Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Clavicular Criminality

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's hottest stories and true-crime news - but first, we break down the online discourse around this year's March Madness of Murder, new background details emerge in the story of the Armless-Legless Cornhole Champion charged with murder, Gypsy Rose CANCELLED, Streamer & Influencer Clavicular banned from Kick after being hit with numerous allegations, Cleaning Underwear in Coffee Machines: Yes or No? - Multiple scientists and figures connected to the UFO community go missing, BooBoo the Clown convicted of Child Sexual Assault, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. No, I'm just talking.

I knew you hadn't hit record, so I felt like I could talk about my doo-doo. That's best. That's why I saved it. That's why he said it then. But yeah, now that you have started recording, I took a life-changing doo-do. And my life is better now. Great. I feel great.

better and I'm ready to start a show with you, my friend. You're my friend. My friend, Henry. You're my friend. I like you and I like Champ and I like Rob. Yes. I think Julie is wonderful. I love Natalie.

Good. I love Jackie, your sister. I love your mother. That's just not, you know, we don't, we're not, they're not here. I know they're not, but I'm just pronouncing my love. That's good to do. Or like, it sounds suspicious. Not pronouncing.

When we do that, when men do that, it normally means you've done something bad. No, no, no, no. That's when people know. No, that's when you're like trying to explain to everyone how good of a guy you are. Well, that's the idea. Or you become like Christian. No, this is just so I'm saying that you're my friend out loud into a microphone, so I remember to think of you that way.

And the people know that then, too. Yes. And that we're not mortal enemies. No, no, no, no, because not at all. Not anymore. Why would you bring it up? I'm not. You're a mortal enemy.

You're not. I'm not. You're not. Why would you be? I'm your friend. My. Finn. You're my.

You're my friend Friend Friend And we're all friend here We're all friend here Yes And side stories You friend too

You friend Me host Yes Henry Soprowski This me friend But host Ed Larson I'm wearing Henry on my chest today New merch

He's helping us with merch New merch He's helping us move merch It's tighter than usual Or am I getting fat again No you're just I think I'm getting I think you're wrong about sizes.

What do you mean? I wear extra large every day and now I put this one on and it's very tight. It could be a smaller one. Are you sure it's an extra large? I read the label after it was stretching out. Yeah, but I know it's hard for you to read if the words aren't like special of the day or, you know, how to value meal. Oh, man. You know, you just like check out, which I get.

Do I got to go back to double X? Don't let me wear tiny shirts like holding. I will. I will. You'll let me know. Oh, no, I'm with you. I care about how you look. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? I try to explain to him. No, Holden's a loss cause. Holden comes in every single day, which I am proud that he goes to work here every day and he comes to work and he sits in his little office and he sits in his little office and he puts on his presence makes him then alone. Yeah. And then he gets a private office. I have no idea how. But he, yeah, he, there's two group offices. One office is packed. Packed with people. The other one's just him. Just holding in the corner. Because they don't want to be in there and watching him. He'll only does watch Twitch all day. God knows what he does in there. You know what I mean? But he comes up with great ideas and check out Blub Bath 77. It's coming out. We're about to start shooting that real soon. Yeah, man. I got holding a police outfit. I asked him what his size was. He said extra large. And I looked up and down. I was like, you know what? I'm just going to get a 2x. You're right.

I'm just going to get two X-ins to be fun. Oh, no, I'm taking him on a full sidebar, but I'm definitely going to take him on a shopping spree. Well, I took him on a shopping spree on Halloween costumes.com, and they, you know, they have his eyes. I want to get him different shirts, dress him better, shave his face, get him some bow tops. I would love the pretty woman, Holden. Let's do this. I think we really need to do this, and we'll bring Travis to film it. And then we should take care of Travis while we're out there, too.

Oh, Travis needs a couple outfits as well. He shaved, he shaved recently. I saw it. And he really looks better this way. Yeah, no, he got rid of his neck beard. It's hard. It's hard out there because, you know, everybody's got an opinion. Everybody's got an opinion about you, especially if you put yourself in the public sphere, right?

We're seeing right now, Erica Kirk, sad. Oh, yeah. She's saying that great video where she's dancing around the sparklers, you know, she was hilarious in it. No, that was black comedian Drusky. That's not her? No, but he's also. That's not her. We also don't like Drewski here either because he's a weirdo or whatever,

and I think he's got Gatians coming down the fucking pipe. But I will say the Drusky thing dressed as Erica Kirk was pretty great. It made me laugh very hard. His makeup team is the best team in the industry. Her being like my daughter didn't know the difference. Like what? That's how stupid your fucking daughter is. Yeah, like how dumb is your daughter?

God, I can't wait to her funeral. Can we do this? Can we can I hear? Is there we going to have this? Her or the daughter? Erica Kirk. Oh, Erica Kirk. No, the daughter hasn't committed crimes yet against me.

I'm afraid that she's definitely going to live longer than us. We'll see. We'll see. Who knows? I think that's a thing. There's plenty of ways to skin that cat eddy and we'll get to it. You know, but a lot of people have opinions and one of the people that, you know, because our audience, we love them. You guys got a lot of thoughts.

And I do want to kind of come at some of the responses we got from this. week's March Madness of murder and Maynham. I mean, there's always people are always mad. Always and it's usually me. It's usually you, but I will say I found that like normally does, obviously we intentionally cause debate,

sorry, you know, we're pretty media savvy over here. Yeah. And we figured by the time we got to the ending, people always got their opinions, and I'm not to spoil so you should probably stop the episode right now and go listen to last week's last podcast and left. March murder is madness of murder.

third annual edition. I don't know why you're listening to the side stories first. Now we're back. So the thing is that for those of you did not spoil it, as we know every year, we run

murderers, fictional and not against each other in a March Madness style event. Every year, last year, obviously the Thousand Birds versus Godzilla into the Godzilla.

That was two years ago. That was two years ago at this point? Yeah, it was two years ago. But that was the biggest debate. That was the biggest debate because everyone was on my side on how many birds are really in a flock. I understand. You know, and we doubted you. You doubted my nature knowledge.

I won't ever again, and I won't. But a lot of people came at us saying they were wondering what the amount of birds that would be able to defeat the Godzilla. And this years was no different because obviously we introduced the 1985 Bears defensive line with the whole defense. The whole defense with William the Fridge Perry and Richard Dent and Mike Singletary. Everybody, right? Bad motherfuckers. In the OG seed, the 85 Chicago Bears were placed against a tired, war-worn crew of Eintzun-scruppen. Right, the Nazis death was.

People are upset about this? No. I mean, you're saying how we got to here. So we then said, of course, 85 bears filled with anger, righteous power. The spirit of America behind them. And cocaine. Yes. The fridge would, of course, lead the blitz,

but the last bullets from the Einzance-San-Skrupen would probably be emptied into the fridge. Then the rest of the defense would tear the Ernststs-Grupen limb from limb. Yes. So excited about this. Everybody loved this. So the final seed, 85 bears make it through all the way to the end, against two Frankenstein's monsters. Yeah.

Boris Karloff's Frankenstein's monster and Jacob Alluredy's Frankenstein monster. Who are invincible. But this is why I find interesting. Invincible is. This is where we get the big debates because it seems there's a lot of people that said that number one, they felt that during the Nuremberg trials, one of the big things that we missed in our biomes was the fact that there were giant braziers, giant fire pits. Well, we just said it was Nuremberg.

We didn't say it was during the trials. I think that we alluded. Yeah. But that was where some people were saying they wished that we might have incorporated the braziers, which I will concur. There are some people that also will say that Frankenstein's monster is not as invincible as we were saying he was. Which is so strong. But I don't agree. I still, which is why we made the decision that we made.

You can shoot the fuck out of him. But if you look at Jacob Alorty's Frankenstein's monster, he is so hard to say Jacob Alorty's Frankenstein's monster. Jacoba Lordy's Frankenstein answer. Chico Ballardy's Frankenstein sponsor. Yeah. Is that he was actually quite strong. We know that. We saw the evidence for that in the beginning of the film.

He took on a boat nice. He won the boat. He beat a boat. Okay? So he's strong enough. We don't really see Boris Karloff's Frankenstein's monster do anything physical. But... They didn't have the special effects.

Not as much. But I do believe he throws that little girl into the lake. He throws her pretty far. Well, he tries, he wants to. It's Frankenstein. We know Frankenstein's monster. We know that Frankenstein's monster can fucking rip the limbs off of anything. This is what we're saying.

Yeah. We're saying two versus the 85 bears. 10.85 bears. Yes. People were saying that they felt that that was the biggest discrepancy. And a lot of people are also coming at us about the Waymo's versus the killer clowns. Because, yes, we believed that because. I still think the killer clowns would have taken out the way most personally.

I let you guys take that. The only reason why I still believe, like, I still believe capable of it. Yeah, look at him, just toss that little girl. That's Boris Karloff as a guy. Yeah. That just Boris Karloff as a man. Never mind Frankenstein's monster. That's not a big toss.

I can toss that girl that far. He was just doing it. I tossed girls further than that. Yeah, how many times he's tossing girls? Hold on. She drowns? Yeah. Spoiler.

Spoiler. Yeah, Frankenstein's Monster man. Oh, is he scared of water? too? No. Then why didn't you go get her? Can't swim. Oh.

But he's heavy. Weaded boots. Yeah, there's the boots in the neck. And the middle on the neck. The people were like the main issues because we said that under the ground, Waymos would, I still think they might get signal, but a lot of people didn't think that maybe they could even get the signal out for the drivers in the Philippines to independently cooperate the waymows.

Yes. And they can't even move down there. But now, sewers got all sorts of Wi-Fi. You think so? Yeah. Sewers don't have Wi-Fi. New York, they're fucking the only got the old guy.

You're talking about the subway. That's the subway. It's the sewers. No, it's not the sewers. It's a different fucking thing. I've seen homeless people have the internet. Homeless people have the internet. How do you think that would Sidney's so popular?

You know what I mean? How do you think these guys are out there doing this? That's her bot army. She hires. That is a little like her breast made her popular. Yeah. You'd think. But no, it's actually her homeless bot army.

which is she's been working with quite a bit because her breasts are actually installable. Oh, really? Yeah, they come off by season. She sheds them. Oh, like a moose. Yes, every once a season, she goes out. She goes to a tree, and she rubs against a tree

until they fall off. And she makes them into slippers. Of course. Never waste a piece of Sidney's tits. That's the Native American axiom. You know they look at Sidney's Tweety's Press, and they're like, you can get a lot of water in those. You know, that's what I'd say.

But I was a Native American. That'd make a nice hat. That'd make a real nice hat. I'd tell you that much. You take the meat out of them things? Put it right on your head. It'd be a nice hat. How?

How? With a scooper? There we go. There we go. Now we're good and offensive. There we go. We got there. We got there.

Yeah, we have a couple updates. Nothing crazy. No updates today. You're going to break. You're welcome. But we learned a little bit about nuffins. Now, I do find it. I asked the audience straight up, what do? Because we talked about last week about our, like, people, stop calling him my boy. Who? People will be like, oh, look at your boy and sending me the videos of the cornhole champion murderer. He's not my boy.

You liked him a lot nine days ago. Oh, he did. Nine days ago, he was your boy. It's kind of amazing. Quickly things change. So what was it? What is his name? Dayton Weber.

Yeah, Dayton Weber. It's also, we called it La Plata, Maryland. It's La Plata. They're like, no, it's straight up La Plato. Like, they don't fucking, they don't fuck with it. No Spanish in there. Yeah, it's Maryland. There's a current video of our cornholer from his ex-girlfriend.

So this whole fucking story, dude. I watched this. He's on the porch screaming at her, right? Being like, get the fuck out of here. Like,

he's having some meltdown. Why does he have to be upset about? You know, honestly, very little. Truly, straight up, very fucking little.

He has worked really hard, true, but he also, everybody, like, he had money, he had a house, he had all the shit,

right? So this case... He's got a chip on his shoulder because he can't hold it with his fingers. Hey, hello. Somebody get him some kind of fucking

somebody get him some kind of what do you put it as like a strap that's what he needs and so this is him screaming his girlfriend yeah I watch this TMZ got it

of course man TMZ could give a fuck I asked you to be nice he has that like that shitty man that shitty boy voice

I hate the way he screams because he just thinks he's so cool And the way he stomps off on his nubs. So we ask the audience straight up what nubbed, what is the actual term for nubs or stubs? And it seems a lot of it is they do, people just call it nubs and stubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But also residual limb is the technical term. It's the PC term. Yeah, yeah, residual limb. And so, but, so that video of him screaming at his ex-girlfriend, she released it, she gave it to TMZ. She was in the car with them. she was not only his ex-girlfriend. Yeah. She was the current girlfriend of the guy that got murdered by him.

Seems like it's connected. It's all like this, like, ridiculous, armless, legless drama that is going on. And La Plato that is just kind of rolling out still to this day like a barrel filled with torsos. Man. It is just keeps rolling. And he's a, again, so many messages even since last week. I talked about this about how he was a fucking piece of shit. Yeah.

He is an abusive dude. They're like, how the fuck do you get in the car with the guy he hates who he's driving? So Davey Weber is driving. Because he has a full outfitted Tesla. I know, but there's three people in the car with arms and legs. Because he has a bit of an ego issue. And so he's not only driving. He's with the guy that's now fucking his ex-girlfriend and he's fucking trapped.

and they don't do anything about it and they just kind of let it all go. As a professional athlete, you'd think you'd have more friends. You'd think, but it turns out heavy as the crowd. Because then he pulled out when he shot the guy, right? So he shot the guy with his nubbins. He then

had the audacity. They asked the two behind him to help him move the body. Yeah, and they're like, nah, and they split. And they split. And then he drove to some person's house and he nubbed the dude out of the car and left him and then drove off. Honestly, to be honest, it'd be inspiring. Again, if it all just, if you just took

the story about this idea of like, you know, my left foot, but with murdering people and like methamphetamine and stuff. Yeah. It's a great movie. Even my left foot has more limbs, technically. Well, he's got more limbs. He's got one up on him. But he's a painter.

Yeah. He does nice, constructive things. Also very angry. Yelled at women. Super angry. I don't like talking about this guy because I hate punching down. And it's the only way you can talk about him is because You have to punch down. I mean, you know, it's the only worst way to handle him is put him in a basket and throw him over a waterfall. That's right.

And we're not doing that. No, we're not. No. That's the law will decide. Yeah, if he was born 100 years ago. That's what his mother would have done. Yeah, of course. It would have snapped us.

It would have broken him on rocks. I would have thrown him from a cliff and broken him on rocks. But he didn't. He would have been a great midsummer. But he was a good cornholer until this day. He still is a good cornholer. I actually think he has been sort of distracted from the competitive circuit. Really? Did he lose his last match?

No, but cornholing, the American cornholing association, once they got done slurping up all that smegma out of the butthole, they made an announcement disavowing Dayton Weber as well. They totally, you could have just not said anything. Oh, cornholing doesn't, he's not into murder? Weird. I actually thought cornholing was where murder was acceptable. So we don't know. Oh, look at the old lady bras. Yeah. Wow, that's a big old braws for that old lady.

Yeah, well, Henry's talking about the targeted ads on the article about the cornholeing murder is all for old lady bras. That's where you been? So I guess that's our target audience as well? Yeah, where you've been at, Rob? We click a lot of weird things. What are you clicking out in here, Rob? We all like a gilfer too. Henry, you could use an old lady bra.

Oh, tell me about it. I think that's why it pops up from us looking at all the underwear. Oh, sure. Oh, yeah. You know who's got a bunch of old lady, extra old lady bras hanging around? Who?

Gypsy Rose. I see. Wow. Wow, wow, we, wow. What's a good segue? Live from North Lane. So, Gypsy Rose is back in the news because she is trying to become a influencer.

She's trying to put herself back into the... We all want her to go away. For those of you that don't remember Gypsy Rose with the help of an accomplice, Nicholas Goethejan. They planned and executed the murder of her mother, D.D. Blanchard. After D.D. Blanchard had obviously tortured her throughout her his whole life. Gypsy Rose was made to believe that she suffered from all of these horrific diseases. She was given procedures that she didn't need all to scam these charity organizations and make-a-wish funds. All of this stuff.

led to her going on a Facebook, meeting Nicholas, go to John, basically saying, come help me, Nicholas go to John, murders her whole long thing, right? Gypsy Rose is released from jail early because technically they think that she's rehabilitated

and now she's sort of like floundering. Now she's her... She did her time. And she got a couple of boyfriends in the process. We know that. She's already had a couple love triangles. But the thing is, is she got a little heat because she did a funny little TikTok meme with some

person. Who is this no talent person? Natalie Reynolds, who is also a very controversial TikTok. No way. So Natalie Reynolds, I believe that Rob and I were talking about before. She was made famous or got herself vaguely famous for paying

$100 to a homeless woman to jump into a lake. And then when she couldn't swim, they ran away from her. And did the woman die? Just like the Phil Collins song. They just laughed about it and it was a really funny thing for them. Remember they always said about the Phil Collins song? It was about a man drowning.

Yes. Had he watched and he wouldn't help? Yeah, and his last words were, it's just true. And it's completely true. Phil Collins is a fucking murderer. Phil Collins is a fucking murderer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where's the tapes? He called the guy out and he put the spotlight on him when the song came on and all that. It's rock legend. It's probably not true. But doom, but doo doo, but doo, but doom, boom. So that can happen. So she came out, she said this.

So in this meme, it was one of those words like, We listen and we don't judge was the meme. So she goes, it goes like, make some kind of noise. And the blonde chick, the evil dumb chick with no abilities, Natalie, she goes and she says, I once paid $100 to have a homeless woman jumping a lake. You want to hear it? I'll just play for you. No, please, I want to hear it.

We don't judge. One time I dared a homeless woman $20 to jump into the lake. 20. She said she couldn't swim and I ran away laughing. We don't judge. We don't judge. We listen and we don't. I don't judge.

I went to prison for eight and a half years because I, my own mom. Oh my God. Hey, we listen and we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge. So this is a, it's a funny little joke that she made about murdering her mother. Now, this is the problem. It's that everyone's saying the gypsy rose, who is now all Kardashian out. She's got her manicure.

She's got fake hair. She's got a tan, fake breasts, all the whole thing, right? She's completely changed her face in her life. She needed a change. She did. She needed a change. I'm usually not a fan of plastic surgery or any of it. Oh, but she needed to do you. She could have, yeah, once over.

See, she went and I'm great Eddie. Great, so happy. But, you know, I get it. They're ghouls. These are, we're now seeing, we're in the age of ghouls. This person is trying to make easy money. Gypsy Rose is emotionally stunted. I will go as far as to give her that amount of credit

to say she's all fucked up. She is all fucked up. She's all types of fucked up. She went to prison, you know, for eight years. She was emotionally, purposely emotionally stunted by her own mother. She was tortured. She then went to jail. So I do have.

Obviously not showing remorse. Well, why would she really in the end? I don't see any complications for her being flippant about what happened only in a way because it is. is her story. And, you know, it's, yes, it is in poor taste. The main issue here for me is just like, Gypsy Rose, go away.

I don't think she is, man. Just needs to go the fuck away for a while and go live a peaceful life. She needs to fuck off to wherever the Hock Tua girl fucked off to. They both need to go to wherever their purgatory is. Cashed out, dude. Well, Hattua is lucky. She didn't go to fucking Hock Tua jail. Right? She should have went to fucking jail.

I'm kind of proud of her, to be honest with you. She kind of pulled one over on all of society. She's a bad person in a way. I know that people are like, oh, she didn't know. She knows. She just got fucking kept up in the, she got wrapped up and wanting the money. She had a bunch of money people around her and she did not properly listen to what they were telling her or reading the paperwork that was going on. She's very naive.

She's extremely naive, but that is no excuse for ripping a bunch of people off. That's as far as I'm going to. concerned. It's one of those where this is Gypsy Rose Blanchard you got to fucking step away and maybe I'll just skip to this next story then because we're here. Yeah, let's do it. In terms of ghouls.

Is that now because of this, all of this information, I am being forced. The 40-year-old men are here now, guys. Hello. Nobody's happy about it. No one wants to be here. None of us want to be here. I don't want to know who clavicular is. Okay. I still don't.

Good. I even got like a four-page right up and I don't understand this. I wanted to do a little bit about this to talk about this ghul, clavicular, and how we are, this person is going to do bad things. They just got arrested on assault stemming from charges in, I believe this was in Orlando. This was in Florida. Yeah. Clavicular for those of you that are happily unaware of who this person is. He is a purposeless influencer on the internet that does this

looks maxing thing which is really fucking stupid and which he is doing a bunch crazy he looks stupid he looks incorrect so he looks like an action figure but not

not in a good way his name's fucking Braden yes first of all so that's what we're going to refer to him from now on Braden as fucking Braden so Braden

has his parents were power lifters they were professional bodybuilders and he was a little shithead in cell that was just like all the other in cells during COVID, just mainlining GTA-5,

not doing his online classes, but he was deep on all of these internet forums. And in one of those, he began, I guess at age 14, he started taking testosterone. He would hide the supplements from his parents. So during puberty, he was taking it. He took testosterone.

Yes. I guess I was back then, too. Yeah, you were taking weird stuff because of the football. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's been doing this looks maxing. thing, which is essentially just like hardcore, very non-healthy ways to make yourself look a specific way for the internet. And one of those things are doing- Human Kendall?

Yes. He's also this thing called hard maxing, which is again, utterly useless. It does not work like this, where they use a theragon and smash up. They do try to smash up the bones to make your bones more, your chin bones and your cheekbones more pronounced. They use it on your face. It's stupid. I bet it feels good on your sinuses.

For a second. It does. Yeah. Honestly, I can do it for you. I love getting my face, get the sinuses. You can get up in the meat. You can hear the squiggers go through your cheeks. Yeah.

Yeah. It's nice. But yes. So now we know that this guy's starting to commit crimes. There are people that are trying to sign up for his program. So I guess he has this thing. Braden has this thing called the calvicular system at the clavicular clan for $50 a month where he can tell you to have anorexia and to take steroids. Now, this thing.

all of bone smashing shit, all of this stuff pales in comparison to the fact that he was just recently, I guess, first of all, he was arrested or there was a time that he got called the police on him, but he took a 17-year-old girl and he did full on his own fat-dissolving peptides injections

into her face, live streaming, right? He has no idea what to do. He had to do that. He did this recently? Yes. Was he over 18 when he did this? Yes. Fuck.

Yeah. He should be in a lot of trouble. It takes a lot of... Takes a village, Eddie. Another not technically a crime, which was in January of this year, which is like... So we're seeing it build up. He went viral. There was what was in this Miami club.

So he was hanging out with Nick Guintez, Andrew Tate, all these guys that all... Let's just say, I think they're all going to get wiped out one way or another. Was that this video of them all playing the Kanye song? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're all hanging out. and there was an incident that was one incident and then somebody tried to

I guess a stalker tried to he said a stalker approached him and so he hit that person with his car which was also live streamed we see that video

I showed you that video he watched that he hit the guy with the car and it looks like he ran him over too absolutely he says he has no political affiliations but I just think that means that he's a recent space

if you're hanging out with Nick Flentes that he does he said that he would vote for Gavin Newsom because he's hotter but even that is like I'll take it I'll take it Whatever the fuck it is it do you want I actually also did not know where the whole

Mugging thing came from I never heard of that word before right this moment It's another bullshit Zumer term that is For this It's basically to be impressive So it came from I guess the one of the things This here is that it comes from the acronym

Amog which is alpha male of the group Because this idea it's an in cell idea That a woman only wants to Date the alpha of a group and stuff like that, where normally they just want nothing to do with any of you. Dude, I was at Disney recently, and I saw a guy walking around with this family and had a shirt on that said, always the alpha. And you're just like, you're at Disney.

You're right. You are like in the least alpha place. That's why they wear it. That's why they wear. Because no one's going to challenge them to a fight at Disney. But maybe they stood. Maybe they fucking should. You know, so clavicular, he was, he was in Orlando.

Braden was in Orlando this week. Basically, he had this Airbnb, a hype house that he had put together. He lured a 19-year-old female influencer over there so that his girlfriend, a 24-year-old, could beat the shit out of her on stream. So I guess the thing went poorly, the fight went down poorly, and then cut to a Braden punching that girl in the face. So he also hits women. There was also the video of him where he shot at a bunch of dead alligators. and the Florida Everglades, all these animal groups are looking into him. I am just basically putting this all out here.

Oh, we should just... Braden is going to kill somebody. Braden's going to do something really bad. And I think that we all need to... But ironically, unfortunately, even talking about this is boosting his profile. And I feel like we have to find a way to get rid of these people. And I have no idea how we get rid of the... I think that Braden's, whatever the...

fuck his shit's going to do is going to be really bad for our country. Yeah. I think that we are looking at the viruses, the cancers that are growing inside of our country right now. And we're not doing anything about it. And I have no idea how to do anything about it. I mean, obviously, these guys aren't going to last. We've seen this type of shit.

Of course. Yeah. This is like a young Alex Jones. Yeah, they come and go. Alex Jones had more substance. This website has cult vibes, too, man. It does. See, that's his whole thing.

He's very cult leader. It is ironically embracing it. The whole thing is to now say the words out loud. They say the quote-to-quote quiet part out loud all the time. Now it's all embracing it so that you can never be so cringe as to do something sincerely. Yeah, I mean, I'm looking at this guy right now, and he totally does not seem like someone who's going to have, who has a long life ahead of him. I mean, if there's justice in this world. I mean, well, just the way that he treats his body.

But, you know, we got the president. The United States, America's currently running on fucking peptides right now. God knows what they fucking zap him up with every day to be upright. Someone said this in a tweet, and I actually kind of agreed with this, which is the idea of that you can chart Trump's decision making with some obvious procedure he gets done every month. Yeah. That there is some procedure he gets done. done every month because they were talking about this when he went to, Adderall on his eyeballs.

They do something because they were talking about how he was, where was he just at? Oh, he was at El, he was a Graceland. Right? This fat fuck goes to Graceland, gets a private tour at this point, fucking 79 years old. You have never been to Graceland before? The President of the United States of America, it doesn't matter. He goes to Graceland and they're noting before that he's dragon ass like he has been, right? He looks like he's on fucking death store.

Yeah. Cut two next day. He's asking if he can beat Elvis in a fight. You know what I mean? Like he's literally gacked out on something. I don't know what the fuck it is that he's gacked out on. Who has always been against drugs and stuff like that. So who knows what weird thing they're putting them on?

Oh, they're putting them. They are jabbing him with some kind of amphetamine. I don't know what it is. But either way, we know that Braden takes some oral methamphetamine that he uses for, quote-a-quote pre-workout. But I think that Brayden, hopefully, society will correct Brayden. Yeah.

That is what I'm hoping. He's just a stretch Armstrong type of guy. Yeah. He just looks fucking crazy. I think he's going to eliminate himself. I hope so. That's what it seems like to me. That's all we can hope for.

He's doing all kinds of crazy things to his body. That's okay, buddy. I know. We shouldn't be talking about Brayden. He's an asshole. No one likes Brayden. Even Champ doesn't like Braden. Yeah.

Yeah, but no, but these guys, I mean, they're not going to last forever. I'd like to think not. It's definitely not. It's definitely not. Eventually, chicks are going to realize that... I mean, they're not getting light. This is not...

The people that are with them are sex workers. Yeah. Anybody that's with them... They're all in the gooning. And they're all but fake. It's all... I think a lot of these guys are also, whatever they're taking,

it's eliminating their penises too. Yeah. So it's eliminating their boners. It's eliminating their ability to have sex, which is a part of the reason why they're incorporating the no-sex, no-fap into their own worldview because they then don't have to worry

about the fact that they, have neutered themselves. Yeah. Do you see Cash Patel as a gunning page? Nothing makes me laugh harder than the fact that of all the places in the world, Cash Patel, the head of the FBI, has an X videos account. It's so funny to me because that is of all of them. That is so trashy. That is so the head of the FBI couldn't get a browser's account. Like literally, the head of the FBI, you really couldn't pay for reality kings? Like honestly. You have an X videos account under Spider Cash. Spider Cash.

Do you have any idea what kind of loser you have to be to have an account on X videos? I don't even know what X videos is. It's just a free porn. Oh, okay. You don't have to make an account. To make an account means you're liking and sharing. That means you're commenting. That means you're, can you, the people that comment on porn videos are some of the funniest, most broken.

How could you even, like, what's the, what are you doing? They're just hate-filled, just bonerless. Commenting on a YouTube video is like, is suspect. Commenting on a YouTube video. If you comment on YouTube videos, I don't want to meet you. Never mind if you comment on porn videos. Why are you sticking around? You put on the porn, you jerk off, you come, you leave.

Yeah, dude, you leave it behind. Yeah, you don't ever meet them again. It's over. Like, what do you go back and you go like, I feel for her father. Is that what you do? Is that all you type? Yeah, what are you fucking right? man. Spider Cash can go fuck himself.

Spider Cash, what a dumb fuck. He signed up on January 6th. Wow, he was so stressed. A year before. He was, oh. Oh, for COVID. Yeah, that makes sense. He really, I hope that they just please,

you know what? Thanks, E, Ron. Also, cash, just jerk off for normally. Also, I think the whole world would be a better place if you jerked off normally. This is normal jerking off, but pay for your point. porn cash. Also,

head of the FBI, maybe get a VPN. I feel that the it sounds like he was just on YouTube, and now he's head of the FBI. This guy's fucking makes me sick. All right, here we go. Is there anything for, oh,

we have one more kind of update that I wanted to talk about. Yes, sure. Because we were talking about last week, or maybe it was two weeks ago, it all blurs together for me, about the woman pissing in the Airbnbs and causing $3,000 in jammed, Yeah. You know, she fucked up the crown royal chair, which people have been sending me all kinds. So many.

Fucking, my computer, like, literally, like, because I was on eBay looking at that, they're like, still interested in the crown royal chair? It's like, no, I'm not a fucking pervert. I'm researching. I don't need it. I'm making fun of it. Because guess what? More you see it? Yeah.

The more eventually, you can be like, huh. Like to look at that chair. You searched for crown royal chair more than once. We saw you do that. We know that you do. We know you like this. We know your wife doesn't want you to happen. But listen, she won't even know.

She won't even know. It's only $300. She doesn't even know. Get the Crown Royal chair. So we got this Instagram TikTok star content creator, Tara Woodcock's, saying that she washes her underwear in hotel room coffee machines. The reason why we got sent this article was because I said that that's the reason why I don't do Airbnb's. anymore. So people automatically are saying,

oh, see, though, people use that they use that for their underwear, right? And they do, see, look at the know, she used her, she put her underwear in the coffee machine. And guess what, man? I don't have any problems with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a filter. Also, if you use the coffee machine in your hotel room, you're a psychopath.

Yeah, it's got, I mean, you know, you know, you're going to get, you're crazy. Go downstairs, no, go downstairs and get a real coffee. I'm already going to hear, because there's some people that believe that, that the coffee machine in the room. Our co-producer Marcus Parks, our best friend, being one of them. Really? He uses it? Yeah.

What? Yeah. Who used? No one uses. That's the oldest coffee. It's so gross. Marcus uses it in the room. Marcus doesn't leave the room.

Does he, so he's drinking the panty coffee. Yeah. That's wild. I think he likes him. I try to put my underwear in there, didn't fit. Yeah. I just do much. I just wrap it around.

I just wrap the whole fucking system with it. And you bash it against the wall. Yeah, that's all you got to. Done. See, when I'm steaming my underwear, I do it the old-fashioned way, where I, I get the steamer or the hot water, right? I spread my underwear over the toilet pole and I pour the steam and water through the underwear to clean it. Okay, be a professional. Also, in the video, I watched it.

She's using her Kourig machine. There's no way. It's not good advice. To be honest, she's using the Kourg machine. Just to show how tiny she is. One of Brackard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Teeny, she's just a small bean.

Oh, my underwear is so small. I can fit in the curate cup. A little small bean. No, it sounds like she put it in the water well. No, she put it in the thing and ran the hot water through it. You put it where the coffee ground should be. That's what she says, yeah. She put it in the little curig holder.

Oh, is it just the cleaner underwear? Yeah, it's just the cleaner underwear when she's on the road with dirty underwear. You know what I'll say, buy new underwear. That's what I do. Always. I love it. That's how I get my underwear. underwear.

Of course. Whenever I run out of it on the road. We've talked about this. Have we? I don't remember what I'm talking about this. I bring my blown out one sometimes so they, to the fucking hotel just to fucking mess them up one last time.

Send him a good old. Adios. I throw them out. She's very busy. She's got three kids. She doesn't have time to go to the washer and dryer. Normalize getting new panties. They're really not that.

I'm sorry. I know that these are tough economic times. I will. I know that. But new panties. are not super expensive. I think that you can get new panties pretty easy. I also think that straight up, ladies,

I know that you guys got different liquids. Just go commando too. Yeah. It's hot. Also, I got to say, one thing I've done for myself that's really made my life better is I actually spend good money on underwear.

Well, that's the difference is that that's called being old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's called understanding certain things. I'm going at least like $15 to $20 a pair. Oh, I'm going fancy underwear. It's on my dick and balls. And also, it holds together longer.

It does. It does. I've had the same pairs for multiple years. Yeah, I don't rip through them like I used to. Just fucking blow through some fucking underwear. I used that when I was so poor, I used to get the, what was it called? The wrong cut ones. Yeah, the ones that were just like, it was slightly imperfect.

Slightly imperfect. That's what it would be called. Every time. It would be like the dick hole would be on your knee. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd go get like, I'd go get the whitey tides that, like, had a slant to them. Yeah, I mean, where they were like a, like a couty and. I got a cocky. Yeah. You'd be that. Yes. Yes.

That was like, that's how I lived for years. So long. And then I would go through these. I would like, because they'd rip and they'd be imperfect. Oh, yeah. I would go. I ended up spending the same amount of money on underwear that made my dick touch my ear when I should have just been wearing nice underwear the whole goddamn time. Also, one of those, get one skid mark. Just throw it out. Oh, yeah. Because I was getting more skid marks back in the day. Now I don't get them. Yeah, it's because you drink water now. No, because I was like my butthole blown out by my bidet each morning. Oh, I don't have a bidet. I don't leave skid marks.

You've got less hair, I think, up in the crevice. It's true. I'm able to get it out. Live from Northland. Speaking to people that have hair in the crevice, this story is one of the most mysterious things is currently going on in the United States of America. This is about the mystery of five missing scientists.

Yes. Connected to the UFO community. It is fucking nuts. We talked about it twice before loosely, just like kind of mentioned it. But now that we're up to five, it has to be something's going down. We're up to eight.

So this is, it's very interesting. Right now, two very connected military personnel to the, they're deeply connected to our space defense systems. Yeah. These are people that are working for space weapons, projected bean weapons, propulsion technology, all who seem to be connected through Wright Patterson Air Force Base.

The first one was William Neal McCaslin. Well, not the most latest one, was William Neal McCasland. He is a general. This guy is like a big fucking deal. He went missing in late February from his home in Albuquerque, New Mexico. He's 68 years old. A couple of things are super weird about it. He had deleted the contents of his phone and left it behind.

He got rid of all of his wearable devices. He had no headphones. He had Google glasses. He left them behind. and he left his now can't seem to find his wallet, his gun, or a backpack. Yeah, and he just went straight into the woods.

68-year-old man in the middle of February. Walked away from his house. Gone. No idea where the hell he went. Yeah. That was of this year. Last year, in, I believe it was around November, NASA aerospace engineer Monica Reza,

almost same exact fucking thing. Worked at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base for a couple of different projects, work with Space Age technology, used for advanced propulsion. Almost same thing. Phone left behind, deleted, content deleted,

just left. Yeah. Walked out the fucking house, never came back. Like, we don't know where they are, right? So this is a whole, there's a lot of,

like, we got two other guys that were just straight up shot. Oh, we're getting there. So the main thing about these two guys, like McCasland,

which is interesting, is that they opened up this giant, like, search party for him. But he's so top secret that they literally had to keep the public from looking for him. So the public was not allowed to go look for him. That's how top secret he is.

That doesn't make any sense. Essentially, like, whoever finds him has to be military because of what he might say. Because of what he knows. So this guy's dead. God knows. I mean, who fucking knows, right? So these are both, these people are just missing. So that's just the first, like, big, it was like, okay.

Then cut to Nuno Lerro, right? A guy that worked, he was in Boston. Another guy who worked for this thing called the director of the plasma science infusion center at Massachusetts Institute of Technology. So they were over like at MIT. And they were, he was working in plasma physics. This guy, plasma physics, this guy was shot on his front lawn. But the guy that shot him got caught. And he said, oh, it was because personal reasons.

But strange. Because again, they're all connected. Yeah. Who randomly shoots a scientist? A guy that apparently was super mad at him. They still have not talked about why. Yeah, there's no motive. We don't know yet.

Then there was Carl Grilmerer. It was killed inside of his home on February 16th, 20206. He was gunned down on his front porch. He found water on an exoplanet. Like, literally a habitable planet for us to get to. That's what he worked in. One of I find interesting, one of the technologies that they, were all working on. One of the things that the companies that they work for was the defense

threat reduction agency. And I thought that that was very interesting because what they do is work on like essentially ways to defend against like acts of God. Yeah. Viruses, the meteors, this type of thing. One thing that they created was this, which I find interesting is all connected to Wright Patterson Air Force Base, which is if you believe this is, center of where the actual secret history of UFOs is, right? It's not in Los Alamos. It's not an area 51. It's at Wright Patterson. Okay. All of the, whatever crashed during the Roswell crash, went to Wright Patterson. Okay. That is where all of this shit goes. So they work on this one thing that it's about, like they created this way of trucking, like people that are like transported,

Like this kind of, the way they put it, it's a transport isolation system that they built. This like incredibly ornate truck essentially to take sick people from place to place. What also could go on that? Fucking alien, right? Like that was like one thing I thought it was like that fucking alien you could go into something like that. You also got a lot of like, it's propulsion systems. Yeah. It's all these things.

So, yeah. So all of these signs, those guys got, those guys died. This is another one. that did you hear about the double murder homicide? No. Suicide? So three deaths, three Wright-Patterson Air Force-based personnel. This is October of last year, right before Halloween.

Okay. So we were busy. We were super busy. But this is one of those words. Now it's all just, it's like packing up. It's like stacking up, right? The victims were Jamie Gostitis, who worked at the 711th human performance wing. Jamie Pritchard, who worked in the Air Force Life Center.

Management Center. So this guy, he essentially, Jacob Pritchard, who was the guy who killed them both and then killed himself, they worked all together. They worked together at the Wright-Patterson Air Force Base. There was no indication of a love triangle

whatsoever. Jeff Pritchard shot his wife. He then drove to this person's house, shot them. Like this Jamie Gostitist person. He then shot himself in the mouth. Don't know why. Sound like M.K.L. culture type stuff.

It sounds like, or the... So one of the things that's being banded about that we're seeing a lot. Like, J.D. Vance recently, he's now repeating the aliens or demons thing. Fucking asshole. And we know that Trump was... Demons come from the ground. Aliens come from the sky. You got him.

Very simple. Get it straight. Even the moron gets it, okay? Get it straight, okay? I think that... J.D. Vance came out, and he's repeating the aliens or demons. We know he's. that Trump was trying to waive this disclosure thing around, but then his general stopped it.

Yeah. They basically just also said, we think they're their demons, right? They, we don't, we do not believe in the demon and we are scared of the demon. Well, that's what happens when you put a bunch of evangelicals in charge. Everybody's a moron, right? You have Peter Hegzeth making us a pure Christian army. Good luck. Yeah.

Enjoy that. Hope you, hope you guys like going to Iran. But this story is kind of now making some things make sense to me, which is, according to, like, some guys, there's been several whistleblowers to talk about how, like, Jimmy Carter, like the story of Jimmy Carter was apparently told the truth, quote unquote, right, what we know. And he cried for two days. And they talk about this idea that there are people. He's told Mr. Peanuts not a real man. Day, I'm not. That's my close.

What about the hat? I saw him dance. Can I go back to my peanut farm now, now that peanuts aren't, man? I don't even know. I can't even do it. Don't care about Jimmy Carter. So the... It's our last decent president.

Probably. And so the... But the stories of this idea of people talking about the truth being revealed and it being devastating. And it seems... what would be most devastating to an evangelical group of men

that somebody else put us here. Yeah. That we're, that God... Jesus is an alien. Quote unquote, God, if it exists, we might have met God. And God might be a thing out there. Yeah.

Like maybe that's a possible example of we know that there's something about the origin of man that is connected to this, that is some kind of ground groundbreaking crazy thing. And it kind of sounds like a really good way to sort of kind of discredit even that

is discredit the gods before they show up. Yeah. And start calling the gods demons now. So when they show up, we all think we've got to fight the demons. Yes. And you know who's going to do that? Ice. Broccoli.

Yep, ice. Ice is going to love it. They are going to love it. But also between this, when we were talking about CERN, transporting antimatter for the first time in a truck. Which is very sorcerer. So you know what I'm thinking? Straight up.

You know where the next fucking big money is? What? Trucking. I mean, trucking is always big. Dude, though. But sensitive trucking. Antimatter trucking. Anti-matter trucking.

Anti-like alien transport. Alien transpo, dude. Fucking truck driver's about to get a lot more alienated literally. They were about to become that much more. impossible to relate to. So antimatter, okay, from what I understand, and I don't understand much, anti-matter, if it touches matter, it dissolves the matter? No fucking idea.

No fucking idea. I don't even know what that even means. In the truck, the anti-matter, I read the article that it had to be suspended in mid-air. Yes. And it couldn't touch the walls of the truck inside. And so, like, it was a very perilous fucking truck trip. I just think that the idea that we're going to put this more, and there's nobody I trust more than reality-shattering anti-matter than a union man. Teamster. That's what I like.

I like a teamster getting in there, man. But teamsters are too involved trying to break up the HBO Paramount merger. As they should. As they fucking should. All right, you forgot one person that's missing. The newest one, well, she's been missing for a while, but Melissa Casillas? Yes. that is also another missing.

She worked at Los Alamos and they connected her to everyone else. She went missing in June of 2025. She was connections to UFO linked retired Air Force General William Castellan. Yeah, that's the guy that'selin who were just talking about. They were all connected. They worked together. She brought her daughter lunch and then

there's camera footage of it and no one ever saw her again. This is my question. Side stories L-POTL at gmail.com. I'd love to hear your. theories, what would wiping these guys out hide? Like, it seems, if you were to do a mass attack of these top secret scientists, to me, besides the fact that our government currently is the worst, I literally, they are so bad at being villains that I wouldn't put them past them just fucking all this up.

Well, they also are very horny for new weapons. So why kill the people that are making the new weapons? Well, maybe they wouldn't be allowed to use them if they were still alive. I mean, no, but that's not their, that's not their fucking call. Albert Einstein couldn't stop the, fucking, the bomb from happening. No, you know, Auburn and Hyper could stop the bomb from happening. These guys have no fucking say once they develop it, then it fucking goes out the door. I mean, there's a reason to kill them.

I mean, we're using these sound weapons like we've never used before. But we used fucking torpedoes for the first time since World War II recently and the fucking straight of Hormuz. But we are talking about space dominance. This is about space weapons. That's what I find interesting. Like, this is the stuff that we're going to eventually use in the war against China in space, that these guys are literally developing. Yeah.

Meanwhile, there's fucking meteors flying into the goddamn Earth. We got a lot of that. But also, apparently, that's a little bit more common than I thought it was. I think a lot of it's probably just fucking trash. These satellites are clanging into each other. Oh, yeah. You know, everyone, every corporation could just throw them up there now. And so, like, they're just, like, fucking banging against each other.

And I think they're just falling back to Earth. I mean, we're already talking about it. We know that there's been a lot of debris from the, all the new private space programs. They're just, like, leaving stuff in space. Things fall down all the time. Things also fuck up other satellites in space because there's just hovering garbage. Yeah. So, anyway, we are kind of building a shield around the Earth.

I think in that way, our ignorance is our blessing. It's actually helping us. It might. Yeah, it's replacing the ozone. See, I actually wonder, there's a little part of me that was saying, like, you know, like the story goes that aliens started arriving here when we could turn on atomic power. Like, we could tack into the atom. The reason why they showed us here, because they thought like, oh, it's like a turning point for a civilization maybe. That was like one theory. Part of me actually now is even wondering the reason why they started showing up when we could blow stuff up at that level is that they're like,

like, oh, they can kill us now. It's possible. That before, they couldn't kill us, but now they can actually kill us. And not just, we can kill, we are very violent. And we will kill them. Yeah, that's the other thing. If we were a peaceful place that had weapons, who gives a fuck. Yes.

But we need weapons. Yeah, but we fucking, obviously, we've been at war for as long as I've been alive. It's part of our consciousness. It's hardwired into the way we exist, fighting each other. What is it? Like, America hasn't been at war for, like, 15. total years or something like that. Well, we know it's also because we don't call them wars anymore.

Yeah. Like now we're just not, you know, we're in an operation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We haven't had it. I don't think we've had a legit war since WW2 almost, right? Like, didn't they call Vietnam police action? And then Afghanistan wasn't even a fucking war. Like, a war on terror doesn't fucking mean anything.

We call them wars, but they're not wars, but they are wars. It's all very fucking stupid and confusing. It's how we get around everything is how we just get to just go and do whatever the fuck it is we want. When you go to another country and you start killing everybody, I'm going to go ahead and say it's war. Unless, of course, nobody's making money off of it. Because then it's like a tree falling in the forest where nobody's to hear it.

There's lots of money being made right now. Oh, yeah. Everywhere. Everywhere but for the people that live in the countries. That's all. But don't worry, all the guys running the wars, they're making quite a bit of money. Trump has literally stolen something in like $15 billion that he doesn't need,

that he has been disseminating to his evil. sons. Can't wait to see Baron Trump on the front lines. I think that's going to be a great way to inspire the troops, having him tower in front of the rest, collecting bullets, knowing that he's due sacrificing himself.

He's our William Perry. I think that if he could go and sacrifice, like I'll forgive him. If he goes and sacrifices himself in Iran, I'll say one nice thing about him. Really? Yeah. Wow. Despite the fact that he might not have killed a maid yet. Yeah.

Well, how about, I got to say something nice about him right now. He's so tall. He's so tall. He's so tall. But also, he's fucking, I'm pretty certain he's all nonverbal. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've definitely had plenty of people tell me who went to school with him that he's, like, uncommunicable. Yeah, but he loves Andrew Tate.

That's his core audience. Yeah. People who can't talk to their fathers. Yeah, meanwhile. He's 20 years old now? Yeah, he's 20 years old. Yeah, that's why he's fair game. Yeah, we can talk about him.

He's just as old as clavicular. Oh, wow. Him and Britain. Wow. Him and Braden need to get together. They really do. They will. They probably get along.

I'm sure they probably know each other, to be honest with you. No, Baron and Britain are going to get together eventually, and whatever they do is going to cause a lot of women misery. Yeah, I think it's good. You know, I'm sure both of their fathers are pedophiles. And so it'll be easy for them to have something to commiserate about. Barron's father is definitely a pedophile. Yes. If Braden's fam father, I really think he was just a son of a bitch for having him.

Oh, that's the thing. He's just guilty by his com. Yeah, we're never going to catch a pedophile, unless their name is Boo Boo the Clown. Oh, Boo Boo the Clown. He missed up, didn't he? Boo Boo the clown. That's one boo-boo you're not going to want to kiss better. And Bobby Arthur Owen, he's 64 years old.

He's known in Eugene and Springfield as Boo Boo Boo the Clown. Now, Boo Boo, oh, he got arrested on 22 counts of child sexual assault. Damn! Gluting Lude acts on a child oral copulation and digital penetration with a foreign object. You know, Boo Boo the clown, I hate that act. And I wish it he'd stop doing it. And that was like my main thing. When I first saw he did that, you ever see that where he made the, he made the zucchini go away?

Oh, is that the thing? Yeah. And the boy just goes like, oh, and it pops out of his mouth, right? It goes out, you go, oh, because he put it, he slid it right up inside him and slid out. These are all jokes. Obviously, he was getting just the one child. Yeah, no, he was in a lot of trouble. He's in a lot of trouble.

He's going to go to jail. Look, hey, how are you doing that, boo-boo? He was a-oh, you're doing that old bo-boo. Get your fingers out of the child, boo-boo. He operated on LinkedIn as Boo-boo the clown entertainment locally from 1996 to 2002, and then he became a truck driver for Coca-Cola. Oh, nice. You know, he also apparently when he was caught, he did his signature.

Oh, oh, me, me, man. to me steak. Yeah, I go boo-poo. I go booboo. Yeah, that's basically it. I love Boo-Boo the clown, man. Boo-Boo the clown, he is just fucking whew. Here's the thing. We're not going to talk about a normal child molester, but if his name is Boo-Boo the

clown, I feel like it has to be brought up. We are literally only doing this story because of the headline, Boo-Boo the Clown convicted of child sex assault. I would not be doing it otherwise. Yeah, there's really not much of an article here, except for he did it, and he's going to go to jail for a while. Why is the headline of that smiles, tears, Louberderm?

I think it was, this was like a, I don't know, some sort of biography article about him from years ago. Why is Loubriderm in there? I think it's because what he used for. No, no, no, no, this is before that. This is years before. Just about being a clown. That's just a clown article. Maybe to get the makeup off or something.

Oh, okay. Well, that's just a clown then. It sounds like it's a bit of a boo-boo man. mentioning how you get it doing, you know. Well, good luck with your sentencing on May 8th, Boo Boo. Thank you. Nobody wants to see my flower trick in town. Little prison's about to get a lot for his starrows.

I hope you guys like jokes and bits. Oh, oh, you just gave me a boo-boo in my butthole. Oh, sorry, guys. Sacramento. Just got a little less funny. Yeah, they did. No more boo-boo. Bye, bye, babo.

Oh, boo-boo. Hey, they-way-da-wa-baboo. Hey, boo-boo, you go to prison, boo-boo. What's you? What's you got in that picnic basket? Oh, it's a child. It's a child. I collect them.

Oh, yeah. I've never had an Asian. I've never had an Asian. Little Peking duck. A little terriaki. Yum, yum, yum, yum. Suck, suck, suck. Boo Boo!

Add it again. All right, well, what do you say we get some listener mail? I don't have an Aids week. I got a, oh, okay. No listener? No listener? I got a stinger if you guys want one.

I mean, we'll listen to a Stinger, but I don't think we got any good mail. I ain't got no, no, man, I got no good mail this week. People just hate pickleball. We'll say the sting. Honestly, the main thing was the anti-pickle ball sentiment, which I really have. Usually when we take a stance against something, people come back and attack us. This time everyone's like, no, fuck pickleball.

Everybody said fuck, fuck, Michael ball. Multiple. Multiple doctors. We're like, pickleball's a fucking scourge. Pickleball is ruining older men. Pickleball tried to kill my mom. They're like people just saying straight up

like, because that's what I was saying to you, we were prepping yesterday. It's because like Sina, who is our resident pickleball expert and obsessive, he's full into pickleball. The thing is, is that over the foreign report, he is a

former collegiate like tennis player. So he's good at it. He's really good. And what I was finding is that every time when I went to go play with him, he's all over the fucking court. And he's doing it with the real tennis serves. And he's with, I'm pinned between a bunch of all these fucking tryhards,

all used to play some other sport. Now they're at pickleball where I'm like, I'm just at pickleball. You guys are all brought other sports energies to this stupid play. playground activity and now like, you're all too serious. Yeah, Sina's got the athleticism of a Cocker Spaniel. He's all over that

court. And guess what? Immediately he did. Hurt his fucking shoulder again. Of course. And so everybody does it. You go in there and it's like time reels back and you think that you can do all this stuff and you can't anymore. And it's heartbreaking. Racquetball.

Racquetball's gone. No one cares about poor racquetball anymore. I miss racquetball. I like racquetball. That's where you fucking get some deals done. Have we done, we ever played racquetball? Once or twice, I'm not good at anything. What about badminton? We used to play this. Badminton? What are we? Little girls? Yeah.

I know that they're very fast. I have played more badminton than anything else. I will say, actually. I will say that. Yeah, because my grandfather had a badminton set, and we always played badminton. Yeah, we used to play a game called ass, where we would take a tennis ball and we'd throw it against the wall, and if it came and it hit you

and you didn't catch it, then you either run and touch the wall. Yeah, we call that asshole. Yeah, oh, see, we just played asshole. So we let you get the three letters and then we line you up and we just beam the fuck out of you. Yeah, I remember asshole. That was fun. That was a fun game. I'd play more ball ball sports.

Yeah. I like that. I miss that. I would do that. I think I'd be down to do it. Because you know, I mean, now is the time to get into racquetball because the courts are empty. Yeah. Everyone's playing pickleball.

Let's take it back. Take back racquetball. I'm sick of fighting for space. And I don't know all the stupid rules. I don't know all their societal little rules. I don't understand. I don't want. want to go into another environment in which I don't know anything and everybody's yelling

at me. I'm sick of the fucking shit. I don't know how to claim the court. I know you all know. Oh, yeah. Oh, Jerry's big dog here? I don't give a fuck. I've never met Jerry before.

You're throwing the name Jerry around. Like, I'm supposed to fucking know who you're referring to. And you're just talking about the one guy with veneers over there that's obviously scoping out all the fucking piece. Fuck yeah. But I'm not here to fuck. I'm here to get some kind of fucking car. and to leave my wife alone.

Yeah, that's the thing. To give her room. She needs her space. Yes, so that's why I'm here, bro. And I don't want to hear. I don't want to be a part of your fucking world here. It's weird because our wives are similar except like yours wants you to leave and my wants me there. I think that's the big difference.

But then like she gets mad when you're there. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's the thing. That's the whole thing. You know, it's very, it's very, it's very, you know, it's how we live. It's how it's called. It's called life.

It's called life. And we love it. I've never not. Go to patreon.com slash last podcast on the left. And you can pay to see, let's do this show ad free. No, you can't say it's Z. You can listen.

You can pay it to listen to our show ad free. You can also see last stream on the left live every Tuesday 5 p.m. PST. You can go get it right on there. And you can live every day knowing for a fact that Henry Zabrowski is out here. Fucking hungry is balls. Yeah, man. Love the fact that Henry's. struggling right now and he needs his get it for you because he's so fucking hungry and he knows he has

chicken thighs waiting for him at home and he is going to laugh what are you going to do with those chicken thighs put him in my mouth i made my first ham salad yesterday i'm very excited i got some upstairs i wanted to feed it to you i want to try it yeah i'll give it to you you'll see if it's good it's my first time it's fine it's fine it's good is it the same as any other salad i mean yeah it's like chicken salad except i put eggs in it can i go get it go get the ham salad no let's not do the eating thing because people fucking get angry. Yeah, that's fine. It's fine. I'll show you guys. I got a whole video coming out.

We're promoing our Cincinnati show on April 25th, so I made some hand salad. I did my best Bridgetown Meets impersonation. I did what I could. And unheard of that brand knows that we're coming. Do they? Yep. Fuck yeah. I want to go. We're going right there.

We're going to get outfitted. Hell yeah. Side stories is on the road. Make sure you check us out. We're going to be in Anchorage on April 17th. That show sold out. April 18th. We're going to be in Fairbanks, Alaska.

Come out. That's my wife's birthday. and she is not thrilled but you got to come out. Yes. Because of that fact. Because of that fact. Because Henry's going to Fairbanks

instead of spending Natalie's birthday with her. You come out, we're going to have a good time celebrating my wife's birthday without her. Which means we need a lot of meat like a lot of pork. Yeah, bring the meats.

Bring the meats, please. Lexington, Kentucky, they got the meets. April 26th, we're going to be there. May 7th, Netflix is a joke. We're going to be here in L.A. with Billy Wayne Davis. It's going to be a fucking lot of fun. May 30th, Rochester, New York, and June 28th, London, Ontario.

If you're in L.A., this Friday, that's right, two days from now, good Friday. Lyric Hyperion with Amber Nelson and the National Book Roberts, come see me. Amber and I are fucking doing a full set each. It's going to be a blast. April 11th, P-Funk Fest, April 12th, Jacksonville, and I got a whole bunch of dates that are popping on atytoons.com this week. I'm coming to Phoenix, D.C., Denver, Plano, Texas. Bethlehem. Plano? Yep. All right. All right. I figured it was Spanish.

No, no. Plano. Plano, Texas. Bethlehem, PA, and Newark, New Jersey. Go to Eddie Tunes.com for tickets. Yes. You fuckers. So enjoy your week. We'll see you. Out there, won't we? Hail. Hale.

Who is decent this week? You know, Hail Project Hail Mary. I really enjoyed that movie. Great. I had a great time watching that. Go see that movie. I'm excited to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get in there.