Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Biohazard

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

The boys are back! Ben and Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news including an update on Lucy Letby - the nurse found guilty of murdering seven babies, Air Canada passengers kicked off flight for refusing to sit in vomit-covered seats, the Delta flight forced to make a U-Turn due to a Diarreah-related "Biohazard", a Nebraska man caught with a live bull riding shotgun, a gender reveal goes horribly wrong, more BTK trophies are uncovered as the killer is possibly linked to additional murders, the Canadian man who broke into bakery - just to steal Cupcakes, Hero of the Week, Listener E-Mails, and so much more!

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you need on your tongue, we got the spoon for you. Beach Blanket Bingo, baby. Come on, guys. Let's do it! There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left side story. That's one of the cannonballs from started. Side storage. Yeah. Are we recording it? Uh, do you think that we should do, um, like a 9 11 sale? No, for our podcasts.

I think that would be greatly, um, disrespectful to the 3000 people that died during one of the worst attacks in US history. What happened? 9-11. September 11th. Yeah, 9-1-1. You call in an emergency. You know, we know. All right.

Isn't that funny? Isn't that good? Isn't that funny? I mean, I never forget. But you know, I will say truly. Also, it's a little bit rude to those with Alzheimer's, isn't that? Don't yell at them. That's it? Don't yell at them. That's funny.

Don't yell at that. That's funny. Never forget. But you notice that there's a distinct difference between people that call it 9-11, and that people that call it 9-1-1. People that call it 9-1-1 follow that with a lot of thoughts. He's always, and it's deep in the U-Files U-World. Oh, yeah, of course.

Everyone. That's how you know, if I could create one UFO Venn diagram that sums up the whole 9 11, crypto. Now we know space crafts. Mm-hmm. See? Yep. That's it. That's it.

But also, yeah, man, crypto too. That's what I don't understand. Like crypto and uFologists are so one and one. I think maybe it's just because a lot of ufologists have been asked to leave banks. Like, please sir, will you go? Like there's no secrets here, sir. We're not here. We think you keep bringing up the federal exchange rate and it's not done here, sir.

This is a well as far ago. Oh my goodness. Welcome to side stories. Everyone's been hanging out with Henry. Hope everyone, well, you, you, you don't know, but, goodness, welcome to side stories. Everyone been hanging out with Henry. Hope everyone while you, you don't know, but it was wonderful. We had a couple of days off there and we're great to see the country. So I want to, I made a lot of people smile. Do you think just but be nice to them because it turns out people are really sad. That's yeah, that's really, that's good. I'm glad you were a roving gesture for Wisconsin.

I was like, ah, he comes. Hey, they like, have you seen that large, hard man? He made me smile for the first time since my mother. Big Jesus. Yep. That's what they're calling me. That's true. I do think that it would be cool if we can take 9 11 back, right? To what? Being called it like 9 11. What was 9 11 before September 11?

If you're September 11th, yeah, it's a day that'll live in infamy, much like Pearl Harbor, but also you get you're on the map now, baby. Yep. That's like if you were April 20th, who cares? In 1880, in the 20th, it's a dud day for 20. And now both total complete utter racist and potted celebrate that day. You know, and I this might be on a kind of a controversial limb. I, but I think in that way you could probably call 911, the rage of international tragedies. Yeah, I was thinking about that sex tape, but I think about the people jumping from those buildings

after calling their parents, saying they love them one last time. No, no, yeah, because it's like again, before that tape. I also, by the way, before I don't even know why we're talking about 9.11. You did because I didn't know what I did to it. Rob, right? I know, Rob, Rob said right before 9.11. Because that's encouraging because it's a comedy podcast. But the one thing that I don't, I can't handle, I don't want to hear the phone calls. Yeah, buddy.

No, but what do you think I do? Do you think I, you think it's my ringtone? Do you think I sit around? I don't know. Do you phone calls. Yeah, buddy. Fuckin' you. What do you think I do? You think it's my ringtone? I actually don't know. Do you think I have a Spotify playlist? Oh, let's roll. Oh, Henry, you're in the call. Let's roll.

But I just, every time it comes around this year, it's just a barrage. It's a credit, it's a creditly sad, buddy. Mama, mother, eighty-third. Poor, buddy. You didn't even have to do that. It's a trynably sad, it's nine-eleven. I know.

I'm a second. I'm a second. Make it cool. Nine-11. Well, there's always a mattress sale. No, you can't just put a big to it. Go, go, go. All right. Well, speaking of planes, well, okay, let's do a quick update. Then we have two plane stories, one involving vomit, one involving human shit. Yeah. But Lucy let me. She's the nurse. That goes, they got her. Her and Harold shipment, two of the worst nurses of all time. Obviously, they got her. Her and Harold Shipman, two of the worst nurses of all time, obviously Shipman got to work a lot longer than she did. I actually still think Lucy Levy was worse than Harold Shipman. I don't know.

He killed like hundreds. I know, but it was boring. It was boring. Okay, so, all right. So if you're going to add up to the year, well, only in the sense you with my Pinterest, if you're going to add up the amount of years that the victims had left to live, he killed like 280 year olds. Sure.

So you put all of them together. Maybe they had a collective of what all of 100 years, but she killed babies. So technically they would have lived until 80 math. You do that and so yeah, okay, by years, that's common core. That's common core. That is common core. By the years that she evacuated from those people's lives. It's yes. She did in many ways cause more harm, didn't she? But Lucy, let me do a little bit of controversy.

Because people a little bit saying there's no way for her to have a fair trial. So people all freaking out. Cracket dialed. She should have just gotten one of that would have been, she would have been the perfect candidate for those little fake stillborns They sell I don't know if they're supposed to be still boards, but the babies aren't real. Yeah, I can't honestly I just got a bunch of those I got like five. I got a offload Because you know because you know I'm gonna because like I can't rev it. I really can't resist stealing from a Christmanger

I like I can't resist it. I feel like it's like, I got to, I got to unload these. So with honestly, if you're in the mood for stillborn, maybe, um, kind of model, like one of those things, yeah, come by, uh, come by the studio. It's just fine to keep yelling. Come to the valley. I'm hoping you have to be not even to get one of the ones that was supposed to be alive. Just second hand one. Yeah. Get a second. Yeah, go to a thrift store and thrift it. Yeah, it's not, yeah, it's a bad story. It's like Ernest Hemingway. It was a bit like two baby shoes unlaced. What was it called? There's like the smallest story in the world was like baby shoes. Yeah, if this in the pizza box.

If this bib could scream, it say, I've had enough corn. All right. So here we go. Got a lot of air Canada. I'm just glad we started light. I think bites are a producer for this show decided to lead us in a direction. He said 9-11 right before the show. And then what am I going to do? He never forgot. He never forgot. We're all New Yorkers. Also, never forget.

Come out to see the 9-21 show for the murder. Fest. Murder. Murder. Fest is doing their 20th anniversary show and much like the towers. There's two of them. Yes. Nine. It's nine twenty two nine twenty three and you could be there for the night of your life.

Tony's 90th. Dipper. Uh, September 17th at Flapper's comedy club. All right. Air Canada. This is a story I want to talk to you about because we've got the one where this person literally shat so bad they had to turn the flight around. Yes.

But there's another flight in with air Canada. And this is actually on the airline. Apparently somebody was puking all over the place because it was a Las Vegas to much real flight. And then people showed up and there were like, oh, there's a bunch of, it's a foul smell. I think it's because it was a Las Vegas. It's my trail flight. It is.

It's, and then these people show up and they're like, man, the seat here, it's full of puke and it smells like vomit and it smells like perfume and there's coffee grounds everywhere. And they kick the people off the flight for complaining that they don't want to sit in the vomit filled seat. What's going on, Canada? Hey, man, I think in Canada, you know, they do things a little different because normally there it's if you see something, don't say something. We'll say something like, whoa, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have driven the planes that way. I wouldn't know. Oh, I definitely wouldn't have omitted on these chairs. No, I would have omitted on the floor there. Yeah, all right. Now bathroom

there. But you know what I all right. So my first take on this is that I have been on many a delayed flight. Oh, something when they're there like nothing is truly worth. I expected to be delayed. I expected to be delayed. But now truly truly, I think nothing is psychologically worse than when you see it say at gate. And it's no, it's been there for hours. Yes. But they don't do anything with that plane. And I love for anybody who remotely fucking explain that to me.

Signed stories, LPL, LG, Mell.com. They don't do anything with that plane until right before you leave, right? So it gets to the for hours. Yeah. So I can definitely see some person vomiting all over, maybe towards the end of the flight, vomiting all over these chairs.

They got everybody off the flight. Sure. They're doing their best to clean this shit up, right? Cause you know, they're got, you got all these spare time. Cause nothing is more infuriating than you know that this, this plane has been sitting here for this long and no one is winning, they're in done anything.

I think it's because it was working. Well, I think a lot of times it's because the shifts, right? Like flight attendants, everybody's in there. They mostly time they got a run right off the plane because they get timed out. They got to go to another, they have to go and switch. They have to go and do them. It's like if their schedules are extremely tight, so I can see why they these flight attendants, you know, they got to be cleaning up that plane, which is not easy. No, but they have cleaning crews. They have some, but apparently they didn't do a good enough job here. But the idea is, so let's say your flight is now sitting there and you get informed.

Yes, your seats are chunky with vomit, right? And it's bad. It smells like vomit, but if you don't sit in it, you don't go. So what happened here was apparently the previous flight, someone vomited. Yeah. The flight attendant was very apologetic. They said, of course, but they ended they were like, but the flights full. So you got to sit there.

So she said the staff placed coffee grounds in the seat pouch and sprayed perfume, but that the seat belt was still wet. So they fought that like visible vomit. They thought you'd a launch and fucking old coffee is like, hmm, yes, nothing I love more. I know. Cold set of grounds. I've never heard of just putting a bunch of coffee next to vomit in order to clean it up. You're smelling the, well, you're not cleaning it.

You're just overpowering the vomit smell with a very thick old coffee smell. Right. And then the wet seat belt, you can just feel that the way that's so snug. Also, I think they're getting smaller. I'm getting bigger. If you've never done that, way that's so snug. Also, I think they're getting smaller. I'm getting bigger. If you've never done that, because I've done this multiple times, where especially back in the day,

when I used to do many auditions, like running back and forth, where I would, I would have a coffee, this happened several times. Oh, liquid up. Well, no, I mean, I have, in the middle of, let's see,

screaming at somebody on the highway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spill all coffee all over myself, mid auditions, right? Great. And so I have to go back and forth. I still have change. I change into my thing for the next auditions, but that smell of the your dick and balls haven't been covered in coffee.

Right. And then strong owner cookie. I don't like the smell of coffee, to be honest, to someone like the Starbucks smell. I love the smell of coffee. I wish that I wish that gasoline was a perfume. I love the smell of gasoline. That explains a lot. That's my grandmother who killed my grandfather. Yeah. That's one of the things you bonded over. Yeah. You're love a gasoline. I feel like maybe you should start because you know, that's how they wash Harleys. Right. Spray it with that. That's it. That's the clean all the parts out. So anyway, so

they were like, you can get off this flight because they're like, we want to sit there. And then Miss Benson, that's the chick who didn't want to sit there. She says, I'm ashamed to be a Canadian and I'm ashamed of air. Canadia. Oh, whenever. That's so she was ashamed to be a Canadian. That's a lot. You're ashamed of being Canadian because you had a sitting in a gross seat. It's just a gross seat, but I would say it is you would. I agree. Like no, no, man, no, I know, man, no, man, but I actually applaud that flight attendant for trying to get that fucking flight out on time.

I applaud that I applaud. They should be given like $3,000 in gift certificates. That's how it should have been handled. Like you should have looked at it and you've been like, okay, you're not going to sit here, but here's like a way or overpayment. We're going to put you up in the airport hotel and here's like two grand towards whatever flights you want. And then just, you know, again, pay me. I will walk away. They threatened to put them on the no fly list because they didn't want to fly in the vomit seats. I feel like that's now that's dumb.

Air Canada. They have grounded themselves, and they have apologized, and they said vomit seats aren't our thing. Yeah, and not anymore. Oh, not after this summer. And the summer's over, I guess. But also this next story is, you know, here's side stories. We get stuff sent to us all the time.

All the time. But this, by far, I always like it. When you get a clear, the audience knows us. We know the audience and what they want and what they want to hear about. And what I, the influx, the amount of times this story was emailed to us. It was wonderful. Yeah. This Delta flight. Man, this flight from Atlanta going to Barcelona.

Now, it's going to beautiful Barcelona. Which you know when that plane lands. Ooh. I love Atlanta. And I love Georgia. And I just feel like when that plane lands in Barcelona, they're like the Americans are here. The Americans are here.

Because you imagine what that flight is like. Ooh, yeah. And I love that plane, baby. Well, Atlanta's got beautiful. I like it. It's got such a great, you know, love it. They're a fun bunch. Oh, yeah.

But then you go to Switzerland, Barcelona, which is great, you know, a lot of fun bunch. Oh, yeah. But then you go to sweet sleep, Barthalona, which is like, you know, this apparently absolutely gorgeous Vista's and you get your top of the 1992s dream team. That's where they first debuted with Barcelona Olympics. They used to sleep for three hours and they have to know no one has a job. It's an incredible place to be.

But then you're on your way. You're going to Atlanta and then somebody just starts spraying liquid shit on your flight. I kill myself. I feel like if I saw this because so two hours into this international flight, it is turned around because of the excessive flagrant diarrhea that is spread throughout the entire plane apparently. Flagrant diarrhea that is spread throughout the entire plane apparently, but the problem. So this I also have a little bit of sympathy. Oh sure Like you're on them. Oh

And I and let's this person took a diuretic to be like, maybe you don't want to know what I'm under the plane. We're going crazy I actually kind of feel bad for I feel bad for everyone. Oh sure But except for the diarrhea because the diarrhea is doing what for everyone. Oh, sure, but except for the diarrhea, because the diarrhea is doing one of the loves. No, yeah. I'm low in diarrhea. Honestly, I feel like we had a war against terror for a long time, but I do think of this another sort of like concept we should go against diarrhea. It's just, oh, yeah.

So from the flight, so this is from the, from the actual pilot, they had to divert to ATL passenger diarrhea all over. Crazy. Bye. I'm sorry. Bio hazard, which of Biohazard. Which of course indeed it is. So the people were all upset, but I will say this when it comes to cleaning, the cleanup

crew, they took five hours. Oh yeah. And they got up all of that liquid. Well, this is personal responsibility and what has happened. For some reason I'm assuming man, but actually we know it can go either way. Diarrhea is diarrhea knows no race nor gender my friend. I'm just gonna go on an alarm and assume it's a it's a man. It's just because that's just how it does go because in my head, you know what happened after the five I'm starting to ripen you after the five hours of it

of having to clean it. Yeah, passengers came back and they said, you know what? It's even cleaner than when we first got us. Yeah, so we said that nice. Yeah, it has to be. So that's the, so that's the tradeoff. Sure. Now you're a real nice plane. Can I just, okay, feel like in this country,

you have a sense of personal responsibility. Oh, that's got the window shame, all those sorts of things. I think that this person, I understand, you're sick. It's coming at your butt. But in my mind, all right, I've had uncontrollable. This is a man talking, all right. I'm talking as a man. These are two men that know liquid shit better than probably 90% of this fucking world. If I see a solid in there, I'm just like, what's happening? Yeah, we know liquid shit. I've had furious diarrhea. I have uncontrollable. I had uncontrollable. I'm just like, what's happening? Yeah, we know liquid shit. I've had furious diarrhea. I have

uncontrolled, I had uncontrolled, I've shat all over the bathroom floor. I've shat all over a fucking toilet seat, fucking sat in it. I've shat in my own pants. I've done it all. But one thing I know is that there's never been, unless you've been poison, who's been poison literally poison. Oh, sure, sure. You know, the shit's's coming and if you were a total fucking actual ass G you would have shot in your fucking pants and you would have kept it but in that seat because you are trying you're looking at your family you're looking at everybody else with their with their like khaki hats on and their scarves thinking about all the little shrimps that they're gonna need how much plon're gonna have, all the different cheeses and novenos.

And then like, you would look at all of them and be like, I need to take this for me. This whole load must be in these pants. Because if I spread this throughout this whole fucking thing, now I'm the fucking, I'm the penguin in China. Bruce Lee, what did he say? You water. And what is diarrhea? It is water.

I mean, I mean, this is not if it was a, if this was a healthy, I just had some deep dish turd. Okay, but this is diarrhea. So no matter what, but no matter what, thousands of times I've had diarrhea, but you're not, it doesn't, it is the water. It creates a river. A space creates a river of shit.

What's the last time you've truly uncontrollably shit? Oh my goodness. I mean, uncontrollably. Like it's like dumb and dumb. You act in that. I know you chose to be your pants while you're driving once. I didn't choose. I didn't get home in time because the person that was driving me kept on driving

a little too cautious. But you were obviously you made the executive decision. You were not president. I said, yeah, it's releasing. No, that was not on me. That was not on me. That was on the generals inside.

God did. That was a little bit. That was like when we went into Libya and it was like the president was like, I don't see it. I don't see it. That's kind of what happened there because I was just like, I'm out of control. I was in bed. My president was in bed sleeping and the generals took over and they're like, go tell them the whole John heard. He took to social media because that's always a fun thing. But not him. Oh, oh, yeah, not the shit. No, he says both me and my wife were on the flight. It was a mess.

The pilots were right to turn it around. The ground crew ripped up the carpet and put in new carpet. I asked Christ. I have been on flights where it's fucking held together by duct tape. If it takes a man liquid shitting in order to get new carpet on these fucking flights, they literally just fucking he needs to go to a hospital. This means he's that bad. Oh, this video.

Oh, whoa, you see the way. Pretty as well. I just found the video of the evidence. Wow. That's a lot. That's not good. No, this guy's not good. He might be dead.

That is like, oh, man, that's Ebola. He said that's his fucking gut, dude. Well, that's not shit. That's him. That's literally him turning into shit's fucking gut, dude. Well, that's not shit. That's him. That's literally him turning into shit. Wow. I actually, that's an crazy amount of shit. It's funny because I got a hole. That was several piles of shit. Oh, it was multiple piles and large piles as well. Enough for it would be if you were a fly on that plane, you'd be like, I'm on vacation all the day, baby. It's the Margaritaville. Barcelona came to me.

Yes, they love to swim and shit. I actually think some of these comments are understated. And according to D, they say, my partner was on the flight. It was bad. It was dribbled down the aisle, smelled horrible, but that was not a dribble. That was not a dribble. That's not a dribble. Oh my God.

I mean, I want to hear from this guy. I want to hear from this guy. I want to find out where the fuck this guy is who did the shit I know it's a lot for him. I know that it's wow. It's again. We are oh wow Holy fucking shit. It looks like you someone dragged a dead raccoon across the fucking middle of the plane That's that's a tough flight to de board. You got to you got to really jump over there It's like that old video game that a Tory game where you just had a jump and grabbed a little rope and shit river to grandma's house. Yeah. Apparently after the, but again, on the bright side, evidently,

they use, I think we've discovered nothing with the bright side. No, the bright side is, the planes all clean now. So apparently they use a disinfectant and they say it smelled like vanilla and it made it smell like vanilla shit. Yeah, and was thoroughly clean. So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, of perfumes. I love flight attendance. Oh, yeah. I love them. I know that that is that is truly what I was like, you know, besides like, they're unsung heroes that I feel that are actually way more sung, right? You know, like, first responders teachers, like, you know, obviously, they're unsung, but they're famously unsung. I think that flight attendants are one of those where like, they're everything in the sky. We've talked about this many times. They're the fuck, they're the cops. They're the nurse. They're the fucking guy. They're running the whole fucking show. So they're doing whatever they can. And also, most of the time, I bet you, especially

with the air candidate thing, a lot of that's just like, I need to get the fuck home. And if this flight's canceled, I don't go home too. Also, I don't know what the rules are when it comes to someone taking again, a liquid river shit in the middle of the aisle. I think this is the rules. He's already know that air of flight attendance, they don't get paid when the planes on the ground. No.

So when this guy did that, I don't know if they get, do you just clean that up pro bono? No, no, they were in the air when he was doing it. So that and they get paid, but as soon as that thing lands, I was just sitting in shit for free. Again, personal fucking responsibility. You're about to get on a goddamn plane. I mean it, and you know, this is not, this is not sick. This is something else. Oh, he was sick.

Yes, he was sick. Yeah, yeah, but this is like, past sick. This is like a thing where there's no way he was just sitting on a plane. And he was like, oh, something going on with my, summy look, that is is not that did not happen he was feeling ill that morning But he was not feeling good. He went he got it's probably got into a cab going Guys is man like yeah friend you want me to go to I go upstairs I go upstairs

I mean like that's all that's probably that and same thing you he went through a whole security measure You went to all of this stuff. You wait. There's no way he wasn't cramping and fucked up this whole time I don't I guess he's just like going to damn Barcelona. Well, I'm going to Barcelona. That's where I'm gonna meet Julia Roberts I'm going on there. I'm gonna eat pressure on my way through soccer who will get in match. I can't wait to do it. And then like, yes, God damn it. My buckle. It's the buckles. Prison owner. It's prison. I'm a shit black. I was trying to find the name of the pooper, but I just found another pooper from June 29th of this year, who they were on a flight from Mumbai, go into Delhi. It was a short trip. He urinated and defecated on the floor, according to the times of India.

Was he jarad, Depardue? I have no idea. And it caused a lot of discomfort to the other passengers. You see again, that's criminality. This is a, this man, God knows what this man did. Again, I just want to hear statements and I'd like to get a full polish. The deli police in this case are resting the passenger and register the case to the station. And they say we produced him before the court, which granted him bail further investigation is underway.

Yeah. So what an investigation that's going to be. It's a guy. See, we've done this joke many times, been going up to the buttold, to work in our teeth. Yeah. That's piss. That's a crime. Now, according to the deli police, the webinar and teeth. Yeah, that's piss. That's a crime.

Now, this is according to the devil. That's definitely a crime. They say they have zero tolerance for such things. So that's good. We have zero tolerance approach to liquid sheet on plates. How many times that happened here? Well, just the idea of purposely doing so. Right.

But now we don't have any indication that the person on this Delta flight did the purpose. I have an identity until proven otherwise, but yes, you't have any indication that the person on this Delta flight did the purpose. I have him until proven otherwise, but yes, you are correct. It's both. I am. It was not a new and less than literally, unless you literally got a, a ironic airborne virus and it just hit him and he just didn't know what to do.

Sure. I'm just saying for our fucking loyal listeners, you sit in that shit, and you hold it down, you hold the goddamn mind. Also, why have we got one fucking advancement when it comes to seats? Why can't the seats take a little bit? You know, I was driving through Utah, beautiful Utah.

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Keep showing up. Fucking toad. I'm not playing. Did you see this story about the dude who jammed his bowl into his car? I did see that. It went viral. This story is very interesting.

I'm not going to say that. I'm going to say it again. How is it a crime? Well, it's great. It is. Has a destroy. If you- Well, the bowl wasn't driving. Look at this. How is it a crime? Well, it's great. It is has a striving. If you- Well, the bull wasn't driving.

Look at this. I saw it. Yeah. This is not what I think is not a safe. I'm just gonna go. I'm not not to be a nanny here, but this is not a safe environment. I mean, I don't know. This is the bull.

I believe the bull's name was Howdy Duty. Oh, that's cute. Um, Howdy Duty was jammed. It's justdy duty. Oh, I was cute. Howdy duty was jammed. It's just so horrible. I don't know if you can say that. It also, he also has horns on his car, which is so big, but this is the thing. Look at the back of the car.

It's really not so much of the shit. If you could see this giant bull is mashed and son's car. Obviously they gave him as many different tickets as they could, but I guess they allowed him to go. They said he, he basically, I don't know why they gave him a warning and let him go. The back of the car is covered in, well, bullshit. You see that he has attached some form of construction gurters, like a gate there, that is keeping the bowl inside of this Honda Civic. It does not look happy. Um, it is jammed in there. It's probably drug that of its mind. Oh, I don't know where it's butthole is positioned to be.

He cut the whole top of his Honda off. And as you can see, the butthole seems to be just outside of it. And it is just sprayed liquid shit all over the back of the car. Well, that's unsanitary. I mean, I think it's more of a, I feel like it a distraction. Yeah. Yeah. It's a horrors. I truly think the biggest issue here is the horns and the shit. Now liquid shit is more about everybody else. And the horns are not helping him because he has no access to any sort of side mirror. No, he really does it. And the car does seem to be quite low to the ground. And then perfect Nebraska policeman ship, he was let go with the warning. Yeah. It was a lot too see bowl.

See this interesting. He said, the officers received a call referencing a car driving into town that had a cow in it. They thought it was going to be a cow. No, no. And there was something small, something that fit inside the vehicle. But I guess technically, because it could be kept inside of the vehicle, it was not necessarily illegal for him to do this.

But I mean, you know, the cops also just, they just laughed at it and they let him go. Yeah. I just decided that this was they didn't want to persecute him. I mean, what do you want him? What do you want him to do? I saw the Bonnie and Clyde car buffalo bills in Nevada, not a good casino full of X cons. No way.

Many more nice. Many were nice. I learned a lot about steroids, but they had the car, the body and Clyde drove. They lit that shit up. So I'm actually happy that the cops didn't just like kill the bull. Yeah, yeah. And then I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,

really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, yeah, yeah. Also, it says his license plate is boy and dog. It's boy and dog. That's what dog. Boy dog. That's his gender reveal. Oh my God.

Did you see that video of the plane crashing? God no. Oh my God. There was a gender reveal, which I do whatever you want. It's just don't make them so dangerous plates. A plane is coming and they spray. I believe it was pink, so it was a girl. And then immediately the planes fucking wings, like go up and touch each other and the pilot dies.

And literally everyone, yeah, you can play the video, Rob, everyone at the party, they watch the plane come in. Did they know? No, they don't recognize it. This is so fucking crazy. They're just hanging out. Plane, it's a girl. Yeah, and watch this What no and they just what in a living they just Even recognize that this man just died literally for their stupid

No, they were celebrating So see and then watch the crowd the wings just kind of fell off Yeah, they were they were having they just look back and they're like it's a girl you know actually don't know Oh, I feel like some of them are like I don't care what happens. We're not ruining today You are not ruining today, I don't care what happens. We're not ruining today. I agree with that. We are not ruining today. I don't care. A thousand people could die. The whole world can slide into a black hole. We are doing this gender reveal party today. That's, this is why one of the reasons I decided to drive a cross country for my little vacation that was so peaceful. It was because I'm scared. Look at that plane. Oh, no, me while in China. No,

that's a scene in virtual commercials. There's a lot of propaganda for you. And don't forget the propaganda. Um, but that plane literally just, it didn't do it right. Yeah. The wings just fell off. Yeah. That's, that's scary. It's not good. No, I think what happens is you just hire some guy to do that. Maybe he's doing it too fast or maybe it doesn't really happen. You're blaming the person who died. No, no, no, it's it. I mean, it didn't even use her. A gender reveal, but it's just liquid dump. I mean, it's kind of, yeah, it actually should be blue, but it's all pink because of the blood of my system. Yeah, so it is a boy. I should have just said it. Yeah, it's gonna be a boy. Is there a doctor on the plane? If I was a doctor, I'm going to be a doctor on the plane with all the diarrhea. I'd be like, actually, I'm actually not a doctor. I'm a comedian.

So let's talk a little bit about BTK. We don't really know a heck of a lot, but we know that apparently they know you launched the hot dog squad, which brought us detective popcorn. So in some ways, isn't there a silver lining to everything? Oh, yeah. Thanks for all the merch. Um, but this story is not over BTK. They are now enaming him in some version of their saying that they're, yes, there's some cold cases that they might be able to attach to BTK. He swears he's in his, and I really trust the guy.

I will say though to, not to his point, but sometimes they do just be like, hey, we got 10 murders, we have no idea what to do with. Let's give them the dentist. Like sometimes they do do that. Yeah, sure. We, you know, that might be the case with Samuel Little. I'm not certain we know they do do that. Yeah, sure. We, we, you know, that might be the case with Samuel Little. I'm not certain. We know they try to do it with Henry Lucas. Right. We do this many, many times. But B2K, it seems like there's reasons why.

So apparently there was some talk. The BZK had some trophies from some other victims that might have happened during his pause, right? When he paused for those series of years before he got arrested, before he went active again. He was desperate for the spotlight again. They got him, got him. We'd be, apparently they went through his hidey holes and they found other stuff. They found a literature.

They found a drawing of a young woman. Because like, so what do we know about Biteke? How Biteke's work with what he did was that he would, what he said is that he would create projects. Right. He would see somebody fixate upon them. He'd follow them. He'd build like a case.

And then he would, so not like crochet, no, he'd go nice. No, no, no, the project's involved murder. Murder. But so he would, and that was a part of his fantasy that he would build up all of this stuff. And there's some he said a little bit during his confessions that when he was getting arrested, he was basically in the middle of planning some other and he had like a bunch

of fucked up shit that he wanted to do. He wanted to do an upside down crucifix. He wanted to do a torture. So fucking lazy fucking man. All dumb. The man who left cereal boxes in the cars to be like, get it. I'm a serial killer. The man who ate cereal after murdering his victims because he's a punny guy. The man who literally asked the cops, you guys can't trace any floppy discs. Yeah. This guy is such a fucking asshole. We all we hate this fucking bitch. But he basically they found this stuff. And so, but it does fit with his MO. So it fits with these buttons with drawings that he made. And he made

a bunch of drawings of silos and barns. And they're trying to get BTK to say, where is this, what, what is all of this stuff? Because he did, he had alluded that there might be more stuff. But they found it was underneath the concrete of his home. They went and they read, they read dug up where his house, I guess, used to be or currently is just like that one movie that I'm blanking on the name. It's a great movie, though. It's basically, I think it's basically based on BTK. So that probably explained to me. Similar. Are you talking about the, Lars von Trier movie? Yeah. That new one. What the hell was that call to for how it's great? It was good. But the two sketches show the women including one in a short red dress or blouse bound with nooses hung around their necks.

They had red gags in their mouths and their legs were bound obviously with rope. And obviously he drew them with fear in their eyes. And now what's very interesting is that his daughter came out and they knew that something was very strange. There's a lot of sketching and then he did this quite a bit You saw that there's something about looking at his paintings. No, it's really very I think it's very creepy They're creepier than John Wayne gaseys because gaseys are kind of just paying by numbers He did that on purpose too. He was just printing them out. John Wayne gasey had other people doing his paintings for him And that's why we they and they created laws. So he because of John Wayne games,

right, right, the making their money. But they said that have my father, yes, that's gold, the house of Jackpill. Thank you. That's the house of the gentleman. Thank you, Rob. So Kerry Rosson, his daughter, came out and said, my father absolutely loves barns and silos.

Every time we drove around going camping, fishing, he'd absolutely say this one. He like he said, he'd absolutely say, like, I want to retire here. You would tease his mom. Yes. I mean, these barns, these farmlands. And then it turned that after he was arrested, we found out that he had massive fantasies about these specific locations. So now we're driving around trying to find those by memory and noting them because we need to go see this. See, if there's anybody missing or buried there. So there's a couple of cold cases that they're trying to now attach to him.

And again, he's saying me, but I, and I kind of, little me just buying torture kill. It's not barren, storture kill. Yes, because they said he's not finding before. The city's officially, they demolished the home in Park City in the years after his arrest,

but they reinforced whole, which they found, they didn't tack nearly two feet into the ground. So they made a, an actual, they found like he had buried this thing. And Raider had eventually, he had showed them this place back in the day. And the team uncovered a letter he wrote in 2008 from prison describing items that he'd hidden the floor of a shed behind his home, which is where they found all of this stuff. And so they are now did, so they're , they're, they're, they're funny. they're, they're trying to test these trophies that they found in 2005 to attach these other cold cases. But it's interesting, right?

I think that you made a good point before we recorded, though, perhaps he's not claiming these because these were his mistakes because he was like, he probably was disgusting as all of it is. He did, he was like dancing A-pl a place. Yes, like, so maybe these were just like I didn't come right. I really know. I think that he was preparing to do a several more murders or at least fantasizing about it, beginning a process of fantasizing about it. And then it either wasn't completed or was not quote unquote, completed to his liking that he did not want people to know because he wanted everybody. He viewed all of his quote unquote projects as his like works of art. That was his whole dumb shit thing. And so this is a, I could see him almost being embarrassed. It's like, oh, you found my Twitter drafts.

Exactly. That's a great analogy. Also, the, um, the one thing I do have an issue with is they call it his hidey hole. Yeah. It's a little cute. It's a little tidy holes. Whereas you put a like a squirrel, put a bunch of acorns. I don't know. I don't know. It's a hidey hole.

Yeah, I don't wouldn't call it a hidey hole. No, maybe unless it's HEID, I hidey hole. It's an evidence pit. Yeah, an evidence pit. That would be, it's better. So in more lighthearted news, but it's sadly not Loch Ness Monster, the biggest search in over a half a century. It's better. Uh, so in more lighthearted news, but it's not. Lockness monster, the biggest search in over a half a century. It's resulted. Nothing concludes, but you know what?

It's about the friends you meet along the way we talked about this before. There's a lot more. I'll be honest, this is sad though, because I'll explain why it didn't happen like that. People were fighting. So there was several ports of possible sightings. They were they were calling us. I believe they're calling it the quest. Yes.

The Loch Ness Center. I remember they put together this the volunteer research team that they put together this thing called the quest with Loch Ness exploration, which is the name of the research team. Volunteer research team. Again, not a lot. There's a guy. I imagine there's also a lot of crypto within the Loch Ness community as Well, that's crypto and cryptids and UFOs. They all go together. We've called what we've talked about that before. But again, I'm going to say whatever gets these guys

off their couch and out there in the wild getting some exercise, getting steps and getting the sun on your. Lots of months ago. That's what we need. But they went. So they use a lot of different. They use machines that they've never used. So they use a lot of different, they use machines that they've never used before. They use a bunch of like temperature gauging drones, which I just saw what man I've been watching the secret of skin walker ranch. How is it fucking so fucking stupid? Right. God, it's bad. It's just so bad. You got to watch it. All right, danger. You got to meet Mr. Bigelow is involved in politics. Not anymore. You got to watch it. All right, danger. You got to meet Mr. Bigelow is involved in politics. Not anymore. You got to meet the new billionaire that runs it. This guy named Dragon.

And it's their security force who just has a shotgun with them all the time. Dumb dumbest fuck show. Oh, that reminds me of that great show that got no tread. And I can't believe it's small town security. I love that show. It's so fun. Speaking of shit, that guy had a little shit stick that he would use to put his feet and break it up. Yeah, he's in a break it up, man. I'm not playing. So they went, they found all these new technologies. So like, Dave drones, I can measure temperatures. They were looking for something under the water. They have this thing called like, it's like a water phone or hydrophone. It's a

hydrophone, which is like a super powerful like microphone that you put in the water. Okay. And you go, ring ring, you did you call it? Hey, like this here there. Yeah, that's been in. Oh, fuck. Good, Jimmy. You hung up, too. Um, but he, I, it's, so they went looking for it, but this is the issue is that the, yes, they had about, I think they said there were, there were some researchers there, but hundreds of most of what the so-called researchers were watching via webcam. That they set up cameras above the lock that zoomed it. They zoomed it. Are you mad?

They fucking, so they went all the way to Scotland. Some people did it. And they just watched it like they could have done it. And then fucking Des Moines. I think a lot of people did it from Des Moines. Oh my goodness. They watch cameras from their home going like, is that a shadow? Oh, no, that's gotta be messy.

Oh, no, it's like someone farted in the water, which we watched on the stream yesterday. Dogs farting in water, which is unbelievably adorable. Turns out your dog constantly farting in water, which is unbelievably adorable turns up your dog constantly farting a little bit. Hey, but why take all the fun out of it? Well, it's fun is in the hunt. They want to know. I don't they present.

They possess you're being like, all you guys are going to be are eyeballs watching these cameras. Uh, all right. Well, I know that's something I could do. I agree. I also feel like it'd be nice. I think what you're saying is what's nice about all of these quote-unquote alternative communities. Yeah, it should be about you and a bunch of other weirdos getting together and enjoying each other

doing your hyperfixation together and enjoying yourself. You know, like the lockness. I would love to go. I love to go. That would be so much fun. See look. This is the potential sighting. I was like to trash. No, it's not your trash bags. I actually, that's it's humps. They said that apparently though that they don't want. Why can't it just be a large river snake? That, you know, it might be. I they're saying that one of the biggest discoveries of the quest was just how many eels are in there. A lot of eels. That's horrifying. All right, well, that's really, I love Unagi. Like I love eel, like from a Japanese restaurant.

Oh, yeah, I've eaten eel before. But have you ever, you've never had British eel? No, I've never seen a part of the royal family. They somehow make it a liquid. You know, the British have a history of doing very controversial things. Don't they? Well, don't, like, not delivering podcasts to Spotify. Exactly.

Got you, Prince Harry. Just more like just Harold. Because that's nice. Now is advice. See, Prince Harry could just go, Harold, you fucking asshole. Just please, just get out of the podcast business. You're a king. Don't worry.

He already failed out. He did not just like Like why would anyone? Remember school that we come from very low means. That's why we have to do this. Do you remember in school that if you that they some of a teacher was nice and he didn't you fucked up, they'd give you an eye instead of an F. No, like a four like you like there was like a thing where if you didn't do something over your absences or illness, they would give you sort of this grade that wasn't good, but it wasn't a failure.

You got to redo it. That's what Harry and Meghan got on bodguess. I they got an eye. They did just didn't. He just didn't arrive. Well, my last story comes from Vancouver. There was a dude who broke into a into a little store of bakery and he stole six cupcakes and then he moped the floor trying to sweep up the glass and then he left. I just feel like he also took some selfies in the store.

So we all love sugar. Yeah. I sounds like he honestly sounds like he had a at least had birthday. Yeah. And then he was like no one remembered. And also these cupcakes remind me right. I agree. You get six cupcakes for your birthday no matter where you are at any given time. You're allowed to have six cupcakes. The name of the store was sweet something, but it was kind of, that's kind of broad. I would like to say sweet cupcakes or sweet, so sweet something could be really something you don't want there. But Emma Irvine, she saw this and did she call the police?

No, she went right to TikTok. Because that's smart. You got to. And she said, she posted it all on TikTok. And then she had a horrible feeling when she found out her front door was shattered. But that all changed when she watched the security footage. She had a good laugh. She says, I don't, do you care about your business at all?

That's Canadian. It's very nice that they feel. I feel like I will, you know, I'm low to always, you know, it's at the man who stole. Oh, we apologize. Oh, yeah, he says he looks like a man who is just like, Oh, no, what the fuck is going on? I just saw the cupcakes, man, I follow, I saw a Tik Tok earlier that said to follow my dreams, man. She says it turned out that sinking moment turned into a really good laugh with the team. We had a good giggle and knowing it was just six cupcakes and no one was injured, you

can't be too mad. He did try to clean it up. I don't. That's very Canadian. It's extremely Canadian. Yeah, Cupcake. It's that little sunglasses on it. I think it's based off the guy.

Oh my gosh. She's having a good time. She named the cupcake crime of passion. Yeah, she's really, she did it after his like, verity, idiosyncratic sunglasses. This is very, you know what? This is, I, this is a sweet story. I guess this is a sweet story. He's not been over policed.

He stole the cupcakes as long as he pays for the window. I think that we've gotten here. I think we've done this. And I actually, I feel like it should be more of an advertisement for your shop of like our cupcakes look so good. People are willing to go to jail to try to get them. True. And then maybe she should put up big glass being like, don't break glass.

Just enter the store. Like this is how you make it. You see how the watergate, the hotel made it cute. Yeah. This is how you make it cute. That is very, very true. Oh, right. Oh, also, there's a New Jersey guy who was arrested because he kept up putting green dye in all the pools. Hey, this is again, I don't know. Patrick's Day and the guy's name was Patrick. It's a

mill of summer. Indeed. It's like the last holiday I really want to think about. Oh, what, St. Patrick's Day? Yes. Yeah, that's a long way to go now. And that, yeah, hey, March. I was about to accept for it. It is beautiful. Hold the McNeely's wedding anniversary. St. Patrick's day. The let's do here of the week. All right.

This is a cute story because I mentioned, I think I technically we were talking about otters a few weeks ago. And I think I don't want to bring it up. And again, you thought that they were bevers. Yeah. You did everyone. Yeah, I don't want to bring up a word otter. Oh, okay, good because the story,

this here of the week, it's bevers. It's got a network of wild light lovers. I feel like we were, you just got to cut it. We're going to have to cut this whole segment because it's going to be about like, we're not. It's going to be about, it's going to turn down it's a cat named beep, we're not. It's gonna be about, it's gonna turn down it's a cat named beep. It's a man named beep.

An underground network of wildlife lovers are illegally. Oh, I forgot. Beaver bombing, local rivers, and they say they're the heroes of our time. In 1998, Olivier Rubbers. She beaver bombed, I assume it's, or maybe it's a dude, I don't fucking know. They beaver bombed their local waterways. And then the beavers do what the beavers do. And that means they make dams. And Rubbers picked up beavers from Germany then crossed the border to his native Belgium to release them. He repeated this several times

over two years. We're gonna total 97 beavers into the country turning these little places into paper ponds. These are not heroes. They're bringing beavers from other locations. They don't think they feel like it's a big. Beavers are the heroes. It's not the person smuggling them. It's what the beaver just naturally does. Beaver trafficking. Will the beavers should not be held accountable for that. I've actually thought that you were going to be into Dixon butts No, that's a politician. I talked about him before Dixon butts. He's just he's a funny name We're vermin

Supreme yeah, that guy too. Yeah, yeah, Vernon supreme is a fantastic Vermin supreme is a fantastic person who really is actually quite quite intelligent But anyway, his hat. Yeah, it's very funny. It's a boot because he is correctly satirine American, the boom American political system. So anyway, bevers, you're here over the week. We're just trying to just do just trying to make things right here. At side stories trying to make sure they put streams in the beaver.

These are beavers. Yes, beavers tails long flat scaly. They work. They make the dance otters long sleek bodies more like dogs. Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, we don't really know what they are. We just know I've heard this before. We just know the names of them.

You know, we don't really know like what makes a beaver. Have you ever thought about the what makes a beaver. I just, yeah. Have you ever thought about the psyche of a beaver? You know what? Sometimes I do. So? Sometimes I do. That's where they're here the week.

Oh, here we go. Listen to Raymos. My husband and I have lived in New Orleans for a while. And we love this place. So following our last hurricane, our apartment got ruined and we had to relocate quickly and we found a place we loved in the French quarter. Oh yeah.

It felt too good to be true, but we went ahead and moved in. That's forward literally two weeks, weird stuff is happening. Door slamming in the middle of the night, lights flickering, Wi-Fi router being randomly unplugged. I've again researching our home

and I come to find out that this address was historically a brothel in which the women were subjected to less than ideal living conditions. Okay. So we've been living here happily as they like, oh yeah, you know, we got dead prostitutes, they're all here and they say stuff in the walls and stuff like that, you know.

And do someone have a bonding activity? Five dollars, five dollars. No, that's chopped up. That's chopping. And when friends are over, we have to go deal with the breakers every once in a while, you know? However, two nights ago, I was out most of the night my husband begins Orientically calling me I call back and I get up baby. Please come home. You know what that reminds me of

The unbelievable performance from Friday the 13th With our boy, Krisping Glover. Oh, yes, I forget the name of the's like, Peggy. Yeah. It's like so fucking funny anyway. Anyway, so I rush home. So he says, turns out in his sleep, he woke up to someone trying to get him turned on, touching his dick and balls, like a person. And it was obvious. It was not me. And he swears it was a woman in 1800 style clothing

Right, this is actually freaked out and they said they're trying to get they're trying to get ghost hunters in their now to their home That's cool. Yeah, I you know I just wonder you know me I'm an empath I just feel like I Just got like doomed us. That just doomed us. I just feel like is there a way? I think it's kind of nice. Oh yeah, ghosts.

Yeah, I'm down with ghosts. I'm slamming doors, but the cock and balls thing. I know it's cool, but do you want to live there? I guy would. Yeah, I I would. I don't mind. So I think I know the ghosts. I want I'm dealing with. Yeah, I, I would, I don't mind. It's like I know the ghosts I want I'm dealing with. Yeah.

Again, I've never seen it. I'm allergic to phenomena is allergic to me. It's also the French quarter. It's so on theme. It's so cool. Especially, yes, especially, you know, if you're, yeah, being haunted in New Orleans, wow, it's like I'm in spaghetti in Italy.

Yeah, it's, it's perfect. I don't know why, but something about that place. I also got a lot of response about my story about the Orkin Man, about how I didn't lend him in when I was shitting because I felt bad for the Orkin Man. And what did they agree with you or not? I got a lot of messages from our Orkin Men listeners and lady or the lady listeners or whatever they are.

And they have said, like honestly, I did get some like thank you, we don't need it, but like also, mostly it seems we see a lot of insane horrible shit. Yes. And that you are like, that's fine, but you just having diarrhea in a room is like not the most upsetting thing.

I would assume Orkin folks, anyone who goes into any random strangers home, the things that they must see and understand about the human condition, actually, that would make for a fantastic content for a show. This guy said, here's dad wasn't a working man, and he said that one of the worst things I had to do as a job was pass a kidney stone while on the job. But he had to go into a bathroom while he was at someone's house while he was working,

and he said, I'm sorry, and he had a pass a kidney stone in the middle of like, one of his children. My dad went through about a, I don't know what happened. It was like 20 years ago, he just had kidney stones all over the place. It was before he was forced to retire. He kept on passing out and look at this is also this is a real fucking. I love this story. This is like this again, if you're into this, this is like one of those dream come

truths, right? So it's like, there was one time I was an exterminator for working, right? And this lady who I was working for for I was at the house every time I went she was about 40 she was very generous and one of the nicest people I'd ever met But after two years to spray in this house wink one day I came on side wink and she was very upset and once I finished spraying She asked if I could stick around for a while and talk to her and you know I said you know like I got a few minutes But I would need to continue on, because I got a schedule.

Right. And after a few minutes of hysterical sobbing, she began a conversation that would change both of our lives. I learned about her ex-husband, who'd left her for a younger woman in her 20s, and how much of a shitty person he had been, and at the end of the conversation, I got up to leave,

but she grabbed me, pulled me into the most passionate kiss I've ever had. We didn't have it. It's not made up. There's no way this made up. We ended up having a midday band and she started calling me the porcupine man. As the joke, right? But you know, it's been 18 years and we've been married for 15 of those years.

And that's fucking incredible. I hope that's real. I hope that's real. I mean, he's like, and he said, while I didn't cook anyone, I still banged a client. And he's like, but that's fucking incredible. I hope that's right. I know this real. I mean, he's like, and he said, while I didn't cook anyone, I still banged a client. And he's like, but that's incredible. That's amazing. I wonder if you get fired for that, but not I've been the pork and man. Man, I love that. I mean, they got married. Uh, it is. It is funny. People just tell you stuff. I when I was at that Buffalo Bills, a guy was telling me, we, we had a good cover, I get an ex con there, but he was

telling me that he's got a 17 year old stepson who shits and pisses in the corner or makes his grandmother cleaning it up. I was like, what the fuck? And you're like, what's going on over there? It's crazy. Let me show him where to pisses shit. People are just in need out there. So be the light that you one side. A great, great, great. A great, great, great. Very open. Rob just cried be for what you are. Very open up. Rob just cried. I look at how one's sitting here come from. Also Oprah and the rock donate $10 million themselves.

No, they are commissioning. Yes, they said $10 million, we are executive producing from you to them. Also, RIP, Johnny Hardwick, speaking of which Dale Grible. Oh, yeah, I think we talked a little bit before this dream, him and all the leads to Chris Mashmouth. Yeah. Jimmy Buffett, obviously, well, I got fucking hammer for you. Bob Barker. And then of course the status is Bray Wyatt. Yeah. Anyways, that's some weird roundup for some reason. We just start of Orkin and Dale Grible. Anyway, all right, everyone. Man, wow, you got to live every day. You do. Knowing that, you know what? Just straight up, I think it's good to just just assume got to live every day. You do. Knowing that, you know what, just straight up,

I think it's good to just assume today's your last day. Assume we're gonna die later today. All right, sure. Roll with it. Laugh like you've never laughed before, right? Like this. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, that sounds like the pork and man.

Here's another one. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Laugh like you've never had. That sounds like the work and man. And love like you've never had before. Have sex with a man the night. Because it's the last time you will ever get a chance to experience anything different.

So you get out there tonight tonight, get 69 by a crossing guard. I hope that you do. Tell your dentist you got a big old cock and you wish you could show it to him. This is the time. You're seeing CarPay DM, right? Live life love. CarPay DM indeed. All All right everyone. Thank you for listening to haller

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we're doing our last ever, Mamma Mia, here we go again, performance from the tour. It's only three years long. Jesus Christ. And we will get that done. We're gonna do that. And I'm gonna see a few about some of the jokes that they're very, very funny.

Also, I am workshopping if we ever get to, well, to Henry and I are gonna go dibble dabble. I'm workshopping names for a tour. Mm-hmm. And I got some ideas. We'll talk about them. Can you one just say like, Bender, Bender, Warnk in it?

Oh yeah, Warnk in it. But, and Marcus told me he says, Ben, you're getting there. So that's kind of a comp. That's not a brush off. They say, not a brush. There's Mike Worky. Working it out.

Anyway, Work in progress. You're getting close. OK, getting close. OK, everyone, hail yourself. Helsing. What goes on, Azure? Hail me from close. Bye, come on.

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