Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Attack of the Drones

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories - from the road - as the boys hit Philly and Brooklyn for shows - but first - a major Side Stories announcement... THEN Salmon Hats ONCE AGAIN trending in the Orca community, Chris Chan expecting?!?, Clif High and Predictive Linguistics forecast alien invasion to begin 39 days after Trump's appearance on Joe Rogan Experience, Mysterious Drones spotted across US & UK, Listener UAP-Mails, and MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

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Side stories. Yes. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories, yes. First of all, what a lovely day to be in New York City. Our childhood homes, comedy childhood. Comedy childhood. And you're from here. I'm from here. I'm from from here not to brag but but I Never get to do this. We never get to do this as a show. What's that?

Bringing somebody new a new permanent Third co-host decide stories big news big news big news I I can't believe it obviously it took a lot to really work it out I can't believe it. Obviously it took a lot to really work it out, but I'd like to introduce you. One of our favorite comedians who's going to be joining Side Stories permanently. Big news. Big news. Look at the rock and roll.

Hunter come in here. Yes. Hunter Biden everybody. Come on in brother. Come on in. Fooled you. Fooled you. You fucking idiots.

Free at last. Free at last. I love you, Hunter. You're the best. You fucking idiots. Free at last. Free at last. I love you, Hunter. He went to the mountaintop, folks. Dude, I love a guy that got to smoke crack smile along the way and make it out alive. Who do you think has had more sex in the White House?

Hunter Biden or JFK? Oh, man, Bill Clinton. Come on. In terms of gay sex, it might be Abraham Lincoln. Free Chelsea Clinton. Where is she at? Yeah. Let's investigate Chelsea Clinton. Can we investigate Chelsea Clinton? Welcome to Side Stories. I'm Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Yes. And we are going to be actively investigating Chelsea Clinton and whether or not she has nipple rings. That's right. I want to see him. We were here. We're here in New York City. We're a big show on Saturday. Oh, yes. Podcasts on the left of

King's Theater. Come check us out. We're going to be fucking great. And we're in Philly on Friday, but it won't even matter for you because those tickets are so loud. So loud, baby. That's right, man. And I will be making an appearance as everybody's favorite, not president. Whoa. Who's that going to be?

I'm guessing Jeffrey Epstein. Yep. My favorite guy. You know, you guys, I love them. Your favorite politician. I love that guy. He was honestly one of the most powerful, one of the most powerful politicians of all time.

If you can call him that. Also, don't forget, we're going to be at the Masonic Lodge on December 21st with classy night out. It's going to be a blast. There's still a couple tickets left for that. That's in Los Angeles at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Please join us for that. That's in Los Angeles at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Please join us for that. All right.

Now, I this is a lot of news is coming out. Obviously, we celebrated Hunter Biden's freedom. God damn. I just love I love a smile. I love that. It's another person related to a president that I could draw his cock by memory, and I really appreciate that about him. I get, and we love his energy here. That's right. We love what he brings to the table. We think

he's a fun guy and he's going to get out there and I'm hoping next. What's Hunter Biden's next steps, Eddie Hunter Biden. I'm thinking either WWE or you porn. Wow. Yep. I could see imagine fucking Kim Kardashian. Can we make this happen? Can can Hunter Biden start dating Kim Kardashian? New sex tape. See, I feel like even Kim Kardashian's old. I think we need somebody new. I think that he needs to go steal Bianca Sensori. Who's that? Yee. Oh my God. New nipples out lady. Dude, I mean honestly. I feel scared for her.

She makes me feel kind of uncomfortable. Man, do you think Hunter Biden's trapped right now? Like a gun? A delto. It's a huge penis. This is a neat one. He really doesn't need one. Imagine if he had one like on his back though.

He could strap on on his back. Come on now. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Hop on the small on my back. Hop on the small on my damn back. I want you to come on a small on my damn back. Ah, yes. Good old free free. Hunter Biden. Yeah, I love that he's out there and I love that he's he's going to fuck your wife. He's going to fuck your wife. He's gonna fuck your wife. He's gonna ruin a dinner reservation. And I love that for him. He gets to be out there. You know what? Also fight Mike Tyson.

Oh my God. And then Hunter Biden should fight Mike Tyson. And then the winner of that fights Donnie Trump Jr. Wow. Man. I think that's the way to do this. Come on, let's just turn it all into a big, giant, soul sucking, empty entertainment venture. Oh my god. We should know who he should fuck is gilfoyle. Oh

Yeah, that'd be really great move for him. She's very skinny very skinny. Maybe too skinny. She creeps me out Yeah, well, that's her whole thing. She creeps me out. She's very frightening Speaking of frightening, okay Big news so So not just this is the second, are we going to skip updates? Well, the updates I have, I mean, this is pretty important. Orcas are wearing salmon hats again. Well, the orca, yes, that is true. That's a huge update. All right, we'll do, let's do it. I feel like we're the ones who like, I feel like the orcas have been listening to our show and they've only been going up

in popularity since we've been talking about them. We brought up the salmon hats months ago. We did. And now, guess what? Wearing them again. We're back in style, dude. I mean, it's like when you walk around New York City and everybody's dressed like it's Kramer versus Kramer. Everybody is dressed like it's an episode.

They're all like NPCs from the background of Seinfeld. Yeah. But yes, this is it is true. Orcas are wearing Sammons again on their heads after a thirty seven year gap. I found it interesting is that in 1987, I was reading a cool article about this, is that apparently they do sort of they don't really know the source of why. They know that they have. It's a style. But they said that it might there actually might be a real why they know that they have. It's a style, but they said that it might, there actually might be a real reason too, is that they were in a time period in 1987 when it happened was a time when this, this group, this pod, the K pod or whatever was in this, this

Harbor and there was an overabundance of salmon. So part of them thinks that maybe some of the overabundance of salmon. So part of them thinks that maybe some of the behavior is literally salmon storage on the edge of their heads and that they think that to it later. And then they also think now the reason why that's actually coming back is more interesting is that now it's the J pod. I think this is what they're called that are now doing it. And they're saying that they think that some of those guys used to be Members of a k-pop. Oh, so it's like they're bringing back all it's like they're doing the retcon. That's fucking they're bringing it back They're nostalgic. He's just stalling again and member berries. That's amazing. That's all it is I love my orcas congrats on the salmon salmon probably easy to catch I was also very excited to get to the ocean

You know, they're slower because they've been working so hard their skins off You know, so I think that easy to catch wear him as a hat He's just making judgment calls about salmon and I'm not gonna do that to you. I love that We both had salmon for lunch. We did and he had a bigger piece. That's right I watched him get a bigger piece. I should have gotten the bigger piece Why because I'm bigger than you and I need more food, but I'm just as dense, you know Yes, you're just as dense, but I need more salmon than you and I need more food. But I'm just as dense. Yes, you're just as dense, but I need more salmon than you do. I think I could have went for more.

I don't agree to be honest with you. I know, yeah, of course. I eat a pound and a half at home. In one plank. It's not good. But yes, this is one update. The other update, there is another update which you're not gonna be happy with.

What's this one? Our favorite lady, the sexiest person in the influencer world. Chris Chan. Oh, might be a mommy. We are looking at it right now. Chris Chan has made a bit of a, uh, what there's calling a coquettish statement about maybe being a mommy, saying that they are now they've been seen regularly at the same con I was with last time with a really good friend of mine, Ked Cadet, who runs these cons like they were like this is the same time when Chris Chan like just showed up at that place.

I was at in Raleigh last January. You remember that? No. Do you remember when I was saying that I just learned about Christian on the show a couple months ago That their existence I think we talked a little bit about this about how Chris Chan was at this comic-con this anima this animate con And Raleigh that I went to and did you put a baby in there? She were there? No, they can't hold the baby yet

She's got a girlfriend that goes by the name of flutter. At the time, remember I told you, it's gross. It's not good. It's not good. My favorite Robin Williams film. It is. Chris Jan again. And I can't wait to tell Dave Willis this because at the time I was trying to explain to the crew from Aqua Teen.

You might not want to be hanging with Chris Jan, this person that's going to come. And they were like, who? And then I described Christian to them. They're like, oh, we met them today. And they are very strange. And I was like, big fans of Aqua Teen. And then they brought Christian and brought her new girlfriend,

girlfriend, Flutter, to the anime rally con today. Like, literally, it was like two days ago. I saw the same pictures. Guess who was in the background of all of them? You, Dave Willis. Oh, he was in the background of every one of those pictures of Christian and Flutter, and he is going to love that now. Not a flutter. That's it. That's that is actually I would call. She is definitely another flutter.

Christine Chandler, also known as Chris Chan, was seen out and about with their new girlfriend. Now we don't know whether or not Flutter is a girlfriend. I thought they were in jail. No. So the story was that Chris Chan was accused of doing full on, full core press insatiables upon their mother. She apparently did a sexual assault to her mother. The charges were dropped by her dementia ridden mother. Okay. Now with those charges were dropped. Now those, but

that was kind of put together a fit the name of the troll. It was Bella Isabella Jenke who was this horrible, horrible person that it seems put Christian up to either do it for real or just talk about it and put it in writing, which got them arrested. Then they were released because the Georges were dropped. Now they are out. They are obviously they are strange, obviously, but they are looks to be happily in love. If you look at this, they don't, they are being again, very, very coy about it, but you see a picture of it's Christian with a, a young, very, very young lady by the name of flutter that, according to internet rumors is comes from big money. Does it need Christian's influence, which makes it pure? Is Chris Chana get, are they like, are they like a hot commodity or is this like look at her it's a fucking nightmare human

No, any oh my god, absolutely not, but they were just talking about this a little bit. We're gonna move on right now I'm just saying that it turns out but according to Christian they made a statement About them possibly being pregnant and that statement is rather vague according to Christian. When the child, when the child is actually coming into play for summer, somewhere around that point or I just might keep y'all in the dark and that y'all know until and wait till after the child is born. That's word for word. The statement.

So, Chris-Chan, congratulations. I hope she is a feminine child. I hope she's an abortion. We'll see, I don't know if we're gonna get there. I don't know if we're gonna get all the way there. Chris-Chan first has to run for House of Representatives, which I will be proudly voting for the first trans member of for House of Representatives, which I will be proudly voting for the first trans member of the House of Representatives. Oh yeah. By voting for Chris Jatton. Is that

true? Well at this point, no, there's someone in there now. Who's in there? I don't know their name. Unfortunately. You fucking piece of fucking shit. How fucking dare you? Sarah McBride this year. Yes. Congrats Sarah McBride. I won't take that. I won't take that from you You know you you can't take it from them Yeah, they're already they're telling they're telling them they can't use the bathroom already I I just am so I just got we got to move past This isn't that show talk about that. It makes me that everybody's really stupid It's a fucking massive waste of time I mean, it's just just the idea of telling someone where they can go to the bathroom makes me want to fucking flip out

It's weird to have a new show when I refuse to read the news these days Well, we read the real news Eddie. That's right and such as Extremely extremely real shit that's going on We just did a little bit of a breakdown of this on Dan Soder's podcast, but we got to save it for here. I am in New York City during what is been called, what they're trying to say might be a predicted alien invasion. This came from a person by the name of Cliff High.

Cliff High predicted this. Now, they did a computer scientist known for his past predictions using a tool they called predictive linguistics. A high who previously predicted the 2004 Indonesian tsunami. Okay. But that was one. All right. And they also say- To the day or that that was just going to happen? To the day. And they also said that they called 9-11. You can't say you called 9-11 after 9-11. Dated after that, they had called the plane instability, called it.

Yeah. I didn't tell anybody this is you didn't tell anyone that you're a criminal. Have you? You're implicated. You're correct. But have you seen any of the stuff with LeBron James pretending to have like red or like no things? No. Like LeBron James. I have like read or like no things? No. Like LeBron James has- I mean, I do that all the time. He has an issue where he has been caught red handed not knowing what he's talking about. He always says, oh yeah, I read that.

Oh yeah, I'm working on that, right? I'm always doing it. Of course he doesn't know anything. He was a pro basketball player at 18. How would he know anything? I like that he's into candles and he is trying to read more. And I love LeBron James I love him

I think the in terms of a man to look up to as a business leader and a father and a better my Bron James Miami's right now He's good to look up to Now according to this guy so Cliff high talks about I guess of these what they say is some form of predictive analysts. So this High's predictive system works by analyzing internet data and identifying patterns

in language that can indicate major upcoming events, including political changes and natural disasters. His latest claim about an alien invasion has captured significant attention because what he basically said is that when Trump Floated that he might be on Rogan. Well, of course he was gonna be on Rogan But there was it, you know There's a couple days where we didn't know whether or not because they were trying to get Kamala and him and then we didn't Then Rogan came out and just became a Trumper and all that shit went down in like four days Of course, you're a Trumper or he came to his studio and did an interview

He always was but it's like now we know that Rogan is but he always was and then having Trump be there is How we then know that he for certain that he is and then it's why he's complicit and why he's to come He and eventually be sort of blame for everything that's to come but the this guy Donald Trump is like so they said to come. But the this guy, Donald Trump, is like, so they said that according to Cliff High putting to the machines that if Trump does agree to go on Rogan and I don't know why, I think it's because this is considered to be a high benchmark for audience, like 20 million people about listening to Rogan. I would say it's which is it's close to rivaling Howard Stern at his peak Which is probably one of the most listened to shows in modern history

It's crazier with Rogan though because with Stern he was the only thing people could listen to well Also, he did it in the OG way where they had a spread from terrestrial radio station to terrestrial radio station It's different, but it's just more just maybe that's why he said that when that was triggered It would trigger a 39 day sequence that would end in an alien invasion That would be the way we'd see it is a fight between US Military and these unknown like crafts or whatever this that didn't happen Did it so in the UK for for last two weeks outside of the Lake

and Heath, this is a another this is an Air Force base, the Royal Air Force base. They have been getting these drone incursions that they have they've been calling them drones. This is now all over the place. It happened all over this weekend in New Jersey, Arizona. You need to look at this shit. Didn't they say, wasn't there a, uh, a one over Brooklyn?

Uh, I didn't see one. I did not see the one over Brooklyn, but I saw, I just was watching live footage of New Jersey drones. Okay. This literally happened. He said that, so the 39 day, like that time meter ran out December 3rd. Okay. So on December 3rd, mysterious, so on December 3rd mysterious drones

This comes from USA Today mysterious drones have been reported flying over parts of New Jersey in recent weeks leading to an investigation involving multiple police Agencies even the FBI so this is it's legit. How big are the drones? They say that they're about the size of sedans Oh, that's they are huge and they are say that they're about the size of sedans. Oh, that's huge. And they are weirdly shaped. They look like stingrays. Okay. They have an odd assortment of lights, different colored lights and they keep showing up in front of the airport. Now this is images and footage of the drones. They've been circulating online. We saw these. This was in Morris County. They were they've emerged from multiple counties, County Somerset Warren and Sussex counties We they have no idea what they are. They were first spotted in November 18th

This is just the New Jersey drones the UK drones have also been seen for the last two weeks And now the UK stuff is getting so hot and bothered that they're starting to shut down Civilians filming the drones you have to look at the footage The key is to really see what this shit looks like. And the stuff over the stuff over it, not just Arizona, that the Arizona stuff is also wild. Look at this video. This happened three days ago. Okay. Look at this massive object. Yeah, that's clear. So this is, and you're going to see objects, dude,

it's not going to be one. Watch this this so it looks like it's three separate objects You see this big massive kind of squiggly light Yes, by a little red light and this other light on top of it what you're gonna now see is These other lights. I'm gonna skip ahead a little bit so you could see you can see the guy now. He he See how this other light is popped up? Okay. This light. Were any of those helicopters investigating? Nope. And then you're going to watch it slowly, but surely. It's one object, buddy. Oh, you think that's one object?

Yeah. And it's in Arizona. It is where the Phoenix lies. You see how it forms a darkened triangle? Cool. It is one the Phoenix lights were. You see how it forms a darkened triangle? Cool! It is one giant object. It is very, very, very similar to the Phoenix lights. I have a theory whenever we see stuff like this, like, you know, like I said, I'm still dipping my toe into aliens and ufology and all that stuff.

So I feel like I almost have like a clearer view of it because I don't know too much information. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You're not as bogged down as I am. I think that whenever you see stuff like this, it's actually like a malfunction on their part. You know, they actually talk about this. They do talk about this within circles about the idea of, let's say, this is highly protracted. There's a completely, there's no reality to this, but it's a thought process. Let's say they are actually biological creatures. Okay.

Like, let's say one of the things, we talked about this today in Sodor's episode, but I do, what I hold is that everything is real. In terms of, if one thing is real, everything is real. So I think that not only do they live in the ocean, they also come from other planets. They're also interdimensional. They're also us from the future. And they're also like they are. Yeah, there's multiple different races from different places. Yeah. But let's say they're biological ones. That's real. Who?

Let's say we think like people and they want the goal is for it to be a recon mission, right? That's why that's maybe that's ostensibly why they're doing these things. They're going to go. They're looking out into the various folds of the universe to find the resources. You know, there's always that kind of story that they use at Independence Day, famously uses it with the they've run out of resources. So they run here to get hours. Yeah. But who would you send across the universe to go look for shit?

A drone. I think that's one, unmanned. Yeah. Or an idiot. You would send it? First thing we sent into space was a dog? A dog, yeah. You'd send somebody you could afford to lose out there.

This is an 18. Yeah. Oh, you think so? I think that if you get here, you were sent here to get away from your family. I mean, Columbus was B team. He was B team. He was B team. Italy's like, go fuck. Yes, we're going with America. This is VTB team. He was BT. Yep. So it's like, maybe these guys are BT team if that's one of the angles. But look at this.

This was also seen two days over Jersey again. It looks like a big thing. It's a big. It is one big object. Now, we talked a little bit last week about the UAP congressional hearing. We're going to need more detail over the next couple of weeks about what a congressional hearing is all that type of shit, but They talked about how some of this stuff is obviously retrofitted Human technology, but this fucking ain't I

Mean, it's just lights though. I know but it's it's what the lights are They don't know what the living fuck they are They are they are thick dude So what they were only up for one night and they're with the rigandh No, they're saying that they've been coming for repeat Performances people are going out like they're for the UK. They've put out a live stream. I found it on reddit They keep shutting them down There are live streams of Lake and Heath that you can go watch and they've been calling them.

They've been saying here they come, they're coming now, and then you watch these little points of light and they're not... They keep saying that they're researching this stuff and the only answer that they can come back with is like, they seem to not be dangerous. So they're up there, but the ones in Jersey, man, some of these ones in Jersey are, are physically like they are there. They look like actual Like I don't know how to describe it. They look like little planes. They look like they there's a reason why they're calling them drones Look at this is the Brooklyn NYC November 12th Footage that I saw the other day. I don't know. I don't know what's real and was not real at all Like looks like it's easily made so, you know, obviously I don't know for sure

But yeah, there was a but there Brooklyn there's some weird object over Brooklyn. I don't know where there it is Yeah, a metal sphere. Yeah. Yeah, man. I don't know what that is. You know, they're coming Who cares though, right? I don't know what that is. You know, they're coming. Who cares though, right? I don't think that... How do you put it? It's not that I don't hear it. There's one U.P. flying over Mexico last night. Look at this fucking thing. What's that? That's creepy as fuck!

Yeah. But the thing is, it's like... Well... It's just ramping up like a mother fucker. But do you think it's ramping up because we are getting better with drones and people just think that our personal drones are fucking UAPs?

This is a question that we have to figure out. This is a question we have to figure out. I think there's just more and more drones everywhere and all of a sudden now there's more now there's more UAPs. It's just that they look like they're they don't look like anything that anybody has. That's what's fucked up is that they don't look like anything Eddie. They don't look like other planes.

We don't know where they're coming from. They're saying that we can't find their origin of flight. They can't. They don't know what direction they're coming from. They're just popping up in the sky. They're not like that's what's fucked. That's why there's also a part of me that wonders if it's a fully natural phenomena. If the stuff that comes out of the ocean is like literally another type of animal or something that we just don't physically understand. We just don't understand. Like the abyss? Maybe. I have dreams about the abyss all the time. I love the abyss.

I always have dreams where I, that is a common occurrence for me for dreams that I fall into a big like ocean and I can breathe the water. That's fun. Maybe it's cause I'm fish. You may be part fish. Who knows? Definitely a little bit of a walrus. Whatever dude. Oh God. Whatever, dude. Oh, God.

Man, I don't know. I mean, but what they're doing, nothing. What are they doing? Just observing. They don't know what to do. Hanging out. Dude, they literally don't know what the fuck to do. Look at this. This is what they're talking about. This is over Jersey. See this this weird ass configuration. It looks like a natural formation like it doesn't look it is moving

It is moving and it's swirling and the fucking like you see that's solid as fuck. Yeah Like legitimately, it's just I just I don't know man because it is ramped up Noticeably, okay in the last month. So what are, do you have any theories? You keep saying I don't know, but like. Well, it's, if it could possibly be, I mean all of our audience is gonna be like, you know how much of our audience they all hate,

half them hate the shit, so it's so hard to like. I mean I hate it too, but I'm doing my best to learn and be a part of it. Look at the news and tell me It's not going crazy. You know, yeah, that's the difference is like the legit when the legit news Stands there like not even the funny silly news You have two anchors like you're watching in New Jersey and that New Jersey know when they look like these two anchors are openly arguing about what it is and they're all like they're talking to the police and they're talking to the FBI the police are asking people in New Jersey to tell them what it is they don't know what the so they're all like that's what's hard is that you'd expect it because obviously a lot of it will does end up getting debunked is good, but they try to do it kind of quickly,

and it seems to be coming faster than they can debunk it. And it's, I... What if we made a big mistake on November 5th? Oh, it doesn't have anything to do with that shit. It's a coincidence. Yeah, I honestly do think it's do with that shit. I don't think so. Yeah, I honestly do think it's a, there's a lot of people that want to attach it to it and I don't, I don't want to attach it to it because I don't think that anybody's any, I don't think in the end, like if they don't understand Hitler, like if he literally didn't come for

Hitler, like you're not coming for our president, they don't understand the news. They don't understand English. Then why is it happening now? To you, why would it be happening now? To me, why would it be happening now? I think that it's always happened. Do we have more cameras than ever? I think we have more drones than ever.

The only thing is- I think there's more technology than ever. So I think there's a lot more things being mistaken as UFOs. But we had that five years ago. We have the same stuff. Yeah. Five years ago. Mm hmm.

Pretty much. Don't you think it goes in fads? It does. You know, it goes in fads. They call them flaps. UFOs are, you know, like they do. They go in waves. It is very, very all the time.

And we're going to if there's like three shark attacks next week, we're going to forget about this. Dude, this is these again. These are these, it's, this is why it's weird, man. It's because of the way they blink. Yeah. And they are in a situation like the Phoenix line. Yeah. It's really weird. And that's why they keep. And, but, and I guess that my main issue truly is the, is the fact that they're calling them drones. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's that if they weren't calling them drones, look at this one. What's the ultimate? This is

the one I saw. Look at this one. I mean, but you know, this one looks like a plane. This one literally looks like a plane, but it's not one. Yeah. No, it's mimicking a plane. That's fucking frightening, right? That's frightening. That's weird as fuck. And this is on the actual news. This is on the news This isn't one of my silly little websites. This is on the fucking News so whatever it is, even though I'm like, let's just say I'm not gonna put them above I'm not gonna put the media above

Being full of absolute shit. Yes But this is this is pretty interesting. I don't know. Everyone's gonna be yelling. Everybody debunks. Everybody's so smart, Eddie. I know the Reddit. Reddit's so smart. All the people out there are so smart. They know so much better. So I know you're all cursing at me and calling me an idiot, but I do think that maybe there there might be something there. But you know, just go on. Just live in your life. It does technically change nothing, so it doesn't really matter. What would it take for people as a whole to believe?

Other than like Trump shaking hands with a fucking alien. They don't think, I wouldn't believe, I believe it less if Trump did it. I think that we are past that point. I don't think that we'd ever believe it. I think that it would have to literally take a mass actual invasion for people to think it's actually real. And I think that if it happens in a subtle way, people will acclimate it to it so fast that it also won't matter. Do you look for, do you look in the sky all the time? All the time. Trying to find something? Every time when I'm in a plane, when I'm out anywhere in the country, when I'm- And you've found nothing.

I've never seen anything. You've never seen anything. No. I had a dream we saw something recently. What'd we see? We saw a little light in the sky that zipped. It could fucking happen this weekend. It's all over the place.

But I don't know why. Sides stories, lpotl, gmail.com. Why do you think if it's real, let's just cut all the people who think it's you don't think it's real. You just don't pay attention to that. For those of you that don't think it's real. Why now? Why would there be an uptick? Yeah, I know we will fucking find out. I put it to the audience. New DB Cooper alert. His guy's not anything I don't know. I barely want to cover this story. It's just in the news. So I just figured that we should just at least talk about how like the family of a guy by the name of Richard McCoy was the, uh, they, this family is fucking,

um, certain that this man was DB Cooper because he also got arrested for a skyjacking, I guess just months after the DB Cooper thing and they found a rat would assume that DB Cooper lived then. Yes. And that they found his, they say that they have his parachute that was retrofitted specifically and it could not be anybody else's parachute according to this family. And they had to wait for their mom to die to talk about it because they're more than certain she's involved. Oh, because she had the money. But DB Cooper jumped out of 32,000 feet. No, it was like

lower than that. I think that's the reason why it was so dangerous is because it was I don't remember. I don't remember all of the details. It's cold. I think that he died. Yes! I personally think that he died. But they never found anything? They never found the cash? Were they over the ocean? No, they were in a mountain. He splatted into a side of a mountain

and a bunch of birds took that money and made fucking nests with it. As far as I'm concerned. But they keep pushing it. Because there was a book DB Cooper the real McCoy that does talk about this being The actual DB Cooper that that McCoy was the real DB Cooper But the family sued them

This family gets sued the author of that book and they got a shutdown. Okay So I mean so they even said themselves.. Okay. So I mean, we're fascinating. So they even said themselves it's not true. They do. I just, well, because I think it's because the mother, if it, that's the only thing that makes me interested, it's because the mother has something to hide. They should have to give the money back to the guy they sued

if they're gonna come out and say that it is their father now. I'll tell you that much. I don't think, I think that's why they're trying to do this is they're trying to get money because I think that money's gone. Yeah. I don't think they got any of that DB Cooper money because it was like 75 grand a hundred years ago. Yeah, that's not too much. No, I don't know. I don't remember what it was. It is not enough. And also DB Cooper. I just, I, people love the story of DB Cooper. And I think that people like it because he got away with free ass money. And people

like when somebody gets away with free ass money. Well, and also just jumping out of a commercial airline. There's something that was like people love and are fascinated by DB Cooper. Yeah. I mean, I like a good bank robbery. You know, I like, I wish that like there was still a chance for criminals to commit crimes. There's too many cameras, you know There's no you know This level anymore because as far as I'm concerned Rob as many banks as you want. Oh, yeah Rob stores I don't hurt nobody. Yeah, of course. Just don't hurt people like banks are insured

Major banks not like I don't want no credit unions even them. No, no, no, I Respect the credit reunion. I you respect your credit union. I don't want no credit unions even them. No, no, no, I respect the credit reunion. Hey you respect your credit union I don't yeah Oh you want to get into the fucking bank business and you want to be innocent about it? I don't work buddy. All right, your fucking hands are covered in blood to credit unions All right, you're just as complicit. The only thing it's not complicit pure raw uncut diamonds TD banks fucked again They had to get they got caught caught in bezeling over a billion dollars. They're motherfuckers. Man. You remember when you go to TD bank? That was my favorite because we used to go, cause that you

used to bring your change in and then you used to go put the change in. I like playing the change and you try to guess and there was that little girl's like, no, you don't know what you got. Is that real still? What? The change machine? I don't know. I stopped going to TD Bank after they stole from my mother Yeah, motherfuckers. You remember they used to give us piggy banks though. Yeah, they did but that was back when they were new There was a different one. There was a blue they were blue and then they turned into TD Bank. Yeah, what were they? Now who gives a shit you fucking asshole. Hey, you're here to hear us struggle through Fucking how dare you criticize us? Yeah. Well, you know,

as long as do you think that DB Cooper could have been scooped up by aliens? No. No. DB Cooper's fucking I think he's Greece. Yeah, he is Greece. I think he's a wet spot. A shit spot in the mountains.B. Cooper's fucking, I think he's Greece. Yeah, he is Greece. I think he's a wet spot. A shit spot in the mountains. Yeah. Fly from your grave. All right, let's see what else we got here.

What else we got here? Do we have any, we got some UFO mail. I mean, we do have some UFO, I'm gonna go into a little bit, I was just trying to think of, there was the one story, cause this story is like a nothing burger with the thanks He said that he couldn't

The guy killed his brother accidentally on Thanksgiving cuz he says he sneezed too much and so but then you looked at it I thought it was like a really good kill and I thought it was like a strangling or stabbing But then he just accidentally knocked him over and he hit his head and then he had a So I really wasn't Yeah, that's it. That's an accident. It's not exciting. Oh, you know what? other people that missed 9-eleven Side stories a couple weeks ago We talked about people that missed 9-eleven like because you brought up the alligator attack that that guy got eight on 9-eleven

And now like he got to live a blissful life you know also didn't know James Cameron okay he where was he at everybody else's favorite disaster the Titanic that's nice he was under the water at the Titanic missed 9-eleven came back up being like what I miss they said a land-based Titanic and you know what actually made me upset He didn't immediately go look at it because that's a land Titanic. Oh, you could get there by car Yeah, like 9-eleven you can drive to 9-eleven but not when you're in the middle of the ocean Dude get on a boat. You're already on one come Come back. Fuck it. Go to New York. Take a picture of the new Titanic. That's a ground floor Titanic.

You're getting in right now. You get to see it at the top. You get to tell everybody you were there. You get to take pictures. Dying off of that. Rudy Giuliani should have still been. He should still have goodwill to this day, but he ruined it. God, both him and Chris Christie, like had goodwill because of the disasters and immediately destroyed it. Yeah, because it because of the disasters and immediately destroyed it Yeah, cuz it turns out the disasters was them after all Giuliani was his own 9-eleven Bill Paxton was the one that told James Cameron Yeah, I imagine that when he came out of the water Bill Paxton just said hey James guess what it's game over man

man. Game over, man. They fucking flew two blades into the towers. They're coming for our buildings, man. We got to get out of our buildings, man. I got a little dick. Yeah, you say. And then, um, we had Bill. Yeah, I love the effect that it was Bill Paxson. And then someone else wrote an email. I forgot what I was saying about like, if you could just miss 9 11 at how nice that was. Oh yeah. No. Although I feel like if you could just miss 9-eleven at how nice that was. Oh, yeah. No. Although I feel like if you missed it for a couple days and then you found out about it, it'd be even more depressing because then you just feel like a fucking idiot. My gas like what's going on with my life is a part of me that would think like still got it.

Yeah, I could definitely not remember this. I could definitely, definitely not remember this. Should we get to one of these UFO stories? I got a couple of them. All right. Let me listen to this. We got a couple of good ones here. We got some good longer form letters.

All right. I wanted to read because I wanted to read this first one and that the other UFO because I'm in a UFO mood. I haven't seen any yet. I've had people been also people have just been texting me all day Yeah, also be on the lookout if you see anything, please let us break it for you. Take a picture Yeah, you got a lot of footage also recently I've gotten a lot of footage, but I'm saving them for my man personal footage from people. Yes

Also, if you know how to make some fake footage, send that too. Don't muddy the waters. CIA already has enough fun doing that. All right, let's get to some of these. It would be good to see some fake footage though that people make in order to determine what's real and what is fake. I will say I have seen a lot of fake footage. Yeah, so have I through you. some of what I have shown you is just Subtler than you want it to be which I do understand. We all don't want it to be subtle. We want it to be Forthright. Yeah No, do you think like they would walk around or is this just like are they globs jelly?

Like you know what I one of my feelings is that the ships themselves are the aliens? They're not piloted by things inside of it. Okay, like nope. Yes. Okay. Yeah, I think that the things that we're looking at are literally the aliens All right, that's cool And I think that they are trying to look like our stuff. I Mean it makes sense. I mean look at a stealth bomber. Yep. Yeah, which is awesome very similar I know man. I've seen a stealth bomber up close. Yeah, that shit's fucking wild. I want just cruising real slow. Yeah, it was like it looked like it was just floating. Yeah. I want to scare somebody in a plane.

Do you think that's where we got the technology from for this? Well, that's that's one of the things I want, but it's the it's the cloaking technology and it's the it's whatever these was the TR 38. I think is another example that they said is going to be a triangle shaped UFO. That is a, what is it, the TR-3 something? Yeah, the TR-3B. Does America have a reverse engineered UFO?

This is what they say. They call this an anti-gravity spacecraft. But we don't know yet with quite what it is. And what like keeps them invisible, like giant ghillie suits yes yes they know it's them fucking with lights they're fucking with imagery hmm all right so let's get to some listen re-mails around a year ago I was working as a freelance gaffer in Los Angeles when I was offered a job in a low-budget indie documentary centered around psychics in Sedona, Arizona. Congrats.

Hey, this is where we all make our money. I took the job, thinking it would be a fun excuse to get a paycheck, see Arizona, and entertain myself at the expense of a couple of phony psychics. Though there was a fair amount of bullshit and charlatans among the psychics we interviewed, I am writing about an indisputable experience I had while interviewing one specific psychic that fundamentally shifted my worldview. During this part of the documentary we were to accompany one of the psychics on something called a vortex tour.

One of the big spiritual tourism draws to Sedona are these spiritual vortexes that are supposed to enhance your spiritual energy. Our guide was a guy who went by the Hindu named Bana despite being a tall white dude from Portland with a youth pastor vibe. Oh, that's the Bana is also the American Bono. Oh, he carried a guitar just like Bono and kept saying, send it. If there was anyone I expected to guide me to a life changing spiritual experience, it was not him. It was like our, our guide in Hawaii. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, come on. You're from North Carolina. Your name's Ryan. Yeah. Todd. Yeah. He took us on a short hike up a small hill called Baby Bell slightly off the main trail During the hike we were interviewing him shooting b-roll, etc

And so until was the lighting guy. I was very much in work mode our entire ascent When we reached the top of the hill Bona had the entire crew stop working for his demonstration the top of the hill, Bona had the entire crew stop working for his demonstration. He had a stand in a circle, rimming the top of the hill, facing away from each other and toward the Sedona landscape. God, I love rimming a hill. Nothing, especially in a group. And then I'll meet Hill's father. There was nothing that seemed to set the top of this hill apart from any of the other.

No crystals, altars, carvings, anything else. Just dirt, plants, and sky. He instructed us all to breathe in and exhale. Then proceeded to strum his guitar twice. I focus on a faraway mountain range, fully expecting to have a nice little break before getting back to work. That is not what happened. Almost instantly, my vision changed to what I can only describe as a high definition filter

similar to the crystal clear effect people get when consuming marijuana paired with a blurry vignetting effect. Before I could even process what was happening, I started to see every possible iteration of a mountain forest mother earth spirit flashing frame by frame as Visualizations until they became one it wasn't quite a hallucination If you can imagine in your head a cube floating in front of you It was very similar to that the difference was I was not in control of the visualization these Visualizations were paired with an innate understanding that whatever this entity was, was introducing itself to me. I would describe it as a loving mother's

energy. It began to communicate with me without the use of words. It was as though thoughts, ideas, and intent were transferred to me with little to no room for misinterpretation. Most notably, it seemed to lack any kind of emotion, not in a heartless way, but in a precise, yet loving way. It began with the classic, don't be afraid, I am not here to hurt you, followed by everything as is as it should be. Nothing is good nor evil. It just exists.

An instant understanding of the oneness of everything. Before I knew what was happening, I felt my head turn from the mountain ranges I was looking at and focus on a particular rock spire to my right. When I say focused, it was if I mentally zoomed into the spire dozens of miles away. This entity began comparing me to the spire, how it was shaped by the wind and the rain, but still stood strong against the elements, similar to how I've endured the hardships in my own life. Because the entity could see and communicate their understanding of specific hardships back to me, I began to get emotional. I am not a very emotional person, so I instinctively repressed them, prompting the entity to tell

me that it was okay to cry. I began to feel the sensation of tears on my face. When I reached up to wipe them away, I realized they weren't tears at all. My face was dry and it seemed as though the sensation of tears was being simulated by the wind. Almost as if small bursts of compressed air were being shot on my face. After this incredibly personal and emotional message, the entity asks if I would like to ask it anything. I would like to keep my requests private since they are deeply personal to me. What I will say is that the answers to my questions were given to me in a cryptic visualization of little

beings made of blue light with veins of white light pulsing through them. I have yet to figure out what those mean. And just like that, it was over. the experience could not have lasted more than ten minutes though my Perception of time was a very warped so I'm not sure before we descend in the mountain I had the biggest almost involuntary shit-eating grin on my face to the point that other members of the crew were commenting on it I found it difficult to speak for almost our entire descent Sounds like you sat on a peyote. It does sort of sound like I mean when I had my full truly last full ego destroying trip. It is like that.

I think you can trip naturally. Yeah. Yeah, I'm still waiting for my flashback man. I ate so much acid when I was a kid. It's like where is this where I thought I use it as an investment when I'm really I want my I want I go to Concerts I don't I don't need acid. I want my flashback. I have found so David Gilmore a couple weeks ago. Nothing Yeah, you don't remember any of that shit. I would say Get to meditating

Meditating is what allows me to feel sort of a natural buzz and And then, you know, it's also really helps with it. Couple of lights. Yeah. Really gets you set. Really gets you a sat on a meditative mood. All right. We'll do one more of these UFO encounters. All right. I was out in my backyard smoking a cigarette. Fuck yes. Fuck yes. Miss it. Waiting for the dog to do his business. Mm-hmm

No more life when I noticed the constellation Orion in the sky, maybe a bit brighter than normal It caught my eye and I stood watching for a few minutes Orion was out hard when we were in humble it was you notice. Oh, yeah fucking it was there I saw his dick. Yeah, no, it was pretty cool. He's but he was like, look at this. Look at this You check it out. That may be weird. I didn't realize he'd be moving around. That's what we saw Yeah, I heard they're actually gonna change the name of Orion a hunter Biden. Oh my god Congratulations big huge dick and then he had a little slime of stars that look the crack pot the crack pipe You know what? Hunter Biden's dick can actually do cocaine Wow. Yeah

Again, yeah, pardon me dick can actually do cocaine. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty great again. Yeah. Pardon me. I'd like to meet the hunter Biden. All right. Imagine that though, if you're doing blow with someone and they put it out there fucking stored up with their deck, you're saying, God damn. Wow. America. Can I vote for you for anything? All right. So I up up in the sky. so the Orion was a bit brighter. It caught my eye and I stood watching for a few minutes. I began to notice a movement in the stars.

It seemed like the figure itself was waving or wiggling a little bit, like it was twerking. Like a person holding an uncomfortable pose for too long. My mind went to UFO. But if so, this was like a projected illusion to distract or enchant me. I felt like this was something beyond that, more than a visitor, something very old, here long before and long after us. Suddenly the stars representing his hands dropped to the belt level. Okay. The head star shifted a bit and I could tell this was a humanoid figure standing at rest.

Finally, I also knew somehow the head star shifted a bit and I could tell this was a humanoid figure standing at rest. Finally, I also knew somehow the head star was a face looking directly at Earth, looking directly at me, and it knew I was looking right back at it. Orion's left hand began to shift up and slightly to the west. It quickly returned to its original position near the base of the belt. It then again, and it returned again. The star hand seemed to wave in and out of the belt. It then again and it returned again. The star hand seemed to wave in and out of the belt area repeatedly for around two minutes. The head star began to shudder and from Orion's belt erupted an aurora borealis like plume of prismatic blob which flowed outward and coalesced until twisted ropes that grew larger in my vision until I felt

my balance failing and I was suddenly laying in the wet grass, kicking my legs up to protect my face from the stellar rainbow jizz. I ride in the ground, wailing, Orion, as it washed over me, warm at first but becoming cold surprisingly fast. I laid there, afraid to move and afraid to open my eyes until I started getting chilly and I stole a peek. Sky looked normal. I wasn't covered in space goo and I had

lost my cigarette and put my elbow and dog shit from riding around I am still unsure if this was a nuts and bolts UFO trying to psychically invade me or an interdimensional trickster figure taking the form of Orion please share this story and help me unlock the meaning of this experience sounds like he had a stroke or a UTI was just halluc just hallucinating. Who knows? But then is an hallucination not real if you're seeing it? It's not. It's a hallucination. That you're correct.

Yeah. But if it's sucking your dick, as real as it gets, buddy, and you just got Biden. That's right, man, you never know. You never know. I gotta go down there. I love every day knowing that I get my crack rock from my local crack guy. He gets it from these farms upstate and then

I love the guy. Then I laugh taking my like freshly made. I got my little picnic basket with my rocks in it. My freshly made glass. I go down and I visit the sex workers. They love me. We laugh and then I live a fun life knowing that I could fucking get off scot-free. That's right. Whoo. Because I'm having too much fun for this to be illegal. Love you, Hunter Biden. Miss you, buddy.

You know what, though? Seriously, never text me anymore. Yeah. Well, you old Biden, the president, go ahead and pardon all those people with marijuana charges, too, while you're at it. Fucker. And he could not get. Sorry, I just wanted to. I just wanted to say something. No, let's not ever let let's, you know, if you're going to do it, let's not do something well.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Well, Joe Biden, no, we're're gonna miss ya. Yeah, that's right And I hope that when you go to heaven Jimmy Carter's there waiting for you, man You know, Jimmy Carter's gonna outlive Biden. It's very possible. It's definitely Jimmy Carter is like the king of hospice He'd love a little crown on him He's like he's the Kenan Thompson of hospice Will not leave anything else Eddie before we get out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, gonna looks like this Also, I go to last podcast left that come buy those tickets. We gave you all the live shots We tell you when we're doing it. She fucking show up Atlanta in January

I can't wait January 11th at the Coca-Cola Roxy and I that's the next one after this and still Yeah, I don't know if I'm allowed to say this yet. Mm-hmm But there might be another thing in Atlanta. The day after. Yeah. Keep your ears paled. Yes. Because Eddie and I might do a full on improv show. Yeah.

And none that we've ever done before. Yeah. No. So yeah. So keep your ear to the ground. We might do it. We might not, but we're looking to maybe hopefully jump in there. And for you idiots putting your ear to the ground, check your laptop.

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. That's not where you're gonna get your information From the ground or I you know poke a haunt us and clear your clean your ears if you cook because they're covered in dirt safely Outside no q-tips apparently even though I do it because I'm a rule I love I can't stop I'm not stopping I put it right in my ear post see I don't care that I'm wrong. Yeah. Yeah, I know it's wrong Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah fucking without a condom.. It's my ear Yeah, it's my ear. What do you want for me? Yeah one day? I'll go get it like dripped out But for now, I'm stabbing who have so if you have so much wax that you have to go to the hospital Yeah, like that's bad. Yeah. Also, there's a drum in there beat it

The fuck Neil peered it He'll say it and hail Gilbert Godfrey, baby. I found this t-shirt. Oh, wow. Yeah Fuck yeah rock and roll. See you guys next week. Bye