Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Annabelle Rides Again

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

Henry and Eddie reunite to bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - Cheers actor George Wendt dead at 76, New York MS patient pays over $12,000 to be Gene Simmons' roadie for a day, Joe Exotic's husband deported, A Haitian woman gets revenge and poisons over 40 gang members, Annabelle hits the road - leaves trail of terror in form of a plantation fire and prison escape, The Casper Serial Biter facing life in prison, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!Last Puppy on The Left - 5/23/25 - The Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever - Tickets Available Here! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Sign stories? That's when the cannibalism started. SIGN STORIES! Yes. Oh, yeah! So someone gave you two cassette tapes of Pan Flute.

Yes, the Pan Flutes, yeah. I actually took them home, and I listened to the Pan Flute tape today when I was in the shower, because I like to listen to my tapes when I'm in the shower. Sure. And it was great. They had a Pan Flute version of We Got Tonight.

That's amazing. And I was like, yeah. Do, do, do, do, do. I was like, I was like, I. Do, do, do, do, do. I was like, I feel like I would take a lot of the drama out of that. Oh, for sure. Do, do, do, do. Do, do, do, do was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you have doing that really how sad you'd have to be sitting there at a kiosk in the mall

Listening to a fake Native American play his electric pan flutes just like this Yeah, I kind of liked it, but this is fine, but it doesn't it definitely doesn't make me horny No, definitely doesn't make me horny only reason I enjoy is because I was in the shower when I was listening to it Oh sure, I feel like pan flutes are is because I was in the shower when I was listening to it. Oh, sure. And I feel like pan flutes are really at their core shower music. Oh, yeah. I could definitely see some pan flutes gently playing

in the background as Julie scrapes the barnacles off your underside with a big hook, you know, spraying you with various, I guess, antibacterial foam. We've got to get those orcas out of the thing in France. Yeah, you mentioned it finally. And yes, I have returned. Welcome to Side Stories. I missed you! It's good to be back. My name is Andrew Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. I am recently aggrieved, but now I have completed grieving. Oh yeah, it's over. You're just good now. Done. Alright,

well, bad news. You know what, George Winst dead. Oh, I know I know and I work with them He's one of the first celebrities that I can even say I can finally have one of those where I worked with George Went I hung out with George Went for several days. He was very ill at the time It seemed he was somehow younger than my father when he died. He had to be he looked rough he looked really rough. But George Wendt was a comedy hero of mine. Of everybody. And he was wonderful in person.

He said a bunch of stories I can't repeat, which is the best thing you can say about an old-timey actor. Really? I don't think it matters anymore. There's still, you know, there's still family out there. There's still family out there. Yeah. You know?

And I feel like it's a type of thing. You think he was able to have sex and have children? I think, yo, yeah, he had before. I mean, he's always been huge. But when he was just straight up norm, forget he was 35. You can still push him wild to me. Well, that drives me crazy. I thought he was at least 50 in that show.

No, dude. No, he was younger than us. But you know what I will say you really are putting a lot of It's just on the woman when it comes to George went if you're gonna have sex with George went just know he's gonna be on The bottom and you're gonna have to ride him because that's how it's gonna get if you want to come at all you're gonna Have to ride him and you're gonna have to pump them full of Cialis, but unfortunately not anymore because now he's a corpse But great actor great friend great father no pump them full of Cialis, but unfortunately not anymore because now he's a corpse. But great actor, great friend, great father. No.

I also want to say, you know how I know actually I'm not done grieving? Okay, let me hear it. One of the biggest things that came out of me in this like, you know, sadness spiral, lost my father. For those of you who don't know, it's not like he's not in the woods, he's dead. But my father is, my father passed.

And first of all, I just wanna say big ups to the people over at Ho Spice. They really did a good job. They helped my father out. I'm not even joking. I do believe that a part of my father's positive reaction to his nurse was how stacked she was. Yeah.

And that she- you manifested this. Oh, honestly, I don't want to give myself too much credit, but yes, I believe I created this busty nurse that was an angel on Earth that arrived and wiped my father and did all the things that he needed to do at the very, very end. He was just like, ah. Yeah, but he wasn't fighting.

No. Which I think before he was fighting because it was men. Was it just like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Yeah, but he was, he wasn't fighting. No. Which I think before he was fighting because it was men. And then all of a sudden we have this like lady where you can sort of see her nipples. And now he's just open. Polish bra? It's just, no, I don't think so, no. No, unfortunately. No.

No, no, no, no, no, I wish. The night nurse was also stacked, but that's different. Yeah, the night nurse is always stacked. That's why they keep her in the evening. She's gotta be there. Yeah, it's like, yeah, she that's different. Yeah, the night nurse is always stacked. That's why they keep her in the evening. She's gotta be there. Yeah, it's like, yeah, she wore lingerie. I actually thought it was kind of inappropriate. But at the same time, slipped her 50.

Because it was like, thanks. Thanks for every, thanks from everybody. If you wanna lean over on my father a little harder, please. If you could give him a thrill. It's the last winter lover ever have it might help him pass so but what I realized reason why I'm still grieving is that I uh, We joke on the show all the time about What happens when a guy loses something loses his family? He gets and becomes a hollow moon enthusiast if he loses his pension

He starts believing in flat earth and stuff like that and I found in the center of my grief what brought me Quite a bit of comfort was the Jeffrey Epstein story. Oh, yeah, and I've now been reading a It's childhood's story. Yes, like him as a boy. It's his it's tales of his childhood Childhoods story was like him as a boy. It's his it's tales of his childhood It's all about oh little Jeffrey Epstein and his many businesses even as a kid He somehow flipped a fucking like you obviously was pimping but the main thing was a lemonade stand Yeah, but he had the girls behind the stands filling it with piss. Oh, yeah, and that's how you know because again He's making his own lemonade. Yeah, and that's called producers juice Oh, and that which is why I have here today. I learned that from the P diddy trial producers juice just a little bit

Is that coffee? No That's hot pee baby Because that's what I learned from the also from the P diddy trial this week is that if you're producing and you ain't making people Drink pee. You're not P diddy from the P. Diddy trial this week is that if you're producing and you ain't making people drink pee, you're not P. Diddy. I mean, his first name is P. But I did not know it stood for pee-pee. You know, like I did not know.

I thought it said for precocious Diddy. We all know what the R in R. Kelly stood for. Now we do. Now we do, don't we? At least it wasn't C, because if he was P. Kelly, he'd be Boo Boo Kelly. But he did his fair share of peeing. Oh he did, and Chuck Berry.

And they really like it, they really like it. But I have been reading the book by, she might be listed as a controversial person now, I'm not quite certain, Whitney Webb, that was an investigative journalist, that wrote two 850 page volumes about the various business connections of Jeffrey Epstein and the various intelligence connections that he had. And I'll tell you what, it is a laugh-a-minute. Yeah. It's the funniest book I read

since Norm MacDonald's last book. What were they saying? Was he involved with, I don't know, China? We gotta educate Ed Larson. A little bit on this. No, I don't to do this too because when we went to the, we were at Cruel World Festival this weekend and right before, I was on the right amount of mushrooms and rockstar energy drink to info, I was like full on info dumping on Marcus about Lucky Luciano, the connections of the OG mafia five families and CIA and the whole like,

the naval intelligence units that were using mobsters in the 1940s to rat out Nazi secret agents in the unions of New York City, which is a movie in and of itself that I can't fucking believe that I have never seen. It's called Operation Underground. It's completely real. That's very cool.

Yeah, it's fucking, they went, they brokered relations. So this is one of the beginnings of when we were in the whole MK Ultra mishigash, where the CIA and the other intelligence agencies were using open criminals to help suss out what they said was spy activity. So the mob hated the Nazis? Mob hated the Nazis.

Even though the Nazis and the Italians were in bed together? Well, the OG Italians, not American Italians. American Italians hated the Nazis at the time. But now obviously they seemed to really like them But yeah, that's like but it's very similar to the reason why you even bring it up is because the Epsi an activity and the diddy Activity was all extremely extremely close and again that they had to have known each other Maybe but it seems the main difference was the fact that Jeffrey Epstein Definitely was a member of the intelligence community and so you can kind of see this but this book is like I mean

It's thick ours or massage both both and then he was working for both And it's more just like can we have a good kind of even keeled conversation about the Massad? Did you, not to be this guy, but did you check out the bibliography? Can't this chick just write whatever she wants? What do you mean? Did you, I mean what, what was her sources? Oh no, this is, it's huge.

It's really just, she's doing a good job of just presenting facts and just like trying to figure out what was Jeffrey Epstein's job? How the fuck did he have money? And on one hand, it seems that he did quite a bit of some form of investing and working with billionaires. But on the other hand, if you work for the intelligent agencies,

as we could see with one of my favorites, Marjorie Taylor Gre Taylor green that if you get Inside information about what the government's gonna do Yeah and what other world governments are gonna do and how they're gonna either regulate their businesses or Inside bullshit from other businesses you can make a lot of money in the stock market What so that was his on the books money his uh, well, it's all over the place So this book is charting all of it. And you can see it's quite complicated.

Of course, it would have to be. It's called One Nation Under Blackmail. I can't really. One nation under a blackmail. Honestly, he left that. He's leaving money on the fucking table. Whitney Webb is somebody that I, honestly I don't know how else to recommend

any of the things that she's done, but this is, it's thick, and if you want to become an extremely difficult person to talk to, especially when you are in a kind of mixed mood, read that book, because that is what, Marcus was like my hostage. This is how you mourned your father. Oh yes, of course, this and watching various,

I watched a lot of cops, I watched a lot of, you know, my normal body cam footage. And I said I'm gonna show tonight, live on the stream. You won't see it until it comes to YouTube. I'm gonna show some of the other things that really did help me pass the time. Oh, well that's good, that's good. But otherwise it's great and God, you know,

there just need to be more big, crazy titted nurses out there that are ready to do the work Amen. Amen. Give me it. I feel like if you have Really big breasts you should get a discount at nursing school. That's what I'm saying Yeah, that's what I'm saying, but I also want to reach I got read I got so many different eat cups free Wow. Yes Yeah, you're a doctor. No, no, no. You can't have him be a doctor. Big titty doctor. Well, big titty doctor leaves the room too fast. Yes, sir. You know, a nurse has to check up on you to all of the various nurses that reached out to me I have a lot of friends. Oh, yeah, Olga

petunia Yeah, yeah, I love I just love each one of them And I but I got reached out to by a lot of people that have like internet friends of mine that are in the nursing Industry and that you it takes a special type of angel. Oh, for sure. It's a calling that you're just not gonna do. I have a friend. Because even though Jackie and I, we're trying to draw the straight straw.

We were trying to draw the short straw to see who got to wipe daddy. Did you not do it? No. I did. I'd rather. Not your father, mine. I'd rather beat John Wick's dog.

I'd rather be. You have to kill it. dog. I'd rather be, yeah. I would rather be to not wipe my father. I would have done anything. Really? I'll wipe anybody else. You know, it's interesting except for my mother. I was slightly higher on the list of who I don't want to wipe. Really? But dad's real close. And then the third one is me. Oh Papa Joe Biden. Oh Have to be wiping him he's sitting on some rocks. Yeah poor fucker. Hey, it's fine. He's tired now. He's a he's a We'll forget about him soon. Oh, you already forgot about himself. Um You know while we're talking about death my favorite internet dog died It finally happened to which one Sunday the black lab caught homey guy. It finally happened to me. Which one? Sunday the Black Lab. God help me.

It's so sad. I know now I found, I'm following Little Bitties. Little Bitties? And Cheddarini. How are they doing? They're healthy, but that's the reason why I even chose them is because they're mid-aged. I think the next internet dog I fall in love with, puppy. Puppy.

Yeah, I'm gonna fall in love with a puppy. Just sometimes, just be able to spend some time with it. I'll keep the real dog death to my own home. Yes, because that's where you're comfortable with it. Yeah, yeah, somewhere so I can be... But also, before we move on past everything that happened with Florida and stuff like that, I have to say, you missed our shows together.

I know, I was so sad. I can't wait till we gotta make it up. We are going to. Everybody was so nice. Everyone really cares about you. It was kind of beautiful to see. That's very nice. But in Orlando, you didn't show up,

and I got to eat your Publix up. I know. And you liked my order? I liked it. I didn't think I would, but... See, my order... It didn't make sense to me when I was putting it in, and then when I took a bite, I was like, oh, fuck, this is good. It's not because the bread's healthier.

I like the five grain Italian bed because it tastes better. See I've had, if you order just the wheat it's a little dry. That's gross. But the five grain Italian, that's, I wouldn't think to do that very good. Five grain Italian is also the key too, is like I don't like the iceberg lettuce, I like a spinach. See I always, I'm addicted to shredded iceberg. I love shredded iceberg on everything.

A thick iceberg, go fuck. But shredded iceberg, I love shredded iceberg on everything a thick iceberg go fuck but shredded iceberg I love I wouldn't imagine string. I tried your spinach. I couldn't believe how much I liked it. I like it He also gets it in there. Yeah other little factors in there. It's really yeah, that was really really good Yeah, I'm very impressed by your order. Thank you, and I ate it at three in the morning, and so it was perfect Yes, good. I'm glad I... Exactly how it did. And the whole time I was like, this one's for Henry's dad. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No, and it's... Again, I just can't say thank you enough to everybody that reached out so nicely to me. Yeah. But again, I don't really need all the listeners and I don't mean to all the fans And I don't need the families. I just need the truth about Jeffrey Epstein to really hold me. Yeah, so during this could please send all of your Jeffrey Epstein theories to

memes to Henry's DMS and really flood that thing. I barely check it go to side stories LP OTA la gmail.com please anything Epstein related I'm into it. Yeah. Yeah, please please keep him going. I'm a real steen head Now we have some updates but before we get started last puppy benefit on the left this Friday Just come and check this out masonic temple at the Hollywood forever cemetery this Friday May 23rd from 7 p.m To 10pm. Play with puppies, play with us, we're going to have a great time. I don't think we really even said that it has a foal.

It's not an open bar, it's an open pet. Yes. Puppy cocktail hour. So the puppies are coming for an hour to be petted. Alright and they have a hard out. Yeah they got to get back to the river. They immediately back thrown in the river. The ones that you don't adopt.

The ones that you don't adopt are gonna be immediately destroyed. I got it. No, not immediately destroyed. There's a basket that floats kinda well. Yes. They're gonna put it in the river and see how it does. And that's the best part of it,

then they can be kind of afraid a little bit. Yeah, and it's the LA river, so there might not even be water in it. So they might die of exposure. So exposure. So what I would say is if you've got to buy a ticket and you've got to come and you've got to adopt these dogs, because if you don't, again, and this is not from us, this is from the organization, they're going to, we try to beg them to not. Yeah.

Wipe out the dogs that are left. They are. We begged them to not. They're pups without borders and the borders are moral compass Oh, I thought it was skin and bones Yes, no, but please come and check this out It is going to be it's gonna be fun too because we've accidentally kind of guaranteed that we're gonna do a full show Yeah of all material that will never do before or after so you have no idea what we're gonna do there

So you should come check that out. Yeah, it's gonna be wild. I'm very excited. So come on down to the Masonic this Friday, May 23rd from 7 p.m. To 10 p.m Henry's drinking his piss is hot piss juice man Did you use the community microwave for that? God it's like I'm in the room with Kid Cudi. All right, so I got an update, which this is a really good one. Man with MS, multiple sclerosis, spent over $12,000 to be Gene Simmons' roadie

with his 13-year-old son. He got one. Gene Simmons, we covered this before. This program, this championship or whatever, He got one he's Simmons we covered this before yes this program this Championship or whatever this tournament where you just give him $13,000 and you get to be a roadie for a day $12,495 for the ultimate Gene Simmons experience to be exact do you think they yelled at him about the monitors? They have him dragging stuff back and forth because he had to bring his son.

He was supposed to be roadie for a day. He was roadie for a day. He helped with the load in. He was there for soundcheck. They got to eat some Italian takeout with Gene Simmons and it wasn't even kids. And he's just like you're going to want to Venmo request me for some of that ravioli you have there.

All right, just so you know, ha ha ha tongue. Yeah, like this is the best thing ever I'm so sick Dwayne Rosado and his son Zach paid $12,495 for the experience and that $12,000. There's no way that could have been better suited towards something with his syndrome It's so funny Dwayne said He's the father who purchased it as a birthday gift for his son. Aw. Even though it's clearly for you. It's work.

Yes. And your olds are bringing him to work for Gene Simmons. And Gene Simmons is probably being just being like, you have any idea how many people would pay to be my toilet? Four. I met four of them. Oh, man. Dwayne said, you only live once and I want to experience life. I'm not going to

die with a lot of money. I'm going to die happy. That's, honestly I do agree with that. But his fucking kid's sitting right there. And he's just like, I could have used some of that money, father. I feel like $12,000 might have helped towards me getting a used car or something, my dearest Father. Apparently. Is that him just watching Gene Simmons? Yeah.

Is he yelling at him to work? Yeah. Yeah. They gotta say, hey, hey, this is Tinney. This is Tinney. Get the sounds up. Get the medium amps up. Oh my God.

Man, he looks so happy to be at work. Yeah, no, they're doing it. They're wearing the gear, all that stuff. Man, he looks so happy to be at work. Yeah. No, they're doing it. They're wearing the gear, all that stuff. Man, his son is embarrassed. He does not want to be there. Maybe not. Well, apparently during their Italian food takeout from a local spot, Gene Simmons was regaling the boy of how he lost his virginity at 13 to a married woman along his

delivery route cool I guess you're right Gene it's cool to be raped I never thought about that do you guys ever write a song about that about how it's cool to get raped actually we wrote several of those songs. Back in the day. Wow, yeah, just lovingly looking on at that 85-year-old man's fucking flat frog ass as he plays. He's not even playing half the time. Most of this shit's piped in. He's the bassist. No offense to your bassist out there, but come on.

Well, especially, well, the kiss baselines are not neck necessarily He's no Robert Fripp. Mm-hmm. You know what? You mean like this isn't what is it? Crimson King King Crimson King Crimson. I love oh that circus song is so good. It is good Mmm, the lizard whole lizard album get into it But if she if he dies immediately that'd be incredible. Ooh, Gene Simmons or this guy? This guy. I don't think he's going anywhere. He's got MS, he probably could be around for a while.

Now he can't afford to die. Now, I mean, he's spending all his money. I think he was a cop. Yeah, get tracks. You know, it's just the idea of giving him money to work is the most obnoxious thing, where to really feel like you could, you probably could have ended up backstage if you just found

where he drank and told him you're a huge fan like I really believe I want to put this out here to anybody and this is including us here at last podcast and left it's really easy to get backstage you really just have to either act sick where black if yes we're black if he just was like I have MS. I'd love to see your guitar Someone's gonna let you in there. No, I actually it works better with just a head nod and confidence You don't think that like if you go and you tell all these people that you're sick

Like if I went up to like obviously not somebody like not somebody young like you're not gonna get back there with like a Taylor Swift or something, but like I feel like if I walked up to Billy- Oreo Speed Wagon. Easy, very approachable. I'll stand on stage. I think that if I went up the manager of Oreo Speed 3. Oh my God. If I went up there and I said that I even had a cold, I'd be back there hanging out.

You know what I mean? Coughing all over the amps. And like this is the, because again that's what generosity is. Or especially if you have big huge great tips It's super help and if you're an old Not as a man, though, unfortunately, you never know these days. I'm not well, yeah I'm in I wore that bra yesterday for the good good put weed episode that's coming out And I really did fill it on a bra for good the weed episode to

Jackie and I are doing a new tradition where we're doing a switcheroo Okay, so I had a dress like her and she had a dress like you. Yes. Oh, that's good for her And I had to go buy costumes. So I went around you wear mesh. No, I just got a dress I'm gonna say it's hard to find a triple XL mesh And so I went out there and I found some stuff. I'm gonna say it's hard to find a triple XL mesh. And so I went out there and I found some stuff, like, not on the internet, but I went and found some, and the people were so nice to me.

Like, I was buying a dress, and this lady was like, are you sure that this is your size? And she was being so sweet, like, obviously trying to help me, like, my transition or whatever, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is to make fun of women. Like, this is like it used to be. Yeah, I don't even understand. This is how it used to be in a simpler time where a man would make fun of a woman by dressing at her and going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh her I'm grieving I have fought I have four more weeks of being deeply offensive. Yeah, no you do I thought you're Almost four and a half weeks. It's been a couple weeks since a couple weeks. I've been told

Pointing to the calendar Wow This is your cut off. Yeah, it is your cut off. You've been saying some grieving things because again, I'm grieving. Mm-hmm I think she should be supporting you During your grief. She knows that if she sports me too much. I Won't be as offensive as she should be your brassiere What do you mean? Well, you're going spiritually. Yeah, he was on your Brazil after wearing one for a half an hour Never again. Really? I don't think beer. I think tits should be free you think so

I know some ladies say apparently it's better to feel it you want to hike them up, and I do feel like that I don't know well. I don't like boxer shorts for that reason same thing. I don't like boxer briefs I like giving them a little support to the boys Yes, I like hoist and I do understand that some people need hoist if they're going around It's what anybody's thrill is if they're big and sweaty and they might cause a rash. No it hurt I have lines on me my tits hurt and we're hot. You should have got a bigger look at my gut. Wow Wow, you look great. No, we don't I mean look better than I thought you would You should put some stockings on though. I'll tell you that much. No, I wanted people to I mean, you look better than I thought you would. You should put some stockings on though.

I'll tell you that much. No, I wanted people to see my Bavarian legs. Jackie doesn't wear... See, you're good in heels. Yeah, I can run heels. I can run Jackie. I could fucking run around Jackie in circles in heels. People really don't know that about you, is Henry's better in heels than most women.

It's really surprising. I'm pretty good. Yeah. Natalie saw it. She was kind of shocked. Speaking of, there was a, I wanted to do one other quick update I completely forgot about this. Cool.

Let's hear it. Joe Exotic from jail. Oh God. So Joe Exotic from jail. I know this. This update is pretty wonderful. So he got married in jail to a Mexican gentleman. That in a bid to get President Trump's attention for a pardon, he ratted out to ICE.

So his new husband, who was then released from jail, was immediately deported to Mexico. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Joe Exotic ratted him out? Ratted the guy, his own husband out to ICE. I didn't know that part of the story. Yep, got him deported. Now he's going to President Trump in the saddest series of tweets I've seen,

which he still has access to. It's really past time to have one of your people watch Tiger King season two, where they all admitted to perjury and plot to kill me on world television and let me out. Now I know you are not fond of my lifestyle, but I supported you. Just allow me to go television and let me out. Now I know you're not fond of my lifestyle, but I supported you just allow me to go to Mexico with my husband.

Whoa. So he's like saying he's a tactic. He's a tactic that he deported him to Mexico. I tell you what. So that he could go be with him in Mexico after the fact, according to Joe Exotic. The private zoo sector in Mexico, I'm sure is a little more loosey goosey than ours.

Dude, I bet you there's no, I bet you there, some of them are so private that they are public. You know what I mean? We're just free range tigers. Yeah. Yeah. So Korea, Joe Exotic, rough day getting around. The ICE agents didn't understand why he got sent back so fast.

He had a hearing scheduled for tomorrow. Hey, Donald Trump, just let me go to Mexico and you can keep Carole Baskin. You can keep her. So Joe ratted out his husband. Did they get actual married or is it just like, did he call him his husband? That I don't know. Here's another post from Joe Exotic. If they're actual married, shouldn't he be allowed to stay?

No, not anymore. They're getting rid of all the stuff. So Joe Exotic, you know, I could die tomorrow and I could do and I Could go knowing what true love was really all about Jorge gave me the most loving and devoted ten months of my life I pray God will give me the chance to experience life with him again. I Went outside day and it was hard but truly amazing how many people and gangs came up to me to check to see how I was Holding up since he left.

You know, they all respected us because we weren't the typical gay people just causing drama and bed hopping. They saw that we were real and serious about our devotion to each other, which is amazing that some of us are the worst of the worst that society has to offer us all that in us. Isn't that nice? The prison could have been much harder about it, but you know, for the most part, I have to say, they were pretty cool about us being side by side every day. We need to get some serious campaigns going to get Trump to let me go.

No matter where I am, I'm fine with Mexico or America as long as I spend my last days with my whore. Oh my God, just set him in the fucking Panama. Yep. Or El Salvador, rather. My whore. Oh my god. Just set him the fucking Panama. Yep. He just have it or rather He just had to go both he's looking for he was he's angling on a pardon He did he's defense team is already angling for a pardon from Trump, but don't they aren't there state charges in there? Doesn't matter. They'll pardon the rest of them. They can't part

Yeah But they're still gonna be in there forever if they get to that well Those are the hardest charges to get on P diddy the worst part about the P diddy trial is the it's to be in there forever. If they get to, well, those are the hardest charges to get on P Diddy. The worst part about the P Diddy trial is the, it's to be honest, it's so depressing. It's extremely depressing to watch. It's not a fun trial like the Laurie Valo Daybell trial. It basically is constantly asking you, constantly asking you to ask the question of what's a victim and what's a co-conspirator. And these women are getting torn apart on the stands,

going up there, selling spill on their whole lives, but they also, like, they did technically say a bunch of different stuff to a bunch of different people. And now, like, the hardest part is proving all the racketeering charges, which is this idea that P. Diddy was doing this for a certain number of other criminalities. Like, he was doing, he was trafficking humans, he was also selling drugs, and he was doing, and you certain number of other criminalities, like he was doing. He was trafficking humans.

He was also selling drugs and he was, and you have to put it all together in one. He very well may beat the state charges. He might get other charges in there. He might get a couple of years and then Trump can just lop it off the top because he's specifically taking money for parks. Yeah. Racketeering takes a long time to prove. It takes like almost a decade to put together the case and they rushed this case. Yeah, they rushed this case

So I have no idea what's gonna happen. It's still we have weeks left It's I want to say this is week two of the trial and they said they eight weeks six weeks of Witnesses the prosecution has so that's gonna be a lot. Oh. You know who else is fighting for a pardon? Derek Chauvin. Isn't that crazy? Well, he's still got state and so he'll still have to stay in even though. He has got state. Well, yeah, he's got 20 year state charges. Also Derek Chauvin should be lucky. He's in jail. Yes. Cause I feel like he can be isolated. That would be street justice. I think that motherfucker would have a target on his back for the rest of his life and that fucking piece of shit deserves it Absolutely, fuck him. Fuck Derek Chauvin. I hope that I hope that they are chasing him around jail right now

This one's kind of an update do you mind if I take one real quick? Sure This one's kind of an update. Do you mind if I take one real quick? Sure so remember when I was talking about a couple probably like two or three months ago about The Haitian gangs that killed like hundreds of old people because they thought that they like put that old people were witches And they put a curse on the gang member leaders. Yes kid. Well there has been Retribution for this. Um, I haven't really covered the story as much as I wish I have, but so a Haitian woman who had lost family members to violent criminal gangs took her revenge by poisoning 40 gang members with tainted empanadas, so she straight up Killed yeah 40 gang members with it and she'd been like out there. They killed her family

They said apparently what she did was that she was local. She sold these things for I don't know how to pronounce It's called like pate's. Yes. Yeah pate probably pate's there's something. It's a it's got a bunch of different It's got different. It's essentially a Haitian empanada Yes, it's an empanada, which honestly I'm looking at them. You look pretty good. I bet they're great I love an empanada and so she was known as a lady that would like serve the community She played it cool for months. Oh, yeah, that's that's a lady right there. She played it cool for fucking months Oh, yeah, and then one day She was just gave all the gang members free empanadas. Oh, yeah

She just rolled up with a bunch of free empanadas They were so excited to see it and so she filled it all with some form of insecticide Yes, and then they all Fucking vomited themselves to death. Yeah, like full on I tell you what though that is not going to it's lessen the suspicion of them being witches. That's for fucking sure. It's not gonna make them nothing, because that is a witch move.

Yes, well they burned down her house and she turned herself into the cops. Well dude, that was the other thing too. She said that she ran to the police after she did it, because she knew that she was a wanted woman. Yeah, which is even like like you're just hoping for the best with that situation as well. I'm sure Oh, yeah, they immediately burned her house down. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean, this is just a crazy That's a crazy fucking thing. She killed 40 of them and they all died I mean it that is just fucking nuts. No, that is, even the fact that it worked out effectively.

Yeah. That's kind of wild to me. That you can actively poison 40 people correctly. Most people don't. It shows she really wanted it. And that really, again, every time you want to say you can't, you mean won't. Yeah.

So the gang members were of Viv and Zanm and Zanm They're a Port-au-Prince gang affiliated with former policeman term crime boss Jimmy Shazir and he's also known as barbecue Yeah, yeah, the guy's name. That's the bad guys Known as barbecue, and then he burned down her house. Yep that's big sense I mean to back technically that sounds like is it's kind of a demo I imagine This woman ain't gonna last long unfortunately. Well. They are deciding whether or not I guess to Treat to charge her with anything. Yeah, you know what they don't know what to charge her with which is gonna be murder

But then sounds like walls and she could end up being fucking the second she's in jail. Is she gonna be be torn apart? Probably she might have to be go away forever. She might have to go to another jail I don't know what they do for people send it a canola. Oh Wow, I think that's the only option you can't send her here anymore. Unfortunately. Yeah So maybe like Canada can take her or something, but they will they what will they do? You know, I think that's our best option. We We gotta get this woman to Canada. I think that I mean It just sounds like I mean, she's still a murderer. She's a vigilante murderer for sure No question. I should kill 40 people that is like so that's like she straight up killed 40 people

That's somebody you might want to keep an eye on. Yes, but She also got nothing to lose It sounds like she finally dealt with something that needed to get dealt with. Yes, and also I will say This is from is a very loosely written article from oddity central So there might be some flaws to some of the things that I said, it's a short article But I'm not a hundred percent sure. Oh, no, Eddie. Don't question. There's no way that this four paragraph Article from oddity central.com completely insane. There is no way that this four paragraph article from odditycentral.com That's completely insane! There is no way that there is anything fake about it.

Okay, I refuse to acknowledge that. But either way, a story is a story is a story. Yeah, you know what? Why don't we let the truth get in the way of a good story, Andy? Well please, honestly, if you know more about this situation that's happening there SideStoriesLPOTLatgmail.com I'm deeply about this situation that's happening there I'm stories LP o TL at gmail.com I'm deeply interested in everyone. What's happening. It has a terrorist Resig designation Veevans adiv Veev on some yes is a part of the it's considered a

Taken over. Yep. That is a thing. Well, also the problem true is truly now too is all what is all well also the problem true is truly now too is all what is all Fucking messed up because we we have the administration that we have and they're kind of obsessed with other people's gang activities So yeah, well we will see Ms. 13 that could have been the guy who bought the Gene Simmons pack for 13,000 Gene Simmons back for $13,000 What he called him all time well his name is 13 get over here That's 13 grand yeah, honestly, I kind of already spent the 13 grand yeah Let's talk to one of our I want to talk about one of our major stories today Eddie which is

Annabelle is out there. Yeah, and Annabelle's causing fucking problems. It's wild. She's out there man Lots of haunted doll stuff going down here. Yeah, I do want to say we you know, I'm sorry I missed your Robert the doll presentation last week. No, say hi. Hi Robert. You looking good, buddy? He likes you. Looking good Fleet Week, huh? Yeah, baby, it is Fleet Week. And you gave him a little gift. No, he has that, that's his doll. Cause Robert has his doll. Yeah, that's right, aw, great, see. I love Robert, I feel so strong, to be honest with you. Ever since I've made my connection with Robert,

I feel like my life's been going great. I feel like everything's up and going. He's my new best friend. Yep. Your current dog's still alive. Yeah, both of them are still going. Yeah, you get, he's an ally. Yeah, everything really has been great since Robert has entered my life. Yes, except my father died Well, I mean that's for me not for me. That's your problem. Yeah, I'm very sorry about nobody is my problem

It's Sunday the black lab and George went died So that is that is something Three that happens in three is coming through just like at least it's over so In Corpitole news so Annabelle is on tour. Yeah jealous. Ah Apparently she's doing Radio City Music Hall But animals doll is on the Annabelle the doll that for those of you that don't remember Annabelle was featured as the main antagonist from the Conjuring everybody knows who Annabelle is. Hey fucking fuck. I don't treat on my children every single time I don't describe it. Someone's like

Honestly, if you don't know who Annabelle the doll is. How'd you find yourself here? Yeah, how did you find, if you are still listening, turn it off. Yes. Just, we don't want you. Yeah, you know what, I'm done. I'm done with you.

So, Ed and Lorraine Warren's occult museum, apparently other items from it as well are on tour. Because it's closed. Yes. And like, I think the Warren boy is taking it all around. Yeah, so one of them is get one last bit of money But the issue was which is that every ghost hunter said well, you know We have a lot of conflicting stories because I've talked to like the new Kirk's and people that are now more in the newer

Versions of occult thought and the idea of cursed objects really holding any specific power anywhere It's kind of like up to debate Deciding whether or not like is it your belief in it? Is it someone specific relationship with something does it all come is every single piece of paranormal activity coming from inside our brains? Yeah, right and that thing is just like a focal point who knows but every other ghost hunter said Leave Annabelle alone. Wow Annabelle is in what you say it is it should be on tour. It's like what they did to Amy. Why nose? What do you mean when they put her she she they worked to the death? Oh, she was a dark street

Oh, come on death and she had a dark streak. They worked Ralphie May to death. She did too many drugs. I mean Ralphie May definitely, he did the non- He died in pneumonia. He did the non-toxic aversion of what that lady did to all of the gang members in Haiti where he died by empanada. And I love Ralphie May. But he was a full-on appetizer victim.

And that's not his fault. That's just where he got to. He had problems. He had problems. He did that. Fly from North Way. So Annabelle is, she's out there, right? So now she's on tour, but because she's on tour, there's been a series of events that have been in the same area Where Annabelle has been on tour? Yeah, New Orleans number one was the burn down of this the not away plantation

Which are some big? Plantation yeah, they're burnt down while she was there We couldn't I don't know if she had gasoline on her yeah We couldn't I don't know if she had gasoline on her. Yeah Bring an annabelle down. There is not a way to keep that thing standing. No, no, I do Nothing. How do you say this? it's not that I I like the concept and look of a plantation home

Yes, go ahead all the stuff with it. Yeah, it comes with baggage I like the wraparound porches. I love a wraparound porch. I love the field where you could just you have so much room for activities That's one of my favorite things about a plantation is you saw the room Mm-hmm, you know, are you allowed to build a new home that looks like a plantation home or is that also bad? If it has no history if it's a brand new home But it looks just like an antebellum mansion side stories LP O TL a gmail.com. What's the audience? Yeah, what's the moral code on that? I say ask the audience cuz I've I wonder if we can rebuild it to be a and well You could put up pictures of of Harriet Tubman. You can put up pictures of George Washington Carver

You can put up pictures of George Washington Carver, you can put up pictures of Cory Booker, all sorts of stuff on the walls to sort of show people I'm cool. Yeah! Right? Yeah! But Annabelle's not. Annabelle was not having a. Well, unless this is super liberal of Annabelle.

I think it is. She burned down the plantation, she's anti-hate. And then also she liberated a jail well this is the issue so now there has been a tonight this gonna be jailbreak yeah right yeah dude somewhere in this town tonight it's gonna be a jailbreak and so you better be around cuz you're gonna fucking group rape ya now this is different this story's like. Now this is different. This story's like.

No, it's a jailbreak. This is bad. They don't have a taste for butt yet. We have to be careful with this crew, right? So seven guys escaped from the, this was in the Orleans Parish Sheriff's Office. Yeah, the parish jail. Yes, the OSPSO or whatever, the OPESO,

whatever it is, the Orleans Justice Center. Mm-hmm. So seven guys Very dangerous criminals 11 was it 11? Yes, but it's true like couple of murders Couple of guys with some sexual assaults couple of guys like these are this is a bad crew of dudes They removed the toilet from a wall inside of the justice center Ran out of it. But before leaving they wrote the message too easy unspelled to misspelled Do you know is he held it in lol get too easy lol, which is like everyone was laughing about it

Today they caught the guy the maintenance guy that helped them Yeah, that shut off the water. And now these guys are free. I think they got two of them. I mean, it's always changing. But they had a 24 hour lead time because they spent, oh yeah, that's right, they did all this. They had it, I forgot they blurred out all the other stuff.

They said they blurred out the we, they wrote, we innocent, someone says I'm innocent. They scratched out I'm, they wrote we innocent. Someone says I'm innocent. They scratched out I'm. They wrote we. Then wrote fuck OPSO. Suck my dick, OJC. Yeah, yeah. You know, most hated, the guy drew his eyeballs on him.

He drew most hated. They had time, obviously, to do a bunch of doodles. But the main issue is that the doodles are funny and the sentiment is fun, but the men issue is that the doodles are funny and that sentiment is fun But the men are extremely dangerous. Yes, and the other problem is is that this I want to say this anybody If somebody is in jail for multiple murder counts and Yeah

You're in jail with them now like you're hanging out your maintenance guy You're hanging out with them one dude was tied to a mass shooting during Mardi Gras. Okay, that's the worst place to get tied to, not him. If you're working with any of these guys, you just gotta know they're like not gonna uphold their end of the bargain. Yeah. If you believe in the men that are fueled by Annabelle's

power, that they are going to, I guess, pay you money later on or they're going to hook up something for a family member after this for you if you just help them out. They're not going to do it. You're going to be left carrying the bag. These guys are, they were scot-free for 24 hours. They had no idea they were there because they fucked up the night head count.

Yeah. And so they just fucked it up. And they said the guy whose job was to, this is true. Oh my God. The guy whose job it was to watch the night surveillance cameras, it was his one job,

he left the office to grab a snack. I believe he went to Raising Cane's and then went and then left the cameras unoccupied and they just ran out. He's probably in on it too. You know, I like- You watch this other thing, you're seeing they're all tugging on this one door trying to get out and you see guys just walk past like, eh, I don't want to. And then you guys see other guys try to help them get the door open Which is really fun, but then they just stay listen. I love New Orleans

I love New Orleans is a wonderful place It's one of the best places on the face of the fucking planet But here's the problem with New Orleans and if I'm speaking get a turn I know I'll get my ass handed to me. They don't fix nothing. No, they don't fix anything in New Orleans It's all just if it's broke it stays broke until something a disaster happens It's deteriorating. Yeah, New Orleans is just it's hard because it's a Preservation jazz hall is crumbling. It's called preservation Oh, it is New Orleans needs an injection of cash

That's not just covered in cocaine and this lady is just really a very very upset about the Susan Hudson who was a sheriff saying It's impossible to break out from the justice center without help and so she's not wrong But I also again to bring it back to Epstein That if I was watching one expert talk about Epstein and his death then they were saying If you walked into that prison where Epstein was where we held I believe El Chapo I think a couple are super high level criminals. He's getting his family back. Well, I Mean, you know, we miss them. Mm-hmm like El Nino his son La Nina his daughter And they the his grandpa pop a little pop

The It's again, it's like they said if you walked into that jail and you said The most elite criminals in the world are held here you would be very frightened because it's falling apart, it's staffed by big fat dumb idiots. Huge idiots. They don't know what they don't give a fuck. They literally were going out for raising canes. They weren't even going out for good New Orleans food.

They just got fast food. Seriously, it's just a job. Like it's just a job to them. So this idea that you think that each person inside of a prison is the most devout warrior of justice. Just understand that there's a lot of lapses. Like there's a lot of problems inside of these private jails because they're specifically using money to not,

they're taking the money. They're not fixing the jail. Like the fact that you could pop the toilet out of the wall is too easy. It is too easy. And that's why it was greased by the magic. Toe easy. Toe easy.

It was toe easy. And that's the reason why it had to be greased. Greased by the magic of Annabelle. As now Annabelle is sadly, and very frighteningly, it's on its way to Rhode Island. And I want the people of Providence to know that you need to batten up your hatches, whatever hatches you have to be batted. Prisons need to be watched extra. And know that, I mean, I love a Christ. I think, isn't Rhode Island known for hot dogs?

You know, I messed up. It's not Rhode Island. It's actually Rock Island, Illinois. And it's Rock Island Roadhouse in Rock Island, Illinois. You can see where I fucked up when I read. Rock, it's going to a place called, Annabelle is going to a Rock Island Roadhouse? Yeah, because she wants to meet the ghost of Patrick Swains.

Who doesn't? Who doesn't? Apparently can't dance her way out of Kansas. So, oh no, so the haunted, oh, so that's another haunted location, the Rock Island Roadhouse. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, yes. You see, that's fine. You the Rock Island Road. Yeah. Ah Yes, you see that's fine. You can bring it to already haunted place. Yeah, and that's gonna be Devils on the Run tour Yeah, I'm gonna bell and a bell is featured like she's the lead singer of Evanescence

They're like Annabelle and it's like it's not like she's singing a song or doing time Right. She's literally just gonna sit in a little chair and you got Josh Purvis. Oh Who are these guys? Anyway, Rock Island Roadhouse October 4th 2025 get your tickets Lots of the warrants occult museums gonna be there and the in He's some kind of ghost investigator John Purvis. Yes, of course he is. Why else would he fucking be there? Probably, I don't know.

I don't know if he'd be a doll guy. Oh man, I was asking Robert the doll about Annable and he was like, that messy bitch? Whoa, shit. It's just like, yeah, she wants it, but I don't fucking need to get it, you know what I mean? No, I know what you mean, Robert. You gotta be careful with these girls. You travel around you're sailor

Well, he is a lady actually Remember, he's got the ghost of a little girl inside of them, but we all do Love you Robert love you Robert love no disrespect. I love you so much. No disrespect Of course there's no disrespect. All right real quick right before we get in here this guy I want to cover real quick the Casper cereal biter. All right. I got another quick one after that You do Casper. I believe this is Casper This is Neutrona. I don't know what state this is in. This isn't a bad place. Whatever it is. It's not good It's a guy who bites people professionally now this guy

With his fucking charmer by the name of Andrew Barrett He was he nearly bit the finger off of a Neutrona and County Sheriff's Office on Deputy Tuesday And so he was put into court over zoom. Yeah, and he said that as he was Talking he kept seats are going They barked a lot and he started barking and flicking his tongue in and out like he was a hotdog Yeah, and then he said that his they asked him how he you know, he said he's like, hi, my name is Andrew Barrett I'm a crocodilian. Mm-hmm And they said he was mainly he was caught with marijuana

And you would copy a math Yeah, I think the math was doing the heavy left. Yeah, we don't want to give weed about it No, no, but sometimes weed why only makes you hungry banner Wyoming Medical Center. Sometimes you just get fucking hungry, dude Yeah, oh, yeah, I could see it much easier. I see a fucking cop with big thick old sausage fingers. Sometimes like Give us a nibble. Do you think he keeps mustard in his pockets? I mean it smells like it Barrett's on parole for serving prison time for aggravated assault and battery charge So that involved but his previous charge was in 2021 He bit the tip off of an index finger of a banner Wyoming Medical Center employee Yes, this guy's got the like that's Josh Frank cereal biter. Yeah

I hope his dentist is like using this as good press honestly He is he's a heck of a he's a hungry boy a heck of a boy And he's just trying to get a little chomp of a nurse so the cops finger Did you read about that he bit the top of it and like bit down to the bone and then peeled back the meat And so the bone was still there yet, but he like ripped off everything else apparently It's cool name for a fucking cop and come bone the finger Cuz I wouldn't change I'd never fix it I mean, I just have that one little bone finger and'm like fix it, but it should lop it off. No, yeah, they put putty on it or something

They can you put a cap on it? You have to seal the wound for sure But you bite it off and then if it's just meat you have pretty sure you have to saw the bone You can't just side stories lp oto at gmail.com it cool You could pull cap on it It would be cool if you could put a little cap on it, but I don see how you screw a cap into flesh. It just goes over like a big condom Sure, and then what you do is it but then you pull it off when you mean business Then like you better watch her before I tickle you with my bone finger. Well, they gave him a hundred thousand dollar cash bond Yeah, they said can you think that you'd be able to make that bond and he says I'm just a guy struggling to get by

I ain't going nowhere We know sir And he says, I'm just a guy struggling to get by. I ain't going nowhere. They're like, we know, sir. We know they're letting him go. But that's what happens when he's a hungry boy and he just likes a little chompy chomp. Yeah. Oh, man. I've never bit anybody.

You never bit a person? I've been bit. Chris Blakely bit me in the eye. Really? Yeah, during a, because he pushed me, and then I hit him in the face with my baseball glove And then he attacked me and bit me in the eye and then we fought on the baseball field I'm not my mom was there and she was saying he's got AIDS. He's biting my son. He's got AIDS. Yeah, did he? Yeah, I don't think so, but he did die

Of what I Imagine he died of drugs if I were to guess but I don't know for sure Yeah, I could guess that I know he was in some kind of a car accident and got a bunch of money from the settlement And oh, that's fun. Yeah, and that's fun for him and got trashed But then yeah, that was a problem that seemed to be bad for him Is that some people get out of money straight up? Yeah, Largo, Florida 30th 20 20 guy that is literally the guy that bit you on the eye, is that we're looking at his obituary? No, this isn't him.

Okay, okay. This isn't him. I just pressed the button. Like every day. That's pretty good. No, it's close. I mean, bro, I'm pretty close. Yeah, he's 39.

Well, no, he's still four years old. No, he would be 81. I think he was a year older than me, so he might be 80. So yeah, this isn't the Chris Blakely I knew that died and the guy I knew that died died a while ago, okay, so that's not him Yeah, not it's exciting then I guess not as exciting no so all right well Yeah, just don't bite anybody. I guess maybe we should bleep his name He's dead. Yeah, that's right, and he bit me so fuck

And he bit me. So fuck him. Yeah, right. I had another story I was going to tell, but it's too sad to end the show on, I think. Which one? The one where the guy killed his wife and his two girls because he wanted a boy and she was pregnant with another girl. Yeah, that's pretty sad. So he just killed everybody?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty sad. Yeah, you guys can read about that on your own time. Yeah, you go enjoy that on your own. And then also, if you want to just come by my house I'll tell you all about Jeffrey Epstein So if you just happen to find my address on the internet which you can pretty easily He's come by the house and see if you can handle it and if you have sex with some dogs We've hired Jeffrey Pupstein to be at the show this weekend. Jeffrey Pupstein is not fucking dogs

He's just bringing dogs that are willing to fuck All right listen Jeffrey Pupstein is not fucking dogs, he's just bringing dogs that are willing to fuck. Alright, listen. They're gonna fucking cancel the event. That's what's gonna happen. After this is... They're literally just gonna cancel the event. What are you talking about? They're gonna be like, why do you keep talking?

All you've talked about is fucking murdering dogs. We're selling dogs over here! That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to create urgency. To get the dogs. Yeah! That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to create urgency to get the dogs. Yeah! Just adopt the dogs. All the stuff I said about them immediately killing them is not true.

Prince Andrew's going to be there. Yep, my buddy. My buddy. Hey, just call him Andy. My favorite guy. Did you guys see who they caught, the way who the cucumber sex guy? It's stuck, but it was stealth in the butthole with the cucumber guy fucking the cucumber. Yes They got him Wow. Hey, you know so okay Wow another

You know I say Peppino they're really working on finding him, huh? On me and I like went for long walk the other day First he tell me about the killer woman and I say oh and I don't be sad today It's happy day and I saw the many foggy But you come but I think you call it cucumber he said oh He make a special Greek salad with his special home recipe Taziki that he squished inside of the cucumber I Love Hilaria. Yeah, fucking white woman

Yeah, so I forgot about how Rachel Dolezal the other day looked it up for Jackie forgot that Rachel Dolezal had changed your name to Deque Diallo I forgot that that still holds. Yeah, I mean that she should have done that in the first place Yeah, she should have if you want to just lead with that All right, we got some stories a Little backstory I Was 17 years old at the time living in a small rural town on the Illinois side of the Wisconsin-Illinois border you were living in Illinois That lives in the Illinois border is living in Illinois it doesn't matter what state you're right next to yeah, it's good point You're right next to yeah, it's good point

Derailed at the very top nothing really there Lots of corn and darkness so it can be a pretty spooky backdrop to reality Especially when you were as smoked out as your gourd as I was no weed for me now because I'm a firefighter Pussy I Think you fucking do it's down yeah every Friday night it's half-fire like just let your joint and spread yeah every Friday night I would go hang out with my older sister eight years my senior while her boyfriend working night to the local Chrysler auto plant we'd get cheebed out watch scary movies and make some munches some of the best times of my life.

My sister's house was creepy as fuck though sometimes. They bought it from a single seven-year-old male who from what neighbors said would host Halloween parties for the neighborhood children with a spooky maze into the basement for their prize of candy. Or in my speculation maybe some diddling. That's on you. You never know. Some people just like Halloween. Yeah. And they're not always molesting. Sometimes when they're molesting, it's not on Halloween, because then that ruins Halloween for them, because then Halloween becomes work.

They molest on Easter. Still candy. The basement had a weird closet with a tiny door for a peephole, right, where an average height male could look through for whatever reason. Again, he's just checking to make sure they only take one Snickers. There was a small man-made pond in the background and when we drained it, there was a marble bust of a head in a classic Greek Roman style tied with a chain around the

neck to a cinder block. Weird shit, weird guy. It's probably haunted in some way. So this particular night seemed no different than any other night as we settled into our routine Just me sis her big cat With a feast of homemade quesadillas and many rips out of the bong we watched a documentary on mr. Unabomber himself Then my sister asked me to empty the bong place it in a closet in the back room of the basement to keep it out Of sight of her stepdaughter when she came home over the weekend. I Took the bong emptied it in the kitchen sink and started on my way downstairs I did duck because the ceiling above the stairs was too short for me and immediately turned right where you can see in the living

Room area and against the far wall is a sliding glass door that leads outside to the backyard And against a far wall is a sliding glass door that leads outside to the backyard. Taking my right turn into a full 180, I walk through a utility hallway to a back bedroom where I place the bong in a cardboard box alongside my other high school smoking essentials. I then head back the way I came, thinking nothing of anything really, but then I turn my head to the right towards the sliding glass door and immediately froze. The only other time I felt this was when I came face to face with a moose while hunting in Colorado. What I saw moving in front of the glass door was a black bipedal dangly creature with bright green eyes about three to four feet tall. The goblin, what I believe it to be, was almost scaly in appearance,

and we made eye contact for what felt like forever. In an instant, it bolted towards the far wall, not towards me, but my feet fell. My feet felt like they were glued to the carpet. It hid behind the side of an old couch, and I noped the fuck out of there, hitting my head in the low ceiling on the way up. I immediately reported what I saw to my sister who said I was just stoned and it was the cat. I refute her claim immediately pointing out that the cat was sitting on her lap.

There's no way in hell it would have made it upstairs without me noticing and that fucking cat it's not four feet tall I tell the story to as many friends as people as I can tell and the words of Henry I know what I saw yeah well I think you got to smoke weed again fire cop I mean you might need to because I mean like if you're seeing goblins on weed dude that's fucking crazy yeah that shit's free cuz I don't fucking yeah if I want to see goblins let's go to my algorithm yeah no that's the problem they're right there, I just go to my algorithm. Yeah, no, that's the problem. They're right there. Or I just walk the streets of Los Angeles. Because I've learned to live every day knowing

that I am a goblin too. And I love my goblin community. They've reached out to me in my time of need. And I know that my father and I would laugh. The goblin activity that I've seen. And oh my God, he would love to arrest those goblins as much as any police officer ever could have arrested anyone and I wish that for him No, I wish that he could have arrested Tammy Hull. Oh

Just for the sake of him being able to you would have been half Tammy if that happened Wow Yeah, you think that she would have flipped that on my father. I think I think my father liked a softer woman I don't think I have a choice though when it comes to Tammy I mean she gets her eyes on you your hers her pussy's a dick We have big old plans here page your dot-com slash last podcast on the left You can pay his money and you could see us do stuff Out loud and in person and you can go to twitch.tv slash LPN TV. We're not right now.

Our streams are on pause. They are going to be back on soon, except for last year. I'm going to love that. That never goes. That never goes anywhere. That's going to say the same no matter what we do. Go to last podcast and look to come buy tickets for live shows. You have to contact in the desert is coming up immediately.

And you need to come see it. Oh god, you're dying come fucking sit Yes, the last it's May 29th through June 2nd contact in the desert. Yes come out to that to Saturday The Renaissance Resort you're gonna have a lot of fun Henry and I are just be walking around getting drunk with a bunch of people with Opinions. Oh, yes, but also know that we are going to be doing our comedy night, which is a first for them, doing a purely comedy time and we are going to legitimately, we might really upset them. I think they'll have a great time. Yeah, I'm excited. Well we got Amber and Billy Wayne Davis are coming. Oh yeah, it's gonna be a blast. We are gonna have a fucking blast. Cannot wait to go see us at contact in the desert

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Also, I got an announcement. I got a show on August 21st out here in Los Angeles called Dead Men Tell Some Tales. Oh yes. A deep dive into Disney's dark history that's gonna be Thursday August 21st at 7 30 p.m. at the Elysian theater I'm doing the show with my buddy Disney Dan Becker it's gonna be a lot of fun we're gonna talk about everyone who's ever died at the Disney parks and joke

about it it's gonna be interesting it's just in time for the beginning of the Oogie Boogie Bash so if you're going to that come to this as. It's gonna be interesting. It's just in time for the beginning of the oogie boogie bash So if you're going to that come to this as well, it's gonna be a lot of fun tickets available on eddy tunes.com Yeah, come check us out. You guys are you're gonna be fun. I like this guy. No, he's gonna be great He's gonna be great. I wanted you to meet him a game that Orlando show Yeah, he seemed like a nice guy. Yeah, wait for him to see see his wares. Natalie likes him. Oh Natalie thinks she enjoys his Disney content. There we go There we go crossover crossover

Alright you fuckers. Thank you guys for all of your support. This has been side stories and it's been great, hasn't it? Yes, let's get those workers out of there can do some fucking work. Somebody else do it though I mean someone else has to do it. They clearly abandoned them Yeah, someone I mean, you know, honestly, I don't know who's gonna fit the bill to get these workers out of here You know who could use some really really good press. Oh Pdd Pdd and he's got the money. Yeah Looking at you Pdd do you think they drink baby oil? I mean, they'll have to.