Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Aliens in the Backyard

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news including the death of "The Unabomber" Ted Kaczynski, further coverage of the "soft... getting harder" disclosure of UFO whistleblower David Grusch, Strange fireball caught on body camera as Police respond to call of 9-foot aliens and UFO crash in Las Vegas backyard, a nudist couple causes a stir in UK pub, a Sonic worker serves up accidentally "coked up" coney dog, Nova Scotian woman rescues 18 dogs from wildfires, a drunk hog makes headlines, listener stories of poltergeist activity and much, much, more!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories. I'm going to live. That's one of the cannonball some started. Side stories. Yes. Here we go. This thing, they pulled this thing up. We got a lot of stories tonight. We got a lot of information to go. I mean, a lot of show. Yeah, a lot of show to get through. I don't know if we're going to get to all of it. You know, that's what everybody says. I hear that on the radio all the time. People say, a lot of show today. And if we're going to get through all of it, but now I kind of understand that feeling. A lot of information. It's a big news week for us.

Yeah. I'm starting the show. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just puttering through various tabs because they did have a thing open up that I needed to have. And don't know. I don't know. I'm just puttering through various tabs because they did have a thing open up that I needed to have. And now I've lost the tab that I was looking for. So I just am having a nervous. I'm not going to decide stories. Everyone. Welcome to side stories. I'm hanging out with Henry. You have thousands of tabs. It's a show over. No, the show has just begun.

Who, man? Yes, it feels as if it's been going on for far too long. But you know what, that's because today's a summer day. Oh, I have so honestly, I didn't even want to be on camera today. I know. I've been so puffy for crying all these last couple of days. I feel like it's like an explosion of sadness. I just this, it's like I walked outside of my door and I saw a package that I thought was going to be innocent. And then I opened it up.

And then the day blew up in my face. It did almost like I was in charge of some form of university or tech company. 81 Ted Kaczynski. RIP. Can we play taps? Dead by suicide. I can't believe this fucking golden goose of content is dead. Yes. And I just cannot believe we have got all the ones and zeros that we have used in this man's behalf. Absolutely. A man who really brought the fun into mathematics, because it's could kill three people in your 23 others. You all know from 75 to 1995, but one of America's most notorious serial bombers.

Yes. And now we know now that we know that he did commit suicide in jail. He has upped his murder numbers to four. Absolutely. Now, this is the one thing. I think that's what he wanted. I think he was excited about that. The final bomb. It's just him with explosive diarrhea after eating purposely contaminated prison food. He did also have a bunch of cancer. Yes. Now we know I'm going to say this cancer is what took

him. He went to commit it to his side without the cancer. He just decided to take it upon himself because let's be honest for a man who was a hermit. He did have initiative, horrible person. This is why Montana has a bad reputation to this day for people who live in the woods, but it does seem like the cancer. That was a key component to the death. Well, I think it is very similar to Hunter S Thompson in many ways. Truly, when Hunter was, he had a injury from a sports event. Yeah, he had a sports injury that basically by the end of his life, he was completely wheelchair bound. And he was a very, yes, he was a very proud man. At the very end, he decided to take his own life because he wanted control over over his narrative. And if there was one person in this world that was so controlling of his own narrative, it is true. It was Ted Kaczynski. So now

that yes, he was, he was in late stages of cancer. He was very frail and still has frustrated than ever. And I don't know why because as I discovered in a post yesterday, he was played by the very handsome Paul Bettany in a television series that was very quickly used to sell iPads. I was watching some news reports because now they're showing some older images of Kaczynski before he went absolutely insane. And again, I began his reign of terror. He was, if you were going to go and like be taught by him, he was kind of the sexy crunchy professor from animal house. I don't know if there was anything sexy about him. He was not that bad. They said, you seen young Ted, because I'm just

showing you a picture of young Ted, but I don't know, but I would say before after the MK Ultra texting, before after the MK Ultra testing, because if not, like depending on, because right before he was just a young man, then they made him crazy on purpose to see what it would do for the war and it didn't do a heck of a lot except make a unibomber, which is what we got. Look at that strapping young gentleman. But I want to say that this is before he was teaching, again, Paul Bettany was playing that version of him.

Paul Bettany was playing shit in the bucket, smelling like rotten milk version of Ted. Don't come around my wife, Ted. Look at this section. You should see this picture. He's got a lantern draw. He did have a lot of hair. He was born with it all. And then he gave it away. I can't believe it. And would you believe the only Polish guy to ever harbour graduate from Harvard? Is that right? No, no, probably not. Although I didn't realize is he Polish? It was Kaczynski. It's got to be one of them. I was killed myself trying to constantly retype his name over and over again to research for the show.

Cack Zinski. Oh, right. But you know, Ted is dead. The end of a true nightmarish life. Oh, you should check out Jamie Gagher's book that we did a interview with her for Patreon. She wrote a really great whole expose of Ted Kaczynski's private life. It's a really, really good book. But yes, that he...

What's that he... Just his life? Does Ted, when you don't, when you live in the woods, separated by all humanity, I don't think it's a private life. I don't know. I think it's just life. I think that he was a very solitary man and he up until the very end believed that no one understood him.

He was the old man. Yeah. I do feel like he missed TikTok in a way because he would have really been great on TikTok with the filter that puts the dark eyeliner on it. And you know, it's got plain like stained songs with the lyrics highlighted over him as he's sitting there like he would have been perfect for that. He definitely was one of those. He's like, I'm a genius.

Nobody gets me. I just wish I could blow up the whole world. Well, indeed he was on the outside looking in because you want to be able to watch much like when you let your shit on fire. You want to be able to see when the person opens up the package. What's interesting about him though, he relied on the United States Postal Service. He didn't to my knowledge. I don't think we know he was not a self made mask.

But no, no, he got help, but I don't think he even watched the bombs go boom. Well, he did a couple of times. There was a couple of stories of him coming back. You know, there's the one where he came. I mean, let me take that back. I might be incorrect. I actually don't know if he did actually watch anybody receive the bomb. I know that he was seeing. That's why we got the pictures of him with the buddy and the glasses. But I did it. I think he

did it all from afar because again, he was the masterminds of masterminds getting his revenge to this day. He's still. Calculators, which is like again, and guess what? Ted, it didn't work. Have fun and hell. We all have calculators right here on our phones. To this day, the single worst mug shot in FBI history.

Oh, yeah. It's a man with huge glasses that can look like anybody, anybody, anybody. But he gets, he was his mystery. He was his mystery. But yeah, Ted. And when I will appreciate about Ted, because in ski or one the thing I'll give to him, I imagine of all of these fucks that have died in jail. You know, at least he probably didn't throw that Hail Mary past a God at the very end

and pray like, oh, you'll forgive me, God, because he was a total atheist. So at least he gets to go to the dirt. Well, I suppose we don't know, but yeah, I could see him not doing that also sadly enough. I could see him being very happy in prison in solitary. Oh, yeah, because that's all he had. That's all he had. Now he didn't have to shit in the woods and have to fend off bears to find berries. Well, I know that people wouldn't send him letters.

I was asking for his information. Oh, I'm sure. And he was definitely writing and he was giving out a lot of his opinions. I'm very, very certain that he was a very, very vocal prisoner. And indeed, and of course, also busted by his brother, family, family, family, family, family, because there's certain crimes. Again, I would say this to Jackie, you only get one accidental death. I will cover up for you.

Well, of course, well, I will. One accidental death. And the unpurpose if it was righteous, it's was righteous or it just or such a crazy accident. If someone does something to our Jackie, she can kill them. I believe that. I was reading about the issue. She has to because if we do it, we go to women, don't have it as bad. Because Jackie can go, and then on the stand and people say, I can't believe what a hero you are, Jackie. But if we do it, we're going to the fucking we're going to the Poke forever. Do you think it's real?

You think that's real? Well, it's that side. So it's LPLG male.com. Do you think that Jackie will get less of a sentence for the same crime as Frank Kessel? Of course. I mean, I do depends on because I also did shows, but I can also see the jury looking at Jackie being like that to Dr. And you're going like, No, that's because she puts on that thing you're going like, No, that's because you have a purpose of that thing, which you was like, I was like, Maybe I gave you keys.

You've very distorted you. You have a very distorted view of Jackie Zbrowski, a full grown woman. And it's not at all like that. And you're doing it really not like that. Anyway, so there you go. You hung himself and now he's hanging out with Epstein and Burles Coney and they're doing Bunga Bunga in hell. Oh, yeah, we lost silver.

Burles Coney too. There you go. Yeah, hell just got a lot of horn here. Well, it's certainly fucking dead. All right. All right. Now we go. Now we get back to the real subject in hand.

We've been talking about this last week. We began all the story of the unfolding of the tale of David Grush, the whistle blower that has been saying. Yeah. of the tale of David Grush, the whistleblower that has been saying. He has got some super secret information that the Congress can't get involved then. And so we want Congress to get in fucking involved with it to be honest. We aired our entire opinion about Congress last week. Fernando, do you have the panflutes ready? I'm I'm already beginning to see the vein.

No, this week I feel like it's it's it's coming down. It's entering the narrative. We're seeing that the walk out it and jump near time. It's it and jump for the whistleblower store. Okay. For those of you who just don't just quick sum up, David Grush, he believes that there is a secret UFO. Quarantone, this can use the word UFO. Crash retrieval system slash program deep inside of the US intelligence services that has gone and has retrieved up to a dozen crashed slash fully intact UFOs that we have somewhere sitting somewhere and we are trying to get technology out of that, but we are finding very, very difficult. And what he did was file an official complaint with his bosses in Congress to say, hey, these guys are doing all of this shit without you

knowing. Don't you want to get involved on this highly secret shit that you were just allowing these private contractors to run train on. Right? So mama, mama, well, do you know there are also some skeptics to this? Oh, very much. So of course, a fellow named Mick West. Well, did you, did you just saying a fellow named Mick West? just feel like Oh, Fernando. He doesn't even understand what he just said. Oh, a fellow named Midwest. No, Midwest is if you go into a room of uphologists and say the words, Midwest or this guy, Midwest, it's got this fellow. And Midwest, these guys are gonna jump on and try to cross spot.

He's just he's a skeptic. He is a professional. He's the skip bailiffs of UFO. He's a professional diaper baby for the US fucking government. He's a licks fiddle to use Roscoe hardsterms. He's a licks fiddle. Well, he's the US intelligence to me. Well, well, he says the grush is used to a logical assumption. Well, Midwest has got a fucking. The I she got a how do I put this? Okay.

I'll be a huge allergy community. I never heard of this guy before, but wow. Nick West. I'll echo Ross co-harts the investigative journalist from 60 minutes Australia. I will echo his sentiments. It is good for the euphological world to have these stayed skeptics, these heels of the skeptic world and it within the U of O world because it's good because someone needs to check what can sometimes be called rampant enthusiasm amongst us, people that are UFO enthusiasts.

McWest, he is the one who basically said in 2017, although those videos that came out that were tick the tick tack, the go fast video, he says that you can't like this is a little bit, you know, with an edge, he basically says, Oh, all of us were taking the words of these pilots and these the all of these people just because they're quote unquote trained observers. Does it mean they know everything they see in the sky? He thinks that what they are doing is basically misidentifying things and miscontroving radar information to project it into UFO. So the reason why this is, oh, this guy is crazy.

He does conventions for the skeptical. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got a whole rack. He's got a whole rack. There's a whole anti-UFO community. Buddy. So there's a whole, there's a whole anti-SI dot. Do you understand just debunking it? How much more nerdy is that it is everything? Oh, yeah, they're the truly unfuckable ones. They're the ones that live deeply unfuckable with at least in the UFO world. There's there's dances at these skeptic balls. There is they just sit around like weighing cobalt and like measuring things on a

television screen being like, that's a three millimeter. Oh, that's a jump that can't be construed by science. Like just saying like weird ass shit. No one's like, I just just paniwase whatever. You have foes though. I mean, to have an anti-UFO convention, that means you have foes very powerful. They're entire subsections of the internet that are just against us. You know what I mean? Well, the one of the people that as soon as there is a thing, the internet will develop much like anti-matter, the anti thing. There is always a great contingent to whatever. And then if there's a backlash, don't you worry, there will always be a backlash against the backlash. And then eventually there will be a backlash against the backlash against

the backlash. And then that's how we get five different fucking little mermaids. And I like the little girl. I like the woman in but the woman in these in a little mermaid. She's very attractive. A talented. But we're still doing that. But we're still doing that. That half fish woman should be ancient. Let me just get back to you if I was something I can actually talk about.

I mean, I just like that. Can you imagine how sad your life is to go to an anti-UFO convention and then just leave a bug. Yep. Still proof that don't exist. What the fuck did you just do with your weekend? It's just I don't even understand. That's so much nerdy.

I would rather go to a flat. I want to go where people believe. I believe, yes, follow the enthusiasm. I'm with you. Oh my god. But you know, fuck Midwest and skeptics. You're allowed to be there. Okay.

And I need a convention. I didn't mean to call you a bunch of unfuckables. Okay. It's just you know me. You all know me. All right. You all know me. You all know where I'm coming from. All right. So look, let's look at this interview to some. So David Grush went and did a long format interview with Ross Cole Hart, who is an investigator from 60 minutes Australia. He has really been into this whole story. Him and George Napp and Jacques Villay have been kind of like these massive proponents of

this new version of soft getting harder disclosure. Yes. Right. Yes. We're in the midfluff. We're in midfluff. We're right at you said, there might be a chance. There's like a, whoa, she touched my knee. We're at that level.

Oh, wow. Yeah. So he did a seven hour interview, David Grush, with Ross Colhartt that has been headed down to one hour. And here's a couple of little bits we got. So number one, we let David Grush from within the intelligence community. He researched this topic from within it for four years. And he has tapes of recordings of men who have said, we were a part of this crash retrieval slash object retrieval

program. Okay. And it's like, and we spent, we picked his will. And he also says that we got, he says, you show pictures and who's showing some stuff. But again, one of the big criticisms comes in is that this information to David Grush is still secondhand. Okay. Sure. We do know from this interview that he filed an official complaint. And so basically what David Grush is sort of like protection for himself is the reason why I'm telling the truth is because if I am not telling the truth, I have now lied to

Congress. I'm going to go to jail. Oh, right. So that's how he's coming up. I don't like that risk. I wouldn going to go to jail. Oh, right. He's kind of like that risk. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. Okay. I wouldn't do it. Putting himself out there. That is one of his things. Every saying. So he then showcased what he got into. He said, one of the main things he learned and can speak about, which is a, you know, side thing we learned. The DOD has checked off things. He's allowed

to say, quote, to the press. So there are so far everything he's allowed, everything he said he's been allowed to say. Right? So one. Okay, so I'm going to take it with a little grain of salt though as well because it's been vetted by the DOD. Yes. Obviously, they have their own initiative. They have their own goals in mind, specifically, perhaps on the cusp of number three. Do it. Maybe they want us to know this information in this way.

And they are telling us information. They want us to know, but we don't know why or how yet. So one of the main things he said he was allowed to talk about was a crash in Italy in 1933 that was retrieved, supervised, and scooped up by a Mussolini. Oh, no. Now Mussolini, this is actually like, this is where it hairs all a million of them start to stand up on my back. Yeah, I don't want the Italians to have this very fascist at that time.

They were, well, they got rid of it. Don't worry. They got a real fancy. I did. The spaghetti version of fascism was kind of lazy. Yeah, but that's going to go ahead and say that they were kind of lazy. That's the scarier part to me. A little bit.

Yeah, a little bit when fascists are fully carved up. Mm. I mean, they do get tired. Oh, he was very tired. Fantastic outfits though. Mm-hmm. They all had very, very well designed. Not you get it.

But he said this, he had these handwritten notes. You saw handwritten notes written within the Mussolini, like whatever their intelligence group, which they call to the time. God, my man, there. Oh, they said 33. There you go. This is my problem. Every single thing they look at anything about like Italian intelligence or any of these

like, it all just looks like food. I mean, everything. Everything. I just don't understand most of it. You look at it. It was like, this is the, I'll take that. Oh, what's that? Well, this is, this side, I think a fetigini with that.

That is actually true. They would only get one shoe size for the military size 13. And then from there, they would just stuff it full of meatballs. And then he would, so if you were a size seven, that's a lot of meatballs. Tell me about it. And no one had a larger size than a 13. No, he needs a fuller. No, no.

You ever notice how fucking tiny Italian shoes are? I know, they're very narrow, very narrow. Very, very narrow. I guess it's good for a goose step. So Mussolini apparently got word that this thing had crashed in the middle of a field in Southern Italy, this place called magenta italy. And they went down there and apparently it's the there's kind of there's one story that calls it a two discs attached at the rim and there's a drawing of several discs like this, this here, this, what are you going to do? I got a disc.

Cause it would top you to the disc. You should be looking at the eyes, right? It kind of looks like one of those fantastic little cracker. There's cookies. What do you call those little little thing on the lace cookies? I just had a much. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It connects to this real story that has been floating around in UFO world for a long time. So mostly he went to go look into it.

And the guy that he put in charge of it was the headed, he created this, it was an Italian physicist, Ju Guillermo Marcon. He was in charge of the cabinet RS-33, which was going to be this weird clandestine version of a ex-files for the fascist Italian government. Okay. Did you see that interview recently with a man who says he was a man in black? Oh, they they're all over the place. Interesting. As soon as they get sick, they get microphone hungry. Every single time. But the thing about Juglierne, Marcconi, he was a real guy that also was he was in charge of all this like super secret

shit inside of the Italian government during the fascist times, but it's just so loud. You know, difficult it is for an Italian to keep a secret. I can't even imagine. He talked with their hands. They do. You have an idea how easy it was an interpret a bunch of guys going like, guy, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. I think they're bombing tomorrow at noon.

Yeah, you could see because he's literally going flapping with his arms and dropping bombs with hands. tomorrow at noon. Yeah, you could see because he's literally going flat, flapping with his arms and dropping off the pants. But he, this guy straight up believe aliens were on Mars and all we got to do is figure out how to talk them through the radio. Oh, and that's all we got to figure out. That's basically what he said on Mars. Okay. He was real confident. But all right. Yadda, yadda, yadda. This thing has been picked up. There was a, this object that was a disc-shaped object. There was this object. There was a disc shaped object. There was also an object. Oh, like a bell. And it was transported to fascist Germany very, very quickly because at first Mussolini thought that this was enemy technology because they knew

that the Germans were working on what they called the solar disk. This version of basically a UFO like thing. It just never worked. It's almost like killer was methed out of his fucking mind. Like he was a moron. He just said about zippy and like, I want the plates to fly. They're all like, I'm every don't want. Exactly. But it's just interesting because it points to stories. There were already out there. There were very, very hidden within the UFO world. Yes, David Grush probably did a lot of research on UFOs leading up to it, but nothing like this, like this is really, really, it's different. And he also basically saying, that's one of the things we got. So that's 1933. It's an Italian UFO that we have. We also know

that the Vatican came up and that's how we know that we had that's how we got the UFO in the first place. No, but the Vatican also has been researching UFOs for probably a thousand years. These should be researching what's going on within the rank and file of the priesthood. I actually kind of trust them over the UFOs. I do. I do believe that. I do do a better job.

Also, if you are a UFO and you are intelligent, you would go like bleep-laop-laop, who is the most powerful religion on earth? Specifically 500 years ago, you're going to go talk with the Pope. You will talk with the Pope. Yes, just be like, that's it. And him he's going like, a man, why you know it? By the way, Pope Francis about to die. Yeah, yeah, I'm got another one pulling down there with fucking Ted Kaczynski, and sort of silver or bronze County. Please, one of the Googles. He's not though. Especially once they act good. Now, what David Grush, the term he uses quite a bit is NHI, non-human intelligence. So what he's saying is these UFOs that they are discovered is that they are still not

saying aliens. They're not saying extraterrestrial. Yeah. And he won't go as far as to say extraterrestrial. They are still saying this earth, he believed in this. So is this the thing? No, they're saying that it comes, they believe it is they say, no, they're saying that it comes from, if it's something that is real, that might have come from another physical dimension. That is the main thing that they're floating is that they're still

these still can't say because they're like, it's earth bound, it's made out of earth bound shit that is stacked in a way that humans never would. Like that's basic what they're saying. So it's stuff from here and it's, you know, but, but it's, you know, it's the Ghostbusters. No human would ever stack books that way. Well, it seems like Mick West would say it sounds like science fiction. Oh, my God. I'm not. I'm not. Fact. Shit. Breast. I don't call him a breast. Me not a shit.

That's the entire Forbes article. Really. Crazy. Mick West. Oh, they love him. So they're so, yes. That's the entire Forbes article really praising Midwest. Oh, they love him. So they're so, yes, so we now know the DOD was covering, but this is what. So 33 truly that is what we're left with. Well, and now, of course, many years, lid 90, some would say we have what we just saw in Las Vegas, which was truly fascinating. We have actual footage of what appears to be a shooting star coming down from the heavens.

I do think it's fucking trippy as shit. It is interesting. They do one thing I will say to add on to the grudge stuff is that maybe there's something to hear is that he says that they he believes that it's one or the other that these things have crashed here on purpose that they, that is not accident, or we figured out some way to not come out of the sky. Or there's something that has happened within the pilot's interface and the machine,

and something natural on the planet Earth that has caused them to crash. Well, according to Mick West, he says a lot of people might get ideas from Rick and Morty. Oh, well, yeah, it's because. So, I think you got that. He also says Rick and Morty, depending on Rick. Rick, you want, I want to fucking, you know what? I'll talk to him. I'll talk to McWest. Bring him to the shop. I'll give him the address

to the studio. I don't think that's a good idea. Also in 1971, the USA and the US are signed a treaty explicitly stating that nuclear powers were confirmed if UFOs are similar had breached nuclear facility airspace. Now what they're talking about that is that there's a little article that has been blown out of uphological circles for years. Talking about this concept called article three within this nuclear conflict resolution thing that we signed back in the day saying one of the things is the parties undertake to notify each other immediately in the event of detection by missile warning systems of

identifying objects. Isn't it interesting? Or in the event of signs of interference with these symptoms or with related communication facilities. It's the same thing that just like a divorce attorney has to tell the divorces. Just let us know if you're around. Please let us know. Yes, it does seem like that you need to maintain a hundred feet away from your ex

wife. Now, um, but now we look at the story that was then blowing up my phone and my life for the last five days. Well, honestly, this story isn't saying it's out of Vegas. I'm sure you all saw the footage already. There's a lightning or a fireball that descends from the heavens and what's interesting about this is that it was caught on police cam. Now this story is made by the way did not once again go above and beyond but they didn't say if you see it again, give us a call. So this young man and his family, oh, this is on my birthday, which is really interesting.

So this started birthday. Thank you. This started about a month ago. Donald Trump's birthday tomorrow. Oh, no. Oh, he won't be on the rape. Anybody. He's going to be in jail.

Oh, no. Watch out. Watch out. Jail. Hey, buddy, come on in. You never know. You never know. You never know.

No, but this, uh, so it in. You never know. You never know. You never know. So we happened a month ago. Now, the story, the reason why we were even hearing about this Vegas alien story is because George Napp, channel eight news in Vegas, he who is our boy, yes, we have a friend now with my personal friend, George Napp, broken to much of the context of a show. My friend, if I were to, if he wears right next to me, he'd sort of be kind of forced in a way to acknowledge this. He would, and I do think he enjoyed this. Thanks to everyone who listened to that interview.

Oh, yeah. But he's been a proponent for this story because he heard about this and when he got a hold of was this cop body cam footage. Yes. So May 1st, a young man sees what he says, a shooting star fly over his house and he hears a loud noise in his backyard.

Then he says he goes to see what the hell is going on with his family. Yeah. And if you, and if you want to hear the entire story, you should actually go to the kid open up his own YouTube page, which a lot of people got immediately kind of like, like what, what is he doing here? I mean, it's America people are, you know, I just think it's an amazing, interesting story and he wanted to tell people the story. Yeah.

And if it is real, obviously, I will put it out there. Well, that body cam footage is real. That's been proved to be real. The cops actually showed up at the location because the people called the police and they're like, yeah, we got a couple of nine footers out in the backyard and the cops are like, yeah, we saw something. So it was corroborated. Yes.

Yes. So it's alien society 51 is as YouTube is YouTube channel. If you want to go, he's leading his story. Yeah. And so he tells a story. And then his family go to the backyard to see what was going on. And they say that they see these creatures eight to 10 feet tall, exactly as you would describe a gray, no mouth, no nose, big.

What he described as wet eyes, wet eyes is a term that we've heard many times describing grace. Well, if they don't have fucking blinkers like we got, what are they called? Islands. Islands. I would assume they have to stay moist somehow. I actually don't know unless they are fully a biomechanical machine of his like literally their machine.

I don't know. And so they shot some, the family shot a little bit of video where you see very garbled. And I have attempted to watch each version of this so-called proof valiant existence, which is a very, very grainy iPhone video with supposed to feature an alien hiding in the forklift. Right. Which is interesting. I am, I did not see anything. That's just unfortunate.

And, you know, like in Scrooge, when he's like, you know, they could see these women's nipples in the costumes and the guys are looking, he's like, Hey, you can barely see these nipples. I was really looking. You were looking at it, it's sad because as we know with our horrible immigration status in this country, for so many people that want to come to work, these farmers are looking for new types of people entities to work

the fields. And if we can get the aliens to know how to use forklifts, that's just how creation absolutely. And of course, then of course, we can flip the script and they can become a servant class. But then the atmosphere becomes the border. Yeah. That'd be fucking cool though. Kind of boring.

That's a, that's a mine. That's my picture be fucking cool though. Kinda boring. That's mine. That's my pitched to adult slept. We're already having space wars right now. I mean, we're trying to set not for it. Stupid star trek. Oh yeah, stupid star trek. But this video came out right here for this, this star, but the reason why this story has any sort of war holds

any water at all is this cop body cam footage that George Naps secured? Now, I'm gonna show a little bit of it, so you can see it. We wanna show it on the, like, our various whenever social media page around it, fucking footage. But you can see, it's like from a 1950s fucking sci-fi movie

that you see a light, a big, thick old light in the sky shoot across and land in a little field. You see the explosion, but then what you hear is, so the cop saw this. So independently, absolutely. The family calls it a 911 saying, Hey, there's a fucking creature in our backyard. They're like, all right, but a cop happened to see this light happen at the same time. Freaks out, gets the call saying, Hey, this family is seeing this bubble blot thing. This cop is then seeing the flash in the sky.

He is then so motivated that he goes to the family home. I mean, he's not that motivated. Well, yeah, because I'm going to play this little clip right now is that he goes to go to the backyard. Yeah, stops himself and then says, wait, if those nine foot beans come back into your backyard, you call the police will come back here. Okay. Yeah. Don't call us.

All right. So he basically says, he's got to go on. He says, if you see these eight footers again, you call us back and we'll give us your ring. Well, they said afterwards, the cop was so fucking freaked out by the family, by what he saw before. And he saw the thing go music in the background. Oh, yeah, the music. He was, that was his creepiest. As soon as you show up and you hear that. Yeah, you know something about get a real. I'll do like that. No, but it's, it is interesting.

A lot of people immediately debunking it because there was some fake footage. Ring footage came out that was completely fake. That showed like you heard a sound, a crash noise is out there. There are some people calling into question, the young man who saw it, making the YouTube channel immediately and talking about it. I, I would say I'm also throwing some like hesitant vibes towards the story because it is very coincidental. It's coming on right after this whistleblower story. So you can kind of see how people are you on some level. You could see maybe someone

would benefit from throwing some chaff into the out there trying to make this kind of like, you know, like fuck it up. So you could throw this kind of outlander story in the middle of what's supposed to be very grounded UFO story. I think they'll learn the hard way. There's still not a lot of money in ufoogy and the few amount of people that do make a few amount of bucks. It ruins their life. Well, there's also just not not many of them.

No, no, no, no, no, no, but I did think that was fascinating. So again, as Henry was saying, flaccid disclosure, we're at half half. Yes, we're half. And you know, when you're going to the pool, fascinating. Do you ever, you never fluff? No, I don't feel the need to fluff. I believe that would be very strange. You don't fluff at all.

No, I think it'll be very weird. Not if you're going to go out for a tour. Or yeah, why would you do that? So don't fluff at all? No, I think it'll be very weird. Not if you're gonna go out for a tour. No, I think it'll be very weird. Yeah, why would you do that? So you can go, ah, no, you can see, ah, no, no, no, no, no. And,

no, no, no. Ah, the air is intense and strong, it doesn't, I did go to a nude beach once and I'll tell you one thing. A lot of those people don't have to fluff. Let's talk about this story then. You brought up, it's a perfect,

well, perfect segue. Oh, we wanna talk about Sonic. Oh, no, I to talk about the nudist who couldn't sit in the restaurant. Oh, you want to talk about great. We can do that because I've ended my UFO portion for this fucking week. And we'll probably have more information next week. But again, looking to the Vegas UFO story, I'm thinking it's a little bit suspicious, but George Naps belief in the story makes me believe because we're best friends and I'm we know that invite George right. So where am I going to be where you live? He doesn't know. Let me go. You know you. So there's a nudist colony and the nice thing about nudist colonies again

is freedom and butts. Well, this guy says it. Everyone has fun. And this one guy says he does it because he has that high stress job and being nude allows him to relax. We're all supposed to be nude anyway. So there was a naked couple and isn't that nice they were together. They went out to a little. They're just friends though. Well, it doesn't.

They say it several times. They're just friends. Okay, and that's fine. So they went out to a pub. They wanted to have a meal. But then it turns out that they were all naked. Yeah, yeah. And then people were like,

you can't be eating here naked, but I don't understand why not. So apparently this is a finance worker, Neil Cox. Neil Cox. And healthcare worker Danielle Quiggan, who are probably, I'm gonna put it out there, fairly attractive for Nudis. I mean, Nudis are,

Nudis they are can be viewed. A nudist is everybody. I mean, nudists can be anybody, but mostly, the nudist is a different type. The nudist a lot of times is like, it mostly looks like me and my wife clone of me. Well, there is that aspect of it, but then also there are people who it's like,

I understand, why would you wear clothes? Yeah, why would you work so hard? I feel a lot of times they're like oh no, no, I gotta wear close because I'm making everybody horny all the time So these people these nudies went over to this place right this is called the the railway pub on which you can Among see if you can't be naked at the railway pub where can you be naked? It's not the real dog fucking pub. All these fucking prudes that were hanging out at the diner, they gave it a bunch of negative reviews because they just said they let all the cocks and punes hang out here. Well, and I think that's ridiculous that these people judged the diner for its open-mindedness, causing the diner to now say, I'm sorry, are

your cocking balls out? You got to get out side stories. I'll leave you a team of the com. I'll let it know your reaction. If two naked people came into either restaurant with you, I mean, if they're the chef, I understand the weirdest, I'd rather you be standing. Why? Because sit in equal spread. No, you just take a little spray. No, no, no, I would say is I would ask as the business owner Hey, when we toss an African down sure you could do that Why don't we just put a little bit of buffer between nature and my and my my my venture here But he said this is a Mr. Cox from Chassar. He said that I've made over 500 visits to shops, bars and other business will snake it. And as far as I'm aware, not one of those visits, there's ever, there's ever one that

is resulted in a single negative review. Daniel and I find it deeply saddening that in 2023, 2023, I'm in the video has attacked a small business that is trying to demonstrate acceptance and intolerance. The reaction in the pebb when we arrived was initially one of the surprise, the quickly moved to quiet acceptance. Oh my well, please. Yes.

Shut the fuck up. Oh, two naked people sitting in a corner of a pub having a beer and a burger quickly becomes boring. I mean, I would like to look over and see a set of food. That's why not. There's five. He said he went into five hundred shops, which does make me think he's like marking them down. I mean, that's a thing.

I don't remember how many shops I've ever been. He says he wants reprievely. He did a 1,000 mile naked cycle for charity, which is gotta be fucking a whole. Oh, yeah, dude, you're bundled. I was thinking, just all of it. He said, because you know, when those are the little seats that go right in there, he said, he's a high pressure career. And then he rarely gets stressed to the fact that he's able to work from home. And he's very comfortable being naked. And he says, I live this way all the time. And most people all used to me.

I'm very comfortable. And I'm used to this. And yes, you still get attention. And you can feel on show. Sure. It's usually curiosity, rather than bad attention. Well, you know what the most important thing is, it's not illegal. It's not a UK public nudity is not itself illegal, which again, does make me think what happened with this gimp that they persecute so greatly. But these say that he's not illegal, but they said it's only if you are doing in a way to provoke apparently, which I don't know how you figured that out. Well, according to the UK's Crown Prosecution Service, they say that it's legal in the absence

of any sexual context or intention to cause alarm or distress. No, I rarely say that about the British, but we could have a little bit more acceptance to frame the balls here. I believe that yes, nudity should be prevalent and always I think it should be everyone should be naked at all times, except when you're at a welding office or some form of you're at the frial later and you're working in your in your to burger. Maybe on a beach. Oh, sure, sure, sure, at the office. Now my favorite though is because they listed a bunch of the negative trip advisor reviews of the rest of my favorite of the one that says speechless. Then it has five paragraphs. That's my favorite is a one star

speechless. What? Pro just sitting in there and they're itchy Quarterly grabbing their fucking crutches being like, I wish I had the freedom to be naked. And then writes a five paragraph trip advisor review on a couple just trying to live their best life between that asshole and the group that has the anti-UFO convention. I don't know what's going on with this GD world. I don't know myself and you gotta be careful,

especially out there and you gotta protect yourself, especially from your family. I'm your friend. All right, well, I wanna talk about this story because it has everybody really nervous and also kind of excited Sonic. So there was an Sonic in your shirt. If you wanna get your hot dogs out, right,

you want every single employee at that song to be loaded, clicking, clicking, clicking. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what you're doing. Well, train and focused on the burger at hand, they need to be trained. It's just it's hot dogs, right? It's hot dogs. Well, actually, Sonic is complicated.

I think that Sonic has it for the varied menu that it does have. I feel like you have to know how to do quite a bit. It does. And for a little hack out have to know how to do quite a bit. It does. And for a little hack out here in Los Angeles, I'm a L. Jim Lino now. You're supposed to go to Del Taco. You know what you get to Del Taco?

What? The burgers. And you know what you get at in and out? What? The tacos. See, I think my main truly controversial thing, I'll say today, the only controversial thing I've said today is in and out is overrated. Oh, yeah, it is.

And the price suck. And everyone knows that. So as Sonic drive through a person's going through, they want to get their goddamn hot dog, right? And it turns out when they open up this hot dog bait, they take a bite out of this hot dog, you know, and it turns out it's not mustard that's on their face. It's a bunch of cocaine. Now, this is a 54 year old cook, Sonic Drive and he was arrested,

but the name Jeffrey David Salazar and the man looks sufficiently sad in his mug shot. Now, they said that she went, she bought this lady bought a hot dog. Yeah. And she bought a hot dog and it was a coni. So it was a hot dog, which she Lee and melted cheese and long.

And long and she when she opened it, she was a, she in inner mouth came out a full bag She had about a hundred dollars worth of cocaine which makes it officially a Coney dog. Yeah, exactly I what is this woman complaining about I would not honestly this is true. This is me. I would not have gone to the cops I would have gone in and be like a buddy I think I found this or I would have like cocaine. I would not have taken it just because unless you want to test, you're in a very puritan country. But I would try to be like, how much this, I bet this is about $500 worth of cocaine, right?

That's what I would say. Showing your lowballing, get the money because now you have the man's cocaine. Oh, absolutely. And have fun with it. So of course, the cops show up immediately because it's a hot dog related crime. Oh, of course. And then to be like, no, no, to prove that it's okay. Dude, I, they only, they do the, they do the, the pinky test.

Yeah, they do a field test. Yeah, you like it. Which is stealing. It's okay. It's percook. You know, my God. All right, let me just do a couple of bumps. Let's call in Zabrowski the drug dog.

He's a person. Yeah, we just call him drug dog. Yeah, about well, let me see that cocaine. Um, but this, uh, I love this piece of humanity here. Now, they said to the, of course, they went and they got the surveillance footage from inside the restaurant to kind of figure out where to come from. It's a bag of cocaine and a hot dog. Uh, you know, it's, it wasn't a well hidden.

We now know this is an issue. This is someone's made a mistake. There's only so many places that the cocaine could come from. They go when they watch and they see Salazar and he says that he is making some form of, they see it. Him and another guy are making a transaction within the back room of the sonic area where they see him and go in the coax. They're, they're, they're, they're buying, he's buying cocaine. And then he says, Salazar that appears to go back to his job, preparing food. However, they said after the alleged transaction, they said that with the only way they could describe it, it was that

Salazar stopped what he was doing and began to quote, frantically search the area as if he had lost something. I actually think that's the cocaine within the cocaine. Oh, that is, you know, it's get so it's the end of fucking good fellas. It's Ray Liotta seeing the black helicopters like he's making the fucking Veele coplets. And then like, we got a flush of cocaine. The other toilet. It's very sad. Whalen Jennings has a song about it as well.

So I actually feel this man's stress. Oh, very much. It's like, it's a moment because I've thrown out wheat. I remember I had done that back in the day. Oh, yeah. Back in the day, you can just see, first of all, the guy himself, I don't know if he's actually going to use the cocaine that looks like he might want to be a cool stepdad, get it for his kid. I just feel like as a way, Mr. Salas, our story, I think is long and complicated. And I hope he doesn't go to jail for a long time for the cocaine. It's a felony. But it's just not a jail for that. That's why I'm

sad about it. It is just cocaine. It's just I'll just be careful with it. But yeah, to drop it into a fucking hot dog, dude, put it in your fucking pocket, man. What is wrong with you? How long have you been trying cocaine? Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's busy, bro. He works at Sonic. I know, man. And I we all rest out. I am not even. I don't stop coming in when you're doing your cocaine deals. I am looking out for our audience. Do you have many times I've bought drugs at work? And how many times are incredible audience has bought drugs that work? Yeah. Millions of times. And that's what I'm saying.

And so I'm looking out for them. Keep your head like now. Once you got that cocaine, man, you need to put it in your car, dude. Well, it might be a little too hot in there. I would, I, you know, coke have to be temperature controlled. I have no idea. But you know, when I would say, you know, like when we did all of our mushrooms and we still do our mushrooms, we're getting older now. We would be like, boys weekend. We're going to Vegas. Who's got the mushrooms you planet? Oh, he's all planned. What if he was going camp in this weekend with his boys?

Oh, man. And he's just like, hey, brother, can you just get us a little bit of coke? You know, we can back in the old days. I'll tell you what this little championship ain't gonna umpire itself. No, it's not. I have need, I'm gonna need some strike call and power. So, I have no idea what this guy was doing.

But again, we've all bought drugs at work. You just, he's ruined in the party for the rest of us, man. I just don't know. When he fucks up like that, he makes all the rules harder on everybody else. You got to fucking watch your six. I don't know. I just, I honestly, keep it in the fucking swivel, man. If I was the woman, I just wouldn't have called the place.

I mean, it's just all, it's, yeah, I honestly, I do feel like it's a little like we're moving. I feel like as a country, we can move past this part of calling the police. I think that if it's just drugs, just fucking salad. Well, now you're being a criminal or do that. Salem to somebody else. Salem to someone else. I guess it's a criminal, but whatever, or you know, just go back. But test a cook before you do it. It's another thing I want to make sure our audience understands. Yes. it. Or just go back. But test the cook. Before you do it.

It's another thing I want to make sure our audience understands. Yes, there you go. Perfect. No before and fuck kills you. There you go. Real nice there. Oh, it is nice. I agree with you.

I agree with you entirely. Okay. Well, I think it's time for Hero of the Wii. I think we've yelled enough. Yeah, I believe so. Now, what is a hero? I think we've yelled enough. Yeah, I believe so. I'm on the way. Now, what is a hero? You know, my, my times, what I imagine they would, you know, I remember Mr. Roger says,

in times that are bad, look for the helpers. Look for the helpers. So, which is what I always say about us? So, there's a Nova Scotian. That's a person. Yep. They rescued 18 dogs from a wildfire that spread rapidly. You're in the back. He's saying that is an actual hero. There you go. Lisa Parsons.

She got 18 dogs in this doggy daycare. A whole bunch of fire comes rolling through. She works at pampered paws in and she said, you're not going to take my dogs. So she went in and she saved 18 of those people. That's a pee. We're herman. It is. So she is a hero she saved 18 of those. That's a P.W. Herman. It is. So she is a hero and then runner up a feral hog stole 18 beers got drunk and started to fight with the cow. But we've covered that. I feel like that might even be a fake story because we've heard it so much. So many times that hogs do like beer and it's always funny.

And again, yeah, I would, I, I, Lisa Parsons saving people's the first real hero we've he I said you know I say people. And the first hero I've heard about a while. Yeah, Lisa Parsons, you did it and you're Nova Scotian as well. So, but she's pretty hot. They're a beautiful, beautiful bunch. She's cute. Look at her, she's cute.

Oh, okay. She's single. Lisa Parsons, you single. I don't think. Ben Kielsel right here. Side stories on potlgmail.com. If that's just somebody you get in touch with, Lisa Parsons, fucking come on. She's not my type.

She saved all those dogs. You don't think she couldn't save one more. I don't know what dogs eat. Nova Scotians. Okay. You were just talking about the, you were just praising the Nova Scotians. I really know nothing about the Nova Scotian pipe ball. What's the Nova Scotian pipe ball?

I don't know. They're from Nova Scotia near Halifax. Also another fucking fire. That's not a hero at all. Matt Neviars is not the hero at all. No, jeez. All right. I got a couple of good responses to my questions about UFO.

Don't know. Most people are saying don't know. We got to reach out from the, uh, the, my questions with UFO. Um, don't know. Most people are saying don't know. We got to reach out from the, uh, the, what's it? The national reconnaissance office. Uh, we have, uh, listener there who works over the national reconnaissance office, the same office of David Grush used to work for. Okay. And he said, basically our job was to build, deploy and operate satellites and the payloads, the sensors on board. And he said the national geospatial agencies, another one that sounds super sinister. But actually he says it's mostly very boring. He basically says straight up is like, it's mostly just a bunch of dorks like me sitting behind computers

and looking at pictures of clouds. But don't you want us to think that? Yeah. I mean, but also that wouldn't you want us to think that you fucking spy. I mean, it's kind of like baseball. You know, there's only so much action. Most of it's very boring. It's you to back it, you spit it, you'd grab your nuts. Yeah, most of the time you're just trying to happen. You're just trying to fuck local lives.

Sure. But when the action happens, it happens fast, it happens quick, and you better be on the bowl. And that's what makes it an extremely boring sport. Yeah, well, I do love baseball though. I'm getting in. I can't. I still don't enjoy it so much on TV, but live. We'll go to again.

I mean, live is different. Anything live. I'll sit you right on my live. I'll go watch soccer live. Oh, I love life sport. Yeah, I do that. All right. Here we go. I have another little, I can do this longer story of the peltar geistage. Oh, kid.

I can like it. Snack. Snack. Many people are super against the idea of private corporations getting involved in the UFO story, which I could don't ensure. But actually, that's what David Grosch was kind of saying. He thinks it's going to end up happening is that it's going to go to corporations and then they're going to come back and essentially, here's the stuff you gave us to figure out.

You can buy it back from us now. Yes, that's what they do. Look what they've done with the water. I grew up in a house that had a poltergeist and a that seemed to be focused on me in particular. Hmm. I'm 35 now, but everything started when I was in the sixth grade. So at the year 2000 or so. Yes, I'm right. Yeah, because I was 97. Oh, yeah. So we moved to the house in 1998 after coming back to California from living in Indonesia for some time. House was way out of the country outside of town called Vacaville, unfortunately,

prevounced back of the. Back of the which means downtown. Oh, okay. All right, but it was built on the side of an old fruit farm. From 1800s, where a lot of Japanese immigrants worked and lived. Great. Now, we used to find old broken Japanese stoneware and small artifacts with Japanese characters written and lived. Great. Now we used to find old broken Japanese stoneware and small artifacts with Japanese characters

written on them. We would also find tons of Native American artifacts like fishing weights and arrowheads of a orbsidian shark. So nice. Whoa, what about a nudie bag? Indeed. My entire family had experiences in that house as well as quite a few of my friends.

It made such an impact on some people that they started believing ghosts after their experience. Hmm. Anyways, a little while after moving in, I started complaining to my parents and I felt like someone was watching me when I was sleeping on top of my loft bed and I would ask to sleep on the floor in their room. According to my mom, I started regularly telling my parents that something is wrong with the house and, quote unquote, something is wrong with the house and Quon-A-Quote something is bad here.

Okay, okay a few months later after I started saying that every few nights my parents started hearing strange noise in the hallway outside the room. If you describe this sound as a bowling ball rolling down a bowling lane Starting in the hallway and stopping right when it reached the door. I've heard this about this noise many times when it comes to Pulitzer Guy's activity. Your house was built on a former bowling alley. Is that worse than a graveyard? Who is it? Yeah, you are, you are I am.

Yeah, that's it. You know who we are. You know the story is actually recovering alcoholic. It was a big deal for him. He was actually kind of a success story. I mean, he's a massive success story. I mean, it's the best sport for recovering alcoholics. It's the greatest. And for alcoholics. Oh, very much. It was really strange, though, because the hallway was entirely carpeted. Now,

some months after these noises started, my cousin came over and stayed with us for a few weeks during summer break. One night, while we were watching TV with my mom and sister, we heard cabinets slamming in the dining room. Thinking it was one of the cats messing with the cabinet doors, my cousin and I walked into the dining room to get it to stop. When we walked in, we saw two of the cabinet doors slamming open and close entirely on their own. Needless to say, we freaked the fuck out

and ran to the living room. Right. And there's just many more stories. I'll just do a couple more, they said. When I was in high school, I was at an old school CRT TV in my room. They kind of had to pull a knob just to turn it on and didn't have a remote. I remember that. Oh, I remember that.

Day. There's good both ways of the school. Yeah, the remote does. No one in I remember when I had to call the principal and tell them. I was dead. Yes and dead. He used to jerk off to the surgery channel. This closes. You can get to see the nipple. I woke up in the middle of the night one night and I was laying there trying to get back to sleep. I heard the knob pull out on the TV turning on. I looked up and there was just static on the screen

with the volume turned up really loud. Okay. A couple of seconds went by and then the knob clicked back into place, turned the TV off. Cool. The last story is a scary thing that happened at least in my opinion. This happened probably around 2007. My mom was in the kitchen cooking one afternoon, getting ready for some family to come over for dinner later. I was in my room doing something on my computer and all of a sudden I heard her scream and then a dish breaking on the floor. I run out to the kitchen to see what happened and I see her standing there with her hands over her mouth crying. I asked her what was wrong, but it took her a little while to actually answer me. When she was able to, she told me that she had seen a tall skinny shadow like person standing the whole way next to the kitchen. That is Jake Tapper. He's Jake Tapper.

Tapper. It was just a little tall. Oh, he's like a bar rescue bar rescue. I feel that you need to be making drinks. Right. Yeah. Right. There was a little taller than the doorframe.

She said she made eye contact with it and it smiled at her. But the face she saw was a copy of my face. That's scary. Almost like a disguise after she dropped the plate, it disappeared. Oh, my. It's a long story, but the house burnt down in 2020 during the California fires. The fire that burned down the house was actually set by a guy that was trying to burn the body of a woman he just killed.

Well, there you go. Isn't that nice? That's fucking scary, dude. Practice safe body decomposition. Always, always. Always. Make sure you go in that nice. That's fucking scary. Did practice safe body decomposition always always make sure you got the right shovel Yes, indeed, alright, because you're gonna live every day haunted by the fact that you got this body already all the way out to the ravine and next thing You know, I got the wrong shovel for the terrain. Oh my god. I'm a Should have read should have read more of the indifference stars above you's gonna laugh because you know You never know who's gonna go wrong

And you know if you never know when you're gonna go outside and a bunch of planes They're gonna dump liquid ice shit on you you can have that happen. Yes You're gonna love Telling everybody that story and you yes and you know what you in for Bad shovels bad shovel sit and right okay Everyone thank you so much for we did it you got your live shows coming up. Yes. I've got live show You're a hustle man. You got a hustle damn I know I have to remember what I need you to do So when you go see Kissle show I want you wear a sign on your shirt that says something like I'm Spanish And he's gonna lay into me

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Come on, come on. Give me your shot. Hail yourself. Hail, Satan. Magistralation. It is me. Bye. It's me, yo.

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