Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: ANITA & The Black Hat Man

Episode Date: May 28, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Tales of the Black Hat Man, a machete-wielding maniac is "not angry, just upset", a slain pedophile's daughter celebrates his killer, and MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side story That's when the cannibalism started Lordy Lou man I am just full of it today, man. I you are we well last week We did we talked about the hat man the black-hatted man, and I've received Probably over a hundred emails of people have seen the black hat man now We see the cousin or the brother of the guy in the yellow hat who owns Curious George curious George I am going to commit

Suicide no, I actually know I It's interesting because there's so many people emailed us right at first. I was like, uh black hat man That's not that scary Mm-hmm, and then you read like 15 of these emails at night like last time I was last night I was going through emails, and I was like oh No, I got to go to sleep like Please don't come and get me black hat man. I can't even first thought I can't even walk by a hipster pork What are they called pork hats pork pie hats pork pie hats?

Can you walk by one of those stories without getting the trembles very scary very scary what up everybody you welcome to side stories I've been hanging out with Henry as always Every day every day none stop hope everyone is doing well out there We got a lot of stories for you this week. You know what I'm gonna say 2020 Wrap it up with one word shenanigans shenanigans It's insane fucking shenanigans everywhere shenanigan shenanigans Deadly shenanigans inside your home shenanigans Now I'm thinking of the sports bar

I was hanging out out of Florida called shenanigans a great time and go support shenanigans if you're ever around the Fort Lauderdale area Right near the porthole. All right, but that was also the bit bar from super troopers. Oh, no kidding Yeah, that's very interesting. All right. Let me I want to read a couple of these black hat black man Black hat man stories, okay I want you to read that I want you to hear these because some of these I mean like they're all a little bit They they I picked a couple that were a little bit more unique, but I wanted to read them up top So just so you remember am I gonna get scared here? I Hope so, okay, but I did a little bit more reason

I just wanted to talk a little bit about it up top. So the black-headed man is a Some form of I'm gonna it's something like a thought form between a thought form and a ghost kind of like a black-eyed kid And black kids are not just kids. You don't listen They're also kids that come into your home They got actually fully black eyes even though whites are black like puffin like puffin Yes, they're like little dolls eyes, but it's the side of a child if a child had puffin's eyes, it'd be terrifying There's something there's somewhere between like actual boogie men slash cryptid slash like a some kind of Paranormal phenomena that is very big on coast to coast a.m. You can look at it

I also watch a documentary called the tall hat man. Okay on Amazon and it is it's spooky But that that was one where it had a like quote-unquote Psychologist, I was like the black hat man is real and he can hurt you in your dreams And I was like this is not helping the messaging here This is not helping anybody calm down during coronavirus you and I both watched a movie that was kind of similar I highly recommend it and I'm gonna speak for you as well Henry the house in between Or the house but the house. Yeah, the house in between it is really really cool But there is someone like that as well

There's a psychic who shows up who is just so on point such a perfect psychic there is a presence in this house Meanwhile, it's like if I think it takes place in New Jersey. I forget where the house It's really fun, but I do love it, but I love it's an actual representation of what ghost hunters look like They don't look like sack backings. No, they don't he's a dreamboat. He is the 10 out of 10 He's an 11 out of 10 like it's a dog sight and they refuse to rate any dog less than a 10 He's an 11 out of 10. He could get it There's one moment in the the house in between where the where the psychic or whatever Reveals that she had a picture she has a she's like I sit down the night before every night before I go into a home

And I have and I visualize it and she had a picture of a cane sitting next to a door And you know for a fact she has about a thousand pictures in this book and she just I mean We're not that we're not that unique of creatures. So she points to a cane in the house and a door She's like look at this My dreams, you know It's a little it's a little put together, but the house in between is so in because they shot that house for 10 years Yes, and and but I don't want to blow it for you. There's a larger man in that in this documentary

That is heartbreaking and also inspiring The real body of the ghost hunter Not again not Zach Baggins. So let me read some of these stories some these are we got I want to say over a hundred Black hat seriously man stories. So I'm just gonna read a couple real quick up top just because I mean it's oaky spooky awesome And I don't like it great, but I think you'll like it The hat man appeared to me at least three times Like this other like the other listener I would wake up from a dead sleep and stare at a shadowy corner of my room and as my vision focused the figure would emerge

It was tall wearing a trench coat and his face obscured by this hat Oh my god, it's Eric Klebold I would lay motionless and stare at it for long stretches of time partly because I was transfixed But also to verify that it was in fact seeing what I was seeing until I eventually fall asleep now What people say again? It is like a 3d shadow it often happens during sleep paralysis They say it quite often happens to people that are already highly interested in the paranormal on the occult So it kind of had your brain's kind of working off something well that kind of goes against what I always say Where if you want it too much you ain't gonna get it they know you're desperate, but I guess that's not the case here

But it's also sleep issues have quite a bit to do with it The last time the figure appeared to me instead of its usual shadowy corner It was standing in the middle of the room much closer to my bed. I was able to see its face It was deathly white with loose hanging folds of skin and deep sunken eyes at its feet Was a second figure laying face down and hovering a few inches off the ground The second finger turned its head to look at me its face had the same pallid white folds and sunken eyes as the first Except its mouth was open in an unnaturally wide. Oh That meant that image is seared in my memory. So that was one that was fucking creepy as hell

That's horrifying. You never want to die choking on one of those good Godzilla dildos if you ever search for you know Women who can do certain things with their vagina the one that could take a lot in there the monster Have you seen those monster dildos? Of course. Yeah, yeah, Doug Sackman our friend used to develop those and honestly they seem very smooth for the pussy I think that it's I think that if you like it if you'd like to be all filled up with it That's a fun way to do it. I guess please put the practice in before you go to game day on that one Here's another story that I really really enjoy this comes from all the way from from fun old hospice Now she sent a picture of a this these two wings. It's in the UK

It's a hospice in this old building where the West Wing and the East Wing It's kind of like in a you and they face each other two sets of windows face each other my mom Jay is a head nurse at a hospice over here in the UK I The deals with patients battling cancer and other terminal illnesses. Yes, it's very very intense She's an incredibly rational sensible and emotionally intelligent woman and doesn't have any particular belief in ghosts in the supernatural Which is exactly why this story shook me when I heard it for the first time now each patient in this U-shaped hospital Has a buzzer that they can ring if they need anything from the nurses. Oh my god. You imagine being a nurse I walk the country to be different. We're like I know we all do. Where's the pillow? I

Can't wait that's how I'm gonna go Death by nurse. I hope so because I'll just be like grabbing at her knees. This is later on deep in my dementia That's great. Well this woman from the West Wing started ringing, right? My mom was taken care of this on she was on buzzer duty and she went over there She arrived answered the call the woman asked the nurse Can you please ask the man in the hat to leave the room as he was bothering her by Silently staring at her from the corner of the room. Yeah, sure definitely very scary Oh my god

She described the man as tall dark figure wearing a black coat with big rimmed hat a lot of times They are seen as a kind of square outline and one guy in that documentary the tall black Tall black hat man or the black hat man. He said that the brim of the hat was as long as his shoulder So it's very exaggerated. Okay. Do we know for sure that she was not just watching? Undertaker circa night undertaker circa 1999 very interesting one of the witnesses of the black hat man called him the undertaker Cool like from WWE. I stumbled upon the truth once again. You were close Right, so the woman she said she described the man as a tall dark figure wearing a black coat with a big rimmed hat Naturally, my mom was a bit spooked by this giving that no one else was in the room with them

But she chalked it up to an hallucination from the pain relief medication the patient was on its hallucinations were somewhat common Experienced by patients on such medication. Damn. She calmed the woman down. I guess by giving her another fucking zap of it Well, all of a sudden she got a buzz From a patient on the opposite wing of the building the wing that looked directly into the current wing that she was on When she arrived at the opposite wing to ask how she could help the second patient the woman calmly asked that if my mom if she could close Her curtains as she was being bothered by a scary looking man in a big rimmed hat That she could see walking up and down the halls in the opposite wing of the building Oh my god, sounds like dr. Death is coming for an appointment

Yeah, I gotta say it sounds like somebody tried to keep people off the beaches right now Yeah, right the wing that my mom had just come from right the second patient described exactly the same man as the first it But she was not gonna say metz. Okay, so it's very so that's another one Do you know another one that's scared the fuck out of me something with older minds and younger minds that make because they got More stuff going on either in the growth area or the decline area that maybe they're more susceptible to seeing something like this I'm gonna just go ahead and say I have no clue This is another story that fucking is also creepy out I Went away to grad school when I moved back to my life took a shit

My mom who had struggled with substance abuse and mental illness for years was diagnosed with terminal cancer My whole family was caught in her downward spiral. It's so sad. I'm very sorry for that It's really that's fucked up and anyone and you know, we get a lot of listeners people people who are sick Our hearts are with you and we wish you the best and yes indeed Good work. Yes. It's very hard out there This person had trouble sleeping during these months horrible insomnia When I did fall asleep, I'd wake up for about three hours later desperately about three hours later Desperately trying to open the bedroom window. I remember woken up

Hmm and being overcome with fear at times I would wake up at the hallway staring into the bedroom looking for whatever it was that had scared me awake One night. I was visited by my old friend. Mr. Hat Too tall too thin with a hat with a brim a little wider than a fedora Just standing over me and watching me like he always does The next day I was scheduled to work with this kid He's nine years old who had significant autism, but was highly intelligent and well-spoken His major issue was overwhelming anxiety that manifested in compulsive behaviors and emotional helpers

Well, he's got to go to Kmart. You got to get the undies. It sounds like me. Sure That's a way in reference by the way for the end of it is not exactly 38 years. Wopner gotta watch the walk We're during our lesson. He seemed more distracted than usual He kept chewing his fingers and shaking his head until I asked him what was wrong and he said do you do you ever have bad dreams? Sure, I do bud not think it much about it And he said hey, did you have one last night? I Paul I pause a little surprised but eager to get back to the lesson in case my boss walked by and I said yeah Actually, you know what? I did I did kind of have a nightmare last night

And then looking me dead in the eye for the first time since I met him. He asked me did he have the hat? Oh My god So these are just little examples But one thing I wanted to look into people say that this quite often happens with sleep paralysis and I wanted to know why Like what is so scary about the syndrome of sleep paralysis because or or is it a demon trying to kill you? I'm trying to make you feel a little bit better. It's not Always a demon trying to kill you. I'm happy that none of these people experienced a what would appear to be an ejaculate facial This person is just standing over their bed staring at them. He does not seem to be playing with a ghost dick

So that's good. Well, yeah, it's not your uncle doing it to you, which I think is honestly It's nicer than that but one night I kept finding when I was looking up was a thing I think that the brain goes into called hyper vigilance When you can wake up very suddenly It's perhaps for people it's people that study from light sleeping or people say so hyper veiled hyper vigilance I feel like hyper vigilant. That's what Nicholas Cage is in every movie. He is hyper vigil hyper vigilant and in his life Yes, he is it is an enhanced state of sensory sensitivity accompanied by exaggerated intensity of behaviors whose purpose is to detect activity So they believe that what might might happen is that you wake up

from a dead sleep You threw in REM sleep and your body is locked right and your brain They say a lot of times it's a symptom of PTSD and anxiety disorders And this is why a lot of times in sleep paralysis a lot of times identified with people who have depression or bipolar disorder Maybe coming back from the war sure or the grocery store Right, I had problems with grocery stores when I was deep inside of my anxiety So basically what happens is that your body in hyper vigilance

There's a perpetual scanning of the environment to search for sight sounds people behavior smells or anything else that is reminiscent of activity Threat or trauma so you got you slide into this hyper aware state because your body can't move But your brain knows that you have now become online You are now conscious, but your body can't move so it knows on Sort of in a subconscious level. It's you're highly vulnerable to any sort of attack your old-school reptile brain noses So what it begins to do is scan the environment for things that are threatening and that maybe what it can do It's like your eyeballs dilate you start seeing more shapes in the darkness, right? maybe things that like in your room or or qualities of light are different and for some reason it seems to coalesce in

This black-headed man Symbol that has happened again and again and again it seems to happen and we don't know what's interesting Does the black-headed man come from a group understanding of the black-headed man and a picturing of it already in your conscious? Waking mind that then you can apply to your sleeping mind, or is it something that is? From our collected unconscious, right? Maybe your your brain is trying to find or put put the shapes together into something that you recognize and who doesn't recognize But also how like a black hat stand into the corner of their room I was reading of flying saucers to the center of the mind by John Keel last night and a part of what they were talking a little bit

It was about the do you think that's how do you think that's helping with your mental health? No, absolutely not barely slept. I don't horrible sleep every time I've been reading all UFOs up for growing in sleep, and I just haven't been able to sleep Yeah, maybe just maybe do the three-hour rule three hours before bed You have to stop reading about UFOs Henry and start watching my shows about murder. No, then it's on the log cabin living And those was that that's called yeah, yeah, and I watch my I've been watching that floral arrangement show which is really fun We have all these like a man dressed as Super Mario brothers making dragons out of flowers. It's fun. It's kids creative Who are you trying to convince who are you trying to convince?

But maybe black hat man comes from like the idea of like what they said how we used to view aliens or things like aliens Egregonians like from gnomes to people like the we used to with the great zeppelin craze of the 1800s which is true phantom zeppelins, which was a was a thing Yeah, people used to see and then what you do is the stuff that's common to you or common to either the pop culture of the time Or what's going on you ingest these things and then your brain essentially Uses those images to fulfill whatever that intelligence is that you're seeing of course and that the zeppelin Trend of course coincides perfectly with the zeppelin trend of Coney Island, which led to the death of many people who ate that and then Immediately went swimming cramped up and died. Wow. You're blaming. I

I am I am God's so mad. Have you ever had a zeppelin? Yeah, they're very good, but I don't think you're supposed to I honestly do you can't swim after you eat that is a myth But if you eat a bunch of dairy That's that will mess you up. You will say you get shit if you get a cramp You can't swim, but yeah, I'm not trying to swim across the English Channel here Nothing in my fucking four feet of chlorine nothing more fun. Everyone says oh have a water berth. No Take a dump in the ocean that is your version of a water berth taking a dump in the ocean is the single greatest feeling in the history of time What did you do? Oh, yeah, do you do that in Italy? I've done that in every ocean. I've ever been in it's called feeding the fishies

Oh Alright, well, thank you so much for that update and for we're better Understanding the black hat man scary indeed side stories LP otl at gmail.com If you're a psychiatrist, perhaps we'll do one more update on this Otherwise we could spend an entire series on him and perhaps we will at some point in the future But let us know what do you think? Why do people see this image? Is it real or is it in the mind or is it both? I absolutely like, you know, I love that kind of paranormal phenomena But coast-to-coast has been covering this shit hard cure

So you can also look at if you got a coast-to-coast subscription like I do you can look it up there, which is a lot of fun Absolutely, all right We give a little bit of an update a little bit update the necrophilia suspect the guy last week who was having sex with the Corpse on the street, and they didn't know where the woman long dead turns out That was a self-made corpse he put it together like the movie may or it was he would grave robber or no He murdered a woman he murdered a woman and he carried her around like it was Linus's blanket Okay, hold on a minute. He'd love to it So he murdered the woman he did not make first of all that's not making love that is I don't even know what that's called

You don't know whether he was patner had her governor little kisses I don't think that's what requires love to be in the situation You could also do extreme bondage, and it could be technically making love, but Why would they then just charge him with having sex with the corpse? Why didn't they just be like? Yeah, you killed her like I don't I don't understand I really assumed that he had also killed her they've added homicide to his list of charges. They added but yeah Yeah, necrophilia was how they got him like how they got Al Capone with the tax So they got him by because he was treating a corpse like it was

a favored Splooge blanket. There you go, buddy. All right. We have another update as well You may recall this story from last week. This fellow James Fairbanks. He killed a convicted sex offender And we were kind of like well did the guy actually do it? What's the deal here 13 years this guy Fairbanks had to look at this man a Little indication that this dude indeed the man that was killed was a true true scumbag in every sense of the word The victim in this case that is the man who also caused a lot of victim

He'd be victimized a lot of people but the man who was killed his daughter supports Fairbanks so his daughter supports James Fairbanks in killing her father Because he was such a scumbag. This is according to Fairbanks defense attorney Steve Leffler He says our citizens usually hate someone accused of first-degree murder. That's what makes this an unusual case Because he is getting an immense amount of support from the community So the state calls this case a it was a cold-blooded murder Condolucci, that's the asshole who was the convicted pedophile. He was convicted and served time for sexually assaulting a

13-year-old girl in Bellevue about a decade before yes a couple days later This news source received an anonymous letter confessing again That was Fairbanks, but it seems as if the dude's daughter is Taking the side of Fairbanks. It's probably going to help him get a lighter sentence. This is according to Brenda Beadle. She is the Douglas County chief deputy attorney. She says the evidence I know of he was making efforts to change his life and do right Okay, more than a thousand people have joined Facebook pages with the goal of freeing Fairbanks saying things like He's hurt so many people. It's only a matter of time before he did it again

He was stiff. He was still finding ways to have contact with children. I'm here for the Fairbanks family The name of the man's daughter is Amanda Henry. This is what she had to say. She says I've been through so much hurt and pain There are many times I wanted to do it myself, but I didn't want to give up my freedom So literally the dude's daughter is like I would have whacked him myself if I had the chance But I didn't have the courage to give up my freedom like James Fairbanks. Maybe I'm being controversial here But Fairbanks, you know, I'm gonna say five year give him five years two and a half with good behavior And that's if I'm the judge I'm putting the gavel down. That's what I'm giving him His own daughter wanted him dead and he was as we learned in last week's episode Fairbanks says this condolucci

He wasn't staring at spaghetti. He was staring at children when Fairbanks said I've had enough of this sir and Took action into his own hands, which again is not right, but this is one of those areas where oh my lord It's a cloudy day. This is a gray area. He was Was vaguely right in this scenario. We had a couple of people send emails. They're very interesting that work with Work with pedophiles that are forced to be around him and again say the same thing about the sex offender registry about how it's such a It's a fucked system because it works It works, but the problem is is that the people that then have to If you are like what we talked about in the from the conviction episode if you are wrongly accused or you have to take a

Plea you have to do all this kind of thing you're like kind of bullshit in order to like essentially get out of jail And then you're put on that sex offender list and you were one of those people too even though you're not like there's no room for Like levels there and their side of the sex offender list definitely needs to be going back to this story briefly You know usually Henry Zabrowski you've been arrested because Ben Kissel says poop yourself and it was in public you're going to prison No one would like us in prison They would immediately try to beat us up. We would have to defend ourselves God knows what happens to shank But you know like funny guys in prison. That's what that's what big Kirk said

I know and let's but they like it's humor is different humor is like oh my god Did you see the way I shanked that guy in the eye? That's pretty funny stuff. That's that's physical Gary humor But when Fairbanks walked into the medical unit at the jail at least 10 inmates stood up and applauded him Like he was like mother Teresa will be popular in jail. He was and this is according to Fairbanks lawyer mr. Lefler he says well, he doesn't want to be in jail. It's obviously gratifying. That's incredibly rare I've been doing this for 44 years and I've never seen anything like that before so Fairbanks. I bet you he's getting free He's getting free chips. He's getting free hostess. He's he's still in jail. Yes But so I they could probably try to get him out of there with bail

I wonder what his bail bail will be set be what what his bail will be set for I'm not sure if they even offer bail for first-degree murder, which is still the charge. I Think you gotta give him five two and a half with good there He's gonna see there's gonna be some kind of play He's gonna get a play and then we'll see where it guts from that He's probably gonna have to like say I am guilty of some form of murder of being a hero I'm guilty of being a hero. Maybe I'm being controversial here, but my grandfather was a hero too He killed he killed so many Italians. You couldn't get

It's not kind of luci He was not killed because he was Italian that was probably the best part of him because at least he knew how to make a carb or two Exactly, it's him. The worst things most Italians are accused of are being a little too physically close to their mothers Yes, and that's not illegal. It's just weird and please God stop putting it on Pornhub But hey, dude, we're pulling for you. So we'll see how this fucking goes. This is a story that's breaking That's happening right now. There's a middle of a manhunt for a Yukon student who's suspected in killings He killed two people with the machete. Jeez His name is Peter Manfredonia. He's 23 years old and he he's gone a little bit

He's gone haywire and he's gone missing. He was last seen in Pennsylvania. They believe they might have found footage of him in Maryland, okay There's a picture of him that they said like but apparently he was a normal guy Yes, he was a bartender at the local the spot where they were at It seems that he got more and more agitated as time went on he attacked an elderly couple with the machete Damn, um, he would seem to be he was vaguely normal That's what I was looking at a picture of this guy. I mean granted

He looks like Richard Spencer. It looks like he would go to like and whatever it looks like he would go to a Ben Shapiro You know, he would go listen to him speak and probably ask a few questions in like a Conference room at his University of Yukon. Maybe it actually can be cool to be conservative But he went and he He wrote all over his walls the thing that's become became interesting is that it seems that this was premeditated and now He is going he's kind of gone Off the rails. Yes, but he wrote all over inside of his walls Which kind of became like the reason why people are fascinated with him. Okay, he wrote in big letters. I'm not angry

I'm upset which is a thing on my mom used to say all the time. What does that mean? That's right before you get back And angry that's her certain. It's it's almost as bad as disappointed. Yeah, I wonder what he would have killed thousands if he was Disappointed, but he wrote on his walls now this this this he wrote the Sandy Hook promise was one thing that he wrote He is from the same block as Adam Lanza. Oh my he knew him What does that mean the Sandy Hook promise is that I don't know is that a truth or thing where he didn't happen in their minds? Or no, he's opposite. He's he's he is setting up his his own personal killing spree He wrote a red sharpie on his walls. We saw what happened when Adam snapped We saw what happened when Thanos snapped now. They see what happens when I snap

Okay, hold on one second that middle that second name you mentioned there. What did you say Thanos? Yes Rollin so he's so he is okay, so in his mind Adam Lanza is just a kid just slightly akin to Thanos I think that he is being what you could call a bitch Where he is? He has decided to throw his own little temper tantrum and he thinks he's so emo is gonna He's so emo that he's gonna start killing people like he wrote stuff like is this bad. Well, I get in trouble Well, they look at me strange. He wrote welcome to Peter's world

So he's just what it's very it's kind of Berkowitz style in terms of Like he's got like Technically four like kind of a skinny kind of almost. I'm gonna use the word Chad kind of guy He's kind of got a lot of milk boy characteristics All right, and again this guy's name is Peter Manfredo know Fred man Fredonia It's man Fredonia. It does sound like it's a colony full of douchebags The one thing that we do have to press again. He is still as of our recording on the loose

So just maybe put up like a Trump 2020 sign and see if you can't attract him See if you can't like get him over just be like we're having a little rally We're in support of the cops in Minneapolis want to come join us a big sign that says the truth about COVID when he rolls up Get a net and bug it and put it over his head, but that really is so obviously this guy He's killed a few elderly people which is enough But he probably wants to still continue to kill so this is kind of freaking scary even though he's a total weenie Listen to this fucking crime spree Wednesday afternoon, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper this from the CT post calm Pennsylvania State Police Trooper

Anthony Petrosky said a new tip. He said they believe is in Hagerstown, Maryland, right? So that's the last thing right so what they said was that he took an Uber there wait, what? Yep, he took an Uber pencil the Penn State police said Manfredonia He's had an Uber driver take him to Hagerstown, Maryland State Police said the black bag We said he had a black bag inside with him that had a guns He sold from a Wilmington Wilmington's man home over the weekend during a home invasion So he broke into a house. Okay, the past four months Rue has said Manfredonia has been renting a place and at Renwood Apartments, it's complex consisting of ranch tile buildings offering small one-to-two bedroom apartments that reach about 1,000 square feet cost

About $1,000 a month, which means there's one open now Why do I feel like the author of that article has a neighbor or a Sister or a brother who's a realtor. She's like I also plugged your I plug the apartment complex. I think we're gonna sell one Thanks. Thank you. I'm really my question though is when you get into an Uber Don't you have to have a destination? You can't just be like yeah, you're gonna Maryland You're one from Pennsylvania, but that's a state Don't you have to have like a home or like you can't just say a random bus stop Oh, I used to do it all time. Just pick a corner pick a random-ass gas station. Just take them there

That's what you do I never not taking an Uber to a house to a job to like a show like usually there's a destination That's a little bit more broad than the sidewalk Wait, it's how it goes. So the search for Manfredonia It began Friday morning after police say Manfredonia attacked two men with a type of machete Northeast Connecticut of the town of Willington However a source close to the investigation said Manfredonia was on his way to meet a former girlfriend when his motorcycle broke down Oh, cool. Demir's offered Manfredonia a ride on his ATV

That's fucking dope when police say that the 62 year old man was attacked with an edged weapon Oh second man came to the aid of Demir's was critically injured and then now he's in stable So he murdered one on Sunday Willington man reported being held captive by Manfredonia who stole his guns food supplies and his truck during a home invasion A few hours later police recovered the stolen truck and derby Stending off an extended search that led authorities to a Roosevelt Drive home about a mile away Mallease police said videos available and showed Manfredonia walking directly toward Nicholas Isles home between 5 and 6 a.m. Sunday

Isle graduated Newton High in 2015 and that they were in acquaintances together and I believe Manfredonia had fled kidnapped Isles girlfriend in her night 2016 Volkswagen Jetta And then they he abandoned her and said he left her alone and grabbed another car and started driving And of course he's just running scared and of course Isle was found dead in his home on Sunday So man manfredonia Is dangerous despite douchey how douchey he is he is equally dangerous be very careful I feel horrible for the 62 year old victim. I feel horrible for the man who just tried to help Uh, this guy is obviously dangerous if you are in that area

We actually have a friend who is camping in that area right now when she's like texting me be like I got out of New York City to be safe and now there is literally a killer on the loose like it's some kind of horror movie This dude is running out of options. I would assume just given our experience in the true crime field The more desperate he gets the more dangerous he will be So be careful Hit him with your car hit him with your car hit him with your car and look at him man. It's an interesting profile of uh Of america's youth Yeah, but boy used to fucking it was got fucking it's just some kind of piece of shit

Yeah, he looks like he enjoys some crispy boys every now and again Although i'm sure he doesn't because I don't think he had any friends And i'm sure he blamed his lack of relationship abilities because uh on on others as opposed to his own horrible Person, you know, he is one of those dudes who had friends and had job. He's a bouncer at a local bar He had a lot of friends I was a bouncer i didn't have any friends because nobody likes the bouncer henry You see you've never had to be in a position of power like that where people immediately assume that you're the bad guy And I just i'm asking for ids here

NYU student when I was working at cabin on second avenue between fourth and fifth I am not trying to be mean I am trying to do my jib and I am trying to protect and serve but then they were very mean to me I love I love bouncers. No, you were a nice person. I've always loved bouncers Well, you have to get in with the bouncer, but there's a lot of people who just assume Oh, they see you as authority. So I bet you mr. Peter here He got his feelings hurt then he got on a power trip and then boom

He's off to killing anyone who gives him a ride on an atv. I've seen this story a thousand times a thousand times It's hard out there, man. Again, but that's what you got to be careful Be honestly in a bouncer that is we will keep you updated on that story. I figure with the fact that we live in an Extremely surveilled country that they should be able to find him I mean they already got him on one camera, but guess what guess what he's wearing a mask Just like all the rest of us so a little bit more difficult to find him and he's just got fucking Dude brown hair. I thought you were gonna say like a michael meyers mask or something in which case it would be easy Interesting. Yeah, maybe a luchador mask. All right. Well speaking of matches

This is a lighthearted story that you know, I just want to say it just because it's lighthearted There's a there's a bar in this place and it's called sputnik's bar It's in colorado and much like the the japanese baseball team who wanted to have a crowd So they got a bunch of sex dolls to hold up sides and stuff This bar because everyone felt so lonely put a bunch of fake ghosts around and it's called sputnik So if that ever is open go and hang out This is according to the owner he says it feel it oddly feels nice to have like even though They're not real people just kind of a presence in the bar. So that's just sort of nice

Um rest nice as long as he didn't like name them all after like people who died in the holocaust And then it becomes just the saddest restaurant in the face of the planet. Well, that's because sputnik can only have 50 percent capacity right now So uh, so then he's got the ghosts. I think they should just keep the ghosts Um because we're all gonna be there one day and everyone that dies that was a regular at that bar mummify the bodies put the ghost uh Sort of cloth over them and then they can become real life ghosts. I think that's a great idea Absolutely and again remember if you're gonna build ghosts make sure I'm gonna say this make sure that head is flat

Because if you got a big cone, hey, we've got a big cone shape Put on your thing you have made a bunch of kkk members All just eat net your restaurant that is gonna make it uncomfortable for everyone except for one person And then you're gonna want that person to no longer come back to your bar. You don't want to be like Oh, finally we're able to talk about it. I've been writing this my whole time celebrating history in a restaurant Um, this is uh, there's another quick story. I'm just gonna say this upside down cosmic ray shower They're saying that there's evidence of a parallel universe. Oh, this is a very interesting story about uh, these strange Series of events that happened. We don't know what it means yet. This came out according to new scientist magazine

They believe it found evidence of a potential for a parallel universe and high energy particles found in Antarctica The researchers were perplexed by a fountain of high energy particles erupting from the ice in Antarctica and nasa's Antarctic impulsive transient antenna, which is the Anita The phenomenon detected is in pretty strong tension with the standard model of physics University of Hawaii physics and astronomy professor Peter gore him said without screaming nerd No, I'm just joking. You you're very smart. I'm just joking. But you're saying they don't know what the hell this is, right? These high energy particles arrive from space, but it cannot pass through the solid mass of the earth Yet instead of detecting these particles coming from space or reflecting off the ice

Anita has found them coming up from the ice Anita is a stretch a stratospheric balloon designed to detect cosmic ray showers through radio wave signals, right? As they bounce up or down off the ice it turns an entire continent into a gigantic neutrino telescope Anita has twice detected a fountain of high energy particles coming up from the earth's surface in years past with the first time occurring in 2016 The rays resemble an upside down cosmic ray shower Well, we saw something that looked like a cosmic ray as seen in reflection off the ice sheet, but it wasn't reflected As it was it came out all of us technically means nothing to me, but they're saying is that they think it just it's mean some fucking weird Bullshit, it's like a window in a world where everything's backwards

But they're saying it might meet be evidence of a quote-unquote parallel universe But they're still trying to work out whether or not the machine is broken That is a thing they're trying to figure out now If you need more evidence that the world can be reversed look no further than the great hip-hop group crisscross In that world. They were just wearing their clothes Appropriately. All right, my last true crime story of the day Man, it's tough to be a mom out there Henry. Yeah, man. I know that you know that indeed You know how it is my kids my nipples have never been the same

You're so fucking hungry these kids I'm not getting anything out of it. Mr. Zabrowski. Have you been breastfeeding the child and not allowed to this is natural Yes, but you don't create You can only eat up little damien Eat up Always coughing on my hairs. I have heard and maybe this was just in a comedy movie somewhere But I think that men can create milk under stress. I think that they're full of shit under stress What like I'm a fucking squid. I don't know that I think I heard that somewhere

I don't know Patricia Ripley 45 years old not mother of the year Uh, she drowned her kid Alejandro Ripley. He was nine years old. He's non-verbal autistic The craziest thing about this story She tried to drown him twice in the same day. She was at one canal And a bunch of spectators were like, hey, don't drown your kid. What are you doing? So what are you doing? What are you doing there? Prefer if you don't drown your child in front of me So she said, oh, okay. Oh, he just fell went to another canal where she

Completed her mission which was to drown her child and then to make her even a worse person She tried uh to convince everyone that he was abducted. Yeah So obviously the father is absolutely devastated. That's old O Ripley. He says we love Alejandro And we got aggrieved with whatever they said about my wife. It's not real So apparently the father is trying to defend the mother in this case Um, this is according to her lawyer. He said there is obviously a great deal of support for her by all accounts She's been an excellent mother an excellent person a great family as you can see from the people around here Miami but she she drowned her child

Yes, and this is where it gets even more I'm just gonna say Karen just because that's hip now and I have to oh, no Karen's I don't even want to hear that Karen is the most hack shit Karen's can go everybody can you Karen's can go fuck Tyson's can go fuck. What's a Tyson? I don't know it's chicken. I love it. So this is what she said This is she said she was ambushed by two black men who demanded drugs and took her cell phone tablet and son Because you know when you want drugs, there's nothing else you want more than also a kid Like you know when you want like to have a lot of fun and you're like, man

We could have so many good times if we just got a bunch of coke and a nine-year-old kid who happens to be autistic Let's have a glass A coke deal loves more than a new child. Absolutely. So the arrest affidavit says she provided very conflicting statements Uh, hence she is now arrested detained and facing murder charges She tried to do the cable guy. It's the same. I think that they were African American It's unbelievable man. It's just yes. She's a fucking monster. Yeah, she faces attempted and premeditated murder charges How is it attempted or premeditated? I thought that she killed the kid

Did she did? Well, I guess it was premeditated murder. Did she kill the kid or did the kid live? Is this the strongest child who's ever lived? He was trying to drown this kid two times and he lived Henry He was found floating in the canal on friday. Oh Lord, but now I'll put on his back in a tube. No, he was not this isn't whatever that 1980s like arcade game hot tubin. What was that called tubin hot tubin? So good. So fucking lord. Good grief any hoot this story. It's just you know, you can't uh, just be careful out there Yeah, I guess I won't follow that up with the serial pony rapist story. I was gonna do we should move on to the fucking hero of the week Honestly by this by this standard the pony the the pony perpetrator is is lighthearted compared to this story

Good lord. I don't do this. We're just delivering the news the way they found out that he was doing is that they found all these fucking Marks on the ankles of all the ponies because he tied up other legs. He could have sex with them. Yeah, great What a fun story. I should sell this story to john krasinski so he could sell it to cbs I wanted to see john krasinski to package my show Good news serial pony rapist and I we're gonna make a million Dollars Because this is what people like in quarantine. They're like lighthearted fair I like to be they want to be they want to smile and what doesn't make them smile then the picture that they put of this haunted

I'd seen haired kid who looks like he looks like if peter pan did heroin And then they put a picture next to him of a pony Screaming that looks like it might be just making a A it's hard to describe. It looks like it's a pony making a normal pony voice in one context But in this context, it looks like somebody's having sex with it. Oh my goodness. So this guy john krasinski. Good news So, what are you? What are you? What do you uh, so you're charged with

What fornicating with a farm animal? What do you get them on with trespassing taxing? What's going? Beastiality there. He made sex a bunch of ponies or this other story or a 65 year old man He died from injuries from having sex with his 81 year old male uncle His uncle he asked his uncle they thought he told 65 year old dude went to jay I went to the hospital with it looked like he got the shit beat the fuck out of him Okay, he told him he got mugged in on a hiking trail He died of his injuries

They go through his evils and all this kind of shit because I don't know why they did that It turned out his 80 year old uncle promised him he would beat him like a redheaded step child I guess that's how they had sex with each other and that's how he died Here you go, john krasinski more food for the seals Wow There we go. Enjoy that one. I wonder if you can can you pitch that show with donald glover and dan harmon to nbc? Well, mr. Glover can do no wrong. I think you can do no wrong. I love a great job. All right. Well per Henry's prompting. Let's move on to hero of the week

Hot she fucking machi having sex with your uncle, man I mean it's better than having sex with a pony now you're making me have it Now you're making me have to break my brain into this No, if it is I think having sex with your uncle is on the same level especially when you're like Oh, uncle, I can't wait till you beat the fuck out of me this weekend because you're 65 years old Man and they vote. Yeah, it's like, uh, you know what the movie would be called spunky your old man I hope so I tell you what though. That's one less

But that's one less biden voter. So we better grow another one Remember that everybody Hero of the week Oh my goodness. We're gonna go to midiapolis for this We're talking about this dude who's got an ice cream truck, right? His name is matt peterson, but he ain't selling ice cream He's just selling rock and roll and life lessons. So this dude he he drives around with his pseudo ice cream truck He's got like all the he's got like the spider-man thing on the side. He's like this is full of ice cream We got all the candy. We got all the ice cream you possibly want. We got the dip codes. Whatever the hell it is

He plays rock music super loud specifically lamb of god. So you know that that's pretty heavy metal And it turns out he don't got no ice cream on board So this shit is I love this story so goddamn much. So peterson says he's got he got the idea um When he was younger he tried to flag down a jangly old truck and that truck just went off without him He promised he would return with some tender and when he got there no can do So that is what he does now to other children His truck's name is

Hell general which is amazing And the only thing that this truck dispenses is metal music and disappointment It's a black ice cream truck that has they have ice cream It has some pictures of ice cream on it, but he just plays music and then he stops Right. He stops like he's an ice cream truck. That's right And he talks to kids and then he's like, yeah, you want some ice cream? I don't think it's gonna happen He's seen wonders. He says he says holes. Oh, dude. The mechanism is they show up for ice cream He's like, okay kids you want some ice cream and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, then he just fucking pulls away

He says uh, he's seen grown men who have tried to foist money into his head Well, they were well peterson drove at 25 miles an hour. He smiled and peeled off He said fathers have asked him to explain to their four-year-old kids Well, they can't have a popsicle they wanted smiling. He just refuses He says he's seen a 12-year-old watch him drive away watching their mouths form the words. What the fuck? So it is according to him completely glorious and I'm gonna say this Life lessons. They're hard to come by. You got to bruise your knees to make them strong enough to kneel on one day I don't know what that means

Talk what do you mean? I don't know Kids don't understand tissue much like the red hot chili peppers scar tissue that you that you wish they saw You just have to understand sometimes, you know, I get you're not going to get exactly what you want Even though you showed up asking for it and you got the money Well, to be fair, he he has never taken the money and all he does is provide rock and roll So the kids you what you got to do if you're young you circle the truck and you say you want to play music Now you're a dj and as soon as he realizes he has become a truck dj in an ice cream contraption

He's going to be so sad that the nine-year-olds will win I just hope that honestly what I'd like him to do start fucking selling some fucking weed up in that shoot Hell, I don't think it's legal yet in minnesota. It's not legal. Anyway, legalize it Legalize it. Um, okay. Let me do a couple of listener E-mails. All right. Do we have a song for listener emails? I'm gonna read two emails and I'm gonna read a thing that I was sent to read By one of our online contingents They're all online. Yeah, I know I know man. I know. All right. This is cool. All right

I used to live in northeast china in the freezing cold tundra just south of syberia My neighbor was a super old chinese widower who would tell me all about all the fucked up things that had happened in that part of china You know what you said, Henry? If you put a gun to my head I would have thought that syberia was in russia and I would have said that with such confidence They're all next to each other because I just felt extremely stupid. It's obvious. No, we are still stupid But but it is all it is vaguely close. Okay. It is vaguely close but so But then neighbor lived through all of this shit slave trade to and from north korea all this fucked up soon

The neighbor would also tell me to avoid the construction park next to the river because that is where the what they called hungry ghosts were This is a buddhist concept for a person condemned to starve for all time in hell This part of town is where the government buried those executed for cannibalism during the great leap forward Which is very interesting. I got to look into the great leap forward So it was arrested for the murder. They were arrested for eating the food that they killed Yes, which is kind of what we saw in russia during right before chicotillo's crime spree Where people were the food was running around. They're eating each other. Oh

I would actually walk through this area of town all the time because it was pretty empty and a quick way back to my apartment From an x-pat bar that I liked nice on st. Patties I was coming home pretty drunk and rested on a huge spool of rye wire. They were using in the construction there I was as I was sitting there. I saw someone running down the path towards me and thinking it was a security guard I jumped down to apologize and leave As I got down I saw that the figure was running super weirdly Arms pinned directly to their sides with only the feet moving as it got closer I saw that it was a man with a hat and his mouth was open extremely wide

The center of the mouth was just a black pit Damn all right. I ran without looking back and hailed the first cab I could find back to my block The next day I asked my neighbor about it and he said the cannibals were usually tied up before being shot Which is why he was running so weirdly. So you got this dude running like orange Cassidy That's a wrestler who keeps its hands in his pockets like ryan gosselin in the movie drive And then his mouth we've heard That is so common this wide mouth like the dark hole in the mouth. It's very scary. Yeah, it's very scary It's very scary, but I just thought that was very very fun. Yeah, there's another quick story

I was about 11 at the time My room was being repainted. So I had to crash in my brother's for a couple of nights Our rooms were linked by a small bathroom hallway. You could look straight through from one to the other if the doors are open I hate that I was lying in a sleeping bag on the floor of my brother's room when I suddenly awoke in the middle of the night The reason was obvious. I felt like my bladder was about to explode. I had to pay But all of a sudden I couldn't quite explain it. It was this feeling of dread Right like it was being watched. I was afraid to move. I lay there in the floor staring at the bathroom hallway

Staring through the staring through the bathroom hallway All the doors were open so I could see straight through to my own room As I passively observed my distant bed. I began to get angry at myself. What the hell is wrong with me? I don't have to be reason to be afraid. Right. I was torturing myself I was like, I was gonna fucking piss myself really quick A light blue glow began to creep across the far wall of my bedroom Creeping upward in slow pulses soon My entire room was filled with the blue light as if a car brights were just blaring through the window

Except we were on the second floor and the light was far too intense for the source to be anything other than inside the house It kind of sigh a surge of energy receded to a focal point. Then I saw it A white orb about the size of a softball Lazily floated past the door frame connecting to my room to the bathroom hallway It continues it it continued its trajectory across the door frame until it was out of view I watched the blue glow slowly fade for my room as it entered the adjacent hallway I just love this shit. They just say this just sat there for hours is what he said He just wouldn't go he wouldn't leave. I just love

I love orbs. Sorry, I read that. No, absolutely. I love that as well The biggest horror there is the shared bathroom. I have never understood what what house designer is just like this should be a shared space And this is what you like to comment. What's that? It's generally for it's generally for kids. I just it's still bad Because you're in you're taking a dump next thing, you know, your brother walks in because you forgot to lock both doors You got no privacy whatsoever. I just hate the shared bathroom You fucking piggy boy, that's big fucking dump and you're like, I'm trying to dump Yeah, he's throwing a bunch of water on you. You know how horrible children are. I mean my god Yeah, they're the worst. They're spreading the coronavirus

Now let me toast I'm now this is a story. I want to read this is what I've heard is called copypasta That was requested to me to read by the reddit group. They said it through side stories lpotl Okay, they wanted me to read it. I figured that it was fun as hell. This is a Response this is like an old-storied response from old school internet archives fuck Look, so here we go, navy seals copypasta What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch

I'll have you know, I graduated top of my class in the navy seals and I've been involved in numerous Secret raids on al-qaeda and I have over 300 confirmed kills I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I am the top sniper in the entire us arm forces You are nothing to me, but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision The likes of which has never been seen before on this earth mark my fucking words You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker as we speak

I am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now So you better prepare for the storm maggot the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life You're fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere Anytime and I can kill you in over 700 ways. That's just with my bare hands Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the united states marine corps And I will use it And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent You little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little

Clever comment was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have held your fucking tongue But you couldn't you didn't and now you're paying the price. You goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you And you will drown in it. You're fucking dead kid. I'm gonna drown in shit, huh? Drown my shit. Well, how about that? But I so how you gonna do it you gonna shoot me or drown me in human shit 700 different ways with my bare hands Set dean melenko man of 700 moves. Look at that. I do feel like I that's kind of the Genuine way to read it and I feel like there's other way you can be like

What the fuck did you say about me you bitch? I'll have you know, I graduated from the top of my class in the Navy. She was not been involved in numerous secret raids On al-qaeda and I have over 300 confirmed kills I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the u.s. Armed forces. They told me I was Well, I believe it my man Definitely best to be a sniper when you can't physically run That's the best part of it. Yeah sniper just sits just sit I mean honestly my my grandfather my father who's the american who fought in the forgotten war

Korean war He hated snipers. He thought they were the weakest of all people because they didn't do face-to-face combat And I believe that was the sentiment for many many years amongst many military people. I Would the fucking know what's wrong with you? No, that's that's what I've been told about fucking snipers. No, I'm not talking With all of your family. No my first of all my father my grandfather died of asbestos And you're gonna talk to him about you're gonna talk about him that way He died in those cowardly way possible. His lungs gave up. No his his He's a french. Nah

He did forgive my grandmother on his death bed for trying to kill him so many times though So he's a nice guy. He's a good guy. That's this fun, man. I love I love to perform. Definitely. Well guys, remember Coronavirus gotta live. Yep. L-I-V-E. You know what E's stands for and live? What? That's it love Love your body today. Spend extra time In private in private I don't say spend extra time give yourself that extra little show Yes, make it that go make yourself scream today. Love touching yourself Especially if you just if you're sick

If everyone you're in that is in your home, sure again in private if you have to go to the bathroom Another reason not to have the adjoined bathroom And you need to plug one out and sometimes you need to sit You gotta read the news. He's gotta laugh Yeah, he's gotta laugh, you know and he sometimes really helps you laugh four fingers of um mckellon 12 Sometimes it really does help me laugh Puts a little crooked smile in there. You know what I mean? It's like a fun little

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