Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Coronavirus Cult

Episode Date: February 27, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a South Korean Coronavirus cult, another Lori Vallow update, reviewing The Lodge, Mad Mike's rocket crash, AND MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started side stories. Yes I tell you what if you're feeling feverish right now, uh-oh you got some kind of if you've got one of these coronaviruses Are you sick? I got them. I got the Bud Light flu. Oh Hangover my friend. That's called your lifestyle. No, that's what you've done and you are officially I'm still haunted by the fact that you have no towels. Did you go when you get no, I got towels. I got towels I found one in the closet Yeah, I got one in the closet

That's not even you know, so I don't actually use puffin as a towel all of these people took a joke a little too Literally, and then my entire feet every time I put a picture of puffin everyone says oh Why is your towel on the ground like you came up with it first? Guy will say you be careful of the bits you do because the bits that you do Vonnegut used to say that is that right? Hey, what's up everyone? Welcome to side stories I am bed hanging out with Henry. Yeah, I am not wet. I'm feeling fresh feeling good No, you're dry today. You ride to the studio not like a toddler running around a family party

The wet from the boss having a good time around relatives. I got my velour suit on my my top is on I'm doing a whole thing. I literally bought an outfit that was named Uncle Tony, so I'm pretty cool guy. Yeah, you look you're looking good Yeah, I used to have a cousin that used to do that for some reason that decided to always bathe my cousin Mm-hmm. I'm at the when we'd have like family parties at the thing. I don't think it was a molesting thing sure I hope not yeah, I really hope not but they used to bathe him towards the end of some like You know various parties and used to come out of the bath all nude and the old laugh and stuff of him going Want around like waving his tiny boy penis around uh-huh, you know no one to pause and laughs when I fucking do it

Well, that's cuz you're 35 years old buddy 35 years tight Well speaking of weird people we do have an update that we promised to give you last week about this dude Lawrence Ray He is a maniac. He was the cult leader at Sarah Lawrence University Turns out authorities have found a few things in his house that may end up putting him behind bars forever Also, whoever he was connected to because apparently he did some low-level Crime work with the I've some organized crime of some kind of bullshit. So who whatever they have now could maybe Hopefully connect them to his weird accomplices and his shitty crime empire that he was running

Yeah, it's gonna be a low-level Jeffrey Epstein where it's not gonna be someone who runs a Media conglomerate it's gonna be the guy who has the popcorn store on the corner where we come to find out He's been avoiding taxes and you know got the low lead egg sprays over here We got the SS Barney And it's just my big my big old boys So you got a couple of chunky boys like you and me out there being like you guess what man you buy french fries I'll suck your fucking dick Anyway, so the authority boy

Chunky boys the authorities busted down Lawrence Ray's door. They found 40 journals. There's something about pedos They loved the journal 44 hard drives. He's not a pedophile these girls over all of age They just were young for they're young for me I think that it I don't see a lot of difference between a 19 year old and like a 15 year old Well, you should see a lot of difference certainly when it comes to the justice system There's a big difference and I want to isolate that footage because that can be taken the wrong way Henry No, I like them seasoned. I like my woman ripe You're a traumatizing me today, so this guy there was 40 journals 44 hard drives 15 floppy disks

five laptops 15 flash drives and hundreds of thousands of emails and other electronic evidence Prosecutors said so this dude why Henry? Why do they do this? Remember this remember the cannibal cop? He literally had a file that's like people I want to eat like why would you well? What right everything down can't you keep it in your head for the cannibal cop all of that had extended sexual purposes? Like I do believe that part of that was Him having a file on his computer and because the part of that whole thing was that he was he what his defense was that he was only Very thoroughly fantasizing about eating his wife

Yeah, he was building plans and put even even worse Henry not his wife Isn't that even what it wasn't even his girlfriend? No, it was it was something he was doing alone outside of no No, no, you are incorrect really all of these words. It was an extended sexual Fantasy Gilberto Valle, which is real name or Valley. I'm not sure how you pronounce it I don't know if you know that does it Frankie Valley style? I don't know Benzenhurst or is he doing it Spanish? but he The part of it if he would use those plans to edge himself into a place where he would eat then he would I would imagine

Masturbate thinking about these things, but that's what you kept saying. It's fantasy. It's fantasy. This guy actually had Criminal ties. Yes. So what you're looking at is evidence You have stuff that I know that he was doing some form of white collar crime mixed with organized crime Uh-huh reason why I keep evidence in that type of Uh crime versus like a murder where you'd want to get rid of the weapon or the body I think that's the the classic ways to distance yourself for murder for with white collar crime You build up evidence so it's just in case you're one of the first layers to get picked up you can flip ah You have all the dirt that the that the FBI would like to make would like to make a molehill out of evident

You should see my tapes. I don't want piles of tapes. I am sure that you don't have any tapes because Whatever your fantasies are they think they stay between your ears so this dude also was friends of former with former NYPD commissioner Bernie Carrick who was sent to prison he I forget what crimes he committed, but after Bernie Carrick was sent to prison He came out of prison and he's he demanded prison reform because he said it was not really nice And I was like you're in charge of it for years and as soon as you went you're like We need to change the cafeteria rules absolutely Have you ever been to one of the podcaster roundups in New York or LA?

It's looks really scary out here when you get a bunch because what they'll do is they have free Mike gives out They free might give outs in LA for podcasters where they kind of bunch them all together and big groups and ever once I'll be fun to get a free Mike But when you're fighting through all of these guys that are not used to being in the Sun and they're all kind of falling down But some of them introduce Jiu-Jitsu because that's kind of their side plot that they're doing on their various podcasts Right, right. It is really difficult to be in the gen pop once you're out I don't know if there would be a larger unathletic group of people that every podcaster in California getting together in a single location It is the least attractive

So this dude he Allegedly raked in nearly a million dollars by extorting the classmates and forcing one into prostitution as we talked about so he made this a big-ass business and Again, we will continue to follow this story He allegedly sexually groomed a young woman forced her to have sex with a male victim Well, he watched and blackmailed her into more than four years of prostitution. She made $500,000 from who trafficking so this man is Just getting worse and worse and worse

It's bad when the best story about you is the first story and it's just that you had some college co-eds Garden in the backyard this story gets worse and worse and this man is absolutely horrible Do you think when you grew him a child bride you also cut her nails? I Was reading about this story a little bit deeper and he's deeper deeper You're gonna try to get out of that reaction. I'm just gonna let it sit. I'm just sometimes you need to Sometimes free speech jail is you're in isolation and I no one there to talk to I I'm gonna get a work release soon. I've heard I'm gonna get a work release because this is work I got some emails for people that were students at Sarah Lawrence

Yes, and it's very interesting to hear the various people like Tangentially involved we have a friend of the show Kristen gulls comedian Just the who works out of the pack and Los Angeles where we do classy night out Ed Larson and I we host a stand-up show The second Wednesday of every month. Yeah, go support that she would Sarah Lawrence She was saying to be being connected to some of these people. She's like I had a friend He was digging the ditches. No, no, no, they are not They were not equipped, but also it is several of them saying straight up It is interesting just how easy it was to just have your out-of-state boyfriend just living with you in your dorm

People just did that. They just like we had one listener right basically like my boyfriend lived with me for years and no one said anything that is really interesting because I was under the impression that colleges were quite strict on who Could live on the couch on campus. It was a big deal and this guy he was what 50 years old He's 60 now. I think he was 50 when he was doing all this People like a man with experience. Well, not this kind of experience. I don't know I mean a white collar criminals actually a fun like new sex daddy Yeah, but I don't think that this is white collar criminal. This is human. This is not this is no This is the collar has gotten dirty in this. It is a very dirty

This is brown collar and the guy he looks like a police officer if you see the mugshot, so I would yeah He's got that big. He's got that big thumb shaped Cop head. Yeah, he's got the he looks like the kind of guy who tells a joke and all of the punch lines Or you're going to jail and then you have to kind of laugh Yeah, I'm not really seeing a joke here, but I will go with you without fighting you definitely There's otherwise I'll get my ass kicked and if you're like me if you're obsessed with the Lori Vallow Chad Daybell story Watch that date line. There's a two-hour new date line out about this whole story And I didn't know the Chad Daybell so again

These cult leaders essentially who their podcast network has disavowed them, which I think is really really important Hold on a second. Of course, we're talking about the mother of the two children that went missing. They're now dead They don't know that they're dead. We don't know They're dead or they are they're young entrepreneurs They're going to show up on Shark Tank and they've just Turn water into Gatorade if they do that would be incredible But no and how what a miracle that would be that would be amazing They one thing that was interesting so Chad Daybell who became sort of the leader of this splinter

Esoteric Mormon cult as doomsday cult where they believe that they are they themselves They're the only ones who are truly amassing the 144,000 that are the chosen ones that will go to heaven It's only them. So everybody else. Sorry Go to Hawaii and meet Chad Daybell honestly sounds kind of nice Because they were living in Hawaii right now. They just officially got arrested Lori Vallow has been officially finally arrested Under suspicion for but it's just for Endangerment of a child. It's not even because they don't have a body. We don't know where these kids are yet No, no, can't we I know that we don't want to you know, put the horse in front of the card here

Actually, we do that's exactly what you want to do. You don't want to put the cart in front of the horse But can't you just arrest them get them into a room and just let them know that you're charging them with murder And at some point she's just gonna break down and confess you hope But I think that the they are it seemed to be there and suck so touchy around this shit Especially with the Mormons and the way they act to the grandparents of the younger boy that has some form of Mental handicap that which was was reeled within the dateline episode JJ the youngest had some form of mental handicap. Oh, I didn't know that which is brutal Yeah, Lori Vallow straight up said I don't I don't need this burden of my life anymore

It's several times to the grandparents of this child But they are the same kind of reaction from the Powell story the Susan Powell story, right where they're like, yeah Well, we sure hope that they get home soon and it's like Jesus You guys got to go to these people's houses with a fucking monkey wrench Do you need to tie these people down with a bunch of ropes? Yeah innocent not innocent. They tell us where our granddaughter is I'm gonna cut your nipples off lady. Hey, okay, okay I'll talk absolutely So you sort of want you want the situation to kind of be like the movie funny games

But you want the people who are terrorizing the folks in the house to be there for good reasons? Yes, okay? That's how I feel positive funny games and also to Chad Daybell he wrote these 28 books about There is whatever his weird philosophy is and the reason why is because he had a near-death experience as a child We almost drowned and ever since then his family has treated him as an other because he said I saw God in the waves And he said I'm the only one who knows a hundred and forty four thousand anointed I'm gonna say if you're a human being that hears this from your nine-year-old Don't believe them. They've learned a lie from the internet

Because that is a that is a lie from a child They have you just figured out how to put themselves into the center of the family out of the minds of What is it the the the truth of the minds of the babes or something like that? All I know is this whole idea that children tell the truth is a total lie Unless they are saying that something wrong happened to them in which case we must believe them But or if they tell you you're ugly or you're fat because then it's just them saying brutal truths to your face They're always completely accurate about all of the problems that we each Individually see within ourselves. Yep. If a child nine-year-old comes back and says I am basically the second coming of Jesus Christ

You kind of got to set that kid up to be bullied Well, what you first thing I do my child says I'm the second coming in twice. I'll be like that's incredible Let's go test it. What do you mean daddy? Pick them up throw them in the pool. I don't see how you just fell right in there, huh, right? You fell right in there, right? See during a miracle I get a glass of water I mean like we're gonna stay up all night until you make us into booze because pop. Yeah popper's thirsty We're staying up all night until this shit turns purple and you're gonna you're gonna sit there

And you country real hard and you think about it. Don't you make me believe boy? Oh, don't you make me believe it's a very interesting sort of theocratic version of what Joe Jackson did to Michael Number one Enough that I still listen to them on a regular basis just at the supermarket and wherever I am. I want I played the moonwalker Arcade game that game is great. It's fun, but it's always it's Michael going Oh, yeah, and like zapping lasers at robots and Nazis and shirtless guys with knives But then they have all these kids and these force fields going help me Michael help me help me Michael and then you go up to the kids and

You know like in a video game like you just you touch it You know I mean to release it whatever it is But it's so strange to have all these kids at crotch level where as the character Michael Jackson You're supposed to literally go and essentially teabag these children free from their laser prisons Which is like it just doesn't age well. That's a different kind of dance I know the Michael Jackson phenomenon is still out there every time I'm in Hollywood his star of fame There's a bunch of kids taking pictures people put little dolls on it. It is insane How much they love it and and you'd also the Michael Jackson musicals really funny because again, it's about the music

Can you put can a music note? Look at the asshole of a boy and jerk off at it not yet But not unless China has its way you are continuing to ruin my career. I love it Alright, well, let's talk first of all Henry and I we saw a movie that we wanted to talk about But I also want to talk about this story About this inmate. So what do you want to do for do you want to do a movie breakdown? I want to do a little bit of a break down just because I've been seeing a lot of movies And I've heard I've heard some people say that they appreciate our soft-budded

Opinions on films because we watch a lot of them. You know like and that and I fucking watch we watch so many horror films I'm gonna shout out to VFW. Okay, which is great Steven Lang is great Bless I think I talked about a sexual vampire movie. My but then Natalie Jackie Jeff, which is Jackie's boyfriend. We went out to see the Lodge Yes, which I didn't even I'm now over the practice where I don't watch trailers anymore I am completely with you the friend that I went with She was beginning to watch the trailer. I said stop right there. No trailers. I went out to see the Lodge as well it's playing at Nighthawk Cinema in Williamsburg if you want to go support Nighthawk, please do and

Mike my dad it is hereditary 2.0 The only way to describe it is that they took a film and they took out all the funny parts of hereditary Oh, what okay? Hold on a second the funny parts of hereditary now, of course, this is gonna be full of spoilers But that movie's been out was the funny part when the chick got sick eating the brownie at the party or when her head Popped off when it hit the pole or when the mom was in the quarter of the attic Sawing her frickin head off. What was the funny part in hereditary? Now I've seen it a hundred and sixty seven times and keeps getting funnier every single time I see it I illegitimately I'm just saying they anything that could have been remotely

I'm gonna use the word entertaining, but mood leavening in any in any other type of super dark film the Lodge Sucks that out. It is an it's a very rough film I'm still trying to think of any kind of levity in hereditary Was it the marriage falling apart or just you know the the The mom struggling with the relationship with the son and the father was in her little toy making hobby It's one of those it's one of those things. It's it's very Seinfeld-esque or be like, oh my god. That's so us That's so us. It's so that's me. That's my family. So hereditary

It's just I thought the soundtrack was amazing, but you would like a little bit more like Dun dun dun dun dun Yeah, that'd be amazing. Okay. All right, I can just see yeah, of course. Yeah, a jazzy jazz like a little bass riff Yeah, that could have made that think about how funny hereditary could have been if Kramer was in there Kramer not Michael Richards who I and I separate the two you got to separate the two mistakes were made mistakes Yeah, he made a very big mistake But this film the only reason why I want to say it is that we all the four of us saw this film and maybe just like kind of One vague spoiler

Everyone of us saw the film. Uh-huh everybody had a different reaction Natalie was like I can't believe that the cult leader There's a cult leader in this film. Yes What she did what he did to her his daughter blah blah blah and I was like but technically the lodge is a movie it is if Funny games meets home alone Yeah, it is about that. I could see that the most evil children See I actually disagree with you on then again, we don't want to give the ending away here

But I don't think the kids are that evil. I think the kids are just upset with their Stepmother who is let's be honest a bit on the young side for their papa and oh, they should be applauding for their father You I know everybody says all this stuff. They're like, oh, I can't read your mother And I don't want to I don't want to talk on a turn here But your mother can't even talk to a 70 year old man Because my father my father is still alive My father is still alive. She can't set up for the on deck dick until my father is at least in hospice You know, let's just that is my that is a strong opinion. I am you gotta wait

Oh, you got to put that you got to put that vagina on a shelf Until the man's in the dirt all right Well, it's some edgine logic there But I think your mom needs to start laying the groundwork now because after he dies You got to understand don't get a lot of time left You need to jump right in and then how are you gonna treat this new guy? You're gonna try hard for I'm a checkup I'm gonna check him unless he's got money and he takes me on a vacation if I have a new daddy Ah first baby boy first baby boy Henry need some nice gifts. Can you imagine this time your poor mother?

Just being like these are my children. It's Jackie. Just be like And then you were just a tag I just got I just got sometimes Couldn't help it notice that you drive in a Lexus, so Poor let's go Please me because if you're still if you're that age unless he's a former price fighter I think I could still like I could at least surprise him with my reflexes now that I'm doing yoga and shit like that My reflexes are getting tighter. I can score you up from underneath him Pop them in the balls. You don't even know what's going on an old man

Can't take a shot to the nuts like a young man can so just Henry Zabrowski arrested for punching a 70-year-old man in the testicles That a ponderosa in Florida and then they will release me saying he had son privilege Okay, okay, I think so I think that works I agree the one movie that I will fully spoil so go go see the lot go see the large it really is fucked It's it puts you the one thing I do like about it. That's not a spoiler at all The mood the reason that we mentioned hereditary The mood is in that feeling of just like what the hell is true What's false? What's real? What's time? It makes you question time and so it was a good job of

Breaking your brain and then by the end you're like, oh shit when it all comes back together It's just it's a smart movie. It's just very dark. It's very heavy I say I like it as a daytime film versus a nighttime film That's how I do my brain. That's what I think it's a great nighttime movie because it's scary No, it is very scary though But I would say check it out the other movie that I will spoil okay It's a movie called dark encounters. So Natalie and I are nuts about anything obviously alien Slash horror base. I love sci-fi horror. I love sci-fi horror. It's very difficult to disappoint me

I watch all of it dark encounters is a film that is about it is a pretty node-for-node Alien abduction film. All right, right that has got but it's you know the aliens are scary whatever what do we got here? How many how many probes can the audience expect to see and where are these probes inserted? There's no probes yet not not from alien to human The big thing that I will reveal in this film. So if you are planning on watching this I say go watch it just to literally be as Confused as as we were okay

It starts off with that the daughter of the family is missing Mm-hmm and then these lights come and they see all of these alien they see like they have kind of a close encounter of the third kind type of experience mixed with Communion mixed with fire in the sky right you see lights and all this kind of shit And so you kind of assume that the whole meat the whole movie at the daughter was missing because the daughter's been taken by aliens Right, but no like five minutes left in this movie. They reveal that they can they talk to this cop throughout this whole thing It revealed that the cop

raped and murdered the little girl and the aliens were trying to tell them about it and Showed it to them. They abducted all of them and then like put them in a movie theater and then showed them the footage Of the cop they trusted Molesting and murdering the little girl. I mean not full-on now what in the brown bunny of the little girl I'm just saying they just did it is just this the one was left turn. I've seen a movie taking a long time Well, why'd they do that? I? Don't know guess. Oh, huh. Well, that doesn't seem very fun. It wasn't I would like I like the idea of Extraterrestrials, you know abducting someone. I mean a cop. That's just that's a part of that

That's what they do sometimes. He's these horrible horrible officers not all of obviously the vast majority are not doing it's a unique film because It does something I've never seen I've never seen UFOs go to molest without it being like fire in the sky type like Alien on adult male molest. Uh-huh All right. Well, that's that's the movie breakdown And you got you got to catch them all well speaking of people who have molested

You know we send folks to jail and oftentimes they say okay. Yeah, they're doing the time That's one form of punishment But also we always say well when they go to jail, they're gonna get their assets kicked like Harvey Weinstein for example It's gonna be a rough Potential 25 years although not as rough as those jurors had it evidently They had to look at nude pictures of his body and there was everybody said that he had the egg-shaped penis Yeah, the penis that was very fat on the base and then when it got hard it got very long and thin at the top Oh

All right, so when you go to prison there is Internal justice this story comes from Sacramento, California inmate confesses to killing two child molesters So this guy his name is Jonathan Watson. He's in prison for life I was gonna make him hear of the week, but he is also a murderer himself So two wrongs do not make a right, but there were two prisoners one named David Bob Bob with two bees He was 48 and another dude named Graham de lewis cunty. He was 62 so last name's cunty Cot c-o-n-t-i Cunty. Oh, I know it's kind of saying

It's an unfortunate last name that's all it's a normal last name if it was c-o-n-t-i That's I said cunty. Oh, I thought I thought I heard No, I don't know if I have a Midwest accent. My bowels are all messed up. Don't even get me to talk about nuclear proliferation Okay, so what these two dudes would do when they showed up in the middle of I'm just gonna call it their living room It's just like the the main quarters, you know the common area the common area They would put on PBS children shows and they would laugh and so this dude Jonathan Watson He's like no he should not have been released to general pop anyway

He was in solitary before and that's where he wanted to stay but they let him out So he's in gen pop all of a sudden he sees these pedophiles watching PBS taunting the other inmates He goes up to a security guard and he's like CEO dude You gotta send me back into solitary cuz I'm about to freak out They just thought it was a joke. It was not a joke because later that next day I believe it was David Bob shows up puts on PBS and then Jonathan Watson beat Him to death with a case Wow with a what with a cane He literally he literally did the hold my beer thing to another inmate was like hold my beer

And just went to beat him to death and then he was like, okay Stayed in general pop three days later. The other pedo goes to watch more children shows which is disgusting He beats him to death as well. So this guy this guy, you know Yeah, okay, so this is what Watson said. He returned to his housing pot. He said I was mulling it over When this is when he saw them mulling it over Like like he's looking at a glass of wine like seeing the legs on it just being like Laurel be like the smash This guy's fucking head So this is what he said after realizing these dudes are watching children's cartoons to taunt all the other inmates and to

You know get aroused. It's disgusting He said I was mulling it all over when along comes molester number one Which is that's you're never in a good spot when there's a molester number one You never want a molester plus a number out of that room Yeah, they are all especially if it gets to like molester number 10. Where am I that's a there's a bowling league of molesters in here I was mulling it over all when along I was mulling it all over when along came a lester number one And he put his TV right on PBS kids again by this time someone else said something Someone else said something to the effect of is this the guy is this guy really going to watch this right in front of us

And I recall saying I got this I picked up the cane and went to work on him So there you go that happens when you do that in prison. He was already in jail for life He was in jail for life. They were in jail for life. No one was getting out Being as a matter of fact, this is what Watson wrote. He said being a lifer I'm in a unique position where I sometimes I've access to these people and I have little to lose and trust me We get it. These people are every parent's worst nightmare. So he's got nothing to lose He used his ability to murder in this case for good and I don't it's just one of those I don't know man. You just sometimes you're gonna get to death with a cane in my my mind

It's neither good nor bad because the chaos that it is erupted by murdering somebody is never great Now they didn't talk about these guys a reason with these guys It's it's you know, it's just real dangerous in prison and you really need to I Think the term is not right checks that your ass can't cash. There it is. Yeah I think you don't need to watch yourself in these scenarios But isn't that interesting how people react to incarceration, right? Like Jeffrey Dahmer leaned in all of that talking to stone Philips being like I'm an event. I'm a Christian now Well, he was really trying to we talked about with the Dahmer when we did those back to the day those

Interviews show just how like he's like things really gotta out of hand Yikes, it was that kind of thing where you realize what the hell he was doing while in prison and trying to work through shit With his parents. They're the ones that kind of made money off of his crimes afterwards I suppose that they definitely made the most amount of money, but Dahmer totally leaned in and was like, I'll eat you You better leave me alone these guys That were killed. I guess they were just leaning in to being pedophiles and never do that. No, I Always lean away from being what do you think?

Wynstein's gonna be trying to produce in prison. Is he gonna try to get people to do a cat's Broadway performance in the common area? What's that asshole gonna be doing? I was thinking about this the other day Honestly thinking about how when he's in prison, I imagine the way he'll get through it The way he'll get through it is kind of similar to Bernie Madoff where like made off his view They view him like a gangster. Yeah, but he didn't he didn't have sex related crimes No, but they were also with they hold those guys to different standards than pedophiles, right? Like though I in my estimation, I think Wynstein will probably have a very hard time in jail I think that they are with them

But also think that the way he might get out of it is telling stories about fucking show business Literally, I think that he might be doing five hundred Sundays You remember that Billy Crystal Broadway show that he did he might literally do a one-man inside of prison being like Yeah, I'll tell you that one time Gwyneth Poucher showed me your bush and she's just like hey, why don't we make a candle out of this? And I was like you're crazy gonna get out of here. Yeah, he's gonna be saying that For a while gaining cred within prison. Yeah I'm wondering how much the inmate community will care to hear about stories of Angelina Jolie having sex with her

brother in a back room in order to secure her role in Tomb Raider But I don't know either way. Yeah, that's uh, yeah, I wonder you're probably right He's gonna try to regale people with stories and at some point Maybe once every six months someone's just gonna come and beat the hell out of him make my movie. All right, what are you talking about? What do you what do you mean? Say make my movie? Okay? All right, Billy you're you're the cameraman. We're gonna we're gonna make Howard's movie. So Billy I'm the movie now. You're the movie. That's right. How um, so I'm putting three Snickers bars I'm putting three Snickers bars into this film

So I'm producing still. Yeah, that's what I need. I need I need locations Now I have a question Howard Can you suck your own dick because that's really the only thing that we can do here with this fake cameraman? I thought that you never asked and that I'd never make it to Hollywood But now I could show you I can't make a rope a wand Oh Hollywood came to prisoners that day. Isn't that nice? It is nice This is I you know what I hope he teaches them Shakespeare. I It's he can just go he's gonna be hopefully he'll just be dead soon

Whatever, I just feel bad for the jurors if you're on that jury, please reach out to us if you ever want to talk to us I mean, obviously they're all New York based I'm sorry. You had to see that man's ding-dong that is wiener. I saw the sketch of it I saw a sketch of it in the New York Post which means there had to be someone looking over their shoulder looking at naked pictures Just I'd like oh, this is why I went to college. What a great I get to draw the pecker of this fat producer. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I honestly was kind of disconcerted about how bodies were kind of similar. Hmm This I'm gonna say you got a better one though better back No, you are getting tighter, but then I'm just but I'm also looser

All at the same time life life finds a way to even it all out doesn't it? Yeah, it does That's why I have this glorious sense of humor Let's take a look at this next story coming out of South Korea now Apparently, it's looking like there is some form of cult that is they are the way that American newspapers are Talking about this story that this cult is purposefully spreading Coronavirus through South Korea and is actually the reason why it had its most recent huge outbreak This comes from the Washington Post South Korea orders temporary shutdown of messianic church linked to more than half the country's coronavirus cases

This comes from author Minju Kim a Fringed church in South Korea with a messianic leader has been shut down after a surge of coronavirus infections More than half of South Korea's COVID-19 cases have been traced to a regional branch of the secretive I am going to attempt to say this name Singed yongi church of Jesus only known as the temple of the tabernacle of the testimony But author authorities are having a difficulty locating members many of whom are probably in hiding They were basically worship a man named Lee man. He is an esoteric Christian group Who Lee man? He has come forward to say that he is the second coming of Jesus Christ

He and he's got this is where Chad Dables gonna have a little bit of competition Right, and he also says he is the only one that can correctly decipher The allegories hidden within the Bible and lead a hundred and forty-four thousand of One's into the next one. It's him. Sorry. He just said it I just don't know who to follow anymore But now there are people because people that follow this church where they have somewhere between a hundred and fifty and two thousand two hundred thousand followers Wait a hundred two hundred thousand Yes, it's got a thousand houses all over Asia. So this it's a fairly large branch of Christianity

They are the leader Lee man He came out and he said that the virus is the devil's deed that this was done to in order to throw Shame upon them because apparently a woman came into the one of their prayer groups They health authorities have identified 61 year old a 60 year old old woman who identified a sin John She sin John she branch in the southern city of Degu as patient zero Okay, she came in to a worship service where apparently they don't allow the masks that have now been being used Often over in Asia like the face why why no mask because they just don't they want to they want to see your weird teeth Yeah, you villa. Yeah, yeah, you villa. That's God's skin tag. I want to see it

I want to steal a little doggie tag inside your mouth. So just an arbitrary no mask rule for some stupid reason They do worship sessions and very very close proximities and their jobs are to scream Every single time man. He says something so they are they believe that it's literally the shouting and the spreading of the spittle Which is exactly the way the flu spreads that it's getting over all over these people She might have been to at least two worship services with over a thousand people attending to both now They're having a hard time finding the people that went to any one of these services because they've been labeled to cult Oh, and it is viewed as socially unacceptable to be a member of this people go as far to not tell members of their own family That they're members of this church they which is interesting in the fact then

What why are you part of it? If you can't tell anybody that you're a part of it? It seems like bad Well forbidden love is also is often the love we want the most When it comes to this cult then did they do so they didn't do it on purpose? This is just hygiene problems It seems to be it is a hygiene problem and the the main problem is that because they are this weird-ass cult Which I could find very little on They But they are hiding and basically helping just state the disease after the fight isn't

200,000 let's just assume what we'll let's just go to the high end That's it. I mean how much like um Shorikyo wasn't nearly that much. I feel like Mormonism isn't even that much No, Mormonism is 10 to 12 million But when it first started when we were talking about like the big you know that it started off Yes, it had it built But I mean now it's much more mainstream, but 200,000 that's a that's a boatload of people man But apparently an inner memo according to the New York Times article on this same story There was an inner memo that was really saying take your worships and privates

Everyone needs to stop coming in and go go private go dark Go in order to keep anybody from seeing what's going on and then they have since said no no no We never told our people to hide we never told but what from what I'm seeing with this church They say doomsday cult, but I don't know if it's a doomsday cult because I don't see anything else But the head of the cult Lee man. He he used to be a part of a thing called the olive tree another massive esoteric Christian group in Korea and another sections of Asia that The whole thing reason why that fall fell apart because Lee man He was sort of like an acolyte of the head of that church and head of that church

Sort of telling all the women in the church. You can only touch the godhead by touching my penis isn't that strange? How God seems to want a lot of women to touch men's penises You know it's like one guy's did you hear the story about the corona virus being planted by the Chinese government? So they could expand their social program Social surveillance program especially into all of these other regions and so they're incarcerated a bunch of people like no one does know Where this thing actually began and it seems to me I'm gonna put my little cap on here and it's a science cap folks seems to me was created in a lab It got out which does happen

They tested it probably on a small group of people that don't have a lot of money don't have a lot of agency in China it's spread like wildfire and I would not be surprised if the Chinese government had a had their hand in releasing this virus in order to expand the An unbelievable amount of control they already have on their folks. It is I it is a conspiracy theory But I think it's very interesting. I I don't know because we've done we've done it We've done in the past we have tested on our own people sure But the problem is that the my only thing is that but it's fucking with their money

So why would they fuck with their own money? Why would they fuck with their own economy? He's gonna be there for a long time the market actually I was on Yahoo Finance just recently wow Let's talk about the markets Henry. Did you actually tell them that you don't own towels? Are you allowed to be on these shows where the fact you literally wipe yourself on your own? Do they know this there is a funny thing when it comes to the billionaire and millionaire class They actually respect the full circle of having money, but then pretending like you don't have a towel Well, yeah, I don't know. It's just it's the it's a Warren Buffett thing But the market actually is not doing that bad. Xi Jinping dipped out for two weeks. I

Think the Chinese government probably had something to do with the old corona virus, but you know what don't be worried about it You're not gonna. I mean I I would say wash your hands Yes, just do what human beings have always done Wash your hands use hand sanitizer if someone is coughing you say shame shut up Pig pig get the pig and and attack them I'm I feel like if you do see someone coughing it is not outside of the parameters of normal behavior to grab them by the hair Pull them out of wherever they're at and make sure they're outside. It's for their own safety, too the series of

Suggestions that will land you in prison. I've changed protect yourself and your fellow man by beating the sick to death It might actually get you out of jail time. All right. Well, let's see here We have some great letters to get to I mean, I feel like this episode is just flying by do we have here over the week? Is it already that time? I think it's here of the week time. Let's play that beautiful hero of the week. So This hero of the week, this is a real true American He isn't a true American hero. We've talked about him before I'm not gonna say hero for the for the purposes of this segment We're gonna call mad Mike use a hero They call him mad because he's also dumb he believed he's just he's just so mad

Yes, the earth That's why I'd say yes, he's crazy, but he's also just he hates circles He hates circles. He doesn't believe the earth is round He believes the earth is flat and he was so convinced that the earth was flat that he decided to make his second homemade rocket He died February 22nd After this rocket crashed into the ground his goal was to travel high enough into our atmosphere Yes, you wanted to go to 62,000 feet up. Yes, so that he could see and prove Beyond a shadow of a doubt the curvature of the planet earth

We cover this a little bit in our flat earth episode. Yes that we did I want to say almost a year ago at this point. Maybe dude that was maybe two. I don't know I don't know The we covered him a little bit and he went up in one rocket that worked But he said that he didn't see enough in that rocket He only went 1900 feet the first time and again, you're gonna want to go a lot more than that in 2014 He also did a rocket launch that took him

1300 feet and it seems as if this steam driven rocket included three heaters They produced enough steam to to thrust him 5,000 feet into the air whoo. He hoped to reach speeds of up to 425 miles per hour. This is according to Justin Chapman. He is a freelance journalist Because only the best journalists cover only the best conspiracy theorists out there Hey, you know, you just got to show up with the lanyard one of those old-timey Cameras with the big pop bulb on it and you too could be a freelance journalist

So this is according to Chapman He says just after the launch a parachute can be seen fluttering away from the speeding rocket Which unfortunately quickly turned back towards earth. This is a Chapman quoted here He says when the rocket was nose diving He didn't release the other three parachutes he had in the rocket lots of people screamed out and started wailing everyone was stunned when he crashed and And didn't know what to do. So why is he a hero is that what you're asking because he Put his money where his family used to be. He said, you know what? I believe the earth is flat

I'm not believing the people who tell me it's round. I'm gonna go find out for myself even if it cost me my life Unfortunately, it cost him his life and the earth is round and he would have found that out if he was able to even just board a delta flight But yeah, no matter what he did no matter what no matter what he's a hero because He had a vision and he followed through and tell his very last breath. I don't you know I believe you should always question what you hear Sources question the news question these scientists. I get it and he went so deep into that He went so deep into that place. Yes. No, I'm an American George Washington one day He woke up and he says I don't even believe there is a Delaware River, which is why he crossed it to prove to himself

That there was a river and and that's huge So what is this the Zabrowski edition of every textbook in Texas? Yes. Yes, but he Needed to see it for himself. He did so he had the confidence Which is I'm gonna I'm unfortunately misplaced at this point in time But can you imagine you kissle you being like I don't like gonna fucking build a rocket engine And I'm gonna put a seat on it and I'm gonna write it Yeah, having that type of confidence thinking that you would be capable enough of Shooting a strap to a rocket of your own devising. Yeah, I would never do it. I would put

Unfortunately, I'd either put up monkey I stole from the zoo in there to see if it worked or I would a dog or something or it's somebody that you don't like Give them a shot at the rocket first Let them be a hero Maybe if it does work then, you know, they'll be the luckiest people on earth And if it doesn't they'll be dead so no one will even know no one will know Well, you you did mention monkeys and the the runner-up for for Hero of the Week was this baboon who escaped getting a vasectomy and he escaped with two female baboons

I guess I just went to have fun. So he was also pretty cool. I don't know if that is real, but I do love it Hey, it's in the New York Post. It's gotta be real A male baboon on his way to a vasectomy in Australia managed to escape before the procedure with his two female companions. Yeah, buddy Save them cums buddy It's huge, but I want to say big ups to mad Mike man Yeah, I hope wherever you're at on the other side of the veil you can see that the earth is a spherical shape It just doesn't make sense for it to be flat. It just doesn't it's just hard Kissel we can't even we can't even do this. I don't do this

I'm glad that he wanted to see it for himself, and I wish that he could have I you know what I completely agree Do you think if he did see a curvature? I Wonder what that would have done to his mind. He would have doubted cameras. He would have doubted his own eyes Yes, he would have plucked out his own eyes in a in a Mad rage of like how there is no such thing as truth. Yeah, which I'm about to do in the middle of this JFK series Hey, buddy. That is a the JFK series. Thanks all for the support. I watched a documentary yesterday on Ruby That's my boy. Yeah Jack Ruby's my boy

I feel like he might be the dumbest one of all the characters or Or the most clever and because you have to be so clever to act so dumb It's Patsy. He's he's the Patsy Patsy. He's like dumb. We're gonna say the word Patsy like so many times. It's ridiculous so many times Okay, so here's some listener letters. I Grow up in a pretty standard Christian family. This comes so this letter is about the Bethel church, which I've been obsessed with a little bit Okay, I grew up in a pretty standard Christian family My parents have always been on the hippie side and never really Traditional churchgoer types that dressed up on Sundays around 2009 2010 my mom and dad made friends with some Christian families

They met through a Bible study. These people were all pretty extreme in their spiritual beliefs through these friends My mom started to get into their more radical lifestyle and took on this breed of Christianity Things like speaking in tongues people having physical visions from God Prophecying the future casting out demons of possessed individuals and anointing most appliances in our home Starting to become very common occurrences of my day-to-day life when I was about 13 years old I'm sorry most of us to bless your coffee machine. What I never even I grew up pretty nutty religious is another one This is like you believe that the toaster as a soul, but you want to protect it But they know how the toaster works, right electricity. They watch the brave little toaster and they thought Jesus

Like gave life to that toaster. So they put a soul in inanimate object. Okay. I'm not good. It's a whole thing. Okay, okay Once my mom took me to a Bible study at her friend's house And I watched these young women shout and even sing in tongues for hours, which is pretty standard You've seen that yourself sure this is where it gets kind of oaky spooky a family in this friend group lost their son to medical Complications when he was about three years old It was obviously devastating to everyone, but in the grief of losing their son We watched the parents of this little boy slowly get very unstable Oh, they were not able to process or accept the fact that their baby was gone

The wife would post these very long Uncomfortable videos on Facebook where she would go on rants with a blank expression on her face believing that God wanting them to raised believing that God wanted them to raise their child back from the dead they move to northern California to be near and Intend the Bethel church They laid his corpse on a table while people prayed over him my family and I were not personally there to witness all of this Thank God but I was told that a little cousin of the dead boy started screaming and

Freaking out because she thought she saw his eyelid move no praying over him with her parents Obviously the son was not brought back to life. I can't imagine what kind of PTSD She got from all of that. Yeah, do the parents just wake up and they're like, I gotta get eggs at the grocery store Traumatize our children the Packers game is on at four. Don't forget like why would they do this to children? I don't know it just because everybody's in pain in that scenario They're looking for some kind of weird answer to a life question that they can't figure out and then you drag your fucking kids into it Good grief. All right. Well, thank you so much for that email interesting. This comes from a Tex exchange from n I just like the beginning of this. Hey big goon and little hunk. I

Have a dear friend little hunk little hunk. I got big goon and you got a little hunk Yeah, I think it's cuz I'm like a hunk like a hunk of meat Not like a huh. Oh, okay He's got a friend of his old friend of his barely sees his old buddy is a Amt and he says that yeah, sometimes I get texts from him Explaining to me some of the worst shit. He sees at work and this is one of the things he saw Guys little too much to drink out with his brother and girlfriend They're waiting for the L sitting on the bench near the train come and he stands up

Stumbles forward falls onto the tracks and gets run over by the train His whole right thigh is just a fucking mess still attached But not by much femur is in a hundred pieces and is a hundred pieces and his leg is all but just burger meat We get him out throw a tourniquet on him get a line and fill him with fentanyl in the ER They sedate him to tube him so they can do all the necessary scans with him not moving one of the drugs they use is called a Tomadate or a nominate It basically just turns off your brain for a minute or so long enough for long enough time to intubate

Then you chase it with Valium or something like that to keep him down. Uh-huh one of the side effects of it is muscle fascillations fasciculations Basically, heavy muscle twitching this guy gets that side effect But since all the muscles of his thigh are no longer anchored to anything need to start retracting and start squirming around themselves It looks like an octopus on his leg Legit tentacle porn. Oh, hey. Oh man Robbie Thanks for the text brah like brah. That's cool. You want to watch XFL on Saturday his legs

They split and move. I love this kind of shit. I Love all these horrible medical stories. What do you respond? What are you low raffles? Well, honestly, what do you do? I'd be like, yeah Oh my god, that's fucking metal dude. I think it's sweet. That's fun as hell. This is a crazy story That a listener sent us. Yes, we've got a couple of crazy stories this week This comes from I guess you can use the name Smoke face smokey Smokey

Hey smokey Hey fellas, I'm 25 year old man living in Cincinnati, Ohio living. You're you're thriving. Absolutely. I've worked Various restaurant jobs around the city at my most recent job I work with a seemingly kind gentle and nerdy older man by the name of Jonathan Hurst after almost a year I left that job because I was finally making enough money playing gigs around town to be a professional musician. Yeah, dude Congratulations, that is not easy to do. Very difficult. That was in November John and I lost touch after until about a month ago when I decided to join the Dungeons and Dragons Campaign my old co-workers had going Jonathan was DMing kiss. Oh, that means he was dungeon master aka

He was running the game. Thank you for for goon explaining. Well, don't goon explaining. It's not the right term you little I'll call you a troll. Yeah, yeah, I'll do Oh, I did mention this day Henry before we recorded today smoke face That was very nice of you because as soon as I said DM me and I had no idea what you're talking about you immediately Clarify me. Thank you. Well today on February 24th He was arrested in a Cincinnati home for double murder committed in 2016. What this story comes out of Comes out of the Chicago Tribune This says former resident of Old Town neighborhood arrested in Cincinnati charged with two 2016 slangs of mother 85 and son

64 near Sycamore what he he is a big nerd-looking man, right? They three years they've been trying to figure out this case. It's like this random murder of this couple or a mother and son Yeah, they were beaten to death brutally beaten to death In an isolated farmhouse just about side the at the edge of town outside 70 miles west of Chicago, dude That is that is often times we talk about urban horror how scary it is to be downtown It is so much scarier to be in a farmhouse 70 miles outside of town. I hate the country. I'm so scared of the country It's scary so vulnerable You're so vulnerable at least here if I'm getting raped I can scream fire and somebody can come and get me

Yeah, no one really cares about fires in California though, buddy say like someone didn't recycle Someone's not recycling over here and you will get hordes of people that will save open audition There's an open audition and then someone will come in and take the place of me being raped sure that's the audition Oh my goodness, Holly. What is strange? So they had over 1,300 leads. They had no clue was going on the First 51 he was 51 years old. They had no prior connection to Sycamore or the Wilson's but in addition to the DNA match They found DNA match from a public Database which I don't know what that means yet Oh, so he must have done like a 23 and me or something like that

But then you click on the thing because you can allow yourself to release the information of a degree and a if you want Which means you just didn't do it, but you know, they're just taking it all of it, right? Of course. Yeah, of course, absolutely So they found police had they the cell phone records also matched her she was in the Sycamore area the day of the killings August 14 2016 and the victim stolen car was found about a mile from his home in Chicago's Old Town neighborhood Police reconstructed a timeline events leading up to the killings that morning. The Wilson's had attended services at St. John's Lutheran Church in Sycamore They had breakfast with friends at a local cafe They returned home before Robert Wilson visited the local moose lodge where he was at. Oh, that's fun But they were brutally beaten to death. Oh my god

And so now this was a cold case, but now he's been now They I guess they believe that this is a guy to going back to this email Geez Honestly, I'm having trouble keeping this email straight because I'm totally shook not gonna lie I'll start with my take on John John was an imposing figure physically bald six foot four big ass legs because he didn't own a car And he walked everywhere, but his personality was quite the opposite when we work together John was a calming presence good at tables moved super slow, but was competent very soft-spoken. He had big turtle vibes I don't know that means

Honestly, you know the turtle slow and steady wins the race. Oh, yeah, and then you could you live inside you live in your car And you poop gross. Oh, yeah, yeah, honestly everyone at work like the guy I started to bomb with him over the song of a song of ice and fire books and dune. I'm on Messiah Please no spoilers Henry. It's a set. It's a hundred-year-old book One thing I didn't the one thing I didn't think about John or like about John with it He could be very condescending and mansplaining He disagreed with you on anything for seemingly no reason and then go on to explain it to you as if you were a total ding dong Right, I say I had a lot more experience with him as a co-worker than I did as a DM

Well, we got to play two sessions together before his arrest, but he seemed very fair and incredibly well versed EM He could pull references from weird obscure fantasy books No one had ever heard of he had a crazy collection of dice sets maps figurines. He was like the ultimate nerd So another member of my party think said he thinks John is a serial killer based on some subtle things He'd notice about him. He enjoyed dark sometimes violent jokes. Who does it? Yeah, that doesn't make you a serial killer. He gave off a bit of a 50 year old virgin vibe He was deeply wrapped up in a fantasy world and had of a bit of a superiority complex Also, the victims were killed brutally beaten death with a blunt object and they were old

Yeah, I think it's very very interesting But in my experience John seemed like a kind and patient man who just really loved fantasy and sci-fi and also he loved animals That's how I saw him. He had adopted four cats and was super excited and sweet to them That's not very similar serial killer like to me. Oh, actually, you know, it's so confounding. I mean we took Luke Magnata You know what's interesting when it comes to adopting an animal. I think it's great go to matchdog charities That's where you can get all the matchdog rescues get them all from South Korea places where the dogs are gonna be killed Buying one cats great two cats. I would even say you want a cat you want a buddy cat go into four cats That's what a serial killer would do suspicious. Yeah

It's a suspicious little cat family a cat mob. Yes And apparently one of his aliases was 88 which has a white power connotations Ah, yeah, so they don't know what the hell that means They don't know what the hell that is but basically say we're gonna find out more about this story. Hopefully but Very interesting and very scary when one of your friends turns out to be a murderer I don't know what they're all finds once Marcus stops doing the show in his home Marcus doesn't have time to murder. We keep him too busy. That's I will fight for him intentional Especially it would be weird especially. I don't know DND

But I assume it's an intimate experience. You tend to be in a basement for my understanding It's very to have it. No, I don't want to even want to hear how you speak with With the great comedians you hang out with and you guys go to your basement game and you play it and I don't I don't want to hear about it But we play in a living room So it just seems like it's weird to participate in something intimate in in the mind Because you have to really you really get to know some one's mind and where they fantasize It's brave soldiers of the imagination Sarah sharing adventures and and campaigns together in a way that bring nerds

Together nerves never need to be together because obviously we've seen what happens when they become friends with one another and then Suddenly a Columbine so you've never been to a dragon con you don't know what kind of horny No, they're like and how nice it is to have be a nerd and show up to a bunch of other horny nerds I said D and D nerds not dragon nerd dragon dragons are cool everyone loves a dragon I'm talking specifically D&D. You're being racist against my people. That's not a race Could I just go in there Henry and I just sit down with you I'm playing now guys Oh, I created a guy named balls are sore and he just killed all of your characters Let's go eat some pizza. Can I just you have to roll the dice

You have to roll to beat me in battle first It can't just let's say a rolling beat you in battle and I say bludgeon bludgeon you bludgeon you Oh, you for some reason you're you're bleeding out of every orifice of your body. You're dying. You're dying. You've died. I Guess we're done You can do that. Yeah, of course You're liberty to do that you're liberty to ruin the game and ruin everybody's afternoon. Sure You could do it normally by just by just sitting and yelling or or taking off all your clothes and pissing all over The table if you want to you can do that as well. You're free. You're free man

Okay, just just asking just asking you're a free standing upright ape. Well, thank you whatever you like Thank you all so much for sending in your letters again. That is side stories LP O TL at gmail.com Send us your stories. Let us know your thoughts because yeah, it's always great to hear from you and and We get we get bunches and we read a lot. So thank you. I read a lot of these I'm for the most part read them It's just when when you get the multiple them all the old time I don't read them when it's like everybody said when you send them at Mike's story, which I it's great But send us everything you want us to talk about always. It's so much fun. Absolutely hear what you like here

What your brains are doing? Absolutely, and you guys also send me I got some good game suggestions and that's some great stuff I like though the treasure the treasure trove inside of the side stories LP O TL gmail is actually wonderful If you do get a chance, this is a Ben Kittsville game recommendation I believe it's on Xbox as well, but I'm playing it on ps4 days gone is a great zombie game puts in the world It's like a resident. It's like resident evil meets Red Dead Redemption the zombies are pretty cool. Really? It's about a hundred and fifty hour game So you really have to invest a lot of time in it, but have fun with it. I'm so close

I'm gonna have a whole game say I'm gonna buy I'm doing it. I'm joining the legion of you people I'm gonna get a ps4. I'm gonna start playing these video games I need a way to check out your liver is gonna. Thank you your liver is really gonna Thank you because it's true truly It's it maybe help with some of the drinking and then it's also night because I all I do is watch horror films And then like I have her into nightmares and all this kind of shit Basically from our content and from the movies, right? It's nice to have something else because it's like I'm doing the killing now I'm the one who's killing. That's right

Alright, well, let's see here. We have some announcements If you haven't seen Henry's movie check out after midnight that seems to be going great Also, I'm gonna be doing a little screening for Hail Yourself America on March 9th I'll be in Syracuse March 10th. I'll be in Albany not Albany. It's Albany Albany like it's all the Bonnie. I don't know what that is, but it's all fine. So that'll be on March 10th March 11th I'll be in Manchester March 15th Orlando, Florida March 22nd Columbus, Ohio in March 29th in Kansas City So get those tickets. I can't wait to hang out with y'all. Y'all it'll be a lot of fun Also send us where should we go for side stories live? Yes?

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And we all we will drink with you at some point if I'm thinking that is important. I have to give up drinking again Are you gonna give out? You're gonna be out. You're gonna be done. I'm not sure But if I say no no means give me weed give weed cuz Wilson smoke weed. I'll sit smoke weed all night I'll take an edible. I'll take an edible time flies on these edibles. Yeah, it's like you're all high and shit You do lose all track of time. Oh, yeah, that's what it was. Oh, that's what it is. I love Live laugh love man. There's three L's. Yeah, there's a three L's of the only way sometimes And football L was bad, right? You don't want to know yeah, let's help but in podcasting and L is where you start

You start with a loss live laugh love live every day like You finally got that chimp. You're gonna strap to this rocket that you've been working on you're gonna fucking pop it up Into the air, right? Yeah, and then you're gonna laugh as you watch that first test rocket explode that chimp Knowing that man that was gonna be me But now I know exactly how to build this rocket and then I'm gonna love Sitting on this lazy boy attached to this pile of C4 And I'm going to go up and see the very curvature of the earth and then and only then will I let these

readers feel Vindicated in their views, but if I see something flat I'm gonna be the king of America. There you go. That's how high the stakes are if you can prove the earth is flat You will be the king of America. I'll vote for you will be the your your biggest advocate I'll do whatever it takes. All right, everyone. Thank you all so much for listening keep on supporting all the shows here on the last Podcast network. We're a family now. You're part of the family now. You know that I have my valour suits I have to stay stuff like that. You need a pinky ring. Oh, I'm gonna start getting necklaces Have you seen Eddie's pinky ring? Ed Larson from brighter side. I have not yeah, he's got a big pinky ring now

Yeah, I think it's just a normal ring that only fits on his pinky Yes, that's it like it's like a wedding. That's my dream. I want a pinky ring, too We should go pinky ring shopping together We'll go out to rodeo drive the next time I'm in Los Angeles, buddy Vegas, baby In Vegas for my birthday. It will be pinkie ring shopping. That is what we're doing pinkie ring shopping in Vegas on my birthday That's what we're doing. Uh, I love it. All right, everyone. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan my goose deletions Hail me Holding it. Oh, look at that. You're gonna get whatever audition is next for you. You got it. You nailed it

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