Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: D4vd Deep Dive

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

This week, Henry & Eddie bring you a very special Side Stories Investigative Report as they take a closer look at D4VD & The Murder of Celeste Rivas - breaking down the alleged timeline of events, D4VD's early life, his connection to the victim, and the overall case the prosecution has built against the 21 year old fortnite-player-turned-popstar since the discovery of Celeste Rivas' decomposing body in the trunk of his car outside of his Hollywood Hills home. For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. I just want you to know, player.

You even think about running game on the yard without cutting me in, then you better back off, sucker, because I'm going to carve my initials in your back. Am I deforevid? Or is this just your hat, new hat person? It's a new hat personality. It's your new hat personality. It's this with the glasses.

Because I think what this is doing is, it's turning me into, you remember the guy who played rock on the show? Charles S. Dutton. I love Charles S. Dunton. In Alien 3. Oh, I love, Alien 3 is sleeper good. That's what I'm trying to go for right now. I think I'm going for, like, newly converted to Islam. I'm in jail.

I'm wise now. I'm a peaceful warrior. But I do know. This hat does. Yes. This pink hat, it's a snapback, too. I'm a peaceful warrior. I don't think, I'm sorry, I don't know much about the nation of Islam, but I'm pretty sure their hats don't have snapbacks.

You're trying to run trickery on me? If you try any triflery on me, son, when you're out on the yard, I'm going to have you know, I will strike you down with the lightning of Allah. You look like a fat Albert character in one face. I like if Drewski I'm like if Drusky was me right now this is it

Drewski was playing me and I'm him yes welcome to side stories my name is Henry Zabrowski King of the Yard head of the African American nation Henry Zabroski

is a good way to start and we're sitting here as well with fellow lieutenant governor of the African-American nation. How you doing? Ed Larson. Yes, I was the emcee at the ticket to the stage Parliament Funkadelic Festival.

It still does not give you a pass, buddy. I know it doesn't give me a pass, but for a couple hours, I was pretty cool. You were. For a couple hours, I was like, that guy's all right. That's where you're going to get this hat. This hat makes it permanent.

It's like, I'm not going to kill that man. I got for a little bit. That's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you really deserve that. Thank you. Thank you. And you think that this hat

is going to bring you closer of the African-American community? Don't you even try to play me, play a hate-up. You got that hat for your birthday. Happy birthday, Henry. Yeah, 42 is magical. So I just want to say, first of all, Jackie got me this hat.

The reason why I'm even talking about this and wearing this hat, those of you that can't see me right now, you have to understand that every year, on Christmas, my birthday, Jackie will give me a bag of entertainment hats. Bad hats. Not bad. Because there's nothing bad about this hat.

No. I mean, it looks like a hat that like a sailor would wear, but like it's pink. You know, like those tiny little hats they put on the top of their heads. Yeah, I stay inside me bunk mate to stay warm. A salty Yamaka. Yeah, she's salty. We put lots of salt on the Yamaka. Yarr.

Our synagogue is filled with Marlin Blum. YAR! Okay, so this is what it is. It is a brimless hat that Jackie got for me. I do believe it makes me look sort of like a professional wrestler if I taught Shakespeare in prison. I feel like... With the glass.

It's called a Docker hat. So you do know, it is a brimless hat. So it's a penis and a penis hat. I am that. Because that's what the hat kind of looks like. It looks like you are docking that hat. What it is is, it's like... So nowadays, in a fashion, everybody's really into the cropped.

So right now what I'm wearing... is if I was a penis, this would be my cropped magnum condom. Oh my God. Just imagine like a condo. Just like I love you. When you just put like a little hat on the top of your dick? This catches every bit of it. I promise. Hey, I mean

I'm not a big excritter. So but the reason why I'm wearing this hat is because yes it's a challenging hat and it was about today's subject that we wanted, I wanted to kind of wear a hat almost in celebration of him.

Because I felt that now, it's because like all the information is out. We wanted to put out an entire episode just talking DeFordid. And I felt like this hat puts me in the fashion category that DeForvid would appreciate. He did have a lot of bad hats. He was a child. Nothing reminded me just how much DeForvid is a child as his social media does. Yeah. Do you watch, could you go through any of his social media?

A little bit, just the stuff with him and Solveld. list. It is, yeah, because you like the saucy stuff. So we, just for the catch you all up, for those of you that don't know, on side stories, we have been following this case since its inception. We have been fascinated by it first, by the man's stupid name, then by the young man's bad music. And now by the young man's probable, because first we got up to this because he was

accused of being involved in the murder slash or just the missing child. It was just crazy that they found a body in his trunk while he was on tour. I'm like, that's wild. Yes. And so Celeste Rivas, a very lovely young lady that was a Celeste Rivas Hernandez. Celeste Rivas Hernandez, who was a child, like a literally 15-year-old, very young lady. She was found in the front trunk of a Tesla in a junkyard, essentially where they go to when you, they pick up.

cars that are left abandoned on the street. Yeah. And she was, her body was found in this in September of 2025. And we now know that she was last seen in the accompaniment of this very now, I guess, famous singer, which at the time, we had no idea who the fuck this guy was. That was like, to me, the first interesting part about this story was like, who is this guy? Oh, my God. He's incredibly famous. And then it was, I have no idea who you were. Of course. And then it was, oh, he's connected to this missing 15-year-old that the one was found in this trunk of his former car, right? It was belonging to him. And he's still touring. And then I remembered as we were covering the case, we kept seeing, oh, he's at Coachella. Oh, he's at Lollapalooza. Oh, he's all over the fucking place. It took like six months for them to put a case together on him. And now we see why is because as police have revealed, they have over.

40 petrobytes of child sexual assault material. C-SAM. And he has it all in there. And apparently some of it's... It's all... It's evidence. It's not all that. It's not all child C-SPAM.

What am I supposed to say? I like the idea of calling him C-SPANs. I like spams. Yeah, you can just call them spams. Let's call them because, you know, Kassim is like, it does not roll off the tongue. Sorry, guys, we need better marketing here. Yeah. So I'd say, like, yeah, I like spammers.

Give them spammers. Spammers? Spammers. Spammers. Spammers. Spammers. So he'd get over 40 terabytes of spammer on his account, which was some of the, you know, and it was all bad. And some of it was just evidence. Yes. Some of it was just evidence of his relationship with Celeste Rivas Hernandez. Some of it is now what we're seeing is there was probably a bunch of other fucking got people attached to the case. There's probably other victims that are involved somewhere within that C-SAM material. It's, seems like because it seems like he was making it and also sort of talking openly about it on his discord. Yes. And there were two other people who came out and said that they feel like he abused them as well.

Yeah, I mean, I'm one. I listened to his music. Oh, yeah. See, but you liked it for a second. Okay. For like a second, you liked it. So let's go into this. Let's go into his life a little bit.

Pat Barker, one of our great researchers here, a guy helps us side stories. He put it great. Unbelievable. Is it according to DeFort's a lot? his job is considered, this is literally on his Wikipedia page, rapist, child predator, murder, singer, songwriter. So, honestly, I do find it interesting that those were the last two credits. Because he was very prolific in his short career.

He was a New York City kid. He was born David. Did you know his name's actually David? Yes, David Anthony Burke. Yeah. And so he changed DeForvid because he's fucking stupid. I think it's because, well, DeFordid is. away, I guess. So he came of

age in a time period when he was making his own videos on YouTube playing Fortnite. Yeah. Right? So he was all in a Fortnite, which of course, a completely pure arena for kids. He wanted to be a Fortnite player before he wanted to be a musician. He was obsessed.

He would play it all the time. He was and then he wanted to make... He was playing it when they caught him. Really? Yep. God. That's commitment. He loves it. He loved that child's game. It's Seems it kind of kept him in the zone. It's almost like it's a good advertisement for Fortnite?

No. To Fortnite. No, well, no, no, no. That's what we'll start calling. He was already doing that. We'll even get to that. So he was of age when he was, yes, he wanted to be a Fortnite player, a professional Fortnite player, which is, I'm starting to think that we need, like, a funds or like a simulacrum

camp where we can do stuff like, if we had just let Steve Bannon make a sci-fi movie, we wouldn't be here. If we had just like all looked at Adolf Hitler's paintings if a bunch of, five people were like one person would have bought it.

You're honestly Adolf, these are great. Like if someone had just said that one time, so many things would be going in a different direction. If we just, Charlie Kirk had just gotten aborted like we had all wanted him to,

he would have been, everything would have been better. Like, you know, like, they tried, but he chewed off the hangers. Every time they stuck it in, he went,

ha, ha, ha, ha. There was a few babies. He's born with teeth. Full set of teeth. Now, some folklore calls that the sign of vampirism. But I think it's the sign of Christ like angelic beauty. So that's the thing. So he wanted to be...

So why couldn't we have just given this to him? But instead, DeForvid started cutting these together. In order to get... Stop getting copyright strikes on his YouTube videos. Yeah. He did, which I honestly think is one of the nicest things about the younger generation. is their like independent artistic spirit?

And he was like, no, I'm going to make my own music. Yeah. So he started doing that. And he started making his own music. And then I guess he went like viral. Which is commendable. I will say that is commendable. That's exactly what you should do.

Yeah. And he went viral with some song. Mm-hmm. God knows. So fucking I don't care. And then he then ended up on a number 33 billboard charting single. Like he just went like it's a crazy fucking story. Yeah.

And all of that. While he was doing that, he was also grooming a pack of children, I guess to just be his sort of harem and his muses. You like young ladies even as a young man. Well, that's great. Isn't that weird? You know, but I didn't always like that. When he was 15, he apparently met Celeste Rivas in a Discord chat room when she was 10 years old. 10 or 11.

They can't nail down exactly which is which. And one of the biggest problems with the story... Not that it fucking matters. No, it doesn't. But it's a big of, one of the issues with this story, as we'll see, we're going to, as it gets to trial, it'll get way more clear, is that the problems we're dealing with the fucking recollections and brains, 12-year-olds. And stories of 12-year-olds that are all like, oh, my God, look at that. Oh, my God, tell you, another story. And they go and they, it's all this horrific shit because, like, in these little unsupervised worlds, they're all acting extremely adult.

Yeah. Which is a thing we're seeing a lot that happens in these little worlds. He's talking to them. DeForvid is going there and talking to them like kids and talking about all this like romance and like they were even using the terms. I'm hearing mainstream media use the term love triangle for whatever DeForvid was doing with Celeste and other children. And that's not a love triangle. It's not a love triangle. You know what a love triangle is when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met on the set of Mr.

and Mrs. Smith. That's a love triangle because everyone there was 35 years old and a multi-millionaire. Each to have a love triangle, each point of the triangle, I'm going to say this, must own property. Yeah. There's no

lower class love triangle. Who is the third person in that triangle? Was that, did he leave Jennifer Anderson? On the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith? He met Mr. Smith. I thought they were together. No, when he, Angelina, when he met Angelina, Jolie on Mrs. Miss, this is more important than before

video. When he met them on the set, their chemistry was so wild and out of place. Everyone, oh, I can't believe it. They almost immediately started fucking fucking fucking each other because of how hot his fucking penis was and how slippery her fucking gash was, right? But then it also kind of made him crazy.

He's like Brad Pitt's fucking no deodorant wearing fucking alcoholic, right? Yeah. Out of pocket smoking cigarettes and the fucking airplane and shit, like doing all the pouring wine on his kids or whatever. But, you know, before that was, that's what Angelina Zolese love did to him. You know, you could say that in many ways.

Or, you know, that Brad Pitt was always a fucking evil psychopath kind of. But then Angel and Jolie's like, like, turns out of a sudden. She's just kind of deflated to like seven five pounds and she stole all these kids from Africa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And her previous boyfriend used to carry around her blood. And that's love. And then he tried to fuck your wife. He did try to fuck my wife, but that's a story for another stump.

I don't even know if we could keep that in the show. It's pretty well known that. I've told the story. Yeah, that's not new. It's true, Laura, at this point. You're one degree away from being in a throuple. If only she fucked him.

And even that would not be a love triangle. That would be two points of love and me in distance, like a floating point in space. It's one of those triangles where it's like two on one side and then there's a point over here. Oh my God, yeah, theoretical. It's like a quantum triangle.

from your blade. So this guy, like, the thing also about DeFourvid is that why we got also hyper-obsessed with him. Is it number one is that he does mall music for crying 13-year-old girls? It is crazy. It's CVS music. It's CVS music.

Yeah, it's shit you would fucking see her. It's citywalk. You know, it's very, you what, it's unassuming music. You don't even know what's on. His biggest hit, I guess, was romantic homicide. Yes. That specifically outlined the murder of selection.

of Celeste. It talks about like, you know, I mean, it's just more just, you know, like, ooh, poca, poca, poca, poca, poca, poca, poca, man. Ooh, strike you, strike you. I listened to so much to for a bit this week just to, like, kind of get into it.

And like, I wanted to, I was like, you know what? Maybe it's good. You wanted to like it? I did. I was like, I was like, what is so big about this? Well, it's because the problem is. As a music lover. I was like, why is this so famous?

I honestly think it's partially because the younger generation doesn't yet have the deep cut music knowledge that was kind of foisted upon us by our monoculture and our parents where we kind of had a big musical education automatically coming up these guys are already living in an a la carte world so they can't yet understand that de for it's highly derivative of like essentially like baby face yeah i feel like if yeah right He's like a modern shitty... He's got a slightly different aesthetic, though, to what he's doing. I get what he's...

But it's just packaging. Right. It's packaging. If Youngblood is their Ozzy, then he's their Tupac. Oh, my God. What is happening? That makes me want to walk away. That makes me want to walk into the ocean.

Like, I just want... Can someone fucking get me out of here? Where do we go? What do we do? All right, all right. I'll read these lyrics. These are the lyrics to romantic homicides. If you could hear you, can you do it?

Can you do it honestly in your best? You're deforevid. You have just gotten, you know, you're super stressed out because your 13-year-old girlfriend's going to probably tell the world that you've been filming yourself having sex with a bunch of kids. I'm scared. Uh-uh-uh. Ting-tang.

Oh, no. It feels like you don't care. Uh-uh. Enlighten me, my dear. Uh-ah. Why am I still here? Mm-hmm. Uh-ah.

I don't mean to be complacent with your decisions you made, but why? In the back of my mind you died, and I didn't even cry. No, not a single tear. And I'm sick of waiting patiently for someone that won't even arrive. Ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah. In the back of my mind, I killed you. Chamon. Probably shouldn't have said that.

Yeah, no. I mean, I didn't even regret it. You sure, you're sure? And I didn't even regret it. I can't believe I said it, but it's true. I hate you. fucking, not even poetry. It's a short song.

Yeah, but it's just the ending man. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. It's such a childish thing to say. I hate you. Because it's important to remember that the four of it's 20 fucking years old right now. 21 right now.

21 right now. And so he was a, he's still honestly childlike in a way, which is not in a bad. I mean, like he's just one of those dudes. He's an adult for in terms of legally he's an adult. he's an adult. If he can die in Iran, yes. He's an adult. Honestly, probably would not a horrible idea. He'd be a terrible Marine.

I don't think he would do good. I mean, he's good at Fortnite, that. Yeah, I mean, exactly. Yeah, let's see what he can do. Fucking throw him over there. They basically said straight up, he was chronically online to this day, obsessed with gore, talked about, you know, we're like showing all these like, you know, the videos of torture videos,

like the old school stuff that we were talking about with the hammer maniacs. Yes. His merch was bloody clothes. He has a white shirt with blood on it that he only stopped taking off the market a couple of months ago. Yep. Yes. So it seems that he had been in a steady sexual relationship with Celeste Rivas from September 7, 2023, 23.

What? Why won't you say, Reefs? I am trying. It's not my father. I'm not doing it our purpose. I should type it out. Revis. Celest Revis.

It's Revis. It's Revis. You can tell you don't watch baseball. I don't watch baseball. I don't. I'm so sorry. I don't. Celeste.

Well, Shane, Celeste from now on. But so September 7th, 2023 to September 7th, 2024. It's interesting because September 7th is a date that keeps coming up because it's Celeste's birthday. And eventually it seems like

that that would also be exactly. So September 7th was when they, the 23 is when they officially started having sex with each other. A year later, they broke up and then he continued to basically abuse her and groom her and threaten her until April of 2025. And then she was found basically on her birthday, 2025.

September 8th. So it's very interesting. Very interesting. Strange, right? Yeah. So that's one weird kind of floofy-do thing. Another thing was the fact that the rundown of the days of the murder are wild. Yeah.

So we now, they think that she was found, like that when it happened was somewhere around April 23rd, 2025. They think that that was like when they had the whatever was the final thing. The last picture they had together was in January 2nd of 2025. So they had been there. We know that they had reestablished stuff. The family's now saying, oh, he didn't pay us off,

blah, blah, blah. But it sounds like something happened when she was if you're going to tell somebody. Daughter is missing for that long. Yes. You've got to say something. she went missing from January to April. She went missing and he kept saying that she's fine.

They FaceTime the mother, this kind of thing. It got really, really intense. It seemed that Celeste, from what we can gather, was going to come out about the child pornography, right? To the C-Sam. Her family had reached out to his manager. Yes. Yes. And so what was happening is that same very week, his very first LP was also dropping.

Yeah. So she was about to pop off on the biggest week of his career. So he had, it was like Coachella was on 420. Yeah. He did the Colbert Report on April 24th. Colbert was the late night at Steve O'O'Corpair on April 27th. It's canceled. It doesn't matter anymore.

We don't even need to bring it up. Fuck it. That corpse. Fuck that corpse. And then he, they, so while he was, so the way it all kind of works is that they, they, had some final confrontation, he stabbed her to death in his home. He then went to some PR party. He went out to a gathering for his fucking, his record release.

Yeah. Next day, he goes by, now we see the timeline. He goes and buys a chainsaw, a kitty pool, body bags, tarps. So it's like a week later. So May, first, he buys two chainsaws. and they get sent to his house under the name Victoria Mendez. But he stabbed her to death

on the 23rd. Supposedly. It's in that time period. So while the album's being recorded and then you go to his social media and you see the days in which he was at least trying to figure out what to do

with her body. And it's this, he's doing like memes and then he goes to fucking, just in my mind of like thinking about like going from the Coachella, stage stabbing your child girlfriend to death and then going on to like and then going to the green room of like all that dumb shit PR stuff with all these like Colbert people entertainment tonight yeah they're all like that hi hey is it is it deformed you know how many of those guys he has to deal

over that multiple podcasts oh yeah on this time just talking to me five times and he's just he's acting like nothing but he's also just he's a child and he feels no emotions and if you also look at him I mean, it's mentally a child. And then if you, like, look at him, I just don't think he's got a heck of a lot going on in the upstairs department. It's something I've noticed a lot with kids and, like, you know, we see this with, like, kids that kill their family. And, yes, I know he is an adult, but he's a younger person. No, he's still, like, kind of mentally frozen in a way. For sure, mentally frozen.

But I feel like they don't understand what death is. No. They just don't get it. And so, like, that's why we see them go to this extreme because they don't know, they don't understand. the permanence. Well, they don't know what they have, they don't have anything to lose yet. And it seems like, he's no idea what life is yet. He wanted to get caught. It's only like now that he's starting to defend himself. Well, it also kind of, it's the settling in of the permanence of this situation. Well, I think that you, we see this a lot. Yeah. Saw it with Biggie and

Tupac. We see it in, in rock stuff. You know, we see another thing, like people start to buy into the image that they are creating, that they are some kind of psychosexual, like, but that's hot and it's romantic and that the death thing is like because, again, because you're emotionally immature. Yeah. And then I do think that you then obviously hit a wall when you kill somebody because of how brutal it is. I think stabbing a person to death is quite shocking. You know, like you, the Ed Kemper talked about it.

They all kind of talked about this. They all kind of have the same experience where they're like, you see it in a movie and you think you're going to go, and the guy's going to go, eh, and it's going to be like, you're going to be done, you know? Well, the stabbing is interesting to me because the actual stabbing of Celeste

was two, from, according to the autopsy, it's all fucked up because of how decomposed her body was when they found her. But they found two stab wounds, an inch and a half and two inches in. One cutter, One got into her liver and the other one got into like, I think her intestines. No, they were probably playing shitty games or whatever.

And then it's almost like he was trying to make it romantic. Yes, I think that it was a whole thing that he was trying to do. It's almost like a presentation. And he convinced her that he was going to do it. And then either it went too far or he did purposely kill her. Because you don't have to do much if you stab somebody in the fucking heart. Yeah. And which is you really don't have to do much.

And then he's doing this all of the, like, yeah, all of his merch is him covered in blood. all the roses covered in blood he's got his suitcase which is she was put in to be transferred this is all the video for a romantic homicide if you look at the video there are literal things within it that are the imagery of the murder itself

which is why this caught everybody's imagination because you look at this guy if you met this guy he's this kind of mumbly soft spoken soft spoken zoomer dude that's all kind of you'd think that he'd be writing poetry and he'd be scared by fuel

like loud fuel exhausts from cars. Like this is a guy that looks like misophonia would kill him. You know, like he looks like, but then he does, obviously he is some form of molestario. But I guess that doesn't really matter. It doesn't matter how cool you are. You can be a molestario, whether you're fucking, you're Mr. Jazz or your Johnny accountant. So TMZ has a great breakdown of the timeline. I don't know if you've seen it yet.

Love them. You know, I honestly, yeah, they're evil. God, I'm so happy they're in D.C. They are just... I hate that I like them. Chase them, guys. No, get them. It is driving me crazy that I'm enjoying TMZ right now.

Yes, the enemy of Miami is my friend. So April 22nd, 2025, DeForvitt and Celeste, get into a fight. They text show that they were in a big argument and then eventually he's like, she's out in the Riverside. So she's like an hour and a half away. And so he sends like a... black car for her. He sends an Uber for her brings her to

his house. God, he's such a bad criminal. He's so fucking bad at it. Nothing with a credit card attached. You know what I mean? You guys think, this is why he wasn't established enough. If he was actually established enough, he'd have guys. You know what I mean? That's the difference between him and a peeddy. He peed did he got away with everything because he had guys he could fold everything onto.

Yeah, so Elznor, Lake Elsinore is where she's from, which is in Riverside County, which is a regretful place. It's got a bad vibe. And so he sends an Uber, brings her all the way there. It's about an hour and a half Uber ride. She gets to the home and apparently he stabs her to death. And he kind of just stood there and watched her bleed out.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was bad. He didn't call 911. No. Didn't attempt to get her like to fix her. Didn't like try to pull like, oh, it was a weird sex thing. Because with those kind of stab wounds, she probably could have lived.

Oh, yeah. Maybe if he had actually got her, but he would have went to jail immediately. full like usually like if someone gets stabbed with like let's say like a butcher knife that's fucking like eight inches yeah this is like very small well it sounds like yes she he did it and then he didn't do anything about it because he wanted he was fulfilling a fantasy yeah and so then he starts by like 1030 he starts texting her where are you how come you're not here yet even though set up the alibi uber yeah dropped her off at his house like he's not magneto yeah and this This whole thing, apparently this whole thing started was because he was talking to other girls.

Of course. And she caught him talking to other girls. So they were arguing in this text message chain. Yes. And eventually it turned into come over here and let's talk about this in person. And there's other girls that are involved in the court case that looks like they were also either being groomed or that or that already happened. Yeah. So he leaves his home late that night, drives all the way to Santa Barbara.

We don't know if she's in the trunk or not. I don't think she is. I think she's just in the house at this point. What a wonderful place for a corpse to finally get to visit. Beautiful, beautiful Santa Barbara. But this is also where he ditches her passport. Yes. He ditches her passport in Santa Barbara, like off the road for some reason,

and it gets found months later. Imagine finding that fucking thing, just like walking along. He's like, oh, shit, a passport. Hey. Oh, no. Oh, God. No, I'm in the case. No.

Because he flew her to London, don't forget. Like they went to, they did a trip to London together. They did it like, he was flying her all over the country when she was supposed to be in school. She never dropped out of school. Yes. Like, never, like, and so. No, it's a whole, it's just all like, you're looking at a very lazy crime in which these are people that did not fully understand that reality is a thing. I'm going to say something that's probably rude because, like, they are victims as well.

And the four of it is definitely the head bastard here, but her parents suck. Well, it's standard. They decided that the hands-off policy would be best. And unfortunately, you can't be somebody's parent and a friend. Yeah. That's what my mom used to tell me. I'm not, I'm your mother. I'm not your friends.

Yeah. Yeah. Which is great. Yeah. Every time she beat the shit out of me. Yeah. And you're like, yeah, well, yeah, you're right. You're not my friend.

It wasn't it good the day, like, you realized it didn't hurt when your mom hit you? Well, that was awesome. That was like a fun day. Yeah, yeah. Oh, your hands are small. It's like, you know what? Knock yourself out. My mom's still strong, though.

My mom works out now. Yeah, but she don't hit you no more. Not anymore. I'm too fast. Live from Northland. So April 25th, his album drops. April 26, he stops, like, texting her. Yes.

Because he was texting her for two days after she was dead, apparently. Or she was alive. tied up somewhere and he took her phone from her. He did it because she was dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did because he saw that on television shows. Building an alibi. Yes.

So a week later, he buys two chainsaws. They're delivered to his home. And then May 5th, he buys a body bag. You know what I'd say? It's crazy. You could just buy one. And in a heavy-duty laundry bags. Where do we get him?

In a blue inflatable pool. So he wants to cut her up. Yeah. He's so bad at it. I'm sorry to, like, think about it. this way, but if you're going to chainsaw a body to death, you don't do it in an inflatable pool.

Honestly, I don't like it. It doesn't say it would seem to negate the purpose of it because just due to the piercing factor. But I would also say you want to use cash. You never really want to use it the system in which they categorically and very

thoroughly itemize your address, when you purchased it, what you searched for when you purchased it. And it seems that Amazon really kind of absorbs all that information very easily. Yeah. And I feel like you're just buying it all in one go and having it shipped on Amazon Day is also not the way to dispose of things.

You should be looking for things you already have in your home. It seems like he forgot that he had this body that he needed to get rid of. I think that he just like a month and a half later, he buys the burn cage on July 7th. It's because like there is a distinct, you saw it kind of in the Chris, Watts case, there's a distinct thing of guys that don't understand that what they've done is homicide sometimes

and that what they'll, or what they'll do is, I think what you said originally it's true, they don't have a proper grasp on reality. Yeah. So I think that you can kill somebody and put them away someplace, literally in a giant enough house where you've just now pretended that it's

not happening. Yeah. And it's smelling in the house and you're playing fortnight and smoking weed and drinking all day. and just sitting and you are literally getting rid of reality for a while. You're also very busy. He's DeFord's super busy because DeFordid's got to go

and do all this press shit for his album and do all this kind of stuff. He's on tour. He's already out the door, right? So he can just leave it there. All this is tour starts. Then he's got his cleaning people that probably go in

or people that go into the house or whatever family members are going to house. They probably smell something bad. They're probably like... She may have been frozen too. Because it wasn't the original report that she was frozen. partially frozen remains in the Tesla.

And guess what happened to me, right? Fancy, I got a stupid fancy refrigerator in the main room, right? Yeah. We got her shitty queen's fridge. I got the fridge for all the drinks. Yeah. Funky fridge just fucking dies on me.

The other one's been going for a decade plus. Doesn't even fucking flinch. That's the kind of stuff you put a body in. Yeah. Also, I got to say... Frigerent air. It's one of my problems. You get a frigid air if you're fucking looking to put a body in

if you want to mess up the timeline. Oh, yeah, no. Something that really holds. A big meat. freezer. Like my mom has, we've had the same meat freezer for like fucking 40 years, yeah, man, you can't have the stuff at the bottom of that. No, you, it's still in there. Yeah, oh, for sure, for sure. I have to go right

four of those now, though. Oh, of course, because they always find, like, a baby hat in the back of it, you know? They always, like, so, God, that was grandma's. I didn't know. I had a sister, you know? Yeah, yeah, your grandmother, she had sex with Karim Abdul-Jabbar.

And they hid her baby, her super long baby in shame. But that was back when, you know, when crimes were different. Yeah, man. And if you froze it long enough and went away. It is so fucking crazy about that. He just, like, probably he kept her into the freezer

and then one day he's like, oh, yeah. No. Eddie, he just waited until he hit a wall. And then he's like, oh, my God, I have to do something. Then it gets to that. Then it's like, we got to do something. And then he's just kind of like a. just buying stuff.

Yeah. You know, like, not even fucking... He's buying stuff. Like, even just the concept of, if you really wanted to do this, and he knew what you were doing, you would buy, like, a butcher knife, like a real butcher knife.

Yeah. And it would be much easier to do, and you go joint by joint, you stick it up into the joints and you work your way up into where between things, you snap the arm off. You buy it with cash, ten towns away. And you do it silently.

Yeah, you don't do it with a jane saw. That's a thing you see. in movies. That's what you see in movies. That's not what you really do. You live in the Hollywood Hills. If you hear in the middle of the night. Well, actually, there's a lot of grass guys. If they're not, you have to, then you have

to cut her up while the lawn service people are there. I'm also a true New Yorker and I don't hear what happens. I'm a New Yorker. I don't hear what you're doing. I don't care what you're doing. But the hills, man, that shit echoes all the way down. Yeah, it could be anybody and I'm trying to get a part out here, buddy. And they said this is like farm

equipment. It's not stuff that belongs. in any one of these houses. No, he bought a burn cage, which is, it's an incinerator. It's a portable outdoor incinerator. He bought it on Amazon. Yeah, because also. Sent to his Hollywood Hills home. But it also shows how completely not serious he was because a burn cage is not getting anywhere near hot enough for long enough to burn a human body.

Well, he doesn't know anything. Yeah, that's why kids got to read. Yeah, I bet he flipped out. Kids got to read. Every time you guys. That's what this is about. If you look at this timeline and you go every time he kind of flips out and buys something or does something stupid, I bet if you go look at his fortnight, because his fans knew him on Fortnite. He would play with his fans and stuff.

Oh, yeah. And then, like, or on Discord. I bet you could trace back, like, comments like, where Celeste? You know, like, the cops are going to find you because that was a lot of it. Oh, yeah. And he's just playing games. Yeah, and he's just sitting there playing. He probably just randomly flips out and thinks he's got to go buy something to go cover this shit up.

I guess so, and I just think that, and he's, again, he's a moron that does understand that that's not how it works because of burn cages is for papers and it's for little birds. Cardboard, mostly. Cardboard. But also, you shouldn't. You can just throw it out. You know, I mean, you can just give it to recycling. I don't think it's better to burn it. So, for some reason, if she wasn't a freezer, he takes her out, puts her in the front of the Tesla, which is the trunk's in the front of the Tesla.

Yeah, and then he just leaves it someplace. leaves it 400 feet from his home. Yeah. And then the car eventually gets towed because he goes on tour August 5th. They find it a month and three days later. It had been moved a few times, though. Probably either by him or somebody was doing it. Because apparently right when the tour came, the car seemed to just stay in one place after that.

Okay. Yeah. And so it gets impounded while he's on tour. And then, of course, it's fucking reeking. And then they go and they're like, why is this car reek? they open it up they find her she's in a black body bag covered in insects she's fucking they she's severely decomposed they can see her skull her fucking eyes been eaten by bugs or something it's just gone it's just it's fucking crazy yeah it's quite bad and he's his album came out and did very well and two

and and also to cover up the one thing he did to cover up in the two pieces of her body that they haven't found are fingers that he cut off that had like the shush and his name written on her fingers. That makes sense. Those are very incriminating fingers. But all you know what else is incriminating? Her face. But I mean, you know,

he signed the fingers. He signed the fingers. No, and then DeForvid would continue to be on tour and guess what? Didn't fucking miss a lick, dude. No, no. He was like selling tickets, dude. Yeah. You know, and he was selling tickets.

He was playing the same venues as us Yeah, it was crazy. We kept seeing him around me. I'm like, uh-oh, no, I want to be in your hair. We joked about it at the time. We were like, if you have tickets, are you still going to that show? Yeah. Because also, again, you're innocent until proven guilty, Eddie. Yeah. So now I just think it really comes down to justice.

And I think that it comes down to the legal system because one thing that we know about our judicial system, they always get it right. And I think that these guys are gonna, I think, I do think that this is gonna be, you know, closed quickly case, who knows? Oh, dude. Unless they do the R. Kelly. That ain't me. Dude, I bet this fucking goes on forever.

Yes, it'll be, or he pleases out. He very well might play out because it's quite, quite possible that they could try to get him on the death. It was already, they already pushed it back because it was supposed to, the trial was supposed to start on your birthday, May 1st. And now it's going to start on May 26. never get anything I want. And it's been unverified if she was pregnant, but if she was pregnant, then he killed two people. Well, you know, I guess, you know, it depends on, I don't think that as a chance of really sticking. I don't think you're, I don't think you count until you're five years old. If you can't tell if she was, if you can't tell if she was pregnant, I don't think

you should count that as a human. Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. I don't think life ever starts. Can I actually say that? Like, when does life start? It said life begins at 40, actually. I think that's when you, it counts. It's actually an abortion until you're 40 years old. Only now will I die. And only now do I deserve a grave. And so I hope that we all can make it to this trial. Because this trial is going to be star-studded.

I can't wait to see his different outfits. He specifically come out and said that he does not want to dress like a prisoner. He wants a suit. He's getting his haircut. He does have a fine. Well, he's trying to. They're not letting him. He has a fine little mustache.

I saw him for 20. years old. He's quite the dresser. Dude, I'll tell you what, though, jail, like a couple months of jail, aged his ass, like 10 years. Oh, I saw that. He looks like a straight up man now. No, he is not happy. Because, apparently, as you can tell from my hat, I understand,

you some kind of chomo out here on the yard. You some kind of chicken hawk out here? Yeah, Henry, can you put a hit out on the for a bit? Yeah, me and my buddies over in the Raviolo gang. we're mostly kind of it's my raviolo gang where we get together

and make different egg yolk soft egg yolk raviolos with kind of a sage butter breakdown and we've got to you've got to be working that over in the kitchen you know who is cell as close to Nick Reiner's oh cute

they're just hanging out I want to see oh my god that's the odd couple rebe yes the odd couple rebuffe we could get Jason Schwartzman was the other guy that would

the other guy to direct it with the Gatians. Ratner? Yeah, Brett Rattner? No, the other guy with Gajons. There's so many of them. Rightman. Jason Reitman doesn't have gaitman.

He's a good guy, isn't he? Which was the bad one. Jason Reitman's a great guy. Who's the bad one? I don't know, you're being too vague here. Gagens. You can't just throw that out. Jason Wrightman.

Oh, guilty of murder. His father, he wanted them to be the next star of the Ghostbusters. Holy fucking shit He's a good guy Also I just wanted to give a shout out Because I had a Who fucking knows?

Who cares? In the end of the old same to me I also want to give a shout out to Anna Ferris who I also saw at the pet Emergency Center that I was at Who's also going through a pet-based Emergency I would let her skip

No no fuck her I put her to see I put her dog No fuck her fucking But I just know I was just saying no Eddie's Eddie put it into a competition mode. I was just saying, I'm sorry and a fairer us,

and I hope everything went well. I love you. She's wonderful. Scary movies. I can't wait to see. Honestly, I just felt really bad for her, but no, I would have, I'd kill her fucking dog,

I'd kill her family to make sure Wendy was okay. So that's not her fault. That's not her fault. That's not anybody's fault. I can't even though we can use that. So go check us out over on Netflix. That's where you could see my hat that chose you that I know how to handle

any kind of juice that flows on the yard. If you want a kite sent through to death row, I'm your guy. You like heroin. You like Snickers? I could get it for you no matter what you've done. It's me. I'm your connect. That's right. Jailhouse Connect.

And if you're out in Lake Kuchima, go ahead and walk around and try and find some of that evidence that they think to for of it dump. Honestly, it'd be pretty super crucial if you could find any evidence in the late Kuchima area. Bring some tongs and some Ziploc bags. Some

golden pan sifters. You can go upstate, get some of those gold pan sifters, so they really work out. Oh, man. So, the Forbid's Fortnite thing, they had a deal with him, and they were playing his music. And they had skins, and they had everything. He had a massive deal. You know what good on them? They dropped them

faster than fucking agents did. You could still wear the skins, though. They refunded them. If you wanted to refund, they would refund it, but they didn't delete them, so you could still wear them. And his music still on Spotify. Yep, so is Connie Lass, so's all of them. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's how I listen to all of it. Yeah, that's how I listen to all of it. We're not exactly supposed to advertise it. Yeah, but also at the same time it's there, go check it out. We have other, all right, side stories, LPOTL. If this episode didn't disappoint you enough. Side Stories, LPO at gmail.com. What I would like to hear from you is, why in the 11, what's happening out here with the music, okay?

If you're a younger person, I want you to tell me, I need, This is what we need to end with an Uncle Corner. This is good because I got a couple complaints myself. Good, good, good, good. Here, Uncle Corner or is an Uncle Corner. Now that we've devoted 40 minutes to a child murderer, here's Uncle Corner. I want to find out

from the Zoom or somebody young, right, how can you tell if the music is not just a reformed version of old bad music? Okay? Post Malone just sings Light FM songs. It's crazy. He's just They just have face tattoos, guys.

I thought for sure. Like, when I listed to Post Malone and Machine Gun Kelly, I'm like, oh, this shit's going to be hard. What's the difference between them and Michael Bolton? What is the difference? There is nothing. None. It's weird. You're lame.

Okay? You're the lame ones. Are you ready for this? Michael Bolton could kick their fucking ass. Michael physically beat the shit out of them. Would drag Youngblood around. I watched him. You'd be the idea how much devastation.

station Michael Bolton could do to Youngblood? I watched him beat the Miami Dolphins and softball. Wow. Yeah. What? Yeah, Michael Bolton. When I was a kid, his softball team. I bet you Michael Bolton. And then he beat the dolphins. I couldn't believe. I was so mad as a child. Like, Michael Bolt!

But now it's amazing. He's into home rounds and prancing all over the field. He's built for baseball. Yeah, he's a baseball. He's lanky. But yeah, I think he could definitely, oh my God, just watching him kick fucking Youngblood in the sternum. How much fun with that big boot, like that big wrestling boot, right to his fucking middle chest?

Being like, you ain't Aussie. You ain't Ozzy. All right. That's the four of it. He'll be, they might bring the death penalty back for him. That's what I'm saying. He's probably going to take a plea. I think he's going to end up taking a plea.

I don't think we're going to get to a trial at all, especially with what they have on him. And he's going to spend the rest of his life in prison. Mm-hmm. singing his salutations from jail. He's so tiny. We'll find it. Innocent until proven guilty. And so you can go down there.

There's a lot of people going down with him too, I think. Oh, yeah, I think he's going to take down with him. Oh, he had boys. He had boys. I mean, there's literal boys. All the fucking, all the discord. I mean, like, it made me like stop trusting discord, you know, all this shit. Oh, no.

You know what I said this? And I said this when we did our, the last science, this is how you know, Ed and I are not predators. Like, it's how you know for a fact is that I still have to be walked through step by step by Michelle that works for the company. I've done it 15 times. To how to get into the discord. I have to be walked through several times how to do it, what to do. I still literally can't pick Roblox. No. Out of a lineup. I don't know what even it looks. I don't know how to access I stopped playing video games after Sega Genesis because there was too many buttons. You see, but now I like the new games.

But I like the new games that are new versions of the old games. There you go, man. That's not like the new ones of the old games. The only new music I listen to is jazz. That is what I like. Oh, yeah. Oh, do you like David Axelrod? Come back to me when you like Heavy Axe by David Axelrod.

Then we'll talk music, Zumers. All right. Los Angeles, if you are out here, Henry and I are going to be doing great comedy like this tomorrow night. Fuck you. Every one of our shows on this tour is sold out except for our Netflix show. Except for the biggest show. You get your ass to the show. It's crazy.

Our own employees are going to the other shows. Oh, my God. Our other coasts. Yeah, you have to, Rob. Rob's doing a meet and greed at our show. Yes. If you want to meet Rob, what to fuck Rob? This is the time.

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for the talent. Think about how exciting that is. You're not going to get that with Dave Chappelle. You're not going to get that with John Stewart. You could probably actively buy us food. The night of too many scars. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're becoming cutters. Yeah,

Garner sympathy. Yeah, I'm a cutter. I'm cutting this cheese. All right, fuckers. Peace out. I'll see you later. Hail Anna Ferris's dog. I hope It's okay. I hope it's okay.

I'm glad that my dog survived, though. Yeah, yeah, you cut her.