Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Breast Friends

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - but first Henry shows Eddie his thighs, the boys gear up for this weekend's Contact in the Desert Festivities, and THEN we dive into the "Annabelle is Missing" Online Conspiracy, the NYC Crypto trader kidnapped and tortured by pair of men for 2 weeks in bitcoin shakedown, A Disgraced Arkansas police chief (sentenced for rape and murder) escapes from prison dressed up as guard, French Pizza Chef kills man over weed - cooks body parts in pot of veggies, Florida Man Sentenced to ONLY 30 Days for Shooting and Poisoning Multiple Dolphins, Listener Tales of Reattached Limbs, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

There's no place to escape to this is the last talk on the left That's when the cannibalism started side stories, yes I think we're gonna have to reevaluate our friendship Eddie. What happened? What are you talking about? Cuz do you want to scale it back a little bit cuz I could scale it back. I'm just saying no no unfortunately No, we don't scale we have to scale up. We have to scale up But I saw these I was reading some research for this week's episode of last podcast on the left Yes, and they were talking about how Abraham Lincoln mm-hmm you guys know the 16th president he Get a very, very good friend named William Green

while he was in his 20s. And they- I like to call him Billy Weed. Billy, old Billy Weeds. Billy, Billy Weed, Billy Nugs. And Lincoln and him shared a cot together and they slept chest to chest each night. Yeah for years. They slept chest to chest and These guys are best friends. Mm-hmm breast friends. Yeah chest to chest exactly

But you know he had the true bravery To say that his best friend Abraham Lincoln. Mm-hmm straight married He's not at that point. I don't think not married Yeah, but he said that that he quote wrote in his journal that Lincoln's thighs Were as perfect as a human beings could be yeah, I bet it was a wrestler Why have you never said that about me? You don't have perfect thighs my thighs are fine best they've heard of me They've ever been yeah, they're the best part of you, but they're not great. You don't think that my thighs aren't great

I think Ronnie Coleman has great thighs, but I don't think that you will Ronnie Coleman. He worked himself into Paralysis. Yes, I won't ever do that. Yeah, I'll make sure I could jump and flit and kick and dance and tap You know, honestly, I don't think I've seen your thighs in a while. You want to sure Rob look away Flexive oh They're good. They're fine There's no definition. I'm my best friend. I am being your best friend right now. I let you take your pants off and I'm staring at your thighs.

Who else is gonna let you do this? The President of the United States' best friend looked at his thighs. Jeffrey Epstein, yes, when he was... Honestly, he was more like Bill Clinton. If you read the documents, Bill Clinton's on there a little bit more. Welcome to Side Stories.

My name is Henry Zabrowski. See? You have great thighs. And before that, you get introduced, Ed Larson. How you doin'? Yes. They look so good, they should be fried. I'll take that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm hungry. They're good, I'm very hungry. But we, you know, we don't eat here. At last podcast in 11. We won't. We only do the news That's it. It's all we do and stare at the back of our World Trade Center effigy

That's currently sitting on the table that is about to make it first trip to Indio Wells For contact in the desert. I you know I think they should change the name to Indio finds It's definitely in the old finds Honestly, you're gonna have to come and check out what we're gonna do with this World Trade Center effigy Yes this Saturday Saturday night coming over to contact in the desert in your if you're in the Los Angeles area We are doing this wonderful wonderful comedy night inside of the biggest UFO weekend in the world. And it is gonna get some people upset. Yes.

Comedy goes really well in the middle of a conference hall. It really does. Every time. I remember last year at the comedy show, right before I went on stage. 3 30 p.m. Oh yeah. They did me the favor of getting rid of all the chairs I remember when they said that you were like we don't want people to be like hanging out We're like it's an hour long show But this year it's gonna be different and you're gonna see is separate from the main events It's going to be a nighttime event and we are going to bring we're bringing out all the stops I'm gonna be doing a live UFO mandate

Yes, we have some guest comedians like Billy Wayne Davis one of a big friend of the show Travis Irvine, we're gonna be amazing. We're gonna have a lot of fun. And then also we're gonna be doing a live We're going to be doing a live taped podcast that you could be a part of the live studio audience for with Whitley streamer we put put headphones on everybody, right? That's what we did last year. We doing that again Rob. I don't know. We'll see Well, I know when we do interview Dave Foley everyone got headphones and it was a very interesting experience It was very intimate like a silent disco Oh, yeah, but and I believe Whitley knows this we're gonna be playing hot ones. Yeah

I am really excited for that. I got Pepto already great He's gonna need it. He's gonna need to be honest. We might need a doctor We were talking Kelly said she was gonna go to Wingstop. Well, we might need to find somewhere slightly better. What's better? I don't know Wingstop's not great. But stop. I mean, it's I mean, unfortunately, it's It's not chicken wing world. I know side stories LPOT TL a gmail.com if you're in the Palm Springs area, where do you get your chicken wings? I'd have a margaritaville in Palm Springs. Yeah, we can get them from there. They're not as good I mean, I'd rather have wings up their wings top the margaritaville very much so you are Being bad. I am NOT bad. You are being bad. No, I like a better chicken wing

I go I think margaritaville corporate office, Florida Wingstop corporate office Dallas Okay. Yeah, that's kind of how I go with that. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, I could see that but still it's Palm Springs I wish we had a Flannigan's out here. Yeah, I mean nothing every single day Flankets I pray for a Flannigan's god. I love that fucking place. It's fine But you know, we're gonna have a great time at Contact in the Desert. We're also gonna be doing a bunch of interviews that are not gonna be for, you know, an audience that we're gonna release later on in the month. I'm introducing Ed Larson to some true. I'm not even I'm not gonna say the word cook. You just did. I just saying that we're going to meet some real members

of the euphological society you're there to learn you've only met classy people so far nick pope classy vaguely yeah and then we got the george napp the most class the most oh my god that hair high end high high high end god we're going gonna see some guys or a little bit lower on the ladder But they're gonna be just as incredible as anything else and we might get you hypnotized I gotta say lower on the ladder probably better interview because they're you know, they're not thinking about what they say No, and I appreciate that. I like a little loose loosey goosey on the old lips. Same thing I like somebody doesn't quite understand that the Internet is forever. That's one of my favorite attributes of someone old How are we gonna destroy this again? We you gotta be set it on fire. We're gonna find out

I think that's a bad idea to do indoors We've already been told to not set it ablaze due to the problems with Michael So don't is original the World Trade Center effigy burning and the issues that cause so yeah And it's memory to put it out with Gatorade yep I remember which is the most that Gatorade served its purpose the entire weekend I will say that that's where the last the time that's the only place is all electrolytes at work I heard it's gonna be a hundred and six degrees it's gonna be real hot buddy and guess where you're gonna see us by the pool and that's why if you wanted to have any sort of unofficial conference time with me

and you're coming to contact in the desert, bring your fucking bathing suit. I am sick of this. We're not all just gonna be hanging inside talking. We're gonna be in the pool this year. I can only rub so many crystals. I need you to come to the pool. We need to be drunk in the pool.

We can get into the real stuff in the pool What times the pool closed? I don't give a shit like a late-night pool. Pull me out Yeah, you have to fish me out. Yeah time to go sir That's what I'm like I'm a Bonvoy member Which gets you anywhere it gets you everywhere All right, we got some updates before we get into the rest of this. Annabelle's gone. Now there's a lot of-

Maybe. All right, we are, there is a lot going on here. We've gotten some tips. Thank you for everyone who's reached out saying that Annabelle is missing. Annabelle's been kidnapped. They're saying Annabelle is missing. The Warren Estate says no. Well, it's because who does this benefit the war in a state because the war in a state doesn't want to believe that the weird

Relative that they let take Annabelle out of her little protective case out into the world so that she could finally go get woke Burn down a plantation. Yeah free all those prisoners. She's a full leftist Those prisoners she's a full leftist Anarchist yeah renegade yeah, she's not Tifa now. She's free. Oh, she's in Tifa and Annabelle Tifa No, yeah, and she's all about But now so yes obviously the people the person that was responsible for Annabelle What's his name again, this fucking Joe? Isn't it Warren's son? Whatever he is, he looks like a guy

that would lose Annabelle. He looks like the competing tiger, like, zoo owner in the Joe Exotic documentary series, because he's got that LA hat culture thing going on. So what's his name Rob? It's at Annabelle tour Okay, so he's doing it through the Annabelle socials where he's saying there's no way Annabelle's gone We did Annabelle is absolutely fine. She's not missing was never in Chicago It's not there then he shows this video being look here's Annabelle

It's in the occult museum, which could have been filmed at any time. All of this could have been filmed at any time. I actually, I'm watching this fucking chode talk. I, I think that's green screen. Whoa. I didn't see. It's a TikTok. He's TikTok'd. That is a fucking green screen. Does that not look like he's in front of a green screen? Well, he's he's putting his face over the Could have been shot

This is a fucking lie Instagram live is the only way to fucking prove this shit What a newspaper in front of Annabelle because right now as far as I'm concerned Annabelle's on her way to the fucking White House and I'm cheering her on. Yeah, I don't think, yeah, I need proof. Right now I don't have proof. You just keep saying you want us to just believe that Annabelle's not missing, that's fine. I got messages from at least a dozen people all connected truly within the oddities community

and if anybody knows, man, I hate to say this, fucking Annabelle representatives, but I've got my sparrows everywhere Yeah, I've got my little spiders everywhere and they've got the ears on spiders with ears and they hear all your fucking moves, dude Yeah, and for the record we didn't even ask for these sparrows. No, they just come squawking But now I feed them little bits of seeds little bits of rum seeds and rum for my Sparrows because oh I treat them well because their eyes and their ears are open for all the information that I need You know what I think happened? I Think this guy hit in the road with Annabelle the first time like because honestly your first time hitting the road you get a little full Of yourself also get a little excited party too much you party too much You make some bad choices. I bet man's drunk and he's like yeah, you can borrow Annabelle. Yeah, sure

He's talking to some 25 year old Over he's putting Annabelle on the shoulders of some 24 year old like who's gonna come in and try to take over the Warren Museum Because that's what these 24 year olds do now we saw that with Bill Belichick They're coming in there to take care of our take over our establishments Take over the Warren Museum because that's what these 24 year olds do now. We saw that with Bill Belichick. They're coming in there to take care of our take over our establishments. That's what we're doing here. And they're trying to get through. Look at this guy. This guy is no name for this guy yet.

I don't trust him. I mean, this guy is a target. I want to try. I want to trust him, but I don't. 24 year old women. Let's hear him out real quick. Hey guys, this is Dan. I'm here right at the museum right now.

I just want to show you guys that Annabelle is in the Warrens of Cote Museum. And let's go inside and let's check. Cuts to footage that he's not in that could have been done at any corner. And who's there? I don't know. Annabelle. He could have recorded this over this. Annabelle's not missing. He's put himself in.

Chicago. All right. Although it looks like he is there. He's there. Look at his hat. That is a green screen, dog. He is putting himself in that footage, dude. Tickets for that.

You guys go to warrensconvention.com. But he's still promoing the event where he says she's gonna be a Dave replace Annabelle also Annabelle's just an old raggedy Ann doll they it's very replaceable. They've replaced Annabelle and she looks brand new. Why doesn't she look old? I don't know. I'm just saying I know a lot of people say like, you know, you don't want to fuel misinformation and shit This isn't we're, we're investigating. I honestly, I need more information. SideStoriesLPOTL at gmail.com. If Miss Sparrows are out there,

I need you to give me a bit more tweets in there. Because what I think is going on here is that he, yes, I already see the situation. A 23-year-old with a fucking leather cowboy hat on and a halter top that says, hey, look at these, and she's talking to him, and he's just going like, hey, I'm on charge that bill right now. I'm super all about protecting little women from ghosts

and shit, and she's like, oh, God, this is amazing. Unbelievable, you know? Unbelievable, I'm going home with my ghost. He's like, no, wait, no, I'm believe you now. I'm believe I'm going home with my girls He's like no way no I got her in her fucking cage right here, and he goes and he pulls out a hand about yeah And they're like oh Shady shit is a little bit. Hey you want it you guys want pictures with Annabelle No, like yeah, you bet you bet and then like they're all taking pictures with Annabelle He's doing a bunch of shots and shit. They're getting the blowjob shots

You're getting all that kind of stuff going on Annabelle's then they're doing karaoke. I'm just saying That she is in way too good of condition For being for the 60s Well, this is what they said about jill biden Good one, thank you This is what they said about Jill Biden But don't yes the Warren the Warren family in their museum and the Warren occult museum saying oh don't worry Where is no way Annabelle is gone? But we want to see a picture of Annabelle with the fucking newspaper in front of her face Yes, because if not, I'm meeting her at the front steps of the Capitol building.

That's right. And I invite you, Annabelle, to come with me on our brand new April, on brand new August 9th insurrection. Yep, I'm planning it now. August 9th. Yes, and everybody come meet me there. It's going to be me, Annabelle, the Green Lantern. We're going to take down the White House together as a team. His name is Dan Rivera

Thank you. All right. Yeah, he's with Nesper. Yes. I know about Nesper. Yeah, please. What's Nesper? That is a the Psychic research I would love for them to reach out So if you want to possibly defend yourself or wonder about, like, because I still think, I think Annabelle's out there, I think Annabelle's gonna end up joining Doge. I don't know what's gonna happen. Yes, and for the record, we're not anti-Annabelle.

No, I'm right now, I'm willing to see her out. Yeah. I kind of want to see what she does. She burned down a plantation, which was kind of fun. I got some great emails on why plantations are bad. Oh really? Why are they bad? Scott super bad history She freed a bunch of prisoners which again a largely neutral except the fact a lot of them were murderers and rapists well Annabelle is Partial to murderers. She is she likes murderers. She does

I think there's one living inside of her, correct? Yeah, red dwarf. Yeah I know I know I'm I'm a robber boy through and through, you know, but Annabelle I'm down to hang and If you want to fuck Robert, I'm your in You want to get down like you want to get some fucking weird-ass doll sex with Robert? Come talk to me. I just heard from the little Robert doll that you have you just went like yeah, you fucking bet Yeah, yeah, you fucking better lay that fucking pipe. I'm gonna turn that bitch out. Yeah, you bring her out here She's right once you go Robert. You don't go back hurt. That's right, man

She gonna need more stitches when I'm done with her. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck her make her mouth open. Yeah, you bring her out here. She's right once you go Robert. You don't go backward. That's right, man She don't need more stitches when I'm done with her. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck her. I'm gonna make her mouth open Yeah, that's right. Oh Robert. Yeah. Oh, hey. Hey, I know you're a sailor But no, this is a yeah Annabelle's out there and she is going to affect the stock market Bell's out there and she is going to affect the stock market Anything that is gonna be one of the bigger problems that we're gonna see it's a regular raggedy and all they can make these they Could be she could be ten places at once as far as I'm concerned. That's what I would do Yeah, if I was Dan Spivara, whatever his name is how why is she in such great condition if she is such a murderer. It's a narcissist Yeah, they take great care of themselves. That's a good point. That's what happens. I mean Lori Vallow looks like shit now

What's only because she can't be it's hard to work out where she is and she's too busy. It's prison That's all they do. She literally is spending her days writing nonsense pages long Declarations and motions to this judge this long-suffering judge that is now a part of her. This is now her second trial of two. She has had three trials, but two were back-to-back. So now she's still in Arizona. She's still her own representative.

Okay. And she's still pro se, and it's the same judge. And the judge is getting over it. You can tell the judges Oh my god, just wants to go back to being a normal judge again So sick of dealing with things not getting solved in like cases not getting closed because she's fucking tormenting everybody And she's just she's she's a villain. She's a literal villain. Yes. She's a homicidal maniac and Looks like it looks gets more and more in hinge every day. She's trying to get she True villain. Yes. She's a homicidal maniac and looks like it looks, gets more and more in Hinge every day. She's trying to get, she tried to get a new trial.

She tried to get the judge recused. She tried to do all of this stuff and she's just writing all day, just sitting in her cell. Like she should be working out. Yes. Because honestly, getting swole is a new thing for chicks. I gotta tell you, it's crazy that I like Annabelle the doll more than Lori Vallow. I Would rather have lunch. Yeah Annabelle the doll. Yes. Yeah

Sit next to a doll that's just a sitting there. That's which of course it'd be much better. Yeah much better Yeah, I'd rather yeah, I'd rather go on a date with Annabelle. Yeah Yeah versus Lori Valley. You got to be respectful. Yes, and don't drive on a motorcycle with your girlfriend I try not to yeah, try not to I'm not gonna fuck a double-dip We have a we have another update which is you guys very interesting These are we talked about last week about the story of a guy who got the tip of his finger the meat Casper casper you got the meat ripped off the edge of his finger. It's called degloving Right when they strip but so bit into his hands

It was like we had a biter guy last week that we were covering. Yeah, and we got such horrific emails imagery from such horrific emails. Imagery. From surgeons that have sent all of the things that you can do to fingers, what you can do to fix a finger, what you can do to pop new meat on the finger,

and it is rough. It's wild. This one right here where it shows that you could reattach the finger by attaching a lump of your belly meat. So it's like you take what's left of the nub on your finger and you make a tube out of skin from your belly and then you wrap it around the edge of that finger while you're, I guess you're sleepy.

The bone, yeah. You gotta be asleep for this, right? Of course you're asleep. Do you stay awake for being attached to your belly like this? Your finger full of stomach. But then the finger's attached to you, to your own stomach so that it can grow back Yes, but is that then well as you walk around like that like you're a fucking teacup

Do you have that picture robbing me throw that picture up real quick? Yeah, you want to look at it So basically I'm looking at it right now So basically this guy's middle finger was stripped The meat was stripped off and it's just the bone and the bone needs blood to live The bone is also alive the bone is a lot so what they did was they grafted it's just the bone and the bone needs blood to live. Yes. The bone is also alive. The bone is alive. And so what they did was they grafted a bunch of the stomach skin around this guy's finger,

go down, and then they attached it to him and while it grew back around, so he was going to have like a weird formless middle finger, which will be so much more insulting. I mean honestly- When you flick it at somebody. I'm going to put it this way. You can hear this Eddie and you probably should cuz you probably be with me Okay, it goes half far Chop it off. Yeah, I don't need a I don't need a floppy useless finger for aesthetic reasons I'd rather have no finger. I think the finger is okay to lose because then it's like you got a story

You've got new ways to finger your wife You got new it's new feeling if it's gone Well, no, then you just then you switch to these two to go baby Would you like less finger but I would just try explaining that you mash these up in there, right? Or hitchhiker hitchhiker hit her with a hitchhiker. Oh, no one does that Yeah, no one ever hits her with the Roman. Does yours go backwards? Because if it doesn't go backwards, I'm supposed to not trust you.

Okay, good. Yeah. Did you ever hear that? If your thumb doesn't go backwards, you're supposed to not trust that person. Like if your thumb just goes straight up, like they're supposed to be evil. Is this stuff you learned in prison? This is stuff my mom taught me. She said don't trust people that their thumb doesn't go backwards.

She's a very superstition woman. Very. So yeah, that was the whole thing my mom was doing. Yeah, yeah,, so if they don't get their thumb does it Rob does your thumb go backwards? Let me see it. Oh, yeah We should have checked that months ago Also to suck the blood out if there's if they put the meat in the blood if they put the skin around the bone And there's if they put the meat in the blood if they put the skin around the bone and there's no meat in there It gets filled with old blood and the only way to get the old blood out is to have medical leeches and sometimes you have

To get special medical leeches that have to be flown in like organs Wow, which is cool Then cuts to the leech dealers, you know for the fact that the leech dealers have their own fucking problems with each other There's better leech dealers You know, that's like one of those funny things about like any form of any business slash art Or then like you know that there's politics in the medical leech world I mean like has to be oh well platinum leeches is definitely they win the award each year for best leeches And like, you know, they have to go to some ward contest for breeding leeches these leeches only take human blood Yeah, yeah these leeches actually typo negative if you could just yeah Yeah, I don't mind

They're very particular and these leeches are brazed only to take llama blood for when we want to put leeches on the llama That's just fun for us some people like to So that's a that's a little e that's most of this is just there's a lot of medical information that they sent us that we're not gonna read Yeah, we're not doctors But apparently you can just reattach you could tie it you can sew it to the finger next to it Sometimes sometimes the palm flap and it'll regrow once you sew it to another part of your body And then once it regrows you detach it and you got a finger again good lord, so that's fucking cool That is very cool, but it's you really fuck

Yeah, so when you're on so when your own finger to your hand and then let me cook there for a while I love it humans to fucking create man human the human meat bag is a very interesting thing mm-hmm And it's just important to remember that we all eventually head towards the grave yum yum. Give me some all right. Let's go to this Story now this was my favorite story of the week Okay, Natalie said this to me originally and then we got a bunch of emails on this and this is just another of like Crypto sounds rough dog. Oh, yes this one. Okay. Yeah crypto sounds rough the old days You know like you just keep your money in a bank It's hard to get at people carry their crypto around. It seems kind of I think it seems irresponsible

If I had keep crypto I bury it in the ground I don't think you can though you put it on a hard drive and bury the hard drive. I guess yeah But I don't even really understand I'll never understand why you need a hard drive and why can't just be on the cloud because of its fake money anyway But blah blah blah again. Everyone's yelling at me. I don't understand economics and I never understand why you need a hard drive and why can't just be on the cloud because of its fake money anyway, but blah, blah, blah. Again, everyone's yelling at me. I don't understand economics and I never will. I had a meeting with a financial advisor who told me to get into crypto and I just stopped talking to him.

Yes. My guy specifically said don't get into it right now. It seems like a bad idea. I just don't really want to and I don't want to get into it. It doesn't make sense. I don't have less money. I don't need to give money to people that are like at least sometimes when I give money to a big corporation Yes, it is to a bunch of criminals, but then I get something in return

I feel like when you start dealing in crypto you start dealing with weird internet criminals somehow always you know And it's just there. I don't trust it at all No, because it's it's for grifters But I also understand people have made quite a bit of crypto money on crypto But I do think it was because you got in like 15 years ago, but also other side of it I just thought of this fuck the bank. Yeah, fuck the bag fuck the bag. Oh, I'm not why am I trusting the bank? I hate the bank. They hate me more than a crypto. It's me. I hate both. Yeah, both of them money's not real Yep, no, it's not. So this story is an example of when you really believe money is real

So this story is an example of when you really believe money is real Italian tourists allegedly kidnapped and tortured for weeks by a crypto trader in swanky New York City apartment This guy was renting a thirty thousand dollar a month like mansion in Manhattan, which is definitely not worth it But this Italian tourist who this guy was working with the guy that with the Italian tourist what went to the Suspect's place to visit America man by the name of John waltz who's 37 years from Kentucky It lived in no Leda, which is you only call it no Leda if you have money in Manhattan. Where is that exactly? I couldn't even possibly care

Yeah, it's one of those micro neighborhoods in Manhattan that really only exists as a in my term as like Essentially a real estate way of giving of making you make money. Yeah, it's like right above like it's in the house scenario Okay, it's basically they don't want to it's almost alphabets. It's the east village It's so yeah, it's so and so you could very very expensive So this guy was working with this italian tourist and apparently they had made a couple crypto deals before And they had a big falling out but then the the italian Like the cutoff worker with this guy's like I don't wanna work with you anymore. And somehow the suspect, John Woltz, convinced him to come back to America and say,

hey, we're good, let's do this. Cut to, he lands in America, meets up with his buddy. He then, I guess, fucking tied him to a chair, gagged him, did all this fucking shit to him, like beat the fuck out of him. He said the one thing, one interesting torture I heard that he was doing to him like beat the fuck out of me said the one thing one interesting Torture I heard that he was doing to him was that he was putting his feet in a bucket of water and tasing him Well, apparently it actually hurts you when you do that

Okay, he also was doing a lot of stuff like you know Tacking his fingernails hitting it with a hammer hitting his knees a lot doing that style of shit chainsaw, but he didn't use it No he kept going like you can give you the chainsaw You're gonna give you the chainsaw because the problem is is that he couldn't give him the chainsaw because the guy had the code to his crypto banking hard drive I had his crypto banking hard drive there with him that he was trying to get

It doesn't say how much money was in it No But it sounded might have been quite a bit sound like it might have been in the millions and the man was tortured for two Weeks, but then he managed to escape. There's been no details about how he escaped Yet. Mm-hmm, but it's a that's a long time to torture somebody also. Yeah, I mean that's the thing especially that pro-rate I don't want to be this kind of guy, but Italians are gonna escape They're slippery. Yeah, they're gonna get out of there. They just that's like a professional like prison prison

Times are getting out unless you put his mother in there with him. He's gonna leave breaking news We have a second suspect arrested in the crypto kidnapping torture case as of 1130 this morning Oh, there was a guy that was with him that he I guess he did he turn himself in as well William du Plessis So score he's rolling. Oh, yeah. Yeah, look at that fucking guy. That's a roller right there. He's rolling on his dude Yeah, he's oh, yeah, he's gonna. I'm gonna go fix this for myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and that's always the key guys I'll never say this enough to Mike to our crew always flip first Yeah, if you're talking if you're gonna flip don't wait don't wait. Yeah Immediately just remember this I also want to say like every single time you believe that some other criminal is going to Every single time you believe that some other criminal is going to honor the bond amongst criminals

and they're going to do things in a way to protect you, remember that that's not gonna happen. No. Ever. Anybody who's also a criminal, it's gonna be a criminal. So you're a criminal, they're a criminal, you're both independent criminals. Even if you're on the same team. Just how it works.

Yeah. Also, I wanna say, Waltz, when they arrested him, they arrested him in his bathrobe, and he perp walked him outside of his fancy apartment and his dick came out. Yeah, it's kind of funny. And everyone, that's all TMZ's saying about the story. That's all they're saying.

I will say, though, like, I don't understand why like I've never been unless I'm out of the shower if I'm in the robe. I'm at least in my underwear. Mm-hmm Can I ask you a question about kidnapping hypothetically sure so you you have someone kidnapped in your house for two weeks. Yep What a hassle. What are you feeding them? You got to feed him something if you want to keep him alive. I mean I probably To be honest, I probably feed him well because I want him farting and shitting everywhere Yeah, yeah, but I'm shitting his own sitting his own shit So I'd probably give him a nice couple like an egg white omelet in the morning. Well, that's not a shitty you that's good

I mean you that's what I'm saying Healthy, I'd probably give him a nice Caesar salad for lunch. Mm-hmm probably order a Caesar salad You don't want to give him a fork. No, you don't want to give him a fork no you don't want to give him a fork salad eat it in a horse style yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Later on I mean some nice chicken. Yeah again. This is if I'm cooking Yeah, if it's my house, yeah, those are the place like this probably got a wonderful kitchen No, what I'm good I would just get what I get and then probably an appetizer too and just he can have whatever's left Wow Yeah, see I want to keep them fed. Yeah. Oh no, that's good. That's good eat and I eat plenty I probably keep a joy heats. Yeah, I get whatever

I probably keep a joy heats. Yeah, I get whatever falls out of your mouth And I get something else down the side so she can have something. That's how it always is Natalie does also doesn't eat Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you gonna do? Yeah, yeah, I would take good care of him You got to take good care of him because again, I'm trying to at least pass first week I'm trying to get the password. Yeah, so for a while like you could smack a guy all you want But they always said this with the extreme torture techniques and what do they call advanced torture techniques? Is that it just makes somebody say anything know what you do get a wire stripper strip the finger Sew it to his belly. Whoa, cool. Like this. That's healing. Yeah Yeah, if you want me to sew your bone to your belly, so you've built a finger

You have to show them diagrams we got and then you see in the middle of me Just going like I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah there is blood Everywhere is a nice apartment, but this whole thing fell apart pretty quickly and the Italian guy does look like how do you put it? He looks like a little crypto man. Yeah little crypto men are everywhere the little crypto man with their little hair cuts and their tiny mouths And there's something about them with their v-neck shirts everywhere that costs like $350 but it just could be a Hanes shirt as far as you're concerned. I just will never understand. Crypto is like the way to make money if you are just independently wealthy and never have

any experience, no proper education. Well, it seems like it's just another way to make a lot of money quickly if you know all of the people involved and you have to be a part of one of these like rug pull things. Yeah. And if you like crypto, good for you. I mean, yeah, teach me. Yeah. Or you know what?

Keep it to yourself. We've had it explained. We've had it explained multiple times. I talked about this in the show every single time and people have tried to explain it and I guess well I just don't care. I get it. I understand the concept. I don't like it. Yeah, it's just new money Yeah, just other money. Also. Thank God NFTs bombed. Oh, I mean, they're still happy I mean all that dumb shit still pops up. Oh god. Oh, yes. It's like what a waste fucking jerks. Listen I'm sorry about that everyone

It's like what a waste fucking jerks listen. I'm sorry about that everyone I just get so mad when it comes to useless money stuff listen. There's we have another police Another prison break. Oh great this guy this guy's very interesting. It's not a long story, but okay All right, so with this guy former police chief serving for murder and rape sentences Escaped from an Arkansas prison this dude looks terrifying Even understand how the fuck so he dressed up like a police guard, but not a police guard They don't know how he got or made this outfit Obviously he's an ex-police chief

I imagine he had some fucking help and he definitely had some form of connections to He just kind of walked out wearing this outfit. I'll never understand guys within the police force helping Like this level of crime like I could see if you're doing a financial crime or if you're something else like I could Something on him, but it's just like the idea of wanting to help a rapist is is the the lowest form of Like like the brotherhood in blue like so you're you're fine that he raped somebody like it's weird

You got 30 years for the murder 50 for the rape because well, I mean that's actually weirdly Refreshing but it's also probably how serious whatever the the attack was it was in 1997 There isn't much information on it, but the man's name is Grant Harding. He's a big scary kingpin looking motherfucker He does look like I don't know what he's like apparently taken these they call him the devil in the Ozarks He's very scary, dude He was police chief for a couple of months and then immediately got locked up for murder and rape See it's like he became I mean, I guess that's what it takes You know look at people like Selena Gomez they make it but they so they so you're comparing this man to Selena Gomez

Mediocre people make it to the top all the time. Really you think she's mediocre. She's the definition of mediocre Really? Yes. She's mediocre. She's the definition of mediocre. Really? Yes, she's a baby face. Yeah. She can, she manages to stand between Steve Martin and Martin Short to the most entertaining people on the face of the planet. I was wondering where this was coming from. Yeah. She's wonderful.

She's fine in it, but she's only because she's next to those guys. I feel like she doesn't, you know, I like her for the record, but I feel like she doesn't move her mouth when she talks. She has a, she looks like the the member in Muppets Christmas Carol. You remember the ghost of Christmas past? She looks like a little doll girl. Yeah, the sleeping doll goes girl. Yes, but I know she's like 40 now But she still looks like a child

She's not 40. She's something she's I hate to break it to you. She's not your age She's always she's younger than you everyone's either 40. She got fit. What is he 32? Yeah, it's the same. No, it's not it's much different It's much different. She's 10 years younger than you so No, I don't mind. I think she's beautiful Thank you reminds me of this sheriff that was a cue that was convicted of murder and rape Yes, and that is it broken out of jail. That's all I'm saying six foot five three hundred I'm just comparing her To stardom how this man is hiding anywhere by the way is blowing my mind. He's a gigantic fucking booger.

He's in Arkansas and half of them look like that. They said he's taken to the woods and eventually he's going to run out of supplies. And it's hard, the land that he's taken to, he's like Rambo. They say it's very rocky and they can't get up there. They can't get the dogs up there. But I feel like he's a very, how do I put this? Unathletic version of Rambo. I don't think he's like sitting up there being like once this last Bush is done Last when I take the city myself Once I'm done with this lash slits

Yeah, but a lot of people turned on him and so they're very scared that he's gonna come To the rapists in a former fucking sheriff. Yeah. Yeah. He's a come on. He's a rapist and a former fucking sheriff. Yeah. Yeah. He's a dangerous man. He's a sheriff. Oh yeah. And he did it to a teacher too, which is always the worst. But you know, and there was a documentary about him in 2023. So now they get to make another episode. Isn't that nice? Hollywood wins again. One last time. We did it guys. Oh, I just want to talk about this next little topic because I've just want to rail on this for a little bit because we're already in kind. You and I are in a bit of a uncle mode anyway. Yes, absolutely. Just continue. Let's lose some more fans. Just fucking stay in there today.

Let's say we got a lot going on. I just need you to say anything. That's really upsetting. Just continue lose some more fans. Yeah, just fucking We got a lot going on I just need you to say anything that's really upsetting just touch the World Trade Center effigy We used to do that in the roast writer room whenever someone said a joke that was like way too awful You just touch the table and say apologize. I'm sorry. I've been I've always forgiven You just touch the table and say apologize. I'm sorry, then I've always forgiven I'm sorry Selena Gomez nation comes after me. Yes, who's also fucking absolutely mediocre Taylor Swift. Whoa Yeah, you know what? I'll touch this for you fighting words Taylor's sweat tower one for Taylor

Two for Selena the only thing Taylor Swift could be good for this world is if she snuck her way into the White House and made some good decisions by pretending to be a fan of some people within the administration. Get in there, take them out one by one, then I will tell you honestly, then I'm a fan. You know who the new Taylor Swift is? Kendrick. Kendrick took it.

He's great. He took it from her. What? Just the biggest act in the world. Yeah, but Kendrick's a far better artist than Taylor Swift. Of course, butrick took it. He's great. He took it from her what just the biggest act in the world Yeah, but Kendrick's a far better artist than Taylor Swift, of course, but he took it. That's what I'm saying He's the new he took over she had the errors tour now his tour would says is fucking way bigger Yes, I couldn't afford it. Yeah, I really wanted to go and I just couldn't it was like thousands I was like really I just I can't even you know how we'll get in there man. It's over

They know I know how we get into the next one. Let's go find the next one. We're going to battle Mike our way in there. Whoa! We're going to wrap our way into the concert. Oh my god, should we put out a Kendrick Distract? Hey there, hey, what do you say? I don't think Kendrick is not that gay. We're workshopping, we're workshopping. Yeah, we're coming for you Kendrick.

You better watch because my incendiary take in your lifestyle is going to go viral. Oh Mr. Kendrickrick you give me the egg I wish you could get yourself sick Yeah, mr. Kendrick, I think you're lame I saw those pants what are you a dame yeah, honey muster Woo! Woo! Chicken nugget! Chicken nugget! We are gonna get in this concert, Eddie.

He's gonna be so impressed by our lambasting him with words and rhymes and gupplets that he is going to put us directly on stage. You're fucked, bro. Coming for you, Kendrick Lamar. We're next. Hurry up. You're not like us.

You're not like us. How about that, Mr. Kendrick Lamar? Uh-huh, uh-huh. You ain't like me. Shots fired. All right, you're not like us you're not like Shots fired see if we get on see what Charlotte meaning the God has to say about that Yeah, we're gonna be they're gonna put us on was that what's the show the breakfast club? We're gonna go down. We're gonna talk to talk some sense these fools. Yeah, but over lunch, yes, please I want to talk about this because let's just stay in this place because I just want to don't want to complain about this One thing all right French pizza chef accused of killing man before dismembering and cooking body parts in pot of vegetables now Wow, I just can't flip this. First of all, this French pizza chef, right? He confessed to killing a six-year-old man and is isolated home.

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. He ran this thing. He ran a French, Italian, fucking whatever restaurant called Don Filippo in this very, what a wonderful Italian sounding place. It's in the St. Sernin, Serauch I'm fucking France first of all the village of Brasque if you tell me you're some kind of French pizza maker I'm gonna tell you Get the fuck out of my face. Yeah Because you're some kind of fancy ass French ass fucking pizza faker. That's what I'm calling you. He's a faker Yeah, okay, because guess what's not French pizza and guess what's fucking dumber than your French ass

Trying to make pizza in the world. What is it Henry killing a man in his isolated home to steal his weed? Yeah, that is literally why he killed this man. God people say weeds not addictive It is but weeds not that hard to get in France. It might be I don't know in France It's got to be easy. They love smoking. I've seen it. I've seen I smelled it when we were in Paris Yeah, I smelt it all on these trots, you know, but you how mean how stone do you think you got to get to eat French pizza? How mean how stone do you think you got to get to eat French pizza? Oh Maybe that's the problem people I guess. Oh, wow. So cannabis is not legal in France But that doesn't mean anything we'd still like easy to get you have all the French rappers and stuff wearing their two bats and stuff French rappers are the weirdest you see the French president or premier whatever the fuck he is prime minister this one Yeah, you got hit by his wife slapped him. She's like 30 years older than them. It's like a teacher. She's older than him. Yeah, and she hit him

Yeah, it was she said they were being sexy. Oh, yeah, it's French in front of everybody French. They can hit each other I don't know. Well, he she he can hit her he can't hit her on the face No, and then she can't hit him I guess yeah Babies can smoke. Yes, baby. No you're looking up French bread pizza French bread we made it's so stupid anything called French bread is American made yeah all right cuz guess what they call bread in friend Yeah, what do they call guess what they call bread in France bread and guess what's all over there? Yeah, it doesn't look like that Yes, I had I had it over there. It's nicer over that. I had their sandwiches and Paris French sandwiches were good.

Ham and cheese croissant. That was good. I got a croissant. I even had a baguette. I did it just like those little fucking big titted French girls where I went to the- I went to the- Are you trying to say big titted French girls don't like croissants? No, I'm saying I was like those big titted French girls where I went to the... Are you trying to say big titted French girls don't like croissants? No! I'm saying I was like those big titted French girls where I went to the little wagon and I saw a man with a big moustache

and he was like, eh, mucha for your wife. And I was like, you don't have enough to buy my wife. And then I went and I bought him but then he kind of showed me he might... Have enough? But then I was like,

no, no, no! And then he went and bought... And then I bought like a sandwich just off a cart. Yeah. And he was absolutely... It was just like... I felt like, no, no, no. And then he went and bought, and then I bought like a sandwich just off a cart. Yeah. And he was absolutely, it was just like, I felt like, what's her name? Madeline. Madeline?

From the children's books. Oh. I feel like Madeline. I went and got a Neclair, and I fucking, just like I did with Rob, I fucking full on Jenna Jameson, the Neclair in the streets of Paris. Well, that's how you supposed to do it Oh, dude. Yeah, don't know chew. Yeah, no chew. Yeah, don't you swallow that shit?

Yeah, I felt like little Madeline with my yellow hat and I got my big old baguette with ham and cheese in it I was like, oh we we we the pee pee wee pee pee. I remember that fucking chick. Yeah, she was annoying as fuck Yeah, you get a smaller hat. She was always getting into issues Yeah, get some parents. I see with Madeline too. It's like you better be careful You're not getting trafficked out in fucking France to hey, man So these guys this guy fucking kill this old man literally to steal his weed. That's fucked up And I think partially it's because he is so fucked up by being a French pizza chef. Mm-hmm And then knowing that that's fake

It's bad and it's stupid. And obviously people are gonna attack me, but I will take that because I looked at the pizza in Paris, right? I was in Paris and I looked at the pizza. It looked bad. It was just hanging out. I remember French bread pizza was given to me

as a lie when I was a child. French bread pizza was fine when you were a child But for child's palate well the thing is it was when I was a fat boy and weight watchers would make the frozen French pizza I remember my mom feed it to me all the fucking time There's no way this frozen French bread pizza is making me lose weight dude We used to go through the same they'll just give us piles of spaghetti and tell us it was Weight Watchers I remember this it was great went through all of that. We also Cheney Alfredo Snack Wells cookies, I would just take down a sleeve

To the diet cookie. Can we look up what's the best pizza restaurant in France? Look at this fucking loser. I thought there was some good pizza in France. That's him, this is the murderer. Oh, that's him. Yeah, well we have this. This pizza looks terrible.

This pizza does look terrible. There's hardly any cheese on it. Don't put like, you know what it is? Is that if you call your eggplant parm cheese an arbergine fucking pizza, lose me. I will say looking at this man, he does need weed. He does need, someone like honestly, someone needs to get this man some weed. I'm looking this up just the old fashioned internet.

Is weed hard to get? In Paris. In Paris. Yeah. Well he's not in Paris, he's in a little village. It's all close. There's biggest states. Yeah. Well, he's not in Paris. He's in a little village. It's all close.

There's biggest states. Yes. All right? That's the thing about Europe, we forget. Each one of their whole countries is the biggest state. They can drive anywhere. All right? So, fuck off.

Fuck whatever, dude. Yeah. All right? So, it's weed legal in France. France has the highest cannabis consumption in Europe. Okay. That makes sense. That is what they're saying right here.

All over Amsterdam? That's over six months, yes. Well, there's more of them though. Than in Amsterdam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess that makes sense, yeah. But look at this, why in the living fuck are you not having free ass legal weed in France? Yeah. Who, does anyone other than the Dutch have legal weed in Europe?

I believe the Germans maybe? No, they're too strict. They're not though, Germans are extremely liberal. Really? Technically German society is perfect right now. I mean, if you smoke weed in Germany, would you have to like wrap it in leather and beat the shit out of it?

I think that's how you get the weed. Yes. I think you have to do that to a big German man. Yeah. But I think that weed, is it yet? Germany, countries, Netherlands, Germany, Malta and Luxembourg all have legal cannabis consumption. I mean, that's a fucking advertisement right there. Germany's fucking I mean, we love Germany, but I mean, Berlin is

the place that we went to that I felt. I felt the least cool I'll ever be. Well, man, I'd love to be stoned there. That sounds great. It was it was awesome Yeah, so this is what I'm saying this guy didn't have to go that far to get weed He didn't have to kill you never I'm just gonna we get put this out there You never have to kill for weed you don't have to kill for weed kill for crypto That I understand Kill for crypto no because he couldn't cuz he needed a fucking password Yeah, you know what you don't kill for fish

Zachary Barfield I'm mad at this guy. Well, that's the fisherman. It's stories fucking brutal. It's brutal. But like fuck this guy he's a fisherman from Panama City and He just got 30 days in jail for killing dolphins. He's a and he runs charters off of He hear this again 30 days in jail. Yes for He's killing dolphins. And he runs charters off of... He... Hear this again. 30 days in jail. Yes.

For openly shooting dolphins. In front of children. With a shotgun. Yeah. Taking a shotgun out into the water. Shooting dolphins in the head. Like he's fucking Travis Bickle. Yeah.

Over the water. And he went out there, he literally, because he was mad that they were eating the snapper Yeah He was fishing and he would he would catch a fish and then the dolphin would eat the fish that he caught and I don't Know how often this really happens. I mean come on like but they're saying he also poisoned a bunch of dolphins and he poisoned up to 70 fucking dolphins this guy He would put in he would stick methanol into baitfish and then throw them at dolphins when he saw them and he'd get them to eat it. And it would,

it would, it was a, it's a toxic pesticide that acts, that acts against the nervous system of humans, mammals and other animals. And so this guy, he's fucking killing up to 70 dolphins and they gave in Panama City, Florida Which is a bad place. It's bad. You know me I fucking love Florida. Yes Panama City's garbage and but he 30 days that's just crazy 30 days you shoot one dolphin in front of children more than a month, you know more than a month Well, how the kids react if they're like, oh, thank you another one. Yeah, there's another one over there One dolphin in front of children? More than a month. You know? More than a month. Well how'd the kids react? If they were like, oh thanks, another one,

yeah there's another one over there, sir. I say, if the kids, that's the thing, the difference is that if the kids are all like, yay, yay, now kill my dad, like that's different. Like if they were all ready to go, that's what's hard, if the kids asked for it. Yes. Hey Nisto, have you ever used a shotgun? Ready to go. Like, that's what's hard. If the kids ask for it. Yes. Hey, mister.

Have you ever used a shotgun? Yeah, I used shotgun all god damn time. But mister, have you ever used it on the ocean? Oh yeah, when the dolphins come in here and they start eating my snapper. Hold on, there's one right now. Bam! That's the funnest day I've ever had ever since I was let out of the orphanage for killing all the teachers Goddamnit someone get that kid some binoculars. Yeah, I want to see it

Shoot it in the dick. Ah that makes sense. What killing dolphins. Oh, that's why he was shit Well, that was what he got was fifty one thousand dollars in fines That's still not even a thousand dollars a dolphin. They just don't care. Not even that much. They don't care about Gulf of Mexico. We're limited. There's the oil spills. It's Florida. The measles measles are killing the children. They are literally it is rate. I want to say it's raining fire. Yes. They don't care about the dolphins. 70 of the most beautiful creatures in the ocean. They don't care about the dolphins. Seventy of the most beautiful creatures in the ocean. They don't care about the dolphins.

They gave this guy 30 days. That's crazy. Yeah. Dolphins, are you ready for this? You kill a dolphin, you should be in longer than if you kill a dog. What? That's what I think. I think dolphins should be one of the highest sentences you can get for killing an animal.

See, I put them all in the same Bracket, but I only when I put above all of them is a chimpanzee. Oh, absolutely I think of you if you strangle a bonobo it depends on how you do it to know both the different But bonobos the closest to human society. I thought that was in the cop. No, okay Oh, but oh, but oh is the closest closest right? They're tiny They are but they're the closest that the closest to us at our brain power right, so I think that if you were to kill it also if you were to kill a bonobo in a way like Stabbing it to death or doing it in like an arm bar. Yeah, something like that. You should also get more

Yes, of course, of course I don't think it matters the way you kill it as much as you know as much as you're just doing it I feel like it should yes Just funner for the jury. Oh, yeah, it's funner for the jury. Oh you lit him on fire You didn't strangle him so we're gonna have to give you two years if you strangle them we'd give you one see fire is different Get like the maximum punishment because I can't read that you're in jail for Get like the maximum punishment because you probably know somebody I can't read that you're in jail for violation

$100,000 in fines and one year in jail. He should get 70 years in jail Call one eight seven seven whale help to fucking register your complaints This is fucked up like I really think this is crazy also. It's Florida, buddy He should be they should take his fucking boat that you should never be allowed in the ocean again Most corrupt state and also it's one of the most corrupt areas. Yes, so it is not a it's they don't care I don't care about humans. Why would they care about the dolphins? I feel like if it was in a different county this guy would have gotten more fucked Like if this was down in Key West, Key West they'll lock you up for more than a shift for just taking too many conch shells.

My father was attacked so brutally by a pit bull in his neighborhood and the cops did nothing. You think they're gonna, this is the most they'll do. This is literally the most they will do. He probably would have nothing happen if he didn't shoot the dolphin in front of children Oh unless the kids were the ones that were into it and then again it probably was just because they were mad that he was Wasting bullets elementary school children. They were elementary school It was aren't even high school kids

Middle school, I weirdly think though if I was at elementary school watching it I would have been like wow. Yeah Yeah, get him again. I feel like middle school I would have been like that there was a couple rough years for me in middle school where I was very You know anti people being alive and so I'm glad I got past that but weed really helped me explore my empathy but uh really helped me explore my empathy but uh But you really you have done an Eddie and you have grown and you have changed it yes, yes But yeah, you owe fifty one thousand dollar fine and thirty days in jail

It's almost worth it for this guy to keep doing it. Maybe he likes it. Yeah, maybe you're great You mean who knows in Japan join the Cove get you know, do it do it right? Yeah get paid to do it Yeah, yeah to get out of America. That makes sense to port this guy And they're gonna I think they're gonna import more of them. Unfortunately, this is what we like. Do we have any? Um, I don't know that one letter. It's too long. It's too long And is there a shorter way? There's plantation houses. It's all just saying they're bad. Of course. They're bad. Yep Yeah, well, yeah, what would they not be bad, but there were just obviously yeah, of course. They're bad. We have feeling yeah They're no one's happy about them. Yeah

No, but but they used to be around more often and a lot of them have been left around I think my question was can we build new ones? Well, you can, but the idea is that the letters I received said the issue really is that also the style of home that it is is considered like a colonial, it's considered European style of home, and it was considered a tribute to the glorious days of the powerful white man in Europe. I mean, that's all Europe is to this day

The country the country and also that's all I feel like it just get the land plantation home And then I just think a I love going to Solvang little Dutch town windmills adorable I think as long as you just keep saying I'm sorry It should be okay. You also can't just build a different style house and yeah fine. I do I do look one that looks like a UFO I just yeah, but it's still like I gotta say Wrap around porch. I mean, that's the only is the wrap around poor. I really like about total wrap around porch I mean, that's like when you know, you've made it or like that thing in New Orleans homes when you go through and they have Like the middle

Park that's outside. I love this. Let's one of my Inner courtyard in there is so cool. So fucking cool. That really is cool And again, you just got a fuck kind of money is that no foe? Yeah, this is in Palm Springs We should get this next year. You can rent this I actually looked into renting this UFO home for a Whenever like some vacation the problem though is that it's got very bad air conditioning, and it really just looks cool, okay? Go in the winter go in the winter very very warm in there It would be fun to do during contact though. It would be honestly It's available for contact to come check it out contacting desert

You can stay in the weekend in a extremely expensive UFO hold on it's available for contact. It might be how is the UFO home not taken? It might be I mean I might be wrong. It's taken If someone is not staying in the UFO home during contact then the whole fucking festivals a sham fucking better be George Knapp and Jerobie Korbel breast friends breast friends. They just sleep chest to chest a tiny cock. That's what people don't understand They do sleep in a bed together. Yeah, but it's not sexual Yeah, and I'm surprised you brought up a William Green and not Josh speed. I want to save Josh speed for our episode Oh, okay. Yes, that was his real boyfriend. Yes. Yeah tune in for the Josh speed love affair Abraham Lincoln was a man

about a man Complicated morals. No, not morals just he had a complicated life. He lived every day. He loved the man who owned slaves It's you know, but it was he loved the man who owned slaves And then he loved the the man who owned slaves. It then he loved the man who owned slaves. It wasn't just that they didn't just say he's a slave owner, there was a man in there. And Abraham Lincoln made sweet love to that man. His mouth, his butt.

You know, honestly, you could live every day being like a president. You know what I mean? Have your wife, have your best friend lover, be best friends with somebody and best friends with them at the same time It's a tall strong man with perfect thighs. Yeah fucking split my rails any day love getting Absolutely having your butt handed to you by an old friend

And then laugh knowing it's just another funny story to tell all the guys out of the VFW about how you Abraham Lincoln, Slimer from Ghostbusters all had a full on gay ass orgy, but it doesn't make you gay because of how much you love this country. Back then they had VAWs, veterans of American Wars, because it was a civil war. But I don't know if they had it by then. No, they probably didn't. I'm just saying if they did, it was the Civil War. But I don't know if they had it by then. No, they probably didn't. I'm just saying if they did, it was the American War that they would have been celebrating.

So other than that, it's the War of 1812. And what's civil about war? Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. We already made this. Yeah, you already did. We did a whole episode about it, but they haven't heard it yet. No, it actually comes out on Friday.

This week. You all hear it? Yeah. So it's about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. If you didn't know. Did you know it was actually Lee Harvey Os here? Yeah. So get into it. It's about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. If you didn't know. Did you know it was actually Lee Harvey Oswald? Yeah! Crazy!

His time traveler! Wait, you get to episode four. You're gonna love it. Go to thepageron.com slash lastpodguessonleft and you can watch us yell and do all of that and all that shenanery. And you can see us also perform live every Tuesday for our stream, last stream on the left every Tuesday, 6pm PSD. You can go and see us flap them gums and it's only through the Patreon.

And also just know nothing's changing about the stream. Nothing about the last stream on the left. Nothing's changing about last stream on the left. It's staying exactly the same. We're going to have a bigger announcement about our about our next couple years of here at LPN Yeah, we're going to be doing our keynote commencement commencement speech on Wednesday 23. Yes It's going to be coming out today when this episode comes out So you'll see me and you can talk to me and ask me questions

How many fans you think we lost today, oh The weak ones the weak ones. Yes, not you never you were will trade sweet tree. Well, we're trade center average You get our content. Mm-hmm. I'm so sorry. You have to die next week. I can't wait to kill you She take it in the pool. Oh, we want a good idea It never got to go in the pool! It never did! Wow, that's cute. But now it is pools. Come out, check more of that in Contacts in the Desert!

Coming this weekend, alright fuckers, bye bye! Bye everybody! Hail the World Shred Center.