Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Casey Anthony, Legal Advocate

Episode Date: March 5, 2025

Henry and Eddie bring you this week's biggest stories and true-crime news, starting with Casey Anthony's social media re-emergence as a "Legal Advocate". Then, the mysterious deaths of Gene Hackman & Betsy Arakawa, Pope Death Watch 2025, 17-year-old serial killer Antonio Reyes faces charges in Chicago, The NextDoor Gnome, Scorned Ex blows up newly-weds house during wedding ceremonies, Listener E-Mails, and more! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and get exclusive access to bonus episodes. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories! Yes. Oh, shit! It's crazy, Eddie. I didn't even actually, didn't even know that they made this car anymore. I did not know. I thought that they had discontinued this. Do you go? No, no, have you seen the Kia abortion? Oh, yeah, it is crazy

The key abortion was it's it's brave obviously brave they have it has a it's actually what's great is that it's amazing, especially now that they these gasoline prices are gonna shoot through the roof because Tariffs is it actually works on fetus meat? are gonna shoot through the roof because tariffs is it actually works on fetus meat Mm-hmm, and you put it through the top of like a blender type thing at the very back on it like like in back to the future They had the thing with Doc Brown put in all the trash exactly that you put your hoo-hoo over it Yeah, if you if you've got a boardie that's ready to slide out. There's been unmoored and unanchored Yeah, and it's just crazy because even just like horse of all I did not know that Casey Anthony was such a gear head

Oh, she loves it cuz she had it. I like the fact that she's even driving around with one I even know that that was street legal anymore. Yeah, she wasn't she must know Jay Leno when she works with Kia She's a big she's their new spokesperson. Oh, that's that actually makes so much sense because on the road Yeah, cuz she Kia her child she keyed Yes, and got away with keying which is one of the worst things you can do Kia that she had No, no, it was some other car. I'm making a joke. I actually can't even really tell right now I just know that on the road and you can come at me on this side stories LPOTL at gmail.com There's only one driver worse than a Tesla driver. And that is a Kia driver.

Whoa, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to come at you because I used to have a Kia Sophia. Yeah, well, that's different. You wanted to be Italian. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she drove a Pontiac Sunfire. Thanks for the memories. I got you, Eddie. They're Korean! Welcome to SideStories.

We flipped the car, by the way, so that's not the best example. No my name wasn't driving someone else was driving Thank you, and then they flipped the car And we were stuck on our side and I remember they were like they just flipped my car because they wanted to look at the CDs as I was changing the CDs and I remember they flipped the car and then we're sitting on our side and they're like Hanging because they had their seat belt on and they were hanging and then they're like I gotta take my belt off I'm like if you take that belt off you're gonna crush me They're like I gotta take my belt off like if you take your belt off. I'm gonna kill you

I'm already very mad at you, and then I talked some people into pushing our car back right side up My name is Henry Spresky. I'm sitting here with the awful storyteller Ed Larson I feel like you only that would be a better story if you didn't make me rush through It's just cuz I was in the middle of the most practiced hardest part of my job Which is what saying the name of this fucking show side stories. Yes. Oh It's the hardest part of the of hosting. I mean, it's easy for you to remember because you're so involved with the SS Not anymore not according to your fantasies Eddie I we've got a lot of stuff so much messaging messaging in on these, these, these wench, these beer

wench dresses that you're obsessed with. Drindl Trokdenhaus, and then some nice options. Thank you so much for people who sent in the, the German beer hall dresses for my wife. For his wife, he's been sexualizing in a, in a, in a kind of antique way. Here's the thing. I mean, these, like, I don't want Julie to look like a Hummel No, no, no, you want to look like a Hummel you can fuck a cummel these I would say these How do I say?

The breasts don't heave as much as I'd like them to I will expecting I want more Just like I want I want like her breasts to heave so much. They're like at her ears Well, I think the way you do that is you know, like truly is you can handle that yourself, buddy You just cut a hole in that Well, I just cut the window into the top of that thing that you want right and that's when you present the dress But you don't give her the option necessarily to choose what neckline she wants I want to push up bras so well that works so well her tits are like a hat. Oh great No, that's easy. Honestly. That's just ribbons. Yeah, that's just ribbons. You just cut you just tie it behind her

I think I was at what I was actually looking for is ribbons. Oh, yes, I think so You can send in some breast room. He's looking for breast ropes for my wife So if you could find anything that really would help with that, I would appreciate that. The dwindled dresses are very nice. I might actually just buy her one. I just couldn't see a world where I give her this and she doesn't look at me and possibly hit me. No, she'll be upset with you, especially when you tell her

your brutalist fantasies where you wanna be a dying Jewish man and she's a friendly Bavarian woman that has either found you after you've escaped from the concentration camps Are you boy? But I just feel like you're just so like and I mean this is taken to the woods I mean this is the nicest way Eddie, but I live in the woods I need a new forest wife when you look in the mirror and you see yourself It's gonna be hard especially like are you gonna draw little numbers on your arm? No, I never got caught, that's the thing,

I'm living in the woods. Oh, you're saying you were always a- You gotta fuck it, I will die before you take me, baby. That's what he needs. Also, I've got a lot of people sending in stuff about stalag fiction, the stalag finnish, I don't know how you quite pronounce it. Yeah, no, but that's not-

But this is exactly what you're looking for. No, this isn't what I'm looking for. It's pornographic Nazi exploitation books. I read it, but these women are Nazis. Exactly. I, like a German woman, What do you think the Bavarians were? who just happens to live in Nazi Germany,

Guess what happens? who doesn't believe in their views. And if you're actively fighting it, you're one of them. What do you mean? That's what the Drendel women are even though Yeah, they might be apolitical because they have their They hate it. No, they don't there's no another guy. There's no way they be allowed into the drendels if they hated it Oh, come on. Everyone gets a drendel if you're blonde or redheaded enough

No, the Bavarians are even more hateful than the city based but bar winches look at it Oh, that could you see Eddie putting his face on this little Jewish within the on the prisoner of this? Nazi this yeah, they have their tits out. They look great and they actually aren't dressed like Nazis. They're dressed like something else She is a Nazi our bad. Oh, I thought that was just a fun ex Maybe that's my problem politically recently The site of a swastika no, honestly, I do understand it I know it's supposed to be a target for bullets Yes, you know how it's amazing, you know the swastika and the Germans they never turned the swastika into a pretzel Oh, you know that again missed opportunities totally missed opportunity. There was only a couple years where that would have really popped That's why they really needed capitalism. Oh, I remember Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. We

almost saw this film. What is this? It's one of your favorite movies out of here. It looks awesome. Yeah, you would love it. Wow. You just never stop jerking off to it. Whoa. It's got dogs and Nazi women. You'd be surprised. I got some old documentaries I could show you as well some of them are pretty Now let's talk about We just lose a bunch of subscribers Yeah, of course every time every time we speak and if you want to see Eddie in a dringle dress He's gonna be in one at the when we do our live show Well, I won't but you got to dress like a little German boy. I will and see all these outfits

I saw what this on the drendel site. They're actually selling leather boy swim trunks. I know it's leather Swim trunks. It's so a boy drowns on vacation That's the idea They're all very thick. All of these are very thick. But it's, that is- Look at that.

For our show. Ooh, man. Well, we gotta hurry up and buy this because we're gonna be in Huntsville on March 16th at the LBC Center, or the VBC Center, the Von Braun Center. Yeah, you're gonna love it. And we all love Werner Von Braun, our favorite American.

Oh my God, is it named after him? Yes, oh, I never put it together until this moment. Yes We're playing at a place named after a Nazi we made him American. All right, so we have to all know that's a fact We've made him America's this whole stuff with Julie is a joke. This is serious. I actually think This whole stuff with Julie is a joke. This is serious. I actually think that you'd be surprised Natalie says this to me all the time. She tells me all this time about jokes She's like, oh you joke you say it's just a joke But I also heard you at one point say henry all jokes are true and I said parts of jokes are true and and thoughts behind jokes can be true, but this is this is just history Eddie verna von Braun

Started this theater so that he could do his favorite play What I want to say he did the Wizard of Oz several time because it reminded him of his old boss Because that was a token heroes Adolf Hitler's one of his favorite movies was wizard the wizard There better be a sandwich shop and they're called Hogan's heroes Oh my god, please. That would be amazing. Oh Alright so we've did our plug we did we discussed Eddie's lingering fascination sexually with Nazis But now if we're I know we were going this is blowing my mind It's his theater. Yeah, buddy

Where do you think he got any got your gun? Got you. You know me. Where do you think? Yeah. Yeah, where do you think he got these? He's like he's a showman. He always was but we have to talk about another one of our favorite villains She's back. Oh, my texts have not stopped ringing. I mean it. The messaging I'm getting all day long emails, DMs.

My mom reached out. Really? Did you see Casey Anthony's on TikTok? Everyone. Why? My mom, my mom even she was just like that horrible woman, but his skin looks so nice I know it's just like no I know mom great also. Why are you on the computer? I don't want her on the computer, but Casey Anthony in case you live under a true crime rock

You now know that Casey Anthony has started a tick tock and even worse than a tick tock She has started a sub stack now Casey Anthony has decided to come out swinging at the top of this I can't fucking believe this bitch the Casey Anthony. Let's let's just start just you can hear it Not when it was cold. Let's scrub through some of the video you see her. She's very nervous up top because obviously She's so not used to public speaking. Yeah with a giant. It is a Saturday, March 1st, 2025. This is my first of probably many recordings on a series that I'm starting. I am a legal advocate. I am a researcher.

I've been in the legal field since 2011 and in this capacity, I feel that it's necessary if I'm going to continue to operate appropriately as a legal advocate that I start to advocate for myself and also advocate for my daughter. For those of you who don't know, my name is Casey Anthony. My daughter is Kaylee Anthony. My parents are George and Cindy Anthony. This is not about them. This is not in response to anything that they have said or done. That's not to say that I'm not going to respond at some point to some of the things that they have said and done

The whole point of this is for me to begin to reintroduce myself I'm doing this both Personally for me, but in a professional capacity Moving forward the majority of what you will see will be me speaking in a professional capacity My goal is to continue to help give a voice to people To give people tools and resources that they can utilize so they actually know where they can turn to Now Casey Anthony is she's putting herself forward as this a thing what they call a legal advocate or victims advocate. This is a term you hear a lot and it is a it's a fraught term. It's also it's hard right because it's for people that largely don't have the

resources to hire a lawyer or have been fucked up by the system for various reasons. Either they you know they've been rolled through the CPS system or they've been rolled through various thingsPS system, or they've been rolled through various things, and they need help. So these legal advocates are people that sort of come out, and some of them are on one side of the spectrum, where they have a lot of experience in training, education. A lot of them used to be lawyers, or people that want to be in law enforcement, and they are looking to do pro bono work to help people and I'm gonna say that's one side of the spectrum. Yes. And on the other side of this. Good. Yes, it's fine. It's utterly fine. Some people need help. You do need help.

It is hard when you don't have, it's definitely difficult if you don't have the money. You can't hire a lawyer. You have a public defender. If you're lucky or you're getting sued and you don't have money to hire a lawyer. Yes, but then on the other side of all of this you have Casey Anthony. So now Casey Anthony is the exact worst problem that something like legal advocacy has because it's Casey Anthony. Yeah. And the second you're standing next to Casey Anthony you are involved in Casey Anthony's life her baggage Every single thing attached to her. She is a human anchor and a child murderer now Devils advocate. Oh, so you're gonna this is you you're fighting for now fighting for I'm asking questions If someone was accused of murdering their child,

would Casey Anthony not be a really good legal advocate for them? Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yes, absolutely. If you want that involvement, you know what I mean? If you want that involvement, sure, it could be. If you're also what seems to be accused of murdering your child, and there seems to be heaps

and heaps of evidence against you, but then you happen to also like sucking your lawyer's penis. I think that Casey would do really, that she'd be perfect for you because I do think that the most of Casey Anthony's legal information does come from her former lawyer's balls and they seem to she believes that it has kind of spread through her brain now I just important to know is that the worst part about something like this is because of the words Victim advocacy. Yes people need help Right now more than ever we got you know, this divides coming harder than you could possibly imagine We are gonna have more people having less and more people having more than ever before.

Yes, and when desperation hits, that's when crime goes up. Of course. And it's very natural. And it's also very difficult. But another thing that then gets pushed onto those that don't have that much money is that when you are looking for somebody to help you, you feel, I think a lot, you

look at the term victim advocate and you're like, this is somebody who cares. This is somebody that wants to help no matter what it is that they think, they want to put aside their own lives and they want to altruistically help me. But I have to stress, I just got to you get through your heads. Just a little bit is that those people, it's why the grift is so hard in that world. It is and it does it a lot. You see it in this world and then you also see, well basically people in legal trouble that don't deserve it or are victims are very easily taken advantage of. Easily manipulated.

If you're in a desperate set of circumstances, you're looking for any help that you can get. So sometimes you're going to take whoever shows up. But the thing is, is that again, why it's all this shit gets kicked to us is that you have to vet these motherfuckers so thickly. You need to, you need to ask when you're getting something, just remember the statement. There's no such thing as a free lunch. You're going to have to pay for it in one way or another. So you just have to figure out what it is you're willing to pay. You look into these people, you read about, you call people that

they've worked with. You need to dig into the lives of the advocates that are working for you. Because if you don't, you don't, you got it. You just have to know who these people are. Yeah. A good way to do that I always always find is like literally google their name with the word scandal next to it or just like that or I mean Do the legwork call a guy's former boss? Yeah, do it be like what who's this person? Send an email because especially if you need help that help also has to be good because especially if you need help, that help also has to be good because the worst, also the worst part

is that when you desperately need help, you need big money help. You don't need the shitty guy who, the person who just rolls up from the fucking Petco that you met while you were getting your cat groomed who said that she's got a lot of ideas about how to help you with your tenant advocacy because they don't know go to a real

place and Especially don't go to Casey Anthony. No, certainly don't go to Casey Anthony by the way I while you while you've been talking it's beautifully said by the way I I will say I've been trying to find out how to hire Casey Anthony just out of curiosity Yeah, how do we get her? How do we get her? Yeah, because my back hurts. There is no way. Can we get her?

I've been Googling, I've been searching, I'm on like page five of Google. I don't know how to hire her. I do believe that if you're in the Fort Lauderdale area and you have a Cybertruck, I think that if you wave a hundred dollar bill while driving a Cybertruck around Fort Lauderdale, she will just show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so like you'd actually be surprised. hundred dollar bill while driving a cyber truck around Fort Lauderdale, she will just show up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so like you'd actually be surprised.

I feel like she'll just like, she'll just materialize being like, ah, there's money and attention here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shots on us. If you say that, she'll eventually show up like a genie. Oh yeah. Especially Zanny bars. Who's got Zanny bars?

She's going to love that shit. Just remember that Casey Anthony, if she actually gave a fucking shit, we wouldn't know she was doing this until it was she was doing it already Just know that her sticking her her dumbass face into Social media to get herself back into the fucking news cycle. This is all this doing and yeah We're doing it exactly what she wants, which is we are talking about exactly what she wants We're telling her to go fuck herself But people are definitely gonna like this because the problem is that there are there are Unfortunately, very dumb and innocent people that don't understand that this is a very bad person And that what this person is going to do is hollow you out and leave you empty

It's hard to remember that this like, you know, 2008 is almost 20 years ago. Oh, I know, again, I was fucking. There's a lot of people who were younger that just look like this is someone who triumphed over a bad thing and don't really realize how evil she actually is. Yeah, dude, and I know we're supposed to be

keep saying allegedly and all this kind of shit, but fuck that shit, I'm sick of this garbage. Especially with Casey Anthony, because I don't care. Because you know what? Even if, yeah, all right, you go through all of this shit, let's just say, in some kind of snowballs, hell and chance, that she is innocent. You mean to tell me she wants more of this?

She wants more? She wants more scandal? she wants more of this? Yeah. She wants more? She wants more scandal? She wants more attention? She wants to drag this up more? She wants to name her dead daughter again on a fucking social media? Yeah, and say she's standing up for her like she's still alive? Like yeah, fuck that bitch. Also like look, her sub stack, oh good, you can go give her $100 a year for her sub stack.

It's all about money. It's always about money. 10 bucks a month for her horrible opinion. Everything's a money grab Then this is the worst thing right now is that we're seeing every everybody's doing everything for the sake of a money grab Which I do understand there's no help coming and it feels very very scary So everybody feels like they got to get in on the grift, but you got to understand the grift universe will eventually end I don't know man. I mean it's one way or another buddy. You know if you are a victim I think it's very important we've already said

it know that people are coming for you because you're you make it the fact that you're already a victim makes you an easy target and you know I with both of my parents died I had people calling me non-stop trying to get money out of me telling me my parents owed them money and shit people from fucking Egypt telling me that my mom was a cunt You know, like it was crazy, you know And now the the grift I see all the time is because we're lonelier than ever Oh, yeah, a lot of people don't go out. They don't have they don't associate social media It keeps us connected, but we don't go to each other's houses

We don't see each other anymore, so people are actually very lonely. And so the grift I keep getting on my phone, and I'm luckily smart enough to realize it's a grift, but people just start, hey how you doing? Oh yeah. You want to get sushi tomorrow from a number you don't know? Yes. And every time it's someone preying on other people's loneliness just to get you to respond, and then you like, it starts off all easy because I've practiced responding, because I'm curious, you know. I'm like, oh no, I'm people's loneliness just to get you to respond and then you like it starts off all easy because I've practiced responding because I'm curious you know I'm like oh no I'm fine you know it's you know who is this oh you don't remember me how did you not save my number and stuff

like that yeah blaming you yes for doing something wrong and then the next thing you know you're sending them fucking money yep and it's the same thing with they do it to old people by sending them the weird phishing emails and they're doing it to us now. You think you're past it. We all do. We all think we're smart enough. We all think that we're savvy enough

that we know enough about how business sausage gets made and how the media goes, but you would be fucking surprised. I watch, you know, I watch my obviously my reams and reams of body cam footage. One thing that also shows up all the time is at a foreclosure. There's always somebody that's there that's getting foreclosed and it's sad right. I don't like watching those necessarily but I watch it for the quote-unquote tenant advocates that just kind of show up all of a sudden It's just some person that is trying to jam their way in between all of these various things Thinking and then you start to like the more and more you listen to them talk you realize like oh the woman that was the former Tenant promised this person money like yeah, this woman's fighting and then you realize like oh no no no she's doing

This is some other long con into this person's fighting and then you realize like oh no no no she's doing this as some other long con into this person's life and again I'm not saying that they're all illegitimate no there's they're probably mostly legitimate mostly but but the thing is is that that being said you have to fight for your fucking self yeah you have to fight for yourself you have to know who the hell it is you're talking to when you decide to put your name next to somebody else especially in any of these matters when it comes to a you know child custody or like all of the immigration you need to Fucking very much. So trust who these people are. Yeah, so just you got to do your homework I remember when speaking of this. So just, you gotta do your homework. I remember when, speaking of this, to get, not to get too crazy on it,

but speaking of immigration and people taking advantage of disparate people, when I was working down at the border, we wanted to interview a coyote, you know, and like just be like, well, let's talk to these fucking people. Now these are the, you're talking about the people that bring people across the border, not the dogs. Not the dogs.

I mean, I just wanna hang. I don't wanna interview. Coyotes is a hang, I just want to hang. I don't want to interview. Coyotes is a hang, and then we're going to kill us some roadrunners. Yeah, dude, I want to fucking do shots with the coyote. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the coyote who brings people across the border illegally, we wanted to find one.

And the way we actually found one to interview was a immigration lawyer in Brownsville, Texas knew the coyote. the coyote was his brother Yeah and so he would sit there and he'd get people who get Caught coming over the border and then he and they would get sent back and then he would give them right back to his brother The coyote it was a horrible little circle that they had going and they were fucking evil as hell and they were paying every gangsters Oh, yeah And everybody's making money off of making money and it's very difficult because again who are we aiming towards?

Extremely vulnerable people. Yes people that are easy to roll And so if you are they want to do recognize it and know that people are fucking coming for you Because anybody could be one of these things you could go I looked at all up because obviously Joel helped me research There are like programs that you could do to be a quote-unquote legal advocate But it's mostly there's like things that you could just fill out you get a certificate Yeah, and then you just like yeah, I'm a minister You know you mean yeah, like I could also a man same thing you just clickety-click So it's it it says strong as being a priest

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happening tomorrow. I'd say curses aside stories probably going to be dead by the time you hear this fingers crossed. Yes, but he's still alive. He suffered two new acute respiratory crisis is yesterday. I'm so cute about him. They have little mice in there. They're all hanging out. Yes, copious amounts of mucus were pulled out of his lungs during two bronchoscopies. Wow. I don't know how to say that. Bronchoscopies, bronchoscopies. This is my question. Yeah.

All right. You're with the Pope. He's going, ha ha ha, bring me a boy, bring me a boy. And you're like, you're in the hospital. We can't, we can't, you know, pop him. And they pull the mucus out of the pope Now every author fluid out of the pope is magical Yes, you know like you want to get kissed by the pope you want to get licked by the pope you want to be washed By the pope you want to get tongued by the pope would not his mucus be Holy are we of course it is first of all. But are we sure it's mucus? Could be cum.

He could have swallowed cum and it could have went into his lungs. He could have sucked so much dick that there's cum in his lungs. You're right. And they're in this state. You're right. And I actually didn't even answer this question myself. I should have.

Yeah, sometimes when you suck a lot of dick, you can drown in cum. And that might be what's happening to Pope Francis right now. Wow, I hope for his sake because you know in the end he died doing what he loved Yeah, and you know what and if the come is holy Then he should be able to breathe through it because it's holy. That's whole church. That's funny. Yes I knew what you're saying, but but again if the come is holy Yeah, I feel like he should have been healed. He should have been younger

I thought that the more dick he sucked though younger. He'd get yeah because right now he is looking Sadly a bit like Colin Farrell from the penguin Much worse he's got some penguin vibes like a marshmallow head right now He's not looking good, and if anybody I'm not gonna spoil the ending of Conclave. He is the tootsie of popes. He is pope tootsie. If anybody's seen Enclave, I'm not going to... Conclave.

What'd I say? Spoiler alert. You said Enclave. You forgot the C before the... What's an Enclave? I think it's just a place people hang out. Yeah, or like when rocks fall on a car. Cool.

I like that better Conclave if you haven't seen it, I won't spoil the ending for you But these bishops have the very they have the funniest thing they could do possibly in their hands Oh my god, it is we have a shot here to really shake things up And that's why I'm putting forward my bid for new Pope Pope Shakira She's in trouble right she needs the money What does she need she got in trouble, right? She needs the money. I'll bail her out. What does she need? She got in trouble with money So why what does she need? What does she need help with? I think we need to help Shakira I think yeah, she's not bankrupt like

Your outro didn't Shakira bankrupt into Google first thing it says no Shakira's not bankrupt in Spain. That's their problem Oh, I can help you Shakira. Yeah, we can do whatever you Oh, I can help you Shakira. Yeah, we can do whatever you need here on Side Story Shakira. Oh, sex fraud in Spain. I thought that they all fucking just... How can you even do that in Spain? How much shellfish do you need? Yeah, I mean exactly. How much pulpo are you supposed to give back a year?

I can't believe they actually catch people doing crimes with all the naps they take. Seriously, and all the tiny plates? Yeah. Like, I feel like they're like, who's got in this economy their average servant full dishes of food? Yeah. Shakira was indicted for tax fraud. She shouldn't be going to jail. Shakira can't go to jail. She's gonna be totally fine. She's Shakira. Oh she said that she was a resident of the Bahamas of course. Her and Jeffrey Epstein in 2023. Oh that's wow she did it. She got a deal. She's fine. Yeah she's fine. Oh then she's fine. No Shakira's gonna's wow. She did it. She got a deal. She's fine. Yeah, she's fine

Oh, then she's fine. No Shakira is gonna be fine. She's too. I mean she's too Shakira Pope Shakira I think about it She's having a hard time selling tickets and if she goes out there man that first man the first Pope with a GD But donka donk cuz I was saying this about was thinking about the story Follow the outfits aren't great for that. Well, what do you mean the pope outfits? You can't see ass through that No, well Pope front you go. Whatever his name is good squeaky clean Fucking magic a short skirt pope. Oh god, that makes me hard Like just thinking about it would be so much fun because you know, but the Pope, nice Pope, shit head, hypocrite Pope, nice.

I thought Francis is the only nice Pope. That's what I mean, hypocrite, Pope, hypocrite. What he did was he technically revolutionized the papal outfit because he technically toned it down. He famously made it less opulent after Pope Benedict, the former openly Nazi Pope, who I actually even like even more because of the refreshing honesty,

because he at least was just openly evil. Like the Pope Benedict, he was on all, doing all the pomp and circumstance. He did all the big hats. He did all the ornate clothing. The Pope hypocrite, he kind of pulled it back a little bit. But now I think if Pope Shakira gets in there, nothing I'd like better.

Think about that. I would love it if the next pope wasn't pure evil. If what? Oh, fuck that. No, only pure evil, more evil. You think so? Yes. Makes it easier to hate the Catholic church.

Dude, the goal is- We don't need them winning anything. No, dude, I want them to step on the- You immediately talk me into it. Yeah, I want them to step on the gas pump towards their own destruction and the more chaos from the top the more likely It's the shake apart. So Steve Bannon be a great great Pope Pope Bannon. Yeah Pope flood in the zone Yeah, Biden. He's a Catholic. I Don't know available Biden. He's old as hell. I can't have have him kneel all the time

Think about how long that fucking mass is gonna be with him shuffle and Hey, hey, hey, let me be clear. Hey, isn't here Jack. I know my baby. I have friend named Jesus Christ Yeah, he's doing Mexican restaurant Hey, come here Jack. Here, listen here friend. Listen here, Papapoo. I'm gonna tell you something I know. Alright, I'll do a one, two, three, four Angela Merkel said the biggest set of ding-dongs I've seen is outside of my, oh, sweet, sweet wife. Set of ding-dongs? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, he's not fucking bright. Is that two dicks? That's a thing. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. He's not fucking pranks. He fuck him fuck by fuck

You know, no, seriously Yes, I just every single fucking one of even the ones I like I hate I hate Everyone. Yeah, I'm trying to think of there's a single leader. I could remotely stand. I like Bernie Fuck him too. I mean, yes, and he would single leader I could remotely stand. I like Bernie. Fuck him too. I mean, yes, and he would second that. I know. He would tell you that. He's old. That's what makes him good.

Oh, he's gonna go meet, oh yeah, Biden met with the Pope. Maybe that's what happened. Oh, he's so close. Yeah, he's touching him. He's smelt him. Whoa, he sucked the last life out of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what Biden got. That's what Biden made it through. Whoa, Biden went up to him.

Yeah, because he sucked the Pope's energy! Oh yeah, let me be clear. Let me be clear, Pope Hippocrate. A thinner. I'm gonna give you the thinner disease. Whoa, he's sucking on his little baby hairs! Yeah, the Pope's looking into his eye. They're touching foreheads in this picture.

This is literally- The Pope's looking into his eyes like, please don't kill me. This is how I hang out with Carmen. Well, hopefully the Pope will die soon. Because then we can all go, oh man, I just wish that we could vote from home. Yeah, well we don't get a vote.

No, we don't. Watch Conclave. I'm fascinated with the, because I'm a former Catholic turned Satanist, I am fascinated with the machinations of the Vatican. I can't believe believe as someone who hates Catholicism with every ounce of their body. I can't believe how much I liked conclave You know what it is. I watch the con I watch things that take place within the Catholic universe

Just because of I know how jealous this makes Mormons like Mormons wish they had this level of Importance and pump and circumstance Yeah, you can't be a pope with a backpack They just these Mormons are fucking slow And so right now if Catholics want to take the lead I would say I was thinking about this with Lori Vallow So Larry Vallow thinks she's a goddess. Mm-hmm, which I find interesting because she's got a goddess, which I find interesting because she's got absolutely no butt. And if you look at every single-

It's coming from a non-butt-haver. This is why I'm saying I'm not a fertility god. But if you look at any version of any form of painting of a so-called goddess throughout pretty much all of humankind- They got that tush. Yes, which I find interesting. So if Catholicism wants to take the ring right now, tush forward. Yeah. If we could have a tush forward papacy, I feel like maybe some... Because what brings everyone together? A big awesome butt. Hines bring everyone together.

Everybody likes it, and I feel like it's good for everybody. Breasts do a good job, too, but I feel like the Hines really bring it together like even like I'm a breast man myself I still think that for the pope he needs to have a big yeah And then people who like to look at men they also love a male hiding that's what I'm saying So a heinies good for everybody everybody people like going some people go to baseball games just for the heinies. That's what I do. Yeah Absolutely people the stance. Yeah, people in the stands. That's not the only mysterious almost death. It's sad because God, I just, we'll get him. Get off your Pope box for one second. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just fucking, I just love watching him die and they don't happen enough. It really

is only going to be the fourth pope We've seen die pulp. Boone it Pope first Pope John first died So this will be our third po in that crazy yeah in our lifetime This is only gonna be our third pope and like our ninth president. Yeah. Yeah, it's Pope But the last one was yeah, I think it was John Paul II. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's it. I mean, Pope John Paul II, he was 1978 before we were born. Man, I'd love to see the corpses of each one of these old men.

It's not hard to see. I'm just looking at a pantheon of old men faces. They're all the worst. Kill each one. They're all popes and popes and leons and balls. Let's get a big butt in the Vatican. Yeah. Now, sadly, someone's big butt is never going to go to the Vatican.

That is the beloved movie star now unfortunately passed, Gene Hackman. Gene fucking Hackman, dude. No one ever thought- I love Gene Hackman. We all do. And I don't think any human being ever thought, if you were gonna put money in this this is why we need to tie in with one of our They're not a what is it a gaming app right wink wink what they're called now Yes, they're online gaming that you could put money towards and make money back from right Rob

Yes, yes, that's the legal way to say it, right? Legally legally now know if we could have set up a pool on one of these gaming apps We would have made so much fucking money. Did we say Gene Hackman was gonna die? No, but just not the gene Hackman's not only gonna die, but then you said all the parlays Mysterious wife dies too. Yeah dog dies one of three dogs die yeah that's like a hundred sixty five thousand to one payout it is a really no one I've never seen anything like this we should set more of these up we should do this where we should do a real death pool and set a super super specific death yeah and see if it pops up because this is craps when you vote for snake when you try to go

snag eyes you did this this year but he wasn't on the list. No, of course not Well, cuz with Gene Hackman, we just thought he wasn't gonna die. Well, I will I assumed he was gonna pass But I didn't think it would be with this much News attached to it. Well, I think it makes sense. He's been in so many fucking mystery movies and thrillers and like it's only fitting that he has a very mysterious stuff. For those of you that don't know, I'm certain that everybody does. So Gene Hackman, when we grew up with Gene Hackman, he was legitimately an absolutely massive movie star.

No one's, yeah, no one was bigger. He was in almost every movie and he was always a fucking badass. Well, and it's funny because I think that as an as when you're watching him when you were younger You didn't really kind of understand just how fucking good you now is an adult looking back I find it interesting that people talked about Robert De Niro Al Pacino all these other actors but like Gene Hackman the way he fucking holds that shit down He's got more Oscars than Pacino. I just rewatched the French connection. Holy shit. He's frightening in the French connection And just look at this killer's row Superman. He was Lex Luthor. He's the only good Lex Luthor probably I would say

He was great. Oh ants Yeah, everybody's favorite bug based movie made by a pedophile you ever see reds so good a bridge too far Unbelievable. Oh, yeah, Twilight's a good movie They're all good extreme measures is a good fucking movie Mississippi Bernie's performance in the birdcage is also absolutely fantastic and get shorty He's hilarious and get shorty and guess how he died in the most mysterious way possible We don't even know how he died now This is truly we kind of thought like normally the side stories curse hits and it

sucks but this was one of the first time we were like you know good like this allows some information to play out. We've gotten a little bit. But almost none. Yeah. We now know that Gene Hackman was he was found dead in his home in Santa Fe New Mexico. He was very he was connected to his whole community He was found dead with him and his wife Betsy Arakawa 65 years old 30 years younger 95 years young Jean Hackman And there's also there was two different side of the stories There's one side of the story that said that the local restaurant that he used to go to all the time Said that Jean Hackman that he was starting to his hail his health was failing Yeah, and his wife was taking even more and more total control of his of his like day to

day. They were becoming recluses. That's what they were saying they were slowly pulling away. As you do when you're 95. But the wife's 65 and they've specifically been very public for a very long time. They've been active members of that community for a long time and his kids, Gene Hackman's surviving kids, they also said, we actually, last time we talked to our father, he was in really good shape. We talked to him, but interestingly enough,

the kids had not talked to him for several months, which they said also was majorly out of character. We now know that he was found dead. He was found, I believe, in his bathroom. Yeah, we don't know exactly what it is. Mud room. His mud room. And his wife was found, right, so they were found,

he was found, I believe, in the home's mud room. He had fallen suddenly. He was found wearing sweatpants, long-sleeved t-shirt, and slippers. Mud room is a good name for the bathroom, though, because you're just making mud in there, baby. Not me, sometimes I'm making rabbit pellets, if I'm on my diet. Now, Aura Kull was found in the bathroom? No, because you're just making mud in there. Not me. Sometimes I'm making rabbit pellets if I'm on my diet. Now, Arakawa was found in the bathroom near the front door of

the house. The door to the bathroom was open. Arakawa was on the ground wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt. An opened orange prescription bottle and scattered pills were seen on a countertop near Arakawa. All right, a space heater was also seen near our Kawa's head now This is first thing now. We also know that was it on no now We also know that Gene Hackman was dead for at least nine days at least now We that's when the pacemaker stopped. Yes still no public information about the toxicology reports on the life Except for both they was ruled that carbon monoxide was not What killed them which is what it looked like very much so it looked that is what it looked like and then you wonder

Was it made to look like that? Well certain the pathologist saying that they don't think the companion suicide was They don't know if it was mutual suicide. They would be next to each other. We don't know. Why would you, why would they be separated? Maybe one was more willing than the other. And then you maybe have taken the pills and it's already too late. It seems like to me, if I could armchair detective here. You have to. It looks like Hackman died and she killed herself. That's what they're saying, but again, we don't quite know.

Why was the dog in the closet? One of the weirdest factors of this whole thing. One of their three dogs was found dead in a closet of the bathroom where Arakawa's body was discovered It was in a kennel in the closet. It was in a kennel in the closet So we don't know what the hell it was the other two dogs were found alive. And I'm assuming it starved to death? Yeah, again, we're not quite certain has not been publicly released yet. Deputy's found the door. Do you see a dog? Well, uh, if you're fun, yeah, you know, I mean if you got a free Wednesday, you know, like sometimes I'll just go do one I'm always around I'm always getting in there But you see it's they found the door to hacklion in our car's home unsecured and open

Yeah They found the door to hackman in our cars home unsecured and open. Yeah, if it's open in a gated community You're telling me there isn't security driving by these houses every goddamn day. I don't know point I don't know or if you're that closely paying attention, but it's also gene Hackman He was a known quantity in the in the room. He really was they have two cell phones were collected They are getting access to it. And then I love the end of this it says what movies was Gene Hackman in and she's like well fuck you CBS yeah we don't need to do your CBS okay it's fucking he's Gene Hackman welcome to Mooseport you piece of shit yeah that's all you get over it have you heard of the conversation this is a god his house was beautiful

Santa Fe it's Gene Hackman. It deserves a beautiful house. He put in the full... I know what I always loved Gene Hackman because he didn't get famous until his 40s. No, and he was a real actor. A Marine. He used to beat the fuck out of people. Scariest hell. Difficult man.

Morgan Freeman said that he was the only actor he was ever physically afraid of. But they're also great friends. Yes, because he's one of those where if you busted his balls he liked you a lot yeah you know he liked men who stood their ground yeah you know he was one of those guys if you were tough you got but if he loved you he loved you and if he hated you he fucking hated you but also old school which I also like fame old school hardcore Democrat yeah like was it like they talked about I was reading all about his fucking pussies are stealing our money.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that shit. When he played Popeye Doyle, the police officer in the French connection, he had to say a bunch of racial slurs, and apparently he had to be talked into it very hardcore by William Friedkin. And he said that, he used to, William Friedkin is an asshole too, but he's also a great director. And he used to torture Gene Hackman to get him angry. And if you watch that movie, that movie is wild, dude. That movie is. The French connection, you know they use real bullets

in the ending. Yes. And the shoot out in the end. It's brutal. That is a, and Gene Hackman is just so fucking good. It's just one of those where you forget what actors used to be like. Like, and you watch them sometimes and you just like because nowadays I feel like a lot of times I'll watch some actors and you can

kind of I Don't know if anybody feels like this where you watching a movie and you feel like you see the script Yeah, like I'm watching someone. I'm just seeing lines of dialogue on a page and when I'm watching Gene Hackman I forget that he's an actor. It's crazy, because you think about Unforgiven. He's so terrifying and intimidating in that movie, and he's like in his mid-to-late 60s. That shit's crazy. That's the movie Morgan Freeman said

that he was desperately afraid of him on. And then also, he was exceptional as Lex Luthor. Oh, yeah. As a comedic role. He just was one of those old-school guys that could do it all, and I guess he left us Just like he always did in the films wanting more. So now we'll find out we are gonna find out obviously This is gonna be a story that rolls out over the next couple weeks longer and longer. I I

personally believe that Why they are holding back? Some information on the wife is because they know something that we don't know And I think that that's well, we will play it's an investigation. Yes, we're not we shouldn't know anything yet We just don't yeah, we don't know very little. Yeah, no as we should man, but fucking nuts the pacemaker thing I think Armchair medical examiner here he has to be um Why don't we put Wi-Fi in these things so we know when they stop?

Everything else is Wi-Fi. You know sprinklers have Wi-Fi. I don't fucking know You know if they you know, but the thing is like an Apple watch if he's wearing an Apple watch Do I really need to have another app? Do I need to have an app connected to my fucking heart? He sounds like you're gonna need a pacemaker I already already do I do need one No, they should I don't know they can hook up to your Bluetooth. Oh, yeah, this is what I'm saying I don't need my dishwasher has an app. I know but this seems more important than your dishwasher

I don't want any more apps. I'm done. I'm out I think but I'm saying if you did get one more app for your pacemaker, you might want it. No, actually, unfortunately, Marcus already talked me into one. He was working on one. He said, have you tried this new app? It's been helping him emotionally regulate.

And I was like, what is it? And he's like, have you heard of this thing called Grindr? And I have just been, just been so busy with these therapists that keep meeting. Yeah, you gotta talk to these guys. Do these guys work with BetterHelp? Because some of these guys are rough around the edges. Yeah, I like Grindr.

Grindr was great for me, but I like a female therapist. And so there were so few on there. You ever go on Snapper? Oh, no, I haven't been on Snapper. Yeah, it's for lesbians. Oh, okay. Snapper's great. Snapper's one of my favorite. It's called... Oh, it's real. Yeah. No, I actually did not know that that was real

No snapper is what I was making up because I was gonna say you could get you you can sign up for cunt of the day Oh, wow. Yeah, really Forward thinking on snap. They're not a sponsor not a sponsor, but if you want to get snapped go ahead and get that app absolutely snapper barely even No perfect. Um Okay, so let's get to some out and shout out David. Johansson. We love you. Yeah, we miss you

Also, you know what I want to say about David Johansson's death? Nobody had the balls to call him Buster Poindexter. That's how I knew him. That's how you knew him? I didn't even know the New York Dolls existed until I met Marcus Parks. The only person I knew was Buster Poindexter, and that was my David Bowie. But he wasn't listed as that in Scrooge. No, he never was. He should have been. Yes. I thought he was Buster Poindexter. And I I don't know why people why we've all decided to forget about

Buster poindexter now that he's dead and he's in hell, you know what he's saying hot hot hot I don't think he's in hell. No, it's probably in There's nothing. Yeah, there's fucking dirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know great guy Alright Pope's dead Jane Hackman's dead Casey Anthony's a bitch. Yeah, let's cover. I real quick Chicago has this fucking we just wanted to quickly touch upon what I think might be One I look this up one of the youngest serial killers ever yeah this is a they are now applying six homicides to this young man Antonio Reyes yes Antonio Reyes now this was in

Chicago he's been in jail for five years now and he tried to kill a cellmate when he was in jail Yeah, this guy is I'm gonna say I Rate yeah, and it is this is he came out there They think there's a five new charges are just been brought against him he was already in custody and they are just they are describing the murders as Serial murderers not that Angelo not that Reyes. He just pulled that up up. No not the soccer player not the famous soccer player And yeah, he did try to kill us it was a try to kill his roommate. I'm gonna call him a mate

All right fine. You're fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah his roommate. Yeah his roommate. Yeah, with roommates like these who needs cellmates Yeah, yeah shanks for the memories But uh Roommates like these who need cellmates. Yeah. Yeah shanks for the memories But he has so he's killed five other people he killed six people total But the thing is that's driving me crazy about this is these all seem like Passion not passion, but like in the heat of the moment kills I am going to say that now that I'm really diving into this He's a spree killer more than anything else than a serial killer. This takes us from March 2nd of 2020 to November 9th of 2020

Yes, he shot people He shot one group of people while trying to kill someone specifically He was trying to kill a 16 year old boy and then killed three other kids that were in the car with him No, he didn't kill the kids. The kids he's getting caught for it. He killed the 31 year old father and Then the the kids that were in the car were he's getting attempted murder for those. Okay, he just got him Yeah, he's tagged. Yeah, they're not they all live But he's still like a lot of the seems to be I am gonna say now that I'm looking this a lot of this might Be gang activity and some kind of other type of personal but he didn't rob these people

I don't think it could be past that you know I mean a lot of times. It's not a lot of direct attack random That's why it took so long to find the motherfucker see that'll be very very interesting And that is that's not good, and then you call it first-degree murder I feel like that's like a problem because I don't know if they are necessarily first-degree murders Yeah, I mean unless it is if they are I believe if he walks out and Purposely goes to shoot people in general. That's enough Okay to be considered first degree if he is that normally it's if you did not Basically, if you did not leave the house that day thinking you were gonna kill somebody it can be anything But first degree like if it happens on accident

I don't know if he did, I think he just had a gun on him and got in, he got an argument on road rage or some shit It sounds like though if they're saying it's first degree They think that maybe well yeah one victim was killed when he went to the gas station to buy a pop another victim was sitting In a parked car with a friend on Palm Sunday afternoon Another victim's only crime was taking his family to buy a new puppy. So these are... That's the guy who was killed in front of his kids. They were on their way to buy a new puppy. Did they get the puppy?

I hope they fucking better have. Honestly, I'd say you should... I'm sure there's a puppy. You're gonna have to get three puppies. I'm sure the one thing they fucking have is a puppy. I mean, you're gonna have to... Well, now it's a dog. Yeah.

It's probably neglected. Yep. It's very sad. Very, very sad. But it's just like, it sounds like he did Yep. That's very sad. Very, very sad. But it's just like, it sounds like he did just kind of randomly decide to shoot people, which- And it's the South side of Chicago and unfortunately there's a shit ton of murders there, especially in 2020. Oh yes.

And this is what, this is during COVID that he's doing all this and like the beginning of COVID. And so it's a harder for people to get caught and it takes this long to find. I wonder if we're going to find more people like this. Spree killers during COVID that we weren't able to catch because everyone's busy with fucking riots in the street and shit like that. And just like fucking dying in the hospital. It has been five years though.

So I actually don't know at this point how much that I just think that this is just crazy because it really is so deeply disconnected. Yeah. And so really is so deeply disconnected. Yeah. And so that is so hard. And you're right, it is extremely hard to prosecute these crimes. Yeah. It's very, very hard.

But they got the guy, the gun lined up with bullets from multiple victims and it is his gun so it seems like we can go ahead. I mean, he's going to stand trial, of course, and then we'll allegedly... But yeah, no, it is this fella here is in a heap of trouble for killing a bunch of people. I think he's more of a serial... Because I think a lot of times when the younger people in, you know, like South Side of Chicago

and places like that, it's usually gang activity. And this doesn't seem like it is. Or it's somebody that is taking advantage of the rampant gang activity in order to go and get some sick Tension off of himself shooting at people and then imagining it could all be swept under the rug as gang activity. Yeah, which Seems like what happened here. Yep, but yeah fucking nuts. Yeah, it is great. This is great. It's a crazy story It will be developing and then we have another story that is also developing. Here in Los Angeles, there is a gnome.

Oh, yes. Yeah, I'm not going to say in what area of town this is. But it is in the San Fernando Valley. The gnome was caught, I believe. It did appear upon my next door. one of my favorite apps in the world. I'm a citizen boy Citizen is getting less reliable Yeah, and they store lies on citizen and what's nice about next door is that you really? Really get to find out who thinks that every black person is a criminal

who thinks that every black person is a criminal. Because next door- Citizen has that. Oh yes it does, it does. Next door is a special place filled with the hermits of various neighborhoods of Los Angeles, and God I love them. And this man went on a posting spree saying that he believed he had evidence of a gnome

harassing him outside of his home. Yeah. And as you can see right here, clear as day, this person posted what could only be a picture of a gnome in a ring camera because nobody would wear such a tall, pointy hat. And have a weird little butt like this. Unlike it unless it's me.

But my hat was in the shop. It is a onesie. And I could not, I was in there when this picture was taken because it actually has the timestamps on it It is definitely a little person. It is a gnome Eddie. Yeah, it is absolutely and utterly a gnome And I don't think that you understand how important this is How it seems that the gnome has been caught? No, the gnome is caught. So the same person- What did the gnome do? Why are we catching it? Why aren't we just letting it be a gnome?

It was dinging and dashing. Dinging and dashing? Dinging and dashing. Oh, dinging and dashing? Yes, one of the worst crimes you can do in any suburb of San Fernando Valley. Hitting a doorbell and leaving? Yes.

That should be allowed. One of the scariest crimes a gnome can do. But now it seems that he has escalated according to this article posted by the same poster not two days later. As you can see, my God, finally it's been caught. On the 27th, a naked man assaulted a 63-year-old woman outside her home.

Do we know it's the same, how do we know it's the same? No It's posted by the same man Eddie, but yeah But it just no way to know that this is the no this man Declares that it must be the no the man who attacked the woman though was not dressed like a gnome. No Naked he was naked as the new dawn. I Think he was a crime next to their house no no I think that this guy he does like to post videos of the helicopters I have been following this man I don't want to even name him because then you'll find out where he lives I've been following him I actually specifically follow his account

because of his because of his posting this is also the man that posted the mysterious picture of the Apple that said that people were harassing him in our neighborhood Oh, and this man is scared. He's calling it on himself at this point. I at this point I want to harass him I think that I do too Eddie I Do too, but yes, he is connecting these two crimes. Okay, and I don't know if it is indeed real Okay, and I don't know if it is indeed Real but he does firmly believe in the gnome. How do we get Terry the gnome to give this guy a call? I think that Terry the gnome He'd know if it was Terry the gnome because he'd be naked. He would have been the naked

fucking a mailbox Just like Terry the gnome is supposed to be stealing lemons even though you got a sign that says leave my lemons alone. It's a scurvy. That's what he had to Terry the Gnome. He's just like, I like almost, I like edging my scurvy. I love Terry. Oh man, does Terry ever have a, get with old ladies or?

You know the best, the hardest part about a, let's say a mature, full-sized human is that a lot of times, you know me, I'm Terry, I give my all. If I'm fuckin', I'm fuckin' from the tip of my gnome feet to the very top of my gnome hat, right? I throw it all in. I am like a bucking liquid metal cobra

up against any woman's pubic muscle, right? I go right up against that bone Does it matter how big they are? No, no, but if I did if they're a little bit more mature I slide all the way in yeah, and then what I got to dig my way out like that guy and the whale Yeah, the guy in that video you guys Find the light Yeah, I mean like a plant so yeah, that's why normally I think that's why I stick to shit suits. Yeah That's the anal sex yeah, yeah, yeah, but Theo Do you know this guy is he part of the gnome community? It's a part of the gnome illegal alien. I'm gonna call no my ice on him

Is he part of the gnome community? It's a part of the gnome illegal alien. I'm gonna call no my ice on him That's what he needs. No, this is not this is according to the man that posted this Yeah This is not my picture But was an image sent to me by one of my neighbors on this app who lives in the community It was captured on their wing camera. If you have any information on who this is, please contact me I am building up a case to take to the LAPD. He is talking about being dinged and dashed by a gnome. And that he's building this case against this gnome.

And it is just like a picture of maybe a child running through the street with a gnome hat and a body suit. It could be, it could be Eddie. It really could be. Or this is the loneliest man in the world. Oh my God. And he is desperate for our outreach.

Yeah, well we should definitely reach out and at least come over and ring the doorbell. I wanna go, God I wanna just, we gotta get a hat. I'll find his address. Yeah, we gotta get this guy. I find out exactly where he lives. You can find this guy. That's the whole point of Nextdoor, is you can find the people that post these ridiculous things.

You should be putting your straight up. Just also, let's get a little lesson for everybody. People keep commenting on him, wondering what crime they're committing. In case of what to LAPD. They're all like, yeah, everybody, all the people are commenting as if it's real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a lot of comments. A lot of comments. He takes the time to respond to all of them. Oh, very much so. I love it. Chris Stubbe who says, looks like he thinks he's a Teletubby from the back. Be very careful.

This is the original poster. Chris, is this a joke? Look at my other posts. It's a man in a gnome costume. God, I love Next Door. He is so upset. I love it. God, it's just...

Do you feel safe in your neighborhood? Yeah, I'm the most dangerous person. I saw the same thing in Fresno four years ago, according to Tony Starks. Hi, Tony. This is interesting. Please explain. Is this a joke? That was his response.

LOL. No, this is not a joke Please see my other posts. This is a real issue in our community. I just ran the video God, I love this guy Maybe he's out there. So just check on your local known see if they're okay pussy. Okay, let's move on Now we have very do we have anything else we want to cover before I get to some letters Um, well there is the the the guy who blew up the the people's house that he went to the wedding of I mean It's just kind of funny because it really is just that story. It's like that because I was looking into it There's no connection between that like he went a couple got married

I think you can assume he was in love with the bride It seemed like that guy left in the middle of the ceremony. Yeah with jugs and jugs of gasoline Filled the house something married him with housemate and then blew up the house with himself inside of it Yeah, I think he died on accident though. I don't think it was a suicide Yeah, I feel like it was it was maybe his first time blowing something up. Yeah, it was his first But yeah, and so it didn't work out. But yeah, Tom Davis and Eleni Vredos were getting married when their residence exploded, killing Anthony of Elia Puebla inside as well.

Yes, the wedding guests who disappeared halfway through the festivities had snuck out to the happy couple's Illinois home and blow it up! Ha ha ha! Right in the middle of the wedding. Hey man, I mean that's how you know they're out of the house. Yeah, no, this is not a murder. This is definitely just very upset with the people getting married,

even though he was invited. See, that's the thing is that he was, so things were good enough to invite him or they felt weird about, maybe they thought he was so out-of-pocket We got to invite him. Yeah Yeah, no, but um, you know, he blew up these people's house. I'm Phil but also in Chicago busy week for Chicago But yeah, go fund me is set up for the couple who lost their house and six cats. Oh, that's sad cats

Make the cat is the cats are sad. He blew up all the cats. There's no reason for that. You know, there's just so many other ways to get revenge. Oh, wow. The GoFundMe already raised $62,000. You know what's a really good way to get revenge, fellas? If you got problems like that, you got to seduce one of the bridesmaids. You think so? Oh, yeah. I say go for the groom's mom. Oh, fuck, if you fuck the groom's mother. Yeah, because she's definitely, especially if she. Oh fuck if you fuck yeah grooms mother

She's definitely especially if she's you know a widow or something Has anybody ever had that side story so p o t l gmail.com is anybody had their mom get fucked by somebody at a wedding? At their own wedding. Yeah, yeah, let us know. I feel like that's a good story to pass around nothing would make me happier Yeah, I've never heard anything like that. I mean I would I mean I've seen documentaries. I've seen videos Yeah, yeah, and not at the wedding at the hotel room later on after the wedding or at the wedding I don't think you know if it happens at the wedding, maybe you keep that a secret honestly How crazy fun would that be? Yeah think about this like I know that your beloved The mashed potato bar. Can I ask you honestly? How would you feel if?

Your good friend. Mr. Pastrami? if he Went well you love mr. Pastrami well I think we need to pick someone else because we we've been friends with my family since six years old But that's how he said that's how he said the bond okay, so it's a little too close We need someone like Travis Travis Irvine Travis Irvine I feel like is a good is a good one

And he's probably most likely I think of anybody on the staff or anybody I've ever known He's the one most likely to have sex with an older elderly woman at a wedding. Yeah That's a member of a family. He he's not a prostitute sex for like I Don't know donuts donuts. Yeah dinner. These are professional producer and an editor, but he will have sex for like, I don't know. Donuts. Donuts, yeah, dinner. He's a professional producer and an editor, so he does very well. Yeah, he doesn't need your money.

No, no, but he wants your sex. But Travis Irvine, I think, like how would you feel like if your mom was still alive and you love your mother and your mom got tipsy at the wedding. Yeah. And Travis hooked up with her. I mean, as long as he's nice to her. You'd be fine with it. I think so, actually, oddly enough. I mean, as long as he's not leading her on and she doesn't fall in love and he breaks her heart,

that would piss me off. Why does that make me, I feel like it's weird of the idea that if they attempted to date, that's so much worse than just banging it out I say oh if as long as mom's on the board for banging it out I think that's fine, but you know you can't like bang her out and then she get too attached. Oh Yeah, cuz then you're seeing him at Thanksgiving Christmas what happened to my mom and but I'm down to see him at Thanksgiving and Christmas

But then that's a whole nother thing you have to be a good person and a good father to me. That's the thing, is that that was like, like I was saying it about Marcus' mom in a way, you know, like about how she's so friendly and she's so sweet, and it's like, it just gets to a point where it's like, you know, like it would be kind of fun to be like Marcus' dad.

You know, it'd be kind of fun to get in there and to show up, and be like, as your father, I feel like, and I just like to just see the reaction. Yeah, you know, just cuz it's fun to do. Mm-hmm You know, but I think somebody has a single mom My mom Rob, my mom's almost Almost single but no, no, my dad's alive. Yeah, technically she refuses to flirt. She has many options I mean, but this is a good idea though. Travis is obviously We've is the I love Travis and we tend we do pay Travis, but someone need more money. Yeah

A little more well, I need We love Emily. Emily, you're wonderful. Sure. Emily Gordon is wonderful. Whatever, Emily. Get out of there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kumail. Yeah. Please? I have your email address.

I'm going to do it this way. I'm going to reveal to the world your phone number and email address unless I'm holding your personal information hostage. Yeah. You look great. So attractive. And I mean this right now. Also, just a good man. Send this to somebody to send this to him send this to him

If you don't have sex with my mom, please come out and and join my family You have your you ever take at least a couple years. Yes. Yeah till we're ready for you. I'm gonna Gonna dox you. Yeah, so I need you to I need you to be with my mother I think that you if you don't sleep with Henry's mother we are gonna release your personal information unfortunately Unfortunately, and I don't want it to be like this you're Forcing me to do this Camel your lack of

Responsibility you should not have gotten so in shape you are forcing me you are forcing my hand Yes, and Henry's mother eternal That was a movie he was in. Oh sure the eternals it was one I Got through about I got through about a solid 15 minutes of it and I was happy that he is doing well. Yeah I'm extremely happy that- It's not bad.

It's not bad. It sucks, Rob. It fucking sucks. But he's a good- And if you fuck Henry's mom, Henry will finish watching the movie. I promise you. He promises to finish.

I promise you. I will, Kumail, you're my friend. And when you finish, he finishes. And guess what? I'll even do you he finishes. I and guess what? I'll leave it. Do you one better? I'll throw a letterbox review for Stuber on there as well If you could do that, please Because my mom won't know what hit her Thank you everybody thank you guys for helping with helping you with this. God look at his arms.

No he's doing great. God. He's fare you very well. I technically should just text him. We should get him in here. I'd love to, of course. I'd love to. He's doing the rounds. Probably not anymore.

Oh whatever! Oh whatever! He should be so lucky to fuck my mother. Alright she's good at making food. Fucking cut some of this fucking YouTube do good-looking All right, all right clip and tag him and see what he said. Yeah, let's see what it does. No, let's go back Let's get some letters sadly right before I saw this I saw a headline that says 10 year old boy crushed to death by 340 pound foster mom after she sat in him for just

Mischief behaving, but we're just gonna move on. Yeah Now let's go to happens every day. It does I mean Wendy just knows to get out of the way. She really does What's wrong No a lot of things Lot of things all right Wendy not getting crushed by you when I think about how I blame the boy. You know what I mean? That's what I just did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Now I got a couple of great listener emails about Mormonism. I was saying before I was gonna save it.

I wasn't gonna save it, but I might actually save it just because I did find out within the confines of marriage blowjobs are okay. They're just not that technically prevalent okay but they do they say you can do whatever you want you want within a Mormon marriage okay you also can't like you do can you can legally get divorced but your spirits forever bound so you just get to see your ex doesn't even matter no when you die worse oh yeah of course it's all much worse you die your your soul is already bonded to your husband and you end up on the planet that he inherits and becomes god of. And so that's why every single time I've received, I've received so many emails as we're covering Chad Daybell and Lori Vallow about like,

you're painting Mormonism in broad strokes and blah, blah, blah. But I'm going to have, you know, even you normal Mormons are weird. See, that's the thing. these Mormons man If they were Catholic they could be like the Pope and have their lungs filled with calm guys It's got all the fucking shit to do they got all the fucking same garbage that you guys have and it's a thousand years older And people don't think you're a weird pervert when you tell them you got fucking then you're in it All right, unless you're in charge of it It seems like there's different everybody's like a different type of Mormon. There's many Yeah stripes of Mormon and they're different each ward wards are different households are different

Everybody plays fast and loose kind of with the rules But technically if you call yourself a capital M Mormon no matter what you personally believe You're on the same bus as the rest of them. Just remember that. You can't, as much as you wanna be like, we're better than the others, no ye ain't. No, no, I mean, all religion is silly. They're all wrong.

They're all fake. Even atheists, I can't stand. Hate everything. As an atheist, I don't like atheists. Yes, hate all of it. They're so annoying. Everybody can go fuck themselves! Yep. I'm just in a mood. Yes hate all of it. So annoying everybody can go fuck Themselves. Yep. I'm just in a mood today. Yeah, you are

All right, let's get these This actually I like what I'm accidentally right, of course. Yeah, why did you say? Well, how are you accidentally right about twisting the radio dials? I've been an ICU nurse for in Florida for almost a decade So I've seen some shit. But Henry discussing how to revive a woman by twisting the nips is actually not totally out there. Whoa! Some patients like to fake seizures to receive medication for funsies.

This can terrify new nurses witnessing these seizures as the patients usually go full-fledged, movie-dramatic with them. How long can you fake a seizure for? It's gonna be tiring. How long do you... how long are you willing to go to get your Ativan? You know what I mean? Like the... Just phenobarbital, baby. They just flop around, man. They want it, right? Now, after some years of experience with this,

you start to learn tricks to be sure they're having a genuine seizure. Most commonly, we lift their arm over their face and let go. If you're with it, you won't let your arm smack yourself in the face. We can tickle your eyelashes and see if you grimace or pull back. Okay. Really anything that takes effort that you can't control

during a real seizure. So they poke him in the eye to see if they fucking react? Come on, you actually do that to a guy where they're like, oh, I guess he is really having a seizure. Ow, ow, ow, ow! I guess he is really having a seizure. Ow, ow, ow! I guess they won't remember. No.

I've witnessed on more than one occasion some old school nurses who are clearly tired of the bullshit to the good old radio dial twist, though. There's nothing quite like watching someone faking a seizure absolutely lose their mind after an old woman just straight up yanks the hell out of their nipple. While it's not exactly moral or ethically the right option, I will say it works. And I'll say when it comes to fucking emergency medicine, a W is a W. All right. And it says, according to, again, this is Google AI. Google AI, so we don't know if this is real or not.

It says a nurse is not allowed to twist her nipples under any circumstances. Hey, my health insurance is going to whatever the fuck it is. I want it Yeah, if I'm coming out of here with a hundred fifty dollar fuck hundred fifty thousand dollar fucking bill You better play with my goddamn nipples. Yeah, you better make me come to You don't have to make them come it takes too long. At least then I'll feel like I'm in church. Amen Coming coming coming coming coming coming coming. I got a letter this week. Whoa. Old dogs.

A, B, C, D. I said A letter. E. I know Ed's struggle. It's all too real. We're biased as a family and have a wonderful dog come into our lives that just won't pass away. Just will not die.

It's like the pope. We were friends with a family who had four border colleagues and sadly had to move across the country and decided to drive. It was fine for three of the youngest dogs, but at the stage of Skye, who was 16 at the time, coming to the end of their life, the family was unsure what to do.

We offered to take in Skye as part of our family because hell, she can't have that much left of a mortal coil Could she well she was brought over the family gave us a bag of dog food and said donate the rest when sky passed five years Later, she's still with us by a beer yeah Sky is the best dog a guy would want she's loyal beautiful and kind There is a point we had to poke her every other day to make sure she's still with us. She was a soul

In a waking undead corpse miss her every day, but don't miss the zombie breath Love old dogs, I don't think I ever want to have a puppy I think I don't want to ever have a puppy or Natalie and I have talked about this and what we want to do honestly Switch back and forth. Okay, the next dog we get Is gonna be a puppy. Yeah, and the one after that will be on older rescue. I like to rent a puppy Why just so you could play with it for a little bit and then give it back. It's foster. Yeah, you could foster it.

It's a great idea. Yeah, you just don't pay. And then I can call it and it sounds like I'm doing something good. If anybody lets you rent a dog, don't do that. I would rather pay them for the dog and rent it than me have to like really care about it. So you want it to treat it like a prostitute? Like it's a sex worker? So that's the idea. So it's a transactional relationship between you and the puppy. Because you remember everyday

love that you don't pay the puppy to show up you pay the puppy to leave. You're gonna live your life knowing yeah I could get puppies if I wanted to, but if I pay them, honestly, it's just a little bit easier for me. And me and my pup-titude, we laugh ourselves to sleep each night because I know in the morning, shit'll be gone. Yeah, that's right. Yep. And you'll be sitting there getting watched by the ghosts of Norbert.

Man, Norbert's a fucking ghost, dude dude. They just keep bringing up his fucking corpse. Well, of course. He's a star He's dead. We talked about Gene Hackman today. He's dead Yeah, I'm gonna go what you watched you watched his movie. I did you know, but doesn't have a movie if you put all of the fucking Instagram reels together, but it's an hour and a half, but I would enjoy if Norbert did play a racist police officer. I Do think that that would be incredible? So check us out of patreon.com Patron.com Slash last podcast on the left you can pay to watch us yell. It's easy to do. Yes. All it takes is money. Also Side Stories is available on video on YouTube about two or three days after we release

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Nope, we are, we are ready to celebrate. He is the hero of Alabama. Yes. He is the Nazi scientist. Werner von Braun. We made him American. We're going to his center, and we are performing there for the ghost of Werner.

And we're gonna be there on March 16th, that's verner and we're gonna be there on march 16th That's a sunday. We're gonna be there And I mean you're gonna want to come out for this because I have no idea what we're gonna do We are going to have so much fun And we're probably gonna have enough people that we could hang out and shit afterwards So come out to see huntsville We're gonna have a fucking blast and you can get those tickets on last podcast on the left.com Also more side story shows are coming down the pipe.

We're going to announce a couple more eventually, but we'd have two in Florida in May. Make sure you come out to those. We got Daniel Beach on May 7th in Orlando, Florida on May 8th. I can't wait that Daniel Beach show is going to be amazing. It's going to be fun. All my school friends are coming there. Literally went to high school. It's going to be such a funny time. Yeah. It's going gonna be amazing. It's gonna be fun. All my school friends are coming there. Yeah, like literally I went to high school It's gonna be such a funny time It's gonna be hilarious people are gonna be making fun of me from the fucking audience because they all know me personally

Make sure you come and check that out. It's gonna be Amazing and then of course we're gonna be a contact to the desert this year from May 29th to June 2nd Not sure what they are performing, but go for the whole time. You look like an amazing time We are definitely at least doing it. We're doing two days of stuff. Yeah, so we will be there throughout the entire weekend So please just come check it out and we will have more specific information over the next month And of course the wonderful crime wave Oh crime wave at C calm We're all gonna be stuck on a boat together. Thank you. Yeah, come and watch us all be stuck on a boat together. Thank you. Yeah come and watch us all be stuck on a boat together We're gonna have a lot of laughter. Oh my god, and I imagine

Some dead white women. Oh at least which is what we honestly we all traffic on They told me that there's a morgue on the boat and we are gonna go they're gonna let me there They do a show there. They said I could do an autopsy Yeah, so I hope one of you die is one of you die on the boat Henry and I get to cut you if you're a patreon subscriber Yes. Yes. So if you go to patreon.com slash last podcasts on the left You too can have your organs played with by Henry Zabrowski. I Don't play with them. I take it very seriously works with them. Yeah. Yeah. I take the blood Well, hell Satan everyone everyone. Hail Gene Hackman again.

See you in hell, Pope! Ha ha! Ha ha!