Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Cheese Demon

Episode Date: December 31, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Anthony Warner and the Nashville explosion, an OBGYN inseminates a lot of unsuspecting women, an irate customer claims she is being haunted by a cheesemonger, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side stories You want to start the show let's start this show I'm fine with starting a show we have to start the show my friend This is our final show of 2020 and we better make a freaking good because you know what Henry the audience They have a very high standard for us. I know you better live up to it It is a gold standard much like Tom Cruise holds his Crew at much that you hold all of the people that have you heard about this whole thing with Tom Cruise fucking fish? This is page seven material, but Tom Cruise according the blind items

I'm talking about from page seven Tom Cruise has been buying whole fish from various fisheries And I'm not gonna it's not a haberdashery. That's a hat store. You would have to go you go to a fish place Let's see a gander mountain that has a gander mountain that has fish sure he has been apparently and this is true Been buying whole fish Disappearing into bathrooms with it full security detail. This is not a fucking bit It sounds like a bit he goes in leaves the fish and one like he goes in the bathroom comes back out with no Fish and then people have been going in and finding the fish wait all fucked up with a mysterious white Substance in the side of the fish. All right. Well until

Proven guilty of having sex with fish in bathrooms Tom Cruise is still innocent in my heart when it comes to only that I think the gold standard is a person that comes inside of the belly of a dead drought Oh my god, that's what he means by the gold standard. I think that's possible. What's up everyone? Welcome to side stories the gold standard of podcasting. I am Ben hanging out with Henry Hope you all had a wonderful holiday. This is the sea org of podcast. This is definitely something That smells like fish Belongs underwater. I don't it's highly mysterious. There's at least I know you hold on a second don't know if he's fucking the fish

But one person said they found a mangled would seem to be Post-fucked fish. How would you even have sex with the fish mouth? Well, you could have opened its belly and you fuck its guts. I Don't why would be creative? Why would Tom Cruise? I believe Tom Cruise would be creative But why would he do that? He's a man who lives in a world of sci-fi Perhaps this is him getting sick of looking at robots and machines Maybe he wants to get back to nature and if it takes you having sex with a fish in a bathroom Now I have to say okay. I don't think that is getting back to nature technically pets

That's raping nature. Well, it is doing something that I don't recommend doing A couple theories number one is he this is this is a lie sure whatever if you're boring. Yeah, it's a lie to him he is having sex with the fish Maybe it's some form of inner protest. I honestly weirdly think number three is the actual option I think it might be some form of long form Exercise that he's supposed to be doing for Scientology to show self mastery that there's something Inside of his mind That's like if I can get it up and fuck this animal that with the tiny little sharp teeth

Digging into the end of my shaft sure still come. I am the gold standard. Well speaking of gold standards Anthony Warner he detonated a bomb outside in Nashville A gold standard of committing Suicide Anthony Warner, this is the biggest story from the week of course a lot of people This was Christmas day a lot of people heard about this story Perhaps the day after Christmas look at the facts. I believe it was on Christmas. Mr. Sobrowski, though, I did I was fucking in a haze that I'm sure that you were as opposed to every other day So this man detonated a bomb, but there is so much more to this. It was a suicide

Thankfully, he was the only one that died obviously that is said in its own right, but he caused the damage So I suppose he got what he wanted several people injured. It's very strange. This it is being it is Flourishing in the conspiracy world because that's where this man. This is that's where this man resided didn't he? Yes, and it is there's a couple of good conspiracy theories that I liked one was this guy So Anthony Warner just so you know he set off I think the whole world knows it's this it's this massive bomb massive suicide bomb that he did in any other country would be called Terrorism, but he went he blew up Well, I don't think it was terrorism because the bomb was in an RV and when you think about ice cream family

It was vacationing. That's right It was it wasn't like the guy the only reason it was terrorism in Times Square. It was like a Subaru Okay, absolutely. It's an outdoor car. Obviously. Why is it in the city? This is if this really was a vacation that Subaru would be in Vermont and be driven by Marcus Parks Exactly. So this is an RV doing something that most RVs don't do later. No RV is loiter Yeah, but they comfort this one exploded for it, but maybe it was his comfort It was you know probably was when it was explained it was in very early morning when it was like 6 30 in the morning It it was empty empty street

He sat inside of an RV that was filled with explosives that played a warning that said Hey, the that basically on a some kind of broadcast system Yeah in 15 minutes a bomb is going to explode in a woman's voice then he played That which is now becoming a thing he played but two of the clerks downtown this got this bomb was placed in downtown Nashville It would be played downtown It was specifically outside of the AT&T building which is where the conspiracy theories come came in with 5g and those things and then it blew Up now when it blew up it disrupted it disrupted cell phone service for like several hours Well, that's why initially

Obviously the casualty rate was never going to be high everyone's I everyone's I knew that right away, which I think is actually very good for him. Thank you for doing that That's very nice. It's interesting. You want to take people with him because you know what? I've said this before and I just Suicide bombers are a pet peeve of mine. Hmm. You're sad. Don't bring me sad. Don't get me involved with your war You do it. All right. I have fucking my feet are too short for me to be in the army I was never supposed to have the war brought to me. No, okay Okay, I prefer to be on my TV where I can vote on it with my cell phone my favorite wars

But the this guy he tried to not kill people in a in a way Obviously, some people could could have been killed because he's always more dangerous to blow up a bomb than not There's a couple of weird things that have come up number one was at his girlfriend He had a girlfriend. He was a loner considered a loner right out They lived on a trailer park he had a girlfriend that called the police about a year ago and said that I believe that my Boyfriend is building a bomb in an RV in our backyard. They stay together Which is incredible about working it out about letting you have to let your partner have their space Well, it's also what they do it may have been a better maybe a peak time in their relationship

He had a hobby. She was always like I have a hobby now all you do is write you manifesto all day. Why don't you eat my purse? Well, now I'm gonna go tinker on this bomb Loaf absolutely, so and also again downtown Nashville pretty condensed area. We've been there many times miss it Frickin Nashville, please God. There were some rumors that it's becoming Silicon Valley of the South. Don't do it Don't let it do it next must stop these tech people before if you see three people in khakis. Don't do this Oh, no, you're inspiring more Anthony Warner. Oh, that's not good. I do think that this is a this is an anti-technology Thing he does not he was no writing left behind. There was no neccess there was no

actual Straight motive. They said that he was obsessed with reptilians. Yes, and he wrote diary saying that he was trying to hunt reptilians Oh, who's not? I don't know everyone a man who's not in an active war against the reptilians I firmly believe if anyone sees a reptilian the first thing they do is I've been planning for this There are two sides in the war with the reptilians Yeah, you better find yourself on the right side because they are just all they do is spiritually fucking gape us Well, absolutely, and don't forget about the power of the psychic vampire obviously Anthony Q. Warner Quinn is his middle name interestingly enough He was 63 years old

He obviously had his soul sucked from him and nothing but sadness remained speaking of Petula Clark Clark However, of course her hit song downtown She's also a victim in all of this So I'm just so happy that she addressed this on her Facebook. Oh, she denounced the bombing. She did this is what Wow, it's more than the president He's got a lot of stuff on his plate there mostly Burger King, so Clark. She's She's 88 years old so she took to Facebook that's what they do She says I feel the need to express my shock and disbelief at the Christmas Day explosion in our beloved music city

I love Nashville and its people why this violent act leaving behind such devastation The British singer continued a few hours later. I was told that the music in the background of that strange announcement Was me singing downtown of all the thousands of songs. It's very sad this one It's very sad. It sounds like she was downtown It sounds like she was more upset that he recognized she was a one-hand wonder I Mentioned how she has thousands of other songs. I don't think that she was upset that he played her music I think she was upset that he played a hit honestly, and you can find her music on Spotify. Absolutely

And that's that's to me the most important message to take from all of us and Anthony Warner. He'd held several IT jobs It seemed according to the USA today He had extensive experience with electronics and alarm systems And now with the where the conspiracy theories come in is this idea that the police didn't accurately investigate this claim that he had Explosives right that they came apparently the police came to his house look saw the RV She was talking about because the door was closed and he refused them entry and then they didn't have a Warrant to go and search and he said no you can't come in and they couldn't figure it

I guess I guess so and so they just laughed and he continued to build his bomb so a lot of people point to the fact They're like that means he's a contract killer for the CA that he is a part of this and that we have is the Listen to me listen. No, I'm listening. I'm looking at a picture in forces This comes from conspiracy the conspiracy world the CIA and the FBI have joined forces They're using this guy to their the some reason they want to destroy 5g the 5g They're trying to fight they wanted 5g they don't want 5g cuz 5g it 5g is killing our cum It's making our cum dad. It's gonna lower the population our cum dad Absolutely and then secret signals can be hidden inside the fifth G

So we got a bunch of goth come inside of us and this is what the CIA and the FBI doesn't want Hey, how much shit they will be able to hide in the 6th G If we get up to 6th listen to the sound and the pitch of my voice if we get up to 6th G I can't even I can't even the five seven minute apps. I cannot even imagine that That's very good. So but you know what I actually like is that for some reason the conspiracy theories around this like Made me feel heartened for conspiracy theories in the future cuz I was like there we go now We got our fucking thinking caps on here. We're looking at who benefits There's in the other conspiracy theories that this was all directed by AT&T themselves to create more

Cheap real estate because they said that the building that he tried to blow up was Oceanside And it was this nice little it was or whatever on the river side that's possible and that they were using this as a way to get Cheap real estate as we're saying like that's a real conspiracy theory as we're seeing with AT&T Steamroll our country right now Taking over multiple businesses just really being the old Kirby of economics sucking up everything in its path Perhaps AT&T does want that real estate just going back here to this song Because I just you know we have to look at the lyrics to really understand what was going on in this man's mind Yes, I mean it's the only thing we have left that we don't have any journals

We is going the girlfriend left them a long time ago. She was unhappy with the bomb make But then the his neighbor also I love the the quote from his neighbor because they went asked his the people next door. Oh, you know What did you see? What do you think's going on? The name the neighbor didn't exactly hear something and say something He didn't he apparently asked his loner neighbor who's never worked outside of his home You know, he's just how old these weird little side jobs. He doesn't leave Nothing really leaves. You of course. I love a lot of a wasp nest you call a guy like that you need to have the jack of all Trades who's willing to get stung be like, hey, yeah

Pissing the pool. You know what guy never you never realize when you if you need Molasses or bullets you got to have yourself a loner. Absolutely. You need the guy who just does everything kind of Alright, yeah, it's cool. He made it, but they asked him who's never done anything They asked was like, oh, so what's your plan there Anthony for the for 2021? What do you do when you're doing for Christmas? And he's just like I tell you what I'm gonna have a good old Christmas Yeah, I'm gonna be so famous. No one in Nashville will ever forget me and instead of him being like what he went That's great. See you soon. That's great. Well, perhaps the man was opening up a new play right now And he was going and will you never know when something big is gonna hit

I watch Shark Tank all the time and even products as simple as a sponge can make you millions obviously if you want to Destroy more real estate. There's nothing bombs harder than a happening in the middle of downtown Nashville That's a theater joke. So the man is driving in his RV. His hair looks like A bit Nick Nolte-esque after the DUI. Oh, how dare you it's way more combed. Well in that picture. Look how combed that is It's definitely not combed anymore. And now keep in mind. He's blaring downtown By Petula Clark, which is without a doubt the most amount of exposure This song has had within the past 40 years and just to give you a sense of the lyrics here The opening lyric is when you're alone and life is making you lonely. You can always go downtown

Yes, dot dot dot blow up the AT&T. I wish that Petula would be honest about what that lyric meant because she said it was allegorical She did and I don't think that it is because it sounds like it's directions to loners of what they should do in downtown Nashville Well, that's the problem. She says millions of people all over the world have been uplifted But then she's right, but then she also wrote perhaps you can read something else into these words Depending on your state of mind. Oh fuck is Petula Clark cute? Holy shit, it's Petula Clark leading the militia against the infrastructure of our tech giants I don't know buddy. I'm just saying there is something strange going on in the neighborhood Hyper specific lyrics written from a song 45 years ago. Oh, that song. Oh my god. It was the late 60s

It's all it's older than that. So yes, Anthony Warner probably should have been On the watch list a little bit early. I mean, what can you do? So this is according to the police the police statement said regarding when they looked at the RV or didn't really get a chance to Look at it too much But I guess they just said like everything's fine. They say they saw no evidence of a crime and had no authority to enter his home or Fenced property, but isn't that weird how they seem to do that all the other times? Oh, yeah, you see the barge in and like, you know, like Breonna Taylor or like all the people that lost her life senselessly But not in this he was just allowed to just build a whole bomb inside of an RV

Yeah, it just seems like there might be a lot to unpack there But this dude he did have a lawyer and you know what his lawyer's name was hmm Raymond Throck Morton He said that he would have definitely called the police if his client told him he was building a bomb in an RV absolutely So Throck Morton he went on to say this regarding what happened Throck Morton told the newspaper He represented Warner in a civil case several years ago and that Warner was no longer his client in August 2019 And this is what he had to say. He says somebody somewhere dropped the ball

Wow, thank God we admit this is just what a fucking cracker jack system we got going on over here Somebody ah we dropped the ball. It's like there's an explosion downtown Nashville Who dropped the ball? You know the big thing with the explosions You really got to make sure you got to dot your eyes and you got to cross your teas. Yeah Well, and but the FBI they had no record of this dude Apparently they reported back they checked all the checked all the records checked all the holdings not and the FBI had nothing Absolutely fucking nothing. No one saw it coming. Although Warner was arrested in 1978 on a marijuana related charge Yeah, this man. Who knows what led to what but I think he was still stoned from that great

I stick 1970s. All right. Well, we'll keep you updated. But yeah, the conspiracy theories I'll run up run a muck on that story. But again People of Linton Nashville. We love you and we're kind of having a bit of a laugh. Aren't we sometimes? Oh, we always have an alias because no one was hurt other than the person who It was a mass terrorism event we'd find other ways to make fun of it Yeah, this is a the other thing that I think is really interesting is the jetpack man was finally caught on Fucking camera another jetpack man off the SoCal coast. This is that we I it might be the same guy

But this guy is in a fucking it is it's like a sci-fi movie They don't know how he's in a jetpack that works so well This according to the ABC 7 Los Angeles another sighting has been reported of a jetpack flying over the Los Angeles area a recurring mystery reported by pilots that until now had not been captured on video an Instructor with a local flight school captured footage of what appears to be the elusive Jetpack man flying off the coast of Palos Verdes and an altitude of about 3,000 feet may just ask how many jetpacks are sold in America every year if it's more than 20 you got to look at who has one I

Where's your jetpack and then be like oh this one's hot it seems like it's been used are you jetpack man? He might have made his own he might have made it because they're saying it is Working at a level that most jetpacks do not work. What is actually higher powered Which actually makes it potentially more dangerous because essentially you're sitting It's like the joke with fucking Ray stance talking about how like oh, yeah I always feel super comfortable with 20,000 megaton Proton accelerator on my back, which is like you literally have this engine filled with fuel to strap to you You know who feels like an idiot who that guy who made that bomb to go or the guy who the guy who made that?

Rocket rather to go see if the earth was flat. Oh, yeah Yeah, you know it was stupid. Yeah, it was a stupid person This is a person that is very it seems to be very bright and the fact that you do it But it's very dangerous what they're doing because they're buzzing airplanes as they're fucking He's just gonna get sucked into one of these damn things and then everything's gonna fall apart Keep it going jetpack man. Honestly. I don't know if you should say keep it going at some point Doesn't he go like speaking of keeping it going? Where's it going? I'll be down up and down. That's all he does. Yeah, man. It's all about the trip. You know at this point. I'm gonna say this jetpack

I'm earning Adopt a child. You're in season three. You got to do something at this point. You're just it's the same thing He is if you make a circle for me, right? Right in the air with it with a smoke thing sure if he gets us jetpack son We're gonna see two jetpack people up there. Don't be great Then he's growing that shows growth and then there's a difference between plot and story You get you get the whole family up there, and then you have the most bizarre version yet of the joke the aristocrats Up in space but jetpack man, I guess he is I think it's safe to say this

He is the clown what the clown was to what was it 2016 2016 the jetpack man is to 2020 Well, we have a lot of friends. There's a lot. There's a lot of weird humanoid He's just a human who has a jetpack. I would place him in human I we haven't seen when it looks like underneath the helmet would not be fucking rad dude. What if we know him? Oh He'd be so cool if it's like Kenny Chesney Fucking sweet, dude. Oh shit. That's where you've been, dude Yeah, I love the chest. You know what's also interesting. Did you read about how? Marco Rubio who I hate is a very interesting. He slipped something into the new bill the new defense bill

Oh, he created. This is completely true. There's an now when they signed it. There's an 180 day Time like a timer has started for now The it has been signed into law that the Pentagon has to issue a report in a hundred and eighty days on Every single thing they know about UFOs. Let's see if they do it It's fucking wild the hand of Marco Rubio has With this because it's anything but whatever he has to deal with his fucking life, you know, it's I you know I love the raging bullshit that's going on. I love UFO research, but you know, I'm also a big You know, I like my politics abling and stop it

We got a lot of stuff going on with the row-eds and with jabs There's a lot going on a lot of things maybe Marco Rubio could just focus a little bit on On you know, the things that You leave the UFO news to those of us whose Wastes are different than when they sit down than when they stand up. Absolutely. I think that's really important because the fact that I turn I become an XL when I sit down It's the reason why I'm a ufologist. Well an extra large lovable lump Henry's a gross. I just sit big I know you do baby

I'm saying baby you are you haven't seen baby because you called Travis, baby and he got a little weird It just sounds like you just got it's only you just got good slip and $20 bail into his underwear I was like shuffling to the bathroom for a quick horse bath. I was doing some sports betting. Thank you packers I won some money and maybe that's what maybe that's what's happening to me Oh, you won you won game on the on the you One game on the boys that play the game LeBron James is my age today. I found that out today, which is that he's 30 fucking six Yeah, isn't that something he is things are different life is different for us Well, let me be tell you let me tell you something about LeBron James 16 years old cover sports illustrated

I couldn't have handled it and I think he deserves a little bit of freaking respect I couldn't respect him more and I can't wait for art when we do our shoe together It's a shoe for sitting. It's a high-impact shoe for podcasting I actually think it's really really important because you want it to look good you want to feel good You want to feel supported high-high support? Oh, yeah, that bounce and you just also because sometimes the sweat pools in your feet when you've been sitting for hours Yeah, so you want to have coming maybe a little bit of an exhaust so every time you stand up There's just small puddle that looks like you urinated yourself

All right, Henry, do you I know that you take care of your vagina You could see through my mouth There look you know, it's weird about my vagina is it all this chocolate comes out of it. Yeah, well, that's called your butthole However, that's not Uncle said I wasn't molested. I don't know why it's not even funny. Some people get yeah, some people get fucked on the ass All the time by family. Absolutely. We've seen the videos on that hub website Well, yeah, it's been my new exercise. I've been getting stuck into my stove and then my stepfather comes over it He originally gives me a talking to well. God knows sometimes you're the turkey and sometimes you're the baster

104 year olds He was a he was a he was a man who worked on vaginas. I'm getting a knob. It's an OBG. Well, OBGYN No, really sounds like I if it's like a fun vaginas scented troll. Can I just say this and I don't know I If it's just 104 years old Okay, so long story short. He used disperved to father hundreds of children, which is absolutely disgusting donation He called the donation, but can I just say this over it's just a theme and I don't want to be sexist But no man should be an OBGYN. What do we know? I will say what do we know about a vagina? I like I like my all of my doctors to be women. I like of my I want my normal

Also be an issue that could be problematic as well But yes the idea of like having a guy be like alright, let's pop open the hood and see what's going on here Like that kind of shit where I can't I don't know I feel that many women do appreciate having a female OBGYN versus a man because sometimes it's nice to have a you know Because you have a gentle fatherly OBGYN with a promise that come like this guy Dr. Philip Peevin is his name again a hundred and four years old. He's retired I'm certain it's Pevin, but I'm much rather. He's Peevin because of this. Yes Peevin repeatedly also revealed So this word he's retired. So he's out of the game. He's a retired doctor out of Michigan and he allegedly confessed

He did confess to using his sperm to fathering hundreds of children by using his sperm to impregnate his patients Sometimes without their knowledge. Well, that is absolutely freaking horrifying He reportedly also revealed that he was among a group of physicians who used There and other doctors sperm to impregnate their patients without their consent. Well, this is frickin disgust This is literally Epstein superior classes believe they can manipulate the lower classes by Mixing sperm that's what Epstein wanted to do Epstein wanted to father Thousands and thousands of children with his cum because he thought that he could create a Super generation well to be fair his cum would be the only thing he could use to do that

But this was all in the 1950s and so don't forget we were like beyond a row We're not we're not in row v. Wade territory at this point. So basically we have forced pregnancies On these women you cannot this is really horrific. So Jamie Hall. She is now 61 years old She's been kind of wondering who her dad is her parents died a long time ago And she's the one who sort of brought this case to light apparently they had difficult conceiving They difficulty conceiving and then she got Married and then Hall's parents had no clue the long-time doctor used his own sperm to impregnate her mother How would you know?

um P even a purportedly worked as a doctor and I guess this started like this happened um Because she used ancestry calm and 23 me last year and discovered that she was half Ashkenazi Jew Before then she thought she was Scottish um Hall reportedly then stumbled upon the last name Peevin She recalled that her mother's OBGYN's last name was Peevin and confirmed his name was on her birth certificate as he delivered her Decades earlier Hall then recounted telling her husband. I don't think my daughter is who my mom thought it was

I don't think it is either. So uh Peevin Pevin whatever and he allegedly told this Victim and also his daughter It's weird because it's gonna lead to a lot of stuff, but apparently he told her uh quote I started donating sperm in the 1940s This guy uh, it just sounds like a fucking like uh like a Harvey Weinstein things being like No, I should actually get off of this because I donated come to my plant. Oh, it's so bad So I'll receive further confirmation that Pevin was indeed her father after the doctor's grandson

Was listed as her half-nephew again as Henry said on a genealogy website these genealogy websites I mean they're causing some trouble They are causing a lot of picking up some dust between the golden state killer But then also realizing I have a different dad than I wanted do we need to well the golden state killer very good I believe as a satanist. I believe all knowledge is important and illumination is incredible You're supposed to these secrets are supposed to be destroyed. I'm not doing it certain Don't you don't got to certain secrets though when men are revealed do happen to destroy Boy many things, but they can destroy an entire family history. Absolutely. But a secret can also be deeply poisonous

I think secrets can sometimes cause tumors secrets Um, well you look at the film dirty work Did norm know that he was arty's brother? No, no, and then but then who told him closer than ever Who told him it was because of the fuck picture that his dad had and I believe that is what genealogy That's how we should go you take a picture of you fucking the person's mother and you say I'm your father and then you show it All this way in a simple world in a simpler world kiss all in your world in your perfect world. Yes I'm with you. I'm just always be like this is the moment. He came in me. Has anyone ever

Has anyone ever had a genealogy report where it's like I'm so happy. I did this All all marcus found out was that he's british. Yeah, I mean he is just totally british I'm finding I'm now I'm it turned that I wasn't I was originally one percent Japanese You cannot say any racial slur because of any amount of breakdown. I'm not one percent pakistani Look at me Yes, I can actually kind of see it It's very strange. Look at me. I could see you at the market flipping full awful. Oh, yeah, buddy Absolutely, I keep telling natalie. I want to bring back the urban turbine. Well, and she told me that it's a bad idea

She said that I shouldn't be wearing a turbine and I was like, but what about I'm so sick I only wear baseball caps isn't there other kind of cats I can wear Pork pie hat makes me a fucking child molester fedora makes me a child molester. I need to have something was a good flair I was like, oh a fun Urban turbine when you sound like alex baltwin's wife attempting to be something People get mad at me people got mad at me. I've never pretended I've never pretended to be another race for many many years that she was from multiple places. You say cucumber cucumber I didn't pay attention to that story because I don't want to waste my fucking brain cell story

But that is a Jackie Zabrowski story for over anyway back to the man who impregnated Probably hundreds of women without their consent. Look at that smile on him. He is he really believed he looks like he was like studying I don't understand how anyone Feels as if like this there is something with like look at Anthony Cremardi these the former new york jet life has been hard for him I believe he has like 25 kids. There is something in the mail terrio head He had 23 kids anthill kids Um, we'll continue to cover that this week on last podcast on the left. Look at that satisfied smile

He look at how many vials. He's come. Why is it that some men because you and I henry I think I'm gonna speak for you the idea of having a one child It's since it's shivered on my spine. I don't fucking want a child in any way shape or form Why is it some men want to just like seed? Don't they realize that all those seeds come back and all those seeds have lawyers and all those seeds want their money Do you want a real answer? Yes. I want a real answer my real answer My belief is that like epstein there is a belief that they believe this guy Dr. Piven believed that he was above other humanity and that his cum was so important

You have any idea how good I am of being an obey OBGYN. I can smell a pussy from 20 miles away You got a pussy. You got a pussy. You got a pussy. You're dressed like one, but I don't smell a pussy. Hey, susan Yeah, at least you're not brained, huh? I can smell a pussy from 20 miles away. What is this jangling bag of vials that you have in a slingshot? He is a but they believe that they are a step above other humanity and They should be creating whole generations of people It's the it is the same mentality of the corporate overlords that are going to leave planet earth with all of our precious Uh resources get out of your secret space program. I really do that is it's a stripe

It's it's something about control. It's something close to like a fascist idea of like building Like it is it's I'm gonna almost put out there. It's soft eugenics Even though it's hard because you got to do it, but it is creating things in your own image hard in a phallus sense So we already know with with hall. That's again the 61 year old woman She has been in contact with five other people that pep and or peeven May have fathered. So at the very least we have six and I'm assuming we have a truck ton more Because it seems like this guy was just like a strange child in one of those

What's the name of that one director who's got the cum and wiping it all over the books with the kid having A bomb back. It's a strange. You know a bomb back. Just come is here. I just why would you just don't just I believe my thing too is that Because he acts as it's like this a clean doctoral thing But at some point he was in his doctor's office Just jerking off jerking off I just don't Anyway, there's another load

That's not going to help. It's not going to help the female male relations Are they if we find out you can't even trust a male doctor to not another frayed another frayed thread in the uh, tenuous uh relationships among all human beings during quarantine Cheese news cheese news now this cheese news. Oh my god. This is insane, bro I don't know I don't know what this is But we got sent this it is called the way it's a website called don't buy from culture farms dot net It's a full website. It's a website. It's a web page now according to this

There's a person that was very upset with a cheese monger named rebecca colter rebecca colter runs thing called colter farms dot net Don't troll these people. I don't know what the hell this is all about. It's just a funny story No, definitely. They are victims in whatever this cycle person's brain. I don't know what's going on here They have been so she says the the person the person that created don't buy don't buy from culture farms dot net So that they have been I can't I can't believe that wasn't taken. I can't believe it It's been haunted by rebecca colter now. I thought that that meant like physically right because apparently she's going cheese crazy She's going cheese crazy But they were never ever physically together

Once so here this come this is a real complaint It's a cease and desist letter that this person sent to rebecca colter That is they are super super super upset about what went down and then I guess what they think is to fall out from it Should we mention how much? Oh, I mean all right now. We're talking here according to the police statement I don't know if this is real. I think all of this is made up. I have no fucking this is Again, all of this is from don't buy from colter farms dot net, which again buy from colter farms. I have no idea I don't know here's a brief description of the interaction I had with rebecca colter before the harassment and assaults started

I purchased 185 dollars and 58 cents with a sharp cheddar cheese from colter farms um Excuse me, ma'am How much money was that? Oh, it's almost 200 dollars almost 200 dollars in sharp cheddar cheese from colter farm It was sharp. Do you yeah, do you know how long cheese stays fresh? Do you have any idea how much you would have to eat or consume to make several 10 years 15 20 years I might be part of the problem The cheese they sent me was so sour spoiled that when I bite into it

My face was grimace as if I'd bitten into 11. Oh, so I would spit it out I contact wait a second. That means she did it. She's like Oh But then look at it again and take a same bite. Yeah, that's what I've done I've done it several times because sometimes you don't know if maybe one side's bad. Maybe this is a lemon cheese You gotta check the other side So I contacted colter farms and I asked them for a refund and they said I'd have to cover all the shipping charges Including the original shipping on the order and then they would only refund the unopened packs

Which would mean I would lose around another hide lose around 130 dollars in total even if I return the unopened packs That's a lot of freaking cheese money for this woman. So she contested it on paypal. She said and uh, they closed They could like the case was closed all this kind of shit Literally the same the sentences paypal quickly closed the case in favor of colter farms, which means paypal has a hardened detective Somewhere they just it was just a computer that just I love the idea of like oh god damn it I love the nypd for this she got a full refund

So she said she returned this cheese bad cheese and then um She told like another colter farms customer to not buy from them anymore because the best was bad Okay, she's wore that she's warfare. She said then rebecca colter started harassing me I was like, okay, so this is becoming a physical interaction So the head of colter farms got this one complaint and was so upset that she personally attacked her well No, she didn't she started receiving calls at night, right? She said like and according to this quote-unquote police report This is a month after she received a full refund from paypal. So she got all her money back. All right. It's a

It's a lot of money the colter farms gave her her money back Okay, I contacted the customer who told I told not to buy from colter farms And I asked if they told colter farms when I said to them because I had now I had suspect that rebecca was the one who had been disturbing my sleep for the past month Don't know what that means. It's just written a marketer and that night rebecca smashed my head into my pillow Three or four times while I was laying on my side in bed That's a ghost. I received a phone call from the pennsylvania number while I was sleeping I answered and they hung up without saying anything when I called the number back said the message didn't exist

That's a robocall. It's called the you just got a phantom call, right? Um, I uh during the daytime while the entity that had been haunting me for over two months and bothering me I demanded that it identify itself and that night while I was laying in a bed a girl's voice said This is rebecca. Whoa, and then I was hitting the head Um, that's the bell, which so this is the bell which happened to her. So this is a cheese haunting Here's a cheese haunting a week later. Rebecca was kind rebecca hit me on my ribs while I was laying in bed 18 days later rebecca scratched me in my arm while I was laying in bed and she does a month and a half later rebecca choked me while I was laying in bed

She does have a picture of scratches on her arm Which I can only assume are indeed caused by the fingernails of the ghost of rebecca the cheese monger a month and a half later Rebecca pressed against my entire body similar to spooning What I was laying on my side in bed She's just lonely I reached my hands back to try and get her off of me and my hands started shaking violently Um two weeks later, rebecca made me feel like I was choking and something like metal shards while I was laying in bed The same night rebecca caused my shoulder to involuntarily move

Um, rebecca choked me um suffocated me rebecca made it feel like my fingertips were burning as if they'd been cut open with a knife Rebecca attacked me again and woke me around 2 30 a.m. I called the pennsylvania state police and 3 30 a.m. And reported it Shocked me rebecca shot me in addition to the events it listed above rebecca has been harassing me in the daytime As well at night when I'm in bed seemingly every day since they started in on 4 22 I honestly could see cheese psychics may be doing this cheese psychics are a bit scary This does remind me of a lot of scenes from the witch Fantastic movie if you haven't seen it it is very similar to a gang stalking event She also of course of course rebecca has no idea who this woman is is not doing any of this

But she also said rebecca also turned on her microwave 10 to 15 times. She knows that it's rebecca. She's messing with the microwave as well Yep, and then she also said it opened her grand door garage door one time and this is the first time She might have some electrical problems. She might yeah, I think she got some brain electrical problems This is the first time that my garage had been open since I moved in four years ago because I don't have a vehicle And I only use it for storage a security person said they saw it open in 8 p.m The previous night so I was open all night and I have things in there that could have been stolen I also I had unplugged the grid electric garage door opener so that rebecca couldn't open it again

Lastly, I should note that the harassment insults are being done in a supernatural way So she did include at the very end. She did say none of this is physically being done to her But she concluded suspect data. Yeah. Well, we do have to know where It has her sleep tracker as a sleep tracker So you could see all the times that she woke up and then the yeah and then paypal with the case closed in your favor You got a full refund. She should be just fine. I don't think this is about rebecca. I don't think this is about cheese I think this is someone who is extremely bored living her best fantasy life Perhaps there is something going on here what we need to do. We gotta get michael j fox

from That fantastic film remember the one have you rewatched her recently? Uh, the frighteners. It's not very good. I love the frighteners. Have you rewatched it? I rewatched it like five years ago. I didn't like it last so much that it was kind of boring I thought it was funny. Hmm. I think it's funny. Wow Anyway, she needs to get somebody over to that house. Yeah, this is a pretty hostile. Well, it's pretty hostile I feel the heat She has to get someone over to that house and they need maybe maybe a cheese psychic if you are cheese psychic reach out

We will get you in touch with cheese telekinetic Especially yeah, because we don't know what the hell is going on And if not her house is just going to burn down because it seems like she is in a very dangerous home That needs to be updated and she needs to get an attrition over there I think that she also there might be some substance involved Or is she I don't know 185 dollars for the cheese. I'm gonna look this I want to look this up and see how much this was Actually, that's a great question I'm gonna look because the coulter farm is not next because I'm gonna go to coulter farms and see what they say here

You know, that's a good point Henry because you hear 185 dollars for the sounds like a lot But maybe I don't know maybe each shard of sharp cheddar is especially if you're shipping it exactly Let's see coulter farms. Okay. Here we go. It's an average now. She got the sharp cheddar So let's try to look at the exact thing she would have gotten. Okay. Here we go. This is barn to door Dot com. Okay, there that's this website This is just this sounds like a thing that you order picked the fuck dude, buddy. This is a barn to door This is huge barn to your door during here. We go all right shippable items Cheese cheese give it to me you fucking piece of fuck and we want the sharp cheddar option come and bear

Oh, this is very nice cheeses. Hey, that's the regular cheese. I'm gonna just type in sharp I'm gonna type in some sharp cheddar Let's see what got here because I really want to be Well, we want to be right about this because if we get this wrong the audience doesn't come to us for misinformation Well, how about a fucking last week when we put on an episode and the only people could talk about that We mixed up in stuff interstellar and gravity. We don't get the same movie. I can't even selling the sharp cheddar anymore Wow, so here. Well, let's look at the other comparatively Let's just do a comparity comparity a comparison

Of cheese, but now you gotta do you can't do a you can't do a look at this camera bear right here, right? So there we go. Yeah cheese raw milk baby swiss It's six. It's 11 pounds. Holy fuck. How much is it fucking 10 pounds of cheese? She got 10 pounds of cheese I guess if she's a big girl, she's got a lot of people. She's got a cell too. She's definitely not even about that But she honestly, what if she's got like a bunch of fucking she's gonna have a bunch of people You know fiending for cheese. I don't think she's getting woken up by Rebecca. I think she's got the cheese farts Honestly, she probably hasn't taken a solid stool in a month might be compacted. She yeah, bro This is like you got to take her and you don't even take her to the doctor

You got to take her to a veterinarian who knows how to do the anal gland squeeze that everyone who has a small dog knows about That we're not going to talk about the enemy. Honestly, this cheese looks really good. All right Well, we do have to move on pick which utter the milk comes from can you I hope I don't want the left How did Henry get arrested? Well, he was found on an utter with his own mouth. Hey, I'm an utter man He's another guy. Well, he's an utter delight. That's what I would say Let's do a hero of the week. Shall we yep All right, let's do hero of the week. So this is about jeeps for george. This is a cute story

It's cute. Uh george, uh, they have spent a lot of time at st. Jude's children's hospital. They've been there since 2019 Uh, he suffers with stage 4 Nero blastoma, which I can imagine is like not super great. So what is that? We know what buddy? I think that's where you have too much fun And the doctors say we got to get rid of some of that So, uh, because george is not doing great. He said, what do you want? They said, what do you want? He said, I want to see a jeep parade. So this fella james rumsy. It's very sweet It is sweet. So this fella james rumsy. He's like, you know what? I know some people who have a bunch of jeeps

So george's jeep parade. How many people do you think are gonna go to a jeep parade? Uh, mr. Zabrowski I mean, honestly, I love to see a jeep. I love to see an action. I like to go in there I could go see it. I would go see it. How many people do you think showed up? 2,600 people showed up. Holy shit. That's a lot of people for george with jeeps. It's 2,600 jeeps 2,000 well, I don't know. That's a lot of people organizer. Do you remember when you were forced to do that weird game by your coach? Beep beep goes to jeep. Beep beep goes to jeep. That's when I was late to practice That was in south dakota at a basketball camp deeply traumatizing funny bit organizer douglas bigelow

Along with the kgb It is the kgb four-wheelers club. That's fun as hell. They were like, we're gonna figure this out So they said they plan to quote move heaven and earth to support the request and vow to commit 100 jeeps. Hell yeah, good for him. Beep beep goes to jeep. It doesn't involve him getting molested by his coach. It's great It's so much better than what happened. Absolutely. The outpouring of support has been phenomenal bigelow said wednesday afternoon Uh, the jeeps began arriving in the early morning hours. Terrible gas mileage Well, I got my silver ride out. Not the best either, but that's okay. Um, you sacrifice it for holing power And for me, I can fit. I like that. So they're jeeps for georgee parade. You know what time it kicked off 6 p.m

Isn't that a fun time for a parade? But it's a middle of winter where you can start was going to go darker. Yeah Oh, how am I going to enjoy all the lustre all the jeeps in the nighttime? Well, they started coming in around 8 a.m Um, but when they started they started the parade kickoff at 6 p.m So they were all there getting ready. So maybe that was part of it too It's kind of like edging but with the jeep parade where you sit and you see all the jeeps just waiting and waiting And you're just waiting a bus waiting a bus waiting a bus waiting a bus waiting a bus and 6 p.m There goes the jeeps you come all over yourself beep beep goes the jeeps the jeep parade

It's stretched for miles and miles and miles jeeps are georgee's favorite And the community was so happy and this is according to different kinds of jeeps different kinds of jeeps and rubicons Um, marmalades not the marmalade there. I don't mind a rubicon the tornado I love a good 80s jeep. I love an 80s jeep. They kill you though. You fall out of it I know that's the part they fall over. Yeah, it's horrible. So according to scott asher They picked up the story online on monday at his home in wisconsin He drove 12 hours to take place and he was the number four jeep And asher said it's a heartbreaking story. So people came all the way from wisconsin

Minnesota, this is my question You know, so they all just sat for hours in their jeeps and waiting for the parade to begin. That's right That's right. You can't even drink during that. No, I mean in the midwest you can't yeah your passenger probably It also isn't midwest you could I think midwest isn't like a like a 2.0 legal in in wisconsin It was it was a 0.8 and then they lowered it again or 0.8 and uh, you know things things keep changing the same They really do but anyway Georgie, it's not just about the jeeps. It also may break a guinness world record for the most amount of jeeps The number for the largest parade right now is 2,420

Uh, that was set in 2015 at the bantam jeep heritage festival. Wait a second So there's a precedent for jeep parades isn't the first rodeo my friend Donald more from springfield virginia said the event was good for georgie, but also for those participating Uh, they say the board more says as much as this is for georgie It's also for us, but isn't that a little selfish of them But my question is so just georgie just sit in a chair and just wave at the jeeps I'm gonna say this about donald more. I'm not sure about his perspective here He goes on to say with everything we've all dealt with for the past year

This gives us something to think about besides covet, but the kids got cancer Yeah, but they're also all like kind of grouping up Actually, they should be they should be thinking about covet because they're all just like in a big group Just hanging out. They're in their jeeps. I just I just I do think that this guy donald more in this wonderful story Um, I do think that he's sort of lost sight of this about georgie. It's not about you and no, yeah This is not about jeeps. No, it's about georgie. George. You wanted to see jeeps, but anyways, but I mean really thank you I guess technically you're here over the week. I guess if you get blasto neurology, whatever he's got You just go like no, hi jeep. No, I don't think it's like that. I don't know but uh, but that's a funny-looking horse

Like Can he fully enjoy the he loves the jeeps, Henry Can you let the boy alone? It's a man He is not a man. No, how old is he georgie? Is it the st. Jude's children's hospital? Oh, I thought it was a very very old man I thought it was a very very Of course, then he enjoyed the jeeps I'm just saying that's why I don't think mr. I thought it was like a war war two vet that was just standing at there going

Yeah, I remember this last time I seen this many jeeps. They were in veden france. It was the germans older people die of cancer every day They never get a jeep raid. It's because he's a child isn't he's not gonna get that was weird honestly That's why I thought I was like, why did you own this old jeep raid for an old man? So georgie, I hope you're doing all right out there and you're young age. I hope he's doing great, of course It's funny because marcus's dog is named georgie and that's a girl I will never fully understand it. But then again, I don't ask so many questions. Do I I also find it We were people like misgender a dog and then you get all upset about it I don't care because I'm not you. I think we should be more concerned that I'm staring at your dogs genitalia

Yeah, I don't care. I don't give a crap if it has a penis or a vagina to dog. It's dog. It's dog. I mean, yeah, because I'm like Fuck yeah, either way. It's cool. That's dog. I love dogs. All right. All right. Here we go I'll do a little bit of a listener email Let's come to from a seventh day Adventist survivor This is we covered the we talked about the seventh day event on this series we've been doing for the an hill kids with rock terrio Um, that is About to get a fuck ton more awful. I think they have some issues this a seventh day Adventist church. They do um

It's very interesting. Um, this this woman Was in this this listener was in the s day for a long time. Um, the more you guys talk about culty patterns The more I realize how culty the sda truly truly is on the outside. It's all right looking in it's a typical evangelical church overly sinister to normal people but excusable to the indoctrinated But like you say the deeper you get in the darker It is and the more gets covered up just to maintain an image The first time I saw it was when my folks took in a girl that had been living on with her ultra abusive uncle Who was a church deacon or something for years before finally running away as a teenager and a church elder called her to try

And convince her to go back home. That's very common also in the Mormon church Of course, um things get darker when I went to an sda boarding school. The education I received there was incomplete the best But there were way too many Scandals involving staff being inappropriate with or straight up fucking students. I remember three cases in three years I was there alone. That's so many cases That's a lot. That's a lot usually One kids are disgusting one school gets one teacher to have sex with one student every 20 years Yes, I went into sda college because they gave me a bunch of scholarships

But by then I was fully getting disillusion. I realized that the oldest names in the sda church were straight up inbred when I made We're straight up inbred when I made friends with one of their dissidents who was born with extra fingers and teeth Because he the school had strict rules against drinking and fraternization If a girl was abused in some way 10 to 1 she was in a situation and we all sign a contract for this that the uh She had actually been forbidden to be in which earned automatic expulsion So if you were not only sexually assaulted, you were also expelled. All right. Um, this shit's fucking wild. That's crazy It's just it's just very interesting to see How much can be snuck under the the rug and I think evangelical and also she hits on something there the communal aspect of it

You start getting the charities. You start getting all these reprie all of these quote-unquote reputable people get tied in And so they're mixed in it's very common. The CIA does it. They do it all time You mix bad actors with good actors so that if you like, uh Jerry stiller mixed with Choose yes, what you got mine your pop culture All of them. I want to say paulie shore just because his last movie was so bad actor in son-in-law He was good in son-in-law. By the way

Contotal freaking side note, but uh, the wrong missy is very funny If you want to check out a comedy no bad actors and that no one's gonna Unless it on that set very good. It was very good david spade. Lauren lapkis. Lauren lapkis. So funny But yeah, they start controlling your whole life and then it becomes so difficult to get out so congratulations on getting out And sometimes you're gonna lose some friends that way But you know what you're gonna find better friends on the outside You are because when it comes down to it, you're gonna find people that know you for the real you and not the fake

Sda you that you have to composite over years of hiding your true self And you know, you should be able to hold a religion and then also have friends that aren't part of that religion That's totally fine. Well anybody that restricts Yeah, you know for a fact that you're in a cult once they change your name and they restrict your uh diet Uh, you start working for them. You can control all you do is get culture farms bad cheese I mean, I guess it they would keep the weight down. I don't think I mean, I don't know what you have to eat it. I don't know what's happened with culture farms I like I actually I'm with you culture farms. I hope I think you're good. I think it's a farm

I don't have never worked from them. It's a little never ordered from them. It's a local farm. Uh, any other letters? No, that's it All right, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening to side stories this week. We'll see you next year But every fucking day like you got one 24 hours left man one shot at the fucking year man What's gonna be this year, man 2020 make your 2020 on thursday, man. You're gonna make your 2020 tomorrow. Well Yeah, if you mean invent something Please invent something create something we can use please Jesus you fucking lazy inventors the self-scrubbing turn it on you the self-scrubbing toilet all one and done I know i'm done with toilet paper. Why do we still have toilet paper? Anyway, that's for a different stage

You should use a bidet first and then you can I use it to if likes have the bidet and then you can pat your ass I know I just feel like we gotta we gotta figure something else out there But what do you want like a rag like it just off you just know that's what they did in roman days I know they did that's where the term short into the stick comes from because everyone would use the same poop wiper And I think they all died of some weird disease That's like you remember that from our tour in italy. Whoa you just I still am To this day it's been years You remember nothing of all the years of all the bullshit we've talked

But you remember almost everything from that one tour we took in italy the way that he spoke was so intelligent Marcus works so hard isn't that funny, but then being from texas alleviates all of it. Wow Yeah, you know sometimes, you know what when you have a friend friends like these you gotta laugh you gotta laugh Well these friends like this sometimes it's better off to have some enemies But you keep laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and laughing and eventually becomes barking and that means congrats You're a dog Love the fact it guess what man, and I really do I really mean this I really mean this every day you have an opportunity to change Honestly, that's a very good point. I burned my hand with three degree burns, and as you can see completely healed

Yes, and I realized that's new skin now, isn't it and I read something out of me once So now it's like your penis will meet a stranger. Well, that's my left hand and unfortunately. I'm not amadex frias You should no this is a good time to quarantine. It's a really good time to mix up your jerk offhand I haven't even really been doing much of the jerk enough congrats man, you know I can't function unless I get the fucking devils out. I'm not sure what's going on every day. I have to do it It's like a pressing heat I wonder what it's gonna do and I just I know that it's a part of the reason why I still I get up and it can enjoy my life Because I have that heat down at the center of my balls is driving and driving and driving and driving

But it make you do bad things you have all those years of when you weren't having sex that you do your pent up I'm good. I was coming just as much then How then I was masturbating like three times a day Well, we want to thank you all so much for listening to the show throughout 2020 And we grew as a friend look how much we've grown as partners all in this together I don't want to say how many people were like they're gonna change when they go It's fine. They're content Now you're gonna take the time

I am yeah, I am just gonna say okay So you're gonna has a thing matured on this show once well I could go we began we could try to mature a little bit more Were you doing what well? We actually should have sell encyclopedias. I should have mentioned that. Yeah, well the Now, what am I gonna do? We are we have we have not changed. We're incapable of change So I want to say you should be thankful everyone to change. Yeah, they can change. We have to say the same big for our listeners Personally, we have to change and I do think that we have but I will circle back around and say but the show Has barely changed. Yes. It has not really matured in any way shape or form and I want to say thank you to us

Thank you holding the line. Well, that's very nice, and I'm happy you've held on to whatever bit of hatred that you still have in your mind Every day the the chip on my shoulders, but allows me. Look how strong my shoulders That's a Dorito All right. Well now we're having fun here Thank you all so much for listening. We absolutely love you and uh shit. Thank you so much for all your fucking bullshit Also last stream will be back. We don't know in what form yet I just remembered at the very end of this episode. I actually wanted to start with that as a as a joke What because you and Marcus got a suspended for three days you also helped

I did copyright material out as an innocent young man and you showed testicles and Marcus showed somebody deep-throating a large Uh dildo. Well using up. Well, I believe it was an orange or a top tier content that twitch immediately got suspended Couldn't handle the twitch couldn't handle it So we're gonna have to figure out a way to do this because we're not going to water down last stream because you are so used to The artistic purity Simplicity of last stream that we can't have all these added bullshit on top of we can't what are we gonna do? So I mean like hey there laying and like and subscribe smash that like button We're not going to be doing that. We just we just want to do our show and be free. Well, isn't that nice

I'm so happy we concluded the show with this long conversation. This is what we do This is what we have nothing we have nothing but time to fill all right everyone hail yourselves Hail Satan magustalations Eat some cheese by the way if you get a chance culture farms check them out This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network.com