Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Cornhole & Bulletholes

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's wildest stories & true crime news - Quadruple Amputee-Cornhole Legend Dayton Webber arrested and charged with homicide in Maryland, Missouri Methodist Pastor suspended after direct ties to Epstein Island, OnlyFans model finds herself in hot water after series of "Destructive" pissing incidents at multiple AirBNBs, Charlie Kirk mentor takes fatal Pickleball spill, Ghost Pet E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Are we ready to go?

Lemon bound cake. Boundkechak. I just been, God, it's just in my head. I wanted to ask you an open, ended question here. Does that mean I don't have? Does that mean I don't have to answer or does that mean that I don't have to finish my answer? Don't finish. Okay.

This is actually more for the audience as well because Natalie and I had a debate. Okay. And I want to settle a debate. All right. Let's just say for next February, Black History Month. Okay. For the Crime Wave cruise. Yes.

What I was thinking is, is it inappropriate for a white couple to dress up? They're dogs as important figures in African-American history. Like if, let's say I were to dress up Wendy as Harriet Tub Dog. Okay. And then Carmi as Rosa Barks. How would you go about dressing them as those people? Because they don't have, like, specific outfits. Yeah, they do.

No, they don't. See, Rosa Parks has a little... You know, obviously, Rosa Parks. Rosa Barks has got a little hat. Rosa Barks. A little hat. A little hat. A little pillbox.

hat and obviously a nice comfortable. Carmi would have to be Rosa Parks because she sits better. Wait, Rosa Barks? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think it's cute. Natalie thinks it's a hate crime. It's not a hate crime. I think it's cute. I think if you found a way to like really do it tastefully, like post a picture on your Instagram and be like, this is what makes Rosa Parks great.

These are the things that she did. This is like, you know, like people don't know. So if I do a hyper serious. Yeah. extremely informed past Wikipedia. Get a little facsimile, like bus. You can talk about how, first off, Rosa Parks is beautiful. I don't know if you've ever seen a picture of Rosa Parks like in her prime.

She's very hot. Rosa Parks is extremely hot. I did not fucking say that. It's fine. I said that. I don't know. You asked about me. You are on this.

You off-rout. I mean, she's very hot. You off-roated into time. It's to qualify. But I'm thinking she ended her life. She had no money at the end of her life. There's no money in the civil rights movement is where I was going. Even though she was smoking hot.

She wasn't able. Like a fucking, she wasn't, the only fans wasn't around when she passed. I'm sorry. I brought this up. I love it. You find it so funny. Someone is so intelligent

Could be so beautiful as well. I don't think it's funny at all. Just think it was your first thought. Can we see Rosa Parks in her prime? Yeah, let's go into Rosa Parks, guys. Welcome to side stories. I'm going to fucking go.

I'm going to goon. I'm going to finish. I just think it was an open-ended question. I honestly, I'm sorry everybody. I allowed the question to be open-ended. It's what happens. We have hit it here.

It's Farch, it's women's month, so you can talk about it for two months in a row. Yes, that's why also what I was saying to Natalie. That's what I'll also say to Natalie, they are girls. Wendy's hair at Tub Dog would just have a little headwrap. I mean, I'm in my name's Andrews-Raskey. Oh, I get it because it's Tubman. And so it's Tub-dog. I understand now.

I'm sitting here. I think the pun's awful, but now I realize it's actually not bad. And this is... A different intro. This is crazy. Is this bad? It's not crazy? This is what he's talking about.

I'm calling a beautiful. a beautiful woman beautiful and everyone's like look at me like I'm not allowed to find this fucking great woman hot and sitting right next to me as I have the true student of history a true fan of the civil rights movement Ed Larson she's gorgeous

Jesus Christ well I'm really glad that we got here Harriet Tubman's not hot are you happy now Jesus fucking Christ Harry Thompson's ugly that we're gonna have to now we're doing it now you're doing now you're That's what you asked for now. I did not ask.

I never once asked for any bit of this. Well, let's get to updates. Because we got a lot going on today. A lot of going on today. We got an update on our lottery scammers. Okay, so first of all, this is my favorite. This is amazing. We got somebody reached out.

Last week we covered, I believe there was seven. men from they were from Ohio but they did the crime at Pittsburgh over in like the Delco County area of Pennsylvania where they were doing this extended centrally fake bit there would either be

along one lines got a guy that he has got a bunch of money doesn't know how to play cards and he's behind this fucking rest stop. Hey man my buddy won a lotteries behind the rest stop I love this time the rest I'm going to get some money this is what I love so somebody wrote in being like, this is, and so seven guys did this scam over three months.

They made $21,000. We realized like we broke it down. It's like, it's like minimum wage. They're making minimum wage just doing this. So this guy, someone got stopped by them. And this is a great, it's like, I just think it's so funny. Hi, while traveling back and forth from Pittsburgh to Chicago, handling my late stepfather's belongings.

I'm glad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's a weird detail. throw in the top. I was stopped at an Indiana rest stop by the scammers you talked about in the last episode. My girlfriend and I were leaving the rest stop when a man in a white tank top long red basketball shorts, oh yes, and a flat-brimmed hat came up to us asking us to roll down our car window. I obliged. He then told me, hey man, a dude back there just won the lottery. He's hated our cash, man.

The news is here, man. He's around back, man. The news is here. Knowing that that's not how the lottery works, I thought to myself, if I'm not getting stabbed at, am I, I'm not going to get stabbed at this Indiana arrest up today. And I told him, I'm good. We went back and forth for a while he asked me like, why don't you want free money? Why don't you want that free money? You don't want free money? You better have free money.

Right? Are you trying to give it away so bad? Yeah, exactly. And then I finally just said, you know what? Yeah, I'll pull around. He ran off, and I drove to Chicago. We laughed and it felt like an obvious scheme that it could not be real. Thanks for letting me know.

It was a real half-ass scam. That just made me laugh so much. This happened in Indiana and they did it all over. They even did it in Canada once apparently. It's just it is a bad plan. Yes. But it worked for a while. Somehow.

That's because it was so ridiculous that even people who had happened to that knew it was bad didn't call the cops because it's so crazy. Oh, they're so stupid. It's so dumb. It's so dumb what happens. happened to them. It kind of feels like it's never the victim's fault, but don't fall for this. No, this is real

fucking stupid. This is real, real stupid. And I think that people don't realize it even kind of happened to them until it's too late. And I love that. Finally, someone's like, that's not a lottery works. This is come shoot money out of the fucking basket. You don't just

make all this money and then it just, uh, it's fun. So we have that. We have also, obviously I could have called it from a mile away, Kelly And DJ said, Wilson split. We know this, though. That's the Youngblood curse. Yeah, yeah.

You see it? They fucking got divorced. They're getting rid of the marriage plans and it's all over. Cut two. What day is today? A week from now. I bet you. Youngblood fuck Sharon Osborne.

Oh my God. I hope so. Youngblood's going to fuck Sharon Osborne. She's turning into it. You see how thin she is lately. She's turning into young blood. We're all concerned. But I will say,

Youngblood's coming in there And he's going to come inside your mother fucking Kelly So you need to get your head together Because you're going to have a new sister Youngblood's going to put a child And Sharon Osborne in the last of her egg So all right So everyone remember

Sid Wilson He proposed On the night On the night Directly after Ozzy Has basically committed suicide To perform this charity But the biggest charity event

Of all time You know that right That he had to cycle down His medication Just to perform in order to do the final show he went off of all of his like varied the cocktail

for like a month before then so that his body would be able to perform knowing that he would probably that it would kill him. He died a week later. Yes. We died a week later. And Youngblood and this other guy are just sucking up all the

suck up all the fucking specialness. Yeah they said they took it all. He sucked it all up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then fucking so this guy proposes to Kelly Osborne while Ozzy's in a wheelchair and he's like, no, no, oh, oh.

And then shocker, they're not actually getting married. It's as trashy as getting, I'm telling you this. I mean, the reason why, yes, we're all concerned about Kelly Osborne. We're all pulling for her. We know that she's currently grieving. But we have to remember, this is the trash we see on Facebook. This is the type of shit.

It's the same as getting engaged at somebody else's wedding. It's the same as doing, like, you're pulling shenanigans. Yeah. And it's bad luck. It's bad luck for you. Everyone's like, oh, maybe Ozzie wanted to see her get engaged in one of his last moments. No father ever wants to see his daughter get engaged. Now it all doesn't mean shit.

A father wants to see his daughter get married. But I do believe a daughter. A father wants to see his daughter and he wants to be at the wedding. He wants to be at the wedding. He does not care about the engagement. The engagement's where you fucking do anal for the first time. You know what I mean? The engagement.

That's a ring. That's nasty. You know what I mean? The engagement nights nasty sex. we all know that engagement nights for nasty sex and you can't think about your elderly father as the light is dying from his eyes as he's watching you knowing that the whole point of the engagement ceremony

is to ask permission from the world to come inside this person without a condom on and it's literally what it's for it's why engagements have always existed marriage is technically it's kind of pointless and stupid in a way. It's the day where you say no more condoms. Yeah, right?

And that's what he did in front of Ozzy. The day. That should have just been about him. It really should have just been about Ozzy. So it's nice of the pamphlets. It's not the greatest charity of him. You're fighting them still. But it is, is making...

Say something nice about Youngblood. He's not on the Epstein list. He's not. It's too young. He could have been of... victim. I would have liked him then. He does look like a model.

He does. He's very handsome. Honestly, again, I'm sorry to come back at Youngblood. I'm already hearing Youngblood's army coming for me. Yeah, well, you know. I asked for it, huh? You did ask for it, but I don't care. Let him come. Let him come.

That's one thing I say about Youngblood's fans. Let him come. Please let him come. Come away. Also, you've got fucking marked my words. He puts a baby in Sharon Osborne. Oh, man, nothing would make me happier. He's going to...

Impossible. Who knows? It's not impossible. She could have an egg in there. No, dude. Oh, dude, in the back? Yeah, she could still be having babies. Think about this.

From Ozzy to Fossey. That's the next kid. Fossi Osborne. Fawsey Osborne. That's the bit. All right, so in more fun news, this is an update. The reason why it's an update because I have already been

fascinated by this young man. You got a tiny maniac on the loose. This is, I mean, but he made it, he did it himself. This is truly, uh, Natalie heard me describing this story with the glee I had yesterday. And she just said, like, what do we do here? Why are you so filled with glee over her death? Stories like this put a roof over her head. It's why we do what we do.

You know what I mean? It's why I wake up and stories like this. It's why I wake up in the morning. Okay? This story, it comes from all the way out of the beautiful, beautiful state of Maryland. Now, La Plata, Maryland, would I do not know they had Spanish named? Like a fort? What is that in Maryland?

So he's a professional cornhole player. You might know him by the name of Dayton James Weber. Might as well be the face of the sport. At this point. He is armless, legless. He, they were amputated when he was, believe they were amputated when he was a young boy. He had a blood disease. He had a blood disease.

And he became famous for his ability to, to see through a world telling him, no, you can't play cornhole. You don't have arms or legs. Yeah. Those are the two things you need the most for cornhole. And he said, fuck you. I have a torso. You don't need legs for cornhole. He showed that.

Yeah. He showed that. I feel like the leg's going to help, but he showed, and just using his two nubbins, he could become a fucking champion. And we loved him for it. But it seems, as what comes with the crown, heavy is the role of the king.

Absolutely. Right. And I feel that what we're seeing here is a bit of an Aaron Hernandez-like scenario. Where Dayton Weber... He often does fall down after he throws the cornhole bag. he might have CTE. Test pending. Test pending.

We'll see. So now what we now know is that he has been charged with a, with murder. He believes it is a, he is under suspicion for murder and a deadly shooting that occurred in Charles County. Now, you heard me correctly. It wasn't with a rocket launcher done by a gun on a little button on a shoulder. It was done by a full on, I believe a revolver or a glock. He has a...

He has a semi-automatic. So I, first of all, like, the whole world was like, what? So armless, legless man, while driving, shoots the guy behind him. The police are straight up saying, we have no idea how he concealed the weapon on his person. Can we first look at the video, Rob? I want to show Eddie the video of Dayton Weber showing the world on YouTube just how easy it was for him to reload and load a gun and shoot it. He put out his own evidence.

It is the wildest thing. Wow. You could see he puts the, he very carefully. So does he have like a finger? It seems like he has a little, he has one little finger in there. I want to know, side stories LPOTL at gmail.com. I'd love to know. What's the official term for nubbins and the hooks on the ends of the nubbins that you use?

I know, I'm just asking, I don't need to be delicate here. If you've been an amputee, you guys know what I'm talking about. What is the actual official term? Once you kill somebody, we're allowed to be a little rude. He's fine, but he's the, I'm not even, I'm just asking. Allegedly. I'm asking the crew. So right now, he is, what are the accuracy with which he shoots? Smile on his face.

He's so excited. This motherfucker decided to do every single thing he shouldn't be able to do. Cornhole, murder, driving. He's an advocate for quadriplegic or, um, or amputee hunting. He's a hunter. He used to like kill deer and shit like that. Well, I think what happened here, man, is that Lil Nubs, which is what they might call him down in La Plata. Yeah.

Right? And then Lil Nubs might be kind of fucking being a bit of a, I might be involved in a drug, you know, activity. We don't know. Right now we don't really know a lot of the details. We do know is they. There's two witnesses. Two witnesses. They said Weber, he pulled out a firearm, shot Wells, the guy that was with, which is very sad that he shot this guy.

Michael Wells He shot him inside the car Bragerick Wells Yes, Braadrick Wells That's what Pat wrote Oh well Shout out to Pat What I love is what we don't know

Is the police have not explained How Weber was able to drive a car Or fire a weapon We just showed you It was a Tesla You know so imagine there's some Self-driving aspects to it Oh maybe

Honestly that does make a lot of sense So it was a Tesla It was a Tesla You might add some self-driving things There are also some applications I'm not sure if any car can help someone drive it's a Tesla. Shout out when shoutouts happen.

So I will put it this way. I'm not surprised by the driving. I'm not even really even surprised by the ability to shoot. I just think it's amazing that he did it while driving. That they stopped it and then just think about this.

Think about the points of pressure you need. All right, I got my knees. I got my knees about nubs. Yes. Knees and nubs. This is so hard to dude, dude. How much core strength that you need to fucking have. You know he was a wrestler. Yes. And I also

will say I got an email from somebody that was a former wrestler with him, which they said they were really excited for this story to come out so they could finally talk about what an asshole he is. Oh, yeah. He was an asshole. I mean, of course. I mean, I would be too if I had

no arms or legs. Of course. But he uses nubs to like deadly effect in wrestling where he'd jack them into your balls and he like, and they would be hard for them to see what he was doing. He'd like jam his fucking knob up into the back of your neck and shit. Well, remember wrestling is all weight-based.

Yes. And so he's wrestling guys with arms and legs. Yeah. So he is weighing as much as these people without arms and legs. And he's just fucking salamandering these motherfuckers. Yeah, no, he's like a hundred and forty-pound clam.

Dude, he's, wow, and that's a lot of clam. Yeah. You saying he's a clam? I'm just saying like that thick. He's like an all muscle. But clams can't grip. Dude, clams can grip. You ever seen footage of a clam hunting?

Clams fucking, they like, their little muscle comes out and fucking grabs something and pulls it back in the clam and eats it. Clam's bad as fuck. Clam fuck your whole bullshit up. I don't know. Oh, yeah, I can see it moving, yeah, because it's tongue pushes. I still feel like I'd call him a man instead of a clam. I think that his ability to grip and rip just from the using his belly button is truly

one of those impressive things I've ever seen. And the fact that he can fucking have a concealed and carry on him and zip it out, one of these zipped it out. He probably, I imagine he pulled it out and the guy's like, what are you going to fucking do with that? You're going to shoot me? And he's just like, oh, yeah,

yeah, maybe I am. Yeah. Yeah, you want a cross-normal. I think he has a normal voice, by the way. I think his voice is totally normal. You're trying to fuck with little nuts. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, maybe he was meeting with his hand dealer. and the guy fucking didn't show up

with the product. He showed up and he threw the money in the back. That's the guy's like, make with the hands. Make with the hands now, come on. Make with the hands, let's go. And then he goes to open up the handbox and he opens it up and a handbox all full of paper machet and shit. He's been like, you're trying to fucking scam little nubs?

You're trying to fucking scam little fucking nubs? Like I'm saying, I think he has a normal voice. I'm just saying that he's angry, dude. He's definitely angry. And they said they witnesses watched him run away and scurry off into the fucking forest like a cryptid, dude.

He ran off into the woods, dude. Dude, just fucking nubs on nubs, dude. That's fast as hell. Like a giant running clam. I got to work on this. Yeah. It's a giant running clan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The fucking, the cops, like, because of the witnesses and everything, and they knew the video of him shooting the gun, the cops were like, we're not stumped. What? What? What happened? Silence. Are you going to say, I'm going to have the American. Disabilities Association.

The cops were not stumped. I want them to email Ed and explain to him that no matter how many limbs do you have or have not, you can still be an asshole. Yeah, that's the best part. He was an asshole. Oh, he's an asshole, yeah.

But great corner hole player, put sport on the map. He is, you know, he chose to do everything. The whole world said, you can't do this. Can you imagine? I bet you next, in jail, he becomes a tap dancer. Mm-hmm. you can do anything he wants apparently

maybe you'll join the area and have the cutest hyal ever oh cute little stubby hale you know we've got huge shoulders he's fucking he is he's very strong he's jacked yeah yeah but you know I was just

really surprised that he would use all that goodwill and he'd murder because guess what I was in there but you know who I also say I don't think he got much money playing cornhole. I guess not. And then we also talk about Oscar pastoral. See this picture of him

dancing off of his four-wheeler? Rob, you got to see this picture. If him as a little boy, he jumps in up and down doing all these tricks on his little dust bike. Yeah, I sent you a document. He's total control. He's total control of us. He's all abs. He's only abs.

He's like, his whole thing is that he's the best parts of Channing Tatum. Yes. Yeah, that guy's crazy. No, he was quite determined, and he was good at doing, and he did the worm. Oh, of course. He was very good at dancing. I guess it's the only dance move.

That's how he also, he moves. Yeah. That's how he gets places fast. Yeah, the worm, yeah. Yeah, but this is him, yeah, this is him on a dirt bike. He was quite a little miracle. And now? A four-wheeler, a four-wheeler.

Now that little miracle is on his way to jail for fucking murder. Man. Well, we'll see how it happens. We'll see how it all comes. I'm sorry. I mean, no, he's going to see him there. Yeah. What are they going to do?

I guess he'll have to have a motorized wheelchair, I imagine. No, dude. This dude would not be down for that. That motherfucker is completely capable. How does he wheel a wheelchair? He can't wheel a wheelchair. Well, yeah, he doesn't have to a lot of times. Well, in jail, he's going to have to.

He might not. Well, you think he's going to get a guy? No, he can go anywhere. He doesn't. I think he just goes around, dude. Driving a car and shot the back passenger in the head, I think he can get to the showers and back. I think he's fine. Yeah, getting around.

is not a problem for this guy. No, you think he's fine, dude. I also put two little mops on him. You're a fucking asshole. You're a fucking asshole. It's only okay here. Everyone in jail should have a job. In jail, this is the only okay about him.

He's a murderer right now, allegedly. Yeah, in prison. Everyone's got to have a job. We've got to get to the trial, man. Everyone's going to be mad. Everybody, yeah, sure, good. Good, let him be mad. Oh, yeah.

No, we're only speaking the hardcore truth. We're only talking truth to power here. This is definitely not punching down because he's a champion and he's a murderer. Both. He murdered. And that's who makes him bad. Rosa Parks is hot. Allegedly.

No, not Rosa Parks. No, she is hot. Yes, but he's an alleged murder. He's an alleged murderer. Tell me how many times you look up a picture of her. You know who's a nice guy who's got an amputee? Who? The guy, the one-armed guy from Twin Peaks.

Great guy. Al Strobel. Yeah. I looked him up. Al Strobel. One armed actor. He was also in the Grateful Dead's concert film Sunshine Daydream. Oh, that's nice.

Because the dead, didn't he? He died in Oregon. What the dead they had? Oh, Jerry had, was missing a finger. That's the Grateful Dead thing. Yes. Jerry Garcia is missing a finger. Yes, he was missing a finger.

Molly Crew. Wait, no, not Molly Crew. Who was the guy who had a drum. DeFlepper. DeFlepper had a one-legged drummer. Yes. One-armed drummer. One-armed.

Yes, because the second leg is allowed him to drum better. Was there a Grateful Dead guy that only had one leg? No, there was the Grateful Dead bases that didn't have a face. It's a different podcast. Now we're just guessing missing parts of old men. Can we guess? What other parts are missing? Live from your play.

All right, let's get into some current news because... All the Grateful Dead drummers had legs. All right. So this next story is about America. All right. And this is about a truly unifying thing that happened that we should pay attention to. And this is like- Are we skipping the update?

Oh, fuck, even forgot. We didn't update it. Let's do, do it. And now we have an update. It's an island adventure. It's an island adventure. Heck yeah. It's Jeffrey time.

Man, that's great. I never gets old. So this is an interesting one. This is a quick update. This is just one of those that I find. This is a little factoid that popped through all the noise recently that is just wild to me. So a Missouri pastor was suspended by the Missouri Conference of the United Methodist Church. The Reverend Stephanie Remington was put on a 90-day season.

suspension when it was discovered that she was Epstein's administrative assistant and the temporary property manager of his private island, Little St. James, from August 2018 to May 2019, which I believe when he died. When he was arrested. When he was arrested. Yes, when he was arrested. And so this, this fucking bitch was in charge of the entire island. She says, obviously, no idea.

Never saw nothing. Never saw nothing. Said that, oh my God, I was, yes, we were aware of his charges. Yes, they knew that, well, you know, it's like if someone, you know, if we're going to believe in the prison system, you know, like it's one of those things. I could see that as an argument. Oh, yeah, obviously. A billionaire pedophile always learns his lesson after a weekday, daytime jail assignment and which is allowed to go home at night and on the weekends. right. They do that in Florida. I know. I know. It seems like

it's built in. It seems like why all these sexual predators are moving there. Remember Pan Bondi was a part of giving them that. Oh, we remember. Oh, I always remember. Yeah. And so this bitch, she was in charge of everything. And what I find interesting, number one, she just got suspended. No reason to fire her. Right? Because like, you know, her name appears in 1800 documents. If you look through the Epstein files, and it seems that she's on a lot of

fairly perfunctory supply lines, looking for utilities, do certain things that are involved in the island that she was doing just sort of very day-to-day operations. What I think is interesting is how did we, Jeffrey Epstein was a very, we kind of talked about this. Obviously, I don't think he believed in God or had any form of religion. But he was very culturally identified within his Jewish community. Yes.

Well, it was more because like he had connections. the fucking Israel. Yes, but also he himself would talk about when he was talking with the Rothschild lady in his emails. He was talking about the history of the Jewish people and the Epstein name, talking about this idea of like the Epstein's were also some part

of legacy Jewish family. And he also is, it's a very famous name. Used a lot of Jewish community connections in terms of like, not a lot of like, I don't see a lot of rabbis necessarily and there were like actual religious functionaries but he was a part of like

traditional kind of like philanthropic yeah but you can say that you know he was also with the Democrats and all that shit too

yeah everything he didn't care right he obviously was an equal opportunity person but I do find it interesting

that somebody that identifies so culturally with his Jewishness then used a Methodist pastor to be the administrator for his island here's my

the most of places of all secrets besides Zora Ranch here's my like, you know, like looking too deep into this and looking at from her point of view type of deal. I think at this point, it's towards the end of his time on the island. I think this might be some of the only times on the island when he was committing no crimes

because he knew he was going down soon. And he knew he was being watched. Still doesn't matter because he was a convicted fucking sex offender and a billionaire surrounded by all of these shady connections, which were very, very obvious at the time. But for sure. Yes, but I'm saying this woman has no connection to any of that. And I think there's a really good chance there were no crimes being committed at this time on the island. And I also find it interesting that so few people have been punished for this.

Right? And guess who they in America, especially. And guess who they were? Jislay Maxwell? Yeah. And this woman. Yeah. Two women. Yes.

Not a single guy has been fucking punished. The CEO, Chuckie cheese had to step down. And it's like, oh. So he just got, and guess what that means, guys, when his CEO steps down. He gets to take a pay package and gets to retire in luxury. That's what he got to do. He got to quit work and make money. So remember that.

Every single time, every time they talk about, oh, I forget what other big company, there was another guy that stepped down that everyone's like, oh, you see, no, there's some complications here. And it's like, fuck all of you. No one's, the only person they even saw. And they just suspended her. They didn't even fucking. How much pay could she be getting?

I think that she might have done nothing wrong. But the reason I also feel like... But take a job from a bad man. But guess what it does? Guess what happens? Every single time a squeaky clean person openly works with somebody that obviously is a career criminal and rapist and pedophile, you are applying your good cred to this person.

This person was used as a whitewashing technique. for the island. Absolutely. And they allowed it. And they bent over and they spread their fucking cheeks and they took it. They knew he was a pedophile.

Yes, for whatever money. But in her defense to that, she's already a pastor. Which is a part of her, I think the reason why they did it because according to Remington, she said,

I never saw anything. I knew him for the last nine months of his life. Well, after he served time for the things, he was accused of doing. I did not know I'm so

I'm just so sad Why do you people do bad things When you do her voice like that She sounds like someone who has no arms or less You try to fuck with this nuts This little nobs house This is a little nobs house You get closer so I can smack you

Oh man how would you feel if he worked on Upsteen's Island Oh man he would have been a blast waiter. Yeah, I went under the Capri's son from across the pool. He's like, he flips it across the place. I love that guy. That guy, that's out of my family.

See how he flips it? It's right in your hands. Yeah, he's amazing. I can't believe it. I took him from a cornhole. I watched him, and I can't even believe it. I saw him at this little thing. You ever at Cornhole?

This thing, Midwestern morons, too? He went over there, and I watched him doing it around. I saw him flip a little thing. I got to get him on my house. How much are you? How much are you? One time I had. You wouldn't even believe.

It was me, Angela Merkel. It was an amazing night. It was amazing night. It was me, Sarah Silverman. It was a bunch of other, very important people. Elton John was there. Barry Diller. And the only thing you know is like, I watched him.

I got caught. I said, Cornhole torso man. That's what I call him, right? It's my cone hole torso man. And he comes in here and he just flipped the dildo into the open white asshole of Angela Merkel, like nothing I've ever seen. But yeah, that's our update. I got a tiny update.

Oh, please. So I'm like, I was like, oh, you know what? I forgot. I've never searched Barry Diller in the Epstein file. My old boss, who is, you know, Barry Diller sold Fox or Rupert Murdoch. He is the guy who Richard, who Monty Burns is based off. Yes. Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons is based off of Barry Diller.

Barry Diller was my boss. I had to like put a new orchid on his desk every day and throw the orchid in the trash every night. Is that amazing? I got in trouble because I was giving the orchids to the cleaning staff and they saw me do it on the camera. And they're like, Mr. Diller doesn't want you to give away the orchids. You must throw them in the trash. Those are Barry's orchids, okay? Yes, exactly.

So I was like, oh, you know what? So for fun, I'm going to go on the DAOJ website, look up Barry Diller, see if he was in the way. And, you know, his name's in there a bunch. Of course. He's a billionaire. Of course, his name's going to be in there. In New York, yeah. And so I'm like, of course his name's in there. And then, like, third email I open is to Jeffrey.

Barry wants to visit the island. Can we make time? Nothing like a guy. Like straight. Hey, uh, let me just ask you a question. He's married to Diane Von Fursterberg, who is a well-known beer. And he is, yeah, because he is, I think didn't he come out, I believe, eating him out. But I can just imagine him.

He had, like, he used to live in Jersey, and he would take his yacht across the river from Jersey and then ride his moped into work from the docks. You can always be gay in Jersey. And then, but we always laugh because, like, the boat boys would come by. Oh, yeah. And it was like the staff that worked on his yacht and it was like 10 like muscular boys. I was just like, hey, Jeffrey, it's me, Barry. I was just calling to say, listen, I just heard like something about a fuck island.

I'd like to be there, please. Thank you. Yes, players. Got to bring all my dead orchids. So if you know anything about Barry Diller, please send it in. I'm very interested to see more of his connections to Jeffrey Epstein, considering I knew him and hated him personally. So I would love to fucking get more information on that. And also another person we're looking at, if you have anything, side stories, L-P-O-T-L-T-L at gmail.com is Paolo Zampoly.

Now, this guy is the, that is the Trump of Italy. Yes. He is a real estate magnet and he works with models and it's like he's almost a one-for-one. He inherited, his father died when he was 18 and then he inherited his father's toy company and then sold it to become a model. getting the modeling business, and he opened his own modeling agency. And then he moved to the U.S. in 24. Trump claims that he is the person that introduced him to Melania Trump because she was one of his models.

Oh, yeah, that makes sense. And then he isn't in the Epstein files a whole bunch, but he is in there three times, but each of those times are very interesting. First, there's a witness testimony from a model about Epstein that's heavily redacted, but she does recall her time working with Zampoli and calls him sleazy. No way. A Italian manager of a modeling agency? No way.

That guy? Yeah, this guy. He looks on the level. He looks on the level. No, that's an innocent man. The way he's gripping that fucking unidentified woman's waist. Yes. There's a bizarre email exchange between Epstein and a redacted party in which the redacted

seems to be going through some sort of mental health crisis. And they're saying, please, I'm asking for it. investigation. I never killed anybody and I stopped drugs. I swear and I did not mention regular Bill Block and we had Ari's private business discussed. I'm very scared and it's all about Paulo Zampoli. Now I also find it interesting is that it, you know, it's never a good sign if you Google yourself and there's just a bunch of pictures of you with a bunch of women's faces redacted. You know, like that's always a bad sign. And the last one is an email exchange of which says where Epstein told someone to be very careful.

Oh, he's talking to Sultan bin Sulaham, the guy, the torture video guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's talking to him and he's having, that guy's having dinner with Zampoli. And Epstein told him to be careful. Zampoli is trouble lots. And then said he sells stories to the press is what Epstein said about Zampoli. So if anyone has any information on Apollo Zampoli or Barry Diller and they're involved in Epstein, please email us. I would love to learn more about this. We love to learn. And that is

fascinating. And it sounds like, oh, he's Will on his way to consequences. Yes. So it's about these smaller guys. Of course. It's about everyone wants it to be Tom Hanks. But he's not a smaller guy. He's a big fucking guy. They're all huge guys. Barry Diller is the biggest fucking guy. You know, and so like these are the guys who are flying under the radar because it's like the same thing is like, all right, I'm going to take this back to a much smaller level. It's got nothing to do with Epstein. It's like when an actor gets canceled for something they said in a movie or a role they portrayed. And they always go after the actor and they never go after the producer. They never go after the executive. The idea of going after somebody versus doing a character

is like ridiculous. But I'm just saying, you got to remember that go up, go to the top, go to the people who are really making the money. These are the guys that we need to be hold accountable for all this shit. Yeah, because it's the only way we're going to do it. And we have to chase them from place to place to place. We have to make sure Les Wexner never can enjoy himself anywhere he goes as well. So now let's get into some actual justice. Yes. This is the, we may feel complicated about this man, but I don't really in the end when it comes down to

what he fought for and it actually meant, it means a lot to all of us. This is a really strangely important case that I think is important. It's like we got to look at. Yes. Afro-man. Afro-man. All the way, formerly known as Joseph Foreman. now we all know and love him as Afro-Man. He was, I wouldn't say, one of the soundtracks of my college.

Because I got high. Because I got high. Ruin by 9-11. Yes. That was like, after nine, do you have, you guys have to understand that if 9-11 different didn't happen, we're looking at an Afro-Man has Grammys world. I think we could be looking at an Afro-Man has Grammy's world now. Yes, but I'm just saying that if you, Afro-Man's vibe, before 9-11,

I think that we would, the whole world was on its, on the right path until that, until it happened. You know what I mean? So he was involved in this incident with the Adams County Sheriff's Office in Ohio. Now the Adams County Sheriff's Office is a group of good old boy cops, dead in the middle of the Florida of the Midwest. Yes. And they have had total impunity in this area. I mean, interesting that Afri-Man lives amongst them.

this is MAGA country. Well, I mean, it's not far from where Chappelle is. Dude, it is the red heart of MAGA country, right? Yeah. We also know, Ohio could always flip. Ohio could flip. We'll see. Afro-Man is, he is considering himself.

There are some people that call him MAGA. There are also some people that believe that he views himself as an equal opportunist person. He ran for president against Trump. Yes. And he just seems to be, I will put this out there, traditionally socially, socially conservative. of older black man. So that seems to be a lot of what of the things he talks about. I don't have to personally be his friend.

No, but this is super important. So in 22, August 22, the Sheriff's County, they executed a search warrant on Aframan's house. Apparently, someone was saying about how he may have had a kidnapped person in there. They had a tip from a meth head. Some random fucking person. And informant, yeah. Right, that there was kidnapping and drug trafficking going on.

He was not there. Afferman was not there. His wife and children were home. The cops came in. They broke the gate in his driveway. They kicked the door in. They searched the home. They went through all of his CD collection.

They apparently pulled out all of his suits. Went through the pockets of his suits. They went. They stole $5,000 in cash, which is a thing that happens. They took $5,000 and they put it on there. They stole $400. Yes. They said that he had $5,000.

He had $5,400. And they kept the $400. When we got arrested, they like... This happens a lot. When we got arrested, especially with cash. They said that they... only found like 13,000 and we all know that there was over 30. Yes.

And so the cops just take it. They just take it. It happens a lot. All right. They found no evidence. There's no kidnapping. Nothing happening. All of this was caught on Aframan's home cameras, right?

He filled all these things of these fat tubby cops ripping through his home. Now, Averman, he came up. He said they did $20,000 worth of damage to my house. Eventually they say that he said they returned the five grand, four hundred of it was missing. It was all this kind of shit. And he was like, well, fuck this. They stole money for me. They came in.

They fucked up my house. I don't really have any recourse except to take it to the fucking people. So he does what he was going to do, where he put out, I get it not understand that it was his 16th album. I had no idea. Afro-Man was so prolific. I mean, I think he's got a lot of time in there, right? He made this album, Lemon Pound Kik. Now, we're not allowed to play it due to rights and shit now, but you can know that the...

We're not trying to get sued by Afro-Man. Lerman Pound, he does deserve some money. Put down his glock lemon pound cake So he wrote this song In which he takes aim at several of the police officers What Lemon Pound Cake was about this big fat officer That went into the kitchen And he looked at you could see him go

He does the cartoony A triple take Dude he does the cartoony yoga bear style Because his mom made a freshly made lemon pound cake That was sitting on the counter of his kitchen table. He also had the other songs where why you disconnected my video camera because they did

go through. They took out all his cameras from the inside of his home. They got footage of the cameras getting disconnected. There was another song called Will you help me repair my door? Yes. There was also a song called Sign My Titties and Hardass Dick. Those are unrelated. That's all in the same album. Those are the things. Yeah. Yeah, he only had three songs about the

cops on that album. Yes. And so the police in all of their these songs would go on, right? 20 million views. A lot of footage from the raid on his house. And then the police decided they needed to get some of their own justice. So they decided to sue Afro-Man.

For defamation. For defamation of character. They said it was invasion of privacy, misappropriation of their likeness. And they sought from Afro-Man, $4 million in damages. Yeah. Then begins truly one of the most amazing trials I've ever seen. This is all in April. This came out in the last link.

Watching the trial footage of them playing lemon pound cake and lick them low, Lisa, that was based upon one of the other larger women that were one of the officers. Randy Walters is a son of a bitch. That's another song he put out. They played these songs in entirety in court. And the police's faces were so funny. Yes. Lickam low Lisa was crying.

She started crying. She was crying when he played the song and he cuts to Afro-Ahroman. sitting in a full American flag suit that he bought from Amazon, just sitting there literally just laughing and bouncing his head to the song, cut to him, asking the police officer the very heart of the case of the defamation case, in which he's asking, his own personal lawyer, asked this dumb shit police officer, so is it true in the song that Afri-Man slept with your wife?

Because that's the core of the defamation suit, right? Yeah. It's to say, obviously not. He's telling the world he did this. the police officer decides to react how am I supposed to know I ask her it's like you fucking moron

just threw your whole case in the fucking trash also like you're just like you're saying that about your wife yes Afro Man saying it about your wife is one thing and it turns out it's because they had gotten divorced and guess who's the only person that Afroman brought is a witness testimony for him that guy's

ex-wife brought him on to the stand ex-wife talks all about the song She's an elementary school teacher. She comes out. She basically says like, yes, I believe in an artist, right, in order to sing, you know, like, that's what they do. The afferance lawyer in an amazing exchange brought up. He's like, is there a tale of a song that you might have played in class for your students?

Or he's just like, well, you know, I had a bunch of students play a certain song that was a, he's like, what's, you can say it once. You can say entitled to the song. And she's like, the song is called Wet Ass Pussy. And I heard them. My students started playing and I told him shut it off, right? I told him, you guys shut that off. And he was like, were you offended by the contents of what ass pussy? And what they were saying about the female body.

And she was like, no, that's an artist artistic license to talk about the way they feel about things. Yes. Like encapsulated the whole thing. And then they go to the cross-examination. The first thing the guy says is like, hey, tell me. Like, does this have anything to do with the divorce? Right, this must have a lot to do with divorce. she was like, no. He's like, well, it's not like you had like a protective order against him or anything.

She's like, yes, I did actually. So then it revealed she then, then the fucking moron lawyer literally walks her into admitting without him knowing that she had already had put a protective order out on her ex-husband police officer because he was a fucking psychopath. Yes. That's why they got divorced. It had nothing to do with the fucking song. Also, she has a biracial child. Yes. Yes.

Which is the only person yet you can feel kind of bad for is this child. Yes. That's the only person you can kind of feel bad for, but I will say it's not Afro-Man's responsibility to take care of this woman and take care of this child's well-being. It is that police officer's fucking job. Oh, yeah. It's that stepfather's job to do a good job and not have his bullshit come back on him to reflect her. I agree. And, but I find interesting is that the judge was against Afro-Man.

He actually went out of his way to try to trash the, the teacher's testimony by saying that she's done an expert witness. He was very openly against this whole thing. Like, he went a long time talking to lecturing Afro-Man about how he can't show any form of emotion. Like, like, bordering on inappropriate to a point where it's like he's just sitting there. And then, but guess who saw through all of this? The people. That's right. The fucking jury saw what the truth of the matter was.

And they dismissed the charges. Afro-Man does not have to pay them any money. So this is a really good example of how you take it to the state. But the thing is, like, Afro-Man is still out $20 grand. And think about if he wasn't- Dude, he's out $100,000. He's got out all of the fucking lawyers, fees, all that shit. He's out.

How many people did these cops do this, too, that had no recourse that didn't have Afro-Man's audience and shit? How many people did they kick down? How many fucking, you know, in the middle of Ohio when everyone's broke? No fucking... They're been terrorizing this goddamn Adams County for a while. The last someone finally fucking held them accountable. I think it probably depends on your race, Eddie.

And I also think it's interesting that it's MAGA on MAGA crime. Yes. Right? This is what you were seeing here is this MAGA on MAGA activity. The police officers are all deeply in bed, obviously with the administration. Of course, they are. They loving it. Afro-Man's also fine with the administration, and they're all

cannibalizing each other because of racism. Guys, your hate needs to be better directed. Listen, MAGA, people, you can't inter-fight each other, okay? I mean, please do. That's their biggest strength is they never eat their own. Yes, but now I think it's time for you.

Yes. I mean, so shout out Afro-man. We fucking love you, dude. Thank you so much for this thing. You did really good, dude. This is exactly what bipartisanism is. This story in particular. It's what we're fighting for. I'm so proud of you.

I'm glad you fucked that sheriff's wife. Not, you know, wish. Great man fucking allegedly. All right, here we go. This is another. Oh, this is also the Libo M thing. It goes right into this. The guy who's like fucking trying to sue that community.

for saying that the lyrics were different in the Lion King's Song Circle of Life. He's trying to sue him for 27 million because of something he said on Godfrey's podcast. Good luck with this Afro-Man shit. These fucking defamation suits need to fucking end. It's a waste of everyone's goddamn time and money. People legitimately just need to loosen

the living fuck up. Yeah. That is where we are currently at. Right from North Korea. All right. So we have, we got a bunch of, more. We have, let's do this, just switch it up real quick.

Why I'm anti-airbnbee. Okay, yes. Why I continue to be anti-airbn. I don't mind Airbnb. I stay in it sometimes. I got a couple dates coming up. But this is my one another other example.

Nicolet Keough who seems to be a only fans model. Florida woman, 31 years old. Accus of peeing and damaging more than $3,000. worth of property in multiple Airbnb's. Now, this woman was doing for content. She was pissing all over objects and filming them.

Now, my thing is, I know immediately people are going to say, oh, this same thing happens in a hotel. I know. Yeah. That's why I'm going to the hotel. I'm going to the hotel because that's a dirty little room. That's where my wife's horniest. Yeah.

Okay? That's just the plain fucking truth. That's where I'm hornyest. That is where I go to have fun. That's where I go to fucking leave weird little things. sometimes, right? And I put towels down, sure. It is weird that we go to the dirtiest place possible to fuck. Because that's where

you do it. Yeah. Because at home, you have to think about all the things you have to clean. And in Airbnb, I don't want to go fuck crazy in Airbnb because all I'm thinking about is the fucking house-made work. It looks like home. I got to do, yeah. I just feel like it's like, that's not a coffee maker. Well, I guess a lot of hotels

of coffee makers. But I want to see like... If you use them, you're a psychopath. Yeah, I want a sexy shower and a bathroom stuff in there. Like, I don't want somebody else to come worry about all this to clean, you know, I leave money and stuff. And it's not like we're actively, like I'm not getting fucking hardcore, fucking gaped in there. Yeah, no, no, no, it's normal. It's regular.

Yeah, but still, I go to a hotel to get fucking dirty in it. And this lady went around in this Airbnb, pissing all over everything like she's a Chihuahua. Yes. And she made quite a bit of money doing it, I guess. Well, I don't know if she made a lot of money. She had,

she did it for her porno videos. And then, so the guy must have, this is what scares me about the Airbnb. to really know that this happened, he must have cameras inside the Airbnb. They claim that they saw her porno videos, and that's how they know. But, like, what are you searching every person

who stays at your Airbnb for their porno videos afterwards? Well, imagine you're an Airbnb, right? Maybe you own an Airbnb. You own this home. Okay. You yourself are wildly fascinated by PP videos. Yes. Right?

Also. The lady comes in. peas in the house, right? Piss is all over the house, right? And then leave. So he's just watching pee-pee videos and he's like, Hey, that's my house. I can absolutely see. She's squatting over the thing, right?

And he's just like, oh yeah, fuck. He's, you know, he's ready to jerk off. He's got the whole thing out there. He's got his pants open. He's got the lotion. He says, me, fuck yeah, this lady's so full of water. I was watching drink water. I know her, fucking, her piss is going to be so fucking free-flowing. And then as she, like, lifts up the clam meat to fucking shoot

pee all over the thing. Yeah, he's just like, Wait a second. It's not a picture of my grandmother? Like, is that like a... Is that my crown royal chair? And so that is one of the big problems. And she did pee all over his crown royal chair. Now, when you're saying like, oh, what's a crown royal chair?

It's exactly what you think of it. It's a chair that looks like a royal chair. Oh. That is covered in crown royal like garments. It's a crown royal themed chair. You just have to understand. Which is $3,000. on eBay. If I see

a Crown Royal chair in your home, I assume it's covered in piss. Yes. That's how you get it. You have to drink enough Crown Royal to fucking lose your continents. I believe that to get a Crown Royal chair, you have to kill somebody for the Canadian government. Yes. Like this is one of the...

That is the single trashiest piece of furniture I might have ever seen. That Crown Royal Chair for $4,000. We're looking at this thing. cover that in piss. Yes. Absolutely drench that chair. It looks like a throne, but it's a Crown Royal bag. And you mean also tell me, I will say, and I'm not a big pee-pee, I'm not a peepy person, right?

I'm not a pee every day. But I mean, for me, not for the public, and I don't do it for fun. I do because I have to, right? I do find it kind of fun. Sure, because it's fun to do. But at the Crown Royal chair, like, to me, I guess that is a great custom environment. So this is her only fans page, Rob? This is her fansly, but I just thought that these tags, these are her tags that she tagged for video.

Beach pee, outdoor pee, destructive pee. Interesting. Oh, live pee. Oh, an anal. Just regular anal. That's regular old anal. I guess that's when she's bored. That's when she's in a drier climate.

I think destructive pee, man. That is evidence, man. That is evidence clearly on that she still has up on her Peasley page. What is this? Peasley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fancy. You're doing it, find a piss.

Anna, Annie Bella 69. Yeah, really great. If you want to give her a shout out. Yeah, really great. She gets marketing on her part. Really amplify it. So the owner is saying that she costs $3,000 in damage.

Obviously, we know that the Crown Royal chair was pissed on. And if you want to buy it on eBay, it goes from anywhere from $3,000 to $4,000. How do I get the pissed on chair? Yes, that is a little, you could sell that probably better. This LBMB dude doesn't understand. that now you could sell every object that's been pissed on in the house. Here are the other things that he says that

she peed on and some of those things sure makes sense. Other things, I don't know if he's telling the truth. He's saying that he has to replace the crown royal chair. Yes, sure. A rug. Four dining room chairs. But then a typewriter? Ooh, that's not a coffee maker? That can't be ruined by pee.

A TV? Oh, she might have peed in it, but you can wash it. A record player? A toaster? She peed on the record player? What is she? An electric fireman? She is a gremlin? Is she like, is she like one else to destroy? I think he definitely, she definitely peed on the crown royal chair because that's where the pee goes. That is like, you could look at that and be like, this is my new toilet.

I get it. You pee on the crown royal chair. You definitely pee on a rug. I think if you go to an Airbnb and there is a crown royal chair in there, I'm personally giving you the okay to pee on that chair. I'm pretty certain. I've accidentally myself has pissed on a dining room chair. If I saw a crown royal chair. You might just start peeing out of excitement.

Dude, I might shit. Yeah, exactly. Now, but to think that this woman saw a typewriter and was like, you know what this needs? Piss. I got it. See, you're telling me that there's a TV mounted to the wall and she peed on the television. This guy is using this pee-p incident as a way to refurnish his Airbnb completely. All work at no P make Jane

Go crazy? You know what she should have used instead of Airbnb? What? Air P&P. Thank you. Hey! Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show.

That's nice. Yeah. And that's his new website. Airbnb. Honestly. Great. Come to my house. Piss all over my house.

Here we go. We're on Airbnb now. Welcome to the charts. And guess what? It causes their P&P. You got to remove the tarps. I want to see it washed and hanging on the drying line when you leave, okay? Or you're going to get it.

You're going to get a PPP. You're going to get a PPP. Oh, my God. Oh, that was fun. I told you we got to talk about her. We had to talk about her, yeah. I mean, almost to the point we have so many other real stories. You know, like you got the story of the Charlie Kirk's mentor dying in the pickleball accident.

How did we forget about that? Charlie Kirk's mentor died in a vicious pickleball accident. This guy by name of Jeff Webb, 76 years old, also known as the, which is the single most disgusting title I've ever heard. Kind of really, yeah, this is really disgusting. He was known as the father of modern cheerleading. Oh, my God. Which, to me, it's got a mother in there. You know?

I don't think old poppy needs to be in charge of the cheerleaders. but he apparently turned cheerleading into a gigantic, gamable, like, competition by creating competitive cheerleading and added capitalism to it. And I'm certain God knows how many, God knows how many allegations, how many dead girls is attached to this man. I'm just going to go, I mean, the man's fucking dead. I couldn't give a fucking shit.

Fuck him. I'm pretty certain he's done bad things. But this guy, he died in a freak pickleball accident in which he fell and he cracked his head open, and I guess he'd been in a hospital. If you die during pickleball, you're the weakest person that's ever lived. Pickleball is the single safest activity besides what's safer than pickleball?

Walking, right? Like just straight walking. Pickle ball's slow, open court, ping pong. Yes. With tennis ball style things. Yes, people do it fast. Sina does it fast? Does it fast?

Well, the pickleball injuries are on the rise. Sure, because... A lot of people are tearing their Achilles tendon. That makes sense. People are losing eyes. People are losing sight from pickleball. I look this up. There's a lot of, like, it's crazy.

People getting hit by the ball? Well, pickleball as a sport has gone up over 300% in the last five years. Side stories, LPOTL at gML.com. Why are you obsessed with pickleball? Also, why do you think pickleball should be eradicated? I think we need to hear from both sides. Well, doctors are saying that, Pickleball injuries are becoming quite an epidemic.

Yes, because they are jumping right in. There's a lot of unhealthy people are playing pickleball because they can't play tennis. Yes. And so they're playing pickleball and then they're tearing their Achilles. But also, they're fucking getting very hurt. They're unathletic people. But I love the social aspect and I love that people that are, I love that older people are exercising. They need to.

You got to get out there. Pickle ball is a fun way to get out there. You can meet all sorts of antsy vaxers out there. There's so many fun. Just know that. If you join a pickleball league, they're all completely fucking insane. It's why I stopped playing pickleball to begin with. I played about three times.

I'm not into the social aspect personally. I don't want to meet new people. I'm done. I'm full, right? I don't need a new best friend. And with pickleball, it does happen to be, and I mean this, as no slight to all of you that love pickleball. But it also seems to be a place where lonely people go. and so they go there where they can't be loved by other people

so they go to the pickleball courts to be loved or replace that love with pickleball you know in some ways and I feel like that strange I had an older woman call me fat that's nice she was correct yeah you know but that's life well she was just probably giving you pickleball advice

she was but going back to Jeff Webb the guy who who died from falling during pickleball which is people don't die playing pickleball very often I think there's only I tried to search, I can only five, like five. I'm glad it's him. I just searched him. He's on the Epstein.

There's some, there's, well, not, I don't know but it's him, but there are some Jeff Webb's on the Epstein list. I am absolutely shocked, Eddie. No way. All right? There's no way that is possible, Eddie. Yes. The father of modern cheerleading.

Oh, look at that. Also, it's like a guy who creates human pyramids, hits his head playing pickleball? Fascinating. because he was instead because he was said it was such a shame when Charlie Kirk got shot because he said we might have lost

the future president yeah Henry you know what honestly God that made me feel better he was a billionaire by the way just so you know yeah still's the only fucking happy news I've gotten all this year

he had a private jet that he called Cheer Force One I want to this guy I'm just glad day he's gone I'm glad he's gone I refuse to believe that he did anything good

okay I don't care I know that yes I'm glad I like high school sports or whatever, but they still feel like it's another thing that we have weaponized and it makes, it's like another thing that like makes little girls showing their midrifts go to

Las Vegas. You know what I mean? It's just like another thing that shouldn't be there. Did you know that cheerleading isn't necessarily a sport, considered a sport? That's how we get to... It's an athletic activity and so that's how he's able to like skirt around things? All these regulations

and you can monetize it in really fucking questionable ways and he's definitely guilty of something. We just haven't heard about it yet. His company Varsity Spirit got in some hot water with sexual misconduct claims. No way. This was on Wikipedia on September 2020. USA Today published a report accusing governing bodies tied to Varsity Spirit of allowing 180 individuals, including coaches, choreographers and others indicted for child sexual abuse. Eddie, 140 of them have been. convicted to and then continue participating in activities.

It found that their list of blacklisted individuals only contained 21 people, even though 180 individuals were indicted for child sexual abuse. Only 21 of them were blacklisted. Oh, great. Well, good. You know what I say? Keep it going then. Yes.

So this is Charlie Kirk's mentor. Obviously, Tapusa, Turning Point USA, put out of it. a statement saying that they They were like, oh, don't know, the guy died, don't the guy who's dead. And Erica Kirk went, stop. Yes. That is actually, I think, a direct quote.

Stop. Yeah. And then she went back inside of the huge asshole that birthed her. Yeah. I actually do believe that Erica Kirk is not. She's a bub baby, you think? I don't think that she's separate

from the ancient evil that birthed her. Yeah. And that she's actually just sort of the end of a long sort of like, I'd say probiscus from the general area of a giant sort of Dunwich horror style, an ancient enemy of the human race. Yeah, it would make sense that... I don't want to defame her at all, though.

I don't want to get sued. I know, no, I mean, you know, but it would make sense that she's a butt baby because she does look like a cabbage patch doll after you stepped on the back of its head. She's double agent from CIA in Russia. Yes. Probably an M.K. Ultra child prostitute. And ultimately had Charlie Kirk murdered for her own benefit. I think so.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. I'm just covering myself legally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Legally. But, yeah, well, I want to deep dive in her a little bit. Oh, yeah, you and JD Vance.

Hey! Come on. Shallow dive. Hell yeah. All right. I think it's time. He is a lazy boy. It is time for some listener emails.

Yes. Are you horny, Henry? Yes. Sure. Now it's time for listeners email. Now, in a run-up to these stories, last week, I kind of made a mistake in even asking for these. Sometimes you ask for something in the moment,

and you're like, oh, wow. Wow. And what I did was I asked for you to tell me the stories of your ghost pets. Now, what I did find interesting is that I started reading one of these to Natalie. She just started crying. So what I'm going to do here is, because this is, I'll tell you, the truth, right? Obviously, I'm not, I'm not anything. I believe in almost nothing, right? I'm a full across-the-board agnostic. I believe that there's not even really even a point anymore to ask if

there's a God, because we're not going to even know. It's silly. We're going to be dead. Whatever happens, if there's a Zeus. Same thing. And then I think that we are, it doesn't matter what happens next because you just blink out and whatever that experience is something that we will never know, right? That is my cold, hard truth. But when it comes for me, but I agree. Unfortunately, when it comes to pets, doggies and kitties, I become Linda.

Where there is no way you can't convince me, little puppies and kitties don't go to heaven. And that there's not a gentle world. So you believe that heaven only exists for dogs and cats? If there is a celestial

afterlife for things that are inherently good, it could only be for pets. Okay. No human being. Is good enough to go to heaven? Remotly. Anywhere near the surface.

Okay. To go to heaven. I can see this. If there is one. Plausible. Honestly, if you do believe in the core of the G. G. G. G. G. G. teachings of the beginnings of Christianity, they don't believe in a heaven or hell. They believe you do just sort of wander the earth anyway aimlessly.

And that's really what happens. And heaven is only for saints. and hell is really only for the most heinous of heinous. But what is the difference between agnostic and atheist? Atheist means you hardcore believe that there is absolutely nothing. Okay. And that there is no God. There is nothing besides the empirical, empirical what you can measure.

Everything requires scientific evidence, and you want things to be here, and things are basically humanistic. Because part of what the good part of atheism is trying to say is that we don't need a sky daddy to act. good to each other. Yeah, no, you don't have to be scared to go to hell to not commit crimes. Yes. I feel like that's one of the central tenets of atheism, the idea of that, the idea of faith being a fantasy is probably true more than anything, right?

Like, it makes you feel better. I'm atheist. You might, yes, you might be. I think I'm atheist. I just believe in a gnaissance of something because I don't think we even fucking understand this current reality we are in, and that there is, we are past any sort. We're nowhere near understanding it. We're lost in the fucking sauce right.

now. Yeah. So agnostic is basically, I don't care. You could say I pointedly don't know. Okay. And I know that answering the, trying to answer the question doesn't change my day to day. Yeah. See, I go atheists because I just hate all religion.

Yeah, I just hate religion. I think religion in general. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do hate religion. But if you know, church makes you a better person good for you. Yeah, whatever. So this. Story, though, so I'm going to read a couple of ghost pet stories.

Great. That I believe in wholeheartedly. And if you don't believe in them, honestly, at this point in time, you just have to just walk away. Okay? If you're not into ghost pet stories, we're going to do, this is a maudlin time. And I'm going to be reading it in the style of my mother. Okay, great.

So my parents, they're definitely haunted. But the old Chihuahua Cricket. She chose my dad one day When he was working as a manager of a Safeway store in Texas Her previous owner had abandoned her In the parking lot She came to the store Went upstairs to the offices

And walked into my dad's room And they were insuffable ever since Some years later My parents moved to Colorado They had me She never forgave me for being born But she lived to the ripe old age Of at least 18 years old

and when she died they buried her in a family pet cemetery and when my folks moved away our business when they moved away they dug up bones and they brought them with them oh my god they've since moved back

and to this day they dug up its bones my mother did the same very thing for Tuffy her childhood dog when my grandfather finally died they went back and they dug up the bones what and then what had it in a fucking garage

they should know what they should have done gave the bones to another dog dogs love bones yeah let it keep going and then they get mad dog disease now they have a hard little body they put her they've been vintage

hard body little igloo cooler it's probably from the 70s that's what the bones are they've since rescued several more chihuahuas because my mother has an insatiable need to have enough something to smother something with love which is normal

that's what all mothers want And you take it from us when you leave. Just know that. You take our purpose from us. And you leave us and let our breasts dry. Hold on. There's no ghost in the story. Wait.

Now my folks, my folks, they have sworn up and down for decades now. That late at night, they'll have their pack of chihuahuas in bed with them. But they can still hear crickets toenails walking around the kitchen. And when I move back... Sounds like they got rats. No. No, you don't know. You weren't there. And I moved back in after college. I heard it too. But luckily, she only ignored me in the afterlife. That's one. That's like rats. That story's not real. That's the next one. That's not a real story.

Eddie, you don't know. I do know. You know how many times people come up to my mother and say stuff like, I talk to your dog in heaven. And she wants to know. She's a mark. She wants to know. It's your dog. It wants you to know. Live your truth. Henry Thomas, I need some more money.

Henry Thomas, I need money. Listen, I was sorry. They said to me, don't be ashamed for yourself. I talked to, a pet psychic came up to me and said, I spoke to Valentine in the afterlife. And she said, you're going to want to get into Duolingo. Yes. And then, yeah, and then gave her the code.

Last podcast, 50 for Duolingo. Here we go. Ghost Cat. I'm more of a fan of Ghost. dog. Of course. Great movie. It's a bit slow, but... It's phenomenal. I actually wanted to send this story to you four years ago when it

happened, but I talked myself out of it. Did my mother write this? After hearing your request for pet haunting stories, though, I figured I could finally share my pet ghost experience. Breeze was my beloved childhood cat who had passed away ten years

before this story. One night, I was sleeping in my bed when I was awakened by something jumping onto the foot of the bed. The movement definitely woke me, but I didn't open my eyes or didn't even try to make sense of what I had just felt. Because it's important to mention that this time, there was no other pets living in my home. But we do leave the back door open every night. It's just, it's for the breeze. I then began to feel the motion of little steps walking along the mistress toward the head of the bed. and I heard perring.

Then I felt something furry, brush against my hand. So it lifted my hand, and the next thing I knew, I was petting what I still believe to this day was my cat breeze. I kept my eyes closed because I was afraid he would be gone if I opened them. But I could feel his little ears, his furry back and tail, under my hand. I continued to pet him for another minute or so. I open my eyes. And he was gone.

Oh, it sounds like you had a weird dream. Sounds like, you never let me tell my stories, Eddie. Every time I tell my stories, you just get so cynical about them. And I know it's true. I white lit Valentine when she went to the other side. She's fucking petting a pillow, and we've got to sit here and read a story about it. Honestly, a lot of many times, a breaking character in here, a lot of times it does turn out, it's a drifter that's broken and he's about to suck on your fucking feet.

How many times that happens? How come up? All the ghost pet stories is like the pet coming back and it just wants to... It's never like the pet was evil and it's coming to kill me again. No, it's not. Because ghosts are like just as evil as they are nice. Just another one. When I was younger, I had a pet frog.

He was a very good frog. All right. And he enjoyed doing things most frogs enjoyed doing. He's also, he really enjoyed when I play the music. specifically, are you going to be my girl by Jet? The iPhone song? The iPod song? I don't know why, but he loved it.

He loved that song. He loved all Apple products. He would croak along to it every time he heard it. This is Revelling into this story. Oh, okay. So one day, I was rushing out the house at the feeding him, and I accidentally forgot to lock his tank. When I come home, the tank was open and he was gone.

I look for him to date. It turned into a ghost I looked for him for days I never found them Completely destroyed Little Kid Me Stutting after that Whenever it was really quiet in the house

Oh when I was listening to Jet I would hear him Are you gonna be my girl That's the song that he's talking about Rivett Rivin Rivin Eddie I swear to God

Eddie I swear to God Eddie I swear to God I was talking about the John Madden's soundtrack. No, no, no. When I sit and listen to Jet, I'd start hearing his croaking. Right?

And that went long after I knew that there was no chance of him surviving. No chance. Hearing his croaking, though, always made me feel a little better. No matter what, it was up. It was two years after I lost him that we were clearing out the house to redo the carpet, and we ended up firing his body. So he was croaking. Trying to be found.

And you're like, it's his ghost from beyond. It's his ghost. That's your frog. Help me. Help me. Come get me. I'm in the wall. And then we gave him a proper burial.

And after that, I never heard the croaking again. His fucking air as possible child kills a frog. It croaks. And then he hears the goddamn thing. All right. If a dog or a dog or a frog, Cat has a soul. That's a conversation that I guess I'm willing to have now.

I don't want to have. I did not want to have. No, I don't. I don't. But now that we're talking about it, they're like, I'm not willing to go frog. I have just. I'm not willing. It's not, I'm not.

Frogs do not have souls. Frogs don't have, there are amphibians. They're cold blood. You need one blood for a soul. Google AI does say frogs possessing souls is a philosophical and spiritual question that is up for debate. Google, I cannot answer this question. I cannot answer this question. I refuse.

I will say also my friend from the red dot reached out also said the same thing. But I honestly I do believe that on some level yes the idea that there being

an Akashik record style world where the actual physical spirits of our dogs and cats kind of reside might be a step too far. but I've hoped that it's there just because it's sweet, but I do believe that at the very heart

of hearts, the reason why there is so much specific ghost pet material, which is like, we got 100 emails, like not even exaggerating. And I think partially... Because people miss their pets. But I think that is that, and I think that we, and I love side stories, LPOTL

at Gmail.com to get your opinions on this, I do think we're seeing the direct evidence of what you'd call a thought for Muratopa. But this is literally an exact example of the purity of your own emotions and the feelings you have around that dog and that pet and that sense of comfort and the sense of

home that that animal brings. You can project it into your reality. No matter who you are or what you believe in, you like your pet. More than anybody else. Like the clan has dogs. Oh yeah. Higgler loved his dogs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's a lot, there is that That exists.

The clan probably has like lots of dogs. Lots of dogs. Yes. Well, and then like residual hauntings. I've been you. The clans got cats. Residual hauntings versus direct hauntings, like a residual haunting. Sure.

Which is just the sounds of stuff from the past that you're still hearing as opposed to the spirit of an animal actually being there. Yes. Also, side stories. L-P-O-T-L-G-Mil.com. Do you know any clan members? Clan members that have cats. Ku-Clux Klan? Klan.

Now that is actually really making me curious. Of course they have. I think they're more dog people than cat people. I've just never seen. Well, if people don't show up with their cats, they don't hunt people with cats. Let me look at it. Honestly, with cats. KKK Grand Wizard with cats.

Yeah. I think it's bad. Yeah, Frank Ancona had a bunch of cats. Oh, he did. It must be hard on the cat to have the hood on with the whiskers, you know? Yeah. Dogs do great. I think the hood, that was their problem is that it said it smelled like, like pee.

So maybe they kind of kept him from smelling it. Because he had the hood over his face. Let's end the show. Yeah, it's time to end. We've been doing this long enough. What's for talking about whether the clad-ass cats are not? We can end the show now. Yeah, we can go.

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And we are also, we are sorry to the family of Rosa Parks. No, you're not. I'm fucking, why do you mean we're sorry? Sorry to the family of Harriet Tubman. But Rosa Parks, if you want to call my grandma hot, what am I going to get mad of you? I'll see you next week.