Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Bigfoot Season

Episode Date: January 28, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a new piece of legislation proposes "bigfoot hunting season", a lawyer is suspended for giving advice on how to get away with murder, a naked man ...wrapped in guts goes on a rampage with his dad’s severed head, and much more.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories Because I tell you what there's a lot of people that will call the way that my father raised me to be controversial Really, okay So you are watching the Tiger Woods documentary about how Tiger Woods father raised him to become a champion golfer and you're equating this to your Family life when my father told me number one. He's just like being fat makes you physically strong Right, that's what he told me which is completely correct. It definitely doesn't you can't be gay and fat So my son straight look at him. He's fat I don't know because then he was also like every once in a while
Starting point is 00:00:46 He'd like hold up a picture of Harvey fire scene like next to me and see if what But I remember when I found their first tape to microphone to my hands Oh, is that right me to I used to run laps around the backyard Given one liners and I know yet at the time people. Oh, oh, it's child protective services needs to take the boy away For what trying to be funny trying to be a comedian that is actually grounds to take a child away He didn't know that he was making none of them knew they were making I'm gonna almost I'm gonna call myself almost Uh-huh, the what's it good? What's a good person? I'm gonna say the the If you say Bobby Bonilla, I'm going to throw you off of the show and we're replacing you with just a toad
Starting point is 00:01:26 The only way I'll ever be Bobby Bonilla of anything is once I start making money from not working. Yeah That's right. He's the king. It's a genius. I'd say I'm more of the Steve Perry of comedy. Oh Journey, okay. I love Steve Perry. I saw him at lunch. You talk about that's amazing by the way tuna fish to him tuna fish Yes, I knew Steve Perry was a tuna fish guy It was a bed of leaves with tuna fish on top of it and tuna fish on top of it And that's the true maturity me and Matt Servito a man that also He experienced a visible erection from saving the Satan from pretty faces going to hell correct both of us We were framed from saying anything but we gave him a nod
Starting point is 00:02:04 That is absolutely wonderful And if you want to know the power of magical thinking an entire country thought Steve Perry was attractive for about 20 years. Look at Rick. Oh, we know he was We were staring at him and then MTV was like he's a hunk. I'm looking at him I know he's not but in my mind. I'm like, I guess he's a hunk But guess what the whole world's been force-fed all this like oh, yeah, Adam Levine He's got this nice body and those little brown nipples. Everybody likes Levine Looks like he got his tattoos from a EA sports creative player who they are the most generic things of all time
Starting point is 00:02:39 He just it just is California it that's just a state Steve Perry Rick O'Casey the whole point of being a rock and roll person the whole point of learning to Play the guitar the whole point of getting from I love little man You're supposed to be you are supposed to be ugly and your talent is supposed to get you flayed Henry Zabrowski. I've said it before we're gonna start this show. He is the deal of podcasting Welcome to side stories everyone Ben hanging out with Henry Holy dive up whoo got to see do live when he was the front man for heaven and hell that man ran Probably 50 miles. He just ran run back across like he was Martin Lawrence
Starting point is 00:03:17 We're cat cat Williams where he just runs so much and as an audience member. I just feel guilty for not exercising I'll tell you what he was the former fastest man within 10 feet. He was I'm happy to take it into the future I will take that baton into the future because It comes down to it. You got to be small. He was so small that the rock and contain inside of him had nowhere to go But out it really is that is why I believe people do have souls Isn't it because look at that little vessel and then when you would open his mouth you'd say wow Same thing with Sasha Gray. All right. Well, let's talk a little bit about the new I love Sasha I was good. We're one friend removed really. Yes our friend
Starting point is 00:03:57 I'll tell you off air who knows her so we can meet Sasha. I like her new show. She's doing good She's a good personality the last time we met a an adult film actress I believe we were at Comic-Con and you I was hammered. No, you acted like Like you acted bad like a drooling I was really what she does every really really no But you didn't you didn't act bad you acted too sheep. No, I was very I was Joseph I know you. Yeah, it was sad man But that was sad, but the rest of the night was great. It was wonderful. All right Well, let's get to some new stories that keeps on giving I guess is murder and mayhem within families
Starting point is 00:04:39 If not, we wouldn't have a show or a career Look at this story. This story is simply You know what what you can't make it up. You can't I mean you could someone has made it I've watched a movie that was actually very similar to this recently, but it is fun Naked maniac arrested carrying his dad severed head. All right, so that's the headline and I have to immediately say I Don't like this bias journalism Why are you gonna call him a maniac? You don't know you're in a personality type naked. Okay. He's he got no clothes on Yeah, that's just that's objective truth
Starting point is 00:05:13 I would maybe say it depends because if he shows up all wrapped up in an intestines And he's got his father's fucking head in his hands or he's covered in blood and when you meet him He's just like you got to tell you, you know what honestly, I think I went too far this morning. That's not a maniac That's not a maniac now. He's become rational Yes, but maybe at the time when he was got a big fork and he was pulling the intestines out like it was fucking spaghetti Like laughing and screaming then you might say oh, hey, buddy. Hey, we might want to dial this back a little bit Well, this is another lesson in being able to spot bias journalism. So the maniac we don't know We don't know for sure. We don't know this comes from the New York Post
Starting point is 00:05:47 So, you know, it's gotta be legit naked man wrapped in guts goes on rampage with dad severed head I mean, I like I always had with dad severed head like it was his friend Look hanging out a naked maniac covered with intestines went on a rampage in the Ukraine hitting parked cars with his father's severed head In front of horrified passers-by according to a report. I wish it said Incorporate horrifyingly pleased passers-by the thing is you needed to take your car into The wash anyway, I'm doing the car washes here in New York or here in Los Angeles rather That's where you live. Yep did not do it in New York. No need to have a car there didn't have a car your feet are your car Yeah, so every time you showered it was like you took yourself to a car wash. Absolutely once a month once a month once a month
Starting point is 00:06:31 I Mean the car wash makes you feel good, right? Sure But sometimes you're like, what is the final speck of dust that has to hit my car where I finally go? Take the right turn and go into the car wash sure someone Douses your car in a severed head and I say it's inspiring. I say today is the day I'm gonna wash that frickin car mine absolutely and it's also probably a day You're like, you know what? I should probably write that screenplay Well, I should probably apply to be a lawyer next week just anything to maybe not end up like this man
Starting point is 00:07:04 This naked and bloodied man wrapped in guts holding the head of a man who came out of the front This is from a witness of this is a neighbor in Odessa a naked employee man He's like he sat on a bench and he lit a cigarette which I get man Like it's been a day. Well, it's a carcinogen. You want to be very careful The thing that really gets me is the way that he wore the intestines They're saying constantly that he wore them around his neck like a scar and I mean, I don't know much about the inside The innards of a human body. I don't really know much. They're loopy. They're loopy Pretty sure that's where all the poop is though. Yep, so he had a poop necklace. Yes, absolutely
Starting point is 00:07:41 Yeah, it was his father's I know the the intestines were him from his friend. Oh those were from his friend Hey, those were from his friend. He uh, he held the Head of his dad and the intestines of his friend both locally sourced. That's like wearing a Puma shirt and Nike shoes I know honestly, you have to think about you don't want to be Yeah, come on Make a choice but holding the decapitated head of his father Pono morenco Panna morenco, which I believe his name is his full name is Dmitri Panna morenco. He turned to the cops smoking a cigarette
Starting point is 00:08:15 They you know, obviously they're like what's going on here and he said quote-unquote quote He is a god who is not worshipped We get it. He's out of a job. His dad is a god who is not worshipped. No, he that he himself was that he the man Covered in his friend's intestines and poop theoretically and holding his dad's head is a god that should not be worshipped So he's not wrong about that. He's just saying I'm not I am a god. Hey I'm here. No one's born this way. No one's worshipping me. They should be yes I get it. Yes. How like how I am anytime. I go to an audition. I'm starting to think this guy might be a maniac I
Starting point is 00:08:54 Before this is yellow journalism That's yellow journalism police found the headless corpse of the 53-year-old Egor Pono morenco lying on the bed of his apartment So he left it there because obviously he was done with his bowling game I guess in the kitchen they discovered the sliced and gutted body of family friend Alexander Dumchenko 32 the son reported. Oh It Panna ranko reportedly said he killed the man quote because he had to why Why he had to what's going on in Ukraine right now where this guy had to do this massive civil war Isn't there a massive like good civil unrest happen? Yeah, there's a bunch of stuff happening
Starting point is 00:09:29 I suppose their leadership is literally run by a clown. He truly is a comedian that is a comedian Yeah, he is a comedian. Yeah, but they're about to have like a bunch of war I don't know exactly if this is the time to have a comedian as your leader Maybe someone with military experience, but but what about fighting for laughs? Mmm, I mean every day he's a war out here on the fucking internet trying to fucking carve out space for content Absolutely, but he is He could seem like he really got out of control there. Well, you know, let's talk Apparently that the pressure inside of the human body can build up like cuz I've read you know
Starting point is 00:10:07 How many times have we talked about people being disemboweled? Oh, so I'm honestly Hundreds of times. Yeah, probably five just on the show alone. We've been doing probably be four hundred and thirty three times sure You can cut open the belly of a person and the guts can be so Impacted depending on when you've eaten Obviously tell me if I'm wrong side stories LP OTL GML to come but I've seen this they can literally pop out of you And so the guts and I wonder what led up to it I want I imagine cuz first thing I'm gonna blame is the game among us
Starting point is 00:10:40 It makes people fight. I might say that might have happened because you know check out old Nader's home I'm not gonna stream on Tuesdays, which after our last three on the left on these weeks But honestly great kind of plug that's what the fighting the goes on in there I feel like that's what happened But also or does it start with just you and your buddy like we were saying before you were talking about how all the guys used to jerk Off in front of each other in the shower One guy in high school jerked off one time everybody You all get jerk off look at each other because it was cool everybody thought it was cool anyone who played sports
Starting point is 00:11:12 No, you get you got micro stew with the small penis Then you got jerk off stand and then you got everyone had a character in the showers, but yes, everybody It's like Saturday night Wait You know your friend's feet everyone knows what happened in the boys showers in the 90s when you played football it I'm so glad I'm just so glad I'm basically a woman. I'm just so glad I don't like any boys playing boys games But you're hanging out with your buddy within the within the game that the post-shower And the winners and the losers there
Starting point is 00:11:46 Sometimes it flip-flops from the field. All I know is there's the coach is always the winner Yeah, especially when he's got his lawn chair there and his binoculars honestly you you joke Have you molested by your coach? Are you gonna turn this into a Marty Janetti podcast? No No, I was not I had wonderful coaches Great that clears it up. Thank you, but you're sitting with your buddy and he's just like oh, man I'm so many fucking beans today. Yeah, it's just like yeah I bet you great. Yeah, I bet dude man fucking a lot of beans and he's just like my fucking bad man My fucking guts are all filled with fucking jump juice dude
Starting point is 00:12:23 And he's just like whatever you know, man, we should check we should check it out. Yeah to get rid of it Yeah, he's a lot. Yeah, dude. You better fucking make my belly button bigger friend So in some way you're victim blaming here because you think that the victim was like he so in your story He's this guy's in a maniac. This man is trying to eat in a bed. He's friend again He was a maniac. Yes He was a maniac then and he was a maniac for being so close to his friend that he would dare take his friend up on the suggestion Yeah, sure. I could fucking disembowel you to see we'd say how much beans are in there Sure, sure. Well, and that's why people come to us to avoid fake journalism all because we don't know that that's not true
Starting point is 00:13:03 I don't know what's not true ever, but then the person is wearing a Intestine around his neck that is formerly the home of a bunch of bean crap Which I would assume oozed all over his shirt like a shoulder It was made cheaply that got stuck in the rain and it bleeds onto your nice little thin scarves like a little tube scarf I wore a scarf once left it at where I brought it and never bought another one I don't like scarves because I don't like the Strangle I just don't need a scarf. I've I my feet get cold my legs get cold I can never say my neck has been cold. Have you ever thought about like some kind of compression wear?
Starting point is 00:13:44 I'm supposed to wear compression socks every time I fly on account of the deep vein thrombosis And that's what we're here to talk about the horrors of deep vein thrombosis I cannot wait until I'm in my Wilford brimley. I can't wait. You're having trouble walking you over the age of 65 My god kids aren't calling you anymore. Your veins are the only family you have you want to take care of make sure they can flow Oh, right. I named this like shotgun this like a shotgun, too. One of them is gonna kill me Well speaking of murder and speaking of food. What a great natural segue South Carolina Who doesn't love watching the great show worst cooks in America? I am but you know in that league you say this worst cooks is one of my Natalie nice favorite like shut off your brain shows
Starting point is 00:14:30 It's really fun. We love people messing stuff up. It's like we like we like nailed it. Hello, Nicole buyer What's going on? It's like we like people that we like people funnily Missing up food. I like to be I like to see people thrive Which is why I've been watching season 2 a blown away. You know what it is about blown away. It's really good I do I love it and I love new terms Yes, because you know what they call the kiln that they put the they put all the glass into shape it Hmm, they call it the glory hole and then nobody laughs. No, I wasn't anybody No, it's like how many times they constantly say blow because everyone because you got a little like and then you got a
Starting point is 00:15:07 Constant supplies of humor. No one's recognizing it It's like unfortunate fire when they talk about pulling the meat out of the tang and you know like how many times they say the word Billet the tang is the perinium aka the taint of the knife, but no, of course No, I actually think the tang is the bowls of the knife Well, anyway, what I'm saying is they need to bring a little side stories LP ot lg mail to come if you actually want to come Don't know. No, this is a little levity, but not like this woman did because no woman on the worst cooks in America Yeah, she may have not been a good cook, but apparently came a good cook at the end of the season She was really good at beating her daughter to death, which is really sad and bad
Starting point is 00:15:48 It's a South Carolina woman. I didn't mean to laugh. No, she won season 20 yeah, buddy. It's been on show forever man I'm around 20 only they got make they fucking print money over there, dude. I'm not a huge amperial fan I'm not against I'm not against anyone. I've just I don't I am a guy guy I we're all guys guys You know what I'm also doing on hgtv hometown because the characters Big I don't hometown is boring
Starting point is 00:16:17 You don't know what it's like to be in a loving relationship Wow 20 years we actually already Relationship our friendship is technically highly functional in a way season 20 worst cooks in America. Okay, here we go Hey, let me let me lay this out Ariel Robinson Together now Ariel Robinson and Jerry Robinson We're great at radio, but she was effervescent on the show, right? Absolutely, that's like one of the um, that's like to me that the ultimate tragedy is just the ruining of a possible The potential TV career was it vet these people a little bit more to be like a here's a picture of your kid
Starting point is 00:16:58 Verse three feelings. Oh, oh rage. Oh rage. Get rid of get rid of and make a casket So we're gonna actually barely make eggs Sadly the producers would cast her immediately, which is exactly what happened Well, earlier Robinson was she got she big crazy hair. She was like a large in life personality She called herself an up-and-coming. She was like a budding stand-up She was very funny on the show. She won the $25,000 grand prize after competing on the food network. So this is an August and that's a pretty good prize and to be fair to The food network in general guys grocery games. You're pulling down some pretty good cash
Starting point is 00:17:36 There's a good sponsorships 20 grand. Yeah, they get good sponsorships too, but um, but that's like it's well It's all about your skill, isn't it triple G? It's about your speed because blown away is a $60,000 package Well, which means you get a residency means you just have to work. Most of these guys are just yeah You literally get a job which is nice, but also at the same time give me some money So this six you got 25 grand with taxes around 13 grand. Yes, so she she got 13 great She was gonna take her family on a big vacation, but instead she decided to beat her child to death What South Carolina? She's from South Carolina, which is it's an interesting state They won the she and her husband Jerry Robinson. They were picked up on the last Tuesday my officers
Starting point is 00:18:15 But with the from the Simpsonville Police Department this comes from the Daily Mail So, you know, it's legit the child was three years old. So said Victoria Rose Smith beautiful baby girl It is very very the robinsons apparently the cops said that the robinsons quote did commit child abuse by inflicting a series of blunt force injuries it's bad resulted in the death of the victim is very very bad each face charges of homicide and child abuse It's not my god. She it's hard to describe because again, you just don't know anybody She had a YouTube video up four days ago. How do you for the crime? She was up teaching being super like bubbly and funny This is the type of shit that you're like it's why you can never trust anybody that's on camera
Starting point is 00:19:02 But you have to be able to trust somebody otherwise you have to just be the last one was Larry King and he's dead Well, Larry sure although his final program was actually ironically about bowels. I was making some paychecks towards the end Yeah, yeah, that's when you get the best TV show of all time is a sponsored 30-minute ad at 3 a.m Of course when it's just like Corbin Burnson from the major league like talking about do you need your toes realigned Everybody gets to 75 years old and your toes begin to switch place. My question is okay So obviously because we don't know too much. So we have to infer a bunch Did we have to this person? Because some not everyone can actually handle the idea of being a celebrity and when I say that I don't mean
Starting point is 00:19:50 That in this sense of like being cocky and being like flamboyant You actually have to be very humble. Well, you have to be very cautious. You have strangely stable You have to you have to have an inner working. That's why it is I don't know I know it's ridiculous to say but it once you are truly like quote-unquote famous She was not really like you know Reeves fights fam every day to be normal Yes, they it is difficult because your world gets smaller and smaller. Yes, we all agree That's what you sign up for to be famous and to have all the access and have all the money But of course with social media and stuff also it got like it got a little crazy fast
Starting point is 00:20:27 It really did but somebody I really do think it Escalates mental illness very often it escalates Especially aggression very often because you're kind of put yourself in because the one thing is that when you're put in the public spotlight You then get people whether you ask for it or not criticizing every inch of your life and so this person it's see I imagined it seems that Something obviously built to a head because she has no other criminal reports under no other police reports She doesn't have a criminal history. It seems like maybe some I want to say well What happened here is now that I'm looking more into this story
Starting point is 00:21:07 She adopted three children last year We don't know if this person that she murdered was one of her adopted children or not don't know this could be a money scam Situation if all that's what could be and then the money came in right then you are so you did who knows We don't know that for certain. We don't like we didn't know the other guy was a mania Jerry Robinson Ariel Robinson We have no idea what it is. It does seem very very strange to adopt three children in one year I don't know if they had the means in order to support those children therefore it would be a little bit Controversial if if they didn't actually but I they're not running a frickin orphanage here
Starting point is 00:21:48 so this is really an interesting story and Obviously our heart breaks for the children and you're right You never know and maybe they felt like oh these kids are getting in the way of our budding Career in food, but what you've just done is now you have a budding career in at most a prison birthday cake, which is just a bunch of honey buns and And I'll smash together with some Oreos because why I watch prison But they obviously constantly and honestly some of the food does look good Well, Ariel Robinson was a former middle school teacher a local comedian and although going on the cooking competition show might have earned her local fame
Starting point is 00:22:25 This is from Distractive Vi the homicide charges against her will outshine anything else. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, you're right But I actually she when I'm finding there is no criminal history. So this seems to be a fucked up Moment, I mean, I know it's obviously it's just like we have no clue over this It was escalated abuse that then finally bubbled over into actual murder But or does it happen where you have a flip moment where you act violently towards a child you hit them You realize oh, that's really bad and the kids gonna report me So then you somehow in your mind rationalize ending the problem We know that from family annihilators all the time this idea of like I'm saving my other children from the shame of
Starting point is 00:23:09 Their mother Beating one of you essentially by killing them apparently Robinson said of her winnings the 25 grand again that she got for being a horrible cook She says I want to take them to a referring to her family and children I want to take them to a water park resort or a beach a vacation So we can do one big thing as a family this year and you know what they did do a big thing as a Family, but it was certainly not as fun as a good old-fashioned water park And so this story is crazy the truth is though a lot of times where there's smoke there's fire So I feel like this is probably not an isolated incident
Starting point is 00:23:47 It's just the first time it ever went so far and they had no clue what the hell they were doing I just feel so bad for the poor kids or adopted because you can imagine you don't get adopted from great families It's a little bit as that's called being abducted and then of course you get to end up on the mask singer Which is a statement about our society that I don't even know Those that don't know Elizabeth smart correct you was the one abducted in Utah about what 30 25 years ago or so fucking with Kelly and Conway posting a nude Picture her for her daughter. I don't know what the hell is going on. I don't I don't parent Parents need to be an adult
Starting point is 00:24:25 That's a you're being controversial Parents should be free to also be children. How dare you anyway? Well speaking of so we'll follow that story And it really is our break-in and it's hard to bring levity to it But we always do Someone's saying sensitive We're just trying to be the sugar that helps the sad dildo go down the throat I feel you actually don't think sugar would help a dildo good on this regular. Yeah Yeah, you don't want to use a liquid honey if you're gonna do that. We are we here. This is how we process things
Starting point is 00:24:59 Yeah, it's very sad and I'm feel horrible those kids and now they have to go to another house So please if you are in the if you are able to adopt there are at least three kids Four kids because she had five so there's four kids that need a home that night We're gonna do a catch-and-release program. That's fair. That's what they do with fish. Mm-hmm, but you're gonna do that with with human Baby, yeah, it's gonna drop them off. Oh trophy children. Hey from your way Well speaking of catch-and-release that we were debating is this top hat or is this side story as well It made the side stories cut Oklahoma representative Justin Humphrey, you know, nothing's going on. Nothing is going on. Nothing is going on
Starting point is 00:25:39 I certainly don't think that there's anything that would require like a whole bunch of the attention of the entire government No, like there's no like a roll out that needs to be administered. No I just saw a small business owner throwing money out the door being like I can't take it anymore get this money away for me I have too much money They just because the big thing is what's really nice about this time period is how much money is being vested in plywood boards Shut her up. Everyone's businesses. Well apparently Representative Justin Humphrey this dude. He's out of Oklahoma. He knows what really is going on and what's really bothering the American people
Starting point is 00:26:18 So he has proposed a Sasquatch hunting season. Now. Yes, you heard that correct and also I'm not gonna I don't want to step on toes and I certainly don't want to be insensitive to any real things that are happening in our society But I look like a Sasquatch Well, I mean somebody shoots me and they get off because they Because it just so happened that I went camping during hunts bigfoot hunting season and then you know what they're gonna say to me Why were you on the woods during bigfoot? I'm a person I'm what was I wearing? I was wearing my camo because it's the one blended in too much and that's thing you look too much You look too sneaky. I am
Starting point is 00:26:56 This is the standard ground legislation for cryptids so first of all I cryptid number one this program I'm highly needed Because his district includes the heavily forested Kaimichi Kaimichi mountains all right where a bigfoot festival is held so they have like a day of a Bring a bunch of frickin Flags with the blue line coming to attack these people who just want to go have fun with Celebrating the bigfoot you can get a bigfoot license and they can only but it only allows I'm actually mad and releasing of a bigfoot. The whole point is to establish proof of bigfoot. They give you a whopping
Starting point is 00:27:33 25 grand if you can get it now because well, I'm not gonna be one of the people they're all like Yeah, I see what you're doing there um but the way you smiled while you were doing that was actually quite Indicative to how you personally feel. Well, I think the worst thing that can happen to you and I can maybe see it happen You're maybe hammer. Maybe we finally get to do live shows again Once this really brings the industry back to Oklahoma We can go back to do live shows again and and then maybe yes You get drunk and you do happen to be pantsless and just kind of water your annual woods and you do get trapped The worst thing that could happen to you is that I bet you you might have a couple of ranny hunters
Starting point is 00:28:14 I've been like this one's looks like you've got the mange because you know you got some ball patches, right? Where your face is itself and they're like we better get some of its seed. That's the that's the scene from deliverance I can and then I get I get God knows you know what happens to me No, no, they may not have sex with you You might they will have sex with me because it'll be a forced insertion which I will not say is sex for me They might just try to get your calm. So when I say to you honestly, Kissel It's just roll over show the belly And get it done as fast as possible
Starting point is 00:28:47 You know what I mean? I think you're there guy on the inside and I have now just lowered my trust level of you down to 68 percent It's a drop of 30 percent You're at a 98 percent but now because you always got to give two people you always have to give people 2% just in case they Commit a crime that's so heinous where you can still be like I never trusted him and never chosen So this is according to the legislation written by this total and complete Jackass, although I do I do think it's kind of fun. He's saying it's going to promote tourists No, I understand sure that is fun and tell of course again someone who looks like me gets shot
Starting point is 00:29:23 He says establishing an actual hunting season and issuing licenses for people who want to hunt bigfoot We'll just draw more people to our to our already beautiful part of the state, but why can't you just do what does it say about human nature? Why can't it be a bigfoot picture license where you can take a photo of it trying to do that and everybody? He won't stand him. He won't fucking he won't stand in place He keeps hiding but there was a very it was found but you know, there was a a creature that was spotted 2,000 miles away in Washington state that many people believe was a bigfoot However, there is some controversy here because Micah Holmes
Starting point is 00:30:06 He is the he works for the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation and he says the agency actually doesn't recognize Bigfoot as something that exists Fuck you I actually was watching a video the other day about the this so-called Although I will say this guy's a Republican the Democrats could use a few crazies out there, too. We really could we really good fun with it But there was a YouTube channel was watching that had a really interesting video that showed I mean It's I just don't know what to do It's the same thing with all cryptids where there is a guy named BC Garrett that is a bigfoot hunter that straight
Starting point is 00:30:43 He found this footage from his hunting cams that he says is Undeniable proof that Bigfoot can go transparent Can cloak himself using predator-like technology? Okay, and so he shows these videos of what it can only describe as I'm Gonna say it looks like someone farted in the winter Where it's just like a flute it's a cloud that goes past they think you can kind of see the ripples And he's like that's Bigfoot and there's and then the guy that's running YouTube videos like you can obviously see the outline of the Bigfoot is here and they just do a circle They do the circle
Starting point is 00:31:19 It's just the same thing as our live show man where they just I was like no you made a Bigfoot shape But you if you there is no Bigfoot shape there Well because now I'm forced to see it because you drew a Bigfoot shape where there was no shape see See, you know what I should actually be the first one because I'm the first one say you got to admit You got to fake it till you make it but I know that yes, you are correct technically Then it is a Bigfoot shape in Oklahoma with this legislation One of my concerns if a Bigfoot can cloak themselves if they can make themselves invisible Aren't people just gonna be shooting more bullets yes into the atmosphere into the world. I already paid for all these bullets
Starting point is 00:31:57 Flying around like I just don't need to have so many bullets flying around because I Didn't sign up to go to the military and I don't want to invade another country I've been saying this net guns unless they have a silly string unless they have a lot of cheese There needs to be net guns real net guns, but more people should have them I mean, I think that that would be wonderful if you if you net a Sasquatch That's awesome. I know so I went back looking at crossbows again, and then Nat saw me and she got scared like she went She was just like are you look you shopping for crossbows? Oh, it's for fun I mean, I have to go to a crossbow Institute is what you said. I have to go train
Starting point is 00:32:32 Well, that is actually because you want to know how to use it. Yeah, yeah, because I don't know how to use it I wouldn't know frickin club to use a crossbow. I know it's easier than a bow and arrow I'm so excited though. I'm so close. Well. Yeah, why wouldn't you go of course? Well, you know with all these we have so many frickin guns as far as I'm concerned everyone should take a year of gun safety and Crossbow safety and give every kid a gun Give every kid a gun as long as they have feet that is a callback to a joke on another show good work last podcast on the left That's the other show. That's actually yeah, that's right All right, well, let's talk we're talking politicians. Let's talk politician adjacent lawyers. I
Starting point is 00:33:09 Actually feel like this story I am on the side of the lawyer. So a Nashville lawyer has been suspended After posting advice online of how to make a murder look like self-defense But is this not the job of a defense attorney? I mean, I do you they're not supposed to the defense attorney's whole position is that they're supposed to Work with people who they either believe to be innocent or believe need a fair trial Well, I guess covering up a murder But I don't know because honestly just seems like really great advice the road to hell, isn't it? It's paved with Good intentions and sometimes those intentions could be good even if that intention is murder because a Facebook post
Starting point is 00:33:50 2017 how all good things stem from Facebook posts from 2017 always Apparently there was a woman seeking advice on how to handle an abusive Ex-partner so attorney Winston B. Sitton, which is a patient. He's a great lawyer name big hat Big big bell buckle absolutely He will get you more prison time than the prosecutor even wanted you to have because he wants everybody to know That he is the best at what he does Absolutely, and how do you keep defensive business? I got the most jail time You got the most that's the most and as if you're a defense attorney
Starting point is 00:34:27 You want to make sure that those people constantly need you yep, which means they constantly have to be in legal trouble So this is the woman's like I'm getting beat up by my ex-partner. I don't know what to do So sitting encouraged her to quote lure the man into a home and shoot him Mm-hmm now according to an opinion filed by the state's high court I guess that's not a good idea for a lawyer to be doing well He said he tried to say he said he later posted he said so his words were even with the new Stan your ground law the castle doctrine is a far safer basis for use of deadly force and then he ladies just right He is correct
Starting point is 00:35:01 But then he later posted that if the woman would should delete her post if she was serious Now I was advised that a lawyer I advise you to keep mum about this if you are remotely serious Your defense is that you are afraid for your life Revenge or pre-meditation of any sort will be used against you at trial Well, maybe it wasn't the best idea to write all of this on a public social Just an email maybe he could have gotten away with it But he did just put it on openly on Facebook and now that I'm looking again. I don't this woman may have been The crazy ex after all because she did try to kill she did was gonna try to kill them
Starting point is 00:35:38 And because then she did delete the post yeah And the ex apparently saw the comments and then he handed over the screenshots to the Shelby County district attorney Yes, Amy why Rick and apparently they were like, yeah, that's not good that they did that for the board recommended that Sitting's license be suspended, but only for 60 days. That's it. So he did so it's a little slap it because that's all he needs He was just trying to help someone get away with murder, which if you're a defense attorney It's like it's not your job. You're doing too much pre-pro But he's guilty of doing too much pre-production but also we all need our secrets, don't we? And so do we tell you all the magic that goes behind the scenes we do making last podcast on the left
Starting point is 00:36:20 Do we let you know all the tips and tricks of the trade? No, we don't because we have to keep some for ourselves What have we kept for ourselves all the when you know you blow each other we do the 69 each time before we start We told because I left sunglasses I showed up at the studio today with Henry sunglasses and Travis Morningstar our great producer He was like, ooh, did Henry spend the night and I was like no he left at three o'clock in the morning But he should have kept some secrets of his own pocket Well, that's the thing that you you shouldn't tell somebody how to get away with murder until they're paying you I agree That was his biggest biggest mistake as a lawyer. I agree. All right. Well
Starting point is 00:37:06 One more quick tale here from Arkansas. Let's talk about this woman that was found right this Talena Galloway. She was found in a freezer in Arkansas and believe it or not her roommate for ice cream. No She was the ice cream Unfortunately, so the sheriff there in Arkansas is like yeah, the roommate did it She's 53 years old and my I'm looking at pictures of her She seemed like really sweet and like totally normal just a normal girl in a you know just a normal 53 year old gal So what happened to her? Well, she allegedly Talena allegedly posted on Facebook earlier that month I think she believes she had COVID-19, but she would not go to the hospital her friends and family told
Starting point is 00:37:49 Datelines missing in America in May that that Facebook post was out of character and that they did not believe Talena would just walk away Without contacting them. It made sense. Apparently that was the roommate that was like I've got COVID Don't come any near. Wow, man. More and more of these like COVID cover-up murders really interesting same thing happened with a family Annihilator it I forgot where I was just a recently a guy so I honestly there's so many of them during COVID It's just because it they say it's left the same thing saying Whole family got COVID, you know, sorry everybody if we're not getting back to calls and stuff and then he killed everybody Absolutely, so the authorities have been searching for Talena since April 17th of 2020 Her roommate Corey Bamelli
Starting point is 00:38:32 Reported her missing from their Oklahoma home. She could have wrapped us up into the Sasquatch controversy and Definitely Sasquatch took her that's what we need We've read all of those books to talk about how many times Bigfoot will see a woman wash herself in a stream You read those railing on that was your reading of creepypastas that you chose that I had nothing to do with Marcus actually nothing to do with no one wanted it to happen, but someone wrote it And it was there to be read So because of this this is going back so this woman has been again just to really hammer this home April 17th 2020
Starting point is 00:39:08 This woman went missing. Yes. She has been in the freezer Damn near a year now. Yes. Yes, um and because of the COVID excuse her family was like, okay We better be careful the freezer was discovered by a witness They reported seeing a truck and white cargo trailer last summer on June 8th 2020 driving into a secluded area Apparently that was where this body was left. The witness was suspicious of the activity caught up to the vehicle Observe no one was around but smelled a foul odor coming from the trailer and She also saw a foul smelling liquid pulled on the floor of the trailer Which I guess is a human define that she obtained the tag information and contacted the Polk County Police and
Starting point is 00:39:51 And on January 14th 2021 the same witness was walking in the woods She came across the same freezer. The lid was tape shut She stated about the foul smell again Sheriff Elliott said it was important to note that the tag number checked out So it did check out upon examination because I guess there's just that many fucking freezers in Oklahoma I guess so Honestly, I feel like it's a hunting thing too, right? Wouldn't you have like a meat freezer outside? I feel like that's very common, but you haven't
Starting point is 00:40:23 I just filled with rotten like deer meat if you didn't plug it in correctly or to play your power bill I'm gonna say this to the sheriff at this point I think you're making this woman who just found a potential corpse do too much work It's a lot of serial number Get Biff over here. Yeah, you find F in serial number and deputy big B Get over there and he'd be like, well, I don't see him like it is awful full of person, isn't it? It does doesn't it that nice? I'm gonna go. I'm a normal person. I'm gonna go be traumatized over here. You do your job. Hell. Yeah. Thank you
Starting point is 00:40:55 Now Corey Balmaley is she been caught yet? She has been caught. There is a mugshot of her It's just a middle-aged white-looking lady. She's short hair. I love a lady that looks like Phil Specter She looks like Phil Specter. She's scary. Honestly, both of these women He that doll that kind of came and went did he feel Specter just died God God must have needed An angel when to get Michael Jackson in line God is like what producer do I have to kill up here to get Michael Jackson working? All right, so these are two middle-aged just white ladies. They look totally I guess hashtag normal or whatever No freaking idea so probably erased or Tevo If you erase worse cooks in America, for example now the that's what food never did we're not allowed to even watch
Starting point is 00:41:40 It season anymore. They pulled it all. They got the whole thing on pulled it all off. They've been wanted Chris Benoit Mm-hmm, you know, we know that it still happened. Oh, yeah, I'll still watch clips. There's the clips on YouTube I'm watching them now. It appeared just demonic curiosity. It is weird. It changes. It doesn't does it's kind of fun upon examination of the freezers Yes, the authorities they did discover human remains and on Thursday of this past week Wagner County District Attorney Jack Thorpe. He got that arrest warrant and my gut did he execute it? So apparently she was out on bond and located living in Wisconsin Wow, so and the good land of the land of nasty roommates That's very sad Sheriff Elliott says our hearts go out to the family of Talena Galloway
Starting point is 00:42:22 I'm gonna wait on inside of that house nothing good. Yeah Yep, and apparently Nicole Bella font car told Dateline She felt in her heart that her good friend Talena was gone. That's so sad and so sad man You got to be careful with these roommates man. She says I knew we could I knew we would get frustrated But today is the day justice one. We just it's just you know Fortunately, you really need to fill out an application to be somebody's roommate. It's really gotta figure out how to communicate It's really hard to have a roommate after a certain age I mean you just have to you got postmates the other night. It was like a 75 year old woman
Starting point is 00:42:58 I had to go help get it all the shit out of the car for yeah, it's so bad I don't fully know why people well in in New York. You're gonna have a roommate until you're a hundred That's the idea but then but they're fun sexy roommates and you tell them all your tails That's your life single in the city. It's a wife or husband. No, no, no, you go out there with you in New York You got your drink of cosmos. You got your strappy shoes. No, I don't know No, oh my god, and we're you're a sex in the city, New Yorker You have to remember what the girls of the girls the TV show that that was that she came for money in that show She just wrote her life. They were all just no, I know well off the children
Starting point is 00:43:34 I know that but I'm saying what they portrayed was working-class struggling artists, but yes I couldn't do that correctly. No, it was a horrible show But what I'm saying is that was a different version of New York. I am a sex in the city, New York guy No, yeah, I used to watch sex in the city with my brother and I was always like yeah I'm gonna go have that Cosmo lifestyle. I never wanted the crappy dumpy lifestyle that yes I have the real New York lifestyle is your fat UPS delivery man You got a hottest fuck Italian wife. Your mother lives across the street. You got fucking Jerry Stiller's living in your basement
Starting point is 00:44:08 Real New York lifestyle. King of Queens. King of Queens and nothing wrong. Oh, so speaking of King of New York He's not it means a terrible segue Robert Bigelow wants to give somebody Not even a million dollars close to a million dollars to prove that there is life after death How close how close I don't know because it's a dollar a dollar is close to a million dollars if you really This is what it is according to his website bigelowinstitute.org the it's an essay Also, okay, so I'm looking at best evidence for afterlife winning essay gets five hundred thousand dollars There is a profile on the I guess what do you call this the the main the main font of the website that has a woman's profile But um, I don't I don't think a lot of women. Let's look at the website. Thanks, right there
Starting point is 00:44:55 Leslie King just go it's but Robert the only thing I'm I don't want to talk about this at length because we've talked about Robert Bigelow quite a bit. He is the Enigmatic billionaire that is starts a budget in sweet. He's a billionaire. He can give almost a million dollars away I just feel like the the answer if there is life after death is worth more than that I think it might be worth more than that amount of money and I also feel like um a lot of people are Searching for it. Yeah already as well. I don't know if they need the extra oomph, but it is fun to have a sci-fi Billionaire out there like having like a real like from fiction Robert Bigelow is like a guy who is just like a cloaked in mystery billionaire
Starting point is 00:45:35 Who's just trying to find out if there's ghosts and aliens in urn? Every 5 p.m. On the dot it farts I love it and it creates the odor that that person used to emit fake it so you make it again Yeah, it might not be isn't that kind of real though or isn't that person sort of alive in a way It's like you're keeping their memory alive So yes and in memory you could save memory of every digital memory you have inside of your brain can be somehow Technically be like a 3d space in which like continually to exist and yes They do continue to exist. I am you know what I actually agree. All right. Well, let's get I think it's time for hero of the week
Starting point is 00:46:14 Speaking of people who drive some of the greatest people out there drive Some people do drive. Yeah, I love driving Do you just say that some of the world's greatest people drive at some of these they do some of them? No, don't they? That's called a wide swipes because someone's driving in a car right now, and they say oh, I'm driving I'm driving and this goes out to anyone right now in a I'm going to go with a Choose a car Toyota Tacoma. You're out there. Maybe you're listening to Okay, you're listening to how I was shined by Soundgarden right now about to take a left If you are and a toy or if you can prove that you're in a Toyota Tacoma
Starting point is 00:46:59 You're listening to outshined by Soundgarden outshined by Soundgarden You're about to take a left and if you can take a picture of it right now like I mean it if you can take a picture right now We will send you a free t-shirt. Whoa That is just true now. That's work for Travis. I'm sorry, but we will do we will send you a free t-shirt You know what side stories they'll be OTL, but I got to see the pictures of the car the make of the car And I got to see a picture you with the newspaper sounds like you're trying to steal their identity But you know what I'll take that work off of Travis's plate Puffin will do it Puffin will send you that t-shirt I'll get that kid working. He won't though. That's lip service. He doesn't work. Well, he kind of cuddles all right hero of the week
Starting point is 00:47:36 Amazon driver reunites baby with mom after the baby was stolen in a carjacking in Houston So thank you so much to Juan Carlos Flores Is it weird to say that it is the luckiest day in a family's life when the baby just gets maybe taken no This is your theory because you don't want a baby, but imagine if you did and then it was ripped away from you I think what you've just talked about is one of the worst traumas a human can actually suffer and you just said Isn't that everyone's dream six and one half a dozen of another? It's amazing different trucks or different folks. I can say something you can cliche it up all you want Juan Carlos Flores. He was working at Amazon since the start of this freaking pandemic
Starting point is 00:48:18 And he's just driving and apparently he's in the sunny side neighborhood. He stumbled upon a fire It's stumbled upon by the way, which is a horrible thing to do You stumble upon a kettlebell off of outside. That's great or like stumble upon. Oh my god. The bars are allowed to open outside Yep, which I did by the way the thirsty merchant I drove by it because we lifted they lifted the you can't drink outside rule here in California and A Budweiser truck was pulling in you could just feel that the blood Although I do need to keep my waist down and my goodness gracious. I'm happy to fit in jeans again That's why you should get into heroin
Starting point is 00:48:58 That's that's never been it's never been stopped due to COVID here. I think I'm too depressed I'm bad. I'm not a depressive, but I like it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I mean, I'm not depressed I'm very happy. All right, so apparently this man shut up now He stumbled upon a five-month-old man I'm talking about heroes here this man stumbled upon a five-month-old baby Who was abandoned on the side of the road in an apparent carjacking if you are a carjacker? Can't you look in the frickin backseat? Yeah, sure. How do you steal a baby? I've never understood this until they're crying. Yeah, so the guy says again We're talking about Juan Carlos Flores. He says when I went close to the baby
Starting point is 00:49:40 I wanted to cry because I was like it's impossible the baby can be here on the side of the street alone Security footage from the neighborhood shows just a bunch of cars driving by I'm going to assume they didn't see the baby The child's terrified mom called the police being like my iPhone was in the car so they can track the car and This is according to neighbor Mirna Garcia. She told ABC News somebody was definitely watching over that baby being a mom I could only imagine what the mom was going through and And so, you know, that's why this guy was a hero because multiple cars pass by they're like, yeah kid is alone I guess they're driving young these days And this guy was like no, you know what? I don't think that's appropriate. He told ABC News
Starting point is 00:50:22 I asked them if the baby belongs to them. What are you kidding me? That's what they said the police came like five to ten cars a police with the mom crying and they told me that baby Was stolen with the car. So good. Good job And Flores who called the rescue the best thing that's ever happened to me in my job because he's a savior of a baby And he didn't I could imagine if you're an Amazon delivery driver and you just give packages to people who don't really need them for a living This would be nice. It would actually save a baby's life. It would be that's so cool. Well, good work Speaking of which we're gonna start seeing Amazon annihilator soon because they're underpaid they're stressed out I don't know what's gonna happen. It's gonna be like someone's just gonna start delivering like
Starting point is 00:51:07 I do think they need a union. It's supposed to be some there's supposed to be some kind of vote, right? Well, as soon as they do then it'll be like, oh, hope you like your new sidekick tiktok the robot boy 8,000 that's about to take your job come to replace you. You're supposed to reprogram these to stop saying that We'll see I hope Union man if you're gonna honestly you want to turn around what's going on with the robots We're already seeing it Tom Cruise your favorite all of a sudden which I he's not my favorite You talk about him with glee and you you were impressed with him. I just I am Impressed by him. Yeah, I am not he's still just a short man overcompensating
Starting point is 00:51:46 Has robots yelling at people on his sights on his on his oh, yeah, dude. It's intense. It's intense You know what I want to I want to just be a fly on the wall It is where I want to hear what his calls are like when he's fucking that flounder behind the fucking the porta-potty in a public It's incredible We don't know if he fucks me absolutely does it keeps coming up Here we go as a good Canadian millennial listener emails listener emails It's a good Canadian millennial. I have never heard of Rockterio before you're Fascinating but terrifying series. Oh, of course during zoom calls over the holidays. I brought it up
Starting point is 00:52:26 And to my utter shock and delight I discovered not only did my family know of him, but my godmother met him Working at an ER working as an ER nurse in Newmarket, Ontario in the 80s She encountered him and his entourage at three o'clock in the morning during a night shift Newmarket was a bedroom town at the time pretty much for people commuting into Toronto And the ER was not the busiest place in the world on a Friday night. So the arrival of Moise and the arrival of Moises Was particularly memorable waltzing in with two babies in his arms My godmother vividly remembers that he was decked out in a matching mustard plaid vest and pants ensemble And was followed by two quiet women dressed like Mennonites
Starting point is 00:53:05 He wanted the two babies checked by a doctor my godmother asked that they were sick and he said no He just wanted to check up at 3 a.m Leading him and the babies into an examination room my godmother noticed that one baby was much bigger than the other and asked Terrio about them different mothers he answered grinning as he watched my godmother's realization and embarrassment She thought they were twins the babies were completely healthy But she didn't mention that their diapers were made of home spun cloth While she was looking at the babies the other ER staff was talking to the women and asking them about their notice of asking one of Them about her noticeable limp convincing the an hill kid to take an x-ray the ER staff
Starting point is 00:53:40 Discovered that her leg had been long healed soon. The whole story was explained She had broken it God knows how and ended up and ended up in traction at the hospital Terrio knowing better than the doctors said he could do a better job at healing Oh my god woman out of the hospital the tendons in her leg and he healed Shortened ergo the limp that was pretty much the whole odd encounter and hindsight It's obvious that terrio wanted a doctor's exam of the babies to keep child services at bay However, it was crazy to listen to my godmother describe terrio's magnetism. She said it was unforgettable She described him as a big guy not fat, but barrel-chested definitely not attractive to her
Starting point is 00:54:19 But his eyes were truly remarkable and he had tangible charisma She also mentioned that he didn't give off any creepy vibes. He's a smiley affable dude. Wow Man that story Whoo from that real-life human perspective extremely interesting. Thank you so much for that email. That was one of the better ones because I mean They're all great, but that was to have that experience Yeah, holy hell. So this wow. Yeah, I mean, of course, he's just like I can heal that better than you He's very very he was he was actually cool outfit to be honest The other story you guys might want to if you guys research the watchers from the the same place Westfield, New Jersey
Starting point is 00:54:59 Where John Liss took place? It's a fascinating Long-form article. I forget who wrote it if you look up the watcher It is about that same New Jersey town that John Liss was from there was a family a mansion They they bought this mansion and then they were harassed by on anonymous letters for years and it's a whole very intro I wanted to cover on side stories like for a while, but it's very very involved It might actually be a relaxed fit story at some point, but you should read you should read about that It's very very interesting. I'm also one of the things that I wanted to bring up just really quickly that I believe is true Is it apparently in John Liss mansion? They had a Tiffany lamp. I don't know if it's rumor or not
Starting point is 00:55:39 I have to look that up. I have to look up. I got that from multiple people But if this is true if he had a hundred and fifty K There's a parent at him in a lamp that is like that's another weird level So fucked up because apparently the story is is that there was a Tiffany lamp built inside of the mansion that they had purchased That was Everything would save everything was estimated to be worth a hundred and fifty grand But I want to look at this like the 1970s so 500 grand yeah, I got to look that up. Wouldn't that be incredible if you're staring at it the whole time
Starting point is 00:56:10 It's like when I was on episode when I was broke I was always like wondering number one being like will I find an artifact somewhere in my parents garage or will a Distant relative, please just die and give me money And you just thumb through and your dad is like look and look in it. I'll be five copies of my superman dad Yes, yes superman's dad five copies of it He's like you can sell these and I should be like no I can't you're a cop from Queens You got five of them. These are not collector. I got five so we may show we'd sell them Who makes sure we can really make a market out of them
Starting point is 00:56:42 All right, here we go. Here's this story. I live in a Victorian home built in the mid to late 1800s Which I fell in love with as soon as I saw it on Craigslist rental ads several years ago Unlike almost every other place I have lived nothing strange has ever happened in this house Norway ever had the slightest creepy feeling here. I've always been disappointed by this When I was on my back porch getting ready to hit my GB, but had had not had not yet I felt some softball size Brush up against the right side of the small in my back and I felt my sweatshirt move I reeked behind me felt nothing. I turn around. I was at least eight inches away from anything else on my porch
Starting point is 00:57:19 That could have touched me from that side I brush it off as one of those weird phantom skin sensations that happen sometimes like how we're addicted to the stupid phones, right? I get it So I got high I went to the kitchen close the inside door started talking to my sister's cat who I'm taking care of at the moment We both turn her heads the cat and I when we heard the swishing sound of the bag of of the bag of plastic bags You know that shit I have wings on the inside of the back door I do as well that you know eventually you just throw away Yes, cuz you just like what am I doing? I'm not going anywhere with this. What why do I have this?
Starting point is 00:57:48 I told myself that the bags might have gotten stuck against something when the door closed and then pulled free after I stepped away And that's why I started swinging a full 20 seconds I or after I had already closed the door remembering all the crazy shit that happened when I shared a house with my sister's family for a Couple of years. I said my sister a text saying like telling her what happened and said well Maybe something happens when we spend a lot of time together. They've recently returned to New Jersey after living in North Carolina for years And are looking for a place up there, which is why I'm taking care of the cat So then I asked her if she knew that poltergeist activities often associated with young girls having their Monarch, right? Oh Monarch It's monarchy now apparently. It's oh, isn't that nice. She thought maybe because my daughter keeps on giving
Starting point is 00:58:29 Oh, we got it. We actually have one of our better pieces of art was written in menstrual blood Yeah, it's yeah, it's haunted us ever since um, but I thought maybe had to do it because my daughter is ten and a half years Old me can happen anytime now and then I exclaimed and wait, I mean I did yes I guess okay, never mind. He's a father at this old story. Her cat is also going through puberty So maybe they thought it was a can there be a cat poltergeist And then I open and close my back door and watch the bag of plastic bags become wedged in the corner for a few moments So it you've got but I don't got this so and so I learned the horrific thing is he has a daughter That's about to get puberty in the cat. I didn't I it's the worst
Starting point is 00:59:08 I said the word Monarch. Yeah Monarch. Yeah. Um, all right, cool. And here's this last real quick story I'll read this next one this last little quick story that I thought was really funny This comes from the most recent episode that mentioned Richard Dreyfus He once attended a national history day. My sister was a finalist in and he provided such an Expletive laden ramp about education that many of the parents and their families left Thankfully not mine the man called himself a born-again Jew. He said it was like cocaine who was served next to the white fish at his synagogues condition Oh, that's a hell of a dry fish story. He's just a big mother trucking fish. He really did. He tried
Starting point is 00:59:52 Well, what's wrong with a good profanity lace? I'll tell you something else that I know about history. I'll tell you what I lose seven million. That's the number. Oh my all right, everyone Well, thank you all so much for listening. We got some cool news live every day Well, that's the cool news is to live every day live every day outside of the refrigerator Please try not to end up inside of a refrigerator Well, you know, I'm watching segments of a thousand pound sisters because I can't watch the whole show once but speaking of It gives me panic attacks. It really does stress me up But they they they're in that fridge a lot there. They really are but they are vacationing in that fridge
Starting point is 01:00:26 Well, they don't become a permanent resident of the fridge They had a they were doing diet night and they ate cheese They ate they ate eggplant parmesan with the most amount of cheese I've ever seen in an eggplant parmesan But that was their diet but then what I found out is cuz I remember also thinking the same when I was at my bigger size being like It's vegetables Actually absorbed more oil than even meat does Much is almost worse so much worse And you're gonna laugh just thinking about how you're gonna have a healthy vegetarian eggplant parmesan meal later
Starting point is 01:00:53 They're like, you know, I'm a vegetarian I just like and you know if you gotta laugh and you gotta love the fact that you're gonna be able to go to Oklahoma You're gonna be able to put a big fat six six seven man You're gonna be able to take that man You're gonna be able to put him in this cage legally for tourism. It literally is a Statement to me and my people my ilk. We do not go to Oklahoma Honestly, it sounds like they're making in Oklahoma is a incredible place for the small Yeah, for the small for us except I like I'm going makes me that I'm moving to Montana
Starting point is 01:01:26 We're gonna start doing gnome Hunting season, but maybe they'll keep you kiss old and keep you on a cage and they start breeding you I think if I can somehow pivot gnome to equal Polish then we have Polish hunting season and then We can really start to get something going. It's season. It's big foot season. It's gnome season. It's big foot season With some of the legislation going on in Montana. We'll talk about that on top And apparently there's a lot of questionable things happening. The problem those if you say leprechaun hunting season that becomes racist against the Irish And they've had enough to deal with haven't they yeah those bog people Make spaghetti Irish. Thank you all so much for listening
Starting point is 01:02:00 Should we talk about anything? We got some THC stuff We got we got we were waiting on that because we're being casual with the release date in the weed Yeah, it just takes a while well It's a weed industry so it's a small if you would think like the industry coming if you do cocaine everything happens real fast too fast Too fast weed everything happens now whenever when it's ready like candle You're gonna get it when it's ready. It's gonna be come out like Gandalf and apparently it is with not apparently we've all tried it But it's really good. You guys very strong. You're really gonna like it um last podcast march calm check out all your merch needs Put clothes on your body. I also would say check out all of our streams
Starting point is 01:02:37 We got last stream on the left is now gonna be every same bad channel same bad time same as it used to be last stream on the left 5 p.m Pacific 8 p.m. Eastern standard time It's gonna be live on our patreon, and then it's going to be moved to our youtube So for those that give to our patreon any tier you can watch the stream live you can participate in the chat You can see Henry's nipples before we have to censor them We don't have to do when we go to YouTube. We won't free you can show nipples. I know I'm just making a bit I know just because we got kicked off. We're not gonna get killed. We're not getting kicked off YouTube We don't know what's gonna happen with you, but anyway, it will be free
Starting point is 01:03:14 Like what 48 hours after we do it something like it's gonna be up They have pretty much immediately as soon as we're done in the stream Then you could check out that fucking bullshit, but then we also on the twitch is staying strong as hell We're gonna have I don't know where the hell kissles show is gonna be coming soon, but my show Saturdays to 30 psd Show in sub six. We've already got a great chat community going very very excited to keep doing that show awesome All right, everyone. Thank you all so much for for hanging with us. We'll keep on hanging with you hail yourselves mcgusta lations Please do and be careful if you win a cooking competition, it's not don't be you know
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