Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Bologna Smuggler

Episode Date: February 18, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: deep fried human hands, a man is caught smuggling exotic bologna, the Pentagon admits to testing UFO wreckage, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started Yeah Yeah I'm like better now than a big pile of smoked ass cream dude I have a smoker, but I haven't gotten to the smoking cream part of I wouldn't even know how to do that I put it in there. I think that I'm not quite certain how you smoke cream I mean, I don't know I feel to be honest

I'm trying to get used to the nickname. That's cuz that's my new yard name was smoky cream But I think you just get a dollop of it as long as it doesn't slip through the grills I think that's a racist Swedish joke. Yeah, I'm like why they don't barbecue over there About somehow the smoked cream always slides through the grates, but I'm not quite certain no, no But I don't know how you smoke cream I think you just blow cigarette smoke on it which is actually kind of fun because I'm thinking about getting back into smoking Really you're thinking about getting back into smoking something to do really well. I hope you don't you're gonna die my friend I know but then you can get the vaccine early. We have our fat friends

We already seen some of our fat friends in New York that are already bragging We have friends and we know we have friends that are friends of this podcast that are bragging because you can be You could be fat enough. I don't know if it is actually gonna be on the show, but you can be Too fat to not get the vaccine So if you have a certain BMI, I believe in New York ate a bunch during quarantine You get the vaccine first for just being super lazy and I have seen several dudes being like fucking fat enough to be Look at next level dude. I'm next gen dude. I've been like, this is not fair It's not fair. Okay. Why don't why don't we qualify? I don't know you should actually talk to a doctor

You're not saying that you're big enough You're big enough. I don't even believe big enough. Think about how much disease can be generated within Your cells and be given out to the world. I think my cells are strong and they fight the disease back anyway Are we gonna start the show? Is this the beginning of the show? I think so alright welcome to side stories everyone I am Ben hanging out with Henry evidently two guys to in shape to get the vaccine Wait till they hear my yard name old smoky cream because smoky a man named smoke cream either gets a heart attack or Murdered in jail good or definitely dies of COVID but in between all of that they win a Texas barbecue cook-off We're just a big large man with an apron on that's all you need

You know, it's a good cooking competition when there is no monetary reward The only reward is a small bought-at-home depot cobble together by somebody's child Trophy and a t-shirt and if it is not if you're doing something and if getting a t-shirt isn't enough reward for you To do that thing just stop doing it. Yeah, because then there isn't a love there Yeah, absolutely my chicken wing challenge when I got my chicken wings 812 super coup. I didn't even get a t-shirt I got my name put on a wall of a restaurant that his sense closed down three times It's been three different restaurants since that day and I found when you do go on the wall of a of a storied Restaurant that has a history of fantastic food competition once they close down that wall goes with it

But you have the memory do I no no that's already been tarnished because the story's already grown and shrunk In many ways. I mean, it's already been destroyed Disgusting, but anyway get it to get a Nobel Prize You have to be just a lie about you have to lie and you have to be able to stomach watching a child human centipede Make its way through an obstacle course and apparently if you can physically applaud at the end of it You get a Nobel Prize. Mr. Nobel the man who created the Nobel Prize or is this the is this the peace prize, right? Yeah, sure you get the peace thing is the first name Ronald Ronald noble well the guy created dynamite and you're not forgiven. You're not forgiven. I remember that trivia

This whole thing is just like I created dynamite. I killed a bunch of people But now I'm gonna give awards to buy off criticism. I think we're actually getting into a lot of trouble I we might be we might be speaking of getting into trouble Henry and I do have to say this Last week we covered a story about duly neighbors over snow which of course very fun for us because we're I'm a snowbird I'm from we live in Wisconsin. I live in Wisconsin I know the the urban street battles when it comes down to snowfall and we just know out of my yard I'll put it in your neighbor's yard and we had such a funny play-by-play Do you remember how funny our play-by-play was with all the voices and stuff we did but then we didn't know no

This is a real play-by-play. Yeah We didn't know that they were gonna release the CCTV footage of the shooting and apparently from what I've watched It is absolutely horrifying And I can't get it out of my mind It might be one of the worst things that we've ever seen and we've done a true crime show for over a decade So we just didn't see that no They both got shot many many times and then the man was was like not funny about it Not like I was no not at all like you were the way you told kind of you had a character and it was mostly based on the snow

Yeah, it seems like the snow was almost like an everybody loves Raymond episode thought it's the afterthought it's a suitcase episode A suitcase episode. It's not about the snow There was some deep-seated issues within that neighbor within that neighborhood specifically with those two neighbors And then he also shot them both multiple times and then shot them both I did not know that he shot them both after shooting them many times to the point where they were crawling and screaming in the Street he then shot them both in the back of the head execution style Yeah, and he didn't do it silently. He also taunted them. Anyway, so we got a lot of messages being like guys You were a little bit light on that story, but we did not see that footage and why not we're not backtracking here

I'm just saying we did not see that footage and now that we saw that footage They that's why we're entertainers and he's not that's the thing is that was not entertaining That was bad. He was not funny for a minute. I didn't even try. No, and you're on camera, buddy. Aren't you embarrassed? It's a little bit weird that there are cameras everywhere. Well, I mean, you guys even worse I didn't think there were gonna be cameras of this event because it's just a little neighborhood That's what the I mean, honestly He should have wore a better shirt or something if he knew how famous who's gonna become and then I guess he did commit suicide I think it's a terrible story horrible story. What we do here is we translate we translate so anyway if you want to have a

a fully traumatized day if you're just doing too good right now and everything is going great Watch that video. You'll be rough. You brought right back down to earth anybody whose career got better in the last year It's a fucking monster All right, well, we do have some stories because the world continues to give it I guess we could talk first about dumpsters in Philadelphia We also have to do we want to talk about what happened with Bruce Springsteen I think Bruce Springsteen will find out there are more facts to come out But Bruce Springsteen was head-hunted by this was a revenge arrest with that for that DWI

But that's me fighting for Bruce Springsteen I mean his corner when it comes down to it. You know what? You're at his height. Yes, Bruce Springsteen is a little bit more Compact than one might think. He's so big. That's the thing. He appears to be larger That's why people think a lot of times when they meet me They they are so afraid of me because they expected for me to expand in size He's one of the best performers the only good part of New Jersey and there is no reason why I Think he got done dirty, but we'll find out absolutely, of course free Bruce Springsteen He is a hero and you know that was politically motivated, but anyway, let's go to Philadelphia

Philadelphia police are investigating after multiple bodies were found at two crime scenes And they were found in U-Haul vans during a traffic stop this story's officers Unlike the officers that arrested Bruce Springsteen actually did their job by asking what's in there? What's in there? What's in there? So it was around 9 a.m. It was on Sanibel Street Investigators said someone called the police because they're like I think there's a burglary in process in in progress And so naturally the cops because their heroes said we'll be right there, ma'am when they got done arresting Bruce Springsteen Oh, what was this Philadelphia? Oh, he's got done arresting Ben Franklin And then they decided to go handle this little crime here

But what other person from Philadelphia that you can name Rocky. No one real human being Rocky son Joe Frazier would have been the right answer But this is this story actually kind of gets complicated. Yes, it does this started They were there is starts at the house of Peter Gerald now apparently Peter Gerald who is a masseuse which is you know again I love a missus. I love a missus. I love it when they just fucking you ever have a masseuse gets so deep up inside your own Ass the next thing you know you're having sex with them and there's a whole film crew there You know the weird thing is when we were in Sydney, Australia I went to a masseuse and I couldn't take my pants off, but it's so weird because I've done a series of other fun things with a

Series of other fun people, but for some reason the massage I just I didn't feel comfortable getting totally nude because I'm not in the mood I don't know what to do expect back there what I said was a satire, but they don't really touch your asshole They she was like oh you take the pants off and I was like no I'm gonna take the pants up to be relaxed because they're gonna get at your legs They're gonna get your feet. They're gonna go at the top of your thighs. I just can't be I don't know What would happen back there? You're afraid that he's just fucking go off like a loaded shotgun without the fucking safety on it No, but she did seem very upset that I would not remove my pants

She's at the point where you she wants you to be relaxed. I think it's because she wanted to get inside Not every masseuse is entranced Anyway Sergeant the spokesperson sergeant Eric grip he had a lot to say about what's going on This guy went missing so Peter Gerald seemed to be missing for about a week He operated needing you therapy according to Annie McCormick This was a this is a tweet that she put out He was a licensed masseuse focused on healing practices like Reiki. He even gave pet massages

But I hopefully he asked first. I'm sure he did I'm gonna I'm going to assume that he did I give Wendy little massages on her back But I joke about her being stressed because she's not stressed her whole life is completely taken care of but unfortunately with the Chihuahua variant. She is always stressed always It's a part of her little nature and so he cared for exotic animals like birds fish and totals But they think that he might have offered work for someone who took advantage So he was missing for a week and then what they found was this U-Haul truck just parked in front of his house Then left right so it was just there so the neighbors have been watching him

They had not seen him come in and out of the house They watched this U-Haul truck leave and they called being like I think somebody's Whole sale robbing this man's house with moving equipment. Can you also say this how fun is that for the neighbors? You peek through you have your blinds and say you put your wind you put your fingers up to open up the blinds You're like, I think something's going on with the neighbor It is everyone's like Kathy you're being a little hysterical right now But then sure enough Kathy is correct and something has happened at the neighbor's house. I am so excited I would love to see murder, but I don't get to

It doesn't happen that often I just see the rotor ruderman come in and out of my neighbor's house every day And I go like and I like to do is go get the mail and if I ever see that person I go Ah rotor ruder, huh? Must be taking some big dumps, huh? It's a good thing you didn't say the rotor ruderman was coming in and out of your house because I know your plumbing is just fine And your wife is having sex with the rotor ruderman. Why are you doing this to me? I'm sorry. Pablo just needs a place to come in Oh, that is a horror that is your your wife. Oh my god. Oh my sergeant It's what Sergeant Eric grip said he said so the vehicle pulled over and as soon as the officers got out of the car

The driver of the u-haul just came right out the door and said I don't want anything to do with this And there's a body in the back He said alright to the words were because there was a follow-up article to this article So he left but they went in the the ask these two men to leave the as they the they asked these two men They were driving this u-haul truck to leave a man named terry herring 47 He I guess was also now he's charged with Abusive a corpse and burglary charges because we're gonna say they found out there was a bunch of body parts in the back It was yeah, so when he came out he's a registered sex offender. He exited the vehicle saying I didn't do it

It wasn't me. I was just paid to move a body and the driver was actually not charged Okay, he was charged so it is it's not Super illegal to just be charged to move a body. I mean, you know, it's just really it's like what? Fat ass hole clown Pogo John Wayne Gacy It's like when John Wayne Gacy was I just ran an illegal mortuary This guy is just a limo driver for corpses, but he doesn't have the license which makes him a mortician I don't know what it does I think that's not correct either

So they went in they wanted to go for the so the Wednesday before all this happened They called for a welfare check on Gerald Officers arrived at the residence but not forced their way inside because the home seems secure There was no signs of a break in or foul play after interviewing herring the guy that they pulled over They found body parts inside of this intact garage and the u-haul truck And evidence that seemed like someone had tried to burn the remains But when they went to a Wawa store that was a there was a dumpsters But there was a dumpster behind a Wawa star in Kelvin Street near Gerald's home

No, and they discovered more remains They believe to be deep-fried hands and feet wait a second first of all never Misused the dumpster of a Wawa Wawa dumpsters are there for construction workers to have their sandwiches and sit on top of during their lunch breaks That's cute. I have a fantasy of America Never dump a corpse in a freaking dumpster behind a Wawa. That is ridiculous what they've done the thing that I find really Concerning is that um these hands and feet were deep-fried in what I can imagine was at the Wawa Oh my I don't know what I don't know who's deep-frying these hands and deep-frying the feet It doesn't have you don't have access to a deep fryer

But he's also okay. I have to ask were they breaded. Do they bread them don't make me hungry? I'm serious because how well what else do you do? I mean you just deep-fried like a chicken wing You don't know if you don't bread a chicken wing. Yeah, I guess not a good one. No, please And then you do the sauce after the fact I forget where I did have one good breaded chicken wing And but now of course I digress we're talking about human hands and deep-fried. I'm already very hungry But when they had to go apparently after they discovered all this they had to go to the the animal care and control team of Philadelphia They had to go to Gerald's residence and remove more than 60 exotic animals including 30 parrots as well as bearded drag lizards Tortoises and koi fish each one of them with one of those spa towels on because they were just waiting for their appointment to get their

Hot stone treat you imagine how difficult it is to be the Aflac duck. You're there You're a spokesperson everyone wants to constantly be like say it say it Aflac duck say it say it say it bitch Say you aflac fucking bitch just one day you wanted to get your massage from again Just to really highlight how adorable this man is the masseuse was called the masseuse therapy business was called needing you therapy k-n-e-a-d-i-n-y Needing you know, I don't adorable. I don't like the idea of being I Don't like the idea of a masseuse Satan. He's needing me. That's what you do with dough You know what I mean?

I know that I am doing yeah perk by my boy. Get on in here. I know that I'm doughy Aflac duck is he bumped you I Knew I'm sick of masseuses in LA. Oh, Henry. I'm deep by IMDB. Oh, you're Wolf of Wall Street, Henry Zabrowski I'm sorry. You've been bumped for a flag Yeah, the duck is gonna have to and his his penis as it gets larger that takes a while for the massage to take place Look at that duck's penis taper Aflac I understand though. I let him bump me. Okay, but now we're seeing it looks like the man is now in custody

So who is in custody the drawing herring. It is not the driver It is the man in the back and the this the passenger seat, but they're trying to figure out what the hell else is happening They don't know exactly what went down with Gerald. They don't know when you when he officially went murdered. It sounds like somebody got a massage and then He ended up making it a not relaxing experience for the masseuse well neighbor Linda Xander and of course you this is why I'm gonna move wherever I move and I'm like is there one neighbor named Linda Cuz you need a Linda gotta have a Linda a Linda in every community That that's what keeps the whole thing safe and going you don't know it you don't know out that Linda your entire town will fall apart

It takes a grassroots mayor like Linda. That's what I call someone who's a bossy neighbor neighbor She's not chosen by the people not chosen by anyone she's chosen by herself Linda's out there She's got her binoculars on most you don't like Linda my mother's a Linda I know and she is can be polarizing but my mom is also a person that does also to this day Explained to me what every single neighbor is doing on the street, which I'm not gonna say I got this genetic trait No, but it's close at same breasts Linda Xander. I don't want to talk about your mother's breasts. I mean I was blessed With beautiful breasts No, I actually did have to look at them

Look at it with tight shirt. I got on Linda Xander again the neighbor. We all deserve although you do know 99% of the time she's just looking through your window. Oh, she's a fucking pretty Just like come on but this time almost like the movie rear window She actually saw the thing that she thought she has seen for the past 25 years so excited This is what she said she says we figured he was always we figured he was always helping them do something You know, I guess this is his payback for doing something nice Christ That's a Linda response. I guess this is his payback for doing something nice Which is why when Linda talks to her children she says

I know what you're gonna do I Exsoon as I let my god down you're gonna cut off my little my beautiful little toast and you can put them in the deep fry at the Wall walk we were just saying it would be good when you go into uber's to wear a mask because it's just it's No, I know you're not we're having a bank. It's just a reason to wear a mask. What am I? Just all right, I'll wear a mask, but it's got a little kid. He's on I hate you, but I love you mom That's so that's a horrible story. We're gonna find out more as that unravels and again poor guy Just wanted to be a massage therapist needing new therapy RIP, bro

That's really sad and hopefully people are held accountable. I don't know The deep fry thing is I mean we are with a deep fried and you got to change that oil I mean, I'm sorry. I'm not going to the wall walk Did they say what wall was if you're in Philly don't go to any wall walk right now? It was on I'll look up the street name It was the wall walk on that is horrifying. It was the wall walk on Kelvin Street. All right, so I'm gonna just go ask him if they've changed the oil or when's the last time they deep fried human hands and feet in there Oh my god

How do you have to legally answer you? Well, how would you even put a human hand on one of the roller sheets? It would just flip flop in the back No, you cut it up and you fly and you fry it and you're frightened the way you know it's done is that they start to float That's common with chicken wings But I also found a full severed human torso in a garbage bag in the back of the U-Haul. There was a lot of This isn't one person and I will say they didn't even try to bubble wrap this shit And that my friend when it comes to moving is a crime worse than murder

All right. Well speaking of smuggling. Do you want to do this light story? Do you want to do this? Let me first say this story the The Deatlov Pass Strikes again last week I think that we covered that the in the lamest turn of events possible frozen the movie Disney movie frozen might have helped some part of Deatlov Pass mystery Where people went missing and they said it was a bunch of snow. It was a snow. Which is great. Whatever cool

Oh, fine, but they are still only part of it the part of the explanation But apparently this week a group of tourists went missing again in the Deatlov Okay, see when something is made famous for having people disappear well-being on it This isn't a tourist attraction. This would be like if Pompeii was still smoldering I just went and go see other people It's like you can die when we went we went to Pompeii Yeah, Pompeii does have the slight threat of it can go again like it can go again That's a level that is a is that I love it. I mean, that's it

But you know when it's coming that you know when it's coming. Do you I don't know they didn't They did they thought it was there's a lot of shit going there was a lot of stuff wrapped into that story All right, it's a lot of stuff in the wrapped in the pound pay story We technically should cover on last podcast and left. It's fascinating But the Deatlov pass was completely the Deatlov pass missed Like disappearances are completely avoidable. Yes, because you know that it's crazy. I know that I would go I definitely want to go the Deatlov absolutely, but I would go in the summertime And you would go what you would go with like like the the Ritz Carlton of Sherpas like you would go very like I'd be

You would car watching it from binoculars. Yeah, I mean like that's how I'd go I could see you Marlon Brando like the island of dr. Moreau Absolutely, I mean that is the way to go That's how you see it's such a good way to see the world bobbing on the shoulders of people you don't pay and then here you complain at the end of the day be like it is kind of a Bumpy ride though is their backs are broken Shoulders are splintered. Oh, I remember I mean the stretch next time I take this slave car So this a this comes from Newsweek, so you know, it's real how they dropped they dropped off the radar

Lord, but anyway a group of tourists have gone missing an infant in the infamous Russian mountain pass where nine people died under mysterious circumstances more than 60 years ago eight tourists from Moscow We're who ventured into the outlaw pass in the Ural region had not returned by Wednesday morning. This is from Last week, I believe last it was the last Wednesday. Okay, I don't know if they've come they've come back The source said they were supposed to leave at 8 o'clock this morning, but they have not your return and there's no return There's no contact with them. Oh, oh They went out there to take a look at it the Ministry of Emergency Situations in the Sferdlovsk region told the outlet is That's yeah that there were three registered groups at the pass and they are in contact with all of them

If the group is not registered then there has been no reports of missing people either Oh, they're dead. So they're trying to say that maybe these are people that kind of went Super indie and did not report that they were going and then now now are gone be very careful It might not be cryptids, but no matter what wolves are real and bears are real bears are real Just never go to a place that's known for human devastation either. Well, it's gonna be cold though No matter what you're gonna be cold. It's not fun. Some people like the cold. Yeah, but they don't like the cold They like the cold because they think they're strong enough to handle the cold and they only like it because it thinks they It makes you by proxy a pussy

I like the cold because it makes you a pussy cuz you don't but they don't like the cold I don't think anybody likes the cold. I mean for me. I'm a hot iron hat and I like being in the traffic cars But it's like, you know our buddy Adam works who is a you know full-on Wisconsinite But he's one of those dudes who wear shorts no matter what temperature it is and I know sometimes he's cold He has to be cold. I know that there are times when his feet are cold and I actually think he's the one who runs out We run cold because we need the heat lizards. Yeah, I'm a bomb one of those dragon lizards rescued from that Maasousa's house like Ace Ventura's house Oh, I really wonder if that man was living a good life or just a horrible hoarder life because it sounds like that's a lot of

Frickin animals honestly, it also sounds like you know if you massage animals for a living and then your whole house is filled With animals that got to be massage. Do you ever get a break? I don't think you do. I was massaging you well the deep fryer Well, let's continue to talk about smuggling but in this case This is actually because we'll have a palate cleanser because I know we mentioned Bruce Springsteen getting arrested and people are still very upset I'm I know came in mad. I saw you today. I was driving through the parking lot And I saw him so I honked and I was like gonna run him over and you know how friends do

Yeah, he really scared me and then I rolled the window down and I was like, are you mad and then you're like I Don't want to talk about it And then we talked about it in the elevator, so it was good to get it out But I was mad too with Bruce Springsteen Anyway, a man You know people are always smuggling stuff out of Mexico every day of our lives the smuggling in there smuggling out the smuggling up The smuggling down, you know all about immigration because they got the tunnels. They got the airways They got the likes. Well, this man was not for Mexico

He wasn't smuggling people nor was he smuggling drugs. This man was busted trying to smuggle a hundred ninety four pounds of pure Uncut Mexican bologna. I love getting both because honestly getting a bologna before it stepped on He's only times bologna is caught with these fucking laxatives. Oh my god. Get out of here. This stuff is just baby Laxative. Yeah. Yeah, you know how many times you get bologna next thing, you know You're in a coma because of the meat nil in it exactly that is a take on fentanyl Fentanyl, which by the way again if you're going to do drugs get a test get a little test very safe because we do not Endorsed any of those drugs bad. Yeah, but give or give some of your least favorite friend and see how he reacts first

That is the organic way to do it when it comes to the bologna I think your friend would be pretty happy the person was only fined five hundred dollars for trying to smuggle in the Hundred ninety four pounds of Mexican. Oh, it's a meat ice that you actually was surprised They weren't could they weren't coming down harder on so of course this guy was 49 years old. He's a Mexican resident I believe they need to let this guy go But if you are working in immigration if you are working at customs, they do it by weight, right? Because you're driving over that car weighs more than it should because he was driving a Nissan Rogue So they're like, you know, they know what that's supposed to weigh and they said that's a little heavy

They must have thought that they were gonna find the most So much fucking like today is the day we're gonna get our we're gonna get our pictures Yeah, yeah with them with them with all the bales, you know like with the big American flag another they're so excited and Indeed it was nothing but bologna that they found although they did still take the picture They took the glamour shot of all the bologna on the table being like, yeah, look at us. Look what we did Where is the bologna go once it's in their holding section? What happens when bologna is evidence? Unfortunately authorities they confiscated the meat and they destroyed it because quote black market meat. What this is according to Port director Tony Hall. He says it's important that travelers understand that they should declare all items

They are transporting from a to a from abroad to avoid fines and penalties And I see this picture you have it on your front. I want to see take a picture of this baloney now I'm looking at this. I think it's not I don't think it is black market. I think that's solid as baloney to be honest I don't know exactly of all the meat isn't bologna. It's all of them. It's like Inherently black market because anything can be smuggled inside of baloney baloney is the definition of the American dream It brings together all parts and I mean it's hooves It's everything good like there's some good breast in there though some good rib meat Maybe but it just boiled down into a slurry and then made into a tube and that's the thing

But bologna exists in all cultures, right? Yeah, and the Italians is more like the mortadella like something like that We're like a bologna. Mmm a nice bowl you talk about though You're obsessed with the bologna sandwiches from that one place in Nashville Do you remember the saga we had and the heartbreak that was achieved because of the weird lukewarm sandwich? Did you say I want to say in your denim jacket pocket that I was supposed to come and get in the middle of Nashville But then you consumed it anyway, it was absolutely phenomenal. Oh my god I'm totally blanking on the name of that place. It is it was on the main. It's on the main drive Tonks is one of the biggest most famous oldest

Oh, it's one of the back. I can't wait to go back to Nashville. Anyway, but yes I'm surprised you actually have less to say about this meat situation because I'm looking no I'm trying to think of the name of the damn honky-tonk bar that I love to go to in Nashville They have the fried bologna sandwich. It has the mayonnaise. It's absolutely phenomenal It's the greatest sandwich I've ever had. It's somebody's name Wibbles Rachel's I think it's Rachel's Rachel's. Oh, no, but when this is a problem They look up biggest Nashville honky-tonk and the technically kid rocks big-ass honky-tonk rock and roll steakhouse is the physically is

Physically the largest on it is not accurate Do not but also shut down for COVID-2 obviously because the fucking Roberts Western world Roberts also kid rocks donkey honky-tonk yes shut down for COVID reasons, but also Everyone gets hammered. It's three stories. They try to jump off the third story This happens every month apparently and I do it my only complaint with the kid rock donkey honky-tonk They don't actually play honky-tonk music. It's most kid rock Or kid rock

It was kid rock adjacent music so just in a huge stage so dangerous But anyway going back to the bologna. It is packaged professionally We have people who are starving people need food and you know for a fact these border agents brought it home to their wives and Their wives had sex with them for the first time in a year because they were so happy they provided for the family But I will guarantee four of those cylinders of bologna has like a rat skeleton in it But that's are you allowed a little bit of rat in everything, right? You're allowed to have a certain amount of rat feces a certain amount of bug parts a certain amount of blood a certain amount I want to say a certain amount of human semen

There's a legal limit obviously regulation But I think that you could have up to four bros worth of semen in there Well, I don't know why would anyone would want to come in the bologna batter because it's not exactly a sexual It's not no one we get to I don't know have one of those weird like you know You know people have like fun Like haunts like yeah thing for like work. They could do like you know like one of those things where what's it called? Take take your come-to-work day. You don't take your come-to-work day You have any time to bring my daughter come to work. It's a horrible thing to do. I come to work today. It's in my balls

No, I'm talking about the I'm talking about fucking scavenger hunt. Yeah, I mean a scavenger hunt Like having I'm talking about a scavenger hunt like having one of those things where it's just like one of the items on the Scavenger hunt list is that someone's got to go fucking come in the bologna. Well that but that's That's not you don't scavenge someone. It's a kidney I think it can be experiences But you have to take a picture of the come leaving your dick going into the bologna. You have to have proof Well, I don't that I don't eat the bologna looks curiously like you well You could make a boob out of the bologna. I suppose or a but you can do anything out of bologna anything absolutely

But just be careful eating bologna. It is very tasty again Go to Roberts and support them and they're fantastic Bologna sandwiches. This is a story that I want to get into a little bit today. That is There's a lot of chatter in the UFO world There is a lot of chatter that is pointing more towards than not there is an Official investigation inside of the US government. Okay with Actual material from a UFO this story obviously comes it comes from the Sun So you're gonna immediately be like Henry you're full of shit, right?

Well, the Sun they do have a lot of days that they have to fill with content But I have seen this story now fold out over a period of time that it's more about like if you see the Breadcrumbs and you follow them. You can see there is a weird kind of conversation that is happening Definitely according to this article Pentagon admits that it has been testing wreckage from a UFO Some kind of crash and findings they make they quote-a-quote may change our lives forever That is according to researcher Anthony Brighalia. Can I just say this really stop? I'm sorry to stop you because I know you're gonna get going you're gonna get rolling here on UFO stuff But do we do we even want the spacecraft that crashed because isn't that spacecraft innately flawed unless we shot it down on purpose?

Okay, I we don't know that's the whole story about Roswell There's see basically what this is is that there was a freedom of information act that came out And I'm sure they flipped it over very quickly because you know when you do a for you. It's like the next day It shows shows up. It took three years Okay, and it's this weird admission where it's like basically this We were for a researcher. I mean, I'm not gonna speak to the credibility of these UFO researcher I manage her his social media is filled with interesting ideas But he wrote this they believe

He said this this foya Request him and he said that he wanted to know about if they had any results of tests right? He wrote to the DIA okay requesting details of any sort of research into some sort of like anomalous Material that they had and if there was any research into it and he said according to his request He said this could include physical debris recovered by personnel of the Department of Defense as residue flotsam. Oh flotsam. What's that? flotsam Shaw material and crashed material from UAPs, right? Or I might find in baloney. It's I honestly think by definition baloney is flotsam. Okay

Um, but the the I actually got back in three years They released this 154 pages of tests results and include reports on this mysterious memory metal called Nitinol right which is this essentially an aluminum type metal that can be balled up and can snap back into shape Right, they can basically can be fucked with physically and then it goes back to its normal spot Now if you are a student of Roswell, if you've paid attention to anything that we've talked about We know that sounds exactly like the material that they said was replaced in that infamous picture That has the the guys with the tin foil and they're like cat was a weather balloon is the laughing and shit There's that story that the idea that the original material that was found with right after the Roswell crash

Was taken and replaced with this aluminum foil after they originally came out and said this UFO crashed And then they whitewashed the whole thing whatever but there there is some real chatter Saying that this shit is real that goes back as far as to 2009 that this idea of this nitinol might possibly be Some kind of chemical Retro technology from whatever it was we found that day and there's some pointing towards it might be the reveal in Jacvele's new book the best kept secret. He's got a new book coming out on May That is we I don't know if you saw that Jacvele was on he made the rounds on all of the various podcasts And he's been saying for years that he's been holding on to these meta materials that he has this shit

And he's got it and he holds it very close to the vast and he doesn't want anybody know exactly what it is So he's been waiting for this book essentially. Yes. He wants to say cuz you know how books sell they fly off the shelves No, absolutely, we'll probably cover it for a full episode But so in the FOIA request did he get back documentation that they said yes, we have this material basically what they said is we One of the materials mentioned in this list was a metal that could act just like this Nitinol, so they did admit to that. Yes, that's cool It is well now Nitinol is a known quote like it's out there like it is a thing

But they're saying that it might have come from a retro built technology from inside of a UFO It's more this more points to there has been a lot of talk in the UFO community About this concept that the United States government what the what disclosure will eventually look like is an admittance that they have Weird shit somewhere in a hang weird science, but they don't know what it is And so we'll find out but it's getting worn more interesting They're gonna debut it inside of something cool So it'd be like we got all this new technology, but they're gonna market it as like the microwave that cooks your baloney even faster It's gonna be like it might into a product and then everyone's just gonna be like

I know what a microwave is and they wouldn't say in this for years Like that's what they've talked about where this all if they have what's it gonna be a car? I mean, I'm gonna go in the new car would be awesome. What happened to that fucking Tesla truck Do you remember that thing that thing? No, all I know is it was a horrible debut. I love that fucking truck I took an uber after a Saturday dead So I have not been drinking so I drank on Saturday and I got I got drunk to the point Where I was embarrassed for myself because I was like what not I didn't do anything stupid, but I was like what an idiot

I don't even know how to my my beers. I was like bullying myself inside of me I was like what kind of moron doesn't know how to have a couple of beers and hang out and I literally had to be like Henry I gotta go. I think I did an Irish goodbye for the first time like ever you never done that But I got into an uber and it was a Tesla and I gotta say that man was so defensive. I got in he's like Yeah, it's a Tesla. That's all right. Cool. Cool. I didn't say anything and then it was the most uncomfortable ride I ever why is he mad because it was one of the first gen Teslas. Oh So it's an old Tesla and it does not hold up. Well, well, that's this is my thing with Tesla But I mean obviously this is not a car with Tesla, but yeah, but I am scared about the future of Tesla

I know that this is gonna shake the stocks But I am worried about the future of the Tesla cars But you know we have friends that get them and they love them, but I have no clue I'm not ready to give Elon Musk my money not yet No, yeah, but who knows this is a this story will obviously play out in a million different ways But you know how I also spent my fucking weekend. How else I fucking rolled up a big old fucking joint I have those auto grinders, right? So I went and I fucking I made a big old joint I I was so exacting that I layered mouses of Keith inside of it

Just so that I can re get into it and then I found a reddit channel I read a collection of the most compelling UFOs that exists and if you want some fucking shit Are you being serious? Yeah If you want to see some fucking shit, dude, look at this I'm gonna have have Kissel react live to this video that I'm about to show. Okay. Look at this fucking try angle Look at this thing. What is this three lights and three lights in a Position see how they're moving in exact the same speed right here. This is like the live show from last podcast

No, it's fantastic. See how they're moving and how that's obviously connected to one ship. Yeah, what is that? Well that my friend is called an unidentified flying object because I can't tell what the hell it is It definitely not moving like any space. Those are not three separate lights That is a plane with three lights and look at that fucking Triangle UFO over South Carolina. This is from five years ago and on August 2 2016 I'm just jealous. They don't have any light pollution in South Carolina. Look how clear that black sky is dog Look at this one. If you see this one, this is from 2012. This is from Guadalajara This one right here dog. I'm gonna fucking show you this episode. You don't even fucking see this shit

Oh, I feel stone just looking at it. Look at this man. All right, cool You see how he's got these like squiggly lights over here. I'm gonna pull this all the way up You see this fucking little structure right here you fucking piece of shit. Look at watch. All right, so There's lights. They're hanging. What's that? That's fucking weird-looking. That is weird-looking. There's a lightning strike, right? It shows later on what the lightning strike revealed. Look at the fucking hidden structure underneath it You fucking I don't have your dick. You fucking dick. Look at this I'll fucking kill you if you don't see if you don't get significant Fuck is that thing? All right, that thing. That's

El Mahor Avni, Guadalajara. This is Avni in Guadalajara. This was from 2012 dog Honestly, check those out. Those are really cool. You don't have to be stoned to think that that's incredible because that's freaking awesome Really awesome. All right. Well, let's go from out of this world to something that is so Unbelievably in this world. Is that the sound? I'm sorry when you go back from outer space That's my entrance noise There's nothing more human than Florida and there's nothing more Florida than love No, there's nothing more stupid than a Florida man in love with more than one woman. I mean, sometimes Sometimes your love's so big. It's not enough for one woman. How many you girls you got to let your men go

Let your partner go let them fly like, you know, like like the partner whatever whatever that that thing is that you're with You let them go do whatever they want because you don't want to run the scenarios like this So there's this dude. He's 48 years old. His name is Joseph L. Davis Uh, he went by two different names Joe Brown and Marcus Brown all of these names are the most basic names that ever have existed Anyway, so he was dating two gals. You're like, okay, it's Florida. I guess that happens I mean everywhere people date you to be people date two gals even in Europe. Sure. More so in Europe. Absolutely Anyway, they didn't know that that he was out had multiple girlfriends They all they thought that they were the only one until one of the gals went on Facebook and said look at the ring

That my friend that my man Marcus gave me Marcus Brown Turns out that ring was stolen from his other girlfriend The ring itself was around six grand in value The woman found that picture of the woman being like look at this incredible ring went to her jewelry box Notice that her ring was missing. Anyway a confrontation took place. She called the police the police arrested him He has now been charged with theft, but I just got to say we gripe about social media It's just but the reality is the reality You just can't have multiple women that don't know about each other anymore

And if you do you can't steal from one and give to the other because they're gonna find out cosmically and also you can I believe on Facebook you can hide posts from specific people I believe you can do that like you can do with I believe Instagram and and Twitter and all that shit and you'd think If you're gonna post pictures of the engagement ring, you'd hide it But the interesting thing is and it kind of makes this even more Florida the woman got that ring that was stolen from her From her ex if from her ex relationship. It was an engagement ring from another guy I'm gonna say she stole the ring because if the engagement is off you should give the ring back I think I don't know that's kind of a weird

That's like a hot topic about whether or not you're supposed to give the ring back. No matter what this ring is cursed Oh, yes, this is not a ring no love But at the same time though it was a gift right you receive guys that you were going to get married sure Gift is already been given and then what do you do? I think that it Would be appropriate to give it back. Well, who wants to keep who would want to keep it engaged engagement ring trash person? Not to be anything or I would say if you were treated specifically poor like poorly by the person that gave you the ring But then you cash it in that's what I'm saying. Then you sell that ring. You don't keep it. That's what I would say That's my mind. I completely agree. Anyway, it looks like the gals are now friendly and they are working with the authorities

They're just gonna end up being friends. The guys are relatively handsome dude black fella buff nice guy Looks like he was in the army. Perhaps too much love to go around You just can't you just can't do it anymore. Not the 1980s Although I would say you never should have stole you never steal a ring from somebody else to give it to somebody else because again just Cosmically, they're gonna know it just poisons the well even if and I all but I also will say I think that there is a The engagement ring process in America has run amok. They are too expensive I do think that you should be able to it depending on what you're talking about with your with your loved one Because sometimes it's just about a sign of commitment, isn't it?

It really is and I'm gonna say this and this is only for the people who have gotten married out there I only know because people have gotten married that are very close to me I think the engagement ring is the burner plate of love Hmm, you know the burner plate when you get married. Oh, that's a second simmer Yeah, you don't get it. It's a plate It's a second plate that they charge you more than the original plate But they do that because the diss industry is run by the fucking Armenian mafia And they gotta move these burner plates or whatever that term is underneath the main plate you eat off of has another plate

Especially that doesn't make any sense It makes no sense, but guess what you have to get it if you want the other plates Oh, we could we went through this. I know you all went through this the burner plate is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen starter play. I don't know what the hell it's called a lot of money Anyway, what I'm saying is if the love is pure you don't need to spend too much money on these rings Don't break don't break your bank. No, the biggest ring you can put around someone is just the emotional like Encompassment and prison of your love. It's more of a harness. Yes more of a full It's a cell. It's like a cell you're in but you like absolutely. So Henry this entire episode

I've been looking at this video. Is this something you would like to show me now This is this is proof that I am I am so excited before this guy Okay, this is a very fun story this guy this comes from consequence of sound net Here's the headline and we're gonna play it out consequence of sound is pretty great. It is it is I'm going to Read the headline and then we're gonna play a little bit of it Okay, this guy turn his dead uncle skeleton into a fully functional guitar now. Can we hear it? Please I'm looking at the skeleton right now. It is a it's a hell of a creation That is a full set of human ribs and a pelvis bone if you want to find this on YouTube

It is dude built a guitar out of dead uncle skeleton and Wow, that's fucking metal as fuck. I don't have a good music here, but it sounds a little muddled He did it. It's hard that didn't works. I think is very impressive Yeah, you know what first of all, I he goes by the moniker Prince Midnight. Okay, um He this was his uncle Phillip as you can see he is playing his uncle Phillip Um, he's a little bit freaky, but basically what he said was a this guy. He's in grex. He's a he's grex. He's from grace Oh, and it is his father his uncle Phillip was donated a skeleton is donated to a local college in Greece where it was used for Educational purposes for two decades when a school no longer needed the skeleton. It was returned to his family

Oh, my skeletons not good enough for you anymore. They just got a new hot skeleton. Yeah, how it is in Hollywood Wait, are you telling me a sexy new skeleton came in and bumped off this 20 year old skeleton? You could just because what you do is what though it's the keeps it's the keep the students engaged You get a hot woman's you get a hot woman's skeleton But they just look at the skeleton and they're just like, oh, this is boring and then the teacher goes Well, what if I told you the skeleton used to look like this and then it's like a picture of Kathy Ireland when she dies Oh Kathy Ireland Oh Kathy fucking Ireland I can imagine the deaths absolutely Kathy Island the pinnacle of beauty in the early 90s and today

I love her sure with or so Orthodox Greeks They frown upon cremation and the cost of burial was too expensive So Prince midnight and family were at a crossroads is what to do with Phillips remains See first Prince midnight who appears to live in Florida have to deal with a lot of red tape Just they gained possession of the skeleton. They had a file and refile all of the kind of paperwork all kind of bullshit So this is what he reported to metal sucks. So I got the box of bones from grace I didn't know what to do with them at first bury them cremate them put them in the attic I'll seem like poor ways to memorialize someone who got me into heavy metal hold on a second

But okay, but so they just flew with the bones to him like did Amazon do this did a drone do this He just got his uncle's bones I think UPS didn't know what they were carrying you just arrived at the house You can't even take baloney over the northern over the southern border apparently and this guy just got his uncle's bones I mean, how does how did Marcus get all of those bones for years legally? Yes? Years and so what he said so horse bones horse bones that we know up sure whatever I mean whenever to cover up his fucking crimes a series of crimes And he established with his family's and so he said that his uncle Philip got him deep into heavily met deep into heavy metal

So he decided to turn uncle Philip into a guitar and he said which proved to be challenging I did a lot of research. I did a lot of research. You know one's ever made a guitar out of a skeleton So I did it I started a consultant with two guys and Dean contours would shop in Tampa, but they got cold feet Anyways now uncle Philip can shred for all eternity That's how you'd want a man I'm super proud of the project and now it serves to honor him his life and his influence on me yeah, dude, I love it and you know people might say oh you a lot of Florida stories today and last week and the week before

Continues to give but I'm going I'm retiring in Florida I mean every story makes me love it more each one of these stories makes me like the state more these stories those stories Yeah, because I mean it's just it's not I don't know if it's good or bad I don't know what I'm happy that he is memorializing his his uncle that's incredibly creative It really is but that's not this that is actually not the hero of the week. All right. Let's do hero of the week And speaking of bones, we're gonna talk a little bit about dinosaur bones or at the very least dinosaurs That's my dinosaur noise. I love that dinosaur noise. It's really Wow, you are just a story they did roar okay an eight-year-old from Minneapolis

Recently pointed out that he has a big freaking problem with the NPR show all things considered and I'm just gonna say this kid He is right there are massive problems with that show and this is one of them So Leo he's eight years old He wrote a letter to all things considered and this is what he had to say. He says my name is Leo I'm eight years old. I listen to all things considered in the car with my mom. I listen a lot I don't know my parents used to listen to Rush Limbaugh. Your parents used to listen to stern I'm not sure what this kind of I don't know what this creates for a kid listening to NPR I think it's me. He's a little it's a little boring because I like how does a child get into NPR?

With your mom's help honestly when I watch and when I as a kid I'd be like boring. I want to see things explode Baba boy, Baba boy exactly We also listen to a lot of preaching which probably I love the spoken word so much isn't that nice anyway He goes on to say I never hear much about nature or dinosaurs or things like that Maybe you should call your show newsy things considered since I don't get to hear about all the other things or please talk more about Dinosaurs and cool things sincerely Leo and Leo out of the mouths of babes Absolutely, we all agree with you more dinosaur talk more fun news on NPR And I think I didn't hear I didn't hear fucking word one from NPR in that story of the fucking the bologna

He's getting fucking hijacked NPR only covers the most boring of stories so they can seem exciting when they cover them in their boring ways Well to them being boring is exciting That's just the way that they are, but I don't know but in my mind being boring is boring It's a different kind of white. There are different. We have two kinds. We're out of white. We're out of white silent wise My comparison They have talked about so dinosaurs this is according to an NPR archivist They have found the word dinosaur only appearing in

294 stories in the show's history by comparison. They have seen the word senator Has appeared twenty thousand four hundred forty seven times You're here of the week because you are suggesting things to make radio better and make it more engaging for the younger generation Because without you, we don't have a future. We don't and I believe in generation C. I believe in all of the Generation I'm fine with our generation. Yeah, but I really believe in generation C And I hope that you do better than we did Absolutely comes from of course. Mm-hmm. I'm still bitter with NPR

You know my reasons because they didn't purchase round table of gentlemen. Well, do you know the story? No, I remember God I would have loved to have been in that fucking room and they played round table gentlemen I had such a great meeting with them because you know, I could be very I can be very professional No, of course, it's like a love radio. Oh, yeah, you got a great voice, too So they're like, oh this guy's gonna be there. This is the reasonable center man we need. Oh He's the gentle liberal we've been searching for meanwhile. It's just like I wonder what episode you gave them. I don't know All right, so we got a couple of emails from scientists this week because of the weird theoretical quantum physics

Bullshit that we were talking about last week that we wanted some form of explanation for so let's see how far we will get Because this was a in response to the story about Salvatore Pais and this idea of these compact plasma fusion device That he says he says it's the future of travel and it seems like it's a person that is working with the US Navy blah, blah, blah To create a facsimile of UFO technology. Okay So this is what he says. All right, so this is what I come down to the basically Matter can generally transition into other states through changes of temperature in a very simple terms the way we define a state It's how the molecules of the substance interact with each other I mean like, you know, it's having cold because we're solid, you know makes it not becomes more liquid sure

Now Pais theory seems to rely on the fact that if you vibrate something fast enough It increases the temperature and can turn solids into plasma right the fourth state of matter is plasma Which requires a high such a high temperature that essentially no bonds between molecules or atoms are possible, right? so he thinks Get all of this bullshit from Pais the layman transition that he believes comes from Sebastian Pais like A gobbledygook is I finally slip one of my bullshit theories past a low quality journals reviewers And I'm going to latch onto this as hard as I can as proof of I'm legitimate. This comes a very bitter scientist Wow, which I understand my biggest theory which I modestly name after myself is the Pais effect

Which says that if I vibrate charged particles faster and faster over time eventually they turn into plasma Which releases lots of energy this energy interacts with vacuum of space which I now declare is a new state of matter Which seem to be very important before you think that too hard. Here's some blood words to convince you I'm a science guy vacuum matter quantum reality. They're very very upset now. This is why he says that all of this is bullshit Oh, right Just going off the excerpt alone Salvatore Pais declares the vacuum energy state as the fifth state of matter, but a vacuum is by definition a state with no matter It's kind of like saying starving is my favorite food

Whoa We already have a fifth state of matter, which is the Bose Einstein Condensate I won't bore you. I won't bore you with an explanation of what it is But it seems like a good plasma scientist should know what that is already. Yeah, you'd be in a fewer plasma scientist And you didn't know we're making fun of you now We're making fun of you and he says we already know about the phenomenon of what this guy was talking about a Macroscopic quantum coherence so Pais is late here an example is superconducting wire that you might find in an MRI machine to generate large Magnetic fields however to achieve these states requires a lot of energy and cooling as an example high magnetic fields MRI need

MRIs need giant tanks of liquid helium to cool the superconducting wires to a temperature low enough to function properly Making a portable compact version of this not feasible with current technology. Oh my god. Tell me something. I don't know I mean tell me how many times are we gonna cover this? Um, but basically he just says he's none of it's right. Ah, and then it sounds like a weird He doesn't know how it all got through man It must be hard being a scientist saying all the words and then but like it's almost like you're talking a different language and no Knows what you're saying and you're just trying to communicate the best way you know how to communicate Avoid miscommunication and misinformation

But then sometimes you're gonna talk to two dumb dumps here that asked for letters from scientists who also doesn't do also don't Understand it this Henry Henry made a fart noise when he when he fake came back to earth from space That's what that sounds like to me. Yeah, and I mean dinosaur noises as well Which may have been accurate I don't know we don't know and this one comes from Lillian who has written to us several times It's my grandma's name very very smart There's a very another very smart person that was talking about with the concept of when he was talking about portals to the fifth dimension Right last week

Physics physicists currently have a model for reality called the standard model that is highly accurate But incomplete it needs to be modified to include things like dark matter One of the ways to modify this standard model is to include something called a warped extra dimension to oversimplify it This means that along with space and time there is a thing which exists to give certain particles mass or a mass Okay, you understanding. I You know what in a way in a way in other words this extra dimension is not a place Then we can visit or perceive and there is no physical portal to get there The theory itself is pretty cool and this particular studies merit draws from the fact that there might be a way to

Experimentally test the theory by says use of the word portal is incredibly misleading The original studies paper uses the word portal to discuss a complicated Interaction mechanism. All right, so that's basically was basically I Don't understand. It is just saying that there is a there's things about extra mentions that we just we Literally can't grok if we wanted to you ever take a block of velvita cheese and put it on nachos without melting it It's disgusting. I hate it. It's just cheese and chips. What am I doing? I have no knife. You gotta melt it Okay. Well, that's that's that story. There you go. Well, thank you so much

Thank you. Oh, yeah, honestly, Lillian's a wonderful name. I think I'm gonna name my first daughter Lillian and my first son Herbert Where are you gonna be gonna buy him? Are you gonna grow him? Grow um, all right, here we go This good old-fashioned ghost story For whatever reason my boyfriend will refer to as Jack is sensitive. You're a fellow. I don't know They are afraid okay for whatever reason my boyfriend will refer to as Jack He's sensitive to the paranormal and communicate with ghosts his brother John passed away a few years ago And John's ghost seems to like hanging around our apartment a few weeks ago

I had some extra cash, so I decided to treat myself to a bottle of scotch. It's a person right there Nice a few nights later I opened it and settled down on the couch with my boyfriend to enjoy the glass Nearly a minute after I took the first sip Jack jumped in surprise. He yelled put the fuck it's a turn around He said he heard a loud bang behind us and after investigating We found a dent in the ceiling that matched the walking stick that had been resting on the wall below it a little spooked We went into the couch where Jack asked if I had said something which I did not He heard something whispering, but it wasn't me at this point

I downed the scotch and said it was time for bed. It was almost 2 a.m. And I didn't know what was happening on our way to bed Jack found a scrap of paper perfectly in the center of the hallway towards the bedroom Just two words were written on it and handwriting that didn't match either one of us You forgot Jack realized his brother John was haunting us and tried to figure out what we forgot Maybe the day was special, but that was ruled out quickly Then I realized why John was upset

John loved whiskey every time we got a new bottle We would always pour out a shot glass of it more often if it was Jack Daniels his favorite this time I didn't give him any scotch. We heard gentle knocks on the wall Which we figured was John telling us to give him some after asking some questions and getting intelligent responses We went back to the kitchen and Jack froze. He said he saw John Standing in our kitchen looking impatient After a beat he shrugged it off and went to start pouring us all a shot glass of scotch Maybe a waste to you

But John clearly wanted to share After and corking the bottle the cork went flying across the kitchen on its own and ended almost under the fridge There's a good reason scotch, but still it's very scary Jack told John to be patient And we're getting there and a small white candle we have on the counter lit on its own Jack blew it out after he was finishing pouring the shots and went outside to pour it off for John Things began to settle down after that We asked with some questions and he replied with gentle knocking on the wall But he kept us awake with more knocks until 3 a.m. Just because he thought it was hilarious

Yeah, he was hammered. We thought we told him to fuck off. We need some sleep Which ignored until Jack threatened to bring out the sage Finally was quiet You know what man? We got to write a movie drunk ghosts. I love the idea or drunk ghost dad Oh, I love it. Oh ghost dad. Whatever happened to whatever happened to that star Oh, yeah, whatever whatever happened in Bill Cosby, but you know, that's a that's a very powerful thing I had a powerful dream about triple H the pro wrestler He came to me in a dream and you know what I asked him for advice and you know what he said what slow dance

Remember that? Interesting. I didn't want to dance my wedding. That's right. He said slow dance He just opened the door to romance maybe but also take it easy just dance around No, absolutely. Life's the slow dance, but triple H is a bit of a hustler for that kind of advice. Yeah Yeah, you just take some the advice for himself because I think triple H is working to work He loves to work out, but that's what he does. He doesn't do anything else other than work out and work See, that's how nice it is. That's how I say. I'm not he doesn't do anything else but work hard. Yes So he's like lazy. He is lazy

For the rest of his life. Yeah, absolutely. Well, thank you so much for that tail. That was cool That was really really cool. I thank God your thank God John didn't like crystal meth So you have to constantly like buy it put a line out for him because honestly, it's a lot of cuz you're gonna get mad They're actually gonna start getting really actually very upset. It's a felony. Yeah, and then it's your crystal meth Right, we're gonna tell the judge the ghost wanted it You're like this is where my dead brother and I gotta say that would make more sense. Yeah, it really would all right everyone Thank you all so much for listening. Hope you're doing well out there We're super excited to see you in the not-so-distant future

I feel like we're supposed to wait till next week to make our announcement. I think we are but we have an announcement coming next week So anyway, we'll see that you get ready for that. Yeah, I mean you can assume what it is fucking going out on the road Yeah, we're gonna go on the road at some point this year Yes, there's going on some dates to tell you about and yeah, you fuck. Oh my god I'm gonna pinch each one of your cheeks bottoms and ups Fucking I'm gonna play with your knees you fucking pieces of shit. I can't wait to see all of you I can't wait to eat in a restaurant. That's not my house. Oh, that will be nice And then also we have you know check out last podcast merch.com

We got all new sorts of bullshit on there and also check out Dune cast has come in your way in March 15. You are stressed out you I know you've been working really hard on this It's gonna be great. It was a mistake Doing an extra show was a mistake Super simple topic like Dune. Yeah. Yeah. It's really easy to condense. Yeah, of course It is fun as hell I can't wait to watch and listen to us both go fucking completely insane as we Roll through the muck that is dude and of course that'll be with Holden make nailing

I'm sitting this one out. Thank God. Thank God. I get a little break So live every day Watching your neighbor. It's hoping for that you all like living for that witness lifestyle Cuz nothing's more fun, right? Because when you're a witness you can sit and you can laugh and everybody fucking comes at you Everybody's telling me. Oh now everybody's asking me. Oh witness me. I want to be OB witness to my death Be witness to my death free police station coffee So much so much nice about it. It's so gray-looking That you'll just love it. You love police station coffee

You love hanging out with the cops all day because it's better than sitting at home. You know Linda did you know those cops? We are good with you. You thank you for the information. I tell you another thing. I don't let me tell you That's just your neighbor is gay Linda. It's not a story for us. It's actually totally legal and it's fine You need to leave him alone. He has many gentlemen callers, and I hope that he would commit I want him to get married. That's not a boy. So he doesn't he leaves his trash cans out one extra day Linda you're becoming the problem. I Guess I'll just have to take care of the problem myself. No All right, everyone. Thank you for listening. Hail yourselves. I'll take it. Magustalations everybody. Hell

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