Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Amouranth Home Invasion

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week’s wildest stories and true-crime news starting with an update on the deaths of beloved actor Gene Hackman and wife Betsy Arakawa, then - Ghost Adventures star Aaron Goodwin dodges assassination scheme after Wife’s texts to inmate expose murder for hire plot, Twitch Star and Adult Model Amouranth outwits home invaders in armed crypto-shakedown, Fan-Favorite Falconer for Pro Italian Soccer team fired after sharing photos of brand new penile enhancement on Facebook, Listener E-Mails, and More! For Shows, Merch, and More Visit: LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and get exclusive access to bonus episodes. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Okay. Goodbye everybody have a good show boys Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson and what an amazing announcement that was. Oh my God. And we are just so good at it. We're so good at messaging and we're so good at being true man. Just business guys.

Yeah. How many more rings are you going to be able to buy with the new contract? like anal rings I don't buy rings. I'm not into the ring. I think that rings are for people that either Professional guitarists you ever notice that with the cowboy hat where the flaps come up the side. I hate it Michael's yes That goes that comes with rings. I believe it's the rings and something about like I feel like if you play piano professionally or guitar professionally that makes sense Well, if you play piano or guitar professionally won't the rings get in the way I don't know I think about that all the time

But then you look at rock star guys and they always have crazy rings Yeah, crazy bracelets and they're always playing through it And I guess they're just so used to playing and they're so used to people Looking at their hands that they want the hands to look sexy But I just don't understand because no we're looking at the fingers playing the guitar We don't care about the rings, but these guys like rings Yeah, Jimi Hendrix is that really like the biggest problem? You know who is well He doesn't count like he doesn't count as a count like Prince never did

You know who honestly is the bad one is it's it's slash yeah He's got lots of rings if you look at slash He's got like full-on crushed Pepsi cans around his fingers at all times, and I do know that he I mean he's allowed Yeah, that's slash you can do whatever the hell he wants. I saw him at Disney World once really he's a bit Was he playing the mad hatter? No No, I think he was he was there with his family and he had a bigger beer belly than I thought he did

and I was proud of him. Of course he's got a beer belly. He's been doing it for so long. All right. I love you, Flash. Flash, come on, I love him. I love Flash. I just like that he's brave enough to have a. He's he's brave enough to have a dad bod

Yeah, now we have a couple of updates now one of the things that happens here on side stories often Is we've talked about the side stories effect which is we talk about a? news story an either some massive Update about it comes out the day after we record every single time. Now last week, Eddie and I were very interested in the mysterious circumstances of Gene Hackman's death. Yes. It seems kind of fishy.

One of the dogs had died in the kennel in the closet. They found that Gene Hackman was, he was also dead, surrounded by pills, and again, very mysterious. She was surrounded by pills. They were. Not him. Either way, it was mysterious, right? It was very mysterious. And it seemed interesting.

And it seemed like it might have been murder, but actually, it was so weird, it was just sad. It was crushingly sad. The actual, what happened is, what's going to happen to all of us if we're lucky. It so Betsy our call I guess somehow she got bit by a road and or interacted with the road put this disease they got hunted disease, you know, so you don't necessarily have a virus you basically you can it's almost it can be airborne. Basically it's from rodent

droppings or excess urine. And so like, even if you like, if so, if you go into a room where mice have been pissing and shitting for like months and you breathe it in too much, I don't know if that's exactly how it happened. That's interesting. Clean it up. You can get this Hunta's disease, which I'd never heard of. So I was interested about it. And I went and looked into it. Apparently, if you're cleaning up lots of rat piss and rat shit, use gloves.

Oh, and have a ventilator. And wear a mask. Yeah, have a straight on ventilator. I would not fuck with that. And they said the house was clean, but they had lots of other sheds on the property. It was a big property. And so she definitely got it somehow it's

very rare yeah only 136 people have died of this in the last hundred years in New Mexico that's so it's like it's a very crazy that it happened to her but especially because you know they're not hoarders no they said the house was looking fine yes and so it's just like a crazy thing But her so basically everything we don't know exactly when she died But it's at least a week before Jean Hackman died Well her all of her communications stopped on February 11th So like her last emails her last phone calls were February 11th So they say that might have been the day she died, but she was also driving around February 11th

She went to a couple stores. She might have been sick for a died, but she was also driving around February 11th. She went to a couple stores She might have been sick for a couple days and just away from her phone. We don't know They said that she was in CVS looking for medication. She was wearing a mask that day of her death Or maybe her death probably her death probably and she was Visibly sick and then they knew something was going on the next day when she did not pick up the her dogs Prescription food which is we're all none the oh my god this this food the dog foods getting more expensive as it is You don't add at a van to it. No, I my wife my that you should see the mountain of different foods Oh, I have for the I have to change their food every meal. No, I know it's you are a

You you are like a White House chef Yeah, you're two dogs But then it seems like that so she died of this of hantavirus Yeah, and then and the pills next to her were just her thyroid medicine It's nothing you can really overdose on so they were able to rule that out because it looked like a suicide a murder suicide Kind of that's what we were thought we thought it was like yeah interesting and almost cool. No, right, but it's just sad It was super sad So then gene Hackman just putzed around the house and finally succumbed to his Alzheimer's and heart disease

While inside the house and so he just later. Yeah, so he just kind of puttered back and forth So he probably found her dead and experienced that a couple times. So like 50 last dates? Yeah, that is so hard. You don't like that, Rob? Robin didn't like that joke. He didn't like that. No one likes it.

Everyone's upset with that. Yeah, even I didn't laugh. I laugh at most things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People don't like that. But it's because the reason why I think we should laugh. Now I'm laughing about Yeah, they think it's important to laugh because you know the reason why

People that we dislike do what they do, especially right now all of the weird death spots and people that are fans of death Spots and people that want to be fascists and all this up Do you understand that what they're fighting with all of their money and power and all these things that they're trying to build is exactly what happened to Gene Hackman. That's exactly gonna happen to all of us, which is that we all succumb to time, disease, and just being mortal.

Yeah, and if you're lucky enough, you could do it at 95 in a giant mansion in New Mexico. You can, he had a beautiful house. I'll tell you what. But Elon Musk, these guys, they are fighting this, it's the feeling of dying like that that they don't understand is so essentially a part of your experience as a human being.

And they are so afraid of it, they're so afraid. That's why they do everything that they do, to control reality, because on some level, I think some of these billionaires believe that they can control the flow of life itself and that everyone else is subject to these rules of mortality but them. Yeah. But you know, they'll all die. Yep.

And I'll tell you what, I've, you know, Gene Hackman, great life, phenomenal actor. I think honestly, it's a sad way to go out I feel it is much worse for his wife because she was gonna be around for a long time But she got this got this random ass virus You know, I'm glad that I don't have to rescind my Hail, Gene Hackman. Yes There's like a second there were like hopefully didn't fucking killer Can you imagine gene Hackman 95 with alzheimer's doing the crimson tide like that monologue You doing that monologue at you man, that's got to be scary

I would not want to deal with that and what that be my last memory of my famous husband Gene Hackman. Yeah, so Guess the update is There it's over. Yep. It's all it's all done and time is a steamroller that stops for no We get to keep loving Gene Hackman and his wife and that's good That's the best thing that they did for us the best part of it. He was a great man He was I think it seems like he was at least a fine man, but a Fantastic actor, but yeah, well you know I loved his political views. I love a Liberal who fights yeah

Really cool yeah, I always love that and you know go go watch Mississippi burning. I think it's very Appropriate for right now also. I find it funny, we did talk about this. Did we talk about that we realized accidentally that Hoosiers is about rooting against the integrated team? Yes. That's funny. Um, just- Indiana! Life catches up to you fast!

Yeah. Life from Northland. Now, I actually do have- you know what I realized? This story of somebody that I know friends are friends of is actually an update. Because we covered this in the very beginning when this was just a rumor. And now she's getting arrested now.

All right, are these the updates? This is in the updates. I would put this within the updates, but it's a story in and of itself. Well, you better get on with it because I'm confused Ghost Adventures Oh, yeah, I realize it's an update It is because I do remember we talked about it a while ago when it was more like rumors that there were Some kind of animosity she had been starting a bunch of like what we now know is that Aaron Goodwin who was one of? the cast members of Ghost

Adventures, Zach Bagans You know very famous nouveau Warren world where he is the he is the grand commander of all paranormal television and Ghost Adventures kicked it all off the OG Ghost Bros and This guy was saying I guess his wife OG Ghost Bros. And this guy was saying, I guess his wife was Victoria Goodwin, was starting to do,

like there was like an online kerfluffle. I think, I don't know if you remember this. I don't. But now charges have finally hit the fucking internet. Yeah. It is crazy. So Ghost Adventure star Aaron Goodwin, his wife, Victoria Goodwin, has now been arrested officially after allegedly plotting to have him killed.

Yeah, she was booked on two charges, solicitation to commit murder and conspiracy to commit murder. She was trying to make one of the hosts of Ghost Adventures a ghost. And honestly- And then he would have went- see, that's my problem with Ghost Adventures. What? Is the name. Because Ghost Adventures seems like it should be about a ghost on the venture with the ghosts are an adventure They're joining the ghosts adventures. Oh, they're joining the ghost adventure. Actually, I don't know I think ghost adventures was just the first thing that they had come up with

Day and now they're locked. Yeah, I think ghost hunters makes more sense. There is ghost hunters I know there is ghost hunters. I'm just saying I think that makes more sense He would have title for a show that's like this Ghost Adventures. I think at the time sounded more positive. Yes, but now He almost went on his own ghost adventure. Oh, he would have been a ghost they would have adventure to Bonham Yeah, and then he would have made money and how jealous was involved. He would have been so jealous if he became a ghost That's all Zach wants to be no, I think that apparently is Zach's super surprised by this and He would have been so jealous if he became a ghost. That's all Zach wants to be. No, I think that apparently is Zach's super surprised by this and

The way it went down was that his wife so Victoria Goodwin. Oh cuz yeah, yeah, she cared normal life But whatever it seemed that she was I'm gonna go on a limb now. This is full-on me extrapolating that she was Seducing an inmate from prison that she was speaking with. Great deal. And eventually this is the person that they eventually offered 11.5? Something like that. Yeah, a thousand. $11,000 to kill this man.

To kill a celebrity. To kill a celebrity, which is again, low balling. I feel like $11,000 is low to kill anybody We've talked about this. I still think that the minimum is 25. I said a hundred I can't believe 25 is a minimum It should be more than a car to kill somebody the only reason why I think it's 25 is and we talked a little bit About this is that the economic bracket that most people are in looking for a hit man to kill their husband is normally Medium to high like it's normally in a middle to high like level and so I think

25 is a gettable amount of cash a lot of people that are super rich They don't take can't get to that money necessarily Either either not liquid or what we found with a lot of rich people, they just do it themselves. Yeah. They just fucking, I'll kill her. You know what I mean? We're like, fuck it.

Why get a middleman involved? So they found her text with this, with this inmate in the Florida prison. Cause she deleted the text on her own, but he was hiding the cell phone and they found it and they got all this evidence. Yeah. They, they weren't even looking for this crime, but they found his phone and these messages were on the phone. One of them was from her saying, am I a bad person because I chose to end his existence,

not divorce? That's what they said. And then he was like, no. And then he said, I'd give you 2,500 upfront, not enough, always 50% bad. Yes. Can't believe that. And she communicated with him. There was one point where she was trying to make it happen where she said to him. He's asleep right now in the hotel room

I need to know what's going on. Can I get an update was it done? Dude, just before this is why you also don't understand as from specifically lady do man is that whatever you want to say about This is I mean this in the least and selly way possible is that the, the lady quite often has a lot of the strength when you go into divorce court. Yes. And because he's the breadwinner technically, and if you aren't making that money, you can take him for as much money as the judge is gonna give you They're gonna get they're gonna probably give you the money. It is so much more

advantageous for you Money wise for you divorce. Yeah, right with men. I understand in a way you gotta kill him. Yes Well do I mean you have to kill it's very what I find interesting and I guess I mean you have to kill it's very what I find interesting and I guess ironic about the entire thing is that They were married. Did you see this? They were married 2022 at the haunted mansion in Disneyland say I mean why not that's how much money is that but the addict scene? Constance Hatchaway, she kills all her husbands. It was fucking there all along Interesting. Yeah You say she's kaiser so they Her Husband's it was fucking there all along Interesting

You say she's kaiser so It's in the plot Where they got married it's very possible bride kills her husband's but he was already doing that and it's really sad because he's like A real wife guy too. He's taking lots of pictures of her ugly. It's hard Three weeks ago. I know dude, there's a picture. They were mini golfing. They were minor golfing with, and he posted a picture of them mini golfing with the caption, my valentine always beats me at mini golf. Yeah, oh man. Maybe he lost the bet. Yeah. I think that this is, she really didn't care. He looks really happy in this picture. Yeah, because it's fake. She does too, but I don't trust her. No, you shouldn't. Obviously after after you know, cuz this is post trying to kill him

Yes, that's this this picture is after she because this hit was Put discussed in what December? Oh, yeah, and then Aaron he basically he came forward and he said to TMZ He was blindsided. He thought he had a happy marriage and that's got to be the worst of all Because in the end you don't she is already like think about how? Intense that is too. Mm-hmm where it's not like she's fucking the sound guy It's not like she's fucking somebody some other professional like you're booking a jimmy She may be we don't know that we don't know but that's what she decided to do was to seduce an ex-con All the way in Florida. I know because maybe she felt like that would give her some to be honest

I think maybe give her some distance. How did she find that guy? Also? He's not an ex-con a cur. He was in jail She was gonna get apparently he was gonna get it sounds like which I don't understand It says inmate but then she says all this stuff like did you already do it? Blah blah blah, which means well that he knows a guy who he's sending how many people are involved here what I know what she's obviously not good at it no no no I didn't get done again you got to do it yourself guys yeah if you really want to murder you can't trust all these people these are good you're not the middleman we're looking at a picture of them kissing on some rocks push them off the rocks that's what they could have

done right here that's's free. We learned that That's totally although there is a cameraman obviously guess who you have to kill next. Yeah Guess who you get in on it. Yeah, guess what the inmates should have been dressed as a photographer This could have all been done ahead of time. The inmate could have been the fall guy He could have set it up. You just go like, I'm just getting goofy here a little bit. Do you have any idea what would happen if you just show your men your breasts and then he's in the confused state of looking at breasts?

You could just push him right off the cliff. Yeah. It's that easy. I'd also love immediately, people, keeppeople.com, first comment. She's cute. First comment. That sounds like something you'd say.

Yep. But also, if you wanted someone to kill this guy Should have reached out to Hulu should have reached out to Hulu Hulu would love to get some marketing here They love hitman shows. Yeah, they really do. They really really do now talk about this We'll go into this other story because this kind of reminds me of this is that who they definitely shouldn't hire Does this group of fucking chucklehead stooges that tried to rob amaranth? Oh my god now amaranth is a I'm gonna go ahead and call her a queen of the internet Yes

She is people just say I actually feel like when the way that they talk about her on this and the story They they kind of minimize her as an OnlyFans model. Yeah. Amaranth is a- But she is. She is, but she is like kind of like a symbol in many ways. She's like the OG hardcore hot tub streamer. She flipped it all into a business.

She's dealt with bullshit with her fucking, I believe her ex-husband, she was like held a prisoner. Amaranth has actually been through the ringer Yeah, and but I will say point two million followers. She's huge Amaranth is which and this on twitchy games and she talks and you know, whatever you think about her Just know that she is technically an empire unto her own Yeah, but she said she I've never heard of her before this week and I was you know, I was researching and I gotta say She's she's unattractive. Yeah, what a gross. Yeah, I can't I couldn't

Imagine why anybody would but want to look at these Videos gross. Yeah, get out of here. I'll go but even all goes don't deserve to be robbed Eddie my wife listens. No, they don't But this lady though one thing that amaranth did incorrect or let's get this out of here No Amaranth is very attractive. Why did they do this to her because And this is the other thing that I want to say is she's a young person a little bit more She's younger than us. I want she's 11 years. You're like 30. She's not young enough. You're 31 years old She's not young enough to have done this

But I will say this to people you have to remind you have to think about who you're saying things to on the internet Even if you are this big, especially if you are this big So she said to her six point five million just on twitch That she was had amassed over twenty million dollars in Bitcoin now these guys decided which I guess it's like Which is the saddest thing of all it's probably not that difficult to find her Yeah, that there's probably she's probably been doxxed multiple times already. It's probably not that she makes videos every day She does and so they so according to her

three men mass men broke into her home and Pistol whipped her hit her several times and they said are you know, where is this money? We know that you have 20 million in Bitcoin So they because we watched the video of her being attacked earlier or her being chased into her house rather not actually Chief well, it's not chase So way it works is is that they came in they they first attacked her They tied her up with a they were gonna and they sort of beaten her Then she said if you want the money

My husband is the one that can give you access to it. Because this is also the silliest thing about Bitcoin, as in an order for them to steal it, they have to put a gun to her head, which is what they did, and basically say, you have to get on the internet and you have to transfer your money to my account. Like you have to go log in. But is this like a literal paper trail? Yes, it's so they would have gotten caught Eddie I'll never understand the fake money thing and how new fake money is better than the old fake money I'll never understand like it. I don't know because some people say oh, it's actually a unique code

And then some people say oh you steal the code you take I have no idea how it works I've had you guys explain crypto to me 90 times. I'd rather have less money than be involved I just couldn't give a fucking shit I just couldn't give a shit but she like was worth a lot of it and so these guys are all fumbling trying to figure out how to get the money and Eventually, she says my husband can give you access. So what will you see in the video? So this video that came out on law and crime you're watching them go from the front house to the back house So amaranth is leading the three robbers to the back house. Oh, that's her driveway. Yo, yeah, dude. That's her personal driveway

That's her compound man. She does really well for us. Yes, and so they went to the back house and as they're going there's dogs everywhere Oh, yes, it's a whole compound. That's why she has that I told you you could see three custom cars She's got an escalate. She's got a custom G wagon She's doing very well And so they went the one in there where her husband was lying and wait with a gun now the reason why he even knew What was going on which is why I'm still kind of confused was that instead of calling 9-1-1 in the heat of the moment She tweeted I am getting robbed. Well because she couldn't call 911 because they're standing over her, but she could probably

tweet with her fucking eyes closed. And that's what she said is that she was doing it because they were trying to get her to log into her Bitcoin account and she's like, I am, I am, I'm logging in. And she said, with this, I mean, just shows we all need to work on our media literacy, including robbers. Is that they looked and they saw that, didn't see that she was in her account, she was tweeting. And her husband saw the tweet in the back house, armed himself, she, and this is a,

couples need a plan like this. I mean, it seems like, I mean, they put themselves in a rough situation, but it seems like they were kinda ready. Oh yeah, she brought him to the back house husband lit him up Shot one of the robbers and they ran away and so this shows you gotta catch the guys. No How how do they not able to they gave their Bitcoin account to her, right? No, they were just trying to get I think the goal was to have her log in then they take the phone. Oh

Okay, but then she was like, oh I can't oh Yeah, very smart. Very smart. I think she should shift it to real estate No, I think that people should subscribe to her only fans and watch her videos I think that they do any night or need some more more if you have crypto. I say give it to her I am gonna say Eddie that well. I do support amaranth. She's doing very well He's gonna buy her things if people do people buy her stuff all day She is very well bought for she is doing very very well But we just want to say good luck to you amaranth

We hope that you're okay Meg Turney same thing We had a friend Meg Turney that it was also a model that went through the same shit got fucking Brutally robbed tied up being horrible. She's another wonderful lady that did not deserve it Yeah, so you need an armed husband. I Honestly, I think that this is the goose is where we need Boston Dynamic Dogs. Oh my god Well, she has three dogs. I know they did nothing. They did nothing. They were they're too good They were running back and forth. They were too cute. They were they were actually just adorable. Yes, they were being too cute They were not killing the robbers. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow, this is wild

Yep, you know, but you know, I'm sure they'll find these guys eventually I mean even if they don't it's just knowing that you better be careful you come for Alright, even though she might be a hot tub streamer. She might be back. Mm-hmm. All right. Well There's some guys it's gonna be because one guy's gonna be packing. Oh my god. I love this so, alright, so we were talking about how it was a $11,000 for someone for so sorry. It's crazy, right? $11,000 to kill a famous human being yes Legitimately has 20 seasons of television so difficult and also she was arranging the hit

To be done on set. Yes. So where there's cameras. Yeah. It's fucking insane. But for 1000 more, 1000 more dollars, you can be Gene Simmons assistant for one day. So Gene Simmons is doing a solo tour.

This is the funniest concept I've ever heard. And so he put out this dumb shit, this fucking asshole. He put out this thing. What a fucking dickhead. It's all like, so basically it's roadie for a day. Yeah. It's a special VIP package for his solo tour where you get to hang out and assist Gene Simmons. You're literally doing manual labor setting up for the band show. You're going to sit in on sound check and arrive at the venue with the band and hang out backstage for $12,495. That's so amazing. Tell a roadie. If you know a roadie, tell a roadie and ask them ask them be like are you happy about this? Yeah, how much do you get paid?

Yeah, yeah exactly. You get 12,000 a day a day To just watch you do it that just made me laugh so much. It's such a fucking silly idea Yeah According to the listing the high roller will go home with a set list signed by Simmons and assigned rehearsal used bass guitar. That's well, well, rehearsal used bass guitar could be worth a couple of thousand. I don't know. A guitar is pretty expensive. I guitar itself.

Probably that's what I mean. It's a guitar. Yeah. One Gene Simmons guitar. It's probably itself worth like between two and $3,000. Yeah. But where are you going to sell it at one of those fake autograph stores at the Mirage? Yep.

You know? Yes. Oh my God. That's where he sells it. RIP Mirage, but last time I was there, I went into their autograph store because I love going to those stupid autograph stores and they're all obviously fake.

You know, but my favorite was, I was walking around and one of the autographs they had there was Leonardo da Vinci. Ha ha! Ha! I remember, I know exactly what you're talking about. It's just like, wow. And you mentioned just, who does that impress?

Like who does it make like wet? You're like, as you can see right here, I have da Vinci's autograph. I got the VIP meet and greet with him. Yeah, I said, let me tell you a thing or two about helicopters propellers Oh Man well, I really hope no one does this stupid fucking Gene Simmons thing he Alright, you know what we do $15,000 you pay me. Uh-huh. You get to do the podcast

What am I for an episode if you pay me directly? $15,000 that I still have to come to work. No, I'm talking about the fans. Oh Me no, this is giving you money to know what I already do. No, no, no, no This is a VIP experience for last podcast and left listeners that I want you to say you directly Venmo me $15,000 and then they do the show with me. They get to do the show. Yep with me So I have to carry the dead weight. Thank you. No, they have to do me. They are you yeah, but they're guaranteed deadweight And how much do I get same I get another 15 grand

No, same what you always get your normal fees your normal payment. Well, then it's not gonna work out. I Won't show up you won't show up for the fan experience. No. All right $3,000 goes to you. Okay The art of the deal Man I tell you what I've hung out with Gene Simmons before and He sucks. Yeah, I've heard he's not a nice. Yeah, he's a shitty to be around. He's not fun I don't like him. His daughter is very nice. His daughter is very nice. Really? Yes. Yes Yeah, no, it makes me sad because I mean obviously he was never you know, he is the most capitalist rock star of all time

He is unabashed about it. You know who is great D Snyder Complete delight exonerated by time. Yeah Just so much so much fun just normal hanging out You know, you know basically got exonerated by time to is Sammy Hagar. Oh, yeah, he's completely neutral Yeah, no, no one cares. You know like you know he doesn't have like yeah, obviously He's got Cabo Cabo Wabo's fucking crushing it, but you don't really see too many problematic characters there No, you know I mean I kind of figured that Ananopolis and stuff would be there you know I mean yeah, but no just fucking normal ass guys. Yeah, he's fine

Yep, go check it out. Go to see Cabo Wabo Yeah, and Tammy Hager says he doesn't want to tour anymore He's 74 you shouldn't tour anymore. He is enough fun. He's enough to do with the restaurant So, um Lazio Falconer all right now Lazio is the name of the Italian Soccer team the Sierra a club okay, so that's a that's a Lazio which I believe I don't know what that means a term involved, but a statement read SS Lazio spa shocked to see the photographic and video images of Mr. Juan Bernabe but now mr. Juan Bernabe those of you that aren't aware he was the falconer for the

Italian soccer team one of these so the weight of this Lassio right and so part of it they have I guess one of their Mascots is a eagle bald eagle that flies around Yeah, and he's in charge of the eagle his job is to watch the eagle now if you look at this man First thing I say in my head is a a a senior clean Because he looks like mr. Clean And we know he's super super clean because his penis has been seen by many many people now because he posted it So he's why did he post it because he wanted to show off his absolutely impressive

Penile implant surgery that's right now They said that enough was enough the company said they they were really upset. The company apologizes to the people of Italy. Watch him kiss. He's kissing the eagle with that mouth. The company is aware of the pain shared by all that the loss of the eagle in the next home games will cause to the fans, but believes that it's not possible to be associated, all of us, and especially

with the historical symbol of the eagle, with a subject with its initiative has made the continuation of the relationship inadmissible. That's a little bit roundabout way of saying they fired him because he put his penis on social media. Now he says that he didn't. He said that he posted his own personal penile implant picture to his own Facebook profile, which is public. It's a private profile, but it's public because it's on the internet. So he posted this picture, and somehow, this amazing picture of his extremely well-made- I'm just seeing some people's close friends group

on Instagram that I'm like, we're not close friends. But it's kind of fun. I like to see, I'm like, aw, that's nice. It's nice that you think of me that way. Aw, that's nice. But this guy, what I love about this guy is that he does not fucking care. In the most Italian way possible.

He says, I put the video on my private profile so it's a private thing. If people then circulate it, oh what can I do? And so he literally is unaffected. He says, my conscience is clear. I published it only to let people know about the surgery. They said, did you regret posting the images? He said, absolutely not. I have never regretted anything,

let alone doing it for something that has a medical purpose. Right, so he says he needs it. He said that his sexual desires were rampant She said hi. This is again. This is to a reporter guys. This is to an out loud source This is to somebody who he knows is writing it down. Oh my god. That's the picture Yeah, yeah, this is the so happy. Oh my god. This is why they fired him That's why they fired him is because

it's the single worst picture of a peanut. The average cost of this, Henry, you would need to work for Gene Simmons twice to cover this. It goes up to $25,000. The single worst picture I have ever seen! He is, okay, let me try to describe this. He is, his face is beet red. He has a smile and ear to ear. Ear to ear. The way he's positioned is the most lazy. He must be in so much pain.

He is just, he's got an obvious kind of bandage. He's laying there like a corpse with a fully, fully. Erect. Ha ha ha ha ha. He does look like a falconer. with a fully, fully, he does look like a falconer. At least you have you say it before, now it's got a third perch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah!

This motherfucker is so happy with how crystal hard his dick is. He's like making a self portrait. All of the doctors are just like, you see, easy. And they're all all of the doctors are just like yes. Yeah easy People always get mad when I do this, but I always try to look at things from the you know the person's point of view and If he assumes this is a private profile and he's sharing his

new surgery is $25,000 surgery who's on the closed one you know is his nieces on there is his nephews on there we don't know it's also I don't think that that yes I just think that you know what it is how How do I say this? If I got a new dick, I'd show you of course. Yeah in person we talked about I send you a pic Everybody check out my new dick one picture here who this okay? New picture if you send a picture privately to one person He still posted it on a social media profile. Yes. He posted it for everyone. If you just sent it to me.

But it was too, it was a private profile. I have no problems with you sending pictures of your new science-built penis. It's just the smile on his face. It wasn't like, the smile does kinda make it bad. But the thing is, it's not like he was harassing anybody. It's just like, check out this thing I did throw a towel on it. It's like a tattoo Well, if you throw a towel on it, you can't show anybody. Yeah, you can look like a ghost. I Don't know and then he says here I I add the surgery to increase my sexual performance

Because I am a very active. I need to ejaculate whenever I have free time. This is direct quotes people. Yeah. A wonderful surgery. I had to be as good as I was when I was young. My erection is a natural but with this device I press a button that allows me to perfectly control both of the erection and the timing. So he can be erected at the grocery store, you can be erected at the DMV. He says, I would advise people to have a DISA procedure because previously I relied daily, daily on the pills to increase my sexual potency. Being able to control my erection is a step forward for my life. I'm seeing erectile dysfunction

No, he's saying he needed it just to fuck more He was just taking pills recreationally to keep his dick hard so that he could fuck multiple times I hate what people call erectile dysfunction ED because it just spells my name wink Branding opportunity Someone put the ad in erectile dysfunction. Being able to control my erection is a step forward for my life. When I have a free time, I always want to have sex. I would like to do it at least once or twice a day. This guy's horny as fuck. This guy's horny, horny, hor horny horny horny horny to the point where he blew out his penis organs

I imagine a lot of ladies love him. I mean he's a Falconer at a soccer match. You know in Europe I imagine he's a sought-after gentleman What is it about I Don't know you don't think he is? You know what it is? His whole thing is given RFK Jr. Oh, that's a back. He's definitely, yeah it is.

Look at that back. I appreciate it. Don't you even make fun of that back. That's my goal back. Man, that's impressive. That's my fucking goal. God, run a comb through it. It's a very hairy back. I have an extreme, I have the same back and it's a virile man, It's a very hairy back. I have the same back

and it's a virile man. As you can tell. You don't have the same back. No, but that is a virile man's back. Oh, it definitely is. He needed to have a cyborg penis to keep up with his balls. And that is a picture of a bald eagle on the wall of his bed. Yeah. In his bedroom. That's how far. He loves eagle life. He loves eagles. Can you hear this? Can you see the translation there? What's the eagle doing now? Is it his is not his eagle? It's the team's eagle traumatized Good morning, everyone. Thank you very much for those who were with me yesterday at Castle enid to give us a support the friendship and I love I think you all are with him. I had a wonderful week and surrounded by friends and a family He's always nude in these now all I can see is him naked

With that absolutely massive erection sitting there surprised that he even performs. I mean, it's Italy though Isn't everyone just naked Italy's actually separate a lot more Not prudish, but it's prudish. It's a Catholic country. It's very religious He fucks more than any other country. But it's a surprisingly conservative country. It has a very large conservative streak. There is also the Catholic thing, which is massive there. All I know is we were on one boat in Italy and the guy who drove the boat

tried to fuck both of our wives. I mean it's cause also. He runs the boat. And he was just just man I'll always remember the guy oh you don't need we are alone on this about we do not need the bathing suits remember that yeah he's daughter is the only other person on the boat he just said he only directed that at Julie Natalie yes no no you know why don't do not need a bathing suits Fucking horny man. All right, so yeah

Big ring, but he probably got that we kissed he keeps kissing the eagle. He keeps kissing it I don't know why he's kissing the eagle. So all I want to stop kissing if he likes it It seems like you know what I am gonna say is that it should be ripping his face off If the next piece of music comes out of the camera like what's this fucking guy doing? If he fucks this eagle if he's been fucking the Eagles we're gonna be talking I mean all right because you know who's the only person I know the Eagles like getting fucked You know the one who is allowed to fuck the Eagles Glenn Frye. Oh He's gone

He's gone. All right, rest of these are like in bed. God is fucking I saw the Eagles after Glenn Fry died And they had Bob Seeger sit in for his section, which was pretty fucking awesome. That's pretty good. It's like an upgrade Yeah, I mean I didn't want I didn't want to say I was happy he was dead, but it was a it was a nice coincidence We're complaining Actually now that you're dead I actually could see a lot of great options Actually, now that you're dead, I actually can see a lot of great options. All right. So this story, this next one, now it's not the story itself isn't that interesting, but I had some questions about it and maybe people can get back to us and let us know what they think side stories.

L P O T L at gmail.com So a suspect in a Florida jewelry theft this happened in Orlando swallows 770 thousand dollars worth of Tiffany earrings just before his arrest and I we don't recommend this no The he got caught he said am I gonna get in trouble for what's inside? My body is one of the quotes that he had And then they x-rayed him and found out for sure that he has the earrings in the middle of his body Yeah, and so now He has to pass the earrings so they can give it back to Tiffany and co and what we want to know is

Side stories help potl at gmail.com number one from our medical community he also this he looks pretty muscular he was quite quite fit is that I wonder will these even come out of him yes and if they do and they do go back to Tiffany's will they be at a discounted rate I'll tell you right now because they went through a human shit river I'm gonna do this right Tiffany's, I'll take them off your hands, five grand. Five grand? Yeah, take them off your hands, alright? People don't want them poo poo done?

Tiffany's, ten grand. I go, whoa, alright, hey, we're in a bidding war. Ten grand, alright. Hey man, poo poo, poo poo. Ten grand, baby. Don't come against me, man. No, I'm not coming against you, I just want to buy Julie something nice. Yeah, but then-

But I'm never gonna spend more than ten grand on earrings, so I might as well get really ones for yeah, but I don't know if they because I'm willing to go up to 12 Are you willing to go up to 12 or are you going up to 12? We'll see what happens Well, I mean tell Tiffany's right now. I'm gonna wait till the very end of the auction Oh, well the auction's are closed for 10 with the fuck you No, I do want to know I feel like we should be able to get a discount. These are pooh-pooh diamonds. These are pooh-pooh diamonds. You don't mean to tell me, because no matter what you do,

when you give these pooh-pooh diamonds to whoever you love. It's got to be less than half a mil. If there's $7.70 now, when they resell these diamonds. $15,000. Now, what if he dies? What if he dies because because if you swallow a tooth you can cut off your esophagus and you could die to be honest I think that if he dies it pushes it up. You think it makes it more expensive. Oh, yeah, but like Do they go in him and cut these earrings out and then give them back to Tiffany's or is he buried with them? If I was Tiffany, I would they do exactly I don't know if Tiffany's is allowed to say whether or not this is

Legal ground here. You don't think that Tiffany's doesn't have like a contingency plan for this or like a morgue There's no way Tiffany's morgue, you know all of that like blue color? Whatever they do, you know that Tiffany blue? I, I, this is actually, I do think that while this is a silly question. He could easily die. The back of these earrings could rip up his intestines and he, this man, could get sepsis and die. Talk about blood diamonds.

Seriously, yes, exactly, blood and stool diamonds. Now I wonder if you go for Tiffany's there This it's not that this hasn't happened before but I don't think that they never heard of it. I don't know I don't know if you'd leave behind. I don't know what Tiffany's Rules would be like I wonder if for insurance purposes if they would just cut him open and take the Things out of him. I also truly do believe that if they kill him, I think if they get it out with him not dying. Yeah, they want him to just pass it.

He's shitting in a bucket currently. Yeah, which... Lucky bucket. He's not even... Lucky bucket. Oh, the... But no, he... Yeah, no, they're not even letting him use the toilet.

He's got to use it. No. He's got... No, because all they're waiting for is, jingle, jingle, but no he uh, yeah, no, they're not even letting him use the toilet. He's got to use No, he's got you know, so that we know because all they're waiting for is jingle jingle jingle Think about that all day long. You're just waiting for that What if he immediately swallows a macaque? Oh, that's what I do What are you gonna do now? Oh my god We're here. Yeah, but I wonder if Tiffany's like if he does it passes all the way through him I think that honestly the real answer we'll see if if this is correct or not. I think the real answer will be They would harvest the diamonds

From it and they would melt down the metal and they would remake them Okay other earrings, but the diamonds themselves covered shit still were covered in shit at one point But I think if you wipe them off with a couple of easy wipes and then you throw them in a batch of a bunch of other Diamonds, you wouldn't even know you don't think that it lowers the price at least 30 grand I For me as the man trying to purchase the booboo diamonds. Yes. Yeah, I don't think anyone buys these for the $770,000 that they're trying to sell them for I don't think so unless again They make them all the way through because then that shows how resilient they are yeah

Well, I mean I think they kill him. I think they kill him it goes the price goes up You think if you think kills him it goes up I would I'd pay because then think about the true crime people that love money and have money like you know that concept of these earrings killed a man that are on the lobes of a woman. Does that not make you women wet is crazy? Zach Baggins, I'm looking at you. But think about that.

Buy these. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I feel like you guys would like, I think ladies would like, especially these days, they'd be like, uh, yeah, my earrings have a death count. You know what I mean? Like, I think people will be- I mean, all earrings have a death count. You know what I mean? Like, I think people will be... I mean, all diamonds have a death count.

Well, I like the lab ones, because they're just easy to do. And also, again, I don't think... And they're cheaper. I don't think a diamond's even worth it, unless it comes from the hands of a chart. That's a great point. And that's the reason why we do... but we do work with Blue Nile, because they know better. Yeah. And if you guys want, we're going gonna be selling last podcast on a left diamond soon

Yes, yeah as an upgrade to the stitcher premium plan. Yes, I'm gonna be choking them down Shitting them out So they do can happen but the only way you get to have them is you keep the shit on them They call them a pubic zirconia. Yes But I love to find out is it it going to live? Yeah. He definitely can die. Wow. We have one last story for y'all today. Um, and that is the Texas rocket man is recovering after a county fair mishap. This happened close to us. Yes. This was in India. This is the riverside fair. Yeah. The rocket Man. Chachi Valencia, great name.

Great. Chachi? For a Rocket Man? Chachi is kind of the best name for a Rocket Man. But tell me about this. All right, so this is a little, this might get... Some people might get a little maybe upset about this, but I'm not saying that this is because he's an inessential worker.

I'm just curious. Now, Chachi Valencia, his job, it's his whole life, that this is because he's an inessential worker. I'm just curious now Chachi Valencia his job. It's his whole life is to be shot out of a cannon Yes, now he's done this several times But he did this over the week and now he fucked up this weekend by shooting himself out of a cannon And I guess he misjudged the wind so if you see the video of him doing it It's it's like it you could definitely see it hurts. He hits the edge of the net, balances up, spins around, slams down onto his body, right? He fucking falls down. He crushes a bunch of bones. He breaks

his ribs. At least he did hit the net for a second. He lived. Now, obviously, he's very resilient. This is a tough man that's been doing this for... he does this for a living. I don't think there's any way this is the first time he's fell. He's had a couple mishaps. He's had to get a couple of near misses. But the one thing I do find curious,

now tell me about this. I don't mean this to sound cutthroat here, but there is a GoFundMe being set up to help Chachi Valencia get money to recuperate so that he's, because all the money he's gonna lose, not being able to get shot out of a cannon to help Chachi Valencia get money to recuperate so that he's, because all the money he's gonna lose, not being able to get shot out of a cannon for the next several months. Yes.

But I, how do I- And medical bills. But how do I say, yes, like obviously GoFundMe, like it's really sad that we're in this place, people need these GoFundMe's, we need this- I don't think this man has insurance. No, but there's, because who wouldn't sure the rocket man Yeah, but I wonder is this maybe not

Maybe not Mother Nature herself telling you to slow down Chachi Maybe Chachi it's time for the rocket man to come down to earth And then maybe if you're making little things like this next time chachi It might not be a near miss. It might be a full-on you get shot into a Fucking cavern you get shot into a Gulch. It was a sudden Unexpected gust of wind it is he is the Texas Rocket Man and this happened in California Yep, we know about the winds we had the fires we get it pops up especially in Riverside You can look it up online

I think you got to check with a My finger unexpected gust I know but you gotta you gotta figure out how to be pretty strong to fucking push a human body It must have been it was enough. Yeah, unless there was somebody trying to kill the rocket man. Mm-hmm We're uh, this is from the go fund me page We're reaching out with some difficult news about Chachi, the incredible human cannibal artist known as the Rocket Man Valencia. Recently at the Riverside County Fair and National Date Festival. Oh, the food date. The food.

Okay, I was going to say. The food date. All right, good, because the date festival in Riverside seems like it could get rough. Oh, yeah. A sudden and unexpected gust of wind tragically altered his performance. During his act, a strong gust of wind caught him midair, causing him to miss the safety net. He struck the side of the net.

It catapulted him out and unfortunately landed on the asphalt. Oh, yeah. He got jacked up. No, I know there's a net there, but why not have some pads down also? Because that's not nearly as impressive Eddie I don't think anyone would notice. I would you would you first thing I'd say is pussy. Yeah What a pussy oh He needs more than a net yeah

Chachi is dedicated performer who brings joy and excitement to audiences of breathtaking Marvel and skill and daring his death defying stunt as electrified crowds at the London Olympics closing ceremony. That's pretty fucking awesome. That's pretty big. NASCAR and formula one events and the secret weapon in Rio de Janeiro's carnival competition. It is wild man to have that life. Think about that. But that's what you do. You travel the world getting shot out of a case. This is a matter of time Oh, of course, if this is your job, you're gonna have a bad day at work at some point Don't you kinda if you have to prep for this, right? But don't you kind of want it? I mean, yeah, of course because I feel like that's what I would do with the very last one And once I hit like 80 I'd be like pull the net

Yeah, you know like I feel like that could be and then you just get splattered yeah, and he's coming back though This is a he's just gonna take some time off and he's gonna come back the rocket man You know so please if you do feel like you need to support him you can but also maybe again I'm just saying rocket man. Yeah, maybe this is your-up call. I'm looking at his GoFundMe, and there's only one person put words of support, and it just says, ding-dong. Hmm. Interesting.

Very, very sound. Not a single lesson learned. $10. Ding-dong, ding-dong. Ha ha ha. Why does it say, ding-dong? What the fuck? Why does it just say ding dong?

Chachi we love you. Chachi. We love you. Chachi. I want the best for you. I hope you reach your goal I'm not donating but we brought it up on the show and so maybe someone will donate if you want to see the Riverside or the the Texas Rocket Man Valencia. Honestly, he is a content. He'll return to the sky. Go to his website. The Rocket Man Valencia.

Just go to his website. Send a word of support through his email request. I guess you could also just book him. Available? Well, not right now. I would. How much can you look this up? How much is the book?

You got to reach out. Oh, we got to reach out. Because maybe that's what we'll do. Yeah, we'll book him once he's better How much do you think it could cost for one shot out of the cannon $5,000 Wow Thousand thousand. Yeah, I got to get the cannon. You got to get the net. I sadly think it's like sadly It's like 750 bucks. You really yeah, you think so Well, then they got a lower this $55,000 goal Maybe it's a thousand. I think maybe you rent the thing. How do I it's not a thing you can look up

I can't look this up. Are you are you? Human cannibal if you get shot out of a cannon, please Write in let us know how much do you charge? We're not necessarily hiring you but no are just looking for estimates. Yeah. Yeah to see if it's something That's in the budget. Yeah, I'm looking for estimates here Honestly, cuz I'd say I'm gonna take a couple of options Basically if it's more expensive than a dog in a ballerina costume probably not gonna do it unfortunately That's the choices we need to make in the 20-25 economy Yeah, we'll have to look it up. We're gonna have to try to book him. He's got a booking agent

Yeah, of course he does yeah, of course if he's big enough to go to the London Olympics and shit like that He must be fucking a very this guy's part of the best at it. He must be it seems like or one of yeah Well, I hope to see you back at work Chachi Yeah, but it's just it's more of a spring. That's what I knew they don't actually shoot the rocket man one at live.com If you want to email them and wish him well, I'm gonna hang out with him. Yeah, it actually seems like a blast What's the last time you saw the movie rocket man? I'm seated a long time. I wonder if it sucks though, probably Let's get some listener emails. Yeah All right, here we go

Some really good ones this week. Yeah, we got some stuff on victim advocates first-degree murder Advocates and one thing I will just say is thank you for the support I got from victim advocates and the main thing that they said is I got a lot of backup and Truly even the victim advocates agreed with you Yes And just make sure you just call a lawyer if you can afford a lawyer call a lawyer talk to somebody with a lawyer Lying a law degree from your state. Yeah, it's extremely important too because all the laws vary by state And if you're very broke Fine, you find a victim's advocate maybe hit up your smartest friend and be like,

does that seem real to you? I mean, I don't know, but it'll definitely call the fuck a lawyer. Most lawyers, you could definitely find somebody that will pick up, at least pick up the phone. And let's just know that the people they reached out to, they're trained by the state, and they really are, and they're confidential.

Like, people like this, a real victim's advocate is not going to blast you on social media And it's just not how it works a victims advocate is supposed to work for you Alongside you and it's not supposed to bring attention to themselves It's actually the exact opposite of what they're supposed to do Casey Anthony is the ultimate example of this Parasitical version of this job. Kaka woman. Kaka bitch. And Gypsy Rose Blanchard coming out hard against her. Yeah.

Well, if anyone knows about a bad mom. And that's the sad, because I wish that she would have made it to my Marsh Madness pool. Oh, Gypsy? Versus Casey. Oh, yeah. Because Gypsy kills mothers. Yeah. And Casey kills daughters.

Yeah, that is- Right? So Gypsy Rose- I mean, who's stronger? If you really want to go out, you want to talk about who's strong and who's not. Gy Casey kills daughters. Yeah that is right So Jimmy's you stronger if you really want to go out you want to talk about who's strong and she kills mother Yeah, and she's got prison time under her belt. Oh, she's hard as fuck. Yeah. Oh, yeah She can make a ratchet ass fucking shit, but didn't her boyfriend and her just break up He got broke up. He got broke up because of the social media presence the urge the og boyfriend But now she's back with the other guy the The guy that she said had the dick is fire. Oh, okay, yeah.

She's not with him anymore, she's with the other guy. She's back with the big guy, Ken? No, yeah, Ken, she's with Ken now. She's with Dumper? I thought Dumper was, no, Dumper's gone. Ken is the new old one. Yeah, he's the old guy who's not the Dumper that she was with originally.

I like the Dumper. He is fine. He's the only, you can tell he's a nice man. Couldn't handle the heat? No, he certainly could not. Gypsy Rose Blanchard, if she's one thing, red hot. Ugh. Um.

Here we go, now let's get to this really gross story. Yeah, I love this. I don't know if it's a gross story, it's just more, you never know how close families are. An unsettling story. So I've been a wedding bartender in North Carolina for five years and work at venues all over the state There's a lot of downtime before weddings, so it's common for vendors to swap interesting stories to pass the time This is the craziest one I've heard

So the story goes that just before the ceremony everyone is preparing to get lined up Doing final checks and the groom is nowhere to be found Where is he so all the bridesmaids and groomsmen are looking around the brides getting frustrated? All the guests are in their seats walking around searching the venue the bride's sister starts hearing noises coming from a closet Hmm, so she opens the door only find the groom Breastfeeding from his mother while the father is watching I suppose I guess for some much needed comfort before the stress of the wedding Needless to say the wedding was cancelled

Now nothing's got to be like how do I put this is it still breastfeeding? It was I think it was just dry and it was for the feeling of he was sucking on her tits. Yes He wasn't breastfeeding Assuming if you're getting married your mother is over 50 There's only two ways this counts in terms of that we can remotely kind of try to sort of Like talk about this and then if one if one your mother is Salma Hayek. Mm-hmm to your mother is Susan Sarandon. Yeah, that is the only way this is remotely acceptable or amaranth Yes

Simply just because she needs the support Yeah now but the idea of just wholeheartedly just sucking on a titty with no milk coming out of it on your wedding day is To be I get it. we all handle stress differently. For me, I find that situation itself very stressful. Also, if you have to do this, I suggest doing it at the hotel beforehand. We're not even telling you don't do it. Yeah.

We're not even saying hold back, it's your wedding day Yeah, we're saying have the good taste to do it back in the changing area. Yeah Not that day not the day of the wedding the dad watching is the weird part I think he's just trying to make sure he did it right. This sounds like a backrooms video. It does I do But I've talked about done the stream about how my entire algorithm I am getting this like breastfeeding thing. Really? It's a lot of that It's a way to show tits, but without it but they use the baby and a lot of times they use a fake baby to To pretend suck on the tit and then they pull it off like oh, huh

I just so you could see him a little bit and so they you see nipples on Instagram now Oh, yeah, because of the breastfeeding. Yeah, look it up. I'm okay You know, I've never typed in the words a family member who kept posting Breastfeeding videos and I wasn't happy about it. We've talked about this where I I'm okay with it I'm happy about if I was in the room. That's one thing. I'm not disgusted by it and I don't even hate it, right? I don't think that it's bad I think it's natural and I think you need to breastfeed whenever you need to breastfeed But I think you're my little cousin, please don't post it on Instagram stories. I would also say

We are doing everything in our power as men to not look at it because we don't want to see it We actually don't want to see I'm behaving myself but the sucking and the tithy out makes our heads turn it's a noise there's nothing that we know because how hard is this noise to ignore if my dog is licking his foot at night I get I flip out because the noise is so much meanwhile meanwhile like if you sit over there and you got your six-year-old out and she's chomping on Your fucking getting chomping on your teetons getting their fucking the whole milk. All right, I can't I'm gonna end up looking And I don't want to no one wants it

We all hate it, but I think it's cool. But again, I also support it breastfeed in public Just put a blanket over everybody know that yeah, it's it's more of like if your family's around. I don't know We're just getting into trouble now. I'm down trouble now. We're just getting a touchy subject It's a sucky Because I do you know, but again, I support breastfeeding I said I want you to breastfeed Please breastfeed do it at the restaurant do it at the airport I don't care do it at the police station do it as a crack house need to put it on Instagram reels I don't know. I guess maybe they do you like it. I don't and I'm asking for not I don't like it

But you have been enjoying it. No, I just have seen it. You've seen it and you don't like it. No say it again I don't like it No, cuz I don't want to see tit. I don't want to see babies in there. It's not what breasts are for no Well, it is technically exactly what they're for yeah for lame breasts Now let's go and look at this next story so Unsubscribe This is literally the non-toxic male podcast.

Here we go. So we had a comment, we talked about Lori and Chad this week getting a hotel room for their non-heavy, petting, awkward Christian non-sex. Okay. And this is just too much. When I was in college, I was in a sorority. And it was a relatively normal sorority except for one girl. She was a very conservative Christian. Not sure exactly which branch, but very fundamentalist. I think her parents wanted her to join because she would live

with only girls and stay pure or something. Yeah, good idea. She got engaged by the time she was 20, which we all awkwardly side-eyed because it's the only way they can have sex. That's why they get engaged at early. Boys were not allowed on the second floor of the house, but you could theoretically study with your boyfriend on the main level. One time her fiance came over and they were hanging out in the living room while I was reading for class. We were probably like 10 feet or away from them. The two of them faced each other and they pressed their foreheads against each other, looking into each other's eyes and

breathing heavily together while holding hands. It was the most disgustingly intimate, uncomfortable thing I have secondhand experienced. And it went on for about 15 minutes. Well, that's long. Oh yeah. Well, I just sat there, I was trying to read, not knowing if I should leave. Every so often I would just hear, mm, mm-hmm, mm, from behind me, and I would internally scream.

I think it would have actually been less weird if they just had sex in front of me, I agree. Eventually the awkwardness of the situation broke through to me and I coughed loudly and I left the lead that leave them with their weird breathing shit. Yeah. So I think it's probably good that sex and demolition man. That is like what I wanted to bring up with the shells. Yeah. Yeah. Laurie and Chad got a hotel room and in cone heads. Yeah. Yeah. Instead of doing that weird shit in a public park. Yeah. That's like, uh, I don't know why they it's really gross

It's so much worse than kiss than sex It's so much worse than sex getting married at 20 and pressing foreheads together is so much worse than having sex one time Yeah, I guess so. Yes, same time good for them. No fuck them Don't no one should be getting married at 20 years old No that I feel like I understand why you do and I understand that people do it and it's really not disparaging I'm just saying just straight up as a now a 40 year old get off on slapping foreheads and holding hands Good for you. I think it's fine. Yeah, you shouldn't if you are getting off though You shouldn't get off in front of other people. No, I mean if that's your if that is your sex it should be behind a fucking closed door anyway Yeah, because again, I just don't need you guys doing my chair is worse than the Falconer

You know what's funny? I? Sort of do too Only just because the Falconer put it on yes, he should not have posted it No, the thing about the Falconer that saves it all is his own accepting out attitude is how Italian he is about it Yeah, that's what saves that story is the fact that he's not only not ashamed But just so happy at how well his penis looks that he wanted to show the world and he was just proud of it And he got he took it he took Accountability he saved up for it and he and he bought it

But these are the people these guys pressing foreheads together are the same people that are making like Supreme Court's decisions. Yes. So that's the thing. That's what we're talking about here This is the problem is that if you can't put P&V He's you know, we know he's you know, he's being dirty now But I'm just saying these are the type of people where they come this is what we're looking at evangelicals and fundamentalists That's what Amy Barrett is all these people. Yeah, just understand that if you can't put P and V you cannot choose What to do with our country? That is what I could do if you cannot if you literally can't watch an R-rated movie

How in the literal fuck are you supposed to run the country United America when we are proudly built on war? Yes, all right. We are proudly built on bloodshed, and I won't have you tonight You fucking dirty-ass Christians. Yeah, you fucking Christians man so much worse coming for you I'd rather you openly, but fuck a Runaway yeah Yeah, you know There you go We ended strong today. We really did Really really did what a day it was we got a lot of messaging in there and I think that everybody who's heard us is more

Inspired so in two days if you want to hear more of this,'re gonna be at the Ryman auditorium you bet you're the first 14th in Nashville Tennessee, and I am gonna love being in Nashville. I'm gonna live the Nashville lifestyle going on there I'm gonna get some way too hot for me chicken. You are gonna get the chicken. I don't know yet I haven't decided I want to eat good Honestly, if you skip the chicken on Saturday the day after the show so we don't worry about being sick Could someone send me an email of what what's like a good sleeper thing? We should check out in Nashville on Saturday while we're in town. There's a good restaurant We should head up because I am just fucking I'm already hungry thinking about Nashville. Yeah, no, I love eating there

God, it's one of the good towns for that and then we're gonna get our German food on Sunday in Huntsville That is March 16th. Henry and I are doing a special side stories in Huntsville. It's gonna be a blast. I can't wait for it, man. I cannot wait. Yeah, we're going to NASA. Well, we're not going to NASA, but we're gonna go scream at the building.

Oh yeah. And then we're gonna talk about your hero, Bernard Von Braun. Oh, everybody's favorite American. We're gonna have so much fun. Come out to Huntsville. We are gonna have a fucking blast. Yeah, and thentsville. You're gonna we're gonna have a fucking blast Yeah, and then April 19th, we're gonna be in Detroit at the Masonic

So make sure you check us out there and then also next week. I am touring Florida that's right on March 20th. I'm in Jacksonville March 21st and 22nd. I'm in Panama City Beach and on March 23rd I'm in Tallahassee with Danny Bedrosian. It's going to be amazing. I got our boy Evan Rossi opening up for me. We're going to have a shit ton of fun. I got I'm doing an hour of Florida jokes. Yes, it is good. You were developed this whole act. Yes. Yes. So this is a lot of Florida specific material. You're not going to see anything like this. Come and and check it out And then Henry and I are gonna be in Florida in May, but we'll talk about that down the road, but right now March 20th Jacksonville 21st and 22nd Panama City Beach and the 23rd. I'll be in Tallahassee

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