Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Annabelle Strikes Back

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

Ed & Henry bring you this week's deadliest stories and true-crime news - Did Annabelle the Doll claim another victim? Our Haunted Doll coverage takes an unexpected turn after Ed & Lorraine Warren's successor is found dead on tour in hotel room, Casey Anthony snapped by Paparazzi on a first date, The Screwworm is back, causing gruesome havoc in Honduras, Mysterious Goo found in Lake Erie leaves scientists scratching their heads, Hospice nurse reaches plea deal over dying man's leg, John Elway cleared in golf cart accident that killed agent, Chimp Jesus "Glenn" rises from the dead at LA Zoo, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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Yes, triple XL, but I'm actually just a regular XL You are because also what you've taken very good care yourself. I'll see what happens. Well. Thank you guys It came out Salt Lake City. Yes, we had such a blast this weekend. What a great place both shows were amazing Super weird place Natalie got really upset. She went into go look at all the them She did we did a little bit of Mormon. She chose towards yes Yes, we spent an extra day in Salt Lake City just to make my wife upset. But that's called vacation. Usually you can do that at home.

Yes, normally that's normally where I keep it. You know why? Because it's free. I can get upset in there for free. But no, it was just because of all the crimes of the LDS church that we were watching and then I was doing my funny kind of semi-sercastic, like you know, because right next to Temple Square, they used to have a park where

people could go and instead what they realized is that it was getting jammed up with all of these like people wanting handouts or free food and all this stuff like they were some kind of church. Yeah, because they know about all the money that the Mormons are hiding. Yeah, like there's some kind of helpful religion or whatever. And so what they did instead was that they turned that whole area into a luxury mall. Like they just made it into a gigantic stone bound outdoor fancy mall that had giant gates that went up on the Sunday because it's fully private property.

And it allows them to not only make money because they are obviously a capitalistic endeavor, the Mormons, and they also allow to get that they don't they can then move the homeless to the far out stretches near the base of the mountain Yes, and then Natalie and I walk through a homeless encampment and they're crispy Yeah crispy out there. No, they are there but yeah that temple not crispy as in like sunburn or just like angry Both and as they should be and everybody going in and out of the Temple Square is watching you, a lot of little Mormon families. And so we went and walked through.

But Natalie did appreciate my understanding of like, yeah, of course this makes sense. This is what the Mormon church does. Is this where I bought my elder outfit? Yep. Oh, that was not a bad mall. No, it's not. It'd be very fancy.

But it will never know why do the Mormons buy a lululemon if they hate ass Yeah, what is your problem? I don't know. Yeah, you never know. Hey, yeah, I guess it's money I guess they just they just like money and they don't care what weird slides up people's cracks SLC you never disappoint the wise guys was great. Why is that? Great, we got some other ones come see us on September 21st in Kansas City, October 24th, Red Way, California, and November 30th in Columbus, Ohio. We got some side story shows for you, fucks.

We're gonna have a really good time. Now, guys, okay, so we spent a lot of time on the road. And Eddie and I, we actually had a wonderful pool hang with Joe Perra and Carmen Christopher, where we got to see each other's bodies and talk each individually about how we're afraid of dying on the road. Because it's one of those, it's a comedian nightmare

after Bob Saget, you know, his tragic accident, all these types of things. If you saw the photograph, Joe didn't have his shirt off, but he did have his shirt off in the pool He's Henry and I got to see he's hot Joe Paris shirtless body, and he's trying to grow chest hair Yeah, he's doing his best which I really appreciate because but last time he was as literally as slick as an eel How do you think that happens? What do you mean? How do you get hair later in life becoming a man? Yeah going through? He was always a man, baby.

No, you gotta go through some stuff. Yeah. Hey, go out there, you guys, he's probably had a puncher mailman. I'm sure he has. He probably had a yell at a plane leaving an airport. You ever had to do that? Yell at a plane?

Fuck you! You're not coming back here! Like, you know, you had to do some man stuff. I usually yell at the bank. Yeah. Yeah, that's my favorite place to go. Yeah, something like that, that allows chest hair to sprout.

So, anybody out there looking to become more masculine, go yell at an institution. The key is to get thrown out of a government building. That's how you start to develop even more masculine traits. It's gender affirming. Yeah. But this is not any tour that we're about to talk about. Ooh, God, yes.

This is one of the bigger stories that we have continued to follow. And honestly, I'm saying this to you all. We are not even asking for this. Yeah, this is crazy. This is one of those where people keep saying, why do you keep bringing up Annabelle the doll? Even after the Ed and Lorraine Warren series, we all know that they're full of shit. Everybody's taught everybody's all you know like good

Let's not talk about the haunted properties of Annabelle the doll Let's take a look at it. So Annabelle the doll has been on tour Right so far the weekend in Gettysburg. She did she went to Gettysburg everybody's favorite summer Location nothing. I love better than sitting with my family on the fields of Gettysburg with several Coney Island dogs some hot coffee couple packs of cigarettes Watching my daughter grow up smoking them

Watching my daughter grow up smoking them Hot dog me and just imagine what was like to watch all those men die, right? You know, I love being at Gettysburg. So but this is up. This was not a fun time at Gettysburg for this gentlemen So Annabelle is you know has been on tour and she's been causing a lot of shit Annabelle burnt down a plantation. Annabel freed prisoners from a New Orleans jail. Now we already know this and then we know Annabel went missing. She also went to San Antonio which got crazy floods. Crazy floods. So Dan Rivera who was the lead investigator for the New England Society for Psychic Research,

Nesper, he's a US Army veteran. Now he's essentially Annabelle's tour manager. He is taking her around on this new tour, the Devil's on the Run tour, amazing idea. Now everybody kept saying, hey, why are we taking this supposedly highly deadly haunted doll out of its protective casing and putting it on the road? Now I'll tell you why, Eddie, do you know why? Because it sells tickets.

Yeah. Damn, man. Give me some more money. Yeah. So that's why they wanted to do it. But they didn't think about, you know, they always say, oh, you only thought about it if you could, but nobody ever thought about if you should.

Whoa. So, you know, in the end, they knew they were leaving money on the table. We got to get Annabelle out of retirement. This is what they've done to Elton John several times. Yeah, and they finally also haunted doll She's a hot he is a if a human was an evil jack-in-the-box. It's Elton John love him to death Love him death. I saw him live. He was fantastic The whole crowd applaud when when they found out he could stand up off the chair So this is so Annabelle it's been on tour Dan Rivera Remember this the chair. So Annabelle has been on tour, Dan Rivera,

remember this was several weeks ago, Annabelle went missing. Yes, we accused Dan Rivera of lying. Correctly. And we said that he was faking a video or showed an old video, because we thought Annabelle was missing. We heard Annabelle was missing. But you know what he didn't do?

Anything to assuage my feelings. Yeah, he didn't respond to you, Henry. No. No, to none of us though, to none of us. All he said was the words, it's not a cover up, stop talking about Annabelle. Did you see him on Truth Social? He just said, stop talking about Annabelle, right? And we're like, why are you doing this?

Someone's protesting too much. Yeah. But then, what really happens to anybody that harbors the devil? Oh, they could burn themselves Mm-hmm. So Dan Rivera Annabelle's tour manager. I guess he finally got her together Brought her to Gettysburg her favorite place First thing that happens Annabelle arrives in town for the tour the 911 service for all of Gettysburg goes out I mean who's

really what's really happening there and it's Pennsylvania I mean it's to be honest I feel like it's a hotbed for other activity yeah you know I mean I feel like that the there's like a new version of those the blue guys yeah they're there oh the new the new the new Confederates are there. Oh, they're the great. They're the same They're white. They're white. They were pretty much everyone was white, but they went that's so that's what's bubbling there So first of all that happened Dan Rivera had to come out and say Annabelle Did not he's been again fighting all of this He's been saying Annabelle did not set a plantation on fire and he was trying to joke about it

But you could tell he was kind of defensive He also said that she did not set those prisoners free which we know for a fact that she did because she's and she's Antifa Yeah, then she shut down the 911 calls Thank you Hey Annabelle definitely didn't shut down the 911 calling services here in Gettysburg, Virginia Sure likely story What changed that day? What was different that day besides the failing infrastructure of the country Annabelle was in town? Yes

Right. She was in Gettysburg. She was in Gettysburg. And then what happens they do the tour They do that show that night, you know, I'm out for the weekend sold out like they said So it's like 1300 tickets Friday Saturday Sunday. That's huge. Yeah, it's amazing. I wish we had those numbers in Gettysburg We got to go there. We're gonna do live at Gettysburg. I think this is actually great We're gonna do it on the field only we could bring Annabelleabelle. Which one of us is Confederate, which one of us is Union? I mean. Oh no. We have to reenact it.

Oh boy. Is this bad? I guess, well Marcus is. Exactly. Yeah, his family is the checkered past. Yeah, he's the one that the audience likes more. Yeah, and I'm from Florida, but my family's Jersey. Florida was Cuba by that point, it was like it was Spain. Yeah, well there was some fighting down there. Yeah, and I'm from Florida, but my family's Jersey. Florida was Cuba by that point.

It was like it was Spain. Yeah, well there was some fighting down there. But you know, Marcus is the Confederate. So Dan's gonna love this. He's gonna love when this is isolated, it's that thing. So they did the show, obviously they had the meet and greet. Annabelle's out there looking for Strange. You know, she's single.

She's the first time she's on tour So you God knows what she got herself into Dan Rivera goes back probably to the residence in where he was working out I don't know where they found him dead. I believe they found him at his hotel But yeah, I'm gonna blow the lead on there yet. Dan Rivera died Mysteriously in the night the day after they had already gotten a town into Gettysburg. Now they, they, we don't know the cause of death yet. I think I know what it is. Yeah. Dolls. Doll. Yeah, definitely doll. Yeah.

Heart stopped by doll. Heart stopped by doll. Like they're gonna, they're digging into an autopsy right now. They said that autopsy could take several months, but he died. In this hotel, it doesn't look like there's any nice hotels by Gettysburg, unfortunately. So it might not have been a good place where he died. What's the nicest hotel by Gettysburg? Well, they got the Inn at Lincoln Square.

Oh, that seems nice. It looks expensive more than it's nice. I wonder if he's there. The Union Hotel, so that's for the winter stay. Yeah, as they should yeah They don't have a Confederate hotel. Do they um, I think the rest of them are Confederate Or is it just the homes the daven house? Maybe I he oh the gaslight in Now this is the Gettysburg leg this was hosted hosted by Ghostly Images of Gettysburg Tours at the Soldiers National Orphanage.

Great venue. Yes. Nothing I love better than performing at an old vacated orphanage. So now that we got all these dead soldiers, what are we going to do with their children? I say we put them to work in a soulless empty building Amazing we'll bring a doll here 160 years later to kill a man. I hope it does So Dan Revelle Dan Rivera they went to the top So they can you even imagine that you spend your afternoon to Gettysburg and you really have dinner at the orphanage So did he die to the hotel or did he die in front of Annabelle?

No, he died at the hotel did there was Annabelle in the other queen bed? Yeah I guess they don't there he definitely it's not like she's sitting in the car and it bells in that fucking room You don't think they left her at the orphanage. She probably loves it there. Oh, yeah, I think that's the problem She likes it too much. Yeah, and then she can't she's gonna get canceled. Yeah, cuz Annabelle is what she's a six-year-old girl, right? No, it's a 90 year old pedophile man inside of her Oh, okay. Yeah, you've heard the character. I do. Yeah, I've heard the character you do, but I thought it was a little girl That's like a mixture with the Enfield poltergeist as well. It's the same Ball I thought that the character from the conjuring was the old ghost the old man goes that's the conjuring to that's conjuring to

I it says here in the New York Post the the psychomaniac claimed the doll was inhabited by the spirit of a dead six-year-old girl called Annabelle. And the Warrens said it was demonically possessed and moved the doll to the museum in Connecticut. See, the doll's gonna say anything that you want to hear. Okay, the doll does it, it has no agency. The doll is gonna say, of course the ghost and the demon inside of its make

I'm just a six year old little girl. I wouldn't do anything wrong and you know, guess what they're really doing man They're baiting kids. Yeah, they're bait. All right, so Dan Rivera died in the fucking unceremoniously Won't name the hotel. We're just gonna choose one. Yeah choose one Eddie Oh, I I still think I mean I just deleted my fucking page of hotels and get it but I do love I'm calling it the gaslight in we'll say it's the gaslight I just think it's amazing be alive, but you know also, but I do want to give like An honest heartfelt. I'm sorry to the family of Dan Rivera. I think you should apologize for calling him a liar. No, I Will because there's no proof that he wasn't lying I'm sorry to the family of Dan Rivera. I think you should apologize for calling him a liar. No. I will.

Because there's no proof that he wasn't lying. I mean, the fact that Annabelle was in Gettysburg. But I think she was missing for a period of time. You think she was missing and he got her back? Yes, I think that he probably left her on a bus. And I think that they were, I think it was, I don't think Annabelle necessarily left on her own cognizance.

I think that technically he might have left her in an Uber. Well, they did recently build her a new display. Oh, I know. She's got her mobile display. And so now she's like John Paul II that with her new display, they said that they use holy water and stuff like that mixed with the paint. And Dan Rivera himself said that when he was in the company of Annabelle, he was wearing three different crucifixes and one was stained with a stain that Included holy water in the stain

Mm-hmm. It didn't work. No, it didn't work at all because you know what also it didn't help against High cholesterol. Oh, yeah, that might be the problem the food in Gettysburg. I'm guessing it's all burgers I can't imagine I feel like now they probably have like one vegan place There's more and more embracing of that side of things, but I think it's mostly french fries Yeah, yeah, but you know it's it's sad I but I feel I feel for Dan Rivera's family, but he was taking he knew what he was getting himself involved in Yeah, I mean well he works for Annabelle if you're used to anyway listen if you're like trying to think who's a dangerous musician Van Morrison, are you if you're Van Morrison's tour manager?

You know you got to watch your shins because Van Morrison likes to kick is a kicker. He likes kick is a kicker drinker Spitter he'll slap you he'll bite you alpaca. Yeah Yeah, no, he's dead. It's like being with a herd dog, you know, like he's intense So when you are tour managing Van Morrison, you know, we're thicker pants. Mm-hmm You're gonna hang out. You're gonna need to keep your head on a swarf. You're gonna keep them liquored up, right? Yeah, Dan Rivera should have been kind of maybe more dialed in about what were Annabelle's needs Yeah, cuz now where's Annabelle? She's just sitting in Denny's bird now. I wanted I want to know if she's just at the orphanage

Apparently she was in the hotel room while he was dead. This is what I'm saying. She's in the other queen bed She was just sitting there Yeah, I was the cops cops I would have shot it three times. You might as well. Dude, if I was the fucking guy, oh yeah, you walk into a room, you see a dead paranormal investigator half laying out of the bed with the foam in his mouth and you look and you see Annabelle perched up on the cock chair of the hotel room and you mean to tell me you're not putting two in her fucking head? Well, you fucking shoot her in the goddamn head or you rip her open looking for fentanyl.

It's quite possibly he might gotten some of that Gettysburg toot and I have no idea if that Gettysburg toot is clean. No, no, it's certainly not. So, still scheduled, is Annabelle coming to Maine in September? With who? With Tony Sparra. Oh, Tony Sparra's coming out? Tony Sparra, yeah, Tony Sparra is. Oh, Tony Sparra's coming out.

I think he was in, I believe he was there too. He is the, I believe, yes there too. He is the I believe yes He's the paranormal Reacher. He's the son-in-law of Lorraine and Edward Lauren Warren I think we still remember Chris Gowler in and Wade Kirby also be there Dan Rivera has not been taken off the poster yet You need to do that guys. You need to make that move. It's still fresh I don't think their internet works too well right now so but also Annabelle's gonna be on Lexington, Kentucky for scare fest No, we got it no, let's not people are dying here

Okay, Dan Rivera was her road manager her opener her friend her travel manager Okay, and Annabelle fucking put just kill them Tony Sparrow is next Is this weird that I want to see Annabelle more now? Of course. No, no, it's not weird at all Would you go see Annabelle? Yeah. Yeah, right. Of course, but do you think we've talked so much shit at this point? No, i'm no I have much respect But I don't I bet in terms of like I know she's a killer and I like and I get that yeah But she belongs in her prison. Do you think it was because he took her out of the box and brought her to the hotel room? That's where she killed him the only thing that I mean a lot of people have been getting on me for this style of content before but I

Think the only thing that could have maybe happened is I don't want to speak ill of the dead. Mm-hmm But hopefully he didn't make a move on Annabelle. Oh, yeah. Because maybe that's kind of what... Because I bet you on some level, he's like, yeah, sure. She's a six-year-old ghost. But that ghost was made like 90 years ago. Well, do you think the dress is sewn on? Do you think it unzips? Well, I don't know. No. No? You don't think it unzips? I don't like that idea. I don't like that idea Yeah, but I could see Annabelle getting revenge. Yeah, one thing I do know about Annabelle. She's on the rag You fuck know I'm saying because she's raggedy and all disgusting

Unbelievable she's too young for a period. I mean, you know, why is she? If she she's having her period at six that's bad this problem to stuff in the milk There's too many hormones in the milk. I get where our FK jr. San Elementary schools and I just check all the little girls for periods And see into that story No, yeah, no, I'm not she's gonna kill Tony Sparrow next there is no way that Tony Sparrow is good Dan Rivera looked like Timothy Chamolais neck to Tony Sparrow You know I mean like Dan Rivera looked like he was filled with life.

Tony Sparrow looks like shit. Tony Sparrow is not gonna eat good enough to live on the road. Do you think that there's a chance that Tony Sparrow knows that Annabelle needs to kill to stay popular? Maybe he feeds her deaths. Do you think that maybe pillow over Rivera's face

by Tony Spera to make Annabelle look more evil? And he's framing Annabelle. Tony Spera, Side Stories LPOTL at gmail.com. You have one chance to exonerate yourself before I assume that you're killing your own investigators for PR purposes. Yes. There's no evidence there to say that that's what happened? There's no evidence to say that it isn't. Exactly. Yeah. Except for the fact we do it, yes. The cause of death has not been revealed yet. No, because I mean we will

we'll find out what it is. I'm just imagine it's chili fries I'm hoping it's just a normal heart attack and this won't be worse news for everybody involved You know I mean, I hope it's just a normal good old-fashioned heart attack 54 years old. That's fucked up Yeah, that's what I'm saying wondering whether or not He got the Gettysburg toot. There's Tony Sparrow Tony Sparrow looked like shit 40 years ago. No, he really did. There is no way he is gonna last two days with Annabelle on tour. It's like being with Vince Neil.

He dyes his beard red? Yeah. Looks like, what is that? He's just, no, Eddie, he's as young as he's ever been. Look at him. This was in Gettysburg. This is in Gettysburg? Yes.

The last time he was in Gettysburg? This was weird. This is it. They published an article about the Gettysburg. This is in Gettysburg. Yes, the last time he was in Gettysburg This was this is a published an article about the Gettysburg visit right before Man died. What is Tony Sparrow doing with all the bracelets? Why does he have so much jewelry on I mean, it's all kind of it's got to have a you know, holy water Yeah, sure. Definitely. It's not my protection. Yeah. Well just go just honestly that she will spare his life. I Hope not because we need more to talk about Is crazy I can't put so Annabelle is just killing this is just in the longest Annabelle run I have heard. It doesn't stop.

It's not stopping. Tony Sparrow's next. He has to be. You know what's next? After that? Washington, DC. Whoa. Annabelle.

Tours the White House? White House challenge. Whoa. I mean, he does like young redheads. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. Hey, pop a blonde wig on her she might have shot. All right, so let's get on to this next story Casey Anthony's got a bob. Yeah, she got a she got a she got a small haircut All right, that's this really as far as I'm gonna go. It is. Yeah, she looks like shit someone put a show on her neck

I guess it's where it's like this is where you should choke me to death I will quickly say this so we said, so people sent this article to us. It's literally page seven mixed with our lives here where it's a paparazzi picture of Casey Anthony on a date in New Hampshire. To be honest, it doesn't look like it's going well. No. The guy looks like he is tired and upset

and it looks like she's info dumping on him wherever they're at. Now, most people are talking about her severe Bob and I, I'm not going to join in on that, but I am going to say what Eddie and I realized we had a little side discussion and this is, I'm going to say this without like, I want to, how do I take, take the massage and the off fit, right? Let's take it off and just say, I believe her evil power is the fact that she's getting hotter. It's not just the fact that she's getting dummy thick

and it's looking good. It's the fact that some people, like most people that are under a certain amount of stress, right? Casey Anthony, if you really thought, if she had a soul, she would be under a certain amount of stress That would probably make her look worse Right in terms of stress hurts you stress is a thing that ages you hot, but I don't think she's stressed I'm so I'm saying she has no conscious so it's allowing her to thrive and so she is you know, she's she's

She's got this she's got a kind of a glamazon thing going on. you know she's she's with it she's got this she's got a kind of a glamazon thing going on yeah she's hanging out in a in a New Hampshire oh you know everybody loves New Hampshire she's at a bar called season tickets and she's not wearing a bra this just in but yeah that's really as far as that goes I just mostly we're all kind of keeping tabs on her. She's, she's already talked about doing some kind of only fans comedy special. She tried to be a victim advocate. The audience didn't like it. And so she has, she's still trying to figure it out, but she is definitely, she's going to be, I'm going to say next,

next Trump's term, she's going to be in charge of the Department of Transportation. Yeah, Secretary of Children Defense. Yeah, exactly. So this isn't her old boyfriend that we were talking about a couple weeks ago. This is a new guy. Whoa, she just destroyed that other guy's life and moved on, weird. I guess so, yeah.

Whoa, that's kinda crazy, no way, not Casey Anthony. TMZ says this was a first date. Oh, wow, and that that guy that guy looks stressed Yeah, because you see you know where the one eyes looking right at that camera Yeah He's looking dead at the camera that is taking a picture of him and Casey Anthony on a date And he looks very bored in this other picture. She's looking at showing his her his phone. She says oh god What do you even ask her? Yeah, she's looking at his phone. She's showing his phone. She's just, oh God, what do you even ask her?

What's the date about? Do you think that maybe like halfway through the date, he didn't, he just thought he was like on a Tinder date with this hot chick named Casey? Oh, you know what, I, yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna give him the benefit of the, I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt

that he just matched with the chick named Casey. He probably she looks familiar. Whatever. Yes. Yeah, no, bro Cuz men unfortunately, it's sometimes with you know, sis head men they think they don't say things don't sink in Yeah, right. They don't fall in fully. You're maybe fully and asking questions Okay, and so I think that that might I'm gonna give them the benefit They wanted to watch the Red Sox game. So they're Red Sox fans. Oh and there's even worse. They were sipping on Bud lights and Casey ordered a club sandwich and he got a steak sub The whole restaurant was fucking talking about so weird I have like slowly but surely as I get older Falling in love with TMZ and I wish it wasn't true I hate that they are but I just I've drawn to it. I can't help myself every time

I'm looking at today's stories For all four are TMZ dude TMZ dude TMZ is evil the Dan Rivera story Yes, TMZ is evil, but they get the information they they really do So we don't we're not supporting them, but we were entertained by them. Yes Wow, yeah, that is a bad. It is a bad Bob now that I'm looking at it. It's it's definitely I'm so bad It looks like a Frank. It's, yeah. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Hello! It is a, I not just wanna talk to your manager, I'm gonna kill your manager. Care cut. That is what that is. Is your manager a little girl? Let me take care of her for ya.

But yeah, that's really the, that's the hot goss on Casey Anthony, and we cover it here. Now, this other story that Eddie found is the single worst thing I've seen all month. Which one is this? Is this? You made me look at this. Oh yeah man.

This was a great one. This one is this. I don't like this story. This story is fucking really, really, really gross. Don't call it a comeback I've been here for years, baby The screw worm is back. That's right Back in the cow again, so the screw worm is an is a man-eating worm

That has been turning Honduras into a goddamn nightmare. This is so Fucking awful. So it's like this fly That can land on an open wound and it can shoot between 30 and 500 eggs. 300 to 500. Oh my God. And then you, they turn into these screw worms. They're the black headed centimeter long and they just slowly but surely screw into your body. They burrow through you.

Until they get to your lungs and they get to your brain and they just find the way through your vessels and they're impossible to get out. They have to do like tweet surgical Tweezers to find them there's this chick who she got she was in the hospital in Honduras And usually they're just like dealing with people getting like fucking killed with machetes and chicks It's really dangerous place and then this chicks in there and scaring all the nurses because she's got screw worms coming out her nose She's every time she like blows her nose a bunch of these fucking screw worms come out.

We'll do screaming in pain. I mean, it's going to hear. I'm going to even read this because it's like I so this is horror. It's horrific. This guy. There's one picture in this article of a guy who got skin cancer and the screw worms jumped onto his skin cancer and just burying their way into his brain. And it's like, it's bad, dude. It's bad. And largely, it's because, you know, I don't want to get even more political anymore this week, but it's like idea that it's a

We funded a program for a while We killed the fuck out of these screwers for 30 years and they've just kind of decided to come back right because we decided to stop Sending sterilized flies to go stop and create this sort of artificial barrier between these. It's because normally these things affect cattle. Yes, and the illegal cattle trade which I didn't know was a thing. I did not know that cartels also sold illegal beef. Yes, they did. They were also in the beef industry and in the oil industry

makes me like them a little. I mean, it's a tax. That's working crazy, dude. Yeah, but they said that the trafficked cattle like all this like smuggled cattle had the screw worm and now it's jumping from cattle To people now. This is like this is just horrible right? It used to not attack people, but now it's in people That's the other thing that's really weird the screw worm used to leave people alone, but now it's fucking eating people. Yes. This happened to a young woman named Raina.

They said the presence of worms were so far up the cavity, without a swift response, they could have gnawed into Raina's brain. This is from Raina. During the bus ride, some of the worms had ventured into my mouth. I've been sneezing a lot, and every time, some come come out. Five hour bus ride. It's been two days now. The pain in my head is so intense it makes me wince. I can feel them in my nose because it's so sensitive. I can feel them moving. I can sense them like they are forcing their way higher into my nose. I have no idea why I was targeted. Maybe it had

happened while I was asleep. What can I do? Can we please watch Resident Evil on this bus? I Would love to do it and then the later so the reporters watching her and then the doctor comes by like this is just brutal The reporters there being like later I watched a doctor squirt saline solution into relate rain its nostrils which leads to a few more worms emerging. Yes But they these worms have killed a couple people so far they get yes They get into your body and they literally screw themselves in deeper and deeper and deeper All right, and they are really they will come through any sort of like this one guy took a band-aid off

Just to let his wound breathe for what was minutes He says and then they was he was almost guy, which is really sad Yeah, yeah, but yeah, but then the fucking flies got in there and they fucking Built their screw worms and these people are getting fucking screwed that guy said he said they bite really hard I could feel about ten different worms at one time. Yeah Really hard I could feel about ten different worms at one time. Yeah The cops of the worms it's rough man Yeah, it's real real rough and this is after I watched the stupid Top Chef episode the other night where they're all eating bugs all fun They're all like there's this new thing too. It's like which I do believe is the subtle like

Everybody's gonna get used to eating bugs because it's gonna be the main like form of our protein one day and it's slowly but surely like kind of like dipping it's way more and more to pop culture. Right. I think that I think that's like one of those like government disseminate information dissemination projects that we're a part of. But I don't want to eat these ones. No, you can't eat them because they'll just eat you 78 year old Maria Consuelo Lives in Colonia a volatile neighborhood said to be controlled by ms-13 She had they they took over her foot. Do you see this? Oh, no, I'm watching yeah, they definitely

Gentrified her foot yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'd call it. Yeah, that's what I call It's like it's like they all moved in from, Wisconsin Yeah, the fly must have laid eggs when the gauze on my wound was not applied tightly the next day I felt like there was something digging inside my lathe. The reaching was unbearable This is nasty dude, yeah It's just more like this is the kind of stuff We might see happen over and over again because we don't know why they don't know really why it came back So intensely and why it jumped a human so quickly. Yeah, no, they don't know why it's happening But it's definitely happening and the illegal cattle trade is what is

Sparking it. It's almost like it's all tied together. It's almost like there's a lot of systemic issues and they're all tied together. Who said that? I'm fucking terrified by this. Oh yeah, you should be. Oh man. As you should be. It's like, I'm going to go, I just feel bad for that. Oh, the cows are just happy. This hasn't even us alone

Yeah, they said it hasn't really happened in 16 years But now it's starting to happen a lot and down in Honduras and it's coming to Mexico Well go ahead on down to the Honduras and spend some of those tourists money because they need it. All right, just don't mind the worms They do need that they do need that tourism money if you could That was one interesting thing now this other story you would think it also would have come from this part of the world But no it came from Cleveland, Ohio Okay, I ship the docked in Cleveland last summer it was they have now there was a goo right underneath this boat it was a research best vessel called the blue heron it was monitoring

harmful algal blooms and Lake Erie which I think is largely caused by the people okay I just assume you've ever been to Lake Erie no but we're gonna be in Cleveland the Saturday after Thanksgiving. I'm excited to maybe get some of this algae bloom on me. I hope that we can get some of this mysterious goo to come to the show. Now, they found at the bottom of this thing, right? Now, the captain, Ruali, he piloted the boat to Cleveland

where it was in, it was the Great Lake Shipyard, right? It was had the car, the boat was having mechanical issues. And when they, the propeller shaft bearings needed replacing apparently and then when they opened it They noticed this tar like substance oozing from the rudder post and It was normally hidden component of the ship's steering apparatus They didn't know what it was at first. They thought it was like they thought it was like grease Yeah, right a glop like grease. Yeah. Right?

A glop of the glue, they plopped it in water. They like scraped some off and they plopped it in water, but it didn't leave a sheen. So that's how they knew it wasn't grease. And so then they tried to shoot it with a blowtorch. Okay. Which is, what did we learn from the thing? You know, hold. You don't want to put that in a controlled environment.

They tried to burn it with a blowtorch and it wouldn't burn Okay, right. So that's that's concerning right? So then they brought it to the University of Minnesota Duluth We could all we can go take a look at it. That's when oh Doug Ricketts He was a marine superintendent for the Blue Heron. He figured it out They wouldn't they wouldn't they took it over they brought to a guy named Cody Sheik They were working on the they put it all together and basically they found that whatever this thing is is a new like DNA strand it's something new and they've called it guess what? What?

ShipGoo1. Okay! That is the name of it ShipGoo001 is the official name of this new DNA strand. We don't know what the hell it is The discovery of the group the goo demonstrates how life can exist in unique places Including built environments. We're seeing it more with like the algae and the bacteria that can consume Plastic yeah, or the animals that can like live in giant rivers of trash So like in many ways, I know many people are very concerned about the environment,

but I think it's fun to challenge nature, right? That's all it is, that's all pollution is. It's chaos theory. It's a challenge to nature to see if what they can do with it. And they're succeeding wildly, they're turning into black goo. This is upsetting.

But Lake Erie has never been known to be clean. No. Seating wildly they're turning into black goo This is upsetting But Lake Erie has never been known to be clean. No, no It's not like this is like coming from a place for like all Lake Erie's nice There's a lot of like new for some reason around the Michigan area of like go visit Lake Erie Bring your family to Lake Erie and it's like you guys keep begging me to go. Yeah, we're at Lake Huron You're right there. You know what I mean? Lake Huron's nice. Also Lake Michigan. They should be promoting that mission Why do I need to go Lake Erie? It's gonna suck. It is it's notoriously stinky, but Same time side stories LPOTL a gmail.com. What are you like about Lake Erie? Yeah, and why is it the new black goo and if're going to go take our black goo out on a date

Where we going in Lake Erie? I know I one thing I always know about Cleveland cheeseburger town You mean like the cheeseburgers mayor and the police I wish oh My god. Oh, yeah. No, no, it's got lots of good cheeseburgers there. So well, I'm excited for that. Um This story intrigued me. You didn't seem to care about it, but let's just talk about it for two seconds. Which one? The hospice nurse, she got in trouble

because she amputated. That's right. This is an update, technically. It's an update, yes. So a Wisconsin nurse who amputated a patient's frostbitten foot without authorization and planned to use it as a ghoulish display in her family's taxidermy shop was given a sweetheart plea deal,

which she will serve no time in prison and just pay $443 in court costs. Hey, you know, cause in the end she was just trying to do something fun with it. She took off a man's foot. But I feel like in the end he wasn't using it anymore. Yeah, he was gonna die soon. He was frostbitten Yeah, she technically saved his life, which I think was probably they looked at the I mean he died days later

Well, you know, yeah You need the foot. Yeah. No. Yeah, but at point she's already got the foot. She was initially charged with Intentionally causing great bodily harm and mayhem and physically abusing an elder person, but the felonies, which could have carried a maximum sentence of 40 years in prison, were dismissed after she pled guilty to lesser charges. She was given a misdemeanor. Oh, she took a plea. Yeah. No, she took a plea. Yeah, sure. Great. I mean, that's what she did. They gave her a fucking crazy deal. Probably, you know, you look at the person's history. She was a nurse. If she didn't fucking crazy deal. Probably, you know, you look at the person's history.

She was a nurse. She had if she didn't have any other criminal history, if it's really just in the end, it's our project in a dumb disgusting way. So I feel like I could see a judge being lenient. Yeah, I could see it. You know, he was in hospice care, you know, and she but she called his feet mummy feet. Yeah, they were but I also they became that yes

Yeah, that's what she did. That was her artistry and it wasn't like he was the kicker for the Eagles Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? It's like the foot was was Garbage the plan was she was going to taxidermy his black foot And put a sign next to it that said wear your boots kids. Yeah, that's actually a great idea. I guess so It's a good warning too, it's also I feel like she's a interesting woman in the fact that she even thought of it But she's a nurse the nursing home Administrator had told police that he explicitly told Brown not to perform the amputation. She did. Oh, you see, I do believe that that's like the real

issue here. Got extremely upset quotation marks. Oh no. Oh yeah. I don't think we need the quotation marks. I think that she obviously was very upset, but also like, what if you gave her the foot? Yeah. Oh, she said that she obviously was very upset but also like what if You gave her the foot. Yeah. Oh, she said that she want the foot when I found out I pretty much lost it. He had a heart of gold a phenomenal artist Yeah, and a foot of shit. Yeah, and the problem is is a foot a foot of coal full of Idea of like you ever see that when you leave okay, maybe ha wow This is probably not

Gonna help us, but the idea that you're gonna say the word again. No, okay? Will you leave a he chill out? You're gonna be about have to be beach one out now That's what we're doing now Special noise for that word The very end of this We're doing now The very end of this Is the you know people put out a table you don't want anymore? Mm-hmm So are you a criminal or like technically it's like a legal like leg of you leave a table out on the street And you saw its legs off without anyone asking yes, and you take those legs and you turn them into I Don't know like you're gonna make them to look like big horse cocks for the pride parade, okay, and you're you have it all set so

That is technically a crime, but it's also art mm-hmm so I That's my thing. I think the art tips it Yeah Okay, but also I I Could see that she fired for being a nurse though. I believe no she's not allowed to be a nurse anymore See that's that's a I think that's the bigger punishment of all yeah, cuz she loved being a nurse obviously Yeah, she looks like a purse all right No charges for John Elway

After he killed his agent in an accident. His agent fell out of his golf cart and hit his head. How do we know that John Elway killed this man? Well, he was driving the golf cart and this man fell out of the golf cart and he hit his head on the pavement and he died. Was John Elway intoxicated? It doesn't seem like he was. I'm going to say probably.

He's on a golf course. I mean, I do wonder if John Elway, because he's got big old chompers. Yes now Yeah, I guess it's but how would he be even kind of remotely charged? Well, why would he be charged because it was an accident. Did he crash the the heart? It seems like he might have like swerved and the guy fell out Jeff Spurbeck why was that guy weirdo seatbelt or something? I mean you're in a golf cart It's a golf cart on a golf course, but also seatbelt you got tuck and roll. I mean this guy is 62 He ain't talking nothing how fun how fast could John Elway possibly have been going

I mean, I don't know how fast he was going but they were we try to drift They were leaving a party after attending the stagecoach music festival. They were definitely Oh, he was hammered his balls. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he was hammered. I'll tell you what though Dan Marino's driving this don't happen. Yeah, cuz he's alone in the cart cuz he has no friends Everyone knows that fucking you can't find a helmet that fits John Elway his head's too big Is is was Dan Marino friendly man? When I met him he was nice, but I mean in terms of the idea friends. I'm sure he had friends But you know, I'm sure he had lots of friends. I'm sure he's got I'm sure he's covered in friends. I hope so

I know he you know, he has a child at a wedlock. There's one friend. That's different. That's called being a responsible athlete The fact that he even the fact that he even acknowledges the kid is huge. I'll be in a choice. Yeah There's a lot of stuff you can do they say 600 people die each year in golf cart accidents Oh, yeah, I can definitely driving those things drunk golf courses. Are you ready for this? Get rid of them I hate golf. I know golf sucks I think it's dumb. It's so much space make a park literally the land back to the people. Here's a compromise Gun range. Yeah. Yeah, I rather be a gun range Exactly, we can all get trained

Every time someone wants me to play golf with them, I'm like, what do I look like? It is considered to be the ultimate aging man's bonding experience. And it's just not for me. I don't like golf. I don't like the outfits. I don't like the little clubs. I don't like the tiny ball. Yeah.

I don't like the elitism. I don't like that the people who work there can't afford to live any close to it. I just don't like everything about golf. I hate that they hit the balls into the water to it. I just don't like everything about I hate that They hit the balls into the water Also the idea of how many alligators choke on golf balls, I'm sorry I also hate a sport where it's the least amount of points wins. Yes, it should be the opposite always Yeah, why those points when it is good. That's stupid. Fuck you. You're dumb. Yeah, man

Stupid fuck you. You're dumb. Yeah, man This is what happens. I think I do an on I think I do a commercial for the PTA. Yeah, no, we love golf We love golf. We do a golf for We do a golf commercial. Definitely Eddie. Oh, yeah Yeah golfers love listening the true crime podcast They do actually they actually a lot of times golfers love it and they also a lot of times make the crimes that allow us to report No, and that's what we love about golf is that it keeps guys out there So get out there Roll up a roll up on your favorite court

Course and you want to hit that little ball out there the other little hole have a good time I don't good time ever had on a golf course is when I was a kid We broke into one and had a keg party. Oh sure fucking destroyed it. It's a lot of fun. I just want to drink at the bar I don't even want to do that because you got a drink with everyone who plays golf and they're all fucking assholes That's why I would just say stuff like well. Have you heard about? gay sex Hey boys hey boys want to take turns with me? Now speaking of this, let's do this little quick story right before we get to letters

because this is pretty great. Is this which one? The chimps? Yes. Yes! You said this very last week. This is just really funny. I found this.

Go ahead and just play this wonderful fella. Real Greg Baldwin had an amazing Instagram reel that I probably should have used on the stream, but it just felt like it was news. Let's just play this and then we can talk about it. This is a wild story about the chimpanzees at the LA zoo. So the alpha male leader, his name is Glenn, right? And he was so successful, they decided to transfer him to another zoo. So chimps are very smart. So they couldn't just have him disappear would have caused chaos, right? So they anesthetize him. They knocked him out. They put him out so all the other chimpanzees can see him and think that he had passed away.

They had like a chim funeral and he went to the other zoo, but things didn't work out. So they brought him back and all the chimps went nuts, right? They thought Glenn had died and he became the leader again, of course And so Glenn is now like the Jesus of the chimpanzees at the LA Zoo back from the dead Would make me nothing would make me happier if this creates the first chip religion Nothing would make me happier if this creates the first chip religion Like that has to be wild. They just mourned him because chimps mourn. Yeah, and then he just come they know what's up They can speak but he comes back. I'm actually really surprised that you're all group beat him to death Well, I mean you never know well that here's the thing I'm surprised that didn't happen also because back in 2012 these same chimpanzees

group murdered a Chimp, baby Yeah, that happens actually quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so it was a mall to death in front of a crowd of people after the You know what else gave birth. You know, they just killed it immediately. You know, what else was mold to death? What the homeless of Salt Lake City? Oh That's right. Good pun. Yeah, good pun, buddy. I like it. Hell. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but the the infant was born on March 6

2012 to Gracie who's being allowed to keep the infant overnight and then adult male chip decided that You didn't want that baby around. No that is it's very common amongst male chimp decided that he didn't want that baby around. No, that is, it's very common amongst the chimp community. They're not woke. Yep. You guys have to be careful. We all love chimps, but their views are problematic.

Jamie Becker, the zoo's director of mammals, said, I feel bad for the people who saw this happen. Well, yeah, sure. There were young children that were there. No, they should learn Yes, those kids should know that their father could do that to them if he so wanted to All right that daddy could fucking regulate if he needs to be scared of her father So we got LA Zoo. I feel like just keeps having problems. We had problems with the elephants

I don't like zoos anyway. I like zoos a lot But when they're doing good and the LA Zoo has a decent reputation but I keep hearing awful stories well yeah well but now this is I guess a good story the new one what that's this Jesus is chimp I know we see I don't view any of the I'm afraid of fucking with the theology of these animals, I actually think it's very concerning, and I guess it's probably good that they didn't beat him to death, because then the chimp would have become a martyr, and he would have become

more of a concept than just a fellow chimp, and I think that would have caused them to rise up. They know they can't fuck with Glenn. Well, you don't know. Glenn would fuck their ass up. I would check Glenn. He's the leader. I was just the new leader.

What happens when you check Glenn, He's the leader. I was just the new leader. What happens when you check Glenn you get fucked up It's me vanilla Rumsky. I'm the new I'm the new leader of the monkey group and the fact that you died Damn it. They're apes. You're dead. I'm calling us monkeys. I'm taking his back. Oh, yeah, he's great again If your goddamn arms off Glenn no one fucks with Glenn. Wow. I guess not. Well. Not even God himself.

He's old. Yeah. He's fat. Yeah, I think that he's like, just leave me alone. Why do you keep doing this to me? I'm Glenn. Why do you keep doing this to me? All right, it's time to do some listener emails.

We got some good new stingers though. Oh, we got new stingers for listener emails? We did. Are we going to pick one eventually, so I'm do some listen to emails. We got some good new stingers though Oh, we got new stingers. Yes, or emails. We did there's we got are we gonna pick one eventually or we're just gonna know, okay? He's listeners Huh! Ooh, listener. He-Man. Ooh, shit. Ooh, yeah. That's good.

Oh, hot damn. Some white man blues. What? Hot. Hot man blues. That was really good. Yeah. Who did that one?

That one was from Dylan Raddick from Akron, Ohio. He's in a band called Sea of Ghosts. Really good work. Do we want to play one more? Yeah, let's check this out. It's a good one. It's a good one. It's a good one. It, Ohio good. He's in a band called Sea of Ghosts really good work. Do we wanna play one more? Yeah, let's check this same guy different guy this different Brandon coin from San Diego. Let's check this one's from the lake of ghosts

Going down, sad story, sad music, came out. Cool. I think I like that one more. Whoa, more than the fucking white man funk? I think I like it more than white man funk. Whoa. That one had some soul to it. Well, that was kind of more noise rock. That was actually, I feel like more even Marcus's flavor.

It was cool though, I like it. Yeah, like who did that one? That one was from Brandon Coyne. Oh yeah, good work Brandon Coyne. Is he in a band? Doesn't say. Get in one. Yeah, like who did that one? That one was from Brandon Coyne. Oh yeah, good work Brandon Coyne. Is he in a band? Doesn't say. Get in one. Yeah, get in a band.

Right, I'll help you. Fuck you doing. Come on, these stingers ain't making any money. Come on man, get out there and you know what? Cause that's how you're gonna equal the playing field, especially if you're ugly. Yeah, you should have donated to them in Jeffrey Epstein's name.

You would have gotten a shirt. You would have gotten something. It's amazing how we gave those people more than these people like making art for so much more So much more, but you know they get a Sticker yep. No no no more Track them all down yeah, we got to give all the other was Jeffrey Epstein's got a good bigfoot picture way? No. Has anyone said shitty ones in? Yes. Well, I've gotten a lot of people in costume.

I've gotten a lot of pictures of other fat men that they say, is that you, or is it Bigfoot? Then I get a lot of other pictures of funny Bigfoot statues. But yet, I don't even see a grainy one yet. And you guys have to remember, again, side stories, l-p-o-t-l-a-g-m-a side stories. Yeah, Lp ot la gmail.com We're not joking about this if you come to the Humboldt show and you have a good picture of Bigfoot

We're gonna give you a pound of weed Need to be where the weed is No, and we're not driving it yeah, and we can't fly yeah, so it's on you all right, so it's kind of on you For both I still think it's worth it. I do too. It's a pound of weed. Yeah, all right here we go the camo man when I graduated high school in 2014 Christ a few of my friends, and I decided to take a weekend to go rough it in the woods in Sandpoint, Idaho.

After filling the old Jeep Cherokee with not nearly enough bug spray or food and far too much twisted tea, we drove out to the woods for what was sure to be the best weekend ever. After finding a nice clearing, we decided to set up camp. Tents were placed, campfire was ready to be lit, marshmallows eagerly waited to be roasted, but the first order of business was exploration. So off we went into the vast wilderness of Sandpoint, Idaho. But then things started to get weird. We couldn't help but feel as though we were being watched, or followed. And we were convinced that we kept seeing something darting between the trees just off in the distance Being that we were all just 17 or 18 years old. We just played it off by saying it was Bigfoot

But after a few more miles of exploring we came across a lively and friendly dog We didn't realize we'd gone so far that we were now approaching a small cluster of houses We knocked on the door to a house trying to find out where this dog belongs and spoke to this man who lived there and he mentioned something that kind of freaked us out. That dog's delicious. Have you licked its belly? That's my wife. He asked us,

have you seen the camo man in the woods? After a short conversation, he explained to us that there is a military veteran who lives nearby and he spends his time sneaking through the forest in his retired ghillie suit. Cool. We are sure that this is what we were seeing but we were never able to confirm as our trip was cut short due to one of us getting a nasty bug bite causing his hand to swell up like a balloon. This is 11 years ago and we still talk about Camelman. It is weird The idea of just like hey, I'm just looking I mean don't mind me Just looking if you have a ghillie suit and you're not using it. What's the fucking point?

Well, I would wear it to the store. I'd wear it to the mall. It doesn't Yeah No, you use it to hide. I do both. It's for hunting usually so it's kind of like a red flag I think if someone's wearing one of those. Hey, how you doing? Yeah. Hey, what's going on? Hey, he's just in the woods. He's doing his job. Don't look at me. I get mad when people look at me I'll have a cheeseburger and a milkshake. To me this listener mail is there was a guy where he was supposed to be? No, he wasn't he was stalking children. He wasn't stalking anybody He was he was following them in the woods

For pleasures, I think it's okay Well now you guys know what to do to Eddie I can't wait for you to do this to Eddie this guy did nothing wrong the next time we go to any place remotely Forest-bound we're gonna set this up. Yeah, I just need to get in touch with somebody who has a ghillie suit I mean, there's lots of ghillie suit listeners. I guarantee it. Oh, yeah, I want one. I might buy one Just do it to myself. Do it to you immediately when I Google man in ghillie suit There's man dressed in ghillie suit whistles at children Is it the same place? It's Cincinnati!

These are my people! You see Eddie? All your whole community is there! This is exactly what you should be doing! Hell yeah Eddie! Nothing like, oh, cause you know Ed loves his kids! Well the show is sold out on the 29th but if you want to come Ghillie Suit Man I'll put you on the list!

We won't even know he's there! That would be funny. Someone should bring the last podcast in the left themed Ghillie suit to the show. Oh, wow. Wow, we really, today really flew by, didn't it? We really did. Wow, what another wonderful episode of Side Stories. So make sure you live every day knowing the fact

that almost a year ago to the day today, the President of the United States was not shot. You can laugh about the fact that they keep trying to tell you that he was. We know for a fact that he wasn't. Alright? I hate to say this. His ear looks good. It's fucking the best it's ever been.

It was better than it was before. And you can love the fact that you can spend your days and your hours watching endless YouTube whole videos about what actually happened to him and the fact that he actually cut his ear on the holster of a secret serviceman that was standing at the podium and the only thing he cared about was getting his shoes so no one could see that he had lifts inside of his shoes. And then that guy died because they set the whole thing up. Yep.

And they don't, they couldn't care. We haven't heard one word about any of it since. Yeah. Yep. Because they murdered a man. They murdered a fireman. They did. But he was totally acceptable to sacrifice. So thank you guys so much. We got a lot going good last podcast on the left.com buy tickets to see us live. We're all over the goddamn place. You got to come see us but at patreon.com slash last podcast on the left to watch us flap our gums. Also, you can see the live stream every Tuesday 6 p.m. PSD on our Patreon only. And then, you know, obviously we cut out what we can't make it YouTube and we put it on there for free for you. But then go to our all our socials and help you on the left. You can see

it and go to our new YouTube channels. We're making a lot of stuff. We are about to make an announcement. I think it's going to actually make people happy. I don't know. I don't know what makes people happy anymore. But I think that they're upset. They're happy. That's the thing. So mostly you're starting to find out that when they're upset, they are. They are happy. But this one's going to make you actually happy. And it's going to come out at very, very soon. I can't wait to tell you about it. It's a whole new project we're doing here. But if, but between then go to our new YouTube channels at LPN TV, someplace underneath LPN Romanticie, the Foreign Report, and No Dogs in Space. Go check it out because that's where all our new shit is coming.

All right, Dan, I hope you are inside Annabelle. You know, it's nice. You know, it's honestly the only kind of silver lining to all this is that nothing makes a ghost hunter happier than finally becoming a ghost. Oh my god, does he have to hang out with all the ghosts of Gettysburg? Oh wow, that's gonna be a bummer! HALESATAN! I don't know, hail ghillie suits, I guess. Hail Dan Marino. I don't know, hail ghillie suits I guess.

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