Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Bean Bandits

Episode Date: September 22, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: bean bandits strike fear in the hearts of the UK citizenry, a Robert Durst update, sex robot philosophy, a pedophile judge eats a bunch of SD cards, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started Kissel has so many tiny coffees in front of him right now. Yes, so many tiny coffees to keep me going You have these are you have three Coffee is in front of you because I'm not doing my rock stars anymore because it was starting to turn bull up turn Bull up my inner goods. Well you talking about I've been pitching getting you a rock star ad campaign You can't turn back now. You're the rock star of last podcast on the left. I will drink for I'm just not having it right now I'm gonna wait until we're on tour

And then I'll have it because then I'm truly living the rock star lifestyle You are the person if I was honestly if I was gonna turn to you and if you told me I drink their energy First of all definitely believe it right number one number two. You have the rock star body Buddy, it's awake. Isn't it you already isn't that the key to being a rock star is being awake unless your Keith Richards It's truly if you are built like an unemployed roadie, you know, I mean like you Employee, I mean, but then it's not as funny Because then it's not are you a roadie or you're just a big weird man who hangs up like a Tars Then it's just the saddest man on the history. You know moving that amp. Hey, you need help moving that amp

I can turn the knobs. I don't want to do all the knobs and stuff I was fired three times by limp biscuit in this last year alone. Yeah, limp biscuit more like lump biscuit I can turn up to 11. Remember that movie. I could turn up to 11 sir. Sir. I have some rock stars Oh, that is so sad. You're gonna be selling them just like that Welcome to side stories everyone. I am Ben hanging out with Henry. Yeah, hope everyone is doing well out there. They're fine I think they're doing a fucking better be man. Get your shit together, man God knows you're gonna be doing better than the majority of people we discuss This show we do have do we have any updates up top?

Of course, we do we always do the Murdoch family man the Murdoch murder mystery The Murdoch family murder mystery rolls off the tongue. He does it's very easy to say it is getting more complicated as it goes How could it be more complicated? His son and his daughter his son and his wife are both dead. He was Shot on the side of the road barely. That's the other thing. He showed up And they did a picture of him showing up as arraignment. So again last week. We did our breaking news We gave you our update saying that Alex Murdoch did admit a guess or he was the man who shot him Right the guy who quote-unquote shot Alec Murdoch on the side of the head who was a man who went by the name The only man who was arrested thus far. I believe because he's also the only man who is piss-broke and has no power whatsoever

So in this entire scandal, I actually have the most sympathy for the only person that's been arrested Yes, his name is Curtis Edward quote-unquote Eddie Smith. That's not a nickname that you need to like Put in quotes, you know, I mean it was like Lucky Dollar Smith, right? Something to do with like pickles or like some it would be like Eddie shoe leather Rochester. Oh, that's interesting That's a nickname. Otherwise, it's just short for Edward Right has been arrested by saying that he came forward and saying that I helped stage the murder of Alec Murdoch So that his surviving son would be able to get the ten million dollar like life insurance payout in order for him to Live a full life even though obviously now the Murdoch family is sliding into a river of

Crime and shame to be honest the one living son. He's fine. Mm-hmm If you're the living son, you're kind of like, you know what? My family was a colossal pain in the ass Maybe I can live a normal life now. Well Buster the second son obviously It is the name of the hyper vial of second son. He might be implicated in another murder. Oh, and we also don't know Oh, that's right. That's what kicked off this entire frickin thing. Yes. Well, Paul the one. Oh my god. Yes, right? He was in trouble with the murder. He was It's complicated, but what they're saying now is so Smith the man that allegedly was in cahoots with Alec Murdoch The patriarch of this family he has charged. He's been charged with this idea that he's helped

Create this crime and he was the mastermind of this thing It also turned out that Smith was probably Alec Murdoch's pill dealer. He was his own drug dealer, right? But now old Eddie Smith saying I'm getting framed. He said Alec Murdoch's trying to push me into this Alec Murdoch I think that he's probably right. It's quite possible Alec Murdoch has just turned himself into jail Which is now we get the actual pictures of his arrangement Pictures of him in of his arraignment the thing about Alec Murdoch is I thought that he was shot in the head right here This catastrophic move. Oh, yeah, he was covered in bandages. He was like he was like dark man I was like, don't look at me. Don't look at me

Do you remember Chevy Chase when he was in that one movie we play the invisible man? Of course. I don't know why I'm thinking about that Sure, not a scratch on him Alex Alec Murdoch looks like he just got a haircut as a matter of fact He's got there's no wound on him. I do I do love that ar-15 new salon where they shoot the hair off of you They are so good at it. That's where I go because they go for the five hairs. It's easy to really isolate them But now there's another murder attached to Murdoch family. No, this is the other son No, this is the housekeeper. Oh my fricking Lord. Flora Satterfield, she apparently had it would have quit a tragic trip and fall Accident. Yes, I also heard this. Yes on the property on the Murdoch family property

Oh my god But they're now saying that they believe that it's Possibly connected to Paul Murdoch who killed the other woman in the but the boating accident right now The son who was dead the son who was dead that according to emails that I was not allowed to read on the air Apparently Paul has a little does a rumor that Paul has a rage problem and very violent What and he was known to be very violent and that's part of the reason why everyone was so scared on the boat that night If you listen to the transcripts if you listen to the recording of the 91 one call That night and they're all talking about how scared they are of him

They're saying that apparently Gloria Satterfield fell down a flight of stairs while at home great Anyone actually falls on a flight of stairs and dying. I am so scared. I'm so scared of that That is like one I don't want to die like that dying in a home accident Sounds like the saddest thing on the face of the well I'm gonna say in order to prepare for war you've got a purpose in order to prepare in order to prepare for peace You've got to prepare for war in this case. You're gonna get one of those seats that then Lifts you up. Oh my god. All the all of those commercials. I watch my faux television entertainment news And it's all old people commercials. Mm-hmm, but man they complain about their lives

They are just getting escorted everywhere by these robot slaves your little chair. You get to go up and down It's so much more fun than walking up and down the stairs But anyway back to the Murdoch family. It seems like every one of them is horrible Yes, and they were trying to apparently they the Gloria Satterfields family They obviously sued them for wrongful death, right? And then there was some charges to make maybe we're gonna pop up But that was quickly quelled by a half million dollar payout to the Satterfield family which happened to help them very much Well, honestly, that's when it comes down to it. You're gonna kill my fucking grandmother. Give me half a million dollars

Dude, I'll take more than a million bucks if you're half a million if you're gonna kill my grandmother That's pathetic. You can't kill the maid the maid has to be the one that kills the family. I really I always hope that I always Hope they'll finally one chance maybe one day a maid will get a chance to kill a family I think they have before but this is you know, this is a winding road of crime that we'll get to obviously We're nowhere near the end of this get your updates here and it fits news.com where they give a lot of the up-to-the-minute Murdoch family I've heard interesting things about that news So The son who is dead Paul. He is attached to one murder. He is dead. The wife is dead the now the

Buster the older son Buster. He is alive He was looking for the ten million dollar payout or is all of this just happening Unbeknownst to him because his name is Buster and he might still just be burning eggs in the kitchen right now as we talk I just imagine a man named Buster like this weird like inbred South Carolina son. They don't know what to do with him He's going like all I understand daddy. Whoa. He can't kill. Why can't we kill the lessons? We got to be able to kill the lessons then us and him that's just your impression of holding me nearly listen listen So now Buster, I'm with you. All right. I come down. We do need to kill a lot of these lessons But we got to do it legally using the health programs of this great country of us

All right, so big pop of Murdoch he has He's in trouble. He has given himself to the state at this point They gave him a $20,000 bond so he's immediately out and they're immediately saying like hey Don't you even think about leaving town now? You incredibly rich person and again the only person that's been detained and arrested and currently behind bars Oh, Eddie Smith is any shoe leather Smith. It's a whole shoe. Let's call him shoe leather old shoe leather there who again I'm really just he just set up a theater scene. Yes, and he just performed his role and Technically out of all of the horrible people in this story. He is the most innocent

He and of course the cleaning and the house them the maid. All right now Eddie Listen, all right I know it's gonna be against your natural impulses to shoot me right because I'm your whoa whoa hey Eddie now All right now now before we we gotta talk about it before you start shooting right thing is I'm wanting to aim for the Most top part of my head. Okay, just because I just want to make sure we get it clean Just whether whoa Eddie now quick quick shooting low. You can hit me in the gut It would have been fun as hell to get a couple of pops in that big old man's Frickin head anyway moving on to further updates. We haven't really covered this story too much

Of course anyone who's watched the fantastic documentary the jinx, you know what we're about to talk about Yeah, I'm there just cuz I smell Beverly rice belt Beverly wrong Robert Durst in this trial It seems as if this tail has taken forever He has finally been found guilty of murdering his best friend Susan barman When does he get arrested? When does he get released from jail for reasons of COVID? He may I don't know how fast you think he gets like he is the only person that COVID is scared of because he's so manipulative He is also Been charged of course with the cover-up of his wife's disappearance

The execution style of Susan barman that took place in 2000. It has taken again 21 years He is now 78 years young of course his wife She disappeared in 1982. So it is safe to say as a matter of fact, Henry. I'll ask you is this man a serial killer He's getting close to it illegally the with the legal terms. What I think it's three Is it three so then it would be because it's the it's the wife the roommate or the neighbor and then his best friend But I think technically to make it legally Serial killing it needs to have a cooling off period like I guess that he did have that I guess he might yeah He's legally a serial killer. Yeah, I mean, he's definitely killed a lot of people. So anyway, so he's rich

He's not nice isn't that nice. He's going away forever at this point But as we've seen he is one of those people that seems to have really taken well to jail I hate the pictures are just hilarious You know what I think I think some people like the structure and then it's nice because I feel like if you Learned about Robert Durst know that he was he was a very strange man very weird and he had a very hard time I think just living life in general and in a way I imagine prison makes your life much simpler It probably offers the structure that he never had in his

Oh the sympathy for the super wealthy But he did not have much structure obviously, but I also wonder do you think that somebody like him has probably kept out of Genpop I don't think he's not and probably all the lawn in the midst have you seen the pictures Of him hanging out with prisoners. No, dude. Just google robert durst in prison He is like flashing gang signs. Everyone is smiling. He has like so much fun It looks. Oh my god. It's the same thing with david burkowitz. Look at the smile on his face Yeah, that's what I'm saying

No, he's like hanging out like he's he's doing the hard style pose It's like an nwa cover. What is he doing? He loves it So his friend burman's body was found December 24th in the year of 2000. Why is he doing this? It's like he's playing pick a basketball. I'm telling you he loves it Wow Yeah, she was shot in the back of the head her purse with her id and cash were inside We're sitting on the kitchen days. Some people love prison Big hurt talks about that all the time because you get used to I guess that well the term is

Institutionalized, right? Well, when I had a chance to speak with larry lotten on ablingon's top I'd highly recommend larry lotten's awesome. Have you seen his youtube channel? No, he's the number one jewel thief in the world. He did 11 years. No shit. He's fantastic Be careful around him with your with the engagement ring. Not anymore though. He's reformed. I don't know. Are they though now? He's making all money off of youtube, which is Ah, that's the ultimate grift. Um, but yeah, you tell shit. It's normal. It's just becomes normal Anything humans are very adaptable. Look at people who live in total filth like hoarders Look at something like edgine, right? You think of it like that life to him became like a normal life

Absolutely go to his little room He'd play with his dried pussies and shit like the way you play madden and guess what you know What's the best part about him? He's played in pussies the thing is yeah, there are no winners or losers Yeah, there are whoever was attached to the pussy. They were dead They didn't even fucking know. Did edgine really commit any crimes? Let's really talk about it. Let's open this up. Yeah, those were bad He had less murders than robert durst. If he never committed those two murders then absolutely the man just goes He's just david lynch. He he is kind of like david lynch. David lynch puts a lot of roadkill in his work He doesn't like you've ever seen his paintings

Uh, I don't think so. He finds like dead things like dead birds and shit Yeah, and then he just like paints over him like he puts him on canvases and stuff It's interesting, but it can smell isn't the bird doing most of the work then or the roadkill. No, no, no No, he's a roadkill like co-later. He's a he He would never be able to appreciate the roadkill in the way that he can put it together in a way that makes sense He he gives it a theme. He said look it's flat Okay, well in the case of durst the the family of kathy mccormick. They're still waiting for justice They are and dare I say they deserve it. Will they ever get it?

Oh, and also, you know Tadley who got closure was the family of gabby potato and looks like they found her body and that's a very very sad story Which we haven't really covered on here only just because it's it's we're we're deep in the murdoch family mystery Yeah, and and of course that story extremely sad and hopefully the uh the individual that caused the murder of that young girl Is brought to justice and of course everyone else is covering it so no need to cover that Yeah, you go get them You know who we're the only ones who covered all the eggings You remember like all of the random eggings. It was in washington, dc

It was in chicago. We were the only ones who covered it You know, we're the only people who are going to cover the next story, which is beans People are hitting people with beans now this in the uk. This is very uk. This is very uk, but they're not hitting people with beans Henry they're hitting people with cans full of beans. No, which dare I say No, it's not that's what they're saying right now It's like their people are really getting upset at first because they were like, oh, they're throwing cans of beans No, it's not cans of beans are you kids are putting in the work and they're emptying the beans into giant bags And then they're just dumping beans on people and buildings

It is a there are beanings happening all over the uk right now and when it comes down to it I mean you all deserve it because y'all put beans into breakfast Well, which is where they don't belong they don't belong in breakfast It's too much high fiber at the beginning of the fucking day. I like my colon blow But what beans provide and the type of cooking that they do to put it inside of the giant big full breakfast that they do And they've been in the fucking uk all you do is become a fucking Like you I you're like a frozen yogurt machine. It's gonna be full of shit. Just like liquid diarrhea all day Be very careful. Marcus will quit the podcast. He will quit the company. Do not demean the breakfast of the British

I should be allowed to demean it, but I would never cut his access to it. No, he's really truly Unironically everyone listening to this. He unironically loves English food. I mean, that's he truly does but anyway, so apparently this whole beaning Uh, I guess it's like a tick tock thing. Oh, whoa evidently The social media platform is awash with videos of errant beaners people getting meaners and they are identifying themselves with the hashtag bean bandits It's spreading fast. It's going crazy Crazy, uh, tick tock. I guess this is just like the newest thing the kids are doing. I like it, man I I man whatever expresses What the urges that you have because when it comes down to it

I'd rather you be throwing beans on people than stabbing people with syringes filled with com. Do you remember that one last week? That was last week. I feel like there's ways this might this mitigates A little bit of the cum syringes that could be happening then I'm all for it You know, I guess just don't throw any beans on me. I'm gonna be pissed. I'm like a lot of times don't wear nice shoes Oh, absolutely I would be livid naturally if I'm out, but then you're screaming and you're covered in beans and now everyone's like what's wrong with that homeless man You're like, no, no, they did this to me. I also understand Yeah, you know

If you're gonna throw beans on me good on you. You got me. All right. I should be able to avoid the fucking wave of beans I should be able to see the beans coming when it comes down to it. I appreciate the chaos So if you're gonna get me, you're gonna get me. I've come all the way back around. I understand I was the one who got beans and I shouldn't have been there dressed like that and wearing these fucking nice jeans and shoes You're wearing shirts that says chubbies on it Do But uh, I do give some credit to the british Unlike that movie clockwork orange, which tried to make what they did cute which it was not what they did

I don't think that was nothing that was not the aim of a clockwork orange. Technically the new space jam Is the is technically making the clockwork orange people cute I will say Congrats or i'm happy that they took the beans out of the tins because as this article rightfully says A bean tin can break a window it could break your nose Could break your butt. Well, you're you're heading you're heading into hypotheticals here. It's not it's only loose beans It's only loose beans. That's what i'm saying So thankfully no one is throwing the tin because that's really where you get the damage

But if I had to get beamed with beans or an egg Whoo, now. I just need just a toast. Um I think I would rather be beamed because the egg, you know because it's it can ruin your shirt Well, it's all the goose from the egg. Yeah, it's the cum. It's the pre the pre chicken. Yeah It's like a uterus bean thrown at you. Yeah. Yeah, you can really ruin your stuff and they can ruin your car Yeah, I can forever. Oh, yes. So I'd rather get a rebain it Yeah, I'd rather be beamed or dare I say throws throw a couple of scrambled eggs at me Speaking of spilling the beans this one kid spilled the beans on himself by posting pictures of his dead family onto what they call a

Quote-unquote a social media website, which is discord. What could it be? It's discord It's discord. Um, and they uh, he posted pictures of his dead family after he shot all of them And then in a standoff for the place he then killed himself and I just did that to have this egg way For ice, but he spilled the beans the rest of the story is not even that compelling No, it just shows you the difference between American kids And the british again the 15 year old boy. He threatened to commit a school shooting as well Yes, and that's kind of when they didn't then the cops responded. He put up the pictures of his dead family Yeah, I'm about to take this action to the school and then they all showed up and then there was a

A standoff and again, we say the way to understand off is bring stools, but not this time because the kid I think they don't understand the gravity of his situation and then he committed to us There was a situation when I was growing up where A couple of a couple of teenagers they went to the public school and I was like 11 And I was like super scared of them, but now in hindsight they just played music loud Yeah, um, but the man he accidentally shot his friend I mean he was 16 and she was 16 He accidentally shot his friend and then she was dead and then there was a big standoff and then all the other kids

Like they left the party and then he shot himself, but he didn't do it right So then he looks like our space and he has no face Anyway, what i'm saying is he's still in jail. Oh, yeah, man I think that kids can oftentimes get in over their head not that this happened with this kid here This kid obviously well, he's a this is a texas story. So and it's fucked up. It's this type of thing where you're You're a young man and your brain is not formulated yet And you have rage you don't know what to do with and now what we are teaching the kids more and more is the fact that You can get at least a type of response

By killing your family or killing somebody because the rolling stone of blast you they put your your name in the newspapers It's like we're not even gonna say his name because it's such a sad little story But when it comes down to it, you really you know, it's it's not good Yeah, the teen said he killed his family posted the photos on the bodies online Again being people. Yeah, just if you're gonna kill your family instead being them. They'll get just as mad at you Yeah, anyway. Yep. That's that story Anyway, be careful My big what I was saying was that they wiped the name discord from all of the various websites the newsweek article because they're trash

The ones that aren't trash or keep saying a social media website. Maybe it's because they don't know what discord is or if discord's like Hey, how about we just like stop with the whole saying like where the pictures were allowed to go up? Yeah, so law enforcement agencies tracked the teen to a recreational vehicle park near arkansas pass Officers asked him to stop outside of his motorhome, but he refused and then officers heard a single gunshot wound It reminds me the the victims william coburn 63 janna coburn 53 and emma coburn 13 Oh my god, man. You go through so much bullshit to raise a child and then they wipe out the family I'd be so pissed when I'm in hell. Oh, I'd be so pissed I would just be I would be forever upset with my kid and I'd be like why'd you do all that after I

But who knows what the story is that's why with wendy. You know what I mean? She's not gonna kill the family unless you actually only give us all like tome in or something. Yeah, I mean wendy can't hold a gun She's a dog. Not yet Not until my training school finally gets born. You'll see my big investment But that's my that's when I'm gonna be starting investing my money in this training dogs to use guns That is just dumb for that's just as stupid as guns for feet the only people the only The only boy that could stop a bad boy is a good boy with a gun. You are disgusting Well, let's talk a little do you want to let's talk a little bit about love and romance

Oh, we don't are you proposing to me? You trying to turn him because you know how you know how I try to Find a hold of fuck me, right? You roll him around flower and look for the wet spot Come on. You won't get it. You won't get it. Oh, I'm ruining the mood. It's liquid diarrhea. I don't want to find your wet spot Um This is a study we talked about this a little bit on top of it But I want to hear your thoughts Henry because I know you love robots more than I do love robots So I'm unequivocally say I love robots so that this is a part of the the library of information that these robots learn from They recognize and they recognize my voice if there happens to be some kind of massive glitch where they all go something in

I'm respected by them and I'm saved by them Well, again, that is the story of dr. Robotnik, which you are not cast to play aii company tidio tidio They found that 42 of of respondents during a survey said that they want to fuck robots Four in ten said they would sleep with a humanoid robot Men were more likely to say yes at 48 percent and then women were at 33 percent But dare I say I think that's because making the ding dong for the robot is probably more difficult Than making the gusher because it's a vagina seems easier to make we covered that not that long ago

Of the robots that were specifically used for women to have sex with that have like the jerking motions Where you can like but I feel like that's gonna take a that's gonna take a lot of practice because it I mean how long did it take for a man to learn how to do it three seconds Oh, okay, but the thing is that with the jerking machine is that yeah I feel like the hip thrusts of a robot could very easily be not calculated quickly and fucking break your pubic bone or something Or really bruise the inside of your pussy. Well, those are the stories that are coming next Oh your asshole, right? Like you could really fucking do some real damage to your asshole because you gotta be really careful Because your asshole is very very delicate. Absolutely. My thing about fucking robots is

I Can't get erect for just the idea of like a hole That's like connected to a sucking machine, right? Like I can't I am not just into the physical instantiation. No, no I need other sucking machine. It's a full formed. Uh in this case female body You know what you know what it is. I think that while my Penis was inside of the machine and I was fucking and it was going. Oh, Henry. You know how to turn me off Yeah, oh, Henry. Oh, Henry. Give it to me. Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, give it to me every inch Yeah, you have a really programmed to have a horrible voice. Oh, yeah

Coming me coming me boy. You can definitely change the voice on that. I just I'm always I never want to fiddle with settings especially when I'm horny But I think in those moments where your penis inside of it. It's fine But you know what it really bars me from wanting to have sex with a robot or even a humanoid robot Is the moments after because I know that after I come inside of it And then I like, you know, like you're you're in a tizzy, right? Like my the four hairs are standing up I release it from my dick and I you know, and you kind of like You you have to like throw it under the bed and then you essentially just have a dead woman

No, I because unless it because I it would even be worse because if you're fucking with it and you come And it still has herky jerky moments going like coming me big boy coming me big boy Well, it's just like laying on the bed. That's also kind of frightening and then the clarity that comes from coming Like you kind of like look at this thing where its legs automatically Jerking back and forth after you've done, you know, and it's not coming anymore Like it doesn't come. It's a robot, but it's making noises like it is going. Yeah. Yeah Oh, yeah, I can't even how much polish can you give me? You know, like I Know that now I know it's fake again the setting that you have your sex robot on is like that's what's fucked up

Is that if it's in midcoming while you're doing and it's just writhing on the bed now You know, you've been fucking a robot this whole time You better be ready to fuck him my friend because according to dr. David Levy He is the founder of the international congress on love and sex with robots The congress on love and sex with robot who's doing this what What it just like do they just lift whole comment sections from the internet like is it just those? Lonely man, I don't know but anyway dr. Levy says there are people who have feelings of love for their sex dolls So I think the potential is there for a large amount of humans to fall in love with sex robots

I agree, but the tech isn't necessarily there yet as you were talking about however He goes on I am pretty much convinced that by 2050 There will be software that can carry on conversation that would be good as the one you can have with the human I feel like it would just make me feel like a serial killer No, I understand but then wouldn't it get the bug wouldn't it does it scratch that itch? And then so maybe someone doesn't kill an actual girl. I still like yes. Oh that I think is very important That's why I think sex robots are incredibly important for that population Of people that are like are you about to kill someone because you need to nut like you need somebody that's not your hands

To make you nut then that would be fantastic, especially if you can't fully Like like let's say you went to a place where it's sort of like a Like like a den of snow Right, you go to a place, but it's just robots So you go to this place and you can have sex with these robot women, but you question is we're immersed. Would your wife be upset? I think Natalie would be really grossed out grossed out Because it's not cheating because it's with another it's a with a with a role with a robot a being yeah Yeah, it's a it's with a robot. Well, I mean it would be tough to be on like

The duty of cleaning out the pussy like to be a janitor there. I mean that would be kind of funny That's only that's a 12 year old. No, no that's for open micers. Yeah, that's an open mic job That's like you got to do that and then maybe you get to fuck one at the end of the night It would be a great job if you're struggling to make it in the arts in a big city Absolutely, it was it just come could you most time you can hit it with a hose Absolutely get it right up in there of course to clean out the vagina from all of the cums So interestingly enough, there's a gender divide on who would trust AI more. It is weird though I don't know why I don't know why there is women should should love it

Men are they love anime. I know men are twice as likely to trust AI than women which I actually find to be very interesting um Because I mean I guess that just shows you women are already They're already created to compute mass issues And so they they you're not going to trust this robot. No like not at all. They're like I'm out thinking this is a slippery slope towards our new like overlords. Yeah I'm not wet for this. How come I didn't know I could cry, but then you what you did to my brain woman Now I cry now. I'm like, yeah, how do you like it?

Well, you know what men are men are simpler. I think I know it's on some way It's just strange because I've just never been it's like How marcus talks about how they knew guides back in the day like farmers used to have sex with sheep and shit Right? Yeah, a lot of cows, but they said that they wouldn't have sex with the men cows because they thought it was gay But then the whole thing was spiestiality. But anyway, it's just strange the need to have I guess a warm thing to push against you that you're fucking is so important to certain people where like I am not just a sensory like I like my sensory experiences But I like a full sensory experience. I like a torso attached to the pussy

Well, these are and a mind attached to the torso. These are full formed figures with AI technically That's what I'm saying. That's easier. But most men are I think maybe just hung up on just the sucking feeling Right Well, let's move on speaking of sex Of a horrible human nature This story is about a judge who evidently was Looking at children in showers and I guess he put all of this information I'm just gonna call it information on a um on a zip drive

And then an SD card. Yeah on an SD card and people were like the FBI was like, hey, we know what you're doing in there Sound like Norma Donald. Hey And then he said no, you don't and then he ate two Of these SD cards and I guess I don't know what happens there. So that is he committed suicide as well Yeah, that was it. So it's judge Jonathan Gray Newell. He was 50. He was in a Carolina He was in caroline county in maryland. Yep. He did the old fashion wanted to make sure the kids were super clean So he put a bit of a camera inside of the children's showers

Uh, where I guess this was I forgot where this was. This was I guess in his house in his hunting cabin Oh in his hunting cabin. Oh god Oh god And then he he put he put the lenses was facing the shower, of course because if it wasn't he would be dumb on two counts Taking me bad at his job. Um, the youth examined the camera and took pictures of it with his cell phone because they found it They found it. It was in there because the youth was preparing to take a shower I guess he just he didn't even put it in the wall at least chuck berry He applied he actually had a contractor to it. Yeah, he really did

He just left it left it there and they said they he got arrested Uh, they they they brought him into an interview and I guess he said Uh, some kind of they they did something they saw him put some of in his fist into a cup and then they watched him put Pour something from his the cup into his mouth and he said he meant a bunch of crunching noises And then he went into the bathroom and committed suicide She's not okay and not the time to laugh but anyway That's the idea. I've ever just been like Like in the little plastic cups being like

That's one of my favorite. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah Crunching noise So the boy that I'm assuming a boy here actually Yeah, believe it. You know, I could tell it's a boy the way the judge smiles Yeah, uh, so he was born in 2006. So that puts him I guess we're on 15 years old And that's exactly what henry says. So the investigators are like bro. What is going on investigators? What's the deal? I love this episode of seinfeld investigators saw newell reach under his bed They saw his hand closed in a fist and saw him place his fist next to his mouth at this point. They heard two crunch sounds

And so again, he was attempting to eat these two sd cards Um, when investigators examined the recording device that had been placed under the bed It did not contain an sd card Newell was then taken to the hospital for CT scans Which found that that which found that there was possibly a metallic foreign body in his bowel So at some point he did have to shit those out armed with two search warrants Investigators found several digital devices Including an external hard drive that revealed numerous videos videos of minors minor males

Uh shower. I knew it's only a coincidence that that this pedophile was a judge Yeah, no, no way with a person who has a Who is a who is a fetish for children get into a position of power to theoretically get away with his crimes forever Not like the murdoch family when they just did they at least that was simple murder Murder at least that was simple, right? That's not just that's not taken pictures of kids in the bathroom Kind of looks like the guy from my cousin vinny the the cousin who needed my cousin vinny. He does. Is that Ralph Maccio? Yeah, isn't it? I think it is. I think you're right. Yes. Wow. Yeah. He does look like Ralph Maccio. Sorry Ralph Yeah, you know, you're not you. No, you're a great guy. You're you're innocent and all on all charges. We know that

Oh, he's fine. He's he's a fantastic person. I hope so Also, I want to talk about the story from Croatia. Oh, yes, of course. Oh, please Yeah, you love it. This story is like I love these types of um It's it's got to be weird if you have an accident where your mind is wiped They don't even know if that necessarily even happens a lot of times it ends up being like Weirdly like you're trying to hide your previous life of people showing up with amnesia And no one knows who you are and how to figure out how to figure out who the fuck you are It's happened several times throughout history, but this woman is the latest example of it. Uh, she speaks perfect English

This woman was found on a rock In Croatia. She speaks perfect English like a mermaid. Yes And she was around with no documents or phone and she's all busted up, right? She's got this like her face got her face got punched in the face a couple times, right? This woman she appears to be in her 60s. She has cuts and bruises all over her face and body She was spotted by a fisher Uh in this on a rock in the bay near the village of solene, right? No, we're worried that that honestly the stretcher was going to go stop this person

It was going to go talk to this person. He was worried that his boat might uh run up one up run up a ground If you try to get to her because it was this like fucked up spot These like super craggy rocks have no clue how the fuck that she got here, right? Um, they they finally scooped her up. She apparently had appeared to have spent several nights outside Uh, she was visited by bears and wild boar. Oh, did they keep her company and stuff? I guess so given her milk Maybe she went on there and she got to suckle in their teeth and stuff that'd be kind of fun Bear milk do bears give I guess I'm I'm not doing a fuckers thing. I'm not I'm not well, you don't what what fuckers thing

I have nipples. Can you milk me you fucking asshole? You just did it I did it to Natalie the other day. I hate it. I hate it. Um, but they don't know it She was just seem to be dropped out there. They don't know how the hell that she got there On and she has no clue who she is Or what she does or like or where she came from Uh, they they were going to the missing persons register and touring hotels apartment complexes camp sites and other holiday facilities And the vicinity with the woman's photograph and the hope that someone would recognize her and no one has so far

This is in kirk k.r.k kirk This is down any good because you know Croatia is like the fancy place where people go in europe to vacation I've heard Croatia is beautiful. It's supposed to be very nice a lot of club life Yes, indeed. And of course tony cuckoach the Croatian sensation But this is connected to a story that happened in 2005 a person who was known as piano man It was named as Andres Grasil

Uh, he was a german man who was found in england in april of 2005 and when they found him he refused to speak He was soaking wet. He showed up in a suit completely wet He refused to speak and he said the only way he would communicate is that he they gave him a piece of paper And he drew a picture of a piano And they said that he would become he would play songs for hours on the piano Actually play apparently there is there is like this debate that says whether or not one side is saying like he Didn't really play the piano. He would just hit one note in the piano over and over again That's beautiful, but the hospital saying no he played vaguely beautifully

Okay, and they had no clue how to find this person because that's the thing if you won't speak It's very difficult. So he started like apparently like they showed him like he like take a pick He took a piece of paper and then drew a picture of the map of oslo And he was like and they're like he's from oslo and they went to go like show his pictures to people at oslo And they couldn't find anything he did a couple of these things one woman thought he was my husband He had been ran away, but he had bleach blonde hair and it turned out he eventually started talking Oh a month later, and he basically said um, it was all a big old scam Where he was just trying to get away from his family

Um, he didn't want to deal with it. He was just left. He was sick of everything and it just left everything behind and finally Was just like, you know what I can talk and I'm sick of this. I'm german. I'm gay Oh, who which his parents denied. Oh his parents denied him saying to him You know at some point you just need to have communication with your family if it really is miserable to the point that you feign amnesia and and the uh And pretend you're unable to speak then you just gotta Maybe a little couples therapy and then if you have to end the relationship you have to end it Yeah, because according to him that he said he had been planning to commit suicide

Uh, and then he was discovered in the beach in Sheerness. This is in England and he didn't want to talk to the police because he was all upset Right. He was didn't want to talk to him. But then he started to realize he's like, ah fucking I'm not talking to anybody and he started just acting mute when you started playing games with them and shit Just saying like our we're gonna just I guess we're just gonna make this a fun thought exercise for the police I mean in some ways it kind of makes him a sage It didn't some spiritual leader just stop talking and then everyone just inferred their thoughts onto him and then he was like Wow, I must be a genius. I mean, I feel like not talking is one of the most powerful ways of having people believe you're you're super intelligent What's the name of that guy? I forget the name. The guy was um, oh, what's his name?

It definitely is not Lord Rael because Lord Rael will fucking talk. He will not stop talking. No, it's it's is it a meher baba I believe it's meher baba who was a guy that let me see if i'm correct Yes, okay, meher baba. He began a 44 year period of observed silence. I he's an interesting guy meher baba It's a smart way to not have anyone be able to prove that you're technically an idiot when you don't talk That's always important. That's they think you're mysterious. I think you're cool. Well, this is a non-mysterious story It's just actually kind of a cute tale that takes place in Kentucky and I sort of loved the person that was arrested He sort of looks like George Jones. He's mousy. He's five and a half feet tall exactly He's a pip. Yes. He's a conducting man. He was arrested and accused of firing shots outside of his hotel window

Why because he said he saw aliens. Hey, man, if they're you got to be careful out there I guess so it was 3 30 in the morning. I guarantee you he did see something He saw he saw an alien You know what I mean? Like he saw an alien. It's about whether or not the alien was there outside of him Who knows but please respond it to the Kenan land drive on saturday around 3 30 a.m. The reports of a man shooting wildly out of his hotel window I do love a Yosemite salmon real life. Yes, and I love this man's name. His name is samuel riddle

My name is riddle you mr. Alien come on my property You don't pay mortgage. He's 55 years old and he lives in Waco, Kentucky Oh, I did not know there was a Waco, Kentucky. No one did no a woman was also inside the room and had secured yourself inside the Bathroom riddle was taken into custody and he was was taken into custody and was interviewed by detectives He told them that he saw an alien. No word on Yeah, this poor woman who was just like okay, honey. You're probably just a skinny person. Maybe Yeah, it could have been it's Kentucky. So sometimes you see a skinny person. You're I don't like you I don't get it. It's not right. Although riddle himself looks like he eats nothing

But math so he's he's on a cigarette diet. He's on the Kate Moss diet. Yes, he is He was a convicted felon and has had and he was found with two on two handguns And a semi-automatic rifle, but apparently he wasn't supposed to have those. Mm-hmm. Um, was he convicted felon for? Oh, hopefully not just molesting. Oh, yeah, just being just being guns just to Kentucky. Just a Kentucky cute Oh, it's cute man. It's cute. I don't think you can legally be a cute unless you will have at least been convicted of one felon Oh, well, it looks as if he has uh He is now being charged with four counts of wanton endangerment of a police officer two counts of wanton endangerment two You're probably shooting around around the cops. Yeah

Yeah, two counts of criminal mischief and one count of possession of a fight of a handgun by a convicted felon and one count Of possession of a firearm. Okay. Hey, I was I'm still waiting to hear the child pornography No, I was waiting to hear like what's that life's kicker? He's still not as bad as that judge Officers later found several bullets had hit their vehicle had hit vehicles in the parking lot. Yes So I think this you know what this is just you never know what's gonna happen at the hotel when you live the hotel lifestyle It's true. Especially you're saying hotel. You mean motel Motel lifestyle is another type of lifestyle because the motel lifestyle will sometimes follow you back to your home. Yeah well, apparently his uh

His friend there has been taken to a secure location. I don't think this man is particularly safe here And I don't think you saw an alien. I don't think he did see an alien No, no, no, no, no because honestly when it comes down to an aliens are 50% psychic as it is Yes, indeed and there is more of uh information that points towards that Do you know anything about the guy who invented the pcr test? No, this is what's what is pcr the pcr test is the covet test. It's like the uh, the the two-day one the 48 hour test Right the and is a man by the name of Kerry Mullis. Um Now Kerry Mullis is an interesting person, right? He won the 1990 he won the 1993 novel peace prize

He won the 1993 Nobel Prize for chemistry for his invention of the pcr because the idea was that he was supposed to use it It was originally used to test for aids or hiv Um, he's now saying that hiv doesn't exist. He's kind of gone. He's gone completely insane a little bit Oh hiv doesn't exist. We said it's not the cause of aids He's one of those people that do believe it is a very interesting. It's a very interesting rabbit hole to go down Okay, because um, it's basically the idea that um the way they used to fudge the aids numbers is that they used to like Increase the amount of diseases that could be considered a it's all this kind of stuff like a very very esoteric shit that I don't particularly understand, okay

But the guy who invented the test Kerry Mullis also had a very interesting Alien encounter now. He's had an alien encounter and we're trusting with like telling us if we're got covid or not covid like this is the man that is on the front lines of Of stopping another massive spread of the way we separate the art of the artist In some some cases this is the way you would do that you would separate the art in the artist because okay He's the art test of it's like he did good. Okay. Good work. Got you Okay, but then the rest of it the day he did go insane, right because he did have this sort of like it is interesting It's hard to it's very close to the Whitley-Streiber story now. This happened in 1985

I turned on the kitchen lights put my bags of groceries on the floor and grabbed a heavy black flashlight Now he's talking about he he went he went to go he was staying at a cabin Okay, to go into an outside bathroom at night I was headed to the john which was about 50 feet west of the cabin down a hill Some people thought it was a little eerie at night, but I didn't I liked the night I liked sitting in the dark on the custom carved redwood seat I like the sounds of owls in the valley. All right He likes shitting in an outhouse a little bit too much to be honest. Okay, but that night

I never made it to the seat The path down to the john heads west and then takes a short turn to the north after a few earthen steps Then it runs level for about 20 feet. I walk down the steps turn right and then at the very far end of the path Under a fir tree There was something glowing. Hmm. I pointed my flashlight at it somehow It only made it wider where the bean landed. It seemed to be a glowing raccoon I wasn't frightened later. I wondered if it could have been a hologram projected from god knows where The raccoon spoke to me

Good evening doctor It said I said something back. I don't remember what it was. It was probably hello The next thing I remember it was early morning. I was walking along a road uphill from my house What went through my head as I walked down towards my house was what the hell am I doing here? I had no memory the night before so that's his raccoon thing Which is very interesting because wittly striber talked about how before he started seeing aliens He would have these visions of owls, right? So, you know, who knows that is kind of connected to it

But then he has another story that's before this that is fascinating that I just love it, right? All right, so he's talking about how in 1974 he would he called himself a light fan of nitric oxide Wait, okay. Hold on. Take that back and a light fan of nitrous oxide. Yes. He said that he is he a monster truck He just would say hey, are you coordinating him? He was light, right? He was in You cannot be you cannot be a light fan of night if I find out that you do nitrous You do nitrous. I can't I won't be like yeah He doesn't do as much as this other guy because I don't know anyone that doesn't so if I find out you do it at all It's much like pedophilia, isn't it where I say oh, then you are indeed that so I don't think you can be a light fan

Yeah, you can't just like kiss all over a child's feet and you're like that's all I do I just like light fan. Um, no he uh, well his thing was I I think that if you happen to have nitrous oxide when someone has a tank at some fucking rave party, right? You're dabble in nitrous oxide. He had tanks of it at his house Right, so you had a cylinder of it at home. He said he liked to inhale it once in a while I would breathe in a few breaths and my mind would sail off briefly into something primeval and human less Oh, yeah, you're talking about you go you pass out stone to shit. Yeah Um, so he said that he was under a histamine. He was under the influence of a powerful antihistamine, right?

So he said he put it on he put him the mask on his face So he's saying the antihistamine would be we'll get this is the problem This is the problem was the antihistamine nitrous, but he said he put the tank on and put the mask on his face And he blacked out, right? um He said I woke up And the tube was on the floor in front of me and I had now I had no idea how long I had been out You fucking Dennis Hopper from blue velvet

Fuck me, baby. What's the fuck? Oh god The gas was still running now the thing about the nitrous oxide gas and which is true I said it gets it comes out incredibly cold. Okay. He said it was uh Uh, the gas was still running. It was cold enough to be condensing water out of the air and the tube was frozen The next thing I noticed was that my mouth felt funny. My tongue and lips were numb I had been anesthesia. I had been anesthesia eyes or whatever the term is for a long time and the tube was frozen Solid I shakily made my way to the bathroom where there was a mirror my upper and lip My upper and lower lips on the right side were bright white stripes from the frozen tube and the tip of my tongue was white

Like snow so I've been frostbitten. That's how much gas have been pumping it Yeah, it sounds like he did a bunch of nitrous and passed out with it in his mouth But he had no fucking clue right his whole thing No shit he did a bunch of nitrous But he says he doesn't know who removed this tube from his mouth I think it fell out as he was in the middle of a blackout well He says it's mysterious right according to him. It's mysterious. What is mysterious? so

Years afterward this nitrous oxide mix app, right? So he said that he hooked up with a woman named Catherine O'Keefe He said him and his wife is a sincere Cynthia. They have a they have an understanding Sure And so they were having see it's they fucked right okay, and that night you know Apparently this woman after they had hooked up this woman turned to him and asked him Have you ever figured out who pulled the tube out of your mouth when he almost died from nitrous oxide in Halon in Kansas? He said my jaw dropped no one except Cynthia and mark knew that I bought that tube incident. I hadn't talked about it

So I never told anybody about it not in a blackout or anything like that You didn't get hammered maybe on nitrous and scream about it or this woman She just told her but she's the woman said no I was there I pulled it out of your mouth I waited until I was sure you okay, and then I left because she apparently could travel on the astral plane Her mother who taught her how to do this when she was a child it required that she imagined a machine surrounding her The machine would respond to her intentions. This is the exact woman and this goes out to every wife out there This is the exact woman men cheat with

Where it's just like yeah, my honey My wife's married man besides a total psychopath. My wife doesn't even go on the astral plane She doesn't even talk about it the way that you talk about it But then god forbid tax season comes around and you're trying to figure out how to pay bills as a family That's when you find out traveling all over the place. Yeah Yeah, but you know it is true. It is pretty interesting. Are those just your stories from his life? I thought that they were really funny Just in terms of like you can be brilliant on one side

You can always you can have like the brilliance and you could do amazing things And then you know it just turns out sometimes the people that provide us things that we love can be completely insane All right. Well speaking of things that we love. Let's do hero of the week All right, this week's hero of the week is um, it's a it's a project Hmm. This was the thing called project clean cow and it's the hero of the week because what it is It's a 10-year collaboration. Yeah, and what they have done is if you feed your cows this grain It will eliminate 55 Of its total farts, which is good for the environment because these these cows are tooting up the ozone

Yes, it's true. So in a response to global warming concerns across the world The world's largest beef exporter has approved the sale of a feed additive that cuts methane emissions from beef and dairy cattle Regulators in brazil and chile have granted full market authorization. That's huge We could cut cut cut down on these cow farts. That's a part of what's going on I mean, also, maybe we should eat less meat, but that's me saying that I love sweet sweet meat. Exactly royal dsm's bovair Uh, to be given this is that's the name of the uh, the little supplement there It's going to be given to cows as well as sheep and goats and it's going to I guess digest it's going to help them digest their food in a way

Where they fart less and I feel a little bit bad for the cows because nothing's more fun than a good fart But I think this will help the environment and according to the gas go anywhere What happens to the gas? I think it's an additive that like absorbs. You don't need to cook a gas X Yes, although gas makes you makes you fart. It makes you fart. Yeah, it's something else And it's come at the top. Well, the additive comes with adverse effects on performance according to there are some issues Well, like when they drive race cars Like what are they doing? What do you mean performance milk output? Well a beef with the bovair That's the name of the substance at south polo state university in brazil conducted in 2016 2017

showed that it uh had a reduction by 55 percent of methane emissions And it highlights the potential for radically sustainable cattle farming in latin america and hopefully here as well The only side effects are That it has um, I guess sometimes maybe it doesn't want to be milked as much. I'm not exactly sure Yeah, I bet you there are times that you're like Milk me less. I imagine at some point your nipples get really sore From all the pregnant women we now know or used to know now that they're not pregnant anymore Apparently there's a lot of shit that's going to come out of those nipples

And again, leave the breast milk to the baby. All right I mean, we'll see if we can get out of cold mcnillie's cold dead ends. Oh god. He's so gross. All right everyone So anyway, that's here of the week is this little program here And it's a 10-year program project clean cow if we can find a way to get these cows far and less That'll be good for everybody. It will be all right Then you can keep your beef because that's the problem. I want to keep my beef. I know you do so we just got to keep those Toots inside. All right. Now it's time for some listen e-mails We got some people who said that they have seen ball lightning. Oh sweet. And it's fun. Okay

It's really just that It's a ball comes out of the the ground once the ball came up out of the ground as a ball of lighting But it is rare. It's harder to capture. I mean, I like the way that you described it the other day with a small rip in In in parallel dimensions for us. I don't know what like a like almost like a tear in a classic film I find it so I love that kind of fucking shit. It's cool Um, here we go My daughter and I lived in a tiny Cape Cod style house in Providence from her birth until age three When we moved in with my home my folks in Maine as soon as she could talk she would say hi

To someone standing behind me who wasn't there I hate that shit kids are scary. This would happen several times a day I shrug it off as typical baby babbling or one of my cats As she got older and more articulate she would say there goes the living room, man Oh my god, that's scary. I hate it and point behind me at first this scared the living shit out of me But I try not to show it because it because it's I didn't want to scare her It was a casual matter of fact thing for her like it's a sunny day. There goes the living room man She wasn't a good sleeper and we'd often be awake reading books at two or three a.m

This is when she most often saw the living room man. There he goes downstairs. Maybe he wants some milk I got less and less scared of the living room man and assumed he was an imaginary friend Coincidentally, I don't think my daughter ever mentioned seeing him in our actual living room She would not give a physical description of him no matter how hard I pressed Last summer we moved to Maine and I didn't give any more thought to the living room man We were busy starting our new lives But it recently occurred to me that since we moved here my daughter was not mentioning him once When I realized that it sent the most cliche chill down my spine as you can imagine

Because she went from saying hi to him every day to never mentioning him at all He was there on moving day helping us pack. Oh very nice and then poof gone forever I asked her about the living room man and she said mama. He lives in our old house I've become a skeptic in my middle age, but I think my daughter really did see a ghost in our old house I could see her eyes tracking something and she was so nonchalant about it Whatever it was seemed to have been benign at least I talked to my old landlord and as far as he knows No one's ever died in the house, which was bought from the original owner. Hmm. Okay. Very interesting the living room man The new end light shaman film here we go

In the summer of 2019 my wife moved from her home in Wyoming to little to Lincoln, Nebraska I was to follow a year later after wrapping some things up out west Little we know that the pandemic was coming and in the between time we would take turns making the 500 mile drive You see each other It was on my way back from one of these visits that the strange unsettling encounter took place I'd stopped along the way to fish in one of the reservoirs as often The sun was setting and the time had come to get back on the road As my car came up to this little depression the reservoir was situated in a massive

Thunderhead came into view directly over i80 in the direction I needed to go With no other option. I plowed headlong to what would turn into a hellish storm It was biblical torrential rain lightning That was way too close and powerful winds from all sides My knuckles were white and my butthole was completely clenched when about 45 minutes past Paxton Paxton, Nebraska home of old big old big game bar. That's where I stopped when I drove across country Always big game bar in Paxton, Nebraska. It's a town of three bars. It's a former coal mine in town Oh, wow, but the business shut shut down. You learned a lot there. I did. Um, the tempest started to lighten up

Uh, but as I drove up the rolling empty hills the rain turned to a gentle pattern And the moon started shining in the clouds at first seeing the moon call me down It was a sign that the storm was truly was lifting But then my brain kind of wigged out Anglers pay attention to moon phases. I should it should have been new that night, right? Instead of a pitch black sky. There was a big ass light up there. I looked again and really freaked out the moon had clouds behind it And when I saw that the damn near drew when I saw that I damn near draw drove off the road I just sat there for a minute or two as I watched a massive glowing sphere hovering in place

Then like someone flipped off a switch it disappeared like the Truman show. Yes It didn't fade into the clouds. There was simply just nothing there. I mean, that's the kind of shit That like fucks up like that's it. It's the blips. Yeah, yes But really fucked up was that when the damn thing came back It just blip turned back on same size same moon moon level brightness I gawked at this thing for maybe 30 seconds Then I watched it proceed to rotate in place revealing about a quarter of it was missing Um after it stopped this rotation again disappeared into the night weird. All right, and that's it for now

Oh, we got some more stories next week. I also wanted to bring up. Yes, so I actually made a little bit of a hint of next week's episode Um, but we ever had we're switching stories Because we actually in the middle of working on this current series. We realized Oh, it actually is a much bigger story than we we had thought it was going to be absolutely We wanted to do diligence. Yes, we did our due diligence So this week we're going to be doing a little bit of a fun lighter episode before we start taking the turn into Halloween season Which is Wait for our our favorite season of the year. October Halloween season

We will see everybody in Salt Lake City, Sacramento And ok see get those tickets y'all. We will be there this weekend can't wait to see you It's gonna be crazy fun and keep on supporting all the shows Yeah, and live your life out there every single day not sucking on a kid's toes Even if they ask you don't do because it's not good. All right If a kid asks you to fucking suck their toes laugh at them mean like a sure thing narc I know what you're fucking trying to do Maybe if you're a slug and you're trying to help a child who might have an injured toe, perhaps that would work

That's weird But if you're a slug if you're a slug and how you're listening to this, how could you fucking even Comprehend this great point. All right, and then love the fact that you just died you just dodge being caught But the ultimate 12 year old undercover cop. I love young chris Hansen. All right, everyone Thank you so much for listening. Hail yourselves. Hey, let's say some agustalations. Help me Be safe out there. Look to the skies. Tell us if you find any area This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors

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