Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Annabelle Airbnb

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's wildest stories and true-crime news - "Comedian" Matt Rife leases The Warren's "Conjuring House" & Annabelle the Doll as part of new unexpected AirBNB venture, An in-depth breakdown on the legal intricacies of butt sniffing, Broccoli-haired Arkansas teacher arrested for last week's double murder at Devil's Den, Officials say radioactive wasp nests in South Carolina are NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, The Danish artist in hot water over his busty Mermaid statue, and much, much more... For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

There's no place to escape to This is the last talk On the left Side stories That's when the cannibalism started Side stories Yes Old people just think AI is magic

They can't get enough of it They love it because they want heaven to be real Because they're heading that way They want heaven to be real They want all these things to be real And they're super scared about it So that's why they fall in love with the AI Because AI can project an idea of heaven

Where Ozzy's just hanging out with Wasn't it like It was somebody ridiculous It was like him Oh, ex ex ex ex existention No, ex ex ex ex existentio He's 17 year old who was murdered You know, do you think that him and Ozzy

knew each other No there's no I don't think there's any way they could have ever crossed paths in a million fucking years. Yes, he could probably name even... He was 17. He didn't know his own family. Seriously. And like, Ozzy probably thought

young blood was a waiter. Yes. Never mind the... Never mind XXExtonc. He just thought he was going to be able to steal his blood. Yes. And then become younger. I do understand. He's like, yeah.

You know, all right, so I have... Chower and bring me to child again. I know we don't. want to go down this road because people come hot. But I legitimately tried young blood. We are Eddie, don't even. No, no, no, no. I have something nice to say.

I have something nice to say. He seems like a good influence for shitty young children. You're right. That I feel, that I You're right. And I wanted to like him because of that. You're right. He's a good idol for

tasteless children. Yes. Yes. No, no, no. No. He's a positive He is. He's not a bastard. No. And that does help a lot. I agree. That really does help. I agree, but it's not We were talking. But it's like yacht rock fucked metal. Yes. It's just

it's mole rock. All right. So I know you're double mourning. Your dad and Ozzy. Sure. And I made a move. Are we recording? All right. So I made a move. Okay. That I've never I might be going too far

as far as our friendship goes. What do you mean? I think, I made a move out of kindness, out of niceness, but I've never done this with another man. And so I made a move. I couldn't help myself. I bought us.

Us. Us. Not just you. You and I. I saw it. I'm like, Henry needs this. And I was like, I needed to. Okay.

So we now. have matching bathing suits. I can't get any gayer with you. Every time we go out, people give us free cake. People give us free drinks saying, congratulations. Love should be accepted in all its forms. I know, I know, I know. Even if it's fat and ugly.

I couldn't help it, though, but look at these. Oh, my God, Eddie. Black Sabbath bathing suit. This is the worst thing I've ever seen, and also thank you. Honestly, thank you so much, Eddie. You know how these are fat people's stuff because it smells like donuts. It does. It's a delicious smelling.

Why do these smell like? Why do they smell like donuts? And the webbing looks like pretty good. The webbing doesn't look as bad as it usually does. Yeah, where did you get? What part of China did you get this from? I got this from the Black Sabbath store. Oh, wow.

When Ozzy died, I was like, black Sabbath.com. I got to help. I got myself. I got myself. That's for me. Dude, honestly, thank you so much. This is really nice. And don't like your style.

necessarily my style but they're but i needed them whenever i can put them on my naked lower torso i'll think of azi and my father and i got you a large and i got me an extra large because i know you're a little tinier than me i'm not though anymore will they fit we might need to switch we'll do it at the pool yeah welcome to side stories and we'll be wearing these at the pool in charlotte this weekend we're going to be at the night theater on friday and i don't think we have a pool in charlotte how about in durham oh No. I think the only pool we'll have is pools of blood from the local criminals that we'll have to kill in order to say. They sit in puddles over there, don't they? Yeah. It's a bunch of puddle life. But I'll put the bathing suit on sitting your puddles, Durham. We'll be there on Saturday at the Carolina Theater. Come see last podcast and a left. And if you didn't get your tickets for us at Ashville at the Orange Peel, you're fucked. Can't get them. You're fucked ass. Your shit's fucked and your shit sucks. Yeah. Stand outside and hope we're loud enough. That's what I say. We will be. Yeah. We will be. We will be.

But don't worry, we will be back because we're hoars for attention. And we're really, really excited to be there. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Hello! And we have a lot of updates. We have a special episode today. You know, this has been a long time coming, and I'm excited for people to kind of, they're going to hear some stuff today that we've been waiting to show you.

And I think you're all going to be super, super happy about it. Oh, my God. I'm on the Epstein list. Yeah. Yeah, that's the big news. The thing is, though, he wasn't on it, and then he, like, paid to get on it. I added myself. Retroactively.

Yeah. Yeah. So he didn't do anything, but he just wants to be associated with the people on it. Love the brand. Yeah. Love the brand. You know, we have so much work going on here in the studio, and I'm producing, like, three different things right now, and I'm trying to make a movie. And I found myself yesterday in the middle of all this work, just what I did to you, when I said,

hey Eddie have you heard of the third Epstein location where he uh it wasn't just the island yeah was just the London apartment it wasn't just the New York mansion so there's a fourth location that actually there's a whole other Epstein side plot um about his new mexican ranch that was put inside of the land of former new mexico governor bruce king yeah was the number one landholder in America who allowed Jeffrey Epstein to have a sweetheart deal. He sold him a huge tract of land in the middle of 120 acres. Oh yeah. In the middle of his giant family sections, they've had these holdings for like 150 years.

They allowed Epstein to move there at a deal and then build what seems to be a giant living underground biodome. And that led to me doing like 10 tabs. Yeah. And there's so much other stuff I'm supposed to do. And I think that, honestly, I'm grieving. It happened to me as well. Yes.

I immediately derailed. I brought it up to you. I brought it up to you and it destroyed our entire pre-show meeting. Yeah, it really did. Yeah, because we were supposed to, because then I started talk about there's the Italian guy that he was connected to the Flavio Briatore, who's the Italian Donald Trump that was connected to. Epstein by Naomi Campbell, because Naomi Campbell was recruited by Epstein while he was working with Lex Wexler, for Victoria's Secret, and nothing's ever got to fucking, I'm never going to leave this.

Yeah. I'm never going to leave this. I mean, it keeps getting bigger. You know, if you want to hide, put the ranch in old Mexico. Old town Mexico. Historic downtown Mexico. It's called Zorro Ranch. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He loves masks, but that's not the only, that's, again, we've just, I just, I just, I just, I just swept the whole show. No, it's fine. Again, but we don't know enough to really talk about it yet. We're just learning. It's just, we could just jibber jabber about shit, but I'd rather do that about things that don't matter as much. As much. Yes. Yes, because there is other stories. Number one, the number one story across our desk. I don't think anything has ever been sent to me more. No. I've been so excited for today. Everyone knows. Everyone's favorite, impromptu, making fun of the audience, quote-unquote comedian Matt Rife, who sort of is slowly transitioning into an older lesbian woman. He has leased the Warren home and some of the horror collectibles inside of it, one of which being Annabelle the doll. Now, Matt Rife, he's not a talented comedian. And I actually think that he's...

Big statement coming from Henry Zabrowski. We all know. He's playing Madison Square Garden suit. You know who else did the American Nazi Party? And so Matt Rife is... And the new Nazi party. And the new Nazi party. But you know, he's fine.

You know, whatever. He's fine. He's just a bro comedian. People like him. All right. But he has decided to kind of stick his head into the paranormal slash occult slash haunted object business world. He says that he's a mega fan of the conjuring universe. Which is, I mean, he loves IP, I guess, which makes sense.

I now believe Matt Rife, much like many of the comedians within these fears, which you guys may or may not know. I think the audience might even like the fact that a lot of them are becoming Catholic. They're becoming religious. Well, it's this new... No one becomes Catholic. You leave Catholicism. Dude, I now know several people that were very good friends of mine that have become Catholic. Man. COVID was bad for

everybody. That's crazy. COVID hurt people. Is there at least like wives telling them to do this? No. God. Oh, no. Guilt. No. Gations. Oh, there we go. Now we're talking. Now we're talking about it.

Hold on. You're telling me I can eat this dude. And then people don't care that I'm a rapist no more. You're correct. Welcome to the team. And so Matt Rife is moving, I think, in Christian way. I think people that say

that they're a fan of the Conjuring franchise. What do we know about the conjuring? It's about the warrants that are Catholic superheroes. Famous frauds. We did a whole series on it. Yes. And now Annabelle has been doing, you know, whether or not... And a rapist. Yes. Yes. And whether or not

you believe Annabelle is real or not, shit's going down, right? Burned down plantation. Kilder Handler, killed a road manager. She's now again, for a while, you remember, because This is what's happened, is that we heard that Annabelle was missing. Then, it was right after Dan Rivera died, all of a sudden, this Matt Rife news hits the news.

Also, with Dan Rivera died, we didn't talk about this. All the 911 lines went down in Gettysburg. Yes. No, we talked about it briefly. Well, he had, we did, but then he died. It's weird. That's a scene. Man has a heart attack, and 911 goes down.

Can't get to him? Crazy. All right, go ahead. I'm sorry. No, no, please. So, I guess the way this. things worked on. So in this interim period, Matt Rife comes out

and says that essentially they've leased this property. So Tony Sparrow also, he came out obviously with his painted on beard and the first thing he said was, we would never sell Annabelle. We would never sell any haunted object in the war at home. Will I Pimp her out? Yes. Yeah. So Tony Spara

has now become Annabelle's Pimp. Apparently. Annabelle is Tony Sparra's bottom bitch now, right? Well, top bitch, I mean, this is big, man. Bottom bitch in the term is actually the top bitch. The bottom bitch means the ones that don't never leave. I never learned too much

about Pimp culture. I'll tell you all about it. Come over to my let me hit you the head with my chalice. You're going to love it when we're having Cizirip in the Riviera, my friend. But the, so Tony Sparra, he's

Annabelle's pimp, Annabelle's prostitute during this time period. Matt Rife, I can imagine, because we haven't seen Annabelle since the announcement, I'm going to guarantee she's going to have some work done. Matt Rife is going to be bringing her to his doctor. They're going to get her new tits. They're going to make her a woman. Wow.

Now, that's what I'm thinking. What do we think? Are Annabelle's fakie's going to be, like, cloth, or are they going to be, like, brass? They better be silicone. Right? That's what I want to feel them. Why not? I want to even see the dents of my fingertips in them.

What if, like, you get it, you take Annabelle to the place. plastic surgeon and you get her there and you're like, we want to put new breasts on her and then he's like, oh, okay. And then he's like getting in there, he's like, oh my God. I feel a lot. My God, this haunted doll is stage four haunted

doll breast cancer. We can't put breasts on, we must remove them. Oh my God, how do you do it? How do you take blood from a stone? All of this to say. So Matt Rife does not

own Annabelle. No, he's her John. He is he has bought her for five years. He's Leicester. Leicester. Yes, he's Leicester. Yes. He has Leicester. Just to make money off of this. And I think partially it was what Eddie brought, one thing that Eddie brought up right

before the show, which is the idea that, well, if they're touring in Maine, the Warren family and its entire foundation needs money. They probably need money. Yes. And there's still tickets available in Maine. So, I mean, if it's not selling out after Dan Rivera dies, what I think is Dan Rivera was holding this deal back.

And then he got moved out of the way. And he dies and then a week later, this happens. Sounds like somebody was obstructing, right? Yeah. So maybe Annabelle isn't the killer. Maybe the killer could be. hypothetically Tony Sparrow

Wow I love coming Blaten Rob shaking his head now Blatent slander Yeah I keep We're waiting for a response

We're waiting for a response You know what though I'll give you a serious answer though Yeah Because my little sparrows And my little sparrows Your little sparrows You're a little sparras

That's a big sparrow I get it That's a little overweight sparrow My spiders in the corner and my watchers, my eyes everywhere. I have eyes everywhere. And they whispered little things to me. They whisper little pieces of information to me.

And one of those pieces of information I got, then I'm not going to reveal the source. No, you can't reveal your source. But I believe that what we're seeing here is actually a hostile, corporate, occult takeover. Okay. Matt Rife, I believe, from what I've heard,

has connections to Zach Beggins. Yes. Zach Begans is looking for market control. Current Haunted doll owner, Zat Bagan's. He owns Peggy. I think what we're seeing here is a Wolfel Wall Street-style switcheroo. Oh, here we come. Tying in Wolfel Wall Street.

But it's just in terms of the idea you have a guy, there's a term for it where you have a man coming. It's like a proxy that comes in and buys stock at a low price in your stead and then sells them as they go up and they basically kicks it back. to you. I think Matt Rife is a tool of Zach Began's paranormal business extension and he is trying to bring Annabelle and the Warren crew underneath the Began's

umbrella from the outside. Okay, so he's got his big exhibit in Vegas. Yes. And also, no one's going to Vegas right now. I don't know if you heard about this. Vegas is in trouble. Vegas is in big trouble. So they want to build up this thing. It's all

hypotheticals. We're talking hypotheticals. Sure. But Zach Begans owns this giant occult museum. And now his boy owns some of the most notorious occult items in history. This is an IP move. This is a Zazlov style. This is like when Disney bought Fox. This is exactly what this is.

This is a corporate move. This is what Matt Rife thinks he's bringing to the space. Matt Rife has a bunch of like probably crooked Russian money men that he talks to all the time, much like everybody else that we know in the podcasting industry and he is he's got he's getting a little whispers in his own head I think they're all trying to bring it under the fold

to sell some big old television show but guess who's no one guess who's no one asked and who's a guess who's the one person no one asked about any of this what you Annabelle Oh

nobody's asked Annabelle Annabelle is being shuffled around like she's Julia Roberts looking for a part amongst the Weinstein brothers.

If at any point, Annabel... She'd be passed back and forth. Like, you're treated like a little hole. Yes. Oh, absolutely. That's what's going on here, just like Julia Roberts. Just like, was she treated that way? She slept to the top. Really?

That's courting the blind items. I don't know. She slept her way to the top. She's very talented. Sure, Anne. She apparently had a fucking clamor that wouldn't snap shut. Do you know that, you know who paid for her hospital bill when she was born? Julia Roberts?

Yeah. Who? Martin Luther King Jr. Because he had the huts for her mom. And then they were broke when she got born. And so Martin Luther King Jr. paid for the hospital bill when Julia Roberts was born. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm telling you.

How do you know that? That's just random Julia Roberts facts. I just kind of have a... Can you look at upro? Side stories in LVOT. It's very real. Who randomly pays for a bird? That's kind of crazy.

Can I just go to a fucking... Can I just... go. To a hospital, you're like, I got that one. I got that one. I always say, I don't worry about that one. No, let me see the mother. Let me see the mother. Yeah, I got that one. Is that what that is? Yeah, man. He did. It's totally real. That's fun. Martin Luther King Jr. paid the bill for Julia Roberts' birth. Here's the backstory. NPR is reporting this. NPR. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The world is finally learning. The thrilling fact that Julia Roberts' birth is exactly

the thrilling fact. It's my brother, King, Jr. and Coretta Scott King. So maybe it wasn't dubious. Well, it's the fucking connection between the two families. What date is this article? This article is from a while ago. This is from November 2022. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What? Yeah. So, wait, so out of the goodness of their hearts, they were friends. They were friends. And she comes from a poor family. And so they paid for her hospital bills. I've never heard that before. Yeah.

Good for them. So funny. Wow, what a random fact. Yeah, that's a good random fact. Yeah, it really is. Well, we'll wrap up the, now we know with this, and we're going to see what happens now. I just think it's wonderful that, like, the warrants of the most notorious frauds, and that Matt Rife is also the most notorious fraud as a comedian.

Now they're all in bed together. I think it's actually very beautiful. Well, to be honest, we're just seeing that. A lot, aren't we, Eddie? Yes. We're seeing that a lot. All the villains are really getting along well, which is, it's fine. But they can go and make this money.

But again, no one's asked Annabelle. So Annabelle, you know what to do. Yeah. I mean, you're being forced to perform right now. People are saying they're going to do sleepovers. That's the thing. He's opening up the Warren House to an Airbnb situation. He's doing all of this stuff.

If he calls it a scare B&B, I said it first. Yes. He has been saying it. I've been saying it. He's been saying it. He's been saying it. That's my ship. Scare me and B.Care B and B. Give him the money. Go fuck yourself. Give him the money. I said it. But it's right in the camera. We'll see if he actually gets any money. We'll see if he gets any money. We'll see if he gets any money. What? Scair B&B? I didn't Google it. No, he never did. Are they haunted house Airbnb? Yeah. Oh, sorry. He's not trying to make money. But at least he can't get it. I mean, technically, I'm performing it in my stand-up. very much. I didn't keep saying it. Yeah, you could say it. I didn't know this existed. I don't think it's real. It's parallel thinking. No, we do have other. Paranormal thinking. You're right. It is paranormal thinking. So Annabelle, you go do. We have another update. It really would be the best new Annabelle movie. Like her killing like this comedian.

Don't even bring it up. I mean, it's going to get made. Well, this is probably what Matt Rife is doing. world tour. It's her going across the country. I know. Causing chaos. He's going to start bringing her on stage in these arenas. Yeah, I mean. And then what? Do they in Travis Scott situation happens? I feel like if you're going to go see Annabelle, you have to consent to going to see Annabelle. Annabelle can't be thrust upon people. I can pretty much guarantee he's going to do something that makes people upset with Annabelle. Imagine if you're like at a Jerry Seinfeld concert and he comes out

and then he just brings out a fucking haunted doll without telling anybody. I give him a standing ovation. Finally. All right. We have another update. Nowhere near is important.

But the family story that matters. The only story that actually mattered, we just told. But the only, this unimportant story, married couple that was found stabbed to death. in the Devil's Den, Arkansas Park, which is we've covered.

Honestly, it's a very sad story. They were brutally, brutally murdered. They went looking for the guy, like, immediately they said it was some weird white man, blah, blah, blah. They got him that day. Yeah. Andrew James McGann.

Now, this young gentleman from Springdale, Arkansas, 28 years old, was a teacher. Was caught getting his haircut. And people were saying they thought that he was getting his haircut to, hide his identity. I think it was just because the school year was coming up. That's what they say. Yeah, they say it looks like he was getting

his haircut because he was about to become a teacher in a couple days. So he's a teacher. He was a, I believe he did elementary school and high school. He did elementary school. He did high school in Oklahoma and then he did elementary school somewhere else and he was

released from both jobs. The way that they scrambled, I was watching a news report on it, and the way they scrambled to erase a him from any yearbook that he was in is and again there's just nobody's faster than the internet

audience elementary school flower mound Texas was where he was flower mound yeah that's a horrible name for elementary school just makes me thinks of children mass child's grave yeah fake cocaine Texas yeah like god and so

this is a so people immediately are like how the fuck is he a teacher he apparently was fired from one of these jobs, the elementary school job for disturbing behavior? He was placed on administrative leave in spring of 2023 for following concerns related to classroom management, professional judgment, and student favoritism. Now, the way they, the way that reporters and other people within the teaching, I guess, industry, you'd call it, were talking about this subject, kind of deeply frightened me.

And I think it's only just because I'm ignorant. but the way they talked about is that because the way they talked about having a job as a teacher they compared it to construction workers and COVID nurses where they said it's a great place

for drifting like criminals. I didn't think about it like that. They will hire anyone to be a substitute teacher. And so this guy was just a substitute teacher to make money. I don't know if he was doing it for the kids. It doesn't seem like he was like

abusive towards students there's no there's no evidence to say he was ever abusive towards students but he didn't kill these kids that were with the parents either well it's only because the kids got away the mom of the of the two that was murdered

she actually did an insane job holding him like he killed the father pretty instantly she and him fought for a very long time that allowed the kids to get away and she got the kids the safety and then came back and that's when she got killed, apparently.

Yes, and so she fought hard to save the kids. And so that's like, she's a hero. He, it's just this, like, it was completely random. And they're saying some, like, previous parents that have dealings with him, they were saying that he was a weird guy. Yeah, I mean, I know that's, you know, it's crazy to say, looking at him. No, I mean, he looks terrifying. I know.

I guess there's one of those people like, he looks like the devil himself. Look at his eyes. Yeah, I know, he's got crazy face. I look at him as just a standard evil broccoli-headed white boy. He's got pig nose. You know, he's just this broccoli-headed child in a way that I wouldn't like the look of him normally. No, no, no, no. He's definitely scary looking.

He looks like a steroid monster, even though I'm just looking at his face. He very well might be. I don't know what causes you to just sort of randomly attack a group of people that are hiking. He obviously tried. His Mazda that he escaped with had tape across the numbers. oh really so they knew that but they knew that they've just followed it apparently which is how they found it at the barber shop eventually i mean the fact that this murder was so random makes me think like there's a chance there's others especially when you're jumping from state to state like this and he did it very poorly did very very poorly he was uh you spread his DNA all over the crime scene but that's then part of me wonders is it the opposite was this the first go yeah because like he had no significant plan plan. So maybe just an idea he had in his head. Yeah, it all

seemed, it's just so random. That's obviously the scariest part of it. Oh, yes, very much so. Yeah. But the, uh, the, uh, the police say they had a lot of help from, uh, the Arkansas people. They get over 500 tips before they found him and they got this father fucker. Yeah, you know, and I think that

that's really awesome. Good work, guys. We got him. And now it's definitely no more crime ever again in Arkansas. Never. And it was their DNA, I think, that they actually ended up catching him. Yes. He spread his DNA all over the whole thing, and that's how they confirmed it was him. But obviously, he still has to go to trial. It's going to be a whole

thing, but he might play out at this point. Yeah. All right, we got some other, I got another little update that I just want to read this email on butt sniffing. There's a couple of emails on butt sniffing. We came up, we talked about last week about the Burbank butt sniffer that was captured for

sniffing butts throughout Hollywood, the valley. He was walking around, you know, getting on all fours. He loves the Barnes and Noble. He loves, Love to Barnes & Noble. And he would sniff butts, and we asked you guys the question about, obviously it's a crime, but what's the crime? Like, what do you do here? Like, what do you do with a butt sniffer?

So here, this is what I get. Sounds like a song. What do you do? Weird that old-fashioned butt sniffer. What do you do with a butt-stiff a boy? What do you do with a butt-stiff a boy, what do you sniffing him in a boy? You stick his nose right up. All right.

I work as a phone sex operator. And I talk to a lot of men who are sex offenders. Okay. The reason the butt sniffer sniffs butts in public isn't for the smells, it's for the effect he's having in the women he is sniffing. We talked about it a little bit. Predators like this enjoy the thrill of violating someone without the consequences. Like Henry said, they always escalate.

They always escalate. Criminal activity will start with things like peeping and things that seem relatively harmless, but they will escalate. And according to this person, I've spoken with many registrations. sex offenders that say that the only way to stop this behavior is imprisonment or chemical castration. Yikes. Wow.

Do it with Borax. How about the legal analysis? This guy's this is very interesting to me. Do you want me to take this one? Oh, sure. Please keep this email anonymous as I am a lawyer. Thanks, Greg. Yeah, I'm not, you're a lawyer. His name's not,

Greg. And I just don't need the notoriety that in no doubt follows a definitive legal opinion and the legality of butt sniffing. As you stated, the suspect was charged with loitering with intent to commit a crime. And he was charged this way because loitering alone is not a crime in California unless the perp intended to commit another crime. Oh, interesting. Interesting. But what was the crime? Battery requires physical contact between the perp and the victim. That didn't happen. Assault requires a reasonable fear of imminent contact between the perp and the victim. And looed

sniffing alone does not rise to that level. Wow. Just like blowing an unsolicited kiss to a stranger is creepy, but it also doesn't rise to that level. Stalking or harassment or possibilities if he was asked to stop and did not, but the victim must be aware of the stalking harassment and it must be repeated. To date, there hasn't been reported that the victims allege any of this. It is also not a trespass unless the perp was asked.

to leave the store by management and he refused. Also, if there had been some don't sniff butts in public condition to his probation, and yes, a court can set conditions like this, police would have seen that in his record and he definitely would have been charged with a probation violation instead of loiterate. Unfortunately, I don't think this is a crime. I'm not defending him. He's clearly a career criminal with some likely mental health issues and probably won't

stop as long as he's outside a facility, but I don't see how you charge him with anything here. Yeah, it's going to be difficult to get him for something. It's just, you just have to put it on the record. Yeah, and how do you, yeah, you have to just put it on the record and then he has to be told he can't sniff butts anymore in a court of law. But I also did not get any emails about yoga pants and whether or not it does stifle butt smells. You're right. I don't think it does. No one ever answered the question I posed. I just see, I saw one person say that they, it's more to stop the smell of sweating. Oh. And

workout smells. Those sorts of things. Dude, I was watching, I saw some in the random, some reason, randomly this came up. It was like, all my Reddit. Some old wrestler telling a story of what's his name, Dusty Roads. Wrestling Dusty Roads. And he said

that he was with a bunch of big guys. He was in, it was him, Dusty Roads, Andre the Giant. And they said they did this thing where he didn't understand whether he walked in him before they were, they were going out for the night and they were wrapping toilet paper around their two front fingers and stick it in the back of their pants and they're like what the hell you do he's like what are you doing he's like what are you doing he's like what we do is when you're big guy um i don't know if

you know sometimes shit and like whatever will slide out of you right and all this piece so to keep us nice and for the smelling for the girls we stick these little rolls the toilet paper between our butt cheeks up against their butthole they called it a muffler a muffler right Right? They caught it on muffler. And he said, so this guy was wrestling Dusty Roads, and he said that it was one of the worst nights of his life. He had pulled, it was one of the second or third time he was doing some feature thing. He was pulling him into a pile driver. And he said he couldn't get him over.

So he grabbed him by his ass cheek, right, to grab him to pull him over. And as he's pulling him over, the muffler shoots out of him onto the mat in the middle of wrestling match. And he said he looked down on it. He looked at the muffler. and it was yellow, brown, and red. Yeah. And he said he started heave it. Or he started trying to throw up.

It was going to throw up heaving, right? And so, at someone, the audience started screaming, his fucking tampon flew out. He's got a fucking tampon. And he was the whole thing. A wrestling crowd. Yep. I know.

Just made me think of that. God, what a muffler, huh? A muffler can't come out. You got to keep that in there. That's a good move, though. For a big man, you know, It's hard being a big man. I've had the big man life.

Sometimes you just got to go in the bathroom for a wipe. Honestly, and that's the only reason you're going in there. Truly, though? Fat bidet. That bidet saved a fat man's life and you should get one. I got gold bond. I'm fine.

Dude, spray your butthole with water. I clean my ass when I go in the shower. Do you not get in there when you're in the shower? Sometimes, yeah, but now I don't have to as much because now I get sprayed in the bud with my bidet. But there's no soap involved. No, you don't need soap necessarily involved. Yes, you do. Well, yeah, on the outside of the ballhole, but they get the shit just off of it.

You just need to blast water on it. I don't know. I don't think it does the job you think it's doing. No, I get the shit off of it, and then I wash it later on. Guys, people are not going to be happy about all the shit talk. Well, this is our show. This is how we catch up. You hear that, folks, we're being censored by our producer.

Yeah, weird. This is how Eddie and I bought. Yeah, why don't you do some more bleep censor, man? Oh, Mr. Gensu's doing it. Oh, they say, oh, they'll censor themselves. Whatever. All right, you're correct. Live from your grave.

Let's talk about this real quick. Four radioactive wasp nests. Yes, this is a fun story. Now, this is just one of those where no one wants to fuck with the wasps. I understand, right? We're trying to keep these things a lot. The bug. The bug.

Not the, not skinny ladies. not goineth Paltros. So this is a Cold War era nuclear facility in South Carolina and these, I guess, wasps have built these nests inside of them. Yeah.

And they are on the outside. Yes. Yeah. And they've become completely contaminated with radioactive material. And now scientists don't know what to do with them. Why not just kill them?

They are, I don't know. They said, I guess you can't, shoot fire at them. They're attached to a radioactive facility. It was probing. Apparently the nest was probing or the containment unit than one of them was next to was testing

at the contamination level of radiation was greater than 10 times the total contamination values listed in federal regulations for areas that require contamination posting and

monitoring. So basically it's real unhealthy and the Wasps love it. Yeah. But why not just hit them with some waspray? I don't know. I think they're worried about what's going to happen. Yes. They're saying they're not worried, but if you're not going to kill them, then you must be worried.

Well, that's the thing. Yeah. Why do you keep saying if you're not worried if it's a thing that you can't seem to do anything about and you're saying you're not worried about? Yes. We wouldn't know about it. If it was just wasps on a thing. Yeah.

Why, how do we, that's a maintenance job. That's what a janitor does. Yeah. Right? we shouldn't be hearing about this then if it's not a problem. Wasp usually don't venture further than 100 yards from their nests. So that's like one of the other things that they're, why they're not that worried because they're going to stay close to the facility.

And so if they're not... So it's just fine for these radioactive wasps to be right here. That is their football field-sized home that they've now taken over. This is their home. Don't go to the wasps field. Apparently they are spraying them too and removing some of them. Oh, okay. all right yeah what would happen if you got like stung by a radioactive wafts i turn into wasp man

don't you isn't this what they're doing isn't this the ulterior purpose for this is to create an undefeatable army of wasp men yeah that's what's happening it's what's happening mad rife is helping that's what's happening um they said that you just get an allergic reaction similar to a regular wasp sting. Why is this on the news then? Then it doesn't matter. Why is this on the news then if this isn't a problem? I feel like somebody is

like this came out and then a bunch of scientists talked to a reporter and they gave them a bunch of bullshit reasons of why it's fine. They're like, don't worry. Oh, wasp like to stay home. Yeah, I think a minute. How do you know? A single sting would be minimal

the problems that would come up. But if you got stung by a bunch of radioactive wasps, then you might get hurt. Yeah. If you get stung, yeah, by a bunch of radioactive wasp, yeah. That sucks for you. Yeah, it does suck. And there's nothing to do about it.

I mean, I imagine it's just like a new way to get hammered in South Carolina. Why did they tell us? It seems that there's nothing they can do about it. There's nothing they can really do about it. They're not worried about doing anything about it anyway. They're also, like, they seem completely not concerned, but somebody's concerned because the wasp got radiation on them and in them. I think that the words like, it just seems like a lot of factors and a lot of like, what are you going to do?

I just think that it is, and we are, we are victims now as well. I think that the words radioactive and wasp next to each other is very appealing to someone who reads the news on a regular basis. Radioactive wass, great new worry. Yeah, yeah. Excellent new way to be. be nervous. But it seems like it doesn't matter. No. Well, it's filed under insects, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, radiation, South Carolina, United States, and 8.325. Yeah, it feels like the almost, like, in a way, using the tags positioned, especially now that, you know, things are

heating up between Indian. Nuclear weapons. Like, they just put that all together. Yeah. Into a thing where it's just like, I feel like something else is going to come out of this story. Also, it's like, you know, 30 years old, you know, this Cold War site, like, when'd the Cold War end in 1991? So, like, this is like 30-something years old, and now we're like, they should be strong by now. Who, the wasps? Yes. If they were going to be, like, if there was a danger, like, by now, they should be extremely dangerous and gigantic if anything was going to happen. Yes, yes.

At this point in time, this would be around the time. that we'd have our first Chihuahua-sized radioactive wasps. You're correct. You're correct. It should be around this time when we see a half-man, half-wasp like, you're right. Yeah, so I don't think we got to worry about this. So why did we even hear about them?

They started cleaning the place up in 96, and they say it won't be done being cleaned until 2065. That's what happens to you do it a union job. That's what I said, no, we love our union people. We love our union people here. No, it's because of the radiation. Yeah, we love union people because we love breaks. I love a break.

Oh, my God. Give me a break. Can I actually do mind? We want to take a break? Unfortunately, we're not unionized yet. We have to fucking work. Well, I got a story that I want to talk about if you're not going to let me go on break. No, please.

There's Denmark. This is a big story. Stop the presses. There is Peter Beck. is a great artist Jeff Beck's cousin Yes B-E-C-H

Oh that kind of Beck He is being criticized For his mermaid statue Because it has Perfect breasts Now this is This one makes me kind of angry Yes

All right because First of all This is an Amsterdam right Denmark Still This is a horny group of people. These are Europeans. They show Bush hair on primetime

television. Yes. Right? This is, that's what's going on in this part of the world. So, they're mad about this mermaid statue. 13 foot tall, big mermaid statue at Drager Ford, part of Copenhageners, part of Popenhangers. It is a, yes, it is a part of

the new. They are Copenhageners. He did give this mermaid magnificent tense. I mean, they are phenomenal. So, But the thing is, I don't, I'm going to say they're not that unrealistic. No, they're not that unrealistic. They are, the thing is. They're great boobs.

One of, so the complaint is they're setting an unrealistic idea of the woman's body. It's a statue. Of a mermaid. It's not a mermaid. It's not a woman. It's not a woman. It's a mermaid. That's not a, it's a fictional thing.

Yeah, mermaids got great cans. If you want to look like a mermaid, I'll... Chop your legs off, attach a half a trout. That's exactly right. I don't think you've got to worry so much about the breasts, as much as you do about the gills. Because I don't think mermaids make milk. No. Well, this one certainly does.

Yeah, I mean, it seems to be on the F side of the tank. Some people are calling it pornographic. Those are people that shame larger-chested women and men. Apparently, though, of the people who are complaining about the mermaid's breasts, there are way more people who like them. Of course. That is the main issue. It's a mermaid. It's a mermaid.

I think that, I think of it at small breasts that would look like a child. I think it would look like a preteen, okay? I think that it's better when it's got big old swingers because you know it's of age. Yes. You know that's a full grown woman. They say they're, they complain because her arms are kind of together. and you say that like she's pushing her breasts up and make them look harder.

She's trying to perch herself up on the rock. Yeah. You dirty fuckers. You're the problem with the... They're like she's sucking on her nipples. Yeah, she's trying to become human. She's trying to woo a human. And so she can lose the fucking fish bottom and get some legs.

You know what I think is actually more pornographic is when they put two starfish on them sucking on her nipples. That is weird. That's bestiality. It gets so much worse. Yeah. That is way worse. You're right, Henry.

Thank you. Let's move the Copenhagen. I just don't think the statue's all that unrealistic. It's not, well, that's what the guy said. Women got good boobs. Yeah. He says that. My wife's got great tits.

Compared to her height. Julie also has wonderful breasts, but we should be talking about it. But they're saying that comparatively because she's 13 feet tall, these really aren't that big of breasts. Because how tall she is. comparatively these poor horny council members just trying to figure out to keep the statue listen i i think i think that if we look down the actual mass of the woman and we actually projected the actual biological factors it's like all right spenn you're fucking horny man we the tits are staying in the movie yeah it was first erected in langling pier in copenhagen in

2006, but was denounced by locals and removed in 2018. So now it's back. And now they're trying to get rid of it again. Europe needs to figure itself out. Are you horny and liberal and cool or not? I think when you go north, it's less. But again, it's cold. It's the whites.

But I also feel like they're not getting horny? I think they get different. They get secret horny. It's too cold outside. But wouldn't you be more corny? Wouldn't you be more horny like in a warm place when it's hot, cold? outside of the place Yeah

I mean these are you know These are the people there Notoriously some of the hottest people in the world Yes You know Denmark, Sweden You know this area No they're very beautiful people Yeah so I mean

I say let the mermaid stay I mean just Why you gotta take so much So much from us Yeah There's a war going on Like five wars Let us have the mermaid

With the nice breasts This mermaid just It wants to be It's not it's not even offended anybody babies look at that and they just think lunch yeah you know and we're supposed to be cool with breastfeeding in public i think everyone on earth likes breasts yeah i don't think i think even gay men like breasts yes i think everyone's like breasts are fucking awesome yeah you know so why get rid of it yeah it's not like it's because even penises

like an erect penis we had this long conversation she had two dicks for tits that'd be interesting It'd be interesting. I still want to see the statue. Don't know if it should stay. See, that's a double standard. See, but add dicks for tits, guess what? I'd fucking, I'd support it as well. Yeah, you commissioned that.

Yeah. Oh, I'm already calling a guy. I'm calling my marble guy. You know, you know, my guy, Giuseppe. So, I like what you did here with the press, but what if we lop those off and put a two dicks on? That's an incredible idea. Tangu me, Zabrowski. What an amazing idea.

I think we got just enough of marble to make a nice set of balls or a rip a cage you used to be. Oh, my God. Do you think they're going to give this mermaid a breast reduction? Don't... Why do anything, then?

I think that... Why are we making anything? I think they should... If there would be a breast reduction over time from people just robbing them so much. That's the idea. Yeah. Let nature fix it. Yeah.

Or... Toss a brawner. Yeah. If you can't handle it. All right. When it's Kinterday, when it's Kintur day and all the kids are parading outside of the elementary schools, they're all fucking brawner. Yeah. You hear that?

Soreene Gulfstribson. Yeah, you fucking, you prude. Yeah, he says the statue's vulgar and unlikely to promote positive self-images. Dude, this is literally, you know how many times I talk to poor beleaguered women with giant breasts that are made to feel this way I feel so bad for these ladies and they shouldn't be

there's nothing pornographic about your simple natural body you're a woman yes show it I got big tits he shows them you know why

because I earn them I made them these two hands in this mouth okay so you don't you fucking let these people put you down yeah just because you got big awesome breast doesn't me and you're a second second-class citizen except for Sidney's winning yeah proving to be complicated she is

proving to be complicated I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt that I just read a little bit just don't this seems uh just don't seems very complicated she is uh she seems to be uh she's a child actually complicated woman child her she's not a child she's like 27 or something yeah it's not a child her brain's not solid yet 27 is the number yeah 25 yeah that's like when I could start treating you're like a human being. Yeah, that's when you can start yelling at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There is, speaking of not treating people like human beings,

there was this one story that I just found interesting. A 76-year-old man accused of giving children sedative-laced candy at a local summer camp. This actually happens quite a bit. Kids don't want a nap. No. He also gave it to, yeah, it doesn't seem like he was trying to sexually assault any children or anything like that. It seems like he just wanted some nap time. He just wanted him to go to sleep.

I feel like there should be less time for that. I know it's bad and it's poisoning the children. Oh, for sure. I can kill him, obviously. But I think that truly, it could be very, it's a funny idea. I feel like if you say, as long as you didn't suck any of their little penises, then it's obviously a less crime. Yeah. You know what's funny is like, if it was like an 80s comedy, this would be hilarious.

Oh, yeah. This would have been like a plot point where everyone laughed and talked about it. for years. You remember the sheriff doing all the pranks and all the all of these things were just like just two decades away from being in a Adam Sandler movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But

John Rubin, 76, don't have a 76-year-old man watch children at a summer camp, by the way. I don't even know. He's too hot for him. He's going to melt. No, no, no, no. You need a younger person for that. Yeah, he's charged with three counts of willful ill treatment of a child. connection to an incident from

Laisha Shire Who gives a shit Police received the report on Sunday July 27th that the children At a summer camp in Statham Lodge Were feeling unwell And then they all went to the hospital Eight boys between the ages of 8 and 11

And one adult Wow So he drugged an adult too Wow So he really wanted some peace and quiet He just was looking for He just wants some shut eye You know, my pop-up would very gladly put us all asleep.

Oh, my God. Well, they did that. They put a little whiskey on their finger and shove it in a baby's mouth. They did it to me. Gave me bend real, when they needed me to calm down. Yeah. See, I was a very calm baby. Yeah.

But I was laced with cheeseburgers. Yeah, they knew. Yeah, I got early. Yeah, I realized. Give them some more tobacco smoke. I recently found a picture of me in my first cheeseburger, and I was a baby. Oh, yeah. My fingers were barely able to hold it.

Should not have been eating. solid food yet. That's why your throat got so big. And honestly, God bless your parents for doing it. Oh, yeah. Live from your grave. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do this just in, breaking side story's news. Just got back from getting my hair died.

Yeah, what the hell happened? It was in the middle of the episode. Did you put your finger in a socket? No, I'm full baby billy. Your full baby billy. Yeah, all right now. Not Doc Brown. Not Doc Brown.

Not Doc Brown. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, Doc Brown. So first. I'm angry. Now I'm angry. So first of all, just so you know that we had a step away from the episode because we had a very special guest come in.

And I think we can even say it, right? Can we say it or no? No, let's keep it a secret. All right, we were going to wait. We're going to add it to the end of this episode, but we're not doing it yet. It's going to come out again. It ended up being bigger than we thought it was going to be.

Yeah, it's really fun. But then I'll tell you kind of more so about what went down after it comes out. But we got a fun update, which we never get. the middle of an episode. Oh, what happened? The thing you just sent me about how angry the Warren grandson is. Oh, yes. The one that is underneath Lorraine and Ed Warren, the grandson that's still alive. He is coming out and he is fully against the sale. He's saying that this destroys the reputation of the entire Warren family, their world of research. So he seems like he believes. Well, I think he has to believe. He has to keep K-Fabe. Someone has to. Yes, it's true. You

You know, like, you can't, like, these other guys are breaking it. They're all breaking, they're all showing all the works. Well, maybe, why wasn't it will to him? And why does Tony Sparra have control and he doesn't have control? Probably because he's bad at shit. Yeah. I imagine the grandson's super bad at stuff and not good at running the business. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

He's probably going to come after me illegally now. Yeah, he's a Nepo Rosemary's baby. Whoa, interesting. Yes. You know what I think, I would actually like for him to come on the show if we could. If we could get, what's his name, the Warren Legacy? I feel like we've burned our bridges with these people. No, no, no.

You hear that, you Nesper cocksuckers? Wait. But I'm going to say, Nesper, you're going to allow yourselves to get cucked by that duck-mouthed female comedian. That's what we're going to do here. You're going to ask yourselves to get cocked. First of all, let's not talk badly about female comedians like that. You're right. You know, they are, I mean, they don't deserve that.

He's the young blood of the comedy scene. He legitimately, Rob? Yes. He is the young blood. I'm ready to pay the Riper. Ugh. But you see, you know, all right? It's so funny.

I was like, I was at home before this and I was like, you know what? I know we're going to talk about Matt Rife. I, you know, I don't really, I've only seen like Instagram clips. He does stuff like chicks, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, all right, you know, I'm going to watch a special just so I can have like a better idea of how to make fun of them. Yeah. And I couldn't even press play. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It, like, hurt my thumb. My thumb, like, stopped, and it, like, right

before I went to say, oh, somebody looks like they're from Mexico. You know what I mean? Like, that's what he does. You know, it's good to see the kids into that, though. Yeah, sure. Honestly, sure. You know, I, all I know is that it's now, the ball is in Annabelle's court. Hey. And Annabelle, guess what? She's point forward. She's coming for you She's Scotty Pippin All over your fucking Botox ass All I know is when Henry heard the news

His fucking hair went white And he lost it Oh my Oh my Great Scott Great Scott God damn you No I'm cool now

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I live every day known for a fact you got a fat guy with snow blonde hair walking around out there right and he loves the fact and people are looking at him like he might be the preacher from poltergeist too but I'm making fun of myself so you can't do it so I'm laughing

myself to the bank fuckers you like the fat tasm I should have wrote it and he'll be on the left for all your social media or shit If you're on that, go look at that. We're working very hard on that. And go to all of our YouTube.

It's super hard on it. Honestly, we are. We are. This month has been hell for me. It's been a hard month. This has been a hard month. To make a bunch of stuff that's not out yet. I'm just like working my fucking ass off.

That's all we're doing. There's nothing to show anyone yet. It's literally all I've been doing is working in the dark. No one has any idea how hard it is inside of the laugh factory. But it's going to come out. soon. I swear to you and it's going to be on YouTube. Is it going to come out before you? No,

nope, I'm gay. Yes. Nope. And we got the bathing suits to prove it. Yeah, super gay. We're going to touch tips. I can't wait to have sex with my best friend. Go someplace underneath this on YouTube. That's my wife. She doesn't know. Go to Help You in Romanticy on YouTube. Also, my wife. Doesn't know what I'm doing on here.

The Foreign Report, go check it out. It's upsetting. B.N. TV. We're going to make you laugh. Are they going to let you through security? Why? Because you look completely different. I'm Traco Malfoy. Okay. Who's that? A little evil boy from Harry Potter.

Oh, yeah. That's me. Yeah, that's his. Slithering. Yeah, I'll be slithering my way into the Delta Lounge. Except, or anything, we're going on in America. Yeah, you've been slathering your pancakes with cereal. All right, all right.

God damn! I open myself up to this. So, just Remember that at home, guys. When you never make a vulnerable decision or if you try, you've decided to do something, like especially as a man, bring it to your friends and see how they react. And then you can really get a taste of what it's like to be on the internet. Yeah. At all times.

You're not a cute tip. You look like a cute top. You see? You see, you fuckers? One, trying to be just trying to be on myself for a second. No one makes fun of Willow Smith. think I was going to say nothing? No one makes fun of

Dweasel Zappa. Plenty of people make fun of Willow Smith and Dweasel Zappa. You're correct.