Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Chick-fil-Assault

Episode Date: August 29, 2019

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Chicken sandwich stabbing, dark web castration, Free Meek Mill, and MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last stop. On the left. Side stories. Love your glids. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yeah. Hey guys, I don't know if you noticed, there's going to be a little bit of a difference in the audio quality today. Because today is a special day. Really? Yeah. Okay, why? Because I'm finally home. It's so good to be finally be home in my mama and papa's house. Oh yeah, buddy. Oh, these walls. Oh, the memories. The cherished memories of my childhood home. I'm sitting in Jackie's childhood room currently, and you can just hear in the walls.

You can hear what I remember hearing outside the door, right? Because our rooms are right next to each other when we were growing up. And I can hear Jackie going like, oh, Legolas, will you be my boyfriend? She was speaking to Legolas. Oh yeah, she had a life-size cutout of Legolas. You're like, oh Legolas, will you kiss me? Will you kiss me tonight? Oh, she's going to torture you when she finds out you just told that story to the world. No, but she knows the thing, and then you hear Legolas go, of course, Jackie. Of course, I'll be your gay boyfriend. Really? She's just like, oh, I knew you would. Oh, Jackie's going to murder you. Hey, what's up, everyone? Welcome to Side Stories. I'm Ben. We have Henry hanging out in his beautiful...

I'm looking at the pillows. Everything is a version of a weird color green and brown. Really kick-ass calendar in the background. You are living... It's country cabin. It's country cabin. You're living the dream. Henry's a Browsky. Do you feel like a child again? All I try to do is try to, every day, try to get the pure joy, the ecstasy of being a boy. The listless ecstasy of my 280-pound body consuming Alfredo sauce at 3 o'clock in the morning with Jackie. Because Jackie and I used to have our second dinners late at night because Jackie used to work really hard in school. So she was also on a lot of Adderall I'll find out later. Yeah, she was a real Jesse Spano from Save by the Bell.

She really was. Very excited. So excited, so scared. Of course. I mean, Jackie got straight A's, didn't she? But she worked really hard. I learned that you had to be good at the tests and then you get a reputation of being a class clown and you got a lot of passes. Ah, yes. I did a similar thing. Yes, we hacked the system. Jackie was good at school, but the reason... Okay, the thing is, I was bad at school. It caused my mom to put a microscope on my life because she equated bad grades with doing drugs, experimenting with fraternizing with boys and women. Oh my goodness. She really viewed me as quite a sex bot.

Really? 280-pound, 16-year-old Henry Zabrowski. Oh yeah. Your mom was concerned that you were going to knock a young girl up and have a child out of wedlock? I don't think that was going to happen. My father thought I was gay until I brought my first girlfriend home and then he was super excited. They didn't know how much lick I was making in this childhood. I don't know if that's... I think you might be... You might have some revisionist history going on.

Winner's right history. Yeah, is that right? I think the only licking was licking your own palms so you could jerk off smoother. But whatever. I don't know. I have my own VCR. What else was I supposed to do? Jackie was good at school so they didn't deeply pry into her life. So she got to do a lot of drugs. Jackie and I used to have second dinners at night where we'd just like, oh yeah, time to get out that meatloaf.

And then we'd cover it extra cheese and put it in the toaster oven. And then watch Iron Chef because at the time the old school Iron Chef used to be on... Oh, I loved it. Oh, that was kickass. That's a great competition. We used to have so much fun, man. That was the fun time just like snarling down that food. That was sober. Yeah, no, I believe that. Yeah, no, you definitely had an addiction. An addiction to cheese and meatloaf and a whole series of other kind of food. Of course, you grew up in an Italian household.

This whole place, this morning I woke up to a fun conversation with my mom which was like, just so you know, we have the cremation already paid for. Me, father, and I already don't have to worry about that. You don't have to pay for the caskets because we don't want when we want to be burned. Why does your mom... And then you can do whatever you want with the rashes, Henry Thomas, whatever you want. I was like, oh, you want me to fucking snort them like you're Ozzy Osbourne? That's what we're talking about.

Why does your mom like you want the most devastating information? It really is a strange habit that she has. We think your uncle was molested. We should, we don't know. But it's just an evil rumor. It's just a rumor that makes sense that this is where we got it from. Where it's all just fan fiction. Yes, yeah, absolutely. It's fairy tales, but cruel fairy tales about our lives, about our history.

You know, your mom has a lot of time on her hands and she has to do something. She has to think about some things. I think that they live an exciting life, but you know, they only go to two restaurants. So you got to spice it up a little bit. You got Frenchies which is the Greek restaurant because they make it so, oh, I hate when you go to the Greek place and they cover it in olives. And I was like, mom, it's Greek place. You go to a Greek food restaurant.

Oh, it's disgusting how many olives put on there. I got to spit them out. Pui, pui, pui. I mean, none of it's good. And they go to that and they go to the outbacks. The outbacks take us. But outbacks here in Florida, they don't even, you don't have to even sit in the restaurant.

It's like the best part is that you go to the drive-through window. You go to the pickup window. Really? You don't have to pay all that extra money on drinks. And you got to pay all that extra money. Honestly though, that is making money on top of money. And that's actually a good segue into a little tale here. We don't have the most intense stories this week.

We've been covering a lot of them. Yeah, we've been covering a lot of them. We have a couple of viewer emails or listener emails that we're going to read. But this story, this, I think we've all been here. So a woman accused, this woman was accused of attacking a pregnant driver and the, why did she attack her? Because the pregnant driver cut her off in a Chick-fil-A drive-through. And you know, it's definitely not right to stab someone.

You should never attack them, especially if they're pregnant. No. But also, cutters? That's, I mean, you got people who are hungry. You know that they're hungry and you know they're angry because they're in line at a Chick-fil-A. You are just tempting the devil if you do something egregious, such as cut in line, when in a drive-through.

So you got to know what risk you're taking to get that Chick-fil-A a little faster. There's a part of me that actually wonders, because this is a recent story, right? Yes. This is a recent one. This is from August 27th. I think that there is a renewed pressure now on Chick-fil-A, right? Because of the Popeye's chicken sandwich kerfluffle. I know.

Now a lot of people are saying, for those that don't know, there was a Twitter feud because that's where our presidents fight and that's where our fast food restaurants fight with each other as well with Popeyes and Chick-fil-A. But some folks are saying, Henry, that's a big marketing plan, a big ploy by both Popeyes and Chick-fil-A. No. Yes.

Kissell, what? Yes. It could all be a lark. They're lying. No, it's not lying. It's not lying. It's marketing. Marketing.

See, there's a big difference there. There is. The authorities in Delaware, they charged this 19-year-old woman with assault and reckless endangerment for allegedly attacking the pregnant woman. A statement by the Delaware State Police confirms the charges against Jada Blank, which include a single count of menacing. So she won't be going away for that long. Nobody asked this bitch to get pregnant.

No. All right. Well, that's not controversial. She knows. She knows. You almost made me agree with something bad. You made me almost agree with something bad. Right.

Because she is eating for two. And if you're a little baby in the womb, and you have a mom who loves you enough to get you Chick-fil-A before you can even breathe outside of a body. Southern mother. Southern mother, controversial mother. But you know what I'll say? So, you've been reading all this news. Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, running out of chicken.

Popeyes running out of chicken. So you start getting a thought in your head, these motherfuckers are shortlisting us on chicken. And so, and they're doing it on purpose. Oh, yeah. They're limiting supply on purpose so that you get all revved up and you miss out on that chicken. So you get thirsty for it.

You've got to show up. You've got to get it, right? Yeah. So maybe Chick-fil-A has got a little bit of a run of its own, and now they're seeing, okay, Popeyes is fucking, this is about economics. Right. This is bigger than fucking you. This is bigger than me.

They are looking at the bottom line, and they're like, okay, we've got every motherfucking in the world out here lining up for a sweet ass cha-hot chicken. Right. Right. And we normally have it. So when they show up looking for that chicken, and it's not there, ooh, they want to come back even harder for it. Yeah.

Chick-fil-A might be, I'm not saying they are, but I'm going to see the way people fuck with supply and demand. Sure. Right. Look at the fed. Yeah. Just look at the fed. If they're doing it on that level, they're going to be doing it on the smaller levels.

So what they're doing is maybe they're going to go on a short shrift here for the chicken trying to bump up the demand. So this bitch understands, I got to go. I got to fucking take out this woman. She's going to take probably four sandwiches. She could. She's eating for two. Absolutely.

And then, you know, maybe the husband or the boyfriend or whoever got her pregnant. He's probably hungry as well. So he's going to need to get something. She's going to be artificially inseminated. So she's going to be bringing 10 Chick-fil-A sandwiches to all the doctors. I love this. At the IVF clinic. I love Ben Stein, Henry Zabrowski, supply side economics.

You're nailing it. So Blake was the operator of a vehicle. That's the woman who attacked this other chick. Blake was the operator of a vehicle. This is according to the police. Blake was the operator of a vehicle that was waiting in the drive-thru lane when another vehicle operated by a 21-year-old female attempted to pull in front of her. The police say Blake accelerated abruptly and blocked the vehicle from moving forward.

She then exited her vehicle and confronted. The other driver don't mess with people when they are hungry. I mean, they all say everyone always says we're about three meals away from a revolution. Technically if you don't have people fed, you got a bunch of angry folks on your hands and they will stab and murder, potentially kill someone, you know, just to get that sweet chicken. I mean, we talk about the water wars, but I think you're right. Maybe it is a chicken war coming up.

Right now they're trying to make, we're part of an artificial chicken war that we have been placed into in order to distract us for the fact that the earth is dying. All of this is, it says what's happening. They're trying to take focus away from the Epstein case. That's what all, this is all about. You think this is all about Epstein? Oh, holy. Really?

Okay. But the, so say this again, pregnant woman was the one that cut the other person off? Yes. Or pregnant woman? No, that's the thing. That's what happened. And then she said, no, that ain't going to happen. So she blocked her and was like, I'm sorry, buddy, you're not going in here first.

I will say for Miss Blake, the woman who stabbed the other woman, she did waste valuable time that she could have spent getting her chicken sandwich because then of course she got arrested and no word in the article, if she did end up receiving a chicken sandwich, I'm assuming the police probably did not allow her to go through with her order, but I don't know. I don't know. I, obviously this fight is about something else. You think so? I think this is literally about a chicken sandwich.

It might be because, and again, you're, I think you're correct because I was recently having a food supply problem in my Civ five game because I'm playing the Zulus and I'm trying to do domination victory and I had a whole problem with supply lines. Right. I've been working on and working on. Well, I have some, you know, I have a similar supply story when it comes to division two. I'm working on getting my, you know, the true sons. They're messing with my supply lines.

It's very difficult to keep up because they're extremely aggressive. So I understand. But the difference is Henry, those are video games and this woman, what she did brought it into the real world. She had a vision and she brought it into reality. And playing for keeps. I remember, it reminds me of the Chappelle show sketches that one of the best series they went keeping it real goes wrong.

Ah, yes. I do love Chappelle. He was very, very funny. Um, okay. I want to read this story from Newsweek, Florida man arrested after botched home castration on man. He met via dark web unique fetish site. Okay.

Interesting. This was written by Jason Murdock. I'm not going to be, come what happened with the budget people are getting hit up for plagiarism. I'm going to make sure you tell people who wrote these things because people work hard in these articles. Absolutely. A 74 year old Florida man was arrested on Monday following a botched castration attempt on an individual.

He met via a dark web fetish site police say, according to jail inmate records, Gary van Rizwick of Sebring was detained by officers from the Highlands County Sheriff's office on Monday and charged with practicing medicine without a license. So that's the charge. That's really what the charge is. The charge is practicing. This is what we're doing. Really?

That's an issue. Unfortunately, we were, well, we were going to try to get him on Weenie Wacken, but that is not an official crime. Um, deputies arrived at the man's four day road residence shortly before midnight Sunday after a 911 hang up call. The door was answered by Van Rizwick who told them he had castrated to man 53. The man was found in the bed in the home bleeding heavily from the groin. Close by a pink container contained his testicles, deputies say.

The room had been set up like a surgical center complete with medical equipment and pain killers. A camera had also been set up to record the procedure, but it was not immediately clear if it was filming. It's a prank one. Oh, right. It's like the impractical jokers. Really? I love the impractical jokers.

Check out their show. Big fans. There's news next year, Sal and Joe are just wonderful people. We love them. Make sure you remind them because they invited us and I don't know if it's because they were drunk or not, but you tell them we want to be on that impractical joke. No, that's the best thing with Sal and Joe because they're real dudes just like us. And so every conversation we have is like, yeah, man, we got to do that cruise, dude.

Like we're just like hammered off a Bud Light. Yes. Just wonderful. Um, but I have a question here. So what is this whole fantasy? Because we've heard about this before. This whole castration thing, they met on the dark web. The guy was, I obviously into having his balls removed from his body by a man who was visibly

not a doctor. If you look at the man's mugshot, he looks, um, like someone that you would cross the street if you saw him walking towards you. He's extremely scary. He's just old. He's old white. Just a scary dude. Just a guy who if the baseball goes into his yard, it's his baseball.

No kids go in there Santa Claus, but with the WS. It is this man is very, very scary looking. So why, why do this? Why, why take, why would you do this? You know what's weird is that this is fairly common. The removal of the penis is something that people find very interesting. I don't know why, but you can only do it one time. You can only do it once.

Yes. So what, I mean, at some point, the guy's just sitting there bleeding from the groin. He had to have like a thought where it's like, oh, shouldn't have done that. Like that was, oh, that was going to be like, I wish I didn't ruin on that guy. I wish it was Billy, that guy I met in Italy, man, that guy was nice. I wish he would have done it to me, but he ran away. So I tried to get him to do it. I gave him the knife.

But Van Rizwick told police he had attempted the same procedure on the man a week prior, but it was delayed. He claimed to have castrated a man a few years ago, which is, I guess you get it back, you want to do it again, in a motel that had similar results, but was not reported to law enforcement at the time, deputies noted. Now this is according to BuzzFeed. But what's the other possible result? There's no other possible result.

Did this man think that something else was going to happen? There's just no receipt. Okay. There's no going back. So once the penis is gone, your ultimate pleasure has happened, right? So then it's over. But according to BuzzFeed, now this is where it gets, I'm going to say the details get unfortunate.

The initial procedure had to be pushed back a week because the man had ejaculated while Van Rizwick attempted to sanitize his penis the last time. So he covered a bunch of hand sanitizer, which is true to sanitize it and the guy fuck just came his pants, right? Scott Dressel, the sheriff's office, public information officer, man, he must have been so excited to deal with this. I don't know. To the media outlet, he was unsure if the patient's testicles have been reattached when

he reached the hospital. Yeah. Where he remains in a stable condition. You say stable, I mean, physically. Yes. He might need to go see a therapist or something. The sheriff's office. And according to the sheriff's office, and you know what, I don't even know if he even

want that, meaning he doesn't even know if he'd want his testicles reattached. Really? Because he asked for them to be cut off. I guess that's true. He would have to go and do this all over again. So basically on Facebook, the sheriff's department was like, it was a pretty routine stop. But most of them, but then they go on to say, but most of them don't make the cut when it comes to being memorable.

This one will definitely hang around in the memory for a while. I know they're sneaking in puns here because they close it out with asshole. This one is a little, let's just say sensitive. You could even say it's kinda nuts. So the sheriff's department having a good time because I guess the only crime that they could charge him with is, you're not a doctor. You're not a doctor. You're not a doctor.

So that's it. Well, it is consensual. It seems to be that the reason why they called 911 was because he was bleeding uncontrollably. And despite the fantasy, or maybe even because of the fantasy, he's not a doctor. So there's really not much he can do. So I imagine maybe this is the first time, I mean, he says he'd done it years ago. So maybe he, ah, that, you know, he knew what to expect. Or maybe he didn't, maybe before he just cut the actual penis off and not the balls.

That poor maid at whatever LaQuinta in that he did his first surgery at, just opening up the doors. I mean, I feel bad for maids. I always leave a tip because not, you know, not to be funny. I leave a tip of cash, not, not my, whatever, but yes, but my God, you just walk up, you open the door and then all you see is just something covered in blood and perhaps a pair of testicles on the dresser. I mean, that's a rough day for a maid.

Well, it tell you what, if I was doing this, I'd want to go to a fancy hotel because normally they're better at covering your secrets. Not like though, what, where do we go to in St. Paul where the cops on me for weed? Oh my God, we have to put, put that place on the ground. Was that the Hyatt Place? Was the Hyatt Place in St. Paul? The Hyatt Place in St. Paul? Do not go to the Hyatt Place in St. Paul.

Don't go to that place. They were horrible. They were a bunch of narks. Yeah, they were. The place to fuck itself. They are. But they, they are saying that this is what they're, you know, one of those chains were probably called the police.

We're a nicer hotel, even the Caesars in Atlantic City. What? That's a good place to cut a guy's dick off. I'm pretty sure. If he wants it. If the Caesars would, I think even a nice hotel in this case, if they find a pair of testicles in a jelly jar on the dresser, I think they would call the cops. I'm just gonna throw that out there.

I don't know. It could be a good luck charm. It could be passed down. Who knows what my parents will. It's not the guy. Who knows at the very end, at the very end of their lifestyle where my father decided as a fun joke to get his eggs fucking, quote unquote, eggs pickled. So I could have him.

I mean, I don't know what he's going to do with his weird old Navy ideas that could come back. I don't know. We're not old Navy, the store, but the U.S. Navy. Right. Right. Of course. He's not the Major League.

What's the name of the black dude from Major League with the balls and they always did that thing with the balls and then he would always hit the home run. I think it's just me. Is that Major League? Oh God. Is it one and two? I think it might be. Oh, he's great.

Anyway. All right. So if you're going to have a eunuch fetish, I suppose if it's all consensual, you'd do you, but just just do it with a doctor. If that's something that you really want to do, just understand because you can again, you can only do it the one time. I don't get it. But that's, you know what?

Different. Different. Because then in the end, this is my other thing. If the fantasy is so thorough, but the guy, the guy just came one time. Right. Yeah. You're fucking trying to get his dick all clean, I guess. And so he shoots at one time, a man is ready to go at least 45 minutes later.

So why wouldn't you redo it unless you just understand being like, you know what? You could actually just blow me. Yeah. You know what? This really works. We'll do this next week where you can then start becoming the movie Helen Hunt's The Sessions, where every single time you go, and yeah, you're making a big deal about him cutting your penis off and how much you want it, but really in the end, you just want a doctor

to jerk you off. There it is. It's just that that's a perfect compromise. Maybe put a rubber band around the balls. You get the sensation. No. Make him go numb and then you can pretend. You can pretend.

I'm just going to say this seems like something you can simulate. As soon as you come, you're thinking clearly again. Sure. You got to get it out. Get it out. Get it out of the system because then you can go back to normal and really decide, do I want to do this? Is this my dream?

Right. Do I really want to be on this softball team, this unisex softball team, or do I just think I'm going to get closer to Mary Lou? Well have a little fun with it. Well speaking of a little fun, this story I just want to talk about briefly because he's just, this man is the gift that keeps on giving. He's got about another, maybe 13 seconds of fame left, but we'll talk bagel boss here. Oh, you want to tell this story?

I feel like this story, I guess you could do it. But I don't want to give him too much attention. No, we're not going to give him too much more attention. But if you want to find the New York Post, Chris Perez, he wrote this article and there's a video of the bagel boss freaking out and he just got arrested and you know, the cop said that they're sick of his nonsense. He was cursing at the police. They took him down.

They arrested him. They put shackles all over his body and evidently, this is something that's fairly common with the police when they just straight up want to humiliate someone. They put the ankle shackles on and Henry was telling me. My father did tell me. My father told me they was he's like, if you really want an easy way to calm a guy down, put him in anklets. Yes.

He's like, if a guy is freaking out, you do the hands and say, hey, we're going to hog tie you. Right. Do you want that? And if they're too busy, bagel boss and going, ah, fuck you, fuck you, pig, fuck you, pig. Because you know, he was making a big deal because unfortunately he was going for human tornado that's because that's the short man's last resort is scorched earth. Well, this is the thing, you know, the, the, the only comparisons here that we have is,

you know, Henry is much taller. Henry is a gigantic man compared to this little man. I slapped the fucking shit out of bagel boss. You could, you would dominate bagel boss, but the thing is when you're a little person, this is why I don't mess with little people. I don't, I don't mess with anyone because you never know who's crazy. But I say anyone under five eight or five eight goes, I see I'm being nice to you. Goes crazy in a fight because that's the only resort.

So bagel boss is really just doing what the only thing you can do, Tasmanian devil. But at the end of the day, you're still going to lose, but he did take the tiny person strategy of just go crazy and see if you can poke an eye out. It's like punishing a dog too hard for shit in the house. It's just a dog and it's an animal and it's going to do it sometimes. The animal doesn't really know. Bagel boss is a fucking animal. He only knows the rules of the jungle.

He's trying to make a big deal. My father told me again, he's like, you put the guy in an Anklets, if he's still screaming, what we then do is we attach the handcuffs to the Anklets, fully hog tie you. Now you really can't move. If you're still screaming, they put you in a big burlap sack, which is true. A burlap sack. They have a sack that they just put you in. If again, if you're really, really upset, and he's like, we try not to hit you.

I love the way he puts it, it's like, I don't want to hit you. I don't want to get blood in my fucking pants. Like literally this is what he said. He's like, so? When it comes down to it, it's a lot of energy. Fucking pin a guy down and you're hitting him. It's like you could juice him a couple of times, which is what he called shooting him in the face, giving him like either pepper spray, doing pepper spray, because that was

back in the day when they weren't really doing the tasers. So he's like, we have to have to beat you in a submission, which we don't want to do. So it's just a little bit easier to put you in a sack. And then you can scream all you want, but we can barely heal you. So basically they put you at the back so you can scream it out. I see. All right. Well, it's a good thing cell phone cameras weren't around when your father was working

the beat, because I have a feeling he would have been a bit of a problematic character. I will say they were taming quote unquote taming New York in 1970s of the 1980s, but it was also it was bad. There was many bad. It sounds like it. All right. So there you go. We won't mention him again, but I just thought that was interesting because he did in he

did utilize the Henry Zabrowski strategy of if in a fight, you just go crazy. And then the cops utilize the Henry Zabrowski senior shred of a really good way to calm a grown man down is to embarrass him in front of a giant group of people. Because that's really what they did was deeply, deeply embarrass his fucking ass. Yes, absolutely. But she's was already doing himself because he's an embarrassing person and he needs to go away and he keeps showing up on all these things. I think he got a serious XM contract.

Well, you know what? We had one of the best pilots in serious radio history and they said no, but thank God. Thank God. Do you remember the conversation we had with them with a legitimately said because he thought it was too good. I'm like, oh, yeah, no, that's why you're not giving us a job. That was it. They said it was too sincere because we were doing comedy central serious radio.

I don't even know if that still exists. And they said that we were too sincere. And I suppose we should have done, you know, I don't know something I felt we were fairly sarcastic. I thought it was so as well. But you never know. If you want it, by the way, just speaking of that, it was good that they said no, because now we get to have our own company and we get to be with all of you.

If you want to be inspired, Henry, you have to listen to what the from friends, the tall one from friends, the girl, I don't know what her name, Phoebe, Phoebe gave it a commencement speech and it was very inspiring friend. Yes. But it was very inspiring. She still was on friend, she was booked friend, Henry. She was told no, no, no, so many times. And then yes, she did find herself a multi-millionaire in her mid twenties.

Yes. She was like 28. I know. She booked friends. Yes. But nonetheless, it was inspiring. So I recommend it. Thank you though.

Honestly, you're correct. Someone sent me a really good UFO video from Reddit alien subreddit, which was fun. And it was a flying saucer on the way to the UK. Okay. This was posted by somebody. That's just fucking crazy. This is a nice size object. That is just a disc.

It's cool. It's a good footage. Oh, I will say Natalie and I spent about 25 minutes staring at a weird thing in the sky last night. Really? We were hammered. No, but what did you see up there? I mean, obviously, I feel like there's a lot of reports in Florida about UFOs and things

like that. It was glittering pretty hard. And we saw something not too long ago in December 24th of 2016, we saw a red object. That was very, very interesting. But I don't know. Could have been a Chinese Lancer because people were doing that all the time. So I don't want to say me. I am way more even though I seem to be an excitable person when it comes to these news

stories. I also don't. It's some pretty heavy testicles and a jar evidence. Wow. I need it right there. I really want to see it. See it. Okay.

If I'm going to talk about it officially. Okay. So, but this video that you were that was sent to you, if you want to look it up, it's from the UK, July 10th, 2019. Take a look at this video, like search for it on Reddit if you want to be on that website. Search for it and it is very interesting. It's on our aliens. All right.

I went up right here, saw a flying saucer on my flight to the UK, July 10th, 2019. Search that on our aliens and yeah, man, that's extremely trippy. It's, you're looking at it. I'm looking at it right now. It's sort of, it's very, it's like, again, people need to stay still when filming these things. It's difficult. It's on a, you get excited.

So he's on an airline, so we know that there is, yeah, that's really scary. It looks as if it's kind of like a cloud or something, but it's not. I like it. It looks like a paper. It looks like one of those plastic bags blown in the wind, like an American beauty. Very powerful. No, it doesn't. It's like a solid, like a tic-tac.

It's very cool. I think it's very interesting. Oh, I also, I'm going to post in those episodes that we, I think was probably two months ago. I have the, I finally got permission to post the ring video of that female ghost. Cool. And I'm going to post it on the Twitter account. Awesome. And we have another kick-ass ghost video from the man that we met at Comic-Con, which we

should ask. We just have to find that somewhere in the mix. Yeah. We would love that. Okay. Very cool. So check out that hot UFO footage. This is why it's a little scary to look out the window when flying in an airplane because

you never know what you're going to see and the Twilight Zone really did ruin that for me. Just thinking about the little green men hanging out on the wings, ready to pounce and eat. Thing on the wing. Something. Something on the wing. I do wish that, do you feel like pilots have stopped, like, pointing out, like, landmarks anymore?

What do you mean? Like, pilots more often back in the day, you just be like, then, ladies and gentlemen, if you take a look at your left window, you'll see the bearing straight. And, like, they don't do that as much. No, they don't do that. The pilots are only there to deliver relatively bad news and then sometimes mildly okay news. But it's never great when the pilot comes on. No.

No. But you know what? It's either at the, it's either at the, but if you're not, if you're, the plane is not moving and the pilot comes on, it means that you're about to be told you're not going to leave today. No, definitely not. I don't really like, and it's sad. I don't know what happened to me.

I used to like when people were more spicy, but, you know, you see those videos sometimes of like a steward being like, oh, this one sings all of the announcements. This steward tells funny jokes, but I don't really need it. I just kind of want to sit. You're losing the fun. I'm losing the fun. Our travels are just becoming more mundane to you because the more you're in a plane, the more it becomes like a bus.

And the last thing I want to hear is a funny bus driver. No, I don't want to hear it. Every once in a while, a flight attendant is super funny. And I appreciate it. I do. It's better than being mad. It is. Because if they're mad, they're going to kill one of us.

They're going to just open the door and let us all die in there because they're going to take this as their moment to put revenge on every customer that's wrong them. Yeah. So I try to be nice. I'm very nice. It's also important. I'm very nice. Do you tip your flight attendant?

No. You should be tipping them more. Is that right? You got the cash. You got the cash. You don't have to do it. I didn't think that that was even a thing. Don't touch them.

No. I know you don't. Nice to put it. You got a six inches rule. It's not a warrant video. It's not pour some sugar on me. I understand. I would just give them 20 bucks, but I didn't think that that is that something I should

be doing? Yeah. Oh, everybody. Tip anybody. Really? In the end, they want the test because they are sky bartenders half the time, but also sky security officers. Yeah.

So you just give them a little, give them a fiver. You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. It's like a friendly older like man. You know what I mean? You can put it in his pocket. Okay. All right.

I'll treat it like the polar express. Thank you. You know what I mean? All right. Yeah. You just slide in the palm. You're like, this is for yourself. Oh, that is a cool thing to do.

And it's a cool thing to say. This is for you and your family. Yeah. I like that. And we had my favorite stewardess was a woman who told us me and Marcus all about a humanoid that she had, uh, that she had encountered on the plane made me feel slightly concerned because I put my last podcast on, I put my last podcast hat on. I love the story.

I think it's great. Awesome. Cool. Humanoids. When I take the last podcast hat off, I'm like, Oh no, you're in charge of the fucking rats. You are the third. There is a crash.

You are the third in command when it comes. You got two pilots and then it's like you and I don't know. Anyway, well, we will get to some more letters here in a moment. And I just want to do hero of the week. And hero of the week this week is a man who's been struggling with some transgressions when he was a teenager and they've been haunting him his entire rap career. But now he is finally free rapper meek mill has had all charges dropped against him. He in 2007 authorities charged him with assault, drug and gun possession.

He was 19 ever since mill has been in and out of the both courts and the penal system even amid allegations of police corruption lodged against the arresting officer. So meek, your hero of the week, congratulations on having all of your charges dropped. And it just lets you know who is this person. He's a rapper. He's a very successful rapper. He's like what? And honestly, he do.

Can I just say what songs that he did? Well, you can. You know, you're trying to put me on the spot with all that. He did. Sing one. He did. He did meek mills and farm and fleet. He did.

Can you sing the hook to any one of his songs? I'm meek and I'm strong. But I'm strong. You know, this is more of an old country music fan, but I, but I still appreciate art. I'm with you and I, I, I, you know, I'm with you. I love these. I love men getting free. Be free.

All of our fans are cooler than us and they're just like, why did we listen to these old grandpas try not old? We're not that old. I know. We just don't listen to hip hop, but we should because that's the only thing people listen to. And I just, I like this story because it reminds you redemption is possible and the legal system totally corrupt, totally screwed over meek.

And I just believe that he has gone now he's off to bigger and better things. And I hope he does not have to go back to jail. Name another one of his songs, Kissel. There's one called meek mill and the rabbits. And it's really fun. You're just saying stuff from underground garage that channel 21 on serious man. Yeah. This is more old man talk.

I don't know. It's really fine. Travis. What's a meek mill song? Travis is cool. Going bad with Drake. Whoa. See.

They're big come back together after the, they had a feud. They had a beef. Great. Can you sing one of their hooks, Travis? Do I know these songs? I mean, the hook to a meek mill song, it's not really like a hooky rapper. What's the point? I thought the hook, the hook is the best part.

The blues traveler said it was we're too white for any of this conversation. All right. Anyway, meek mill, congratulations. You are a hero of the week, despite the fact that we don't know any of your music. I just thought he's free. I'm happy he's free and I love him. I think he's a wonderful man. He's funny.

All right. Let's do some listener email. Okay. Let me read this first one. Now this is a story that remind me listeners are better at our history than we are. I want to tell you tell me because I believe we have heard a story about a cat with a baby face before. Yeah, sounds something.

I'm pretty certain we've heard a listener story about this. So if you remember, tell me about it because this is true and we have heard this before. I think this baby face cat is something real. Here we go. This is from Jay. In Michigan, I was leaving my parents house going down their quarter mile driveway when I saw a cat 10 feet in front of my car right off the bat. I knew the cat looked weird, but it didn't think anything of it.

I rolled down my window to call it over and eventually I tried getting out of my car to see if I could check it out before it ran into the woods and disappeared. The whole time that I saw the cat, I just couldn't take my eyes off of it. My brain was trying to process what I was seeing, I guess. Its fur was a very strange color, but I couldn't put my finger on what was about it or anything for that matter until it left my sight. As soon as it ran away, though, everything about it hit me like a ton of bricks. Its fur was the color of a typical white person.

Head had very pointy ears and a very stiff body, only describable as an imperial snobby cat. The look on its face was comparable to if you saw something horrendous happening in the distance and you were squinting to see with the disgusted look on your face, eyes wide open. But the most terrifying part of the face was the immaculate cheekbones that it had. It looked as though it looked like a handsome squidward from SpongeBob was a cat. And he gave me a picture of it, he drew a picture of it.

What made it worse when I was thinking about it after I got in my car and remember a listener pasta detailing a similar event with a babyface cat. I had to take a second to compose myself before I started driving after this revelation. It was one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me and I just wanted to share. Alright, there it is. Very interesting and the answer has been answered. We did cover that in a listener pasta. Very good.

The old babyface cat horrifying stuff. This one comes in from HR. The subject is Edgewood LSD Monkeys and my grandpa. We get so many subjects just like that every day. I really like it. It's amazing. This is the best part of our lives. I will say with that cat story, do you think it was just a BG actor from the cat's movie?

It really could be. That's a horror movie, right? The cat's movie. It's marketed as a horror film. I can't wait to. I have a whole sack of mushrooms waiting for me. I'm literally going to take mushrooms and go. I can't wait.

You're in a trip out, man. It might not be a great experience, but it'll be an experience. So anyway, HR writes, I recently went back and re-listened to the episodes on Edgewood so that I could ask my dad about it. He served in the Army's Chemical Corps and visited there often. I myself have been there multiple occasions with him, so the episodes gave me extra creeps since I've actually set foot on the base. Interestingly enough, my dad grew up about an hour from Edgewood in the 60s and 70s,

so when I asked him about LSD and drug testing on soldiers there, he laughed and said he thought all of the rumors, slash conspiracy, slash tales were true, much to my surprise. He said he couldn't confirm human testing though because he specifically knew that they, but he said he specifically knew that they tested on animals. My grandpa was a Maryland state trooper during that time, and apparently one day he came home with a crazy story and the whole family took to be, that took it to be a joke. Apparently a chimp was so high on LSD, it escaped from the testing facility in the 1960s and was running around the base going wild.

We, yeah, as you could expect a chimp on LSD to do. Weirdly, the MPs called the state troopers instead of handling it themselves, and my grandpa was the one who shot the chimp down from a tree with a shotgun. My dad, that's very sad, my dad said their whole family laughed it off and didn't believe the story, but about 30 years later my dad happened to meet an old military scientist who was stationed at Edgewood who confirmed the story word for word. Wow. There you go.

See, grandpa's stories are the best. Yes, they can be. They can. Oh, they can also be. Your grandpa's stories, technically, you have to pretend to not hear them, and you have to go die. I'm on a needy-no-basis oompa. It's not, he's not working for Willy Wonka.

It's opa. All right, we got one more. Okay, let me go through a couple of these. Number one, what I got was, I got a couple updates from last week, I got many responses about the idea if someone is crazier, if they prepare for a murder, even if it's heinous, more so than if they do it spontaneously, and it seems to be the main answer is, it depends. Great.

Which is great. So we don't have an answer. We don't. Okay. There's a couple of ones that say, all right, so one was, it's like, a guy named C wrote who is a licensed clinical psychologist who's worked at a number of forensic inpatient hospitals. Okay. He said, there's a lot of stuff where it's like, a lot of time, competence means do

they understand what they did was wrong at the time of the crime, and are they able to work with an attorney? Because sometimes there are people that they're dealing with individual things that the attorney needs out to get them, especially if they are like, especially if there are another race or ethnicity, where he was working, he saw that quite a bit where various people wouldn't trust the attorney based upon even just social bullshit from the inside and that fucks with the idea of their competent or not. But then also sometimes they're just straight up too sick to work in the court system that

they can't understand it. Right. Okay. Interesting. See, some folks do things because they're very ill. Most people do things because they do not have a conscious or empathy, which is different. Nature and nurture go into it as well as those pesky traumatic brain injuries. It will depend on the person as to whether they knew what they were doing, the purpose

of the behavior and the accompanying emotions, cognitions to the incident. Some folks are not blessed with a high intellect. Others are easily led astray by external influences. Therapy can help bring to light certain reasons why folks do stuff, such as feeling inferior or unworthy or unloved, such emotions when coupled with anger and a perfect storm of opportunity can lead to impulsive deadly consequences. I do evaluations for the court on teenagers to see whether they are risk for future violence. I cannot make a definitive answer other than at this time they appear to be high risk based

on blah, blah, blah. Okay. Interesting. So again, it's very case by case, but I think it's really interesting to see that there are two things there where legally it's about the crime and it's also literally can they go through the court process. Right. And of course, teenagers, their brains are not fully developed yet.

And it's, yeah, that's why it's really difficult and horrible when they charge them as adults and give them life sentences and throw them away when I believe they can be rehabilitated. Also another quick update from T. So we covered the guy that did the ritualistic murder with the shrine and according to T, we had a couple of people who wanted to clarify, they do believe the altar looks like it was one for the spirit of exu alegua papa legba in the African traditional religions. Okay. So it is quite possible for PEs, it is very common for someone to use graveyard dirt,

church dirt for different spells, works in these religions, the mummified remains do not surprise me either as it accepted among the ATRs that you use human remains in your work. Oh, right. But again, this is what everybody says is that you can believe in whatever you want to believe, but it does not involve molesting. But he was a child molester, though. Yeah, which is really sullies it.

Yeah. It really makes it all bad. All right. So this is one, one last. All right. This is from E. The other day I was listening to the second episode on the hillside strength. Thanks episode 226.

There was mention of a completely solidified towel and pair of underwear made concrete from months of cum being found under Kenifer's bed. Hopefully you guys know which one of the two killers I'm talking about because that's all I can recall to his name. You know. Now this remind me of a cum crustiness of a cum story I've heard. All right. That I thought you would all enjoy.

Okay. Now one of my exes was a 911 operator working overnight shifts and he told me this crazy story because I guess there were freaking psychos in a town that were literally called in just to have somebody to ran at. A particular one of these like to call in and talk about a local news lady that he was obsessed with despite knowing that she was a lesbian. Not only was she open about it on the station, but she also kind of had a butch look. Again it was obvious, but he's a literal psycho as you will see.

One night the cops were actually dispatched to his house because he had either been abusing the 911 phone line so much or made a pointed threat towards the news lady. The cops apparently radio into the dispatchers to write down details of a visit so they were talking about the condition of the house as they entered. Uh huh. First they noticed it was very much like a orders house with trash and dirt everywhere. Second as the cops approached the chair where the sky was sitting and only tidy whities they noticed a large cake pan 9 by 13 filled with white liquid.

After questioning the man informed officers that this was in fact his semen for many weeks collected as a gift for his beloved female angel. Oh no. That's nice. That is disgusting. So they arrested him. A lot of thought goes into that. No no thought goes into that.

It's thawless. It's the most thawless thing you can do coming a pan and giving us a gift. Go to Hallmark and pick out a car. That has a lot of thought. You have to be at the grocery store and look at the cake pans and be like perfect. That's just the amount I come that I want to send to my beloved. Oh I have a feeling he just got the cake pan out of his own freaking pantry and it's a good thing.

I hope he's in a psych ward somewhere because that is that is scary. I'm I hope that he is somewhere relaxing. Yes I hope not. I hope he's somewhere. I mean yes fine relaxing behind bars. That would be best. All right everyone. Well thank you so much for listening to this because you know you also put a lot of work

into it. Who did. Do you remember Paige who made that gigantic embroidery for of us that she gave to us in Bethlehem. It was unbelievable. Yes it was incredible. So much work and you didn't have to come once. No you did not and I want to thank this very.

She could have come on top. She did not. I didn't see any black marks. She did not and thank you so much for that. I also want to thank the woman who made the blankets for us. I don't know if this is comforting or not but I sleep with it now and it's the most cozy blanket I have ever had in my entire life. It says hail yourselves on it and it's got the Sasquatch on there and a big old pentagram

and it's just really fun and I just love it. So thank you so much for that gift and yeah we'll see everyone very soon in Europe. I can't like we make plans at the start of the year and then it's like yeah but you know it ain't never going to happen and then it does happen. So this Sunday we will be embarking on a journey to the motherland of beer Dublin. Oh sweet sweet beer. Well Dublin is not it's just the beer right you got Guinness that's in there there's got a craft beer thing happening there but when whiskey and whiskey and so what I want

to say is guys we're going to Dublin yeah we're going to Manchester we're going to Bristol tell us where we should go yes because Dublin is an interesting city because obviously I mean bars you know I want to course I'm gonna have me but Jamo is where point is where to go yes I don't want anything fancy I want the best pub food yes I want to just because I mean I feel like the first couple of days there we might make some responsible decisions and we have to make sure Kissel we have a tour to do yes you and I have to make sure to remember we have shows yes that we must be capable of doing and we will be as always it'll be great the shows will be wonderful and we're thinking about touring the Guinness factory

so if anyone works at the Guinness factory or maybe the founder of Guinness is a big listener perhaps they want to give us a lifetime free amount of Guinness because hit us all of me Todd made a big thing because we want to go to the Guinness factory to go look at how it's made but I know it's just gonna be me Kissel they're gonna be doing science and we're like yeah this is great up but uh when can I get my beer yep and then they're gonna be like the tall man from German descent the short man from Polish descent they were the worst two customers we've ever had but they will be the best we will be all we want is beer we just want the sweet Guinness right out of the teeth I'll listen I love it I know I'm

excited so laugh yep every day I laugh like your Kissel up to his nipples and a big warm that of Guinness fresh Guinness laddling in it like it's a like a big brown bath just washing his armpits in it like he's a Looney Tunes cartoon I'll be fine Looney Tunes character yeah I'm laughing full of bubbles with a shower cap on uh love love love love that frothy head a sweet sweet Guinness who I'm already thinking about it I know I'm already thinking about it buddy we're gonna have so much of that fucking frothy goodness so soon just sliding down our guts like a bunch of bubble bath for your liver I love it and then you gotta live live yeah that's the third one is live did you forget triple L I did very good

I did live in the moment yeah because that's what I was doing I was in the present which is why I forgot the third L of triple L because I was in the present enjoying sitting in my sister's childhood room imagining her imagine the bullies that she wanted to kiss that were all homosexual well she has she has a type she has it does not anymore I guess I don't know who knows same time she liked a delicate man and sitting here with her fantasies of going horseback riding behind Orlando Bloom holding on to his tiny feminine thighs yep just on adventure after adventure going oh he leaned out I know he'd take me far away from high school because he didn't understand me wow and he's like yes yes my sweet sister I mean

girlfriend yeah she is gonna kill you all right everyone thank you all so much for listening hail yourselves hail say my goose deletions hail me please yes okay I got the shirts good good on you buddy you're at home you're allowed to do that because when you're here you're literally family mmm this show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors you can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcastnetwork.com