Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Blue Lights Over Brazil

Episode Date: May 20, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: blue orbs appear over Brazil in a mass UFO sighting, the story of Gary Plauché, the GTA Killer, masked mannequin sex doll soccer fans, and MUCH MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side story That's when the cannibalism started I want to do it. Yeah, man. I'm Michael Jordan man. He's good at basketball. Yes He is falling into the last dance hold myself. I was so excited because episode five They finally got to the shoes. Yes Yes, tell me more about the shoes Go you go boy, but I tell you what Michael Jordan was really he was very serious, but I think If I just if I could have just been there on the team, uh-huh, maybe uh a towel man

Sure, maybe some kind of ball man or something. I know what you do there I'm thinking of me. I could have made MJ smile Well, I think the fact that you resemble Jerry Krause in almost every way may have triggered him to be so angry that you would still Have the welts from his towel snap on your bottom on your face You would look like one of the burglars from home alone after the iron smashed to their nose I feel like you would be so sad every night But the cool thing is you can still say you work with Michael Jordan. Well, I would still show up with the ring

Exactly. I'd have six rings at all my hands. Just the one ring that goes around you like a bracelet They're just making these bigger and bigger, huh? MJ I just gotta say seeing you jump is an inspiration Little Polish 36 year old man. Absolutely. Hey everyone. Welcome to side stories Ben with Henry Yeah, the last dance it is over if you haven't watched it yet highly recommend It's it's a good reminder things change, especially when it comes to shoes Converse where the king? Everyone they were a bird magic

Everyone is talking about converse and you know what Michael said Nike get out of here He wanted to Ditas, but sometimes you don't know what you want until what you want wants you and Nike Wanted Jordan. That's a really good point. Kissel. That's true Cuz sometimes you don't know what you want to what you want wants you sometimes It's got to come back around sometimes you have no fucking clue because I don't like Adidas shoes because they fall apart As far as far as I'm concerned. Well, that's my main critique and I I'm gonna get shit for this too Well, I don't know where this is going. We're not we're completely off-topic. I don't like Yeezys Well, I don't know about the Yeezy the Adidas shoe. I am pro adidas. They make it for the widefoot anyway folks

We have more killing to talk about not just what the Bulls did To the New York Knicks in the 1990s and I'm still pissed when I watch that documentary footage I cheer for the Bulls and I cheer for Jordan When they're playing anybody but the Knicks and then I just say could you just leave them alone? You can tell what level of emotional candor Michael Jordan's ready to address the the camera with by what level of scotch Because he actually has a hard time when you're watching Michael Jordan. He has a hard time like making direct eye contact He does not like talking about his personal life in her bullshit because that's what he was saying He wanted he wanted the ball like he wanted his game to speak for him at all times, which is true

Well, he was a he was fucking he worked hard man That must have been so scary to be at practice with Michael Jordan speaking of his personal life And we'll get to a kind of a cute true crime story here Actually right now a thief broke into somebody's car and accidentally left a hundred mini bottles of crown Royale In the back that was in Baltimore, which is a gift that the thief gave and again You never know what you want until what you want wants you this thief wanted to break into their car They didn't steal anything because people don't have CD players and the CD pamphlets any longer They just left them a hundred bottles of whiskey and you're totally right man

MJ loves his whiskey, but you know who else he likes Henry Short dump of your white people because his best friend also looks just like you that's what's fun I'm the good Jerry Krauss. I'm the positive Jerry Krauss You do you make fun of Jerry Krauss in character. Okay, I'm beginning to see how this works Hey, I'm Jay that Jerry. Oh, he's kind of fat on one cigar. Listen. I got this guy over here He doesn't remember anything and all he does is take tall men to good times You know, I'm saying he worked on my buddy kissle and guess what my buddy kissles. He's in jail right now So I guess the times are pretty good. I'm Jane. I would get it along famously, but you know what?

I think they're well I'd say I the reason why they got rid of the crown royal and I don't mean to get I feel like again I'm stepping into controversial territory here, and I don't mean to do this So are you about to discrown? I find crown royal to be a bit sweet It is a bit sweet Henry. That's why you can make an amazing amount amount of mixed drinks I believe you can make the incredible Hulk with crown you can do you see you don't for a person who Grew up in Queens. You have a very Polish vision of what alcohol should be I like a hard. I like a hard whiskey. I like a whiskey. It's it's got a big boot on

I like whiskey. It's got big old pockets in it. Like that's why I like the Garrison Brothers whiskey That's why I like my mixtures bourbon. It's kind of it's not as sweet I love a good Low on the fucking keep it low on the palette. I like a sweeter Japanese whiskey that just mix it up I agree with that. I have to I love step in line here. I'm very happy. You just shouted that I love Are you getting pulled over by the law? The only whiskey that I have had in recent memory that I thoroughly did not enjoy was Conor McGregor's proper 12 I don't know what happened. I I just feel like it is a weak-ass whiskey

And I have not had the Metallica whiskey because I refused to try from a group of people who don't actually consume alcohol Which is good for them, but then don't get in the business They put out the blackened and their new whiskey and then James had filled fucking went back to rehab So fucking maybe that shit actually was opposite. It was such good whiskey It made him forget about his family forget about its operations forget about his family Forget about his obligations. Yeah, and just slide into that bottle like a sleeping bag filled with yelling. All right Well, let's go back to this story. We're going to Canton. I would assume Ohio for this. No Baltimore. I'm sorry It's Canton Baltimore. So a woman she went on her lunch break this entire break in occurred during her lunch break

So the guy breaks into her car. She says quote I don't leave anything of value in there So luckily nothing was taken and then they show the picture of the greatest bag in the history of bags Who needs money? They put those little die packs in it that explode into your face So everyone knows you are felon when you could have a bag Full of crown Royale. Look at all these fun little mini crown Royale's. What a what a nice thing that Demented man did yes, absolutely like a bizarre Santa Claus can't go down the chimney If you're too drunk to climb on top of the building or the house

This is what she said I called the police to see if there were reports of local liquor stores or something being broken into so I could return them But the cops said that there wasn't so I'm thinking okay This whole thing is gonna conclude with her sitting at her kiddie pool just getting lit Maybe taking a pee in public doing whatever she wants to do barbecuing having fun But she ended up just returning the bottles to the cops anyway Why would you do that? That was a gift that was a gift I don't know that was a gift of the universe plied on to you because of the

The disruption of your privacy because someone went in and like they meddled cuz yeah They didn't steal anything But he probably could have taken the fucking the shifter and put it up as fucking asshole You probably could have let your room yours anything to cause his own inner chaos What do we learn about the guy that lived that person's house for fucking seven days while they were on vacation like you know idea How all it takes is five minutes to come. Yeah, that's a good point If you have 45 minutes five minutes you shoot once God knows where that goes because then it could turn into what maybe I had Mayne's at the car who knows maybe was for my BLT right knows give him you know the 20 minutes

You're sitting on your lunch break. You don't know what's happened inside your car. His balls have re-upped Right shoots again could be anywhere. You don't know where the hell it's fucking where it's come could be sometimes It's not about what they take it's what they leave and I completely agree if I'm this woman I'm not checking under my car with my hands not fully covered. There could still be coming this car We do not know but you can just imagine being I'm gonna call him this person of vagrant They obviously have to have some problems They definitely didn't mean to leave the bag of a thousand crown royals I think we're gonna talk about a story next week, and I don't know this is just me putting this out into the world

Man severed head found in Canton Baltimore. Evidently. He didn't deliver a hundred bottles of crown royal To the head of a I don't know the crime syndicate Crime syndicate the crime syndicate of Baltimore. You know this guy got his ass kicked where We're where would you put the where'd you put the hundred bottles of crown royal? You also see okay, no let me just retrace my steps. Let me retrace my steps. Okay. I have my daughter with me this morning Where's she? Where'd she go? Well, never mind. Okay, so then I broke into a car. I saw the hottest

The hottest rearview mirror thing is dangling down. It looked like two square boobies with a bunch of dots on them You ever see dice. Yeah, those are cold eyes. That's hot. I had to give it a touch. You masturbated on them dice You mean square-ass boobies them square-ass cancer boobies. That's what I'd like to see them They got the mold spots on them. Where's the crowd Jimmy? Where's the crown? I'm just gonna say Something's in way That's nirvana that is nirvana the only way I can feel I feel angst that's where it happened out Obviously, I just got got to thinking about how sad Kurt Cobain was about being rich

Yeah, well, you got 24 hours to make sure we get that crown back or you're going to be dead Oh god, you know, he could have spent that money on the uh, five hundred dollar Oh, you know, I'm just gonna say no, let me excuse myself. It is a 283 pound 5g bio shield what that guts sent to me. Yes, it is a 5g bio shield It's the USB key provides protection for your home and family thanks to the wearable holographic nanolayer

Catalyser which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical radiation or emf emitting device to keep you safe Wait in 5g you got the fingers of cove at 90 you got like it's like a riot shield. Someone just randomly sent you this No, it's definitely real It's a thing that you plug into a USB in your laptop and it's a look at you can't see these you can't see this I'm gonna send this to you in an email kissel So you can see just how impenetrable the holographic bubble is oh It keeps you from getting in first of all because that 5g comes in the first thing It makes you want to do is suck your own father's fucking dick. Whoa

What's happening believe me? I was having crazy dreams when I got my new phone Crazy awful dreams about having sex with my father and now that that's over. I'm so happy I got my bio shield on but I have a more physical one. It is just a bunch of plastic tarps that I stapled together And I wrap my body in it and what's also nice about the plastic tarps They lose a bunch of body like water weight. Sure That's how wrestlers die in high school trying to cut weight or in college. You have to be very careful You look and see this is really I mean there's this I mean honestly, what a fantastic deal you get it's only $283 or 283 pounds for one or

795 pounds for three for your whole family. It's a proprietary holographic nanolayer technology quantum Biological shielding technology. Holy shit protecting your home and family. This is at 5g bio shield comm So if you want to just go like do a thing that will like, you know Your things might be at a fucking a strain right now. You might be a bit of a strain at home Well, this could be like, you know, no If you really want to push it over the edge and you just want to be completely alone During the rest of quarantine, why don't you buy a couple of these? Oh your partner leaves you in the den in a Frickin heartbeat your kids are gonna openly mock you. You're going to be the worst father or or

Boyfriend or brother of the year. I don't think it's going to shield you from 5g I think it's going to shield you from familial love. I think that's very possible But if you know, but honestly at the same time familial love is a lot of work Responsible the short for your obligations Blue But this type of fucking holographic shield cuz what are you here and inside that all I'm here and it's my fucking stained Right, I got staying going on inside my 5g bio shield My family's outside press on the outside like a bunch of refugees at the border

Like the fences. They're all said they're waiting that I hate watching them cry. They're so gross when they cry Well, I mean they're just listening to my fucking boy Just thinking about my thinking about just how like Stained is the only one who fucking gets me. Obviously they're they're on the outside looking in But I am saying that from my perspective that I'm the outside of their fucking Liberal hypnotism agenda, but you're on the inside. You're in the middle of you're in the middle inside of a bubble Yeah, but it's not my bubble. It's a freedom Bubble, it's a freedom cage freedom inside of I see so it's like freedom through containment

So you're you're free because you're contained within your own bubble because I'm free to do whatever I want inside my 5-foot holographic proprietary nanotechnology bubble. Well, that's great I'm very happy that that company saw a need in the market And of course when I say the need in the market is just the problem with the human psyche and they found it They pinpointed it. They found a way to make money off of it Yeah uncertainty and rage and terror and they found a way to monetize it and honestly go for them Good for them. I mean it is a scam and you will lose your family if you buy it, but good for them Go for them. Hey man when it comes down to it's not a scam if I'm smiling. That's a good point

Well, Henry this week we have nanotechnology. Who cares? I want to talk to you about what's going down in Brazil my man There is this is really really interesting there. It seems that Brazil is according to the rooster.com I don't know what else is on the rooster.com. Who fucking knows? There were publications that picked it up as well, but let's stick with the always trusted rooster.com Hey, man, anything that's named after a fucking Allison chainsong. I'm totally cool with I don't know why I'm full lithium XM this morning But this is this is interesting This is just an aggregate of people's posts on Twitter. That's mostly what I used for used it for okay So last Tuesday this happened right after we record it

Right, so the Tuesday night right after right? Several people in Brazil. I'm gonna see that the town that it's called as a mage with expulsion I think my gay. Okay, I'm not quite sure my head my gay. It's a beautiful language I just don't I just don't know all right. I don't know anything. It's just a guy I think I've made this joke before it's Spanish with a lot of use and V's in it It's it's a very difficult language, but gorgeous absolutely, but there's several foot pieces of footage involving Lights right so normally we get a lot of these and I and I love it I always send your orb footage

You know, I love to see it no matter what it always thrills me a fucking smokable and I watch all of them You send them to side stories LP otl at gmail.com. I end up watching most of this shit Especially if it's UFO or ghost involved because I am looking for proof I want to see it at all times sure so I watched a lot of this footage According to rooster. This was just kind of a but they put together It started on the late Tuesday Started late Tuesday evening. Okay, small vision my gay just outside of Rio de Janeiro a lot of butts there a lot of butts Oh my goodness now they notice a number residents don't it's a number of what they called the bus-sized

Lid-shaped objects flying information and at random speeds. Are we still talking about butts? They had butts I think the newspapers would have paid more attention and would have given the coverage more credence I agree now this was on the rooster.com. This was also in several Reddit posts It was and they many people went immediately to Twitter. There was one video that came out This is from at middle of mayhem. It shows there's three lights Converging turning into a form of triangle spinning on its side. Mm-hmm Super creepy not only that but there was several footage several pieces of footage of the same Phenomena, okay, other people were watching which was look like two blue orbs flying

Towards each other and meeting at a point and bouncing back and forth now this this happened a couple times now What I love is a group UFO sightings One of my favorite things on the face of the planet because you have mold multiple people right all film in this shit There are a bunch of people seeing this was probably like 10 videos and then we also have the direct to Reaction, I guess we have the direct reaction. We don't have it three days later where people can be like all right But you also went to the bar for about 18 hours in between this like it happened Like it was just like an all-in-real time because this was immediately major UFO It's MA GE UFO was immediately trending on Twitter. Yes for a hot second

People pull out the phones with me again filming go to the rooster now what they started to see Brazilian Army helicopters and there's footage of it They're starting arriving and one of them there's an eyewitness that said that they saw a Helicopter chasing one of the lights the light went helicopter came right after it Then there's a video that is just absolutely wild at that moment a resident captured a video of the bright green light erupting from the sky in the area where they so what if they saw one of these video one of these lights Mm-hmm approach your very quickly, and then there is a little bit of video if it hasn't been pulled down of a giant Blue light mm-hmm covering this neighborhood that looks like something fucking exploded

Right, so there's something they have no fucking clue what what it was the next morning My gay locals woke up to discover that the area had been cordoned off by the 32nd Infantry Battalion of the Brazilian Army Now what they heard was a see and there is now footage of this of what sounds like massive explosions gunfire all of this shit happening in a cordoned area Right that he said is highly illegal the highly suspicious highly strange And they also are saying that the government is shooting down Drones that are approaching the area that are civilian drones right you go take a look at it They're fucking shooting them down with rifles

Damn, they don't know what the people don't know what the hell is going on here I'd love to hear if we have any boots in the ground in Brazil I would love to hear it, but it seems like as these videos were going up They're also being immediately pulled down now This is everybody has so many footage of these like weird little zigzagging lights that happened last night And now there's footage of these helicopters just circling the area of whatever this Whatever this thing as it or it fell from the sky They are looking for it and to me that's why I wonder in my mind if it's a UFO

Well, we've seen a lot if there is a craft of it and an origin that we don't know If it's an actual craft a lot of times What seems to be it's if the stories I've read are true. It's more of a low-key Extraction right where they come in and covered 18-wheelers like those are those stories all the time where you see It's cordon off, but it's real quiet and mostly they say something like the key words are like environmental disaster Ecological spell like stuff like that right kind of ways to say that what they're doing But this is strange because it sounds like they are whatever is on the ground. They're either blowing up They're blowing it up. It's I wonder if it it sounds like a cover up. Yeah. Yeah, this is like it's something

This is according to an article here in express dot UK a Lot of UFO enthusiasts. They shared Google Maps. They shoot a they shared a link on Google Maps and apparently as they were doing this they were being taken down as Henry said But Google actually responded. This is a Google spokeswoman A spokesperson they tried to explain the mysterious phenomenon They say in this case what people are seeing in the imagery is a reflection that is temporarily Overloading the satellite sensor

Essentially the Sun reflected off the surface of that building at just the right angle to briefly blind the satellite This is a pretty common phenomenon known as saturation or blooming So they're so they'll you see the hand motion that I'm making you see the same one. So they're playing me. The Jamming jamming finger. I don't know how well through Be sucking fucking the devil's cock hitting the satellite. Oh, yeah. Oh, it was a blooming incident Well, where a oh a reflection down to a oh, yeah, this happens all time. Oh, yeah Yeah, how many times satellites always just fall into the ground, you know what they never make news because they always just think They it's so often that when a satellite crashes into a town that like, oh, yeah, huh

What is it? Oh, um, what is it? Did I is it a brisk bread for dinner? Yeah, you never know Well, Chris Jericho did destroy Matt Hardy's Drone on WWE AEW Dynamite rather the Wednesday following so there was something in the air last week when it comes to the destruction of aerial phenomenon I don't know what the hell happened. It seems as if the Brazilian cops though I almost feel like we would have handled the exact same way. Go shoot it Well, I think they just got the idea to go shoot it. Well, I was re I was watching on there's a new move on series on Netflix called the Hanger one called Hanger one that is

It's interesting. It's about their super secret hanger. They have 70,000 hungry and angry It's down. Yeah, I to be honest the only hangers I've seen around I'm gonna move on investigators are the metal breasts. Yeah The move on series is really interesting because if they with the in the When Harry Truman first had UFOs buzzed the White House, which is true And like there there's a story of a UFO flap Over the White House and Harry Truman's like shoot him down like as soon as he's like immediately We got to shoot these

new Space Japs, I don't know. I could say Harry Truman notoriously Considered to be kind of a weak man, but then look what he did look what he did with those two bloomin mushrooms of ours That's what he wanted to do. Yes. That's what he did. He brought steakhouse appetizers in Japan And it was not it was not welcome not at all. Well, that is awesome. And I'm sure that Henry will be sniffing around that story for the They're shutting it down they talk about it

Well, I wonder I would like to I'm gonna do a little bit more research about how seriously Brazil takes its UFOs because it really goes Country by country because the UK takes UFOs fairly seriously. They've been fairly Transparent especially because you got like Nick Pope and all those kind of guys They have a couple of guys that have they have come out of the UK government that have said stuff that they've seen and get stuff That they've worked on they're fairly Transparent the Japan is fairly transparent China surprisingly is Huh, it's not that's a super transparent. No way It's weird

They said something about how like we got a UFO and it's communist and it loves waiting online for toilet paper Oh, isn't that nice? Well, we do we make it fun here. All right this next story. This is a conversation This we are going to go to Omaha, Nebraska speaking of steak a man was arrested One day after he sent an anonymous email. What did he send the email over? Apparently he killed a sex offender that had been living in his area for 13 years So now he sent an email to the police He's like I've killed this person He was a sex offender and that's why I killed him. The dude's name is James Fairbanks. He's 43 years young

Although if you look at a picture of him, he is definitely 43 years old. He killed Matteo Condolucci he was found dead at his residence and the cops are like what the hell is going on the email The subject of the email was quote stop predators That's what he put in the subject and then it said I killed Matteo Condolucci Thursday May 14th the anonymous sender which again as we learn from BTK you can never send an email anonymously It is how it works. It is not how it works. You have to get a burner one. We've gotten a couple recently I'm going to say hello to the NSA because I received an email from a burner Account that showed all of their challenge coins and saying we here at the NSA listen to

And so that was nice, but they you got to get a burner email I see the one where it's got the the wall of data in the beginning and then it deletes itself And of course we talked about this on ablingon's top app But I'm sure Henry you're aware of this the FBI can now officially just Peruse your search engine searches and they can do that without a warrant now because I tell you what man You know it comes down to it. I'm just glad that this this plague has not been used as a smokescreen for anything nefarious And there's no way that there's anything happening behind the scenes while we're all scrambling to get it No, there might there's no way there'll be a documentary coming out 15 years from now

Um talking about that, but anyway, so this is according to the emailer in the email He said having had my own experience with these type of predators. I know the damage you would do to kids I've worked with kids for years who have been victimized and I couldn't in good conscious allow him to be Uh to do it any to do it to anyone else while I had the means to stop him the email continues I know in this messed up judicial system That means I will face far more severe punishment for stopping him Than he did for raping kids. So this is a intense story. The guy lived kandalu cheap That's the that's the that is the convicted sex offender. He had lived in the area for 13 years

This is my question to you, Henry Is it appropriate because Some it's very broad sometimes when it comes to getting on these registries When I was well, I listen to people on their list because some people call it a hit list I listen to podcast called conviction. That's about the satanic panic, right that I was like been about the rash of children talking about You know, basically accusing your parents of being a part of satanic cults and about the rush to get as many of these people as possible

And several of the parents that were involved falsely accused molesting their children by their own children by that were completely brainwashed by the police Right, they were essentially like given forced Confessions to the police the police then use it to flip these to flip against the parents And as they were getting because there was no evidence They needed to get them on please and they needed to get them to go and convince like to basically Say that they are guilty. Well, it's a They got a guy in in a way. It's a judicial Ponzi scheme as much like we did with Salem You give me two witches and you're gonna be off the hook. It's ridiculous. Yes, but they because of we are judicial

System Is that they need they like confessions especially if they don't have hard evidence And so that there is one of these fathers talked about how he had to take a plea deal where they were going to give him 900 years the first plea deal was for 900 years And he said no, I didn't do anything They finally said the very end of it. They're like, all right, you can leave today If you plead guilty and you go on the sex offender list, right you can leave and he just said yes So he is on the sex offender list because he was pigeonholed into a crime that he did not commit

Right and he had to confess to because every because the world had gone mad for a period of time Especially in so Cal when this was where this was the fucking white hot and so he's only the sex offender list So my question is is that the guy kills somebody like that or did he kill somebody who probably Should be hit by their car like somebody that who's like well It was like a full-on child molester one of these priests That's been like bumped from district to district a district because some of those guys I'd love to choke to death with the pillow apparently Condolucci was guilty. That is my understanding in this situation

According to the uh, I don't know. They didn't put that they didn't put that in the story But I would just do something horrible and obvious are we getting up to the tonsils or is this just been outside the pants Well, if there's enough going on there's enough going on to have him found guilty So how do we know do we have a black light in there? We don't have a black light No, this happened 13 years ago and then I don't even know well black lights were definitely around 13 years ago They were actually the peak technology, but okay. It's no lights is what led to led zeppelin kissle Let's assume that condolucci was guilty because well first of all he was he pleaded guilty serve time But this is according to fair banks wife or ex-wife. She said

Jim called jim called me to tell me what happened and that he was turning himself in He just wanted to make clear that I would you know take care of the kids. He is a very loving and dedicated father He usually has good judgment According to him. He said he drove by and he saw The the victim the victim and the perpetrator, but of course the victim of the homicide in this case He said that he saw him staring at a group of kids and then he got triggered being like I know he's gonna do those kids Was he licking his lips and he had like a big fork and a big knife and a fucking like

If he was like a wolf I'm not sure if he was an animated wolf. Was he going like his tongue unfurling like it's a red car Okay, ready to go to the Emmys. Was it a kid you're coming like? Hey, wait a second. Is that a mustache getting a grown in? Get the hell out of here. Like was he doing that? I mean, how do you know what that he was sizing him up? Maybe I mean, you know, was he just a baseball coach in the for his first life and was he scouting? Well fair banks. He might know what he's talking about here He did work in the correction system and he did work a lot with sex offenders obviously, you know helping the kids so he was

It seems as if This he was traumatized fair makes has PTSD and I have PTSD mildee as well Working with just the molested kids that we worked with when I was growing up I I shook hands with the pedophile once and I still get skewed out by it I didn't know he was until afterwards I don't be like could have used that information Because I mean tell when someone when someone grips your hand like they when you're a little way They grip your hand like they are the queen of england. They're a pedophile. Yeah, it was when they do a curtsy when they go

Nice to meet you. That's how you know that they're a pedophile. Even when I earlier this guy looked like he worked at a lumber yard He was like this huge hulking guy with a with a goatee. I don't know Let's just say it'll be creative players that look like him that that facial It's disgusting. No, how did they kill him? Well, he shot him Oh, all right. I thought it was like gonna be worse. I thought he was gonna do like saw he ended the problem He just shot him. That's my understanding here Um and so

Yeah, he sent the email he confessed now. He's gonna obviously go and most likely be convicted of Of mere deer in my mind. I remember there was that one story. Do you remember the it was like a fairly famous story of a guy whose father whose son was violently molested And then he waited For the guy that like the perpetrator the guy that I mean like it seemed to be fairly on the nose that he had done

He had molested his son and they were transferring him and he waited For him to be transferred and then he shot the dude in the head, right and he killed him That's like a famous video that you could see now what happened with that guy So this was in 1984. Okay, right? He local headlines are reported his sexual molestation and kidnapping by his karate coach and then his father as a man named jody plowsh It was his father who killed him He'd shot his accused abuser in front of tv cameras and he became national news plowsh actually wrote a book

in Wow in 2019. This was not that long ago called. Why gary? Why? Oh my god. It's such a fucking haunting title It's a haunting title It's a detailed account of the events from 35 years ago. Oh, oh my god. The title references what a law enforcement officer said when his father Gary plowsh gunned down jeff to say in baton rouge, right? Because they were trying to stop him, right? I'm gonna see let me see if he went to jail Hold on one second. Gary play because now I have his name. Yeah, and if you are a lawyer, please let us know side stories lpotl at gmail.com Is there some mitigating factor for this case?

in the case of um Fairbanks. Yeah, he got he was initially charged with second-degree murder You agreed to a plea bargain in which he pleaded no contest a manslaughter He was sentenced to seven years suspended with five years probation and 300 hours community service. Wow Okay, slap on the really they kind of gave him a slap on the wrist But it depends on how much I think it's just how much evidence that they got on the molester For me if someone touched wendy, right? If someone was trying to finger bang wendy, right? Right, so I'm coming molest right. Let's say it's her groomer, which is even in the title of the job, which is very scary

I could see myself Systematically like hunting that person, but in my mind I believe it's more important to financially or personally ruin someone Versus murder them. Well, I think it's better to booby-trap their house Or do something where you get some bullshit on them hire somebody to dox them Do all of that shit make their life a living hell that they aim for their forever enemy I think that's more satisfying

But at the same time 13 years this guy has been out and it seems as if as we were talking about with Fairbanks Again, that's the man who who shot this person It seems like he has been going through the ringer and dealing with a lot of kids who were troubled He had just gotten a job He was recently working at the Omaha public school system. This is according to a good friend of his Uh, she says I have no doubt at I have no doubt that jim like all parents was disgusted with that man's actions And wished justice again I want it to be known that jim is a protector who cared for some of the most vulnerable and victimized

children so that's why This kind I mean obviously literally I got sent this story and the subject was hero of the week question I Know it's I mean I mean you cannot kill people but I can see where this guy was so Triggered and traumatized, you know, he's fucked up. I think he's fucked up. I didn't get I I totally Agree with the idea of of the parents Killing the child molesters right. I'm more into that. Sure. You don't have a personal line

I think it's way. It's a little bit more difficult. I actually think you get way more out of just fucking crippling them by Hitting them with this car or fucking beating the shit out of them and again hounding them making a fucking forever game Well, I don't know. I think it's more satisfying to like catch and release. Yeah, catch and release Hey, you can't do it. It would take you know, it's funny. We don't think about this Obviously, you don't think about how would I react if there was a pedophile in my neighborhood that we all know is there I happen to work with traumatized kids. You have to see that person all the time. You have to walk by like I just would sign them up for every single magazine 13 years Yeah, just just 13 years of just knowing they're alive and then your understanding of how horrible this abuse is

And how it ruins these children's lives how much work they have to overcome they can live productive lives But it's so much work for them. It's just it sucks I well, I just I'm also one of those. I I believe if you're a pedophile, maybe this is This is super hot take zone. I think that they should be chemically castrated if they want to move back to society I think you need to take the penis away from them because I don't think it's going. I think it's going to be hard Opposite I think it's gonna I think that it will be difficult for them to transition to a normal life where they are not if your base Sexuality is so adverse to whatever's going on unless I don't know what therapy is out there to help these people I know Eddie has Ed Larson from Brighter side. He dealt with a couple of what they said non practicing pedophiles

Which just sounds like The it sounds like a guy's you know, it's the problem with somebody who has 50 assault rifles where it just gets to a point where it's like I know you're a fan of these guns But at some point you're looking at them and you one of those guns going like Hey, don't you just want to kill the pizza guy and you're like, you know what? Mr. Rifle sometimes I do well. There's no need to have 50. You can only use one at a time Maybe two if you could use it in either hands, but you got to build up. You gotta do that. That's right I know it's but like everyone's like, oh, I'm like Arnold. I'm like still on it's like no

They're actually kind of heavy and they're very tough to aim like that and probably you're we're a one-gun people um, but on top and I also a few uh many many well just a couple of months ago I interviewed a therapist for non-offending pedophiles and again if you do not offend Uh, and you're getting help. That's that's what we have to do. Keep things out in the open and try to protect children You're gonna go and fucking get lunch with these people You can't go with them to a Chuck E cheese. You can't go with them with the red lobster You can't go with them to a chilies or an applebees because those are just I mean honestly That's like a fucking pedophile nest. I don't even want to think about applebees right now

I'm putting it out on my mind to pretend as if I don't want to go there because You know, they got cheap margaritas and big blood lights and their appetizers are so good Kissel, I would say that this is you can take this as an opportunity and I know you won't but I have This is a way to learn how to perfect your own personal margarita recipe And you can go because that's what we want to do. We're gonna start doing it like start making making read a saturdays Or I just sit out on the stoop because la's starting to relax their public drinking loss Yes, like new york, that is one of the drink on the street. That is one of the unintended benefits Uh, yes indeed and um, I can't wait to get that one ton taco one of these days

Yeah, but those one ton tacos is also just the name that a lot of these pedophiles have for their main girlfriends All right. Well, let's just quickly do this one story. Henry mentioned I believe you mentioned cars and believe you mentioned hit and runs. There's a this is crazy There's a 29 year old dude. His name is laurence paul mills the third which is like You're not gonna be well. They went a little overboard with laurence paul. What mills the third Okay, he definitely sounds like somebody who ran for president in 1984 and if you he's not no, he's not Also, I had a great conversation with vermin supreme. So check that out on top at vermin is like dude. He is the best Anyway, he sounds hilarious. I love his outfits this dude. He's uh, he killed a woman this dude's 32 years old

He killed a pregnant woman in a hit and run and you're like, all right. Well, that sucks. Um, What is like that's that should if that was the story we would be covering it Apparently this is the third hit and run this dude has had so now the question is Is this man the first serial killer that has used his vehicle as his main weapon? He is I mean, it is highly interesting. This comes from jalopnik.com. Which is I believe it is a car I'm looking this up. This is a car blog like a technology and driving blog that somehow this happened It's filed under car crime. This is read by erin marquis It's called this might be the first serial killer to use a car as a murder weapon

A man charged in three hit and runs in michigan might just be the first serial killer to use his car as a weapon laurence paul mills He was charged in another hit and attack hit and run attack on four detroit women But it turns out what he was doing and that she can determine this is according to Uh chief of james craig Um for click on detroit Investigation determined that he would approach his victims for paid sexual encounters. So these are all sex workers interesting. Okay He'd engage in the sexual act and engage in the sexual act inside of his vehicle

and follow the act After the victims would leave the vehicle and they were and following the act after the victims would leave the vehicle And they were on foot He would then use his vehicle as a weapon striking the victims in each of the four and possibly fifth case and they believe He then would take his money back Which is How I spent afternoons when I was a fucking I forget when gta first came out But that was like what in the video game world. Yes, this is how you spend the afternoon

It's in grand theft auto So you think that he was is this the only time that we would ever have to concede a point when it comes to video games causing real life violence I mean it definitely I don't know if it gave him the idea But it definitely put it out into the zeitgeist. Well, this is according to kim worthy. That's the prosecutor They're still saying so we're getting some conflicting information Is this the fourth case the third case but the case that they're charging with him now is the third case So they say this is the third case where we have where we have charged this defendant

The alleged conduct of mr. Mills is deeply concerning I applaud detroit police department investigators for the excellent work and staying on the course uh for Since 2017 so this dude has been active For three years. He has potentially a body count of five It seems like the mo is similar to a lot of serial killers where he's attacking sex workers Technically is a serial killer because he just got over the lip in terms of victims and then take victim numbers and then this it's highly interesting because He is dehumanizing the process entirely by hitting people with his car

So it is like it's closer to a son of sam than a ted bundy where He has a weapon between him and his victims right and it might just straight up be about Very similar to peter suckcliffe who we just covered the orkshire ripper about the this concept of there's something in rage about spending the money There's something about this idea that I spent money to have sex right for some reason it makes you lesser than which is like no It's that it's just you went to a sex worker and they did their job. You paid someone to do their job It's like going to a bar and a bartender or like it's anybody It's like it's technically like a dentist or like real dentists, which we've talked about in the first place How often they fucking probably do now is where you're late 99 percent of dentists just they just work on your mouth

They don't unzip and do they don't unzip the teeth of your zipper To to do anything bad with not all of you talk with a you talk to a stripper for example They will tell you there there is no greater indicator that someone is up their own ass Then when they are amazed that they have to pay $20 for a lap dance or it's like why do you think they're doing this? What do you like you are not a handsome you are your you are the prey? They they are not the prey you are you give them money And shut the fuck up and say thank you you showed up with in sweatpants to a bar So it gets get faster to your dick you think she's gonna be all over you in real life

She was over you all over you outside of the bar. She's gonna just steal from you Can you imagine it's like it's like asking someone who works at Arby's To like make you a dinner when they're off their shift make make me a roast beef off your shift It's like no, I'm at work. You are you are nothing yet. I don't have access to my to my liquid roast beef that I have to Bullial and then shake I don't know what's going on with my brain bro But I saw it Arby's commercial the other day and I was like damn man that big that roast beef looks good I also had two pounds of cream cheese this weekend, dude. That's not good man. It's not good for your innards, man You know what you do? This is what I'm saying every time I eat something bad

When you want to eat something you're up. You flaunt yourself and say I know I did something wrong I get a pile of salad too I get a lot of salad more so your so your punishment is eating more You were like every midwest mom who goes through the chicken Caesar salad phase the salad You don't you ever mock a chicken Caesar salad. It's worse for you than a burger What it does is it gives something for your guts to churn up. I'm all the leaves Another great doctor quarter I'm literally in my underwear sitting on my table

I should probably not be like this because the Jackie's getting upset in this just in a pool of my grossness. You guys shared the same womb So there's nothing new there. Yeah, just hanging on to my mom's bush hairs saying let me get back in there, money I actually came out fairly fast. That was a preemie. Yes. Yes, of course. You couldn't grip anything or suck your mom's nipple I'm so amazed that you were able to live actually by all by all Animal standards you should have been left to die She fed me on hamburger meat and I learned to suck nipples later on as a man That's what you did

Well, do you have another tailor's the time for a hero of the week to suck a nipples? Yeah, this is a good one This comes from cbs 46, you know again People getting lonely during this time period sure It's hard to make connections, you know, and you think like oh like what do I have to do to touch somebody? What do I got to do right? Sometimes the only thing to do when you're lonely Make a trip to the morgue Making man busted for necrophilia in public this comes from Colin van buskirk who is just so excited For their route on the newspaper. I'm certain that they love that this was this spell on their table

Yes, um, this came from this recording. Um, uh, so this is definitely one that you should probably uh Some things have to be seen to be to believe according to this author Oh, I don't need to see it. I'll probably believe it happens. That's what this says This one you should definitely just stick to reading. Yeah, I think it's very funny Now this was early in the morning Sunday morning this Sunday morning bed county sheriff's deputies They responded to a complaint regarding two people having sex on the front steps of a daybreak day resource center on the 100 block of Walnut street and make it. Okay. Now. I'm certain they're like Well, you're supposed to be quarantining

Right. Hopefully they got masks on you know and that shit deputies arrived. They found out that it was a legitimate call There were two people. They were having sex Deputies said hey, come on move along. Hey, what are we doing? Hey, you know, I mean the deputies broke the two up. They asked the male to get dressed I guess he got fully fucking naked to do this in the middle of the morning. Really? That's actually kind of interesting. You would think this guy would be uh to go back to peter's Sutcliffe, you would think you would have You know some kind of apparatus where he could pull him up quick and scamper on out of there

They think that he'd do this in the privacy of his own home Yeah, I guess it's tough to get a corpse in there, but the man was dressing I actually think it's more difficult to get do this outside than do it outside While the man was dressing it was discovered that the female was unresponsive They called the empties. I don't know why And they determined that the female they she had been dead for some time That's the official quote What I love is when they said that she had been dead for some time

What that means in my mind is that half her face was fucking gone. Yeah They arrested he's 55 years old Kenny Whitehead. They charged him with necrophilia They did not there is no bail for some reason An autopsy will be performed to turn the cause of death of the person And the only way to describe the mugshot Of of Kenny Whitehead is that he looks surprised And he looks like it's more like a uh-oh If you're having sex with a corpse in broad daylight

Uh, I don't think you should be that surprised. He looks like Yeah, man. I mean, it's an african-american fella. He's in bibb county. I got caught in the moment Yeah, you never looking all flirty sitting there all dead And though I just couldn't help myself. I blame the woman So just do we know who this poor woman is? Obviously her family is gonna be quite upset about this I don't know, but I'm gonna be really upset if it turned out to be Betty White. That would be very sad She's still alive. Don't even don't even say it. And that's how we find out that Betty White is dead What if we what if we find out that's how we find out that she's dead?

Because that fucking Danny DeVito has been fucking her corpse mine a dumpster and somewhere in Beverly Hills Well, Danny would never do that if he would not as soon as Betty White I'm I'm gonna say the words Betty White and Willie Nelson If they do end up dying then I will believe death is real But until those two people have met their maker, then I think we still have a chance at eternal life I mean, she is still alive and she is there keeping her fucking working. I don't know why she's gotta keep working I was watching speaking of Shark Tank I was watching Shark Tank and one person did have a company that he was trying to pitch. It's called rent a grandma

It's called rent a granny. It's true. And at some point. I do think the manager of Betty White We've got to make sure she wants to work I think we need to make sure she wants to work. It was like when we were in Sydney in Australia I remember that that the the hotel restaurant they were staying at had this fun thing called Bring an old person to a spaghetti dinner for free Thing that they were doing which is just like that's fine at all. I think it's very sweet If you have a nana that you want to bring out and she can eat for free She'll get it for free

But if we're just grabbing free asshole people on the ground just to get free spaghetti Like if we're just kidnapping elderly people. It's literally Ben Stiller's character in happy Gilmore You cannot put the old people to work No, we can't it's like well your back's gonna hurt because you just pulled on duty like very very fast Well, obviously not all old people are good just briefly There is a woman if you live in Nebraska and if you're gay you got a lawsuit filed against you There's a psychotic woman who is suing every homosexual Well, it literally the name of the lawsuit is Driscoll v homosexuals. I cannot believe this is real

Sylvia and Driscoll 66 She it's a seven page neatly handwritten petition The suit doesn't cite any case law, but um She doesn't she's not happy with she says it's it's the plaintiffs are god and his son jesus christ She's doing all homosexuals. Oh really just a moral loss. It's gonna be difficult She's gonna spend a lot of time in court. Yeah, I think I feel like that's gonna be a long trial But you know what maybe that's good for her just stay in court and out of walmart. Maybe that's the best spot for you I think that he yeah, I think uh, oh my god. I think she's gonna get hit by a car

I think it's whatever happens to her. I will be fine with knowing that she is no longer with us Yes, I I'm fine. I am fine with that. I want to give a quick shout out before you hear of the week There's an excellent new york times article called quarantining with a ghost. It's scary written by molly Fitzpatrick. They're very funny Uh talking about the rise in quarantine ghost sightings and rise in paranormal activity during quarantine And they quote my buddy john tenney the paranormal expert who is just fucking hilarious and basically he says Yes, he went from getting like a couple of months to getting five to ten calls a week Saying ghosts are ghosts are coming up people's ears. Mostly. He's saying I'm gonna say this has to do with a heightened paranoia due to COVID-19

We actually saw a spike of ghost activity during y2k, which I thought was really interesting Where people calling and saying they're having ghost activity But mostly he's like you're just hearing noises you normally don't hear because you're normally not at home. You're at work What about the alcohol and weed? Uh uptick because I know the booze industry and the weed industry is doing pretty well doing all this Oh, I wonder if people are just Hammered at two o'clock in the morning. You do start to hear things that you previously hadn't heard See, I just get ideas for what I want

The the for the future of humankind Yeah, what was the most recent idea that you were spitballing around in your head staring at your dog I was talking about this yesterday. I really like the I I have an idea for I have some programming ideas I have some programming ideas Um, I really love our drunk mystic idea that we came up with the other day. Sure where we do we are We get psychics and we get drunk And we say that it makes us more psychic. Yeah, and we start Like calling people and telling them shit that the grandmas are telling us. Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's gonna probably be stuff like send more nudes. Yeah, I mean obviously drunk psychic That is a hella of an idea and I think it would be great for the american people We need more drunk psychics on the clock because you know, unfortunately all psychics are indeed drugs Because you got to turn off the third eye That's not true. Some psychics are not some psychics that because it's true It does impede your ability to do the same thing with weed. All right. All right. Well, let's do hero of the week This week's hero of the week we're going all the way to the Liberated people of south korea a south korea football club. Oh my god

So they had to apologize as everyone always has to apologize these days, but what did they do wrong? What did they do wrong? The stands are not filled with people. So they said we have a solution We're gonna fill the stands with socially distanced mask wearing sex dolls. Yes. They still kept social distancing And yes, they kept they put masks on these sex dolls Now my question is was anybody fucking these dolls or they just became spectators They were just spectators enjoying the game. They were even holding up signs And the football club they were doing they were I mean, obviously they weren't chanting or anything But the fan I'm sure they I'm sure the players really enjoyed it

People said oh, it would have been fine if it was mannequins, but they didn't like that It was adult sex dolls both men and women This is one fan who wrote on instagram Honestly, if you saw the mannequins, you should have thought they were strange Others were incredulous that the club would do this This is according to one woman Uh, another fan wrote on instagram the female mannequin dressed in white short sleeve t-shirt the breast excessively stood out

The breast excessively stood out and the nipples really inspired The teams right? I don't know but and the nipples she says we're protruding. Can you believe that's incredible? But if you didn't know that they were an adult permit, you didn't know they were an adult product You are kidding me. So apparently a lot of people are upset. They issued an apology Uh, this is according to the comp or according to the football club. They say and again that would be soccer Uh, regarding the cheer mannequins that were installed during the game on the 17 cheer mannequins We sincerely apologize for causing deep concern to our fans. Oh, whatever man Come on. You want to see them nipples? You want to see that's the whole point?

I would prefer if the entire audience always was wearing sheer shirts Absolutely, all people want to see is nipples. You don't think that those footballers don't want to see nipples They're forced to be home with their wives. They're used to getting strange all over the world. Well, that's possible They are a very attractive group of athletes. They run about a marathon a game. They say so anyway this football club Yes, they had to apologize and yes, we won't see these sex dolls Anymore pretending to be uproarious fans But you south korean football club team in fc. Soul you are this week's hero of the week for creativity

Seeing a sex doll and realizing They're more than just a sex doll. They can also be a fan. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, they like football And sex and isn't that woke isn't that something now all of a sudden these sex dolls? Yes, they're gonna want more rights. Yes, they're gonna want to go to the store with you start bringing them start Or if if you're honestly if you're deciding to really Like be with a sex doll you have to commit absolutely and that's more about are you willing to commit? Absolutely because it's difficult because you have to give up a lot because it's not you're not gonna be eating for just one anymore You're gonna be eating for one and pretend eating for two in the saddest most broken way possible

Where you're just folding food into the into this this plastic doll and it comes it falls on her pussy No, no, I've seen you know, they are giving them digestive tracts now You know, I've seen it. So the cum has a place to go. I love science Or I really you know, I love science Um, but this is this is incredible I do eventually next week be able to get to the story of the man who's had sex with a thousand cars With a thousand calls Thousand cars a thousand. He had sex with a thousand cars. Yes. Oh my god. Yeah, we have to do that next week

All right. Let me all right. Let me tell this is a little bit of a story. We got a couple guy Like the email is making a good oh number one email that I wanted to go through This is fun as hell Do you remember last week how we covered the story the guy you jumped on to the wine truck? Yes, and he was able to dozzle quite a bit of wine We have a couple we have people that work for that company and I got some pictures of it that lists to the show I just want to give big ups. Yay big shout out to Cherokee freight lines Thank you for listening to the show and we hear I don't want to hear it

So we have a little bit more details about this guy. All right So Hello, I've been employee at the company Cherokee freight lines for many years now And I was able to watch all of the security footage from the various cameras. We have on our trucks and trailers Okay, it is one of the funniest things I have ever seen And we've had some insane incidents over the 50 plus years as a business This man doesn't remember this the guy who stole wine from a moving wine truck It is still hard to explain how he did it. So this is how we did it

The man managed to get our driver to pull over by pulling in front and his slowest driving as slow Slow as possible in front of the truck. Okay my way my psychological warfare on the work row. That's what I use When both vehicles were stopped the man opened his trunk and our driver not knowing what he had in there He started backing up That's when the crazy man ran to the back of the truck and saw and jumped and held on to the ladder going full Freeway speeds for miles leaving his car just open in the middle highway, right? So the truck pulled off to get away from him didn't quite see that he had jumped onto the back of it. Oh my god So he got on top of the truck. He wrote it like a bull

Sometimes with only one hand clearly having the best day of his life Oh, what was left out of the news footage was the man cupping the wine into his hands And bathing his entire body with it very much like he was soaping himself up in a shower like a cartoon With the armpits like a cartoon drunk in a tub to turn the sober up This went on so long that we had to fast forward the video Next he proceeded to scoop up the wine from the side of the road and throw it into the dirt along the freeway Also for several minutes at the end of the ordeal as california highway patrol pulled up to arrest him You could see the man jumping up and down waving and giving a thumbs up to our driver as if saying thank you for everything

But if you see it's not it wasn't wine. It was like wine concentrate. Oh my god. It was the thing that they sell He was completely stained red and purple and they've got pictures of his of the hand prints That she took on the eye side of the tank that is just fucking incredible I love that shit, man. Oh my god. Well, I'm happy nobody died I mean as far as all of the crimes that we cover that is the most lighthearted one we've had in a while It's one for why I mean god knows what else he did with this life Hell you know Now this comes from this is I'm going to just say this story now

there's A lot of coverage of this type of creature and I'm going to read this And then I'm going to do follow-up research afterwards and talk a little bit more about it next week Okay, now this was a this is fairly common. I've heard about this if you're coast to coast listener You've heard about this activity. If you've known anything about the black-eyed kids Like this is in the same wheelhouse wheelhouse is one of those characters from that world I've been visited by an entity since I was young Pretty soon after getting my own bedroom. He began to appear

In the middle of the night, I would suddenly and completely wake up I would go from a deep sleep to wide awake in an instant There was never any reason for it. No sound. No southern california earthquakes. No identifiable disruption that could have woken me It would have taken it would take a minute for my eyes to adjust to the darkness The shadows becoming more and more clear until I could make out the familiar shapes of my furniture and decorations But then I would be compelled to look at him the figure in the doorway In the moment I didn't feel fear but I had to look at him

And I had to stare at him until I fell back asleep. I don't know why I couldn't fight this urge But it was undeniable. He is tall with a black trench coat and always wears a hat Sometimes it's a fedora Sometimes it's a top hat. He is tall enough that he has to lean forward to keep his hat from pressing into the ceiling When I would awake to see him he would always stand and watch me intently His face was featureless and shrouded in shadow But I had the distinct feeling that he knew I was awake and knew that my eyes were locked with his gaze I kept perfectly still because I felt that if I moved he would be compelled to harm me

I could never keep track of how much time would pass, but eventually I'd fall back to sleep I would remember his visits immediately upon waking up and sometimes throughout the next day or week I would recall and I just feel terrible and that whatever this entity was it was surely evil For many years I shrugged it off as a simple episode of sleep paralysis I have I have been plagued by this my entire life waking up to my bedroom covered in spiders Seeing a dark angley creature perch on my chest or finding myself in an alien facility However, the hat man was the only visitor who remained consistent throughout my entire childhood and into high school Then I met the woman who I eventually married see you guys it gets better. Look at that

One day the topic of sleep paralysis came up I told her casually about the dark figure I would see growing up Her face drained of color and she told me to describe him I recounted his tall weight his tall height dark cloak an ever-present hat She told me she had seen him too. In fact, she was a regular nocturnal visitor during her childhood as well Whoa, remember telling her mother that the man she could only see at night only to be laughed at and asked if Dick Tracy came Stare at her at night. Oh, come on. No, and it guess what if it was Warren Beatty There's there is a problem. There needs to be an investigation

It sounds like tyrant from resident evil 2 or mr. X. They also call him Interesting the visitors she experienced were very similar to mine He would stand in the doorway to a room and stare at her and she was too compelled to look at him and remain motionless Being huge fans of the show and therefore of the supernatural we often talk about these kinds of things During one such conversation her sister brought up that she would see the same figure at night as a child as well She described all of his defining features with no prompting for us that matched our experiences exactly The hat man is a worldwide phenomena and that's where if you do I'm going to start looking into some of this This is very very interesting and they are same a lot of people. It seems to be attracted to emotional turmoil

Oh, interesting. Well, then we should all have the hat man in our homes 24 7 But if you had any experience with the black hat man, please send it to me because I'd love to hear of it Because it reminds me during time when we were doing our men in black episodes when I saw the plaid man That also turned out to be some for the flannel man Which turned out to be some sort of one of these entities and I'm highly interested in stuff that flip flops around like that All right. Thank you all so much for sending in your emails side stories LP otl at gmail.com And thank you so much for your support when it comes to buying the merch you guys have been incredible Thank you so much. I hope you're enjoying it. We're going to continue to stock up the store

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Gems, we're gonna get into it this week on HPB part two. I'm very very excited about it Excited? Well that reminds me I have Mary Ann Williamson is this week's Throwback the top ad interview. Of course. She's very spiritual Can you tell her to release my mother from a course in miracles? Thank you very much Um, then we have you gotta live every day man Live every day every day counts even during this time period you think it doesn't count But it actually does every single you do it's just moving towards whatever time is going to be after this So remember that

If I could stick to it living for post quarantine you every single day. So go out there lift your weights I don't know how you do that go out there fucking wrestle your family for exercise. You got to do it all right and love The fact that now we have a chance to really concentrate on our inner demons Instead of our outer demons. I think it's really really nice. It gives us the opportunity to really laser Focus into what's wrong with me. Yeah, and that's what's I love it It's the best and it's super easy and it just gets

easier Yes, it does everyone. Thank you all so much for listening. Yeah, happy graduation to the graduating class of 2020 It's not getting any of that. But guess what my school graduation suck. So you guys just have a good time My graduation was a blast. I we got hammered in the in a cabin in the woods Yeah, well, they're not none of these kids are doing that. So remember college is better. Anyway, fuck high school Um, all right everyone hail yourselves hail satan magustillations everyone Help me Help me

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