Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Atomic Wedgie

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news with updates on the Tiffany Jewel Swallower, more details on the failed Ghost Adventures hit, the Nebraska man arrested in connection to a series of accidents caused by debris in roadway, Connecticut Woman arrested for allegedly holding stepson captive for over 20 years, Terror stirring in the Antarctic as South African research team reportedly struggling with potentially violent individual in isolated Research Camp, the Marine Veteran Sentenced to 30 Years for Killing His Stepfather with an Atomic Wedgie, The Dubai Portapotty, Listener Stories, and MORE! For Shows, Merch, and More Visit: LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

There's no place to escape to this is the last Side stories yes Oh Yeah, I can't we can't even start with singing Elvis I think you can say you can sing it, but you can't play it. Yeah, God forbid. I mean especially Elvis Yeah, no, we'll we'll get shot. Oh, hey. Oh, yeah. Oh, mr. Zabrowski. Oh, you've been served Yeah, Austin Butler You ain't nothing but a pound dog speaking of getting shot. Oh, you've been served. Who is it, Austin Butler? You ain't nothing but a pound dog, speaking of getting shot.

Oh yeah, that's because why? Because I be in jail? No, the pound, you know, they kill the dogs. Oh great, yeah, we'll start with something else. Immediately to the dog murder. As soon as we start, as soon as we go, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's me, Austin Butler. It's your best friend.

Hey, I'm not Elvis. You're not in, you don't have to stay in character. You've already been nominated for the Oscar. This is me, friend. This is me. Hey there, Bubba. Hey, listen, I just want to tell you something, Ed Larson. Yeah, what?

Is that your name? Yeah, it's my name. Oh, that's congrats. You've been served. Served what? Yes, well, you're getting sued for copyright infringement. Copyright infringement? Yeah, oh, I just got you. You just got butlered. Yeah, well Butler You should have been fatter when you died in that movie. No, they wouldn't let me. I had to go into I was doing a movie called

Skinniest Man Live right after that film, but at the same time I was like can I talk like Elvis though? And they said, oh, I don't think you can do anything else. I was like oh you're right, Bubba. How did you feel about Priscilla making out with Leslie Nielsen in the naked gun movies? I'm gonna tell you the truth. I got as hard as a candy cane. Something else in there. Somebody else try. I'll tell you one. I'll say the original Elvis Wayne wasn't much of a cook but Alson Butler he's a bit of a dr. Kukinstein Welcome side stories by the way, that's it. This is your host dr. Kukinstein. Yes, Henry Zabrowski I'm sitting with the other my actually dr. Kukinstein's monster. Yeah Fuck my wife

Quit begging me I can't believe they let the monster get married They asked me they rejected because the love couldn't be made the first of all love can't be born in a lab Even though human meat can so can bacon we learned a lot about this with the right before the show But we talked about this before Bride of Frankenstein She's not even the movie cuz she knows he's gay. Oh Frankenstein's monster is canonically gay. Is that true? Yes. I'm saying it right here. Yeah. Yep, Frankenstein's monster Monster

He's a hound Frankenstein mr. Heinrich Frankenstein is ready to fuck my friend ready out there Well, he says here according to Google AI, of course There's no explicit statement about Frankenstein's monster sexual orientation and Mary Shelley's novel but if you see them seen with him and the blind man the the little bit of Affection and sexual tension I would even say is that it's seen as rife with sexual tension No, is it Frankenstein frankenstein frankenstein or frankenstein? I think frankenstein bears don't do mandela effect with me We already you yelled at the mandela effect man. Do you remember? I do remember it was fun

Nothing. What does it say? What is the official pronunciation according to Frankenstein? Frankenstein oh yeah, see it's frankenstein Frankenstein I think it was just a Mel Brooks bit. It's a Mel Brooks thing. I'm pretty certain so Eddie's back He just did his highly invasive first leg of his highly invasive comedy tour That's the name of it that invasive species highly invasive is that's his tour His comedy is highly invasive. Yes, we check your panties as you walk in the door is highly invasive. Yes, we check your panties as you walk in the door. But you do have to fill out a questionnaire beforehand. You do have to say yes to it beforehand, but that's just because the venues are on top. Yeah, that's right. But we have, before we get into

talking about your adventures. I was nice. Oh, also, and you know, Herney was wonderful. He had a great experience. Oh, he was great. And Huntsville, Herney Von Braun was so happy to be brought out on stage. He's still working on that tight 25 Herney von Braun has some choice things to say about the town of Huntsville and we here at LPN Apologize for everything that he said to you to your faces About the town that you lived in But we had a great time and that was just a blast but we have so many updates We have so much bullshit to get to. Yeah

So let's just jump right in number one our Object on the road series, right? So we've covered outside stories of all the types of crimes that go on looked at by the police in this country We hear at side stories have our fingers inside of the pulse of this one style of crime, objects in the road. Yes. And for those of you who don't maybe remember, but I believe that this was in Southern... Nebraska. This was in Nebraska. What happened, a rash of objects that were left in the road, one the size of a child's bike, one was a flat-screen television. One was a

child's bike. Pretty certain. Yeah. This, was a child's bike pretty certain. Yeah this a people would be they would swerve out of the way in the middle of the night only to be Confronted by a young man that had been sitting watching and waiting Asking to see if they needed help or a ride somewhere. You okay? Hang out my car? Hang out in my car! And guess what man, they found him. We thought that for a while, cause you remember that he called the newspaper,

he called the, he called I believe it was First Alert Six, that was covering this, Bennington, outside of Bennington, Nebraska, and he said please stop covering this in a super awkward way. Now we can actually see his awkward face, and he is exactly as we thought he would be. His name is Spencer Rademacher. Now, old Spencer Rademacher, he is,

he'll hear, the only way you could look at it, his face, his mugshot is what you'd call cosmically dumb. He looks like a person that is, yes, he is a bit simple, but also life is unfolding at such a speed that it's coming at him And like you know when they jump through the the time holes and shit like in Star Wars Yeah, like everything is moving at a thousand miles an hour to this man Yeah, it doesn't look like he can't read, but it looks like he chooses not to I won't read yeah Look like he can't read but it looks like he chooses not to I won't read. Yeah Specifically well, and so he this young man It seems he's called the try to get people to stop the

Investigating this crime took three months to get this fucking guy three months and they said that they had a I guess they had Tags on they like they were following him. He was on a list of suspects We're not quite certain. What was the piece of evidence that brought him in it might have been himself because again I don't think Spencer Rademacher is a verbal What's his name? I don't think he's a Kaiser so say no no no no I think that this I don't think he's the mastermind So he is now no one died. No one died yet Well now he's in jail now. He's in jail and people can die in there. We'll see what happens. He might die in there Yeah, he's just he does seem strange. It's it's a yes. We'll see we'll see how he turns out

I wonder if he's gonna like put stuff in the hallway of the jail cells If he does that honestly if we could get a word to his lawyer if he does that that's how you get out of this You keep pressing commit to the bit if you if you Obstruct alleyways in the prison they're gonna know this is just what he does Yeah, he's like a beaver but a man everywhere he goes. He builds a dam and it's just cuz he needs to keep busy He's a beaver buddy. He's a beaver guy And you can tell because of the tail and his buck teeth and his dough like empty eyes Yes, he has the same college degrees that one can get as a raccoon

Yeah, but you know we can give this story an old got him got him And you know who to thank for that side stories. Yep Did it again? Another fucking criminal will not rest until the streets are clear of bicycles, but then anybody else can travel I don't care what you believe it now. That was one update another update We have I wanted to bring this up the last time, is that with the Ghost Adventures, our friend from Ghost Adventures.

Your friend. Well, I actually didn't know him very well. Aaron Goodwin, this guy from Ghost Adventures, we now know that his wife planned to whack him. I believe her name is, Victoria Goodwin. Victoria Goodwin Victoria Goodwin But the reason why I wanted to bring this up is that I missed a fact that wasn't covered when the story first broke Okay, first of all, did you see this super sad post Aaron Goodwin did no posting that he's now divorcing her obviously

Oh my god, and it's just this emoji Come on And it's just this emoji. Oh, I fucking come on Emoji is a happy face of my people forty and over. It's the happy face emoji with the little hands Yeah, that he's just saying he's thanking everyone for their love and support Why are the hands in the in the emoji? That's what that is yeah, please don't kill me. That's what that is. Yeah, please don't kill me. And so the his wife Who used to be lovely now? We know she's evil. She was talking she might have never been lovely No, you're right Eddie except those pictures. Yeah, she did look she had a smile in it and it didn't look too crooked

Well, they did the technically they did the thing that everyone does which is like I think people always even hit too hard on the Instagram's just a highlight reel. It's like yeah Of course it is. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't want to put my sad shit on Instagram No, you want to see me? Facebook exactly that's where it's for that's where emotional problems are Wow. She's still on there. Yeah Wow delay The wife's still on there. What was the last thing that she just said here lions don't concern itself with the opinion of this was a long time ago Yes, but that is the way that's her lifestyle 135 weeks ago But still that is the if you see this just know this fellas if you're married or it and I'm sorry

This is specifically for the fellas if if you're in syshet if you're going and you got a wife You got a girlfriend if she posts any sort of square that just says a lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep you're gonna get killed Yeah, just coming to fucking kill you. This is not a person that she's just a lady. This isn't fucking you know She's not the fucking she's not fighting the war. Yeah, she's not fighting Russia and frankly I'm sick of all this anti sheep, you know, rhetoric. Sheep are technically strong. They're wonderful. Yeah, they are gullible, but you know, there's, they give us clothes. We have button. Yeah. You can rail the shit out of one if you're a loss in a lovely vagina. Human penises. Yes. They're very supposed to treat these

animals like shit and we don't want to be these animals. All right now we're in the woods Now we're like a lost sheep wandering through the bush This isn't about the sheep this never was about the sheep. I'm sorry brought sheep into it This guy pretty faces I do Sheep are angelic you've put a lipstick on it, you can kiss them. You can do anything you want to a sheep if you're alone with it. Yeah. Now, what?

And in the... Horny for sheep. Yeah, in Scotland or if you're a farmer. So, Victoria Goodwin was talking to a very specific person. She was talking to, and the person that she, these texts came back and forth about planning to kill her husband We're with a young man by the name of grant amado. Okay for those of you that are unfamiliar Grant amado is Skeletor's kid he looks like if Skeletor's kid was a bubble boy The most he's allergic to morality that's what he looks like

The most he's allergic to morality. That's what he looks like Grand Omodo is such a piece of shit. So just for just real quick paraphrasing of his crimes. He was already in jail He's a famous criminal. He killed most of his family except for his brother I believe it was mom his dad and his other brother or his sister He murdered them because he gave the entire family's life savings he put the family in millions of dollars of debt just sending money to an only-fans lady oh that if you have this reaction to there's like a whole thing too if you watch it you should watch the explore with us i think it's on grantamato yeah it's a great it's a fucked up sad story but this is a guy that this is the last i'll tell you what Victoria

Goodwin, this was the last guy you should have been hitting up for advice Okay, he got caught. He got caught. It's interesting. He's bad with money go after Criminals in prison for advice on criminal and being a criminal. They already got caught I think that she knows that he's enough of a weak willwilled human being that maybe that he could figure out something for her I don't know what she thought but she started talking to this guy But he gave a bunch of money to this only fans model and if you look at There's a there's a call in this story in ewoo that if you see grant a motto. It's a it might be undreading There's a very the whole story of it

The video that people have to see is him talking to the OnlyFans model when he's trying to be like, I have to break up with you. My dad says they're cutting it off and I have to break up with you and I know I love you. I love you so much. And this woman does the best. Oh, oh no. Sorry, puppy. And this woman does the best Oh, no, sorry puppy She's one of five guys that have killed their families just sending her money. She's just like looking out a window going

Oh, no Thank you for everything I didn't stop the car didn't hang up the the call and so that's just what I wanted to add he the big Update really is the fact that Erin Goodwin is divorcing her. Mm-hmm. So he's already said all right enough enough He still says that I he was blindsided And he just loved his wife and that is really really sad and that's what you really got to be careful for when you are And I mean this guys and a lot of you out there, I saw it in Huntsville, I see in Atlanta every time I go,

a lot of us, and I'm proud of you boys, are punching outside of your weight. Yeah. You know, a lot of you guys got hotter people than you deserve. And you just have to remember that sometimes. That they'll kill you. They will.

And that they're not innocent just because they're cuter than you. And that you need to check in Yeah, you really need to make sure they a thousand percent love you before you get the life insurance That's the key. Yeah, all right. And also, you know what I you know what you do what you know I've been doing now. I'm gonna try this when I get my health insurance push-ups. No sit-ups. No, no, no, no jumping jacks. Nope No Change the beneficiary every month. Oh No sit-ups. No, no, no, no, no, no, no Change the beneficiary every month. Oh

That's nice go in change it to somebody random Wow somebody famous That's like just just like someone who's got too much money. It's like every once in a while I then just feel like I don't know if you want it I don't know if you're ready to cash out this month because right now if you Knock out old Henry Zabrowski. It looks like a George Receives all of this So you better be careful, right? They said they could they could insure me up to $7,500 So that's all going George Napp's pocket. Oh my god. This dude like looks like a ghost that they hunt he He's a cabal lame

That's grand a motto Aaron Goodwin is not Aaron Goodwin is uh, he's a fine man Yeah, I know a good one's cool, and he doesn't deserve that happening to yes I wish that his wife didn't try to kill him. Me too, except at the same time, I hope that it frees him up to some awesome coochie coo from some people that feel really bad for him. Has anyone talked to the, like, what channel are they on?

Ghost Adventures. Travel. Travel channels, anyone talk to the executives of Travel Channel, see if they orchestrated this whole thing? No one's have, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Bakins is gonna be like, oh sure Yeah, you can pen me my standard to 25k per episode. I doubt that that's I mean, it's probably way more It's like but if you pay me 75 I get you the two The whole damn thing Holding out Oh Zach Bakins with everybody's best friend Matt right?

That's what I want to say oh the ghost of talent That's what they're that's what they're investigating All right, so we all feel bad for him and that is really really really sad and also one last update is It seems that's one more question about the last place. I'm sorry to interrupt No, is is the guy domado is he gonna get a motto a motto? Is he gonna get in trouble like they're gonna extend his sentence. I have no idea. He's in Rested he's in there for three consecutive lives. It doesn't even matter. He's just there

Yeah, I think that he thought cuz I think some places you can get a conjugal visit There are certain places you can maybe get one you can swing one I don't know if that's happening anymore after what happened this week, but death row they do that quite a bit Sometimes they do that. They allow you to do it We talked a little bit about we don't want to talk about this But also, you know congrats on the state of Idaho getting their firing squad back. Oh, yeah Yeah, well, Idaho's going full firing squad But the but I do found it, what I found interesting

about that story was the fact that they still have to build the facility for it. Yeah, $750,000 to build like a room with bulletproof walls, I guess. But I feel like, or is there not enough land in Idaho? How cool would it be? They should do it with a potato gun. Dude, think about this. You go into a room, you get to choose the guns. Oh. Right, so what you do is, I think that's what it is. The first thing is you walk in, you have to rent the gun, you have to go to the gun kiosk,

where you go and you rent the gun for the afternoon, and then you go into the other room, and then I think there is a cocktail hour, and then they have the, then he's presented, then they do the service. The cocktail hour is when they have the then he's presented then they do the service the cocktail hour is When they do the lethal injection? But they were saying that apparently lethal injection was not It was no longer considered a viable option because they've been having so many problems with it the last guy

They haven't trouble sourcing the drugs. It's just not only just sourcing the drugs, but also apparently they believe that it's more cruel and inhumane. Well yeah, because the drugs were being made by people who don't make actual drugs for humans. They're being made by people who make like Windex and shit. Well, also the main issue was that they were discovering that the people were suffering quite a bit before they died, and also that people that were administering

the lethal injections were fucking up quite a bit before they died and also that people that were administering the The lethal injections were fucking up quite a bit like one guy They said apparently took eight turns to try to find the right vein and all this stuff And then he's getting they like paralyze you first so you're sitting there all paralyzed But you can still experience everything and then you're obviously going to be experiencing a great deal of pain And so that's the reason why they're saying oh, but a firing squad is so much more like it's, it's more and you die instantly quote unquote, but you still got the, you know, you can put the blindfold on, you got to smoke a cigarette, you get the guy there. I don't know if they do the thing where everybody like one guy has a bullet like smoke a cigarette. I want to smoke a turkey.. Yeah, take some time. Yeah, right a turkey super dangerous

You don't want any water in there You gotta be really careful I prefer to be shot to death with a super soaker whenever you know, I end up murdering you in Idaho I hope they give me the firing squad instead of you know lethal injection Why I think we because I think the firing squad is way more in humane or why am I gonna murder you? Probably because of my ever traveling health life insurance beneficiary status You never know you don't know you have to wait. I gotta get a guy in there. Yeah Yeah, and find out when it goes to you. Yeah, Oh simultaneous fire

South Carolina execution in South Carolina's Yeah, three shows three shooters fired live rounds. Okay South Carolina. Yeah, they just did it, right? Yeah, three shooters fired live rounds. Okay. Wow. Yeah. Is it true that one person has a blank? No, that's what they're saying, is that they got three people with bullets, so you just get shot in the head.

So there isn't like, but then there are four people and one person has a blank and so they don't know, no one knows if they were the one who actually killed him? I think that guy just gets, I think it's the pop a champagne bottle Yeah, and the other free just shoot the guy and they just go yeah, we never get to do this. Oh, yeah Yeah, what kind of gun is it right there? What kind of gun would you like to be killed with AK-47? Hell yeah, my fucking corpse if you want me fucking dead. You need to kill every fucking into me Has not enough shoot me dick first. Yeah, they use a 30 caliber rifle. Yep So they really blow you up there, but you know, we don't believe in the death penalty here. No, no

No, but it might be happening to talk about it is and it might happen to Chad Daybell and seems like it Don't like them anyway, so yeah But I am NOT but I would fight for you Chad Daybell to sit your fat But I am NOT but I would fight for you Chad Daybell to sit your fat Dumpy pale ass in jail for the rest of your shit-filled life Because nothing would make me happier than seeing you get beat to death on the pickleball court Just like that almost happened to Scott Peterson really that's just like we're not even gonna get into that but Scott Peterson got into A huge fight on a pickleball court in jail. Yeah, which is also I can't even imagine just pickleball in jail pickleball Can you imagine reach jail, dude?

How has it gotten that popular? Do you think that you've seen it? Did you think you do MS 13 versus Aryan nation? Like do you think that they do full-on like nation of Islam versus is there is there a Jewish longest yard? Is there a Jewish jail gang? Oh, yeah, but they're in the white collar Jail gang. Oh, yeah, but they're in the white collar When it's like I god yeah, yeah, so they didn't like his uh, they said that his pickleball style was annoying interesting Yeah, I mean I could only imagine Yeah, so far and there was a guy who murdered his wife during a conjugal visit recently, too It does happen. Yeah. No, no, it happens. I don't know.

I feel like conjugal visits might be on their way out. I think that they are heavily monitored and they are very rare. It used to be, especially in the California penal system, they viewed it as essential to a death row inmate stay. And so it was viewed as they used to get 48 hour to 72 hour stay-ins where someone would come in and stay because California used to actually not believe in the concept of like the most extreme prison natures even though we had Alcatraz San Quentin we had all the bad but it's still like they you know LA We kind of cared for a little bit almost almost so we got some real one last update

I know you guys have been waiting with a lot of updates today, but one last update. I know you guys have been waiting on how this news was gonna turn out. They got the earrings back. Oh! So the man that, shh, ate. So they went through, and he's alive? Oh, yep.

And he shed them out? $770,000 pair of earrings from Tiffany's. He swallowed them after fooling them. He told them he was a member of a basketball team. He got in there, he ran away with the earrings and swallowed them after fooling them. He told him he was a member of a basketball team. He got in there He ran away with the earrings and swallowed them. He this man has been Handcuffed to a gurney in a hospital for two weeks This is completely real and they have been apparently what I learned I got a great email from a nurse that says essentially if it gets past your esophagus

It's gonna come out of you. Oh, so if it gets past your that's the real bad part is your throat and your esophagus But if it can get to your stomach it can largely come out of you Wow, what they basically get surrounded by shit probably essentially Yeah And so they have this so they apparently when we heard about this it had already passed through his esophagus and it has been sitting in his stomach Waiting for it to come through his intestines and it just did Pupu Monday, they all knew that Pupu Monday was coming and they got him and they sat with a bucket I just wish it took so long. Yeah, I mean it's thick

Yeah, but it came out and you know know what? Good for them getting it back, but we really need to know how much are the earrings now? They, according to their sources, they've been cleaned and put back into circulation. Oh, so they're not even gonna let people know? It's so any, so if you shop at Tiffany's, you might be buying poo poo earrings without you even knowing it.

And I think what the key is here is hold these people's feet to the fire. Yeah. If you go in at Tiffany's to get anything. How do I know? How do I know this isn't covered in shit? Exactly. That's your new way to get a discount at Tiffany's. Yeah, just start screaming it right when you walk in the door.

How do I know this stuff isn't covered in shit? I want the shit earrings. I want the ones with shit on them. I want to see, I thought one almost killed a thief. Yeah. I want the ones that killed a, that tried to kill a thief. You know, a Best Buy, you can make an offer on a floor model. You can.

You know? And honestly, I will say, a lot of the managers really even being appreciated being called the floor model. That's why it's really important to don't lowball them, because you come for the manager you best not miss how much for you Hey, I suck for free. I suck and I fuck you, huh? Yeah, I suck and fuck you be wife, huh? actually, sir No, thanks I'm a pass

I'm a pass. Oh. All right, Tiffany's. I need a little flirt. You got shitty earrings, Tiffany's. We all know it. All right, now we have to get to the main stories. Isn't Melania banging someone at Tiffany's? Melania is a...

Like a Tiffany's bodyguard or something? Well, she's a Russian and Mossad spy that probably has her vagina... I believe her vagina is sewn shut Okay, so I don't think she has sex with anyone. Okay good Tiffany Trump is who you're thinking. No, okay Well, there was the Tiffany's at Trump Tower and apparently it was rumored that she was banging one of the security guards there There's no way off bet baby Yeah, probably. Yeah. I like those rumors.

Yeah, sure. I mean, she's undeniably a beautiful, evil woman. All right, we got some good ones here. All right, so which one are we starting with? Well, we have a Fritzel-ish situation. Now it's a little bit Fritzel. You know, ladies don't do enough crime. It's nice to see someone do such a specifically male crime.

Yeah, well we had a, you know, we started the show with a lady crime. We did, we did, but this is some real ass, I wanna say, this lady is the fuckin' real ass bro. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, really cool woman. This story is horrific. Horrifying.

This story's horrifying in the Connecticut This is one of those stories that was just Absolutely plastered all over my life when came out because this is a we do Have I'd say a mild fascination with this style of horrific crime. This is Kimberly Souther I mean, it's a point of the show. It is. Sutherland. It's the whole point of the show. It is, yep. Yep, it's everything I live for. Kimberly Sullivan, 56 years fun.

She looks like an evil clown porcelain doll. She, it seems, has. I don't know about a porcelain doll. She just is looking just, she is frightening. She looks like a mannequin in a fire. Now it seems that she has kept her Holding her stepson captive for over 20 years Now we know about this is that the son that was kept captive was 20 plus years old he

Set fire to the house to try and get rescued. So now we know this. So the way the story starts is that Kimberly Sullivan called the police. If you watch, Law and Crime's got a good breakdown on it. And she calls the police saying, she calls 911, there's a fire in my house, help me,

my stepson's stuck inside. They come, she's outside of the house Completely made up. It's really like a wild scene She's got like a fancy robe on and she's got a full face of makeup and she's holding a dog Well, he's holding very fancy dog and she's like they're like is anybody else in the house? She's like my stepson my stepson's in there You see here get carried away, right? You didn't see it. Oh, I care. Yeah, I'm sad son

You saw the slightest sliver of what the Sun looked like So the reason why this is so fucked up is that when the young man comes out, you know, maybe Not I guess not much younger than us, but he is he was five foot nine. Yes five twenty years younger than us Well, he's like over 20. He's over 20. Okay. He is five foot nine 68 pounds terrified and when you see him there's a little tiny Shot of him being pushed into an ambulance and he's frightening looking He's apparently 68 pounds is small for anybody. Yes, he was bound, his teeth were rotting out of his mouth.

He said he couldn't eat without his teeth breaking and falling out. He said that he had gotten to the point where he was eating whatever he could find. Kimberly Sutherland had other two healthy daughters. Yeah. And that's, now this was her stepson. So there's some talk about whether or not

this had to do with the father, his biological father that lived with them up to about a year before. And the father ditched the kid? No, father's dead. Father died. All of this was happening while the father lived at the house. The woman, now Kimberly Sullivan is now

countering her son's claims. Her son is basically like, they tortured me, starved me, beat me, subjugated me to all forms of psychological torments. The fact that I was told that I could not leave, they physically bound me to a bed, they locked a room. He had to defecate into buckets and to diapers, he had diapers that he wore.

He also, he said that the only way he was allowed to know what was going on was that he could listen to the local I believe was a local hockey team on the radio So that's the only way he knew what year it was Now there's a lot of people because Kimberley Southerly was forced to listen to hockey, right? forced to listen to hockey? Right. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Oh, hell yeah! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.

Goal! Talk about fuckin' torture. So bad. But Kimberly Sullivan is, I do believe that she's gonna come out as all real, but she is already countering. He's 68 pounds! Well, like what, I'm like, how could it not be real?

This woman is saying, you know. Aye, he, how could it not be real? This woman is saying, you know, I, he could have left it anytime. He was old enough and he used to go on errands and he used to do stuff. She also posted through the $300,000 bail. She's got, because she says filthy rich. Well, yes, and she, but she said to the police

that we didn't have money to feed him. We didn't have anything and he was like that was all horseshit She then also basically is intimating that this is coming either from the dead husband that died a year ago Mm-hmm, or that he was such a dangerous person her bound son Yeah, that he had to be shut up. He had to be. Well, then you get the cops involved if they're that dangerous. But this is what she's saying is that no one would take my call seriously. Because there was a welfare check.

I think it was in 2012 there was a welfare check. That's a long time ago. Yeah. And the cops were like, it's fine. Yeah. But that's 12 years ago now. But that And the cops were like, it's fine. Yeah. But that's, you know, 12 years ago now. But that was when he was pulled out of school forever. 13 years ago. 13 years ago. That's when he was supposed to, even then he was in school. Yeah.

But he kept coming to school, stealing other people's food, filthy, reeking, trying to survive. Yes. Because anytime you hear that, remember that is that every single time you, if you ever hear a kid or anybody in these scenarios Talk about stealing food. It's because they're not eating Yeah, Kimberly Sullivan they and you see this I've seen so much of this I feel like no one should ever get in trouble for stealing food. No and same thing with me I actually really do believe that that's like my one because you know, I love my my body cam footage

Yeah, that's the stuff that really bums me out This stuff I really can't stand is the anything involving food shoplifting Yeah, it's like it's food and you have to just do so give it to just fucking somebody buy it for him All right there obviously you're not doing this because it's fun Yeah, sometimes I are and that's different, but that's you're gonna be a crazy. What's the weight limit on food shoplifting to I say weight limit straight up 225 I was gonna say I said 230 yeah Because they have the scales in front yeah

I've been giant and starving sure I have stolen food at 250 as I have I did as well. I stole So I mean, you know, mean man does that mean I committing myself here yep I've just called the police yeah I just had to ask for it and give him $5,000 yeah I'm a police officer I'm gonna have to arrest you for food rape. You have a suspicious mind. Yeah. Yeah, I do That's how I know the criminal nature So this woman is she I think that she's gonna be fine I think that we're obviously more information is gonna come out about this. We are gonna know cuz

Why didn't he leave I it and also it was he was tied to the bed? Yes, and also why didn't he because she was starving him physically unable to leave so they I think that's going to come out I think that when he's trying to run at 68 pounds and five nine your fucking bones are gonna Crumple and the only thing that really even convinces me which is why I like watching the body cam footage is this that really even convinces me, which is why I like watching the body cam footage, is really the stuff that convinces me is like, you can barely see the son get pulled into the ambulance, but you see the cop's face as he turns away

from the ambulance going, what the fuck? Like you just see this, like, Jesus Christ, because it was a full grown man that was built like a ventriloquist dummy. And so it's like not good So she's like a workin to say but she's quite the looker, huh? No, look at her look at them. Look she got her full face of makeup on what is going on with you look at her No, I'm not saying she's attractive. I'm just saying she really like she was really ready for her spotlight

No, she's got a very expensive lawyer. She looks like she's been taxidermied It's the it's the that very intense blue eyeliner. Yeah, that is the most haunting and her skull like cheekbones Make a better funeral Hey, those are experts. Those are experts doing that. That's why they look good Alright, that's one story. All right. Here's another story the biggest story. This is there This is I can't believe it and start with this. It's cuz they've come it gets all happened while we were gone Yeah, the movie the thing is currently happening version of it. Yes, it's in Antarctica. It's scary because there's no Aliens that's what we don't know. Yeah, we do

Aliens that's what we don't know. Yeah, we do So there's a group of South African Scientists literally the day the astronauts get back this happens. They are these guys are So these guys are in apparently they're in a part of Antarctica They are on some or forget what what exactly it is They're they're doing like they're on a cliff face and they are in a part of Antarctica that is about to enter into their, I guess the overwinter season.

Yeah, because their winter is our summer. Yes, and that is extremely obviously intense. Negative 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Yes, and I think at that level, it's like planes can't even fly. Like there's like certain things. It certain things instant death when you walk outside So there is a they are unreachable for 10 months during this time period now This is at the Sanay for an Arctic base. It's cut off because of the winter weather

They got an email sent to the South African government saying one of our team members has gone insane Yeah, and so they are stuck out there and they're starting to say that this one of the scientists they have a name to Got into the leaders face. There was a physical altercation. This person is beginning their behavior according to them is becoming increasingly egregious Yeah, people are starting to say that he is threatening sexual assault physical assault always threatening. I thought he did it I don't know. This is one of those where it seems to be It's getting really bad there and there's no way No, if he's if because it's so, you know, they don't really say who it is in all the accusations Do we know if the person they're accusing is a man or a woman? No idea

Interesting no idea. I think that it's, I'm gonna unfortunately say- I'm gonna guess it's a man? I'm gonna guess it's a man. Cause it's 99% usually a man? Yes. Even though we've covered two lady stories today? We did. We did, yeah.

But no, this story is obviously developing. We looked up for any form of updates and it is, we are not there yet. Yeah, the closest place that they can go to was a hundred and eighty six miles away And that ain't you ain't going nowhere in negative 58. No that much No, and then the South Africa's environment minister Dion George He said he's going to personally speak to the team members. He's gonna figure it out for himself. Oh, thanks Thanks, cuz we all know the government in South Africa is right on the money. You know what fixes stuff Eddie You know what always fixes stuff a zoom. Yeah

That's it that's all you need boom Like as he's going there and then you see that like he did pulls up the zoom and and the guy's sitting there with like The two like he's pulled out his own eyeballs And it's got like gauze wrapped around it, and he's like all I see is pain All we know is hell and he's gonna be like so uh you see guys are gonna get wrapped up by But they're stuck there for almost a year right yeah, I guess yeah ten months ten more months Oh, yeah, gonna be there and then so until anyone's even gonna get to him. So maybe Do they overpower this person? How do you do it? I don't know. Let's never gun there professional to be a gun There must be as professional explorer Alan Chambers explains the harsh reality

From a psychological perspective. It's a very very lonely place From a psychological perspective, it's a very, very lonely place. There's very little interaction with humans or animals. So if you're in a camp or a research center, you work with those people for six months, if not a year. I remember when I first had sex with a man. And what I think it does from a psychological point of view is that everything becomes heightened. It's all white. There's no color, no noise, nothing you could see as normal to so everybody's behavior

including your own gets magnified. And little things become big things. Like my little penis. Yeah. So big. So big. And so apparently we just don't know. Wow. South African government they also oversaw a base on Marion Island where an unstable team member in 2017 also Destroyed their room with an axe and attacked a colleague with a frying pan. Yes Which you know that could have been a bacon based crime. Oh, we never know and there's no real predators They're the polar bears obviously are only in the north and not in the south And so this is like they they got nothing to really worry about as far as animals coming after them

Oh, yeah But don't worry the guys from South African government are saying they don't think that anyone involved in San I for emails has dangerous Intentions but in the event that we need to do an urgent and intervention He says we can send people from the Norwegian and Germany base. They might send personnel and they're 200 miles away. Yeah. If they decide to even go, why would they go? Oh, if they said that everybody's done.

If everyone's dying over there, why would they put their lives in risk? It seems like they, because in the end it's one for one one all for one and all for one for all, you know There's no government in Antarctica. That's right. There's no police force to come and check on it. There's no it's all it's not a country No, it's a penguin to the police. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there ain't nothing out there buddy. Yeah, there's nothing and it's like it's running like kind of Like maritime law ish kind of thing. No, it's it it's all, I think that they will be held to the same laws of the state by which they live. The Antarctic Treaty System is basically what they do. And there's a, there's I think a bunch of countries signed a treaty in 1959 in order

to 56 countries basically say, got together and said, we will help make sure there's law here, you know We're not gonna appreciate that the Kraken Because as a matter of fact, he's law there. Yeah, okay, if anything lives there, it's the crack. It has to be the Kraken. Mm-hmm That's the only thing I would be there. So even he's gonna be like white people crazy That's like the first thing is is these white people crazy Trying to come up here man. This is squid's house Everyone All right. So that's the story. It's gonna be developing. I can't believe again. It happened We're not gonna happen for months probably. Nope

I'm I in and I'm not saying that I want this to happen, but for the sake of our show It would be really cool when they get there if they were all dead, but I think that's not fun. It's not good I don't want that to be so I want this no I want it to be a boring Result I want them all to be I know what they're even doing up there I think that they're trying to see if you can yo-yo on the other side of this Day one yoga continues to go down day two despite intervention yo-yo goes down day three

Dr.. Malenka is gonna to kill me in my sleep. Yo Yo Yo. So fucking I don't know. Oh, what was it? Oh, that was a bit. We'll get back into this next week when hopefully we have maybe more information. Yeah. I mean, who knows? I don't think we will have more information. I honestly doubt that because it's made international news at this point Yeah person ain't letting anyone if they are going crazy and they are running this shit and they're not letting anyone send an email Well, it sounds like they attacked the leader and I just wonder if they do the same thing that we do on a flight You know like the the flight attendants are trained to tape you to the chair

Yeah, so I wonder if they do something like that. I've seen a flight attendant hold somebody down for the duration of a flight. That was crazy. I couldn't believe how strong they were. That's intense. They got, flight attendants get like that mom strength early. Yeah.

They get gripper strength. And it was a man holding down a woman, but man, that was crazy. She just started, at one point in the flight, she showed up hammered. I saw her like getting really drunk at the at the, there's just no reason for it. Yeah. I mean, you can get a little, you can have a couple, but you know, don't get blackout for when you're in the craziest situation. Be a normal person. Yeah. I need to have two drinks in an airport. Yeah. But otherwise they'll let you on a plane fucking soused man. They're not supposed to I know but they do

But they try the I feel like a bus that's harder to get on South I think only because on a bus people do get fucking beheaded. Yeah, and it's a bit difficult. Whoa, there's a bunch of these All right, so this is say oh so good work Rob So San eyes for reason for existence is to provide a permanent year-round base for scientists undertaking research projects Under the auspices. Well, they still not saying what it is. Oh It's just about oceanography biology and yo-yo sciences. Yeah. Oh wow. I didn't know that. Well, great. At least I was correct But we hope that they come home safe no matter how good it is for the show But we hope that they come home safe no matter how good it is for the show

Reach out to them All right, what do we got what's next um man killed his stepdad with atomic wedgie Well, the only reason why 30 years in prison, this is the dumb story of the week Are you only reason why we even brought this up is because a lot of people Potawatomi, Potawatomi a lot of people sent this in and what a silly title, right? Yeah marine veteran Kills a stepfather with an atomic wedgie. We love it. Yeah, everybody likes to see it Even if that's that and that is the headline in military comm yes It's how a guy named get Bradley Davis, he got into an altercation. So they're, they all talk about this. He, his father was a 58, his stepfather, 58 year

old Denver Lee St. Claire. Um, and they said, um, which I also think it's, I like how they put this. He said they're, they're altercation ended with Davis pulling his stepfather's underwear up over the man's head a combative known as the atomic wedgie unfortunately the move would kill St. Clair and so it seems like he said all this stuff the guy came for he was like I was just messing with him yeah he was like I was messing with him I thought it was like funny and I had no idea that the underwear would choke him that's what he said the underwear went over his face underneath his his face and

under this chin and choked him death and They said they were talking St. Clair began insulting Davis's mother. He called the stepfather a bully They had a bit of a fight back and forth and then he said that he pulled the underwear on him They were over his head head They they took a picture and I was gonna be funny and then they had all the stuff and then if they really looked at it You actually could see that he was beaten to death Yeah, the father was beaten to death and the atomic wedgie seemed to be the coup de grace That finally did end his life, but it was way more of a Finish him. Yeah, it was a fatality. He claimed self-defense

He did I don't think you can kill somebody with an atomic wedgie and claim self-defense I think that that can only be done in sophomore year of high school Yeah, I don't know if it can be done as an adult because again the atomic wedgies just get more serious And also that's it probably one of the worst parts about atomic wedgies is the mutually assured destruction He ended up pleading guilty to first-degree manslaughter So yeah, so he's going to jail But again people were joking about the the atomic wedgie part of it But mostly it was about him beating a man to death

It really was but I've never done. I've never really been wedgied. You've never been wedgied. No, well, we'll fix that Leave my balls alone. No won't be made on probably happen at the meet-and-greet. Yeah, I know You got wedgie I probably think I got wedgie in high school at some point Yeah, we used to fucking beat each other up all the time you do wedgie. I think I got wedgie'd in high school at some point. We used to fuckin' beat each other up all the time. You roughed house with boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The worst thing I ever did this home was I found a cup on the floor of the locker room

and I put it in some kid's mouth. Disgusting. Yeah, but he wasn't nice. Hey, sometimes you gotta give a guy MRSA. But we all become better people over time. Yo, of course, you have to be. Because if not, you just become worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse Yeah, well, you know, I mean this the thing is like this guy

I'm not stick enough for the guy who killed the stepdad. Yeah, but the stepdad's being horrible to his mom Yeah, of course and he's from the military This is more would expect him to pop off to pop off and beat the fucking shit out of him. You know, I mean, I wouldn't- I don't- was he a Marine? He was a Marine. Yeah, I mean, you don't fuck with a Marine's mom. You don't normally say that a Marine's mother's a whore.

Yeah. Because it will, sometimes, it leads through a bad result. Yeah. People get really upset. I think that this is more of a cautionary tale to remind all of us how fragile this life is and that if you get into a physical fight,

you could fucking kill somebody. They also say that he staged the crime scene to make it more like an equal brawl. That's what he did. Is that essentially, no, it was bad. He murdered the man and Gave himself I think probably like turned over some coffee tables, maybe hit his head against the wall or something Just try to make it look like it was it could have been a silly thing that went out of control

Yeah But it wasn't taking the pictures while he dies. That's really the Probably but we've sealed the deal. Yeah, everyone was pretty upset with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but hey, don't say anything about his mother No, right. No, no that in jail won't they? Don't insult his mother because this man is going to go full court press and he's gonna kill you with your underwear. Yeah That's what you can still get in jail. Yo, underwear. You can still, oh yeah. You can still get atomic wedgie to death?

I think that there is a, there's a character that I believe that Marcus is gonna play in his stream mandate tonight. Oh, okay. That is one of the most vile men I've seen in a minute. And what he is is this guy that used to serve time in maximum security jail. And for those of you that don't see the scene, that won't see the stream, you should though, because these are gonna be cut out.

As this man talks about the first, he's like, first time I got a piece of that booty in jail. Oh yes, I know this guy. Man spread his cheeks and I made it one push in to push It was so juicy Just fucking I shot my jacket. I Ejaculated this man's rough. Yeah, so they just don't oh these guys don't meet This man's rough. Yeah, so they just don't oh these guys don't meet That guy loves underwear and the other guy loves but well, I think it's on the guy love but isn't he free I

Don't know but it sounds like the way he talks about jail. He wants to go back. Yeah He is very very excited Wet oh just looking at it. Oh, hey there. Oh, you're talking discussing around. Oh now listen, hey Look, I think two men is fine for two men to be together. Okay, you have to remember that everybody's consensual. Okay, this is me sexual health officer awesome Do what I love about this military comm article about the whole thing But this is to go whole article about how this atomic wedgie, you know And everyone everything went wrong and then right up with the box What I learned more about military life The military life and benefits military comm as you go you're right

Really quick. All right, so before we get to I don't have many letters that I even want to talk about necessarily But I did have some extra stuff here like we had a whole section about Only fans models that have really run into quite a bit of trouble that are This stuff is very interesting. It all kind of happened over the weekend only fans is popping off lately It's just been obviously I think that newspapers like to report upon it. It's a good, you know, title. I also think that it always serves, think about from the Black Dahlia days, the idea that these people making these choices have horrible things happen to them.

And so the newspaper loves... It's supposed to be the safest way. You do it at home by yourself. But it's just, it's humankind. It is unpredictable at best and not nice at most. Now, this first one was, this story is about Michaela Brashe Rylersdom. She's being charged with murder if she was paid $11,000

by 55-year-old man Michael Dale for a BDSM asphyxiation scene. Now, she went in the room. Her and her husband run this only fansite together Yeah, she's done this a couple of times the man paid her up for an eleven thousand dollars quite a significant amount of money He said he wants to do this extreme BDSM scenario where he is fully wrapped in duct tape and saran wrap okay, and then he has shoes Duck tape and saran wrap okay, and then he has shoes Glued to the outside of the saran wrap to his feet okay, and then she would manipulate His body sexually what's the point of the shoes?

It's a skin Fashion yeah, it's just about feeling good feeling sexy. This is what this guy wants are they J's No, they're heels. They're high heels. Oh, okay. Absolutely, so he went through this process. Apparently, it went quote unquote as planned for about eight minutes, and then the man struggled, would seem to be with pleasure,

then with frightening times. I guess you can't have a safe word if you're surrounded by duct tape by the mouth and you're saran wrapped. We're going to talk about this. So then when she noticed he stopped moving, she was like, oh no, the man was dead. Now I will say, if you're agreeing to do these BDSM things, and I'm not even blaming, like the dude is what this guy wanted.

He asked for a version of this. Yes The not permanent version Yeah And then this lady went ahead to try to do it now I feel like this is where we might just need one little caveat here that I just want to say as a Gray area of the law. Oh sure, but she's gonna get she's getting nominated. I believe it's for man Sorry towards But the

Poke holes in it. Yeah, if you ever are doubting at least in the nostril area Just poke holes in it and no matter what that guy says, right? Yes. It'll be hard to breathe. He's gonna be like Don't tell me it's a little bit I think what's important though is for you as the professional in the room to be like No, you weren't a little fuck face. No, because you're already dominant Yeah I'm poking holes in here because you're not gonna like not being a like or you got to really keep a eagle eye on there Are you gonna keep an eagle eye? I'm not I'm blaming the woman only because her ignorance of the situation

It was his first time doing it. Yes, and that is a very that's a big buildup. This is not just getting spanked This is not just getting whipped. Yeah, not just like that's a it's not even just stepping on balls. No, it is ornate Scenario everyone knows plastic over the face equals death. Yes, unless you're doing it for fun as a kid Because that's what everybody likes you never you always do you ever did that? No, I never put bags over my head as a child Jackie and I used to put bags over a head to go Yeah Well, I don't think that's a good idea for any children listening an 11 year old who listens to our show came to one of my Shows that's not good. Yeah

Yes, what's an 11 listen to podcasts? I don't know. I don't know by the way you rock Enzo Shouldn't be listening to podcast. No, I don't know. You should be playing ball. Yeah, no way, you know, he's you know, he seems like fun But I'm just saying please don't put bags over your head I'm just saying if you want to have fun and you're responsible, it's how you can do it. We used to choke each other That's different. That's different, but this But this guy this lady was in a lot of problems and then there was another lady that like this is all sad but yeah, always went in doubt poke a hole in it except for a condom always keep those entire.

Yeah, but this another lady was found. Well, I mean, hold on. I'm not done talking about this. This is still I want to stay on this for two seconds. She got charged with second degree murder. Yes. Do you really feel like this is murder? I think that she chose to kill this man. Well, I think that that's she was already paid

What's the degree murder is this I believe is basically manslaughter, which is what this is. Okay She's murdered him by ignorance. Yes. She is murdered him by ignorance unfortunately She damned herself when she put the tape and stuff over his nose and mouth. No matter what it was he was asking for, it sadly was in her purview to say no. If you help someone with assisted suicide, what is that? Murder. That's second degree murder?

Yes, still. Okay. Yeah. Depending on, that can go up to first degree murder. Yeah. I believe. Wow. It can go, go I believe but that is one of those yeah It makes total sense that she was charged with second degree murder because yes, it's the word It's just but also remember that that's just the name of the crime Versus the like what it is. So it's just like that's homicide essentially. You just say that's from the police

That's homicide in the judicial system. They call it murder I feel like yes She needs to face some sort of responsibility for what happened here because obviously they were very irresponsible at the very least But I don't know murder It's what it is. She did he died and if she had eight minutes to Rip it off of his face. The same thing with the Sarah Boone case with suitcase,

the man, the boyfriend in the suitcase. You're right, you're right. Where the main, the whole thing hinged on. So you- Why he was like laughing at his ass and filming it. But hers- That's a little more sinister to me. The only thing that, but we don't know what would happen

if she didn't film herself because she told the police that she did not understand what level of distress he was under and that she was just out of her own ignorance. That's why like she should have taken the plea in the first place. That's why they were begging her to take the plea because she would have gotten 13 years for manslaughter by copying to it She decided to go all the way Technically that is what damned her but it was also her filming the video if it was just her story It might have been extremely difficult to prove how well she knew

I wonder what because this this incident happened on only fans. She was filming it She filmed it there is video of it. Yeah. What were the people like watching it say? I think that it was for him. Oh Okay, it wasn't like a live stream. No, I believe that she was filming 11 grand. You get your own video Yes customs. Yeah your custom video. Okay. All right, I believe that is for him Okay, and I imagine the 11 K is also for the risk that you're incurring. Yeah, because it's really intense Absolutely, not as intense as a Dubai porta potty But way more intense about that. Oh Rob. He doesn't know what that is either

I'm the only one who brought this I'm only want to know who's this what this is me. I now know what are you do? By border potty. So there was another only fans Model that said by sheer accident. She definitely Was she definitely was, she definitely accidentally fell from the top of a construction site where broke her spine and a bunch of her limbs, and she's now currently in the hospital.

But it's pointing to this other concept that is up until this point, like I'm gonna say straight up, this is mostly in the world of conspiracy theory. We don't quite know how real this is. I never heard about it before today but then there's lots of people talking about it for over a year. It's just been around for a very long time. There used to be a turn called yachting. That was a term that was called which is... But yachting was like murder based. Well it's I feel like this is where the stories start from.

It starts from the concept of sometimes women of a certain persuasion, depending on their job, whether they are cocktail waitress or like that type of thing, they are invited to be a part of the staff of some giant vacation yacht. And then when you go, there is either a full on agreement or an unspoken agreement. Then you are then here as a, you're gonna be an escort and you're available to people on this yacht.

It's been used as a way to smear celebrities in blind items. It's also been used as a way to smear bad guys that we know. Matt Gates was definitely involved in a lot of this kind of yachting scenario. Human trafficking human traffic human trafficking we see the same thing with Andrew Tate He was involved with quite a bit of probably with the pipeline to live to this which is really out of America again I mean fuck him. I got fuck that fucking piece of shit but I think that what we're seeing is this so so with the Dubai Porter potty is that this is

what seems to be an extreme version of sex work, blah blah blah, quote unquote sex work that is done by powered, moneyed people in Dubai that talk to what seem to be a lot of ladies in Europe and what they will do is say, okay, come here, we're going to have a weekend and you're going to hang out with these princes and you're gonna get a certain amount of goods. So you're gonna show up, they're gonna put you on a shopping spree, you go get all the stuff. There was one woman talking about it.

It's the first time I've ever been in a Hermes shop. It was the first time I ever walked inside of a Gucci store. They went and she outfitted me with like 200 grand worth of clothes. They then showed up with 50 grand just cash, US money hand it to you and they're like, alright So we're gonna have our party tonight and then the party involves being Utterly degraded. So it's like the whole point is to get you You got pooped in your mouth and pissed in your mouth and have sex with animals and you call the Dubai portaparty

It's called the Dubai part of body and they do this all night Right, and then you're kind of dropped off and off and then and they like beat you and shit to all of it every single For all the worst thing you could think of in any way It's worse than that But what they do is they kind of say like we do it for you do it like four times a year That's like what this lady was saying that this other lady told her that she did She's like you almost get used to it. Sometimes she says,

the smell begins to remind you of money. Like, that's like one of those things she starts to say, right, like you start to, but this is all, we don't know yet. I am not putting it past a single fucking person, especially after you see kind of what, Epstein's, just Epstein, which is probably a low-level version of this Epstein didn't even have the money that these guys had no actually nowhere close. This is closer to to buy money

This is closer to Diddy technically. This is much closer to sort of what did he was doing in terms of the Scale because it's that's what they do in a way that is because that's what they do in a way that is very over the top. It's at a very big scale. And these are rumors everywhere. And I'm gonna get a lot of pushback because there are obviously... We don't know how true the Dubai port-a-potty is

if it's just like a fucking nightmare story, but it seems like enough people are talking about it where if it doesn't exist, it's gonna be willed into existence. It is a thing that is, there are too many of people like this that we are now seeing that they have to exist. Yeah.

So we just don't know exactly how materially true quite a bit of it is, but we've talked about with JFK, what we've talked about with MKUltra is that even if one percent is true, that means the entire history of the world is different than you think it is. So it's one of those where, well, we will, this is going to be one of those things we've got forever, but you know, obviously we have a human trafficker president and that's like, I guess it's one of the big things that we do here now

Yeah, Prince Andrew was definitely involved Peter Nygaard if you watch that documentary about Peter Nygaard that was deeply involved Then you also look over at the Mormons, which we've been covering now for fucking a month and a half Yeah, Tim Ballard with OUR was a part of it This is a whole thing that was all human trafficking that was done by the Mormon slice So it's like every group's got him. You got the fucking Catholics sending in boys into the Vatican, which is still completely real. You got fucking six stupid fucking old Papu's sit there turning a blind eye because he's blind.

Yeah. And so he's alive. Did he? Yeah, no, he's still fucking alive. He's almost better. They suck the cum out of his lungs. Yes. They contemplated letting him die. I saw some people say like I got some putsch back to about Pope Francis

But just remember if he was gonna do something he do it Yeah, if he was gonna yeah, he looks rough. He's got they taped his thumb up here Yeah, he's starting to look like those JD Vance memes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He is looking raw He's officially looks worse than tootsie Wow That's a fairly serious story they ran in there with but it's a We still don't I mean fuck man. It's just so upsetting. Well, yeah. Yeah, Eddie. Yeah, I hate it so much Yeah, it's not good. But you know, I guess it's technically what we do here. Yeah, we ever been to a Willy Wonka Party party or Porter potty. Oh, what's the Willy Wonka Porter potty? It's a we do here. Yeah, we ever been to a Willy Wonka part potty party or Porter potty

Oh, what's a Willy Wonka Porter potty? It's pretty dark chocolate. Oh, yeah The schnoz berries taste like schnoz berries Oh, yeah, you're about to get one. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I could see that Timothy Shamalama ding dong get all covered shit getting an atomic schnoz man, can we fucking boo cocky him once? I mean give you not seen the movie, but Call you by your name. Oh Yeah, but no, that's I guess that was just one he made it a filling he got hammered No, he's in that new movie with Gwyneth Paltrow where they're supposed to be having sex quite a bit But you can just Jackie and I both were talking about how it will just be difficult to hear after over all the bones.

Yeah, yeah. Slapping together. Yeah, they're so thin they'll start a fire. It's gonna sound like rifling through the remains of Doc Howe. Having sex with each other. Well, this is... what a great episode. Oh yeah, yeah. A lot of influence. No, buddy, but hey. but there was some laughter along the way as normal. Amen. So we did it

Yeah, I don't care what anybody fucking says Should I talk more about sure I should do both this thing on Paul Mary and Demas What's that? Yeah the idea of the pink foam. Oh, I want to hear this This is some listener emails. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we got to do at least one less You respect these emails I could tell all I do disrespect I Wanted to talk about the pink foam that was brought up twice in the last episode yeah I'll try to avoid getting two in the weeds

But it does require a quick physiological lesson. You could think of your cardiovascular system as a basic plumbing system. Blood moves your veins and arteries like water through pipes and your heart acts as a pump to keep things flowing. The path of blood basically goes from your body to the right side of your heart, to your lungs, back to the left side of your heart, finally out to the body again. The other component you need to know is about the foam is that it's called surfactant. It is a liquid extremely similar to disc soap that is produced in small quantities in your lungs. It basically helps to keep friction low as your lungs expand and withdraw, preventing them from sticking

together and collapsing. It is not uncommon to see pink foam from the airways after someone has died as the blood that was previously pumped to the heart backs up into the lungs and mixes with the surfactant. This can occur because of increased pressure in the lungs from chest compressions during CPR, someone working hard to bring air into the lungs, or the heart failing and backing up. Imagine someone took a container of bubbles, added some blood, and kept squeezing and shaking the bottle. This is basically what is happening in someone's chest, resulting in pink foam. So does that necessarily mean an embolism? It doesn't necessarily mean it can just be a general after-effect of having died.

Okay. Alright. So, nothing to worry about. It's the pulmonary endema. Nothing to worry about. Yeah, it's the pulmonary endema. Nothing to worry about! Nothing to worry about. That's what you're supposed to, they're supposed to look, I guess nurses are supposed to look for pink frothy sputum as a sign of heart failure and pulmonary hypertension. Oh, thank you, nurses. I met the nipple-twisting nurse on the road, by the way. Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah, they came to one of my shows.

I won't say which one. So she makes sure you stayed up, or? The nipple-twisting nurse on the road, by the way. Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah, they came to one of my shows. I won't say which one. So she makes sure you stayed up, or? Well, yeah, she offered, and I was like, ah, no, no. How were the Florida shows? The Florida shows were amazing, dude. Well, the Jacksonville show, people came out, man.

That was wild. We had over 200 people come to that show. That was fuckin' awesome. And then, of course, the Tallahassee show sold out. It was awesome. And it's very emotional. I got to sing a P-Funk song. Dude, you guys don't understand. That was the very first place we ever performed comedy together. It was in a former gay bar called Brothers that is now...

A gay bar called 926 Bar. That's awesome. With some of the people who still work there. They were all so impressed by my knowledge of the layout of the place. That's so amazing. They were like on stage and I was like, oh, you know, there's a drag queen with tits in there was doing coke and then I had to turn them down.

And then over here, that used to be the liquor store. Now it's just a bar. Yeah. And then over here is where I threw myself through the wall when we had that telekinesis fight. Yeah, the memory fight. Yeah, we did the mind fight. Yeah, they were like, you really did come from here

What a fun story I learned about the place was a they used to because it's a gay bar in Tallahassee So that's always like, you know Almost getting attacked by the community and they are so that makes for some tough Ombres it really does. Yeah, it really does and there was a rumor that somebody was trying to set up the owner of brothers and that they had when they not necessarily when I crashed through the wall, but a contractor who would come to like fix a wall They said that they hit they hid cocaine in the walls So whenever they could call the cops and then have the place, you know

Like shut down and shit like that and everyone go to jail So when they changed over ownership because the rumor was going around so hard and they knew like a drug sniffing dog, they were like, Hey, let's just have the dog come in here and make sure that nothing actually happened. And they said that when the dog got in there, it like basically when a drug sniffing dog was looking for cocaine, it like sits down when it finds it. And they said that there was so much cocaine like mixed into the grouting. Ah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! doing great now. It's like, it's like a normal ass club. It's like fucking it's got, it's a real venue now and I had such a good time. Danny Bedrosian from P funk and his some fierce band fucking rocked it. David Rossi was amazing. The entire tour he's our old, old buddy. Old, old dude. I was like,

I was like, Hey Evan, you got any merch to sell? Go ahead. And you know, I, you know, it was kind of like an empty gesture. And then he brought a, he brought a lamp to sell go ahead and you know, I it was a kind of like an empty gesture. Yeah, sure. And then he brought a, he brought a lamp to sell like at the Mer, and then as like a joke, I'm like, oh, that's funny. You know, whatever. And then every show people bought the lamp every single fucking time. He made like an extra a hundred bucks on the tour. Okay. Yeah. It's called these goddamn lamps. I'm like, you're making more money selling lamps than you are doing comedy. Yep. And that's the lesson. Sell lamps. I'm like you're making more money selling lamps than you are doing comedy. Yep So lamps Got into the lamp business, yes, he'd be doing extremely well I was telling him and I'm like you accidentally found your new you should be selling lamps

Here's your five dollars Thank you for doing comedy, but that is great. I was so much fun, man I can't wait to join you in our Florida dates Yeah, I know we got a lot of we side stories has lots of dates the Huntsville show was a fucking wild success so much fun We're gonna be in May 7th. We're gonna be at the Fort Lauderdale Daniel improv whatever it's called now. I think the name might have changed Fort Lauderdale slash Dania improv, whatever it's called now, I think the name might have changed.

But regardless, we will be there. I'm very excited for that show. That's gonna be my hometown show. Lots of people come in that that I grew up with, so it's gonna be very emotional and weird. It's gonna be interesting. We're gonna be getting heckled a lot. So just be there for that,

because you're gonna wanna be a part of that debacle. And then the following day, we're gonna be in Orlando, just two and a half hours north. And then- Our favorite place. Yeah, at the Funny Bone. We sold that show out, so we added a late show now.

So if you weren't able to get tickets to the first show, there's now a second show available for you to get tickets at, and speaking of selling out the early show, we also did that in June at Dad's Garage. And then we added a late show to that as well. So make sure you go get the tickets for that because we're gonna do two shows back to back. Thank God, I'm actually really happy

we get to do that twice this year because we've never done that before. No, we have no idea what we're gonna do. Yeah, I don't know, especially because we riff a lot. So it's gonna be interesting. So it's actually worth it to come to both shows. It's like one long show. They're literally gonna be completely different. And, and that garage were specifically doing improv. Yeah, so that's gonna be one

We are specifically gonna be testing our improv skills So we'll see how we go and go check out our Detroit show. We're at the Masonic on April 18th You're gonna want come out. That is my beautiful wife's birthday. Oh, really? She's gonna be there. She's gonna come Yeah, I think this because we're gonna go see grandma. Oh really? She's gonna be there. She's gonna come? Yeah, I think it's because we're gonna go see grandma. Oh, how nice. Yeah, we gotta get up there and do that. I love that, that's so sweet. Yeah.

Oh man, well come on out to Detroit, it's gonna be amazing. Our fucking show is on fire, the rhyming was crazy. You're gonna have a good one. You guys, come see us. You're gonna like it, and if you don't, go fuck yourself. Yeah, oh and November we got Crime Wave. Yes, which and if you don't go fuck yourself. Yeah. Oh in November. We got crime Yes, which will become crime wave at C.com come come see us because that is gonna be an interesting time

Yes, just say the least contact in the desert. Oh We look busy fucking you're dude. I was looking at it. I'm like gone every other week Oh, yeah, the rest of the year. No, we're shit. We're extremely booked, but hey booked and busy Blessed every day. Amen. That's what I do. I get up every day 3 a.m. I wash my face with sparkling water I take a shit in a river by 5 15 a.m I am over at my inquisitor's home where I tell him my secrets from the week before and then by 7 a.m I'm Trailing my wife. Yeah by 8 a.m. I got ailing my wife. Yeah. By 8 a.m. I gotta fucking go right to the do.

I double for me and this comedian in Russia, best friends with Vladimir Putin, and I do the translations for him. Oh, that's so nice. It's honestly been really great. You've been doing so well that Henry Archie replaced all the toilet paper with pita bread. I like the pocket

Peter that comm slash last podcast enough to give us money to watch us talk I go to the twitch.tv slash LPN TV and see us alive this week We have good put at 6 p.m. Come and check us out. All right, you fuckers. Bye He'll see Hell Antarctica. Yes and check us out. All right, you fuckers. Bye. Hail, Satan. Hail, Antarctica. Yes.