Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Bigfoot Season
Episode Date: January 28, 2021Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a new piece of legislation proposes "bigfoot hunting season", a lawyer is suspended for giving advice on how to get away with murder, a naked man ...wrapped in guts goes on a rampage with his dad’s severed head, and much more.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0
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There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories
Because I tell you what there's a lot of people that will call the way that my father raised me to be controversial
Really, okay
So you are watching the Tiger Woods documentary about how Tiger Woods father raised him to become a champion golfer and you're equating this to your
Family life when my father told me number one. He's just like being fat makes you physically strong
Right, that's what he told me which is completely correct. It definitely doesn't you can't be gay and fat
So my son straight look at him. He's fat
I don't know because then he was also like every once in a while
He'd like hold up a picture of Harvey fire scene like next to me and see if what
But I remember when I found their first tape to microphone to my hands
Oh, is that right me to I used to run laps around the backyard
Given one liners and I know yet at the time people. Oh, oh, it's child protective services needs to take the boy away
For what trying to be funny trying to be a comedian that is actually grounds to take a child away
He didn't know that he was making none of them knew they were making I'm gonna almost I'm gonna call myself almost
Uh-huh, the what's it good? What's a good person? I'm gonna say the the
If you say Bobby Bonilla, I'm going to throw you off of the show and we're replacing you with just a toad
The only way I'll ever be Bobby Bonilla of anything is once I start making money from not working. Yeah
That's right. He's the king. It's a genius. I'd say I'm more of the Steve Perry of comedy. Oh
Journey, okay. I love Steve Perry. I saw him at lunch. You talk about that's amazing by the way tuna fish to him tuna fish
Yes, I knew Steve Perry was a tuna fish guy
It was a bed of leaves with tuna fish on top of it and tuna fish on top of it
And that's the true maturity me and Matt Servito a man that also
He experienced a visible erection from saving the Satan from pretty faces going to hell correct both of us
We were framed from saying anything but we gave him a nod
That is absolutely wonderful
And if you want to know the power of magical thinking an entire country thought
Steve Perry was attractive for about 20 years. Look at Rick. Oh, we know he was
We were staring at him and then MTV was like he's a hunk. I'm looking at him
I know he's not but in my mind. I'm like, I guess he's a hunk
But guess what the whole world's been force-fed all this like oh, yeah, Adam Levine
He's got this nice body and those little brown nipples. Everybody likes Levine
Looks like he got his tattoos from a EA sports creative player who they are the most generic things of all time
He just it just is
California it that's just a state Steve Perry Rick O'Casey the whole point of being a rock and roll person the whole point of learning to
Play the guitar the whole point of getting from I love little man
You're supposed to be you are supposed to be ugly and your talent is supposed to get you flayed
Henry Zabrowski. I've said it before we're gonna start this show. He is the deal of podcasting
Welcome to side stories everyone Ben hanging out with Henry
Holy dive up whoo got to see do live when he was the front man for heaven and hell that man ran
Probably 50 miles. He just ran run back across like he was Martin Lawrence
We're cat cat Williams where he just runs so much and as an audience member. I just feel guilty for not exercising
I'll tell you what he was the former fastest man within 10 feet. He was I'm happy to take it into the future
I will take that baton into the future because
It comes down to it. You got to be small. He was so small that the rock and contain inside of him had nowhere to go
But out it really is that is why I believe people do have souls
Isn't it because look at that little vessel and then when you would open his mouth you'd say wow
Same thing with Sasha Gray. All right. Well, let's talk a little bit about the new I love Sasha
I was good. We're one friend removed really. Yes our friend
I'll tell you off air who knows her so we can meet Sasha. I like her new show. She's doing good
She's a good personality the last time we met a an adult film actress
I believe we were at Comic-Con and you I was hammered. No, you acted like
Like you acted bad like a drooling I was really what she does every really really no
But you didn't you didn't act bad you acted too sheep. No, I was very I was Joseph
I know you. Yeah, it was sad man
But that was sad, but the rest of the night was great. It was wonderful. All right
Well, let's get to some new stories that keeps on giving I guess is murder and mayhem within families
If not, we wouldn't have a show or a career
Look at this story. This story is simply
You know what what you can't make it up. You can't I mean you could someone has made it
I've watched a movie that was actually very similar to this recently, but it is fun
Naked maniac arrested carrying his dad severed head. All right, so that's the headline and I have to immediately say I
Don't like this bias journalism
Why are you gonna call him a maniac? You don't know you're in a personality type naked. Okay. He's he got no clothes on
Yeah, that's just that's objective truth
I would maybe say it depends because if he shows up all wrapped up in an intestines
And he's got his father's fucking head in his hands or he's covered in blood and when you meet him
He's just like you got to tell you, you know what honestly, I think I went too far this morning. That's not a maniac
That's not a maniac now. He's become rational
Yes, but maybe at the time when he was got a big fork and he was pulling the intestines out like it was fucking spaghetti
Like laughing and screaming then you might say oh, hey, buddy. Hey, we might want to dial this back a little bit
Well, this is another lesson in being able to spot bias journalism. So the maniac we don't know
We don't know for sure. We don't know this comes from the New York Post
So, you know, it's gotta be legit naked man wrapped in guts goes on rampage with dad severed head
I mean, I like I always had with dad severed head like it was his friend
Look hanging out a naked maniac covered with intestines went on a rampage in the Ukraine hitting parked cars with his father's severed head
In front of horrified passers-by according to a report. I wish it said
Incorporate horrifyingly pleased passers-by the thing is you needed to take your car into
The wash anyway, I'm doing the car washes here in New York or here in Los Angeles rather
That's where you live. Yep did not do it in New York. No need to have a car there didn't have a car your feet are your car
Yeah, so every time you showered it was like you took yourself to a car wash. Absolutely once a month once a month once a month
I
Mean the car wash makes you feel good, right? Sure
But sometimes you're like, what is the final speck of dust that has to hit my car where I finally go?
Take the right turn and go into the car wash sure someone
Douses your car in a severed head and I say it's inspiring. I say today is the day
I'm gonna wash that frickin car mine absolutely and it's also probably a day
You're like, you know what? I should probably write that screenplay
Well, I should probably apply to be a lawyer next week just anything to maybe not end up like this man
This naked and bloodied man wrapped in guts holding the head of a man who came out of the front
This is from a witness of this is a neighbor in Odessa a naked employee man
He's like he sat on a bench and he lit a cigarette which I get man
Like it's been a day. Well, it's a carcinogen. You want to be very careful
The thing that really gets me is the way that he wore the intestines
They're saying constantly that he wore them around his neck like a scar and I mean, I don't know much about the inside
The innards of a human body. I don't really know much. They're loopy. They're loopy
Pretty sure that's where all the poop is though. Yep, so he had a poop necklace. Yes, absolutely
Yeah, it was his father's I know the the intestines were him from his friend. Oh those were from his friend
Hey, those were from his friend. He uh, he held the
Head of his dad and the intestines of his friend both locally sourced. That's like wearing a Puma shirt and Nike shoes
I know honestly, you have to think about you don't want to be
Yeah, come on
Make a choice but holding the decapitated head of his father
Pono morenco Panna morenco, which I believe his name is his full name is
Dmitri Panna morenco. He turned to the cops smoking a cigarette
They you know, obviously they're like what's going on here and he said quote-unquote quote
He is a god who is not worshipped
We get it. He's out of a job. His dad is a god who is not worshipped. No, he that he himself was that he the man
Covered in his friend's intestines and poop theoretically and holding his dad's head is a god that should not be worshipped
So he's not wrong about that. He's just saying I'm not I am a god. Hey
I'm here. No one's born this way. No one's worshipping me. They should be yes
I get it. Yes. How like how I am anytime. I go to an audition. I'm starting to think this guy might be a maniac
I
Before this is yellow journalism
That's yellow journalism police found the headless corpse of the 53-year-old Egor Pono morenco lying on the bed of his apartment
So he left it there because obviously he was done with his bowling game
I guess in the kitchen they discovered the sliced and gutted body of family friend
Alexander Dumchenko 32 the son reported. Oh
It Panna ranko reportedly said he killed the man quote because he had to why
Why he had to what's going on in Ukraine right now where this guy had to do this massive civil war
Isn't there a massive like good civil unrest happen? Yeah, there's a bunch of stuff happening
I suppose their leadership is literally run by a clown. He truly is a comedian that is a comedian
Yeah, he is a comedian. Yeah, but they're about to have like a bunch of war
I don't know exactly if this is the time to have a comedian as your leader
Maybe someone with military experience, but but what about fighting for laughs?
Mmm, I mean every day he's a war out here on the fucking internet trying to fucking carve out space for content
Absolutely, but he is
He could seem like he really got out of control there. Well, you know, let's talk
Apparently that the pressure inside of the human body can build up like cuz I've read you know
How many times have we talked about people being disemboweled? Oh, so I'm honestly
Hundreds of times. Yeah, probably five just on the show alone. We've been doing probably be four hundred and thirty three times
sure
You can cut open the belly of a person and the guts can be so
Impacted depending on when you've eaten
Obviously tell me if I'm wrong side stories LP OTL GML to come but I've seen this they can literally pop out of you
And so the guts and I wonder what led up to it
I want I imagine cuz first thing I'm gonna blame is the game among us
It makes people fight. I might say that might have happened because you know check out old Nader's home
I'm not gonna stream on Tuesdays, which after our last three on the left on these weeks
But honestly great kind of plug that's what the fighting the goes on in there
I feel like that's what happened
But also or does it start with just you and your buddy like we were saying before you were talking about how all the guys used to jerk
Off in front of each other in the shower
One guy in high school jerked off one time everybody
You all get jerk off look at each other because it was cool everybody thought it was cool anyone who played sports
No, you get you got micro stew with the small penis
Then you got jerk off stand and then you got everyone had a character in the showers, but yes, everybody
It's like Saturday night
Wait
You know your friend's feet everyone knows what happened in the boys showers in the 90s when you played football it
I'm so glad I'm just so glad I'm basically a woman. I'm just so glad I don't like any boys playing boys games
But you're hanging out with your buddy within the within the game that the post-shower
And the winners and the losers there
Sometimes it flip-flops from the field. All I know is there's the coach is always the winner
Yeah, especially when he's got his lawn chair there and his binoculars honestly you you joke
Have you molested by your coach? Are you gonna turn this into a Marty Janetti podcast? No
No, I was not I had wonderful coaches
Great that clears it up. Thank you, but you're sitting with your buddy and he's just like oh, man
I'm so many fucking beans today. Yeah, it's just like yeah
I bet you great. Yeah, I bet dude man fucking a lot of beans and he's just like my fucking bad man
My fucking guts are all filled with fucking jump juice dude
And he's just like whatever you know, man, we should check we should check it out. Yeah to get rid of it
Yeah, he's a lot. Yeah, dude. You better fucking make my belly button bigger friend
So in some way you're victim blaming here because you think that the victim was like he so in your story
He's this guy's in a maniac. This man is trying to eat in a bed. He's friend again
He was a maniac. Yes
He was a maniac then and he was a maniac for being so close to his friend that he would dare take his friend up on the suggestion
Yeah, sure. I could fucking disembowel you to see we'd say how much beans are in there
Sure, sure. Well, and that's why people come to us to avoid fake journalism all because we don't know that that's not true
I don't know what's not true ever, but then the person is wearing a
Intestine around his neck that is formerly the home of a bunch of bean crap
Which I would assume oozed all over his shirt like a shoulder
It was made cheaply that got stuck in the rain and it bleeds onto your nice little thin scarves like a little tube scarf
I wore a scarf once left it at where I brought it and never bought another one
I don't like scarves because I don't like the
Strangle I just don't need a scarf. I've I my feet get cold my legs get cold
I can never say my neck has been cold. Have you ever thought about like some kind of compression wear?
I'm supposed to wear compression socks every time I fly on account of the deep vein thrombosis
And that's what we're here to talk about the horrors of deep vein thrombosis
I cannot wait until I'm in my Wilford brimley. I can't wait. You're having trouble walking you over the age of 65
My god kids aren't calling you anymore. Your veins are the only family you have you want to take care of make sure they can flow
Oh, right. I named this like shotgun this like a shotgun, too. One of them is gonna kill me
Well speaking of murder and speaking of food. What a great natural segue South Carolina
Who doesn't love watching the great show worst cooks in America?
I am but you know in that league you say this worst cooks is one of my Natalie nice favorite like shut off your brain shows
It's really fun. We love people messing stuff up. It's like we like we like nailed it. Hello, Nicole buyer
What's going on? It's like we like people that we like people funnily
Missing up food. I like to be I like to see people thrive
Which is why I've been watching season 2 a blown away. You know what it is about blown away. It's really good
I do I love it and I love new terms
Yes, because you know what they call the kiln that they put the they put all the glass into shape it
Hmm, they call it the glory hole and then nobody laughs. No, I wasn't anybody
No, it's like how many times they constantly say blow because everyone because you got a little like and then you got a
Constant supplies of humor. No one's recognizing it
It's like unfortunate fire when they talk about pulling the meat out of the tang and you know like how many times they say the word
Billet the tang is the perinium aka the taint of the knife, but no, of course
No, I actually think the tang is the bowls of the knife
Well, anyway, what I'm saying is they need to bring a little side stories LP ot lg mail to come if you actually want to come
Don't know. No, this is a little levity, but not like this woman did because no woman on the worst cooks in America
Yeah, she may have not been a good cook, but apparently came a good cook at the end of the season
She was really good at beating her daughter to death, which is really sad and bad
It's a South Carolina woman. I didn't mean to laugh. No, she won
season
20 yeah, buddy. It's been on show forever man
I'm around 20 only they got make they fucking print money over there, dude. I'm not a huge amperial fan
I'm not against I'm not against anyone. I've just I don't I am a guy guy
I we're all guys guys
You know what I'm also doing on hgtv hometown because the characters
Big I don't hometown is boring
You don't know what it's like to be in a loving relationship Wow
20 years we actually already
Relationship our friendship is technically highly functional in a way season 20 worst cooks in America. Okay, here we go
Hey, let me let me lay this out Ariel Robinson
Together now Ariel Robinson and Jerry Robinson
We're great at radio, but she was effervescent on the show, right?
Absolutely, that's like one of the um, that's like to me that the ultimate tragedy is just the ruining of a possible
The potential TV career was it vet these people a little bit more to be like a here's a picture of your kid
Verse three feelings. Oh, oh rage. Oh rage. Get rid of get rid of and make a casket
So we're gonna actually barely make eggs
Sadly the producers would cast her immediately, which is exactly what happened
Well, earlier Robinson was she got she big crazy hair. She was like a large in life personality
She called herself an up-and-coming. She was like a budding stand-up
She was very funny on the show. She won the
$25,000 grand prize after competing on the food network. So this is an August and that's a pretty good prize and to be fair to
The food network in general guys grocery games. You're pulling down some pretty good cash
There's a good sponsorships 20 grand. Yeah, they get good sponsorships too, but um, but that's like it's well
It's all about your skill, isn't it triple G? It's about your speed because blown away is a $60,000 package
Well, which means you get a residency means you just have to work. Most of these guys are just yeah
You literally get a job which is nice, but also at the same time give me some money
So this six you got 25 grand with taxes around 13 grand. Yes, so she she got 13 great
She was gonna take her family on a big vacation, but instead she decided to beat her child to death
What South Carolina? She's from South Carolina, which is it's an interesting state
They won the she and her husband Jerry Robinson. They were picked up on the last Tuesday my officers
But with the from the Simpsonville Police Department this comes from the Daily Mail
So, you know, it's legit the child was three years old. So said Victoria Rose Smith beautiful baby girl
It is very very the robinsons apparently the cops said that the robinsons quote did commit child abuse by inflicting a series of blunt force
injuries it's bad resulted in the death of the victim is very very bad each face charges of homicide and child abuse
It's not my god. She it's hard to describe because again, you just don't know anybody
She had a YouTube video up four days ago. How do you for the crime?
She was up teaching being super like bubbly and funny
This is the type of shit that you're like it's why you can never trust anybody that's on camera
But you have to be able to trust somebody otherwise you have to just be the last one was Larry King and he's dead
Well, Larry sure although his final program was actually ironically about bowels. I was making some paychecks towards the end
Yeah, yeah, that's when you get the best TV show of all time is a sponsored 30-minute ad at 3 a.m
Of course when it's just like Corbin Burnson from the major league like talking about do you need your toes realigned
Everybody gets to 75 years old and your toes begin to switch place. My question is okay
So obviously because we don't know too much. So we have to infer a bunch
Did we have to this person?
Because some not everyone can actually handle the idea of being a celebrity and when I say that I don't mean
That in this sense of like being cocky and being like flamboyant
You actually have to be very humble. Well, you have to be very cautious. You have strangely stable
You have to you have to have an inner working. That's why it is I don't know
I know it's ridiculous to say but it once you are truly like quote-unquote famous
She was not really like you know Reeves fights fam every day to be normal
Yes, they it is difficult because your world gets smaller and smaller. Yes, we all agree
That's what you sign up for to be famous and to have all the access and have all the money
But of course with social media and stuff also it got like it got a little crazy fast
It really did but somebody I really do think it
Escalates mental illness very often it escalates
Especially aggression very often because you're kind of put yourself in because the one thing is that when you're put in the public spotlight
You then get people whether you ask for it or not
criticizing every inch of your life and so this person it's see I imagined it seems that
Something obviously built to a head because she has no other criminal reports under no other police reports
She doesn't have a criminal history. It seems like maybe some I want to say well
What happened here is now that I'm looking more into this story
She adopted three children last year
We don't know if this person that she murdered was one of her adopted children or not don't know this could be a money scam
Situation if all that's what could be and then the money came in right then you are so you did who knows
We don't know that for certain. We don't like we didn't know the other guy was a mania Jerry Robinson Ariel Robinson
We have no idea what it is. It does seem very very strange to adopt three children in one year
I don't know if they had the means in order to support those children
therefore it would be a little bit
Controversial if if they didn't actually but I they're not running a frickin orphanage here
so this is really an interesting story and
Obviously our heart breaks for the children and you're right
You never know and maybe they felt like oh these kids are getting in the way of our budding
Career in food, but what you've just done is now you have a budding career in at most a prison
birthday cake, which is just a bunch of honey buns and
And I'll smash together with some Oreos because why I watch prison
But they obviously constantly and honestly some of the food does look good
Well, Ariel Robinson was a former middle school teacher a local comedian and although going on the cooking competition show might have earned her local fame
This is from Distractive Vi the homicide charges against her will outshine anything else. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you're right
But I actually she when I'm finding there is no criminal history. So this seems to be a fucked up
Moment, I mean, I know it's obviously it's just like we have no clue over this
It was escalated abuse that then finally bubbled over into actual murder
But or does it happen where you have a flip moment where you act violently towards a child you hit them
You realize oh, that's really bad and the kids gonna report me
So then you somehow in your mind rationalize ending the problem
We know that from family annihilators all the time this idea of like I'm saving my other children from the shame of
Their mother
Beating one of you essentially by killing them apparently Robinson said of her winnings the 25 grand again that she got for being a horrible cook
She says I want to take them to a referring to her family and children
I want to take them to a water park resort or a beach a vacation
So we can do one big thing as a family this year and you know what they did do a big thing as a
Family, but it was certainly not as fun as a good old-fashioned water park
And so this story is crazy the truth is though a lot of times where there's smoke there's fire
So I feel like this is probably not an isolated incident
It's just the first time it ever went so far and they had no clue what the hell they were doing
I just feel so bad for the poor kids or adopted because you can imagine you don't get adopted from great families
It's a little bit as that's called being abducted and then of course you get to end up on the mask singer
Which is a statement about our society that I don't even know
Those that don't know
Elizabeth smart correct you was the one abducted in Utah about what 30 25 years ago or so fucking with Kelly and Conway posting a nude
Picture her for her daughter. I don't know what the hell is going on. I don't I don't parent
Parents need to be an adult
That's a you're being controversial
Parents should be free to also be children. How dare you anyway? Well speaking of so we'll follow that story
And it really is our break-in and it's hard to bring levity to it
But we always do
Someone's saying sensitive
We're just trying to be the sugar that helps the sad dildo go down the throat
I feel you actually don't think sugar would help a dildo good on this regular. Yeah
Yeah, you don't want to use a liquid honey if you're gonna do that. We are we here. This is how we process things
Yeah, it's very sad and I'm feel horrible those kids and now they have to go to another house
So please if you are in the if you are able to adopt there are at least three kids
Four kids because she had five so there's four kids that need a home that night
We're gonna do a catch-and-release program. That's fair. That's what they do with fish. Mm-hmm, but you're gonna do that with with human
Baby, yeah, it's gonna drop them off. Oh trophy children. Hey from your way
Well speaking of catch-and-release that we were debating is this top hat or is this side story as well
It made the side stories cut
Oklahoma representative Justin Humphrey, you know, nothing's going on. Nothing is going on. Nothing is going on
I certainly don't think that there's anything that would require like a whole bunch of the attention of the entire government
No, like there's no like a roll out that needs to be administered. No
I just saw a small business owner throwing money out the door being like I can't take it anymore get this money away for me
I have too much money
They just because the big thing is what's really nice about this time period is how much money is being vested in plywood boards
Shut her up. Everyone's businesses. Well
apparently
Representative Justin Humphrey this dude. He's out of Oklahoma. He knows what really is going on and what's really bothering the American people
So he has proposed a Sasquatch hunting season. Now. Yes, you heard that correct and also
I'm not gonna I don't want to step on toes and I certainly don't want to be insensitive to any real things that are happening in our society
But I look like a Sasquatch
Well, I mean somebody shoots me and they get off because they
Because it just so happened that I went camping during hunts bigfoot hunting season and then you know what they're gonna say to me
Why were you on the woods during bigfoot? I'm a person
I'm what was I wearing? I was wearing my camo because it's the one blended in too much and that's thing you look too much
You look too sneaky. I am
This is the standard ground legislation for cryptids so first of all I cryptid number one this program
I'm highly needed
Because his district includes the heavily forested Kaimichi
Kaimichi mountains all right where a bigfoot festival is held so they have like a day of a
Bring a bunch of frickin
Flags with the blue line coming to attack these people who just want to go have fun with
Celebrating the bigfoot you can get a bigfoot license and they can only but it only allows
I'm actually mad and releasing of a bigfoot. The whole point is to establish proof of bigfoot. They give you a whopping
25 grand if you can get it now because well, I'm not gonna be one of the people they're all like
Yeah, I see what you're doing there um but the way you smiled while you were doing that was actually quite
Indicative to how you personally feel. Well, I think the worst thing that can happen to you and I can maybe see it happen
You're maybe hammer. Maybe we finally get to do live shows again
Once this really brings the industry back to Oklahoma
We can go back to do live shows again and and then maybe yes
You get drunk and you do happen to be pantsless and just kind of water your annual woods and you do get trapped
The worst thing that could happen to you is that I bet you you might have a couple of ranny hunters
I've been like this one's looks like you've got the mange because you know you got some ball patches, right?
Where your face is itself and they're like we better get some of its seed. That's the that's the scene from deliverance
I can and then I get I get God knows you know what happens to me
No, no, they may not have sex with you
You might they will have sex with me because it'll be a forced insertion which I will not say is sex for me
They might just try to get your calm. So when I say to you honestly, Kissel
It's just roll over show the belly
And get it done as fast as possible
You know what I mean? I think you're there guy on the inside and I have now just lowered my trust level of you
down to 68 percent
It's a drop of 30 percent
You're at a 98 percent but now because you always got to give two people you always have to give people 2% just in case they
Commit a crime that's so heinous where you can still be like I never trusted him and never chosen
So this is according to the legislation written by this total and complete
Jackass, although I do I do think it's kind of fun. He's saying it's going to promote tourists
No, I understand sure that is fun and tell of course again someone who looks like me gets shot
He says establishing an actual hunting season and issuing licenses for people who want to hunt bigfoot
We'll just draw more people to our to our already
beautiful part of the state, but why can't you just do what does it say about human nature?
Why can't it be a bigfoot picture license where you can take a photo of it trying to do that and everybody?
He won't stand him. He won't fucking he won't stand in place
He keeps hiding but there was a very it was found but you know, there was a a creature that was spotted
2,000 miles away in Washington state that many people believe was a bigfoot
However, there is some controversy here because Micah Holmes
He is the he works for the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation and he says the agency actually doesn't recognize
Bigfoot as something that exists
Fuck you
I actually was watching a video the other day about the this so-called
Although I will say this guy's a Republican the Democrats could use a few crazies out there, too. We really could we really good fun with it
But there was a YouTube channel was watching that had a really interesting video that showed I mean
It's I just don't know what to do
It's the same thing with all cryptids where there is a guy named BC Garrett that is a bigfoot hunter that straight
He found this footage from his hunting cams that he says is
Undeniable proof that Bigfoot can go transparent
Can cloak himself using predator-like technology? Okay, and so he shows these videos of what it can only describe as I'm
Gonna say it looks like someone farted in the winter
Where it's just like a flute it's a cloud that goes past they think you can kind of see the ripples
And he's like that's Bigfoot and there's and then the guy that's running YouTube videos like you can obviously see the outline of the
Bigfoot is here and they just do a circle
They do the circle
It's just the same thing as our live show man where they just I was like no you made a Bigfoot shape
But you if you there is no Bigfoot shape there
Well because now I'm forced to see it because you drew a Bigfoot shape where there was no shape see
See, you know what I should actually be the first one because I'm the first one say you got to admit
You got to fake it till you make it but I know that yes, you are correct technically
Then it is a Bigfoot shape in Oklahoma with this legislation
One of my concerns if a Bigfoot can cloak themselves if they can make themselves invisible
Aren't people just gonna be shooting more bullets yes into the atmosphere into the world. I already paid for all these bullets
Flying around like I just don't need to have so many bullets flying around because I
Didn't sign up to go to the military and I don't want to invade another country
I've been saying this net guns unless they have a silly string unless they have a lot of cheese
There needs to be net guns real net guns, but more people should have them
I mean, I think that that would be wonderful if you if you net a Sasquatch
That's awesome. I know so I went back looking at crossbows again, and then Nat saw me and she got scared like she went
She was just like are you look you shopping for crossbows? Oh, it's for fun
I mean, I have to go to a crossbow Institute is what you said. I have to go train
Well, that is actually because you want to know how to use it. Yeah, yeah, because I don't know how to use it
I wouldn't know frickin club to use a crossbow. I know it's easier than a bow and arrow
I'm so excited though. I'm so close. Well. Yeah, why wouldn't you go of course?
Well, you know with all these we have so many frickin guns as far as I'm concerned everyone should take a year of gun safety and
Crossbow safety and give every kid a gun
Give every kid a gun as long as they have feet that is a callback to a joke on another show good work last podcast on the left
That's the other show. That's actually yeah, that's right
All right, well, let's talk we're talking politicians. Let's talk politician adjacent lawyers. I
Actually feel like this story
I am on the side of the lawyer. So a Nashville lawyer has been suspended
After posting advice online of how to make a murder look like self-defense
But is this not the job of a defense attorney? I mean, I do you they're not supposed to the defense attorney's whole position is that they're supposed to
Work with people who they either believe to be innocent or believe need a fair trial
Well, I guess covering up a murder
But I don't know because honestly just seems like really great advice the road to hell, isn't it? It's paved with
Good intentions and sometimes those intentions could be good even if that intention is murder because a Facebook post
2017 how all good things stem from Facebook posts from 2017 always
Apparently there was a woman seeking advice on how to handle an abusive
Ex-partner so attorney Winston B. Sitton, which is a patient. He's a great lawyer name big hat
Big big bell buckle absolutely
He will get you more prison time than the prosecutor even wanted you to have because he wants everybody to know
That he is the best at what he does
Absolutely, and how do you keep defensive business? I got the most jail time
You got the most that's the most and as if you're a defense attorney
You want to make sure that those people constantly need you yep, which means they constantly have to be in legal trouble
So this is the woman's like I'm getting beat up by my ex-partner. I don't know what to do
So sitting encouraged her to quote lure the man into a home and shoot him
Mm-hmm now according to an opinion filed by the state's high court
I guess that's not a good idea for a lawyer to be doing well
He said he tried to say he said he later posted he said so his words were even with the new
Stan your ground law the castle doctrine is a far safer basis for use of deadly force and then he ladies just right
He is correct
But then he later posted that if the woman would should delete her post if she was serious
Now I was advised that a lawyer I advise you to keep mum about this if you are remotely serious
Your defense is that you are afraid for your life
Revenge or pre-meditation of any sort will be used against you at trial
Well, maybe it wasn't the best idea to write all of this on a public social
Just an email maybe he could have gotten away with it
But he did just put it on openly on Facebook and now that I'm looking again. I don't this woman may have been
The crazy ex after all because she did try to kill she did was gonna try to kill them
And because then she did delete the post yeah
And the ex apparently saw the comments and then he handed over the screenshots to the Shelby County district attorney
Yes, Amy why Rick and apparently they were like, yeah, that's not good that they did that for the board recommended that
Sitting's license be suspended, but only for 60 days. That's it. So he did so it's a little slap it because that's all he needs
He was just trying to help someone get away with murder, which if you're a defense attorney
It's like it's not your job. You're doing too much pre-pro
But he's guilty of doing too much pre-production but also we all need our secrets, don't we?
And so do we tell you all the magic that goes behind the scenes we do making last podcast on the left
Do we let you know all the tips and tricks of the trade? No, we don't because we have to keep some for ourselves
What have we kept for ourselves all the when you know you blow each other we do the 69 each time before we start
We told because I left sunglasses
I showed up at the studio today with Henry sunglasses and Travis Morningstar our great producer
He was like, ooh, did Henry spend the night and I was like no he left at three o'clock in the morning
But he should have kept some secrets of his own pocket
Well, that's the thing that you you shouldn't tell somebody how to get away with murder until they're paying you I agree
That was his biggest biggest mistake as a lawyer. I agree. All right. Well
One more quick tale here from Arkansas. Let's talk about this woman that was found right this
Talena Galloway. She was found in a freezer in Arkansas and believe it or not her roommate for ice cream. No
She was the ice cream
Unfortunately, so the sheriff there in Arkansas is like yeah, the roommate did it
She's 53 years old and my I'm looking at pictures of her
She seemed like really sweet and like totally normal just a normal girl in a you know just a normal 53 year old gal
So what happened to her? Well, she allegedly Talena allegedly posted on Facebook earlier that month
I think she believes she had COVID-19, but she would not go to the hospital her friends and family told
Datelines missing in America in May that that Facebook post was out of character and that they did not believe Talena would just walk away
Without contacting them. It made sense. Apparently that was the roommate that was like I've got COVID
Don't come any near. Wow, man. More and more of these like COVID cover-up murders really interesting same thing happened with a family
Annihilator it I forgot where I was just a recently a guy so I honestly there's so many of them during COVID
It's just because it they say it's left the same thing saying
Whole family got COVID, you know, sorry everybody if we're not getting back to calls and stuff and then he killed everybody
Absolutely, so the authorities have been searching for Talena since April 17th of 2020
Her roommate Corey Bamelli
Reported her missing from their Oklahoma home. She could have wrapped us up into the Sasquatch controversy and
Definitely Sasquatch took her that's what we need
We've read all of those books to talk about how many times Bigfoot will see a woman wash herself in a stream
You read those railing on that was your reading of creepypastas that you chose that I had nothing to do with
Marcus actually nothing to do with no one wanted it to happen, but someone wrote it
And it was there to be read
So because of this this is going back so this woman has been again just to really hammer this home
April 17th 2020
This woman went missing. Yes. She has been in the freezer
Damn near a year now. Yes. Yes, um and because of the COVID excuse her family was like, okay
We better be careful the freezer was discovered by a witness
They reported seeing a truck and white cargo trailer last summer on June 8th 2020 driving into a secluded area
Apparently that was where this body was left. The witness was suspicious of the activity caught up to the vehicle
Observe no one was around but smelled a foul odor coming from the trailer and
She also saw a foul smelling liquid pulled on the floor of the trailer
Which I guess is a human define that she obtained the tag information and contacted the Polk County Police and
And on January 14th 2021 the same witness was walking in the woods
She came across the same freezer. The lid was tape shut
She stated about the foul smell again
Sheriff Elliott said it was important to note that the tag number checked out
So it did check out upon examination because I guess there's just that many fucking freezers in Oklahoma
I guess so
Honestly, I feel like it's a hunting thing too, right? Wouldn't you have like a meat freezer outside?
I feel like that's very common, but you haven't
I just filled with rotten like deer meat if you didn't plug it in correctly or to play your power bill
I'm gonna say this to the sheriff at this point
I think you're making this woman who just found a potential corpse do too much work
It's a lot of serial number
Get Biff over here. Yeah, you find F in serial number and deputy big B
Get over there and he'd be like, well, I don't see him like it is awful full of person, isn't it?
It does doesn't it that nice?
I'm gonna go. I'm a normal person. I'm gonna go be traumatized over here. You do your job. Hell. Yeah. Thank you
Now Corey Balmaley is she been caught yet? She has been caught. There is a mugshot of her
It's just a middle-aged white-looking lady. She's short hair. I love a lady that looks like Phil Specter
She looks like Phil Specter. She's scary. Honestly, both of these women
He that doll that kind of came and went did he feel Specter just died God God must have needed
An angel when to get Michael Jackson in line God is like what producer do I have to kill up here to get Michael Jackson working?
All right, so these are two middle-aged just white ladies. They look totally I guess hashtag normal or whatever
No freaking idea so probably erased or Tevo
If you erase worse cooks in America, for example now the that's what food never did we're not allowed to even watch
It season anymore. They pulled it all. They got the whole thing on pulled it all off. They've been wanted Chris Benoit
Mm-hmm, you know, we know that it still happened. Oh, yeah, I'll still watch clips. There's the clips on YouTube
I'm watching them now. It appeared just demonic curiosity. It is weird. It changes. It doesn't does it's kind of fun upon examination of the freezers
Yes, the authorities they did discover human remains and on Thursday of this past week
Wagner County District Attorney Jack Thorpe. He got that arrest warrant and my gut did he execute it?
So apparently she was out on bond and located living in
Wisconsin Wow, so and the good land of the land of nasty roommates
That's very sad Sheriff Elliott says our hearts go out to the family of Talena Galloway
I'm gonna wait on inside of that house nothing good. Yeah
Yep, and apparently Nicole Bella font car told Dateline
She felt in her heart that her good friend Talena was gone. That's so sad and so sad man
You got to be careful with these roommates man. She says I knew we could I knew we would get frustrated
But today is the day justice one. We just it's just you know
Fortunately, you really need to fill out an application to be somebody's roommate. It's really gotta figure out how to communicate
It's really hard to have a roommate after a certain age
I mean you just have to you got postmates the other night. It was like a 75 year old woman
I had to go help get it all the shit out of the car for yeah, it's so bad
I don't fully know why people well in in New York. You're gonna have a roommate until you're a hundred
That's the idea but then but they're fun sexy roommates and you tell them all your tails
That's your life single in the city. It's a wife or husband. No, no, no, you go out there with you in New York
You got your drink of cosmos. You got your strappy shoes. No, I don't know
No, oh my god, and we're you're a sex in the city, New Yorker
You have to remember what the girls of the girls the TV show that that was that she came for money in that show
She just wrote her life. They were all just no, I know well off the children
I know that but I'm saying what they portrayed was working-class struggling artists, but yes
I couldn't do that correctly. No, it was a horrible show
But what I'm saying is that was a different version of New York. I am a sex in the city, New York guy
No, yeah, I used to watch sex in the city with my brother and I was always like yeah
I'm gonna go have that Cosmo lifestyle. I never wanted the crappy dumpy lifestyle that yes
I have the real New York lifestyle is your fat UPS delivery man
You got a hottest fuck Italian wife. Your mother lives across the street. You got fucking
Jerry Stiller's living in your basement
Real New York lifestyle. King of Queens. King of Queens and nothing wrong. Oh, so speaking of King of New York
He's not it means a terrible segue Robert Bigelow wants to give somebody
Not even a million dollars close to a million dollars to prove that there is life after death
How close how close I don't know because it's a dollar a dollar is close to a million dollars if you really
This is what it is according to his website bigelowinstitute.org the it's an essay
Also, okay, so I'm looking at best evidence for afterlife winning essay gets five hundred thousand dollars
There is a profile on the I guess what do you call this the the main the main font of the website that has a woman's profile
But um, I don't I don't think a lot of women. Let's look at the website. Thanks, right there
Leslie King just go it's but Robert the only thing I'm I don't want to talk about this at length because we've talked about Robert
Bigelow quite a bit. He is the
Enigmatic billionaire that is starts a budget in sweet. He's a billionaire. He can give almost a million dollars away
I just feel like the the answer if there is life after death is worth more than that
I think it might be worth more than that amount of money and I also feel like um a lot of people are
Searching for it. Yeah already as well. I don't know if they need the extra oomph, but it is fun to have a sci-fi
Billionaire out there like having like a real like from fiction
Robert Bigelow is like a guy who is just like a cloaked in mystery billionaire
Who's just trying to find out if there's ghosts and aliens in urn?
Every 5 p.m. On the dot it farts
I love it and it creates the odor that that person used to emit fake it so you make it again
Yeah, it might not be isn't that kind of real though or isn't that person sort of alive in a way
It's like you're keeping their memory alive
So yes and in memory you could save memory of every digital memory you have inside of your brain can be somehow
Technically be like a 3d space in which like continually to exist and yes
They do continue to exist. I am you know what I actually agree. All right. Well, let's get I think it's time for hero of the week
Speaking of people who drive some of the greatest people out there drive
Some people do drive. Yeah, I love driving
Do you just say that some of the world's greatest people drive at some of these they do some of them? No, don't they?
That's called a wide swipes because someone's driving in a car right now, and they say oh, I'm driving
I'm driving and this goes out to anyone right now in a I'm going to go with a
Choose a car Toyota Tacoma. You're out there. Maybe you're listening to
Okay, you're listening to how I was shined by Soundgarden right now about to take a left
If you are and a toy or if you can prove that you're in a Toyota Tacoma
You're listening to outshined by Soundgarden outshined by Soundgarden
You're about to take a left and if you can take a picture of it right now like I mean it if you can take a picture right now
We will send you a free t-shirt. Whoa
That is just true now. That's work for Travis. I'm sorry, but we will do we will send you a free t-shirt
You know what side stories they'll be OTL, but I got to see the pictures of the car the make of the car
And I got to see a picture you with the newspaper sounds like you're trying to steal their identity
But you know what I'll take that work off of Travis's plate Puffin will do it Puffin will send you that t-shirt
I'll get that kid working. He won't though. That's lip service. He doesn't work. Well, he kind of cuddles all right hero of the week
Amazon driver reunites baby with mom after the baby was stolen in a carjacking in Houston
So thank you so much to Juan Carlos Flores
Is it weird to say that it is the luckiest day in a family's life when the baby just gets maybe taken no
This is your theory because you don't want a baby, but imagine if you did and then it was ripped away from you
I think what you've just talked about is one of the worst traumas a human can actually suffer and you just said
Isn't that everyone's dream six and one half a dozen of another?
It's amazing different trucks or different folks. I can say something you can cliche it up all you want
Juan Carlos Flores. He was working at Amazon since the start of this freaking pandemic
And he's just driving and apparently he's in the sunny side neighborhood. He stumbled upon a fire
It's stumbled upon by the way, which is a horrible thing to do
You stumble upon a kettlebell off of outside. That's great or like stumble upon. Oh my god. The bars are allowed to open outside
Yep, which I did by the way the thirsty merchant
I drove by it because we lifted they lifted the you can't drink outside rule here in California and
A Budweiser truck was pulling in you could just feel that the blood
Although I do need to keep my waist down and my goodness gracious. I'm happy to fit in jeans again
That's why you should get into heroin
That's that's never been it's never been stopped due to COVID here. I think I'm too depressed
I'm bad. I'm not a depressive, but I like it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I mean, I'm not depressed
I'm very happy. All right, so apparently this man shut up now
He stumbled upon a five-month-old man
I'm talking about heroes here this man stumbled upon a five-month-old baby
Who was abandoned on the side of the road in an apparent carjacking if you are a carjacker? Can't you look in the frickin backseat?
Yeah, sure. How do you steal a baby? I've never understood this until they're crying. Yeah, so the guy says again
We're talking about Juan Carlos Flores. He says when I went close to the baby
I wanted to cry because I was like it's impossible the baby can be here on the side of the street alone
Security footage from the neighborhood shows just a bunch of cars driving by I'm going to assume they didn't see the baby
The child's terrified mom called the police being like my iPhone was in the car so they can track the car and
This is according to neighbor Mirna Garcia. She told ABC News somebody was definitely watching over that baby being a mom
I could only imagine what the mom was going through and
And so, you know, that's why this guy was a hero because multiple cars pass by they're like, yeah kid is alone
I guess they're driving young these days
And this guy was like no, you know what? I don't think that's appropriate. He told ABC News
I asked them if the baby belongs to them. What are you kidding me?
That's what they said the police came like five to ten cars a police with the mom crying and they told me that baby
Was stolen with the car. So good. Good job
And Flores who called the rescue the best thing that's ever happened to me in my job because he's a savior of a baby
And he didn't I could imagine if you're an Amazon delivery driver and you just give packages to people who don't really need them for a living
This would be nice. It would actually save a baby's life. It would be that's so cool. Well, good work
Speaking of which we're gonna start seeing Amazon annihilator soon because they're underpaid they're stressed out
I don't know what's gonna happen. It's gonna be like someone's just gonna start delivering like
I do think they need a union. It's supposed to be some there's supposed to be some kind of vote, right?
Well, as soon as they do then it'll be like, oh, hope you like your new sidekick tiktok the robot boy
8,000 that's about to take your job come to replace you. You're supposed to reprogram these to stop saying that
We'll see I hope
Union man if you're gonna honestly you want to turn around what's going on with the robots
We're already seeing it Tom Cruise your favorite all of a sudden which I he's not my favorite
You talk about him with glee and you you were impressed with him. I just I am
Impressed by him. Yeah, I am not he's still just a short man overcompensating
Has robots yelling at people on his sights on his on his oh, yeah, dude. It's intense. It's intense
You know what I want to I want to just be a fly on the wall
It is where I want to hear what his calls are like when he's fucking that flounder behind the fucking the porta-potty in a public
It's incredible
We don't know if he fucks me absolutely does it keeps coming up
Here we go as a good Canadian millennial listener emails listener emails
It's a good Canadian millennial. I have never heard of Rockterio before you're
Fascinating but terrifying series. Oh, of course during zoom calls over the holidays. I brought it up
And to my utter shock and delight I discovered not only did my family know of him, but my godmother met him
Working at an ER working as an ER nurse in Newmarket, Ontario in the 80s
She encountered him and his entourage at three o'clock in the morning during a night shift
Newmarket was a bedroom town at the time pretty much for people commuting into Toronto
And the ER was not the busiest place in the world on a Friday night. So the arrival of Moise and the arrival of Moises
Was particularly memorable waltzing in with two babies in his arms
My godmother vividly remembers that he was decked out in a matching mustard plaid vest and pants ensemble
And was followed by two quiet women dressed like Mennonites
He wanted the two babies checked by a doctor my godmother asked that they were sick and he said no
He just wanted to check up at 3 a.m
Leading him and the babies into an examination room my godmother noticed that one baby was much bigger than the other and asked
Terrio about them different mothers he answered grinning as he watched my godmother's realization and embarrassment
She thought they were twins the babies were completely healthy
But she didn't mention that their diapers were made of home spun cloth
While she was looking at the babies the other ER staff was talking to the women and asking them about their notice of asking one of
Them about her noticeable limp convincing the an hill kid to take an x-ray the ER staff
Discovered that her leg had been long healed soon. The whole story was explained
She had broken it God knows how and ended up and ended up in traction at the hospital
Terrio knowing better than the doctors said he could do a better job at healing
Oh my god woman out of the hospital the tendons in her leg and he healed
Shortened ergo the limp that was pretty much the whole odd encounter and hindsight
It's obvious that terrio wanted a doctor's exam of the babies to keep child services at bay
However, it was crazy to listen to my godmother describe terrio's magnetism. She said it was unforgettable
She described him as a big guy not fat, but barrel-chested definitely not attractive to her
But his eyes were truly remarkable and he had tangible charisma
She also mentioned that he didn't give off any creepy vibes. He's a smiley affable dude. Wow
Man that story
Whoo from that real-life human perspective extremely interesting. Thank you so much for that email. That was one of the better ones because I mean
They're all great, but that was to have that experience
Yeah, holy hell. So this wow. Yeah, I mean, of course, he's just like I can heal that better than you
He's very very he was he was actually cool outfit to be honest
The other story you guys might want to if you guys research the watchers from the the same place Westfield, New Jersey
Where John Liss took place? It's a fascinating
Long-form article. I forget who wrote it if you look up the watcher
It is about that same New Jersey town that John Liss was from there was a family a mansion
They they bought this mansion and then they were harassed by on anonymous letters for years and it's a whole very intro
I wanted to cover on side stories like for a while, but it's very very involved
It might actually be a relaxed fit story at some point, but you should read you should read about that
It's very very interesting. I'm also one of the things that I wanted to bring up just really quickly that I believe is true
Is it apparently in John Liss mansion? They had a Tiffany lamp. I don't know if it's rumor or not
I have to look that up. I have to look up. I got that from multiple people
But if this is true if he had a hundred and fifty K
There's a parent at him in a lamp that is like that's another weird level
So fucked up because apparently the story is is that there was a Tiffany lamp built inside of the mansion that they had purchased
That was
Everything would save everything was estimated to be worth a hundred and fifty grand
But I want to look at this like the 1970s so
500 grand yeah, I got to look that up. Wouldn't that be incredible if you're staring at it the whole time
It's like when I was on episode when I was broke
I was always like wondering number one being like will I find an artifact somewhere in my parents garage or will a
Distant relative, please just die and give me money
And you just thumb through and your dad is like look and look in it. I'll be five copies of my superman dad
Yes, yes superman's dad five copies of it
He's like you can sell these and I should be like no I can't you're a cop from Queens
You got five of them. These are not collector. I got five so we may show we'd sell them
Who makes sure we can really make a market out of them
All right, here we go. Here's this story. I live in a Victorian home built in the mid to late 1800s
Which I fell in love with as soon as I saw it on Craigslist rental ads several years ago
Unlike almost every other place I have lived nothing strange has ever happened in this house
Norway ever had the slightest creepy feeling here. I've always been disappointed by this
When I was on my back porch getting ready to hit my GB, but had had not had not yet
I felt some softball size
Brush up against the right side of the small in my back and I felt my sweatshirt move
I reeked behind me felt nothing. I turn around. I was at least eight inches away from anything else on my porch
That could have touched me from that side
I brush it off as one of those weird phantom skin sensations that happen sometimes like how we're addicted to the stupid phones, right?
I get it
So I got high I went to the kitchen close the inside door started talking to my sister's cat who I'm taking care of at the moment
We both turn her heads the cat and I when we heard the swishing sound of the bag of of the bag of plastic bags
You know that shit I have wings on the inside of the back door
I do as well that you know eventually you just throw away
Yes, cuz you just like what am I doing? I'm not going anywhere with this. What why do I have this?
I told myself that the bags might have gotten stuck against something when the door closed and then pulled free after I stepped away
And that's why I started swinging a full 20 seconds
I or after I had already closed the door remembering all the crazy shit that happened when I shared a house with my sister's family for a
Couple of years. I said my sister a text saying like telling her what happened and said well
Maybe something happens when we spend a lot of time together. They've recently returned to New Jersey after living in North Carolina for years
And are looking for a place up there, which is why I'm taking care of the cat
So then I asked her if she knew that poltergeist activities often associated with young girls having their Monarch, right? Oh Monarch
It's monarchy now apparently. It's oh, isn't that nice. She thought maybe because my daughter keeps on giving
Oh, we got it. We actually have one of our better pieces of art was written in menstrual blood
Yeah, it's yeah, it's haunted us ever since um, but I thought maybe had to do it because my daughter is ten and a half years
Old me can happen anytime now and then I exclaimed and wait, I mean I did yes
I guess okay, never mind. He's a father at this old story. Her cat is also going through puberty
So maybe they thought it was a can there be a cat poltergeist
And then I open and close my back door and watch the bag of plastic bags become wedged in the corner for a few moments
So it you've got but I don't got this so and so I learned the horrific thing is he has a daughter
That's about to get puberty in the cat. I didn't I it's the worst
I said the word Monarch. Yeah Monarch. Yeah. Um, all right, cool. And here's this last real quick story
I'll read this next one this last little quick story that I thought was really funny
This comes from the most recent episode that mentioned Richard Dreyfus
He once attended a national history day. My sister was a finalist in and he provided such an
Expletive laden ramp about education that many of the parents and their families left
Thankfully not mine the man called himself a born-again Jew. He said it was like cocaine who was served next to the white fish at his
synagogues condition
Oh, that's a hell of a dry fish story. He's just a big mother trucking fish. He really did. He tried
Well, what's wrong with a good profanity lace?
I'll tell you something else that I know about history. I'll tell you what I lose seven million. That's the number. Oh my all right, everyone
Well, thank you all so much for listening. We got some cool news live every day
Well, that's the cool news is to live every day live every day outside of the refrigerator
Please try not to end up inside of a refrigerator
Well, you know, I'm watching segments of a thousand pound sisters because I can't watch the whole show once but speaking of
It gives me panic attacks. It really does stress me up
But they they they're in that fridge a lot there. They really are but they are vacationing in that fridge
Well, they don't become a permanent resident of the fridge
They had a they were doing diet night and they ate cheese
They ate they ate eggplant parmesan with the most amount of cheese I've ever seen in an eggplant parmesan
But that was their diet but then what I found out is cuz I remember also thinking the same when I was at my bigger size being like
It's vegetables
Actually absorbed more oil than even meat does
Much is almost worse so much worse
And you're gonna laugh just thinking about how you're gonna have a healthy vegetarian eggplant parmesan meal later
They're like, you know, I'm a vegetarian
I just like and you know if you gotta laugh and you gotta love the fact that you're gonna be able to go to Oklahoma
You're gonna be able to put a big fat six six seven man
You're gonna be able to take that man
You're gonna be able to put him in this cage legally for tourism. It literally is a
Statement to me and my people my ilk. We do not go to Oklahoma
Honestly, it sounds like they're making in Oklahoma is a incredible place for the small
Yeah, for the small for us except I like I'm going makes me that I'm moving to Montana
We're gonna start doing gnome
Hunting season, but maybe they'll keep you kiss old and keep you on a cage and they start breeding you
I think if I can somehow pivot gnome to equal Polish then we have Polish hunting season and then
We can really start to get something going. It's season. It's big foot season. It's gnome season. It's big foot season
With some of the legislation going on in Montana. We'll talk about that on top
And apparently there's a lot of questionable things happening. The problem those if you say leprechaun hunting season that becomes racist against the Irish
And they've had enough to deal with haven't they yeah those bog people
Make spaghetti Irish. Thank you all so much for listening
Should we talk about anything? We got some THC stuff
We got we got we were waiting on that because we're being casual with the release date in the weed
Yeah, it just takes a while well
It's a weed industry so it's a small if you would think like the industry coming if you do cocaine everything happens real fast too fast
Too fast weed everything happens now whenever when it's ready like candle
You're gonna get it when it's ready. It's gonna be come out like Gandalf and apparently it is with not apparently we've all tried it
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I know just because we got kicked off. We're not gonna get killed. We're not getting kicked off YouTube
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They have pretty much immediately as soon as we're done in the stream
Then you could check out that fucking bullshit, but then we also on the twitch is staying strong as hell
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