Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Cheese Money

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including the Idaho Co-Ed murders, a Murdaugh Murder Family Update, the Florida woman suing Velveeta for over false information on labels, the return of the rag doll husband, Hero of the Week, listener e-mails, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories No, it's important to start off the show correct. Why because when have we ever done that? I don't know. Okay. I don't know if we have ever but I think it's important for the audience to know number one We're here together as people. We're united front. Okay, you come at us You come for all of us, right? I'm talking about me kiss. Oh, you come for Ed Larsen Wendy You come for any one of these people. We're coming to a mass, which is why I'm distinctly distinctly upset Yeah, right what coming for us man with what about what fucking come for the king best not miss Well, I don't know you're talking pretty broad. I think that I might be going through a paranoid swing

And I I believe that there are people coming for us because I think it's just cuz I get mad that nobody likes like my music I feel like it's important for us as men growing up on the internet, right? Cuz this is growing up. Yeah, I'm gonna be dying I guess this is growing up. I guess it is sweet Um, but that idea that it's okay for you not to like everything. I like right. I think I'm talking about tick-tock because sure I'm losing my mind, right? I'm losing my mind. You want tick-tock. I was not on I actually this is a thing I wasn't on tick-tock. How'd you find it then? I it was I was next to Jackie who was on tick-tock And the song that came out of the box was this song What if my queef was nothing more than a hug?

I love that song. I wish there was a song. What if my queef was only a hug? No, it's the song is I got my Gucci on. That's so much worse. I got my Louis Vuitton They're just abusing you and using you their products actually suck Every single person that works at those stores tells you to just go to the buckle and just go to go to Kmartin by the belt It is a those are scam companies. Well, I want to unpack that but that's true But what is with these science made songs that they put it? It's Chinese propaganda I'm following a port but Megan trainer is a fucking op I want her I want investigation Megan trainer hasn't really been on the forefront of people's minds like all of years

Joe Biden is an op. He's paying for it hunter Biden's her personal nutrition. All right. What's on the laptop? What's on the laptop so important such crucial information on the laptop? It's pictures of him holding his penis. Oh my god. It's Sudoku. Isn't that nice? So can't do hello Ben and Henry hang it out here. Hope everyone's doing well I am doing good. This is this episode is brought to you by Ricola. It's not though throat care You get you I'm you're gonna say that we have not received any money from we're cold or we're cold as an op Everything's an op. No, it's gonna kissle is under the weather and it just seemed to be it's wet weather because he is wet from across from me But it's not COVID. No, it's not we took our little test and I didn't get my little pregnancy bar

So I'm not with COVID isn't that nice? What a fucking relief. What a world we live in now You know, what is remember when you used to just get sick and you would just like you're everyone's like, ah You got something and it's like then ten years later it finds out Well, this is why one of my testicles is bigger than the other turns out this whole time I had cancer Well, like well now they're like the hyper specific with the comfort you can be comforted knowing they don't know what COVID It is either great But we have an update for this

Well, we don't it's more of an update that there is no update. Oh, you're talking about this grizzly shit right away Yeah, man, I was story is so nasty We covered right before the Thanksgiving break. First of all, thank for the for y'all that stuck with us It was a week Patient they got a patient look at them. Okay. Look at that. Look down the pipe, right? And you just see one lonely man who's like now. I'm voting the Santas. Oh I thought I had brothers out there but

This story is fucking it's kind of frightening to me because it's beyond frightening It's the beginning of a slasher movie. So four students were stabbed to death recovered this that the at the University of Idaho They slept while they were sleeping in their bed. This is in a small town of Moscow where apparently the cops have no fucking idea who did it and The mystery continues to unravel and it's been a series of weeks now And I just feel like the further we get out the more likely we don't find out who the hell did this Well, it's really the the reason why we're kind of coming back to it is because it's brutal at first. It seems like

Kind of weirdly like there's there's got to be some kind of a concrete explanation here Like I looked at this and I was like boyfriend some kind of ex-boyfriend tangible something tangible Robbery someone's coming to the house stealing and they they are all maybe involved in something They don't really understand. It's two 21 year olds and two 20 year olds, you know, how many times I know that I was in college We got into some crooked shit sure time not really fully Understanding that there is a lot of like there are guns present and you know Our people are being like fucking dangerous around small town Midwest at this point Maybe something that it would seem juvenile to us like a weed dealer for a drug deal or whatever

It's a big deal. They're like, I gotta stand my ground. I gotta stand up for myself I gotta kill these people But it doesn't seem to be anyone that knew these people well I didn't know that they there were two other roommates in the house. So yes They believe the murders happen between 3 and 4 a.m They know for a fact that whoever killed them walked through an open sliding door in the back of the house because there was no fourth entry So they must have opened up something. There's no footage. They can't I get or maybe they are sort of maybe that's how they got like They cleared the two ex-boyfriends and one of them was an ex-boyfriend that they cleared

They cleared the other two roommates that were in the house the night of the murder And so someone came into the house using what you now say the thing is a k bar hunting knife Oh, my big ass He walked through the upstairs bedrooms and then stabbed them all somehow stabbed them all to death silently without any sort of struggle And then walked out so but they they haven't they cleared the roommates And there's no other foot that it's a true mystery and now all the kids are coming back from Thanksgiving break And so unless it is the turkey trot murderer mm-hmm was in town for a marathon Sure, then he goes and he's getting his blood up at night because he's like I got a kill

But I gotta run and I know for a fact they're saying if you are too scared to come back to campus You don't have to so you can you can get educated remotely although. I like to be there in person You learn a lot from your peers I honestly it's it's so much more fun to skip class while out of town in college You know I mean don't go to school, but don't be at your parents house. Absolutely. This is if I'm at this college We got an investigation squad going. We're helping the cops. Yeah Are we gonna like do everything to improve their chances of finding this person? I don't know No, we're gonna try our darndest

Also, you mentioned the sliding doors. This was a deleted scene from the fantastic when a Peltrow film I Knew I knew that I'd say the words because that's one of five films we reference absolutely so Bethany funk and or funky and Dylan Mortensen they were both spared and they were interestingly on the ground floor So the dude walk past them went up the stairs the stairs Oh my god, no and again That's why it's like you see these pictures and it's of these like Sunshiny college students and they have like because especially in the New York Post. They're so classy And they have like the picture of all of them with red circles around me like dead dead dead

But it looks like a picture from fucking like the BTS of like Halloween ends like it looks like an insert from a Slasher horror movie. So and they all died that way. They were brutally stabbed to death Yes, one was stabbed over like ten times like they were they were hacked up and now they're and again They have all these kids going like great Now it's time for trigonometry Good luck learning in a setting like this. It really is like a film screen. You know what it is better Sex, I don't know about all of that. Maybe Brian. Maybe Brian this is the last night. Whatever be alive. Yeah, Becky Yeah, I guess you better not use condom because you could die tomorrow

Now she's all full of child trying to go to the abortion center. Meanwhile, like everybody's like out there giving free popcorn trying to Inspire people to get abortion and then they're outside the abortion center like ah, they wanted too much Sure Well, I think that's the that's kind of the storyline with cotton weary from scream But did you see this image from that from that New York Post article? How violent this was you can see blood Oozing from the house. Yeah, like it's a Sam Raimi film So whatever this is obviously it doesn't well any time something like this happens regardless of you know, the age To but there's something about people in their early 20s

Adipaternity just trying to third lift they're beginning their lives They are and to have it cut short in such a brutal aggressive manner and then to not have somebody Fairly quickly in custody Because I thought it was gonna be really cut and dry yeah Because it seems like a person that would do this would just also run around butt-ass naked like will Farrell in old school Be like I killed a bunch of people which it's not it seems like it was more calculated That's the thing is that it shows like it was that's why there's some of the rumors that I'm seeing circulating are like Contracted like these kids were whacked and it's like I don't know

I know because yeah, again, they were like they had quote-unquote money, but they had Idaho money Yeah, this isn't like they didn't have any money anyway parents do yeah, the parents have money They're 20 years old and it's difficult to you have an idea how hard it is to get a ransom most of the time these fucking parents They're gonna be like we'll make another Don't know so fucking give a shit the father of one of the four victims says that the stabbing of his daughter she had large puncture wounds from a brutal weapon and Cops are even saying like the killer the cops said this is what they told ABC. This is this is what the Father told ABC. They said the detective said this weapon is probably something the killer paid money for and something that they're proud of

So well, it's like the power fight a huge knife. It's it makes basically those are sold every day. I don't know I mean, I don't know. I don't know because it's a k bar knife Let me look at how much it because I believe that that means it's an extremely expensive knife He also vented that quote the killer is having a great life out there and we're just in shambles I can't even imagine $180 180 dollar knife. I'm seeing here. I think you know in Idaho money. That's like 2,500 corncops Well, that's I That's like well, that's like

Cases of Natty like Idaho's potato country potato. I thought I heard maybe I'm fucking wrong side stories LP Lgmo.com because I have said this about potatoes. I really want to say I've received you guys get upset about really specific things You know, I don't know it's not just potatoes and a lot of times it turns out. It's just corn or like sour gum Yeah, you know like one of those things where you're like great and then it also turns out co-ed murders I absolutely hate it. Have you seen this picture of another update of Alec Murdoch? Have you seen I've seen a few pictures of the newest picture of him? Well, he went bald He is looking a little king penny. Well, so this is a bit of an update again the Murdoch family murders We've been talking about this. There's podcasts now fully that you know, I didn't step on a podcast treatment

He is he's all over the place. We've all been covering this He is now saying I've got an alibi. Oh Interesting is that the name of a cat that he bought? Oh, yes Yeah, I believe he has He might be That's actually a really good idea or you know, it's also kind of good because he had horses name a horse alibi boom And then about there. I was like I was out fucking alibi Killing my wife for my daughter. I was having sex. How was this a crime? No, it was just a crime. I bought that horse

I have the receipt No, he says here the defense attorney says the pair were alive when he left the property Shortly after 9 p.m. To drive to his mother's home. You're saying this Murdoch's 81-year-old father. He'd been ill. I Think that he had Bitchitis he might have the whole family was really just a bunch of elites and a bunch of real South Carolina Scumbags you thought that they were better than everybody else Carolina rich people are a funny group of people They are they really like to flaunt it and now on his drive. He said but that's what he said He said but my alibi is is that I called my other son. I called my brother. I

Sister oh, yeah, man. I can call you when I'm in the toilet No, no, no, I could call you if I'm committing a murder. I could just call you put it on mute It's also kind of funny because then it's also and then an attorney and then a friend and then another friend So he's actually seems like his alibi is him desperately trying to create an alibi. No way I sound then I went to Arby's then I went to Hardy's I had three burgers at Wendy's because it's him running around trying to do this Being like you don't know what time it is like yelling at people being like times a fallacy You don't even know where I am, you know, like it does work, but he apparently called one two three four five six seven people on

His way out of there. I don't call seven people a month. I if I'm calling seven people somebody's dead I had committed a crime, but yes, I've committed the crime. I need to speak with you for a second I need you to remain calm listen I need you that's how you know that's how you know the calls number one number one dad This has got nothing to do with you yet Remember when you told me to call you if I was in trouble dad Remember that dad. That's the thing is that now that I have my father who is in sort of getting more and more into dementia That the excuse is not working anymore. I can't be like, but you said I could call you and he's being like this is a yeah

Yeah, sure for what me like fuck. Yeah, I'm a daddy totally screwed. So this trial We'll see what happens and we'll see what his defense is gonna whip up It's gonna be fascinating because of course he's got a bunch of money and he is not gonna do well in prison if he does go He looks like Skeletor. He really is happen to his face. He's like, I mean, I know prison's hard It is very difficult. I don't like it one bit. I don't want to be there man That's the other thing is you got to work out in there. I was actually watching this really interesting interview with all of the people that were on the was interview documentary style like kind of Investigative journalist piece for what was called. There was about the Indiana State Prison was about the death row there

Oh, yeah, and it is a lot of those and when they go through the death row scenario like in those cells Like they have one hour recessed. They love to go out and come back in but the those cells are way more like little apartments They are yeah, there was actually they got little TVs in there and they're in there for like 18 years Oh, yeah, and it's very bizarre because the warden would be like I can't say they're my friends But I've gotten to know quite a few that's what the warden says. He's like I thought but he also got that He has a whole evangelical striper. He's like, I know that I'm tasked with this burden I'm tasked with the burden of ending these men's lives for the state But I know that that is all that is on the law god and it's like no, it's not actually

Actually, he's just following orders. Yeah, you know, yeah, he's doing the thing But that's what he said. He's just like it's not about create you got to create a bridge You got to understand a man before because when it comes down to it, this one dude who would like, you know he was like he had like Completely bald except for like two dreadlocks sticking out of the side of his head You know, he obviously he turned a bunch of people into jigsaw puzzle pieces Yeah, I mean while he's just like me in the warden me in the warden got an understanding The guy's just like it's important because what comes down to it is like not only am I important man in your life now?

Mr. Scissors, but you are also important to me Well, I remember each one I put to death and they yell and and I know the only sometimes they keep I hear their cries at night The only thing that keeps them out of my mind is is this your prayers, sweet lord? And you're just like you're the warden of a prison. Yeah, bro I mean, you know, it's got to be a very difficult job Not quite as difficult as being one of the prisoners But yeah, if you are on death row minus the fact that you know for a fact you will die at some point

Um, it's not that uncozy. No, they will they set it up because again, but you are you are under observation 24 seven you're in a wing away from gen pop and then so it's like it's very bizarre because 18 years is a long time That's the average they sit there and they give and then in Indiana they give them all cats That is nice. They have to apply for the cat and then you get to train the cat But then they take the cat away Well, or then one of the guys they actually made him keep the cat in the cell They they went to another place the the section to the prison where they kept them all under lock and key for 24 seven Because if they have incidents, they just lock all the fucking various sections of the jail down

And well, that's why the prisoners are very upset with that. What was it? Richard sweat Matthew sweat Whatever those two jackasses who escaped upstate new york. Oh, yeah That was on lockdown that was on lockdown for like a month And uh, yeah, they were quite mad about that when they were literally they're not a lot of leave. Yes This guy's about to go to jail. This is a guy named jorge arnu Um, now he wrote a he started a website that's called dreamland resort dot com the fbi is rated as home Now there's a lot of ufo Kind of conspiracy theory kind of around this. What is this dreamland?

So dreamland basically dreamland is one of the names that area 51 has right they used to call dreamland s4 Which I think s4 is like, okay, that's cool. That sounds like military fatigues are needed to enter But dreamland just sounds like you're about to be met by michael jackson just as freddy kruger But instead of a claw hand, he just has a series of Hmm very disgusting things that can penetrate you. You took my dildos. Yes. You know what he think I actually weirdly do think that if you did go to s4 like you'd see michael jackson. He's still alive He's the only way only way I could escape out of gage. Isn't that nice? I'm out of gage and she can't see me I'm the king of pop

Come on. He was he was the king of pop and probably still is absolutely On the s4 and they all loving it and eventually I like they're like, okay, can we just can we stop with a baron bang bang bang it But george arnour go so the way george arnour what george arnour was doing was that what dreamland resort is that he was doing an amateur surveillance project Of area 51 when he was taking pictures of the planes coming in and out He was taking pictures of whatever he could get and he would get them from sources and he said that they were all legally obtained He said all of these pictures were taken from a distance and it's mostly seeing radar units and and see and then he also

It fits up in the sky, man, and I can see it. I'm taking a picture that you should be allowed to have that picture That's Thor's sky. Absolutely. We're allowed to have that got a thunder But area 51 obviously is a very high tech High security place because one thing that they have going on there now If you do believe any of the uap ua ufo conspiracy drama if you're in any way connected to that soap opera You will know that if if aliens are anywhere They ain't there no more because so many of us have showed up outside of area 51 being like Or did they bring them back? I don't know. We just don't know but the it seems that he got a picture of something that he

shouldn't have and That's why the FBI is freaking out now. It's more like what's that picture now if you go to the Ukraine in a minute, so we'll probably get a bunch of pictures. Oh, yeah, we'll be breaking it out There's a picture on the drive of what this object might have been They kind of guess what they think it is and basically you'd see inside of a little hangar I think that just looks like a black triangle like they do everything else But it's like, you know, the self bombers got that wide wing. It's something that's really narrow And you're apparently about to release a new plane. They're supposed to do the big big review big reveal

J-law Oh, it's like a gender reveal. Is it going to be a boy plate or a girl play whatever it is It's going to kill our fucking enemies. Oh, that'll be fun and probably us at some point Maybe they can make the explosion blue or pink whatever it is Fuck up. Okay. Just come for me government Come for me, dude. I watched a great youtube clip. There's about five minutes long about a space junk And there's a lot of people thinking that there's some big old black It's large

It's a big old piece of space junk What but then they think that it's monitoring us and making sure that we don't mess up too bad Just cutting through the gauze that is your mind. Uh, just trying to figure out What's the core of the objective truth like what the memory is youtube five minute video? I mean Yes, it is the black knight object What you want to do a whole thing on there is a because it's hovering And you don't know why it's up there. It's going space junk. It's space junk, but also junk to me

Why aren't we sending a nuclear waste of space? Oh, man, maybe we do we probably do to be honest. We probably do it comes. Well, yeah, but he's shooting out farther Yeah, get it get rid of it like that car that Elon Musk had No, it circles back But then who knows then who gets it? And then if you get the nuclear waste, then you get Joe dirt remember Joe dirt side stories lpotl gmail.com Why aren't we shooting nuclear waste to the moon? You tell me government absolutely

So the FBI is rated in so now I have a you said obviously all these UFO conspiracy theorists are all like freaking out Everyone's saying like too much. He's game. But it really just seems that he blew the debut of a new plane But that because that's kind of what s4 is now used for is all of the Most top secret high-tech planes and shit right, but honestly tell me just get me one that's got a bigger toilet Even I got a problem with the toilet. I don't know how you deal with an airplane toilet You got to sit no matter what I don't although, you know the first time I ever went on a plane But oh it never said there was a flight attendant and she was great and she said, you know, you can just piss in the sink Isn't that funny? And I was like, no, I just said but she's like you can just piss in the sink

I was like, I'm not going to piss in the sink because what I don't want to do that because you know You're trying to suck your dick. I don't know that kind of sounds like she's dirty She sounds like she likes to have fun. Yeah, she's like, yeah, go piss in the sink. That's what the flight attendant my name is flight attendant sink No one has once ever Suggested how I go to the bathroom. Yeah, because you're not my that is it's the dick level for me It is the size of a urinal is the exact height of a urinal the airplane sink So she literally was just like, you know, you can just piss in the sink This is got a magical thinking where you're a start to turn everything into a urinal

Why not? I mean if you can piss in it if the piss holds Absolutely, you should see what I do with those animatronics at uh, Chuck E cheese. All right. Well speaking of cheese Have you been going to Chuck E cheese? No, do you know what you actually have to be which I think is great I'm sorry. I put too many of these in Brought to you by Ricola and the thing about What's so perfect about lozenges in the middle of a talking situation a professional talking I just didn't realize how strong they are man Is that they roll around because the thing is that you need the whole mouth to talk like yeah

I saw you kind of kept talking it back. I saw you use your tongue sort of like tuck it back behind the teeth But that's not it doesn't There's not no, it's not I'm going to wash it down with some rocks Yeah, it is absolutely foul what you're doing right now You are chewing Ricola's like they are sugar cubes. I know you're chasing it with rock star energy drink I wish I had coven and then I could have gone But no, all right Well speaking of cheese

And really a serious story. Did you see this one a florida woman is suing velvita craft and cheese Yes, indeed. Yes, she's suing velvita shells shells and cheese because on the back You could know but you for the how much money well, I'll tell you on the back It just says it's going to cook in three and a half minutes, but we all know it doesn't it good I think it does to be honest with you. Well, you had to do it at a higher heat She's a florida gal and she says, you know what I fucking didn't get my goddamn velvita shells and cheese done in three and a half minutes It took me four minutes and 15 seconds That's 45 seconds where I couldn't go pleasure people on only fans by showing them my toes

That's losing money and maybe she lost Five million dollars, which is what she's suing in federal court for When it comes to the makers of velvita, but they could afford it and I say, you know what if this woman is strong enough To have the burden to finally stand up to big cheese velvita shells and cheese. She I'm kind of in your corner No, I I don't see that she's she's not really worried about like it's not that she's missing money She says she's doing it for us. She's doing it for us because she says it's a She calls it quotes. She called it quote a deceptive side dish It is so per the lawsuit first consumers must remove lid and cheese sauce pouch

Next they must add water to fill line in cup then stir third Microwave uncovered on high three and a half minutes do not drain Finally, they should stir in contents of cheese sauce pouch Defended that notes cheese sauce will thicken upon standing, but what she's trying to say here is that So you say three and a half minutes, right? That's just the microwave time this she's taking it's not the Pulling the gun out of your mouth and wiping it clean so that your daughter can use it It's not then then you have to go and turn off all the radios that you've turned on your house to try to figure out If they've got the truth inside of it. Absolutely. That takes 11 minutes

Oh, it's a long time to get to know the truth, but I believe what we what we're talking about here is the macro where employers Not us necessarily. No, no, no You got to pay for the drive time You know these employees, you know some of these employees. They drive two hours For work and they then they get paid and they get even afford the gas as they pay for the drive time also Flight attendants people who are our sky waiters and waitresses. They don't fly it They don't get paid until they're in the air until they're in the air. So this woman fallows. They should not that sucks That sucks. It's bullshit because you'll be on the tarmac for five hours with them

You're like, why are they grumpy because they're sitting there just like you are so this woman It's bigger than shells and cheese. This is why I'm this is about paying for people's time. She's doing it for us, right? This is woman's a hero. I well Let's we'll find out what else so how else this shakes out So she says that the defendant the defendant company violated florida's this is florida Deceptive and unfair trade practices act consumer fraud act and false advertising laws boom Now this is the returning for the plaintiffs in the mac and cheese lawsuit. This is a statement. I've gotten a lot of flack about this case But deceptive advertising is deceptive advertising no matter what here craft charges extra for desirable features saving time

But the marketing is false. It takes far longer for the product to be ready Then as advertised deceptive adverting plain and simple. There are a lot of people They may feel this is just a little fibbing and not really a case and I get that you shouldn't have that But we are striving for something better. All right We want corporate america to be straightforward and truthful and advertising their products My firm also represents clients in what should most of you what should say are more compelling cases our cynic and baby food Except and that's not good. But we don't feel corporations should get a pass for any deceptive advertising because again You're not even adding the years it takes to get up to 550 pounds. No, you're not

That's years that you should be really the most deceptive part of the advertising is calling whatever that liquid orange thing is cheese It's not cheese. It is a science gush. It's it's science semen. It has a it is yes It is um, but I do believe it has an asterisk on it. Yeah, okay I think there is a molecular level cheese happening well that like on some level it is genetically as cheese Perhaps it is and whatever it wants to be it can there's also been some recent lawsuits filed against king's hawaiian

texas hot sauce. Yep, and barilla pasta Alludging that their products have mislabeled or misrepresented the origin Of their respected food. Yes, because apparently the hawaiian bread from king's hawaiian isn't from hawaii texas hot sauce probably from I don't even know I know I know some and then barilla. It's not even from italy I am you know what I'm really oscillating here because I get it because it comes down to yes This is the purpose of our loss. Why do we have laws if we're gonna flaunt the nation of laws We're a nation of laws and like even though I do believe that human beings are an ungovernable flame Right that again because fire is neutral as are we right and all our laws a human construct absolutely

Do we not necessarily if you do believe you stand for something higher Do you feel that you need to be held to some of these laws? Absolutely not. I am in that class right when it comes to fucking my time Fuck you craft. Absolutely. Amanda. How fucking dare you Amanda Ramirez is the gal It's precious Amanda Ramirez is the gal who filed the lawsuit and she did it just days before thanksgiving Because when you do un-thanksgiving you cook a lot of food. You're in a time crunch Well, I'm on king mommy You got a bunch of kids coming over that you hate they're like yeah, and uh, so I think she makes a valid point

And these minutes add up and they add up to five million Dollars what I love is underneath this article is a bunch of spam articles and all of them are Chrissy Metz shows off massive weight loss. That's the that's the one woman from the this is we And then jazz bono skinny now He's dead. No. No. No. No. No not jazz. That's sunny jazz bono. That son. He's dead. Yeah. I'm killed by a tree A melissa mccarthy skinny now Is that what the ad says? That's they're all saying look at her body now. Well, I don't care. Look at her fucking body I hope everybody is healthy. Why are you doing this?

But now this is what I will say when it comes to the comments these commenters They're digging their own grave must be a slow day at the firm red scarab He says I bet her mom was the lady who sued mcdonald's when she spilled hot coffee on her while driving But we know if you know that story know the story She burned her entire pussy off Hey, she burned her entire body with third-degree burns. No, she did coffee did not have to be that hot So that woman also not in the wrong mcdonald's is fine. But don't worry reaganite 88 says you go girl There you go. I love reaganite 88

This is this is great Just a picture of rattle reagan just a lot of you go girl Just a lot of people criticizing this woman But they don't understand that she's doing this for us and I'll tell you one thing I don't doesn't make a difference to me. I feel so I'm fine with her give her fucking money, man People are struggling man. Fuck it. That's cheese money, man. Guess what with craft, you know, it's going on You know, like, you know, let's be straight here, right cheese. That's a fault cheese is fucking them They're pulling that up from the ground. It don't even fucking matter dude. They're gonna print money next week

They're gonna lose five million dollars giving her to be given back to the american people But then the next day they're just gonna come right back around because we need it, don't we? We all love her fucking like little goops. I love velvita cheese. I love it I do like it You know what's just so funny is people really take these comments more seriously than like a lot of far more serious topics So because it seems like this is a topic that I can wrap my brain around Yeah, we're like a lot of things that you say like hey, Henry. What about the them of this? Ukraine I go, uh

Also, no, I don't want to be there. I mean, that's my main opinion. This shit was written by big velvita Magic dear mirror says anyone who has an ounce of common sense would know Ready in three and a half minutes is referring to the micro if only that's an op cheese off false advertising cheese ops everywhere You go you go fucking that's the whole thing about the comment section as man's all fucking cia That is the cheese intelligence agency. Absolutely. So right here at 88 with the you go girl You're the only one that was right. The only one is ever been right. Um, you know who wasn't right though who This woman now we covered this story and this is an update and

I actually kind of want to do a little bit of a trigger warning to our audience because it's Love's hard and I heard it hurts. It's it's hurt it hurts, right? And you never know anybody and I just you know, I don't want to make anybody get sad Thinking about the state of their relationship Because just just so you know when it comes down to it this person Should make you feel a little bit better because it could show you that no matter what it can it always is It's always like this. It could be worse. Um Um, Medivone Rocha Morales. She married a ragdoll man. Do you remember this last year?

There was a couple months on it so it was like early this year She read and um, some people say she did it for the attention. Maybe she did Um, but she said that and then she said she had his ragdoll baby. Mm-hmm. You can see pictures of it online but apparently They're headed for a divorce. Yes. I know this is actually old news. This is three weeks news This is she well, we were away. I know we were away. So apparently he cheated on her And just these men are dogs Men are fucking down ragdolls man. There's a 37 year old young, right? She's 37 year old young, right?

Right. She was there. She she went like this is the problem, right? You got these pictures right here of her. They all have scarecrow hats on I they were having a great time at the park. She was eating her fucking pussy all day. I don't know what happened Now they're calling them the unusual duo. This is according to the sun Um, now they were they were really sad because they were soon due to celebrate their one-year anniversary with their the doll marcello, all right, and then apparently her friend Of course, of course because you gotta trust your friends. You do saw him Marcello the ragdoll man. Yeah

Out with somebody else. Oh my god No, I found out through a friend who told me that she saw marcello entering a motel with another woman While I was hospitalized for three nights and three days with marcellino our son Oh, it's a virus three days with the sun. Yes with the ragdoll sudden Who had a virus now at first I thought she was lying But then I started looking through his phone and I saw the conversations which made me sure he was cheating Is that number one again? Are we paying for this phone? I'm gonna break character a little bit here. Are we are we really paying for a phone for the ragdoll husband?

I mean she is. I mean, I think that yeah, I mean unless the ragdoll pays for it itself Well, they have something over like two I figure with the name. I have a feeling maybe Oh, yeah, it's a three million tick-tock likes and 157 thousand followers Well, she might just need kind of a new storyline to go with because maybe people were getting bored with the idea that she was just having sex with a doll And I mean, I think she she'd have cheated on him to be honest if she's that successful on tick-tock And I everything went down according to son. I uh, I devised a woman said the ragdoll husband kept denying everything He begged for forgiveness and she said the argument was ugly and scared our son who was crying So I shouted to him. Did you see what you have done? I asked him who the woman was

He didn't respond. He didn't even respond Right and I wanted to put him out of this house But our baby is growing up and at this stage he would miss his father a lot Absolutely. Also the love I feel for him made me forgive not completely But I don't think I could live without my husband. And there's a thing. I blame pop music Negent trainers are fucking up and the reason why I'm blame all you fucking if she has been relevant in a while Not to diss. I just haven't heard her name mentioned. I got my goochie Yeah, I got my

No way the town right people all of these songs are about toxic relationships. All right. It started with lady Did she get paid for that? It's just you know, it's I don't know. I don't know by Gucci again. Don't buy designer. They're awful but the Truthfully, they fucking it's all songs all of the pop songs or about how great it is to be in these toxic relationships It's not right because guess we're new spirits in a song called toxic. I know I know because she's under conservatorship She was not anymore now. She's just free. Yeah, I see her boobies a lot. Okay, great. And it's nice I'm glad she was freed so I think show us her boobies and she does her weird spin around Yes, she's got hollow eyes, but that's cool. Oh, she can do it now legally. She's been through a lot

She's been through a lot But this it's just fucking wild dog because look at this woman was brain. She's brainwash She thinks she needs to be in this teta-teta with this ragdoll man. It comes down to it. No woman. You don't Stick up for yourself. You know, she created the doll. She literally It's just her talking to herself. Yeah, it's her talking to herself and I don't think the phone was on I think it was a brick. It was just I mean, who cares if you're gonna fake the whole thing You might as I mean don't buy him a phone plan Well, luckily it seems that all the well wishes have worked their magic according to son because the couple could later be seen enjoying

Ice cream while sitting on a bench. Well, that is nice. Look at this. They made up I'm happy they made up last I heard they were getting a divorce so the tiktok romance continues I think that I think that it's because she doesn't know what else to do. No, I think she's a broken woman I think she needs writers. Yeah, perhaps. She needs like a group of people. I think they need more kids If they had another kid, this is the thing honestly though. Ooh, get a little robot That would be cool Or now you bring a human child in because then we have one human being like where are they human? I don't think we want a human child involved with this. I'm gonna be traumatic and I'd start to believe

He's more real if he had she had a human child come out that kind of looked like him but halfway Yeah, yeah, you get a kid you do plastic surgery on the kid So it looks like a kind of like stretched face rag doll. That's easy to do. You just Yeah, pull the face to the side like you're making taffy. Yeah And that would be again. I feel like that would allow me to have a little bit more of a suspension of this belief Well, speaking of romance this story isn't nearly as fun A woman flew 3 000 miles to see this dude that she was dating online But then he killed her and then it was for her organs. So anyway, it just sucks

It sucks. You gotta do that. You know what do a zoom date? I guess start with the zoom dates And then also like if if you're in the middle of in a date and he's asking you like how succulent your organs are Right because that's the things that you have to go and because he probably has to palpate If they go their thing and they feel they feel your guts and like, you know After I'd be like stop playing with my tummy and he's just like, oh, yeah, I just love your tummy I love your guts. I love your guts and she she's like, oh cool. I flew here I'm not anywhere near my home

Right, so um, yeah, that didn't go well But I also wonder whether or not I hopefully that is real because there's always those like kind of what are now considered somewhat urban legends Maybe that you'd like wake up in a tub of ice and I don't think it's an urban legend I don't think that's an urban legend and I hope it isn't real I hope it I hope it's not real But indeed so love is a dangerous game All right, let's move on to hero of the week All right, so here we go

I uh, let's well, there's a bunch of them that are possible. Uh, you know, there's a Yeah, there's a three rare. There's three rare white reindeer calves. Nope. They're getting ready for Christmas. Um Nope That one. No, I don't care about that a guy found a $40,000 diamond ring buried on a Florida beach Track down the owner and they broke down in tears. Oh, that's nice. That's fine. It's whatever We should be so attached to these material goods, but yep, what are you gonna do? I mean, that's fine. That's nice. He didn't steal it He didn't put it on his cock and balls and take a picture of it and send it to a bunch of children Right. That's where we're at. That's the bar

absolutely and Let's see here Well, organ has pardoned 45,000 people of cannabis possession charges for giving 14 million dollars in funds There you go. That's going to Reagan did it, right? Sometimes they do it right and honestly, I really I appreciate that. So thank you. Good work. Absolutely last prisoner project Look it up. Donate. Look it up. We got to get these people out of jail, man All right, let's do some listening emails When I was 17, I took a trip with my parents to Ireland

One of her first stops was the hill of Tara a site of ancient ritual and ceremony including monuments with names like the stoner destiny And the mound of hostages Mama now on the day of our visit. It was overcast and chilly and I was brimming with teenage gangst I walked off of my own to brood and wandered until eventually I found myself alone on a small hill at the periphery of the site Well, the hill of Tara is mostly clear of trees. The other side of this hill looked down into a dense forest I remember pausing feeling a pit in my stomach because I was on the edge of as if I was on the edge of a cliff And digging at the spaces between the trees below me looked very dark I had the distinct feeling that I should not go further

Confused shook it off. I took a couple slow steps down the hill scanning the trees. I stopped on my tracks again There hanging from one of the branches at the foot of the hill Was a noose Undeniably a noose for hanging people from a tree now a second After I saw I heard the loud and piercing call of a wild cat I grew up in the air with big cats and was close to what I heard in the mountains at night So enough so that I immediately flagged it as danger danger, but not necessarily a supernatural Now I can tell that when I'm not wanted

Sure some of us could absolutely right now I turned and I ran pretty much all the way back to the parking lot It wasn't until recently decades later that I realized there are no big cats in Ireland Whoa Sure of what I saw just a person. I know what I saw. Yeah, right So I think maybe I was in a place where the veil is already thin and might have seen some extra psychic energy He might have come off of me because I was a hormone teenager could be who knows all right There's another cryptid email

I saw something super weird and I haven't stopped thinking about it since My boyfriend and I were on our way to see the darkness the band. Oh, yeah Of course They're actually really fun. They're in like an 80s cockroach throwback band. Yeah, they're great. Yeah It was raining when an hour's drive ahead of us and we were already running late as we approached the top of his street I saw a small brown animal crossing the road at first. I thought it was a huge cane toad They're common in Queensland at this time of year especially with all the rain we've been having but as we got closer I realized this was not definitely not a cane toad. Oh, that's not it. Okay. No cane toad instead of hopping across the road

This thing was walking. Oh That's different than a toad. Can't dance I can't talk talk. The only thing about me is the way that I want Whoa is Peter Gabriel. Wow. All right. Now as I sped towards it I saw it more clearly through the rain the best way I could describe it It looked like a tortoise with no shell. It had a round rock Melon cantaloupe size body That's sloped down in the back instead of the double jointed froggy legs that you'd expect from a toad

Did four straight legs that jutted down from each corner of its body like a gecko It had no neck and said it's a had a flat face did segment protruded out of its rotund little body Okay, the whole thing was dark brown and was textured. This sounds like marcus's goblin It really does now it could have been covered in mud Right. Now as my car sped past it, I didn't flinch or try to move out of the way It just carried on slowly while it waddling down the road Immediately I was hit with an intense weird feeling like I'd seen something I shouldn't have What the fuck was that I said? What was that? What the fuck was that?

My boyfriend had who hadn't been paying attention his head down in his phone I told him when he I'd seen he didn't really react. So you want to turn around you said What if it was a cat or something? Maybe it's hurt get off the phone I was telling you it's not a cat and I'm not fucking turning around I don't know what that was. It was a real life pokemon. It was a whole fight All right I was anchors for the rest of the drive everything felt wrong and gross and I fought so hard to get the image out of the thing Out of my head, right?

But no one believed right no one believes this person now a cape rain frog They're absolutely terrifying to be honest. This is the closest thing I found But it is not exact and considering that they are found in Australia I'm gonna convince it was what I saw. This is a cape cape rain frog Okay Well, it sounds like a fantastic Uh, I hate it I hate it

It's quite large. You can't see it if you were listening, but Yeah, I hate it That's how I would react. I wouldn't want to maybe you'd squeeze it until it kind of burps a little bit there It's actually kind of it can be cute if you name it and get to know it or something Yeah, you call it like Harvey, but if you just see it randomly you call it buttons or whatever Yeah, something like that. Mr. Greckles I don't want to see it like if I'm just like camp in or walk in or like it would take a second But if it was my friend I'd be like this is my friend Mel Gibson the cape rain frog. Yeah, he's cute. Mm-hmm. Don't get it drunk

Do not get it do now All right. Well, that's it. Fantastic Someone saw a frog and then somebody else saw something else. Well, that was encrypted. Hey, what do you even do? Thank you all so much for listening always All right and live every day knowing for a fact you never know when that fucking Yeah, you think sure I can make my macaroni and cheese in three and a half minutes and I'll make it to court on time Absolutely, not gonna happen. But guess what man? No, because you're gonna be laughing your way to be in court Marshalled by the U.S. Navy. Mm-hmm as you didn't arrive on time for 90 seconds mission

The service who knows you graffitied the toilets. Sure. You're you you were you had I don't know sex there Oh, my god. I'm really mad and they didn't laugh. All right, except now. I think you can right sure You could have open gay sex now in the U.S. Navy. I better I don't know how I mean, I don't know how them sailors cope I mean, I've seen the beds. There's you're on the waves and you just like you've been mopping all day And then you see old private sanderson. He's got fucking said new trousers private center. Yes, they're a petite bunch Yeah, but when and got him I wouldn't got him pressed earlier and then I went and got an iron Oh, you know, I mean a funny thing is he found he's been having sex with the captain with a whole bunch of other men. Yes

All right, I don't know. Well, thank you so much. I just got here. I just let I just don't I don't know what I'm gonna say All you know, it's our first episode back from Thanksgiving. So we've been saying this for a while Like we've been coming up with fun new excuses of like why we've been bad Yeah, I mean, I mean, I think the show is the show is just doing good. I mean the show is good It shows a rocket. Oh, yeah, look at us man. It's one of the best shows. It's called side stories on our network It's the best show called side stories on LPN. That's really all you can do is compete with yourself. All right, everyone Thank you so much for listening and hail yourselves Hail Satan much like they have to do in the tour de France. What are they doing that for?

Oh, actually, no, they are no nevermind. Okay. They do they do compete with the others. All right Magus to lichens everybody else. This is great. Fantastic. Help me. All right. Just fucking please help me I'm gonna go shove these ricolas In every orifice of my body. I think that's really smart. Great This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network.com