out here in LA, I can't walk Rambo, he's got his fragile little ankles.

Yeah. And he can't get in the mud. No, our dogs have pissed and shit in the house for the last two days. I'm trying, I got pee, I got floor diapers. Yes, we did the same thing here, just openly shit in the house and they're loving it. Yeah.

I'm gonna need to just sad, because we gotta get them out of the fucking house. Yeah, they're getting too used to it Yes, now you can also find them watching you from the reeds. We're not kayaking among around the reeds He bobs along watching then when you look again, he disappears I've also heard people looking over their boats and paddleboards and kayaks into the murky water and being face-to-face Below the water with his staring up through the water. So he travels in the mud. He's a mudman. So there's always people who freak out after being grabbed or touched under the muddy murky surface of the sea water, hand on your ankle, a tap on the back.

I'm a very confident swimmer, however. I freaked out swimming and feeling a brush or a rap or something move past, literally hauling ass and panic as an adult man because of a kelp-y tug to the foot. Now, this is very interesting, so I wonder. I actually wonder because I'm looking up chungus. No one's heard of chungus. Essex, I have not heard anybody else talk about it. Please, side stories, L-P-O-T-O, and Gmail.

Chungus, let us know if you've seen them. It's the chungus. Sounds like you've ever seen Neverending Story 2? Yes. Like the guys who travel underground. Oh yeah! It's like one of them. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, that does sound familiar.

But I've never seen anybody else. Yeah, Big Chungus. Big Chungus was not in Space Jam. Chungus, a very large or over a person. People calling Chungus that. Yeah, I just remember the guy with the with the mini crystal balls and that kid who committed suicide. Yeah. All right, here we go. So the Jonathan Brandes.

Yes. And here we'll have one more little letter here. I don't know if I believe in the chungus that I feel like this person made it up. Well, find out. That's so it's lpltlgmail.com. Okay. Several years ago, well in college, I did part-time janitorial work at an elementary school.

I was always the last person in the building and at the responsibility of ensuring all doors were locked. The school itself was old and queasy. This wasn't helped by the fact that it was often dark before I finished. I often heard what sounded like footsteps when I knew no one else was in the building. The school had a chain that I locked across the entrance

of the parking lot each night to prevent people from parking there. Okay, I've been watching the first season of True Detective. Yeah. I think the school was in that. I was at this last as I was leaving. So one night I had finished my work and I went off to a parking lot to lock the

entrance when I noticed a car sitting in the middle of the lot. This car had not been there when I arrived for work. I could see what appeared to be a woman sitting in the driver's seat. So I started walking over to tell her to leave. As I approached, she didn't even acknowledge me. She was sitting still, looking straight through the windshield with the engine off. There was no one else in the car. I pulled out the giant mag light I'd carried for protection as well as light and shined it in her direction.

Still no reaction from her. I approached the driver's side window with the flashlight shining right on the side of her face. Admittedly, I was super creeped out at this point. As I got within five feet of the window, she abruptly turned her head and looked right at me. She had a blank expression on her face, but her eyes were completely black. She didn't let out this loud guttural scream. Maybe it was like, I think more like that. You got to have the more like, yeah, like a fake person. I can't blow my. It's got more like that. Thank you. No problem. I walked backwards away from the car and she just turned back facing the windshield with no expression. I let the chain unlock that night and I went home. I walked backwards away from the car and she just turned back facing the windshield with no expression.

I let the chain unlock that night and I went home. I never saw the car or the woman again. I still question whether it was just someone having a bad day, but I will never forget the blank look on her face, the black eyes. I'm a scream. It still sends a chill to my spine just thinking about it. I'm not sure what I saw that night, but I don't wanna see it again. Did she leave?

I tell you, it sounds like that she left. Their black eyed kids is a phenomena that we've covered a little bit on my podcast and left. And basically it's kids that like knock on your door. They're like, they look like kids. And when you open the door, they have pitch black eyes and they curse you. Do they have contact?

Is that contacts? No, no, no, no, no. A lot of times they're just orphans This is what happens. What happened when we shut down all the orphanage? Oh village of the dam. Yeah black eyes But I love village of the dams. Yes, and this is a but black-eyed children are very creepy But I've heard of black-eyed women black-eyed men not just out of the UFC match But literally like walking around being very very scary I would say straight up you don't understand the power

of divorce and how devastating it can be. Yeah. So maybe this woman is just fucking about to die. Yeah. And she could have been some shadows. She's getting upset. Yeah. You know what I mean? She could have been a Delion's fan. Yeah. The man, they're unhealthy. I feel so bad for those guys. I mean, very disappointed. Oh my God oh my god very disappointed yeah and so you never know you don't know the Niners fuck the Niners all right so we did it side stories wow absolutely good to hang with you buddy I love it we've been spending a lot of time the um we saw live music three times this week by accident every time which is the Dresden which is incredible

That's so much house. I went to the smoke house my favorite places on the face of the fucking planet in the martini room at the We don't normally go. I've not gone out this much in a while. Yeah, we're having a blast. It was so nice We got classy. Yeah, we went out there. So live every day make a plans with your friends Mm-hmm. I think it's important to do make a plan with your friend And you stick to that plan stick to it and you go out there and you're going to love hanging out knowing that I have engaged socially. Yeah. I have stuck to a plan, which means I'm a dependable person. Yes. Right. I'm a go to guy. As people say about me, go to guy. Yeah. Right. Mr. Fix said people call me. I don't think they call you. Oh yeah.

No, you people call me Mr. Fix at all times. No, but what have you fixed they call me dr. Feel good other than yourself I My cum could be viable. You think so I don't I don't think so, you know, I always joke. I think I'm pretty sterile. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I smoke a lot of weed. I mean, I feel like I smoke a lot of weed I do a lot of diva squats. Yeah yoga and it crushes my balls. Yeah, you know,, I smoke a lot of weed. I mean, I feel like I smoke a lot of weed. I do a lot of diva squats and yoga and it crushes my balls. Yeah, you sit down a lot, yeah. You know, I don't always sit down. I work standing up. I feel like a lot of the times

when you're sitting down so long and it's hot out, you know, you just end up like cooking your fucking nuts like they're a bunch of eggs. I used to drive around with just my phone on my balls. Oh, I put my phone under my balls and I sit on it all the time. All the time, so that's just nuking them. I just think all I'm doing

is gonna make another Steven Miller. Yes. That's the bad part, is you make school shooters that way, I think. You have to be careful with that. Yeah. Because all the information, 5G. 5G is they know too much. Yeah, it's too much. You seem to become black-built. And you don't want that to happen to them. But then you're going to love being independent and then you're going to laugh at your friends.

Yeah. Right? Because think about this. But then you're gonna love being dependent and then you're gonna laugh at your friends. Yeah, right because Think about this friend. We're all orphans Once her parents are all dead. That's right. So we're our own parents So we're gonna hang out together. My parents are still alive. Yeah, but I'm a minor. I'm got I got to deal with that I'm a 42 year old orphan. Yeah, yeah, you just like you're just like Annie Everyone's like, oh, it was like, you know, like I got it. You know, I'm done I don't have to deal with that. Yeah. No, I know I am upset knowing that I have it coming up. Yeah Yeah, I got it. I wrapped that shit. I think my mom could live I think my mom's gonna live a long time

Your mom's got some time. Yeah, cuz it's a spike. Yeah, she'll live forever Yeah, you're my mean your mom's got a whole all kinds of time. My father's just forgetting to die That's how he talks about it. Honestly, I can't believe he's still around and I love him for it. He's doing great. He's still hilarious. But Zabrowski DNA is strong. Yeah.

We're strong, stalwart. I got my mother's tits. I got my father's attitude. Yeah. Man, my uncle Albie, that dude fucking live forever. Of course. You know, just unhealthy. Did he like, he you have mental problems too?

I don't think so. I don't think he had mental problems. He didn't tell the truth all the time. But he, you know, nothing. I would say. He had a medium storyteller. Yeah. But he was like in a bed for the last like eight years of his life and you know, that's

impressive. That's like Charlie Bucket's grandfather. Who's Charlie Bucket? From Billy Wonka in the chocolate factory. Oh yes, yes. His last name's Bucket? Yeah. I didn't realize that. Yeah, maybe all he needed was a golden ticket.

That's right. You could have gotten that. You could have gotten, but I think that candy is what put him in the bed in the first place. You never know. So guys, I'm at Charlie Bucket. I hated that. I hated the new kid. God, I hate that little fucking kid.

I hate the fucking guy. I hate his little eyes. I love the original Charlie Bucket. What's his name? The new one? I hate that little kid? Yeah, you like your life on the original one looks like he's crying you know I like him He was in a real actor. What's his name? What's the name of the other kid? He's got like a ventriloquist dummy ice. I don't know the new one of the young the new one It looks like a little fucking looks like Pinocchio and it frightens me. I hate this Freddie Highmore

Freddie highmore creeps me out. I the little kid you know he's going to him he needs to be an adult soon I think he is creeps me out oh he's an adult now yeah she holy fucking shit it's born over 20 years yeah Jesus Christ well it's been a great side stories and we will see you this week and every week for the rest of the lives

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we're gonna have some changes. We're very, very excited. We're rolling out a bunch of new shit this month. Yeah. And we are working our brains out. Trying to make sure you're entertained until you can barely fucking think. Amen.

We wanna do the thinking for you. Man, please. And the talking. Yeah, thinking, talking thinking talking and the fuck I was gonna say but thank you and I'll smoke your weed Yeah, come on bring us weed to your husband. We'll fuck your wife will smoke your weed, but we'll make you laugh Yeah, and that's the key. I'll make dinner for your children. He let him make dinner for your children Let him do it Let him stay in your house. I could call you. All right. Um, all right. Goodbye. He'll say he'll say thank you for doing this show is made possible by

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