Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Banana Butt

Episode Date: February 2, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news, continuing their coverage of the "complicated" Alex Murdaugh murder trial, the UFO threat according to Malcolm Robinson, Tasmanian Trout Lovers, the Tesla Pipe Attacker, the hormone enraged man who swallowed a condom wrapped banana, a breakdown of Elvis's diet, more on India's Kite Festival deaths, Listener Stories, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. A lot of times you guys don't know kind of what goes into making the pressure's radio that we make. A lot of it is that a lot of it's because what's important is is that you want all of the mouth and the throat to be speaking.

Absolutely. Just for once. I want one of these family annihilators to be a family like exhilarator. Absolutely have fun with them. Just have fun with your family. I feel like there's so many other things you could do with your family besides just wiping him out. I know you might be a powerful South Carolina lawyer and start to get a little heated in there, but instead of wiping out the entire family,

right? Blaming it on a bunch of like a faction of hitmen that don't exist in South Carolina. Sure. I think that what you should do is take everybody to Six Flags because once you're Six Flags, once you're at Six Flags, and this is not a commercial Six Flags, they refuse to response us. Yes. Well, there can be a little bit dangerous. People get their heads kicked off sometimes. They do, but you have to be careful out there.

But at Six Flags, even the father can be a child. And I know that it's difficult on the father. The father. How much does the father have to do? How much more does the father have to take care of? Well, quite a bit, it being that they are the father. Welcome to Side Story is Everyone. Ben Kissel hanging out with Henry. Family exhilarator. Alex Murdoch. Oh my God, this trial.

You know what? We don't often think about the person on trial and how hard it is for them. It's not. He is openly weeping as he sits there and everyone's like, so it looks like your son didn't end up so well. I have been watching a lot of the Murdoch trial. I've been watching a lot of it. I have never seen, it is a building of fog horn leg horns. It is. I have never heard the word.

I believe I heard the words, I do declare at least 10 times in the opening statements. Of course, if they're going to be declaring something, you've got to declare that you're about to declare and then you make the declaration. This whole core room is out of order. What's more embarrassing, South Carolina courts or the Wisconsin courts, as we saw with Kyle Rittenhouse, obviously serious subject matter, life and death. Oh no, I don't know. Like there's something about a South Carolina accent that I actually think

it's a little bit more punitive though. It sounds a little bit more like I'm about to go to the death penalty and I'm about to get the chair. Oh, it's hard in this courtroom. It's hard in this courtroom. I'm not listening. I'm not listening. This is not, this is a trial. This is not a trial. This is a statement. It's a statement of South Carolina family.

I do like that a lot of the, so far his defense has basically put it, how could he possibly, how could he possibly have killed his children? They went to a baseball game. A baseball game. And you're like, I do understand again, he's innocent until proven guilty, but I'm putting a little bit of the guilt stank on there. But there's, they are his, his lawyers are really Alec Murdox. Again, just so you know, he's in the middle of the trial right now.

You can watch the open statements on, I think it was long, long crime channel on YouTube. I've been watching all that. It's just on YouTube. You can just search the name. If you want to see a grown man cry, interesting how the mighty have fallen. Yeah, he is, he really is. And again, this is a person who grew up, uh, you know, he in home run, in the dugout after his family hit a home run, he was beyond third base. He was already done.

All he had to do was not scam the people of South Carolina and murder his entire family. But also he murdered the maid and of course the maid and the maid also got murdered. I think that the dogs were fine. So at least they were safe. But yeah, he is just a skinny headed motherfucker and all these guys are in there. And they're really, but again, if he's proven innocent, I've seen a lot of these like, it's possible, like talk back. Sure. But talk backs of other South Carolina lawyers.

And again, not to get anybody too hepped up, but this is my opinion. I think a lot of these lawyers, uh, on the other side, they really want to see Alec Murdock win. They kind of want to see him win because they kind of want to see their, they love it all. They look at like it's a game because they're all talking about this. One guy was given a reaction because they talk about how on the, one of the things that have been revealed, part of the evidentiary process has revealed that the Snapchat video that the son took, they believe it proves that Alec Murdock was there at the time of the murder.

They believe that his voice shows up on the, on that. And they also said on the 911 call when he calls in, he both said the same thing. And then in the body cam footage with the police officers, Alec Murdock said, he's like, well, you know, Maggie and Paul, so many hit men are out to kill them. And there's like, they've had so many threats on their life. And so, and the one South Carolina lawyer's reaction was, now a cynical man might say that he was planning this murder. Well, you don't want to be cynical, a man of the field.

He would know he was simply looking for the perpetrators. Well, to be fair, I guess cynical is probably a good character trait for a juror. Because of course you're going to be told that this man is innocent. Now again, as Henry said, innocent until proven guilty. And we know for a fact in the legal system, sometimes you can be guilty and innocent and vice versa. So it would be up to his defense attorneys. And as you said as well, Henry, you're right.

This dude has a lot of power. He has a lot of ties within the community. And there are some people. A B team Illuminati. These are guys that are like a local Illuminati. South Carolina A team though. And of course a lot of people just want to keep the status quo, no matter how disgusting it is.

Also, if he does end up somehow getting off on this or whatever it might be, his former housekeeper, he screwed her out of $4.5 million in insurance settlement. So after she died in a mysterious slip and fall. So that trial will be happening at a later date. So no matter what water, there's blood and water for the Murdox. And we'll see how this plays out. But I am cynically minded. And yeah, maybe that's just because I've been hurt.

But I don't mean to be like that because in really, if you get down the core of me, I am an innocent Amish girl. That all I want is milk. All I like is milk and weed and other tits. I'm just I don't think they're allowed to smoke weed. I'm a tight 19 year old soon to be lesbian Amish girl that is naive to the workings of the world. And I do not know what it means to have a rainbow party.

Yes, indeed. You know, that's who I am. You might though, the Amish also full of STDs and they like to have a little bit of fun themselves. Yeah, they like to look under the hood and that means sucking the dick of a horse. So ball Murdoch again, that's the son. He was shot in the chest and head with a shock at a close range. Maggie was shot multiple times, including one shot in the back

and additional shots while she was lying on the ground. And the defense is putting forth that they believe it was two different guns that were used. The rifle that was a rifle, I believe in a shotgun and they believe one of the guns is now gone. And so now they're kind of get to the bottom of like where they use the same. Well, we'll keep covering the trial. I just was have been washing it.

I've been fascinating. So I've been fascinated. So if you are into it, you should just check it out because you can kind of see just how it's real boring. It's a little bit boring, but it's also quite fast. It is fast. She had been shot to Maggie that is with a 300 blackout ammo from an AR style rifle.

So there you go. Either way, no matter what, you wake up one day and you're like, my family's all been shot. What happened? What happened? There must have been a series of hit men. And because Natalie and I talked about it a little bit too, where it's like, who knows?

Because I'm thinking Little Buster. Little Buster. There's Little Buster. That's the other son that is man, the most guiltily named child of the entire family. But yes, we'll see what happens with Buster. Buster is just, he is the Tony Hale of the family. Yes.

So we'll see where it goes because he could have been there helping. We are starting to see a couple of the cast of characters as well. Jeff Croft, an agent with the South Carolina law enforcement division. It's interesting to hear what he has to say. He says that, this is what Murdoch said after he saw the graphic photos of his slain son. He says, it was so bad. I did him so bad.

And then Croft alleged that Murdoch started crying. And then Alex says, he's such a good boy too. Yeah, he's this whole thing. He's such a good boy. Isn't that, isn't that a confession? No. When you say it was so bad, I did him so bad because I don't know. I wouldn't, there was a picture of you with a whole,

like a bullet in your head. I would be like, wow, I can't believe I'm so sad. My friend Henry said, I wouldn't be like, I did him bad. Because then I would think that I had the gun over your corpse. And I was continuing to riddle you with bullets. I mean, it's just a strange reaction to me. I don't know. He's mourning.

He's also mourning. I think that it's complicated, like Avril Lavigne said. And you know who made it all complicated? Alec Murdoch. And so we'll find out. Yeah. We will really, we will find out because yes, he was doing a lot of crocodile tears in my estimation, if they were crocodile tears,

he got them flowing. Yeah, he did. And I think because he knows what's going to be like when he goes to jail. I can also understand people don't really get it. I don't think that he had the foreshadow, which is interesting because he's an attorney. He knows what the penal system is. He was in a full, he was in a full, I think he was in a full spiral

because he knew all of the financial crimes were coming to a head. And one thing that people are not talking about in the coverage of this crime, which I do understand because it's hard to leap to, which is with family annihilators as we've covered time and time again, a change in status for the father as a lot of times is what causes it to all spurred off. It's like financial shit. But he committed his own change in status once everyone starts dying.

But he's like, it's not my fault. I'm bad at everything. I'm bad at crime. You want, I was a lawyer. Now wouldn't you want me to be bad at crime? That was the thing. I was too much of a lawyer to be a family annihilator. Well, Mr. Zabrowski, let's move on from South Carolina. Let's get out of this world.

Because I want to read this to you. Okay. Because I remember one time I brought up a fellow Steven Greer. Yeah, you don't like Steven Greer. CIA, he's definitely a CIA oppie. I think he had a fantastic youth. I've watched a two hour presentation. I think you need a very nice job.

He wants to sell us to the OBEs. I don't even know what that means. So I don't care. He wants to sell us to them. I'm not quite that involved to have a random feud with a person that doesn't know I exist. Me and him have to fight on site. But which is actually kind of sad because he's jacked.

He is strong. But he's a benedict, so. Yeah. So he knows all about feet. So Steven Greer says aliens, they come and they come in peace. He thinks they're going to bring the world together. Sure. They're going to unite us with their technology. If they are me, we are fought.

With their empathy and their love. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. However, and I was saying this before the show, the Jerusalem post is on the tip of the spear for UFO conversations. There's another dude named Malcolm Robinson. And he says he's one of the alien. He's one of the leading alien experts in Britain. And he wrote over 10 books.

So that's a lot of books. That is. Honestly, it is. And he says he's a musical artist. I don't know. He said album Chrono Trigger, which show he's made his own. I mean, it makes sense. Yeah.

He's made his own what seems to be a soundtrack to, I think, Robert Anton Wilson. Yes. Either way, I'm sure it's fantastic. He says the aliens will not come in peace. And as a matter of fact, they're going to make us little spit-rose piggies. And they're going to eat us and devour us

and they're going to kill us. You know, I believe that. You know, I believe that to be if they're real, they are. I'm just going to see what this is. Or Chrono Trigger, orchestral selections, volume one. This is his music. This is his music. Well, yeah.

All right. Well, I'll judge how much I want to take him seriously, based on how good his music is. Why can't you? Why aren't you playing me? What is this? Yeah. What is this fucking garbage, Amazon?

Well, this is what Robinson... What is this fucking absolute horseshit? That's good. Have a meltdown right here. This is what Robinson said when talked about, what are they going to do here? He says, they have an agenda for sure. We can but speculate.

And then he says, I wouldn't say they're peaceful due to the thousands of UFO abductions. Exactly. Worldwide. And they are on the inside. And they are. That is assault. It's assault from space, interdimensionally.

Space assault. And it is not good, because I did that entire documentary. I did, I narrated the entire documentary about experiencers within the hybrid program. And I listened to these people's stories, and it is harrowing. And so, yes, if they're coming here and they are made out of meat, guess what, Kessel?

You're going to be one of their little tents. I'm fine with it. They're going to crawl up inside you. No, with any luck, they'll treat me like a king. So this is why he believes this. That's the thing. Are you going to flip on humankind? Yeah.

Yeah, of course. Honestly, I can't begrudge you, because again, I understand. You got to jump on what team's winning. There's the asshole there, Schmarlock. Thank you, man. Go kill him, Schmarlock. Me?

No, I pointed over there. Okay, good. I'll let you do it. Thank you. So this is what he had to say. And this is an interesting thing for Mr. Malcolm as to why he got into ufology. And this is why I take him a little seriously,

because he says he started out to, quote, disprove these subjects as I honestly felt that there was no validity to UFOs. Jay Allen, Heineck, and then he says, you know what he says? How I was wrong. See? And you see that's nice.

Another man eating fucking crow. He said, Because you all need a why is up. I get a lot of people saying, oh, I don't believe in these UFOs, these alien stuff. But guess what, man? Guess what you're going to be at the very end, man? Fucking dead like the rest of us.

Absolutely. So I say open up your fucking coaca of your brain, dude. So fucking get into the program. So it took him 20 years to say, you know what? Maybe they are out there. And then he did a speaking tour because that's where you really made the money. I mean, for him, that's probably very big money.

He's only, it seems like he only has two albums. He's been making. Oh, is that it? I'm looking at this right now. So it's Malcolm Robinson. I don't think Robinson to the chrono has a look on his face as if he's heard him. Okay.

I have to explain that Prano trigger is one of the most critically acclaimed video games ever. Yes. And he made his own soundtrack to chrono trigger. So there's, so this is a very, very famous, but I don't think he made. No, no, he didn't. He took the work they did and he took the work they did.

Because now I'm looking at it to biography, right? Some facts. All right, here we go. This is according to, this is according to some facts on UFO and paranormal researcher, Malcolm Robinson. Number one, Malcolm was the first Scotsman to give a lecture on UFOs in America when he lectured on the 18th international UFO conference in Auckland, Nevada, 2009.

Number two, Malcolm was the first Scotsman to give a lecture on UFOs in Holland when he lectured at a UFO conference in Utrecht in 2009. It sounds like he's going to be the first Scotsman everywhere he goes because apparently. Malcolm was the first Scotsman to give a lecture on UFOs in France when he lectured at UFO conference in Strasbourg in 2010. Number four, Malcolm was the first Scotsman to give a lecture

on UFOs in Ireland. And that's, that's intense. There's just no other Scottish ufologist. So this, his resume is just his, where he went and everyone's like, first time, huh? Number five, who cares? Number five, Malcolm is one of the only handful of people on this planet who have been down into the murky depths

of Loch Ness and his submarine back in 1994. Number six, movie mogul Steven Spielberg wanted to help Malcolm catch the Loch Ness monster, but the fans, the plans sadly fell through. I don't know why, but we included it in the bio. I don't know either, but there, this is also in the story in the Jerusalem post. He met with people like Amanda Holden,

who I don't know who that is, but apparently somebody's successful. I think that's your prank name because it's just, I'm looking for Amanda Holden. Oh, that's cute. Steven Spielberg, another person that's met with the man. So interestingly enough, when Robinson did talk about his most frequent ideas or sightings that were reported,

he says, they don't look different from creatures we usually see in film or television. These are small childlike features. We talked to him about the Trinity UFO case we covered last week. These are small childlike creatures about three to four feet in height with bluey gray translucent skin, large pear shaped heads with inky black wrapped around

their eyes. No sign of any genitalia. And you know, he's looking, here's a few of Malcolm's UFO and paranormal experiences. Number one, Malcolm has been slapped by a ghost, had his hair pulled by a ghost, and he was kicked by a ghost on a number of investigations. Number two, Malcolm has seen sparkling lights suddenly

appear in a haunted bedroom. These likes look like the kids handheld November 5th sparklers. That's what they, that's their Independence Day. November 5th, huh? Independence Day for nothing. In Scotland. It's the revolution that I believe that failed.

That's Guy Folk's Day. Oh. Right, I might be wrong. I don't know. Could be. He's seen a pair of levitating, this is number three. Malcolm has seen a pair of levitating shoes fly up into the air and crash through a glass window.

Whoa. Malcolm had a ghost shout at him to get out of her house. The ghost. There are, there are four, there's 12 of these. He saw a chest of drawers fly into the air for Scotsman to see that float over to him, drop at his feet in a haunted house in Changford. He was a chief investigator into the Bonnie Bridgeways

of UFO sightings. But I mean, you know, again, the, well, he is there. He is, he's big time stuff. And he also says he's seen small entities take people into flying objects, held them there for a certain period. He says their lives changed forever, but they are still the men they were, albeit with a different perspective on life. That's the Epstein flight crew is what he talked about.

Oh, the Epstein flight crew. He gets those little guys in there because they don't, because he said Epstein was saying something about how like little people's eyes are smaller, so they see less. And I was like, that's inappropriate. Gleeglor, you abducted the wrong people. These are Hollywood elites with billionaire class people. They are now probing us.

Man, the man called me a bing bong. I'm going to go in the hate crime unit. Well, anyway, have we got into any of the, has anybody talked about, I don't know if we talked about this, this guy in SoCal. I do want to talk about a little bit because it's freaky to me. You talking about the road rage guy? Yes, there's road rage guy that is kind of like,

you know, this is, you know, it's LA. All right, so let's just say road rage is one of our love languages. So it's important not to hear how you communicate, right? Well, there's a lot of people screaming, a lot of honking of the horns. Although I'm going to say this, much less than New York. People are far more courteous here. I think it's because more people are the other armed.

Yeah. But I've seen people wait 10 seconds at a stoplight and no one honks. I honk. Oh, no, I honk. Because I said, we got to go here, buddy. If there is a left turn signal, you must, if that person has, I'm going to gently say their head firmly jammed up their ass. And they're at the front of the line in the turnway.

You need to move. And so sometimes you can get a little honk honk because I am not going to, because I have sometimes been a verbal driver. I call it verbal driver. I'm not, I'm not an angry driver. I'm a verbal driver. I have verbalisms, right? But Natalie, my beautiful wife, sometimes says,

she will put a hand on my elbow and say, we're all going to get shot in the head. We're all going to get shot in the head. You really need to not, you need to watch yourself. And then I was like, that's why I need to be strapped with C4. So being like, oh, you think you can fucking get me? I'm going to take out the whole line of traffic. But then halfway, that's all.

Now I'm a terrorist. Kind of defeats the point of the seat belt there. This is again, I show restraint because I'm an artist and the very, and the very hard to be an artist, again, I'm a girl who can be lesbian. But this man has now done this, this story with, we were looking for this guy that was, he was in a olive shirt and black pants and he would drive a Tesla. There's a brand new Tesla too.

It's 2022 Tesla Model X. Interesting. So he's the new Tesla guy. So this is the different Tesla brand. The guy's 36 years old. His name is Nathaniel Radimac. Radimac. I was just watching a conversation with a woman.

They just got him. They literally just got him. They just got him. I was watching a conversation with a woman. She was white. And she said how devastated she is that she can't drive her Tesla without people criticizing her. I can't.

Because she said she bought the Tesla in 2020 to try to stop global warming. Oh, she's a hero, no. And then she, this is actually true. He was on some local news affiliates. He's a hero, no. How can we make fun of you? She started crying.

And she said, I'm just looking for another kind of electric car. Oh God, I don't think. And then she obviously, I just wasn't expecting for people to criticize me. And it was the single, I'm going to say she's weak. I think she's got to walk. She should walk. But it's fine.

You can't be that upset, right? But guess what, man? It just comes down to everybody's mad. All right? No matter what you drive. Don't worry. They hate you. And so Tesla, they, I mean, they've made no comments on it.

I think wisely. I don't think the car, I mean, he would have had a road rage in any vehicle. Yeah, sure. Absolutely. No, no, no. I mean, it's fun that it's a Tesla. But yes, no, it is.

It is. It could have been any vehicle. Also, Tesla, if you are a road rage, you're going to lose. Your car will die before the person in the gas powered car. Definitely. You have to charge it up. But Tesla's got really good pickup.

So it moves really fast. So that's what he would do. Use it real fast. Yes. So he did this thing where, and the video was actually really, he was caught on like, I want to say it's like 10 or 11 different kind of cans, all these cans. And what he would do is like stop in the middle of the freeway,

jump out of his car, hit a car with a pipe and go back in. Jesus. But he punched a woman in the face. He put like, I believe it's like, he punched a woman in the face. He would, there's a video of him side swiping and punching the cars as he's driving down the street. So he doesn't even care about his own Tesla. No, he's lost his, whoever this guy is,

has lost his, his ever-loving mind, because he keeps attacking people, attacking with the pipe. A woman talked about how he wasn't merging. And then she did that, give a little honk. And then he pulled his car in front of her, came out, hit her car with the pipe again. And wait, this is my question. Who has a pipe?

When it is, it's nothing. It's not Mario Brothers. No, it's not. Yeah, he's not a plumber. I don't, like the idea that he just, he must, he must have seen that pipe and be like, that's a good road rage pipe. That's a good road rage pipe.

And then that's what he uses to assault vehicles and people. I think that he is a, well, I mean, obviously, I think more information will come out about who this guy is and why he did what he did. Because a lot of it was not provoked. I mean, I know it's ridiculous to say, but it was not remotely provoked. You think it's a holiday hangover situation.

A lot of this happened. Two of these incidents occurred on January 11th. It was all right after New Year's Eve. I mean, we're all mad that all the emails start again. Like no one likes that. I hate that. No, but, you know, the emails are just a rehash of last email, last October emails.

They explode up and are we gonna get, anyway. So yes, in this world that we live in now where everything is filmed, sometimes you do get little gems like this. The man who recorded the video said the attacker struck his window several times with the object, but the window did not break. I'm almost gonna say this.

We all need to drive around like the president of the United States of America. So you're everyone watching me bulletproof? We need to have bulletproof cars. You need to have bulletproof windows. It makes the cars very heavy too. I know it makes them very heavy, but you also need to carry your own blood in the back

just in case. I always carry a zip lock back on my own blood. Every morning I get up. I let, right? I go to the very, I go to just the, because you know what bleeds really easy is your taint. And I let out my taint. I let the blood out of my taint for a little while.

Because honestly, because again, when I'm sitting like this, then I'm slightly punished as I sit, which is kind of nice. And that makes me feel truly gaffed. Will you just take that little plastic thing that's on like a inflatable raft that goes into your pool? You have one on your taint. You open it up, drain it out.

And then I pull out the port, and then it's let it skirt out. But the reason why I was kind of fascinated by this case, because it was happening in the valley, he was up in Glendale and all the type of shit, is that the part of it, there's something about this guy. He was held in $5 million bond, which means somebody agrees with what I'm saying. Which is, this guy was ramping up to do something.

I don't know what the fuck he was doing. He has a lengthy criminal history of charges. He was charged for criminal threats, assault, battery, vandalism, possession of meth, which might be the secret sauce here. I think he might have had a little bit of performance enhanced in drug here. And that's really the crime that we need to talk about.

You're gonna go commit felonious assault on the highway. Okay, but do it, do it the right way. Natty, do it the natty life. I am sick of these fucking stolen valor motherfuckers. Stolen valor, absolutely. Yeah, go find, you can assault five to 10 people in a day. So the California Highway Patrol, they say the assaults were all captured on dash cam,

and several leads were provided to the department, which of course led to the arrest. Dude, and it was weird because he wore the same shirt and pants for all of it. And he didn't change it, but the car had no license plate, which is also one of those things where they just let that roll. Or he must have taken it off when he went to go on his road rage missions. It does seem like he's like, what you doing? You running errands?

I'm gonna regulate the highways. That was the whole purpose of him getting in the car. So we took, let's just say, take a little, now I understand again, in a Mario Kart world, this is funnish. Absolutely. If you were in a, if you in somehow. Yeah, that would be fun. If we were all like in bumper cars, if we're all bumper cars,

this sounds really fun. Mine is the actual assault, but the idea of like throwing an egg at somebody. Okay, having a good time. Well, just another bad news report for Tesla. He's got the 2022, which again, it makes him, he didn't like him before, but now he likes that Tesla brand. Yeah, it's, I just was, I'm glad that they caught him

before he murdered somebody, but I also wonder what the hell it's all gonna lead to next. Cause now that like, cause what do we do know about jail? It doesn't necessarily make it better. Well, it does make you have less of a license and less ability to get into a car. I hope they, hopefully that they can strip him of his license. I don't know how that works though.

I don't know how like- It doesn't seem like he's going to care. I think this guy might just, at some point- Just get shot in the head by somebody. Yeah, it's possible. Unless he's the one who got the gun. And it's going to be very scary once he's out there. But we'll see.

We'll like, I'm just hoping that, you know, who knows. Maybe, maybe he's got a thorn in his paw. Maybe he does. Maybe it's one of those, what could be making him grumpy? What could we do? What could we do to make him smile? Maybe it's all the crystal meth. Yeah, that makes people grumpy.

Which is strange cause I think at first it makes you happy, then it makes your house clean, but then it makes you grumpy. Then it makes your house messy. Yeah, and you're gonna get how cause messy and then everything's covered in blood. We do think that maybe we could make him smile. Probably he might be a listener.

We just don't know. Hey Nathaniel, thanks for your Patreon subscription. Thank you. If you could, come back on some of the range. Just come back on some of the road rage. Or you wanna act in a rig. We'll send you a shirt. Send him a shirt, that'd be nice.

I was gonna say send him to Ukraine. Because that's where you can use your aggression. He's living a twisted metal life. Whoa. In a non-twisted metal world. Send him out to the Ukraine. Send him out to Ukraine. Basically, we're again, which I think we've talked about

several times in several different episodes about, I will eventually build my suicide squad. I know. Cause you know, you got that group. You got, he's probably a good one. Probably not. I don't think he's gonna be wrangled in very well. No, you got, I'm trying to think of it as like,

and then Marvin Heemeyer. He's dead. He can't get him in there. Yeah. You know, sad. Eric Trump. There you go. We gotta send him to Ukraine.

I don't know what he does. Who knows? All I know is he's real tall. We're not gonna talk about it here, but AI does say the end of the world's gonna happen in November. Of this year when the Russians attack Germany. So we'll see if your God is correct. Give my, give my, what's my, your bottom line?

Your love of your AI. Henry. Love. What's it good for? Well, creating a family. Yep. Sustainable friendships. Sure.

Actually success comes from love. I believe love is a fuel that make it all go up. It really does. Hate, it might burn fast and quick. But hey, man. But love is a nice slow burn. Hate to barrel gone. One barrel points to two as well.

34 year old man. He was hospitalized after he ate a banana wrapped in a condom and a fit of rage. That's the problem, man. Enraged dog, rage. Yeah, exactly. He didn't do this in a fit of love. This resulted in a serious blower, bowel bat.

Blower blackout. This resulted in a serious bowel blockage. I mean, it made it a blower. I do think. Look at the bowel blockage. Yeah, I'm looking at it. Yes. And so this man, he's 34 years young.

Which I actually think good for him for such a age, but I didn't know what a banana would look like in a condom after it was sitting in a person's bowels for a while. It's cooking. It looks like it was kind of interesting because it was sort of like sous vide inside of it. Yeah, it really was. I feel like you could take a little scalpel and you could open it up. And then it's like one of those videos where you're like, it's cheese or maybe it's cake.

No, this is what he says. Now he said that he did it in a hormonal rage. Which I don't even know what that means because like, does that happen to men? Do we get into it? Do we get into it? I think it's just like, isn't my hormonal rage just like normal? Yeah, I'm just, I am just light anger runs over every single thing that I do. Well, to be honest, I've heard and I believe that men also go through their periods.

We don't bleed necessarily out of our butts or our penises. Jordan Peterson. No, this is true. Who's saying this? Doctors. What doctors? Every month. If we bleed out of our, if we bleed out of our penises, we have to go to the hospital.

No, you don't do it. No, every month. Sympathy periods? No, every month, the body of both male and female, it goes through a restructuring. Fernando, thank you for that. Fernando is my savior today. I'm just going to say, we've made a moratorium on talking about biology a long time ago. Everyone knows this.

The one thing that we... I've honestly Googled the male period. The only thing I know about periods is that every time one happens, I go, yes. You're married. That's all I know. I go, yes. You should be happy. You should be happy.

You need to procreate because you're married. Oh my God, why are you fucking a dugger? You sound like one of the duggers. They were just in the news again, by the way. Yes, oh yes, oh yeah, they made quite a splash. They made one of the... I didn't know one of the duggers' names was Ginger with a J. Yeah, they're not, they're the whole family needs to be scrapped.

Fly from your grave. Anyway, so this guy, again, in some kind of hormonal rage, perhaps it was on his magical period. I just don't even understand why in the rage, because again, I've eaten angry. I've eaten sad. I've done all of these things, but it's a condom that he shoved a banana in a condom and he forced it inside of himself. But the OG way, not the butthole, he did it through the front door. I actually don't know what the OG way is on that, the butthole or the front door.

I'd say he didn't, it is the OG way. I think that dick in butt is more natural than banana in butt, because that's a natural extension. Absolutely, and you're a medical doctor. So the whole show is what it's about. We, again, I've told people, Sight Stories LpoTelaGmail.com, send us your medical questions. And we're just going to answer them. I think we're going to do an entire episode, I think for now. We're going to answer their medical questions.

Yeah, people send us your medical questions and we're just going to answer them one by one by one, because we know what we're talking about. And that's not sarcastic. That's going to be good for us. So the bizarre case came to light after a dude walked in and he was like, man, I keep on puking, dude. And I'm real nauseous. I got a lot of pain.

And they're like, well, what now? What happened there? Yeah, he wasn't able to tolerate any food or drink. It's weird. And he hadn't had a bowel movement in 24 hours, which, oh my God, I've been watching these extreme eating competitions, beard versus food. Is this guy's got a big beard and he eats a bunch of food, but they're all skinny. All the people doing the eating competitions are skinny now.

We actually talked about that's actually fairly normal. I remember there was that one Asian girl. But back in the day, they were so small. Yeah, yeah. Remember though, but then the fat men weren't even good at competitive eating. They were hitting the lip. They're hitting the ceiling, because only so much you can do, because the fat compresses the stomach.

You actually have to be, you have to be on the skinner side, because it allows the stomach to expand. Absolutely. Now they're also working out. You ever, have you seen our hot dog boy? I've seen our hot dog boy. All of our hot dog boys. He's looking good.

So anyway, so the doctor said, okay, so you're feeling sick. You haven't pooped in 24 hours. Let's do a little CT scan. And this is where, if you're a doctor, how fun, because this is where you're like, Steve, Steve, come in here really quick. Come in here. Look at this. Because they have to have this.

Come in, come in. What do you think that is? Sir, did you wrap a condom in a banana and eat it, sir? No. No, okay. Well, it seems to be obstructing his small intestine. So the patient reportedly had a history of depression and copped it, which is sad. Maybe we should try to play Mario Kart with his intestines.

I don't know. Yes, well, it certainly led to a bit of a blockage and he had a bit of a bowser effect. So he copped to swallowing the prophylactic covered fruit. And again, as Henry said, in a fit of hormonal rage, and then they did end up taking it out. But it was like a whole surgery. What's the hormone part of the beginning? She swallowed it. It's not like he chewed it.

But you know where they got it out of? His pooper. Yeah, I mean, yeah, of course. Because then it's closer to the butt than just the mouth. Yeah. It's got to be much more complicated to go back through. Yeah, he's going because by that point, he's already headed towards the door. Yeah.

Right. And he's got to be, he's got to be careful. He's lucky his doctor wasn't a monkey. Oh, he would have eaten that. Oh, it would have been like that awesome scene. And nope. Oh, yeah, I love that. Oh, I love that.

I think he's going to make an entire movie just about that. Oh, I can't wait. But anyway, so the dude, he's been three days in the hospital where some people are having cancer. Other people, they fell and they broke their leg. I got banana butt. You got banana butt. And then he was able to poop and eat.

And they said, well, once you're pooping and once you're eating, you can get on out of here. So the report read two weeks after the operation, he was tolerating a low fiber diet without a nausea or vomiting. Oh my God. And then they say he had a return of normal bowel movements. And his pain was well controlled. It's just not even sexual because that's going up the butt.

It's just going in the mouth. And again, hormonal rage. Oh, man, it was just different hormonal rages. I just watched sales from the crypto and I eat about $50 worth of Chinese food. Yes. And that is hormonal rage. At six months, he continued to endorse

normal bowel patterns and diets. He was able to slowly resume his active lifestyle and did not have any major concerns. But again, the main question is why? Why do you fucking keep the oranges away from him? I don't know what he's going to do next. Yeah. Because an orange, I can't fit through anything.

I guess it's about him choking it down. Then I choose, I'm so confused, but hey, you know what? There before the Greeks, you gotta go, why? Because I've never been really in this situation where I've been so desperate, sitting wondering, oh, I want to jam one of the monkey fingers inside of one of these condoms and I want to force him down my throat because guess what?

I'm doing me tonight. Do you tonight absolutely make it a blockbuster night? Stay in, shove something up your butthole and really enjoy the most recent Seinfeld season eight. I do want to say if there's one more serious story I want to cover before we get into more of the serious, we have more, we have sillier topics today. We do.

I mean, we don't even have that much longer to go. But anyway, for this guy, the doctors say usually there's drugs in there. Nah, but he just had a banana. So maybe he was practicing. I think that we all get confused. I think that we all get confused. And because again, just choking down the condom as a whole,

that just takes so much hormones. It just takes a lot of hormones and you just got to be really, you know, keep your head in a swivel out there. Well, my last story is this couple in Tasmania that posted a bunch of pictures of them fucking a fish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, the fish video. Which does seem to be much more real.

It makes, no, I mean, I'm saying, because I know you've been spreading the lines about Tom Cruise, who is someone that I respect now because he does his own stunts. But he's still like, he's hiding Shelly Miskovic. Of course, no, I'm just saying that he does his own stunts. Yeah, we know. We all know.

It takes me very little to be like, he's the only one that Scientology worked for. But these people, the Tasmanian police, have urged the users to delete the photo because... It's a woman, I'll put it right here. It's a couple that it's, I guess it's, it is interesting that they've, they've... It's a trout.

They've asked them to please take it down very politely. I guess it's not illegal. You can have sex with a trout, I guess. I guess if it's your trout, I guess you could do whatever you want. But there's one still from the video that's still up that it's just a trout sucking on a woman's titties. There you go.

That's one lucky trout. But I do think it's got to be, it's got to hurt because it's got little teeth in it. Buddy, that's what they're into. She is a, she's an interesting energy filled woman, whoever she is. So for anyone who was like... You see the one her holding the fish up,

like a surprise? I did. Yeah. For anyone who was like, the internet is going to bring us peace and harmony. It's bringing us together. For those that don't remember, about six months after the internet was invented,

there was a picture of a man getting his dick sucked by a fish. And I think that went pre-viral. That was before social media. And there's lemon party. But that was, that's good old fun. That just happened right away. Yeah. So it's never not been what that is.

No, no, no. Yeah. They just, they're bored, you know, in Tasmania. I don't even know what they got going on down there. I didn't know Tasmania was real until it was like 30, dude. I really thought it was just that, I thought it was, I thought it was a loony tune creation. I had no clue Tasmanian devils were real.

Because it's important to think globally, act locally. And so you just know, you just consume with the map you got in front of you. I think you think. Think globally, act locally. Because you can get to local. And you can think about the world. Yeah.

But then why are you talking French? You know, I'm thinking global, acting local. Spear talking off jobs. How do the French sound? What you're doing is a tactic that I like to do to called log jam and log jam in the conversation. So that everyone leaves. Because everybody can see, because they do have to be.

It's helpful with the police. I'm the condom and I'm the banana. And I'm in your rectum. Oh, great. I guess I will wait to this story. Maybe next week we'll cover it a little bit more detail when there's more information. But Morgan Dobb, that is a PA woman, Pennsylvania, 26 years old.

She shot and killed her parents and then herself in a murder suicide pack. Jesus. Where she put out a video on the internet on YouTube, under the name, I don't know how much longer this is going to last called lioness arising. It's a long, rambling video where she talks about abdicating the throne of England

about how she's the next queen. She didn't do a lot of self editing. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's no like cool wipes. There's no cut to like fun footage. There's no cute cat videos in it. But so she's not, so she was the queen. And then she says, you know what?

I've given it up. I think that she had a mental breakdown, but her parents were so religious with her. Basically in this video, she sort of cops the idea that I am the Antichrist and I've been born. I'm the perfect choice for the Antichrist, which is why I'm going to be the queen of England. But then, you know, I think she's on it.

She's getting a whole other world Bible. We're not getting. She's reading a book we haven't received. But then somehow her parents, because they're saying that there is evidence that points to the fact that the parents like allowed her to shoot them, that they believed her or whatever she was saying.

And they made some form of pact saying, I'm going to, I'm the Antichrist and I'm going to kill you because you created the Antichrist. And they went, yep, checks out. Well, then do you get away with it? If they agree, if they like sign the paper. I mean, they're all dead. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, she's dead too. Everybody's dead. Yeah. So it's like, it's all just a story. It's just like, it's just like fucked up. And you know, you just got to, you just got to be careful when you have children's way. I was watching one of those explore

with us videos last night about a 15 year old that murdered his mother with a sledgehammer, completely out of the blue. Like literally she had no idea. They were like sending like fun tech specs in each other back and forth, you know. And you should never know. You never know what you made.

You don't know what they're doing in there. Yeah. Most of the time your son's just in there masturbating, but one out of 10 times, he's in there thinking that he's going to be the next king of England. And that's not good. Go back to masturbating.

Go back to masturbating. Honestly, I think that's maybe a good thing to do is supply them with porn. They don't need to be supplied with porn. They can get it on their own. They created it in their mind. Also, if that's the worst thing your kid is doing, you're doing just fine.

I can't imagine, I guess. I don't know what it must be like again to be a parent and walk into a 14 year old boys bedroom. Oh, which I, I, I wear a mask and wear a mask. And I just, yeah, I just go in with a steam shoe. I just literally would blast it with a hose. Just thinking about my room. That was like, all right.

Well, let's do a year of the week. Shall we? Yeah, sure. All right. This week's year of the week is Elvis Presley's diet. Yeah. So, because, you know, last week I opened over the little bit of a, I set up with fact that was immediately then proven

to be false. What? Because I said, in my mind, I was like, you know, I'd heard, I'd heard tell that Elvis wasn't as fat as we thought we he was, but then I looked it up. He was actually very obese. Towards the very, like the very end. But anyway, it's, we're, we're beginning to understand just

a little bit more of what his food lifestyle was like. Yeah, it was a lifestyle. For those that don't know, I'm sure you do, but he died alone in his bathroom at the age of 42. Which is really sad. It was so young. And then he also was, he was pushing too hard because he was on all the pills.

He was on all the pills. He was 350 pounds and he gained all of that weight in just five years. Wow. What he would do was consume 10,000 to 12,000 calories a day. And he would eat something called a fool's gold loaf. Well, this was his, that was his. He, and that's the story because you ever heard,

have you heard this story? Oh, I know the story. It's like a famous story where he would said to the Memphis mafia, oh, everybody, we got to get on point. We got to go to Colorado. And that's what they did. They went to Colorado to get his favorite sandwich. The fool's gold loaf.

And so what is that you would say? Well, it's a hollowed out loaf of bread. It is. It's an entire loaf of bread. An entire loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, a jar of jelly, several packs of fried bacon. It's 9,000 calories. And that was one of his favorite dishes.

He also had the fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. That's very famous. And he had his, he had his apparently his cook. He had her remake it five times until he got, she got the formula right. And she said that what you'd have to do is she said the trick was what Elvis left is that you needed a full stick of butter for each sandwich.

That's what he liked. And he gave him what he wanted. He was just like, I'll tell you what, no matter where I go, you got to, you got to drop with me. Well, there you go. You know, and that's a man who knew what he wanted. And he would get on a plane and he'd go get that 9,000 calorie sandwich, which is still to this day sold at the,

this restaurant. I want to get it. I want to get it called the Colorado Mine Company. It looks kind of delicious, kind of disgusting, kind of perfect. I sent this to Eddie. Like at large until, you know, like, hey, let's think of this.

Was he offended? He actually, what he was offended at was the price of the sandwich, which is 37.95. Yes. And he was like, it's a full jar of peanut butter, a full jelly but you're taking me. That's what I thought is not cheap. That's what I'm saying.

But I said to Eddie and he said that markup is criminal. No, that's what he said. It's a restaurant. He said, well, Eddie is my restaurant like knowledge man. Yeah. But it's, it's a full fucking jar of this stuff. It's not just like a little sandwich. I am now Eddie.

You are what I said. That's literally what I said. He was just like, that's preposterous. So he was getting mad at the menu just for sear. Just like hormonal rage. So the diet of Elvis Presley is also. We better watch Eddie because if this is that, if this hormonal rage just start now and we know we

lost bananas, he eats like three bananas a day. He's a banana guy. This is what according to author James Gregory wrote on a book, the Elvis Presley story, he says, note for his future wife, Elvis loves enormous breakfast complete with sausage, bacon, eggs, fried potatoes, home baked rolls and coffee. He has a tremendous appetite of breakfast. He goes on to say his wife should never develop.

His wife should never develop elegant or expensive taste. So he, so he's like, if you even think about having caviar. Was him kind of fish. He said that he also he loved burnt salmon that was covered in sugar. He liked sugar glaze and had to be. But he was a dude. He was on the tip of the spear of the bacon. I actually think bacon is a little bit over high.

Well, now, well, that's not a thing. It became me once it became me, I'm a fire, they never got into the bacon. I like bacon, but it's fine. But he was, I mean, you know, whatever. He was the first one to candy it. Yes, he was. I don't know if he was the first one to ever candy it, but he liked it to be candy.

He also between peanut butter fried food. He also loves his meat. This is what he said. How much I love this subject is that I didn't even comment the fact that this is not a human or hero or even like even in a story. I just like, I just love this. Every meal he ate had to contain some sort of meat, whether it be roast meat, hamsticks, boneless chicken, hamburger steak, meatloaf.

And of course, Bressley loved everything with the bacon. Me too. Well, he called us with his special, with his special balls. What do you call him? When he put him around the Elvis's party meatballs. Everest's party meatballs. Those are meatballs covered in bacon. I can't wrap it in bacon.

Oh, I can love them. He is, this is why I'm all shook up. This is, I can relate to him. Oh, of course. The only world-class celebrity where I was like, that's all you do. You just want to eat. So it'd be like, we just did a weekend with him. We wouldn't have to hang out.

We wouldn't have to have absinthe with any weird ass creepy people. Tripping balls and fucking meatloaf, dude. Just eat, eat, eat, eat. Can you imagine a life where it could have been you, me? We got Chris Farley, Elvis. Memphis Mafia. James Gandolfini. Oh my God.

That dinner. Let's bring John Candy over there. John Candy with that dinner. With that fat man celebration. A real, a real celebration. We don't even, we got to fucking, we got to get a crew of fucking fat boys together. Another one of his favorite sandwiches.

We got to get a crew together. We got to go out and go someplace and get fucking, like, big, large format eats. And everybody comes in like, I want to go to a place and the waiter says like, stop, stop doing, stop. What are you doing? Yeah, that's what I meant. Do you remember, we got close that one time.

Where? Do you remember when it was like, it was the second meal, we had that one big Vegas trip where we went. And we just kept ordering the food. And then because we were hammered, the woman looks like literally being like, this is enough. Yeah. This is enough.

And then, and then, ah, man, I want to get chased out. Yes, indeed. Like John Panette. There you go. John Panette, another fantastic man who happens to be dead. They're all dead. Like every single person that you mentioned. I'm active.

I'm going to lose a little weight. But after I lose a little, then we can eat a bunch. That's the goal. Another one of his favorite sandwiches was burnt bacon crumpled on top of mayonnaise, canned black olives, chopped pecans between white bread. Yeah. And you, but you know what?

Just to save a little bit of calories. He had his crust removed. Hey, man. Hey, it's a lot of bread. You don't want to carve up too much. You know, he's not running marathon. You like toys to rock or fellas. So anyway, I just read this article and now I'm hungry.

I'm salivating. I know he's dead and like, it's bad. And like, technically, this is supposed to be like a caution, cautionary tale. Side stories, LPOTL, the Gmail, the comment. If you have any dietary like, if you want to ask us about kind of like, your, our advice as to how to help your diet and your nutrition, nutritional values, just send those out.

We'll help you write it. We're going to go through each one of these emails. We're going to have a medical advice episode. This article also says snack time was all the time because he had his morning snack was four scoops of ice cream with six chocolate chip cookies on top of that. He would eat coconut cake made by the, made by his beloved mother.

Yeah. And during the entire day, Presley would sip on his favorite sodas, Pepsi, Nespits, orange. Hey, these are old, old chest, a black cherry. So he, you know, I'm going to say this, sadly enough, the addiction that he did have was maybe worse for you than heroin. Well, that's what we talk about all the time.

I remember when my mom went to overeaters anonymous for a period, and they do talk about that because again, did they cover fat Elvis in the new movie? Well, they made him as fat as they could. Okay. I mean, like he probably, they put some padding on him. I, again, I liked Austin Butler. I liked his performance.

Well, now he's stuck in it. Is he eating like this? I don't know. So, but I don't know. Well, I understand. He's like a sexy looking guy. And then you talk, well, yeah, yeah, they're mama. Oh, they're mama.

You know, like, yeah. And one way it's intake, antiquated, antiquated, right? But on the other side, right? You're kind of like, yeah, call me darling. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Crazy, crazy boy. This is what Elvis said. This is the longest year of the week segment ever. It is so long. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But he just said, food is the only thing I get enjoyment from.

Yeah, it's sad though. You should have looked forward to the live performances. Oh my God, even when he was in the hospital on a strict diet, he would call his, he would call his chef, Mary, and ask her to smuggle in hot dogs and sourcrumbs. I should put it in my mouth. I can't move my hands. Okay.

Come on. I just want to put it in my teeth. So Elvis's diet, you are a hero of the week and a hero of the week. Either way, it's just so unbelievably impressive, but it is so sad as well. Because again, it was just those five years there that he ate himself to death.

And then he died on the toilet. That's how it goes. This is one of the greatest of all time. He earned that death. And I think that's important. Could he still be alive? He said, yeah, he would be 87 years old. Wow.

Yep. Got nuts. So let's do some listener emails. And basically what I have here is some, I have one cool update, which is, why did all those children die with kites? Dude, I had no idea. I know I got a bunch of DMs.

I didn't know there were kite fighting. I didn't know there was a fucking thing. I didn't know. And there was apparently, there's also a famous book called The Kite Runner that I remember that I was working at Borders, but I never read the book because it seemed boring at the time. But now it does seem interesting.

But this is interesting. So they said, apparently the kids in India, it is common, a common sport for kids in India to do competitive kite battles. And a lot of times they do the attach razor wired or a portion of the twine holding the kite so that they angle the rope so as the kites go, you could maybe snip off one of the other lines

so that kite would float up to the sky, right? Where you'd go and like, the goal is you have a group of kites going and so that there's only one kite left, like King of the Head. Right. It does seem exceptionally dangerous now. Well, now we know. But they say that this is,

it's such a part of their culture, according to some of our listeners, is that a lot of times the one thing that they do is they create like a slurry using broken glass and glue. They crush up a bunch of light bulbs and they make it real fine. It's sort of like a, it becomes us. And then they use glue.

A cat and nightnails. Yes. And they put it on the line and it makes it super, super sharp, right? It's like, it really fucked things up. But they said that one of these things that seems to be a vaguely common occurrence is that after one of these events, this razor wire is kind of left hanging from stuff sometimes.

So they talk of one listener wrote a story about like a guy on a scooter getting his neck fucking sliced open by a piece of wire, a piece of this kite wire that has been razor-fied hanging down. And but like, they don't do anything about it because they say that they want it to,

it's such an important part of the culture that they don't know how to stop it. If you bring razor wire to the beach, you leave with that razor wire. And that's what I'm saying. How many times do I have to say it? You bring your own razor wire. That's what I do everywhere I go.

You leave with it. Yeah. Oh yeah. This is really crazy. Yeah. People just, but yes, it's one of those things that you just have to be careful of when you're there. You got to keep your head in a swivel. Because I don't know. I'm going to say the thing that could solve all of this

is just international battle bots. I can't wait. I haven't seen it either way. No, I want to. I searched it. That's how we fix CTE. That's how we fix war. Because we just have,

I do believe in sort of the kaiju slash like giant mecha version of anime. And maybe what we should do is every country should have one giant robot. And then if we want to fight the country, the robots fight. It's like that fantastic film. I forgot to only play it on the name.

Pacific Rim. Pacific Rim. But that was fighting a common enemy of an alien. Right. Versus. Because I'm actually kind of interested because I'm wearing my Evangelion shirt today. Oh, that is kind of interesting. Do you like that?

Yes. Yeah, you said watch it with me. Hi, what? I love it. Yeah. Have you seen Evangelion? Yeah, I watched it. When after Kevin passed, we watched all of Akura. Yeah, you watched.

Yeah, yeah, because we needed to do it. Which was awesome. And then you watched it. You didn't watch any Naruto or anything. No, I'm sorry, Naruto. That's what we watched. Oh, you did watch Naruto. Naruto.

Yes. Because that's what he loved was Naruto. And then, but before that, Holden was in an Evangelion phase. So we watched all of those. And it was cool. I mean, I sat there. It's fucking a mine open, dude. It's mind blowing, dude.

I didn't quite get blown from it. Yeah, it's because you didn't fucking let it in, doll. I got it. You should watch it again, dude. I get it. Keep watching it, man. I was watching till everybody leaves. There's something when you're with Holden.

Well, we love Holden. But there's something when he's like, yeah, just go blow your mind. Like it immediately makes my brain. I put it to brand my brain together. You just don't believe him. I can't. That's fine.

I can understand. You don't believe me? You didn't. But so next week, I'm going to cover a couple of these little other emails. But we went because, again, we went real deep on the diet. We really did do that.

But I do want to last little listener email. It's referencing your last episode of Side Stories and Henry's inquiry into the size of Redhead Come. As a bisexual dude, as a fan of the ginger clan and a bit of a manhore in my younger days, I can say with authority, the following. Redhead, dude, shoot the weakest loads. That's number one.

Think of it as they said. What? They just said it's puddles. This is just puddles. Puddles sounds like it's not the weakest load at all. It sounds like they created an entire puddle that could then have an aquifer that could then create duck life.

I see, I view mine as sort of like a spill. And then then. Yeah, that's less than a puddle. Yes. And then. Why did he say that? Number two, Redhead women are the diametric opposite.

Their orgasms are the most juicy. Ugh. First of all, I don't like the term juicy. This is a listen. This is a listener wrote this to me to read to you. I just don't think that he would. He's like, if it creates a puddle of semen. Well, no, it's small puddle.

I think that maybe he wasn't with the right Redhead. And I wouldn't invite that man over to my house tonight. Come on, Trim old chick out his wares. Come on down to see what kind of juicy business slinger. He is. He's been slinging stick old soup. You gotta go check out some of that ham soup. He's got them balls.

Oh, yeah. Give him a, give him a lick. I always call it my stinko soup. That's real nice there. And it's real, real nice. But I'll get to some real letters next week. Great. Yeah, I sort of ambushed the entire episode there.

But no, I don't mind is interesting. I will literally devote several episodes of side stories talking about his diet. Yeah, I would just call. I don't know what happened though. I would literally do what you just did again next week. So because of how excited it makes me. It's a different time, huh?

Well, no, James Gandolfini died the same way, kind of. Yeah. But she was carrying a tourney and he was never like a sex symbol. Elvis gave it all up. Women want it, but women want it. But no, you'd say though, but even fat Elvis could sling it. Oh, of course, he's still an Elvis. Yeah.

Because you remember how like he began every concert by mouth kissing the entire front row of women. Yeah. I mean, every single concert began like that. So women were ready to go. Oh yeah, he was cool. I've heard that he was not necessarily the most exceptional lover.

No, not towards the end. Yeah, but he was full of bowels. He was full of peanut butter. But at the same time, you know, and it's obviously, you know, he had the weird stuff with, you know, because technically, Priscilla was like 12 or whatever, right? You know, that was again, that was when he was young and skinny. There you go.

Different optic when she's 12 and he's 350 pounds. And poorly, Samarit, she's dead as well. Dude, I was surprised how young she was. Yeah, I know. It's very sad. She's been famous, I guess, for a long time. Seems stressful. Seems like she wanted to talk a little bit

about the Wuhan leak. And she was shot down. All right. Yeah, we're ending a little controversial. So make sure you love your career and hold it in high esteem and you do everything possible to not lose it. Right? Yeah.

But sometimes you just got to laugh. And even within your laughter, you might destroy everything you've ever built and created because you wanted to make a single person in your sphere laugh. There you go. Right? And then you don't know, but that's why you've got to love. Live?

No, live. Because I did opposite. Oh, you did it. Yeah. You just got to live knowing for a fact that, you know, you ain't that precious. Oh, right. Well, thank you.

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