Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Beyond Road Rage

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's healthy serving of Side Stories starting with Beyond Meat COO, Doug Ramsay, attacking a man by biting his nose, NASA vs. Asteroids, a "medical terrorist" doctor caught tampering with IV bags in Texas, new Listener Stories, an aquatic Hero of the Week, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left. Side stories. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Did you know Kissel? Yes, I do know Kissel. I am. But actually, do you know yourself? I don't know, man. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't, but they say you shed your skin every seven years. You're a totally different person. Well, you don't shed your skin. That snake does that. No, we do. But your cells change over every seven years. So yes, it does sort of like theoretically. All the flakes. Yes, you're shedding your skin. But they are your cells. We are breaking down. We are just Jesus Christ. How we can open the show. We open the show to just generate emails.

That's all it is. That is just how many people say, um, you see. Side stories. Why is Henry wrong? And why do humans indeed shed their skin? I will say I was correct. And I did get a lot of scientists to reach out. I'm going to just say the word scientist and say that I was correct. That if you do have constipation issues, you can pop it. You can stick your finger up there and you can pull it out. Actually, one, a very lively nurse wrote an email saying about how she became famous in her block, right? In the hotel, in the hospital area. In the sea ward, yeah. Four, using a spoon to just, like, you know, when you crack the top of a hard boiled egg and then you just get in the middle of it.

Yeah, you got to, man. Oh, her and Harold Shipman doing the Lord's work. Welcome to Side Stories, everyone. Ben, hanging out with Henry using a spoon to get the dookie out of your poopie. You got to. Well, my goodness. Don't these nurses, they're on the front lines, essential workers. I see. Because of that story, it makes me want to, again, I've said this before, if you see a nurse, give her an Applebee's gift certificate. Absolutely. Give her a 20 dollar gift certificate. She deserves it. She is not the COO beyond me.

Nurses, teachers, give them more money. This is a story. This story is so, I'm going to actually just almost say it's cute. It is. Because this is, again, the CEO of Beyond Me. I, every time. Again. I actually don't like the name Beyond Me. Well, my thing about it is that it's very sinister. Yes.

As far as I'm concerned, especially with Impossible Burgers as well, because, again. It is possible. It better be, because I'm eating it. It does concern me in many ways, because the Impossible Meat, I don't really understand. It is marketed towards people that don't eat meat. But why then make it bleed? I don't know. I don't know. There's no reason. There's no struggle here. You just went to the store. It's protein meal that I know that is derived from some kind of bean, I believe.

That is how it's done. But, again, why make it bleed? It's not the predator. No need to do that. And I don't want to anger any of our vegetarian or vegan friends. I eat it. I'm proud of all of them. And in many ways, they are helping the environment and helping themselves be healthier. But chickens, I don't mind that they've been bred without brains now. It makes them feel like they're lettuce.

But I also understand that they are chickens. I guess they're chickens. And they can't be cute. But yeah, but the last time I've seen a, honestly, call me when there is a seeing-eye chicken. And then I'll start feeling something for chickens. Now I feel bad. I got to watch that documentary Chicken People again. I know. You've brought this up many times. I didn't eat chicken for a month after Chicken People.

Well, you know that there is a number two, right? There's a Chicken People sequel documentary now. Oh. Yeah, you should check that out. It's called, like, You Chicken People. And it's actually kind of racist. Oh. Like against people with chickens.

And I don't know why. There's no reason to attack these very strange people. Absolutely. But again, the second we put out the episode, best story of the week comes out. Doug Ramsey, 53. I guess he is the, he was just recently voluntarily separated from his job at Beyond Me. Fired. No, you say this.

No, his job said that he and him need to go in separate paths, on separate walks and find separate new things, new ways to make money. Yes, Doug Ramsey, his mugshot does look quite fascinating. And it does look as if he was a police officer who has just killed an innocent man. I don't think that he necessarily has the temperament to be in the position of CEO for such a loving company as Beyond Me. But we don't know what the, I don't know. We don't know.

We actually don't know. I have no idea. But he's obviously blood thirsty because he bit another man's nose. Now this story is fantastic and it makes total sense because, again, parking garage altercation at a football stadium. They're at the, this is the Arkansas Razorback Stadium, aptly named a Razorback Stadium. It's a great name for a football team.

It is. They got into it. Better than the volunteers. I know because now they're not even volunteers, even college athletics anymore, they're paid to play, which I think is fine. They're professionals. Parking is tough though, isn't it? Well, I say it every day as I fucking load my shotgun because I've been in this situation.

I actually just had this vaguely recently. I was around the Christmas time area and we went to go see. That was not vaguely, it would be at least a year ago. I, as I get older all years, when I say recent, it could be within the last 10 years. But I went out to go see Danny Elfman do his nightmare before Christmas sing-along. It was really fun. That's awesome. And I did happen to get in close to a full physical altercation in the parking lot because

people have been drinking. They don't understand. I was waiting online with my car to exit the fucking garage, right? Somebody did the thing where they caught, they did the thing where we've had to play chicken, where they caught in front of me and then I started yelling and then I have to be, because the problem is that I got my family in the car, I got Jackie and Natalie and Jackie. And they're all like, saying like, stop yelling, stop yelling.

And I'm just being like, this is fucking my policy. Right? This is my war. I'm bringing the boys are in Afghanistan. I'm here in Los Angeles. We're fighting the same against, we're fighting the war against terror. I think they were still there at that time, but this was during a, this is after a Danny Elfman concert.

As a very least, these guys read a rough and tumble football game. Maybe the adrenaline's getting a little pumped up. The testosterone levels might be slightly too high for the moment. I'm saying, but you can see that. Danny Elfman is the beautiful music that he creates. I'm just saying in the garage, we're all in the trenches. Right? And honestly, I can see you doing exactly what this man does because you, you practice

Fat Man's Crab Maga, which is an untrained man who just goes for testicles, eyes and ears. Get down below a person's knees, reach for their balls, reach for their fucking asshole. Like again, my father, the best lesson ever taught me, winning a fight, there is no rules on the street. It comes down to, it's a W. It's a W. There's no points being assigned here.

Right? And so this man, well, so I guess what the main problem was is that Ramsey was in a traffic lane leaving the structure. He was attempting to leave when a Subaru, it inched his way, when I know exactly what happened is that he decided to be like, you know, I'm the CEO of bum. I'm in charge of fake meat. Yes. I am the man.

I am fake meat. Yeah. And a man pulled in front of him and tried to do exactly what happened with my car, where they, they do the thing of like, there's no way you're going to let your car get hit by my car because this other person was driving a Subaru and the person who was the CEO of Beyond Meat was probably driving a fancier car, right? He was driving a Bronco as a matter of fact, and that's what we know from O. J. Simpson is a fighter's car.

Absolutely. And what's nice about it, you can cruise your way to innocence. But the car, he decided, no, again, just like me, but I backed off because I looked, I listened to my family. I listened to my family. Yeah, because you have two terrified women and a man who's a pacifist in the back. Everybody's upset. Who also is very large, who would actually have to do the fighting for you.

That's the idea. I had him. Yes. I put him at him first. I know how you treat anyone over six feet tall. You're just like, that's my goon. And then Jeff and I, Jeff, Jackie's wonderful fiance, Jeff, I'm sure you all are aware of him, are just like, please don't, because I'm tired, I'm exhausted, I have bad joints.

I have, it's because, you know what I got? I have a hot woman's attitude. All right. I got big breast energy. So when it comes down to it, all you big boys can go ahead and fight. My fight's for me. That's what Wendy does. But so the car, obviously, then it said, it happened to, it said the term is make contact

with the front passenger side. A small, a small bump. And with the tire. No big deal. Yes. And then the CEO of Beyond Meat seemed to, he got a COO of Beyond Meat. He got out of the car and, well, what seems to be an escalation punched through the back window of the Subaru.

Now, I am not quite sure why they fired him from being CEO. Hey, no. Because doesn't this show? Conscious uncoupling. Every time, you know, birds, they volunteer to fly together in a herd in the skies, and we go, flock. Yeah. But sometimes they, they separate due to, due to circumstances, no one can control electro

magnetism. Absolutely. Maybe there was a bug over there. Could have been. It was a murder of crows in this case. It was not a murder, but indeed this man Ramsey punched through the windshield as Henry said of this man, Subaru. Now, if I'm working for Beyond Meat, I say, this is an advertisement.

You can still be super agro. Why do I feel like this guy actually eats meat? Oh, definitely. Right? Oh, he's just like, he's having steaks for dinner. I'm going to say this about the Beyond Meat again. It is, it's good. It's good, but it's, it's not going to give you, it doesn't give you the same pulse and

less than a big, thick steak. It's like, I still feel it because I'm one of those. And it's all because of that one time on the tincture that I saw the waves of energy from the food go into my belly and now I feel it all the time. That's fantastic. I feel all the time. I feel the energy come off it. Well, you should thank the steak for dying for you and giving me the cow.

I do. I always kiss it. I, I pretend to suck it's a little dick, right? So anyway. But he pulled him in close. Right. So the guy got, so he got into the conversation. Obviously, he said he got out because the Subaru was like, hey, you just smashed the

back window of my car here and it seems like he just bumped the guy's tire and then he smashed his window. And it's like, that's a lot. Like that's different kind of aggression here. It's, it's about scorched earth sometimes he understood. He decided to do charter. That's what they say in the hamburger world. And so he said that, that the CEO of Beyond Meat pulled him in close, started punching

his body, giving him blows, the body boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And then he said he bit the owner's nose, ripping the flesh from the tip of his nose. Oh my God. And he said, cops arrived, the two blood covered men at just the look on his face. He looks like a nosebiter. He really does. The victim and a witness reported hearing Ramsey threatened to kill the owner of the Subaru occupies occupants of both vehicles got out.

So again, they were not alone. They were people in here just be like, what the fuck is happening? What is God? Can you just get in the car, Herald? Well, this is actually, I want to look this up. What does it mean? Cause he's technically charged with terroristic acts. You know, they use that term pretty loosely these days.

Terroristic acts. All right. So then this says here is there is a felony. I like how would this immediately pops up. There's terrorist threats and acts of felony in Georgia. Oh, I just want to know, you know, there's a felony. It used to be kind of, I think it's been a little bit over overblown because my friend got arrested for throwing a snowball.

They put it under throwing of missiles. Oh, I remember that. I remember that. Well, you know what? You know what? You know what this is called, right? Is that that man was was, let's just say, I imagine at this point, Nosebiter was pretty animated and pretty energetic in his arrest.

And I imagine that the police did not really appreciate the energy level. Right. He was at when they got there. And then because it's like, well, my dad, again, what he used to say is like, the thing about a traffic stop is that he's like, I'm the officer. If I want, there's so many different ways, right? We could be there for five minutes. We could be if we could be there for an hour and a half.

You never know. You never know. Because I could write you up for every single thing that's wrong with your car or I could like look at you boobies for half a second. Well, my goodness. Well, let's just go with the car then. This is what's interesting to me about this story. This is the story inside the story.

This Ramsey character, obviously a total sociopath. He's way overreacted. Business man. He was absolutely hammered. I don't want to say this. Beyond me. Beyond me. Beyond me.

These fucking hucksters. Why? Because this dude that they hired to be their CEO or CEO, rather, he worked for Tyson's food and he worked for McDonald's. Chicken lessons for a bean lifestyle. So he was in the big meat all his entire life has been in big commercial meat. All they do is go in there. So yes, I'm happy that I'm good.

You've got the alts for new types of fake meat, right? But remember, they're just learning from meat. Nims meat lessons. Well, it just goes to show you they didn't give a shit about saving the environment or saving animals. Well, they hired a man who has been technically a serial killer of animals since 1993. I think it helps. And of course, if you're someone who purchases Beyond Meat, theoretically you have compassion

for the animals. And so maybe you're not happy with this person being CEO. I just like different tastes. True. And I'll just try different stuff. I like grilled at everyone. So I actually like them grilled. I like impossible burgers grilled.

I think they're tasty. And you know what I also really like is the impossible meatballs. Well, speaking of food, I agree with you. This is a story. I am hungry. I'm starving. I know you. We both are usually.

How can I eat before the show? Because I feel like every single time I don't, we end up talking about shit. We talk about food for like 35 minutes. I'm just happy you don't eat during the show like Holden McNeely used to do on Roundtable of Gentlemen despite the fact that we recorded at 6 p.m. and he had already eaten. I just got my flouters. I just got them. You're giving me PTSD.

A man was found dead inside of a kettle cooker at a food processing facility. You got to be kidding. This sucks. You gotta wear those non-slips, man. You really do. So it's this dude. He had a family. He's a 63 year old man.

His name is Dale Devilley. So with dad. And he ended up dying in a food pressure cooker. He was pronounced dead. He's a father. He has two daughters. Nothing suspicious. Now, there is an active investigation, but it seems like the dude probably just fell

in and got fucking cooked like a kettle chip. That's just so scary. Everybody's got to be, you really got to be careful because that sucks unless again, unless this is a really complicated insurance scam from his wife, it is very, very difficult. Or you're, he becomes some form of, I mean, the best you can hope for. Yes. Is that he becomes a supervillain called like the chicken nugget. Sure.

So it'll be kind of fun in a new way because then once the chicken nugget happens, then we have to have like some heroes come about like barbecue sauce man. And then everyone's going to be like, oh, barbecue sauce man. You've been like, you're, you're a vigilante. You're not a hero. And he's just been like the city scene itself. It is. And then immediately now everyone's wondering, I'm now even more of these condiment clad

heroes come from the shadows. Thanks to the debauchery activity of chicken nugget. Absolutely. And of course, I think that's something to be well aware of what makes a supervillain in this case, he just made himself a human crisp. And I think at one point, maybe you take a little nibble of your arm right before you die and you say, not too bad. I mean, honestly, if you're already there, you do it.

It's an incredibly sad story because apparently everyone loved him and they say he was a damn good man. His children loved him. His wife loved him. It wouldn't be a story if everybody hated him. You know what I mean? We wouldn't know. I mean, it would be easier if everyone hated him because then we can kind of make fun of

him a little bit for like dying in a pressure cooker or a kettle cooker. But nonetheless, be careful out there, these are the hazardous jobs no one thinks about. No one does. Everyone's just like, oh, I got my kettle crisps. But think about the people that make them. Think of how many people have died to make your kettle crisps. Also, you think they cleaned out the vat enough? No, they're still bloody.

No way. He's got hair trunks of hair, a bunch of teeth in there. Honestly, you get one, two crunchy chip over there. What area is this? Is this Nottingham? This is in New Jersey. Oh, same. Might as well be.

You know? You've got to be careful, Jersey, all right? You got that fuck out of your way. I want crunchy chip, but it's going to be all day long. Very careful. And I just, you know, all of us kind of want to die with some kind of dignity. I don't. And I'm not sure.

Well, I know you want to go see four explosives outside of a governor's office. I know. Yeah. Again, yeah, with purpose. But that is it. It would be. I want you to die with purpose. It would be your form of dignity.

I just feel bad for this guy because he wakes up, goes to work. He sees this. He's like, oh, I love my family. And I'm 63 years old. He's almost going to retire. God damn it's my last day on the job. That's why he falls into a freaking kettle. Kiss your family every day.

I mean, not like, but not, yeah, not on the bottom, no, but like kiss your family every day. Goodbye. That's what I do with Natalie. She does. She does say that it is morbid, but I do say often we're like, I have to kiss you because what if I die on that plane? You never know.

And you have to do. Got it. One last year, one last. I love you in there. I'm speaking of one last fucking. I love you. We got to watch that asteroid debt taken down. It was interesting.

Fucking live, dude. Gizzle sent me the link through for dando. I want, it was, it's so much fun. And we were joking about this. It's so funny about how I finally get to see an asteroid up close and it's just so that we can blow it up. Well, I don't think they really blew it up. They just sort of change this trajectory ever so to be honest, now at first, I remember

both of us texting back and forth and we're like, this is absolutely incredible. Science is really showing what we need from it. We need our space scientists to go out there and show you how to give us more money for our budgets. We'll protect you. We're going to set a bunch. I don't know how much money the dart thing costs. The dart costs something like, I mean, to be honest, a couple of billion dollars.

Is it, is it that much? They have, I'm sure it is. They have all of our money. I would rather they spend it on something like this than a whole series of other bullshit. But anyway, darts impact with asteroid DeMorphos, DeMorphos was a pretty big deal and it's interesting when it comes to what's circling the planet. All the asteroids out there, if they do come near us, we will be doomed like the Dinosaur. Three hundred and twenty five million dollars.

That's it. That's nothing. I mean, for one shot, it's a lot, but I just still feel like we'll get there. What I say now is, I don't accidentally piss off some because we were talking on open lines. The show that we do on Sirius, Faction Talk 103. What if it's, what if it isn't really a vessel and then boom, all of a sudden we get a war? But either way, maybe when it comes down to maybe we'll actually show some of these aliens. If we do accidentally knock one of their ships off course, maybe they're not as helpless

and a little pink little rat. So we thought they were. I don't know where he might piss them off. They might come in and like extra harvest us. Look what the dude did when somebody hit his tire. He bit his fucking nose off. This is more than hitting their tire. I do wonder, what if there's a study that the vegan meat actually makes more aggression

than normal meat? Well, I know that soy makes you have more feminine tendencies. They said that. Yeah, but I don't know if that's real. I asked Natalie that because I was eating a lot of tofu the other day and I was like, is that why my tits are getting bigger? Yeah. And she was like, she thinks that you'd need way more than what I'm consuming.

I think you do to eat a lot. Yeah. And like, yeah, I don't need so much of it because I got a marinated or whatever. That's what I do. And I'm like, yeah, and I am fuller. Look right. I see how you guys see your dirty little eyes scan my body everywhere I go. But this just so dart was set out.

It was like, it was in the DD most system, the did a most system, they love it. And I guess it was the they managed to change its orbit by they think 1%. That's enough to save planet Earth and it shows that we can do it. But this is the big issue. Right. And now they're saying, okay, this was the first example that we can shoot it out there and we can nail me nail fucking asteroid out there. That's fucking awesome.

Next thing I want to do shoot six at once. That's what I want, man. I want a six shooter you should six at once with a bunch of fire work shooting off the side of it. Sure. Now we're talking packaging. I'm in. Love this.

Can't wait to be posted. They should blow up Elon Musk's car that he sent up there. God knows where that thing's going. God knows. This has been for this country, 40 some years in the making, of course, Ronald Reagan, he didn't know much. But one thing that was interesting was the space wars idea, you know, and people actually mocked him for that.

And it was like, maybe one of the only things that he had was like, that's kind of interesting. Yeah. The missile defense idea was really I was in Stargate, Star, it might have been called Star Wars. I think it was literally called Star Wars. But now it's officially here. So it's interesting. It's interesting.

The next thing is the biggest issue is now if we can spot him, we can get him. But the big issue is it's extremely difficult to spot him. So what we'll eventually have to have, which I hope we have, is a series of docile dormant satellites that's sitting forever orbit of the planet, waiting for one of these guys to come as our fucking gate, dude, and then someone's got to go up there and build our space wall, right? Again, my turn to space racism, that's space racism in a way, but well, again, we don't know yet.

Right now it's protection until we know that they're good because we know Canadians and Mexican people are nice. So that's, yeah, that wall is there. Well, I want the wall in the northern border. I've said it before and I'll say it again, they're taking our jobs in comedy and I'm sick of it. But we always been talking about, I hate that because it's always the best of the best. But I also feel like in the end, why need a physical wall when it could just be a bunch

of guys with sticks? Normally we have a bunch of trash circling our orbit, which almost acts as a wall, doesn't it? That's our rings of Saturn and it's just a bunch of McDonald's bags and random satellites that no longer work. It's chunks of satellite. And every once in a while they'll fall through and they burn up in the atmosphere and that's fun too.

That's really good to make somebody feel like they're living in the Truman Show when it's a big satellite that has a camera on it just lands in their front lawn and then they're never going to believe ever again that they're not constantly being recorded because then they are. But you are though. We are though. We get a credit card from space. Go ahead and read your credit card from space.

And it's very easy. Watch that stupid fucking propaganda show Spycraft on Netflix that it basically shows you how they can watch you from the fucking, from the moon. Well, speaking of propaganda shows, don't worry everyone. The podcast game just got a little bit less interesting. Oh my God. The CIA has launched an official podcast about the history of the CIA, which is me launching a podcast about how big my dick is, basically.

And what we're doing is, and I can't wait, the opportunities, they have the opportunities They're giving us because we're gonna be cross-hosting with them, right? We already are Yeah, that's what you guys don't understand is that we're actually hosting a whole chunk of them And I'm really excited to help produce some of this CIA stuff because again They said they want to retell the history of the UCIA But they want to do it like funny and with the voice and I'm already doing it Oh, yeah, one on their hands, but like do it with like a wink wink They want us to do it almost again to say thank you to the CIA for the opportunity

It's us. We're working with Brock Hussein Obama fantastic and um, call me daddy Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, great He's still alive. He's still alive So we got that whole super team of the CIA Brock Obama the crew from call her daddy and The end Jeffrey Epstein is gonna be we're finally cuz you know what we're doing We're coming for you. Oh be an Anthony former shows We're coming for you Is we're coming for Joe Rogan there are some of the least people though, they're not gonna know anyway Yes, I would you fucking even believe because they also have been doing this cute thing

They've been joining social media for the last like this is a problem We already know that the CIA is all over the internet and the NSA is all over the internet Every one of your favorite internet groups it has the CIA A deeply embedded in it, which I think is really funny how many times we as hosts get called members of the CIA and you'd act like even be like we did they we have to pay for our own health insurance Yeah, I don't think the CIA really would want us too much. I don't I don't want to do any clandestine Operations I can't fit in but technically then I've heard from members of the CIA They say that we actually are great like we're perfect for the CIA because we have the gift of gab

And we can go and talk nonsense for hours and hopefully you know what the problem is the listening That's the main issue is that we could talk and talk and talk and talk but then as soon as someone starts talking about like the secrets They we're supposed to learn we're just all automatically thinking whatever bit. Yeah. Yeah, I'm already gone I'm already zipped away, but yeah, it is interesting how they went from they are fully just secretly involved in every single one of your favorite Yeah, internet groups, but then they started doing the like winky cheeky like joining Instagram joining Twitter Putting up there like funny little like join the CIA we're a lot more than spies and it's like right first of all, you shouldn't be I mean they aren't yeah. Yeah, like yeah. Yes Well, anyway, so when you check out that what will be a I'm sure an illuminating podcast thing is only the most

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It's weed. Hail yourselves everyone. Hail Satan Well speaking of horrible little worlds the hospital can often be a horrible place and we have a real life doctor I heard it was fun. It can be if you're if you love watching people die Dr. Ronaldo Ortiz, Jr. They are being accused of being a medical terrorist It's a Texas and the I swear to God. I said this right up before the show an anesthesiologist They are accused of tampering with IV bags at the Dallas surgical facility No, he's poking holes in it like they used to do with condoms back in the day So apparently what this guy would do was he would just fill him with a bunch of other drugs that weren't supposed to be in there

And then these people kept on getting sick and dying. So there was this person Dr. Melanie Casper They took one of the tainted IV bags home to rehydrate during an illness and then they suffered a fatal heart attack Because the bags were found to contain booby booby I'm used to treat local pain. Oh, it's an even the guy before I look at both booby McCain Which is like I guess just makes no no Ortiz, Jr. So indeed this man was putting booby McCain in these things and you know what they're called the they called them poison bombs Yes poison bombs and that explains why all of these patients were suddenly dying. So this is a real-time real life

Dr. Harold Shipman Obviously, he may have killed a lot more, but he was recently charged. I wonder why instead of calling them like murder or serial killer I wonder why they go with medical terrorists. Maybe it's because there's no way to Tell like maybe because it goes in such a wide range of people. He doesn't look very happy No, he doesn't and the guy seems to be a total psychopath in 2016 He had to spend 25 days in jail because he shot his neighbor's dog with a pallet gun McCain boopy it is boopy for game. I mean, I Was to say it move of a cane. I don't know but I will say it ain't good

But I'll find it interesting that you would go that far to cause Uh-hmm, maybe it's maybe that's why it is you'd considered medical terrorism Because just that idea of the planning of it and how you go through this process and you don't even it's not like with Harold Shipman That's why his story and it being so boring was that it was very practical is that he would go in he would insinuate himself with the family He'd get a hold of their insurance paperwork and he'd get himself included on that So he'd at least get like a payout and then he'd see his victim as As he was murdering them and this guy nobody was doing where this is way more scattershot and way more sort of like The hospital version of Ted Kaczynski, but I wonder what the purpose of it is

So apparently this guy was so frickin stupid about it because obviously there's cameras everywhere Video shows Ortiz placing an IV bag on a warmer side of an operation room I guess they have to warm it up. Yes, they have to go and they have to pop it in the microwave I look at it like a burrito. I don't know what happens, but apparently before placing the bag in the warmer Or tea seemed to look around like he was about to commit a heinous act of murder And then from a paper bag from a paper folder He took out another bag and then he put that around a person's arm He walked in like it was an office prank where he was like

Irling paper work, you know how I have my my squishy liquid paper work If you are a doctor and you are having really dark thoughts about killing patients because I could totally understand It's the same way that UPS drivers if they see a bag if they see oh box Still with age, right? Of course, but you just have to take the responsibility for yourself in a retire well apparently One reason that is being posited is that he was he got disciplined By the hospital and he was showing them his revenge his revenge and that's the reason why which is just And good man because again, this doesn't help anything and if you how do I say this?

steal money if You are going that is my that is my recommendation if you want revenge against an establishment Go ahead and don't kill other people don't bring other people into it. They didn't nothing to do nothing to deal with it steel drugs Steel drugs and spend some right sell those drugs, huh or just straight up steal money or you know I do go into the commissary steal meat steal some meat steal some jelly jello have fun with it Yeah, don't go killing random patients. Please not anymore not in this economy also just we need these workers Okay, and every time you kill one of these patients all you're doing is making the delays at the airport even longer

Absolutely, and just lastly in food and medical Advice don't put chicken in nightclub. I don't know what well what's happening with this Is this real I actually doing this? This is that this is an issue right where? Is it real? I don't fucking know. I just remember this so there's a clear some form of tick-tock Trend I didn't even know if it is because the problem is that a Lot of times what you'll notice. I don't mean to I don't mean to incite anybody that works in the journalistic field love each one of you think everything you do is incredible not everything but um

It seems to be recently. They'll say new tick-tock trend and then you look into it and it's been like eight people made Or literally a hundred people in a sea of a billion right and then they'll be like it's this trend So I don't know if it's real or not and it's basically because they're terrified of getting fired because princes is if it's not dead It is about to be dead and they are trying to grab whatever sticks right and this is how they do unfortunately, but according to Hey, according to this. There is a tick-tock trend of people Cooking chicken in Nyquil now. I don't know if this is actually happening But it is they said the main problem of it if you do do that is that the fumes? Hmm from it or actually extremely deadly well, then why are we taking Nyquil in the first place? Well, it's cuz it's awesome

You just chugged that shit. It's honestly. It's real nice You can't even get it anymore and never I never robo-tripped. There's alcohol exists. Yeah, but a new robo-trip No, I never did I did in college a couple times. It really just hurts actually when I was three years old I slammed a bunch of Tri-O-Metic It was awesome because it was Oh Tri-O-Metic was fantastic Indeed and then you need to get a medic after you slam a whole bottle of it But I just slept for like three days and I was like that is the beginning of a future

That I will have give me nine years. It's like what Tiger Woods first fall His father first tape the golf clubs to his hand. Yeah, this is my dream. Wow, but they're saying um, don't do that So don't do that. Oh, and so yeah, I don't know if it's real or not I just also want to remind you is that when you see something that seems to dead make sense It'd be completely real that is on a social media post You really are gonna want to maybe get a secondary source about whether or not it's real or not Because if you see these commercials saying learn from tiktok Do not not learn from tiktok. It's really bad. Don't learn from us

Like I mean it. No, go do your own that I even had even the term do your own research as fuck Go to like a place where you where it's really hard to read the articles like go to like an Go one of those like education like a real academic journal. Go there and guess what even they're wrong sometimes Even there are fucking cuz they're just people writing fucking essays with other old books So you need to read multiple things and then sometimes talk to somebody who knows what the fucking is that they're talking about well Absolutely Just just take a shot at it. Let's take a shot at several sources instead of immediate like we are You know nothing. It's Chinese propaganda machine. Well, did you hear about this guy Callum Carlisle? Which one?

He's a 25 year old man, and he was using an optical illusion device Apparently the device makes like things look bigger. So naturally cuz he's a man. He put it on his penis You see it's fun. It didn't work out for him. Oh, this is a thing man We are all like you know now now that you're vaguely you're up and then you got put in the stable too, right? Sometimes when I'm with my beautiful wife, right, and I have a mind to do like a funny bit Right. She's just like, you know like that's funny. But like, you know, you're you're like embarrassing me You know you're embarrassing me, but it's a little bit, but it's again. That's me. It's too late for you, right? But this guy seems to be very similar. His name is Callum Carlisle, and so he's a mechanic

He's in Scotland and he thought it'd be really funny to put his penis on this thing that would show They would make it bigger and he showed it was like this camera and it showed it and the penis bigger It's like oh and then what and his girlfriend was like I can't take you anywhere, right? It's kind of funny Yeah, turn out it projected into a room filled with children. Yeah, it was He did not know the truth. He didn't know that. He is suitably embarrassed looking. If you see the picture of his arrest Where his head is in his hands, he is not happy. No, he's not and I don't think he would have ever done this Had he known there was a room full of 15 year old schoolgirls? Maybe not. Yes He was alone in a room and then there was a camera. It was called camera obscura and

With his girlfriend, well, they say he was alone, but then also they say it was his girlfriend So I don't know, maybe they're really that connected. I think he's currently single I say I think that Spiritually he is very alone. Yes, so he was uh, he was charged I don't know exactly sure what he was charged with it. I do think this was an accident Camera obscura has five floors packed with more than a hundred illusions and rooftops I also think they should tell you if like the camera in this room Projects to a group of schoolgirls because why why does that happen? I mean honestly, why would it? Why I don't know?

I don't know, but I think that they kind of assume Hey You're in public Don't show your penis to anybody But yeah, of course sort of a general rule, but yeah Yeah, you should look at it. Okay, so check all your angles And my whole thing is that if I'm pulling out my penis even if it's fun and it's not ever really in the end Because once I pull my penis out, it's serious

Absolutely, it is serious absolutely So the device in the room again, it creates an optical illusion changing the size of the object now the prosecutor said The accused quote unbuckled his belt Unzipped the flies on his trousers and removed his flaccid penis from there. Now if I'm the defense Flaccid That's the thing. He was not trying to entice anybody. He is stood down. He stood down He was just trying to make himself laugh and again make his girlfriend laugh But yeah, again, it's just his not

That's idea possible. He then held his penis in his hand and walked to the other side of the room He was marching with us. He was just like look look look look. It's not good It's what the man in the bathrooms in the bathrooms in Ohio did to me and when he yes I know you have a bad history of being seen random man's penises Everybody's just so proud of them But as he walked from the side of the room his penis grew on because of the optical illusion He then placed his penis back in his trousers his partner walked out of the room and witnessed people overhearing And people witnessed her saying I can't take you anywhere. Yeah, but again

I just feel like he wouldn't have done it if I feel like no he would not have done it I feel that he would not have done it if he knew that it was go to a bunch of kids, but again Take a step back. It's that good right before you do the bit before you release your penis They can take I just don't think the look at the room see what room you're in See who else is in the room, but why is the camera? Why are people? I just don't understand Why is there that's the bigger story to me? Why is there a groom full of 15 year old squirrel girls that just have access to this one room? It's like it's a and it's an interactive fun learning environment

Yeah, I would say like you'd be interesting at what he should have done is like if you really want to teach those kids Is she's shown right before like like instead of pulling out of his penis? You should have taken a picture out of the falling man from 9-11 and he should have put that over the fucking Telescope and showed that to the children because what did we learn about 9-11 in the UK? They don't care and also again, we're gonna learn remember this I got it flack last week because I don't know fully know what countries are in the UK and the full difference between Ireland and Scotland and England. I don't know what but guess what a blood that's been shed over that Absolutely, but when we are in the UK, that's when I remember because I know that the consequences of not remembering gets you

bloodily Just to fucking beat in the street. So you know in the next three next three weeks We're gonna be in Europe for three weeks. So I am going to be fully educated in a way that maybe that's what I need It's hands-on. I'll just say Lori Sure Anyway, just lastly the solicitors said prosecutors accepted the behavior wasn't sexual See, it was about quote men being concerned about the size of their appendage and trying to do something about it Yeah, camera obscura

Honestly, that is really on and I'm glad that they actually did see some sense and they did allow I do know he's not a predator the fact that it's flaccid saved this man's life. He really did It's hard. It's a whole nother thing. He's sure you know if it was hard He goes right to jail right because like why are you rock hard? You must know somebody's watching you and we showed the pussy and if it's wet same thing But honestly if you show a pussy and it's wet and you can noticeably see it everybody applaud But that's just because there's a double standard, isn't there? Come on. Let's get this going. Let's get this fucking going

Also, there was a bit of an internet rumor that Chris Chan had escaped from jail. Yeah, not true Apparently Chris Chan doesn't really have the bones of a rat and can't get out of a cell and she was obviously She's still very much still in jail and we're waiting to find out when the trials gonna start fantastic absolutely Beautiful beautiful story. I love this. This is just a headline It's just monkeys in India still four month in that and throw him off the roof and tragic attack Look at the picture. It's just a picture of a monkey eating an ice cream cone. Yeah, why did they use that picture? Why

They stole a four-month-old and threw off a roof. Oh my god Anyway It's a horrible video. I just I think I was after I just can't believe that that would be the image that they use Most of the time they use images of just random people. It normally just like a monkey like snarling this they just went straight to They didn't even think about it. They were like fuck it. You're like, you got any pictures of monkeys? Yep A roast as dark as the night Perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad ravings required for your podcasting. Don't mind the red eyes He's just trying to warn you of the bridge the bridge

Finally from the caffeine-addled brains of Spring Hill Jack coffee and last podcast on the left Bre bring you Mothman's red-eye blend. Yes delicious Panama beans go to last podcast merch dot com To order yours today Well speaking of airlines that brings us to hero of the week All right, well this week's hero it involves Southwest airline workers really yes indeed Isn't that interesting? Wow, we actually are choosing Southwest Airlines Well, also, there's a fish that's involved So a pair of Southwest airline employees volunteered to become mum and dad to a passenger's fish

After the passenger was told she could not embark with the animal. So Kira This fucking woman she's bringing a fucking full-on goldfish like this is it sounds like a Republican sketch It was a beta fish and the beta fish exactly. It was a beta fish named Theo And so yes, she liked Theo and she was a freshman returning from college for the summer Now Southwest Airlines says, oh, no, you can't do that. You've got to take that fish out of here But this isn't a cruise. This is a plane. So that's when the Southwest agent is my own and his fiancee Jamie offered to take care of the fish so that she wouldn't miss her flight. So isn't that nice? That is actually I guess it is where does the fish go?

Well, she went home with with with these people. So they just took it. They took the fish I thought that you held it on the how held it on the flight. No one did So Ismail and Jamie took care of the fish for over four months and until until the two pairs were reunited and guess where? Where Tampa? So now entering her sophomore year Kira brought a gift card as a way of thanking the agents much as you mentioned giving gift cards to agents to thank them and they watched her fish for four months she watched they watched Theo for four months who happens to be a fish and Yes, so isn't that nice of them because usually what they do and I've seen them do this to animals

They will flush them down the toilet. Yeah, of course. They'll take it. There was actually a story She doesn't remember anything there was a story where I believe a woman had to stow her dog and in that guy Oh, yeah, and you night and then there's a lot so the fact that these people were like We'll take care of your fish because again, she would have had to make the hard decision to flush it down the toilet Because you know, she's not missing her flight Let me just ask this to any but outside stories LP Oriel gmail.com. First of all, do fish remember you? No, they even have any clue that they're that they're there I thought that was the whole point of fish that they had like three second memories. I don't know

I don't know that just sounds like you're excited to assault them. No, I think no, that's a fish memory I'm pretty sure fish memories are saying in general like it's weird because I like I wouldn't get it because it has no memory It's just strange but this woman still arrives at the airport with a full Fish oh interesting now This is according to the first thing that comes up on Google when you search fish memories So, you know, it's true, but many people believe a fish memory is only 30 seconds. However, Canadian scientists Demonstrated that it is not true. In fact, a fish can remember context and associations up to 12 days So this fish had four months without its owner. So I knew nothing. They knew nothing, but she knew I can't even believe I

Would never hold on to somebody else's fucking fish For months. How much money I gotta put into this. I had to clean out its tank. Is it a tank? No, you get it to the airport Okay, so you wonder wouldn't she literally had it in a in a in a boss full of water because why well because it's a fish Well, you know Where'd she come from with college? She's in college, you know college kids. They're always fun So each fish now apparently how do they figure out the memory of a fish each fish was trained To enter a particular zone of an aquarium to receive food and they did this training for three days 20 minutes each day

And they were able to remember that 12 days later. So I guess that's how they figure that out I don't know what these people are doing all these people Peanut butter over my dick three times and I have those fish really they come at it every single time I put it under water and yeah, it does dissolve but in the very beginning they understand if I play with this Zoologist balls I get some peanut butter. Yes, indeed So the fish are smarter than you think but again, it's still only 12 days. So I just difficult because yeah I you know what? It's nice It does seem like this is an advertisement for Southwest even though

They you know, they got thousands of canceled flights every weekend man the last Southwest flight I took the woman got on And I think I mentioned this and she took the mic and she said if you guys want to act like children We will treat you like children and I was like, what is happening? No, it's very intense. It's very very intense You really it is it though again. I say I bring the ward of the garage They south but brings the word to the comfort seating I just don't understand the idea of fighting for a seat. I did I won't do it. It's scary I want to it as for listening emails. I'm going to save them

I'm next week see that some people may know what happened and some people don't but those of you that do know Congratulations for those of you that don't Next week we're coming back to some listening emails. Yes. Well, Henry didn't reread the if didn't pre-read the emails I had that was an email that he got halfway through that he realized he had already read. I Yes, the other one. Yes, I read. Yes. I realize I already ready. I have plenty of other emails But they're very long and so at this point the episodes long and so I'm trying to make sure that we don't make the show too long I Actually got an email recently and perhaps I'll share this one then okay, because I think that this is exceptionally important

It's about Camp Lejeune. Oh Have you been affected by an entire camp Lejeune? Did you live at Camp Lejeune from 1953 to 1987 and have you developed cancer or a serious illness? Well, you might be You might be Entitled to a significant Financial compensation. What happened at Camp Lejeune? Camp Lejeune. What happened? We might have to do a full episode on Camp Lejeune Because I have people like and every and it's not in LA and it's not in New York, but we do it

We were in Ohio. I don't know where the hell we were but anywhere in the Midwest. I seem to get these emails I we seem to see these commercials about Camp Lejeune and the poison water that happened there and how it Poisoned a bunch of people and look at the face of the soldier there in the in the email. Look at this guy. He's Here we go. I got an email. I do have an email I live in a semi rural village in the southeast of England one summer afternoon in the early 2000s Oh, that's when Britney Spears was from. Yes. I was walking my then dog That's that those some through some weed fields close to my home now a few days after harvest Despite though nice weather and the fact that it was a popular dog walking spot. There was no one else around

As I was standing on one of the dirt paths at crisscrosses the fields waiting for my dog to finish investigating a smell a Silence seemed to fall around us Suddenly from behind me. I heard the sounds of a group of children playing is if it had a kid's party or in a school playground Oh I turn around but even though the sound seemed to come from only about eight or ten meters away There is no one to be seen. There was no one to be seen at all I was unable to make out any individual words But somehow got the impression that I was hearing the voices of four or five children

This continued for several seconds when suddenly the children were interrupted by a youngish female voice saying And at the point the voices ceased the silence lifted in zones of the country sword returned That was more puzzled and scared but decided anyway That it was probably a good time to end the walk and return home my dog for her part didn't seem to have noticed that anything had Happened now. I was walking into the same route before and after this event on many occasions. I'm not experienced anything like it You might call it a time slip Absolutely, and we hope to experience one in Scotland very soon. We're going to Liverpool Liverpool Guess all that I go to Liverpool. I don't know. We're watching a soccer match. Now. Tell us to side stories LP otl

I'm already telling you. We're sitting in a we're sitting behind glass. Let us. Please tell us where to sit not we are We're gonna be in a booth. I'm afraid to get We're gonna get glossed. Yeah, they're gonna murder us. We're gonna be like. Hey, do you remember do you remember used to come from here? That's what we're gonna sit in a suite We're gonna spend a lot of money oh snores hat you got all it's they're just want to kill you Hey, I wish this is where the Abbey Road is. Oh my god. We're so screwed. This is where they went Shoes on I need you to dress like like Garth when he was wrapping Reebok on Wayne's world all Liverpool I'm gonna go

Unless we're in Manchester and then we love Manchester No, you can't be both. No, buddy. This is how you get fucking killed. You can't be like, hey I was a boring game so the fans have to be violent So it's like it's it's dangerous It is scary. It is scary. Yeah, I'm very scared, but that's the reason why I Live you live I live every day saying Hey, don't hit me buddy. Hey, everybody go and walk in the first day walking that room. You're like, hey Everybody's thinking I hit me. I know

What's that do it up and say why don't we laugh a little bit? Yeah, right? And just like, you know, I immediately I know you want to assault me when I pull my pants down and push me down I want to fucking rape me in here, right? I get it You see my saunter and little but all you want to do is jazz all over and I get it I get it, but instead of doing all of those Nick crimes to me, right? Why don't we just fucking love why don't we love instead? Just you just give me a fucking give me why instead of putting me down lift me up Absolutely, and that's a great reminder to lift other people up because if everyone tears everyone down

Then we're all just at the bottom and technically it's against your own best interest all ships rise I completely agree when it comes down to it. That's the reason why you just don't you're nice for selfish reasons Just be cool. It's the best part. The whole point is to be altruistic for selfish reasons That's why I don't get that Brett farf scandal, but that's a whole nother. He's I do not do not care Do you like now that you don't have to deal with him anymore? I'm more because he's no longer a packer like do you like and he retired as a Viking But I know he's a moron and he could have just bought the he could have paid for it because he's a super rich But anyway, all right everyone. Thank you so much for listening. Yeah. Oh go check out Spring Hill Jack coffee

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